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[ERROR] No.8263717 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I'm making it a personal mission to rand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8263729

I'm making it a personal mission to Ran roll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8263742

I'm making it a personal mission to Ra troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8263749

I'm actually working on a small-scale Objectivist campaign setting.

>> No.8263755

I LOVE YOU, /tg/.

>> No.8263762

>>8263749
I'm only interested in it if you play egyptian fox-youkai.

>> No.8263764

Would you kindly....

>> No.8263784

>>8263749
>I'm actually working on a small-scale Objectivist campaign setting.

An accidental chemical accident causes everyone on Earth to become a violent self-centred amoral zombie?

>> No.8263786

Oh God I would have fucked young Ayn Rand.

I hate the bitch's philosophy but skinny, unhappy, self-destructive, unhealthy looking women really fucking get me.

>> No.8263796

>>8263742
I wonder how the Ancient Egyptians would feel knowing that today furries are drawing 'fanart' of their gods on Furaffinity and Deviantart?

>> No.8263800

>>8263786

>> No.8263822

>>8263796

Um, probably not too bad?
I can think of other stuff they'd be worried about, and ancient myth tended to involve the gods getting it on a lot and so on.

>> No.8263834

>>8263796
You mean the ones where the Pharoah jerked off into the Nile?

>> No.8263851

>>8263834
>>8263822
So... the Egyptians really were the first furries.

>> No.8263867

>>8263800
>>8263786
What really? Ignoring the other things you fetishized she really is not an attractive personage.

Not to mention, in real life she was extremely repressed, attempted to repress others sexually, all while fantasizing and reputedly engaging in some out there bsdm crap like all sexually repressive folk tend to.

>> No.8263873

>>8263834

The Nile is Osiris' semen. Kinda redundant.

>> No.8263890

>>8263851

Well, probably not really. But I think there'd be other stuff they'd hate way more, like... well, actually I have basically no idea of their social mores.

>> No.8263912

>>8263873
>The Nile is Osiris' semen.

>> No.8263923

>>8263890
They'd probably laugh at the whole "aliens built the pyramids thing".

>> No.8263948

>>8263923
They'd probably be more concerned about the proposed existence of aliens.

>> No.8264004

>>8263948
What did the ancient Egyptians think think the stars were anyway?

>> No.8264012

They'd fucking love Stargate.

>> No.8264043

>>8263912
Yep, and when Osiris' brother cut him up a fish ate his dick.

I think Ra gave him a wood one though, after Osiris' wife put him back together.

And then there is the fact that all Egyptian gods have a thing of incest.

>> No.8264206

Oh, right. I'm supposed to be talking about objectivism.

>> No.8264266

Sharing is for losers, you guise. And it's also objectively wrong. Shame on you.

>> No.8264319

herp

>> No.8264371

>>8264206
did something happen to its face, anon?

even worse than normal

>> No.8264414

I hate this bitch so much.

>> No.8264599

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>> No.8264643

how do you troll boards where the average user don't know who rand is?

>> No.8264644

>>8264371

Probably just Ayn without the myspace camera angles.

>> No.8264673

>>8264643

Good question. I guess I could try to convert them to objectivism and then lol when the penny drops about how insane Rand was. Suggestions?

>> No.8264729

New topic discussion: Owls.

Why do YOU think owls are awesome, /tg/?

>> No.8264741

>>8264673
sounds like a plan. most amerifags tend to be on the right on the sliding scale of polidiocy, so just rag on about how rand is all for small gobernment, no welfare, etc.

>> No.8264747

I don't think I've met an objectivist that says charity is wrong. It's forced charity that they're always bothered by. You know, the whole "give to these poor people or we fucking shoot you angle" (mind you, there are other options, they can also take your other property or they can lock in you in their basement, but if you don't like those options, it's lead for you).

>> No.8264762

>>8264747
it makes me laugh that you would put each other's children out in the cold to starve or freeze

doesn't happen in our packs

>> No.8264789

>>8264762
Except that wouldn't be the case. Charity wouldn't up and cease to exist. People, as much as they are naturally selfish are also naturally charitable. Every single person on this planet is alive because of charity, and I don't mean that in a figurative sense. The act of a parent raising a child is charity in the absolute purest sense.

