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[ERROR] No.8535692 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

red robes that speak Latin tower and surround you

wat do?

>> No.8535705

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

>> No.8535712

I'M NOT TO BLAME

>> No.8535715

Get my gun.

>> No.8535719

I'M NOT TO BLAME!

>> No.8535727

I ask where the Hyena backup singer are

>> No.8535729

I perform the best song in any disney movie ever.

>> No.8535731

>>8535712

IT IS THE WITCH, THE ONE WHO SET THIS FLAME

>> No.8535733

Belle,
C'est un mot qu'on dirait invente pour elle

>> No.8535738

>>8535705
>>8535712
Stay classy, /tg/

>> No.8535739

I care less about finding a culturally-appropriate name and more about finding a name that feels "right" for the character.

Lady Belissica is a flamboyant drag queen witch. She had to have a fancy, feminine, unusual name. She *demanded* one, actually. ^_^ Her birth name is one of those long unpronouncable Aztec names with lots of Xs.

Goro the Monkey gets a simple, short name and a nickname, fitting for a kid who grew up homeless in Nexus.

Forgotten Purity Whose Pain Must Be Known is an Abyssal. 'Nuff said.

Silent Gale is an air-aspected Immaculate who, oddly, is rather talkative. The name was given to her as a puzzle for her to solve - she hasn't, yet. ^_^

>> No.8535749

HELL FIRE
DARK FIRE

>> No.8535763

IT'S NOT MY FAULT
IF IN GOD'S PLAN

>> No.8535764

IT'S THE GYPSY GIRL, THE WITCH THAT SET THIS FLAME

>> No.8535780

>>8535763
HE MADE THE DEVIL SO MUCH STRONGER THAN A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN

>> No.8535783

>>8535763

HE MADE THE DEVIL
SO MUCH STRONGER THAN A MAN

>> No.8535787

>>8535729
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1klLTb1rbE

>> No.8535789

rolled 100 = 100

"SOME MAY QUESTION YOUR RIGHT TO DESTROY TEN BILLION HERETICS."
At which point I will remove my battered lasgun.
"THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LET THEM LIVE."

>> No.8535793

THIS BURNING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THAT WILL NOT HEAL

wait.. I think I got my songs crossed.

>> No.8535811

NOW GYPSY IT'S YOUR TURN

>> No.8535812

PROTECT ME, MARIA
DON'T LET THE SIREN CAST HER SPELL
DON'T LET HER FIRE SEAR MY FLESH AND BONES

>> No.8535852

SING ABOUT HELLFIRE

>> No.8535885

shit my pants in fear and prepare for eternal suffering of incomprehensible horror

on a sidenote, darktower rpg y/n?

>> No.8535896

>>8535812

DESTROY ESMERALDA
AND LET HER TASTE THE FIRES OF HELL
OR ELSE LET HER BE MINE AND MINE ALOOOOONE

>> No.8535921

Anyone think Frollo looks a bit like Fuklaw?

>> No.8535928

What makes it not feel like D&D to me is that it stopped trying to make sense. The designers stopped trying to maintain a self-consistent world. D&D did not succeed 100% at this (or even 50%), of course, but it always tried. Now, it doesn't even try.

It's no longer rules for another world. It's rules for a game. Instead of telling me how Iggwilv tricked Iuz or how Mordenkain built the Obsidian Citadel or how a curate can animate a skeleton to guard the abbey's crypts, the rules tell me how to push a target creature 3 squares on a battlemat.

Put another way (since we just had a philosophy/Objectivist thread...), the rules specifically tell me that there is no primacy of existence but a primacy of consciousness. That is, the reality of the game world bends depending on what the characters do. If they are in combat, the characters can teleport or blast things with lightning. Outside of combat, though they might need lightning to light a fire against a blizzard, and though they might need to teleport across the river to save their gods' idols, characters simply can't do it. What they are experiencing - combat vs. non-combat - dictates reality, rather than reality dictating what they are experiencing.

So. Yeah. It stopped feeling like D&D to me when it stopped being another world I could explore. It was never a perfect world, but it tried. Now, it's just a facade. Who wants to explore a facade?

>> No.8535935

>>8535921
Cannot unsee.

HELLFIRE
DARK FIRE

>> No.8535943

>>8535928

WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A DISNEY THREAD HERE

>> No.8535967

>>8535921
OH SHIT!

>> No.8535976

>>8535921

I thought that was intentional...

>> No.8536018

rolled 64 = 64

>>8535921

>> No.8536035

>>8535692
Find the gypsy girl!

I'll find her, even if I have to burn down all of Paris!

>> No.8536049

COME MY MINIONS

RISE FOR YOUR MASTER

>> No.8536074

>>8536049
FIND HER NOW, YES, FLY EVER FASTER!

>> No.8536078

>>8535943
Way to go man a personal attack on me for saying my opinion like the OP asked, way to go mighty Defender of the 4e god.

>> No.8536086

set them all on fire

>> No.8536108

Courtesy of 1d4chan:

[Inquisitor Frollo]: Have mercy, my Emprah, You know I am a righteous man. Of my virtue I am justly proud.

Have mercy, my Emprah, You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!

Then tell me, my Emprah Why I see her standing there, Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?

I feel her, I see her! The sun caught in her spirit stones Is blazing in me out of all control!

Like fire! Warpfire! This fire in my skin! This burning Desire Is turning me to sin!

It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It is the Eldar girl, the Witch who set this flame!

It's not my fault, It's Tzeentch's plan! He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!

Protect me, my Emprah! Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell! Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone! Destroy the Farseer! And let her feel Chaos's flames Or else let her be mine and mine alone!

[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.

[Inquistor Frollo]: What?

[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.

[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!

I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!

Warpfire! Dark fire! Now Taldeer, it's your turn! Choose me or Your pyre! Be mine or you will BURN!

Emprah's mercy on me...

Emprah's mercy on her...

But she will be mine or SHE WILL BURN!!!

>> No.8536122

>>8536086
they spawned from fire

>> No.8536146

>>8535692
If anyone else asks about this, tell them I was just having some trouble with the fireplace.

>> No.8536180

>>8535692
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRO-M4XyAbM

You're welcome.

>> No.8536187

I think every song in that movie was epic.

