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[ERROR] No.8787816 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

so /tg/ tell me, what would happen if Lion woke up and as it turns out all you guys were right! He was the traitor, how would the rest of the Dark Angels chapter, and its success chapters take to this? Personally i want to have an epic battle on The Rock where all the unforgiven who believe in the emperor fight Lion and eventually finally destroy The Rock leaving the Dark Angels with no home...........again

also general Dark Angels thread

>> No.8787835

Even BETTER. What if the Emperor woke up and it turns out HE was the traitor??

>> No.8787844

Leman Russ was here. Lion El Jonson is a pussy.

>> No.8787849

>>8787835
im not sure how that would work out but dam.............

>> No.8787851

but since the emperor is the standard, then we would all be traitors
/proceeds to kill self

>> No.8787855

Pro Tip: The inner circle already knows.
Cypher was right.
The Fallen are the loyalists.

>> No.8787883

What if the Dark Angels are like, reverse Alpha legion?

>> No.8787916

>>8787855
but then why are we still hanging out with loyalists? >>8787883
it would make them just that more badass, well expect for they would be chaos............

>> No.8787937

>> No.8787942

>>8787916

>but then why are we still hanging out with loyalists?

You know how some people think the grey knights were founded by loyalist members of the traitor legions? I guess it would be like that on a larger scale. The Dark Angels today are loyalists, but to cover up the shame of their primarch's betrayal they have to go along with this whole charade of the fallen being the traitors.

>> No.8787966

>>8787849
It's not the Emperor on that throne.

>> No.8787993

>>8787966

Cypher is really the Emperor going undercover.

>> No.8788020

In the next Dark Angels codex I think a cool yet simple way to make Deathwing feel unique rules-wise would be to allow them one of each heavy weapon.

So you get five guys with 1 heavy flamer, 1 assault cannon and 1 cyclone. Hardly overpowered, not even especially useful but kinda sorta maybe a little cool.

Not remotely related to the topic at hand but I just felt like throwing it out there in case whoever is going to write it happens to browse /tg/

>> No.8788028

I believe I'll be appropriating some of these for my next Dark Heresy campaign....>>8787855
>>8787883
>>8787966
>>8787993

>> No.8788044

>>8787993
Emprah Cypher fighting his way to Terra to kill Horus, who slumbers on the Golden Throne?

FUND IT

>> No.8788054

>>8787942
too bad it cant be, because no one outside the inner circles is supposed to know about the fallen... not even regular dark angels.

>> No.8788075

>>8788028

That would make a fun game. But you better heap on a good dose of insanity and corruption points when the acolytes discover the truth.

>> No.8788099

>>8788044

I don't get the whole "it's horus on the throne theory" isn't it well documented in the fluff that Abaddon took it.

>> No.8788103

>>8788044

And the dark angels (who are deep cover agents of chaos) are trying to stop him!

>> No.8788108

>>8788099

him, I mean

>> No.8788111

>>8788054
So they don't. The Inner Circle has the deep dark secret passed down from era to era. Each worthy initiate is tested in their worth and valor thrice, each bound before judge and found true. They are taken beneath the rock, treading upon the four-score-and-one steps into the Chamber of Truths where the High Chaplain stands before the initiate and enters his name into the Book of Worth. Then he removes his skull helmet and speaks to him the words to shatter a dream....

NO U R TEH TRAYTOR

>> No.8788129

>>8788075
Insanity? Corruption? Fuck they ain't gettin outta there ALIVE, niggah

>> No.8788136

>>8788099
Obviously the body Abby took was really the Emperor's. They're father and son, beat them up enough and they'll look alike, whatever.

The more retarded the conspiracy theory, the better it fits the 40k universe.

>> No.8788160

>>8788111
doesn't make any sense to me, but if you like that idea, run with it! fluff is there just to inspire us.

>> No.8788179

>>8788136
thats a good point you bring up right there

>> No.8788188

>>8788136
Better yet, Abaddon was loyal the entire time and this explains his fail complex. I.E:

A: My Emprah! Horus has taken your place on the Throne! We barely escaped withour lives!
E: Hm, yes, a problem. I must engage in ten millenia of hijinks and such to thwart his plans. But I cannot topple my own Imperium. It must remain strong so it will remain when I cut off its traitorous head.
A: However will you do that, my Emprah?
E: Tell ya what, you dig up some spikes for that shiny armor and go about invading the place every couple thousand years. That'll keep 'em on their toes. Don't fuck the place up too bad though, or I'll take it out of your paycheck.

