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Our Primarchs are better then yours.

>> No.8485172
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8485172

Feels good man.

>> No.8485184

He's no Roboute Guilliman

>> No.8485205
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8485205

Truth

>> No.8485210
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>>8485184
You sir are correct.
Hes much better then that lying faggot.

>> No.8485235
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8485235

>>8485210
ALL GLORY TO LORGAR!

>> No.8485244

Loyalsts: all duty, all the time.

Chaos: chillax.

>> No.8485248

>Our Primarchs are better then yours.
>better then yours.
>better then
>then

Your English however, is inferior.

>> No.8485265

>>8485167
Does anyone have the Motivational Poster with them that just says 'Bored'?

I always found it appropriate.

>> No.8485266

>>8485167

I forget... who does Alpharius belong to again?

>> No.8485267

>>8485248

Chaos rejects the False Grammarian

>> No.8485270
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8485270

>>8485244
Loyalists: SERVICE ENDS ONLY IN DEATH

Choas: LETS GET A PARTY STARTED LETS GET A PARTY STARTED LETS GET A PARTY STARTED!!!!

>> No.8485284

>>8485266
He fights the false pretend enemies of the fake un-false re-emperor.

>> No.8485290

>>8485248

Shit, thanks man. If you hadn't pointed out that single-letter spelling error I would never have understood what he was trying to say.

>> No.8485309
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8485309

DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE FALSE EMPEROR

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>>8485270

PARTY HARD
(PARTY HARD)
PARTY HARD
(PARTY HARD)

>> No.8485323

>>8485265

This question always bugs me...

What Do chaos lords, primarchs, whatever do once they've carved out a little niche for themselves?

Some are easy to explain, like Angron (hurrrdurrr I is angreh and everyone wont to know it hurrr)

And Fulgrim just gets his rocks off on pleasure..

But what about Perturabo? Or Magnus... doesnt seem to be much to do in the eye of terror except be generically evil bad guys that dont do anything

>> No.8485336

>>8485309
>death to the emperor's enemies
Wait, what?

>> No.8485338
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8485338

What has your god rewarded you with lately imperium?

Me?
Oh you know. Cocaine and sluts, the usual.

>> No.8485348

>>8485336
Alpha Legion says hi.

>> No.8485350

>>8485323

What do Chaos Lords do?
...........uhh..easy?


WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT

>> No.8485354

>>8485323

You are clearly thinking about this too much. How about a nice cup of Chaos? You'll feel better with some Chaos in your system, and maybe some skulls, spikes and chains all over your clothes and vehicle.

>> No.8485358

>>8485348
>>8485309
>>8485284
>>8485266


Black Library ruined Alpha Legion forever.

>> No.8485359
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8485359

>>8485167
Is this a "My primarch can beat up your primarch thread?"

>> No.8485366

>>8485323
Some of them are just constantly at war with eachother.

Lorgar has sealed himself in his massive temple planet to meditate forevar.

everyone else is dead.

>> No.8485374

>>8485270
It's all fun and games until you catch a stray bullet in a firefight, or get on the bad side of those more powerful than you, or falling prey to an ambitious usurper. Then all of your parties, your battles, your achievements, your hackin' and whackin' and smackin', are over. And your soul is eaten by a Chaos God.

Or, even worse; you absorb so much Chaos energy that you devolve into a mindless, insane, painfully shapeshifting Chaos Spawn. You're good only as cannon fodder, and you probably won't live longer than a few days.

Or, even worse, you're put in a Dreadnought coffin. And, unlike your loyalist counterparts, who consider this to be an honor and an extension of noble duty, you instead see it for what it is; an eternity of being stuck in a dark metal box, with no limbs and no way of getting out. You'll never be able to feel the kick of a bolter in your hands, you can no longer indulge in the sensory pleasures you once could. If you still have a mouth, you can scream all you like, but nobody's coming to get you out.

Being a Chaos Marine isn't really all it's cracked up to be.

