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>Previous:
>>78015808

>OFFICIAL Commander website, where you can learn the rules, see the current banlist, and read the format philosophy, laid down by the rules committee:
https://mtgcommander.net/

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.
http://mtglands.com/

>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net

>CARD SEARCH
https://scryfall.com

>How do I proxy cards?
https://www.mpcautofill.com/guide

>Thread Question
Give us your hottest, edh hot take

>> No.78018295

>>78018260
Burn is good, actually.

>> No.78018304
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More Teshar decks should played this card

>> No.78018306

I still assert that Crop Rotation is jank.

>> No.78018307

>>78018260
ban all eldrazi

>> No.78018336
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78018336

I keep a thigh spreadsheet with graphs and shit for my MTG collection. It's the most autistic thing I do besides posting in /edh/.

>> No.78018343

Oloro or Liesa for a lifegain deck? I finally want to make one.

>> No.78018355

Aggro and mono-w are completely viable outside of cEDH. Most people are just shit at brewing and/or piloting so they think otherwise

>> No.78018360
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>>78018260
Jeweled Lotus isn't good outside mono color and two color decks, with limited exceptions.

Play casually, build competitively is the best way to look at EDH.

>> No.78018366

>>78018343
OG Trostani.

>> No.78018371

>>78018336
post it or fake and gay

>> No.78018395
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>>78018370

>> No.78018401

>>78018260
>Give us your hottest, edh hot take
I am extremely apathetic towards transexuality

>> No.78018418

>>78018366
Trostani lifegain is fun once, then its boring as sin

>> No.78018437
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>>78018355
i kinda wanna build ogketra

>> No.78018438

>>78018336
Thigh spreadsheet? Who has the best thighs?

>> No.78018444
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>>78018392

Tried not to use technology unless I had to while I was out but here's one I took leaving the town

>> No.78018463

>>78018260
Cursed totem unironically makes your deck a pubstomping cedh deck. That sort of thing is unacceptable in casual and should be kept to cedh so if you're running cursed totem or similar then your deck is cedh.

>> No.78018473
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>>78018438
definitely a contender

>> No.78018488

>>78018444
This is a great picture. So many layers going on.

>> No.78018491

>>78018438
Im guessing avacyn

>> No.78018499

>>78018401
this
I genuinely do not give a fuck is someone is black, gay, trans, white, straight, asexual, etc.
As long as the card does dumb shit that will put a smile on the other player's faces I'm happy

>> No.78018510

>>78018463
cedh doesn't even exist in the real world so I don't understand this post.

>> No.78018539 [DELETED] 

>>78018499
Trans are the only ones that make them being trans their entire personality. No one enjoys it.
Everyone else is fine because I don't need to hear about how they are black or gay or asexual every 2 seconds. They also don't smell like piss and shit (as often).

>> No.78018541
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>> No.78018559

>>78018539
>Trans are the only ones that make them being trans their entire personality. No one enjoys it.
there are a lot of gays or dykes that do this exact same thing

>> No.78018571

>>78018444
Very cool. Looks like the PNW.

>> No.78018573

>>78018539
>t. never met a liberal nigger or any gay man ever

>> No.78018601

>>78018559
I haven't met any. You can tell a gay guy by his lisp or faggy demeanor but he isn't telling you he is a fag all the time.

>> No.78018607
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>>78018559
yeah but they don't insist that other people play along with their faggotry. anyways lets talk about magic cards and EDH, we can just end this thread with tranny rants once it hits autosage like all of the others (it makes for better thread quality if they dont get ruined right away)

>> No.78018619

>>78018607
I'm sorry anon but the beast has been unleashed.

>> No.78018625
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>>78018607
I have a soft spot for questionable artistic talent.

>> No.78018634

>>78018601
Or that high shrill fag voice the twinky ones do that triggers violent monkey rage inside me

>> No.78018643
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>>78018619

>> No.78018678
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>>78018625
>"questionable"
nah this card art's just straight up ugly but everyfaggot always calls it soulful

>> No.78018681

>>78018601
the fuck are you talking about, that's like 90's cartoon fag you can tell by what they say, what they signal to believe, what they're oh so "appalled" by, behaving like kids many times and their physical non-verbal expressions, etc. Most of the time you have it revealed that someone is a fag over time, with dudes, with women it's a slightly different story

>> No.78018686

If I want to go tall for tokens instead of wide what commander should I use?

>> No.78018688

>>78018634
Every black person I've ever met has been a giganerd into YGO and naruto. Thank god I've never met any actual black people gangsters. I get to live in a reality where niggerism simply doesn't exist.

>> No.78018714

>>78018539
>he's never met one of those guys whose entire personality is how much he hates niggers

>> No.78018715
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>>78018686
pic related

>> No.78018716

>>78018686
go both with brudiclad and 7 dwarves
or just clone a tall creature with brudaddy

>> No.78018718

>>78018678
I have some lauberstein merfolk tokens, I like those but I agree the mugs on Martyr's Cause look uggo, though the general style besides that I find appealing

>> No.78018732

>>78018681
its really easy to tell if a dude is a fag maybe its because I live in califagnia but you can spot them them from a mile away

>> No.78018745

>>78018681
I'm just telling you what I've experienced. It seems to be relatively common as everyone seems to hate trannies for the same reason I do.

>> No.78018748

>>78018686
Ghired's good for that

>> No.78018749

>>78018625
>Chippy
Wait
what?

>> No.78018750

>>78018625
Chippy is based though. Even his early work like Phyrexian Tower

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>>78018686

>> No.78018767

>>78018686
Marath literally lets you pick.

>> No.78018772

>>78018749
>>78018750
Chippy is based. But that card shows just how much he has improved over the years.

>> No.78018774

>>78018732
>>78018745
I understand, maybe the many fags I've met are mostly anecdotal, that like Family Guy-tier gay man you described I've seen in real life at most twice

>> No.78018775

>>78018686
marath

>> No.78018807

>>78018774
>Family Guy-tier gay man you described I've seen in real life at most twice
trust me bro college gay kids all have 0 personality and with the social benefits it gives they latch onto that shit and run with it

>> No.78018817

>>78018678
I wouldn't call it ugly. It's just cartoon-y. Reminds me of the cover of the Wayside School books.

>> No.78018834
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>>78018541

>> No.78018843

>>78018774
You can tell a gay guy from a mile away easily. The way they carry themselves is sure fire as a tell. But the gay guy isn't going to divert all conversation into being about himself being a gay or how it affects gays or how gays are really lizards from neptune or whatever bullshit a tranny will try to convince you of.
Kitsch gays like you are describing don't exist in my area of suburbia. Neither do black people.

