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CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES:
>Current meta, complete with deck list
https://www.mtgtop8.com/
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/
>Build and share casual decks
https://deckstats.net/
http://tappedout.net/

CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share cubes
https://www.cubetutor.com/
https://cubecobra.com/landing

CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
https://gatherer.wizards.com/
https://scryfall.com/
https://mtg.wtf/
>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://www.makeplayingcards.com/
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM
Your local chinaman (we're still researching this one)
Your printer + bulk cards + sleeves can also do the trick
>Library of in-demand alters
https://mega.nz/folder/DWBRwIpK#CLilq5z0hPY6iDfgsCu3sQ

>Previous
>>76299148

>TQ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.76350454

>>76350435
Reminder, we /mtgag/ dial 8 and we HECKLING WON.

FUCK COUNTERSPELLS AND WINDMILL SLAM UROS!!

>> No.76350469

FUCK MAGIC AND FUCK MAGIC PLAYERS! MAGIC PLAYERS SHOULD BURN IN HELL WITH KIKEWATER!

>> No.76350482

Are there any older cards they could add to modern that would renew your interest in the format anons?

>> No.76350483

>BLUE IS BALANCED IT'S ACTUALLY SUPER INTERACTIVE IF ONLY I GET TO PLAY THE GAME AND YOU'RE FORCED TO JUST WATCH AND OCCASIONALLY GET COUNTERSPELLED HAHA IT'S SUCH FUN AND EXCITING GAMEPLAY

>> No.76350502

>>76350435
more pictures like this?

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>"this spell can't be countered"
>NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.76350539

>>76350483
Go back to edhg or mtgag.

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>When you win vs le blue tranny and reward yourself with jacking off to sissy cuckold porn

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>>76350435

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Reminder.

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>>76350482
if I could meme I might want to play again but realistically it probably wouldnt fair any better than it already does in legacy

>> No.76350563

>>76350399
IDK if I'd consider tier 2-3 viable. Top-Miracles meta was dominated by Miracles, Delver, Sneak and Show, Storm, and Stoneblade. Infect occasionally put up results but Nic Fit ever making it was a big deal.

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Magic is such an absolute trashfire right now that CFB is writing a series of articles trying to get Magicfags to play Pokemon TCG
https://strategy.channelfireball.com/all-strategy/pkmn/pokemon-for-magic-players-similar-decks-more/

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>When the opponent plays veil of summer

>> No.76350576

>>76350539
blue is fine

>> No.76350577

>>76350558
DO NOT INSULT THE GODDESS OF ARENA.
FUCK YOU TRANSPHONE PIECE OF SHIT!!!

>> No.76350582

are we getting raided by mt gag?

>> No.76350588

a counterspell just flew over my house!

>> No.76350597

>>76350582
I think it's just one bored retard

>> No.76350602

>>76350582
Everybody who actually plays the game plays arena because it's cheaper than paper, sorry you had to find out this way mr (((investor)))

>> No.76350612

>>76350602
Nah I don't play arena it's shit.

>> No.76350613

>>76350482
Cabal therapy. That or errata cabal therapist so it's actually functional.

>> No.76350619

>>76350612
Yes because you don't play magic at all

>> No.76350628

>>76350619
Oh I do. I just don't play arena because it's dogshit. Arena isn't magic.

>> No.76350633

>>76350613
ohhh yeah that'd be spicy

>> No.76350637

Mechanics that should be banned
>blue (just delete this color)
>ramp that is not tied to creatures
>companions
>planeswalkers that aren't renn and six, ugin and nicol bolas

>> No.76350647

>>76350563
Nic Fit shat on miracles (I swear if any one of you morons says "b-b-but you raaaamp them" I'll slap your jaw off), as did 12 post and other "haha I resolve BIG NIGGA LOL", the issue was that they lost to fucking everything else.
Miracles got a better match up vs them once they went for stuff like 1-2 entreats plus Butterskull as wincons, mostly because miracles issue before well, miracles, was that you could soft lock people but then you couldn't kill them before they killed you or easily disassembled your combo with kgrip or similar stuff or just killed you on board (seriously, CC+Top is a 2 card and 3 mana, often you'll do nothing until t3, miracles lets you aoe clear on 1 mana (ONE MANA) without counterplay).
12 post and Nic Fit (along with bug) shat on miracles because a combo of big niggas being inevitable, not caring about top (either from high CMC, having more 'profitable' do nothing turns or just killed you via Scapeshifting a valakut to your head). The difference is that Shardless BUG didn't shit the bed vs other decks.

Currently Nic Fit is just a bad version of gay dryad ramp, why risk it with giving people lands when you can instead just play gay driad and ramp yourself?

>> No.76350652

>>76350628
>Oh I do
No, you don't
>standard isn't magic
Kek

>> No.76350653

>bo1 is the most popular way to play arena
do not listen to arena players
do not reply to arena players

>> No.76350660

>>76350652
Yes. Standard is not magic. You're not a real player if you only play arena.

>> No.76350664

>>76350653
Bo3 is a tranny format

>> No.76350668

>>76350539
Control is shit in EDH. Prison is good.

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>>76350664
You will never be a woman

>> No.76350677

>>76350660
Magic is a card game not a stock market simulator, modern is a joke

>> No.76350684

To prove you are NOT a /mtgag/ tranny or another subhuman, finish this phrase:

Hitler Did _____ wrong and I ______ him as a _____, __ __

>> No.76350687

>>76350676
It's a good thing I'm not a tranny like you then

>> No.76350688

>>76350677
Yes. Magic is a card game. That's why you have to play with cards. Arena is not real magic and you are not a real player.

