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What are some cool things to do with nuns? Would nuns be doing anything interesting in fantasy worlds? How might they differ from regular nuns?

Post pictures of nuns.

>> No.75905854

>>75905795
What are some cool things to do with cooms? Would cooms be doing anything interesting in coom worlds? How might they differ from regular cooms?

Post pictures of nuns.

>> No.75905862
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>>75905795
Nuns and friars tend to hearth and home for their convent. Nuns do travel, such as when on missions, so if they hit the road, they act as clerics.

>> No.75905874

>>75905862
What do they do on the road? Just preach the good word? Where do they get money for travel expenses?

>> No.75905897
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I know it's probably cliche but I like nuns to be secretly evil.
It's all fun and games till the convent pulls out the knives.

>> No.75905946

>>75905897
Not sure I've seen that trope a lot.

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>>75905854

>> No.75905957

GURPS unironically has some pretty cool nun material in Banestorm: Abydos and Hot Spots: Renaissance Venice.

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>>75905874
They may go on a retreat, or they may go to a place where relief is needed and assist in the volunteer work. Nuns travel in packs, too, so they often lend a number of hands to whatever task they set themselves to. In short, they set out to do good works where their hands may best be put to use (when they aren't on vacation of sorts), so it's hard to see them not on the road. It's not like they're isolated from their loved ones, either, as they are given opportunity to return home and hang out with family for a little while.

Source: aunt is a Catholic nun.

>> No.75905984

>>75905795
nothing because women are weak and incapable of any real work, only fit to be cloistered away until they rot
nuns are a waste, they don't have any mental capacities and their only worth is their wombs, a woman not using hers in the service of society is even more useless than a normal roastie

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>>75905984

>> No.75906162

I liked the nun in Fire Force that was kind of cool even though nuns in anime are played out at this point

>> No.75906207

>>75905967
Retarded question, but I'm always curious what Nuns are like in their free time. Any interesting stories about your aunt?

>> No.75906227

>>75905897
I'd rather have the type of convent where there are a combination of magic and stealth inclined nuns who have undergone magical rituals to be able to fight forces of darkness like vampires and werewolves.
All the anti-church sentiments in fantasy have grown old to me.

>> No.75906257

>>75906207
Not really, at least not any that I can recall. When she's out, she sends the occasional progress report email.

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>>75906227
>The church is a genuine force of good
>Bonus: The church is active enough/has special assets that let them personally take the fight to the darkness
That's my jam.

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>>75905984

>> No.75906419

>>75906227
Broke: The church is bad!!!
Woke: The church is always good!!!
Bespoke: The church is an organization that champions morality and altruism and while it generally has good intentions, is composed primarily by human beings, with all the shortcomings that come with it.

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>>75905984
You realize that nuns and monks didn't just sit around all day? They usually spent their time copying books, or making cheese or beer.
>>75906227
You can have both anon.
>>75906419
That's what I'm trying to do. The church is hopelessly corrupt, but it's hopelessly corrupt because it's run by flawed humans (and elves and dwarves). But there are also genuinely good people who believe in the faith, and try to better peoples lives.

>> No.75906797

>>75906207
>>75906257
I will say that they absolutely don't wear their habits everywhere. Nuns dress just as casually as the rest of us.

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>>75906797
>nuns walking around in yoga pants and a hoodie

>> No.75907068

>>75907038
Casual for mostly middle-aged women, I should probably stress.

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>>75905795
nuns are actuality one of the most viable all round retirement options for female characters in medieval authentic campaigns
how come anime chum floofers don't seem to get how widely accepting convents were compared with other retirement options?
>pic related is Julie d'Aubigny who could be considered a rouge or an archetypal bard

>> No.75907219

>>75905795
I have christo-(greek)pagan style religion. The closest thing to nuns I have worship the goddess of Love & Beauty & spend their days being beekeepers when not praying & observing

>> No.75907233

>>75906419
The one I like to go with for fantasy campaigns is
The church is both good, evil, and completely justified in their actions,

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>> No.75907317

Coffee's fine for you as long as you drink it in moderation and don't add cream and sugar to it.

>> No.75907328 [DELETED] 

>>75906358
Why are you posting a leftist?

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>>75907317
As someone who enjoys various vietnamese coffees on an erratic basis
I would have to disagree with that statement
Caffeine can be good for you as long as you don’t habitually and frequently consume it

>> No.75908802

>>75906207
A lot of nuns and priests just learn shit in their free time. My buddy used to work at a nursing home that was almost exclusively Catholic priests and nuns and there were more than a handful of them with multiple degrees or even doctorates.

>> No.75909029

>>75907403
Vietnamese coffee and other such treats are fine, so long as you treat it as the treat it's supposed to be. But for the daily coffee drinker you should really be drinking it black.

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>>75909029
Coffee is good for you but any kind of caffeine dependency is bad for you
caffeine should not be consumed on a daily basis
black coffee is also really nice

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75909264

Nuns are my go-to sage advice NPCs. Sometimes the players need to be gently told not to be fucking idiots, and nuns are there for that.

>> No.75909506

>>75909264
and she is one of the more "chaste" characters in that game

>> No.75909517

>>75909232
You are weak.

>> No.75909880

>>75905967
Where's that video from anon? I need to know for research.

>> No.75909979
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>>75909880
https://dmg.destiny-child.jp/
Destiny Child is a "Narrative CCG". The character specifically is named Ma'at. She's natively drawn by Kim Hyung-Tae.