>> No.8788237

>>8788188
This is awesome

>> No.8788239

>>8788188
It all makes sense now!!!!

>> No.8788250

>>8788188
SUDDENLY, IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>> No.8788289

>>8788188

The eprah gave him disposable arms too

>> No.8788351

>>8788289
No, no, epilogue time!

E: Also, I'll be needing these. *snap* Don't worry, I'll give them back to you after the Wolftime.

>> No.8788586

>>8788351

Maybe Russ disapeared in to the eye because he found out the truth and wanted to meet up with daddy?

>> No.8788816

>>8788586
What of the other Primarchs then?
Sanguinius: Dead, can't help it.
Dorn: Faked his death to go help dad?
Russ: Went a-viking to go help dad?
Raven-dude: Went all emo to go help dad?
Guillman: Took a nap instead of helping dad.
Khan: Fucking some dark eldar bitches.
Vulkan: I don't even remember what the fuck happened to him.
IRON HAND: He dead.

>> No.8788882

>>8788816
Vulkan basically did what Russ did if I remember correctly. Fucking up shit in the warp.

>> No.8788897

>>8788816
>Guillman: Took a nap instead of helping dad.
Oh god, laughed entirely too hard.

>> No.8788916

>>8788816
Vulkan fucked off into space and told his marines to find his shit because apparently he left it all over the fukken place. They say that if they ever put together all nine of his sacred shit he'll show back up to punt Chaos right in the cock. So far what they have found is shit like an enormous spaceship, a giant laser defense system, and all the shit Vulkan He'stan is wearing. Including a powerfist that shoots fire.

>> No.8788995

>>8788916
A nice straightforward fetch quest is vastly superior to I WILL WOLF WOLF AT THE WOLFTIME, I suppose.

>> No.8789048

>>8788995
Well yeah, but you inevitably get into trouble with something like:

Salamander: We've found the fifth MacGuffin! It's located deep in the bowels of a heavily populated hive!

He'stan: *manly glare* Good thing my meltas *sunglasses* get a re-roll.

>> No.8789068

>>8788995
WOLF WOLF THE WOLF WOLFTIME WOLF?

>> No.8789089

>>8789068
WOLF OF THE WOLF WOLF, BROTHER

WOLF.

>> No.8789100

>>8789068
>>8789089
Go oooooooooonnnnnnn?

>> No.8789101

My wolf likes to wooolf all the time, woooolf all the time

>> No.8789111

>>8789048
The past 10,000 years were all planned by the Emperor and the Primarchs to strengthen the Imperium so they can fight and beat the Nercons/C'tan and Nids.

>> No.8789113

Even BETTER. What if Horus was right?

>> No.8789114

>>8789068

So I should start Space Wolves, then?

>> No.8789122

>>8789089
WOLF.

>> No.8789142

>>8789114
NO, YOU SHOULD BLOOD THE BLOOD BLOOD'S OF THE BLOOD BLOOD WITH THERE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD.

>> No.8789156

>>8789113
>implying Horus wasn't right

>> No.8789171

>>8789142

Yes but the former can wolf wolf to the wolf ON their wolf, whereas the latter is merely reduced to blood blooding of the bloody blood WITH blood, am I correct?

>> No.8789176

>>8788916
Apparently He'stan is busy looking for four more things--the Engine of Woes, the Obsidian Chariot, the Unbound Flame and the Song of Entropy. I suppose he'd appreciate any tips on what the blazes those are and where to find them.

>> No.8789183

>>8788916

A powerfist that shoots fire? OK, Vulkan is confirmed for god tier Primarch.

>> No.8789191

>>8789176
Bitchin' is what those are. I mean, look at those names.

THE ENGINE OF WOES.

Of course, their ship is the Chalice of Fire which is pretty sweet.

>> No.8789220

>>8789142
>>8789171
WHAT?! WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT BLOOD?!

>> No.8789221

>>8789183
He dual-wields it with a power halberd that is merely ON fire. Fire hot enough to burn through ceramite armor.

>> No.8789225

>>8789176
Those are some bitchin' Macguffin names.

>> No.8789227

>>8789191

In the grimdark engine of woes could be absolutely anywhere.

>> No.8789229

>>8787942

That's implied in cannon, or at least implied in the Horus Heresy books.