I ASK FOR WEALTH, I ASK FOR FAME
I ASK FOR GLORY TO SHINE ON MY NAME.

>> No.8536188

>>8536108

>> No.8536197

Dude the whole damned thread is a opinion, get over it. I use that because for me it is a fact, maybe not for you but, a whatever. I was asked I replied many people read it and was fine but no the crusader just had to point out how wrong someone was that simple.

>> No.8536212

>>8535789
Natural fucking 100.

The Emperor is with you.

>> No.8536245

>>8536078
>red robes that speak Latin tower and surround you wat do?

>asking opinion on 4E

Wrong thread bud. This is Disney inspiration time.

>> No.8536268

>>8536074

(In the dark of the niiight)
(In the dark of the niiight)

SHE'LL BE GONNNE

>> No.8536296

This burning desire is turning me to sin...
It's not my fault!

>> No.8536334

rolled 65 = 65

>>8536212
Actually, the lower the number, the better. A natural 100 is very very bad.

>> No.8536392

Suddenly Mulan!

TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US,
TILL THE HUNS ARRIVE!

>> No.8536401

>>8536392
did the huns have an epic evil song?

>> No.8536409

>>8536392
HEED MY EVERY ORDER


AND YOU MIGHT


SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

>> No.8536448

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OoJ8yxBx-s

That's an echo gentlemen! Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry!

>> No.8536501

[Horus]
Once I called you father
Once I thought the chance to make you laugh; Was all I ever wanted...

[Chaos]
We send the thunder from the sky; We send the fire raining down

[Horus]
And even now I wish that the Gods had chose another
Serving as your foe on their behalf; Is the last thing that I wanted...

[Chaos]
I send a hail of burning ice; On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town

[Horus]
This was my home
All this pain and devastation; How it tortures me inside
All the innocent who suffer; From your stubbornness and priiiide...

[Chaos]
We send the daemons on a wind; Such as the galaxy has never seen
On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk; Until there's nothing left of green
We send our scourge, We send our sword
Thus saith we Lords!

[Horus]
You who I called father
Why must you call down another blow?

[Chaos]
We send our scourge, we send our sword

[Horus]
Let my brothers goooooo

[Horus and Chorus]
Thus saith my (we) Lords

[The Emperor]
My son, and my Warmaster; How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?

[Chaos]
We send the swarm, We send the horde...

[The Emperor]
Then let my heart be hardened; And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so: I will never let you traitors go...

[Chaos]
Thus saith we Lords:

[Horus]
Thus saith my Lords:

[The Emperor]
I will not...

[Horus, The Emperor, and Chaos]
Let your (my) brothers (traitors) gooooooo

>> No.8536516

>>8536401

No ::(

It's part of why the villains of that movie were so damn forgettable

>> No.8536541

>>8536501
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STOPauNzqQw

in case it wasnt obvious

>> No.8536550

>>8536501
Ok, wait, what song is this?

>> No.8536637

>>8536448
SIT DOWN AT MY TABLE

>> No.8536680

Well, my word. You can't honestly have a villain thread without ME.

>> No.8536703

Wonder why I was summoned by the AdMech.

>> No.8536721

>>8536550
The Plagues, from Prince of Egypt. Super fucking epic song.

>> No.8536728

>>8536680
go away Gaston

>> No.8536732

>>8536550
>>8536550

it's from The Prince of Egypt. fucking great movie.

>> No.8536758

It feels like i visited /co/

>> No.8536763

Well well well, what do we have here?

Disney song thread huh?

Oh, Just as I feared.

>> No.8536777

>>8536763

Good evening.

>> No.8536802

>>8536763
>Sergal
>Lack of "Good Sirs"
Feels bad man.

>> No.8536803

>>8536680

You are not a villain.

You are a Hero.

>> No.8536818

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4ySwoh27Q

UG YOU THRUE OFF MAH GRUUVUE~!

>> No.8536828

>>8536680

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>> No.8536841

>>8536828

Just as planned.

>> No.8536853

How did I miss this thread?.

>> No.8536888

>>8536841
>>8536841

nurgle's cooler.

>> No.8536900

Romani ite domum!

>> No.8536908

So everyone is posting their bests songs I see, ha ha.

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
These bad songs make me cry
They're ancient, they're ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might schlick my clit tongue now
If I don't die laughing first

>> No.8536946

WHEN I WAS
A GUARDSMAN,
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY

HE SAID,
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"

HE SAID
"WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM,
THE DEMONS, AND ALL THE FILTHY XENOS,
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"

FOR ONE DAY, I LEAD YOU,
TO THE ELDAR, AND TAU AND ORKS AND NECRONS,
TO JOIN THE DARK CRUSADE."

>> No.8536955

>>8536908
Oh look a worm that dance.

>> No.8536962

>>8536888

No he's not, he's warmed by the bloating corpse gases he's always makeing.

>> No.8536986

>>8536955
well I guess he know how to boogie.

>> No.8536995

>>8536962
>>8536962

Papa nurgle loves us. :)

>> No.8536999

Once upon a battlefield dreary, where I cowered, spent and bleary,
Within an Imperial bunker, darkly stained with dust and gore -
As I cowered, nearly shuttering, suddenly there came a sputtering
As some weapon quickly stuttering - firing at my bunker door.
"`Tis some bolter", I murmured, "firing at my bunker door -
Only this and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,
And the brightly burning bastions lit the horizon by the score.
Eagerly, on freedom drunker; - vainly had I sought to hunker
In this heavy Imperial bunker - with perhaps a tunnel in the floor -
A safe and empty fortress with perhaps a tiny tunnel in the floor -
Only this and nothing more.

And the mad raving howling of each distant Space Wolf prowling
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.
So that now, to the beating of my heart, I stood entreating
"`Tis some Space Wolf there repeating, firing at my bunker door -
Some common Grey Hunter rapid-firing at my bunker door -
This it is and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer
"Marine," said I, "or Scout, your attention I implore;
The bunker walls are thick - they are made of tempered brick
And your bolters do not nick the slightest scratch or tiny score -
Not a dimple, dent, depression, dip, scratch or tiny score -
Away now, and fire no more."

