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You are an awakened animal.

What sort of animal are you, why are you awakened, and what will you do now?

>> No.8375512

I am an awakened human. I am awakened because I have slept for approximately eight hours, and I will drink some coffee now.

>> No.8375513

Radiant Effigy Unicorn.

ALWAYS, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!

>> No.8375527
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8375527

This is a bad idea, didn't they ban you scaredofshadows?

>> No.8375534

>>8375498
>What sort of animal are you
A Spider.
>why are you awakened
Fucked if I know. Wizards n' shit.
>and what will you do now?
BECOME HUGE, TAKE OVER WORLD

>> No.8375537

In before scared of shadows

>> No.8375538

Character Name: Theodore Maximus Cornelius Ebix
Class and Level: Magical Beast 3
Race: Goat
Alignment: NG
Deity:
Size: S
Age: 13
Gender: M
Height: 2'3"
Weight: 45
Eyes: Brown
Hair: White
Skin: N/A


Str: 4 (-3)
Dex: 6 (-2)
Con: 7 (-2)
Int: 14 (+2)
Wis: 14 (+2)
Cha: 10 (+0)

HP: 5
AC: 8
Touch: 8
Flat-Footed: 8
DR: -
SR: -

Speed: 40
Initiative: +0

Fortitude: 1=3-2
Reflex: 1=3-2
Will: 3=1+2


Skills:
Decipher Script: 15=6+2+3+2+2
Knowledge (Religion): 11=6+2+3
Perform (Song): 9=6+0+3
Perform (Oratory): 9=6+0+3


Feats: Skill Focus (Perform Song), Skill Focus (Knowledge Religion), Skill Focus (Decipher Script), Skill Focus (Perform Oratory), Diligent


Special Abilities: Darkvision (60 ft), Frail, Vulnerable


Languages: Common, Sylvan, Elven

>> No.8375548

>>8375498

Relive that this makes me a furry and light myself on fire.

Because I was a Furry, but not any specific type, I would probably default to fox.

Solution is to now jump into ClF3.

>> No.8375554

>>8375538

Used in a campaign as a follower.

>> No.8375563
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8375563

I AM WERESHARK
I AWAKE TO MY HOME IN THE DARK
IN DARKNESS I FIND THREE HUMANS
THEY TRESPASS BEYOND THE LIMIT
ONE IN MY JAW AND EACH HAND
ONE BITE NOW AND TWO FOR LATER
THE GOLD IN MY DEN
DRAG OUT THE WOMENS TEARS
I AM WERESHARK AND I HAVE NO FEAR

>> No.8375587

>>8375513

fuck you. now I have to make 9001 wishes.

>> No.8375622
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8375622

>>8375563
I AM BLACK WOLF
I RIP AND TEAR
SHRED AND SHEAR
FLESH FROM BONE
I SMELL YOU THERE
HIDING FAR FROM HERE
YOU DIE LAST
SAY YOUR PRAYERS

>> No.8375647
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8375647

>>8375622
I am *yawn* snoozy scale
I lay around with my tail
Up in the cuddly fluff
I snuggle sleep and snort
Time for bed as I count them all
I wonder if I will eat in my sleep
..
..
again

>> No.8375669

OP Here...I have no idea who scaredofshadows is...I'm not liking where this is going...

>> No.8375681

A frog. I was awakened to lord over the pond. I lord over the pond, and croak at passer-bys

>> No.8375690

Horse
To fulfill my goal of fucking your sister
Fuck your sister

>> No.8375698
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8375698

Corgi Knight!

I will spread LOVE, JUSTICE, and CUTE to the world!

>> No.8375701
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8375701

>>8375647
I.. AM the HORor of the night
I.. circle the globe a thousand times
Under the full moon's solstace in winter
One day so very soon... soon....
I rise again... a----again.

Southern hemosphere is nothing
Coiling around the globe three times over
My jaws swallow entire cultures
It is almost time...

For dinner~

>> No.8375718

...Do awakened creatures learn how to walk upright?

>> No.8375720

>>8375563
>>8375622
Were-anything is sentient, and thus can't be Awakened.

>> No.8375732

>>8375718
No, but they can probably be taught to, if they're willing.

