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>Current meta, complete with deck list
>Build and share casual decks

>Build and share cubes

>Search engines
>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
Your local chinaman (we're still researching this one)
Your printer + bulk cards + sleeves can also do the trick
>Library of in-demand alters


Before spoiler season starts this week, what do you think FIRE card design will look like in Kaldheim?

>> No.76460748
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>the state of blue players

>> No.76460798
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Fuck mtg
This game is so shit

>> No.76460832

Go to your nearest lgs and continuously misgender him. It's your civic duty.

>> No.76460845

Reminder that Magic has been shit since Ixalan. That includes Throne of Eldraine, despite me liking that set flavor wise.

>> No.76460870

Snow Bolt
RS (snow mana)
Deal 5 damage to any target

>> No.76460902

Imagine getting banned from a store for misgendering a piece of paper. You know it will happen somewhere.

>> No.76460979

No it won't.

>> No.76461011

More pushed snow-matters cards without any meaningful hate, because land destruction makes players feel bad and players should never have to do anything with risks or downsides.
And of course, they'll make their way into Legacy with no Astrolabe ban.

>> No.76461015

Only one way to know. We'll see.

>> No.76461150

>they trashed dovin for this
Kill me, Lurrus.

>> No.76461229

Why are all online TCGs such shit? I really wanted to like Runeterra, but the gameplay is just so shallow and only best-of-1. Everything else about the game is great and surprisingly non-predatory, but the automatic mana and lack of a real stack makes everything feel so automated.
When Wizards finally collapses in a couple years, will we see a good TCG emerge? Or is Hearthstone mobile gaming the future of the genre?

>> No.76461307

Runeterra isn't TCG though, it's a CCG like Hearthstone and all the others, that's the fucking problem.

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you just know this fucker will be pushed to 11 just to make sure people use this and it gets 'exposure'

>> No.76461418

It will not happen in France that's for sure. Here pronouns are a big meme used by some feminists on twitter but IRL these people don't exist and nobody give a flying fuck about trannies or non-binary faggots. There was even a huge meme about non-binaries people to mock those trends lmao. Can't believe americans get ostracized if they misgender these sick cunts.

>> No.76461504 [DELETED] 

Saying nigger at your lgs gets you free store credit

>> No.76461532

You ain't doin' shit

>> No.76461558

because, like Hearthstone, it was designed with online and especially phone/tablet gameplay in mind

>> No.76461567

reminds me of when I convinced some burger girls that them getting mad at me for dropping N bombs all night was american cultural imperialism since in europe the word holds no historical significance. Man life before covid was fun.

>> No.76461580
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I'm still here, Fuck goblins and fuck goblinfags. Fucking jew lookin' ass.

>> No.76461585
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>tfw legacy will never be a good format again

>> No.76461598 [DELETED] 

>tfw my ex-boyfriend is now somebody else's girlfriend
I wish I was joking. This planet is fucked.
Mtg is just a symptom of the disease.

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>> No.76461612 [DELETED] 

>Faggot complaining about other kinds of faggot

>> No.76461617
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>opponent plays Niko, Alesha, Kinnan, and Oko
>have to use spare counters to mark each card with the appropriate label(s) so as to not misgender folkx
>get a game loss anyway because I forgot to wear my BLM pin that day

>> No.76461625 [DELETED] 

post titties

>> No.76461628

tfw the abilities counters from ikoria were just preparing us

>> No.76461640 [DELETED] 
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Who is this resident tranny janny that's always active in these threads

>> No.76461652

Only half of those characters are trans, the other 2 are obviously men and Alesha is drawn as just looking like a normal woman. This seriously can't be that hard my guy.

>> No.76461675

sorry bro I don't live in seattle so this is all still new to me. i'll check my privilege in the future.

>> No.76461699

Dude come on, I could understand if wotc came up with more things, or if you used alharu and hallar, but half of those guys are just men. Literally only one of them is confusing looking and that's because it's a fucking woman with a beard.

>> No.76461742

>the state of MTG 2020

>> No.76461749

I laughed

>> No.76461766
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>be me
>battle hardened leader of the ruthless mardu
>earn my name in bloody combat
>honor my ancestors, choose name of wise grandmother as a homage
>mfw when maro starts calling me a tranny

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Alesha? Isn't that a girl's name?

>> No.76461813

You look like a cute girl tho. Femboy time?

>> No.76461904

Yes exactly. Because it's a girl anon!
Don't you dare call her by her dead name!
Does anyone know "Autumn" dead name btw?

>> No.76462103 [DELETED] 

Tranny janny on suicide watch now that talking about trannies is actually on topic.

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Here's a couple codes for decks for MTGA. I don't play it, so someone can have them

>> No.76462303

how demoralized are you on a scale of 1 to 10?

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>> No.76462360

Can we go even further beyond 10? I feel as suicidal as Niko.

>> No.76462369

I hope Tibalt is a "villian" that taunts the trannies with 'you will never be a woman'

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>> No.76462386

God BLESS /edhg/

>> No.76462406

You chuds better respect this card's pronouns or else.

>> No.76462415


We could very easily turn tibalt into the meany racist, transphobic walker.

