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>> No.8782850

>I saw this thread on /v/ and thought it would be a great idea to post it here too.

>> No.8782858

>>8782850
>implying I'm not the same OP

>> No.8782860

So I'm a SPESS MUHREEN

>> No.8782862

I AM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8782863

Sims. FUCK YEAAAAAAHH

>> No.8782870

Level 80 shaman up in this bitch.

Punchin' for mana and shockin' for lawls.

>> No.8782878

I'm Tidus.

>> No.8782879

>>8782860
Spehss Mahreen also, brother!

>> No.8782882

So what do I get exactly?

>> No.8782885

That means that I have a full ascension kit from Nethack, I can cast a bunch of spells, and I'm pretty much invulnerable.

Dammit, I should've played a Knight last; I could've at least jumped all over the place too.

>> No.8782888

I'm an ugly old dunmer battlemage that never made it past level 2 because I got bored of Cyrodiil.

Thanks a fucking lot, OP.

>> No.8782900

I'm a level 1 Wizard in Baldur's gate with only Magic Missile and Armor.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

>> No.8782901

Fuck yes I am pokemon master

>> No.8782904

Awwww shit I'm a Malkavian vampire with maximum ranks in infectious insanity.

>> No.8782906

I'm l'Cie. Fuck you.

>> No.8782911

Oh god. Now I'm a retarded dorf. At least I can dig.

>> No.8782913

FUCK YEAH I HAVE MY OWN ARMY OF POOKMANZ!

>> No.8782918

Well shit, I'm now Luke von Fabre.

>> No.8782919

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

>> No.8782920

I'm a l'Cie.

>> No.8782929

So I have a huge Star Trek starship?

I'm okay with this.

>> No.8782937

Lets see, I just played heroes 5 as Deneb. Does that give me just the ability to shoot flame at my will or do I get the army as well? That's sorta like equipment, right?

>> No.8782938

I'm a jew that's the head of a disempowered biker gang.

>> No.8782939

So I'm a 3.0 4th level fighter with 19 str, a greatsword, great cleave, and power-attack.

Sweet.

>> No.8782941

I am now a Cleric
sounds good to me
>>8782878
I feel sorry for you
>>8782863
Would you be a godlike manipulator or a quirky person who keeps having ridiculous sex?

>> No.8782942

I'm the fucking... Scout. Wtf.

>> No.8782945

I'm Shas'O Kais?

Bummer.

>> No.8782948

So I am now Killer Croc? works for me

>> No.8782957

Sweet... I'm a Champion of Chaos Undivided... in WHF.

>> No.8782958

Montezuma of the Aztecs I can dig it.

>> No.8782959

>>8782901
You mean you're the very best? Like no one ever was?

>> No.8782960

>>8782941

Can't I be a godlike manipulator that has crazy sex?

>> No.8782964

I'm a blademaster from Hellgate London, it seems.

>> No.8782965

>>8782941
I like Tidus...

Though I wish his moveset was a little more varied.

>> No.8782967

Well shit. I'm a Chaos Sorceror.

Kickass?

>> No.8782968

>>8782959
I guess he must have already caught them and trained them.

>> No.8782972

fuck, my morrowind character?
I could take over the world with his gear

>> No.8782974

>>8782945
>Tau tech
>bummer

what?

>> No.8782976

FUCK. So now I have cardboard armour and a lasgun. Fucking Winter Assault.

>> No.8782978 [DELETED] 

your all screwed!

>> No.8782979

Just played elements the game...I realy realy should not have played a deck which consists of mass summoning small insects...

guess flooding the world with small insects is a fun power

>> No.8782980

This looks like it's going to be one HELL of a PARTY!

>> No.8782986

Assuming Chess doesn't count, that makes me an Iraqi sniper. Sweet, now I have a rifle for when the zombies attack.

>> No.8782995

Not sure if I want.

Probably gonna get raped.

>> No.8782996

>>8782834
WHY DID I PLAY AS MYSELF IN FOOTBALL MANAGER??????
Oh, wait, I earn 20,000€ p/w there and get bonuses for performance of team....

>> No.8782998

>>8782834
So... Alchemist from Torchlight. Built around pets taking aggro while I LAZER THE SHIT OUT THINGS.

I can live with that. If things get into melee I can lightning punch the fuck out of them, along with at will teleporting within line of sight.

>> No.8783000

>>8782965
Auron superior

>> No.8783006

>>8782882
You get a miserable, broken life. You're very, very cool to spectate, however.

>> No.8783010

>>8782995
You survive the end of the world. Be happy.

>> No.8783011

Since I last played Valkyria Chronices.

I'm feeling pretty good about my cockroach-like ability to survive dozens of gunshots to no ill effect.

>> No.8783012

Awesome, I have the ability to manipulate borders! The world is mine for the taking!

>> No.8783015

>>8782974
I'd rather be Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander. I bet he gets all the bitches.

