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What is your version of goblin lore?

>> No.77754068

Goblins like to take over abandoned castles and stink them up.

>> No.77754089

>>77754051
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT'S ON HER SKIN
IF YOUR GIRL DOESN'T HAVE A HUMAN SKELETON - THAT MAKES YOU A FURFAG

>> No.77754114

>>77754051
I hate Goblins, Halflings and Gnomes. Especially Gnomes.

>> No.77754136

>>77754114
>t. kobold

>> No.77754146

>>77754114
Gnomes use rape as a currency. It is known.

>> No.77754158
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77754158

Who would win?

>> No.77754169

>>77754051
sexual dimorphism makes the male goblins half the size of the female goblins, who themselves are 4'8 and crave human cock.

>> No.77754342

>>77754068
I'm glad u came friend

>> No.77754377

>>77754051
That's not a Goblin. That's just a funny looking halfling

>> No.77754406

>>77754051
Get that nasty green cunt out of the loot.
>>77754114
Based

>> No.77754440

>>77754146
Gnomes use rape as a means of control. Ever wonder where all those half-ogre laborers and bodyguards come from?

>> No.77754482

>>77754146
explain?

>> No.77754498
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>>77754051
>tfw would totally say something corny like she was worth more to me than all of the gold and jewels around her
>tfw totally use that corny line to seal the deal on an onahole-style quickie

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77754533

Reminder.

>> No.77754570

>>77754051
All goblins have really stinky pussies but that's alright cause it's kinda hot

>> No.77754633

>>77754051
They were made to serve Humie cock

>> No.77754657
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I haven't given my Goblins much thought lately as I've working on my Draconics, Dwarfs, Men, and bouncing ideas around for Elves; Currently I have no plans for Goblins besides maybe having relations to the Orcs which could change of course.

I do like the Warhammer Fantasy Goblins though, they seem fun.

>> No.77754712

>>77754051
Goblins are just little green assholes, no need to give them a complex history.

>>77754114
I love gnomes, but that's in part because I'm a sucker for both implausible clockwork magictech and goofy short people.
Halflings suck though, they're just boring gnomes and don't really serve a purpose outside of their original context within Tolkien's middle-earth.

>> No.77754720

For me it's Kolbolds.

Playing a dick-ass Kolbold prospector in a Wild West homebrew with some friends. Shit is totally cash. Unfortunately swore swear fealty to a chaotic crocodile god to bring a friend back from the brink of death so he's now part Paladin to his displeasure.

>> No.77754733

Gremins, goblins, orcs, and ogres are a single species with enormous size variation. They live underground and their size is (usually) determined by the size of their abode. Goblins "speak" a "language", but it evolves so rapidly that neighboring burrows cannot understand each other, and any group of more than a few dozen will break down due to failure of communication. It is unknown how they reproduce, because they have no genitalia and will not reproduce while in captivity or while being watched, even if they don't know that they're being watched. They eat meat, soft plants, wood, and rocks in that order of preference. Why they do this is unknown, because they are not affected by starvation. Goblins are usually not aggressive but they are territorial, unfortunately they have bad memories and so that they consider to be their territory can shift dramatically from one day to the next for no reason. They copy the behaviors of people and make crude facsimiles of the items they steal, but almost never in such a way where they could actually be used to replicate the intended purpose of the item (such as "books" of crudely bound textiles, filled with scribbled lines). Goblin social hierarchy is determined entirely by size, and they have a hard time understanding that smaller creatures are not necessarily weaker or less dangerous, both within and outside of their species. Some goblins can use primitive magic such as creating small lights and flames, but their techniques do not work when replicated by mages. Scholars who try to study and understand goblins inevitably end up thinking more like them the harder and longer they try, ultimately leading them to jail or to abandoning civilization altogether.

>> No.77754737

>>77754158
General Enri can squeeze all the blood out of a goblin with her bare hands so yeah

>> No.77754743
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>>77754051
The goblins are one of the monster races that watched as the Last Horde of orcs smashed themselves uselessly against the pike-and-shot tactics that the more "civilized" races had developed with the advent of gunpowder. They also noticed that the kobold tribes of Ereshkiin allying with the humans and aiding them in destroying the Last Horde netted a pretty sweet deal for the kobolds, as they were able to join the newly formed Aolosian League, a loose confederation of former petty bickering fiefdoms.

A hobgoblin named Haras basically realized that the advent of gunpowder and the general advancement of technology among the races of the world has drastically changed, to put it succinctly, everything. He'd already noticed the gradual rise of nation-states over feudal fiefdoms, as well as the slow decline of elves and dwarves that are refusing to keep up with the times. Haras therefore waged a pitched fifteen-year campaign among goblinoid tribes in the eastern wastes of Adalian until he was finally able to create a true goblinoid homeland, called Haraskan, which he now rules as its King. Goblins and hobgoblins are flocking to Haraskan to get in on this, while Haras is trying to establish normal relations with nearby humanoid nations.

Things aren't actually working out so well for the goblins, however. Haraskan is a very stratified society and the hobgoblins are 100% the ones at the top of the food chain; goblins are second-class citizens. Still, they're at least better off than the orc refugees.

My setting is literally this map +300 years. Haraskan is the eastern and central part of the "hills for the hillfolk" region.

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>>77754720
>Playing a dick-ass Kolbold prospector in a Wild West
I'm kinda surprised I haven't heard anyone put Kobolds in places like that, specifically the trapper scene you'd see in the frontier.

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>>77754633

>> No.77754815

>>77754051
The males are small and surprisingly handsome, the females are busty, and all of them barely wear clothing and have heat cycles, waylaying and molesting travelers.

>> No.77754830

>>77754051
Well, Anon, when an Orc and a Dwarf love each other very much...

>> No.77754891
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77754891

THIS IS MY VERSION OF GOBLIN LORE, ALL OF YOUR VERSIONS ARE INFERIOR.
SEARCH YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE

>> No.77754926

>>77754089
that is a human skeleton. just of a particularly early-blooming 11 year old.

>> No.77754950

>>77754743
this implies that england is innsmouth

>> No.77755032

>>77754950
How else do you explain the norfs?

>> No.77755246

>>77754743
this is like if you took a map of the Old World and ran content-aware scale on it til the point mesoamerica and the Caribbean replaced west africa.

>> No.77755273

>>77755032
same as the american south. Scottish genetics.

>> No.77755313

>>77754051
I get that this is smut, but god damn look at the care taken to show how light comes off of gemstones! That's a great detail.

>> No.77755323

>>77754950
But Welsh are fish people

>> No.77755331
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>>77754051
Media lately likes depicting goblins as reproducing fast, and some settings, like Goblin Slayer, even having the goblins capture sentients from outside their race for breeding stock, the former going as far as to make them all male. The thing is, in such a case, wouldn't they eventually dilute their own genetics to the point of nonexistence (or at least near-nonexistence), like I saw in a censored comic page on this board where the goblins were conquered by humans and this happened to them. What theoretically feasible genetic quirk could cause the children of goblins, male or female, and other races to come out goblins, or at least with the goblin traits dominant, every time? Or replace goblins with orcs, etc.