>> No.76350706

>>76350687
>Literal no u
Oh I'm sorry I thought you were from mtgag, I guess you're actually from reddit.

>> No.76350707

>>76350688
>YOU NEED TO SPEND $500 OR ITS NOT REAL MAGIC
lmao kys cuck

>> No.76350719

>Muh gacha game is cheaper than actual magic!!!
Oh nonononon hahahahHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.76350721

>uro and omnath are banned from standard for being blatantly and shockingly op
>they unsurprisingly also dominate modern and are allowed to do so because modern players are too mentally ill to call out blatant imbalance like Chad arena players
Really makes me think

>> No.76350724

>>76350707
>What is a proxy
Dilate, tranny. Arena is not magic and you are not a woman.

>> No.76350730

>paying for jpegs
even worse than paying for cadboard

>> No.76350733

>>76350724
Arena is real magic, modern is not

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>>76350558
THEY KILLED DREAMBLADE FOR THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.76350763

>>76350733
Nope. Arena is for tranny faggots that can't handle thinking out games. Now go back.
>>76350721
And yet the standard meta is still less diverse than ever.

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Son, we live in a plane that has spells, and those spells have to be guarded by walkers with spells. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Autumn Burchett? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Craw Wurm and you curse the Bluefags. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Craw Wurm's death, while tragic, probably saved formats. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves formats! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me with those spells. You need me with those spells. We use words like "tempo", "card advantage", "baiting". We use these words as the backbone of a hobby spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who plays over the rug of the very format diversity that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a deck, and hold up your mana. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

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>>76350763
Cope harder jew tranny

>> No.76350805

>play spell
>opponent counters
>play land
>play land
>play land
>play spell
>opponent counters
>play second spell in one turn
>opponent sighs and scoops up their tapped islands
when did you first learn how to "play around" annoying strategies? for me it was after about 2 weeks of learning how to play when i was 12.

>> No.76350807

>>76350794
>Spending money on magic
Cringe.

>> No.76350830

>>76350794
cancer

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>>76350830
>The faces of arena

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>>76350502

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>>76350558
someone knew

>> No.76350899

>>76350887
Wtf I love wayne reynolds now.

>> No.76350934

>>76350483
back to montgag zoomer, we actually play the game here

>> No.76350952

>>76350602
>Everybody who actually plays the game plays arena
you're in the wrong thread lmao
Imagine thinking standard or any of the made up formats wotc shat out for arana have any redeeming qualities

>> No.76350969

I play Arena to punish myself

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>>76350934

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>>76350952
>you're in the wrong thread lmao
>Imagine thinking standard or any of the made up formats wotc shat out for arana have any redeeming qualities

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>look at Serra's Sanctum
>printed once
>Urza's Block
>part of the reserved list
>look at fluctuator
>printed twice
>Urza's Block
>Commander 2020

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>>76350981
Which one of these is you?

>> No.76351087

>>76350969
based paypig

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>>76350992
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME

>> No.76351129

>>76350880
>paid $100 for a Karakas back in 2010
Ain't even mad. The more this shit crashes the better chance I have to actually play a game at some point

>> No.76351164

>>76350992
How is it that all these troomers know each other? I heard of the term "rat king", but I never thought it was that interconnected.

>> No.76351252

>>76351129
>chance
you mean "excuse"?

>> No.76351288

>>76351164
They fuck each other. Nobody else will.

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>why yes, I do play blue control, how could you tell

>> No.76351328

Mark "Professional Retard" Rosewater says Escape was a successful mechanic and rates 6 on the Storm Scale, saying he wants to bring it back

>> No.76351366

>>76351328
My only problem with escape is that it makes draft and sealed games twice as long.

>> No.76351374

>>76351328
>literally better flashback
ok retard lmao

>> No.76351392

>>76351319
Based!

>> No.76351439

>>76351319
what the fuck

>> No.76351511

>>76351288
Close. I believe they validate each other by praising one-another. Their love is very conditional. It's really a shame how the cult enforces itself.
My problem with how transgender people are treated is they are either outcasts or tyrants. The bad ones surround themselves with the regressive left to shield themselves from all forms of criticism, and those who aren't absolutely unhinged have to deal with the stigma of their fellow trannies being degenerate douchebags.
Maybe transgenderism is a scam, but it's not like the number of sane trannies is less than one. There are some good people, even if they may be going down a self-destructive path. I just hope the non-asshole ones can live life with a genuine smile either way.

>> No.76351575

>>76351511
The thing is, all the sane trannies, all the decent looking ones, actually look like the sex they're going for. They are completely unnoticed in society. Society only sees the failures, and thus the perception is awful.

>> No.76351615

>>76350652
yes, standard isn't magic

>> No.76351656

>>76350981
take your soijacks and fuck off back to montgag

>> No.76351661
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Thoughts? Prof just donated 140K to charity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Th2ufPSCgY
>70K to SOSSI
>70K to TWOCC

>> No.76351689

>>76351661
>Selling out of magic
Based. I love that crusade too.

>> No.76351704

>>76351661
Imagine donating to charity and donating to american first world problem nigger trannies instead of people starving or under an actual crisis

>> No.76351716

>>76350554
What does the moon runes say ???

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Ignore the fact that this is just another EDH precon, but it seems Spirits is getting even more support in Kaldheim.