>> No.8783017

>>8782986
No, chess counts. You are now King.

>> No.8783019

So I'm a master swordsman, a perfect shot, and I can set people on fire or slow down time or any number of other things with my mind.

Go I get the glowing blue face-lines? That shit ain't subtle.

>> No.8783020

...Oh sweet! ^_^

>> No.8783022

YES T10 Gear. I'll get as l337 in RL as I am in gaem. WOOT

>> No.8783024

>>8782995

I'd hit it

>> No.8783025

AAARRREEESSS!!!

BRING ME LOLIS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

>> No.8783031

>>8783020
Who is this fag?

>> No.8783032

san andreas, the power of blackness.

>> No.8783037

So it looks like I'm a Shinto invoker with a Westernized miko outfit now...

>> No.8783042

FUCK YEAR!

>> No.8783047

Why did I have to play Insurgency yesterday? I'd have been Alex goddamn Mercer otherwise.

>> No.8783057

>>8783020
So your voice actor is gay.

>> No.8783059

I'm a STALKER. I'm not sure how to feel about this. STALKER's just don't work without the Zone.

>> No.8783060

>>8782980
You may not be the most powerful, but fuck me if you're not going to have the most fun

>> No.8783066

Well Crap, I just finished playing TF2 as the Engineer...

So, I got a shotgun, pistol, wrench, self-assembling sentr-

"NEED A DISPENSER HERE!"

And a squad full of needy teammates.

>> No.8783067

Gahahaha I'm awesome!

>> No.8783072

Oh hell yes.

>> No.8783073

I just played dwarf fortress

so do I have dwarf powers or the power to make an army of dwarves do my bidding?

>> No.8783079

I would have been space marine...but then I got a balanced nordic sword, shield and horse. not as potent. :(

>> No.8783080

>Psychic shapeshifting reptilian with hardcore shielding and gravitational technology.
Meh.
>Female
....Just as planned.

>> No.8783083

I have a motherfucking Atlas.

Fuck yeah.

>> No.8783085

I can dig.

>> No.8783088

>> No.8783091

The ability to speak in a Hollywood Russian accent and a gasmask.
Meh, I like it.

>> No.8783097

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.8783102

Do tech demos count? That would make me a pirate ship.

If not, I am an airplane with a death ray.

I am A-OK with this either way.

>> No.8783105

>Indev minecraft on peaceful

AWESOME!
Regenerating Health
ability to punch anything apart
build anything incredibly fast
Uh, jump up to half my height.


This is going to rock.

>> No.8783110

Fucking Shit, After spending hours playing Chaos Rising I fucked around for ten minutes as a level 1 in the Heroes of Norrath beta : /

Though I guess I'm a Valkyrie... Could be worse.

>> No.8783113

>>8783066
Heavy here.

You is good credit to team.

>> No.8783119

I'm a Russian soldier.
Does that mean I have no equipment?

>> No.8783123

>>8783073
i played minecraft so i guess we will team up

>> No.8783128

Well, the last thing I was playing was tower defense....

Wait, I can create gun batteries for five bucks each? BOOYAH!

>> No.8783129

>>8783000
Dissidia Tidus.

>>8782995
Man, why couldn't I have been playing Odin Sphere...

>> No.8783133

...Kirby?

>> No.8783138 [DELETED] 

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>> No.8783140

Wait.....I'm vanguard Shepard now?

...

Fuck yes.

>> No.8783144

>>8783102
FUCK YES, RAPTOR: CALL OF THE SHADOWS

That game was awesome.

>> No.8783147

Im the necron deceiver. YES!

>> No.8783151

A Troll Shaman

I'm okay with this.

>> No.8783167

So I have a semi-auto assault rifle, a rocket launcher, the ability to pick up ammo from all dead foes, Invisibility in regards to cameras, motion sensors, etc. and I can kill people with knives from 20 feet and fall any distance without being hurt?

>i'mokaywiththis.jpg

>> No.8783170

HELL YES! I hit the jackpot!

>> No.8783181

I just got the last piece of wargear in Dark Crusade as Eliphas, turning into a Daemon Prince.

AWESOME.

>> No.8783183

Fuck yeah, Jack Russel from Radiata Stor-

Fuck, my Armor consumes my soul.

Well, I have a once-holy sword that DEMOLISHES my weak-willed souls, Falvern.
Demonic full plate armor that slowly sucks away my health(1/sec). Demon Mail.
A feather earing that makes me run faster.
And a necklace that restores my health as I walk. Ialso have a GODLY powerful shortsword that was my Father's, and an awesome spear.

I regain health whenever I hit somebody, and I finally have LOTS OF FRIENDS.

>> No.8783184

I'm a draenei, brb shlicking forever.

>> No.8783186

Remember it just says

"You recieved the special POWERS and\or EQUIPMENT"

You don't become them. Just get their stuff.