>> No.78018849

>>78018260
>Give us your hottest, edh hot take
The format would be better with 30 starting life and lowered commander damage of 12 or 14.

>> No.78018859
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She's just straight up wearing a bra

>> No.78018867
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>>78018260
>TQ: white should have access to decent
counterr spells

>> No.78018873

>>78018817
It reminds me of something with dry british humor like Discworld. Like the Martyr is doing his whole took the arrow for you m'lady routine but she was just telling her friend how much she hates guys like that or something.

>> No.78018878

>>78018859
reject bras, return to breast wraps

>> No.78018885

>>78018774
The phenomenon has more to do with the fact that people who loudly broadcast their membership in any given subgroup are more likely to be recognized and catalogued as members of that group by people who don't actually know them. If I see one guy in a Metallica shirt who's nasally trying to sing one of their songs on the bus, even if every other passenger on that bus listens to Metallica, I'm going to interpret the scenario as me seeing a single Metallica fan.

>> No.78018894

>>78018859
Excuse me anon, I started posting Instigator for people who are intentionally rabblerousing. I hope you ain't rabblerousing right now.

>> No.78018896

>>78018849
I've wanted to try this for ages but my playgroup won't budge, which reminds me...

>>78018260
>TQ
Talking about "talking to your playgroup about player expectations" always sounds like "talking with your partner about anal or S&M" and I always get that thought in my head when it comes up, makes me chuckle a bit

>> No.78018900

>>78018260
all labman effects should be banned

>> No.78018906

>>78018867
Just give white good non-basic hate in the form of Back to Basics and/or Blood Moon on enchantments or low toughness/legendary creatures that it can tutor, and white would become a stronger color that can punish 3+ color decks.

>> No.78018920
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>>78018878
I DEMAND GOLD PASTIES WITH HANDLES

>> No.78018921

>>78018686
trostani is fun but not as good as it used to be

>> No.78018928
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>>78018444
Very nice anon, no tech, Nikya would be proud of you

>> No.78018936

>>78018900
Is this even a hot take? Most people felt this way I thought.

>> No.78018937

>TQ
white being bad is a good thing and the anons who act like white is based are the same blue controlniggers who think the hipster status of white means they wont get called out for their faggy playstyle

>> No.78018945

>>78018894
BRA

>> No.78018954

>>78018878
Chicks in sarashi are hot as hell.

>> No.78018956

>>78018885
What a fortuitous shirt I chose to wear, yeah I see your point

>> No.78018965

>>78018678
I like the style besides the weird faces but what the fuck is going on with the proportions on the lady in the back lol

>> No.78018966

>>78018900
Then how will I win with my Tatyova deck?

>> No.78018967

>>78018859
this looks like a porn comic start

>> No.78018985

>>78018715
Fucking sultai gets one of the best hydra commanders I'm so mad

>> No.78018986

>>78018260
>TQ
3-color decks are the best way to play the format. 4+ is too many, 2 is too few. Monocolor is also based, though, because of how you have to really dig into how that color works in order to get off the ground.

>> No.78018987

>>78018937
Based Shivam.

>> No.78018988

>>78018966
the old fashioned way, reducing your opponents to zero

>> No.78018990

>>78018896
>I've wanted to try this for ages but my playgroup won't budge
That's unfortunate, higher life total basically makes ramp and mid-range value decks much better since they can just sit back and play ramp and value cards for a few turns without getting their shit pushed in generally. Certain combo decks would also likely be weakened with lower starting life totals like Ad Naus, and playing fetchlands + shocks in 4-5 color decks would hurt a bit more with less starting life.

>> No.78018992

>>78018849
People always say this but I have no problem getting Ws with voltron even in a high level pod

>> No.78018994

>>78018965
Her proportions are fine, he is pushing her out of the way.

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why would anyone buy from their lgs when you can buy everything they're selling online for 15-20% off

>> No.78019020

>>78018967
>we'll never get a Milo Manara art because he won't work with the west after the Spider-woman incident.
I'm still mad.

>> No.78019025

>>78018988
Zero cards in their library? Back to psychic spiral it is I guess.

>> No.78019048

>>78019012
There is no way they forgot to name the token correctly is there? There has to be some other reason the token doesn't say of Kher Keep on it right?

>>78019017
why would anyone buy from online when you can proxy it yourself for 99-100% off

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>>78018967

>> No.78019067

>>78019055
yeah thats probably the one I was thinking of

>> No.78019076
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>>78019012
4 sets in a row now with day 0 errata. It might be more than 4 honestly.

>> No.78019078

>>78019017
why would anyone buy online when you can buy everything at your LGS for 15-20% off?

>> No.78019093
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monke

>> No.78019103

>lgs's in-store price for a card is $50
>their tcgplayer store has the same card listed at $40
Are LGS owners the biggest jews in tabletop?

>> No.78019113

>>78019076
god the chicks from friends aged like wine, they're all still so fuckable.

>> No.78019114

>>78019093
Apes are such a dope tribe.

>> No.78019123

>>78019076
Alrund and what else?

>> No.78019126

>>78019103
Why wouldnt you just ask them and get the price reduced?

>> No.78019139

>>78019093
Racist.

>> No.78019147

>>78018992
Depends what you would consider "high level", equipment voltron generally folds to common anti-artifact stax pieces like WAR Karn, Null Rod, and Collector Ouphe, and every black and blue deck in higher level pods run Toxic Deluge and Cyclonic Rift which hit voltron no matter how many protection pieces you play unless you play Flickerform (a 6 mana investment overall) for some reason. Plus there's combos which you generally won't be able to stop unless you're in blue, and even the less competitive ones like entwining Tooth and Nail can be set up quickly and more efficiently than voltron'ing up your commander unless your commander is Rograkh or something.

>> No.78019149

>>78019076
>CMR
>ZNR
No.

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>>78019113
>that guy in the group that liked Phoebe most

>>78019123
This token. Alrund. Hostage Taker. Foreign copy of a blue card having no actual effect. I'm ssure there are more.

>> No.78019167

>>78019113
Jesus Christ, I'm not sure what latent fetish of mine Lisa Kudrow is tapping into right now, but she's tapping into it HARD

>> No.78019181

>>78019048
its the only kobold token in TSR so make of that how you will

>> No.78019192

>>78019160
banning bras on the show certainly helped the ratings

>> No.78019207

>>78019160
>Hostage Taker. Foreign copy of a blue card having no actual effect. I'm ssure there are more.
Those are much older than Zendikar Rising

>> No.78019214

>>78019181
Is Kher Keep the only card in the set that makes Kobold tokens?

>> No.78019237

>>78019207
>autistic anon takes every post as literal
lol your life must be a nightmare to navigate.

