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great warhammer 40k comic, or greatest warhammer 40k comic?

>> No.8672474

I lol'd. Where'd u find this

>> No.8672491

Slut Patrol says, "Hi, I'm actually funny."

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Subtle reference to Wounded Knee?

>> No.8672554

God. Fucking. Dammit. I shouldn't have laughed at that, I should have better self-control that this.

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>Slut Patrol

>> No.8672574

OP: It's on a blog called ThunderSpoons short stories of the 41st millenium or something like that. The dude that does the blog posts on my 40k forums. anyone else have any warhammer comics you lol'd at?

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I found it ages ago wandering the net...I would seek more of it but am afraid to type "slut patrol" into any search engine

in closing...THRILLER NECRONS!

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didn't turn out as bad as i thought

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/r/ing "What's it powered by?" "Prometheum, of course." "...oh." "Nah, I'm just kidding. It runs on COCAIIIIINE!"

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Slaanesh = comedy

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...is there a reason that last panel turns me on?

>> No.8672762

Cultist is our queen.

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40k comic thread is go!

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Cuz you're normal. Grats.

Here's more cultist.

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Might have something to do with this.

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These are great.

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/r/ing anything to do with Uncle Dardle

this is all I have of him

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God, Ultramarine X is a dick.

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Can't forget about "Lost in Space".

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I hope you all appreciate these because saving and uploading them is a pain in the ass.

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I dont get it. Why did he AWESOMEFACE?

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oldy but goody

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Fuck the flood detection here is like 30 seconds goddamn.

Makes me remember the good ol' days of DelayClose.

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Skipping 20 because it's boring.

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...That doesnt help.

>> No.8673112

holy shit this is like if they found a way to make the bastard child of megatokyo and ctrl-alt-del into some kind of mime with 40k face paint

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I like how the Real World 40k guy does womens' hair.

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the hell was that on the motor cycle?

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And that's all I got. There's a 29th comic but it's building into another "arc" and it's not funny at all.

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It was a squat.

Don't you know ab

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Is there a series here?

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Yes, but because it's by Mr. Culexus, he only gets like three strips in before his short attention span sets in and he moves on to another project.

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Oh hell yes. Trust Fucklaw to be an advocate of the best snackfood known to man.

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Fuklaw-kun! Fuklaw-kun! Is peanut butter on my celeryu heresy? nyoo~~

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Love, from Corea

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>you spin me round like a record


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What the fuck?

>> No.8673296


Wait, is that some kinda Korean comic? Do they like 40k over there? Can we make them stop?

>> No.8673320

That's not fair, there are good art from Korea

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Holy fucking asia....wtf is this??

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...y u do dis korea?

>> No.8673361

Leave it to Korea.

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What the hell.

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I'm impressed. That somehow manages to be mildly more disturbing than that picture of a woman actually fucking herself with a chainsaw somewhere further up the thread.

>> No.8673383

Well, that's it, internet's over, everybody go home.

>> No.8673384

Leave it to Korea to derail a thread...

>> No.8673386

>you spin me round (like a record)


pretend the heretic is an ultramarine, of which all marines aspire to be like

>> No.8673420

must draw squat on robot unicorn.....


>> No.8673421

>defeat Ghazghkul
>take his klaw
>refurbish into robo penis
Yarrick is now my hero.

>> No.8673424

Well, since this thread's derailed anyways...

Can a Techprist on a Thunderfire take a Servo-Harness? What about one on a bike?

>> No.8673430

korea is the new japan

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My favorite Advice Archon.

>> No.8673456

> on a bike
Fuck yes.
> on a Thunderfire
I don't think so - it would be listed on the Upgrades section of the Thunderfire Cannon if it were viable, if I'm not mistaken.

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lol, someone saved my Googly Dick picture!

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This is a close second.

>> No.8673493

The old delayclose flood of /b/ to kill furfaggotry threads? Good times, man. Good times. I miss that ol' thing.

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Well, I say that, but there are quite a few good ones.

>> No.8673499

Ok, thank you muchly.

>> No.8673506

Yeah, but at least they're funny, and the art is good.

