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ANGRY MARINE THREAD
POST SOME ANGRY MARINES

>> No.8956881

YOU JUST DID MOTHERFUCKER!

FUCK OUT THE DOOR!

>> No.8956893

>>8956881
I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT WITH A FUCKING 2 BY 4, MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.8956897

Having tourette syndrome is not the same thing as being angry.

>> No.8956910

>>8956893
SHIT bro you
>scared me
dumpass

>> No.8956915

You can not post an image better than this one.

/thread

>> No.8956919

>> No.8956925

>>8956897
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU CUM-GARGLING SHITSTAIN!?!

>> No.8956926

>>8956893
YOU! YES YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY SANDVICH!

>> No.8956954

>> No.8956955

>>8956925
HEY, FUCK YOU TOO, YOU FUCKING COLOSSAL COCK LOVING FAGWAD

>> No.8956995

>>8956955

BETTER IDEA, HOW ABOUT YOU GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS YOU FAGGOT

>> No.8957002

>>8956995

ha ha how angry do you have to be to even say something like that

>> No.8957027

>>8956995
I WOULD IF I WASN'T FUCKING BUSY BEATING YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY TO DEATH WITH THEIR OWN FUCKING ARMS

>> No.8957029

>>8956915
>Battle Barge Maximum Fuck

Okay, i laughed

>> No.8957094

COMISSAR FUKLAW FUCKING APPROVES OF THIS THREAD

>> No.8957119

HAS IT EVER BEEN DECIDED WHAT AN ANGRY FUCKING TERMINATOR LOOKS LIKE?

I'VE SEEN THE BELIGERENT ENGINES, BUT NEVER AN ANGRY TERMINATOR

>> No.8957126

>> No.8957131

IF IT HAS A HOLE, FUCK IT

IF IT DOESN'T, FUCK IT

THEN KILL IT

>> No.8957157

>>8957119
REGULAR ANGRY MARINES ARE TOO MOTHERFUCKING BADASS FOR ANY ENEMY OF THE EMPEROR

YOU WANT FUCKING TERMINATORS TOO?

>> No.8957168

>>8957119

>> No.8957170

>>8957131
>posting the black marine pic
>implying that any marine is black other than the Salamanders

>> No.8957180

RELEVANT

>> No.8957188

The amount of anger in this thread is dangerously low.

>> No.8957196

the song that goes through my head whenever I seen an angry marine:

I AIN'T SAYING WE WERE WRONG, AND I AIN'T SAYING WE WERE RIGHT, ALL I'M SAYING IS: FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE! FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE!


I have no clue why thought D:

>> No.8957243

Desert Fangs successor chapter WOO!

>> No.8957278

SOMEONE FUCKIN' POST THAT ONE THREAD ABOUT THE ANGRY MARINES SHOOTING DOWN SOME FAGGOT LANDING SHIP

>> No.8957326

>>8957278
this?

>> No.8957351

>>8957326
FUCK YES, THANKS FAGGOT

>> No.8957353

>>8957126
I SAY THIs FUCKING SHIT IS SOME FUCKING GODAMN KICKASS SHIT. FUCK!

>> No.8957377

angry termies wear old termie armor because they're too angry to remember how to change outfits

ANGRY

>> No.8957391

>> No.8957396

>>8957326
I lol'd.

>> No.8957406

>>8957391
*gasp* Pretty Marine sneak attack!

>> No.8957407

>>8956926
YOU DARE STEAL MY SANDVICH YOU TINY BABY MAN!

>> No.8957430

>>8956881
>FUCK OUT THE DOOR!
*GASHUNK*

I always thought Angry Marines got sharks for dicks.

>> No.8957649

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING BUTTERFLY BULLET-HONKIES WANT?

>> No.8957676

>>8957649
NOTHING, YOU INTERFERING CUNTSTUFFING TITBADGER!

>> No.8957690

>>8957676
WELL.

FUCK.

YOUR.

SHIT.

>> No.8957703

WHO TOUCHED MAH CAKE?

>> No.8957722

>>8957690
GO TO HELL, YOU FURRY-LOVING SHITWAFFLE!

>> No.8957743

>>8957722
EAT TURD CAKE, YOU FLARE-HUMPING COCKGOBLIN!

>> No.8957753

>>8957722

I'VE BEEN THERE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY WITH THEIR OWN SWEATY, FLABBY ARMS YOU COCKSNIFFING DICKWRENCH.

>> No.8957763

>>8957743
SUCK IT, COCKMONGLERING TREEHUMPER!

>> No.8957779

>>8957753
EAT SHIT AND DIE, EMO-LOVING SPARKLEVAMPIRE!

>> No.8957804

WE HAVE NO INDOOR VOICES
FUCK THE LIBRARY

>> No.8957826

BRACE FOR EPIC, SHITFACES!

>> No.8957833

LOL

>> No.8957855

>>8957833
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU_*infinity*

>> No.8957963

>>8957833
Whoever did this forgot to turn the bat into a rose and swap out the background for shojo-ai bubbles

>> No.8957975

oh I should have darn. Thanks for the advice

>> No.8957991

>>8957826

HOLY SHIT

This is what is painted on the side of the Litany of Litarny's Litany!

>> No.8958101

>>8957833
I AM ROBOT GILLIAM, PRIMARCH OF THE ULTRAMARINES

I DECLARE THAT ALL ULTRAMARINES ARE NOW PINK.

THAT IS ALL

>> No.8958314

FEAST YOUR FUCKING COCKWATCHING EYES ON THIS, YOU KNOBGOBBLING FUCKWIT BADGERCUNTS!

>> No.8958327

>>8958101
Well played, sir.

>> No.8958362

>>8957991

The Emperor's status as a machine-bound jerky-like invalid is supposed to be a secret, isn't it?

>> No.8958415

>>8958362
His comatose status is the story the Imperium tells. Whether or not he's dead is unknown, the custodians won't let anyone see. Anyone suggesting the Emperor is dead is a heretic.

>> No.8958428

>>8958415
LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR
FUCK CHAOS, THEY'RE LITTLE GIRLY SHITFUCKERS

>> No.8958441

FUCK YES ANGRY MARINES.

YOU COCKSHITTERS ARE THE ONLY FUCKING WHORES I EVER LOVED TO SERVE WITH.

FUCK SHIT YES.

>> No.8958454

>>8958314
If only I had the fuck'n time, I'd build the shit out of that thing.

>> No.8958472

>>8958454
THE FUCKING GOD-EMPEROR HIMSELF WILLS IT, YOU LITTLE PANSYASS FUCKWIT, DO IT
DO IT FOR ETERNAL GLORY

>> No.8958546

When I first saw angry Marines, I lol'd. Then it got old.

>> No.8958612

FUCK YES! GLORY TO THE GOD-EMPEROR!

>> No.8958640

>>8958546
ARE YOU FUCKING IMPLYING SOMETHING, YOU WASTEFUL PILE OF NECKBEARDIAN SHIT?

>> No.8958701

We must create a miniature army of angry space marines, i suggest someone makes a group on facebook to start with..

>> No.8958725

We must create a miniature army of angry space marines, I will make a group on facebook, you will have to apply for membership, the group will be called "angry marine project"

>> No.8958734

>>8958725
>facebook

No

>> No.8958754

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>> No.8958809

>>8958701
IT'S BEEN FUCKING DONE, CUNTSHITTER

>> No.8958849

>>8958809
Cool, could use more insults painted on the armor.

>> No.8958874

>>8958849
FUCK YEAH BUT TOO MANY FUCKING INSULTS GETS YOU BARRED FROM THOSE FUCKING PUSSY WHIPPED TOURNEMENTS

>> No.8958897

>> No.8958942

>>8958701
There exist lots of Angry Marine armies. In fact, it seems to be the only fan army that's widely played.

>> No.8958946

>>8958897
ARE THOSE FUCKING DREADNOUGHT GLOVES? HOLY FUCK

>> No.8958984

>> No.8959042

>> No.8959068

>>8959042
Pre-Heresy?

>> No.8959097

>>8958809

TRUE ANGRY MARINES CAN SPELL "RAGE" YOU MEATWOCK!!!

on a side note, the movie marines codex is probably the only codex that could accurately represent the hate fueled rage of the angry marines

>> No.8959103

>>8959068
Angry Marines are the successors to the Desert Fangs. Happened during the Heresy, more-or-less. Was a fun quest.

