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How does it feel to get a blowjob from a Tiefling, /tg/?

No, seriously, how do peasants actually react to them? I mean, they have horns and tails, do Dragonborn and Tieflings just get hunted down and murdered by townsfolk when possible?

>> No.8976237

Depends on the location.

>> No.8976303

Some traditionalist Dragonborn hate Tieflings. Doesn't really apply in reverse though, since traditionalist Tieflings just hate everyone.

Outside of that though, they're supposed to be rather integrated into society. The Turathi empire was ancient fucking history, there are honestly hundreds of more immediate threats. Plus a lot of communities are secretly devil-influenced anyway.

>> No.8976598

>>8976303

...And the rest of them are secretly dragon-influenced.

I'm surprised they haven't played up the Bahamut vs. Asmodeus aspect more, considering how Devils vs. Dragons is fucking everywhere else.

>> No.8976695

nah tieflings are just as average as everyone else in the world sure some over zealous priest cleric or pally might call them devils and attack them, But there just average people trying to make a way in the world

>> No.8976784

>>8975359
>No, seriously, how do peasants actually react to them? I mean, they have horns and tails, do Dragonborn and Tieflings just get hunted down and murdered by townsfolk when possible?

If this was WFRP then answer would be yes.

>> No.8976841

In 4e, no one cares.
In 3.5, tieflings are just seen with suspicion. They get lynched only on special occasions.

>> No.8977145

iirc the only race that has serious racism issues are the Shifters, who get killed as werewolves a lot.

>> No.8977192

>>8976695
Actually, Dragonborn and Tieflings are less common then the other PHB1 races.

>> No.8977214

>>8977192

Less common, yeah, but that just means more of them are adventurers.

>> No.8977253

They're basically medievil jews.

>> No.8977265

>>8977253

Err... not really.

>> No.8977574

>>8977145
The PH3 races are explicitly said to be problematic and that players of such races should expect to meet with suspicion and scorn, especially Minotaurs.
Githzerai, on the other hand, hate and distrust just about everyone else. They may grow to tolerate others, but "Only a member of the race can truly understand the struggles that the Githzerai have undergone". Successfully pushing the Tiefling well out of the way as the most wangst ridden Mary Sue fodder available.

>> No.8977631

>>8975359
I fluffed it as the more out-of-the-way, rural villiages tend to lynch Teiflings they come across, not really seeing the difference between them and the stories of Demons or Devils they've passed down through generations. But in larger settlements and full-scale cities, they're treated mostly like everyone else, though there's still a bit of friction between them and other races.

>> No.8977642

What's this about blowjobs and tieflings?

>> No.8977658

>>8977631
Peasants aren't usually as routinely aggressive as that.

>> No.8977684

Dragonborn aren't exactly hunted down, considered they're PROUD NOBLE GOOD DRAGONLIKE PEOPLE.

>> No.8977689

>>8977631
If they REALLY were influences by the old bard's tales, they would hate AND fear them.

>> No.8977702

>>8977631
>Implying rural villagers ever see Tieflings other than adventurers
>Implying rural villagers stand a chance against an adventurer.

>> No.8977713

>>8977658

And even if they were, you can kill shitloads of peasants at level one.

>>8977684

Except for the ones that are total assholes, you mean. Their racial tendency is Aligned.

>> No.8977757

>>8977702
I dunno. A whole small village of maybe 50+ people (some of whom would have some fighting experience), I'd say would have a good chance against a low-level party.

>> No.8977767

>>8977713

Yes, but there's kind of the counterparts to tieflings, considerably more good aligned individuals than anything else.

>> No.8977781

>>8977757

Probably. Adventurer's at low levels can be taken down through sheer numbers. Although peasants would probably be one-hit kill and anything in full plate would probably be nigh-invincible.

>> No.8977785

>>8977757

Except that unless they're under crazy mind control they aren't going to all fight you to the death. There'll be a mob and things will get ugly, but after the first couple people get viciously slaughtered (or effortlessly knocked out, if you're bleeding heart good), the mob's going to shit themselves and go home.

>> No.8977797

>>8977757
Yeah, but none of them would be ready to be the first one to die.

>> No.8977824

And then, of course, if they AREN'T level one... well, have you read the dark tower?

>> No.8977841

>>8977757
No.
If your villagers are by default more than minions, you missed the whole fucking point. The best warriors in 50 person village might be the equal of the MM human guard, most of the rabble are, well, rabble. Now, before you mention attacking them while they sleep or are relaxing, you'll need to explain how the PCs passive insight didn't catch the murderous intent in the rabble's eyes.

>> No.8977858

>>8977841

Maybe they all dumped WIS.

>> No.8977860

>>8977824

The Gunslinger is more than a millenia old. He's far past epic.

