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Would you eat an Eatin' Squig?

>> No.75913116

>>75913092
I didn't know orks needed to eat.

>> No.75913120

>>75913092
what would the eatin squig be eating?

>> No.75913131

>>75913092
I don't think so, I'm not a fan of mushrooms.

>> No.75913278

>>75913120
Literal ork shit. They hang out in the squig drops, which are the ork equivalent of pig toilets. People still ate the pig afterwards, so there's that.

>> No.75913295

>>75913092
Supposedly these things *are* human edible.

>> No.75916345

>>75913116
What do you think the giant fucking fangs are for

>> No.75916417

>>75916345
Currency

>> No.75916440

>>75913116
Need is a strong word, their fungal bodies could probably replicate basic nutrition from the elements around them but it's not going to jack them up like a big pile of meat nor is it nearly as violent or fun to them.

>> No.75917161

>>75913295
Orks themselves are considered edible and quite tasty.

>> No.75917276

>>75913092
Well it's for eatin', so why not?

>> No.75919199

Nah. Oi loiks da tayst a foightan squigs. 's more spoicy and it's like a little scrap for me me gut.

>> No.75920067

>>75913092
It tastes suspiciously like chicken

>> No.75920188

>>75913092
For some reason I always imagined eatin' squig tasting like a cross between pork shoulder and portabella.

>> No.75920540

>>75916417
Anon the old ones didn’t put teeth in there mouths just so that if they degenerated in 50million years they could have access to fast cash

>> No.75922032

>>75920540
Da brain boyz think of evrythin'

>> No.75922036

>>75913092
>would you eat food?
I don't really understand the purpose of the question.

>> No.75922340
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75922340

>>75913092
Y'ONLY EAT DEM EATIN' SQIGS IF YOUZ A ZOGGIN' LAZY GIT
IF YOUZ A REAL ORK, Y'EAT FACEBITERS AS A STARTER

>> No.75922353

>>75922036
ok Necron

>> No.75923129

>>75920188
That actually sounds pretty good honestly. Now I want some eatin' squig

>> No.75923264

>>75913092
>Most Squigs breeds are edible, but some are more tasty than others. Eating squigs are only good for food. Orks usually prefer them cooked, but they can be eaten raw as well. Gretchin are quite adept in cooking them and have a number of methods including kebabing, marinating in fungus wine, stuffed with fungus and herbs, roasted on a spit, deep fried with fungus chips, or griddled over a campfire

>The best Eating Squigs found at the bottom of the Drops are known as Juicy Squigs. They are rare and hard to get from the depths. Since rarely found they often grow to large an more tasty as they get older. These are only cooked by best Gretchin servants and are usually offered to Nobs that can appreciate the finer aspects of Ork Kultur

>> No.75923345

>>75920188
T-that sounds delicious!

>> No.75925389

>>75920188
So the texture of meat but it also breaks apart easily, and tastes like a mushroom soaked in bacon fat? Sign me up!

>> No.75925419

>>75920540
>Anon the old ones didn’t put teeth in there mouths just so that if they degenerated in 50million years they could have access to fast cash
You don't know that.

>> No.75928407

>>75920188
Suddenly it sounds feasible that a world that wouldn't know any better would attempt to domesticate these things.

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