>> No.8959114

>>8959103
Any quest that ends with a turbo-boosting angry dreadnought as chapter master is a good quest.

>> No.8959118

>>8959097
Actually I like the fan-made codex.

>> No.8959119

>>8959097
>Implying that Raeg isn't a valid spelling too.

>> No.8959135

>> No.8959149

>>8959068
No, Angry Marines have always been angry. All the time.

>> No.8959170

Oh, Angry Marines, why are you so angry?

>> No.8959171

>>8959114
Now that I think about it, don't Angry Marines change chapter masters pretty quickly? There are at least 4 named masters as it stands now...

>> No.8959256

>>8959171
BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DIE FOR THE GOOD OF THE EMPEROR

>> No.8959467

>>8959114
Wait, what? I must have missed a thread. Somebody archive it?

>> No.8959512

>>8959467
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8944312/

>> No.8960406

>>8959103
No, angry marines are a slightly flawed geneseed, it makes them incredibly aggressive, they tried to 'fix it' and ended up with pretty marines... angry marines were pissed that people tried to fix their "FUCKING FINE GENESEED".

Makes me wonder how an angry apothecary would work out... I would be terrified of the fucker.

>> No.8960449

>>8960406
"LOOK AT THIS FUCKING COWARD, FUCKING DYING! IT'S HARDLY FUCKING WORTH TAKING THIS LAZY BASTARDS GENESEED"

>> No.8960493

>> No.8960495

>>8960406
FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PUSSY IS AFRAID OF NEEDLES? NOW SIT BACK DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GET READY TO DONATE SOME FUCKING BONE MARROW

>> No.8961351

>>8960406

THE ANGRY MUHRENS WOULDN'T NEED ANY APOTHECARIES FUCK YOU

THEYR'E RAGE HEALS THEM, IT DOESN'T SHOW BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY

>> No.8961413

DOES A HEAVY BOLTER NEED A CHAINBLADE ON IT? FUCK YES IT DOES! WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT QUESTION IS THAT!?

>> No.8961458

MORE YOU DIPSHITS C'MON DO IT

DO IT YOU FUCKS

>> No.8961506

i kind of want to make a 2D shootemup with these guys.
with voicework from /tg/

>> No.8961545

>>8961413
>Heavy Bolter
>With Chainblade

FUCK THAT SHIT.

THE BOLTER ROUNDS NEED CHAINBLADES ON THEM, SO THEY CAN RIP N' TEAR WHILE THEY'RE EXPLODING YOU IN HALF.

>> No.8961574

>>8961545

FUCK NO YOU DIPSHIT

IT SHOULD BE A HEAVY CHAINBLADE THAT SHOOTS SMALLER CHAINBLADES


ANGRY CHAINBLADES

>> No.8961607

YOU GUYS

is there a way to use the army painter in dow 2 so you can play the campaign with the angry marines?

>> No.8961655

>>8961607

FUCKING YELLOW

FUCKING RED

IT'S FUCKING SIMPLE SHIT SON

>> No.8961678

>>8961607
NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK

GET YOU COCKMONGLING ASS INTO THE ARMY PAINTER AND SLAP SOME COLORS ON THOSE LITTLE CUNTS

THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE WAY TO FUCK THIS UP YOU PUSSY

>> No.8961712

>>8961545

INFACT FUCK THE BOLTER,


NEW ANGRY MARINE WEAPON AND CODEX RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

THROWING CHAINBLADES.

ANY ONE WHO QUESTIONS THIS IS A FAGGOT.

AND YOU BETTER GET RE-MARRIED SOON OR YOU MIGHT END UP WITH SLANEESHS COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.

>> No.8961737

ANGRY MARINES FUCK YEAH!

>> No.8961761

>> No.8961858

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU GUYS

FUCK SHIT BITCH

>> No.8962055

>>8961678
>>8961655

DOESN'T FUCKING WORK YOU CUNTS YOU BETTER HAVE A EXPLANATION FOR THIS YOU FUCKERS

>> No.8962147

>>8962055

YOU HAVE TO MAKE A FUCKING ANGRYMARINE FILE SAVE YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT.

AND IT ONLY WORKS DURING SKIRMISH, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A TECH PRIEST?!

FUCK NO, BUT LET US PREPARE THE MACHINE SPIRIT.


OH MACHINE SPIRIT, IF YOU DON'T WORK FOR THIS IMPATIENT PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A GAURDSMEN, I"M GOING TO PERSONALLY COME TO THE LAVA FORGE OF MARS AND SHIT IN IT.

>> No.8962279

>>8962147

ONLY WORKS IN SKIRMISH WHAT IS THAT FAGGOTRY

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU ABORTION, YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK YOU CUNT

IF YOU WERE INDEED A TECHPRIEST AND NOT A BATTLE BROTHER I WOULD HAVE TORN YOUR SERVOS OFF AND SHIT OVER YOU MACHINE BODY

>> No.8962315

>>8962279


FFFFF I DIDN'T SAY SHIT ASSHOLE

I THINK YOU'RE IN THE WRONG OUTFIT GAURDSMEN.

THIS ISN'T THE 565TH ASSUMPTION GAURD.

SO TAKE YOUR FUCKING BALL AND GO HOME.

>> No.8962345

>>8962315

NO THEN WHAT IS THIS YOU ORK CYST

>>8961655
>>8961678

FUCK IF YOU EVER CALL ME A GUARDSMAN AGAIN I'LL SHOVE MY ANGRY BOLTER SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT IT'LL RIP YOUR THIRD LUNG A NEW ONE

>> No.8962386

>>8962345


BOLTERS ARE FUCKING GAY,


AWWW BETTER CALL THE APOTHECARY OR THIS GAURDSMEN MIGHT HURTHIMSELF FROM THE RECOIL

AND THE APOTHECARY SAID " OH NO MY STRONG BOY OF THE EMPEROR, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU"

AND YOU SAID " OH MAMA THAT FEELS SO GOOD, BECAUSE I'MA FUCKING PUSSY."

>> No.8962418

>> No.8962434

>>8962386

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'LL HURT YOU SO BAD ALL THE PSYKERS WOULD FEEL BACKBLAST FROM THE WARP THE NEXT THOUSAND CENTURIES


YOU HEAR THAT SPACE NIGGER YOU ARE DEAD

>> No.8962458

I love you all, this is fucking great

>> No.8962478

>>8957126
>>8957126
>>8957126

I am building the fuck out of this right fucking now.

Seriously you guys I am going to break the fuck in to my local GW who are closed at quarter to 9 on a saturday BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF CUMSMUGGLING PUSSIES and steal enough shit to build that.

FUCK.

>> No.8962492

>>8962434

BROTHERS I THINK AN ORK FUCKED THIS GAURDSMENS MOM!

>> No.8962493

>>8962478

YOU BETTER DO THAT OR THE FUCKING PUSSY ASS INQUISITORS WILL HUNT YOUR DICK LOVING ASS FOREVER

>> No.8962509

>>8962492

OH IT'S ON NOW YOU FUCKER

INSTEAD OF MY BOLTER, I'LL DRIVE THE FUCKING BATTLEBARGE ARMAGEDDON UP YOUR ASS

>> No.8962548

>>8957243
>>8959103
when did the angry marines get an origin story beyond "there were no records of their chapter's formation because THEY'RE TOO GODDAMN ANGRY TO WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN"?

>> No.8962558

>>8962493

INQUISITORS? FUCK THE INQUISITORS, COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE BATTLE BARGE. I'LL SHOVE A POWER SWORD UP THEIR ASS. SERVES 'EM RIGHT FOR FUCKING UP THEIR JOB FOR THE PAST TEN MILLENNIUM. I MEAN IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY HUNTING DAEMONS AND WITCHES HOW COME KHORNE AND HIS NIGGER BUTT BUDDIES STILL EXIST? BECAUSE THEY AIN'T DOING THEIR JOB RIGHT. FUCKING FUCKS.

>> No.8962568

I must say I enjoy partying with the Angry Gue'las.
They always have an abundant supply of Kegnoughts.