>> No.76462443

>magic in the past
>urza sees that his brother died long ago and is nothing more than a husk of vengeance and hate
>detonates a nuclear bomb rather than lose, knowing he is committing an inhuman atrocity
>his spark ignites from his pure rage and agony

>magic now
>dude(???) is told ze is going to be a great athlete
>literally cannot lose
>decides to lose on purpose
>spark ignites from the power of own self-satisfaction at... being a loser?
somebody please explain this to me

>> No.76462450

10. I was at a 9 for a while with a bit of hope that we might see bans in Modern or Legacy, and maybe have a few weeks of fun before Kaldheim breaks them again. But the crust of broken cards is just so thick now that there's no chance of excavating them all.
At least proxied Cube will always be there for me.

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My favorite part of the wizards article is how they stated they wanted a nonbinary character whose gender wasn't the most important part about them and then spend 75% of the article talking about his gender identity.

If WotC wants to fill their games with trannies why can't they at least make them the cool Japanese sexpot kind?

>> No.76462625

Because that would be cheesecake and that's illegal

>> No.76462648

>why can't they at least make them the cool Japanese sexpot kind?
same reason they had to make a new one despite ashiok already existing, this is supposed to be WOW XE'S LITERALLY ME for the modal "female" MTG player, like Jace was for guys

>> No.76462682


I'm fine with ashiok being agender as ashiok is supposed to be a physical manifestation of nightmares. Also I suppose agender people are nightmare inducing.

Niko is just mental illness.

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I would also accept the pretty/cute jap ones if we're having them forced on us in our children's card game.

>> No.76462722

Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, it doesn't matter, when will the yellow guys save us from the tranny metrosexual plague?

>> No.76462779

damn he's pretty

>> No.76462813

Boros Burn or the Red Deck Wins Prowess with Obosh - which one seems like a safer build if you have the cards for both?

>> No.76462819

Haven't Taiwanese shemales been a thing for way longer the last 5ish years that transgender people have really been a pain?

>> No.76462857

>Viking plane
>Black woman on the box
>Black whatever person as the new planeswalker


>> No.76462859


In regards to Magic, I think I'm at a solid 9.8. I don't see any way, even in theory, for the game to be saved. I think it's time to just escape and leave the burning wreckage to the trannies and soi goblins infesting it.

>> No.76462860

I'd say Boros Burn

>> No.76462866

absolutely obosh prowess, the whole reason the deck is getting any recognition at the moment is because it does so well against most of the meta
burn wants to kill itself whenever it sees an uro or an omnath hit the board, you'd only play burn in this meta if you absolutely loved the deck to death and even then it's a strech

>> No.76462906

Why is Tibalt on Kaldheim of all places? Wouldn't it make more sense to bring him back in Innistrad?

>> No.76462979

Why does WotC want us to kill trannies so hard?

>> No.76462983

Go back to old frame and old artstyle. People underestimate the effect that aesthetics can have on the character of things.

>> No.76463003

This is a really bad character design

>> No.76463006

>self inserts instead of good plot
for what purpose

>> No.76463007

>Go back to old frame and old artstyle.
How very transphobic of you

>> No.76463023

They don't that's why they're going to have hexproof and indestructible. To compensate of course their abilities are gonna be fairly weak, think like jtms levels weak.

>> No.76463059

we already had the perfect tranny in ashiok
genderless, weird, removes parts of itself (face piece by piece instead of genitals, but still), dreams of "Cacophony", which is exactly what "preferred pronouns" are, nightmare fetishist.

To me it perfectly represents a tranny, even more so later when it saw New Phyrexia, and flew there for gender surgery.

>> No.76463083

Losing is winning anon.
Having no property is success.
Having no privacy is freedom.
Obeying the corporations is social resistance.
Why don't you understand?

>> No.76463084

The fuck is up with xhëîr clothing?

>> No.76463091

I'm guessing that Nissa of Shadowed Boughs was made with this Golgari Elf strategy from Kaldheim in mind.

>> No.76463115

If they're not the most grouphug card ever people will kill it.
Why is WotC promoting violence against trans people?

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>> No.76463145

Are any shops even doing in-person stuff anymore? I wanna get back into modern. Am sick of arena and don't want to just do more online with MTGO.

>> No.76463185

Based Nips

>> No.76463208

I was struggling to figure out who "they" referred to all through that fucking article. Who the fuck is they? If the author is not talking about this Niko cunt, who the fuck is he talking about? There's no other cunts in this story yet, is there?
Then I realised the author did not understand what the word "they" means.

>> No.76463235

>Go back to old frame and old artstyle

I would do that, yes, but here's the problem: the current eyesore shit cards would _still exist._ You can't unprint a card after it's printed.

Declaring the game over and starting an incompatible Magic 2.0 would work in the sense that it would effectively unprint everything, but no one who owns any cards would be okay with that.

A massive reprint campaign that slowly erases all eyeblight cards by replacing them with new art, new flavor text and old borders could maybe work but you still can't erase characters whose names are on card names.

>> No.76463242

As if I didn't have enough reasons to never give these faggots another cent.

>> No.76463303

I'm at an 8 right now, haven't started selling my cards yet, but I'm close to it.

>> No.76463326

literally never will bother with this game again

>> No.76463339

Niko is nonbinary, so yes. They refers to Niko.