>> No.8264798

>>8264762

So what the hell are you supposed to be? Aside from incredibly annoying.

>> No.8264807

>>8264729
I FUCKING LOVE OWLS!!!

>> No.8264813

>>8264798
He roleplays as a werewolf.

>> No.8264816

>>8264789
people destroy everything they touch, anon

you grew so fond of it, you destroy each other over nothing. wish there was a way to help you speed it up

>> No.8264829

Is a man not entitled to Jack off to Ayn Rand?

>> No.8264837

>>8264816

Only because we like doing it, wolf-thing.

>> No.8264838

>>8264813
you feeling okay today, anon?

sounds like you need some professional help, eh?

>> No.8264847

>>8264807
OWL MAGIC MISSILE!!!

>> No.8264853

>>8264816
That's a load of crap. If it were true, we'd all be dead. Aside from that, the people that are supposed to be preventing this are still people, every bit as fallible and weak as any other, only now they're granted the empowerment of perceived legitimacy in their ability to commit violence.

>> No.8264862

>>8264838
furry trollplaying reported

>> No.8264873

>>8264747

forced charity? where the fuck does that happen anyway?

its taxes they dont like - for each dollar they pay in taxes, they dont feel they're getting a dollar worth of services in return to themselves... fuck that society is benefiting from it in some way

this is what i find inherently stupid about objectivists - how would they survive without a legal system with judges paid by tax money? if a rich objectivist and some poor bugger sued each other, and the judge knew that the looser was the one that had to pay the court costs, which would include the judges fees and salary by objectivist logic... then who'd you think the judge would find quilty? the meal ticket or the poor guy?

objectivism doesn't work

>> No.8264877

>>8263867
>reputedly engaging in some out there bsdm crap

Only attractive sounding thing I've ever heard about the woman.

>> No.8264887

>>8264862

You reported roleplaying... on /tg/?

>> No.8264892

I'm making it a personal mission to R troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8264894

>>8264873
and that judge's legal rating would take a nose dive

>> No.8264904

>>8264762

Except for the metis.

>> No.8264909

I think owls is a cool guy. Eh eats small rodents and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.8264913

Hey, /tg/, recommend me some music?

>> No.8264930

>>8264894

the point is that paying the judges salary via taxes ensures that the legal system as a whole will have judges that dont have to look out for their next meal ticket - but can look beyond their own needs and take care of societys needs instead, by judging fairly.

if you had to choose between justice and a full stomach, i garantee you that you wouldn't have to go too many days before food on the table starts looking a lot more apeticing.

alternatly you just do away with judges in an objectivist system - every man for himself! pass me the shotgun and ammo, i'm feeling on the right side of the law!

>> No.8264938

The simple fact of the matter is that agreeing to the state is agreeing that might makes right. It's acceptable for anything to happen to anyone, as long as they have the strength to get away with it.

>> No.8264945

>>8264913
The Dead Kennedy's - I am the Owl.

>> No.8264954

>>8264904
metis get to look after the bawn, anon

their parents though...

>> No.8264968

>>8264930
That's assuming judges are paid on commission. Presumably legal services would be handled as a form of insurance, so most people would spend their time paying into them with no benefit, leaving judges well paid. Those that didn't pay into them would be at the mercy of charity.

>> No.8264978

OWRL? WE HARVE OWRLS!
YOU WAN SMALL RODENT? WE HAVE THAT !!
YOU WAN OWL PELLET? FUCK YOU !

>> No.8264979

>>8264913

You want me to bring the broom and plastic bag, kid?

>> No.8264989

>>8264873
Wait, do objectivists actually believe in laws or are they just a corporatist brand of anarcho-capitalists?

>> No.8265003

I'm making it a personal mission to Brand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265007

>>8264873
Forced Charity? It happens every day that people are forced to pay into welfare or other such social aid programs.