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>>75909979
Same character, but missing a clothing layer, as though it were a powered-up form.

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>>75905795
What about naming female religious officials something besides nun, what should you consider then?

Also, in an only vaguely Christian setting, why would nuns need to stay virginal? Weren't early priestesses also prostitutes? It would certainly justify why a lot of the nun art here is a lot skimpier than anything an IRL nun would be caught dead wearing. XD

>> No.75910088

>>75910043
Nuns don't have to be virgins
Just swear an oath of celibacy and have their sins forgiven

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>>75910043
>It would certainly justify why a lot of the nun art here is a lot skimpier than anything an IRL nun would be caught dead wearing.
Or it's because the nun is a symbol of purity and piety, and that's attractive to some people. This especially applies to the concept of corruption: the purer something is, the more satisfying its corruption.

To your first question, we already have "priestess."

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>> No.75910175

>>75910043
>why would nuns need to stay virginal?
Nuns are celibate, not necessarily virginal.

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>> No.75910188

>>75910173
She looks straight out of Tom Clancy's The Division.

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>> No.75911007

>>75910188
>tfw you will never be called by the US Government to put down widespread rebellion in the name of Christ because God can't be expected to do all the work
I'd unironically enjoy this as an available outfit. Battle Catholics are a staple of fiction.

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>>75905795
If you go back and read some Anglo Saxon literature, you find that nuns have a singular special ability.
This ability is foresight. Usually, this foresight is given through dreams. So, if you need someone to deliver some otherworldly information to the PCs, nuns are a good way to do it.
That being said, most of what they foresaw was their own deaths.

>> No.75911144

>>75911007
God DOES do all the work. I mean, he sent you.

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>> No.75911613

>>75905897
>>75909232
I really like this nun. She looks like the type of nun that helps new sisters settle in.

>> No.75911644

>>75905795
Fuck off and kill yourself cumbrain

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>>75909517
And you my friend are suffering from the negative symptoms of caffeine withdrawal and dependency

>> No.75912407

>>75911644
vai fellate te stesso

>> No.75912408

imagine not drinking a gallon of instead coffee every morning lmfao

>> No.75912424

>>75912408
instant*
sorry i havent finished mine yet

>> No.75912440

>>75905967
>Nuns travel in packs, too,
should spotting a solitary nun be reason for concern?

>> No.75912486

>>75912424
Wow and they say coffee is good for you

>> No.75912526

Are there good-looking nuns in real life?

>> No.75912694

>>75912440
>You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two nuns you didn't even know were there.

>> No.75912718

>>75912486
It is, you just have to be responsible and take it regularly at the appropriate time like any other medication.

>> No.75912727

>>75912526
Probably, if they're young. Then again, the cloistered clergy don't really boast about their recruitment numbers.

>> No.75912926

>>75912526
well, some nuns are leaving behind life of porn industry or prostitution

>> No.75912962

>>75905967
Interesting. Anun, mind telling me a bit more about this sort of thing? A character I'm writing for a personal project is a former nun, not apostate just left the convent, and I wanted to actually know what I'm talking about when I have her explain some things about her past

>> No.75913226

>>75912926
I'm now imagining traci lords dressed as a nun.

>> No.75914391

>>75910144
>To your first question, we already have "priestess."
What about more interesting titles for individual rankings of priestesses? Where did the term “nun” come from, anyway?

>> No.75914620

I recommend checking out pathfinder's vivisectionist for inspiration, (https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/alchemist/ and https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/alchemist/archetypes/paizo-alchemist-archetypes/vivisectionist/) It fits the flavor, and has many neat things to do during combat.

They can sneak attack, just not as well as rogues, thanks to their study of anatomy. Using their alchemy, they replicate the effects of buffing spells with potions.
Which they can give different properties to, such as making others able to drink them- meaning that they could give self-only buffs to allies even. Great utility there, imagine giving spider climb or alter self to an ally, and have it be undetectable by magic.

Or mutagens they can drink that buff some of their stats, but with drawbacks.

>> No.75914674

>>75912388
I have a caffeine addiction

it's awful, can't go more than two days without severe headaches if i don't drink any.

>> No.75914758

>>75912526
Nuns are human, so they run the gamut of human attractiveness. By pure law of averages, there ought to have one or two complete stunners sometime, somewhere.

>> No.75914851

>>75911644
>cheesecake reeeee

>> No.75915049

>>75914674
That's normal. If you suffer through it, you'll be fine day three if you're anything like me. Take an asprin or two if you can't handle it, sleep it off.

>> No.75915079

>>75905984
Don't you have a school to shoot incel :)
Also go back to /pol/, we don't want you outside your contrarian daycare.

>> No.75916390

>>75911169
So what exactly is this?

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>>75907106
I was never under the impression that anyone thought nuns were an exclusive club.
>>75911144
I'm reminded of a joke-
Hurricane Kartrina hits, and the police come to tell a man to evacuate, and he says 'no, god will save me'. A flood comes, and a boat comes to take him out, but he says, 'no, god will save me.' The flood rises, and a helicopter comes to take the guy away and he says, 'no, god will save me.' Finally he's sitting on his roof looking at the flood with no escape in sight, and he says 'God, why didn't you come to save me?', and God said 'What do you mean!? I sent three guys to help!'