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>>77754051
The gods of goblins and elves are brothers and they hate each other.

They both made a race of creatures very much like humans.
But the god of Elves grew jealous and stole the beauty of his brother's creations to add to his own. In response the brother stole the fecundity of Elves for his goblins. The Elf Lord then stole goblins life spans and in turn the Goblin Lord stole the elves inginuity for his creations.

Legends vary on which good stole what first, but both races hate each other with a fanatical passion.

>> No.77755369

>>77754051
I have them as not!Imperial China. Advanced artifice, byzantine politics, and incredibly tall hats.

>> No.77755409
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77755409

In a lot of JRPGs, Goblins are starting area monsters, and the starting areas are usually forests.
So, personally, I've always pictured Goblins as forest dwellers.

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77755412

I like em kind of fat

>> No.77755446

>>77754498

Same

But I'd probably go with "so are you part of the loot too cutie?

>> No.77755451

>>77755412
need source

>> No.77755489
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>>77754891
Do you use the mutant variants from The New Batch? If not, why?

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77755501

I like it the way Xanth does it.
The men far outnumber the women, and embody everything ugly in humans, but the women are exactly the opposite, embodying everything beautiful.
Look it up. Xanth female goblins are hot shortstacks.

>> No.77755587

>>77755369
Same. With mongol ogres in the process of kicking their teeth in .

>> No.77755624

>>77755489
Why would you NOT use the mutant variants?
They're one of the best features. Like the businessman one. Or the waifu one.

>> No.77755685

>>77755624
They're technically not natural variants of gremlin (which is an alien biological weapon race), seeing as they're made from various chemicals in a laboratory.

>> No.77755691

>>77755501
Look him up where?
Is xanth his full name?

>> No.77755701

I don't really care for the whole feral ADHD retard goblin meme, and have always thought of them as being basically the evil equivalent to faeries. At the same time, I like them being kind of scummy, so I split the difference and make them a race of sleazy hucksters and con artists with more ambition than sense. Think Eddy from EEnE if he were backed by fair folk magic

>> No.77755757

>>77755691
Pierce Anthony
Wrote a series of books set in alt Florida called xanth. lots of bad puns

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>>77755757
Well, it's more than just alternative Florida.
In some of the later books, they're going to other dimensions and shit.

>> No.77755811

>>77755451
Gigawix

>> No.77755813

>>77755339
FUN

>> No.77755872

>>77755685
hmm.
Well, I figure they can be mutated by just whatever they fall into.

>> No.77755912

>>77754051

Goblins are the Cursed Ones, the whipping children of the elder races.

The First Gods were alien, and unknowable, save that they grew despondent in their loneliness and desired equals. They created the First Races. These races grew, changed, matured as mortals did. And eventually, they learned the secrets of godhood and their best and brightest became gods themselves. The First Races became the Second gods.

The Second gods continued this tradition, and created the Second Races. These, too,grew and matured as cultures until their best and brightest grew into godhood, joining their progenitors in the heavens. And these Third Gods created the Third Races, The Elves, the Dwarves, the Aracockra, the Giants, some other less-well-known races.

The Third Races failed. Emboldened and spoiled by the copious gifts the Third Gods had given them, they plateaued, refusing to advance for thousands of years. Eventually, the Third Gods walked among their failed creations, and chided them, reminding them that their existences were being wasted and their greatest achievements meant nothing to the gods. The Third Races, in their arrogance, turned from the the gods and struck all mention of them from their societies. Declaring themselves the pinnacles of creation, and even finding was to weave magic around their citadels and cities to prevent the Gods from acting against them directly.

This had never happened before. The mortals rebelled, and what's more, because the Third gods had invested so much power and magic in them, they lacked the strength to destroy their creations, even had they the will to do so. The Third Gods admitted their failures to the First and Second pantheons, who settled on a new course of action: The three pantheons would work together to create the Fourth Races. Learning from their mistakes, the new races were gifted with very little, save for the desire to surpass their predecessors.
-1/3

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>>77755757
It's Piers, not Pierce.
Piers Anthony, which fans of the books memed into Pier Xanthony.

>> No.77755929

>>77755912

Without magical gifts or natural affinities of their own, these young races would carve their own paths towards godhood. Humans. Orcs. Halflings. Goliaths. The Grung and Tortle and Minotaur and many more besides. But first came a prototype, an amalgam of all the input from all the gods to create a race that had nothing but ambition. These, were the goblins.

The goblins are the oldest of the young races, but also the poorest. When the first goblins were created, they crawled from the muck of the earth with nothing, not even guidance from their creators, as they were a test run and should not have been interfered with. So they searched for meaning, and growth, and power on their own. And like most children, they tried to learn from their elders.

The first goblins approached the elves, and begged sanctuary and support. The elves turned their faces away from the diminutive wretches, and cursed them, saying, "Nothing you have and nothing shall you ever deserve. We cast you from the forest depths and heights. May no tree give you comfort and no beast of the glade give you succor. May wind and flower and branch and moonlight turn their faces from you. You are nothing."

In their anguish at being rejected, they approached the Elve's greatest rivals at the time: The Dwarves. They begged for guidance, praising the solidity of dwarven steel and stone, the strength of dwarven community. The dwarves turned away and cursed them, saying "Nothing you have, and nothing shall you ever deserve. We cast you from the mountain peaks and the depths of the stone alike. May no stone give you shelter, may no steel shield you or strike your foes. May stone and steel and flame and hearth all turn their faces from you. You are nothing."
-2/3

>> No.77755950

>>77755929

This happened similarly with the giants, the bird-folk, and all other Third Races, until, embittered, the Goblins cursed themselves, carving their own place in the world. If stone would not shelter them, they would master the mud. If the fresh and beautiful would turn from them they would master the foul and crawling and hideous. If the Elder Races were too petty to share their blessings, then the goblins themselves would be their curse, taking all that they prize and befouling anything they could not possess. Thus has it ever been, and thus shall it ever be: The goblins are the Cursed Ones, and Living Curses upon all who would deride them.

They revel in being everything the older races are not, and rebelling against everything the older races stand for.

>> No.77756370

>>77755950
Nigga no one cares this is a coomer thread

>> No.77756403

>>77754926
>her skeleton belongs to a loli instead of a furry
Worst counterargument.

>> No.77756563

>>77755331
Maybe it's a curse of sorts. Whether in low magic or high magic settings, curses are a very real thing. Someone cursing another to "have all their spawn turn into horrible goblins" or something.

>> No.77756690

>>77754051
They're one of the "Smart" races and as a result tend to be found in cities and other larger settlements. They generally occupy the same niche that high elves do in a lot of setting, since I decided to go full on fallen empire with my elves, who tend to fart around in their forest proverbially masturbating to their individual clan history all the while not addressing the fact that their ancient law system is literally preventing about half their territory from being settled.