>> No.78019246

>>78019214
Yes

>> No.78019252

>>78019214
Yep.

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>>78019246
Yikes

>> No.78019290

>>78018260
>Give us your hottest, edh hot take
Not only do I not want Planeswalkers to be allowed as Commanders, I would go so far as to say that I would prefer allowing any creature to be a Commander over it.

>> No.78019292

>>78019160
The token doesn't get errata because it isn't a card. It doesn't have any oracle text.

>> No.78019293

>>78019237
When you make a literal statement such as
>4 sets in a row now with day 0 errata.
You better be able to prove it

>> No.78019304

>>78019246
>>78019252
>autistic anon going on a rant about card tokens highlights yet another failure of quality assurance

>> No.78019305

>>78019147
Voltron should be a small package and act as a finisher for control decks. I run more interaction than anyone else in my pod and then, when they're depleted, I tickle their prostate

>> No.78019328

>>78018834
Oh good job, you tore your own card in half. Jesus you're retarded

>> No.78019329

>>78019293
The statement was figurative.

>> No.78019330

>>78019237
>4 sets in a row
>well actually I mean one card in the last set and another card from three years ago, and they misprinted a token in this product!
Man, there is absolutely such a thing as being overly literal in criticism, but this is just a case of you not having a damn clue what you're saying.

>> No.78019331

>TQ
Hot take for /tg/ or hot take for commander as a whole?
>For /tg/
Art on cards is pretty low on my priority list and I can't even recall most of even the famous MTG artists by name
>as a whole
Ban Sol Ring

>> No.78019339
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What is the lowest number of artifacts you should have in a deck to consider playing Mox Opal?

>> No.78019340

>>78019017
If you play at the store you pay at the store. It's not a public service asshole lmao. Plus it's fun to look through all the boxes of commons and uncommons. Usually anything overpriced gets balanced out by things that are underpriced. Even if you bring it up to him that he's selling a 4 dollar card for a quarter he'll still sell it to you for a quarter. In the bulk boxes, uncommons are a quarter and commons are either a nickel or a dime. Happened often enough to where I don't even ask anymore. Super cool dude. If I get a really good deal on a card I'll buy a Pepsi or something out of the fridge.

>> No.78019354

>>78019305
wow you could've said that in any other possible way but you chose that one. really leaning into that whole degenerate faggot thing, aren't ya?

>> No.78019355

>>78019304
His rants are always specific retardation that reveals some sort of fuckery afoot. I'm thinking its some long con and he has inside info.

>> No.78019362

>>78019329
>merely pretending

>> No.78019364

>>78019017
It's quicker than waiting for delivery.

>> No.78019365

>>78018260
>TQ
instead of a ban list EDH should use a canlander style points system.

>> No.78019377
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>>78019246
They have literally one job and they can't do it right

>> No.78019378

>>78019339
30

>> No.78019379

>>78019339
3

>> No.78019381

>>78019339
2. If you have 2 mox opal is free. Weave it and your artifact lands together for added reliability.

>>78019362
>satire is literal
Look at you right now lol

>> No.78019403

>>78019355
He ends up being wrong 100% of the time but it spirals into some other discussion that is never wrong. Its creepy.

>> No.78019407

>>78019365
listen the last thing you should ever want to be more like is canadians. trust me, i'm a canadian and i would know we're just fucking awful

>> No.78019409

>>78019354
Whoa dude, who put a dick up your ass? I mean stick, who put a stick up your ass?

>> No.78019421

>>78019381
oh did he mean 'other than mox opal'? then yeah my previous post meant to say 2 instead of 3.

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78019428

Is he fun? He looks fun.

>> No.78019437

>>78019365
I think this is a great solution, that way the power rating with 75% and such is actually much more indicative of the real strength of the deck, kinda like talking in points on Warhammer (500 pt game, 1000 pt, 2000 pt, etc.)

>> No.78019446

>>78019428
fuck eldrazi

>> No.78019451

>>78019407
I love how canadians don't know they are american.

>> No.78019457

>>78019381
>Weave it and your artifact lands together
If what you call mana weaving leaves things grouped together reliably enough for this to matter then you are a cheat who doesn't shuffle anything close to right.

>> No.78019458

>>78019381
anything and everything is satire, just like anything and everything is irony

It don't work like that bros

>> No.78019460

>>78019365
I think a points system would be good but it would be reliant on a RC that knows what the fuck they're doing.

>> No.78019463

>>78019403
I'm actually pretty sure he just violently asserts incorrect things out of a desire to get the people who know what they're talking about to correct him, dragging them into a conversation so that their brains can be picked about other things.

>> No.78019467

>>78019451
please rake us, burgerdaddies

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>>78019355
>>78019403
Qanon infiltrated WotC. Trust the plan!

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>>78019407
>>78019451

>> No.78019480

>>78019457
I don't follow? 3 artifacts is a small amount in a 100 card deck so you want to make sure the metalcraft will be online.

>> No.78019489

>>78019305
If you're playing something that wears down resources and/or locks players out for a turn or more then beats the shit out of them, it's essentially some form of control or stax with equipment subtheme. Wearing your opponents' down and beating them in is a common strategy for most stax decks, you don't really need equipment to do it and 21 is a hard number to reach with a small voltron package unless your commander has built-in double strike or something similar so there's always a chance that 3 opponents can top deck a tutor or answer to your voltron'd up commander even when they're mostly depleted and you're taking two or more turns to knock each one out.

>> No.78019517

>>78019451
Having just moved up here from America, the difference is subtle, but it's there. I'm not quite sure how to put words around it.

>> No.78019524

9328
>t. Toskiposter

>> No.78019525

>>78019480
whoa buddy let's not jump to conclusions here, he said how many artifacts to run to consider the card. i said 2 other artifacts because otherwise the card wouldn't have any chance to do anything and why would you consider running it? duh

>> No.78019526

I want to play Mono Black goblins but no commander seems right. Mikaeus? Fucking Yargle? Any ideas?

>> No.78019527

>>78019463
That could be true but the timing is always so weird. I swear he's the same guy that was saying he uses Fae of Wishes and went on a multi thread binge about how there are outside the game zones in EDH the night before companion was spoiled.
He was so wrong and so stupid about it. Then not even 12 hours later he was right.

>> No.78019542

>>78019480
You are saying stick the three together when you weave so that you will draw them together, yes?
If this works, if they always stick with each other when you stack your deck prior to "shuffling" then you are not shuffling well enough.
Even pile shuffling once will split them up into different areas of the deck and no honest shuffler could hope for cards to stay with each other.

>> No.78019553

>>78019525
You called me a cheater dude.

