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[ERROR] No.8751819 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

There should be Wizards of Metal.

I mean, it comes from Hell too, but is a lot more awesome than demons.

>> No.8751830

painkiller is about a metalized jesus, that makes it badass beyond thought

>> No.8751838

pic related

>> No.8751842

in b4 Brutal Legend.

Jack Black is a colossal faggot

>> No.8751848

"Faster than a laser bullet"

>> No.8751862

Did someone call for the Killmaster?

>> No.8751872

>>8751862
Wow, three whole minutes you refrained from shitting up /tg/ with that bullshit

>> No.8751909

>>8751842
Shut your whore mouth

>> No.8751941

>>8751909
Find one worthwhile person who likes Jack Black. His fans are just potheads and retarded freaks who still think that metal is some new thing that has to fight against society when every one of them is a manufactured singer.

Nevermind Jack Black himself is a retarded manchild who does nothing but spout MOTHERFUCKER like he just found the word.

>> No.8751943

>> No.8751994

>>8751819
If 40K models were this cool, then I would start playing.

>> No.8752008

>>8751994
Dark Eldar + Chrome

>> No.8752020

>>8751842
Jack Black is a manchild. There's a difference.

>> No.8752025

I don't know if I have any metal-looking wizards...This guy looks kinda like a metalhead, but that's not really the same thing.

>> No.8752043

>> No.8752055

HURR HURR METAL METAL ITS SO METAL METAL AM I COOL YET

get your fat sinking carcasses back to /mu/ like the rest of you retarded RIAA worshippers.

>> No.8752073

ITT: Long gray coaat, Twinkling bell..

>> No.8752104

Rob Halford looks a bit like Mignola's version of Rasputin these days.

>> No.8752189

>>8752055
If you don't like Judas Priest you shouldn't even be allowed to use the word metal.

>> No.8752199

>>8752073
Casting his shadow
Weaving his spell

>> No.8752231

>>8752043
I've seen this before, but I forget where...sauce?

>> No.8752247

>>8752199
Never talking
Just keeps walking

>> No.8752253

>>8752104
nothing wroung with that

>> No.8752268

>>8752189
>hurr if you don't like metal you can't say the word
Pucker up real tight and kiss my shit ridden asshole you dumb fucking redneck

>> No.8752323

>>8752268
How exactly does liking metal make me a redneck? Metal's pretty much spread worldwide at this point. Hell, a lot of the good newer metal comes from Europe.

But let me guess. You like some really obscure kind of music and feel the need to hate everything else because it makes you special.

>> No.8752373

>>8752323
What makes you a redneck is the typical American attitude of >HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE MY BRAINDEAD MASS PRODUCED POP CULTURE ENTERTAINMENT

And no, my collection of music is varied across all genres, except perhaps Polka, but I don't consider a genre of music to be a fucking fantasy setting that needs to be spammed on /tg/ because of some 13 year old's half-second long appraisal of worth

>> No.8752394

>>8752373
>failed greentexting
YOUR OPINION IS NOW WORTHLESS, FAGGOT. WHO WAS FUCKING OWNED? YOU WERE FUCKING OWNED.

>> No.8752402

>>8752373
>HOW DARE YOU POST SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE

FTFY.

>> No.8752453

>>8752373
Because anyone is dumb enough to listen to ONLY music that isn't mass produced. Live in a cave, make your own music with instruments made from pinecones if that's what you want.

Most music is massproduced at this point. Which means your crap is just as bad as mine.

Not to mention that if we're whining about modern stuff Judas Priest is probably older than the stuff you're listening to.

In short, you put pinecones in your asshole and call the resulting screams music since you feel an innate need to hate what everyone else has access to whether or not it is good.

Pinecone fucker...

>> No.8752488

>>8752189
Judas Priest, Smudas Priest...

>> No.8752498

It's like I'm back on /mu/!!!!!

>> No.8752502

>>8752453
>wahhh anyone who doesn't buy from the most popular bands is a degenerate barbarian
Yup, American.

>> No.8752509

>> No.8752546

>>8752502
hope you like your muslims Eurofag, cuz they sure as hell don't like you

>> No.8752552

>>8752502
> Doh, good sir, just look at these degenerate Americans! How can they be so foolish, for you see I only listen to sophisticated underground music for sophisticated people such as myself.

Elitist hipster faggots such as yourself go to /mu/

>> No.8752564

>>8752488
I would mock you for your feelings on Judas Priest but after your image I don't really have the heart to mock you

>>8752502
No, he who avoids liking something specifically because it's popular is a closeminded prick. Popularity has nothing to do with being good

>> No.8752582

>>8752552
There is a difference between "indiefag" and "desperately sucks the cock of the equivalent to Miley Cyrus in jeans and studded bracelets"

Not that you can understand that.

>> No.8752608

>>8752582
Yeah... but they're both faggots...

>> No.8752609

>>8752502
Part of growing up is learning to recognize those moments when you've made a fool of yourself, and quietly withdrawing.

>> No.8752610

>>8752582

There is a difference between listening to popular bands and "desperately sucking the cock of the equivalent to Miley Cyrus in jeans and studded bracelets"

Not that you can understand that.

>> No.8752611

>>8752582
Shut your fat stinking europissing mouth you stupid cheese eating faggot. You're a worthless piece of shit, and you should be glad we didn't annex you in WW2 when we saved your flaccid assholes

>> No.8752622

If you don't love Metal, just wait, we'll get around to killing you eventually.