>> No.77756728

>>77755950
wtf I want to roll a Goblin now?

>> No.77756760
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>>77754051
>A thread died for some autistic coomer shit
Take it to /aco/ you cunts.

>> No.77756812
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>>77755929

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>>77756760
They only like naked goblins.
We here on /tg/ prefer clothed goblins.

>> No.77756893

>>77754051
They're pseudo-sapient creatures.
Around urban areas they can understand some speech, comprehend the basic use of currency, and even be negotiated with but otherwise mostly just behave like wild pack animals that wear scrappy rags to make up for their lack of fur.
Weapons they acquire are typically left laying around where they're easily stolen by other goblins, never trained, never maintained, only ever brought out for hunts or intimidation. Everything is wielded the same as a club, swung hard and haphazardly.
They like to harass caravans for food and occasionally eat people they don't like however, they're more likely to mob you and try to bully you into giving them handouts and won't usually attack with intent to kill unless they think they have something to gain from it or you get too close to their dens.
The leader of a goblin troop is called a hob and is usually larger and/or better fed than the rest.
The largest hob in a den is called the king and that one is usually the meanest fighter.

They're a nuisance race who's bad and impulsive behavior is easily reinforced and aren't motivated or aspiring enough to become people.

>> No.77756939

>>77756893
are their females trainable/fuckable

>> No.77756967

>>77756812
Why is the loredump man angry in your imported meme image?

>> No.77757294

>>77756370
No such thing. Go kill yourself you worthless, defective unloveable sack of Epstein Reject.

>> No.77757333

Goblins are an artificial species created by a Dark Lord as Servants and Mana Batteries, alongside Orcs via resurrection of Dead Elves and Halflings /Dwarfs mutated with DNA of animals (Pigs for Elves, Mice for Halflings).

Capable of holding incredible amounts of arcane power, but susceptible to Enchantments which allowed them to be controlled/subjugated. Eventually, the Dark Lord was defeated and the sects forced beneath him split off.

The main gist is that my take on Gobbos can have tails and squeeze through spaces half their size due to Mouse Genes.

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Goblins are among one of the most populous races in the world, though in the civilized lands they are somewhat uncommon. Left to their own devices, goblins typically form tribal societies in the wilderness of dark forests and mountain ranges, trading (or sometimes raiding, when they feel they have an advantage in numbers) with border villages.
Often, entire goblin tribes are enlisted into the service of hobgoblin legions (themselves generally hired as mercenaries by all manner of races, especially humans). As a result, several goblin tribes have learned useful skills such as the making and upkeep of metal armor and weapons, and this strange concept called "Strategy."

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>>77754051
Goblins like them that human spunk

>> No.77758435

>>77754926
An 11 year old doesn't have hip development at all, that's the skeleton of a midget.

>> No.77758481

>>77754051
Goblins are created from witches by bringing to life dead children that died particularly traumatic death. They use minor illusions and possessed animals. Particularly nasty for their ability to get in your head and play with your biggest fear.

>> No.77758517

>>77754733
Now this is a fresh take.

>> No.77758596

>>77754533
25 years? damn she lived a long life

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>>77754051
lemon headed maniacs

>> No.77758610

>>77758596
ikr, in goblin years she's practically a grandma

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>>77754051
city gobbos that only pretend to be the dull well behaved slave caste while they blame the halflings for all the complicated heists

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>>77758647
maniacs

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>>77758695
sly

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>>77758725
lunatics

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>>77758737
backstabbing spys

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>>77758760
cackling pyromaniacs

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>>77758772
I just cant decide, so have both and goodnight my gobbos

>> No.77758818

>>77754533
Maybe just don't make the first push hard enough to kill her if you bottom out?
It's like the man said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DXMwFaCp-k

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>>77754051
I my current campaign I just stole the Vaetti from Dominions 5 as goblins.

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>>77754733
>"It is unknown how they reproduce, because they have no genitalia and will not reproduce while in captivity or while being watched, even if they don't know that they're being watched."

So how do they reproduce?

>> No.77758969

>>77758269
I love this person's art and style so much, wish they would do more like this

>> No.77759088

>>77755331
In line with what the other guy said, it's a narrative trope. "They are degenerate, and if you breed with them, your spawn will be degenerate too." The actual mechanism is unimportant, although I would say their fantasy genetics are unstable and and this disability is passed on. In this methodology the way it irons out is that pure goblins are degenerate and ugly, but halfbreeds, while totally goblin, look good and are healthy. Actually, the way it works in the pic you posted, however coomer, nttawwt.

>>77754051
They are from the Shadowfell, because I was looking for things to be from the Shadowfell. That's where all the goblin conquest and Hobgoblin empires are, while the empires are making inroads in the remote goblin-infested regions of [main setting] Free tribes are escaping to the mortal world and even Feywild. They have tails, develop facial markings like AD&D hobgoblins, and can't interbreed with non-goblinoids. Powerful ones may rank up into the next form; goblins seek this but find it's not great to be a hobgoblin, hobgoblins avoid it but enjoy life as a bugbear. I haven't established what's above bugbear. As shadow creatures, they regenerate slowly in pitch blackness, which is how you can drive them into the shadows but they always return.

>> No.77759202

>>77756370
Stop trying to bring everything down, anon. It's ok to like things, and a little honest enotional investment is what this site needs.

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>>77756848
And doesn't it just frustrate them to no end.

>> No.77759327

>>77754051
they're just a type of orc the same way midgets are a type of human IRL

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My goblins are actually Redcaps and they are pests that like to get up to mischievous bullshit and steal peoples headwear so they can paint it red and wear it

>> No.77759362

My goblins are somewhere between Gremlins and the goblins from Labyrinth. They're bad ideas and have a child's wickedness.

>> No.77759466

>>77754051
A subspecies of Orc that developed smaller to live in forests / caves but also developed higher intelligence than them. This also made them one of the earliest races to pick up on metals, and to this day have a nasty rivalry with the dwarves with their clockwork vs the dwarves runesmithing. They also make some of the best alloys, and most races agree as long as you can avoid their eccentricities you can get some of the best weapons from them.
Externally they are basically the ultimate merchants that will get you whatever you ask as long as you can pay, from bodies and goods to information and favors, as they have the best network, being the only race that has connections to pretty much every other race in some way. They are sticklers for contracts though, and if one is broken pretty much every goblin is going to be actively trying to make your existence miserable, and a goblin willingly breaking their contract is instant suicide worthy. Internally much of that gold is going into power struggles and research. It is said that the most common cause of deaths for goblins are other goblins, followed by experiment accidents.

>> No.77759508

They are drones remotely controlled by the hidden computer network to act as its mobile agents and interface terminals. They can act as if they were natural creatures, but certain command words will expose them as the emotionless constructs they truly are, both metaphorically and literally.

>> No.77759571

A pygmy offshoot of the same ancient elven species, went extinct because they lacked the necessary brain capacity to develop beyond a rudimentary hunter gatherer tribe and were exterminated for their aggressiveness.