Then in the bunker slumping, presently I heard a thumping
A pounding - rattling many times fiercer than before.
And soon I began to screech - the bunker wall grenades did breach;
The very gods I did beseech as the ceiling fell upon the floor -
Through the wounds poured light which danced upon the floor -
Danced amidst the sounds of war.

>> No.8537027

>>8536999

Then at once it stopped the violence - I was left alone with silence
Confused, I spied the reason why the shells did drop no more -
For as I began to shutter, then with many a flit and flutter
a psyber-Raven flew through the clutter to perch above the door -
Perched on the two-headed eagle just above the bunker door -
Perched and sat and nothing more.

At this I grew more craven, for the talons of the psyber-Raven
Were all over covered with bright red blood and crimson gore.
"Wretch!" I cried, "Njal hath lent thee - into this fortress has he sent thee
So that remotely may he here be - and this bunker then explore -
Scry out my exact location and this bunker then explore -"

Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"

Then, methought, the air grew darker, the bunker now a little starker
For the uttered word brought terror as I had never felt before.
As for weapons, I knew I had none - no bolter, sword or lasgun;
No arms to stop the war's son fated to break soon through the door -
The blood-mad crazed assassin fated to break soon through the door-
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"

"Be that word our sign of parting, machine or bird!" I shrieked, upstarting -
"Get thee back into the fire-fight and here spy on me no more!
For as you came unbidden - I would otherwise be here hidden -
Leave my location in this midden - quit that icon above my door!
Take thy shining metal eye, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting - still is sitting
On the pallid two-headed eagle just above the bunker door;
His metal eye has all the seeming of a psyker that is scheming,
To have my guts lie steaming in a pile upon the floor;
And now all hope has left me, crouched here upon the floor
I await the Eversor!

>> No.8537055

As I browse through the minis of my local games store
I took a look at my life and realized I’m very poor
But that's just perfect for an fa/tg/uy like me
You know, I bought that space marine battle company
At 4:30 in the morning dice are rolling
PCs are dying the whole session railroading... fools
And I've been plannin and ragin’ so long that
Even my mother thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check
Got a codex in my hand and a beard on my neck
But if I finish all my painting and if you get Matt
Then tonight I am putting on my wizard robes and hat.

We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
I've done FATAL once or twice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
It's hard work in rolling dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We buy minis at high price
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

A local boy made a Mary Sue last week
I just approved it and saved my mad critique
I really don’t mind, I didn’t even rage
‘cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.
But I ain't never punched weeaboos even if they deserved it
An fa/tg/uy with a tool? You know that’s unheard of
I’m obese and smelly but have the best army
And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fools
If you’re here for stories, you'll be wrecked in tears
We have C.S Goto raping well known canon with shears
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We are just autistically impaired

>> No.8537073

>>8537055
There's chainfists, chainswords, and lightning claws
in our life hobby
Like Cthulhu Mythos
It's as grim an’ dark as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We're just fat and nerdy guys
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
There's no greater sin and vice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We all fight, by rolling dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

Hitchin' up a game group, churnin' out new content
Made a game on Sunday, soon I'll make another
Think you’re pimp at rollplay? Think you can roleplay?
I know I’m a million times more playa then you gay frey
I'm the neckbeard guy the young Gygaxes wanna be like
In the store day and night rollin’ paragon mad soulknife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, weeaboo, I might declare Exterminatus on your army

We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We’re all crazy max/min-ites
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We all dare to fantasize
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We’re all virgins who roll dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

>> No.8537107

Shan Yu's my favorite Disney villain, because he's not a Disney villain at all. He's an evil motherfucker. A song, no matter how awesome, would have just made him goofier. He's not the walking tragic flawed - THAT role belongs to that sniveling bureaucrat - he's just a badass who kills without mercy, but not without warning.

>> No.8537164

When the Mister "Good sir" Sergal says
A thread is worse then slag
You'd better abort the thread now
'Cause I'm the Sergalfag
And if you aren't sagin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the Sergal song, ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh, he's the Good sir Sergalfag

>> No.8537179

>>8537055
>>8537073

Fucking awesome.

>> No.8537181

>>8536908

...

Goddamnit, just when I was about to add that image name to my filter list, you had to go and make a Nightmare Before Christmas reference

Now I can't filter you anymore, Sergalfag ;_;

>> No.8537196

>> No.8537210

>>8537107
This post is full of delicious facts.

>> No.8537243

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>> No.8537301

[Ghazghkull]
I’ll kill da ooniverse!
Burn’s it, smash’s it, stomp’s it!
Tell me Yarrick now when’s did I last
Get’s a nice surprise?

[Yarrick]
Well, just open your eyes!

[Ghazghkull]
Look at all of dese wonders!
So much chance ‘ere for plunders
On a mighty fighitn ride!
Armageddon!
With kool, amazin rockrete pits
Not normal humie runts
An’ no weak punts
Or tribes of smaller orkish gits

[Yarrick]
Armageddon!
A wonderous place of giant hives
Where billions of souls
Live like moles
Never see the sky in all their lives

[Ghazghkull]
Never da sky in all dere lives

[Yarrick]
Unbelievable war
Orks coming on them like rain
Fighting, dying and much pain
Through deserts of blackened waste
Armageddon!

[Ghazghkull]
Don’t you dare leave dis place!

[Yarrick]
A hundred million fallen souls

[Ghazghkull]
I’s wants you to stay ‘ere

[Yarrick]
There’s so much shooting here,
And so much fear
I won’t ever leave this war-torn world

[Ghazghkull]
Armageddon

>> No.8537323

>>8537301
[Yarrick]
I think I am stuck here

[Ghazghkull]
Wit new fun chances of fightin

[Yarrick]
Everyday it gets harder

[Both]
I’ll chase you, gun in hand
Across this land
Let me share Armageddon
with you

[Ghazghkull]
Armageddon

[Yarrick]
Armageddon

[Ghazghkull]
Dat’s where I waaaagh

[Yarrick]
That’s where I stand

[Ghazghkull]
A fight at hand!

[Yarrick]:
On this black sand

[Both]
So don’t you leave!

>> No.8537398

Blake be Praised! I have been chosen by The Master to join the ranks of Manei Domini.

Gonna get some sweet-ass transhuman implants.