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The humor is somewhere there, but under no definition can his art be termed "good." It's sloppy and technically poor. Doesn't stop him from getting a laugh, but he draws shitscribbles, art.

>> No.8673585

Don't confuse "I don't like flat-shaded thick-line cartooning" with "the art is bad". You need to go subject your eyes to webcomics and recalibrate your "bad drawing" scale.

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We doing an advice archon dump?

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I guess.

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Do me a favor, for a second, and go over to DeviantArt and search for "weeaboo shitscribble." Go on. I'll wait.

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hahahahahahahaha Nice.

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Here's the template.

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haha roll tide bro. thats completely random but i love it

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Looks like it works.

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I wonder if they COULD fit a Titan up someone's ass. Hmmm.

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I think it's a bad idea to give Creed something to prove in those regards.

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ROFL at Litany of Litany's Litany.

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>I-I can't...
>Just kidding!

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I'm thinking of going Iron Hands. Is this win?

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God damn, that would be awesome.

>> No.8674352

Note: Human flesh tastes much more like pig than chicken.

>> No.8674396

It's kind of game-y, too. If that's your thing, great. Fun fact: fa/tg/uy flesh would have especially good texture for eating because exercise is what makes muscle tough.

>> No.8674451

I have a two-point question.
First, why are the Iron Hands called the Iron Hands?

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Their hands. Are made of iron.

>> No.8674483

Their Primarch fought a critter that coated his hands in a kind of living metal, possibly the stuff Necrons are made of.

>> No.8674512

But vegetarians taste better because eating meat gives the flesh a sour taste.

>> No.8674548

Okay, cool.
Second: Why are the Iron Snakes called the Iron Snakes?

And hello, Nameless.

>> No.8674585

Uncertain, possibly associated with their homeworld fauna. http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Iron_Snakes

Afternoon, Crusader.

>> No.8674609

not sure about that, but I know that my ex-girlfriends pussy juice tasted better when she cut back on meats and ate more tofu

>> No.8674613

The Iron Hands add cybernetics to their bodies to make up for their shortcomings. The other chapters don't look on this too kindly, most of the time. They're the sort who'll listen to a Servitor's ramblings like the fucking gospel, because, to them, it is.

>> No.8674623

Because their first Chapter Master dipped his wang in a vat of molten metal to prove he was the manliest man in all of Space Marinedom.
Now all Iron Snakes perform this sacred rite of passage upon joining the Chapter.

And then they fuck the sororitas' frigid vagoos with their equally frigid Iron Snakes.

>> No.8674662

Our flesh, though augmented by His works, is still imperfect, and can never be as perfect as His flesh. Thus we rectify our failings with machines, for in the Omnissiah we may find the perfection that our frail beginnings denied us. Thus, through His mastery of the forge, He grants us perfect bodies. Who but a heretic would shun His precious gifts?

>> No.8674686

Well, that makes more sense, but considering how the Space Wolves being wolfwolfwolf, the Blood Angels being angelic blood-drinkers, the Ultramarines being "Ultra" marines, the Iron Hands having Iron Hands, the Night Lords being lords of the night, and so on and so forth...
...this one fits the setting.

>> No.8674753

Do the bionics come with warranties?

>> No.8674756

still waiting for the Golden Dicks

(Chaos Marines for Slaanesh)

>> No.8674760

They don't act any differently than normal Space Marines, so I'd assume so.

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If you consider a purity seal to be a warranty... then yes

>> No.8674799

They don't need warranties. They're perfect.

...of course, if they DO break down, you'd have to wonder about the craftsmanship. Or the creed.

>> No.8674800

If the holy machine refuses to function, it is thanks to an affront given by the flesh. No well-forged augmentics will fail their master unless their master first fails them. Respect the machine; treasure the machine; for through the voice of the Machine Spirit may we attain holy communion with the Emperor through His will that we call the Omnissiah!

>> No.8674819

Actually, what if that's what some purity seals actually are? It'd fit in with the setting, what with rampant ignorance turning technical skills (like reading legalese) into the realm of mysticism.

>> No.8674826

You sound like a MicroSoft PR specialist. "It's not a bug, it's a feature."

>> No.8674832

The thunderfire techmarine already comes with a servo-harness.

>> No.8674837

So... what if they get hit with a lascannon?