>> No.76351865

>>76351751
Spirits is literally a gay and retarded Humans so I don't like this

>> No.76351884

>>76351751
I read "ranar the ever manchild".

>> No.76351900

>>76351575
Yeah all...

there aren't any that really pass at all, unless they get the facial shit done. Even then,
>male shoulders
>man hands
>man knees
>man feet

>> No.76351921

>>76351661
Only way to get people to donate to a cause is to dangle permo special cards in front of them.
Yay humanity.

>> No.76351936

>>76351511
We unironically need to help trannies. They are people who have a low self esteem and had a trauma before.
It's not by comforting them and not telling the truth that we will solve their problems. Transgenderism is a mental disease and need to be considered like so.
That's why it makes me very uncomfortable that WOTC push Autumn who is obviously a pretty obnoxious person.

>> No.76351938

>>76351704
This post embodies why i firmly believe that the US and israel should get nuked off the earth.
Literal babies that cry for an iphone with a cracked screen when the rest of the world has broken bones and is starving.

>> No.76351945

>>76351900
You wouldn't notice most of that shit unless you're actually looking hard.

>> No.76351966
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>>76351865
>>76351884
We can also expect more Elves and Nobles

>> No.76351980

>>76351938
>You can't have minor troubles because kids are starving in china

>> No.76351982

>>76351936
WoTC/Hasbro is like any big company, they don't care about the customer or their quality of life, all that matters is their bottom line profits. If latching on to social trend of the month is what big companies are doing and it seems to work, then they shall too.

>> No.76351995

>>76351704
Really make me seethe. They could have done so much good with that.
Heck, if you want to empower the black community just give for education and against drug trafficking.
I fucking hate americans.

>> No.76352047

>>76351982
I don't see how it brings people. Outside of the twitter microcosm nobody give a fuck about trannies and even those who pretend to care are disgusted when they see one.

>> No.76352086

>>76351945
Everyone who isn't Hitler is trans
>/pol/ logic

>> No.76352098

>>76351936
It's because the sort of trannies that buy large amounts of product are the sort to whine and not buy as much product if they don't see their ilk being "represented"

>> No.76352110

>>76351966
I guarantee that Elves will become the t0 Legacy deck at this rate.

>> No.76352119

>>76352086
What? I think you responded to the wrong post bud.

>> No.76352128

>>76351575
On top of that, the insane trannies see the non-failures, get jealous, and then try to tear them down. Look at what happened to Contrpoints.

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>>76352128
>Contrapoints

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>Mt. Gag is raiding us with their noobness, ignorance, arrogance, reddit memes and underage&banedness
Cry harder about blue and thoughtseize little bitch.

>friendly, daily and threadly reminder that wotc is de facto printing an illegal cryptocurrency where prices are kept artificially inflated due to artificial scarcity and insider trading that gets distributed through lottery tickets and lootboxes and that they spend, all costs included, 2 cents per card to print them

>> No.76352165

>>76352098
How much of WOTC profit come from trannies?
How much would they lose by just being normal and speak about the game rather than SJW issues?
WHen you buy bread, do you wonder who your baker vote for?

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>>76352110
>I guarantee that creature based deck will become t0 in Oko: the format

>> No.76352187

>>76352165
Probably a lot, wotc is going whale hunting lately and most trannies are pretty whaley.

>> No.76352191

>>76352160
Thoughtsieze is a pretty powerful card, but it's nice to be rewarded for knowing the meta and being able to understand how to pick apart your opponents hand properly. People say it ruined standard rtr+theros with mono b devotion, but I think control would have ripped that format apart otherwise.

>> No.76352193

>>76352169
They can't Oko you if you have already comboed off and won the game

>> No.76352213

>>76352169
i dunno - hullbreacher/urza seems like a strong artifact based okoless contender to me.

>> No.76352228

>>76352193
This trash tier commander card is significantly slower than Natural order or just chaos elves shaman of the pack bouncing

>> No.76352262

>>76352228
The Commander decks are going to have 6 new cards each, even if the Commander is trash something else could easily break Legacy

>> No.76352293

>>76352213
I assume that's just some echo of eons and chalice deck. You either play unfair shit like that or Oko. I haven't even looked at legacy results in months and I used to play paper at least once a week.

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>>76351865
You're wrong! Spirits is gay and retarded Faeries.

>> No.76352456

>>76350805
kek, blue-let blown the fuck out

>> No.76352499

>tfw modern is shit

>> No.76352517

>>76351661
>be professor
>have youtube channel with over 100k subscribers, sponorships and ad revenue as well as a collection of expensive magic cards
>worked my way up from working as an adjunct lit major at schools that dont even put my name on the schedule to a well known figure in a popular game ive loved since childhood
>literally american dream make myself something from almost nothing
>go from paycheck to paycheck life to being able to save money and live a comfy life
>sell collection make 140k
>can use that to make an impact on countries that have weak infrastructure like venezuela or help with african kids
>be such a cuck i donate it literal first world problem niggers

god he used to be great now hes just a husk of himself, cucked into political correctness bullshit. he could have made a real impact with that money. if he wanted to help the black community give it to education or fighting drug traffickers or community shelters.
fucking christ this game really has gotten overrun by trannies and nogs

>> No.76352582 [DELETED] 

>>76352517
Based.