>> No.8537409

Well if I'm feelin' risky
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just stash a fur porn batch
to dump it all on you
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A rhythmic rhyming song text to add a little spice.

Ohhh

Oh, yeah

Ohhh

Ohhh

Oh, yeah, I'm the "Good Sir" Sergalfag

>> No.8537469

>>8536763
Hey sergalfag, you draw your own sergal reaction images right?

>> No.8537504

Maybe you've heard of a wonderful place
Where the Dancers of Ulthwe
Can safely come hide

Maybe you've heard of that mythical place
Called the Blackest of Libraries
Hello, you're there!
Where wraithbone can walk
And the warp can't see
But the dead don't talk
So you won't be around
To reveal what you've found
We have a method for daemons and outsiders
Rather like guardsmen protecting their hive
Here in the one true and only Black Library
Where it's a curse you were ever inside!


Knowledge runs rife in the Blackest of Libraries
We are the keepers of lore from all time
We like to keep it all hidden in quietued
Because it's too much power for just one.

Now that we've seen your corruption, sir

Tzeentch:
Wait, I object!

Harlequin:
Overruled!

Tzeentch:
I object!

Harlequin:
Quiet!

Tzeentch:
Just as planned...


We find you full of hate toward the Eldar
Which is the worst crime of all

All:
So you're going to hang!

>> No.8537581

"Stop shit posting
Or you must face the dire consequence
Everyone hates your avatar
So reported, post hence"

>> No.8537614

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff


"What are you going to do?"

I'm gonna do the best I can

>> No.8537645

>>8537614
+1 for Nightmare before Christmas song.

Also, if your the same sergal fag, nice rhyming with you last time around.

"(means die in a fire)" if that rings a bell.

>> No.8537670

Sergal

stop ruining my thread

>> No.8537682

Oh, the sound of trolling threads
To me is sex in the air
'Cause I'm a spammin' Sergalfag
Although I do play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
My live, of course, not yours, good sir
Now that'd be just fine

>> No.8537708

Sergal, stop fucking around in here. There are threads that need you more.

Zhakuvaan is back. Take care of this.

>> No.8537719

>>8537682
>my live
My life* you mean~

>> No.8537737

SANCTUS STERCUS, we have a bandodger! E-mail to moot is out.

>> No.8537743

Chinguen a su madre maricones de Disney, arriba la revoluciòn arriba Sergal!!! CABRONES!!!

>> No.8537754

>>8537670
here's how to get wyrm-thing out, anon

SERGAL-WYRM-THING, when's last time ottawa beat toronto in the playoffs?

>> No.8537781

>> No.8537784

>>8537670

Okay, in fairness to Sergalfag, though I ordinarily have nothing but mild disgust towards his behavior, throughout this thread he has been awesome

In fact, now I've unfiltered his file names just because of that. I know I'm going to regret this in the near future, however ::|

>> No.8537807

>>8537784
It's made of shit whenever it posts. I hope that moot wields a swift b&hammer, I just mailed him.

>> No.8537824

>>8537807
BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW

>> No.8537862

>>8537829
vete a la verga pedofilo

>> No.8537863

>>8537824
Hi there, sershit

>> No.8537864

"Furfeces you're so getting banned
You subhuman species."

>> No.8537870

Poor unfortunate trolls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be annoying
That one wants to fuck a dog
And do I help them?
No need!
Those poor unfortunate trolls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my 4chan
Crying, "Pay attention to me, please"
And I hate them!
Yes I do

>> No.8537873

>>8537863
No, señor soy el español de la ostia

>> No.8537897

>>8537864
Your absence has proven one thing, namely that your mere presence shits up /tg/ by a considerable amount. Learn the lesson, leave forever.

>> No.8537916

The fuck happened to this thread?

>> No.8537917

Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that I'm in
It's hopeless, not finished
Report me if you so dare
'Cause I'm Mister "Good Sir" Sergal
And I'm ain't going nowhere

>> No.8537946

>>8537916
Sergalshit.

>> No.8537956

>>8537754
Oh, don't even go there. You know half the reason for that is that the Leafs can hardly even make the playoffs anymore since Potvin and Sundin left. The Sens own the Northeast division. The season isn't over yet, Sabresfags!

>> No.8537973

>>8537870
Now it's happened once or twice
Some troll couldn't just play nice
And I'm afraid I had to report them to the mods
Yes I've made the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
Dealing with these poor unfortunate trolls!

>> No.8537992

The below is edited somewhat from the 1d4chan version:

Let's get down to business - to kill the Warboss
Did they send me gue'la when I asked for Shas?
When the Orks send Nobz, charging and Fleet
And we've got no AP 2
Mister, I'll make Shas'la out of you

Patient as a gun drone
But Deathrains within
If you aim your pulse rifle
You are sure to win
You're a Toughness 1, pathetic lot
With a BS of barely two
Somehow I'll make Shas'la out of you

I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye Fio who knew me
Boy, was I a fool to lose my Crisis suit
This Vre's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish I was behind some Kroot

(Chorus:)
Be a Shas
We must be swift as the scouting Tetra
Be a Shas
With all the tricks of the wisest Aun
Be a Shas
With all the strength of a Broadside's railgun
For we will never let the Greater Good down!

Time is racing toward us till the Orks arrive
Use my Leadership score and you might survive
Not even suited for the Dawn of War
Just pack up, ship out; you're through
How could I make Shas'la out of you?

(Chorus:)
Be a Shas
We must be swift as the scouting Tetra
Be a Shas
With all the tricks of the wisest Aun
Be a Shas
With all the strength of a Broadside's railgun
For we will never let the Greater Good down!

(Chorus:)
Be a Shas
We must be swift as the scouting Tetra
Be a Shas
With all the tricks of the wisest Aun
Be a Shas
With all the strength of a Broadside's railgun
For we will never let the Greater Good down!

>> No.8537998

>>8537956
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>> No.8538028

>>8537998
Laka! Waka laka waka laka heeeeee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0tTTGH4Xi4

>> No.8538040

I was about to try and make a Grimdark version of The Time Warp...

But then I realized that I don't have to change anything for it to work.

>> No.8538074

>>8537870
>>8537973

Well fuck me. I read that singing to the tune of the original song.