>> No.8485380

>>8485359
Yes.

>> No.8485383

>>8485323
They're The Primarchs Who Don't Do Anything.

>> No.8485395

>>8485374
Its like being a rockstar
Life is AWESOME
untill you OD on C-c-c-c-COCAINE

I see no flaws with your argument, well said.

>> No.8485404

>>8485374

So... party hard until you die is worse than slave your ass off for the nazipope until you die?

>> No.8485433

>>8485358
Alpha legion is chaos. All this "Oh are they loyalist? oooh mysterious" bull shit is just the alpha legion gaining the trust of the imperium so they can LOL TROLLED HARD when they steal the emperors corpse and give it to slanessh to raep

>> No.8485438

>>8485366
I thought Magnus was still around... Because he gave Ahrimin the banhammer and said "Come back when you fix this shit nigguh"

Magnus is probably just relaxing and reading a good scroll.

>> No.8485455

>>8485374

So;

Loyalists: slave your ass off until you die.

Chaos: Party until you die.

Yeah, gee, being a nigh-unstoppable killing machine, powered by real live gods with total freedom to do whatever you want really isn't all it's cracked up to be.

OH WAIT

IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I DRINK SPACE WINE FROM THIS SKULL WHILE I HAVE SEX WITH THIS DAEMON MADE OF PURE SEXINESS ON MY JETBOKE COVERED IN SKULLS.

>> No.8485466

>>8485455
dont forget your cocaine

>> No.8485470

Hopes this copypasta works

I Lion El'Jonson Caliban Dark Angels loyal Alive, asleep within a secret chamber on the Rock..
II Deleted from Imperial records, authorization unknown.
III Fulgrim Chemos Emperor's Children traitor Daemon Prince.
IV Perturabo Olympia Iron Warriors traitor Daemon Prince, ruler of Medrengard.
V Jaghatai Khan Mundus Planus White Scars loyal Unknown, disappeared into the Webway.
VI Leman Russ Fenris Space Wolves loyal Unknown, disappeared into the Eye of Terror.
VII Rogal Dorn Terra13 Imperial Fists loyal Died in a Black Crusade.
VIII Konrad Curze/Night Haunter Nostramo Night Lords traitor Dead, assassinated by Callidus assassin M´Shen.
IX Sanguinius Baal Blood Angels loyal Dead, slain by Horus.
X Ferrus Manus Medusa Iron Hands loyal Dead, slain by Fulgrim and his head offered to Horus.
XI Deleted from Imperial records, authorization unknown.
XII Angron unknown World Eaters traitor Daemon Prince.
XIII Roboute Guilliman Macragge Ultramarines loyal Mortally wounded by Fulgrim currently held in stasis, rumored to be healing.
XIV Mortarion Barbarus Death Guard traitor Daemon Prince, ruler of the Plague Planet.
XV Magnus the Red Prospero Thousand Sons traitor Daemon Prince, ruler of the Planet of Sorcerers.
XVI Horus Cthonia Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus traitor Dead, slain by the Emperor.
XVII Lorgar Colchis Word Bearers traitor Daemon Prince, ruler of Sicarus.
XVIII Vulkan Nocturne Salamanders loyal Unknown, disappeared.
XIX Corax Deliverance Raven Guard loyal Unknown, disappeared, last seen heading for the Eye of Terror.
XX Alpharius Omegon unknown Alpha Legion Traitor One may be dead, slain by Roboute Guilliman. (It is not known which of the twins was killed. The reliability of this information is disputed, therefore it is possible that both Alpharius and Omegon are still alive.)

>> No.8485480

>>8485438

All the daemonic primarchs are still alive (except horus and night haunter)

They've been trounced a few times.. but like all daemons, they just come back

>> No.8485482

>>8485433

*brofist*

That's what I'm talkin' bout

>> No.8485484

>>8485470


More info on the subject in question is found here

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Primarchs

You may now thank me.