>> No.76352606

>>76352517
those aren't his cards though

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>>76351319
>>76352517
based
based
based
based
based
fuck tranitors

>> No.76352651

>>76352499
still better than standard and pioneer
still cheaper than legacy and vintage

>> No.76352699

>>76352517
To be fair, if you're not from a country pozzed by socialists, who gives a shit about Venezuela? It's best to place one's own country first, and while many of the problems lower-class African Americans face are their own fault, it's not like environment can be completely ignored.
That said, I am immensely pissed off at how a movement, one that only cares about the life of a black person if he or she happens to die at the hands of a white person regardless of actual fault, and is silently-to-loudly complacent with borderline terrorism against innocent people; has managed to bend so much of society to their will. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised. God fights on the side of the best propaganda. It's nonetheless amazing how many faces one can kick in while convincing the elites and their followers they are the victims.

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>>76350558

>> No.76352862

>>76352517
>>can use that to make an impact on countries that have weak infrastructure like venezuela or help with african kids
why would you pour more money into a third world country? You might as well just set it on fire.

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>>76351661
>black """queer""" woman talking about being an oppressed victim while playing mtg without proxies and wearing apple earbuds

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>>76351661
I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
SEAS WOULD RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD

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>>76352160
(You)

>> No.76352938

>>76352862
id rather he send it to help starving kids than to some literal nigger tranny program for nogs who complain about being oppressed while playing the game with 3000$ decks

>> No.76352968

>>76352929
you're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible
who mentioned american politics again? oh right, it was you, the seething glownigger. color me surprised.

>> No.76352971

>>76352929
>Has to use a retooled right meme
Yep, I'm thinking it's cringe

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>>76352889
>having money means you're no longer oppressed

>> No.76353053

>>76352929
lmao, using stolen repurposed memes, ha ha!

>> No.76353076

@76352929
@76353019
Stop replying to the underaged mtgag troll.

>> No.76353102

>>76352929
he's getting desperate kek

>> No.76353155

>>76351704
>not helping your countrymen first
Don't you have some migrants to feed?

>> No.76353158
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>>76353019

>having money means you're no longer oppressed

Yes. In fact that is precisely what it means.

>> No.76353196

i wish i had bought my time spirals before they ballooned to 110 dollarydoos
i thought RL stuff went down during winter ;_;

>> No.76353218

>>76353155
>countrymen
>men
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE

>> No.76353375

>>76350684
Hitler was a nigger

>> No.76353413
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>>76350684

>To prove you are NOT a /mtgag/ tranny or another subhuman, finish this phrase:

the only thing in this world that can prove that you belong in /mmg/ is repeating the 14 words:

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>> No.76353519
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>>76353413
How about an 88 for those 14 words, friend?

>> No.76353541
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76353541

>looking at the legacy meta on goldfish
>see snow miracles
>there's only 2 miracles in the deck and its basically just a snowko variant
ok
also can you actually get away with carpet of flowers in the mainboard right now?

>> No.76353557

>blue players are literally nazi incels
Can't make this shit up

>> No.76353572
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76353572

>>76353557
What are red players?

>> No.76353604

>>76353557
>color identity based on being a proud fuckwit attracts proud fuckwits
Color me completely unsurprised

>> No.76353691

>>76353557
Counterspells are basically the crystalization of their ideology.
>I DON'T LIKE IT SO YOU CAN'T DO THAT REEEE

>> No.76353694
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76353694

>>76353557
>Why yes, I am a nazi incel, why do you ask?

>> No.76353781

>>76350566
Isn't pokemon tcg garbage right now too though?

>> No.76353796

>>76350989
Later on in the reserved lists life only the cool cards got on. Thats why Phyrexian Tower has been reprinted 100 times.

>> No.76353820

>>76353781
Yeah ADP is the Uro of Pokemon

>> No.76353833

>>76352651
>literal shit is ok as long as it doesn't smell as bad as these other piles of shit
Does /mmg/ really?

>> No.76353900

>>76350878
But anon that last one is sexy.

>> No.76353976
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>>76353900
That last one had a mental breakdown on twitter and threatened to kill himself if the MTG community didn't give him tens of thousands of dollars to chop off his cock.

>> No.76353988

>>76353833
I'm not talking for all of /mmg/ just for myself, I still prefer modern over every single other format

>> No.76354001

As ever, this thread is a beautiful representation of the state of mtg nowadays.

Also
>Arena bo1 is basically casual mtg
>Counterspells are fine
>UGR have all been tainted and are tranny colours
>Selling out is the only winning move
>Locthwaincoin will be the currency of postapocalyptic earth

>> No.76354081

>>76353976
But she's sexy, simps will put up with crazy because she makes peepees hard.

>> No.76354300

>>76354001
>counterspells are fine
no, they aren't

>> No.76354330

>>76354001
Counterspells have literally never been fine because every color deserves stack interaction. Why is your pride getting in the way of you seeing the truth?

>> No.76354346

>>76354300
>>76354330
Tranny fishing is so easy wtf?

>> No.76354354
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76354354

So what are the chances of Snow Lands being added in Kaldheim?

>> No.76354405

>>76354354
almost 100% at this point if >>76351751 is real (there's a snow symbol in the text box)

>> No.76354461
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>>76354346
>muh trannies
>muh bait
You're not as smart as you think you are

>> No.76354465

>>76354405
So are snow lands going to be legal in standard again?

>> No.76354475

>>76354465
Yes

>> No.76354486

Nobody fucking likes Snow why do they insist on this shit?

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>>76354461

>> No.76354528

>>76354486
What actually makes snow different from regular lands besides flavor?