>> No.8789230

>>8789176
I like the Obsidian Chariot. And I've got a pretty good idea what it is....

Sammael: Hey niggas, check out my pimp-ass jetbike!
Vulkan: Fuck you, I got a jet-war-chariot, motherfucker!

>> No.8789232

>>8789114
Wolf with the 13th wolf wolf. So you can wolf to the wolf max

>> No.8789233

>>8789171

This may be true, but you are forgetting that the BLOOD BLOOD'S of the BLOODBLOOD BLOOD can get their BLOOD BLOOD to make them BLOOD BLOOD.

>> No.8789245

>>8789156
That makes conspiracy theory even better. Horus is on the Golden throne, but he is a good guy. But everyone finds this way too late, when Emperor is raping the Imperium and Chaos gods all at the same time with his massive spiky dick

>> No.8789247

>>8789176

Unbound Flame sounds suspiciously metaphor-ish....

>> No.8789258

>>8789220

HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8789264

>>8789220
WOLF OFF YOU WOLF WOLF

WOLF wolfwolfwolf

WOLF

>> No.8789269

>>8789245

Even better, all those prayers of the faithful keep the Emperor in his badassness fighting warp shit and xenos whatnot and Imperial fuckwits. Horus? He keeps the Astronomicon going BY HIS FUCKING SELF.

>> No.8789273

>>8789247
Metaphor-ish? How so?

>> No.8789275

>>8789156
What if Horus wasn't right?

>> No.8789290

>>8789258
YEAH, TURNS OUT A CHAOS GOD IS HERETICAL TO YOU! GOOD JOB SPOTTING THAT, MORON!

>> No.8789292

>>8789227
>Golden Throne

>> No.8789295

'Scuse me all, got a question

I'm thinking about starting me some Space Marines, and I've pretty much narrowed down to the following in order of preference. I do rather enjoy painting, but winning is also nice.

Black Templar successor
Imperial Fists
Blood Angels
Space Wolves

Any thoughts?

>> No.8789305

>>8789275
What if he was right but still tainted?

>> No.8789307

Song of Entropy is a flute that ends the world. And hypnotize rats and little kids.

>> No.8789309

>>8789295
If you can handle the annoyance that comes with yellow paint schemes, go with Imperial Fists. Lysander is a great HQ.

>> No.8789315

>>8789273
Well all flames are bound to something, they need fuel of some sort. So an Unbound Flame implies it needn't rely on anything, especially not a fuel. And fire without fuel? Sounds like some psyker witchcraft to me....

>> No.8789320

>>8789221

So I guess if the Salamanders ever had their own codex it would just end up being the FIRE'S OF THE FIRE FIRE USED THERE FLAMES TO FIRE FIRE BURN.

>> No.8789328

>>8789295

None. Take these motherfuckers.

>> No.8789332

>>8789307
Maybe it's one of those cheap plastic recorders they give you in elementary school, only it blows stuff up when you play it.

>> No.8789333

>>8789307
Better yet, hypnotize rats and kids TO end the world. As in, "Sir, they're going to set off the plasma reactor! Should I shoot them?" "For Emprah's sake, man, they're children! CHILDREN!"

>> No.8789340

>>8789320

Salamanders did have their own codex back in 3rd ed (I think) and umm... yeah, pretty much flamers and meltas all round.

>> No.8789343

Brothers - I have detected traitor scum spewing heresy! ........... purge them all in the name of the Lion!

REPENT! FOR TOMORROW YOU SHALL DIE!

>> No.8789352

>>8789328
And what's so great about those motherfuckers?

>> No.8789355

>>8789307
wha, no. The Unbound Flame is Vulkan's personal Guitar, and the Song of Entrophy is the godlike solo he put together

Playing it heralds his return for a galaxy-spanning tour riding on the obsidian chariot powered by the engine of woes

>> No.8789357

>>8789340
I don't see a problem with that.

FIRE FIRE FLAMER FIRE MASTER-CRAFTED FIRE MELTA VULKAN VULKAN VULKAN FIRE

>> No.8789360

>>8789290
HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8789370

>>8789355
Oh god, the awesome.

>> No.8789376

>>8789355
That sounds like THE BEST CONCERT EVER. I am so going there, I don't care if they shoot at me!