>> No.75917801

>>75905854
Based coomblaster

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>>75919193
>nun with semi-auto webleys

>> No.75920502

>>75905854
I somehow knew this would be the first post, before even opening the thread.

>> No.75920561

>>75920502
newfriends gonna newfriend

>> No.75920713

>>75907106
>medieval authentic
no one plays that. people either play the containment game or another game that is neither d20 or knights

>> No.75920984

>>75905795
>What are some cool things to do with nuns?
Anal. It's the sex that God can't see.

>> No.75921171

>>75905795
>What are some cool things to do with nuns
You can start by not being Protestant with some really weird fetishes.

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>>75905984

>> No.75921222

>>75906797
>>75907068
They don't, you dumb fuck. It's literally an uniform for life to wear. That change of rules ("no longer needed to wear the uniform non-stop") only affected priests. Nuns and monks are still obligated to wear accordingly to their congregation

>> No.75921228

>>75920984

Man of integrity.

>> No.75921279

>>75907106
>retirement option
That's the end of campaign, oh well, what a marvelous idea...
>in medieval authentic campaigns
So the ones that nobody plays?

2/10, made me reply and even bother with quoting

>> No.75921285

>>75921222
Are you a nun, anon?

>> No.75921320

>>75921285
No, I'm Polish. There are more cloisters in my city than there are in all of US.
I also happen to be the rare "believing, practicing" Catholic that takes interest on how my religion is run and what are the basic laws and rules regarding religious congregations.

>> No.75921379

>>75921320
I'm pretty sure frequenting this godforsaken place is sin against... multiple things. Unless you're here for missionary purposes, that probably qualifies as martyrdom.

>> No.75921415

>>75921379
We had a couple priests on /tg/ a few years ago.

>> No.75921422

>>75921379
The best GM I ever had was a vicar from my parish. Try to imagine how from this perspective American "Satanic Panic" looks like.

>> No.75921443

>>75921320

What do you think about current Pope.

>> No.75921478

>>75921422
My first GM was a Satanist faggot who tried to pull us through his magical realm. You really sound like a snobbish holier than thou jerkass if you think these kind of thing doesn't happen.

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>>75921443
After he didn't get assassinated during his first year, I started to be optimistic that the crackdown on bishops will start any minute.
That was 6 years ago. No crackdown happend, so my optimism went back to the legally accepted levels of "this world is a shithole".
But I guess to get into that vibe, you would have to simply observe daily how the local Episcopal conference behaves and what they do on regular basis. They should be all stripped from their ordains
>inb4 b-but muh trad Cath Poles
A dumb meme and pic related is what it really describes. And unless the "trad" part of it means "goes to church out of habit and to show off to neighbours due to tradition", then also false.

>> No.75921611

>>75921320
Rough. US nuns apparently don't follow that as religiously because the anon you posted to has an aunt that is a nun and does not wear the habit all day.

>> No.75921654

>>75921422
Incredibly stupid?

I firmly believe people are generally the same everywhere, I'm sure there's been plenty of dumb polish religious moments too, but America has this weird through-line of moralistic religious elements, going all the way back to the Puritans (which hoo boy were they some dumb fucks).

Part of it was in the 80's you saw the emergence of the evangelical strain of christianity, which can be charitably described as 'reactionary' in their world view. Part of the main tenents include biblical literalism, and the fundamental truth of the bible, so if you believe magic and the devil are real, then yeah, having magic in your tabletop games must be evil, because magic is indeed real, and only comes from the devil. You see similar sentiments in fundamentalist muslim countries that banned pokemon. Combine that with as I said their reactionary politics, they find themselves in opposition to youth culture- which at the time was invested in traditional games and metal.

Ironically nowadays in the US, most churches actually encourage the playing of /tg/ games like DnD as a means to encourage socialization among young people in our digital age of social media.

>> No.75922116

>>75921583
Well, he supports gays, so obviously he can't crackdown on child molesters.

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>>75922116
>Pedos and gays are the same thing
American, aren't you?

>> No.75922173

>>75922116
Also, I wish the main problem with Church hierarchy could be summed up as "they are child molesters". I really, really fucking wish that was their worst sin.

>> No.75922965

>>75921320
Why won't you let other people play make believe as they want? This is /tg/ after all

>> No.75925268

>>75921185
Who is this and where is it from?

>> No.75925346

>>75925268
Shingeki no Bahamut: Virgin Soul - 1
TV Series (2017)
JPTitle: 神撃のバハムート VIRGIN SOUL
EPName: Red Dragon
Est Time: 00:06:43 / 00:24:10

Next time use that triangle thingy to search for the source and pick SauceNao.

>> No.75925481

>>75922160
Half of the gays had their first experience before 16 with an older guy. You can deny it all you want.

>> No.75925904

>>75922965
If they are playing make believe, sure, all the power to the hobby. But if they are applying make-believe stance to reality, it's statutory to call for cops and social service to send such people for a 3 week observation in a psych ward.

>> No.75925934

>>75905854
coomcucks getting assblasted

>> No.75925961

>>75905984
This is some of the purest autism out there.

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>> No.75927865

>>75925346
How is she even lifting all that, anyway?