>> No.78019559

>>78019365
Never going to happen with Sheldon and the current RC around, Sheldon's mentioned in his recent article one reason why they don't even have a banned as commander list anymore is for simplicity and "wide appeal." Having a list of cards with different point values and whatnot definitely goes against their mindset of simplicity and wide appeal.

>> No.78019572

>>78019517
You just replaced your nogs with gooks. Same shit.
>french speaking, british fellating, chinamen
Canada is the real muttopia y'all are so fucked up mentally.

>> No.78019580

>>78019553
other anon called you a cheater because he's retarded, i'm the one who agreed with you on the number of artifacts in the deck. fucking enable your 4chan pass already, nerd

>> No.78019586

>>78019553
for mana weaving? of course

>> No.78019615

>>78019526
Just run wort with nothing but black spells and hybrid red/ black spells only producing red mana for wort from two color Lands and mana rocks

>> No.78019631

>TQ
we need more cards with flash

>> No.78019632

>>78018834
I'm out of the loop. What's so bad about Toski

>> No.78019638

>>78019586
Its only cheating if I know where the card is. If the card happens to be where I think it is it isn't cheating. I have to know, not have a 99% chance of being right.
I'm trying to get to as close to 100% as I can without knowing 100%. If I knew 100% it would be cheating. I'm not a cheater.

>> No.78019641

>>78019632
nothing. one anon keeps posting a picture of toski every thread with no context and the schizos are having a field day with it

>> No.78019647
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>>78019553
Every one stop replying to the troll you're shitting up the thread.

>> No.78019653

>>78019632
some fuckwad twat keeps posting the card image and nothing more, been going on for over a month now, feels like every 1-2 hours there's the fucking card again.

>> No.78019658

>>78019632
nothing but some simic troon is mad they made a simic card monogreen. He posts it while angry so that is why you see it every thread.

>> No.78019662

>>78019632
Some anon keeps spamming an image of it every thread. Pretty sure it'll die down eventually like the "Ghen should've been Boros, I'm so angry" and >still playing magic guys unless he's very autistic.

>> No.78019665

>>78019638
seems logical to me. you can't be 99% pregnant you either are or aren't and this is the exact same situation. this anon is clearly not a cheater for mana weaving. i mean, it's called "mana weaving" not "cheating", duh, just look at the word you big dummies

>> No.78019667

what's the best way to test my deck online?

>> No.78019679

>>78019632
its funny that posting a card and nothing else causes so much anger and intrigue

>> No.78019682

>>78019638
>Weave it and your artifact lands together for added reliability.
You are suggesting stacking your deck before shuffling, and then presumably doing such a shit job of shuffling that your deckstacking stays how you want it.
That is cheating fuckface

>> No.78019686

>>78019653
She only posts it after getting blown out in replies. When you see toski you know you tilted the mentally ill into becoming a statistic just a little more.

>> No.78019689

>>78019667
cockatrice

>> No.78019695

>>78019632
There was a shit storm here when he was first announced but he was quickly dwarfed by other pushed bull shit from kaldheim. Idk what else he's doing with it, I just ignore it

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>>78019527
Not the anon who went on thing about fae of wishes, or feet thing. But I did post the kobold image. Just figured I would make some comedy out of wizards blundering again.

>> No.78019703

>>78019615
Intriguing idea. Might never have occurred to me to use a two color commander and just ignore one side. Thanks.

>> No.78019704

>>78019686
>she
I keep seeing this over and over and dont know why your convinced its a she

>> No.78019706

>>78019667
Tappedout solo playtest and untap.in for mutiplayer playtests

>> No.78019716

>>78019682
???
Why are you assuming I'm not shuffling or presenting the deck to cut?

>> No.78019723

>>78019525
I mean if we go literal there is no reason to have any other artifacts before considering it. A zero mana card is free enter the battlefield triggers on its own even if it does nothing afterwards.

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>>78019662
>Ghen

>> No.78019746

>>78019706
Thanks I was looking for something like that because cocktrice is kinda bloated.

>> No.78019747

>>78019704
It is common on 4chan to describe anon as femanon when anon is acting like a femanon. You not getting that shows how new you are.
Lurk for a while longer.

>> No.78019752

>>78019723
oh ya good point i was focused on actually being able to activate the card's ability as well

>> No.78019757

>>78019729
>Should have been Naya

>> No.78019770

>>78019747
no they dont its just you every time

>> No.78019771

>>78019698
>3 years from now we get a kobold themed supplemental set just so they can fix the token
It happened for Monarch it can happen for Kobolds.

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>>78019662
Ghen 100% should've been boros

>> No.78019783

>>78019716
You are providing the proof, your anecdotal evidence that stacking your deck works for you.
Or else you wouldn't be suggesting it to others.
Let me go over this step by step.
The point of shuffling is to randomize cards.
It should not matter how well you have ordered and organized your cards, wether to sort them or stack them.
If you shuffle PROPERLY, even so much as seperating cards into four piles one by one and then shuffling those piles together, then any cards that you put together will be seperated, by a quarter of the deck roughly.
You are saying that after "Shuffling" these cards stay together reliably enough that you will draw them and play them together.
That means you have not shuffled, you have stacked.
You are cheating and/or a moron.
Learn how to shuffle.

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>> No.78019789

>>78019771
it'll be a secret lair with cutebolds cause they're hecking cute

>> No.78019792

>>78019662
Now, to be fair, Ghen was originally put in the design file as Boros, and is mechanically a perfect fit for the colors. Nothing about the card is mechanically black.

>> No.78019794
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Post based partner pairings

>> No.78019795

>>78019770
I wasn't even the one that did it lol. I just answered your question. It happens on every board my dude.
It is an amalgamation of the no girls on the internet meme and bullying. If there are no girls on the internet you acting like a girl is some seriously disturbing shit and needs to be pointed out.

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>> No.78019809

>>78019783
fuck bud i'm not even going to ask if you're on the spectrum, you're a fucking rainbow.

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>>78019786

>> No.78019815

I only run 30 mana

>> No.78019819

>>78019783
So many assumptions lol. How are you getting this upset over satire? Are you the real kind of autistic?

>> No.78019824
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Which one are you going to use as your commander?

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>> No.78019830

>>78019809
Your inability to respond to the argument itself shows that you see it's validity.

>> No.78019844

>>78019794
>anax and cymede
>sunsong and firespear
>pia and kirin nalaar
>gay kings
Every partnered group has red in it.

>> No.78019848

>>78019794
>based partner pairings
>posts partners that aren't from the same plane
Incorrect.

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>> No.78019853

Should I go full Ghave or just Slimefoot?

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>>78019794
>based
>partner
who said you could take the cock cage off?