>> No.8789383

>>8789340
Actually, it was a bit more than that. Salamanders used to be at -1 initiative in that book. They also got the first 'eternal warrior' wargear

>> No.8789384

As a reborn Lion El Johnson hacks his way through the Imperial Palace and finds himself at the foot of the Emperor. Lion takes out his blade and prepares to strike when-

MOTHER FUCKING CYPHER FROM OUTTA NO WHERE THROWS HIS SWORD INTO THE AIR AND THEN THE EMPEROR CATCHES IT AND CUTS OFF LION'S HEAD.

>> No.8789387

>>8789333
>implying anyone in the GRIMDARK FUTURE would hesitate to shoot little kids

>...except Salamanders

>> No.8789388

I always fond of the Theory that Cypher is a loyalist and will kill the emperor to ensure the rebirth of the star child. Of course if he is then it stands to reason that the other fallen or at least part of them are loyalist too. Which means that the Lion probably was traitor.

I like the idea of that being the shame of the Dark Angels but a secret that's slowly corrupting them. I'm still convinced they'll go full renegade one day, driven by pride and shame, they'll do something unforgivable and be declared excommunicate traitoris.

>> No.8789396

>>8789355
DRAWFAGS. MAKE IT HAPPEN. VULKAN ON HIS CHARIOT PLAYING HIS GUITAR COVERED IN FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE.

>> No.8789406

>>8789355
OH GOD-EMPEROR YES

>> No.8789425

>>8789340

You know that does actually sound pretty awesome. Flamers for everyone!

>> No.8789437

>>8789384
Cypher is Omegon

>> No.8789441

>>8789384
Heh.

I always thought that Cypher WAS Lion.

>> No.8789454

"Cypher"

"Emp"

"Well now.... I'm going back to bed"

"Word"

>> No.8789456

The real question is what happens if the emperor farts?

>> No.8789466

>>8789441
No Cypher is Dante. And the Emperor is Ghazghkull.

>> No.8789467

>>8789456

I think his maggoty corpse is beyond the need to expel gass.

>> No.8789472

>>8789437
Now that's just silly. And this is 40k standards we're talking about.

>> No.8789478

>>8789456
>This form of energy is extremely rare; in all of human space it can be obtained only as a by-product of the Emperor's metabolism. Using the material to create anti-psyker weapons is considered by many to be a great waste, and their issue is strictly controlled.

>> No.8789490

As the 666th Black Crusade prepares to completely destroy the Sol System, their entire fleet suddenly loses power...

WHEN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, ALPHA LEGION BLOWS UP THE ENGINES OF ALL THEIR SHIPS.

And then they were "WE WERE ALWAYS LOYAL YOU FUCK TARDS!"

>> No.8789502

>>8789466

So Ghazghkull is the real saviour of mankind. Well at least it sound's better than anything Matt Ward writes.

>> No.8789518

>>8789425
Hive Mind: Hmm. Let's see if we can't run over this planet's defenders with a tide of Gaunts. I'll just take a look at what's happening through this skulking Broodlord here--

(Sees Salamanders parading through the streets of the capital hive city, tossing flamers to passers-by.)

He'stan: FLAMERS! FLAMERS FOR EVERYONE!!

Hive Mind: ...Ooookay. Back to the drawing board.

>> No.8789522

>>8789490
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

>> No.8789528

>>8789490
Alpha Legion has more style than that.

Power goes out, lowly Naval ensign presents a finely-crafted envelope to Abaddon and says "Compliments of Alpharius, sir" before blowing his own brains out to keep from divulging any secrets.

Inside the envelope is a picture of the big A sitting next to the Golden Throne and enjoying a cold one with dad. On the back is written "Dad always liked me best."

>> No.8789540

>>8789518

>> No.8789568

>>8789528

Pic related. I can totaly taste Abaddon's butthurt.

>> No.8789581

>>8789518
Drawfag request:
Salamander kneeling next to a happy kid giving him Tyke's First Flamer.

>> No.8789615

>>8789384
i luld

>> No.8789657

>>8789528
Suck it Tzeentch

>> No.8789687

>>8789657

It'd acutally be a nice change of pace.

>> No.8789756

When Vulkan returns after the Salamanders finish the treasure hunt, he will return with the Codex Cool, which will replace the Codex Astartes and will lead the Imperium to BE TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME

>> No.8789757

>>8787844
lion el jonson kicked leman russ's ass

>> No.8789765

>>8789687

Unless of course, Tzeentch purposely planed the forces of chaos' failure so that he'd still have something to do every day.