>> No.8265013

>> No.8265022

I'm making it a personal mission to And troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265042

Ayn Rand doesn't have a throbbing, hypnotic theme song made in her homage.

Owls do.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Owls/


OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS OWLS

>> No.8265051

I'm making it a personal mission to Franz Ferdinand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265056

>>8265051
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SANDWICH

>> No.8265058

>>8264968

right, turn the american legal system into something similar to the american health system... that'll end well

"i'm sorry sir, we're upping your premium because you're keep getting robbed"

"but i dont have any money left, the thiefes stole them all"

"well, then you will not get police or legal assistance, get a job your lazy bum"

>>8264989

depends on who you ask. the objectivists i've encountered all say that paying taxes is imoral and that your goal in life should always be your own self-gradification. never do anything that does not benifit yourself... and women always worship the male penis-god. (this last bit probably ties into ayn rands rape fetish)

but ya, anarcho-capitalists is one way of describing at least that form of objectivism.

>> No.8265061

I'm making it a personal mission to DandD troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265063

I'm making it a personal mission to Hand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265082

>>8265058
The American health care system works fine. If you need medical aid, you get it, you just have to pay back what you owe.

>> No.8265092

I'm making it a personal mission to Basic Land troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265101

>>8265082
>The American health care system works fine

I think millions of peopel who cannot afford insurance, or crushing premiums, or have pre-existing conditions, would like to disagree

>> No.8265106

>>8265042
>>8265042
>>8265042
>>8265042
>>8265042
>>8265042
WHY CANT I STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG GODAMNIT

>> No.8265116

I'm making it a personal mission to MGM Grand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265124

I'm making it a personal mission to Danny Rand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265130

>>8265101
They all still get help, if you need medical help, going into debt is the least of your worries. A relatively healthy person can afford insurance for marginally more than a cell phone.

>> No.8265137

>>8265058
>>8265058
Your opinions and any peoples nots talkings about owls is didos.

>> No.8265164

cvvvvv

>> No.8265188

>>8265137
Stupids owls they can'ts even spells dildoes correctly.

>> No.8265195

I'm making it a personal mission to Zanarkand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265209

>>8265042
>>8265042
>>8265042
WTF AM I LISTENING TO?

>> No.8265236

I'm making it a personal mission to BLAM! troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265248

I'm making it a personal mission to Gland troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265264

I'm making it a personal mission to DD troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265268

I'm making it a personal mission to Banned! troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265274

>>8265209
Devil's music.

>> No.8265281

>>8265248
this image could have gone in a TOTALLY different direction...

>> No.8265284

Even ducks can tell why owls are superior to Ayn Rand.

Can you?

>> No.8265294

>>8265274
>Fantastic music.

FTFY

>> No.8265299

I'm making it a personal mission to Sand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265324

I'm making it a personal mission to Band troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265336

>>8265137
Fuck yeah Dido!

>> No.8265361

I'm making it a personal mission to NAND troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265382

I'm making it a personal mission to Bland troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265406

I'm making it a personal mission to Gand troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265411

>>8265336
Fuck yeah Dio!

>> No.8265421

I'm making it a personal mission to Land troll every board on 4chan.

>> No.8265429

>>8265411
Hey, Diofag.

You and Dio are the only people who don't understand that he's the punchline to a really pathetic joke.

>> No.8265435

>>8263717
FYIAO

>> No.8265504

>>8263717
Hi bitch,

I did it earlier, I did it better, and I even looked better doing it...

Fuck, I even killed GOD.

Eat a dick

Love,
The N-meister

>> No.8265512

>>8265435
/thread

sage

>> No.8265525

>>8265411
Fuck Yeah "Doh!"

>> No.8265648

Thanks for being trolled, /tg/. You've been great!

>> No.8265655

>>8265648
thanks for trolling!

>> No.8265711

>>8265648
Come back any time!

>> No.8265765

>>8265711
He was nice. I liked him. Not altogether there in the head and not enough owl appreciation but nice nonetheless.

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