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tq: so what's the consensus on this card?

>> No.76114873

>>76114608
I love it when DS fags play this early and then I hit multiple Creeping Chills and it evaporates

>> No.76115077

>>76114608
>Does not etb draw a card
Into the trash it goes.

>> No.76115112

>>76114608
I just realized this thing has no legs and uses its wings as crutches

>> No.76115144

>>76115112
Now I'm seeing him squatting like he's going to drop a duke

>> No.76115250

>>76115112
artwork for this card is terrible, yes

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will it ever be good again?

>> No.76116247

>>76116209
It's still good, dummy. Winter is upon us and these cards are great for getting the fireplace going.

>> No.76116424

>>76116209
it's still one of the best two drops in cube :(

>> No.76116539

EDH isn't magic

>> No.76116591

>>76114608
Goes great in my moonfolk deck.

>> No.76116608

>>76115112
All this time I thought he carried a sword.

>> No.76116697 [DELETED] 

>>76116608
wtf, me too

>> No.76116818
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>friendly, daily and threadly reminder that wotc is de facto printing an illegal cryptocurrency where prices are kept artificially inflated due to artificial scarcity and insider trading that gets distributed through lottery tickets and lootboxes and that they spend, all costs included, 2 cents per card to print them

>> No.76116844

>>76116818
i can't believe it's still not fixed. this has been an issue since what, akh?

>> No.76116871

>>76116844
It protects the cryptocurrency in the event of a nuclear war, if you don't live in hiroshima your cards will never curl in the slightest

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>>76116818
Come home, card gamer.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/jzy02z/what_are_the_odds_opened_2_boxes_of_cmr_100_of/
>another set with massive collation issues
lmaooooooooooooooo

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Anyone have the picture of TCC crying at the phone?

>> No.76117012

>>76116910
>Consoomers getting fucked over
Lmao, based.

>> No.76117020
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>>76116906
>vanguard

>> No.76117045 [DELETED] 

I hope all of you faggots who post pictures or links from reddit fucking die painfully.
It doesn't have to be now, I'm not greedy, but when you're writhing in agony taking your last breaths I hope your mind flashes back to this post.

>> No.76117060

>>76117020
>Negrolazy
This will never stop being based

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>>76117020
why are card games so racist bros

>> No.76117083 [DELETED] 

>>76116539
Based and trannypilled.

>> No.76117090

>>76117020
>>76117060
>Rejected. I dislike male zombies.
What did he mean, by this?

>> No.76117095
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>>76117090

>> No.76117096

>>76115112
He has at least one leg.

>> No.76117302

>>76115112
Look better, he has legs, it's more the fact that he use his wings like walking staffs.

Remember this is Zendikar, or he loves to go on a hike or he is really fucking tired

>> No.76117304

>>76116818
I can't believe that one of the ways to identify counterfeit cards is that the raw materials are of higher quality than the official product.

>> No.76117378

>>76117304
>Bring cards
>Proxied uros because fuck paying more than 3 bucks for a card
>Retard sees my Uro's aren't pringles
>HEY ANON STOP RIGHT THERE THOSE ARE FAKE!
>What?
>THEY'RE TOO GOOD.

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>>76116818
>obese plebbitor buy a collector box of coomander legend and get anally tongued by jotc
imagine my shock

>> No.76117393 [DELETED] 

>>76117380
>tfw you'll never get your ass tongued by the blue haired qt in Wizards HR

>> No.76117403 [DELETED] 

>>76117378
>no pringles
wait, you go for foil counterfeits?

>> No.76117411

>>76117403
Well of course, why wouldn't you?
I am playing a dicksucking Okoru pile might as well go full dicksucker.

>> No.76117412

>>76117380
Redditors are such subhuman retarded cucks that they will pay to get sharted in their mouths and will be thankful for it.

>> No.76117415 [DELETED] 

>>76117393
I meant it in the bad way, not the agreable kind of anus tonguerism!

>> No.76117434 [DELETED] 

>>76117393
>Young SJW rims musclefat nazi daddy

>> No.76117438 [DELETED] 

>>76117411
Well.. why not, after all..

>>76117412
I bet this fat soifuck spend half his income on onlyfan and consider himself an avant garde feminist by doing so.

>> No.76117459

>>76117403
In some cases if you're worried about callouts they're better than nonfoils, but some of them are just great fakes desu.

>> No.76117543 [DELETED] 

Apparently LGD is in good way to become the most sold set ever in mtg's history.
Poor trannies, now jotc will 100% focus on destroying their format lol.

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>>76117543
>those cards will be playable in legacy

>> No.76117684

>>76117649
>Still can't afford a small nugget of glue

>> No.76117693

>>76117684
oy vey we can't even afford playtesters, and now you want us wasting precious money on glue? get outta heah!

>> No.76117700

>>76117684
Glue is expensive, bro.

>> No.76117703

Feels increasingly likely that wotc will just drop competitive mtg and go all in on edh.

>> No.76117716

>>76117703
there's a good chance the state of competitive mtg would improve if they did

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>>76117703
They've been pushing for this since Arena dropped anon, you're only realising this now?

>> No.76117749

>>76117716
Probably not. The deeper they have dug their claws into the edh cow, the worse the game got, going as far back as when they were including cards designed for edh in standard sets.

>> No.76117934 [DELETED] 

>go on /edhg/
>its just people talking about buying legends and secret lairs
magic really is fucked isnt it

>> No.76117949 [DELETED] 

>>76117934
see
>>76116539

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>edhg shows off their pulls and posts pictures of their decks
>/mmg/ goes on schizophrenic rants about jews conspiring to control the world
boy did i bet on the wrong horse

>> No.76118179 [DELETED] 

>>76118171
>Schizophrenic
You'll never, ever be a woman.
Go back to /edhg/ and take your dilator with you.

>> No.76118183 [DELETED] 

>>76118171
>/mmg/ goes on schizophrenic rants about jews conspiring to control the world
We are now Bobby Fischer, the legend himself. Truly, we have ascended.

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>>76117008
no, but i have a rare one

>> No.76118211 [DELETED] 

>>76118171
I'd joke about not having tournaments to play making people insane but let's be real, nobody actually plays the game here

>> No.76118285

>>76118198
Surprised there's not one with cutie Dana Fischer, honestly, considering how many events she's been at.

>> No.76118354

I can't believe what a terrible set Eldraine turned out to be. This is worse than Mirrodin

>> No.76118373 [DELETED] 

>>76118171
Nobody mentioned jews or their alleged control over the world.
Guilty conscience much?

>> No.76118409 [DELETED] 

>>76118171
Never be woman ever you'll

>> No.76118422 [DELETED] 

>>76118354
Why are you seething over ELD in every thread? IKO was x10 worse about pretty much everything, THB too...

>> No.76118448

>>76118422
Ikoria was only worse due to companions, which were the worst thing WotC has ever created, but Eldraine is a worse set overall

>> No.76118773 [DELETED] 

>>76118448
Fuck no lol.
Ikoria has a worse lore, worse artworks, worse mechanics, worse everything.

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>>76118171
>So, I was having a game of edh with my girlfriend (male) and the other two guys.
>Turn 1 kobold companion, Gaea's Cradle, sol ring, mana crypt
>This is after the discussion of power level
>We settled on a 3
>Turn 1, 2 mana rocks is fair, diverse gameplay, right?
>No tutors are allowed in the playgroup
>I am Shivam's personal shoe licker
>I never had to work hard for anything in my life
>Competition makes me feel bad
>I play the game to have fun! Not to win! That makes me a better person than you!
>There is absolutely nothing passive aggressive about that last statement.
>So one of the guys targets me with his Sorin, dropping me down to 10
>A heavy static entered the air and we all became silent
>Our playgroup bans targeted abilities and spells
>We finished the game as normal, after 4 hours, give or take
>Afterward, we had a stern discussion of what is acceptable
>I am heavily diagnosed with Asperger's. I was told not to tell everybody that but I do when I get nervous.
>My girlfriend (male) tries to calm me down
>I notice the receipt "From China" hanging half out of the little pub stomper's backpack
>Proxies?!?!
>"Yeah. Just for a few things I didn't want to keep switching out of my pauper cube and commander deck."
>What did you say, you little shit? Do you know how much money the hard working employees of Wizards playtesting lose, because of poor little white boys, like you?
>I kicked him out of the store. That night, I was too broken to even sleeve my 17th tribal and 4th sliver deck.

>> No.76118862

>>76116844

only US cardstock does this- they have fixed the issue it's just Americans have appalling product standards

>> No.76118869 [DELETED] 

>>76118448
*wohwowhowow*
Retard Alert! Retard Alert!

>> No.76118927 [DELETED] 

>>76118862
USA truly turned into a third world country, pretty pathetic desu... It had so much potential, could have conquered the stars.
But instead it became a nanny state for crackhead niggers, and other kinds of niggers, and then collapsed into nothingness. EVERY single time, big empires have been destroyed from within by (((them))) using migration to undermine the nation.
It started with Egypt, then Babylon, then Rome, and now the US. Next time it will be China. Then finally the whole world will be made of rootless, ugly shitskins and there won't be anything left to destroy : finally (((their))) mission on this planet will be accomplished.

>> No.76119061 [DELETED] 

What’s the whole meme about trannies playing EDH? Typically I’ve seen more trannies at modern and standard tournaments than at EDH night, which is usually mostly just dudes in their 30s who don’t have time for competitive magic

>> No.76119099 [DELETED] 

>>76118211
i played the game once, a few years ago

>> No.76119100 [DELETED] 

>>76119061
Excellent bait, have a (you)

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>>76118171

>> No.76119161 [DELETED] 

>>76119061
>dudes in their 30s who don’t have time for competitive magic
>playing EDH
lmao, nice joke

>> No.76119178

>>76118285
how much more time untill dana gets dicked by a judge?