>> No.8789780

>>8789756
WOLFTIME AND FIRETIME ALL THE TIME

>> No.8789810

>>8789780
WOLF WOLF THE WOLF FIRE FIRE MELTA FIRE WOLF WOLFFIRE FIREWOLF MELTAWOLF THE WOLF WOLF ON FIRE.

>> No.8789834

>>8789780
Russ and Vulkan will ride out of the Warp on a FLAMING WOLF chariot on FIRE which will be pulled by a shit ton of WOLVES...ON FIRE

>> No.8789856

>>8789834

Go on...

>> No.8789858

>>8789757

Bullshit. He sucker punched Russ while he was laughing about how ridiculous their fight was.

Admittedly, Russ should not have stopped mid-fight to laugh.

>> No.8789878

>>8789834
What about Khan? Surely he and the White Scars should be in the Codex Cool. Then it can be FAST WOLF FIRE TIME ALL THE TIME.

>> No.8789882

>>8789878

Yes!

>> No.8789893

>>8789878
Corax can come too, then we have FLAMING WOLF MOTORCYCLES... driven by beakies.

>> No.8789925

>>8789893

for historical relevance, CODEX COOL will contain the Salamanders, Raven Guard, and Iron Hands

they're Istvaan massacre bros, you know

>> No.8789933

>>8789834
After witnessing the FIREWOLF chariot of cool coming out of the Warp, all of the chaos god's give up and decide to pack up their shit and move to the WHFB world fulltime.

>> No.8789951

Cypher kills emps, DA goes renegade. Star Child returns, Vulkan, Russ, Khan and Corax return from the warp. Ultramarines rebel having become too proud and independant to bow to the primarchs now the emps is dead. The Primarchs put the Smurfs in their place, and not before fucking time.

>> No.8789954

>>8789925
FAST FLYING IRON FIRE WOLF TIME ALL THE TIME. COOL FOR THE COOL GOD.

>> No.8790003

>>8789954
Looks like the CHARIOT OF COOL is going to need more seats. If only someone could drawfag this.

>> No.8790025

SUMMON THE ROYAL DRAWFAG

>> No.8790042

DRAWFAG... DRAWFAG... DRAWFAG...

It works like Hastur, right?

>> No.8790053

>>8789933
Vulkan and Russ then decide to use their FIREWOLF MARINES to fuck up all of the Xenos left and show the Ultrasmurfs how the Codex Cool followers handle shit.

>> No.8790100

>>8790042
If we could get enough drawfags and writefags, we might even be able to make the Codex Cool. Then we show it to GW and they would have no choice other than to make it canon, due to it being so fucking Cool.

>> No.8790120

>>8790100
Codex Cool - next target for /tg/'s infamous ability to GET SHIT DONE?

>> No.8790182

>>8790120
Well we've got the chariot of cool so far. And the chapters involved are the Salamanders, Space Wolves, Iron Hand's, Raven Guard and White Scar's. So it's gonna need lots of WOLF FIRE FLYING IRON FAST in it.

>> No.8790186

>>8790120
GETTING SHIT DONE

Troop
WS BS S T A I Sv+
4 4 4 4 2 4 3+
3-30COOL MARINE - 60 points
3 COOL MARINES
May add up to 27 COOL MARINES for 20 points each
May upgrade one COOL MARINE to a BADASS MARINE for 15 points.

COOL MARINES have bolters, bolt pistols, close combat weapons, frag grenades, krak grenades and power armor.

The BADASS MARINE may purchase:
A flamer for free
Artificer Armor for +10 points
A power weapon for +15 points
A storm bolter for +5 points
A melta for +5 points

>> No.8790239

>>8790182
Okay then I think I know how to combine all of the chapters main points in one unit.
Basically we have marines wielding flamers and power claws who ride on ridiculously fast flying machine wolves, which can also breath fire.
Does this sound good?

>> No.8790242

>>8790186
Lame. Work on the special shit first.

The question is whether different successor chapters can have different varieties of cool. So Salamanders/Iron Hands/Raven Guard/Space Wolves become:

Cool Marines as in COOL, DUDE!
Cool Marines as in Cooooool Jazz
Cool Marines as in "It seems a bit cool out, wot wot?"
Cool Marines as in Cool Under Fire
Cool Marines as in Cooler Full of Beer
etc

>> No.8790295

>>8790186
I think we should make it so each Codex Cool army needs to take a Chariot of Cool, just because the Chariot of Cool is where it all started.