>> No.8962591

>>8962568

YOU FUCKING SPACE COMMUNIST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOU SHITTY PUSSY GUNS

REAL MEN FIGHT CLOSE COMBAT SHIT YEAH NIGGER

>> No.8962594

>>8962568

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PANSY ASS BLUE HOOF-CUNT DOING HERE?

HEY COOL FUCKING GUNS BRO TOO BAD YOU CAN'T HIT THE LONG SIDE OF A BANEBLADE WITH ONE

>> No.8962608

>>8962548
Fanwank piled upon fanwank!

>> No.8962610

>>8962558

AND THE GREY KNIGHTS FUCK THE GREY KNIGHTS

THEY CAN'T DO SHIT WITH THEIR DICKSPEARS FUCK A MORE FITTING NAME WOULD BE GREY PUSSIES

>> No.8962645

>>8962594
I wouldn't be the one to talk, you guys are so fucking angry they don't even bother putting sights on your bolters anymore!

>> No.8962649

>>8962610

THE REAL REASON THOSE FAGGOTS KILL ANYBODY WHO SEES THEM IN ACTION IS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TAKE BEING LAUGHED AT. GODDAMN PUSSIES. IF THEY COULD ACTUALLY DO JACK SHIT, MAYBE A BUNCH OF UNDERHIVE SCUM WOULDN'T BE PLACING BETS ON HOW MANY OF THEM WOULD SURVIVE A FIGHT WITH A SINGLE NURGLING.

>> No.8962657

>>8962418

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GET OUT OF HERE YOU GAY SHIT YOU AIN'T NEARLY AS ANGRY ENOUGH TO BE IN THIS THREAD

>> No.8962662

>>8962493

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY BROTHER,

A STORY ABOUT AN INQUISITOR NIGGER BY THE NAME OF TOTH.

TOTH HAS THE KEEN EYE OF NOT DETECTING SHIT, NOR DOING SHIT.

AND HE CONSTANTLY COMES ON TO YOU.

A COMPLIMENT OF MY BATTLE BROTHERS AND I WERE SENT INVISTIGATE HERESY AND EXTERMINATE IT ON HIS DISCRETION.

WE COME TO A BUNCH OF ALTERS AND SHIT COVERED AND BLOOD, ITS PRETTY FUCKING GAY.

" HEY FAGGOT, WE FOUND THIS "

AND HE SAYS " THATS NOTHING. "

WE FIND MORE BULLSHIT, WE EVEN FOUND SHIT UNDERGROUND AND HE STILL ISN'T SATISFIED, SO I SAY FUCK THIS.

LATER THAT EVENING HE STARTED PHYSICAL INSPECTION OF ME AND MY BROTHERS, HE SAYS IT WAS THE EFFECTS OF THE PLANET AND HERESY OR SOME GAY SHIT. BUT BET HE WAS LOOKING AT OUR SPACE ASSES, EXCEPT BOB.

BOB ONCE SAT ON A POWER FIST SO HIS ASS LOOKS LIKE AN ORKS MOUTH.

THEN SOME OF OUR AWESOME LANDSHOVELERS WERE STOLEN.

FUCKING STOLEN, SO MUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WERE ORKZ AND ELDAR AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO SHIT.

HE KEPT LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, FUCK THAT.

ANY CHAPTER THAT GOES DOWN THERE AND DOES ANYTHING WITH TOTH IS PROBABLY GOING TO RELEASE SOME CHAOS DAEMON OR SOME GAY SHIT.

PROBABLY LOSE A BUNCH OF BATTLE BROTHERS AND PROBABLY LOSE THE PLANET.

WASTE O FUCKING TIME.

>> No.8962678

>>8962645

HEY FAGGOT MAYBE IF YOU GOT SOME GLASSES YOU COULD SEE WHAT YOU'RE SHOOTING AT. WE DON'T NEED SCOPES BECAUSE THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF "POINT THE BOLTGUN AT THE THING YOU WANT TO KILL" ISN'T THAT FUCKING HARD TO GRASP.

GREATER GOOD MY ASS. MORE LIKE GREATER GANGBANG. HOW'S THAT ETHEREAL COCK TASTE?

>> No.8962687

>>8962645

OUR BOLTERS NEED NO FUCKING PUSSY ASS SIGHT WHEN THEI STOP WORKING OR ARE EMPTY WE JUST USE THEM TO BEATH FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND YOUR COMMUNIST BADGERFUCK LEADERS

GET THE FUCK OUT HERE BEFORE I RAPE YOUR ASS WITH A PIR OF DREADNOUGHT CLAWS

>> No.8962697

>>8962678
Who needs glasses when you have targeting systems?

>> No.8962705

>>8962697

WHO NEEDS VEHICLES WHEN I CAN SIMPLY LAUNCH MYSELF AT SHIT.

>> No.8962720

>>8962697

TARGETING SYSTEMS

FUCKIN' TARGETING SYSTEMS

THE ONLY TARGETTING SYSTEM YOU'LL NEED WHEN WE FIND YOU IS HOW YOU TARGET YOUR SHITTING AFTER WE REDECORATE YOUR PUSSY ASS ORGANS

>> No.8962757

>>8962697

AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO KEEP MY FUCKING VEHICLE RIGHT SIDE UP!!!
FUCKING BLIND ALIEN FUCKFUCKS!!!!

>> No.8962765

>>8962697

TARGETING SYSTEMS? MORE LIKE COMPENSATING-FOR-OUR-DISABILITIES SYSTEMS, YOU AUTISTIC DISABLED COMMIE FUCKS.

NA'VI IS PIG DISGUSTING.
DO YOU WANT A HOME TREE
DO YOU WANT TO MATE BEFORE ETWA
DO YOU NEED STOLEN DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY GEAR TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT AS WELL AS A SPACE MARINE
SHADOWSUN IS A WHORE
FARSIGHT IS A CUMSMUGGLING FAGGOT
AUN'VA IS A PEDOPHILE
FUCKING TAU

>> No.8962768

>>8962720

OH FUCK THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS TIME WE SAVED SOME IG.

AFTER THE BATTLE WE PUT THE SKIN OF A TAU OVER HIM AND HE PRANCED AROUND.

THE WE KILLED HIM.

>> No.8962772

To everyone in this thread

i

fucking

love

you

all

>> No.8962778

>>8962657
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just here to take the pict-recording of when the drop pods hit and release the rose petals.

Just pretend I'm not here. Tough work I know, but I'm sure you'll get distracted easy enough.

>> No.8962785

>>8962720
Target Aquired, firing main gun

>> No.8962786

>> No.8962800

>>8962778

MY BALLS

YOUR CHIN.

>> No.8962808

>>8962785


NOW YOUV'E DONE IT YOU FUCKING COMMIE

PREPARE YOUR ANUS THIS WILL HURT SO MUCH EVEN THE AIR CASTE WILL FEEL THE PAIN

YOUR LASERS AIN'T WORTH SHIT

>> No.8962830

>>8962808
Um, that was a rail gun, not a laser, I just fired a huge chunk of metal at nearly the speed of light in your direction.

>> No.8962837

>>8962800
I'm sorry, but I'm a little too old to be playing with marbles.

>> No.8962839

>>8962778

I DISTRACTED YOUR MOM YESTERDAY HOW ABOUT THAT

SHE WAS EVEN FILTHIER THAN THE ORK WHORE WE STRAPPED TO OUR MAGNAVELT ROCKETS ON KRONUS

>> No.8962862

>>8962830

FUCK YOU NIGGER

IF IT LOOKS LIKE A LASER THEN IT SURE ASS HELL IS A LASER

LASERS ARE FOR PUSSIES YOU FUCK GO HOME AND INVENT SOMETHING MANLIER

>> No.8962869

Problem, marines?

>> No.8962890

>>8962862
Well I do have this

>> No.8962891

>>8962869

YEAH, STOP BITCHING WHEN WE DO ANAL.

>> No.8962899

>>8962869

XENOS SCUM

PREPARE TO BE PURGED SPACE HULK STYLE YOU FILTHY HERETIC

>> No.8962904

>>8962830

I SUPPOSE YOU COULD CALL IT MY DIRECTION WHEN THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION LIKE SIX INCHES TO MY LEFT. HEY LASCANNON BITCH SHOW THESE SPACE COMMIES HOW AIMING WORKS.