>> No.75927956

>>75927865
she is a dragon in human form, but he wasn't going to let that stop him seething about the cold hard facts of reality

>> No.75928444

>>75925481
Source: ass or from taking it in the ass

>> No.75929556

>>75927407
/ss/ - Straight Sister

>> No.75930768

>>75928444
Take your meds, Chuck

>> No.75931775

>>75925481
Yeah, and next you'll tell us it was the same old guy for all of them and that he still shitposts on /tg/ about made-up statistics to this day

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>>75905795
Explain nun fetishism when you could marry and consummate with a non-celibate catholic girl for the exact same result.
>inb4 being Chad enough to break her celibacy
You could instead be Chad enough to break her chastity within the confines of a loving marriage.

It just makes more sense.

>> No.75932404

>>75914674
>>75915049
officially, it takes 2 weeks to 'reset' your caffiene dependency

>> No.75932515

>>75932313
Explain why you pretend to be retarded to annoy people into talking to you when you would have no problems getting people to talk to you if you just quite acting retarded.

>> No.75932537

>>75932515
Cringe

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>>75932537
>downoted >:(

>> No.75932563

>>75932550
Cope

>> No.75932600

>>75932563
>and with that post, discord warrior #45679 has exhausted the list of /v/ lingo his moderators gave him, and prays he doesn't reply a third time

>> No.75932607

>>75932600
s-seethe r-rent free!

>> No.75932637

>>75932600
Have sex

>> No.75934406

>>75920984
I hate this mindset like you wouldn't believe. If you're going to be a whore don't pretend you're better than you are. Go all out, make it known to every Tom, Dick and Harry that you're dtf and don't masquerade as a virtuous woman. If you decided that you can live with being a gutter whore, own it. Don't halfass it like some spineless snake devoid of conviction.

Sexpositive feminists deserve more respect than these American pseudo-virgins or Latin whores who suck dick on Saturday, then run to confession on Sunday. I can tolerate a lot, but not hypocrisy.

>> No.75934989

>>75934406
Aren't you a judgemental little bitch

>> No.75935965
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>GM lets me roll up a lich bad guy for his fantasy/cyberpunk campaign
>makes two loyal minions for him, one being a plate-armoured skeleton bodyguard and the other being a tiefling witch
>she's the only one adept at technology
>has detachable metal horns and a cybernetic arm
>dresses like a nun to show her devotion

The nun aesthetic is good shit even if the character isn't technically a nun, but it's pure kino if it's being done as a sign of devotion to some kind of cause, especially if it's not a traditionally good or religious cause.

>> No.75936257

>>75910188
Judging by the way Rainbow Six Siege character design is going it's only a matter of time.

>> No.75936900

>>75930768
So yes, your source is ass.

>> No.75937026
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75937026

>>75935965
Fixed it for you

>> No.75937169

>>75936900
Your loose ass no less.

>> No.75937206

>>75937169
Nope, unlike you I don't take it in the ass

>> No.75937267

>>75937206
No need to lie, sweetheart. You wouldn't defend the disgusting cave delvers otherwise.

>> No.75937298

>>75937267
Nope the only cave delver here is you.

>> No.75937300

>>75928444
blessed trips confirm it

>> No.75937348

>>75937298
Nah I'm not one of your fruity kind :)

>> No.75937384

>>75937348
You are a fruit in someone's butt.

>> No.75937412

>>75937384
Good to confirm you're still around, bumpfag. Your gay manner of speech never changes.

>> No.75937442

>>75937412
And you know all about everything gay.

>> No.75937697
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75937697

>>75905984
Get sawdusted

>> No.75937729

>>75905984
>They hated him because he told them the truth.

>> No.75937832

>>75937729
But there is no truth in that shitpost, there is just retardation

>> No.75938509

>>75906227
>>75906317
I’ve always liked relatively neutral takes like in Hellblazer.

>> No.75938611

>>75914674
I quit cold turkey every three months just to reset my tolerance.

>> No.75939029

>>75907317
Fittingly enough, I like my coffee like I like my bibles.

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75939088

>>75905984
All negative replies to this post are whores and are to be disregarded. This is the truest statement on /tg/ as of right now.

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>>75939088

>> No.75939166
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75939166

>>75905795

Sexy nuns are the actual best thing anime invented. I have made every female cleric in literally everything I've DM'd into a sexy nun and it's ALWAYS been an improvement over whatever dumb bullshit they originally were.

>> No.75939953

>>75934406
It's a reference to a deliberately satirical song by Garfunkel and Oates, you massively uncultured swine.

>> No.75940254

/tg/ is a dump.
Literal a slow /v/.

>> No.75940271

>>75940254
then leave

>> No.75940366

>>75940254
>Literal a slow /v/.
Untrue sir. We still occasionally like things here.

>> No.75940688

>>75905897
what a great game

>> No.75940738

>>75939953
>Garfunkel and Oates
Imagine being this much of a faggot

>> No.75942645
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>> No.75943194

>>75932607
>>75932637
Dilate?

>> No.75943245

>>75921185
Reminder that this dumb bitch actually causes the world to end and the survivors to get folded into Granblue Fantasy because she's that fucking retarded

>> No.75943760
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75943760

>>75905795
What about *dark* nuns? What would nuns/priestesses in the service of the Devil or a similar entity from a fantasy setting be like?

>> No.75944433
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75944433

>>75943760
They prefer to be called "cultists" or "acolytes".

>> No.75944482

>>75925934
While I hate the whole buzzword shit in general, "coomcuck" sounds infinitely better than "coomer"

>> No.75944517
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75944517

>>75943760
They'd be anti nuns. Sleep around a lot, wear very skimpy clothes, so and so forth.