>> No.8783188

Fuck, I was just jerking it to a hentai game.

I guess I've got the power of rape then.

>> No.8783192

>>8783073
This is what I'm wondering.

It occurs to me that I just played a spot of my Magneactor game from over in the retro thread, though, so I'm actually a badly-modelled tracked robot with a single claw arm which can push barrels about. Damn.

I'm surprised that apparently nobody is a robotic unicorn any more.

>> No.8783194

Hmm... I think the world is mine, General and Emperor of Yellow Comet Kambei.

>> No.8783196

>>8783170
They made an Ally McBeal game?

>> No.8783197

my forces are ready!

>> No.8783201

..Could be worse I suppose.

Shouldn't this be /tg/ related though? Last PnP session? Then I get to be dragon-blooded! Granted a trap.. but still. Like.. a thousand year life span and awesome powers.

>> No.8783204

You mean I'm transformed into a warrior tiger girl with great attack but shitty magical ability?

I always knew I'd go furry for Katt.

>> No.8783210

God dammit, I had to go and play pokemon after finishing up as playing a Hive Tyrant in DoW2.

>> No.8783220

Level 31 Frost-spec Mage.

Hm.

>> No.8783222

Score.

>> No.8783228

Phoenix Wright.

I'm a good defense attorney.

>> No.8783232

>>8783210
How is that a bad thing? A high-level pokemon trainer would own a Hive Tyrant.

>> No.8783238

>>8783201
I get to be a bard that can't keep who she is straight. Half the time she's a confident, lying man, the other half she's a cavalcade of minor roles. Sometimes she's a brother, sometimes he's a prostitute.

Or when I was STing, I'd be a superstrong Perfected Adept Moros.

>> No.8783239

I have pokemons.
THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE AT ITS NEW MASTER.

>> No.8783240

>>8783073
You can go out-of-body and view the entire planet, and give suggestions to people psychically, maybe?

>> No.8783241

Huh...

>> No.8783244

FUCK!
last videogame char I was playing as was a joe nobody tribal in Fallout2 xD

>> No.8783250

>>8783232
you could capture set tyrant :D and bam you found a new "breed" of pokemon

>> No.8783251

Yesss.

Dawn of War.

>> No.8783253

>>8783170
Damnit, if I'd had just a little /less/ restraint, I could have been this.

Virtual apotheosis? Yes please.

>> No.8783256

Apparently I can jump high, smash through solid objects and LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOOOOOOOVE!

>> No.8783258

>>8783186

My special powers include being handsome because I don't overcharge on rent, and convincing people to do anything I want by dancing for them. That count?

>> No.8783259

>>8783232
Haha, no. The only things that can quantifiably own something from the 40k galaxy is something bigger and meaner from the 40k galaxy. Everything else is homosex.

>> No.8783262

I am Mr. Blonde, an undercover Skedar warrior who will kick your ass with a Reaper, a Slayer, and a pair of CMP50s with the lock on mode engaged.

>> No.8783271

I'm... An omniscient Roman Legionary general who can issue orders to multiple units across the field with no delay?
Fuck yes!

>> No.8783275

I grow pink hair, get a shitty sword/gun thing, and can jump around and throw magic.

Nah, I think I'd pass.

>> No.8783278

. . .

God fucking damnit.

>> No.8783284

strangely, im ok with this.

>> No.8783288

I AM THE GODDAMN LU BU

>> No.8783290

I am emperore of all Rome of house Julii. My empire extends to all of Europe, the western stepps, all of north Africa, and the middle east. I comand 20 legions of the empires finest roman soldiers led by the worlds best undifeated generals. The world shall be mine for 1000 years. (quit Rome: total war last night after conquering the entire map)

>> No.8783291

FUCK YES

>> No.8783298

For anyone saying they're complaining about being a weak spellcaster, in a world that has no MAGUK MIZZLE
you'd still be able to destroy things, and level up.

>> No.8783303

Apparently I lose the ability to hold a gun and a flashlight at the same time.

But fuck yes, I can carry a shitload of guns, while wielding the BFG9000.

>> No.8783307

>>8783271
Actually, in RTW, the units address you as "Imperator," implying you are much more than a mere general.

>> No.8783309

people, you don't become the characters, you just get their powers or equipment, so no girl-boys

Also, I Played Puzzle Quest, wtf happened to me?

>> No.8783310

>>8783232
Hmm, come to think of it that way, not so bad.
Good job I was being a faggot and had Tyranitar in my squad. Fuck yes you awesome rock/dark godzilla thing.

>> No.8783312

A grappling hook that defies logic, insane durability and agility and Infinite Parachute Works.
...I can live with this.

>> No.8783314

Ah fuck. I was just playing Armored Core 4 for the past couple of days but last night my friends decided to bust out some Rock Band. Shit fuck shit.

>> No.8783323

>>8783102
Fuck yes Raptor. Had that on my hard drive for over a decade now.