>> No.76354538

>>76354465
yes

>>76354486
because it's on theme with the set
if we don't consider MH1 the only other sets where snowlands showed up were in Coldsnap and Ice Age

>> No.76354557

>>76354405
>there's a snow symbol in the text box
How the fuck can you tell? Are you sure that's not just a W?

>> No.76354708

>>76354330
>every color deserves stack interaction
arenababs are so far removed from real mtg that you can't even make sense of what they're saying

>> No.76354722

>>76354354
100%, more snow duals were confirmed a while back and backed up by leaks, there was some discussion about it last thread

>> No.76354795
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>>76354557
>Are you sure that's not just a W?
I'm 100% sure it isn't a W, and it's not a generic number either so that leaves snow as the only possibility unless they're making something completely new.

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76354814

lmao how hard is this guy coping do you think?
enchantmant spammers are so cringe

>> No.76354822
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76354822

>So this is the power of commander

>> No.76354823

>>76354557
that looks very much like a snow symbol to me. either that or a 0, and considering the word before that is cast, I doubt it's 0

>> No.76354847
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76354847

>You don't represent the players
>Come on! Of course we represent you!!! Get banned now.

>> No.76354874

>>76354822
wrong thread, and unless edhg already knows about whatever discord autism this is, they won't treat you any better than us

>> No.76354887

>>76354822
>>76354847
I applaud the RC for taking a stance against anti-semites.

>> No.76354905

>>76354814
>>316352036

>> No.76354908
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>> No.76354929

>>76354908
Thanks for using my screenshots.
>>76354874
This is from the edh rules committee discord.

>> No.76354931

Please kill everyone in this thread, Lurrus

>> No.76354940
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76354940

>Why yes, I am a mod on the commander RC discord. How did you know?

>> No.76354968
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>>76354931
I'm trying

>> No.76354978

>>76354968
Please hurry up I really want to be dead. I hate this game so much bros.

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76354992

>>76354929
Np bro. Allow me to enrich your folder too.

>> No.76355022

>>76354968
this card destroyed the game

>> No.76355035

>>76354814
BASED

>> No.76355043

>>76354992
Why do they have to do this? I actually enjoyed playing commander with my friends and my group, I never paypigged, it was just fun. Why do these people flock to the things I love and shit all over them? It happened to magic in general too.

>> No.76355078

>>76354814
>we really do have mt gaggers among us
terrible

>> No.76355097

>>76350684
Hitler was a tool of the illumikikes. The rabbit hole goes far deeper.

>> No.76355122

>>76354992
Post these every time a shill or cuck decides to try to derail and ignore them after. Knowing trannies trying to ban basedposters tho. Keep up the good work.

>> No.76355174
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>>76355122
>Ethnicity: 100% American
Why are mutts like this? I understand why euro mmg is so much comfier now.

>> No.76355178
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76355178

>>76355122
Reminder to kill all shills!

>> No.76355197

>>76355097
>>76353413
I see froganon and the eurochads are going to sleep soon.

>> No.76355203
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76355203

>>76354814
>enchantress was never good
>enchantress will never be good
>there will never be another 2cmc (read: playable) enchantress permanant
>Serra's Sanctum is almost $200

>> No.76355220

>>76355174
>The europoor woke up

>> No.76355246

>>76355174
He'll kill himself in the next year anon. They all will. Stay the course.

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76355252

>>76354978
When you die I'm just going to recur you.
Your suffering shall be endless.

>> No.76355271

>>76355252
Please just kill me. I want out. Also please kill this godforsaken game.

>> No.76355296
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76355296

>>76355271
I'll set you free anon

>> No.76355300
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76355300

>>76355178
>men is in bold
been a while since I laughed out loud from reading a post, my sides
>>76355197
I am unconvinced the schizoposter is actually froganon. While the frog did make a few esoteric posts, they were mostly about actual topics like economics, while the current schizoposter is raving about winds removing people from the planet like it's 2012

>> No.76355349

>>76355300
There are many of us.
Some in France, some in Spain, some in Russia and even germany.
t. Fellow /pol/ster.

>> No.76355368
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76355368

>>76353557
I am not a nazi, I am an Panaryan Christian Nationalist.

>> No.76355430

>>76355368
>Panera Bread Nationalist
Now I'm hungry

>> No.76355456

>>76354814
99% of arena's problems would be solved by wotc adding path to exile and swords to plowshares to the game

>> No.76355468
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76355468

>want to play literally any tribal deck
>have to drop $220 on a set of caverns and $120 on a set of vials

>> No.76355471

>>76355246
Not before they murder you for your bigotry.

>> No.76355497
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76355497

>>76355197
>>76355300
Nope, I am Italian.
When the repolarization happens after the mininova, earth's crust will slide and cause winds up to over 1000km/h. It's true, read about it.
This is a declassified CIA document that's unfortunately been sanitized. The theory has been around for ages now. I have convinced myself it's all true after reading about it. A cataclysm happened over 9000 years ago (probably around 11000) that destroyed Atlantis (the Richat structure in Mauritania) in one night. We are gonna suffer the same fate.

>> No.76355501

>>76355468
>n-no please... don't counter my spelly wellies! Not the epic creaturinos!

>> No.76355554

>>76349631
can i indefinitely skip my turn using this?

>> No.76355569

>>76355554
as long as your opponent doesnt remove it yes

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>>76355468
>want to play literally any deck
>have to drop only $12 on any set of key cards

>> No.76355639

>>76355468
Elves doesn't play vials.