>> No.8538076

>>8537917
Sergalfag, why must you ruin being an occasionally good poster with shit like the macro furry shenanigans?

>> No.8538082

More from 1d4chan:

[Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron
Without a good war to wage
Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron
Even when frothing with rage
Every single World Eater was sired by you
Every man before you shall bow
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see how

No one's slick as Angron
No one's sick as Angron
No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron
For there's no man around half as hearty
Perfect, a prime specimen
You ask any Adeptus Astartes
And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in

[Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron
Had thick skin like Angron
[Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron
[Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron

Give five "hurrahs!"
"For the Skull Throne!"
[Kharn:] Angron is the best
And the rest are all boned

[Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron
Or ignites like Angron
[Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron
[Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry
[Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged
[Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy
[Angron] (That's right!)
I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage

[Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron
[Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron
[Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron
[Angron:] I'm espcially fond of obliterating
(Kablooey!)
[Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!

[Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants
So I'd fight with no fear or remorse
So I gave my legion the same nerve implants
Now they are an unstoppable force

[Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron
No one loots like Angron
[Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron
[Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!

>> No.8538095 [DELETED] 

>>8535691
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>> No.8538193

>>8538076
Because good sir, it is all part of my trolling essence.

But I digress, I think I run amok enough; to put an end to my presence.

But before I leave, here's a little secret, if you so chose to believe;

Wrote Fa/tg/uy paradise and be prepared.

But believer whatever you wish, I do not care.

>> No.8538198

SAVAGES SAVAGES

BARELY EVEN HUMAN

>> No.8538202

>>8538198
-Part 1-
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
What can you expect
From filthy little xenos?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
For them no tears we shed
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse

[Grey Knights]
They're aliens! Aliens!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
They're not even human

[Grey Knights]
Aliens! Aliens!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
Astartes to the fore!
They're not like you and me
Which means that we must be purge them
We must sound the drums of war!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Grey Knights]
They're aliens! Aliens!
Filthy xenos rabble!
Now we sound the drums of war!

[Eldrad]
This is as I saw
With their absurd ambition
The Mon-Keigh seek to conquer and destroy

[Caerys]
Beneath that armour plate
They harbour only hate

[Aspect Warriors]
Killing them shall be a joy

[Aspect Warriors]
They're savages! Savages!
Zeal and fervor blinds them
Savages! Savages!

>> No.8538220

>>8538202
[Caerys]
Killers at the core

[Exarch]
They're a lesser race than us
Which means they can't be trusted

[Eldrad]
We must sound the drums of war

[Aspect Warriors]
They're savages! Savages!
Now we march against them
And we sound the drums of war

[Grey Knights]
Aliens! Aliens!

[Brother-Captain]
Let's go kill a few, men!

[Aspect Warriors]
Savages! Savages!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
Now it's up to you, men!

[All]
(Aliens) Savages! (Aliens) Savages!
They are lesser creatures!
Now we sound the drums of war!

>> No.8538223

Horus: Be prepared!

Magnus: For what?

Horus: For the Death of the Emprah!

Ahriman: What, is he sick?

Horus: No you fool, we're going to kill him... and Sanguinus too...

>> No.8538230

-Intermission-

[Taldeer]
They're going to kill him at sunrise, Grandmother Wraithbone.

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
You have to stop them!

[Taldeer]
I can't...

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
Child, remember your vision-

[Taldeer]
I was wrong, Grandmother Wraithbone, I followed the wrong path! I feel so lost...

[Taldeer]
The auspex... The spinning arrow...

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
It's the arrow from your vision!

[Taldeer]
I was right, it was pointing to him! Sunrise...

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
It's not too late, child! Let the spirits of the webway guide you! You know your path, child, now follow it!

>> No.8538262

>>8538230
-Part 2-
[Taldeer]
Is there nothing I can do?
Can I make these soldiers yield?
Is it only death that waits
Out there on the battlefield?

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
This will be the day ...
(Let's go men!)

[Eldrad]
This will be the morning ...
(Bring out the prisoner!)

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors]
We will see them dying in the dust

[Taldeer]
I don't know what I can do
Still, I know that I must try

[Grey Knights]
Now we make them pay

[Taldeer]
Isha, help my feet to fly

[Rangers]
Now without a warning ...

[Taldeer]
Kurnous, help my heart be great

[Grey Knights]
Now we leave them blood and bone and rust

[Taldeer]
Spirits of the wraithbone cry ...

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors]
It's them or us

[Taldeer]
Please don't let it be to late ...

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors]
They're just a bunch of
Filthy, stinking

[Grey Knights]
Aliens!

[Aspect Warriors]
Savages!

[Grey Knights]
Daemons!

[Aspect Warriors]
Primates!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
Kill them!

[Aspect Warriors]
Savages!

[Grey Knights]
Aliens!

>> No.8538275

>>8538202
>>8538220
yesssssssssss

40k rendered by disney would be the BEST. ALL SIDES GET MUSICAL NUMBERS

>> No.8538285

>>8538262
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Grey Knights]
What are we waiting for?

[All]
Destroy their evil race
Until there's not a trace left

[Taldeer]
How loud are the drums of war

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors]
We will sound the drums of war
(Savages! Savages!)
Now, we sound the drums of war
(Aliens! Aliens!)

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
They shall all succumb
The rotten xenos scum

[Aspect Warriors]
Now we sound the drums ... of ... war!

[Grey Knights]
Of course it means the drums ... of ... war!

[Taldeer]
Is the death of all I love
Carried in the drumming of war?

[Taldeer]
No! If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too.

[Eldrad]
Daughter, stand back.

[Taldeer]
I won't! I love him...

>> No.8538480

I give this thread a 10/10

SAVAGES SAVAGES is now on my musiclist, as is HELLFIRE

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>>8535691
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>> No.8538753

>>8538285
They should be Deathwatch Astartes.

>> No.8538761

>>8538753
I think they should be saying savages! instead of aliens, because either side can call the others savages.

>> No.8538850

>>8538202
>>8538220
>>8538230
>>8538262
>>8538285

>> No.8538966

Bumping a glorious thread

>> No.8539295

funny post to get you guys going again

>> No.8539371

>>8539295
Well, Sergalfag's bothering sup/tg/, I don't know whare STALKER is, and I STILL HAVE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS STUCK IN MY HEAD FUCK.
This could be a while.