>> No.8375736
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8375736

>>8375701
I am nevada girl
Looking at the blood swirl
It drains do peacefully
Out of you into the strain
Your pleas mean nothing to me
I smile happily while

YOU FUCKING DIE RIGHT BENEATH ME!

>> No.8375752
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>>8375720
I don't really care. I'm having fun so fuck your shit!

>> No.8375753
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8375753

>>8375534
Not so fast!

>> No.8375756
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8375756

>>8375690

>> No.8375762

Red-Tailed Hawk.

A lazy falconer hired a wizard.

I will eat small mammals and perch on things.

>> No.8375777
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8375777

>>8375736
I am the farseer, elder with age
I have seen the end and it is so wrong
I wish for a better end then fate has for me
A better fate for my people
Please I ask of thee
Plan a happy ending for them
For everyone but me

Dying so pitifully

>> No.8375780
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8375780

I am an Alien
I awake
I burst from my living prison
Using my host as sustenance
in time, I grow into stuff of nightmares
I am become one with the shadows
stalking my prey, hunting them one
by
one
I am become Death
My first conscious thought: to kill merely to survive.

>> No.8375785

heron

break into the king's kitchen and make a mess of his pots and pans unless he pays me tribute

>> No.8375788
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8375788

Awakened Wolf Paladin/Bard/some other class good at inspiration.

>> No.8375804
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8375804

>>8375777
I am gnome and I am strong!
I fight all day long, see how strong?!
I cut them down like little trees!
I fight all day and fight all night!
I never give up, not until I die!
Gnome strong!

>> No.8375805

>>8375563


You know, there are weresharks in polynesian legends. Their weakness is wooden clubs.

>> No.8375813

I am an awakened wombat. I awakened because some dumbass built a mutagenic waste dump next to my burrow. I will now proceed to build a wombat fortress.

>> No.8375815
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8375815

I am an awakened wolf.
For a time, long ago, I was the loyal companion of Verion Galonveil, my leader, companion, friend.
We set off on a quest to defeat an unnatural opponent who resembled the living dead.
We tore down his army one by one, but every opportunity to bring down this walking abomination has been lost, and Verion required a mind similar to her to conjure a plan for victory.
After a long ritual, I found myself able to understand the world in ways I never knew possible...But that was long ago. My leader had fallen in battle, and her duties passed along to me to uphold.
Still I know she walks besides me, as she always has, and we will conquer this foe, and restore balance.

>> No.8375823

>>8375805
Yes I am aware of that.

Want to know something creepy?

Dragon, mermaid and giagantic tentacled creatures are drawn in caves dated beyond fourteen thousand years ago.

All... Over... The... World... At... The... Same... Exact... Date...

>> No.8375835

>>8375813
are you an immortal wombat?

>> No.8375840
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8375840

rolled 1 = 1

I am an awakened amoeba!
I was awakened due to magic spillover.
I will now reproduce!

>> No.8375854
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8375854

I awake to find humans toying with me.

I is sad shark.

>> No.8375860

>>8375823
Sauce or it's bullshit.

>> No.8375875

>>8375815
I like this.

>> No.8375887

>>8375860
Read books on archeology, cave exploration and dragon global art depictions.

I don't know where I could direct you on the net. Call shit if you want, it's fucking there!

>> No.8375907
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8375907

>>8375538
As a theater student, I find your skill at song amusing.

Any who:

I am an awakened dog.

I was awakened by my wizard mistress, who wished me to serve as her spy.

I will FLY where I please, and do as little as possible.

>> No.8375908
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8375908

rolled 1 = 1

>>8375840
We are awakened Amoebas. We will turn the world into gray-goo!

>> No.8375947
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8375947

>>8375563

>> No.8375953

>>8375815
I would also like to add to this story, that the wolf and the druidess were lovers, and she would on occasion shift into a wolf, and make love with him.

>> No.8375965
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8375965

If Julia Childs were to wake up as an animal, it would be this dog.

The resemblance is uncanny.

>> No.8375969

>>8375953
Well, better than not shifting first.

>> No.8376007

>>8375887


They're not at the same date. They're just a common depiction in different cultures.

>is an archaeology major, and will probably be poor for his entire life

>> No.8376018

>>8376007
Are you afraid of snakes?
WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT... THAT IS TREASURE
OR NAZIS...

>> No.8376029

>>8376018


Snakes and rats are fine. Bees fucking terrify me though.

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