>> No.8977903

Tieflings stick to cities where they can blend in or fade into the background. Pretty much everyone distrusts them naturally, because they have tendencies to do dark things.

>> No.8977913

In general, fights vs. hapless villagers just exist to make the PCs feel bad.

>> No.8977919

To answer the OP's first question, I present this document.

>> No.8977930

>>8977903

That's what the CHA bonus is for.

>> No.8978017

>>8977858
And assume that no one is trained in Insight or Perception, and no one has any racial bonuses in those areas.

Indeed, if you custom build a party to die in your otherwise pathetic trap, they will, but that is the only way.

>> No.8978924

Rarest player race is the deva.

But they're, you know, angels incarnate, so I'd imagine that people generally treat them nicely.

>> No.8979062

Do you mean Tieflings passing through or ones that live in the local community? Because if it is the second they probably get along fine, when you live in a small community you tend to get along with people you normally wouldn't becuase you can't help but see them as people.
"I hate Tieflings, creepy shifty fucks"

"What about Vivian? She is a Tiefling"

"She is one of the good ones"

>> No.8979074

>>8978017

Still quite possible, given an uncoordinated party.

>> No.8979409

Why would the average person be any more wary of tieflings than they are of adventurers as a whole?

>> No.8979434

Tieflings are thew best, hot chicks with emotional vulnerabilities to manipulate.

>> No.8979455

>>8979409
Because they give off an aura of something not quite 'right'. Animals get spooked around them, too.

>> No.8979481

What I find funny is that the current Tieflings are essentially a giant walking moral lesson about NOT dealing with devils.

Everyone does it anyway.

>> No.8979573

>>8979455

Statistically, though, they lean towards less scary classes. I mean, who are you going to be more scared of? The Tiefling Bard or the Human Barbarian?

>> No.8979592

rolled 9 = 9

Now tell me, does she look evil AT ALL?

>> No.8979612

>>8979592
Not really. But I'm pretty damn open-minded when it comes to these things.

>> No.8979621

>>8979592

Yes.

Less so than the guy who is constantly on fire though.

>> No.8979645

I'd spend a pleasant evening chatting about nothing very important with this young lady.

>> No.8979655

And this lovely woman would be welcome to my company, as well!

>> No.8979673

>>8979655
>>8979645
>>8979592

You're ignoring that they're red skinned and very monster-looking.

>> No.8979688

Don't tell me this girl doesn't look like anything other than a genuine pleasure to know.

>> No.8979693

rolled 15 = 15

>>8979673
redskinnedwhat?

>> No.8979708

>>8979673

what's wrong with red skin?

>> No.8979725

>>8979693

Tieflings.

Red skin. Big fucking horns. Tails that can't be easily concealed. You don't get to play one and look normal anymore.

>> No.8979733

rolled 86 = 86

>>8979708
i prefer blue myself

>> No.8979734

>>8979708
It means one of the following:

1. The subject is sunburned badly.
2. The subject is turning into a tomato.
3. The subject is evil.

>> No.8979744

>>8979733

Weeaboo.

>> No.8979746

>>8979673
Don't look too monstrous to me. Red skin, horns, tail. Other than that they're basically human. Teiflings are pretty cool bros.

>> No.8979749

>>8979708

It just makes them seem hotter.

Drumroll, anyone?

>> No.8979759

>blowjob from a tiefling
Well for one, you have to get over the fact that she has a face right out of the "Demons and Devas" school of thought, so if you thought they'd look like a human, with horns, you're sadly mistaken. Of course, some find that rather attractive, but just putting out that disclaimer. If you can ignore the face, you have a lot going for you, because tieflings have bodies that can only be described as "smoking hot." The only things you have to watch out for are the extremities--the claws, the feet, the tail (if there is one present--as a general rule, the tiefling race does not share similar characteristics beyond the probability that certain things will appear). That shit hurts. But the most important thing on your mind won't be how pretty she looks, the curve of her ass, her hips, or those tits, it's the smile. You're good to go, and you know she's on board, and then she gives you a smile. THOSE TEETH. It's like a sawblade got crossed with a carnivore. I'll tell you, nothing kills the mood when you see you're about to have your dick surrounded by a nest of daggers. Get past that, my friend, and you're in for a treat: tieflings have long, prehensile tongues, and no gag reflex--and their body temperature is warmer than a human's. With their natural propensity for rough sex, you're in for the ride of your life. I just hope you come back with all your parts intact, if you catch my drift. The guys down at the bar joke that the markings they leave behind are a badge of honor for xenophiles like myself: you stuck your dick there, and survived it.

>> No.8979763

rolled 5 = 5

okay, i know you all have teifling pics already so i'm gonna shoe the dragonborn girls some love.

>> No.8979783

I don't even see the horns, tail, or red skin any more when I see a Teifling. I just see another person.

>> No.8979785

>>8979746
Smell like egg-farts when they get sweaty.