>> No.76119187

>>76117020
>>76117095
This must be why magic hasnt caught on in China/SE asia in general. If the names of their cards are this bad in English, I can only imagine how bad MtG looks in their language.

>> No.76119192

>>76119178
>be Magic judge
>technically get paid more than a janny because promos, but you're also paying for the privilege of explaining combat tricks to new players
>you're actually incentivized to make up the difference in value of promos and cost of pay2judge by molesting girls and trannies
>presumably an equation for calculating your profit margins in coom exists

>> No.76119197

>>76119100
I’m literally not baiting
The gripe seems to me that the current mindset is that WOTC is openly catering in exchange for the health of its competitive formats while also trying to appeal to whales simultaneously. To be fair once the year of the commander is over, between the time spiral release and Mh 2, it looks like there’ll be a continued, decent support for modern at lest

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>>76119192
>my daddy said i get to stack my deck if i give the judge a special hug

>> No.76119274

>>76119187
It's probably because Magic is expensive and for the past 10 years the game looks gay as fuck. Literally Chinese phone games have better art than Magic.

>> No.76119288

>>76114608
>depicted with wings
>doesn't have flying
flavour fail

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>>76119274
>splatters moba crystals all over Ikoria to woo the Chinese audience
>but also splatters jigaboos over the entire game, which China hates
the duality of WotC

>> No.76119299

>>76116910
>>76116818
lol
Reminds me of the locksdowns. No matter how much people get fucked in the ass, they keep trusting those in power.
We have become like lemmings.

>> No.76119305

>>76119274
Yeah, I was more thinking in the past. MtG is a hard sell to new players the world over atm.

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>>76118171
You bet on /edhg/? Hahaha, serves you right.

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>>76118789
Well done, Maro, well done... HOWEVER!

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>>76118171
Owner of hasbro and lead play designers are juden. Doesn't seem like much of conspiracy to me about who's to blame for the game going to shit.

>> No.76119383 [DELETED] 

>>76119356
based elon

>> No.76119391

This just in: Commander Legends draft on MTGO determines winners by votes from other players rather than winning. This is not a joke, but magic is.

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>>76119356
>>76119374
It's a coincidence.

>> No.76119405 [DELETED] 

>>76119374
Wait, is that a shop? Wasn''t that demoranch's goldie?

>> No.76119414

>>76119391
Wizards made a product that is hated by both drafters and commander players. The world we live in, these days.

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>>76119405
Peter "i work with cartels" schiff has 5x my investment in a matter of weeks

>> No.76119425

>>76119414
Cuckholdmanders love it.

>>76119391
Proof.

>> No.76119438 [DELETED] 

>>76119418
I don't even know who peter schiff is, sorry.

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>>76119392
Just a (((coincidence))) i see everywhere i look lately

>> No.76119502

I think if Uro was a 1/1 with the exact same cost and text it would still be played in the same decks it is played today.

>> No.76119514

>>76119502
yes

>> No.76119565
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>>76119197
The company burned all its remaining good will with
-Nielson
-McNeil
-Uro, Teferi, Oko, so on and so forth
-F.I.R.E.
-Internal document petitioning against voting for Trump, creating an environment of unease and distrust among employees that would commit wrongthink
-A program to snitch out people for being politically incorrect. They do it for free.
-Treatment of pro players like Travis Woo, including but not exclusive to his banning and Numot The Nummy getting shit for having a private facebook group that got snitched on by facebook company mods for making fun of trannies
-Autumn existing
-Removing the previous DCI system for no reason at all other than to make it easier to lie about records and match making for e celebs and players that fit their narrative to do well over wrongthink players and no name players
-The Pringleing. Foils still curl after how long, while card games still in their infancy do no have this problem
-Ikoria's lack of consistency
-Ixalan voting poll shenanigans
-Maro being overall an unpleasant faggot
Now commence the shills and cucks to defend their position in the most low effort ways known to man

>> No.76119581

>>76119425
>Proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ISFgwYAkPY

>> No.76119582

>>76119502
If he was JUST a 1/1 perhaps not as much, but he will still be wack for the ramp alone.

>> No.76119605

>>76119581
I looked at the chat, subhuman.
Also christ that is nasty af.

>> No.76119629

>>76119581
that's not "determines winners by votes from other players rather than winning". that's basically a social credit score that you get 1 point of for every vote from others, and 1 point for being the last player standing

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>>76119565
>>-Internal document petitioning against voting for Trump, creating an environment of unease and distrust among employees that would commit wrongthink
Woah, I missed this, can you provide source?

>> No.76119690

>>76119565
well leakeranon says that the likes of Nielson will be coming back so there's that at least.

>> No.76119692

>>76116539
good

>> No.76119712

>>76119565

None of that has anything to do with trannies playing EDH.

>> No.76119736

>>76119633
Man, it goes back 4-5 years. As much I can't stand that cretin MTGLion, he had videos on it. Trying to remember who else would have. The official Magic website had a page for signing up, even. When they caught wind of it, they made it private so you couldn't see it unless you were personally signed up. This is when cripplechan was at its height. I don't know how to proficiently search the archives, but that may be your best bet. There were a series of The History of MTG threads that seemed legit and lined up pretty accurately. Maybe it was The Secret History of MTG. Those were good times.

>> No.76119755

>>76119736
Quarterpoundering may have old videos on the snitch program.

>> No.76119777 [DELETED] 

>>76119712
trannies playing EDH is just a symptom anon, its not the cause

>>76119736
can't stand that gook, especially after be went on a tirade trying to pull some guilt by assoication shit on LSV for being friends with a former pro that got done for raping his gf year or two back.

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>>76118927
remember the purpose of the modern world
anyone got a good azorius control list?

>> No.76119817 [DELETED] 

>>76119777
Trannies don't play EDH, though. It's mostly 30 year old dudebros just chilling. The trannies all play standard and modern.

>> No.76119865 [DELETED] 

>>76119817
why are there so many trannies in america? All I hear from you guys is tranny this tranny that. I've never seen one IRL in my travels around yuroland.

>> No.76119883 [DELETED] 

>>76119817
>Trannies don't play EDH

Dont go to /edhg/ then.

>> No.76119900 [DELETED] 

>>76119817
>Trannies don't play EDH, though
The only trannies I've ever seen in my life played EDH

>> No.76119906 [DELETED] 

>>76119865
microplastic in the water supply

>> No.76119922 [DELETED] 

Anyone have archive or screens saved of that /edhg/ thread where the guy let himself get molested by another guy during a game of edh?

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>>76119197
>once the year of the commander is over,
it'll never be over until the format become literally unplayable.

>decent support for modern at lest
I don't call " jotcdestroying the format with powercreeped bullshit to create a future new equity because they alrdy reprinted everything 10 times" a "support". It's quite the contrary really, the more they focus on a format, the deader it become. It never fail.

>> No.76119939 [DELETED] 

>>76119274
Ngl, China is very focused onto aesthetic. They have zero creativity, but they know how to produce aesthetically pleasing things.

>> No.76119941 [DELETED] 

>>76119906
I came here to say this.
>>76119900
Truth dubs.
Tranny discords have been well established. Commander is played through discord video chat. Do the math.

>> No.76119949 [DELETED] 

>>76119288
Not sure giving evasion to a 10/10 costing 1B is a smart thing to do.

>> No.76119953 [DELETED] 

>>76119817
30yoo dudebros either play cube draft, casual 60card, or board games like Terraforming Mars

>> No.76119970 [DELETED] 

>>76119438
A very rare occurence of a based jew boomer.

>> No.76120011

>>76119939
I doubt anything China can produce will be aesthetically pleasing. Get better standards.

>> No.76120115

>>76120011
China actually puts impressive gods, coomer bait women, and strong warriors in their shitty phone games. Meanwhile WotC is churning out fat black vikangz and all the women look smug or angry

>> No.76120129 [DELETED] 

>>76120011
China series are incarnating /pol/ : the dream. It's all about strong moral values, anti-degeneracy, cohesive ethno-statism, glorification of history and most of all aesthetically pleasing stuff everywhere and at all times : costumes, buildings, characters, landscapes, ... Everything MUST be gorgeous, almost enchanting.
You clearly know nothing about China.

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Is this what they call doublethink?

>> No.76120182

>>76120115
>>76120129
It's not about the content, it's about the actual art. It's shit, they don't have any traditional artists and if they do they don't get any recognition. It's all tasteless digital crap.

>> No.76120211

>>76120170
double double masters

>> No.76120267

>>76120170
Tbh the draft I had was good but my box was shit I got rekt.

>> No.76120274 [DELETED] 

>>76119817
>guaranteed_replies.png

>> No.76120287 [DELETED] 

>>76120170
He probably opened double mana drain aand double jew lotus too, so he's pardonning the obvious box mapping.

>>76120182
They don't have any artists since they are unable to create. But they have very good copists and good tastes so they know what to copy. That's far better than our demonic, jewed (((modern art))) only based on deconstructivism and post-surrealist revolution as excuse to spawn the most talentless, atrocious doodoos imaginable.

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>>76119865
Sissy hypno from USSR operatives since the cold war

>> No.76120339 [DELETED] 

>>76120287
>But they have very good copists and good tastes
>and good tastes
Nope. China has terrible taste.
As I said, get better standards.