>> No.78019863

>>78019824
Definitely going with It's a Disaster, although Elmo's "No!" Ability is tempting

>> No.78019864

>>78019824
I like this stroke.

>> No.78019870

>>78019783
We joke alot but this is what actual autism in action looks like.

>> No.78019873

>TQ

99% of the playerbase does not enjoy playing against your stax deck

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>>78019773
>>78019792
Commander Legends was a mistake

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>> No.78019882

>>78019858
Sure the RC is in WotC's pockets, but are they gay?

>> No.78019884

>>78019632
It's kinda pushed

>> No.78019898

>>78019783
>[arranging toys by size stops]
wtf is this?

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78019903

>>78019875
"It's cool!"

>> No.78019918

>>78019858
I do not care what your made up rules are I like the mental image of a bunch of tokens that are all 3/9s but only on my turn
I like playing something like high alert or training grounds and swinging with borderline unkillable tokens

>> No.78019919

>>78019824
clearly 'god does not care', that submit 4 ability is broken and the unwanted natural abnormalities can cause permanent damage rule may as well just be "protection from trannies"

>> No.78019927

>>78019884
The game is over by the time you try to cast it.

>> No.78019935

>>78019160
>>78019207
There was also spanish Meloku which makes 2/2's instead of 1/1's

>> No.78019945

>>78019875
I'm not shocked that he did it.
I am shocked that he would say so publicly with no sense of shame.

>> No.78019949

anyone have the autumn fetish pics?

>> No.78019954

>>78019879
I don't hate shivam for being dumb. I hate him for being the type that supports a thing if the representation for currynigs is there. Its the type of tribalism mtg doesn't need.

>> No.78019962

>>78019949
just fucking google it, man, dont curse this thread like that

>> No.78019963

>>78019898
if you follow up the guy I'm responding to is suggesting or being suggested, the artifact lands beside mox opal.
He is suggesting to "manaweave" the three cards together before shuffling.
Mana weaving is spreading your lands out evenly before shuffling to stop them getting clumped.
If you can get three cards to stay together reliably, then you arent weaving and you arent shuffling, you're stacking.

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>>78019873
>99% of me does not care
>If I don't get invited to play again I will move on and make another group miserable until they have realized the error of their ways
I live in a large enough city to do this.

>> No.78019968

>>78019949
I have all the ones that exist before he scrubbed his account clean, why?

>> No.78019979

>>78019875
The fact that this doesn't result in instant termination speaks volumes. At least they took Ari's phone rights away. Has this kid been active on social media since or did he call it quits after this remark?

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>>78019875
>We shat on the principles of the color pie and by extension the point of the format, because we thought it would be cool to do a thing.
picrel
>>78019879
I would be surprised, but then I remember the whole cedh comment with Avacyn and Cursed Totem.

>> No.78019986

why are we so fast today?

>> No.78019989

>>78019968
I was going to shop on onto blasphemous act

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>>78019968
>>78019949
Wtf is this I've never heard of this

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78019991

>>78019963
i don't know who's baiting who anymore, anon. are you the same guy who was manaweaving and you're just doing a magnificent job of samefagging? what is reality anymore?

>> No.78019996

>>78018336
Nah I keep a spreadsheet about anons and their posting habits for autism purposes.

>> No.78020001

>>78019963
Good thing he said weave instead of stacking then. Stacking is cheating.

>> No.78020002

>>78019996
whats mine magic man?

>> No.78020008

>>78019990
Hellow newfag and thanks alot.
Someone is sure to be sharing those horrid scenes again now.

>> No.78020018

>>78018539
Just as annoying as the guy whose hobby is obsessively bringing up trans people in every /tg/ thread to start some dumb culture war spectacle

>> No.78020019

>>78019996
lemme see

>> No.78020024

>>78019991
Its even deeper than that. He thinks the guy talking about weaving is also the guy that calls people schizo and tells them to learn how to read reply chains.
The way he's tried to but in when its clear he was ignored the first time and trying to bait out a discussion on reply chains is hilarious.

>> No.78020025

>>78019996
Who all do you keep track of? Am I on there, or have I fallen off because I haven't been here in a few weeks?

>> No.78020029

>>78019991
I am still and will remain the autist who is ragging on some idjit for not shuffling proper.
I know bad shuffling from experience, elarned early on I was guilty of it unintentionally, decks stayed pretty well the same between games, people gotta learn to shuffle.

>> No.78020032

>>78019875
>made a white card black
>#BlackLivesMatter
Like pottery

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>>78019996
Ooh ooh what's mine

>> No.78020038

>>78020018
Its probably all of the collective userbase doing that and since you see it constantly you think its 1 anon on a tirade.
It isn't, rest assured it is all of us shitting on trannies as they are universally reviled the world over.

>> No.78020039

>>78020024
different anon bud, I just got home from work.

>> No.78020040 [DELETED] 

>>78019990
>>78019989
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>> No.78020052

>>78020025
Not him but everyone, without a spread sheet. The wells you all dip into for your shitposting and your general habits are easy as fuck to notice.

>> No.78020066

>>78020040
Thanks for the spoilers and making it evident what it is, this way I can finish my meal and then enter the link for morbid curiosity in peace

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>>78020040

>> No.78020072
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>>78020040

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>>78020040
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.78020087

>>78020019
No.

>>78020002
>>78020025
>>78020035
Just the regulars. They know who they are. It's not a bad thing and has been ongoing for 4 years. I'm not magic, but when certain images, shitposting topics, words, or decks are posted I stick the post in an access database then get my spreadsheet to count various things. I mostly like you guys and like to know my bros are still here.

>> No.78020091

>>78020052
sounds like your margin of error would lead you to more wrong conclusions than not, but it must be an amusing timesink nonetheless.

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>>78020040
Why did reality have to turn out this way?

>> No.78020100

Glad this thread about cards and card games is talking about cards and card games

>> No.78020110
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>>78020038
that isn't entirely true, anon. they are reviled the whole world over except for by their munchausen by proxy parents (usually mothers) who drive them to the point of mental illness and irreversible bodily harm in the first place for good goy points with the other mothers.

>> No.78020117

>>78020087
Post your spread sheet. I want to see if I'm on it.

>> No.78020119

>>78020100
this is now a meta thread

>> No.78020121

>>78020100
El Ratto is a Card Game topic; he campaigned against a beloved artist and is thus a topic of the card game.
Go be mad elsewhere.

>> No.78020122

>>78020100
Its a general you dip.

>> No.78020127

Say i have seizan and bottomless pit. During my opponent's upkeep, can i order the triggers since they're mine so they draw first then discard?

>> No.78020131

>>78020040
I was expecting leaked cringy Universe Beyond cards.
I wish that was what I got.