>> No.8979805

rolled 43 = 43

>>8979759
just wow

>> No.8979824

rolled 18 = 18

>> No.8979837

>>8979759
>THOSE TEETH. It's like a sawblade got crossed with a carnivore.

You say that like it's a bad thing. The teeth are great. I'm in a long-term relationship with a Teifling, and I *love* it when she gently bites my cock with her teeth, or scratches me with her claws. It's amazing, really. You don't get that heady mixture of pleasure and pain with any other sort of girl.

>> No.8979889

>> No.8979940

>> No.8979950

>>8976598

Could be epic. ASSHOLE LAWYER Asmodeus versus JUSTICE Bahamut.

>> No.8979960

rolled 90 = 90

>>8979940
okay, horns are really sexy and all but those are just outrageous

>> No.8979972

>>8979950
Enter ACE ATTORNEY PHOENIX WRIGHT AND HIS CRACK TEAM OF PARALEGALS

>> No.8979996

>>8979960

Think of it as plumage.

>> No.8980019

rolled 88 = 88

>>8979996
i thought this was teiflings and dragonborn. are we doing harpies now too?

>> No.8980034

The world is full of weird looking humanoids, and its best to not make more enemies than you already have.

Next question.

>> No.8980037

>>8979996
Think of it as handlebars.

>> No.8980062

>>8980019

Technically, I just like the word 'plumage'. Don't get to say it often enough. On the other hand, HARPIES FUCK YEAR

>> No.8980077

>>8980019
Don't even get me started on harpies, there's a reason they call disagreeable human woman harpies. But sometimes, you're in the mood for a straightforward hateful fuck with no strings attached, and in this capacity they provide a valuable service. Just.. don't get too into it. They love it. After a particularly nasty break up and the resulting harpy visit, she was following me around like I owned her.

>> No.8980101

>>8979950

Heh.

Actually, the main place you'd see Asmodeus literally playing lawyer would be vs. The Raven Queen, since you have to really bitch at her to get her to give up her precious souls. The fact that Asmodeus is willing to fight for non-hero souls is why hell is chock-full, but the good gods only have a handful of their favorite mortals in their own realms.

>> No.8980147

>>8976598

Bahamut is too busy trying to eat/rape his sister to mess with Asmodeus.

>> No.8980232

>>8980101
Actually, he doesn't really have to fight that much. He made a contract with the other gods during the Dawn War that allowed him to harvest souls to preserve Baator. They agreed cause they needed Asmodeus's skills to fight the Primordials. They didn't read the fine print though. Asmodeus added a clause that made the contract's terms last in perpetuity.

And you really don't want to get in a legal battle with Asmodeus

>> No.8980270

>>8980232

Nobody ever fucking reads the smallprint.

>> No.8980365

>>8980232

That's FR, if I recall correctly.

In PoL, he was not a god during the dawn war, just the highly skilled lieutenant of his predecessor, who he killed in its aftermath.

The soul stuff happened later.

>> No.8980436

>>8980270

Well, to be fair, this was back when the gods had yet to get their heads around concepts like organization, much less contract law.

>> No.8980504

Simply put, tieflings, dragonborn, infernal warlocks, etc. are rarely hunted down. There would not be witch hunters if witches could incinerate you with a glance. ALL dragonborn can incinerate a room full of people (or freeze/poison/etc. them).

Anyway, the reason why dragonborn are found in very small enclaves but all over the place is because the human empire of Nerath feared dragonborn... they didn't have the desire to exterminate them or anything, but they passed laws requiring them to be spread out all over the place to prevent uprising.

>> No.8980527

>>8980504

Was Nerath the group that bred the Half-Orcs or am I thinking of a different empire?

>> No.8980845

>>8980527
I don't think so. They're a bit vague on where half orcs come from.

>> No.8980923

>>8980845

The only realistic one on the list is the super-soldier breeding program.

>> No.8981396

>>8980923

Wait what? Expound on this please.

>> No.8981615

>>8981396

There are several suggested origins for the half-orcs. However, all of them save one are things like "born from the fallen blood of Gruumsh". The remaining one is being the product of a fallen human empire's super soldier breeding program.

>> No.8982433

>>8980504
>There would not be witch hunters if witches could incinerate you with a glance.

But what if the witch hunters could smite their enemies with holy flame?

>> No.8982476

>>8982433
Witch hunting is based off the desire to kill a bunch of defenseless people to make you feel less delusional, either about witches existing or about your god existing.

Either way, it wouldn't fit standard models of xenophobia and intolerance.

>> No.8982493

>>8981615
That's stupid. Any origin other than "orcs are fucking savages and rape people and can knock up humans" is stupid.

>> No.8982532

>>8982493
I know 4chan loves fantasy niggerishness, but the original origin of half orcs was indeed the whole breeding program thing

>> No.8982542

>>8982476

Except in a fantasy universe, witches are a real threat, incinerating villagers with a glance and all.