>> No.8962911

>>8962890
You mean the gun full of another person's cum? The gun that makes you extremely gay for carrying it around?

>> No.8962915

>>8962899

HEY DUMBASS SHE HAS -4 STR

BESIDES ITS FEMALE AND HAS HOLES, BETTER GET ON THAT SHIT BEFORE SLANEESH YOU FUCKING RETARD.

>> No.8962924

>>8962890

OH A FUCKING SUPERSOAKER

THIS IS EVEN LOWER THAN FIRING FLASHLIGHTS

EVEN THE FUCKING IMPERIAL GUARD COULD TAKE YOU ON NOW

>> No.8962937

>>8962911
Hey I had to come up with something to get rid of those fucking Pretty Marines in another thread. They just happen to hate getting this stuff in their hair.

>> No.8962950

SUDDENLY

>> No.8962955

>>8962915

PURGE = FUCKED BEYOND COMPREHENSION

DIDN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING CODEX YOU CUMGUZZLER

>> No.8962956

>>8962924
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Here's a gift from Shas'ui Faptau!

>> No.8962972

>>8962899

Good luck catching me.

>>8962891

HARDER, YOU FILTHY MON-KEIGH

>> No.8962976

>>8962950

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MARINES

EXPECT SOMETHING A DROP POD FULL OF SHIT NEXT TIME YOU FAGGOTS DECIDE TO ARRANGE YOUR ODDAMN GAY ASS FLOWER MEETINGS

>> No.8963010

>>8962839
But Orks don't have genders.

>> No.8963018

>>8962955

LOOK BROTHERS, THE GAURDSMENS BACK!

AND HE'S OUT OF THE CLOSET NOW!

>> No.8963028

>>8962956

FFFFFFFFF

GODDAMN SPACE COMMUNISTS

YOU'VE GREASED OUR FUCKING GROUND, NOW YOU'LL PREPARE TO BE PENETRATED BY A GODDAMN PREDATOR YOU MANGLED NURGLE OFFSPRING

>> No.8963040

>>8963010

THEY DO NOW

ATLEAST WHEN WE WERE DONE WITH HIM

>> No.8963042

>>8963028
You'll have to catch me first, bitch!

>> No.8963055

>>8963042

FFFFFFF WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NIGGER

YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN YOU BADGER CUNT

>> No.8963085

>>8963055
Too bad you dumb fuckers are too big to fit through the vents!

And even if you do, there's a Khorne Berserker living up here too!

>> No.8963087

+++++
A day in the life of an Angry Marine.
+++++
0400 - Morning INSULTS - Led by the Company Chaplain the Space Marines BETTER GET THEIR PUSSY ASSES IN ORDER BEFORE I STICK A POWER FOOT SO FAR UP SAID ANUS THEY WISH THEY WERE A SQUAT.
0500 - Morning Firing Rites - The Space Marines engage in target practice with their personal and squad weaponry, awards and punishments are dispensed FOR BULLSHIT OR A LACK THEREOF AND IF ANY FUCKING SHIT FUCKER THINKS OTHERWISE TOMORROWS PRACTICE WILL BE A ROUSING GAME OF LICK THE CATACHAN BARKING TOAD.
0700 - Battle Practice - BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF SHIT WITH YOUR POWER BAT, OR, BARRING THAT, JUST BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF SHIT WITH WHATEVER'S AVAILABLE. AND IF YOU'RE TOO PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED TO FIND SOMETHING TO HIT THEN YOU BETTER FUCKING START BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE GROUND BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS PLANET HASN'T CONFESSED ITS SINS AGAINST THE EMPEROR.

>> No.8963101

>>8963085
Don't ask how the Berserker managed to get himself up here, even I don't know.

>> No.8963103

You worship a corpse. Think about that.

>> No.8963107

1200 - Midday Prayer - ANY ONE NOT TOO STUPID TO HIT THEMSELVES PRACTICES SCREAMING AT SHIT. EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO SUCK THE APOTHECARIES DICK BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED ANY MEDICINE FOR THAT TINY LITTLE BOLTER WOUND YOU FUCKTARD.
1300 - Midday Meal - Normally local wildlife killed during the morning activities. AND BELIEVE ME WE KILL A LOT OF FUCKING BUNNY RABBITS AND PEPPERS AND SHIT AND EAT ALL OF IT AND LEAVE NONE FOR YOU. BOO-HOO, BITCH.
1315 - Tactical Indoctrination - THIS USUALLY DOESN'T TAKE THIS LONG. I'LL JUST PUT UP A BIG PICTURE OF THE NEXT THING WE'RE GONNA SHOOT AND SAY "SHOOT THIS YOU FUCKERS" SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK NEEDS AN HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES TO DO THAT. PUSSIES, THAT'S WHO.
1500 - Battle Practice - SEE ABOVE IF YOUR NOT WEARING A NECKBRACE YOU INCOMPETENT LITTLE NIPPLE LICKER. WE HIT MORE SHIT WITH LARGER OBJECTS.

>> No.8963122

>>8963107
2000 - Evening Prayer - I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA. I'M NOT GOING OVER THIS AGAIN. FUCK YOU.
2100 - Evening Meal - A feast (by normal human standards) is provided by the Chapter serfs, and some Chapter Masters may allow alcohol to be consumed. FUCK YEAH IT IS. WE'LL ORDER LIKE A THOUSAND PIZZA'S TO THE PRETTY MARINES HOME WORLD AND THEN WE'LL STICK IN THE DVD'S OF BLOSSOM OR 7TH HEAVEN OR...REALLY HARDCORE PORN. FUCK YOU, LITTLE FAGGOT SHOW WATCHING SHOW WATCHERS. GO WRITE IN YOUR LIVE JOURNAL.
2130 - Night Firing Exercises - WE SPEND MORE TIME. HITTING MORE THINGS. WITH LARGER OBJECTS. FUKKEN DUH.
2315 - Maintenance Rituals - FIX YOUR SHIT OR I'LL GRAB A TECH-PRIEST AND MAKE HIM FIX YOUR SHIT. ONE OF THOSE CLAUSES IS LITERAL.
2345 - Free Time - Space Marines are permitted this time to reflect upon their duty to The Emperor, however many Chapter Masters regard free time as a frivolous waste, and a dangerous distraction in the extreme. EXCEPT WATCHING BLOSSOM. FUCK YOU.
0000 - Rest Period - BUT YOU BETTER NOT SPEND FOUR WHOLE HOURS SLEEPING. IF YOU DO YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH AND TOMORROW YOU GET THE FIRST CHANCE TO PLAY PIN THE TAU ON THE CARNIFEX.

+++++
Thought for the Day: Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
+++++

>> No.8963136

>>8963085

LIKE WE WON'T BOMB YOUR CEILING FROM ORBIT AND SHOOT OURSELVES UP THERE IF THERE ARE ANY LIFE SIGNS LEFT

AND FUCK YOUR KHORNE BERSERKER
THOSE FAGGOTS AIN'T EVEN ANGRY

>> No.8963145

>>8963103
YOU WORSHIP MY DICK. THINK ABOUT THAT.

>> No.8963162

>>8963145

Please, your pitiful penis is barely half as long as my power blade.

>> No.8963183

>>8963162

THEN YOUR GAY POWERBLADE IS AS LONG AS A FUCKING BATTLEBARGE

AND YOUR MOM SEEMED TO LIKE IT

>> No.8963185

THIS JUST IN

RACHNUS RAGEOUS IS THE PRIMARCH OF THE ANGRY MARINES.

THAT IS ALL.

>> No.8963194

>>8963162
THEN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIFT A BLADE EIGHTEEN FEET LONG YOU FAGGOT XENO? WITH YOUR ANUS, THAT'S WHAT.
I'M INFERRING THAT YOU'RE GAY.

>> No.8963197

>>8962830


TAU CAN'T AIM! WE'RE ON YOUR RIGHT DUMBSHIT ASS-BLOWER FUCK!

>> No.8963200

>>8963185

THIS JUST IN

YOU ARE A FAGGOT

THAT IS ALL

>> No.8963207

>>8963183

Dirty bastard degenerate! Don't you talk about my mother that way! It isn't her fault she joined that pleasure cult!