>> No.8790301

Man, lets set this straight. First, the Dark Angels know everything about the Fallen and their betrayal. They even have Luther imprisoned in the Rock where all he does is mutter to himself in his cell asking for forgiveness for betrayting the Emperor and the Lion. Interrogator Chaplains sometimes force unrepentant Fallen to be imprisoned near his cell so that they can hear his laments and let it weaken their resolve that they were right.

Also, there is no way that the Fallen are innocent. Why? Because so many of them bear OBVIOUS taint from Chaos. Not all of the Fallen are still human in appearance, many are corrupted and mutated like any other Chaos Marines. You also don't know what exists underneath their armor. Many openly worship the dark gods. The Lion may have made mistakes, but he wasn't a traitor. He wasn't possessed by a daemon or corrupted into something that couldn't even be considered a primarch anymore, like Horus was. And the majority of his Legion remained true to their oaths and allegiance to Terra and the Emperor, and kept fighting for that cause over the next ten thousand years.

While it can be argued that not all of the Fallen worship Chaos, and many had their own separate reasons for betraying the Imperium, the fact remains that they are ALL traitors. It doesn't matter if a heretic worships Chaos, or if he just wanted to leave the Imperial fold and found an independent kingdom. They are all still traitors. Who was right and who was wrong, is something that can always be debated, it is a matter of perspective. But the meaning of the word traitor is absolute. No matter the reason, they are all still traitors. Traitors for justice? You can argue that if you really hate the Imperium, but it takes a lot of hate to turn a blind eye to the obvious and overbearing evil of Chaos.

>> No.8790341

>>8790301
slowpoke.jpg

Excuse me, sir, we are talking about the COOL MARINES now, not your faggy Dark Angels of dubious loyalty.

>> No.8790362

>>8790301
GW FLUFF
emodog.jpg
SRYS BUSINESS GUYS

>> No.8790367

>>8790242
Hmm this is a good point. We could also give out Bro bonuses if certain chapters or characters are used together in the same squad. Russ and Vulkan should definately get Bronuses from working together.

>> No.8790424

>>8790301

No! This is the Codex Cool. No Dark Angels allowed. Besides we've already filled up our vaguely emo slot with the Raven Guard, so there's no room for you anyway.

>> No.8790456

>>8790367
"If playing Cool Marines with more than one HQ, replace both HQs Chapter Tactics Special Rule with Combo Bronuses"

Russ+Vulkan: Flamers/meltas now double as power weapons w/ 2 attacks.
Russ+Corax: All models with Jump Packs get Furious Charge.
Russ+Ferrus: Dreadnaughts may be upgraded to Venerable for no additional cost.
Russ+Khan: Space Marine Bikes grants +1 S in additiion to +1 T

>> No.8790509

>>8790456

Vulkan+Corax: Space Marine Assault Squads with Jump Packs may take up to five flamers at +5 points each.
Vulkan+Ferrus: Dreadnoughts with ANY flamers and/or multi-meltas Run 3d6 (pick the highest) inches.
Vulkan+Khan: A Space Marine Bike Squad may take any number of flamers for free.

>> No.8790511

>>8790242
Well I think they all get Badass cool as standard. Salamanders can be Bro Cool, Raven Guard can be chilled Cool, Space wolves can be party guy Cool, Scars can be biker cool and Iron Hands can be um, er... Iron Cool.

>> No.8790547

>>8790509

Corax+Ferrus: Dreadnoughts may take Jump Jets at +20 points each and move as Jump Infantry.
Corax+Khan: Space Marine Bike Squads may take Jetbikes at +20 points each and move as jetbikes.
Ferrus+Khan: Dreadnoughts may ride Space Marine Bikes. Badass.

>> No.8790554

God dammit when are the drawfags gonna get here?
ATTENTION DRAWFAGS HELP IS NEEDED FOR THE CREATION OF CODEX COOL.
AWESOME DRAWINGS ARE NEEDED.

>> No.8790580

>>8790511
No no no, Iron Hands can be Mythbusters cool.

"We've lost the secrets to building dreadnoughts forever!"
"Really? We just banged one up outta tubing and duct tape and blew it up just to see what would happen."

So that cool like when you see a huge explosion or a duct tape sailboat or a cannon that (effectively) uses cheese for a cannonball and go "That's so COOL!"

>> No.8790608

>>8790547
Those are some good fucking idea's. Good job.