>> No.8539408

>>8539371
I'm sorry, whats sup/tg/ and try to keep the insults low, I'm new here.

>> No.8539435

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7sYaCxpscM

Who else could make robbing old people blind of all their life savings sound so agreeable?

>> No.8539437

Well, here goes nothing:

The biomass always tastes better
From somebody else's queen
You dream about going out there
Why must you make such a scene?
Just look at the Gaunts around you
Right here in the mycetic spore
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

In the hivemind
In the hivemind
Darling, our genepool
Just find something cool
And stay with our kind
On their planets they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we is feedin'
Spendin' time breedin
In the hivemind

Up here all the Nids is happy
As dey swimmin' through de muck
The Nids on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they Looted Trukk
But Nids dat Looted is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the Boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

In the hivemind
In the hivemind
Everyone who see us
They must want to be us
No offer declined
We what the Ork Boyz loves to fight
So you just keep our goal in sight
And you get the mind-dope
From our Zoanthrope
In the hivemind
In the hivemind
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Sit back and unwind
Even the Doom O' Malantai
Can sing an Eldar soul lullaby
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
In the hivemind

>> No.8539441

>>8539408
>>try to keep the insults low
AHAHAHAHHAAAAAA
you ARE new

>> No.8539447

>>8539437

The Lictor write the score
Carnifex build the decks
Mawloc play the rock
That shit totally wrecks
Hierodule bring the cool
The Trygon switch it on
The Genestealer just goes HURR
(Yeah)
Malanthrope is the dope
Broodlord on keyboard
Tervigon drawing pr0n
While the Gargoyle soared
Hormagaunt, Termagaunt
This their favorite haunt
An' oh that Biovore blow

In the hivemind
In the hivemind
Even Old One Eye
Can be a fun guy
Just pretend he not blind
What do they got? A lot of spores?
We got a whole bunch of hot Pyrovores
Each Venomthrope here
Give you a nice grope here
In the hivemind
Each Warrior here
Pourin' you a beer
In the hivemind
Each little Ripper
Keeps getting hipper
That's why it's hotter
In Tyranid water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
In the hivemind

>> No.8539449

[Cult Leaders]
By the power of Tzeentch...
Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...Malal...
Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...
Fulgrim...Khârn...Lucius...Typhus...
Mortarion...Perturabo...
Abaddon...Alpharius...Erebus...Slyte...
Fabius...Ahriman...
Tzeentch...Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...
Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...
Fulgrim...Khârn...Typhus...Lucius...
Malal...Slaanesh...Khorne...Nurgle...Tzeentch...

So you think you've got friends on High Terra
With the power to put us on the run
Well, forgive us if we give a chortle
You'll know what power is when we are done
Mortal...

You're playing with the daemons now
Playing with the daemons now (Oh, that's nice...)
Every spell and gesture
Tells you who's your master
You're playing with the daemons now

You're playing with the daemons now
You're playing with the daemons now
Stop this vain resistance
Embrace your true existence
Give in to temptation now
Pick up your powerfist, boy
You're playing with the daemons now!

[Chanting Cultists]
By the power of Tzeentch
Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh, Malal
Magnus, Lorgar, Curze, Angron
Mortarion, Perturabo
Malal, Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle...

[Cult Leaders]
You're playing with the daemons now
You're playing with the daemons now
By the might of Horus
You will kneel before us
Kneel to our splendorous power...
You try to keep faith
But you know we're right
And just to show we feel no spite
You can be our acolyte
But first, boy, it's time to betray
(All the way!)
Or your soul will be consumed, boy
You're playing with the daemons now
Playing with the daemons
Now!

>> No.8539490

>>8539295
Sorry for the wait, I was busy writing >>8539437 and >>8539447. Hope /tg/ approves.

>> No.8539499

Iz dis da real life?
Iz dis jus' fannasy?
Caught in a big push,
No 'scape from reality.
Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,
I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,
'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,
Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Warboss, just killed an ork,
Put mah dakka 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.
Warboss, waaagh had just begun,
But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.
Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,
If I's not back again dis time tomorra,
Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.

Too late, I gots shot up,
Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.
Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,
Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?
Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.
(Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork
Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.
'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,
Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?
Xenos! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.
Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?
So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do dis to me, baby,
Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!

Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,
Nuffin' really matters,
Nuffin' really matters to me.

Any way the waaagh goes.

>> No.8539540

>>8539408

Sup/tg/ is the archive /tg/ uses to archive awesome threads

Behold: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>> No.8539661

>>8539371
If it's any consolation, we also got "Under the Sea".

>> No.8539948

Bumping for the late crowd.

>> No.8541052

this thread cannot die! not yet!

>> No.8541095

>>8535692
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

THEN START BEATBOXING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

>> No.8541103

>>8541052
You've got like 100 posts. Chill.

>> No.8541122

>>8535692
Start running

>> No.8541374

>>8541103
Hmmm.

The Necrons need a song.

The Dark Eldar would get a song, but they've already got everything from Rocky Horror.

>> No.8541548

How has this NOT been posted yet?

>> No.8541558

>>8541095
thismanpromotehim.jpg

>> No.8542258

>>8535692
All these songs can fit on "Can love bloom on the battlefiel" storyline.

>> No.8542319

>>8542258
The Movie in OP pic is almost perfect for the story.

Frollo -> Governor Lukas Alexander or can be Inquisitor Frollo
The Gypsy -> Taldeer
The Hunch Back -> Assassin.

>> No.8542352

What about disney knock off with the awesome song
In the dark of the night or somthing

>> No.8542359

>>8542319
I would mix Pochahontas and Hunchback from Notre Damme. Perhaps with mulan so we can have the Huns as Chaos or Orks.

>> No.8542365

>>8542352
That wasn't Disney. Anastasia was made by another animating company. I forget who.

>> No.8542369

>>8542319
There is a man that can pull this off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w

>> No.8542372

>>8542365
Yeah it was a Disney Knock off.

>> No.8542387

>>8542359
So Taldeer can be both Mulan and the Gypsy?

