/tg/ - Traditional Games

Heyyyyy...

If you were /a/, wouldn't you have posted a waifu? I THINK YOU'RE A PHONY!

>>8446193

good point.

>/a/

Nice try, /co/, we know it's you.

>>8446204

nope

Here. Take something fappable. What do you want?

Waifus are for manly men.

Get out /a/, this is /jp/ territory.

>>8446296

friend told me to come by, just felt like sayin I liked the place is all.

>>8446275
WHAT IS THY BUSINESS, INTRUDING ON THE SACRED DOMAIN OF NECKBEARDS?

Every board has at least a little /a/ in it. What do you expect from a site called 4 'chan'?

>>8446319
Glad to have your approval.

>>8446319
seriouselfman.jpg is not pleased with this encroachment of hand drawn, or possibly computer generated, pictures on his territory, he believes this to be an unannounced attack, and thus a war has been provoked, /tg/ in your inventory you shall have my BOW. use it well in the coming battles.

>>8446360
Don't tell that to /k/.

>>8446372

>>8446334

>>8446360
The 'chan' is for channel.

>>8446372
Equip BOW
Use BOW as ass-scratcher

Well then good sir from /a/, I hope you find your stay in /tg/ to your liking.

>>8446387
your ass feels better, BOW is equipped, AXE remains in inventory

>>8446385
I'd like to direct you to the cycling banner near the top of your web browser.

>>8446394
SERGALAVATARFAG has allied himself with the interlopers, he is to be viewed as an enemy of the state in wartime, to be attacked on sight. FURRY HATE added to inventory

Oy.
Dis 'ere be me trofy pile. Iffen I finds ya tryyen to steel somefingk, aye'll bash yer gob, got et?

>>8446394
Didn't you get abducted by some rapists?

>>8446421
TROFY PILE added to inventory, inventory slots increased

>>8446418
Can we load FURRY HATE into BOW, and afflict someone else with it?

>>8446418
Good sir, I only wish to welcome our good guest to /tg/, no harm will come out of it. I promise.

>>8446425
Good sir, I am very resistant to the affects of rape, combining this from my naturally high regenerative healing ability from my subclass Troll, of course I would survive wouldn't you agree?

We can't be friends with /a/ we are more closely related to /jp/

>>8446315
/tg/ is basically just /touhou/

>>8446482
/t/ouhou/g/ames and what not.

>>8446482
...I guess, in the way that helicopters are more related to ceiling fans than they are to horses.

The point being that we really aren't related to either by much.

>>8446482
No. /a/ has Legend of the Galactic Heroes. I'm closer to them.

>>8446505
>>8446515
Yeah, no, you wish.

>>8446523
Seriously?

>>8446521
Does /a/ actually talk about LoGH?

Goddamn, sometimes I mourn all the awesome threads I've missed because I was tired of digging through shit for it.

/tg/=transgender

everyone and their mom knows this

>>8446482

just because you can't doesn't mean you can't try

>>8446521
/jp/ fucking loves LoGH, I mean ARE YOU FRUSTRATED was even part of the canidates for the /jp/ spoiler image

/tg/ also enjoys Mass effect 2, Dorf fortress, DOW2, Minecraft and many roguelike games.

I am surprised /v/ has not been brought up yet.

>>8446457
FURRY HATE is equipped in BOW AMMO slot, choose your target

>>8446545
But /v/ doesn't like most of those.

>>8446545
Yer skull 'ould luk my-t fanzy on me pile.

OY WHER'S ME PILE?

I prefer /a/ to /jp/ because it's ever so slightly less wapanese wankery.

>>8446554
Squigzog, then tell him sergalfag took his pile.

>>8446558
Yes but those are video games sort to speech. They fall into /v/'s jurisdiction, regardless if /v/ likes them at all.

Also, to refute a point, /v/ has a few minecraft servers up and running.

>>8446545
I heard "waifu" and "/v/" and I got here as fast as I could

what did I miss

>>8446565
TROFY PILE is currently in inventory, increasing inventory slots, removal may cause slot decrease, slot decrease may cause rape incidence increase

/tg/ is quite the pluralist board, it suits my fancy just right.

>>8446565
FURRY HATE has been attacked at you with a BOW, roll a defense, failure to do so results in auto FURRY HATE afflict and causes autoenrage

>>8446425
>>8446474

Two sergalfags? What is this tomfoolery.

>>8446627
no idea

I dunno wot dis "sergalfag" iz, but I'iz fingkin' of stompin 'im roight propa if 'e took me pile.

>>8446589
okay fine if you guys do not wish to discuss waifus we can discuss husbandos

does /a/ have husbandos or is this evolution of the mental disorder unique to /v/

>>8446635

ITT: Multiplication.

>>8446646
target has autoenraged voluntarilly, attack cancelled, choose another target for FURRY HATE

>>8446647

I've seen a few husbandos around /a/. not alot but a couple.