>> No.75945157
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75945157

>>75905795
One of the ideas I did have, for a Renaissance fantasy setting, was basically a "ceremonial army/police force/praetorian guard" that was all female, to inhabit the (otherwise demilitarized) inner city and palace of the capital.
Something like a cross between a nunnary, an astartes chapter, and the french foreign legion, you go there and loose all identity outside of the army.
Now, as armies go, they're pretty shit. Most of their stuff is ornamental and artistic, and the few practical things they have are very much minor things, like arming swords. The troops are also equally shit. They're basically a bunch of women who goof off in the palace and inner city and enjoy the lack of social restrictions and new high social status they get in their roles, meaning that practically no one but the king can tell them what to do.
Very few are fighting fit, mostly from past life. Some are downright overweight, or even obese.

What they are however, is a major political stabilizer. They know all the gossip, and all the shit that flies back and forth between nobles and lords and commoners and all those officials of parliament, and by their own efforts have smoothed things over, stopped dumb ideas in their tracks, ended feuds peacefully, and actually kept the kingdom from calamity on a few occasions.
Moreover, while barely trained, and given equiptment designed for aesthetic purposes but otherwise with minimal real expense, they are still a large, organized force, wielding weapons and armour, that while designed for asthetics, are still designed to look like exceptionally high grade weapons and armour, and so, kinda are. They're also the only organized force of any real size there, in the inner city and palace. And while everyone always talks about the useless guards, or the fat guards, or the joke that is that standing army, there are still enough there that value being able to win a street fight, to overwhelm your retinue and fucking murder you in a side passage.

>> No.75945165

>>75943760
Nuns are wed to THE LORD, The Devil's brides are Witches.

>> No.75945225
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75945225

>>75907106
Pardon me, but Julie d'fucking Aubigny was the walking stereotype of a bard.
>Famous singer/rockstar/celebrity. Fucks all the women. Duels and kills all the noblemen/husbands. Manages to seduce and sleep with at least four married women, who thought they were straight, in one evening. Evades death by laws over dueling not technically covering women because 'women can't duel'. Still has to be pardoned by the King, twice.
If you want a good laugh, look up this absolute chad, anons.

>> No.75945246

>>75910043
>Prostitute Nuns.
You had my curiosity, and now my attention.
How would that even work?

>> No.75945279

>>75945246
Look up "sacred prostitution."

>> No.75946144

>>75945225
That clearly never happened. Women can't beat men in a fight or do that sort of stuff.

>> No.75946178

>>75946144
The real world disagrees with your stupid post.

>> No.75946299

>>75946144
Lets basedos have their fantasy. Have pity on them.

>> No.75946326

Irl nuns mostly pray a lot. For a fantasy setting, scientist/archaeologist nuns would be fun, or interrogator/agent nuns

>> No.75946460

>>75946299
>derp

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>>75905795

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>>75943760

>> No.75947539

>>75943760
>DD stress/madness mark
noice

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>>75905795
>ywn have a cute nun bf
God I need to reroll

>> No.75947684

>>75945225
>men feel insulted that their wives slept with her
I'd gladly offer her my wives to enjoy a night with the lady, then invite her for a drink.

>> No.75949287
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75949287

>>75905795
Best nuns that secretly aren't nuns.

>> No.75951787

>>75944517
>Sleep around a lot, wear very skimpy clothes, so and so forth.
Where did the idea that nuns need to not have sex and dress modestly come from? Could Christianity have had nuns more like picture related and what he just described somehow?

>> No.75951837

>>75951787
>Where did the idea that nuns need to not have sex and dress modestly come from
The thought that women's sexuality was inherently sinful and that it had to be strictly controlled for the benefit of society. Because look at society now that women's sexuality <isn't> controlled, and look how shitty everything has gotten.

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75951977

>>75951837
>on the one hand we can fly, use the internet, can eat pizza, talk to family on the telephone, and aren't likely to die of starvation, drought, or tuberculosis
>but on the other hand women wear bikinis on the beach
I'm not seeing a problem. Also the idea that only women need to control their sexuailty in christianity because female sexuality is inherently sinful. Monks exist. The idea that men AND women need to control their sexuality, because both male and female sexuality is sinful. And really there's no real difference between nuns and monks- they both cloister themselves for a life dedicated from religion, and copied manuscripts or made cheese in their spare time.

>> No.75952320

>>75945225
most of the sources on her are drawn by fictional accounts.

>> No.75952992

>>75952320
Prove it.

>> No.75953032

>>75951977
Monks didn't have -4 Str.

>> No.75953094

>>75952992
a woman could never defeat a man in a fight
our physiology is just too advanced

>> No.75953164

>>75953094
So your proof is your ass

>> No.75953230

>>75952992
Just look at the edit history on wikipedia and notice the list of time they had to edit the article cause people assumed a fictional account of a real person was mixed with the real one. She burned down a convent that wasn't recorded, no actual records.
Mademoiselle de Maupin was only based on her, not an actual historical account, now you can post all the links parroting her story, but none of them have solid citations.

>> No.75953235

>>75953032
Real life monks as being talked about in this thread are not like those in D&D. Not that D&D had the -4 Str meme anyway.

>> No.75954507

>>75945225
>>75953230
Okay lets examine these claims step by step to see which one are true, partially true or false and how they are connected to each other.
>Famous singer/rockstar/celebrity.
>Fucks all the women.
>Duels and kills all the noblemen/husbands.
>Manages to seduce and sleep with at least four married women, who thought they were straight, in one evening.
>Evades death by laws over dueling not technically covering women because 'women can't duel'.
>Still has to be pardoned by the King, twice.
Whoever made this post or willing to step in for him, please cite your sources and we will examine them.