>> No.76463352

>we went from a nerd Jace who became a chad with a gorgon gf after self improvement to a nonbinary tranny whose greatest achievement literally was giving up to represent blue

>> No.76463361 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself, tranny kike.

>> No.76463387

Disqualified for not being inclusive. Shame on you, anon.

>> No.76463390

I was just explaining faggot lol.

>> No.76463393

They is a plural. Are you saying this tranny is more than one person?

>> No.76463398

yes, but which one? All of them, the one in the mirror, or the one holding it?

>> No.76463410
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I cast Swallow Whole on Niko, which I've turned into a creature using Liquimetal Coating and Ensoul Artifact, targeting your Teysa, Orzhov Scion. This means that Niko HAS to eat Teysa in one gulp, and she is probably alive while it's happening. It doesn't matter, because now she just fills Niko's lovely, swollen, nonbinary tummy. It lets out a loud grumble and xzhe burps, and an Orzhov signet ring covered in bile lands on xzheir Jersey Shore goat patch. Now Teysa is just a +1/+1 counter on Niko's ever-expanding body; xzhe is bulking up to undergo Tzimisce-esque nth generation flesh shaping surgery on New Phyrexia, and knows that Jin Gitaxis will need plenty of flesh to craft xzhem a nice pair of breasts to match xzhis nonbinary penis. But xzhe'll need more +1/+1 counters... Now I've imprinted Swallow Whole onto my Iscoron Scepter, and turn my eyes to your Kinan, Bonder Prodegy. That heavyset badass will surely fill up Niko's belly quite well...

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>> No.76463441

They have no idea how to create a character with actual substance so they make one personality trait the entire character. I'm surprised the blatant tokenism isn't called out.

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>Now I've imprinted Swallow Whole onto my Iscoron Scepter

>> No.76463472

Swallow whole is a sorcery, find another way to live your vore fetish.

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im gonna miss paper magic brehs

>> No.76463520

this is why I come here

>> No.76463556

>heavyset badass

I hate

>> No.76463816

[spoilers]My pod allows it[/spoilers]

>> No.76463849

>being a newfag

>> No.76463905
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Just finished selling the rest of my cards off and already re-ordered my 2 favorite edh decks and a cube from MPC for 50$ total.

Proxies look better, feel better, and play the same as real magic cards. Highly suggest anyone else thinking of dropping this shit company to do the same. I still believe magic is a great game, but the company running it has fallen so far.

I had already started selling everything off since the beginning of 2020 when I realized nothing had changed from 2019 WotC. I find now a refreshing time to finally be fully out of WotC's pocket with the craziness that was this Kaldheim reveal.

>> No.76463918

pls spoonfeed me i am a poorfag and retard

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Read, read and become enlightened.

It's all cardboard,. As long as you never plan to play irl tournaments again (they are dying out anyway) you can have any card you want for ~25 cents.

Hell, I've played with proxies at my shop for edh and no-one gives a shit as long as you aren't doing broken as combo-nonsense.

>> No.76464096

dude just look up proxies ive used them in modern fnm forever

>> No.76464201

The problem's never been Transvestites. The problem is that Americans are SHIT at dressing like women and they want to lower the bar.

>> No.76464345

Transtrenders are a problem because they don't want to mind their own business like drag queens and asian street meat. They want their shitty identity to entitle them to success they don't deserve in every aspect of life from children's card games to Olympic sports and politics. They're not even dysphoric, it's all bs.

>> No.76464381

Based, I did the exact same thing recently. It’s incredibly relieving to not have to care about whatever latest design mistake WOTC makes. And MPC offers you far more art selections than “””real””” cards. Cube is already an awesome format, and if you want to add any cards more expensive than a dollar, you can just order more through MPC.
If you’re nofriends during quarantine like me and you’re only able to get one other person together for a cube draft, I recommend trying out Pancake Draft. It’s pretty close to the experience of drafting with a full pod, without much extra effort to set it up.

>> No.76464437

I hope premodern actually takes off as a format. It encompasses the best eras of magic with small losses from the first few new boarder sets that didnt suck.

>> No.76464439

Corporations pandering to lunatics has ruined every one of my hobbies.

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>everything is fags & niggers

Where do I go anon; How do I escape

>> No.76464513

The only solution is to either make your own products or hope some likeminded individual does. Reminder that gatekeeping is incredibly important.

>> No.76464523

That part's a self-correcting problem. Any institution that accepts people like that crashes and burns when those people fuck up their bottom line.

>> No.76464818
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Come home.

>> No.76464837

Thank you friend.

>> No.76465260

I'm honestly really devastated

>> No.76465330

It's time to take the chesspill.

>> No.76465395

runeterra was designed as some sort of contrarian anti-hearthstone and projects like that never work out well. like instead of something that does its own thing they try to stubbornly invert the design and fix the perceived issues of the game they focus on.
hearthstone is retarded RNG garbage? make runeterra 100% predictable and dry outside of card draw. that approach lacks nuance.

that doesnt have to be a limiting factor at all.

>> No.76465595

Washingtonian here, everyone fucking hates Seattle. If it's worth anything. If someone nuked Seattle, we'd be just fine with that

>> No.76465621


The solution is to abandon hobbies that rely on corporations and become a traditional man.