>> No.8783324

So I'm Commander Shepard.
And a Biotic.
And a Woman.
And Gay.

I'm strangely okay with this.

>> No.8783325

>>8783238
What.

>> No.8783327

>>8783290

>>8783271 Here. Brutii called, Julii is a faget.

>> No.8783330

NAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAA KATAMADAMACHIIIIIIIIII

>> No.8783337

>>8783288
I'M GOING TO PURSUE YOU, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A REALLY FUCKING STUPID IDEA, BECAUSE I'M A BIG FAT DRUNKEN CHINAMAN WITH A COCK LIKE A BLUE WHALE

>> No.8783338

Im a LEGENDARY CHEEZE MAKER..... fuck

>> No.8783342

>>8782834
I'm Megaman? Fuck Year!

>> No.8783349

>>8783314
I'd say Rock Band has no characters you actually play as.

>>8783298
You'd also get their massive intelligence.

>> No.8783352

I am the marked one... well... Got a sawed off shotgun, AK 47 and a stalker suit...

>> No.8783354

Cool, I am now a collective hive mind of AoE2 Britons.

>> No.8783358

I now have parasite powers like Aya Brea

(P.E. 2)
I can cast fireball (3 at a time), and a very intense small area firestorm

I can heal diseases and physical damage on a whim. I can even drain it from someone else

I can shoot poisonous bolts of electricity and generate whirlwinds. as well as long range taser someone

and I can alter the very magnetic field of the planet.

>> No.8783363

>>8783354
Careful bro, you got some janissarys coming your way.

>> No.8783364

Wait..

No.

The last vidya I played wasn't Soul Caliber. I played.. that.. Sky Dungeon browser game.

I played.. I played.. a halfling monk!

AUUGH!

>> No.8783366

>>8783349
Wait so if I gained Lightning's attributes I'd become a bitchy, emotionally insecure train wreck?

Ok yeah, definitely fuck that.

>> No.8783368

>>8783352
maybe you'd be able to quicksave.

>> No.8783371

>>8783337
YOU BETTER START SAVE STATING

>> No.8783373

Oh hey, I'm a proficient female soldier/super agent now.

I'll join the military and kick some ass!

>> No.8783377

>>8783327
SCIPIO ALL UP IN THIS BITCH NIGGUH.
AY AY AY, IT'S TIME FOR THE REAL ROMAN ROLE-CALL. WHEN YOU HEAR YO' CITY, YOU PUT YOUR AQUILA UP IN THE AIR.

ARRETIUM
ROMA
CAPUA
ARIMINIUM
TARENTUM
SALONA
MASSILIA

FUCK ALL GAULS AND CARTHAGINIANS, PUNK ASS NIGGUHS THINK THEY OWN THE ALPS!

>> No.8783388

This thread just makes me wish I still had a copy of Vagrant Story.

>> No.8783389

I'm still lovin the fact that the majority of you are my food supply.

>> No.8783390

I am a whole Scaven team from Blood bowl.
Do I get all the mutations and feats they have?

>> No.8783392

imokaywiththis.jpg

>> No.8783393

>>8783364
What's bad about that? You don't become a halfling. You just gain the powers of a monk that can destroy dragons.

>> No.8783400

>>8782834
I know some people may kick my teeth in for this, but OP, this minor change makes this /tg/ related.

>> No.8783402

>>8783377
Pergantum here. I feel terribly left out.

>> No.8783405

>>8783364
GOD DAMMIT.

NOT AGAIN.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

>> No.8783414

...With the power of, my god hand, no evildoers will get past...

>> No.8783422

AWESOME

>> No.8783425

>>8783400
That makes me a maid. With MEIDO POWAS.

>> No.8783428

>>8783400
I'm a half-naked ginger ranger.

>> No.8783429

>>8783363
My longbowmen shit on their inferior range.

>> No.8783433

Good thing my Dragon Age character is the most overpowered class.

Time to bend the world to my will before I go insane from the darkspawn blood.

>> No.8783434

>>8783400

Fuck, now I'm just as skilled as a 3.5 Drow Ninja and I have a magical kukri.

It's like going from my last picture to this one.

>> No.8783437

So, I'm the Nameless one.
Shit.

>> No.8783442

>>8783170
I wish there was Iji porn.

>> No.8783447

>>8783354
Your britons are no match for my 40 something jannisaries with 5 preists and 10 bombards backing them up.
Every game. Always. people wait for me to do this. I don't know why they let me.

>> No.8783448

rolled 2 = 2

>>8783422
That image...
no, no, NO
It will come one day...
I can feel it.

>> No.8783449

Fuck year I'm Kratos.

>> No.8783450

Saints Row 2 Here, The goth leads the prephop saints to greatness

>> No.8783451

>>8783400
AHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YES!

>> No.8783452

>>8783400
I am hiver scum. :(

A charismatic as fuck hiver scum, but hiver scum none-the-less.