>> No.78020137

>>78018355
Post a deck

>> No.78020138

>>78020110
Delve deep enough into the psyche and you learn that even their parents hated them deep down. That is why they led them down a path of self destruction saying it was anything but.

>> No.78020157

>>78020100
For all intensive purposes the anons in /edhg/ are a giant play group and this is us talking about our play group.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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>>78020040
I just don't get why people take pictures of this kind of thing, unless you stand to make money off it

>> No.78020164

>>78020157
it's intents and purposes, anon

>> No.78020167

>>78020040
>mfw involuntary erection while looking over these
B-bros what does it mean?

>> No.78020170

0100
Autumn burchett plays mtg

>> No.78020175

>>78020161
The idiots that take these kinds of photos are the same idiots that chop off their own cocks.

>> No.78020180

>>78020164
Let the man get away with it, errors with common phrases like this are a diamond dozen

>> No.78020181

>>78020161
autogynephiliacs, anon

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>>78020131
>the link of the player being a planeswalker summoning spells is now fully severed as our world cannot be a part of the multiverse anymore.
>our world is part of the "Universe Beyond" and a wall saying that universe and the multiverse will never actually cross
Thats the big sad

>> No.78020185

>>78020131
i have a theory that the 40k cards are going to have like a super-eminence ability. basically activated abilities from the command zone to make the 40k cards so unbelievably pushed you'd have to be a massive faggot NOT to run them
creed's going to let you change the target for attacking creatures

>> No.78020189

>>78020100
This is basically a virtual pub for people who like commander to hang, it's natural we get to other topics, especially when they are related to the game.

>> No.78020198

>>78020175
I've looked through the photos and I can assure you the cock is still attached

>> No.78020199

>>78020167
you watch too much porn guy

>> No.78020206

>>78020164
mistakes like that are a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world.

>>78020185
You've been pushing this angle that they will be the most pushed cards ever for a while now. I think it will be the opposite due to the reception already being negative.

>> No.78020212

>>78020180
It's really a doggy dog world out there.

>> No.78020218
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Thinking about building him. Anyone got some secret spice?
I already know about slippery bogbonder

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>>78019615
I like this idea even more after mocking up a Mono Black Wort. It reads just fine.

>> No.78020227

>>78020206
i know the reception is negative that's why i think they're going to push the powerlevel to account for that. make them must-plays in the current meta and people will plug their noses and shell out the shekels just like they always do

>> No.78020233

>>78020167
It means you're not only gay, but you have poor taste and low self esteem. Stay away from the internet for a little while, it'll do wonders for you, friend

>> No.78020238

>>78020100
Threads don't talk, land does.

>>78020218
dig into Ikoria keyword tokens. Skullbriar doesn't care about what kind of tokens he has, they remain.

>> No.78020241

>>78020040
>Friendly reminder that Autumn scrubbed his fetlife clean and changed the name on the account 5 months ago, the same day that these pics were first posted here.
>Reminder that Autumn or someone close to them browses this thread

>> No.78020246

>>78020206
>You've been pushing this angle that they will be the most pushed cards ever for a while now. I think it will be the opposite due to the reception already being negative.
That might influence future batches but surely the 40k ones have already been designed.

>> No.78020251

>>78020206
I'm champing at the bit

>> No.78020257

>>78020183
>Urza: Were gonna have the Phyrexians pay for the multiverse wall

>> No.78020265

>>78020241
I don't know what the first thing means, so I can't take it as proof of the 2nd claim

>> No.78020266

>>78020227
That seems like business suicide anon. When reception is already this bad you don't tempt fate and double down on it. You carefully navigate erring on making them weaker than intended just to assuage fears.
I get your angle that GW would want powerful cards of their IP but I can also guarantee that the business arrangement puts all power in wotc's hands and none in GWs.

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78020279

>>78020218
Stumpsquall hydra sounds pretty neat, especially if you have a way to return it to hand to do it again, like with temur sabertooth

>> No.78020285

>>78020218
Ikoria stuff is given. no secret.
Ordeal of Nylea is decent.
Eternal Thirst/Sadisitic Glee can pop off.
Feast on the Fallen is straight forward and still annoys people by being on everyone's turn.
Plague Boiler.

>> No.78020299

>>78020265
5 months ago, these horrifying images were first posted by an anon who found Burchett's fetlife account (fetlife being a facebook for fetish degenerates).
The very next day, another anon reported that the account was cleaned out completely; all photos were deleted and the name was changed.
This is all the evidence we need that Autumn Burchett is aware of this general.

>> No.78020301

>>78020040
That shit was fucking terrible

>> No.78020307

>>78020246
The 2 year gap thing was always a lie peddled by wotc. There are cards from the 90s that have the same year signed in the art by the artist as the copyright for the set itself.
If they are already designed they can be changed.

>> No.78020309

>>78020185
I predict that at least one Universe Beyond card will be an auto-include in a plethora of decks - whether by design or by accident - and that will then never be able to be reprinted when WOTC loses the licence.

Actually it just occured to me, if they lose the license to a property is it possible they will no longer be able to show the artwork of cards decipting copyrighted characters on gatherer?

>> No.78020316

>>78020218
I love Skullbriar but I refuse to run any Ikoria cards. Unearth (the card) is great in Skullbriar

>> No.78020320

>>78020266
A lot of things WotC does should be business suicide, and yet here we are.

>> No.78020329

>>78020266
no see because they'll be premium priced so they can milk as many shekels out of the overly powered cards as possible, and claim it's because of royalties or some shit. i don't know what to tell you, man, the 40k commander decks will overall be shit in powerlevel but all have some incredibly pushed overpowered card, probably the commanders themselves, that have some activated-ability-from-command-zone faggotry or something equivalently homogay.

>> No.78020331

>>78020279
>temur sabertooth is an autoinclude in any deck with green
>autism won't let me run it unless I'm in temur specifically

>>78020299
It could be evidence that he took it down after seeing a massive uptick in views and not knowing where it came from and got creeped out. But you are most likely right that he is aware of this place. Same with the RC. Either they post here or they send people to.

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>>78020218

>> No.78020340

>>78020299
idk, could be just someone here likes to oogle at those pictures

>> No.78020352

>>78020331
Oh Shivam was definitely posting here for a while during the smuggie debacle, you could easily pinpoint his posts from how mad the responses were and how much he persisted on the stupidest topics.

>> No.78020353

>>78020266
The problem is when designing crossover cards it isn't just WOTC that we have to worry about, the owner of the IP is also a factor. Most won't care, but I can easily see some dumbass egomaniac insisting that his IP's cards be powerful.