>> No.76355649
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>>76350676

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>>76355554
>cast teferis protection
>hold priority and activate this a million times

>> No.76355819

>>76351129
>The more this shit crashes the better chance I have to actually play a game

>year is 2010+10
>anon still believe it work that way

>> No.76355844

>>76351661
What a talmudic piece of jewish trash. This faggot deserve the rope almost as much as maroberg.

>> No.76355989

>>76351751
>Tribes that are already strong as fuck keep getting support while tribes that can't even compete in 60 card standard are left to rot

>> No.76356029

>>76352651
Pioneer is actually 2-3 banned cards away from being great.

>> No.76356042

>>76355649
I've never seen a sarlacc pit outside of a desert environment before. Wild.

>> No.76356051

>>76351704
>american first world problem nigger trannies
He just tried to find the causes with the most "victim" points imagining it will increase his virtue signaling exponentially. Meanwhile in the real world US tranny niggers must be the most privileged and protected (((community))) by the system, after the eternal J of course.

>>76355844
Yep, though when you think about it, paying to help schizo niggers getting sterilized via balls' cutting might be pretty based, even though it's way too expensive to do it that way.

>> No.76356058

>>76350482
Armageddon.

>> No.76356072

>>76356058
Infinitely based.

>> No.76356124
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76356124

>Grixis is bad in all non-meme formats, and anything WotC does to try and "fix" this only strengthens other decks 2x more

>> No.76356159

>>76356029
I'm not sure, even if you were to remove Uro, T3f and Omnath the format would still be pretty warped around most of 2018~2020 card pool, I think it will get better overtime with more less powered sets

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76356161

>>76356051
>>76355844
>>76351704
>>76353413
Goddammit /mmg/ is the comfiest general on 4chan I swear.

>> No.76356206
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76356206

>noble is still $12
>unironically 6528 copies on sale on mcm
>it's more copies than random COMMONS from cmdr Legends
>card also see almost 0 plays nowaday

I think NH might be peak price memory. The card should be 1 bux at best. 6528 fucking copies, it's more than any other rare card i can think of rn.

>> No.76356221

>>76356161
Definitely, the only thing who could make it comfier would be to get rid of the tranny janny.

>> No.76356250

>>76356221
You can leave too. No one will miss you or your bigotry.

>> No.76356290

>>76356250
>bigotry
>by running the shittiest false flagging I've ever seen
You're not gonna make it among the wolves here, kid

>> No.76356293

>>76356161
Damn, this quote is pretty based, it's really time to make a secret brotherhood with the online bros. With years passing by, i noticed that all my friends IRL (but 2) turned into absolute pussies and normans to never have to risk the pathetic little comfort they gained by wageslaving. They used to be pretty based, but now they just act like cowards, avoiding any problematic matter and only share 9fag memes.
They disgust me.

>> No.76356321

>>76356290
>you must be new.

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>>76356250
>You can leave too. No one will miss you or your bigotry.
That's where you are wrong, son. That said, no one will miss your chopped off genitals but you.

>> No.76356367

>>76356346
Nice try frogposter. But my girlfriend already does.

>> No.76356523

>>76356221
True.

>> No.76356568

>>76356206
it'll never come close to the absolute joke that is BB. Sees even less play, and it was still worth 30 last I checked

>> No.76356595
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76356595

>>76356161

>> No.76356620

>>76356346
>That said, no one will miss your chopped off genitals but you
topkeked

>> No.76356654

remember that time wotc printed engineered explosives on a land

>> No.76356658

>>76356568
>it was still worth 30 last I checked
>he's not aware
>it's now $40
this gard defy all logic. Truly.

>> No.76356661

>>76356346
I lol'd

>> No.76356757

>>76356595
He was stabbed in the nuts for being a fag.

>> No.76356780
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76356780

>dark confidant is $18

>> No.76356802

>>76356654
Remember that time that jotc ruined their game by pandering to the second most obnoxious subgroup of players in order to piss off all the stormfaggots and ruin all their investments?
Oh wait....

>> No.76356822
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76356822

why is this banned but force of spending money is legal?

>> No.76356852

>>76356822
Because phrexian mana was a mistake.

>> No.76356856

>>76356822
You have answered your own question.

>> No.76356870

>>76356780
Really? Dang, i thought this one would never come down.
The ultimate quadrivia of price memory is BB - JTMS - tarmo - bob. But snappy, lili and NH aren't far away.
Glad to see it 'only' took jotc to carpet bomb the whole game with retarded powercreep for 2 years, destroy every constructed format, reprints to oblivion every staple to finally see these cards going down a few bux..

>> No.76356887

>>76356822
You are a retard if you have to ask the question. Thus you don't deserve an answer who should be obvious to anyone with an IQ above 70.

>> No.76356918

>>76356780
It's funny, isn't it?
The format is finally becoming affordable (see noble hierarch also dropping), but now it's no longer worth playing.

>> No.76356947

>>76356918
jund is still over $1000

>> No.76356957

Remember when Snappies, Goyfs, and Dark Confidants felt really powerful?

>> No.76356964
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76356964

Post cards that made you happy once.

>> No.76356977

>>76356947
Wasn't it like $2500 or so before?

>> No.76356987

>>76356947
Well, it was over $2000 just a year ago.

>> No.76356988

>>76356977
no deck should be over $500

>> No.76356998

>>76356957
'member when all the stormtards got kicked out of their own hobby and now can only bitch about it on an anonymous imageboard? I 'member

>> No.76357005

>>76356988
Task is almost completed then, only Uro piles and jund are still over 500.