>>8446647
Don Jorge Antino Martin Velasco-Cabrales is my husbando

he thinks for me, how can one man care so much that he constantly takes the burden of love and leadership, thinking of us for us

>>8446661
The dude from /v/. Turn that rage up to max.

>>8446646
But good sir, why must we resort to violence to solve all our problems, why don't we resolve this problem civilly like gentlemen?

In my defense, I did not steal your trophy pile of skulls good sir, many a anon are accusing me of such acts, because I am a popular scapegoat to pin point the blame for all of /tg/'s many troubles and woes.

>>8446702
Says the cannibalistic vore fetishist.

>>8446698
/v/irgin targeted for FURRY HATE attack made, auto infliction of FURRY HATE will happen if no defense is made, FURRY HATE will evolve into FURRY RAGEHATE if left to gestate in /v/irgin

>>8446702
ef yuz didn' den who did, eh?
Youz iz helpin me find it, or yer skull startz da new one.

i want to just start dumping touhou everywhere but im still tired from dumping when /c/ came over

>>8446718
Why good sir, its a ancient tradition. I do not criticize your people or your society for creating a sub prime mortgage crisis, that almost sent the world into another great depression, or invading a nation without the thought of an exist strategy.

>>8446732
My guesses would be; another warboss, Tzeentch, The deceiver, or Creed.

>>8446683
>>8446686
circumstantial evidence would seem to point to its origin on /v/ due to higher local concentrations of the homogay

or perhaps it was able to spread more easily amongst the /v/irgins, this warrants further study

regardless let me just say that I have just gotten lit on some fine herbs of the kush persuasion and as such can admit freely and shamelessly that Tali is mai waifu

tali's waifu status is in fact so severe that i am currently writing erotic fanfiction about her, and not hte quick and dirty shit you see posted on /v/ either, i mean seriously multiple drafts and peer review shit (peers are other anonymous /v/irgins/virgins)

>>8446787
how could i forget a photo of mai waifu

oh god i'm so sorry

"Guesses" don' put da pile bak whur I left et.
I sed ya'z helpin me find et, not "Guess".

right now i feel like dumping photos i never post and this bullshit thread seems as feel-good a place to do it as any

believe me they are all things you will like (probably)

>>8446845

>>8446859

>>8446872
So how's everyone doing tonight? You all feeling good?

I hope you feel good, anon. And you know why?

Because you deserve to feel good.

>>8446859
Huh, a parody of a a scene from For a Few Dollars more?

>>8446883

feelin great man

>>8446593
Oy, "sergal" yer off da 'ook!
Ay foun' da git!

>>8446883
If there's someone special in your life, tell them that you love them. If it's too much trouble right now just tell them that the next time you see them. It will make them happy.

If there isn't, well, that's okay too anon. Because I like you. I don't even know you and I already like you. Why? Do I need a reason? Maybe I just like liking you. That doesn't diminish the fact that I still like you.

>>8446908
Maybe you're an oddball like me. Maybe you are collecting these pictures because they turn you on a little bit. Or a lot. That's okay, man.

I won't judge you.

>>8446915
What's important is that you find happiness, anon, in whatever form it comes for you. I just want to make that message clear. Feel good, man. I mean, why the fuck not, am I right?

Hey /a/, how've you been? How are things going over at your place, it's been a while since I last visited.

>>8446931

just made my day man

Ya, this place is WAY more connected to /jp/ than /a/. This place is also connected to /co/ quite well, and /d/ for that matter too...

>>8446931
I often wonder if Miko is hot. I mean, with a name like Miko, I gotta think "cute Asian chick" but I know the truth is more likely "fat white weeaboo fangirl." Then again, in my own personal experience girls who are good at drawing hot chicks are often, themselves, pretty fucking hot. I wonder if they use themselves as models, and just spend all day in the mirror posing over and over again, holding out their asses just so, maybe... maybe the start getting turned on a little, and... and... and...

Excuse me a moment. Got a, um, stuffy nose to take care of. Need a tissue.

>>8446958
/tg/ isn't connected to /d/, /tg/ is /d/, only feeling blue.

>>8446949

things are going pretty nice, I suppose. I don't believe it's changed too much since you left.

>>8446971
Well, perhaps "often" is not quite accurate. Not for Miko specifically. She never drawfags anymore so the only time I even think of her is when I see someone post her art... usually old art.

But no, more like do all chicks that can draw hot chicks look hot themselves? I feel it's a bit hit or miss, really. Artist chicks are usually skinny anyway, and it's... oh, I don't even know. Many women who draw hot chicks on the Internet seem to be quite the opposite. It's true of that one furry artist that makes even furry haters stop and feel confused for a nanosecond at the sudden rerouting of blood from the usual route to one more often involved in intimate circumstances.