>> No.8485493
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8485493

Death guard and general Nurgle worshipers here.

Our women are better then yours in every way.

We like the way they look so don't bother with the whole "they look like crap"

They won't betray us so fuck you Tzeentch.

They know how to make us happy in far better ways then Daemonettes and make it never dull so fuck you Slaanesh.

And they never have that time of the month so fuck you Khorne.

And best of all, they truly and unconditionally love us.

How many of you can say that?

>> No.8485499

>>8485455

Game. Set. Match. Decision for the honorable Marquis. We now retire to the study for brandy, cigars and whores.

>> No.8485502

>>8485455

What wine?

>> No.8485503

>>8485455

also;
>JETBOKE

>> No.8485506
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Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.8485511

>>8485404
I believe you are referring to Him on Earth, the Righteous Master of All Mankind, and invoking Godwin's Law in the process. Watch your tongue, heretic. Don't blaspheme any more than you already have.

And no, being a Chaos Marine is not about partying hard. Khorne and Tzeentch have no time for this bullshit, and Nurgle has some work for you to do spreading his love around. Only Slaanesh is the real "party hard" god, and even then, you'll eventually become accustomed to whatever depravities you can come up with. So you'll be committing ever-more disgusting atrocities, while you barely feel anything at all.

And even then, you still have to go through Training from Hell. They have a job to do, and that job is to conquer the galaxy and destroy the Imperium. You think you'll be able to do that by "partying hard"?

When it comes down to it, Chaos Marines have a pretty shitty existence. They're not treated any better than Loyalists are; Loyalists, if they die in battle, are praised as heroes and martyrs, and are remembered in their Chapter's records for their heroic deeds. Chaos Marines that die in battle? Weaklings, and they deserved what they got. Why should we care about them?

>> No.8485514

Gentlemen I must remind you all that for every chaos worshiper that lives it up and all that there are literally countless more that get fucked over in the end.

>> No.8485515

>>8485502

Spess wine.

>> No.8485528

>>8485323
Perturabo he leads the Iron Warriors on occasion as a Deamon Prince, normally they raid fortresses, the bigger the better its all about the challenge. They are also sworn enemies of the Imperial Fists and thus hunt them down whenever possible.
Basic summary Imperial Fists set up fortress's, Iron Warriors break them down.

>> No.8485538

>>8485514
This.
Even the traitor marines get jack shit in the end unless they prove to be superior to thousands of others.

>> No.8485540

>>8485515
No, that's not what I meant, I mean, what wine are you talking about?

>> No.8485563

>>8485538
Then prove it. Ascend to greater Daemonhood. I don't think Magnus has done that, he's too happy being a badass and reading.

>> No.8485574

>>8485511
Yes
Yes
and yes

You nailed it right on the head.
Thats why slanessh is the shit.
PARTY HARD!
SPREADING EXCESS TO THE GALAXY SINCE THE 31st MILLENIA! WOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.8485577

>>8485563
No, he has. All of the Traitor Primarchs (except for Horus, lol) are Daemon Princes now.

>> No.8485584

>>8485511
>I believe you are referring to Him on Earth, the Righteous Master of All Mankind

That's what I said. The Nazipope.

Oh. I see what the problem is...

I meant to say SPACEnazipope. Sorry about that.

>> No.8485586

>>8485538
And even if some lucky bastard manages to prove himself better then all those thousands he can still get fucked over and turned into a chaos spawn simply due to the nature of the Chaos gods themselves.

>> No.8485592

>>8485577

except for night haunter

He dead

>> No.8485602

>>8485586
YEAH
AND THEN WE FUCK IT
IMAGINE ALL THE ORIFICES ON THAT THING

FUCK YEA CHAOS!!!!!!!

>> No.8485610

>>8485563
Prove it how?
I can simply point you to the thousands of rank and file chaos marines who HAVEN'T gotten any particular notice, boons or favor from their gods because they are not exceptional.
They are incomparable to the average cultist, but they are still fodder in the end, with inevitable death bringing them the reward of assured oblivion.
You can't party all the time when you are busting your ass trying to prove you are worth your god's notice.