>> No.76357019
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>>76356964

>> No.76357023

>>76356568
What is a BB?

>> No.76357027

>>76357023
shitterblossom

>> No.76357030

>>76356998
'member when you had a penis instead of a putrid axe wound? Your dad 'member.

>> No.76357035

>>76356988
Go home. Hobbies cost money.

>> No.76357036

>>76354486
YugiOh type of support.

>> No.76357048
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>>76356964

>> No.76357050

>>76357030
'member when you were feared instead of made fun of like the pathetic whipped nigs that you are? I 'membee

>> No.76357059

>>76356988
Drop that to $375, average cost of a card in a deck shouldn't be higher than $5.
Give it time, MH2 should tank enemy fetch prices, and with that much more FIRE, card prices will continue to go down after everyone gets vaccinated and paper play is allowed again but no one shows up still.

>> No.76357064

>>76357027
Oh i see!

>> No.76357092

>>76356822
>card needed in order to not lose on turn 1 to combo
>card that turns every deck into 56 cards and invalidates all 1 drops
I truly wonder why

>> No.76357096

>>76357059
>after everyone gets vaccinated
Sorry but don't count on me lad.

>> No.76357131

>>76357096
well I think we only need like 70% of the population to achieve a good level of herd immunity so don't worry about it pal

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>>76357096
Please just get vaccinated so the government lets me out again...

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>>76357135
Not just no but FUCK no. Suffer like the shitter you are. You wanted this.

God I love this thread. It makes me satisfied beyond words to see this shit hobby crash and burn.

>> No.76357196

>>76357059
>card prices will continue to go down
Yep, they can't reverse the process now. Every card who isn't either on the reserved list or old border foil will continue to spiral down until they are all worthless. I'm pretty astonished that the most popular staples managed to keep holding their price for so long, even though they still -50 to -70% in a year.
Give it another year and bob, snappy or tarmo will be sub $10. In the meantime a trop island will probably be over $800.

>> No.76357208

>>76357169
When did the incels start hating mtg?

>> No.76357214
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>>76357169
Please I miss my friends.

>> No.76357217

>>76357196
Part of this is the plan to drive revenue, what was the time on that goal again? Wasn't it x5 revenue in 2 years or something?

>> No.76357221

Good lord mmg threads are so toxic lol

>> No.76357226

>>76357214
you should have been like me and trained yourself to live without friends
all your friends will betray you and buy secret lairs and tell you to watch the mandalorian

>> No.76357227

>>76357135
No fucking way, i don't want to be sterilized by old jewish fucks and have my body full of nanoshit. If they want to vax me they better come with a swat team.

>> No.76357292 [DELETED] 

mods should just ban /mmg/ threads on sight.

>> No.76357295
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>>76357208
Most of them have always hated mtg, but it was worth playing for what little social interaction could be gleaned from it. But the hobby was always too expensive and the vintage players too elitist and cultish, so one by one they left and only looked back to witness the suffering of those who hated us for the things we could not control.
>>76357214
>pic rel

>> No.76357298

>>76357217
Haha no you mad bro, it was x2 before 2023 i believe. It's still totally impossible to reach. If i were hasbro i'd set up a more realistic goal, like try to have the revenue only halved by 2022 instead of /4.

>> No.76357320

>>76357292
>>76357221
>>76357208
>>76357050
>>76356998
shut the fuck up and go back to plebbit you seething tranny.

>> No.76357324

Anyone tried new hobbies? I've been really suffering a lot it's basically me new hobby.

>> No.76357340

In a chaos/pick a pack draft, how would an commander legends pack play out?

>> No.76357343

>>76357324
I like writing and building Gundam model kits.

>> No.76357347
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>>76357320
Oooh he SEETHING mad
>muh reddit
>muh trannies
Do you have literally anything else to say? You sound like a broken record.

>> No.76357348

>>76357324
I started working out and reading books, it's alright

>> No.76357352

>>76357320
No, you.
Oh wait you cant they banned your incel asses.

>> No.76357357

>>76357324
>I've been really suffering a lot it's basically me new hobby
oh, you too? I try to sleep as much as i can personally, so this way days seems shorter. I require a lot of pills and alchool after a while though.

>> No.76357398

>>76350558
If you can't fix your gender at least fix your fucking teeth.

>> No.76357424
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Guardians of the Galaxy Secret Lair Drop spoil

>> No.76357439

>>76357208
Khans, and then War of the Spark

>> No.76357445
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>>76357424

>> No.76357451

>>76357324
I started reading a chess book, I need to pick up an actual set to play along though.

>> No.76357463

>>76357424
Wait is this real?

>> No.76357477
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>>76357424
Oh look, it's horrible.

How nice.

>> No.76357478

>>76357424
I want it to be fake but a little part of me knows that it's probably real

>> No.76357479

>>76357398
She's British. If she fixes her teeth no one will respect her.

>> No.76357481

>>76357208
I don't know, when did the game become propaganda?

>> No.76357491
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76357491

>go to the SL twitter to see if marvel shit is real
>it's not there but this is
>johannes voss has just given up and gone full weeb

>> No.76357500

>>76357424
>*NOT FOR SALE*
Hmmm

>> No.76357505

>>76357481
Hey bud, dont worry, you dont need to be 6 foot tall with a diamond cut chin to have sex with women. You just need to stop being that shitstain that you call your personality.

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>>76357491
Based and anime-pilled. Looks like mtg is circling the drain for good.