>> No.8783453

>>8783437
But you are namefag!

>> No.8783462

>>8783437
For the sake of awesomeness, you're a 'perfect run' nameless one.

godlike intelligence, wisdom, and charisma.

>> No.8783465

>>8783429
Range means crap when you die in one shot.
Also, have fun without walls.

>> No.8783467

>>8783447
Whatever, my 80 something longbowmen will make quick work of them.

>> No.8783487

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im sonic everyone hates me

>> No.8783488

>>8783467
>Britons
>Outnumbering anyone except the Holy Roman Empire
With what, their economy?

>> No.8783489

>>8783462
So, that means I can talk things out of existence?

>> No.8783491

>>8783330
Ffffffffffffffff-

Please don't roll up our planet and send it hurtling into the Sun, oh ludicrously overpowered one. :(

>> No.8783492

>>8783467
Good to see we have almost the same strategy.
Amass long range. Attack. Win.
You'd probably win too. Janissarys are expensive...

>> No.8783500

>>8783422

Back the FUCK UP....That picture is awesome!

>> No.8783502

>>8783487
Strictly, this is incorrect.

Anonymous hates you. And Yahtzee.

There are lots of people on the Internet who love you. And want to love you. Physically.

>> No.8783503

>>8783487

I love you, Sonic.

>> No.8783511

level 8 dwarf warlord... in desktop dungeons...

>> No.8783513

>>8783488
Half of all my unit cap usually consists of citizens.

>> No.8783516

>>8783502
I like sonic. for instance.

>> No.8783519

So I was institutionalised in an asylum and am an ex cop? (Call of Chtulu:DCOTW)

>> No.8783525

>>8783487
That's okay, I love you.

>> No.8783526

>>8783492
Ok, it needs to be said, and I'm going to say it. Whichever of you fields Cavalry of any sort on top of that other shit would win. It's not a crecy if both sides are shooting.

>> No.8783532

>>8783513
I do this, then once I have a good army, send the citizens in first, so that I can build a bigger army for a second wave if the first dies.

>> No.8783541

I'm a swat officer with a suppressed 9mm SMG, 90x rounds for it, a taser with 10 cartridges, 2x CS gas grenades, a flashbang, a stinger grenade, an optiwand, and three C2 charges, body armor, helmet with the ability to hack into my teammates viewpoints, and the super power to direct other swat officers to do whatever I want as long as I'm not STANDING IN THEIR FUCKING SPOT

>> No.8783543

I'm Jaden from Star wars academy. Thats cool with me.

>> No.8783544

>>8783526
hussars for the win! Well... the affordable and quick to die win.

>> No.8783546

>>8783400
I'm a Paladin with a sword that plays the A-Team theme song when drawn.

>> No.8783555

>>8783110

No. It can't be worse.

On that not, It appears that I am now WITCH SLAYER!

>> No.8783562

Derp, Killer Croc is great

Superhuman Strength, Impenetrable Skin (even to high powered rifles fired from a distance) Superhuman Speed and Reflexes, Regenerative Healing Factor ( bet Wolverine can't grow back limbs like me) and enhanced senses.

Fuck yeah

>> No.8783567

I am unbelievably OK with this

>> No.8783569

Hey, I've got...a Demonica. Goddamnit, I'm getting the goddamn shaft here.

>> No.8783570

rolled 6 = 6

Rogue Vanquisher, from Torchlight.

Sword, board, running around like mad, and heat seeking poison daggers.

>> No.8783571

>Just stopped playing Street Fighter 3
>Was playing as Akuma
OH FUCK YEAH, TIME TO GO RAGING DEMON AND HADOUKEN SOME MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.8783577

DA:O - i am now a fucking ninja rogue duelist wielding 2 axes and fucking everything up!

>> No.8783584

OPEN YOUR EYES

>> No.8783589

I was playing farmville.
Fuck.

>> No.8783590

>>8783571
AND PUNCH COMETS?

>> No.8783594

>>8783546
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfuaUTH9Y4

>> No.8783595

Turkfags, I propose an allience, together we our long range weaponry will block out the sun!

>> No.8783600

The last game I played was Advance Wars, and I played as Andy, Grit, and Sammi.

FUCK YEAH.

>> No.8783605

>>8783562

>bet Wolverine can't grow back limbs like me

Wolverine has, in the past, regenerated his entire body from a single scrap of burned meat.

Limbs are small time.

>> No.8783612

>>8783400
So I have super kung-fu skills and the elemental power of lightning? I am OK with this.

>> No.8783613

... I was playing fairy fighter...

>> No.8783615

>>8783595
Agreed. Our foes will fear our tiny 2-d pellets!

>> No.8783625

>>8783605
if you cut wolverine in two, perfectly evenly, would you get two wolverines?
And if so, which one is the original wolverine?