>> No.76465635

I went to Seattle for work. It was an alright city minus the homeless, the niggers, the degenerate trannies, etc. Really enjoyed the food kek.

>> No.76465710

>tfw just learned Nizzahon Magic is a jew.

>> No.76465721

can someone explain why sacrifices are instant? seems completely arbitrary that they are uninterruptible

>> No.76465742

You just can't interrupt someone paying costs or the resolution of a spell/ability that's in progress.

>> No.76465751

They are costs. If you could respond to someone paying costs the game would turn into a shitshow.

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>> No.76465999

>The city was fine if I ignore all the things that make it bad

You don't say.

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>tfw all in on force of despair
200iq financier, ama

>> No.76466313
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What's everyone's favorite basic lands?
>Uncucked mode: no full art, guay or guru

>> No.76466321

>he still cares about anything magic-related

>> No.76466335
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Undisputed best plains

>> No.76466413
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These are the ones I use for my izzet aggro deck. Some decks I use unique ones for each individual land, but this one I licked how these two went together.

>> No.76466420

>He still cares about caring
The whole world is fucked m8, might as well enjoy some art

>> No.76466442

Nah. I feel only disdain for all parts of Magic now

>> No.76466445
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Favorite forest
But because I'm a cucked white mage I loved the dichotomy between Innistrad and Avacyn Restored lands.

>> No.76466456

this card killed mtg

>> No.76466483

Incorrect, that was Oko.

>> No.76466507

trannies are schizophrenic nightmare entities made into flesh, much like ashiok Niko is actually multiple people in one body

>> No.76466524

Why haven't they done any FtM trannies?
Alesha and Niko are both men.

>> No.76466565

It's actually Uro, and it's insane Uro is still legal in any 60 card format.

>> No.76466592

Oko was the beginning of the end, though arguably that was probably T3feri. I believe WotS was the beginning of FIRE

>> No.76466601

WotS was the first FIRE set, yes.

>> No.76466607

Why argue this shit?
Every set has some card that breaks multiple formats

>> No.76466623

It wasn't always this way.

>> No.76466636

It's not coming back
She's not coming back

>> No.76466638

Zendikar Rising actually wasn't too bad in retrospect. Omnath is a fucking faggot card, but he only really ruined Standard.

>> No.76466669
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Turn 1 play ZNR Expedition Arid Mesa crack, take 1, fetch a BfZ Sacred Foundry, take 2, cast Foil Box Topper Goblin Guide, Swing, Trigger, Pass.

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I uhh, I don't have a sad enough image to post in response, but there's always a Maro tweet.

>Forgetting the MDFC lands
In terms of pure mechanics, they're almost companion-level horseshit.

>> No.76466695

Take your bets on what Kaldheim card is going to net a ban. We've only had one standard set since FIRE to not have at least one banned card (M21).

>> No.76466699

Yeah, I forgot the lands, but none of them are particularly powerful even if they enable meme combo decks likes Oops All Spells. We are getting more in Kaldheim though, so I'm expecting that will be what breaks them.

>> No.76466703

2019-20 is the first time you have to ban cards from eternal formats almost every release, not because they're part of a degenerate engine that someone missed, but because people played them exactly the way they were intended and were broken as all hell. As many misses in those years than the fifteen years before that combined.

Like, what did we have? Jace, Deathrite, DTT, Treasure Cruise and Gitaxian Probe in fifteen years? Then 2019 comes along and prints that many busted cards in one.

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>> No.76466842

If we're just talking no special pimp lands (Euro, Gurus, APACs, etc...) then I really like the Poole cycle of basics from Dominaria that all feature doorways/arches. The swamp especially looks great.

Urza's Saga had excellent mountains, plains, and swamps.
Onslaught generally had some fantastic basics too.
Fifth Edition had my all time favorite mountains, particularly 443 and 445.
Esper island and swamp are both great; shadowmoor swamps look fantastic; and most of the lorwyn panoramas look good too.

>> No.76466919

I'd have to still care about the game to be demoralized if anything I feel good that I've dropped m*gic and moved on with my life though I will admit to coming back too /mmg/ every so often just to see if anything has happened

>> No.76466935

what are mdfc lands? the ones that flip I'm guessing? I don't see how those are broken

>> No.76466978

Dangerously based.

How much longer with the tranny train continue in magic

>> No.76466992

what color or colors is xer? based on the art I'm guessing UR

>> No.76467002

Decent bait

>> No.76467022

it's not bait, I actually really like them because it gives other colors a chance to indirectly grab lands instead of green shitting all over everyone yet again

>> No.76467028

Reminder you will get a DQ if you refer to Niko as he.

>> No.76467031


>> No.76467042
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It's the ones that are non-lands on the front side side that are the problem, the ones that are lands on both sides aren't an issue.
They don't count as lands in the library, so they inherently break a lot of shit, they also allow decks to play even less lands than they normally would if the deck considers the front side to be even remotely playable.

>> No.76467054

everyone here is a UG tranny, don't bother

>> No.76467055

so are MDFC cards more or less broken than lands that can be alt-casted as sorceries

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why did he put 200 cards in his deck, anons?