>> No.75955401

>>75946144
>women can't pull the trigger of a pistol
How stupid are you?

>> No.75955631

>>75954507
here's some of the story from a fictional author about her.

https://archive.org/details/lamaupin167017000leta/page/n3/mode/2up

She sung in the opera at least and probably could have had some fencing, but not enough to kill ten men in a night.

>> No.75955701
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75955701

Post cute nuns instead.

>> No.75956439
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75956439

>>75947623
>>75955701

>> No.75956461
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>>75956439

>> No.75956464

>>75947623
>bf
wait a second...

>> No.75958064

>>75943194
Percolate

>> No.75958195

>>75955631
She didn't exist at all. She's just a made up story by tumblr feminists in order to make themselves feel like they actually matter in any way. No woman could ever do any of the things she did, except die.

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>>75905795
Nah, they'd just be doing regular nun things, like running orphanages, caring for the poor, and defending the innocent with their mutant strength.

>> No.75958431

>>75958195
>Women doing things make me butthurt so I say something never happened because I am stupid

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>> No.75960837

>>75955631
I'd like you or whoever made original claims about her to provide citation for each individual point he posted. I'm not going to look them up for him. He should back up his claims or I'm not going to consider them anything more than product of his imagination.

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>>75905795
How would nuns be different if they served a fertility goddess, even a dark one like picture related?

>> No.75962502

>>75961103
>>75960959
>>75960835
???

>> No.75962707
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75962707

Honest question- what do you think an all-female inquisition would look like? Would a vow of chastity work well for them? I've been thinking of having them and a group of all female paladins in my setting- I think the vow of chastity makes sense for the paladins- it'd mean you'd have more direct control over the army (though they just have to annul any familial relationships while a paladin, they can retire and marry/remarry later if they wish).

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>>75962707
I think the order would last for three years, tops, before everyone snaps and the order's headquarters turn into a permanent version of the months-long nun orgy in The Devils (1971).

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>>75961103
Got a tiefling here. She and her bro were clerics of Calistria in pathfinder. Goddess of Passion, Vengeance, and all that. The temple took them in along with other refugees fleeing the world-wound.
Basicly these two players ran them like a combo of catwoman and the punisher. We kinda assumed they'd play the characters like sluts the entire time.
They did not. That fact was cemented when they wiped the floor with an anti-paladin and his skeleton horde.
Turns out you can do a lot of terrifying things with holy magic and whip maneuvers.
Not posting him because this is a nun board.

>> No.75964976

>>75951787
>Where did the idea that nuns need to not have sex and dress modestly come from?
Pretty sure that's mostly the Christian version of Vestal Virgins (kind of like how the title Pontifex Maximus is still a thing, technically making Francis I the successor of Julius Caesar).

>Could Christianity have had nuns more like picture related and what he just described somehow?
Not really. Even if you go full Protestant and strip away all Roman elements, Christian sexuality at its core is all about having sex within the confines of marriage. Though of course you could make these nuns engage in the Shia Muslim practice of Mut'ah, or arranged "temporary marriages" against financial compensation. Not prostitution of course, that's something completely different.

>> No.75965164

>>75921654
>but America has this weird through-line of moralistic religious elements, going all the way back to the Puritans (which hoo boy were they some dumb fucks).
That's what you get when the foundation of your country is all the people too autistic to coexist with the rest of western Europe

>> No.75965183

>>75964912
That's your drawing Anon? Nice!

>> No.75965324
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75965324

Good boys in service of, fighting for and giving their all to the Lord are wholesome.

>> No.75965519 [DELETED] 

>>75932537
saged

>> No.75965570

>>75944482
Are coomcucks being cucked by the cooms themselves, the instigator of their cooms or are they just regular cucks who coom?

>> No.75965705

>>75965570
Coomcucks derive pleasure from making others coom, so if you've ever sucked a dick or eaten pussy you're a coomcuck.

>> No.75967410

>>75962707
Well, actual armor would probably be required.

>> No.75967702

>>75967410
For an inquisition?

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75967774

>>75955701
>>75965324
Blessed

>> No.75967890

>>75910234
Do you know the artist for this one?
So far I'm only getting unhelpful pinterest links.

>> No.75969006

>>75905854
You. I like you.

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>>75947623
>>75956439
>>75956461
>>75964353
>>75965324
>>75967774
Bro can you not

>> No.75971768 [SPOILER] 
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75971768

Im something of a nun man myself..

>> No.75972489
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75972489

>>75971081
Something wrong, anon?

>> No.75972697

>>75965705
To be honest they arent missing anything other than a foul taste and realization that it's painful, at least they have the fantasy it's nice.

>> No.75972806

>>75965519
Anti-saged

>> No.75973245

>>75905795
Nuns are like monks, they make shit. Whether it’s needlework, produce, or (as is the case with Franciscan nuns today) candy

>> No.75973331

>>75912962
I don’t think you can leave a convent without becoming an apostate given the oaths one must swear to join in the first place

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>>75971081

>> No.75974798

>>75912526
Historically many former prostitutes entered convents (not always willingly), so yes. Were that not the case, the answer is still yes. Different tastes and the variety of human appearances ensure that in ay given group there will always be someone that can be considered attractive

>> No.75974843

>>75906207
The one nun I’ve met outside of church activities is ~70 and loves horror movies

>> No.75974846

>>75974798
>Historically
Currently too, probably. It takes a special kind of person to want to dedicate your entire life to prayer and reflection, which is often the kind of person who feels the need to compensate for something.

