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>> No.8849589

I don't...

>> No.8849601

wait what?

>> No.8849614

>> No.8849621

...Huh?

>> No.8849629

I don't get it.

>> No.8849631

Shut up and fold your goddamn shirt

>> No.8849635

I...
Err...
What?

>> No.8849638

...except that Mars is dead. Enjoy your empty husk of a planet.

>> No.8849641

This is copypasta. I can tell because I an smert.

>> No.8849647

oh man, I'm not sure why, but I was genuinely amused...

/slowclap

>> No.8849649

3e vs 4e threads sure are pushing it now...

>> No.8849652

>> No.8849653

God dammit go back in your hole, woman.

>> No.8849665

>unique and diverse
notsureiftroll

>> No.8849668

You are now aware that dolphins will gang-rape other dolphins and sometimes drown them, kill a female dolphin's kids so that she will have the time to have sex with them and will kill porpoises for shit and giggles.

And ducks are even worse.

>> No.8849672

>>8849665
>>8849562 Probablyistroll

>> No.8849696

>>8849668
I was already aware of that.

>> No.8849698

Also who the fuck is they?

>> No.8849738

THE DOLPHINS ARE BUILDING.

GOODBYE, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH.

>> No.8849759

>It's like they didn't even TRY
>they
Creationist detected.

>> No.8849771

>>8849738
WE MUST HAVE A NEW SEAGOD.

OUR OLD ONE WAS DESTROYED BY MONOTHEISM.

CONTORT.

CONTORT.

CONTORT.

>> No.8849786

>>8849759
Shall we get the high caliber weapons?

>> No.8849789

I haven't seen any Martian life.

Period.

>> No.8849820

>>8849668
yeah, and some go out of their way to kill creatures they dont even eat or compete with

unnecessary violence is one of the indications of intelligence

>> No.8849837

>>8849789

>> No.8849944

Seriously? Have we reached a point on /tg/ where the people trolling 3e or 4e can't even be bothered to make sense.

>> No.8850021

OP made me laugh. Good show.

>> No.8850046

>>8849944

When have they ever made sense?

>> No.8850152

I don't get it. Somebody please explain the joke.

>> No.8850190

>>8849668
I was already aware of this, though not of the ducks. Please explain.

>> No.8850202

>>8850152

There is no joke. It is just stupid.

>> No.8850214

>>8849668
>>You are now aware that dolphins will gang-rape other dolphins and sometimes drown them, kill a female dolphin's kids so that she will have the time to have sex with them and will kill porpoises for shit and giggles.

Chimps do all that shit and also wage all out war.

Like, two populations of chimps will have it out for each other and engage in a series of attacks, counterattacks, ambushes and murders and shit like that over extended periods of time.

>> No.8850228

>>8849944
Making sense is passe

>> No.8850233

Don't fish almost technically breathe air? I mean sure, it's oxygen that is dissolved (?) in water, but that's pretty much the same thing, right?

>> No.8850247

>>8850214

Nature is a bitch.

Also, a bastard.

>> No.8850260

I love how everybody is assuming this is a D&D edition war troll. Somebody could shit in a bucket, then post pics and it would be called edition warring. Fuck this.

>> No.8850265

>>8850152
Your mother's a whore.

>> No.8850274

>>8849668
80+% of all duck sex is rape. Duck penises and vaginas are in an evolutionary arms race to see who can out-fuck the other, and the penises are winning.

>> No.8850279

>>8850214
Chimps have also been observed eating the children of conquered tribes.

>> No.8850280

>>8850274
You just made me shiver in revulsion, honest to god.

>> No.8850298

>>8850280

DUCK FUCK DUCK FUCK YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK

>> No.8850320

NOW I GET IT

/TG/ IS HELL AND I'M TRAPPED HERE FOREVER

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.8850328

>>8850280
Ever seen a duck dick son? It's three feet long, and SPIRALS.

Half of them are covered in bony flanges that grip the female's inner walls, so that if she takes of flying mid-coitus her reproductive system will be torn out. Still others are equipped with tiny awls that physically bore through the female's flesh to impregnate her straight through her cervix-analogue.

And some people still believe this world was created by a loving god.

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