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>>8485514

Yeah that's great, I bet not having fun it just the bee's knees. Who needs excitement when you have a nice safe rock to hide under and do nothing forever.

"hyuk, hyuk, boy those kids sure are stupid, smoking pot and drinking alcohol and driving fast with topless chicks riding their cocks. Unlike me who doesn't do anything and will naturally live a much better life because of this big ol'd stick up my ass."

>> No.8485620

>>8485511
>Chaos Marines that die in battle? Weaklings, and they deserved what they got. Why should we care about them?

Not really Chaos Marine is measured by his deeds. Sure they treat slaves and traitor guard that way, but if someone gets touched by a demon they are held in a place of honor and in the legions, actions speak louder than title. If you do something well in battle you are guaranteed to be put on the fast track to success.

>> No.8485624

>>8485540

SPESS wine

>> No.8485627

>>8485577
Huh, that's some shenanigans. I just wanna see Magnus as a bad ass, walk out onto the field and be like "Freeze bitches" and time stops, and he proceeds to turn everyone's weapon backwards, so that they fire on themselves. Then, he goes, unfreezes, lawls profusely, and gives Tzeentch a high five.

>> No.8485637

>>8485624
BUT HOW ARE YOU KEEPING IT IN THE SKULL?! EXPLAIN THAT!!!

>> No.8485647

>>8485627
Magnus hates Tzeentch for fucking up his legion I think.

>> No.8485653

...and I'm all like, their beter than yours, damn right...

>> No.8485659

>>8485647
Everything was "just as planned." Remember?

>> No.8485661

>>8485511

>Blah blah blah blah blah, oh I know Cathy, those loose girls may look like they're having fun. What with there "smoking" and their "rock and roll" but did you know they are all miserable inside? Yup! It's true. So don't even THINK about having any fun or you will DIE.

>> No.8485664

>>8485620
You know, Chaos Marines aren't that much different from their Loyalist counterparts if you really think about it...

The only difference is that they slave their asses off for the Chaos Gods rather than the Emperor. They just trade one master (who is at least polite enough not to mutate you out of your mind) for another (who... isn't).

>> No.8485673

>>8485647
Ahrimin did that. The Rubric of Ahrimin. He may have been pissed at Tzeentch for a little while, because it was his will that caused it, but in the end, that's still his patron god. Gotta luv ur daddy one day.

>> No.8485680

>>8485637

SPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8485682
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8485682

Eres la chica más bonita en este bar aunque eres travestí!!!!

WOOP WOOP

>> No.8485685

>>8485664
Your forgetting in the chaos legions they use "slaves."
In the Imperium there called conscripts.

>> No.8485692

>>8485637

You turn the skull upside down.

>> No.8485695

>>8485673
Magnus still resents Tzeentch to the fullest, last I knew.

>> No.8485709

>>8485685
Exactly my point. Same thing, different name.

>> No.8485712

>>8485664
Mutate me an extra penis any day

>> No.8485713

>>8485692
Eye sockets.

>> No.8485722
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8485722

Problem, Imperium?

>> No.8485730

>>8485712

unfortunately, that penis is more likely to replace your frontal lobe than anything else

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>>8485722
Oh, no. No problem at all.

Not for us, at any rate.

>> No.8485733

>>8485664
Part of me thinks the worst nightmare you could ever force a chaos marine to endure is to completely cut him off from the warp. I mean completely. That way he is left with the worst company of all. Himself. And with only his thoughts he will realize what a joke his fight against the Imperium and everything else is. he will realize what he is, a foolish freak, who traded one leash for another.

>> No.8485738

>>8485713
Upside down and tilted. They don't teach you Boyz very well do they?