>>75973245
https://www.trappistinecandy.com/
Holy shit it's real. I knew about beer and produce, but I never knew they made candy.

>> No.75974913

>>75906227
Annual reminder that heist nuns (and monks) were a thing. It was believed that saintly relics could only be touched by those who were worthy so those at convents and monasteries without relics would occasionally attempt to “reappropriate” relics from those that had them as you can’t steal something that can’t be touched by sinners. Those convents that were stolen from would even keep it quiet when possible since the only way a relic could be stolen from their possession was if they were somehow impious.

>> No.75974942

>>75906419
>Institution which legitimately seeks to be “good”
>Hindered by the Fallibility of man
This anon gets it

>> No.75974970

>>75907106
>pic related
Last I checked the only time she went to a convent was when she snuck in to fuck a soon-to-be nun into not being a nun

>> No.75975032

>>75910043
Nuns don’t need to be virgins. The celibacy thing isn’t really about “sex bad”, it’s about proving one’s faith by refraining from life’s pleasures through force of will.

>> No.75975072

>>75974970
Ah fuck, that reminds me that allegedly Thomas Aquinas was a turbo-autist who really insisted on joining a monastery to the point where his parents had to hire kidnappers to drag him back and force him into a marriage. His brothers even hired prostitutes to rape him, and he had to fend them off with a hot iron poker. Imagine if his family had succeeded in stopping his autism and how much that would change medieval (and later) philosophy.

>> No.75975115
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>>75974843
Sounds based.

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>> No.75975182
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>> No.75975207

>>75974846
>Holy shit it's real
Buy some anon, it’s good shit

>> No.75975249

>>75912694
Heh

>> No.75975375

>>75921654
>going all the way back to the Puritans (which hoo boy were they some dumb fucks).
Weirdly, most of the Puritan fuckery came into being after most of them died off. Granted you had some stuff like the shakers that happened while the puritans were still pretty big, but a lot of modern notions about them (wear black, never have fun, don’t fuck) are absurdly inaccurate.

>> No.75975411

>>75905897
she looks like the type of nun that rapes female protagonists

>> No.75976168
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>>75971081
>he's triggered by pure and God-fearing boys dedicated to their convent and service to the abbey
Get thee behind me, Satan

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>>75905795

>> No.75976589

>>75965183
Not mine, but someone else in the group's an artist. Just figured it was somthin to add to the conversation what with the whole viglantie catwoman like teifling nun and her jojo looking brother whipping the crap out of stuff.

>> No.75976642

>>75942645
Fun fact: an inverted cross is the cross of Saint Peter, the humblest of the apostles, and is arguably a more pious symbol to wear than a normal cross/crucifix

>> No.75976757

>>75976642
Yeah but crucifixion is still metal as hell, regardless of the specifics.

>> No.75976798
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>>75976642
This.
What you want is muh boi the Leviathan Cross. Alchemical symbol for Sulfur

>> No.75978157
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>> No.75978251

>>75964912
Between the lack of a nose and the botched collagen injection lips, that's one horrifying demon. Good job on making something so ugly looking!

>> No.75978293

>>75975411
its not rape if she orgasms multiple times

>> No.75978586

>>75975375
I'm not even talking about that stuff. I'm talking about how the sailed to America without any shovels, almost starved, because they believed that they were gods chosen people who were the only ones who were going to go to heaven, and that god was just giving them the whole continent. That shits retarded no matter what religion you are.

>> No.75978927

>>75945225
>Fucks all the women
Also several men. Like all bards she didn’t rightly care what was in someone’s pants so long as they wound up in her pants

>> No.75978988

>>75978927
And like most bardic tales she was completely made up for the sake of courtly sensationalism.

>> No.75979009

>>75961103
They wouldn’t be nuns? That’d be completely different

>> No.75979107

>>75978586
>That shits retarded no matter what religion you are.
Yep. It’s so stupid that it isn’t actually what happened.

>> No.75979143

>>75978988
>durr durr

>> No.75979162

>>75905795
What I did is Magical Realm.
So, yeah...

>> No.75979306

>>75964192
I know what I'm watching tonight.

>> No.75979425

>>75979143
An astute response showcasing the intelligence of your average male feminist.

>> No.75979465

>>75979425
Yes, we can tell you are stupid

>> No.75979477

>>75979465
>no u!
Simbly amazing

>> No.75979505

>>75979477
Yes, just like your B.O

>> No.75979826

>>75979505
I'm glad you think I smell amazing, but unlike you I am not the gay.

>> No.75979947

>>75979826
Yeah amazing stinky and the the gay bit is just in your head.

>> No.75980440

>>75967702
>For an inquisition?
They'd need to apprehend suspects at "some" point, right?

>> No.75980741

Yo Polish anon are you still here?

>> No.75980938
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>>75935965
>dresses like a nun to show her devotion
This is genius anon. You have my thanks for bringing me inspiration.

>> No.75981005

>>75980741
Polish anon got shanked by Lithuanian anon an hour ago when he let his guard down to yell at Belarus anon

>> No.75981535

>>75980440
Yeah, but if there's any real threat that can't be solved with just being armed and having numbers they call in the Paladins.