>> No.8963220

>>8963200
THIS JUST IN

FISH LICKING COCK NOSE GO SUCK A DUCK DICK FAGGOT.

THAT IS ALL.

>> No.8963237

>>8963207

FUCK THE PLEASURE CULT SHE SIGNED UP FOR PERMANENT CUM UNLOADING SERVICE WITH US YOU XENO FUCK

CRY MORE YOU DICK

>> No.8963261

GOD DAMMIT I WISH PEOPLE DIDN'T LIVE NEARBY SO I COULD SCREAM EVERY POST ON THIS THREAD AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE
FUCK THOSE GUYS

>> No.8963266

ANGRY LIBRARIAN HERE

I'M HATING YOU TO DEATH
LITERALLY.

>> No.8963275

>>8963207
I DON'T FUCKING GRASP THE DAMN FACT THAT SHE "JOINED", WE FUCKING GRAPPLED HER DOWN AND PUMPED HER ASS
FUCKING DUMB BITCH

>> No.8963277

>>8963261

IF YOU DON'T YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUSSY

>> No.8963281

>>8963237

Stupid mon-keigh, leave me alone. I've had enough! I'll be back with back-up, and we'll see just how loud you can scream with a power blade up your arrogant ass.

;_;

>> No.8963287

>>8963266

WHEN DID WE NEED LIBRARIANS?

FUCK READING IS FOR FAGGOTS AND SPELLS AND SHIT IS EVEN GAYER

>> No.8963291

>>8963266
YOUR MOM TRIED THAT.
LAST NIGHT.
WHEN I HAD SEX WITH HER.

>> No.8963295

>>8963281
YOU GO AND FUCKING BRING YOUR FUCKBUDDIES, THAT JUST MEANS I HAVE MORE ASS TO FUCK, SEMEN GUZZLER

>> No.8963299

>>8963281


AWW I THINK YOU MADE A FRIEND BROTHER.

YOU KNOW THE RULES, NOW YOU HAVE TO BEND HER TO THE WILL OF THE EMPEROR.

>> No.8963315

>>8963299
I GUESS YOU'D KNOW ALOT ABOUT FUCKING BENDING OVER WOULDN'T YOU, YOU FUCKING HALFWIT ASSFAGGOT

>> No.8963316

>>8963281
ARE YOU A CHICK OR A DUDE OR WHAT ANYWAYS FUCK I CAN'T EVEN SHITTING TELL WITH YOU FAGGOT XENOS.

>> No.8963325

>>8963281

YOU ARE WELCOME TO TRY YOU ASS PUSSY

WEE NEED ORE SHIT SHOVELERS SINCE WE TOOK ABOARD YOUR MOTHER

WHO COULD KNOW THAT EATING SO MUCH CUM COULD GET YOU TO SHIT SO MUCH

WE WOULD HAVE SPACED THAT WHORE IF SHE DIDN'T GIVE A GODLY AMOUNT OF BLOWJOBS EVERY DAY

FUCK YOU

>> No.8963367

>>8963315

IMPLYING OUR FUCKING EMPEROR ISN'T GOING TO UNIFY THESE FAGGOTS UNDER HIS GLORY.

AFTER ALL ANGER IS JUST AN EMOTION UNTIL YOU'VE PURIFIED IT FOR THE EMPEROR..
...ALSO EAT A DICK.

>> No.8963395

>>8963367

..REALLY, I'M BEING SERIOUS, WE'VE GOT A NICE SELECTION OF ORK DICK, BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU LIKE THEM BIG.

WE PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE JUST FOR YOU.

>> No.8963396

>>8963367

WHEN THE EMPRAH GETS HIS LAZY ASS OUT OF HIS GOLDEN FUCKING TOILET HE IS GONNA BE SO MAD AT THE CULT, THE GAY TECHPRIESTS AND EVERYBODY

FUCK THE EMPRAH WILL BE A NEW AND FUCKING ANGRY EMPEROR

>> No.8963410

PRIVATE JOKER WHY DID YOU JOIN MY BELOVED ADEPTUS ASTARTES?!

>> No.8963411

ITT:

>> No.8963419

Sup /tg/.

/v/ just had a brilliant idea for angry marines.

JETAXES.

They are axes with jets. Rocket propelled axes, you might say.

I suggest a drawfag get on it.

>> No.8963425

>>8963410

TO PURGE SIR!

>> No.8963436

>>8963419

FUCK YOU

WE DON'T NEED NO PUSSY ASS ORK AXES

WE FUCKING STRAP CHAINBLADES TO GODDAMN ROCKETS AND POINT THEM AT THE NEAREST XENO ASSHOLE

>> No.8963441

>>8963425

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE PURE?!

YOU GOT A PRAYER FACE?!


AAAAAAAAAAH, THATS A PRAYER FACE NOT LET ME SEE YOUR PRAYER FACE!

>> No.8963460

>>8963281

Hey sweetie. It really ain't so bad here...once you get used to the taste.

>> No.8963464

>>8963436
Then use a chainjetaxe.

>> No.8963469

>> No.8963474

>>8963441

I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I'LL RAPE YOUR GAY ASS YOU FUCKING PRETTY MARINE

FUCK I HATE YOU GUYS I HATE YOU WORSE THAN THE FUCKING COMMIES

>> No.8963475

>> No.8963487

>>8963464

HOW ABOUT WE USE YOUR ASS

>> No.8963509

FUCK I'M TAKING A SPACE SHOWER

YOU FAGGOTS BETTER BE ANGRY WHEN I COME BACK

>> No.8963515

>>8963487
That works too, just add rectal blades and a jetpack.

>> No.8963537

>>8963325
>>8963316
>>8963299
>>8963295
>>8963291

I'm back, assholes! And I brought friends.

>> No.8963544

>>8963474

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM BATTLE BROTHER?

KLAXUS 7?

ONLY TECHPRIESTS AND PRETTY MARINES COME FROM KLAXUS 7 SO THAT KIND OF NARROWS IT DOWN.

ARE YOU A MELTA MOWER? DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A BATTLEBARGE OUT OF WARP!

I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF BROTHER WHO'D FUCK SLANEESH IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN COMMON COURTESY OF A REACH AROUND.

INQUISITION WILL BE WATCHING YOU.

>> No.8963549

>>8963515
HOW ABOUT I JUST SKIP THE FUCKING TECH PRIEST BULLSHIT, AND RAM A ROCKET WITH BLADES ON IT UP YOUR ASS AND RAM YOU INTO THE FUCKING ANGRINATOR

>> No.8963552

>>8963537
In before rape.

>> No.8963567

>>8963537

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

YOU WILL BE FUCKED WORSE THAN YOUR MOTHER ON THURSDAY WHEN WE GET OUT ALCOHOL RATIONS

>> No.8963568

>>8963549
>implying that's not the same thing worded differently

>> No.8963584

>>8963552
FUCKING QUEER XENO SCUM, I'LL RIP THOSE ARMS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD

>> No.8963585

>>8963568

FUCKING GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKMONKEY

YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK RAGIC YOU PUSSY

>> No.8963590

>>8963552

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

NO ONE HUH?!

THE FAIRY FUCKING ELDAR SAID!

I WILL INQUISITION YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!

I WILL HAVE YOU MACHINE PRAYING TIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING PLASMA


WAS IT YOU YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE FUCK? YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PRETTY MARINE I BET IT WAS YOU.

>> No.8963602

>>8963460
asskisser..

STARFUCKERS!
STARFUCKERS INCORPORATED!

fuck, my bad. got carried away there.

>> No.8963612

>>8963590

FUCK THE INQUISITION

YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES FOR ASSUMING WE CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING INQUISITION

>> No.8963621

>>8963584
>implying I didn't already rape and eat my firstborn child. and the next two, for that matter

>> No.8963647

DID YOU SEE A SIGN ON OUR PLANET THAT SAYS DEAD ORK STORAGE?

DID YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS DEAD ORK STORAGE?!

DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT SIGN?

BECAUSE STORING DEAD NIGGERS ISN'T MY GOD DAMN PREROGATIVE!

>> No.8963692

>>8963647

YOU CALLED THE ORKINMAN.