Is there a word for this? When empirical evidence cited seems to run directly counter to your personal experience? You know on one level that you're wrong, or at least suspect you are, but every single piece of evidence you can think of points to a different goal?

Fuck, this will drive me nuts.

>>8446971

>>8446982
Then I'll just keep visiting sporadically. Didn't you run another SaiGAR in '09 /a/? Also, what's up with the "[a/" beyond "it's /a/ on the bar at the top"?

>>8446977
>feeling blue

I GET IT!

>>8447021
But back to business. Restaurant hostesses are usually hot young co-eds, but that makes sense. That's pretty much a requirement of the position and has little to do with talent. Sometimes women with the most beautiful voices in the classical sense, e.g. opera-capable shit, tend to be of the large persuasion? I've never seen a skinny girl or even a slightly curvy girl with any sort of pitch range that you can admire with a tear of awe and joy rolling down your cheek. Always husky/fat/downright ugly chicks (like that Sarah whatever from Britain's Got Talent) with those voices.

Must be a lung capacity thing.

>>8447066

Not sure really. probably just a mistake

>>8447120
Figures. Well then, since you're /a/, any shows of the last half year that I should check out?

>>8447106
Girls who work at pet stores, that is girls in their early 20s who work at pet stores. They seem to be another hot group. Maybe it's just where I live?

I just thought of the only girl I ever went on a date with. A disastrous date where I just acted like an ass the entire time. I shouldn't have been surprised when she got a boyfriend shortly afterwards. But I was surprised when I got back in touch with her over AIM or some shit a few years later and found out she had gotten pregnant, kept the baby, and married some Mexican dude. Father of the kid or something. I don't know.

Almost felt like I dodged a bullet. It just grazed my heart and left me with chronic loneliness disorder. I hope I'm not getting you down, /tg/. I'd hate to think I was getting you down.

*psshTTTT* *psshTTTT* *psshTTTT* I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

>>8447163

depends on your tastes, really.

>>8447106
Ooh, now this is picture I don't think I've ever posted before. Saved ages ago. Look at dem thighs.

No, no, no. I won't talk. Let's just... admire them. In silence.

...

...

...

...

>>8447187
dat misfortune

>>8447187
Something about veils, man. I don't know what it is. I feel like a creepy pedophile for saying this, but something about shy girls piques my interest. I guess the veils are some manifestation of that.

Maybe that's why I romanced Tali in ME2.

>>8447184
Then let me phrase it "What has been popular and/or considered good in general by /a/ in the last six months?"

>>8447228
probably complete shit

>>8447228
Berserk
One Piece, it's generally agreed, picked up for a bit

>>8447203
I'm such a fag for cute couples, too. Things like this picture. Even if I don't exactly like the story it came from, not the premise anyway, the story itself was fine I guess... Well, anyway, just look at them. Lots of sexually charged bickering, I'm sure, little relationship power struggles between two highly charismatic and attractive individuals, but just put them together like this and hearts melt.

Usually excess heart meltoff fills the penis.

>>8446377
>>8446505
>>8446515
Yanno, the /tg/ Touhou RPG is almost complete, it seems. At least the version posted on some thread yesterday seemed nice for a light-weight game.

>>8447228

I've been seeing Bakemonogatari mentioned alot recently. Same with Hanamaru Kindergarten.

>>8447238
CODE GEASS EVERYONE

LET'S WASTE AN INTERESTING PREMISE (BRITAIN EMPIRE NEVER COLLAPSES, GETS TO JAPAN) AND FUCKING RUIN IT WITH GIANT ROBOTS.

Sorry to rage out on you like that, friends. Here's some more cute stuff.

>>8447271

Fugeddaboudit.

Kind of reminds me of eva, though.

IS IT A PSYCHOLOGICAL SHOW RUINED BY EXTRANEOUS ROBOTS
OR A ROBOT SHOW RUINED BY PSYCHOBABBLE AND POINTLESS RELIGIOUS ALLUSIONS

>>8447306
At least Evangelion's giant robots (giant cyborgs actually, which was awesome) looked fucking sweet and were actually used as a plot device and psychological metaphor I think it can be forgiven.

Shinji being a creepy weirdo in addition to being an angsty spineless fag cannot, however. And the Oedipal thing was... I don't even want to explore that.

>>8447418
I think I've run out of useful things to say at this point.

Hey my lizard is walking around and might actually eat the food i gave her this time holy shit I think she's going for it damn it no she looked away for no reason fucking bullshit

>>8447453
Maaaaaaan

All I ever see her do anymore is sit around and sometimes shed her skin

it's like she refuses to eat while I'm looking at her out of spite or something

>>8447418
Is that a shota-kobold braiding a dwarf's hair?

>>8447466
You know the more time I spend on this the less time I have for sleep

I have to be at my new job in six and a half hours I should really get my clothes out of the dryer and go to bed.