>> No.77759891

>>77758939
>wejustdon'tknow.jpg

>> No.77759895

>>77754051
>>77755409
>>77755412
>>77755501
>>77755926
>>77758269
>>77758647
>>77758725
>>77758785
>>77759302
How do I get a cute midget gf guys?

>> No.77760025
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77760025

>>77759895
Impress her with mighty deeds.

>> No.77761065

>>77756967
Brevity is the soul of wit, and those who lack wit lack temper.

>> No.77761315

>>77754051
Goblins = Corrupted Gnomes
Orcs = Corrupted Elves

>> No.77761327

>>77754158
Some of those overlord goblins are level 40 on par with top tier adventurers

>> No.77761355

>>77761065
You do realize that your quote is a joke and the man who says it is both a pompous fool and is rambling his small-minded ass off while he says it? Wit is as quick or slow as it needs to be to make a point.

>> No.77761363
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Goblins, hobgoblins, and bugbears are names that humans have given to members of the exact same race. Their deity, representing unrestricted innovation, could not resolve themselves to a single appearance for their creation. Thus, the goblin(oid)s bear remarkable physical variation, with height and bulk impacting their skin and hirsuteness. Between themselves, the difference between a goblin and a bugbear would be viewed as little more than the difference between short and tall humans.

Given their deity's domain, the goblins tend to follow in the way of Warcraft goblins—relentlessly inventive, and often more concerned with bringing concepts to life than with the safety of existing lives. This is usually seen as extremely disruptive to civilization, and thus, larger tribes often set up shop in places like abandoned forts near the settlements of other races.

>> No.77761373

>>77754051
They're a walking example of nature vs nurture.
Ex. a goblin raised by other civilized goblins or similarly civilized species will grow into a civil goblin close to OP picrel, while goblins raised by wildlife or feral goblins grows into a feral goblin closer in line with Monster Manual depictions.
Hobgoblins are born when a goblin's raised in equal measure by feral/wildchilds and civilized folks, and resemble and act like a blend of feral and civil goblins - still as cutesy and pretty as civil gobs but with certain monstrous traits such as unnatural eyes and sharp teeth.
Hobgoblinism is considered a mental illness by both feral and civil goblins.

>> No.77761417

>>77754051
Why do Goblin girls prefer going barefoot?

>> No.77761437

>>77754482
It’s a debt economy

>> No.77761485

In our settings there are a different branch on the evolutionary tree, with a splash of Lovecraftian meddling by alien monstrous "deities".
Not as bad as the "man beasts" but still nasty.

>> No.77761519

>>77754051
I like grots. I think they're fun.

>> No.77761561

>>77755950
Don't listen to the debbie downers anon, I read your fluff and I liked it

>> No.77761562

>>77754051
Rat-like, social, opportunistic. May try to steal your grain but avoid confrontation unless very desperate. Hungry tribals give goblins at large a bad reputation. City goblins integrate into the social underbelly, providing black market services, prostitution, etc. Neither variety appears capable of building their own post-tribal societies.

>> No.77761703

>>77754051
children/adolescents corrupted into evil little monsters, usually after being kidnapped and tortured by witches.

>> No.77761721

>>77754051
Rebellious halflings who dont want to serve their human overlords for whatever reason. They live as bandits and raiders in the many different forests.

>> No.77761746

>>77761065
That's retarded.
You're retarded.

>> No.77761769

>>77754158
This is pretty much a gigantic counter for Goblin Slayer, since Overlord is a series built on the premise that it does not matter one bit how smart, prepared, motivated, justified or experienced you are if someone has DA BIG NUMBERS on you.

>> No.77761772
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>>77756760
I dislike Goblins, but people deserve the right to freely display tasteful cheesecake, as the elegan/tg/entlemen always have.

>> No.77761812

>>77759895
Mine is 1,49cm I send her goblind pictures from thrads like this one.

>> No.77761865

>>77754051
They are transdimensional beings, living in a vast plane of mushroom forests and mycelium plains. They function off of three motivations: eat, fuck, and steal, and their ability to traverse the planes helps them accomplish that. They aren't intelligent, they have no drive to create anything of their own, and they can't even speak, read, or write.
They're a plague that must be eradicated.

>> No.77761892

>>77761769
Except the climax of the first season of overlord was literally ainz outhinking shalltear. Ainz admits if he hadn't known how she thought-basically her being a smug cunt at heart- that he probably couldn't have beaten her, and her own short sightedness caused her loss. Yes, it is very numbers gamey in the story, but there is such a huge gap in power levels that it might as well not matter. There's, what, 5 possible creatures that could match one of the guardians or ainz in single balanced combat? Goblin slayer operates on a much lower level where even the most powerful enemies he faces are around his strength when compared to beings like ainz.

>> No.77761903

Only time goblins featured in an original setting it was as basically space jews or ferengi. Spread across the galaxy in a mix of crime syndicates, nomadic scavenger clans and corporations, which sometimes overlap and the internal politics of which is a difficult to follow clusterfuck. They're also proliferators of technology through their trade and are prone to adapting technologies for entirely new species, usually ones who have just recently joined the galactic community. Uplifting primitive species solely to peddle fancy technology to them is a common get rich quick scheme. This is the reason most humans wear very tight fitting space suits, because they were developed by goblins, who just happen to see humans as a bunch of servile schmucks good for nothing but fighting, hard labour and sex. Because it was all thought up for ERP.

>> No.77761907

>>77761746
Good job proving his point.

>> No.77762050

>>77754089
Are midgets human?

>> No.77762058

>>77754158
Look, if it's not a goblin, GS doesn't care.

>> No.77762099

>>77761907
That's also retarded.
You're also retarded.

>> No.77762138

>>77761812
You're lucky anon, I'm happy for you.

>> No.77762203

>>77754051
Subspecies of Faerie. Adept at use & maintenance of machines.

>> No.77762293

>>77761892
Ainz only ""outthought"" Shalltear because he decided not to use his other dozen overpowered as shit NPCs to walk over her, and the entire crux of his plan still involved the grievous abuse of pay to win artifact gear

>> No.77762401

>>77758647
I now want to run a goblin named Gavroche.

>> No.77762806

>>77754051
>the real treasure was the goblins we met along the way

>> No.77762823

>>77754051
I wish to see her pussy piercings please

>> No.77763316

They grew up on an island separated from the other races, they're weird and peaceful, but are resentful due to losing their other island. Their language is very vile and they use swear-based magic.

>> No.77764877

>>77759895
be taller than most girls

>> No.77765274

>>77754051

What's the correct height for goblins? About half the size of a person?

>> No.77765459

>>77761772
>tasteful
It's not tasteful, the only reason it's not an outright porn dumb from /aco/ ssg is because they'd get banned for posting porn.
Why they insist on posting threads here instead of staying in the /aco/ threads is beyond me. Coomers aren't intelligent creatures.