WE TOOK CARE OF SHIT, THE REST IS UP TO YOU.

FUCKING GUARDSMEN, BITCHING ALL THE TIME!

OOOH, I'VE BEEN HIT BY A BOLTER, SUCK IT THE FUCK UP LITTLE BILLY!

>> No.8963717

>>8963621
THEN I MIGHT AS WELL BEAT YOU TO FUCKING DEATH XENO SCUMBAG DICKSHITTER

>> No.8963728

>>8963537

*STEALS SOULSTONES*

NOW WHAT FUCK YOU GONNA DO, HUH

ENJOY BEING SLAANESH'S NEXT CONDOM

>> No.8963747

WHO THE FUCK LET THE FUCKING XENOS IN HERE? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY HAVEN'T WE BEATEN THE FUCK OUT OF IT WITH ROCKS AND BATS AND CARNIFEXS AND SHIT?!

>> No.8963770

>>8963747
ARE YOU SHITTING ME FAGFUCK, WHY WOULD I USE FUCKING BATS WHEN I COULD USE FUCKING IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN AS MY BAT? FUCKING ASSKISSERS ARE JUST CANNON FODDER ANYWAY, THE FUCKS

>> No.8963821

>>8963770

OH GOD ITS GRAMPA SPACE MARINE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT YOUR FUCKING APPLESAUCE AND READ A FUCKING PRAYER.

MEN ARE IN HERE, PUNCHING THINGS.

>> No.8963834

>>8963728

WHAT

GIVE IT BACK! PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

>> No.8963853 [DELETED] 

>>8963834

BEND OVER YOU XENO BITCH

>> No.8963879

>>8963853

YOU FUCKING XENOS ARE SO GOD DAMN ALOOF.

YOU DESERVE TO BE OUR CUMDUMPSTERS, ITS FITTING.

>>8963834

>> No.8963880

>>8963834
>>8963853
GREAT FUCKING JOB THERE WITH YOUR TRIPFAILING, FUCKFACE, YOU STUPID XENO BITCH.

>>8963821
I'VE PUNCHED SO MANY HERETICS AND XENOS THAT IF YOU TRIED TO COUNT THEM YOUR BRAIN WOULD EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER FUCKING COLOSSAL NUMBER OF HERETICS.
YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN FUCKING SEEN THAT MANY SHITTING HERETICS, YOU COCKNOSED RUNT

>> No.8963894

>>8963834

BEND OVER XENOS BITCH

>> No.8963918

Hi.

Are the Imperial Guard invited? 8D

>> No.8963925

>>8963834
>>8963894
HA HA, I KNOW IT'S YOU YOU FUCKING SAMEFAGGOT XENO BITCH, TRYING TO FUCKING MASQUERADE AS ONE OF OURS
I SHOULD HAVE YOU COURT MARSHALED, BUT SINCE THAT'S A LONG DEAD TACTIC I'LL RAM MY FUCKING POWERBOOT UP YOUR SAGGY ASS

>> No.8963948

>>8963918
SURE, IF YOU DON'T FUCKING MIND BEING SWUNG AROUND LIKE A FUCKING NERFBAT, YOU LITTLE SHIT

>> No.8963951

O HAI GAIS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE

>> No.8963957

>>8963948
YOU ARE TINY BABY MAN I AM GIANT MAN!

>> No.8963967

>>8963879
*Steals and eats soulstones*
Unyuuuu~!

>> No.8963982

>>8963880

OFCOURSE I WOULDN'T YOU TECHPRIEST FUCKING NERD.

I'M TOO BUSY KILLING THEM, NOT COUNTING THEM.

BETTER GO SEE THE APOTHECARY, WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO YOU OLD FUCK?

IM GOING TO FLASH THE CHAPTER MASTER, IM GONNA WALK OUT OF THIS FAGGOT SQUAD AND WIGGLE MY DICK AT THEM!

AND DO YOU KNOW WHY GRAMPS? BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE SO WE NEVER HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT AGAIN.

YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FASHION SHOW.

I'M GOING TO DO IT AND YOU BETTER BE PREPARED, BECAUSE EVERYONE IN PRAYER WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OUR XENO SLAVE WHORES ARE GOING TO BE COMING FOR OUR ASSES.

>> No.8963989

>>8963957
I DON'T CARE HOW FUCKING BIG YOU ARE, I RIPPED APART A FUCKING DREADNOUGHT WITH MY OWN FUCKING HANDS. I PUNCHED THAT FAGGOT IN THE FACE AND THEN RIPPED HIS ARM OFF AND RAMMED IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

>> No.8963996

>>8963728

I know this sounds like Heresy, but my Space Marines get a real kick out of sneaking banners that say "HEY ELDAR" and then there's a Slaanesh symbol, underneath which it says "LOL" onto the battlefield.

>> No.8964020

>>8963989
I hug dreadnoughts Unyuuu~

>> No.8964021

>>8963982
YOU FUCKING LEAVE THIS CHAPTER YOU LITTLE CUNTSACK, GO JOIN THE FUCKING PRETTY MARINES, I HEAR THEY TAKE YOUR QUEER PANSYASS KIND. MAYBE YOU CAN JOIN THEM IN DRESSING UP AND PUTTING ON CUTE LITTLE OUTFITS, SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOU KILL MORE OF YOU WITH OUR FUCKING THUNDERHAWKS
YOU LITTLE PANSIES ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE FUCKING XENOS

>> No.8964029

>>8963948
I like this man's style.

>> No.8964032

>>8963925
>>8963880

O SHI-

MY COVER'S BLOWN. GUESS YOU MARINES AIN'T AS STUPID AS I THOUGHT

>> No.8964044

>>8964021


BROTHERS, YEAH, GET GRAMPS MEDICINE HE'S TURNING BLUE AGAIN.

>> No.8964059

>>8964044
I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING BLUE. I'LL WRING YOUR NECK SO HARD YOU'LL BE FOURTEEN FUCKING DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLUE, YOU LITTLE DICKSHITTER

>> No.8964097

Wow. Somebody archive this fucking thread, srsly.

>> No.8964126

>>8964059
Hwee kaptoor'd wafflez fohr Khaos! Eef hyoo cahm weef us, hyoo cahn hav wafflez tooh!!

>> No.8964127

Marines always die when i hug them
Unyuu~

>> No.8964129

>>8964097

HAPPENS EVERY TIME GRANDPA SENDS US TO SOME BACKWORLD HELL HOLE.

THE XENOS HERE ARENT EVEN WORTH IT.

WE COULD BE AT CADIA OR SOME SHIT BUT NOOOOOO.

SWEAR TO GOD GRANDPA THE DAY I OUT RANK YOU IS NOT SOON ENOUGH.

>> No.8964155

>>8963989
ALL ANGRY MARINES AND SISSY MARINES ARE BABYS!

>> No.8964171

>>8964155

BROTHERS, I'VE BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST NERGLING!

>> No.8964179

The hell is unyuu suppose to be?

>> No.8964190

>> No.8964195

>>8964129
THE DAY YOU OUTRANK ME IS THE DAY YOU GROW A PAIR OF BALLS, YOU PUSSY WHIPPED LITTLE BITCH
AS LONG AS I'M AROUND, YOU'LL NEVER OUTRANK ME YOU BUTTFUCKING LITTLE FUCKER

>> No.8964213

>>8964179
The terrible sound the unyuufex does.

>> No.8964268

Grey Rider here, reminding you all that anger not directed towards the enemies of mankind is wasted anger!

>> No.8964315

Angrymarines have an unlimited disposable income of rage

>> No.8964319

>>8964268
>wasted anger
NO SUCH THING

>> No.8964324

>>8964268

WHAT KIND OF PUSSY GENESEED DO YOU COME FROM?

>> No.8964341

>>8964268

IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PIE HOLE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WASTED, GOT IT EISENSTEIN?

>> No.8964345

>>8964268
HEY FAGGOT, DOES THAT MEAN IF I PUNCHED YOU IN THE DICK, IT WOULDN'T COUNT FOR ANYTHING? HA, NO, FUCK YOU
THE EMPEROR WOULD THANK ME FOR GIVING YOU A POWERBOOT TO THE FUCKING GROIN, YOU PANSYFIED LITTLE COCKMUNCHER

>> No.8964364

>>8964324
We Grey Knights are conceived from the geneseed of none other than The God-Emperor himself!