>> No.76120365 [DELETED] 

>>76120339
And as i said, you have literally no idea what you are talking about. Contrary to me.
What's your experience with China's culture beside Trump's tweets?

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>>76120365
Reading and watching constantly about it.
What's that got to do with the fact that they're tasteless and can't produce traditional art? Show it to me, then. Show me a commercial artistic product made in mainland China that has consistently good, traditional art.
If you can't do that, shut the fuck up and stop wasting everybody's time.

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>>76119581
actual autism

>> No.76120466

>>76120417
wat
why

>> No.76120479 [DELETED] 

>>76120332
Based ruskibros supplying the best fetish of the century to americans for free

>> No.76120508

Reminder to only rent cards for maximum happiness. You'll own nothing soon, might as well practice.

>> No.76120537

>>76119261
imagine dredging my throbbing prized amalgam until she feels a hot sticky creeping chill all over her virgin, innocent elves

>> No.76120646 [DELETED] 

>>76120409
Holy shit, you are such a gigantic nigger turd. You speak about the very civilization who invented these concepts.

>> No.76120768

>>76120129
I'm not going to download Genshin Impact or Azur Lane.

>> No.76120834
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>someone has already won a game vs. delver by resolving dark ritual + opp agent in an mtgo legacy challenge

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>>76120646
>MUH CIVILIZATION
>Y-YOU'RE A NIGGER TURD!!1 MOM PEOPLE ARE BULLYING ME ON 4CHAN AGAIN
As expected. Begone, idiot.

>> No.76120919

>>76120834
which one anon

>> No.76120993

>>76120834
Not to be that guy, but we've had plays like that for a long time (Dark rit > Trinisphere). Prison decks haven't been in a good place lately and this might hel them out.

Not saying it's a great design, but I'm being optimistic. Fetchland hate is ass after the second land drop (ironically it's probably decent against Oko and Uro since they cost 3). I'm more concerned about Hullbreacher.

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>>76120919
Curse stompy, a prison deck.

>> No.76121039 [DELETED] 

>>76120646
China is a land of soulless insectoids who sulk and cry whenever you tell them that their favourite toy sucks like a spoiled child. One guy proves that their ancient martial arts are fucking useless and all the termites come out of their mounds to whine and bay for his blood because he insulted "glorious china". Imply that the chinese regine isn't so great and every ching chong chinaman in earshot is galvanised into a furious rage as their hivemind is threatened. Stop shilling for rice eaters.

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>>76120993

>Not to be that guy, but we've had plays like that for a long time (Dark rit > Trinisphere)

not at instant speed :^)

>> No.76121142

>>76121060
Functionally what's the difference? If you're on the play dark rit > slam 3 ball is almost as good as swamp, wait for opponent to fetch, dark rit > OppA, only difference is the later is a clock and gives you opponent a chance to draw Daze or Force.

>> No.76121326

>>76121142

>Functionally what's the difference? If you're on the play dark rit > slam 3 ball is almost as good as swamp, wait for opponent to fetch dark rit > OppA

demonic spirit guide is in mh2, along with some other "goodies"

>> No.76121421

>>76121326
I'm down. But that gets Trinisphere on the table as easily as Agent.
I haven't read his report, but I'm guessing the reason for Agent as a 4-of over 3 Trini is because in a pinch Agent can imprint on Chrome Mox.

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>>76120993
Trinisphere is not instant, this is important.
Trinisphere power!=Opp Agent power.
Trinisphere cannot kill you, just make the game slower. Opp agent either kills you or generates instant value.
Going "I play fetch" into enemy T1 where they play fetch and you in reaction play Opp Agent is nearly timewalk levels of wack, because (assuming it resolves) you generate the following:
>+1 Card that cannot be discard (his second effect does not end when Opp. Agent is removed) it is also a better version of his because the cost becomes entirely generic mana (yes, even colorless).
>Strip mine'd his first land (This is HUGE)
>Know what deck and what cards they're playing (this is 'meh')

A resolved trinisphere slows the game.
A resolved Opp Agent wins the game.

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>>76121421
See >>76121540
Opp agent wins games, Trinisphere slows them.
I'd rather win a game than slow it.
Btw same applies to resolving a hullbreacher vs any draw effect, more so a multidraw effect or god forbid, a wheel/windfall effect.

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>>76121039
B-but we invented pizza!1 Please accept me daddy!

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>>76121577

so if someone brainstorms, (we'll say during my turn), and i flash in hullbreacher and it resolves, they draw 1 card, then i create 2 treasure tokens instead of them drawing the remaining two, then they still have to put back 2 cards?

>> No.76121691

>>76121649
They do :) Same as notion thief.

>> No.76121697

>>76121540
>>76121577
Why is this an issue now though? Sure T1 Trinisphere/Blood Moon/combo of choice isn't always enough. But why hasn't this been a problem at any other point? It's possible I'm just wrong but I have a hard time believing that a boltable creature has made fast combo is too good, even with flash tacked on.
Hullbreacher is a different case, as it's effective as a mid game haymaker as well as a force check.

>> No.76121710

>>76121697
Don't make me repeat myself anon.
>+1 Card that cannot be discard (his second effect does not end when Opp. Agent is removed) it is also a better version of his because the cost becomes entirely generic mana (yes, even colorless).
>Strip mine'd his first land (This is HUGE)
>Know what deck and what cards they're playing (this is 'meh')

>> No.76121764 [DELETED] 

>>76121581
>ching chong inventing pizza
dilate

>> No.76121788

Why does /mmg/ hate the Arena?

>> No.76121858

>>76121697
I understand that. Now I'll repeat myself. Decks with the gameplan of "effectively end the game on turn 1 or 2 before the opponent can draw an answer" have existed for years. Oops All Spells, Mono Red Prison, Reanimator, and to an extent Storm all operate on this plan. Show and Tell has it as an option even (T1 Tomb Petal S+T). Despite their apparent power all-in strategies have failed to takeover the meta and are generally considered bad (Storm can play a more resilient long-game than most other options and S&T has counterspells). Why is it too good now? What has really changed? Because I have doubts that a Dark Rit payoff is too much unless everyone has been in denial for years.

>> No.76121873

>>76121858
Meant for >>76121710

>> No.76121896

>>76121858
yes anon and those are DECKS.
This is a single card that costs 2B.
Think about carefully, do you understand how much bullshit oops has to jump through for that one streak of 3-4 games where they clown you on T1?
Now think about this, I can build a normal deck and drop Opp. Agent in. For no cost.
We've just started to see the bullshit that is to come.

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>>76121037
EXACTLY the build i predicted would play oppo agent x4 earlier this month!

>> No.76121926

>>76121896
>>76121858
Also; Opp Agent gives you stupid strong game vs the decks that prison decks where bad against, namely any deck that isn't all CMC <2 cards.
Also Opp. Agent cucks any combo deck that relies on card search or uses fetchlands in general.
Curse Stompy won't be game breaking, but Opp. Agent is just another large addition to the pile of "Well balanced not at all format warping" cards, hullbreacher will at some point create a deck centered around him and shitting out wheel effects or just winning with wheel effects.
And both of them can be randomly slotted into 4c valuepiles, again, for no real cost.

>> No.76121937

>>76121896
Playing Dark Rip is absolutely a cost, and without fast mana Agent comes down on turn 3 which is often too late to meaningfully disrupt your opponent's manabase.

>> No.76122026

>>76121937
>Dark ritual, one of the best cards ever printed is a cost!
Man you're not good at this, also.
>T2-3 Opp agent is bad!
Opp. Agent after T1 reads "Counter a search effect, draw a card and put it in the special super hand zone where it cannot be discarded". Please read the entire card, very, very slow and carefully. It draws you cards. That you search for. In your opponent deck.
They play a fetch, crop rotation? Well you just got an ensured land drop and also strip mine'd their land drop.
Play it along with an ass. Trophy or a similar effect? You just drew something. Intuition? Just casual Recall++. GSZ/Natural order? You got free cards.
You are seriously missunderstading how wacky the effect is.

>> No.76122034 [DELETED] 

>>76121937
>which is often too late to meaningfully disrupt your opponent's manabase.
that's fucking bullshit, yet brainlets keep repeating this mantra thinking it make them look smart.

>> No.76122049

>>76121926
already seeing play in some high tide varients. high tide is a meme deck for sure but the card is straight fucked in that, turn 3 yeeting him turn 4 high tide time spiral with force back up means i win the game 99% of the time, especially when you stack tides and spirals.

>> No.76122077 [DELETED] 

>>76122049
Jotc totally lost their mind on oppo and hullbreacher. Both cards are worse than Oko in legacy. It's literally the worst shit imaginable.

>> No.76122092

>>76122049
>>76122077
It's fine they haven't taken over the meta yet!
>yfw people stop playing bstorm instead
>yfw 12post is the only combo deck left and it runs no tutors
>yfw x2-4 Opp- Agents in any deck playing B except turbo aggro decks

>> No.76122161

>>76122026
Dark rit is a stupid card but is largely unplayed outside of combo shells. Are we discussing the uses of Opposition Agent in a combo deck or a pile? Because it's bee a while since I saw a control deck ritual out.
In a pile I'm sure it's nutty. Maybe I'm jaded by how nutty any playable 3-drop was pre-2019 but looking at it I think "Okay, it's another 3 mana spell that kills me if I don't do something immediately."

>>76122034
This doesn't effect lands already in play and is fairly easy to remove.

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>>76122092
I expect D&T to be doing well too : no tutors beside sfm and no draws. Also is not easily disrupted by stax effects usually.