>> No.76357531

does bolt feel weak now?

>> No.76357548

>>76357505
I don't want to have sex, I want to secure a future for my children.

>> No.76357556

>>76357531
lmao whats bolt going to do against a 6/6 that just comes back even if you double bolt it.

>> No.76357568

>>76357292
no way, edhg doesnt want these ham monsters lumbering in.

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bros...

>> No.76357596

>>76357575
imagine putting elspeth next to the other two and thinking those are equal

>> No.76357605

>>76357548
Wake up anon, there is no future for you if you keep this up, you'll just die in that basement alone and your children will be crushed underfoot in the crunching of socks as your mom has the paramedics remove your corpse.

>> No.76357682

>>76357605
The mmg I knew wouldn't have let a fucking tranny go this far. What happened to this general?

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>>76357605
Whatever, subhuman, I will live a sacred and fullfilling life achieving the full potential of my existence.

>> No.76357720

>>76357682
these are EDH hours, we live in the end times

>> No.76357722

>>76357682
no events and no cardboard make mtg player something something

>> No.76357743

>>76357708
Nice! Let's quote some made up fuckery designed to keep people engrained in their shit caste systems. That definitely is fulfilling.

>> No.76357799

>>76357743
It is. I am happy you have now accepted your biological sex. Happy to help anytime.

>> No.76357836
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>>76350558
You SHALL NOT

>> No.76357843

>>76357799
Biology disagrees with you.

>> No.76357860

>>76354528
They're almost strictly better because of snow-matters. That's it. Horrible fucking parasitic mechanic.

>> No.76357868

>>76357836
Is that any of your buisness?
Nope.
Back to the pit, cretin.

>> No.76357869

>>76357843
Dude fucking stop you're making the rest of us trans anons look even more shit.

>> No.76357906

>>76357575
Shame she doesn't wear one of those cool undead masks.

>> No.76358123

>>76357868
Will never be, will never pass...

>> No.76358728

>>76357451
Put the lichess app on your phone or just use it through your browser. You always have a board editor and analysis engine at your fingertips for free.

>> No.76358804

My Walking Dead Secret Lair finally shipped

>> No.76358810

>>76358804
When's the bonfire to burn them?

>> No.76358832

>>76357708
Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence

>> No.76358871

>>76358832
HE mad.

>> No.76358875
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76358875

>Magic Arena devs give up because Scute bugs keep crashing the game
>hard limit of 250 tokens per player max
https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-digital/mtg-arena-state-game-december-2020-12-07

>> No.76358890

>>76358875
good, there should also be a maximum number of triggers and actions that can occur on a turn so endless turns and infinite combos don't happen

>> No.76358917

>>76357605
kys tranny shitstain, you are the shame of mankind

>> No.76358951

Notice how as soon as Autumn is brought up his white and brown knights shit up the thread.

>> No.76358968
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>>76358871
>he copies my style and expects to get away with it
Who is the true Untermensch here? Who really fell for the bait? Who is it that asks no questions of his own ideology?
Who?

>> No.76358971

>>76357682
tranny janny ain't doing HIS job.

>> No.76359040

>>76357479
>she
MY SIDES!

>> No.76359045
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>>76358832
>>76358968
why are trannies so cringe?

>> No.76359090

>>76359045
They (male) have an uncanny (more like uncanny valley) amount of delusion-based narcissism.

>> No.76359110

Janny is too busy dilating to clean out the blood hole dragging the thread down who will NEVER be a woman.

>> No.76359162

>>76359045
What a stupid fucking post.
Total cope, like all trumptard fascist cult members are doing right now.

Biden fucking won. Fuck all you racist fucking white male assholes.
Fuck all of you
Hate will never FUCKING win
BIDEN WON. and now all you white racist sexist homophobic, pedophobic, zoophobic, and transphobic drumpf cult members will be sent to reeducation camps, LOL!

It'll be so fun!!! I can't wait.
Fuck you btw, if I wasn't clear enough.
Racism, sexism, and bigotry, will NEVER EVER NEVER EVER WIN!!!!
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

HE FUCKING WON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

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>>76358832
Oh my fucking god I just realized the true function of the Pyramids!
They were used as harnessers of earthly energy that could synchronize with their stellar counterpart (Orion for the Giza ones) to prevent earth's cyclical repolarization that would have caused a cataclysm.

We need to learn how to reproduce the process if we want to survive.

>> No.76359282

>>76359162
But anon you are the hate.

>> No.76359306

Literally trannies cannot contain their mood swings due to HRT.
>TQ
What obscure mechanic do you want to see explored more?
For me, its Fortifications.

>> No.76359328

>>76359162
But anon you are the hate

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>>76359162

>> No.76359379

>>76358875
This basically only effects bronze players. No one in the high ranks even looked at scute swarm

>> No.76359469

>>76352499
Tfw Pauper (MonarchTron the format) is worse...

>> No.76359485
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I did it bros THREE nicol bolas'

>> No.76359578

>>76359485
>ugin-and-his-fellow-gamers-going-to-gamestop.avi

>> No.76359599

>>76358875
yet more proof that arena isn't magic

>> No.76359624

>>76359599
Based 251 scutes

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NEW BREAD BAKED
>>76359702
>>76359702
>>76359702

TRANNIES AND JANNIES NOT WELCOME
ONLY FRENS ARE ALLOWED

>> No.76360960

>>76357227
Same, I also have rigged my house with an amount of C4 placed in strategic places to level a city block or more in case I get taken by the feds.

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