>> No.8485739

>>8485730
WOOOOOOOOO YEAH
CHAOSSSSS
GIVE ME A PENIS BRAIN

>> No.8485741

>>8485713

That you drink the delicious spess whine from. You worry too much. A little bit of Chaos and you'll be able to figure these things out on your own. Try it kid, first heresy is free...

>> No.8485744
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>Chaos is bad news, Boys and Girls. I know this because I am expert on such things.

>> No.8485756

>>8485733
Id rather have a cocaine leash than a spacebrorine leash

>> No.8485760

>>8485738
In that case, hand me a skull with space wine in it and make it snappy.

With a curly straw in the eye socket.

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>>8485738
Wot Boyz you talkin' about, 'umie?

>> No.8485764

>>8485733

Happened to the main character of Dark Disciple.

Some serious doubting to be had, but he was strong-willed.
I immagine some of the weaker fucks to have serious doubts.

>> No.8485772

>>8485733

U Srs

>> No.8485779

>>8485741
Sure, the first one is free. But the many, many others to come will cost you dearly.

>> No.8485780
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First Heresy is best heresy.

>> No.8485785
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>>8485762
Deze boyz.

>> No.8485797
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>>8485779

YEAH MAN, SHIT'S EXPENSIVE

GOOD THING I DON'T WORK LIKE SOME CHUMP

>> No.8485799

>>8485733
>Part of me thinks the worst nightmare you could ever force a loyalist to endure is to completely cut him off from the inquisitors who tell him what to think and when. I mean completely. That way he is left with the worst company of all. Himself. And with only his thoughts he will realize what a joke his fight for the Imperium and a dried up peace of beef jerky plugged into a chair, he will realize what he is, a foolish drone, who never had the balls to question the orders he was given or think for himself.

There. I fixed it for you.

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>> No.8485806

>>8485733
Wow...your not even trying are you, the only way to cut someone off from the warp is too remove there soul in which case they become a blank which is an emotionless being so he wouldn't care about anything. Granted chaos hates blanks, but if the imperium new how to create them they wouldn't be using it on heretics they would be using it to create anti-deamon weapons.

>> No.8485814 [DELETED] 

>>8485799
>implying that Inquisitors have the authority to tell Space Marines what to do

>> No.8485836

>>8485814
Nigga ain't read his fluff. It's happened in a few books.

>> No.8485837 [DELETED] 

>>8485814
>Implying death watch doesn't exist.

>> No.8485841

>>8485733
Actually the worst fate is too be stuck inside a dreadnought, its even explained in the codex.

>> No.8485843 [DELETED] 

>>8485814

>Implying penissayswhat

>> No.8485844 [DELETED] 

>>8485814
>implying I implied anything that had an implication the I did not mean to imply for you to infer

>> No.8485855

>Inferring space wine doesn't sit perfectly inside a skull.

>> No.8485861
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8485861

So who wants to join Papa Nurgle's happy family? We can't promise you'll look great but we can promise that you'll feel great. And in the end isn't that all that matters?

>> No.8485866

>>8485814
They are the highest authority in the Imperium and answer directly to the lords of terra.

The only one that could deny their request would be the chapter master, and he would have some explaining to do afterwards

>> No.8485869

>>8485836
I think its even talked about in the actual game materials somewhere. The Inquisition will route whole chapters if they want to.

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>>8485861
FUCK YOU ILL TAKE MY DEMONETTES AND GO THANK YOU VERY MUCH

>> No.8485886
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8485886

You know, Chaos would not be so bad. I can either die for the man stuck on the throne, or die for a bunch of fickle chaos gods that do not care about me.

perhaps This comparison between gods is not best. Speaking from battlefield experience, I have seen bloodletter and berserker charges wipe bloody swathes through my comrades.

BUT, then they meet the tanks. My loyalities lie to the side that has the most tanks. Thus far, the imperium seems to work the best.

I don't care what the fuck kind of daemons or gods you have on your side, I have tanks on mine.

>> No.8485889

>>8485879

Dont you mean Daemotrapps?