>> No.8790643

>>8790547
>dreadnoughts on jetbikes

YOU THOUGHT YOUR JUMP PACK DREADS WERE BADASS?

SUCK IT, SANGUINIUS

>> No.8790678

>>8790608
/tg/: Gets Shit Done

>> No.8790680

How about we have each chapter contributing at least one badass troop choice. For Sal's we could have Marines which are on fire, complete with flaming powerfists and force hammer's.

>> No.8790716

>>8790643
Three primarchs might be eating up enough of your points before adding jetbike dreadnoughts....

>> No.8790731

>>8790678
That pic could actually work well as inspiraton for Codex Cool. Just replace those two guy's with two of the Primarch's, or alternatively just two cool marines.

>> No.8790732

>>8790680
And for wolves we have wolf wolfs on wolfs riding the wolf wolfs?

>> No.8790753

>>8790716
Shush you. Rule of cool is in effect.

>> No.8790762

>>8790731
Better yet, the codex cover is five fists bro-bumped in a circle. Wolf claw, flaming fist, iron hand, raven claw, biker glove.

Caption: BROS

>> No.8790776

>>8790732
Pretty much, but also Vikings. So Viking Wolves riding Viking Wolves.

>> No.8790812

>>8790762
There is far too much awesome imagery in this thread, for it not to have any drawfag contributions.

DRAWFAGS WE NEED YOUR HELP IN HERE

>> No.8790813

Well, the Eldar could see though such crazy shenanigans. Too bad no one listens to the emo bastards.

>> No.8790869

>>8790776
Good. White Scars can be normal space marine bikers but with the wheels replaced with giant buzzsaws. Also they can move anywhere on the board in one turn.

>> No.8790900

>>8790776
I approve of this. Space vikings > Space Yiffs

>> No.8790979

So just Iron Hands and Raven Guards cool unit's left. Fuck I can't think of anything.

>> No.8791030

>>8790979
How about for the Raven guard we replace their jump packs with giant helicopter blades which they can use to slice the shit out of people.

>> No.8791090

>>8790979
I'm not even sure if the Codex cool should have the Iron Hand's. Other than the Iron Hands from Iron Hands of the Iron hands they dont really have that many interesting things about them.

>> No.8791175

>>8791090

They're robots right. They should be able to transform and combine like Zords.

>> No.8791211

Earlier Drawfag request

>> No.8791246

>>8789176

I once had the Unbound Flame from eating at Taco Bell.

>> No.8791304

>>8791175
Okay I guess Iron hands can stay with their Zord marines.
>>8791211
And saved.

>> No.8791330

>>8791030
OR...

their boots are replaced with freaken lightning claw talons!! which allows them to hit anything with a str8 power weapon attack out of deep strike!

YEAH!

>> No.8791367

>>8791330
These are the cool marines, why just pick one of those ideas when we can combine them for extra coolness.

>> No.8791405

First Commandment of the Codex Cool:

Be Excellent To Each Other, And Purge the Fukken Xenos

>> No.8791418

>>8791367
okay...replace their boots with helicopter blades that hit everything with a str8 power weapon blast when arriving on deep strike?!

>> No.8791428

So to recap, we've got the chariot of cool, bronuses for primarch's, dread's on bike's, and a load of cool marine troop choices. Good work so far.

>> No.8791449

>>8791418
Well fucking done sir. What I'm picturing thanks to that sentence is pretty fuckwin.

>> No.8791478

>>8791405
That does seem like something that Bromarch Vulkan would say. We could have at least one Codex commandment representing each of the five Bromarch's.

>> No.8791553

Second Cool Commandment:

Fight, Pillage, Burn, Wolf

>> No.8791572

Third Cool Commandment

Swift As the Wind, Unyielding as Iron

>> No.8791598

Fourth Cool Commandment:

Strong as Iron, Flexible as the Wind

>> No.8791607

Fifth Cool Commandment:

They Never Expect The Quiet Ones

>> No.8791631

>>8791553
>>8791572
>>8791598
>>8791607

I didn't write the first one, but these, in case you can't tell:

Russ
Khan/Mannus
Mannus/Khan
Corax

I think the duality of Mannus and Khan would definitely be one of the most interesting fluff points of the cool marines. Besides dreads on bikes.

>> No.8791649

>>8789307
acid filled exorcist missiles.