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>>76122161
It also has flash. Also non-combo decks used to play ritual to turbo strong shit out fast, but as things got stronger at lower CMCs they stopped, it is still a good opener to go "Dark Rit->Targeted discard->Hymn".

>>76122171
D&T Can also slot both of them, hell, Opp Agent is even a human for maximum :^).

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>>76122161
>fairly easy to remove.
This become totally irrelevant in a world where every single spell is a game-changing, lethal threat. If you must answer everything hitting the board immediately or lose, it doesnt matter how hard it is to answer. That's the main flaw of the game rn alongside retarded ETB value boys on a stick.

>> No.76122226

>>76122077
oh absolutely yes. these cards are a fucking nightmare, i cut merchant scroll and about half the fetches in my high tide deck only reason i have fetches now is in case i need a mystic sanctuary. otherwise im considering cutting all fetches and just playing all islands. im on the verge of cutting brain storm too and just playing all the other cantrips i can since hullbreacher will end me if it resolves. i loved legacy but now. WOTC and their kikery have ruined it and high tide forever.

>> No.76122244

>>76122211
This also functionally has an etb because lolflashlol. And of course, functional haste.

>>76122226
>yfw you play meditate/spiral and their play hullbreaker in response

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>>76122244
>cast meditate
>they flash hullbreacher
>MFW

>> No.76122296

>>76122211
That's valid. But isn't this the result of tempo going completely unpunished for 15 years? In order for a non-daze fair deck to stand a chance against effeciency.dec it needs to be able to go above it card-for-card, and since you'll typically get on board much later than the tempo deck you need your threats to make up for lost time. So you get this escalation of threats because it's the only way for the other deck to be relevant.

>> No.76122303

>>76122286
Honestly at that point you might as well give them your parent's home address and tell them to go fuck your mother.

>> No.76122336 [DELETED] 

>>76122296
It's only the result of jotc having not a fucking clue of what they are doing since 2 years.

>> No.76122340

>>76122211
frogfren do you think esper control might be viable in legacy again? if so do you think i should get my hullbreachers and opposition agents now?

>> No.76122350

>>76122340
>Esper "Control"
Why do you not want to have Uros and Okos too?

>> No.76122365

>>76116818
>cryptocurrency
You keep using this word. I don't think you know what it means.pcl

>> No.76122374

>Americuck hour
>The thread gets filled with the same low IQ retard that defends WoTC.

>> No.76122381

>>76122350
because i dont wanna spend the money on trops and shit and i have the U Seas and everything else for esper.

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> cast pic related
>my opponent cast Hullbreacher
What do bros?

>> No.76122437

>>76122398
enter the infinite

>> No.76122467 [DELETED] 

>>76119865
>why are there so many trannies in america?
It's called "freedom."

>> No.76122485

>>76122398
you opponent gains treasures equal to the number of cards in your library and you get shit.

>> No.76122486

>>76122381
You'd be playing D&T ft Black and Blue then.
Perhaps even snow D&T.

>> No.76122496

>>76122336
>since 2 years
True-Name Nemesis was printed in Commander 2013

>> No.76122498

>>76122398
Eat your deck.
He can't get treasures if you can't draw cards because you have no deck.

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>>76122340
I think you should proxy this shit fren, because if jotc have even just an unique braincell remaining they will ban these monstruosity from legacy asap.
But overall i think the best builds for the two will only be in 8-sol lands + mox/petal X chalice lockbrews. Putting them in draw-go/slow disrupt decks could work too, since they are absurdly broken, but it's not an optimal use of 3cmc stax cards, who are truly impactful when cheated on play asap.

Imho mono-U aggro stax could do a big come back with all the toys it recently got.

>> No.76122503

>>76120508
If only mtgo didn't have a UI from 1995.

>> No.76122508

>>76122500
I personally think they'd also slot neatly into D&T or any other deck that already runs manabase denial, at least Opp. Agent will.

>> No.76122550 [DELETED] 

>>76121764
It was ironic, calm down, dude.

>> No.76122555 [DELETED] 

>>76122496
Sure fren, but the big mistake there was to ever allow edh-oriented products to be legal in legacy just to lure few more wallets (pretty sure it was a last-minute decision from jotc), when the cards' design have nothing to do in a 1v1 format. TNN is ridiculously bad in edh, no one play him there, where he should always have been confined.

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>>76122500
you think so? they havent banned uro from memedern and havent gotten rid of oko from legacy yet. i dont think theyll go anywhere any time soon. that might be true though, sol land plus petal/mox can lead to degeneracy with those 2 faggot cards. i feel like if i was gonna get some now might be the time right? no way JOTC introduces another print run after thanksgib

>> No.76123021

>>76122993
Buy 3 weeks after mass openings started.

>> No.76123048

>>76122993
oko is literally never leaving legacy because if they banned him there he's basically unplayable. you're stuck with him now, forever.
uro is probably never leaving modern even though he's what, in 20% of decks?

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>>76119356

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>>76123136
>tfw you are an illuminati but you keep trolling your cabalbros by showing to the masses how sketchy is the (((agenda)))

>> No.76123377 [DELETED] 

>>76123308
kek

>> No.76123379

>>76121649
>they draw 1 card
no, they already did that on their draw step
>the rest
yes and yes and it's awesome

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>get a tattoo "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists after coming back from iraq to remind myself that i am capable of doing good and bad things
>see these faggots getting tattoos of their favorite mtg symbols
Fucking embarrassing. Imagine telling someone in your 60s that you got a tattoo of your favorite card game. When did tattoos stop having meaning?

>> No.76123404

>>76121788
bad client that takes too much processing power for a simple gards game, and it doesn't even have all the gards so Modern Magic General can't play Modern on it.

>> No.76123409 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>get a tattoo "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists after coming back from iraq to remind myself that i am capable of doing good and bad things
bro that's super gay

>> No.76123429 [DELETED] 

>>76123136
He took a notoriously unreliable test and got seemingly random results. This should have surprised nobody. But then Elon does have a history of "discovering" the obvious.

>> No.76123432

>>76114608

I'm going to Legacy

>> No.76123435 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
I can be your planeswalker or your enchantment for 4U that prevents creatures that meet a certain criteria from entering the battlefield unless a price is paid

>> No.76123438 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>getting tattoos at all
>getting tattoos with china chicken scratch on them
Fucking embarrassing.

>> No.76123467 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>get a tattoo "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists after coming back from iraq to remind myself that i am capable of doing good and bad things
that's the cringiest thing i've ever read. It sounds like a what would say a failed hero from a Z action movie back in the 70's.
Desu i'd prefer to have a golgari tattoo if i've had the choice between your cringe and reddit autismo.

>> No.76123492 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>needs tattoos to remind himself of basic existential facts
what a retard.
>fucking embarrassing

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>>76123429
why can't you seething glowniggers ever just fuck off and leave us alone? you're not fooling anyone.

>> No.76123571 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>Mfw unironically was considering getting a magic tattoo back when I was passionate about the game
I sure dodged a bullet there didn't I?

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>>76123390
>kill famished kids in the middle of the desert because israel overlord asked for a blood sacrifice
>think it's a personal struggle, a cosmic dilemna, while in reality you were just executing orders from your rabbi in chief for twice the minimum wage
>speak about embarrasment
Yikes and oof my dude

>> No.76123583 [DELETED] 

>>76123308
lmao, imagine

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>>76123429

>> No.76123620

>>76119178
I mean, it wouldn't surprise me too much if it already happened. She's adorable and very friendly. Personally, I'd love to discuss elves with her.

>> No.76123631 [DELETED] 

>>76123571
yes, tattoos are for attention-seeking faggots, microdick manlet "tough guys" to compensate, retarded inbred trailer trash, and of course women.

>> No.76123633 [DELETED] 

>>76123610
I can't wait until you cardboard bigots are happily owning nothing.

>> No.76123646 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>Orzhov Signet flavor text
>The form of the sigil is just as important as the sigil itself. If it’s carried on a medallion, its bearer is a master. If it’s tattooed on the body, its bearer is a slave.

>> No.76123675 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>Orzhov tattoo
>"The form of the sigil is just as important as the sigil itself. If it's carried on a medallion, its bearer is a master. If it's tattooed on the body, its bearer is a slave."
The number of retards who got orzhov tattoos is so high that I'm convinced some of them must be in on it. All of them are idiots though

>> No.76123682 [DELETED] 

>>76123308
Toplel, i could totally imagine elon smug face while posting this tweet thinking about how bill gates would seethe
>REEEE STOP THIS ELON OR WE OUST YOU FROM THE PLAN!!
>IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS STOP THIS SHIT WTF

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>>76123308
my sides

>> No.76123793 [DELETED] 

>>76123682
>THE GOYIM WILL CATCH ON ELON YOU RETARD
>nah they won't
>ELON WHAT THE FUCK THEY CANNOT BE THAT STUPID

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>>76123646
>>76123675
for future use

>> No.76123834

>>76120537
Underrated post

>> No.76123849 [DELETED] 

>>76123390
>get a tattoo "Faggot" and "Cuckold" in chinese on my left and right wrists after coming back from iraq to remind myself that i am capable of sucking dick and dying for Israel
Ftfy zogslave.

>> No.76123954 [DELETED] 

>>76118373

>>76123849
>>76123793
>>76123682
>>76123574
>>76123308

>> No.76123973 [DELETED] 

>>76119865
Literally being pushed in our education system nowadays.
It’s “normal” and “valid” and “not a sign of mental illness”. Clearly these people have a high suicide rate due to bullying, not because they later regret their transition. Don’t look up the name John Money, he had zero influence on social constructionism of gender anyway.