Ignoring the fact that you're making the rest of us Atheistfags look bad, the fact is that in a world where witches can actually be going around fucking up people's day, witch-hunting might actually be a noble calling, especially if you differentiate between "evil witch" and "legitimate spellcaster who isn't hurting anyone."

>> No.8982581

In b4 Zelly apparently.

>> No.8982647

>>8982532
Original? What the fuck are you talking about? Half orcs as a playable race originated in the PHB of AD an d D, and it specifically states orcs are fecund and have their way with women of other races, usually by force. As a result the offspring are treated poorly.
Rape is the original origin. This shit about breeding programs and Gruumsh's blood is post-Gygaxian PC bullshit. You can prefer it if you like(wuss) but don't lie and try to claim it's the original anything.

>> No.8982651

>>8982542
Never claimed to be a gaytheist. Simply the fact that witches (or warlocks) could burn people if they wanted, ensures there would not be anything even distantly resembling witch hunts. More specifically, read the Old Testament for how people react to crazy dudes who can call down pillars of fire.

>> No.8982721

>Original? What the fuck are you talking about?

Oh yeah, I forgot how D&D invented orcs and half orcs. My bad.

>> No.8982805

>handlebars

>> No.8982829

>> No.8982838

Since 4th edition is completely PC bullshit there is no difference between a Tiefling and a regular human.

>> No.8982859

>>8982838
Yeah, its completely PC bullshit to try to cut down on good PCs having a solid reason to kill tons of villagers, and to cut down on reasons for PvP.

>> No.8984881

Why are tieflings hated if they are as lame as anyone else?

>> No.8985304

Tieflings are exactly like medieval Jews, some of the fluff even mentions how all the bankers are tieflings in D&D-world.

It's not like Jews got hunted down and lynched all the time in the middle ages, right? Oh wait.

>> No.8985742

Who here plays a tiefling character? I've got a level 26 tiefling hybrid infernal pact warlock/paladin of Asmodeus/hellbringer/demigod.

He's basically my testbed for dumb combos...like marking something with divine challenge and then shooting at it with hellish rebuke from a distance. And taking Ethereal Sidestep and various items that improve the distance I can teleport so I wind up with an at-will move action to teleport 4 squares.

>> No.8985776

It depends on the area. In a big city, a tiefling probably doesn't need to do much besides watch his back. But he'd probably be an idiot to show his face in a small town unless he's a goodhearted orphan adopted by the grandfatherly smith at the edge of town or something.

>> No.8986388

>>8982651

Yeah, try using your Wiccafag magic to threaten people who know their Cleric personally has god's ear.

Enjoy being curbstomped by ten Straladins and an Invoker.

>> No.8986928

>>8985304
jews have horns and tails like them too.

>> No.8990955

It's 4th ed, I thought this was the edition where all the PC able races got along in the end, no matter what the fluff said, and anything that isn't a combat roll is just a skill roll...

>> No.8990985

teiflings are inferior to draenei, that is all

>> No.8991053

any pics of sexy tieflings?

>> No.8991279

>> No.8991300

bump, need more tieflings

>> No.8991323

>> No.8991330

>> No.8991359

>> No.8991371

>> No.8991387

that red skin is fucking hot

I just thought of something... how do they deal with their tails? I mean, isn't it hard to have clothes like pants and dresses with a tail? Do they make their clothing from magic, or have it all custom made? Like, how would a tiefling squeeze their ass into some pants they just looted...

>> No.8991395

>> No.8991402

They get bullied by mean girls

>> No.8991410

>>8991387
I vote for assless clothes. The tail covers the important bits from behind anyway.

>> No.8991425

>> No.8991428

>>8991387
Scissors, dude! Every Tiefling's best friend!

But i'm pretty sure that tail-hole clothing modifications are fairly common, so they could probably just take it to a tailor for a quick fix.

>> No.8991437

>>8979645

The best kind of horns. Right?

>> No.8991442

>>8991387
Modding looted clothes on the fly wouldn't be much of a problem, unless it was some invincible bullshit.
>>8982647
>>8982838
>>8990955
Fuck off dumbasses.

>> No.8991444

>>8991402
I know how that feels....

..playing 'pull the horns' is never fun...

>> No.8991449

>>8991402
Why is Summer Glau Kratos?

>> No.8991451

>>8991402
Oh Kratilla, you mean girl you!

>> No.8991480

Not a tiefling, but still awesome

>> No.8991498

do teilfings ever have hooves? They'd prolly look like draenei then...

>> No.8991506

>>8979759

I'd find this so unusual if it didn't sound so damn appealing.

>> No.8991590

>>8991387
They cut a hole dawg!