>> No.8783627

Garrysmod fuck yeah!

pheer my omnipotence

>> No.8783631

I'm a blind hallucinating @ who thank God has just uncursed removed my -3 armor...

>> No.8783632

>>8783615
OH COME ON!

>> No.8783640

>>8783605
Meh, head chomp, Logan is just meat like everything else

>> No.8783642

I just played ARMA 2....


No special abilities...

>> No.8783643

Ah beea lebel atey trollin' shammy mon. Ah be tinkin' ah be okeh wit dis'

>> No.8783645

...I have the power to jump high and kill things by landing on them.

Yeah, New Super Mario Bros Wii last night.

>> No.8783648

>>8783562
I have all of those, plus I can direct the world's military down on your head. In fact, was that a "TARGET AQUIRED" I just heard?

Also, my vision is augmented.

>> No.8783651

FULL ADEPT FEMALE SHEPARD

BIOTIC POWERS + WOMAN POWERS

HELL YES

>> No.8783656

I last played an MTG video game

so I get a planeswalker spark? fantastic

>> No.8783658

>you get: radiation poisoning
>a gasmask
>four pipebombs, five throwing knives, one knife, three guns
>probably a brain tumor or three

FUCKING METRO 2033

>> No.8783660

>>8783613

oh snap

>> No.8783662

Playing VtM:Bloodlines, as my Toreador with mex celerity, auspex, and precense, as well as 3 potence, obfuscate, and, fortitude.

Sweet.

>> No.8783667

Insect swarm, hypnosis ooze and a big fucking drill? I'm slightly more than okay with this.

>> No.8783669

>>8783648
Have fun penetrating my skin boyo. Besides, why would you ever play Deus Ex?

>> No.8783675

>>8783625
It's pretty much canon that if wolverine's brain is damaged severely enough he can't regenerate, the time where he regenerated from just a skeleton was considered an oversight and later retconned to being supernatural based.

>> No.8783677

First sentence out of my mouth.

Second is "Tali, drop your pants."

>> No.8783687

>>8783400
Special powers and equipment only? How the hell am I supposed to use this warforged attachment longsword?
Screw that, I'm a 10th level Warforged Bravura Warlord/Bard with a hat of disguise.

>> No.8783689

Jeez, S.T.A.L.K.E.R thanks. I guess I get bits of dead animals and a gun. Great.

>> No.8783693

>>8783625

You'd have to sever his unbreakable spine, but that's probably doable; I doubt it's entirely coated in adamantium since he's able to move and flex his back.

In a case like that, I think he'd just regrow his legs. Otherwise his dandruff would regrow, as would blood drops.

Though it might explain why he's able to appear in so many different comics at the same time

>> No.8783705

>>8783675
many human beings survive for long periods of time with only half of their brain.

>> No.8783710

>>8783675
There are so many glaring inconsistencies in regards to his healing factor. I mean, why does he only have one hand in the Age of Apocalypse if he can grow shit back? Little things like that kind of piss me off about Marvel and all the Wolverine wankery they have over there.

>> No.8783712

Counting proper games, I'm now a Vanguard Shep. GETTING FROM PLACE TO PLACE WAS NEVER SO EASY.

>> No.8783714

>>8783400

So, I'm a goliath monk with the Dedicated Strike ability from Player's Handbook 2...

FALCON... PAWNCH!

>> No.8783720

>>8783677

"Shepard, I'm not wearing pants. This is a bodysuit... and I'm also not wearing pants under it, wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more. Now give me your death-fluids, human."

Ahh Quarians. The only race you can literally fuck to death.

>> No.8783721

>GoW 2 Kratos
Oh my.

>> No.8783726

>>8783693
It's possible to rip him apart at the joints.
See: Ultimate Wolverine vs the Hulk (yes I know it's ultimate continuity, shut up)
He also jokes about the multiple comics thing during the skrull invasion, saying he probably has two or three doppelgangers running around.

>> No.8783732

>>8783689

Patent artifacts.

Get rich for discovering anti-gravity, radiation eaters, etc.

>> No.8783734

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.8783745

>read OP

Huh, okay. What's the last vidya I played?

>Batman: Arkham Asylum.

Ah-heh. Ahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.8783751

>>8783677
That visor is badass. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.8783753

>>8783693
>Otherwise his dandruff would regrow

And there's already a mutant whose power is to grow ugly clones from his dandruff, so that wouldn't be fair.

>> No.8783754

rolled 10 = 10

YOU MEAN I'M A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH DEM STOCKINGS ON AN ADVENTURE WITH POKEMON?

THE ROBOT UNICORN GAME 100000 POINT TRICK WORKS, BECAUSE ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

>> No.8783761

>>8783710
True.
I must admit, I preferred him when he took 2 minutes just to regrow an ear, and that to regrow bone his healing factor had to go into super charge which fucked up his sanity.