>> No.8964387

>>8964364

WOW YOU SURE GOT THE LOWEST END OF THE DICE FROM HIM DIDN'T YOU?

BETTER RE-ROLL FAGGOT.

>> No.8964401

>>8964364
MUST BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GOD EMPEROR FROM THE ONE THAT RULES OVER ALL MANKIND, YOU FUCKING QUEERFACE COCKNOSE. THE GOD EMPEROR WOULD NEVER SPEW SUCH HERETICAL SHITSEWAGE, HE'D WASTE ANY MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.8964408

>>8964387
You dare insult the finest warriors of The Imperium with such slanderous remarks?

I will inform your Chapter Master about this insolence!

>> No.8964417

>>8964364
You got the short end of the geneseed didn't you?
Unyuu~

>> No.8964443

>>8964408

BE SURE TO DO IT FAGGOT.

AND BE SURE TO MENTION GRAMPS FUCKING SQUAD.

BECAUSE WHEN HE ARRIVES TO CHASTISE ME DURING THE IMPERIUM ANTHEM, I"M GOING TO TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I
AM
LISTENING
TO THE FUCKING
SONG

>> No.8964567

>>8964408

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR PUSSY ASS GENESEED

YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT WITH OUR CHAPTER YOU DONGRIDER

NOW GET THE FUCK BACK TO YOU ORDO MALESTOUS

>> No.8964574

>>8964443
I contacted your chapter master, and he was as rude as you are, maybe even more rude!

Your whole chapter is a disgrace to The Imperium!

>> No.8964601

>>8964574
WE FUCKING GET SHIT DONE, UNLIKE YOU PUSSY ASS GREY KNIGHTS. ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS "HUNT" DOWN DAEMONS WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING TOOTHPICKS. I'VE STRANGLED MORE DAEMONS THEN YOU HAVE TRIED TO POKE THEM WITH YOUR DINKY LITTLE TOYS, YOU QUEER

>> No.8964613

>>8964574

WHOOP DEE FUCKING SHIT YOU PUSSY

THE CHAPTER MASTER IS THE ANGRIEST OF US ALL

THAT BASTARD SPLIT A FUCKING NURGLESPAWN IN TWO WHEN HE GOT INFORMED THAT THE PRETTY MARINES WERE HOPED UP JUST 100 LIGHTYEARS AWAY

>> No.8964629

>>8964408

My Chapter Master is too busy buying drinks for the Third Company's captain because he punched a Great Unclean One to death. Which is more than I can say for the average Grey Knight.

>> No.8964656

>>8964601
Do not flatter yourself, marine.

Our very presence causes daemons inexplicable anguish! Our weapons fire consecrated bolts that smite the wicked! We purge The Imperium one daemon at a time!

Without us, your chapter would be nothing!

Tell me, how many of your weakminded brothers turned to chaos during the heresy? Because none of mine did!

>> No.8964687

>>8964656


OH YEAH WELL!...well...wait..

I don't think we exsisted during the heresy....
...
...


EAT A DICK.

>> No.8964695

>>8964656

once again, my third captain punched a great unclean one to death. what have you done, silver-boy?

>> No.8964696

>>8964656
YOU FAGGOTS WEREN'T EVEN AROUND DURING THE HERESY

>> No.8964698

>>8964656
YOU CUM GUZZLING SHIT LICKER.

THE ANGRY MARINES JUST HAVE TOO GOD DAMN MUCH BAD ASS TO FIT IN ONE GODDAMN CHAPTER, SO IT FUCKING SPILLS OVER.

OH, I'M SORRY, DID I GET SOME OF MY AWESOME ON YOUR PUSSY ASSED TIN PLATED SILVER VAGINA?

>> No.8964716

>>8964656

LISTEN FUCKNUT

YOU DO NOT PURGE LIKE WE DO

EVERY TIME YOU GET LUCKY AND HIT A CHAOS BITCH WITH YOUR STAFF BOLTER. WE ANNIHILATE MILLIONS

YOU PUSSIES ARE A JOKE

EVEN THE IMPERIAL GUARD IS MORE EFFECTIVE

AND YET YOU GET BETTER PRIDE AND GLORY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE IN SPECIAL CLASS WITH ALL THE RETARDS

NOW FUCK OFF

>> No.8964735

It's kind of funny watching people try and troll the angry marines.

How can you piss off someone that's all ready as angry as you can possibly be?

It's like fighting the Human Torch with a flame thrower.

>> No.8964747

>>8964656
NONE. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE WE DON'T LET OTHER FAGGOTS LIKE YOU TELL US WHAT TO DO. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TOLD BY OUR FUCKING CHAPTER MASTER. I DON'T NEED "CONSECRATED HIPPY MAGIC" BOLTS TO KILL A LITTLE PUSSY DAEMON. ALL I NEED IS MY BARE FUCKING HANDS OR A GOOD OLD FUCKING POWERCHAIR

>> No.8964782

>>8964695
Brother-Captain Stern has defeated a Lord of Change called M'Kachen thrice now.

>> No.8964784

I'M BACK FROM MY SPACE SHOWER A

FUCK WHAT IS THIS

A GREY KNIGHT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

GET OUT OF HERE YOU PLATINA DICK

>> No.8964803

>>8964695

in the same battle, a dozen plaguebearers ran like bitches from a sergeant without even a power weapon. who then purged the fuck out of them. ONCE AGAIN WHAT HAVE THE GAY KNIGHTS ACCOMPLISHED OTHER THAN ATTRACTING TOPS WITH YOUR SILVER AND GOLD SPARKLY ARMOR?

>> No.8964809

>>8964782

SO

WE FUCKING ASSRAPED THAT CHAOS NIGGER NURGLE

AND IT WAS FUCKING EASY SHIT

>> No.8964815

>>8964782

HA.

ONE OF OUR MENIALS COULD PROBABLY KICK THIS "STERN" FAG IN THE DICK

>> No.8964819

ANYONE WANNA KNOW WHY THESE DEMON COCK SUCKING QUEERS HAVE WHITE ARMOR?

IT'S DRIED CUM.

>> No.8964833

>>8964809

AND WE DID THAT WHILE ROCKING THE FUCK OUT

SHIT YEAH FUCKER

>> No.8964842

>>8964782
THREE TIMES? HE OBVIOUSLY ISN'T VERY FUCKING GOOD IF IT'S TAKEN HIM THREE FUCKING TIME. I COULD DO THE SAME FUCKING TASK IN ONE TRY WITH MY FUCKING BOOTS THAT I USE TO KICK THE ASSES OF THE ANGRY FUCKING RECRUITS. I'D KICK HIS PUSSY WHIPPED HERETICAL ASS HE WOULDN'T COME BACK

>> No.8964844

>>8964819

ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER "OH WE'RE SO AWESOME" CHAPTER IS PROVEN TO BE CHAOS FAGS.

BLOOD ANGELS ARE KHORNE'S BITCHES. GREY KNIGHTS TAKE REGULAR BUKKAKE FROM KEEPERS OF SECRETS AND NOISE MARINES.

>> No.8964861

>>8964842

EXACTLY. IF IT TAKES YOU THREE TIMES TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS YOU'RE A PUSSY. AND IF YOU'RE A PUSSY YOU SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE IMPERIAL GUARD.

>> No.8964941

Very well then, Angrymarines. You gloat with legendary deeds, but have nothing to show for them.

Our libraries are filled with knowledge from days long passed and battles of epic proportions. It was us who stopped the machinations of Ghargatuloth on Thalassocres!

If you truly have done what you claim to, then surely you have something to show for it?

>> No.8964962

>>8964941


WE SUFFER NO TRESPASS YOU FUCKING RETARD.


HOW DO YOU CORRUPT SOMETHING THAT IS CONSTANTLY PISSED OFF AT CORRUPTION!?