>> No.76467069

Reminder that you have to make an arena account to play sanctioned paper events because they killed the DCI.
Also a reminder that this process involves installing an app on your phone connected to servers that have already been breached before.

>> No.76467082

Not even once

>> No.76467083


>> No.76467090

I'm gonna assume battle of wits durrrrrr

>> No.76467091


>> No.76467092

You just posted this in the /mtga/ thread faggot, why do you need (You)s here too?

>> No.76467105

because why not?

>> No.76467119

>he's also in mtga
You're both faggots

>> No.76467120

why does it make you sit through a lengthy animation instead of just dumping the whole deck into exile

>> No.76467126

it's fun to watch the cards go into the little black hole

>> No.76467141

The longer the animation, the longer people are playing, which means more BTC mined from people's computers.

>> No.76467143

>implying there are better options when all LGS are closed due to (((lockdowns)))
I guess I could replicate the paper decks I own already onto MTGO and pay out the ass for it. 3000IQ.

>> No.76467151

Xmage, webcam, Cockatrice

>> No.76467154

>not just porting all your cards to tabletop simulator and playing with your friends

>> No.76467157

The winning move is not to play

>> No.76467169

>not a single creature
>just all planeswalkers and removal spells
this is the type of player wotc caters towards now

>> No.76467172

>having friends
Xmage runs like shit, it's so clunky. Guess I could find people on cockatrice.

>> No.76467176

If you are playing mtg in any form then you support trannies. Simple as.

>> No.76467193

>if you play mtg you (support this positive thing)
ok lol?

>> No.76467202

imagine decades passing and still being asshurt about planeswalkers, get over it boomer

>> No.76467212

Janny spotted.
You'll never be a woman.

>> No.76467230

Can you tranny?

>> No.76467235 [DELETED] 
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Trump lost

>> No.76467243 [DELETED] 

planeswalkers are cool and fun, face it, we're the future of magic
there will come a time when superfriends will be a meta deck type

>> No.76467254

>shitty edit of a pro-Trump comic
One day you'll be funny. Even then, though, you'll never be a woman.

>> No.76467258

Pretty sure it already was back in WAR standard.

>> No.76467264

it was for awhile and was again when fires of invention was legal, then it kinda got pushed out

>> No.76467273 [DELETED] 

What a stupid fucking post.
Total cope, like all trumptard fascist cult members are doing right now.

Biden fucking won. Fuck all you racist fucking white male assholes.
Fuck all of you
Hate will never FUCKING win
BIDEN WON. and now all you white racist sexist homophobic, pedophobic, zoophobic, and transphobic drumpf cult members will be sent to reeducation camps, LOL!

It'll be so fun!!! I can't wait.
Fuck you btw, if I wasn't clear enough.
Racism, sexism, and bigotry, will NEVER EVER NEVER EVER WIN!!!!


>> No.76467287

what's the original

>> No.76467288

>falseflagging this hard to try to make the side you disagree with look stupid

>> No.76467289

everyone look at the imploding faggot. we came here to talk about games, not about you

>> No.76467304

You'll never be funny.

>> No.76467326

Benjamin i think

>> No.76467351

maybe if you reply to yourself enough times we'll think it's a real person

>> No.76467352

>he got 'em with the pasta
/mmg/ is dead

>> No.76467366
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I said I wouldnt buy another product from jotc
but brehs

>> No.76467374

just buy it from mpc, better card quality

>> No.76467396

I cant even get onto their site because of a windows SSL_protocol error if Im gonna make a proxy Ill just do it on my own printer

>> No.76467403

>Reminder that you have to make an arena account to play sanctioned paper events because they killed the DCI.
>Also a reminder that this process involves installing an app on your phone connected to servers that have already been breached before.
lmfao what? really? fuckin' unreal.

>> No.76467407

Into the trash it goes.

>> No.76467428

Yes, unfortunately I was being quite serious, and that's all accurate. Even if paper events come back I'm very opposed to installing an app on my phone linked to servers that have already been compromised once.

>> No.76467433

I guess you have a really good printer? If you're going to be getting cards for their art, I would imagine you would have to have one.

>> No.76467483

I mean if a chink proxy site cant even give me a secure connection that trips of windows shitty security I dont think there are any other options besides home printing

>> No.76467502

You sure it's not just bad settings/Windows? Is it just an unsigned cert?

>> No.76467517

Idk what the fuck is causing it desu tried accessing the site via my phone on someone else's wifi and it still doesnt work

>> No.76467528

works on my linux laptop and windows desktop, not sure what your problem is
maybe you need to update windows or your browser

>> No.76467702

this is the weirdest shit it doesnt pull up for me but it does on my shitty laptop and only when I have my vpn enabled

>> No.76467743


Link $150-$400

>> No.76467761 [DELETED] 

You uh... You know that most people on the right side of the isle don't care about Trump, right? The BLM riots served as a pretty clear signal that the govt. doesn't really care about the people. Right or left in that case, since it was mostly left-leaning establishments burning down.
What I'm saying is, you're too late with that remark. Most of the right-wingers are watching what's happening in the rest of the world and waiting for it to come to America.