>> No.77765811

>>77765459
taste is subjective :)

>> No.77765922

>>77754051
Goblins live in huge "apartment buildings" that are basically Hobbit Holes from The Shire with their entire family. Each one holds the entirely of a family tree, and because Goblins have lots of children, they need lots of space. They are very mischievous, but as they mature they chill out and become very laid back yet hard working.

Goblins who have relationships with Orcs or Humans generally have to build man sized sections of their "Hive" as they call it. Half Goblins are pretty common, and generally they are about 5 to 5'4 average, but they retain Goblin features such as sharp teeth, green skin, and long pointed ears that flap around the side. They also frequently have freckles or large birth marks all over them.

Goblins and Orc cannot use magic at all, and thus become Alchemists if they want to practice anything magic related.

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>>77758600
>lemon headed

>> No.77766461

https://youtu.be/5_432s60y5w

>> No.77767084
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>>77754051
Goblins are well suited to enduring harsh environments, and view hardship and oppositions as symbols of pride. They natively reside in predator-laden marshlands or rough mountainsides, which has additionally put a cultural emphasis on the collection and management of resources. Their mythic heroes are those befallen by vastly superior threats but manage to prove victorious through endurance, subversion, and clever usage of their tools. They're omnivorous and breed fast. They would much rather find security in a trustworthy group, even if it's not composed of other goblins, than go it alone. Their cultural belief and lived experience of food and valuable gathering can cause them to become overwhelmed if they're placed in an environment with an abundance of resources within easy access, such as a city or conventional marketplace. They have:
>Large, vertically slit eyes that gleam in dim light.
>Long arms and proportionally gangly legs with strong thighs.
>Sharp teeth and long, dexterous tongues.
>Black clawed feet and fingers.
>"Sharp" facial features, and a normally wiry build that will rapidly fatten up if given a large, steady supply of food.
An average goblin may come up to the hip of an average sized male human, with an exceptionally tall one reaching the ribs.

>> No.77767355

>>77764877
Most girls are not midgets anon.

>> No.77767489

>>77762293
>>77761892
>rp necromancer vs canonically minmaxed cleric
i wonder who would win, ainz won just because shalltear spammed all her abilities and she has no pvp knowledge

>> No.77767672

>>77754051
My players kept flip-flopping between "goblins are ugly barely intelligent fodder" and "goblins are hot slutty shortstacks" that I ended up coming up with lore that merged the two together. I don't even give a fuck anymore. Sure thing Darryl, go ahead and seduce the busty tavern wench, just as long as you pay her enough to support her and her daughters for another month.

>> No.77767722

>>77754114
>le I hate short races maymay
Nice NPC take

>> No.77767749

There are two breeds of goblin
Short, squat little eggheads that design contraptions for the facilitation of war or going fast, preferrably both
The tall lankier ones want to go fast and fight everything for entertainment

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>>77755412
>ka-ching!

>> No.77767983

>>77758939
>By not being watched we know that much

>> No.77768269

>>77767929
that's actually pretty clever, subdermal card reader would be neat piece of cyberware for a stripper or any other thot

>> No.77768537
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>>77755412
The thick tind

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>> No.77768746

>>77767929
noice

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>> No.77768816

>>77762050
Science points to yes, but science has been wrong before.

>> No.77768897
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Should goblins have tails?

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>>77768897
I'm fine with it, I kinda like it.

>> No.77769236

>>77769053
It looks like it would be fun to pick her up by her tail.

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>>77769236
I feel like she would absolutely hate that.

>> No.77769452

>>77754051

Goblins are men that dined at the tables of hags. Hags use them as servants and to cause chaos.

At night, they dream and remember when they were men. When they wake, they forget their dreams and humanity, but remember that something very important was taken away. This makes them extra surly.

Misery loves company, so they also love dragging people back 'home' to make more friends.

>> No.77769970

>>77769452
Very strong fairy tale vibe from this. I love it.

>> No.77770069

They’re all female and all belong to me

>> No.77770133
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Yeesh, the jannies really messed up this thread for no reason.

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>>77770133
I dunno why but this image makes me wanna impliment a goblin version of the kanker sisters.

>> No.77770362

>>77761065
Okay but wit doesn't have anything to do with a loredump, cretin

>> No.77770463

>>77770362
Calm down, breathe, move on.

>> No.77770494

>>77770133
Janny hates any depiction of even remotely attractive humanoids, they remind him that he will never be woman.

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>>77770302
Marie was the hot one, but May was also kinda cute with her buck teeth.

>> No.77770535

>>77754051
My goblins are the fallen first race.
Be advanced society who Tower of Babel themselves by attempting to bind the Djinn who built the world. They’ve been scattered and stupored into tribals. They’re religion is a bastardized version of their own history, worshipping the names of ancient leaders.

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>>77770497
Marie was best kanker. Also i will be saving that pic for later use.

>> No.77770675

I can't find the post I wanted to reply to now, but regarding the whole DNA dilution thing because of inbreeding:

I remember that in troll lore by Fredrick K.T. Andersson (the guy who drew all those pics of bard having halfbreed kids with everything), the trolls needed to "thin the blood" every now and then by adding non-troll genetic material to the gene pool or they grew increasingly monstrous.

It could work like that with goblins. Pure-breeding goblins eventually get more and more monstrous and to avoid crippling issues they have to breed with nongoblins to reset the genetic counter?

This could go either each purebred goblin generation going more and more monster manual feral and stupid. Or alternatively, it might push them more and more into bugbear, which is the sweet-spot, but then you go too far and get ogres and trolls and at this point bloodline is considered lost because even trying to thin the blood via rape usually ends up lethal for the unfortunate partner.

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>>77770535
>>77770675
This is genius level, and I will be stealing this.

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>>77770589
I always loved the dusky 'one eye covered by hair' look.

>> No.77770789

>>77770729
Ai dungeon added a new mode that allows you to essentially generate world index entries, and it created the goblins as the precursor race, but it went full elder scrolls and had them be a cursed breed of elf.

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>>77770789
I don't think it can be stated enough how fun goblins are to work with because possibilities like this exist.

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>> No.77771009

Wow.
You guys are a bunch of degenerates.

>> No.77771039
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>>77771009
And don't you forget it.

>> No.77771045

>>77771009
first day?

>> No.77771051

>>77771009
shut up nerd

>> No.77771061

>>77771009
You don't know the half of it, man.

>> No.77771065
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>>77771009
And that means what to me?

>> No.77771082

>>77771009
You must be new here.
Time to get fucked, stud.

>> No.77771085

>>77771045
Far from it. Sometimes it just surprises me, because I usually keep off of these threads.

>> No.77771087

>>77771009
Pfft, this is baby stuff, you should see what happens with Thr-kreen

>> No.77771111
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>>77771082
How did something so stupid become such an iconic line of text?

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>>77771009
You ain't seen nothing yet.

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>>77771009
If I marry my goblin onahole it is no longer degenerate

>> No.77771126

>>77771009
We have such sights to show you anon.

>> No.77771127

>>77771087
T-thri-kreen? As in there are thri-kreen waifus?