>> No.8991688

>>8991387
if you could kill it to take its stuff, that stuff is probly either magic (every day convenince magic, like self cleaning/reapiring) or you have some way to open a hole.

>> No.8991700

Guys, I just wear a skirt.

>> No.8991702

>>8991506
Now you know how I feel.

Damn this writer's block.

>> No.8991730

>>8991700
Yeah but you can't wear a skirt whilst adventuring.

>> No.8991747

>>8991730
It's called a kilt.

>> No.8991758

>>8991702

You the guy with the ...What the crap you call them fetish and the one writing the fic with them?

My memory fails right now

>> No.8991783

>>8991747
Kilt and skirt are different things. If she had meant kilt, she should have said kilt.

>> No.8991795

>>8991758
>That weird fetish with the guy writing the fic.

Cool info, bro.

>> No.8991856

>>8991795

The fucking mantis things dammit.

>> No.8991870

Teiflings are like black people.

Most people don't care in the slightest, but there's probably a smaller class and rural folk that are suspicious, though not outright hostile unless given opportunity.

>> No.8991874

>>8991758
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe

>> No.8991876

>>8991856
Thri-kreen?

>> No.8991888

>>8991856
thri-kreen

how could you forget this they're requested by people in like every drawthread ever

>> No.8991895

I HATE bugs.

>> No.8991899

>>8991888

That's the one.

I'm tired and in need of sleep.

>> No.8991901

>>8991888
They're a fad and will go away eventually.


That is until Dark Sun comes out. Then they will become popular again.

>> No.8991903

>>8991700
You too? I have worn a skirt with a lot of ruffles ever since some dude tried to finger me through my tail slit while I was eating lunch in a shoulder to shoulder crowded tavern. Wandering hands get tangled in the frills and I can break their nose with mah elbow.

>> No.8991920

>>8991895
This is hateful speech and it must be punished.

Sexily.

>> No.8991931

>>8991920

Right. That does it. Off to bed I go.

>> No.8991935

Ayla walk half naked. No trouble.

>> No.8991944

>>8991901
Yes, they will. Hopefully I'll have finally vomited this monstrosity of a fapfic out onto /tg/ in acidy chunks and we'll all have moved on to new, equally disturbing things.

Well, the rest of you will have anyway. I'll still be stuck with this weird psychological complex.

>> No.8991954

>>8991920
FUCK YOU I HAVE RAID!

>> No.8991963

>> No.8991965

>>8991944
I'm pretty sure we all will. I read the Thri-Kreen erotica.

Interesting stuff...

>> No.8991968

>> No.8991969

>>8991931
But I have so many things to tell you about! Don't you want to hear about mandibles and maxillae and palps and the wonderful sexual possibilities associated with them?

Oh well, he'll be back. Now about those tieflings: how do you gentlemen deal with the sulfur smell? It makes certain acts rather... well, let's just say my tongue has no first-degree burns on it whatsoever, but I'm in the doghouse until I figure this out.

>> No.8991970

>> No.8991974

>>8991969
Fabreeze fixes EVERYTHING.

>> No.8991976

If I let them start sucking me off it's hard to BURN AND DISMEMBER THEM

Goddamn demons

>> No.8991994

>>8991969
Noseplugs.

That or start to really like the smell of sulfur.

>> No.8992004

>>8991969
I don't know what nasty tieflings you have been around, with good hygiene we smell like candle wax, burning paper and cinnamon mixed together.

>> No.8992019

>>8991965
So did I. I was intrigued by it and I wondered just how far such a relationship could be taken. Ideas floundered and festered for a long, long time and all of a sudden the writing bug bit me again, and THC and alcohol got involved, and, well...

I'm sitting here looking at all 8000 words of what I've gotten done with chapter one, planning out dream sequences (especially weird things for a creature that normally doesn't sleep to have) for future chapters and seeing if I can find some way to weave an entertaining story in between all this weird smut. I'm a little concerned but at the same time I'm just happy to be writing again.

>> No.8992022

>>8991969
Tell her not to wipe the wrong way.

>> No.8992033

MANTIS GUY

I DESPISE YOUR VERY ESSENCE

>> No.8992042

>>8992019
If you ever finish, be sure to post it. I'd very much like to read it. I wrote a story about a romance between a Human and a goblin, but everyone accused me of being a pedophile.

>> No.8992083

>>8992042
why did they?

>> No.8992099

>>8992004
I think she'd be offended if I told her plainly that she needs to wash. Broken furniture doesn't bug me -- I long ago learned to buy exclusively from IKEA -- but I don't have health insurance, for one thing, and for another that flanging DEATH VOICE scares me. (Though not as much as the fact that said voice makes me hard as a rock.)

But to top things off... fuck me, she's crying now. I better get her outdoors before her evaporating tears fill up the whole house with carbon monoxide. We've gone through three cats so far. I'll try to make her see my side of things.