>> No.8674840

You sound like a heretic.

>> No.8674857

Then you have failed them by not putting your flesh in the way instead.

>> No.8674870

What if the machine spirit is a little bitch?

>> No.8674882

This magos has the right of it. Flesh can be regrown, or replaced with more holy machines. Flesh begets flesh with the same ease that vermin begets vermin or pestilence begets pestilence. Augmentics are unique. No two are alike, and no one, once damaged, can be truly replaced.

>> No.8674893

The human form is holy and perfect, granted us by the God-Emperor. I'm surprised the two creeds don't clash over this more.

>> No.8674896

All machine spirits are fickle and temperamental, but it is not our place to question their will.

>> No.8674913

Heh, you're kidding, right? Many chapters (especially those whose gene-seed is still mostly intact, like the Smurfs) see them just this side of heretical.

>> No.8674924

Aye, the form is perfect, but do not mutations prove that flesh cannot be relied upon to hold that most precious of forms? A machine-arm will never wilt with age; will never become inflamed with boils or full of pus; will never wither from disuse; will never become weak the instant you most need strength. What better way to preserve the holiest of forms, I ask, than immutable metal?

>> No.8674960

You forgot to mention that the machine's form cannot be copied and stolen by the foul Tyranid-xeno.

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I've seen plenty of AdMech who no longer have human form. All those cables and wires, mechadendrites like extra arms, hands replaced with multitools, you name it.

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Heretic! It is no longer the human form after mutation!

>> No.8674994

A product of improper care.

Those are ones who have come closer to the the Omnissiah in order to further assist his brothers, much like how a Space Marine changes his human form to become more like our God-Emperor.

>> No.8675024

And what more virtuous beacon to guide the imperfect into the Emperor's light than one who has embraced all the Emperor's ministrations, those of the spirit, the flesh, and the machine, the holy trinity of His manifestations?

>> No.8675050

We seek to avoid mutation, not embrace it. But it is clear you have made your decision. We will not allow you to interfere His work.

>> No.8675051

Do the AdMech have a concept of metal fatigue? Or do they just blame it on "improper care"?

Space Marines become LESS like our beloved God-Emperor, but they make this sacrifice with his blessing, so they're still holy. Just not perfect.

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Plus, our armor is totally badass-looking.

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It's a once off strip actually, it's about the inquisitor who is Commissar Raeges' boss.

>> No.8675080

Metal is immortal and immutable. Fatigue is a fabrication of the mortal mind. If you have concerns about the integrity of your sacred machine, consult a techpriest at once. Better to utter a thousand unasked-for Litanies of Calming than to suffer the loss of but one sacred machine.

>> No.8675094

See, this is an argument I actually care about.

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>dedicated to the Emperor
>kills those who would rebel against his will
>greater than a mortal man
>black armor
>look at the helmet
You may know this one. Is his devotion not clear?

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I would rather enhance my weak human form to be more like the Machine God!

>> No.8675243

If metal were as resilient as you claim, you would be unable to shape it into your holy machines. It is only because metal yields to you that you can gain its blessing.

>> No.8675280

He is a most holy warrior! Praise the Omnissiah!!!1100

>> No.8675297

Gentlemen, Gentlemen. Is organic life not but another type of machine? I Quote "Everything organic we know of is simply machinery, in one form or another. Tendons replace pistons; flesh in the place of steel; blood is simply biological coolant. To deny this and shun it is more than just Mechanicus orthodoxy – it is idiocy." Who says you are not both correct?

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Can we go back to which is cooler?

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I second his notion.
Why not embrace both our machine aspects?
I have done so for century's until my organics have all but failed. But I am determined to last, no mater how many replacement parts it will require!

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*Note keikaku means plan.

>> No.8675515

can someone post a page from the Ascension book that has the reference to Love Can Bloom?

>> No.8675723

/tg/, I am going to steal this (since I wrote a lot of the machine-rants myself) for some of my Iron Hands successor homebrew fluff. I feel like this thread would be a nice "techpriest lectures neophytes" sort of thing.

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I love you guys :3

In return for your dedication to the Omnissiah, I give you the one thing better than a servo skull sidekick.

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