But I'll continue for a while.

>>8447477
Why you have to bring child penis into this shit?

I think word of artist is that it's a comely young cutebold lass making her dwarf client blush by smiling at him

now i feel all creepy and weird for having that picture

>>8447501
This weird interspecies stuff is strangely appealing to me.

Incidentally I think the perfect man for female Shepard is Garrus and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy fucking liar

>>8447519
Why don't we transition to full d'awww mode, even if for a short while?

You may want to check the cockles of your heart. They may be experiencing a mild increase in temperature.

>>8447501
No matter how much I look at that, there's no way I see a female kobold

>>8447532
And maybe a little sadness.

He wants to shout his love from the rooftops, but he knows everyone would disown him. And they're so cute together.

Dawwwwwww

>>8447539
Allow me to offer an explanation:

YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS, YOU SICKO.

I think that covers it. If it's that big then it's an adult. Kobolds aren't exactly tall.

>>8447542
That's cute and sad at the same time. I don't have an appropriate reaction readied.

>>8447542
>Impy won't fit.jpg
;_;

>>8447532
>>8447542
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>8447539
I think I see it...

/tg/ likes /a/ better since we brought them spice eyes.

>>8447558
I said it looked like a little boy, I didn't say I was turned on by it. Geez you're defensive.

Cutebolds don't really have a gender. If you ask one what sex it is it will look at you with confusion, because they don't know what that is either.

>>8447579

Muad'dib Muad'dib!

>>8447558
I see this one posted here from time to time, but fuck it, this is about what I never post.

Please enjoy.

>>8447542

well I'm sad now

>>8447581
You said "shota." That is used to refer to a genre of erotic manga that focuses on sexual interactions with little boys. Usually with grown men.

Also there's a clear sexual undertone to the picture, coupled with a strong sense of "this isn't supposed to happen"

>>8447609
Chin up, will you?

Have some demon that sucks out your soul through your penis.

>>8447579
Spice eyes is spicy.

>>8447610
Hot chicks and tentacles, by the way.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

>>8447620
The spiciest.

>>8447625
Does anyone remember how it all came to this?

Some guys posting jerking material?

Does it matter?

Well, I mean, I've got all these pictures, and...

>>8447625
NO! BAD! Do not let acid spurting tentacles near naughty bits!

>>8447631
Let's throw some cool pics into the mix, then. To distract ourselves from the question.

>>8447628
A challenger appears!

>>8447636
Hey now, don't scare the lady away. And they don't spurt acid, they excrete an enzyme that can let them dissolve away the skull without damaging the juicy, delicious brain, all full of memories and thoughts.

In this case, sexual thoughts.

>>8447667
And now, Dawn of War quotes

RAISE OUR STANDARD! LET IT STRIKE FEAR!

>>8447676

I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME... IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

>>8447693

SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND

Also I don't know why everyone was so adamant on Macha being a virgin.

I mean, look at her in this picture, so happy just to have someone.

What kind of monster would want to take that away from her? She even managed to snag one whose disease is not too painfully obvious.

Sup, /a/?

Miss me?

>>8447711
But we never pay Macha much mind now anymore, do we? Poor, poor Macha.

Then again, maybe it's for the best.

>>8447724
You'd think there would be more primate furries. I mean, I guess if you're going to want desperately to be a human/animal hybrid, it might as well be something very different from you, rather than our biological cousins.

>>8447741
Look at this picture, /tg/.

Look at it.

>>8447651
COUNTER

>>8447747
Probably so many lonely psyker girls in the Imperium.

So what if they're damaged goods, I still want to hug them.

>>8447760
SO RONERY
AND SADRY
ARONE

>>8447769
Guess I should type something here.

Won't do any good.

>>8447776
YOU MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN AMAZONIA

ME WANT MAKE SNOO-SNOO WITH YOU

>>8447717

of course

>>8447724
>>8447711
Cheer up auntie!

>>8447776
I actually get to post this one a lot, because every time I post the accompanying one first and somebody brings up the story without fail.

The poor girl will never, ever live it down. (Especially because she's still with her human boyfriend)

>>8447787
I miss you too ;_;

>>8447796

>>8447807
I mean seriously, give it a rest. You know, she knows, she still feels really nervous and sensitive about that sort of thing, so the fact that you keep doing it to get a response out of her is childish and downright cruel.

You should treat your fictional characters better, anon. Don't be an asshole.

>>8447823
And that's pretty much all the shit i never post from my /tg/ folder

>>8447830
Well, also this. But it's more just funny than anything else.

>>8447837

I still giggle like a retard every time I see this one.

>>8447837

>>8447982

>>8448007

I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am at that one. Must be the sleep dep.

>>8446845
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdol9zClLSw

>>8447830
Thank you for this pic.

Seriously, thanks.