>> No.8542402

>>8542387
Mulan, Gypsy and Pochahontas.

It fits SO well it hurts.

>> No.8542409

>>8542352
Got no edit on that yet. Would fit perfectly with Chaos Sorcerer(?) and a daughter of a planetary governor or something.

>> No.8542413 [DELETED] 

>>8535689
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>> No.8542420

>>8542402
...That fit perfectly...except for the Mulan part IMO cause she doesn't have to dress like a dude and she doesn't fall for her superior.

>> No.8542429

>>8542420
Mulan is actually an excuse to have chaos in it.

>> No.8542442

>>8542429
Oh. Right. So what's the setting? Kronus? Generic Hiveworld? Feral World? Craft World?

>> No.8542539

>>8538262

(Image (c) tyrantwache, DeviantArt)

>> No.8542566

>>8538230

>> No.8542592

>>8542566
Where is that guy from? Jurassic Park 1 right?

>> No.8542613

>>8542592

>> No.8542633

I think so. He looks familiar...

>> No.8542647

>>8542592

He's also Newman.

But forget about that, right now you need to be rewatching Jurassic Park. Right. Now.

>> No.8542665

>>8542633
I knew it! I knew I saw that face before some where!
>>8542647
JURASSIC PARK. NOW OPEN. Haven't watch the movies in years.

>> No.8542671

>>8542592
Yes. He's the douchebag who steals all the dinosaur eggs and then gets eaten after he crashes his jeep like a big stupidhead.

>> No.8542694

>>8542671
I remember that. He crash into a sign right? Then he get lost and eaten by dinosaur that spit goo or something.

>> No.8542755

>>8542694

Poor guy. Not really, I suppose, given how idiotic he was taking those eggs.


Out of curiousity, where'd all those 40K-ified Disney songs come from? That was brilliant if it was OC!

>> No.8542762

>>8542755
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting

/tg/ wrote most of them but the only OC in this thread would be.

>>8539437
>>8539447

>> No.8542773

>>8542762

Great stuff, thanks! Now I've got a wall of song-text to read through, if you'd excuse me...

>> No.8542792

>>8542773
Glad I could help.

>> No.8544873

Prince Ali! Mighty is he, Ali ababwa
Strong as 10 Space Marine men definitely!
He has faced the Zealoting hordes
A hundred Grey-Knights with swords
Who sent those Fools to their lord?
Why, Prince Ali...
Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, reality is what we shall tear,
we'll shatter the veil, so prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
He's got ninety-five White Scar mon-keighs
(He's got the mon-keighs, let's see the mon-keighs)
And imbues all with mutations for free
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to worship him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just feverish with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

>> No.8544888

>>8544873
Saved

>> No.8545386

CHAOS GODS
Were the Powers; were the best.
Were bigger and were smarter than the rest.
And after all the years we were repressed,
Were the Powers; were the best.
KHORNE
We romped on them; we stomped on them,
We blew them to their knees.
SLANNESH
Can we boast?
NURGLE
We drowned them and we pounded them,
TZEENTCH
And squashed them all like fleas.
SLANNESH
Now theyre toast.
CHAOS GODS
Were the Powers; we are strong.
We knew that we could beat them all along.
They thought that they could win, but they were wrong, wrong, wrong.
Were the Powers; we are strong.
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.
KHORNE
Oh, yeah.
CHAOS GODS
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom Boom.
Were the Powers; were the worst.
Were meaner and were so much more perversed.
Emprah had all the luck, but now is cursed,
Cause were the Powers; were the worst
NURGLE and SLANNESH
We trounced them and we bounced them,
And we pushed them off the edge into the void.
KHORNE
Whats a void?
TZEENTCH
And once the Golden Throne is truly mine
NURGLE
Its mine.
TZEENTCH
The galaxy will be destroyed.
ABADDON
Im getting annoyed.
CHAOS GODS
Were the Powers; we rule the day.
Well make the Emprah and little humans pay.
TZEENTCH
Well bury them beneath our feet of clay.
CHAOS GODS
Were the Powers; were okay.
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.
KHORNE
Boom, Boom!
CHAOS GODS
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.
KHORNE
Boom, Boom!
CHAOS GODS
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.

>> No.8548252

Bumping for the afternoon crowd.

>> No.8548260

>>8535692
Fuck, how'd they find me again?

>> No.8548336

>>8548260
BECAUSE THEY'RE IN YOUR SOOOOOUUUUUUL

>> No.8549210

HORUS:
I remember a time
When war was sublime
There was plenty of loot in the lair
We'd pillage and plunder
Descend down like thunder
With nary a worry or care
Then along came this Emperor
With his soft-hearted dream
But he ratted us out in the end
So rally the Marines!
We were meant to re-group
And return to our roots once again!
Are you in or out?
Gotta know without a doubt
I'm the one you need for a dirty deed
I'm the best, success is guaranteed
Are you men or mice?
Take a slice of my advice!
You want a fearless leader, one that's strong and stout
Better vote for me
Are you in or out?

>> No.8549228

>>8549210

TRAITOR PRIMARCHS:
We used to be smart, yes
Horrendously heartless
In ravaging raids, we were rough
We knew what we had
To be blissfully bad
Then the Emperor brought this sensitive stuff!
And we strayed from the path
Of our rigorous wrath
Now we're taking a bath in the dust!
But we'll reclaim our winnings
Our humble beginnings
In carnage and Chaos, we trust!

HORUS:
Are you in or out?
Double-crossers or devout?
Put your faith in me
Pretty soon you'll see
Chaos and carnage is guarantee
Are you foe or friend?
Here's the path I recommend
You want a ride to fame?
I've got the fastest route;
What's it gonna be?

TRAITOR PRIMARCHS:
We'll go robbing in all the right places,
From Cadia Jungles to Terra
Imagine the fear on their faces
When we drop to bring in a new era!

HORUS:
Come along, brothers!
Follow me!
Are you in or out?
If you're with me, give a shout (YAY!)
I'll lead you all the way
Into the glory days
We'll begin a life of Chaos that pays

TRAITOR PRIMARCHS:
Are you out or in?
Make your choice now, sink or swim!

HORUS:
You can stick with me, or stay behind and pout
What's it gonna be?
Consider carefully
Are you in or out?