>> No.76467795

Who's ready for the end of the world tomorrow? What did schizo anon say would happen on the 16th again? The queen would die and we'd have some solar storms?

>> No.76467929

Wotc going to be so mad when real players love the sexy elves they designed to be "unlikable" like ixalan vampires instead of trannyman and sassy nig.

>> No.76467941

umm this art is problematic and enforces an unhealthy fatphobic standard of beauty, not to mention how male gaze-y it is. don't get me started on how pale xhe is. all in all pretty gross stuff here. yikes.

>> No.76467997

It's for commander.

>> No.76468041

I think the worst part about xer, even more annoying than the garish design, is how xe sparked from deliberately losing

>> No.76468052


fucking finally! gb elves gets some love.

>> No.76468063

I feel like there is some kind of meta commentary about choosing to become a loser in life that they didnt intend and is hilarious

>> No.76468087
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No the worst part is even though wotc decided to hope upon the trannymeme train for $$$, they fucked up in every conceivable way in terms of design.

Trannys don't want this shit. They don't want nongender binary folX with Karen's hair and a Smash Mouth fucking goatie in magic, they want cute anime fucking traps.

No seriously, look at any tranny's pfp, it's an anime trap that they think is "cute" and "represents them." Hell, even nonbinary xers love using animu "waifus/husbandos" because guess what? People love to play with and stare at things that are pretty or good looking.

I can understand wotc pandering to xers for money, and honestly, I think it's a great way to drum up interest in the game. But god damn they don't seem to have any idea pander to the sjw crowd, or even better, keep enfranchised players (you and me) interested while ALSO promoting new player interest.

end of rant

>> No.76468095

wow that art looks like its from a chinese moba rip off.
is this really what weve come to?

>> No.76468117

As someone who's only experience with them has been through public social media and places like here, there does seem to be two (somewhat overlapping) groups, one with anime avatars and doing the uwu shit like you say and others that lean towards relatively less stylised (for lack of a better term) western art/designs like the new walker and tend to be less online and more likely to be pushing this stuff irl.

Wotc is targeting the latter, because those are the ones they interface with more being typical Seattleites.

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It doesn't match saddly. The extension symbbol is also wrong and you can clearly see at the bottom that it's a custome card. The real thing will look like a tranny elf as expected.

>> No.76468143

That may be true, but guess which side will be more likely to indulge in and whale your products?

Hint: it's certainly not the protest in the street, anti-capitalistic, say anything you do is racist/sexist/homophobic westcoasters

>> No.76468151

We got qt orc girl in the last commander set because ejsing is a fucking chad.
Theres hope for us yet lads.

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I dunno, they made the new nigger a literal pro-athlete spearchucker in an attempt to avert stereotypes. Seems pretty based desu. In all seriousness, these retards have zero self-awareness. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>> No.76468173
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based and trans-pilled

>> No.76468203

Can we just get back to making a game for 16 year old boys for Christ's sake?

>> No.76468223

>Play burn
>Flood out
Just play mono red, it's a reason it's so popular atm

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>> No.76468240

It is for 16-year-old boys anon
Haven't you *&^%@ seen how *#$%^@$ metal Kaldheim *&%# is?
They even have a %@#*^ metal playlist and everything!
How [email protected] is that!!

>> No.76468249

If it were actually metal there'd be topless chicks and gore. This game has become so sterile and boring.

>> No.76468253

How is nobody giving WotC shit for choosing a musical genre that is primarily associated with white supremacists?

>> No.76468254
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Wtf an attractive female in MtG in A.D. 2020? More likely than you'd think.

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Just wait till they make the anime versions of the walkers this set like they did for WAR anon.

>> No.76468278

Are you guys even trying anymore with this low tier LARP-ing?

>> No.76468285

Did see her for so close. Actually it indeed doesn't look that bad. We may be in for a good suprise.

>> No.76468305

If you cant tell already, they're going extra hard out of their way to push prog shit in this set to ward off any accusations of pandering to Nordicists
Same thing that Assassins Creed did with the latest game

>> No.76468311

Because most people don't think or know that?

>> No.76468312
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Why does wotc always put the worse art on the legend's card?

>> No.76468350

Into the trash it goes

>> No.76468376

What would her rank be on Lorwyn?
Would she be an eye blight without horns?

>> No.76468384

I think the Lorwynn elves liked Nissa when she was there.

>> No.76468410

Someone on the MtG design team actually wants to sell product still

>> No.76468424



>> No.76468437

Those type are the biggest hypocrites

>> No.76468493

WotC is secretly based
>Ashiok is a evil nonbinary villain who has no redeeming qualities
>Kaya shows that black women are terrible leaders and terrible decision makers, she fucked up the Orzhov and now has to pay reparations working for an old patriarch dragon
>Vivien is a terrorist with no friends and probably fucks animals
>Vraska becomes an anti-establishment queen of the Golgari and fucks things up for Ravnica
>Two white people (Liliana and Gideon) saved the multiverse, and Liliana couldn't make the right choice until a straight masculine white man saved her
>Fag Ral gets his gay ass beat by Tezzeret
>New tranny's big feat was giving up

>> No.76468494

>I convinced
You did not.

>> No.76468535

Sauce on ral getting curbstomped by Tez?