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be honest, how jealous are y'all

>> No.76124025 [DELETED] 

>>76123973
>John Money
He advocated for pedophilia, as well.
Truly, a solid dude.

>> No.76124048 [DELETED] 

>>76123954
Seething amerijuden called out.

>> No.76124071 [DELETED] 

>>76124021
Now show the dilation station nearby.

>> No.76124133 [DELETED] 

>>76123631
On the whole I agree with you.
I got a small one on my wrist that people don't even notice and is easily covered by a watch for job interviews. No regrets.

>> No.76124196

>>76124021
That's honestly pretty cool

>> No.76124210

>>76124021
>picking Drana for Mono B
>Picking Winota for RW
not much

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>>76124021
I'm not jealous in the slightest tranny

>> No.76124273

>>76124021
that's pretty cool, but I pity the guy when I think of what's going to be left of commander in 2 to 3 years

>> No.76124321

i have 4 useas, 4 volcs, 3 trops, 4 leds, 4 city of traitors, a badlands, and 2 bayous. my current decks are bug delver, ug omnitell, dredge, and sneak and show.

what should my next legacy deck be?

>> No.76124340 [DELETED] 

>>76123973
>Clearly these people have a high suicide rate due to bullying
According to the facts, yes. But if the facts don't line up with your prejudice, you can just ignore them, right?

>> No.76124364

>>76124321
Curse Stompy posted earlier ITT
Be part of the problem and help kill this game for good.

>> No.76124365 [DELETED] 

>>76122467
>>76119865
I'm just thankful to not be Canadian where obese troons are so privileged they can sue small businesses for being unable to wax their balls.

>> No.76124389 [DELETED] 

>>76124340
Show me the facts or go dilate

>> No.76124390

>>76124321
Elves

>> No.76124417 [DELETED] 

>>76123954
you will never be a woman, and your angel/demon tattoo will always make you sound like a retard.

>> No.76124446
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>>76124390
but i don't have the cradles

>> No.76124478

>>76124321
I'd say you're pretty good atm, is there a reason you want to try something new ?

>> No.76124520
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This picture is from 2015. What changed since then and now? Feels weird how much /tg/ was against proxies back then.

>> No.76124569

>>76124478
i just want to branch out from tempo and combo. i want to play a control deck but i don't feel like buying tundras.

>> No.76124570

>>76124520
when something is good you want to support it and give money to it, and bootleggers are not respected as they want to be a part of the thing without supporting it
when that same company then spends the next 10 years shitting on you and screwing you and jewing you, the bootlegger's position suddenly seems reasonable

>> No.76124604 [DELETED] 

>>76124340
And yet other perpetually and continually bullied groups like manlets, baldies and aspies don't drop at 40% and rising.

>> No.76124610

>>76124520
>if you're building a deck not for standard and your deck has a lot of standard cards in it it's probably bad
Hold me bros

>> No.76124617 [DELETED] 

>>76124520
That's because back then we still had a little bit of respect for the game and the company behind it. But now they literally shart on our faces and openly insult us while delivering a buffon farce who have nothing to do with what it used to be.
When even the scalpers and investors advocate for proxies nowaday, you know jotc fucked up beyond the wildest expectations.

>> No.76124632 [DELETED] 

>>76124610
That's funny but i cried too.

>> No.76124683 [DELETED] 

>>76124520
>What changed since then and now?
Do you want a complete list? Because it could take days...

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>>76124048
The virgin euromoslem fears the chad amerijuden.

>> No.76124746 [DELETED] 

>>76124389
"Social support, reduced transphobia, and having any personal identification documents changed to an appropriate sex designation were associated with large relative and absolute reductions in suicide risk, as was completing a medical transition through hormones and/or surgeries (when needed). Parental support for gender identity was associated with reduced ideation."

"Multiple studies show that trans people without supportive families are at much higher risk for suicide than trans people with supportive families. "

"But suicide is rare even among gender dysphoric persons."
"There is no persuasive evidence that gender transition reduces gender dysphoric children’s likelihood of killing themselves."

sources because 4chan hates URLs
https://pastebin.com/dvFbB5G2

>> No.76124761

>>76124520
>Feels weird how much /tg/ was against proxies back then.
/mmg/ went from antiproxy to proxy in the span of 3-4 years

>> No.76124814

>>76119291
Are they going to nig out Kaldheim or is it going to be a decent set?

>> No.76124898

>>76124520
>implying we weren't infested with newfags and npcs 5 years ago
Keep consooming goy whale, maro's new iphone ain't gonna pay for itself you know?
Brian goldner needs a new yacht.
Now stop thinking, questioning and just buy.
What are you? An incel loser?

>> No.76124907 [DELETED] 

>>76124746
That's almost as if a father would be utterly disappointed by his son cutting his dick and wearing skirts and a wig while dildoing his axe wound on chaturbate with others mentally instable degenerates.

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>>76124746
A woman thou shall never be.
And to /edhg/ with ye, begone.

>> No.76124971

Did a commander legends draft this weekend, big mistake. Did open a foil preordain so that's cool for my pauper cube.

>> No.76125026

>>76124971
Don't be a transphobe you fucking euromuslim.

>> No.76125325

stop playing Magic

>> No.76125381

What deck do I play to show I have given up?

>> No.76125425

>>76125026
Seethe and dilate, yuromoslem

>> No.76125431

>>76125381
none

>> No.76125465

Does anyone have that MS Paint Swords to Plowshares someone drew a while ago?

>> No.76125554 [DELETED] 

>>76124746
A few things about this
>gender dysphoria doesn’t result in suicide
Fine. It does not follow that
>therefore the suicides are the fault of bullies
Furthermore, while I accept the idea that perhaps sending your kid to Christian Trannyhating Camp might result in suicidal ideation or suicide, I would place the blame on Christian Camps in general. Kids who get sent to that shit very frequently turn out fucked up in some way, even the ones who appear well-adjusted. I do not equate such “transphobia” to the schoolyard bullying I’m referring to, which is also what progressives tend to refer to (that is, they blame us here on 4chan even though actual “transphobes” will post genuinely helpful, if inflammatory, articles such as >>76124963 did). I suspect an attempt to appeal to my biases by linking to a website that discourages kids from lopping their cocks off. A good try, but unfortunately you’re still a nigger.

Some shithead on 4chan telling you to dilate, or someone on fb telling trannies to go be gay somewhere else is not resulting in suicide. As someone else mentioned, if this behavior really resulted in suicide among the young we’d have a much bigger epidemic on our hands that would make COVID look like even more of a joke than it already is.

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>>76125465

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>>76125554
>Posting the truth
>Inflammatory
The only inflammatory thing is the HRT troons chug.

>> No.76125943 [DELETED] 

>>76125736
The only thing "inflammatory" was the word tranny, and if you can't tell from my post I have no problem with the term, but a tranny would. The message gets lost.

But of course they wouldn't listen anyway because cognitive dissonance would never allow them to hear you no matter how nice you are about it. May as well call him a trannyniggerfaggot.

>> No.76126016

>>76125688
"Dad, hurry! momma made food!"

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>>76125943
THey'll never, ever listen because they're not of a sound mind, so might as well warn those who might and mock those who won't.

>> No.76126074

>>76125688
It doesn't look like StP

>> No.76126139 [DELETED] 

>>76125736
HRT is fine, it's the axe wound procedure that leads to actual ruined lives.

>> No.76126209

>>76126074
it's from the farmers perspective on the ABUR version

>> No.76126316
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>>76126209
I don't see it

>> No.76126366

>>76126316
i dunno why he drew a sword instead of a scythe but he's looking at his home with his wife and kid waving at him

>> No.76126495
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76126495

This game's artistic creativity has hit such a low that it's honestly pathetic. Some faggot on 4chins does a Swords to Plowshares in Paint that could be in the game, and then the actual reprint for Swords in Commander Legends is this ultra literal garbage where it's literally a guy holding a literal sword and then transitioning to holding a literal plow
Holy fuck you can tell nobody cares anymore

>> No.76126798

>>76126495
you really are a dumb nigger arent you anon.
this was the promo art with the same flavor text from YEARS ago and was considered kino. all you've done is out yourself as a contrarian niggerfaggot who just HATES everything thats less than 3 years old. kill yourself. nobody would miss you or your nigger ass.

>> No.76126885 [DELETED] 

>>76126798
he's right though, tough boy.

>> No.76126901

>>76126798
It's true though, all the art in the game is very literal now.

>> No.76126939
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>>76126798
That's a really harsh response to someone not liking card art? Are you the artist of this piece or something because you took that guy's post really personally.
I was always partial to this version of the card.

>> No.76127011 [DELETED] 

>>76123574
This.

>> No.76127018

>>76126885
i never said the art printed today hasnt sucked. it has. especially with shit like kinnan lardass prodigy, etc. etc. but saying there hasnt been any good art is just not true.

>> No.76127039

>>76127018
nobody said there hasn't been any good art though
why are you making shit up, faggot?

>> No.76127146

>>76126939
That's the best version of the art. As much as I'm partial to Nielsen art, this is by far the best one.

>> No.76127189

>>76126939
they didnt say the only disliked the card art you brainlet, try actually reading

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>>76124746
You will always be ostracized because you are a freak of nature, sorry bro.

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Have you guys been outside recently? Obviously the weather where you live might be unpleasant, but damn it's refreshing after living in these threads.
Love and well-wishes to the lot of you fags.

