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This is how tzneetch terraforms a planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU91POX33aE

>> No.8503098

>tzneetch
stopped reading there.

>> No.8503112

Shit song, obviously animated by that Brackenwood guy

>> No.8503122

Someone shoot this bitch for Heresy against the greatest Chaos God there is.

>> No.8503348

Yunno, I can actually see those things as flamers.

Huh.

>> No.8503352

Hay guise, I think there really needs do be a body of Chaossars weeding out this kind of nonsense. Dressed in identical coats in hats, only with Chaos emblems, running around with lasguns shooting ppl.
It would be most comforting to denizens of such worlds as have recently embraced the Way of Chaos.

>> No.8503353

lolsanity

>> No.8503367

>>8503122
>Tzeentch
>Greatest
o lol

>> No.8503384

>>8503367

What? You're just jealous that MY God gives me psyker powers and only occasionally changes my arms into things I can't control.

How does it feel having to shoot people with music, asshole?

>> No.8503396

>>8503384
Ecstatic

Plus I can also shoot them with buttsecks

>> No.8503406

they remind me more of those Tzimsce things from VTM Bloodlines...

>> No.8503412

>>8503384
It feels pretty neat, actually. Rending people asunder with raw sonic force is fucking sweet.

>> No.8503417

>>8503384
>>8503396
YOU'RE BOTH FAGGOTS

REAL MEN DON'T NEED TENTACOCKS OR PSYKER SHIT

>> No.8503436

>>8503396

You can't shoot buttsecks.

Then again...

it would be just crazy enough to work.

>> No.8503447

You know what?

I'm going Undivided.

>> No.8503454

>>8503417
That's right. Real men don't.

Hence why 90% of Slaanesh's chapter are traps.

Fap to us and you're gay for life.

>> No.8503462

>>8503417
Slaanesh is actually more brutal than Khorne.
You just kill shit. Slaanesh kills shit with -style points.-
For comparison, Khorne combat is like Mount & Blade on foot.
Slaaneshi combat is like Bayonetta or Devil May Cry.
Also sound cannons are bloodier than axes.

>> No.8503470

>>8503122
>>8503367
>>8503384
>>8503396
>>8503412
>>8503417
>>8503436

Why no love for Papa Nurgle? Papa Nurgle loves you!

>> No.8503480

None of this matters.

I explode people's heads.

WITH MY MIND!

Also, I get to engage in many nice acts of...

Just as planned.

>> No.8503485

>>8503470
Slaaneshfag here.
Nurgle is a pretty cool guy, too.

>> No.8503491

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwxjbF8vrJc
What Slaaneshi realm is like I suspect. 1:25 right about.

>> No.8503500

>>8503480
I explode people's everything with sound waves.
Also our guns are guitars. Or at least they were.
Choke it down, faggot. All twelve of them.

>> No.8503515

>>8503500

I would, but I'm too busy plotting the downfall of everything ever.

>> No.8503517

>>8503485
Aww you Slaanesh boys can be real fun to be around too.

>> No.8503558

>>8503500
>>8503480
ALL I'M HEARING HERE IS WAH WAH, I DON'T WANT TO GET MY HANDS DIRTY

SPACE GUITARS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T RIP OUR A MARINE'S SPINE AND BEAT A DOZEN OF HIS BUDDIES TO DEATH WITH IT

ALSO WE HAVE THE BEST CATCHPHRASES

>> No.8503560

>>8503485
How come how for Slaaneshi people always be all like that?

>> No.8503593

>>8503517
Oh man, more cushin' fo dat pushin.

>> No.8503607

>>8503558
You just mad 'cause Slaanesh kills in cooler ways than you.
Excess in all things, not just sex and drugs. Extends to PAIN AND BADASSERY. Also dancing and painting.

>> No.8503614

>>8503607
It's true. Excess can also be channeled through excessive grace and style in killing. Because if you're going to slaughter people, you'd better do it ~right~.

>> No.8503618

>>8503607

So...you're gay, then...yeah?

>> No.8503619

With Slaanesh you can be the little girl.

And that's all that matters.

>> No.8503625

>>8503558
Slaaneshis not wanting to get their hands dirty? Shit, I once saw a Slaaneshi whore rip out a man's spine and then proceed to insert half of it into her self and use the other half to rape the rest of her victim's squad to death, laughing and bellowing "SUCK MY COCCYX!" the whole time.

>> No.8503642

>>8503625
That is truly and legitimately a very cool story, bro.

>> No.8503647

The Robot Unicorn is Slaaneshi.

>> No.8503675

>>8503647
It's true.

>> No.8503777

>>8503619
Gotta have priorities, I suppose.
I'm out of quality Slaanesh images. There are like, none. Ever. It's horrible.

>> No.8503781

No, this is how tzeentch terraforms a planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ICcz6kXP0

>> No.8503794

>>8503777

That's a lie, hop on over to /d/!

>> No.8503815

MORE SLAANESH

>> No.8503822

>>8503781
Is the Emprah the faggot thing firing sugar cubes and making boring statues? Because that sure seems like something the Emprah would utilize to me.
And he'd definitely make boring statues all over the place and ruin cool stuff.
Because he sucks.

>> No.8503834

>>8503777

>> No.8503842

>> No.8503853

>> No.8503870

>>8503781
That was cool.

>> No.8503876

>>8503781
What the fuck did I just watch?
Whatever it was, I LIKE IT!

>> No.8503920 [DELETED] 

>>8503781
And this is how Tzeentch um.
...
Spends his free time. I don't know. That just inspired me to link this equally weird as fuck music video.

>> No.8503931

>>8503781
EMPRAH is forever a giant space statue in my head now

thanks a bunch, tzeentch.

>> No.8503935

And this is how Tzeentch um.
...
Spends his free time. I don't know. That just inspired me to link this equally weird as fuck music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqNSd-x1yEs

>> No.8503959

So, you guys want to continue being champions among men and posting summadat sweet Slaaneshi arts?
I'm out of quality but I still have some crummy stuff.

>> No.8503968

>> No.8503976

tits

>> No.8503990

>> No.8504003

>> No.8504009

>>8503781
>>8503876
>>8503931
Mother of God. Bio-Funkbot defeats Robo-God and brings life to existence. I am going to found a religion around this.

>> No.8504018

>>8503990
That's fucking rad.

>> No.8504031

>> No.8504043

>>8503781
God damn. Daft Punk, Justice, Birdy Nam Nam... The French put out some damn good House music.

>> No.8504054

>>8504031

...

>> No.8504063

>>8503822
No, that's how Tzeentch terraforms a planet.

Everything going on there is purely Tzeentchi.

>> No.8504086

>>8504054
don't you love mudkips?

>> No.8504093

>>8504054
Wait for it...

>> No.8504160

>> No.8504191

>>8504160
Yeah, she likes it.

>> No.8504276

>>8504191
who wouldn't?

>> No.8504304

>>8504276
It looks like it has about a foot diameter.
It would probably hurt like a motherfucker.

>> No.8504358

>>8504304
Only until she's all stretched out and gaping. Then nothing smaller will ever satisfy her again.

>> No.8505203

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