>> No.8783763

>>8783753
Nah, all the lame muties got killed off in M day boyo

>> No.8783768

>>8783710
I think they establish somewhere that if you suffer a wound from cyclop's beam, you can't regenerate it.
Unless that was only Mr. Sinister.
And in AoA, he lost it to the clops, so. yeah?

>> No.8783774

I'm... A Pokemon Trainer? With a Magby, and Rotom?

...I guess that's worth it.

>> No.8783780

>>8783768
So now he can grow shit back from an atomic explosion but not from a Clops beam? This is why I stopped reading Marvel. Also, they are now owned by Disney

>and nothing of value was lost

>> No.8783781

>>8783774
MY CYNDAQUIL. YOUR MAGBY.
MY PICHU. YOUR ROTOM.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, HIGHLANDER.

>> No.8783782

If I played Civ IV, what would I get? To be the Globe Theater or something?

>> No.8783790

>>8783532
I use them to set up castles behind my my army so that I have something to fall back on.

>> No.8783792

I'm Lightning.

>> No.8783793

>>8783753

That must be.. awkward.

"STAND BACK, MISS. THIS VILLAIN SHALL FALL BEFORE.. DANDROR!"
"..Ew."
"... THE RUFF?"
".. No."
"CAPTAIN FLAKES?"

>> No.8783795

>>8783562
Wolverine 'grew back' being torn in half by the Hulk and having the two halves hurled several miles away from each other.

>> No.8783803

I'm a WoW shaman.

So, I can walk on water, breathe in water, summon elementals, cleanse people from diseases and poisons, heal wounds, summon ghost wolves to obey my orders and rain fire and lightning upon my enemies.

And I can resurrect myself if I die every twenty minutes.

Badass.

>> No.8783805

>>8783763
>implying the Marvel universe was not far more interesting with a sizeable population of useless and/or ugly mutants

>> No.8783807

>>8783720
Still not following you here.

>> No.8783808

I am a necromancer with a nigh invulnerable army of the dead and a way to find more powerful magic

GO GO FISHYMANCER GO

>> No.8783814

>>8783677

No excuse, Shepard.
Takes like 20 minutes to go BUY a Dr. Pepper, and enter the code for a better visor.

>> No.8783818

>>8783792

So your power is? Tits?

>> No.8783819

>>8783669
Why puncture your skin when I can coat it in burning phosphorous? Or, hell, round of 30'06 through the eyes, unless you've got one hell of a set of cataracts.

But if that still won't do it, you're forgetting I've already launched one nuke tonight, and every military bot I've come across is now my bitch.

>> No.8783820

It is better to die for the emperor then live for yourself.

>> No.8783832

>>OP
Unreal Tournament... so uhh... I'm on a constant rush of PCP, skilled with every weapon, and I respawn in a random place on death?
I can dig it.

>>8783400
Well I DM... so I think this makes me god.

>> No.8783833

I have a phys gun and a toolgun, you all lose

>> No.8783837

>>8783790
stone is precious. I don't waste it on shit in the feild usually.

>> No.8783841

>>8783795
That doesn't make any fucking sense at all. I mean, so what there are 2 running around now? Or did his head just end up with one half? What about the rest of him, did it just decompose, or does it sit where it landed, never rotting because of his healing factor?

Shit has too many holes.

>> No.8783842

>>8783807

Dextro-animo barrier thing (she can have a seizure if she ingests his cum)

Also, Quarians have no immune systems. Anything fiercer than the crabs could put her down for a few weeks or put her to death.

>> No.8783843

>>8783400
I'm the charismatic face of a Shadowrunner team with fake IDs to almost everywhere, a pimp ass car, a pair of carbines, and a trio of safehouses in Seattle.

Shit, all my stuff is in Seattle.

>> No.8783846

>>8783833
woops I needed the gmod one

>> No.8783854

>>8783846
damnit!

>> No.8783860

Apparently I am now a scout robot who has an arsenal of weapons at my disposal. Fuck yeah Cave Story.

>> No.8783863

>>8783795
He couldn't grow back until he got the parts touching though, similar to how they used to book Deadpool's healing factor.
See: can't regenerate bone, have to re-attach the parts.

>> No.8783867

>>8783422
>>8783860
there can be only one!

>> No.8783871

>>8783720

So, a suicidal Quarian might swing down a human bar to literally go out with a bang?

>> No.8783877

>>8783863
So Croc vs Wolvie is a loss for Wolvie, seeing as how Croc, well, eats people and will probably just eat him piece by piece.

>> No.8783886

>>8783837
It's easily gathered.

>> No.8783891

I now have to potential to capture creatures with limitless possibilities for power. And be friends with them!

>> No.8783901

>>8783871

Quarian heavy metal band.

DEATH COCK.

>> No.8783910

Turns out I do. Thank you OP.

>> No.8783911

>>8783891
I love you

>> No.8783912

>>8783871

They could go down to a human bar, pop their mask, and eat some human food.