>> No.8992101

>>8992083
Because I described the goblin girl as having the build and stature of a 12 year old girl.

EVEN THOUGH I MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT SHE IS 26.

>> No.8992109

>>8992083
Goblins look like little kids... who are green and have pointy teeth and ears.

>> No.8992115

>>8992109
No one bitches about etna

>> No.8992139

>>8992033
Why? Because I won't deliver, because I won't shut the fuck up, or do you simply despise heretics as your God-Emperor instructs you to?

Either way, like I give a fuck. Everyone on /tg/ seems to have some sort of sexual dysfunction. Mine simply happens to be an obsession with the bizarre. You think thri-kreen are the only weird thing I like? You're quite wrong.

>>8992042
Thri-kreen become full adults at about four years of age, according to the original DS splats. How do you think I feel?

And did you post that goblin fapfic here? I don't think I ever saw it.

>> No.8992143

>>8992099
Take showers with her, all the time. It works.
And chew a lot of gum and offer her some. Helps with the breath.
No idea what the deal with the tears is though.
>>8992115
She doesn't get hot until the end.

>> No.8992166

>>8992101
REALLY 1000 YEARS OLD GUYS I SWEAR

Drawing parallels between children and fictional sexual partners is always a bad idea. Especially since goblins are not proportioned like little girls, they're more like angry midgets with big ears and sharp teeth. Also, a sexually mature female (really mature, goblins have shorter lives than humans in most fantasy game fluff) would probably have well-developed titties. Unless she was an Asian goblin or something.

>> No.8992170

>>8992115
Who?

>> No.8992187

>>8992166
I'd bang THAT goblin girl, then take her to breakfast the next day.
>>8992170
Character from the newest Zelda game, Twilight Princes.

>> No.8992189

>>8992099
It is a sensitive subject, but be reassured it is not her fault. The odor problems come from a bacterial infection, normally it just feeds on our sweat and you can shower it off, but sometimes when things get out of whack downstairs it can become a resident. I had to go to a cleric to get it resolved.

>> No.8992211

>>8992143
The deal is, I presume, the same thing as her sister's goat legs. I can only imagine how frustrating it must be, being a god. They spend all this time and effort putting together an elaborate system of genetics and DNA and alleles and all that good stuff only to have mortals throw it all out the window and fuck fiends whose traits manifest at random in their half-breed offspring.

I've never really thought to ask why beings that reproduce via corrupting, converting, and devouring souls have functioning genitals in the first place. Or what demon sperms look like. Maybe I should.

>> No.8992215

>>8992170

>> No.8992221

>>8992170
Disgaea character.

>>8992187
Oh, you.

>> No.8992227

depraved monkeys only think about killing one another and bedding every thing?

>> No.8992231

yes

>> No.8992238

>>8992221
>>8992215
Oh FUCK, I was thinking of MIDNA.
Sorry, my bad.

>> No.8992246

>>8992227

better than retarded dogs who only think about dumpsters and fleas?

>> No.8992247

>>8992227
HEY!
I think about food too you know!

>> No.8992286

>>8992246
call a Fenrir ahroun a dog, you would be either fast-runner or suicidal, shithead

>>8992247
what's for breakfast, anon?

>> No.8992318

>>8992286
I'll just call you a fat furry otherkin retard.

>> No.8992321

>>8992286

i am not afraid of a dog boy like you, cant even wash, no wonder exalted does not want you

>> No.8992343

>>8992318
yeah, short and fat, anon

>>8992321
take a shower every morning its home instead of with sept, anon

have craving for waffles and bacon today, eh?

>> No.8992351

>>8992286
The fried flesh and aborted fetuses of lesser creatures.

>> No.8992358

>>8992351
bacon and eggs sounds great, anon

would you let me in for breakfast?

>> No.8992376

>>8992139
No answer, eh? I suppose I scared him off, with strange feelings he's never had before. He's confused and he's lashing out at people. It seems I have awakened a part of him that was deeply buried, but it was there. And it is there in all individuals.

>> No.8992390

>>8992376
It makes you so easy to manipulate.

And soon, you will all be my slaves, driven mad with lust for women you cannot have. Not without me, anyway. This world will be mine.

>> No.8992399

>>8992390
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

>> No.8992400

>>8992390

>> No.8992404

>>8992376
>>8992390

what the fuck am i seeing here!

>> No.8992410

>>8992404
OH JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST FUCK YOU!

>> No.8992414

>>8992400
HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT RUN

>> No.8992422

Don't make me get my +1 Rolled-up Newspaper of Swatting.

>> No.8992429

>>8992410

LOOOVEEE MEEEE! LOOOVVEEE MEEEE!

>> No.8992444

>>8992139
Oh shit I didn't see your post, despite the mantis pic.

