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Tell me, how does it make sense for a low heroic to beat a high epic again?

>> No.8585568

0/10 and hidden. Oldtroll is old.

>> No.8585570

4rry status = told

>> No.8585573

this thread again.

>> No.8585576

you fail at minions. Deminionization, learn about it.

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O HAI I HRD THR WS PRTY?

>> No.8585619

>1d20+4 > 40
I love you, /tg/. Don't ever change.

>> No.8585746

>>8585619
Oh Edward, you silly nigger

Effects don't need to hit!

>> No.8585806

4rrys continually gettin owned itt

rofl

>> No.8585872

>>8585746
Oh, stupid me. I forgot that minions can be killed by sand.

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HEY GUYS, LET'S START SHITTING UP THE BOARD SOME MORE

>> No.8585925

>>8585901

OH GOD TIT PIMPLES

>> No.8586020

>>8585901
Thats the goal!
NO PLACE WITH 4RRY SYMPATHIZATION SHOULD STAND!

SUPPORT ANONTALK IN THEIR ATTACKS ON 4eCHAN!

>> No.8586060

>>8585901
OH GOD
WHERE IS THE NIPPLE
I CAN'T FIND THE NIPPLE

>> No.8586096

rolled 61 = 61

>>8585901
Sweet christ, that can't be natural.

>> No.8586128

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>> No.8586131

>>8586096
You're wrong. Her name is Anorei Collins.
And they really are that big.

>> No.8587619

4e FUCKING SUCKS

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>> No.8587795

good luck hitting it, with anything but a natual 20 you miss and then get one shot

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8587840

SHITTAN IT UP

YEAH

>> No.8587859

Attention idiots:
1. You don't need to hit, the power autohits.
2. You wouldn't ever see a lich vestige at level one. If you encountered a lich vestige, it would be a solo monster that would be higher level than you could fight. Rules are not a representation of an actual world, they are a method by which the DM tells a story. In a story where you meet a lich vestige at level one, the DM will not use a minion to represent it.
3. NNNNNNNRGH

>> No.8588000

>>8587859
>monsters change depending on the PC
>subjective world is schroedingers world, changes depending on if its viewed or not
SCHROEDINGER WAS WRONG
THE CAT ISNT BOTH, ITS ONE OR THE OTHER.
ABSOLUTES NOT RELATIVES

>> No.8588025

>>8585540
>licking flame

that sounds so erotic.

>> No.8588062

>>8585540
I am not a 4e player, what am I looking at exactly, and why should I be raging?

>> No.8588130

>>8585540
It doesn't.

/tg/ is essentially the battered wives of the rpg community. They have come to enjoy the taste of the shit twinkie that is 4e and they don't even remember the exquisite taste and texture of the filet mignon that was 3.5.

Now the most wonderous edition of DnD shall fade into the darkness and join its older brethren. While we who remain must endure this land of "powers" and "encounters"

>> No.8588151

>>8588130
/tg/? Liking 4e? I was only in /3/ for a few minutes and I come back to this? Son, I am disappoint.

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SHIIIIIIIT

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>> No.8588232

>>8588062

On the one hand, there is a lich vestige, a level 26 minion. Minions are mooks, cannon fodder. At level 26, you're approaching godhood level... so Lich Vestiges are pretty hot shit.

Basically, your level 26 party might have an encounter with some kind of Lich Lord, a couple heavy-hitting cronies, and a dozen or two swarming Vestiges. The party would mow the Vestiges down en masse, taking some hits in the process, while the Vestiges harass the party, provide flanking for the heavy muscle, and screening for the lich-lord's spellcasting. Minions have one hit point, to represent their mook-ness.

Meanwhile, there's a first level wizard's once-per-encounter power that, among other things, creates an area of flame that auto-inflicts 2 damage to anyone in it. The argument here is that any upstart wizard can kill near-godlike Lich Vestiges.

The problem here is that the concept of Minions and level scaling is RELATIVE in 4e. This is even evident in the DCs for common tasks, which go up as characters progress, so that forcing a door stays about the same relative difficulty. You simply -wouldn't- use Minion stats for anything like a Lich Vestige encountering a level one adventurer (assuming you were daft enough to pit your level one party against a Lich Vestige).

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>> No.8588259

>this thread
>implying that the Wizard would not be dead from 20 feet away due to Shadow Ray rape

Remember, this is a MINION. Meaning it is being LOLSPAMMED. The Zone itself is only 5 squares (origin square + squares up, down, left, and right), so that Wizard is going to be FUCKED if he doesn't high-tail it out of there.

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>> No.8588319

>>8588232
This is a reasonable response that showcases the design philosophy of 4e.

>>8588259
This is a reasonable response that assumes the design philosophy of 3.5.

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FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.8588405

>>8585540
Original post; do not steal.

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SWEET MERCIFUL EMPEROR MAKE IT STOP

>> No.8588585

>>8588419
Reported for cussing

>> No.8588660

>>8588585
reported for reporting

>> No.8589489

my anus is large
I can fit a donkey in my soe

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