>> No.8752644

I'm starting to think this thread is beyond salvation.

>> No.8752647

ITT a butthurt european faggot who doesn't understand that GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN HEAVY METAL is a genre of music so powerful that it can create its own genre of fantasy, better than anything some dumbass with an overly complicated name can write

>> No.8752649

>>8752622
Is metal the incoherent screaming about 666 DEVIL 420 UNDER MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN! that SoS listens to?

I only listen to internet music, so I have no idea what metal actually is, except that Jack Black may participate in it.

>> No.8752658

ITT /tg/ proves how awesome Metal is, and shows the worthless piece of hipster garbage from /mu/ why we are Moot's Favorite.

>> No.8752671

Guys, guys guys... we can all agree on one thing...

Jack Black is a worthless faggot.

>> No.8752678

>>8752649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXHnTKcjTL0

there, that's the OP right there.

>> No.8752679

>>8752647
>GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN HEAVY METAL
>Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden all from England.
Gah, must... avoid.... responding to..... troll....

>> No.8752688

>>8752671
I think he's fairly amusing, in an admittedly boorish Colonial manner.

>> No.8752695

>>8752658
Because Moot loves cohesive hatred on an epic scale and /b/ doesn't have the knack for that anymore?

>> No.8752710

>>8752679
Thats a fucking lie, Iron Maiden is from Ohio.

>>8752644
Go back to Gaia you dumb effeminate twat, if you can't take a little gruff from the internet.

>> No.8752728

>>8752695
We get shit done
we turn troll threads into civilized discussion
we provide EPIC porn
we house 40k, which is has facets on all boards

>> No.8752736

>>8752678
I liked it until he started singing. Oh well. My taste in music is about as FULL RETARD as possible, so I can't really judge.

>> No.8752740

You know what, fuck it. Love metal but hate metal heads. Thread reported, hidden, hopefully one day my metal brethren will stop embarrassing themselves en masse.

>> No.8752743

>> No.8752750

>>8752564
To be fair, I've been told that I've listened to the wrong period of Judas Priest (which would, however, include Painkiller), and that I need to go a little earlier. So I probably shouldn't trash Judas Priest until I check that out. I mean, I love Iron Maiden, but if I'd only listened to their newer (non-classic) stuff, I wouldn't really have that high an opinion of them. On the other hand, I broke my tail bone at a concert Judas Priest was headlining, and what are the chances that was a coincidence?

>> No.8752775

>>8752740
>implying that reporting does anything
>implying that the troll is right
Well, you're about as stupid as the europeans, but hey, if you want to hide all the threads and stare at an empty front page, you knock yourself the fuck out

>> No.8752786

>>8752710
You can talk like that to me when you start posting something intelligent, funny, or sexy.

>> No.8752793

>>8752750
Please listen at least to Stained Class. I feel that it is by far their best work, a darker and more serious album from before they went into full parody mode (British Steel onwards).

>> No.8752816

>>8752786
>You can't talk to me that way
Watch me, you cocksucking aids-ridden buttfucked prison bitch.
>intelligent, funny, or sexy.
Besides, I'm right, evidently.

>> No.8752825

>>8752679
Iron Maiden fag here: to be fair America had some good metal bands too. Had.

>> No.8752848

>>8752793
Stained Class? Okay. I'll check it out.

>> No.8752871

>>8752750
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RATEoDH9WiY

Try this. I actually own the old British Steel album. Words can not express how good this sounds in its original format

>> No.8752901

>>8752871
I gotta go, but I saved the link. Thanks for helping me out here.

>> No.8752918

>>8752825
German thrash metal scene here, not as popular but hitting as hard or harder (not to mention also functioning as proto-death metal).

>> No.8752923

>>8752750
When it comes to Priest, it's all good, but you absolutely must listen to Ram It Down. Also, Blind Guardian for the win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga-q0F7oWnU

>> No.8752968

ONCE AGAIN, /TG/ DEFEATS THE TROLLS, PROVIDES EPIC WIN, AND PROVES, ONCE AND FOR ALL TIME, WHY WE ARE MOOT'S FAVORITE BOARD

>> No.8752971

>>8752923
Dude, Ram It Down is a bit late considering what he was asking for, and was a mediocre album after Defenders and Screaming anyway.
Also, Soulforged? Man, get some 'Somewhere Far Beyond' up in this bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kioBCb3fRw

(Brazilian is good too, pic and Angra related)

>> No.8752992

>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.
>Also, Blind Guardian for the win.

>> No.8752993

>>8752816
You're new at this, aren't you?

>> No.8753029

>>8752971
Aint nothing wrong with Ram It Down or Soulforged, like with Priest, there is no bad Blind Guardian, I linked it because it is my current favorite song of theirs, and if I wanted to go big I would have linked Curse Of Feanor.

>> No.8753078

Metal is only good when the people making it are actually enjoying making it. When they're just doing it to make money, or because that's what the producer tells them will sell well, it shows. No emotion, no soul, just sound. You listen to Ozzy's early stuff, or anything featuring Killmeister as the bassist, and you can tell they're loving what they're doing, and the money is just a perk. The cookie-cutter stuff, Metallica, Manowar, it's technically well made, but it just doesn't have the heart that makes real music stand out.

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