>> No.8549247

I run around and steal all their gold while ruining their homes by digging random and arbitrary holes.

>> No.8550218

I rest high in a seedstained throne
In Lileath's wedding gown
I take doses all night long
Listening to ol' Doomrider songs

Now I'm stuck in the crimson Eye
I was just looking for a sexy time
I drew first breath and I went in dry
They've never had such a way to die

Mighty Slaanesh, are you insane?
Or are you just a normal guy
Who dresses like a butterfly
Mighty Slaanesh

I blew my load and I turned around
Facing every godling in that pantheon
His face was flame. His fist was red
He swung his sword and my hair was pierced

Mighty Slaanesh, are you insane?
Or are you not the divine ho'
Looking for a flock to blow
Mighty Slaanesh

Well, I guess that was the final straw
I pulled a lash from my Wonderbra
I killed him dead. I killed 'em all
And my peers finally caught me in the warpspace mall

And now I'm doing ten at a time
But I'll tell you one thing, Lorgar
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
A hell of a wife

Mighty Slaanesh, are you insane?
Or are you just an average guy
Who dresses like a butterfly
Mighty Slaanesh

Mighty Slaanesh, are you insane?
Or are you the god in lonely night
Waiting for his handsome knight
Mighty Slaanesh

>> No.8551381

>>8549247
God DAMN that game was frustrating.

>> No.8551497

This better be archived.

>> No.8551530

>>8549247

HAMMER OF NOSTALGIA

Thank you

>> No.8551586

O helga Maria
Du vet jag är en ärlig man
Genom livet går jag stolt och from

O helga Maria
Du vet min tro är ren och sann
Vitt skillt från simpelt folk jag har runt om

Så säg mig Maria
När jag ser på hennes dans
Varför rör hon hjärtat mitt just då

Hon känns alltför nära
Och hennes hår har magisk glans
Jag är förlorad utan att förstå

Som Eldar
det brinner
Som glöd inne i mitt skinn
Den Elden
Den hinner
Ta död på själen min

Inte mitt fel
Det som har hänt

Det är Zigenerskan
Som flammorna har tänt

Inte mitt fel
Det är Guds hand
Har skapat onska
starkare än vaje man

Jag ber dig Maria
Beskydda mig från hennes kraft
Och släck den elden som bränner och förstör
Förgör Esmeralda
Med samma eld hon själv har haft
Om inte hon är min tills dess jag dör

Som Eldar
Det brinner
Zigenerska, jag hör
Bli min nu,
Jag vinner
För annars ska du dö
Gud förbarma dig nu

Gud förbarma dig nu

blir hon inte min
så ska - hon - Dööööö!

>> No.8551596

>>8551586
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI7twbLmEoQ

>> No.8551628

>>8535729

THIS.

>> No.8551685

>>8551628
>>8551628

of course Hunchback is the best disney film. it was written by alan menken and stephen shwartz. they wrote wicked!

>> No.8554202

>>8551685
I think you're forgetting the best Walthammer 40K movie ever:

The Emprah's New Groove.

>> No.8554298

>>8554202

>> No.8554326

>>8554202

Whoppi Goldberg is the God-Emperor of Mankind in:

How The Emperor Got His Groove Back: Again!

>> No.8554339

>>8554326

>> No.8554533

>>8554202
I'm thinking...hmm.

The Emprah, of course, is the Emprah.
Ciaphas Cain as Pacha.
Amberley as Pacha's Awesome Wife.
Horus as Yzma.
Abaddon as Kronk.
Sanguinius as Theme Song Guy.
Creed as Trampoline Delivery Man.
Eldrad as Defenestrated Old Guy.

>> No.8554696

>>8554533

>> No.8554828

>>8554533
In his failed attempt to poison the Emprah, Horus accidentally turns him into an ordinary Guardsman instead.

Who would get to play That Fucking Squirrel, though?

>> No.8554857

This thread has been around for 24 hours. Just saying.

>> No.8554883

>>8554857
>NOFUN.JPG

>> No.8554956

totally a Rogue Trader

>> No.8554985

>>8535692
join them they are clearly space marine serfs, or tech priests.

>> No.8555168

>>8554857
ANOTHER DAY
ANOTHER DESTINY

>> No.8555565

>>8555168
CAN YOU HEAR THE NECRONS SING
SINGING THE SONG OF MAD C'TAN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE ROBOTS WHO
ARE GAUSSING YOUR BRAINPAN

>> No.8555937

>>8555565
WHEN YOUR BODY COMES APART
MAKING NEW SKIN FOR A FLAYED ONE
YOU KNOW YOUR DEATH'S ABOUT TO START
WHEN MONOLITHS COME

>> No.8556078

Well, what are you folks waiting for? Don't tell me that nighttime /tg/ isn't up for a little singalong!

>> No.8557026

>>8556078
Bumping again, to keep the faith alive.

>> No.8557278

>>8556078

it had better be. or i'll lose all faith in this place all over again.

>> No.8557851

this thread has been running for THREE DAYS

>> No.8557925

>>8557851
That's because it's awesome.

>> No.8558591

>>8557851
and lets keep it going for another 3 days!

>> No.8558617

>>8557851
>>8558591
The last epic one lasted for one week.

>> No.8562078

GREET THE NEW DAY

>> No.8565604

Praise the omnissiah.

>> No.8565947

How long has this thread been going for?

>> No.8566540

ITT:One lonely fag who sings a song nobody knows or understand.

>> No.8566623

>>8566540
Yeah, that's actually a fairly decent description of Frollo.

>> No.8568882

>>8565947
Not as long as it's going to, obviously.

>> No.8571403

So, anybody got any more songs to throw into the ring? We had some more Little Mermaid stuff in another thread that could go here...

>> No.8573108

Bumping, for Great Injustice!

>> No.8575690

New song for the thread: "Staying Alive"

>> No.8575701

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

>> No.8575719

>>8571403

POOR UNFORTUNATE SOOOULLLLLS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi4o2cG_SsI

>> No.8575750

>>8575701

WISE FROM YOUR GWABE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZz_dONpyVk

>> No.8576010

>>8535692
Give the tech-priests a robot unicorn and watch as all of their dreams come true.

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