>> No.76468624

>she fucked up the Orzhov
And that's a good thing. Fuck them, they're literally everything wrong with banks and churches combined.

>> No.76468640
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What would his rank be in Lorwyn?

>> No.76468687

The Gathering Storm

>> No.76468723



>> No.76468737

She trash and your taste is trash

>> No.76468761



>> No.76468769
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Joke's on you I don't play this shit game anymore. I'm just here to laugh at how bad it and its playerbase have become.

>> No.76468799
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*spits in your face*
Gimme the money, paypig.
>friendly, daily and threadly reminder that wotc is de facto printing an illegal cryptocurrency where prices are kept artificially inflated due to artificial scarcity and insider trading that gets distributed through lottery tickets and lootboxes and that they spend, all costs included, 2 cents per card to print them

>> No.76468835
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Indubitably, dare I say it...

>> No.76468871
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for me, it's breach

>> No.76468921

>>New tranny's big feat was giving up
can we meme that up? Luckilly these things are like eggshells, easy to break
"so he gave up on being a woman, is that what you said wotc"?

>> No.76468932
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On a completely unrelated note, does anyone have that comic with apu doing this hand sign being thrown into a wood chipper?

>> No.76469040
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>> No.76469070
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>all this effort to consoom
>doesn't even go for any of the good artwork from Magic's past

>> No.76469095

Throw 10 or so bucks on a reseller site for Tabletop Simulator and throw decklists into frogtown.me. considering cockatrice and xmage have you take care of pretty much everything already mechanically it pretty much the same just nicer

>> No.76469173



>> No.76469190


gold cards are the best magic cards FITE ME

>> No.76469261

>boy got like 3 paragraphs while they ooze on about the tranny for 5pages worth of the interview

>> No.76469361


Let's be real here, a solid 55% of the "Vikings" will be black too.

>> No.76469374
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Mad Bcuz bad

>> No.76469506

Why is Seattle such a shit place?

>> No.76469619
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When I think of magic, 10. But I completely abandoned it and moved to conspiracy theories, so I don't really care anymore, I would say a 1.

>> No.76469645

That's fake you stupid fucks, can't you see?

>> No.76469671

That's cause these people literally think
>old bad
>new good
They're npcs.

>> No.76469674

It's too expensive for the average consoomer.

>> No.76469746


The original set in white borders because whites and borders are both good.

>> No.76469885

a lot of the newer basics have great art. it's just that i hate how the new borders look. at this point i'd even take 8th edition borders because i hate that curving black border on the bottom so much.

>> No.76469901

So I had one of those spill-proof water bottles. Fucking thing was perfect, never spilled. So I flipped it upside down and squeezed it. Fucking water everywhere.

Anyways, that's how I became a planeswalker.

>> No.76470134


you must be a red mage. draw discard damage GO.

>> No.76470143

>white supremacists
Doesn't exist, kike.

>> No.76470168

>tfw chandra acolyte of flame rotated out of standard

I miss playing her bros, she was so versatile and could fit into all kinds of decks wether it being aggro, sacrifice decks or in my case, use her with polymorph to get out combo-obosh piece. I hate being a standardlet hope Kaldheim bring some fun stuff to play, it sucks right now, it's Eldraine the format. Well all formats has been that for a year now lol.

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>> No.76470196

why do you play standard?

>> No.76470198

because he's baiting

>> No.76470318

aren't all the formats almost equally bad at this point

>> No.76470392

I've done nothing but play burn since hogaak. I have no trust in anything else. Chose the number yourself.

>> No.76470412

Everything about this design is retarded.

>> No.76470434

go on

>> No.76470519
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anyone terrified of their card collection going up in flames?

>> No.76470529

Kek 1 mox diamond is more worth than all that shit combined..

>> No.76470560
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don't mind me, just posting the GOAT Island

>> No.76470571

No because i didn't build my house entirely out of wood lmao. Americans man

>> No.76470590

>I built my house out of mud so it doesn't burn easily
Based third worlders

>> No.76470598

Somewhat. Good thing most of my collection is in one deck. Easy to grab if I hear the fire alarm going off, and while it wouldn't be comparable to everything in my apartment, it'd come pretty close.

>> No.76470639
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How to balance this card I made without ruining the meaning??

>> No.76470651

>that carpet
>sealed boxes
so this is the power of under 18 year old investors mom's credit card

>> No.76470664

>0/10 there aren't even any funko pops
>Oh there they are on the right

>> No.76470698

Bricks and cement, you sweaty, crusty obese retard.
Why are amerishartlards always coping and seething 24/7?

>> No.76470721

Another Rudy victim. How long till they sell out of their 'investment' at 70% or less what they bought it for? 2 years? A year? 5 months?

>> No.76470733

not at all
pioneer and modern are fun as long as my opponent isn't on uro piles
pauper is fun as long as my opponent isn't tron
legacy is fun as long as my opponent isn't rug delver

standard is straight up boring no matter what you're playing against

>> No.76470841
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shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

>> No.76470851

>everything is fine as long as nobody uses format-defining decks
The absolute state of mtg players.

>> No.76470868


desu MDFCs are fine from Zendikar, this is a good direction the game should have headed in a lot earlier.