>> No.76127242

>>76127146
It's ruined by the flavor text
When I first saw the flavor text on that version I laughed out loud even when I was like 12 years old because it was so naive and retarded. Lucilde probably got her shit slapped and was raped to death

>> No.76127251

>>76127189
But it is one of the things they said and it is the thing I commented on specifically.
I'm no that guy so I have no obligation to argue his points for him.
I think you should step away from your computer and drink some water. It might help you feel better and have a better day!

>> No.76127415

>>76127239
I go outside every day. It’s the only way to stay sane with this overly politicized world, covid hysteria (and sometimes even the anti-lockdowners) and dumbfucks spouting off about shit they know nothing about, it’s all so tiresome but this weather has at least been acceptable.

It’s all some of us have left at the moment.

>> No.76127465

>>76127239
I go on walks around dusk sometimes. It's been really cloudy lately which is super nice.

>> No.76128584
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remember when they tried to turn every format into edh?
lol

>> No.76128961

>Amphin Mutineer as low as $0.30
Anyone who wants a copy: now's the time, really.

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>>76128961
No need to rush fren, LGD EV is still too high and it seems the low end rares are taking the hit before the rest, i think mutineer will stay affordable for a while.
Speaking of cheapies, i think keeping an eye on Court of Cunning might be a nice move, i saw a bunch of copies in the 0.50€ range on mcm (big sellers have it for .99) and i believe the card could become pretty popular.

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>buy 1 lake of the dead before quarantine
>it's $80 now
why did i put off buying 3 of them

>> No.76129904

>>76124021
>no naya deck

commit suicide.

>> No.76130077

>>76129826
>buying cards
Why? Honestly, why? What are you hoping to do with them? Compete at FNM?

>> No.76130106

>>76119565
>Numot The Nummy getting shit for having a private facebook group that got snitched on by facebook company mods for making fun of trannies
What's this?

>> No.76130140

>>76130106
I think it was because they had a private Facebook group called Magic for Bad where they would post pick 1 pack 1 charts of females and trannies in the Magic community.
Some faggot snitched about it and everyone involved got DCI banned even though it was a private group, it was banter, and the guys posting that shit were some literally whos and not actual pros like TWoo
That's why TWoo had to become a fucking farmer, because they banned him

>> No.76130162

>>76122171
Don't they play that recruiter of the guard tutor?

>> No.76130166

>>76130077
Put them on a binder and look at them.

>> No.76130170

>>76130166
just get proxies, for binder looking they're the same

>> No.76130171

>>76130162
They play exactly 1 copy

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>>76119565
Seethe more. I'm buying a case of CMR.

>> No.76130230

>>76130140
Did numot get banned too? He's completely in line with magic's politics on his stream, so I'm surprised. When did this happen?

>> No.76130268

>>76129706
I like any number of target players a lot more than each player/opponent

>> No.76130370

>>76130230
It was a couple years ago. I can't remember but a lot of people got hit. Numot may have been just suspended.

>> No.76130422 [DELETED] 

>>76130268
Yeah, it's a kind of search for azcanta but for millfags, i think it have some serious meme potential.

>> No.76130658 [DELETED] 

>>76127221
this is NOT real please don't let this be real

>> No.76130697

>>76130370
Ah, I remember him being an active caster around that time and cosy with magic employees. This would explain why that stopped.

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>>76130140
>Imagine being a company selling painted cardboard and suddently you become a politburo stasi trying to enforce a political correctness religion but based on degeneracy and you use orwellian means of global surveillance to track down and ban your own customers
What a timeline frens... what a timeline.

>> No.76130779 [DELETED] 

>>76130726
Each time i believe we now reached peak clownism the world keep delivering more retarded stuff. I'm now 100% convinced the Kali Yuga is real and we are right in the middle of it.

>> No.76130808 [DELETED] 

>>76130805

>>76130805

>>76130805

>> No.76131208
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what is your favorite card art? For me its TotP

>> No.76131293

>>76130170
gay

>> No.76131405

>>76131293
no u

>> No.76131501

>>76124021
Even your mono picks are normie as fuck, and displaying it like this makes me think you match your decks with a local craft beer. Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.76131541

Why are people playing Opt over Semen Visions now? And cutting Remand?

>> No.76131579

>>76124021
Pleb tier

>> No.76131593

>>76125381
Goodstuff shitbrew, Bonus points if no UG

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S O U L

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>>76131644
Huh, that reminds me...

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>>76131208
maybe not my real favorite, but this guy comes to mind quickly to me this time
the full art helps

>> No.76131689

I need a new playmat, where do you guys get yours

>> No.76131691

>>76131657
the new arts for the ravnica signets are better than the originals

>> No.76131711

>>76131691
>missing the point
Anon, tell me please, what is the object of focus in each of these SIGNET arts?

>> No.76131734

>>76131644
the walking dead shit turned me off secret lairs forever
I don't even think these cards or the arts are that good, it's shitty commander bait
I don't play commander, the fuck am I going to do with these?

>> No.76131739

>>76131734
Don't sweat it, these products simply aren't for you.

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>>76131689
uhh never mind I think I found what I'm looking for

>> No.76131844

What is it like to draft alpha/beta?

>> No.76132087

>>76131844
Shit
The format is not fun - I used to draft unlimited with some people online and it's just not a good format. It's fun to see the cards, but definitely worse than most sets nowadays (limited is less bad than constructed atm).

>> No.76132088

>>76130140
Being a farmer in Hawaii sounds like a better gig than playing cards with nerds

>> No.76132189

>>76131644
that darksteel ingot actually makes my skin crawl, what an abomination

>> No.76132199

>>76131644
what the hell is this shit? "draw your tumblr oc holding a mana rock?"

>> No.76132232

>>76131830
fahckin smat

>> No.76132266

>>76131691
Only Gruul and Simic. MAYBE Azorius.

>> No.76132285

>nearly half of the thread gets nuked

>> No.76132300

>>76132285
yeah wtf is up with that?

>> No.76132374

>>76131644
I dont play EDH so I don't know. Are these played a lot in EDH?

>> No.76132390

>>76131691
>"new"
they're almost a decade old anon

>> No.76132428

>>76132374
I don't play commander but I'm pretty sure they are. Mana rocks are very popular in commander

>> No.76132519

>>76124814
>Are they going to nig out Kaldheim
Yes, the leaks have shown.Jogger dwarves and a god, even some elves.
> is it going to be a decent set?
Who knows. I hate double faced cards tho

>> No.76132567

>>76124814
>fire
>decent set
do you need any explanation for why it's going to be terrible ? We've run the format into the ground so fast that cards like Urza aren't even banworthy because there's so much FIRE shit to get through first

>> No.76133055
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>swamp
>dark ritual
>entomb jim getaccess
>exhume jim
>draw 7
>discard to 7
>pass

>> No.76133109

>>76116209
Damn there's a lot of tards still holding onto price memory when it comes to this one. I mean let's face it: this is not worth $40 anymore

>> No.76133456

>>76133055
>in response to the draw 7, dark ritual
>pass the black mana through my asstrolube
>flash in holebreacher

>> No.76133474

>>76132285
>>76132300
Off topic shitposting about da (((joos))), chinamen, joggers, EDH, and rent free trannies

>> No.76133547 [DELETED] 

>>76124021
tranny

>> No.76133581
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Legacy lives on. Opposition Agent is a nothingburger.

>> No.76133595

>>76133474
Sounds like it was fun. Jannies really suck.

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>>76133055

>draw card
>play spongebob's pineapple (FOIL) as my land for turn
>tap pineapple to produce two mana of any two colors for each player (i choose UG)
>cast baby yoda for U, discarding tony stark, entrepeneur to trigger baby yoda's etb
>i draw three cards from your deck, then put two cards from my hand on top of your deck in any order (i put back jayce the genderbender and robb stark, king of the north)
>i cast beyonce's blessing for G, gaining an emblem for 5 turns that says "you cannot lose the game and your opponent cannot win the game. at the beginning of any player's end step, draw a card"
>pass

>> No.76133626

>>76121788
Game crashes and shuffler is fucked up.

>> No.76133638

>>76121788
shit client that crashes all the time
no punishment for slow play
bo1 isnt real magic

>> No.76133639

>>76122374
Stop talking about your own mother.

>> No.76133663

>>76124761
Funny how getting burned by a company can spawn resentment. Who could have seen it coming?

>> No.76133665

Will magic ever truly die?

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Holy shit I got banned for expressing hatred for reddit links like in >>76116910

Looks like we really are reddit now, fucking hell.
Ban me again, tranny janny. Seethe, cope, and fucking dilate. And keep doing it for free.

You're the reason we wound up with Companions.

>> No.76133680

>>76133665
not so long as edh can be milked

>> No.76133708

>>76128584
edh whales are blaming other formats funny enough, for power creep and game direction. The absolute level of sheer cognitive dissonance involved is astounding.

>> No.76133718

>>76127239
Nice.

>> No.76133728

>>76130140
TWoo Swords to Plowshares edit, when?

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Oh janny, janny, janny. You didn't really think you could stop me, did you? My story grows with every moment. I am immortal. You are just a janny.
btw
>>76131208
I love Kamigawa's art in general, such a beautifully surreal world.

>> No.76133736

>>76124021
whoever owns these cards needs to dial up their priorties

>> No.76133743

>>76130195
You really showed him, by spending money on packs of air.

>> No.76133758

>>76131501
Based.