>> No.78020363

>>78020331
Oh the RC knows about us they even have a private chat with the mods who keep track of who from here might post in the discord
also multiple anons told them

>> No.78020365

>>78020329
After they upped the price on the SL meant to be a charity donation I know they are just marking it up to skim it.
Here is the reality - the power level on the 40k or lotr cards is irrelevant. It isn't about power level. Those 2 interests are the 2 that are the most resistant to lefty politics. They were chosen because this is a way to force women and minorities into a setting that isn't about that new age shit.

>> No.78020372

>>78020352
Smuggie? Have I missed I Shivam shitstorm?

>> No.78020376

>>78020299
But why was anon on fetlife?

>> No.78020382

>>78020352
Was he the guy who would show up at the same time every day for like a month and autisticly rant about smuggie or was that someone else?

>> No.78020387

>>78020307
Anson Maddocks and Mark Tedin stick out in my hand as having a few clearly painted in 94 and 95.
I bet wotc asked them to stop dating the images specifically so they could peddle there lies.

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>>78020331
Put white out over temur and write Timmy, boom, solved your problem

>> No.78020397

>>78020363
Sounds they are due for some *ahem* posting

>> No.78020398

>>78020353
The owner of the IP is not a factor. As long as the card isn't flying in the face of what the IP the IP holder does not care.
t. handled this type of cross promotion in gaming for years.

>>78020372
Smuggie took his craft out of 4chan and directly to the RC twitter and it was a fun night that almost killed these threads.

>> No.78020405

>>78020329
The sad part is those decks sound like they'd be cool to play against each other as their own seperate game that uses the same rules as magic. Its the intermingling that is were I get worried.

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>>78020376
Crazy pussy just hits different, anon. It's never worth it, but I guarantee clinically insane pussy is the best you will ever experience in your life, hands down.

>> No.78020411

>>78020331
>Either they post here or they send people to.
Every single day weekday 7-3 seattle time!

>> No.78020416

>>78020382
that was shivam. The best part is he would try to shit talk smuggie even if smuggie posting wasn't happening. For weeks. You can tell he lost sleep over it irl.

>> No.78020423

>>78020299
Why would you post identifiable pictures of your self on a fetish website if you aren't ok with people seeing them? Especially if you are a public figure of sorts.

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Done

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>>78020397
Some anon gifted me this maybe I will actually use it this time
also they put most of the words/phrases on an auto ban list

>> No.78020430

>>78020410
As long as you keep your name, address and DNA to yourself.

>> No.78020431

>>78020365
aint no reason you can't have a niggermarine, anon, hell you could have entire legions of them if the planet that supports them is desert-based or something. i don't know why people keep trying to push female space marines, though, they'd basically look like tran- oh. never mind i figured it out. and while you're correct about it not being about powerlevel since those two IPs are going to bring their own fans along regardless, i think you're still missing the fact that pushing powerlevel also means more cards get sold and therefore more shekels. i can't possibly overstate how much wizards of the coast loves shekels.

>> No.78020439

>>78020411
Here is my litmus for if we are being shillraided on top of IP counts
Thread hits bump limit and posts per minute plummet. That is outsiders thinking the thread has no more purpose. Anons will still be posting in a thread as it slides off page 10. All the hyper early new threads are shills not getting how slow /tg/ is so they want to make a new thread quickly not realizing we could go an hour or 2 without it.

>> No.78020440

>>78020398
He sperged a bit and got ignored after a while. "Almost killed these threads" is definitely an overstatement.

>> No.78020441

anyone build new Drana yet? how hard is it to get off an attack with her?

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>>78020424

>> No.78020452

Just ordered stuff for B/W angel tribal. I'll have mail to show off soon. Thinking about picking up a playmat from Nielsen's site.

>>78020428
You're welcome anon it was a bitch to make.

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>>78020279
>>78020285
>>78020316
>>78020334
Thanks, anons, this is the kind of shit Im talking about. I will look on scryfall for shit with counter and +1/+1, so far found this gem.

>> No.78020454

>>78020398
>The owner of the IP is not a factor. As long as the card isn't flying in the face of what the IP the IP holder does not care.
>t. handled this type of cross promotion in gaming for years.
99% of the time you are correct. But I'm not so optimistic as to believe that there are no IP holders out there childish and retarded enough to make dumb demands.

>> No.78020458

>>78020382
Yeah, it was always at 9 AM PST, it was always bitching about smuggie, and it was always instantly shut down by the thread. It was pretty hilarious that he kept it up for so long.

>> No.78020463

>>78020431
Bro, I just want hot women with abs in magic, stop trying to make my desires into some weird tranny shit plz

>> No.78020467

>>78020431
>aint no reason you can't have a niggermarine
Only salamanders are nigs and iirc, were not born as darkies, it's all in the geneseed.
Every other marine is white by default, black in high UV environments, and pale as a ghost in the dark.
doesn't matter how you're born, it's in the geneseed.

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>>78020424

>>78020440
Were you there that night as the entire thread split into /edh/ and /commander/ over it? All the non-shills went to /edh/ and the shills made /commander/.

>> No.78020475

>>78019451
the biggest difference is that most Canadians are actually decent human beings unlike Americans.

t. spic who lived 8 years in burgerland and 4 in leafland.

>> No.78020481

>>78020439
I just assume if the ip count is above 45 that we have trannies faggots and shills in the thread.

>> No.78020485

>>78020463
look even if somehow they were able to get geneseed to work with females, that isn't how the women would look like after the procedure. just embrace the sisters of battle you don't need freakish genetic supersoldier ladies

>> No.78020487

>>78020410
Oh you surely don't have to tell me. The disgust and realization hit too hard afterwards but while your blood is in other places it's amazing.

>> No.78020489

>>78020382
Yeah; he tried gaslighting the thread a few times and insisting Shivam BTFO Smuggie Anon even though we all had the screenshots showing otherwise - eventually he gave up after like every poster revealed their disdain for him and the RC.

>> No.78020490

>>78020424
This is unironically triggering me.
it's so disgusting to look at.

>> No.78020508

>>78020431
I played the Imperial Fists and Salamanders. Black people exist in the grim darkness of the future and that is fine.
40k is going thru a "marines need women" phase that should have died years ago but hasn't, because its an organized campaign.
Same with lotr. It is no coincidence to me that those 2 properties are what they chose for this.
And I know why they chose them when they could have cribbed from DnD starting out. They are going for the jugular right out of the gate like most ideologues.

>> No.78020515

>>78020490
after being retarded and trying to figure out how to shop it for like 15 minutes I'm desensitized

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>>78020453
Another good hydra that can get bigger the bigger you make your commander

>> No.78020519

>>78020485
I dont know anything about warhammer, but I'll take these sister's of battle you're talking about

>> No.78020521

>>78020428
We just keep moving forward, until all our shills are destroyed

>> No.78020526

>>78020481
Most definitely. I'm just showing other metrics on top of that as some anons don't think the IP counter is solid enough proof.