>> No.8791652

Sixth cool commandment:

WOLF FAST FIRE FLYING IRON TIME, ALL THE TIME.

>> No.8791693

>>8791631
Why do we have to stop at Dreads on bikes? I say we should have special Dread operated tanks.

>> No.8791717

*thinks about running Raven Guard army with BA codex*
*checks GW website*
*no Raven Guard shoulder pads*

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.8791725

The most dangerous aspect of all of the Cool Marines is the Ultimate Bro, Broltron, created when all five Bromarchs join forces. Broltron is a massive Titan, wielding the power of WOLF FAST FIRE FLYING IRON all the time.

>> No.8791751

>>8791725
Vulkan will form the head.

>> No.8791752

>>8791717
If the Codex Cool was used by GW, there would be Raven Guard shoulder pads as far as the eye can see, and not an ultrasmurf in sight. If only this happened.

>> No.8791766

>>8791752
Ultramarines look up to the Bromarchs as their spiritual liege amirite.

>> No.8791771

>>8791751
IRON HANDS WILL BE THE IRON HANDS.

>> No.8791794

All Cool Marines can take a flamer for +5 points and a Power Brofist for +10 points.

>> No.8791808

>>8791766
All Ultramarines wish to live up to the Broness of the Cool Marines, yet will never be able to due to their inferior Gene seed.

>> No.8791816

>>8791725
>WOLF
>FAST
>FIRE
>FLYING
>IRON

By your powers combined, I am Captain Imperium!

>> No.8791832

>>8791816
Forgot your pic

>> No.8791834

>>8791771
Khan can be the legs/wheels and corax can be the body+jetpack. Russ will be the Wolf.

>> No.8791845

we needs a paint scheme for this...and a sexy test paint job

>> No.8791873

Quick someone get hired by GW and make this canon. We need the Chariot of Cool to come out of the warp with the Bromarch's to end the grimdarkness and Matt Ward's smurf wankfest.

>> No.8791885

>>8791832
Looks like wrynn from warcraft

>> No.8791896

>>8791845
How about we have them keep at least one of their original shoulder pads. And they definitely can't be blue.

>> No.8791920

>>8791896
The cool marines need to be pimpin. ALL GOLD ALL THE TIME.

>> No.8791964

Oh well I think I might call it a night. Hope you guys manage to have the Cool codex finished and archived when I wake up.

>> No.8792078

>>8791964

Small chance, bro. I got a term paper that needs doing. But hey, it'll be something to remember.

On a side note, anybody remember the Ship Imperium? The Ship is the Imperium, the Imperium is the Ship?

>> No.8792108

somebody archive this thread?

>> No.8792465

>>8791693
>dreads on bikes
hold on i got this

>> No.8793580

sorry for the delay
took longer than expected

>> No.8793594

>>8793580

Turbo_Boosting_Kill_Team.png

>> No.8793611

>>8793580
strange, thumbnail looks strange
im new with photoshop any reason this could have happened?

>> No.8793620

>>8793611
4chan haet pngs

>> No.8793625

>>8793580

>> No.8793632

okay tried resaving as jpeg

>> No.8793673

>>8793580
>See wonky thumbnail while scrolling past threads.

>Click to see some HOLYSHIT DREADNOUGHTS ON BIKES THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

>> No.8793706

>>8789355
is this the guitar rift he plays?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yobDKUDcfQI

>> No.8793744

>>8793632
Drawfag, you have made a most glorious picture for the good of man.

You are a credit to your kind.

>> No.8793766

>>8793744
GLORRYY FOR THE EMPERORRRRR

>> No.8793853

>>8793632
THEY SHOULDN'T BE ON MOTORCYCLES!

>> No.8793866

>>8793853
Shutup kid, RoC time.

>> No.8793872

>>8793853
These are Cool Marines, Brother.

Through the combined efforts of Vulkan, Ferrus Manus, and Jaghatai Khan, fuckawesome happened.

>> No.8793879

>>8793632
EVEN IN DEATH A RIDE.

>> No.8793908

>>8793632

SO FUCKING METAL

>> No.8793938

is this shit archived? I so want to show this to an eloquen/tg/entleman tomorrow :|

>> No.8793985

>>8793632
here
hold on a bit not done yet
will post some more soon, may take a while but will happen

>> No.8794080

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8787816/

for great justice.

>> No.8794256

>>8793985
next piece will take much longer than expected just letting you guys know. will just post on new thread in case this thread 404's

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