I posted part one on a Writethread, but I haven't finished part two yet and I don't know if I ever will. Also, it wasn't truly a fapfic, because they only had implied sex.

>> No.8992461

>>8992404
Grace. Beauty. A marvelous example of evolutionary diversity.

The Chinese developed fighting styles around mimicry of the insect's hunting behavior. The Europeans thought them pious. I find them hauntingly beautiful and frightening at the same time; somewhat reminiscent of Giger's xenomorph, in a rather roundabout way.

>> No.8992481

>>8992461
Just ugly green cockroaches.

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>> No.8992485

>>8992429
GET THE FUCK OUT BRO

RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS

THEY'VE GOT DEATH STICKS

>> No.8992491

>>8992481
all you're capable of is destroying every thing you can reach, human-anon

>> No.8992509

>>8992429
YOU ARE THE THINGS MY NIGHTMARES ARE CRAFTED OF! BEGONE FOUL DEMON! THE DEVIL IS NOT WELCOME HERE!

>> No.8992513

>Hot tiefling thread.

Should I start dumping some Zelly?

>> No.8992514

>>8992491
Is it really too much to ask for you to stop fagging up every single thread on /tg/ with your passive-aggressive little whinefests and 'LOOK AT ME I'M TOTALLY A WOLF GUYS HEY GUYS LOOK'?

>> No.8992515

>>8992485
You don't want to sell me death sticks.

You want to go home and rethink your life.

>> No.8992520

>>8992461
>>8992429
>>8992414
>>8992404
>>8992400
KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN JESUS SHITKING FUCK

... Trying to read the damn thread.

>> No.8992522

>>8992461

it is the single most creepiest thing ive ever seen in my entire life.

>> No.8992526

>>8992513
Oh my. If that's Zelly, then please, do go on.

>> No.8992531

>>8992491
Which is why I'm on the top of the fucking food-chain buddy.
AND I HAVE THUMBS! Fuck yes Tool-users!
I bend mother nature over and RAPE HER for FUN AND PROFIT! Yeah sometimes that bitch gets uppity and throws a Hurricane or Earthquake, but I slap her back into line.

>> No.8992532

>>8985742

Nice... did he start at level 1 tho?

>> No.8992534

>>8992526

Very well!

>> No.8992540

>>8992513
POST THEM FASTER!

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>> No.8992549

>>8992481
Ugly? Surely you jest.

Oddly enough, they did develop from proto-cockroaches during the Tertiary period. Termites did, too. And so, of course, did cockroaches -- not all of which are as filthy as the American or German varieties. Madagascar hissing cockroaches are really quite clean, for example.

>> No.8992551

>>8992513
Ugly woman with a man's ribcage and rat tail. No thanks.

>> No.8992552

I asked about Zelly about a week ago due to just finding out about her myself...led to pretty much universal cries of rage and GTFO.

...fire and ice, this board.

>> No.8992553

>> No.8992558

>>8992509

LOOOOOOVVVEEEEE MMEEEEEEE!

>> No.8992564

>>8992514
do wolves have air conditioned apartments or monkey-toy laptops, anon? not a wolf

>>8992531
... feeling okay today, anon?

>> No.8992567

>> No.8992569

>>8992552
Night and Day /tg/ are as different as... well night and day.

>> No.8992570

>>8977757

This, actually, is the main reason why I think they decided to add the bit that townsfolk rarely engage in attacking tieflings and such... besides the fact that angry mobs would only attack beings that lack supernatural power and who did not, in fact, pose a threat.

>> No.8992573

>> No.8992575

>>8992515
What? No!! I don't want to go home! My father's wrong! The tribe doesn't need me to produce strong warriors, there are much better and more virile males to take my place! And so what if she's an elf, I love her!

I mean, she tastes so good!

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>> No.8992578

>>8992549
I know that, that is why I insulted them like that.

>> No.8992582

>>8992564
It's 4AM. I feel fine.

>> No.8992586

>>8992558
>>8992558

Can we be friends?

;_:

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>> No.8992599

>>8992558
BACK FOUL BEAST! BACK! Take your freaky mouth and dead demonic eyes back to the hell from whence you came!

>> No.8992600

>>8992552
was that the thread were they guy was raging and threatening to post the artist number?

>> No.8992602

>>8992582
you would be invited to go with for tim hortons run, anon

long as you leave rifle at home

>> No.8992605

>> No.8992608

>>8992551
Do you like ANYTHING? What's your opinion on Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator?

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>>8992558

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>> No.8992624

>>8992586
sure

>>8992599
why so mean...

>> No.8992626

What does it feel like to run a marathon with a centaurized Horo?

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>> No.8992633

>>8992534

My tiefling porn sense was tingling and I have returned.

...Someone tell me, who is Zelly?

>> No.8992634

>> No.8992635

>>8992626
Pretty good, considering you'll overtake her halfway along.