>> No.8964968

>>8964941
I'LL SHOW YOU THE DAEMON GUTS ALL OVER MY FAVORITE FUCKING STOMPING BOOTS
WE DON'T WASTE OUR FUCKING TIME WRITING DOWN OUR HEROIC DEEDS, WE SPEND THAT TIME HARDENING THE FUCK UP LIKE REAL FUCKING MARINES AND GOING OUT THERE AND DOING SHIT! HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORIES OF US ALWAYS ARRIVING ON TIME TO FUCKING CRUSH THEM WITH OUR BATTLE BARGES? MOTHERFUCKER NURGLE DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE

>> No.8964975

>>8964941

cool story bro, except nobody's ever heard of Fagbutt of Thesucksmenoffocles. why don't you brag about someone anybody has ever heard of?

>> No.8965008

>>8964941
SO YOUR FAGGY ASSES ARE SITTING AROUND WATCHING FUCKING HOME MOVIES ALL DAY AND SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF?

FUCK THAT.

SO YOU HAVEN'T DONE ENOUGH BAD ASS SHIT THAT YOU NEED TO WRITE DOWN ALL THE LITTLE ADVENTURES YOU DO MANAGE TO DROP YOUR QUEER LITTLE CUNTS INTO?

IF WE WANT TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING AWESOME WE'VE DONE WE FUCKING GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING AWESOME, THEN THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU BEURACRATIC CROTCH SNIFFING FUCK.

>> No.8965015

>>8964968
But Nurgle still lives, simpleton!

>> No.8965035

Did the angry marines always hate every other member of the Imperium besides themselves or did /tg/ just come up with that recently? God damn, they can't even stand each other now

>> No.8965055

>>8965015
NURGLE IS TOO FUCKING SCARED OF US AND OUR PURE FUCKING HATRED FOR HIM TO EVER SHOW HIS FAT FUCKING FACE, YOU SHINY FUCKING QUEER.
AND IF HE DOES COME BACK, I'LL FUCKING SMACK HIM WITH THE ADAMANTINE SACK FULL OF POWER DOORKNOBS, AND THE FUCKER WILL BE DECIMATED

>> No.8965067

>>8965035
ALWAYS ANGRY
ALL THE TIME

>> No.8965080

>>8964968

YOU ARE A DUMBASS!!! WE DID THAT ONCE!!! DO NOT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE LESS OF AN ACHIEVEMENT BY SUGGESTING IT IS A COMMON OCCURRANCE!!! RAGIN JOHNNY FUKLAW WOULD BE FUCKING PISSED IF HE HEARD YOU SAY SUCH STUPID DUMBSHIT THINGS!!!

>> No.8965106

If angrymarines are always angry at everything, they should be angry at themselves for what they do.

Thus, the whole concept is ridiculous.

>> No.8965115

>>8965035


BITCH WE'RE ANGRY.

JUST BECAUSE WE AREN"T CRYING IN THE CORNER GIVING EACH OTHER FELLATIO DOESN'T MEAN WE DON"T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE ADEPTUS.

I MIGHT NOT LIKE GRAMPS, BUT BY GOD EMPEROR, I'LL BE THERE TO KICK THE ASS OF ANY ONE WHO LOOKS AT HIM FUNNY.

AND I DON"T GIVE A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCK.

>> No.8965136

>>8965106
MY ANGER AT MY SELF IS ONLY SURPASSED BY MY ANGER AT THE REST OF CREATION!

FUCK!

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

TEMPERUS MAXIMUS!

>> No.8965146

>>8965106
WE ARE ANGRY AT OURSELVES, FUCKWIT, THAT'S PART OF OUR HATEFUL TRAINING
YOU TRULY CANNOT HATE EVERYTHING UNTIL YOU CAN HATE YOURSELF, FUCKING SHITFACE. THIS GIVES YOU A ROCKING FUCKING PAIN TOLERANCE AND AN ANGER FOR EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING, FROM THE BIGGEST, FATTEST FUCKING DAEMON TO A LITTLE TINY FUCKING BUNNY

>> No.8965162

>>8965106

Until this thread I assumed that they were ok with other members of the Imperium and their own chapter, and just saved their rage for dumb pussy shit like chaos and aliens. You know what? I'm just going to keep on believing that, have fun running a funny concept into the ground /tg/

>> No.8965164

BECAUSE WE DON'T LISTEN TO FAGGOTS, YOU BADGER CUNT FUCK! WE FUCKING KILL THEM!! WITH A POWER WRENCH!!
ALWAYS ANGRY!!!!

>> No.8965181

>>8965162

THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

>> No.8965199

>>8965162
YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT, WE CRUSH OTHER FUCKING MEMBERS WHO ARE IN OUR WAY, FUCKING ASK THE PRETTY MARINES AND THE FUCKING SALAMANDERS
YOU'RE A DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT AND YOU KNOW IT

>> No.8965239

>>8965199

Lolk, I wasn't trying to rollplay on this thread or anything, just stating my opions on the matter, sorry for the interruption. If you're pretending to be an angry marine you can just ignore me.

>> No.8965242

>>8965162

PART OF THE REASON WE DONT EVEN PARTICIPATE ALOT IS BECAUSE OF THE OUTRIGHT FUCKING RAGE.

IG we don't really bother with, ALOT OF CHAPTERS WE DON'T, BUT DONT PRETEND WE GET ALL NICE NICE WITH PEOPLE.

WE ANGER FOR THE EMPEROR, MORE MUSCLES ARE USED DURING FITS OF RAGE.

STOP BEING A LAZY ASS.

>> No.8965256

>>8965239

/tg/ is pretend.

that said....

THE SISTERS OF BATTLE HAVE BALLS.

>> No.8965298

>>8964408
GO RIGHT AHEAD. INFORM THE CHAPTER MASTER
LIKE HE'LL GIVE A FUCK
DO YOU LIKE BEING THE EMPRAH'S CUMDUMPSTER
DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SUCK HIS DICK FOR THE NEXT 10,000 YEARS
FUCKING FAGGOT

>> No.8965301

I bet no one ever wrote a book about you, Angrymarines.

>> No.8965306

>>8964941
I hate to ruin your logic, but the only reason there are no records of angry marine battles, is that there was no one left to record them. the angry marines certainly didn't. thus, the only known battles are those where another imperial faction observed their asskickery.

>> No.8965385

>>8965301
WHO NEEDS A FUCKING BOOK? ONLY LITTLE FUCKING GIRLS READ BOOKS, YOU WHIPPED LITTLE BITCH. GO BACK AND CRY TO YOUR FAGGOT OF A CHAPTER MASTER, I'M SURE HE NEEDS MORE OF AN ASS POUNDING

>> No.8965494

>>8965385

But, the angry marines have a librarian, surely he must read books, what do you say to this, sir angrypants the angry?

>> No.8965664

>>8965494

* big breath *


implying alot of the literature in 40k is not marysue in the slightest.

hold on, I'll go get your sanguinator.

>> No.8965753

>>8965494
THAT FUCKER DOESN'T READ, HE'S TOO BUSY KICKING HERETICAL XENO ASS
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CUNT? HE'S BIGGER THAN A FEW OF THE RECRUITS. REMIND ME TO SMACK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THOSE RECRUITS

>> No.8965787

>>8965494
HIS BOOK IS ON THE END OF A CHAIN AND HAS A POWER FIELD AROUND IT, YOU SHITSUCKING COCKWAFFLE

HE DOESN'T READ IT, HE RUINS SHIT WITH IT

GET IT RIGHT, GODDAMN

>> No.8965828

>>8965753

Truly wise words. I'm planning on modeling an angry marines army, and I'd like to include you in it. What are your defining physical characteristics?

>> No.8966573

>>8965828
HOLY FUCK I WOULD FEEL HONORED IF I WASN'T SO FUCKING ANGRY
GO TO THE FUCKING ARCHIVE AND READ UP ON ANGRY MARINE COMMANDERS, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS ME
JUST INCLUDE SOME NASTY FUCKING SWEARS, AND REMEMBER, I DON'T USE FUCKING PUSSY GUNS, I USE FUCKING MELEE BEATDOWN SHIT, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW REAL FUCKING MEN GET SHIT DONE
I'M BUILT LIKE A FUCKING TANK. MY LEFT SHOULDER HAS THE WORDS "FUCK YOU" AND MY RIGHT HAS THE WORDS "BITCH TITS". MY RIGHT BOOT HAS THE WORDS "RECRUIT'S ASS HERE". IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THE REST, THEN YOU'RE FUCKING GODDAMN RETARDED

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