>> No.76133764

>>76130195
Based

>> No.76133792

I just can't fucking take it anymore. This game has gone to such shit. It's horribly unbalanced, the art is subpar, the company is greedier than ever, all the lore is ruined or comes out as half baked trash. And despite it all supposedly magic is selling better than ever. Did you know ikoria was the highest selling set in magic history? Is there something wrong with me? Why does everyone like this? Why can't I force myself to like it? I barely even have fun with this game but I can't tell my friends because magic night is the only night I can really hang out with them lately.

>> No.76133793

>>76119565
truth

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>>76131208
As I was saying, Kamigawa's aesthetics effortlessly surpass whatever turd WotC will pass next.

>> No.76133802

>>76133792
Have you tried Vintage or Legacy? Lots of really skillful and interesting gameplay there, once you get over the fact that sometimes you just lose turn 1.
Or what about Cube? Proxy up a power cube or something.

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>>76131208
I love angels.

>> No.76133829

>>76133792
The final stages of life for gatcha games include the majority of the players leaving while the whales grow in small number and spend more on an individual level. That, or gatekeeping wasn't done enough, considering the pedo judges (commander is VERY popular with judges. Just saying.)

>> No.76133831 [DELETED] 

>posts discussing magic get deleted
wtf is he doing lol

>> No.76133843
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>>76133792
Unironically go outside, clear your mind. Prior to my adventure >>76127239 today, last time I went exploring was all the way back in May. Just pulled off the side of the road and started walking.

It did me a lot of good. I resolved to quit playing mtg, and I felt better about life in general even apart from that. Talk to your friends, tell them how you feel. Mine surprised me by telling me they all felt the same, but nobody wanted to rock the boat and ruin our hangout sessions. Now we do other things instead, and we're a lot happier.

Best of luck with whatever you decide, bro.

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>>76131208
How will Kaldheim ever compete?

>> No.76133870

>>76133802
I guess I could try making a cube, nobody really plays legacy or vintage here. At this point it's just commander, draft and occasional modern.
>>76133843
Yeah I guess it has been awhile since I went on a hike. And I'll see how my friends feel about magic, but it seems a lot of them are still invested since they're still buying product. Some of them are pretty interested in warhammer, so hopefully we can try to do that more often on game night or something.

>> No.76133934 [DELETED] 

>>76133831
Hell of a meltdown. Again.
It's getting ridiculous, honestly. How does he even find the time when he also has to manage a detailed social contract in his playgroup?

>> No.76133957

>>76131208
Still simpin LotV

>> No.76133974
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>>76131208

>> No.76133979

>>76133614
>i cast beyonce's blessing for G, gaining an emblem for 5 turns that says "you cannot lose the game and your opponent cannot win the game. at the beginning of any player's end step, draw a card"

Doesn't have "Can't be countered". Literally unplayable.

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>>76133934
Nigga spittin straight fire!

>> No.76134005 [DELETED] 

I'm glad we've reached an understanding. You fuck off and leave us boys to our harmless devices, and we don't report you and get you fired from your "job" (lol) for deleting on topic content as part of your clearly demonstrated vendetta against specific posters. As a show of good faith, leave the rest of this thread untouched and go back to your sumptuous banquet of tendies and Hot Pockets.

>> No.76134043
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>>76133979

>Doesn't have "Can't be countered". Literally unplayable.

shit, i fucked up my sequencing. should've cast this bad boy first :^)

>> No.76134050

>>76134043
I hate this card

>> No.76134051

>>76134043
There you go.

>> No.76134061

>>76117378
The Uro fakes have bad kerning.

>> No.76134072

>>76134061
>kerning
I learned a new word. Thank you.

>> No.76134088
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76134088

>>76131208

>> No.76134090

>>76133870
Different anon, but I'll also recommend making a cube. I just got into it recently, but it's saved my interest in Magic, and made playing it with friends actually fun again.

Cube is some of the best aspects of limited and constructed combined together - you get unique decks & game states each time you play, but the cards are all powerful so the decks are exciting & reasonably balanced. The drafting process feels less like trying to scrounge together the best cards passed to you, and more like building a cool new constructed deck.

And the best part of cubes is that you curate the cardpool. You get to put in whatever cool pet cards you like, and exclude whatever bullshit cards you don't like. It's the one format Wizards can't ruin, since you can just choose to not put the next new broken FIRE card into your cube.

Don't worry too much about balancing it, since draft is inherently self-correcting. Even if you have twice the number of blue cards as red cards, that'll just mean that there can be more blue players than red players. If you're not sure where to start or just want to copy a list, there's a bunch of great cubes on CubeCobra.

Do try to keep a vaguely even power level across the individual cards, though. For example, it's fine to have Frost Titan in the same cube as Neutralize. But don't put Sol Ring in a cube filled with draft chaff uncommons.

I'd highly recommend that you use MPC Autofill to make the gards. That way, they'll all cost 15-25 cents each, whether you're getting Black Lotus or Savannah Lions. Also you get to pick out whatever art you want, though I'd recommend sticking with the 1000+ resolution images over the 480 resolution images.

>> No.76134108

>>76133792
>ikoria was the highest selling set in magic history
damn
ironic too that the last best seller was bfz which was considered by a few of the designers at least to not be very good, though at least it didn't introduce anything on the level of companions

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>>76133831
janjan is having his periods

jk, he never will be a woman,
But seriously, look at this fucking clown, i got a dozen bans from this thread alone for perfectly fine posts, this tranny is overdosing on HRT

>> No.76134121 [DELETED] 

>>76134117
Imagine doing all this 'work' and your remuneration is still $0.00

>> No.76134124
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76134124

jfc it's really over isn't it?

>> No.76134130

>>76134124
On top of the art, just look at the card selection. Magic is Commander now.

>> No.76134144

>>76134090
really nice thing about proxying now is that scryfall has tons of high res images of even rarer prints, so you get your shit decked out with whatever old full art player rewards or judge promo alt arts you would care to have

>> No.76134150

>>76134124
Black bordered MLP when?

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hey tranjanjan, it's me again, you know, the guy you banned 3 times the past 5 minutes
Please do it again, for free of course!

>> No.76134188 [DELETED] 

>>76134124
what's up with transforming a fantasy D&D game into (((modern art)))? Do they really think anyone like to look at this absolute trash?

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76134192

hey tranjanjan, it's me again, you know, the guy you banned 4 times the past 5 minutes
Please do it again, for free of course!

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76134207

hey tranjanjan, it's me again, you know, the guy you banned 6 times the past 7 minutes
Please do it again, for free of course!

>> No.76134220 [DELETED] 
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76134220

hey tranjanjan, it's me again, you know, the guy you banned 7 times the past 7 minutes
Please do it again, for free of course!

>> No.76134233 [DELETED] 

hey tranjanjan, it's me again, you know, the guy you banned 8 times the past 10 minutes
Please do it again, for free of course!

>> No.76134241 [DELETED] 

>>76134233
>hey tranjanjan, it's me again, you know, the guy you banned 8 times the past 10 minutes
>Please do it again, for free of course!
i salute your dedication, continue the good job anon!

>> No.76134271

>>76134150
As soon as possible

>> No.76134346

So what magic card most says "I'm a tranny janny"?

>> No.76134355

>>76134346
Judge promos or
>>76134124

>> No.76134377

>>76134271
Just end it shotgun-kun

>> No.76134379

>>76134355
Any one card over all others?

>> No.76134437

>>76116209
Good in EDH, and would probably be good in Standard or Pioneer if reprinted. Just too slow for any other format.

>>76134124
That Signet looks pretty dope. Shame that art is on a card that should never have been printed.

>> No.76134473

>>76134437
>That Signet looks pretty dope. Shame that art is on a card that should never have been printed.
The flavor text makes me want to vomit

>> No.76134645

>>76134108
BFZ block was a dumpster fire hard-carried by Expeditions and nostalgia for OG Zendikar. Most cards were either laughably bad or format-warping with little in-between. Mechanics were among the blandest and/or worst they've been. The lore was totally tone-deaf and the worst the Jacetice League had to offer. It didn't give us anything close to Companion, but it put Modern through Eldrazi Winter, Standard had to deal with Reflector Mage, Ulamog, Gideon, and fetches+tangos, and green was so bafflingly, retardedly terrible in limited that if you played it then your winrate would provably and dramatically decrease. OGW did a bit to improve the block (anus mana costs and Wastes were well-received, and Support was a fine enough limited mechanic to be reused for Battlebond) but it still took a fat shit on several formats.
Maro is on the record as saying that if he could erase any one set from existence, it would be BFZ without question. Not Urza's, which nearly killed the game with all the damage it did. Not Fallen Empires, which nearly or literally killed many LGSes, and just barely missed bankrupting WOTC themselves. Not Masques, Mirrodin, Homelands, or Kamigawa. Battle for Zendikar.

>> No.76134774

>>76131830
Didn't one of their artists get fired over that one?

>> No.76134811

>>76119565
Don't forget Pickle Rick limited edition for 50$ (Legacy playable)

>> No.76134943

>>76131689
Why do people use playmats?

>> No.76134977

>>76134943
Dirty tables, plus the cards seem easier to move around on the mousepads.

>> No.76134992

>>76134943
Self-expression, keeping semen off your cards/sleeves

>> No.76135060

>>76134943
Self-expression, something to catch the semen that misses your cards/sleeves

>> No.76135171

>>76134943
To protect your cards. They are machine washable and it is almost always cleaner than a random table. Also, it feels nicer to play on.

>> No.76135184

Skyclave Apparition has become the most played creature in modern.
Clearly White is fine and Uro doesn't need to be banned.