>> No.8485891

>>8485879

I think your daemonette is defective. It's got an unusually enlarged clitoris and is filled with mustard

>> No.8485896
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Lets see how long the other gods last with no TOILETS

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>>8485879
We thought you might say that so we had her infected with pappy's Rot.

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>>8485855
The real reason why Khorne is gathering skulls.

>> No.8485915

>>8485886
Clearly you've never met a Greater Daemon.
Shit eats tanks for breakfast.

>> No.8485923

>>8485869
And then the likes of the Space Wolves will tell the Inquisition exactly where to stick it.

>> No.8485932

>>8485923

Space Wolves are heretic mutants with mad deception skills.

>> No.8485933

>>8485902
SHE CAN ROT ALL SHE WANTS I GOT LIKE 30 EXTRA DICKS
*high five slanessh*

>> No.8485946

>>8485869
Inquisition will destroy entire chapters if they feel like being dicks - see Celestial Lions for reference.

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>>8485933
You do realize that means you're infected as well?

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>>8485915
That's what grey knights are for, my very heretical friend.

We also have plenty more tanks where that came from. Point enough dakka at them and they will die...eventually.

>> No.8485956
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I wanna see dem spikey bitz. However, I've got someone else in mind that I'd rather be fucking. Keep your Daemons, I'll take mai heritics. She does it FOHR KAHOOSSSS, and feeds me waffles :3

>> No.8485960

>>8485886
What he doesn't realize chaos has greater knowledge of imperium tech than the imperium does.

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>>8485960
Agreed. Cuter heretics too

>> No.8485997

>>8485956

Signed

>> No.8486006

>>8485953
If I recall correctly it took 8 Warhounds, 6 Reavers, 3 Warlords Titans, and a tactical nuke to take down the Dies Aeris and the iron warriors still had more 6 more warlord titans.

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The Imperium is no match for our hot bitches, who will turn your Sisters into twat loving dykes within the first roll. Admit it, you wanna be on the side that has vaginas, that WON'T try to use a flamer on you if you insert anything into it.

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>>8486018
In all fairness, the staunch denial of delicious Sister of Battle is like 70% of their appeal.

>> No.8486044

>>8486006
We. Still. Won.

What you fail to realize is that the imperium has an unlimited amount of manpower to throw into the grinder. We don't care if you have a daemonically enhanced titan, we WILL bring it down through sheer weight of numbers and firepower.

>> No.8486063

>>8486006
It was like fucking grandpappy badass, first among Chaos titans.

Like a special character, but a big stompy vehicle.

>> No.8486070

>>8485886
Listen to this man. Baneblades, Baneblades, and more more Baneblades!

>> No.8486074

>>8486042
Which is why we Chaos RAPE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM. Then they realized they like it. Then they come to our side.

>> No.8486096

>>8486044
Did you read Storm of Iron?
The Imperium lost HORRIBLY only one soldier survived.

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Orks 'ere.

'Umies is gitz, daemonz is weedy. Green is best.

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>>8485960

>implying Chaos has access to the noosphere.

>> No.8486149

Either the Necrons will kill both of you or the 'nids will.

>> No.8486197 [DELETED] 

>>8486143
>implying the adaptus mechanus isn't secretive to the point it butt fucks the Imperium, while the Obliterator cults will share there information with any Chaos lord willing to put up a high enough bid.

>> No.8486208

>>8485323
magnus the red is doing "just as planned" of his own, creating a loyalist space marine squad to fight against the forces of chaos, he gets away with it because they mostly confront khorne and nurgle, both are prime enemies of tzeetch.

its his part in doing what he can to support the father he loved, even if they can't hug anymore ;_;

btw, i think you heard of his loyalists, the blood ravens?

>> No.8486225

FUCK YEAH, OBLITORATOR CULT

I HAVE SEVEN DICKS

FIVE OF THEM SHOOT MISSILES

>> No.8486233

>>8486149

Or the Necrons will kill all of the nids, because nids can't eat Necrons!