>> No.78020527

>>78020471
Was that the time some faggot made a new thread at 200 posts

>> No.78020529

>>78020453
It depends on the pod. I've found Predatory Hunger lackluster. Skullbriar is the poster child for "I need to kill fast and bullets too slow"

Instead, use One With Nature

>> No.78020530

>>78020423
The mentally deranged rarely if ever make sound decisions.

>> No.78020536

>>78020475
Motherfucker I've been here all 30 years of my life, Canadians ain't shit by default.
We still lock our doors, have daylight muggings and driveby's and open hostility of racial or political variety.
The only thing that canadians are less of is population dense.
That breathing room you're experience isn't anyone here being nicer, it's just that there are less assholes per square mile.

>> No.78020544

>>78020467
look between the acid spitting and extra organs i really can't keep up with all of the fucking weird freaky genetic shit that space marines have going with them, i've always been more of a fan of the orks as far as factions go anyways

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>>78020424
Please, anon.

>> No.78020548

>>78020521
>Manifest Destiny painting shopped to have massive tiddies

>> No.78020551

>>78020441
I put her in charge of my vampire waifus. She did pretty well.

>> No.78020560

>>78020545
consider it a companion piece

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>>78020545
>>78020424

>> No.78020577

>>78020544
Just wait, the orks will get trannified somehow too.

>> No.78020585

>>78020481
>>78020526
Where do they come from? For what purpose?

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>>78020428
Finally, someone said it

>> No.78020600

>>78020527
No that happened about a month later but also because we were ragging on wotc or the rc hardcore. They seem to freak out and let the mask slip when the entire thread is shit talking them.
>anon shits on wotc or rc
>strangely marketer speak disagrees
>everyone tells him to shut up and goes back to shitting on wotc or rc
>out of the blue race baiting or d&c tactic starts
>new thread made the attosecond we hit bumplimit and are still on page 2
This trend has been happening way too frequently to be anything else than non-4chan people.

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>>78020519
praise the emprah hopefully the sisters of battle get some love in the 40k commander decks

>> No.78020610

>>78020585
they come from wotc and reddit and their purpose is to mak sure that every single living human being is aware at least once every single fucking day, that they are out there and being sexual degenerate scum.
Because they don't do it for themselves, they do it for the attention.

>> No.78020614

>>78020428
Based

>> No.78020619

>>78020600
Honestly the whole new thread part I ascribe to autists who want to have a chance to post their new epic cool TQ

>> No.78020623

>>78020585
I'm assuming a series of discords. The amount that is added is always around the same amounts so it is probably the same people being sent each time.
They were using the "its spoiler season" excuse for a while until an anon pointed out it happened on a day they didn't spoil anything and we haven't seen that excuse again (pointing to them coming up with it until they fucked up).

They don't understand how far weaponized autism goes.

>> No.78020627

>>78020610
Disgusting

>> No.78020633

>>78020600
>still on page 2
you people really need to let this go, no one is autistic enough to time threads like that, I used to make them all the time and you can go fuck yourself.

>> No.78020637

>>78020619
TQ is the least interesting part of any thread and we all know it. We don't get new people often so some newbie not knowing that the TQ is ignored at all times is a rarity, not some excuse you'd see every 2 days like we do.

>> No.78020646

>>78020635
new

>> No.78020655

>>78020633
And now you don't and the ones making them are doing it with more consideration to protecting wotc's image on 4chan than if we needed a new thread made or not.
I'm sure your point wasn't to highlight how this is all your fault but that is all you did.

>> No.78020671

>>78020633
Im usually the guy making threads because when Im up nobody else wants to until the last second but recently some fag keeps making absolutely dogshit threads and fucks with the OP to remove the previous thread for some reason

>> No.78020677

>>78018360
>Play casually, build competitively is the best way to look at EDH.
based.

>make decks based on fundamentally janky or silly wincons
>but know that you have to respect curve/draw/acceleration/interaction if you want your pet jank deck to survive above its weight class, let alone punch above its weight class

>> No.78020683

>>78020307
Anon, they don't commission the art at the start of the design process. It's usually only the sets near the year change-over where art date versus print date is meaningfully distinct.

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>>78020218
depending on the amount of tokens you have

>> No.78020705

>>78020683
Its been consistent from year 1 to now anon. The 2 year flip was always a lie. Always.

>> No.78020706

>>78020365
>Those 2 interests are the 2 that are the most resistant to lefty politics.
I take it that you haven't spent any time around people invested in those interests in any space outside of 4chan?

>> No.78020726

>>78020671
There's a guy around here who has some sort of autistic vendetta against linking the previous threads. He's been here a while.

>> No.78020746

>>78020508
>when they could have cribbed from DnD starting out
The D&D set is coming out before either of them, though. What kind of argument is this?

>> No.78020794

>>78020705
The history of card leaks kind of belies that. They've come out a pretty long time before the set does, meaning that it has to have been locked in, typeset, and gone through test runs by that point.

>> No.78020800

>>78020706
Only every day anon.
t. worked on both the lotr and hobbit movies.

>> No.78020819

>>78020800
>worked on the hobbit movies
You are scum and have given up the right to have an opinion.

>> No.78020826

>>78020794
Not at all. The delay is closer to 3-4 months and always was. 2 years isn't even believable.

>> No.78020875

>>78020545
Tweet this, now

>> No.78020938

>>78020819
It was my job dude. If the movie was a letdown (it was) just think of the metric tonnage of actual practicals we made and they filmed, never to actually show up in the finished film.

>> No.78021009

>>78020826
What's it like to go through life with a tinfoil hat?

>> No.78021010

>>78020819
That's like calling the guy at the fryer in McDonalds an asshole because you dislike the corporation or the burgers

>> No.78021196

>>78021010
the guy at the fryer probably is an asshole, though, have you never worked in a kitchen?

>> No.78021215

>>78021196
he might be an asshole, but not because of the burger or the corporation.

And no, I'm not american, if that's what you're asking

>> No.78021338

>>78020453
fuck, how did i miss this for Skullbriar

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best commander for hate against the color black?

>> No.78021725

>>78021633
100 copies of cleanse

>> No.78022123

>>78021725
Based

>> No.78022165

>>78022123
that was easily one of the dumber bans

>> No.78022198

>>78022165
All of them were dumb

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>>78022198
yes
but like, I can at least see where they were coming from with invoke, not saying that it wasn't dumb, but I can see why
cleanse I have no idea beyond pic related

>> No.78023163

>>78022409
I know what you mean

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