>> No.8992636

>>8992622
I don't see how this compensates the pizza franchise at all. He can't exactly tip out on this. And he's doing it on company time, too.

>> No.8992638

Hey guys what's going on.

>> No.8992641

>> No.8992643

>>8992635
It's true! Humans are the best long-distance runners in the world.

>> No.8992652

>>8992638
Fuck yes, dinner!

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>> No.8992671

Spider thread?

>> No.8992673

Who's Zelly, and why is she always sexing up guys with tails?

>> No.8992675

>>8992624
Because you and your kind are all hellspawn! Demons from the abyss! All of you should be terminated!
But we can;t DO that because it fucks up the ecosystem.

>> No.8992677

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>> No.8992705

>>8992675
Fuck you, buddy! Those things are tasty! I say keep 'em coming!

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>> No.8992752

Porn drawn by women makes me feel so in adequate, I will never stretch them out with a dick as girthy as my wrist.

>> No.8992754

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>> No.8992768

>>8992404
>>8992429
>>8992558
>>8992624
>>8992705

What's going on here in this thread, my good chums?

>> No.8992770

>> No.8992774

>>8992752
You can make girls orgasm six times in a row just by baaaaarely moving a fingertip, dude.

>> No.8992776

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>>8992768
looks like depravity, anon

>> No.8992781

>>8992768
Sorry guys, new to this whole World Internetwork thingamabob, Arthur set me up with it. He sent a lovely lady named Mavis to teach me how to touch-type. I'm touch-typing right now! Isn't that super-keen?

>> No.8992783

>> No.8992786

I have a question, do Tieflings have tails?

>> No.8992788

>> No.8992792

>>8992774
yeah but I want to give them that full feeling of being crammed full of meat.

>> No.8992803

>>8992781
And gosh-darn it if I didn't forget to say what I was apologizing for! I forgot to post my picture the first time.

This on the line thing is hard! How does Arthur do this all day?

>> No.8992806

>> No.8992810

>>8992786
Ya

>> No.8992814

>> No.8992819

>>8992803
with one hand.

>> No.8992820

>> No.8992821

>>8992786
Yes, they do. Also horns.

>> No.8992822

>>8992792
And wanting your cock to be massaged by her engorged love-hole has nothing to do with it, I'm sure. At least have the juice to admit it, mammal.

>> No.8992824

who drew all this zelly porn? Jaxthebat?

>> No.8992827

>> No.8992832

>>8992822
I never intended to deny it.

>> No.8992836

>> No.8992842

>>8992822
When you put it like that...
brb fappin'

>> No.8992845

>>8992673
As far as I can tell, Zelly is JaxtheBat's (yes, THAT Jax, if you are an ancientfag) Tiefling.

>> No.8992847

>>8992819
Wowzers! Now that's just showing off! He must be trying to make me jealous! And boy howdy, it's working! Now I wanna be that good!

Maybe he's just getting back at me for acting all strong all the time. I can't help it, I don't know my own strength! But I know when I'm makin' my good buddy feel bad, and now I feel all guilty! I'll have to do better.

>> No.8992856

>> No.8992860

>>8992673
Tailsex = hawt

>> No.8992864

And that's about it.

>> No.8992865

>>8992856
She has to go at least 165 - 170

>> No.8992868

>>8992845
I'm just newfag who use google, found out that Zelly is Jax's thiefling, still is that porn drawn by him?

why THAT Jax?

>> No.8992877

>>8992864
Thank you, anon.

>> No.8992883

Where is this from?

>> No.8992885

>>8992821
>>8992810
Well the horns are kinda obvious but I wasn't sure about the tail.

Thanks people.

>> No.8992904

>>8992877

My pleasure.

>> No.8992938

So, in addition to the fucking Mantis jackass, we have The Tick, or at least some fat basement dwelling mutant who thinks they are oh so clever by this imitation of the live action movie persona.

Thank the God-Emperor this thread has tits, otherwise nothing would save it.

>> No.8992945

>>8992868
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jax_the_Bat

"Jax the Bat is also a meme from 4chan. Whenever somebody posted a furry picture, it used to be standard procedure for posters to declare that it was © Jax, that the OP was © Jax, and that © Jax is © Jax. Although they may be right, as Jax's art is spread around the internet like herpes at a furry convention"

The meme is back from 2005

>> No.8993013

THIS THREAD MAKES MY PENIS NIGH INVINCIBLE!

>> No.8993165

>>8992938
We've also got some weeaboo faggot crying and posting reaction images.

>> No.8993648

I've only ever found SFW Zelly pics. Where are you getting this stuff, kind anon?

>> No.8993739

>>8992883
sauce is required

>> No.8996470

I am extremely high right now, so this thread is the coolest fucking thing in the world to me at the moment and I don't really know why.

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