>> No.8486258

>>8486225
and the other ones a powerfist

>> No.8486261

Necrons get within 10 light years of the Eye of Terror and they'll turn into shuffling dinnerplates.

The Imperium can worry about the Necrons. Chaos doesn't need to worry about shit.

>> No.8486271

>>8486261

Until that pylon shit activates.

Maybe.

>> No.8486278

>>8486225
I could see then doing that.
>>8486258
Annnndddd chaos still can't count. Good to know that you can count to 1...2...3...4...5...6... KILL MAIM BURN! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>> No.8486309

Chaos primarchs

Perturabo- Alive and with active daemon world
Mortarion- Alive
Angron- Alive and he fighted in a Armageddon war
Magnus- Alive and keikaku doriing
Fulgarion- Alive and being fabolous
Horus- Dead but he was second only to the emperor
Konrad- He was the GODAMMED BATMAN
Alpharius and omegon- Trolling guilliman is too good for words
Lorgar- Ok this is lame

Imperial primarchs

ALL DEAD OR SLEEPAN

>> No.8486313

>>8486271

Pylons are already active, bro. They keep the Eye from getting bigger.

That's why it's started engulfing planets during the 13th Black Crusade, when people started noticing some of those pylons are getting hairline fractures in them.

>> No.8486322

>>8486233
fun fact, necrons will attack nids, but ONLY if it is to decide which of them gets to slaughter tau.

a necron tombship awoke specifically to kill a fragment of a nid fleet that was approaching a tau world... and then the crons landed and killed everyone.

>> No.8486346

>>8486309
You seem to forget that Russ, the Khan, and Corax are running their own crusade against Chaos in THE FUCKING EYE. Their mail box smashing has kept the endless legions back for nigh on 10,000 years now, mind you.

>> No.8486377

>>8486346
>
You seem to forget that Russ, the Khan, and Corax all ran off into the Eye of Terror and were never heard from again.

errm...

>> No.8486394

>>8486346
wrong, Khane is actually in the megacity of the dark eldar, he is their boogieman, literally they tell stories about him to children to make them go to bed and eat their food.

he stalks a city the size of a solar system, and he is the apex predator. the dark eldar know no fear, save the wanderer, their only natural predator.

>> No.8486420

>>8486346

They are all dead you know its true

>> No.8486437

>>8486394

Khan.

Are you sure? That sounds suspiciously like Konrad Curz' childhood.

>> No.8486454

>>8486420
That would involve something being tough enough to so much as breathe in Russ's direction without getting nutstomped through a wall.
There is no such creature.

>> No.8486472

My favorite Primarch is Ciaphas Cain.

>> No.8486478

>>8486454

Lion El'Johnson did it.

You know, the Primarch based off a gay poet?

>> No.8486479

>>8486437
yep, khane vanished into the webway, and found his way into cormoarch(however you spell it) and has been stalking around the city for all this time, the city itself is the size of a solar system, a mega-structure like the manga BLAIME!

the dark eldar are both afraid of him and accept that he is like a force of nature that cuts down any member of their species that is stupid enough to get caught by him.

>> No.8486490

>>8486479
mean khan* keep getting khaine and khan and khorne mixed up in my head when I get low on sleep.

>> No.8486510

>>8486490

good point.

BEDDIE-BIES TIME

>> No.8486519

>>8486454


Except that greater demon of khorne...how it was called again? Karanak?

>> No.8486524

>>8486510
here,here.

night night 4chan, may flights of angels sing thee to thy sleep.

>> No.8486534

>>8486394
>>8486377
>>8486420
ITT: Newfags

/tg/ inspired art and writefaggotry

>> No.8486801

>>8485167
you obviously don't know about the WHOLE CHAPTER the inquisition...illuminated. Gold Lions or something or other.

>> No.8486825

>>8485799

Not for the Space Wolves. At that point, it's REALLY time to get busy. No =I=? Time to get some shit done.

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