>> No.8783913

Plasmids + Wrench = God Tier

>> No.8783914

>>8783871
Actually none of that stuff is realistic. We eat foods made from ingredients that have reverse chirality to ours all the time.

>> No.8783917

>>8783886
Gathering, yeah... when you run out of stone mines on the map, what then?
When your opponent focuses early in the game on taking your stone mines rather than his own, to create a large stockpile leaving you with shit, what then?
Stone is more important than gold man. Gold comes for free from relics, atleast.

>> No.8783923

>>8783891

This picture is enough to justify the existence of this thread.

>> No.8783929

>>8783400

Awwww TIIIIIIIITS

Fuuka teach me how to be a halfling monk I'm no good at it.

>> No.8783934

>>8782834
Not sure if want.

>> No.8783936

>>8783842
>no immune system
And there I was under the impression that this Mass Effect thing was supposed to be less retarded than your average Star Trek episode.

Never mind. Just flood her with nanites to do the job synthetically!

>> No.8783944

And I'm Napoleon.
My ability is to be beaten by the english and to shit myself :(

>> No.8783948

So if I received the powers and equipment...

My last game was Heroes of Might and Magic III.

I now own a string of fully fortified castles, a large army, a vast fortune, and archangels that do my bidding.

And I possess vast scrying, spellcasting, and command powers.

Fuck year.

>> No.8783949

>>8783912

But hot human deathdickings!

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>> No.8783956

>>8783917
Then I would have to refrain from that strategy yes. However frontline castles are great if your special unit is good, like longbowmen.

>> No.8783959

But the weapons in Mega Man 10 suck!

>> No.8783964

>>8783944
To be fair, he was beaten by Europe as a whole. And almost took out England during the height of its empire.
Napolean was rather badass.

>> No.8783966

>>8783934
With enough patience, you can roll up the entire solar system.

JC Denton vs Killer Croc becomes academic faced against that kind of power. Hell, you could roll up the entire Tyranid fleet in the 40Kiverse, then see if you've got a big enough ball to grab the Eye of Terror. You have the most ridiculous power in this thread.

>> No.8783974

Oh shi- I get to be lucas! Pretty sweet, however I am kinda a bitch...

>> No.8783980

So now I have a profeciency with all forms of firearms and the abilty to shrug off harmful radiation by drinking vodka? Enh, could be worse.

>> No.8783985

>>8783956
Oh, totally. No body does it better than the Teutons though... those fuckers have some horrifying castles...

>> No.8783986

>metro 2033
>STALKER
haha oh wow

you guys are fucked

>> No.8783988

>>8783936

They HAVE immune systems, they're just very weak from having spent centuries living in hermetically clean environments (their flotilla). Anything from the outside has the potential to cause a severe allergic reaction.

And I'm not sure what the stance on nano-tech is in Mass Effect. It's kind of a touchy subject, if I remember the lore. But it would be prohibitively expensive to treat a single Quarian that way.

>> No.8784009

>>8783936
Actually they have an immune system but it is really weak. Even though it has severe allergic reactions to any contaminants which would indicate it is actually TOO STRONG.

Quarians exist to frustrate people.

>> No.8784011

>>8783985
True true, I just get anoyed by their teutonic knights, they're so slooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

>> No.8784014

Fuck yes, I am Vance motherfucking Stubbs

>> No.8784016

>> No.8784020

>>8784011
All the better to convert as they walk to your walls.

>> No.8784023

I uhh... was a DM on a NWN server last night. Does that count?

>> No.8784106

SMALL STEPS CORRUPT

>> No.8784131

>>8784020
Using missionaries to convert large parts of the enemy's base, army and workforce never stops being hilarious.

>> No.8784245

Black Orc: Blood Bowl
I'll let the next poster decide who I play for

>> No.8784275

Sweet, lvl 32 Cleric, my heal can kill undead mushrooms!

Pic related, not me but same game.

>> No.8784328

Sweet I'm a blackguard.

>> No.8784527

fuck year

>> No.8784676

Fuck yeah! Im Samus Aran!
Modular Chozo suit for the win.

>> No.8784756

Hmm. I can think of worse things.

>> No.8784764

Ahahaha fear my wrath /tg/
I'm taller than the Eifel Tower

>> No.8784824

Oh jolly. Now I'm a female moon elf level 25 fighter who fancies battleaxes, shield and fullplate. :D

>> No.8784848

>>8784676
Enjoy your arm cancer.

>> No.8784949

Last stand hive tyrant? Fuck yes.

>> No.8786505

Last one was my CO character. I'm now a guido-biker guy with super strength. Fuck you all, it's bitches and whores from now on.

>> No.8786507

i am the Lord of Plenty
...
i think my magic skills dont work of 4chan or?
When no so i go back and Wish me a army of Moods an conquer this thread!
and by the way i build a tempel for 400Gold in the near to become a good dominion in this.

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