>> No.77771146

Vore goblins

>> No.77771153

>>77761561
I unironically liked it, despite my seemingly ironic response. I'm already fond of Goblins, and I'd probably always roll one if they had a backstory like that.

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>>77771121
Yes, absolutely.

>> No.77771198

>>77770494
how long until this post is deleted?

>> No.77771219

>>77761769
Except the entire meme of Goblin Slayer is that he's that one faggot that joins the table with all non-roll abilities, thus leaving nothing to luck.
His 'player' would be some full frontal autism type that's had bad experiences with bullshit dice and thus taken every ability which fucks on any attempt to roll dice and avoids all encounters where dice are likely to get involved.
Doesn't matter how high your numbers are if you never roll them is the entire underlying theme of his character.

>> No.77771239

>>77771127
~8ft tall? Four arms? Breathe through holes in their exoskeletons?
Yeah, those ones.

>> No.77771286

Sci-fi set up; they were originally designed as transhumans to take up the slot of 'Tiny people that don't eat as much and can fix technology by being left in crawl spaces'
They have since then developed into cultures ranging from Jawa-esq scavengers to civilized 'We still work in old tech, it's a livin' types through to raid-gremlins who'll Vietcong your entire colony, vent the atmosphere and wait out until you're all dead then infest it.

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Goblins in Flaky Pastry are a former high tech race fallen on hard times. Nitrine can do high tech, but on an idiot savant level, she doesn't really know what she's making until she presses the on button most of the time

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>>77771198
just got warning for another post, treading thin ice here

>> No.77771435

>>77754051
Goblins in my setting are nomadic herdsmen who drive sounders of pigs across the land. While Goblins eat the pigs, they also worship them. The head god of their pantheon, Skemgarl, is the Boar-headed God of War, Storms and Hogs, and bequeathed pigs on his children as a promise to always feed them if they follow his commands. So every hog that is butchered is also a sacrifice to Skemgarl, a thanks for his beneficence. Goblins who live in forests also have a worshipful relationship with Trows, my settings version of Trolls. Trows look like a hairless gorilla with a boar's head, leading Forest Goblins to believe that Trows are Skemgarl's heralds. Forest Goblin bands will follow Trows, offering them the choicest hogs they have. Trows, not creatures to look a gift pig in the mouth, happily protect their meal tickets, and even lead them to mushroom patches, which usually ends up leading to a harvest celebration that is one part Thanksgiving and one part Psilocybin-fuelled Burning Man Bacchanal.

>> No.77771735

>>77762058
Enri have a goblin army

>> No.77771737

>>77754051
They are the descendents of gnomes who were corrupted by dark magic. Hobgoblins are the same for elves, and bugbears for firbolgs.
they have an innate hatred towards all non-goblinoids, especially gnomes.

>> No.77771796

>>77754051
they're all female, attractive, and fuckable. They also operate like Goblin Slayer goblins in that they require males of other species to propagate. Also, generally violent and cruel, so they aren't *entirely* fetish fuel, just mostly.

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>>77771350

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>>77771111
DUAL QUADS

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>>77771853
octets tonight

>> No.77771936

>>77758939
The mystery is more interesting than any answer could be

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>>77771111
Probably because it gets encountered so often, much like 'HALTHALTHALTHAHAHAHALHALAHALHALHALT' or 'We're watching you...scum' or 'Stop right there criminal scum!' etc.
Nice digits, have a gremlin

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>>77771146
Yes.

>> No.77772279

>>77754158
Legit something I've thought about. Goblin Slayer would probably be super fucking confused, but he's not totally unreasonable. He would likely lash out at the goblins, get talked down, then proceed to sit in a corner rethinking his entire life as he watches goblins farm or some shit.
Even then, the goblins under Enri in Overlord are hugely different with their stockier frames so he probably would be just a bit apprehensive enough and even more so when they start talking in a perfectly serviceable tone instead of the broken speak he's used to goblins attempting.

>> No.77772347

>>77772278
sauce

>> No.77772457

>>77772347
BigBig It's vore

>> No.77772466

>>77771039
Peak pointy goblin. Pointy ears, pointy teeth, pointy nose, pointy hat. Also, i forgot about goblin chan.

>> No.77772617

>>77772457
Actually it's straight up cannibalism.

>> No.77772634

>>77771146
>>77772278
Based, honestly.

>> No.77772695

>>77770463
No because I'm in the right

>> No.77772698

>>77761772
>UNNNGH THICC FATT MIDGETS I WISH THEY WERE ON MY COCK UNNNNNNGH AWOOOOOOGA LOOK AT THIS GREEN BOOOOOOBA
>omg so tasteful 100% wholesome seal uwu
You're a massive faggot in two different directions.

>> No.77772906

>>77772698
>newfag has no sense of taste
Why would you come to a board widely known for producing as much pornography as it possibly can under its rules to complain about this?

>> No.77772922

>>77772014
I don't think I've seen Ophelia fan art before m

>> No.77772936

>>77772617
And that's different from vore how?

>> No.77772971

>>77770930
>>77770937
God, this cringey snowflake porn OC is so goddamn ugly.

>> No.77772991

>>77772906
Fatfags have no taste.

>> No.77773237

>>77754051
I know its a lewdlin thread but here's my serious answer:
Goblins are a type of demon, ousted from the human world in antiquity, residing in the Demon World and only being able to access our side with human or higher demonic intervention. They have some potentially useful powers but are only really dangerous in mass groups.
After the breaking of the world with the arrival of magic, some goblins were able to come back across into the now-magically infused human world through reopened demongates, and like other species of demons like the elemental Gnomes and Undines who became Dwarves and Merfolk respectively, reacclimated to the world and became a new species, now called hobgoblins, which look similar, but are born through spores released from other wounded hobgoblins that take root and grow in human/mortal blood.

>> No.77773337

>>77772936
Karbo vs Mado

>> No.77773397

Goblins in goblin lands are basically the peasant caste. They're the ones that make up the majority of goblinoid society, which is regimented, structured, and militaristic society. They're the farmers, the shepherds, the tailors, etc. What spellcasters there are among goblinoids are usually goblins.

Hobgoblins basically make up the noble class, being primarily warriors. Every hobgoblin is expected to know how to fight and to have their equipment in good shape and ready to go at any time.

Bugbears are basically the elites. They're generally shock troops, and allowed to do pretty much whatever they want whenever they're not engaged in fighting.

Goblinoids as a whole reproduce very rapidly. Twins and triplets are very common, and they grow up fast as well, reaching full maturity (physical and mental) by the age of 5 for goblins, and by age 10 for hobgoblins and bugbears.

Goblinoids that people encounter OUTSIDE goblin lands are generally refugees from some inter-goblinoid conflict or another, though some merchants can be found among them as well, but they tend to keep to themselves.

>> No.77773506

>>77771009
I wouldn't take my /tg/ any other way.