The real problem is to a lesser extent the spy and the other throw your library into your graveyard creature, and to a MUCH GREATER extent creeping chill and the other dumb graveyard shit AND the ability to side into a completely different combo attack plan.

I would rather see those things addressed than limit future design space.

P.S. They absolutely will overcrank the power in Strixhaven for the mdfcs so we can have overpowered F.I.R.E. autistic trans wizards

>> No.76470880

>MDFCs are fine from Zendikar
You faggots will literally swallow shit as long as it comes from maro's asshole.

>> No.76470901

Literally show me ONE that's bad design for the game or overpowered

>> No.76470902

Modern isn't particularly fun no matter what the matchup because you don't have much of a say in what happens; cards just roll off the top of the deck and you play them. The death of tempo is the death of a format.

>> No.76470929


additionally its funny that in this post
the person claims having the land on the backside 'breaks a lot of shit' when that's like... 3 cards that turn on a weird synergy. Whereas if they were lands on the front and spells on the back they would ACTUALLY break so much more. So many cards that tutor for lands or return them from the grave. Life for the loam as an example becomes 2 mana draw 3 spells holy FUCK

literally a bigger brainlet than play design with this opinion

>> No.76470947

well, yeah
it's not like I'm obligated to give an uro player a match, if I don't like your deck I can just choose to not play against you
there are a lot of people out there who genuinely want to enjoy magic without using cards like uro, I'll just play against them instead

I disagree, I've been playing my shitty Dragonstorm budget build for over two weeks and I always have a good time

>> No.76470954

mdfcs are good design. a spell that can be used as a land is great. has the fair downside of being thoughtseizable and also helps prevent land screw.

>> No.76470977

>helps prevent land screw
But isn't that just part of the game? Between Companion, FIRE, and these DFCs, all previous design philosophy truly has gone out of the window.

>> No.76470981

I'm fine with MDFCs if the land side enters tapped. The mythic cycle is poor design imo and makes the lands too "free" for any deck to run. Even bolting yourself is too light of a downside.

>> No.76470983

it's either that or commander if i wanna play at the closest lgs. magic is almost dead.

>> No.76470988

>mtg is fine
Can't even tell if trolls or devout shills anymore.
I suppose it doesn't matter, I hate you all regardless.

>> No.76471011

>But isn't that just part of the game?
No, anon. Not being able to cast your heckin cool spells on perfect curve isn't fun at all. Nobody likes doing the math to optimize their land count, so we got rid of it.
Don't make decisions, just consume.

>> No.76471024

This argument is like arguing that 2nd ammendment means I should be able to purchase a tank

>> No.76471026

fuck off, retard. the math is still relevant.

>> No.76471034

>No, anon. Not being able to cast your heckin cool spells on perfect curve isn't fun at all
Why stop at helping to prevent land screw? Can't we apply the same idea to colours too? After all, not having the right colours to cast your spells is just as bad as not having enough lands!

God this game is so fucking badly designed.

>> No.76471048

>he says when we've had duals since the very first edition and rainbow lands since arabian nights

>> No.76471051

Reminder that Arcum's Astrolabe is still legal in Legacy and colors truly do not matter in that format.

>> No.76471054
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Anyone else feel like FIRE is simply a lightning rod for community rage/hatred when that negativity should really be focused on the actual developers?
Regardless if they're following a certain design path or not, someone is the one making bad design choices.

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>and colors truly do not matter in that format.

Is that why this card is one of, if not the most commonly played cards in legacy?

>> No.76471083

Nothing about this game is relevant anymore, anon, unless you're a tranny looking for self-inserts planeswalkers.

>> No.76471091

I consider colours to be dogshit design, Anon. I get that playing more colours is higher risk and there's a risk/reward thing going on, but the issue is that it's all or nothing. You can either cast your stuff, or you can't. If you can, you win. If you can't, you lose. There isn't really a middle ground for back and forth in Magic.

Umm sweetie, my 5c Blood Moon pile uses all basic lands so your Wastelands don't work :)

>> No.76471092

And yet people are still running 4-5 color snow piles even with Wasteland in the format.

>> No.76471101

>mdfcs are good design. a spell that can be used as a land is great

I second this EXCEPT for one thing: they're double-faced. Double-faced cards are always bad design because you need to constantly take them out of their fucking sleeves to use them in a real life game situation.
>just play digital bro

>But isn't that just part of the game?
Yeah, the shittiest part. 20% of games being decided by one player randomly being unable to play his cards is trash.

>> No.76471108

At this point Wizards are just riding the game's momentum. If designers actually sat down and had a real discussion about the gameplay's core problems they'd quickly realise it's unsalvagable at this point.

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>> No.76471145

EDH players and Arena whales are keeping the game alive when FIRE should have been its death knell.

>> No.76471378


Don't worry, WotC will kill EDH soon with their bullshit.

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>> No.76472387

9, only because it was personally worse straight after the opal ban

>> No.76472524

xmage, webcam, not playing...

>> No.76473928

No surprise Kothys was involved with this Pozwalker.

>> No.76474229
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holy shit that's the worst backstory i've ever heard. they're going all out with this one

>> No.76474274

"When you lose, you win!"

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