>> No.76135289

>>76134473
>enbie representation
>is triggered
THIS GAME IS NOT FOR YOU, BIGOT.

>> No.76135299
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>>76132374
Arcane Signet - yes, best manarock in EDH
Commander's Sphere - No, 3cmc manarocks are trash
Chromatic Lantern - if you really need the color fixing, fringe playable
Gilded Lotus - sure, if you play artifact heavy
Darkstell Ingot - no, exspecially not now with the better Darksteel Ingot printed in Zendikar Rising (pic related)

>> No.76135498

>>76134124
It's called "transitioning", you bigot.

>> No.76135512

>>76135184
>Skyclave Apparition has become the most played creature in modern.
you mean the most Vial-ed in creature in Modern, right?

>> No.76135515

>>76135498
Fuck, meant for >>76134188

>> No.76135519

>>76135299
>best manarock in EDH
For a general that talks shit on EDH for being bad at Magic, y'all niggas bad at Magic.

>> No.76135855

>>76135519
Silly anon, EDH is not magic.

>> No.76135995

>>76134977
>>76134992
>>76135060
Why do you play on tables crusted with semen?

>> No.76136103

>>76135995
My playmat makes me horny

>> No.76136132

>>76135995
Private match with Dana Fischer

>> No.76136153

>>76136132
Shouldn't have googled that. Am I on (another) list now?

>> No.76136167
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>>76136153
If not, you are now nigga

>> No.76136191

>>76136153
She's a sweet kid. Got to briefly chat with her online. I'm unironically a fan.

>> No.76136199

>>76133708
proofs?

>> No.76136263
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this is also seeing play in Legacy on magic online apparently
turns out milling your opponent for 10 every turn + drawing an extra card on each of your end steps is pretty damn good

>> No.76136470

>>76134645
Maro is a fucking idiot though.

>> No.76136643

>>76136263
>court of cumming

>> No.76136654

>>76136643
>A throne built on femdom cannot be toppled.

>> No.76136890
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76136890

A few questions about pic related, when talking about mono red (NOT Amulet Titan):
>Why don't Mono R lists in Modern run it (that I can tell)?
>If I did put it in a Mono R, what number of them should I include in a deck? 4 seems excessive, but too many means you are forced a land that comes into play taped, which seems bad for Mono R.

>> No.76137139

>>76136890
If by "mono R" you mean burn or some RDW/Sligh style deck it's because
>you intent to win before hitting 6 lands
>lands that EtB tapped are bad

>> No.76137196

>>76136890
because red decks absolutely despise lands that enter tapped and their main objective usually is winning the game as fast as possible which doesn't give you enough time to hit 6 lands

>> No.76137333

>>76136890
Because in mono red you don't have enough ramp to reach 5 mountains + one valakut fast enough (valakut is not a mountain).
That's why valakut deck run the dryad so every single one of their land is a mountain and they run ramp spell to be able to kill the other player reliably on turn 3/4. That wouldn't be possible in a green deck so valakut is pretty much useless for them.

>> No.76137378

>>76130140
I miss WooRats, my fav pauper deck

>> No.76137407

>>76137378
just look at the beauty of pauper in 2012
https://strategy.channelfireball.com/all-strategy/home/woo-brews-stinkweed-zombies-in-pauper/

>> No.76137463

>>76136890
If you want to tech a spicy burn land in mono red, play Ramunap Ruins.
Valakut is slow and you'll never hit turn 6 if your deck is working.
Ruins comes in untapped and shoots your opponent a turn sooner.

>> No.76137990
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76137990

judge help please i'm bad

let's say i have nahiri on board
I decide to bolt the fucking bird
but my opponent decides to cast negate to negate
in response I can copy my bolt, yes?
but is the copy of the bolt a spell on stack, so it can be countered just like before?
or is it an activated ability on stack, and he would need something like whirlwind denial to counter it ?

>> No.76138029

>>76137990
First there is the trigger for the ability, it can be countered by spell that would target triggered abilities.
Then when it resolves the copy is a spell on the stack and obey to the same rules as other spells.

>> No.76138046

>>76138029
NB, the ability will be on the stack as well, it's once it's resolve that the bolt copy is on the stack. Don't know if it's clear for you.

>> No.76138088

>>76137990
>if you copy a spell what do you get ?
another spell that can be countered

>> No.76138110

>>76137990
>decide to copy the bolt
>activate Lithoform Engine
Lithoform Engine's activated ability is now on the stack. It can be countered by anything that counters abilities, but not by something that only counters spells.
>Lithoform Engine's activated ability resolves, putting a copy of Lightning Bolt on the stack
There are now two copies of Lightning Bolt on the stack, one that has been targeted by Negate and one that hasn't. Both copies of Lightning Bolt are spells, and your opponent has the chance to respond to the new copy. Anything that counters a spell can counter the copied Lightning Bolt, but something that can only counter abilities cannot.

>> No.76138133

>>76137990
>let's say i have nahiri on board
You've stumped me, son. What does Nahiri being on board have to do with any of this?

>> No.76138176

>>76138133
Nahiri is the engine

>> No.76138189

>>76138029
>>76138046
>>76138088
>>76138110
thanks thanks thanks and thanks
>>76138133
she turned into the engine morty

>> No.76138228

>>76136890
You don't play Valakut in mono red for the same reason you don't play Inferno Titan in mono red, you dingus

>> No.76138261

>>76136263
I bought a bunch 2 days ago for 0.98€ a pop. Idk if they will go lower soon but i thought it was a decent price enough for my tastes.

>> No.76138303
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>mfw the postal services managed to lose 9 of my orders the past month (5 sales and 4 purchases)
Great, fucking GREAT...

>> No.76138377

>>76138303
Where do you live fren?

>> No.76138385
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76138385

Consoom

>> No.76138387

>>76138303
They lost 2 of mine including a chalice of the void. What a bunch of incompetent fuck. They even managed to lose a tracked letter and say I received it.
France ofc.

>> No.76138397

>>76138385
where can I consume these?

>> No.76138482
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76138482

>>76138377
France,fren. I'm fed up of their incompetence, it's literally worse than Italy these days...

>>76138387
I feel you copain, 2 out of the 9 were tracked for me (me sending a plateau and an academy rector). Hopefully they are marked as "in delivery process", which read as "lost" of course, but at least the guys who purchased from me can get refunded by MCM and i'll still have my money. Still sucks super hard. At this rate i'll end up above the 2% loss cap, it would be a terrible blow for me. Fuck La Poste, fucking trash retards.

>> No.76138503

>>76138385
So the goal lately is to only produce magic cards who doesn't look at all like magic cards? What a waste of nice arts...

>> No.76138627

>>76138385
The anguished unmaking is slightly less tasteless than I thought it would be.

>> No.76138672
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76138672

I won't lie, I'm simping for her pretty hard rn

>> No.76138733

>>76138672
Is there a legitimate reason to play magic if you don't have a waifu anymore?

>> No.76138744
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76138744

>>76138672
looks like a whore

>> No.76138747

>>76138627
are you shitting me? it looks like an edgy middle school metal band poster

>> No.76138756

>>76138747
Well it's not the "skateboard and pizza" shit that the leaker said it would be.

>> No.76138860
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76138860

Alright, /mmg/. You are King Minos. After a peaceful protest near Wizards of the Coast gone wrong (gone sexual), everyone in the company has died. Who do you expect to be stuck in the Vestibule of Hell? For those who have made it to you, where do you sentence them? Anything special you would like to have happen to them?
Remember to be creative.

>> No.76138995
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76138995

please stop

>> No.76139468

There's no greater joy than wrecking multicolor combo hipsters with simple budget RDW deck.

>> No.76139595

>>76139468
yes I feel very happy when my 30 bucks black reanimator beats 700 dollars RUG delver in legacy

>> No.76139627

>>76139468
unga bunga me play mountain, me play swiftspear, me turn it sidewise and go face

>> No.76139712
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76139712

>>76138995
shut up give wotc xir money

>> No.76139748

>>76138995
This would be such a nice addition to my squirrel deck.

>> No.76139930

So the leaks were all true? Need to sell my shit fast before the harry potter cards are spoiled

>> No.76139948

>>76138385

NGL i actually like these. They remind of me Klug alters

>> No.76139985

>>76138995
How many people consoomed TWD SL?

>> No.76140004

Which ones you will consume, anons?

https://secretlair.wizards.com/us/secretversary2020

>> No.76140028

>>76140004
Their fucking lungs if I see another SL.

>> No.76140145
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76140145

>>76140028
Come on, we know you're lusting for Seb.

>> No.76140275

>>76138995
I will buy the squirrel token and then have sex with it.

>> No.76140362

>>76138860
I put a Gleemax which would allow Maro to get out at 5'2, just out of his jewish reach.

>> No.76140444

>>76140004
The heavy metal one is actually pretty based

>> No.76140597

>>76138385
Thraximundar looks and sounds like a metal band, lol.

>> No.76141238
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76141238

Just oppened a Modern Horizon box, got Wrenn, Prismatic Vista, Urza, Force of Negation and Seasonned Pyromancer.

>> No.76142116

>>76138385
can't wait to get these for 2 buck per card :^)

>> No.76142204

>>76141238
But anon I like both of these cards.

>> No.76142353

>>76140145
sad that quality art is now synonym with paypig shit.

>> No.76142434

>>76142204
Me too, I just images as a placeholder to make people talk.

>> No.76142482

>>76142353
I can't wait for the point in time where the mass of alternate arts reaches the amount that allows wizards to adapt the CS:GO business model. Proxychads will always win in the end.

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