>> No.77773539

>>77754051
the result of a wizard/alchemist trying to create a hobgoblin slave race

>> No.77773680
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77773680

>>77770675

Here, found his gallery. Forgot he had a new handle after elfwood went down. Warning, nipples everywhere.

https://www.deviantart.com/derangedmeowmeow/gallery

>> No.77773771

I am running my first campagn and we have a couple of goblins as traders, and i did barrow some of the lore from a Co-dm thats helping me become a better dm.

Goblins in my game world doesnt have much of a lore. but they got a shifty reputation. for one, theyre seen as theives and scoundrals. as for other, theyre seen as respectable traders and travelers. as far as their culture and origins are, its either purposely made unknown, or they dont have one and its left to speculation.

>> No.77773811

>>77773337
Speak English faggot

>> No.77773822

Almost unremarkable except for the fact that they are magic sponges and highly adaptable. Put them near a volcano? You get fire goblins with craggy skin. Live in a place with massive tides? You get gill goblins in one generation. The are the only thing aside from howling mutants and sentient spells gone awry that can live in the Magic Desert.

>> No.77773867

>>77773237
Why not just call them imps?
>>77770675
Yeah. I really like the idea and used it in a campaign with trolls instead of goblins.
They also worshiped "TROLL" who was this massive regenerating creature kept in a pit in their biggest city. Legends say that an intrepid soul made it in to the pit, had sex and made it out alive, thereby letting the people secure the blessings of trolldom.
Trolls that get a little too dumb/feral are dumped in the by pit with TROLL to be devoured.

>> No.77773893
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77773893

>>77759088
>fantasy genetics are unstable
Could a virus cause that?

What if goblinism is caused by a sexually transmitted parasite? It can be treated, but if you're born a goblin, you're like that for life? How might the life cycle of such a parasite work?

>>77770675
>>77773680
>It could work like that with goblins. Pure-breeding goblins eventually get more and more monstrous and to avoid crippling issues they have to breed with nongoblins to reset the genetic counter?
How would the genetics of that even work?

>> No.77773907

>>77773893
Presumably similar to inbreeding

>> No.77773964

>>77773867
Because imps are yet another demon type. Imps, Goblins, Gremlins, and Spriggans are all distinctly different small demon types.

>> No.77774275

>>77754051
Goblins are just feral ork children. They get kicked out of the tribe when young and are expected to fend for themselves. When the group hits puberty the males fight for dominance and the winner becomes the new tribe's warchief.

>> No.77774299

>>77772922
To be fair, Malifaux fan art is appallingly rare at the best of times, never mind for the shits-and-giggles faction the Gremlins represent.

>> No.77774390

>>77773867
>Yeah. I really like the idea and used it in a campaign with trolls instead of goblins.
>They also worshiped "TROLL" who was this massive regenerating creature kept in a pit in their biggest city. Legends say that an intrepid soul made it in to the pit, had sex and made it out alive, thereby letting the people secure the blessings of trolldom.
>Trolls that get a little too dumb/feral are dumped in the by pit with TROLL to be devoured.
Stealing this.

>> No.77774412
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77774412

>>77773893
Don't know. Don't care.

>> No.77775041

>>77754733
okay i like it.

>It is unknown how they reproduce, because they have no genitalia and will not reproduce while in captivity or while being watched, even if they don't know that they're being watched.

Perhaps they do not at all. Maybe they just appear.

>> No.77775137

>>77758969
https://www.artstation.com/anzka

>> No.77775139

>>77773893
Magic.
Or is a curse(blessing?) That builds in pretty easy generation.

Alternatively, special retard goblin (troll) chromosomes. They build up between generations because during meiosis they split and replicate into both sex gametes. So when an XX(g) goblin girl has sex with a XY(g) Goblin male they create XX(gg) or XY(gg) "super goblin" children. And the pieces continues until stock humans are introduced halving the number of g genes in the next generation.

>> No.77775154

>>77774299
Wet cooks use more honestly. Especially given how terrible official art has been for a while.

>> No.77775162
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77775162

This is what I see whenever one of these threads comes up

>> No.77775194

>>77775162
What did Madonna do to you, anon?

>> No.77775262

>>77775162
Would

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>>77775273

>> No.77775343

>>77775308
>uguuu you're the only boy who has ever found me cute uwu i'll be you're dedicated submissive little knobslobbing gobsleeve even though you're a flabby neckbeard with the personality of a used napkin UNYUUUU~
God, this shit is so cringy.

>> No.77775428
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>>77775343
You know what's more cringe than that?
You.
Is your cute aggression acting up again?

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77775462

>>77775343

>> No.77775463
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77775463

>>77775308
I like this dude's gobs.

>> No.77775471

>>77775428
>cute aggression
post the cap please, I lost mine when my ssd bricked

>> No.77775557

>>77771111
Checked

>> No.77775582

>>77775428
>n-no u
Coom has rotted your brain

>> No.77775619

>>77775428
Little less nose and she could be a Gremlin

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>>77775582
The coom makes me strong. It makes us all strong.
The thread is still here, non? I'm still posting goblins, non?
Maybe try a different vector of approach if you want to attack someone's sense of virtue in their own territory.

>> No.77775726
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>>77754051

>> No.77775800
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77775800

Freckle butt.

>> No.77775905

>>77771219
>Thinking Overlord characters roll at all.

No, they force your numbers against theirs and crush you. One red cap assasin and it's over.

>> No.77775917

>>77775726
newfags btfo

>> No.77775981

>>77754158
Pretty sure Goblin Slayer could take a random tavern wench.

>> No.77776017 [DELETED] 

>>77775647
And yet half your posts still get deleted. Cope and dilate.

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>>77776017
Well, he does do it for free.
Just like the rental space in your head.

>> No.77776072
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77776072

>>77754051
i should probably write something about them since i already got something about the rest of the goblinkin

>> No.77776091

>>77776053
You're the one wasting your life posting the same 50 or so images days on end to trigger the libs or some gay shit, not me

>> No.77776117
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77776117

>>77776072
i really like the dragon's dogma kind of goblins that repoduce from an evil magic tree by making blood sacrifices to it but it would be silly making malevolent forest spawns when the rest of the goblinkin are already an stablished civilization

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>>77776091
Coom is politically neutral, my friend.
I post goblins because it pleases me to do so.

>> No.77776159

>>77754051
Oh look, another NeckBeardia content thread

>> No.77776172

>>77770494
Whats it like to be so cringe?

>> No.77776377

>>77770302
they're closer to a coven of hags.

>> No.77776387

I didn't know this image had a clothed version.

>> No.77776419

>>77754051
They're another offshoot of elves, more closely related to orcs than to gnomes. The Draconic Sovereignty used them and gnomes as a template for the creation of kobolds.

They can live anywhere pretty easily. In my setting, they're renowned for their work ethic and how cheap it is to house them. The goblins out in the wilds, however, are a completely different story.

>> No.77776454

>>77773893
>>77775139
>>77759088
>>77755331

The obvious are that goblins in these continuities are single gender species, ostensibly male, who rape females of other races to use as incubators for eggs, even internal. The host species genetics are not necessary or carried, just the scenario for the goblin egg/parasite to grow safely.

All series with male only goblin races and "well we just don't know, it's a mystery my boy" handwaving are obfuscating goblin rape being part of the goblin life cycle and why goblins are such a low level but insidious menace.

Any goblin can make more goblins. And , probably with a much higher mortality rate, they can breed without a host as well. So even one goblin means an incipient goblin infestation.

The opposite of this is the /tg/ /aco/ matrilineal goblin species where female goblins need to be impregnated by other races. And optionally
>genes are subsumed and twisted into half gobbo's outwardly gobbo.
>it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit, being fucked triggers ovulation and making new gobbos due to a dark magic reason for their existance

But normiesphere male only goblin races are almost 100% only explainable by rape and parasitism/cuckoo'ism of using other races to breed their single gendered young.

>> No.77776579

>>77776133
>Coom is politically neutral, my friend.
Not the other anon but it really isn't. Porn is exceedingly political. Just look at all the weird shilling of cuckshit and interracial. This thread including.

>> No.77776630

>>77771350
looks like lord dominators little sister

>> No.77776779

>>77775726
man has a point.

>>77776454
if anything rape goblins seem the least realistic in this scenario cause who the fuck is going to carry a goblin to term? just eat a bunch of red clover babe, trust me it's not surviving that if calves can't.

and even if they do, who leaves it alive as a baby? it would have to do the xenomorph thing where it just busts out of your chest and runs off immediately clawing at anything between it and the cover of the wood.

>> No.77776926

>>77775463
Love the one with her getting pelted with a slice of cheese

>> No.77776985
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77776985

I wonder if the 77777777 get will be a goblin

>> No.77776997

>>77776985
It can be if you make it one, anon. Believe in yourself.

>> No.77777027

>>77776997
nah I gotta tuck in, just wondering

>> No.77777070

>>77754051

Goblins are an independent folk that rage against the machinations of the Norns. Goblins are driven to snip the threads of fate woven by the Norns. Unfortunately, many goblins began questioning if this were truly possible; they postulated that the will of the Norns is ultimately inescapable. This led to extremely destructive internecine war amongst the goblin philosophers. In the aftermath of this philosophers' war, the goblins embraced an atavistic lifestyle to keep from killing each other.

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>>77776985
Here's hoping.

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>>77776926
Yea that's a fun one.

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77777446

>>77776985
>>77777777
We'll see, we'll see.

>> No.77777465

>>77777446
Thems some pointy teeth

>> No.77777488

>>77776579
It's true, any porn artist who wasn't talking about BLM non-stop on twitter got pushed off patreon to subscribestar.

>> No.77777513

>>77776117
Do whatever you want bro.
Maybe goblins are a failed experiment from trying to mass produce hobgoblins.

>> No.77777553

>>77776454
That doesn't work for the monsterous degeneration thing. Unless the male goblins reproduce by raping each other.

>> No.77777771

>>77777553
and what if they do? gonna form a lynch mob?

>> No.77777775

Octos > gobshits

>> No.77777875

>>77777775

>> No.77777896

>>77777771
Naw. I just think you gotta take it to it's conclusion if you want a setting with gay rape butt goblins

>> No.77777927

>>77777775
What's an octo?

>> No.77777930

>>77777775
Lile the fish? Are you an anime girl?
Also checking >>77777777

>> No.77778004

>>77777930
It's a yugioh thread anon.
Check out my five

>> No.77778307
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77778307

Gobbos, you say?

>> No.77778330

>>77776779
1. Goblins capture women and use them as incubators to term and beyond, repeatedly raping them and making them carry goblins to term
>breaking if you will, a common feature of goblin fiction where the experience is harrowing or soul destroying for those captive of such low level swarm monsters

2. goblins have a short life cycle and are almost self sufficient after birth as there isn't much there behind those goblin eyes besides finding women to rape to make more goblins. Goblins are killing and raping the same month they're born in most mythos

>> No.77778339

>>77777553
There are only male goblins and any hole is a goal
>don't get captured by goblins

>> No.77778456

>>77777513
or vice versa, hobgoblins are the urukhai of goblins.

>> No.77779365

>>77771111
WITNESSED

>> No.77779371

>>77754657
I give goblins at will invisibility and make them rarer fey spirits that pop out of muddy rivers and rotten logs to cause mischief and sometimes violent pranks. Or to accompany they wild hunt as boar spear weilding phalanxes to slaughter the fleeing prey of their elven masters.

>> No.77779533
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77779533

>>77778330
Clearly the answer is to start raiding goblin women and raping them, so they can't be giving birth to goblin babies and deny the goblins valuable resource.

>> No.77779548

>>77769452
Based

>> No.77779550

>>77767084
>Goblins outside of the boonies rapidly become thicc onaholes because their bodies are evolved for scarcity

>> No.77779567

>>77769452
That's really cool

>> No.77779571

>>77776985
Spoiler alert: It was Yugioh

>> No.77779580

>>77770494
What's it like to be so based?

>> No.77779582

>>77779533
But anon, there /are/ no goblin women! All goblins are textbook ugly bastards

>> No.77779617

>>77771127
There was an entire zex scene written out that I'm pretty sure is still archived on 1d4chan. It was good too.

>> No.77779622

>>77771009
I much prefer degenerate /tg/ to the daily REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.77779909
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77779909

Goblins are for bullying.

>> No.77780247

>>77754051
They like making sausage.

>> No.77780314

>>77755331
Well the thing that pops to mind is goblins are actually humans with a mutated Y chromosome, without which the other genes don't present

>> No.77780369

>>77754051
The only Goblin version that matters are Goblin Slayer goblins. All other Goblin versions, especially the Coomer shit, need to fuck off and die and stay dead forever.

>> No.77780467

>>77755501
>look it up
>find out that the harpies cursed the goblin females to have an ugly bastard fetish
Well shit

>> No.77780493

>>77776117
why? if the goblins are a fallen race then why would it have been impossible for parts of that race to become slaves to other entities and warped by centuries of service. the same narrative device is employed with elves and humans, it's a convenient way of distinguishing 'kill fodder' goblins from 'itinerant trader' goblins.

>> No.77780518

>>77780369
lol dumb weeb

>> No.77781038

>>77773907
>Presumably similar to inbreeding
Why would they be at near constant risk of becoming inbred?

>> No.77781073

>>77771065
What ate Goblin views on marriage

>> No.77781122
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77781122

>>77780467
The funny thing is that the harpies are the opposite, with all of the women being ugly, but all of the men being cute fuckboys.

>> No.77781314

>>77780518
Shut the fuck up 1 digit IQ troglodyte.

>> No.77781733

>>77754051
They are mutated humans who went underground. Genocide against goblins is extremely common

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77782352

>>77771111
Nice Digits.

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77782702

Hell, I'll throw one last gobbo on the pile.

>> No.77782769

>>77775154
>Wet cooks use more honestly
I know it's a typo but the mental picture made me laugh.

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