>> No.75981548

Necromancer nuns! They can make their skeletal minions carry holy relics and copies of the bible! Gotta pour holy water on something? A legion of skeletons can bring water buckets from the holy fount all the way down in to a crypt faster than you can say "god, we should really put in some pipes and pumps to make this faster"!

>> No.75981819
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>>75975072
Kek
>tfw some roastie tries to prevent you from becoming a wiza-Monk you you have to literally fend her off with a hot poker

>> No.75981867

>>75976798
Is it supposed to be vaguely phallic?

>> No.75981967

>>75981819
Lucky for your retarded ass you will never have to worry about that.

>> No.75983243

>>75979143
Feel free to address these points >>75954507 since you feel so passionate and convinced about the topic.

>> No.75983329

>>75981819
What an awesome origin story for a cleric.

>> No.75983737

>>75905795
Bump for more nuns

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>>75984184

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>>75984275

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>>75984291

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>>75984305

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>>75981548
This is a pretty decent idea, and falls in line with what I like about "necromancy not being irredeemably CE".

>> No.75984848

>>75981867
Well, it also...you know, can mean hell, so maybe.

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>>75944517
>sheer clothing sticking to every curve on the body
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.75985813

>>75976798
I see someone watched season two.
you are right though, that does work much better as a satanic symbol[\spoiler]

>> No.75985828

>>75937026
ohyooou

>> No.75985852
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75985852

Nuns aside, anyone ever played with a religon or clerical characters wearing Hijabs? i think they're cute and can be kinda smooth as fuck but i don't want to appear political if i make characters with em'

>> No.75985854

>>75976757
True. Honestly, most Christian symbols are rad as fuck if you don’t understand what it’s meant to represent. The Catholics (via transubstantiation) consume the flesh and blood of god’s only son regularly, carry around parts of dead people as protective charms and in order to enhance their own spiritual power, and “drown” people to initiate them into the church.

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>>75984313
Those are Sisters of Silence anon, unlike Sisters of Battle they aren’t nuns in any way shape or form.

>> No.75986266

>>75985852
I played a priestess of Ishtar in a Conan game who wore a hijab.

She just happened to wear very little else besides that and her armour, 'cause, y'know, goddess of sex and war.

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tfw you will never play in a game about cute nuns trying to break the rules to do fun stuff without getting in trouble.

>> No.75986450
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75986450

>>75986272
Like Shadowrun without cyber, magic nor criminality? But with nuns?

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75986526

>>75986272
I guess you could run a MAID game where the "master" is mother superior, or maybe the local bishop. Given how wacky MAID backstories can get, you'd have a pretty silly band of nuns too.
>A 14 year old mercenary who's turning over a new leaf
>A 9,000 year old fox girl loli who found Jesus
>A war robot who only finished construction 4 days before the war ended and received "live a life of joy and compassion" as her final directive
>A spy for a criminal organization that infiltrated a nunnery for... reasons

>> No.75986573

>>75986526
This is genius, and I'm shocked I've never heard of it before.

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>>75955701

>> No.75990359

>>75986450
No joke, actually running an SMG-toting nun (statted as a Christianic shaman) who specialized in putting down rogue spirits in Shadowrun was a legitimate character concept and was a lot of fun.

>> No.75991631
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75991631

>>75990359
That sounds cool af.
Though is the shaman/hermetic mage divide still in newer editions of SR? Because orderly sects like christian churches and convents sound much more like a hermetic kinda deal, rather than shamans?

>> No.75991907

>>75980741
Who?

>> No.75992558

>>75991631
The Hermetic/Shamanistic divide still exists, yes. But the 3e magic supplement explicitly had a shaman "totem spirit" who was the Abrahamic God, so it seemed more apropos to go with the Shaman in that case.

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>> No.75999497

>>75991631
Huh, can’t quite tell if that’s a shorty AR or a shorty FAL

>> No.76001416

>>75999497
It's an AR (charging handle, forward assist), but the size of the magazine indicates a 308 magazine. Which is insane in a weapon that small and light. Also, the ejection port and forward assist are on the wrong side of the weapon.

>> No.76001657

>>75974942
based

>> No.76002196

>>76001416
she's got left hand on the trigger, maybe the weapon is intentionally made for a lefty?

>> No.76002685

>>75905984
>I'm completely removed from reality

>> No.76003632

>>75999243
Why would a demon seriously become a nun?

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>>76001416
>>76002196
>magically fixes weapon/left-handedness

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>>76003632
Forgiveness and redemption and all that. Honestly I'd prefer a demon becoming a nun over the "dick her good" bullshit.

>> No.76006768

>>75976642
This isn't always necessarily true, it can also mean an inversion of Christ or a mockery of his sacrifice, symbols get co-opted and redefined all the time. Context is more important than pure history.

>> No.76007221

>>76003632
adopted by the convent, maybe?

>> No.76007536

>>76003632
Presumably for the same reasons everyone else does.

>> No.76008687

>>76004362
>Honestly I'd prefer a demon becoming a nun over the "dick her good" bullshit.
Yeah, does anyone seriously believe that that would work?

>> No.76009248
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76009248

>>76008687
Mostly, no. But you know what paladin players are like, they never stop thinking with their Holy Avenger.

More practically, the dream is to dick a demon who's already been redeemed. And really, the idea of "forcing" redemption on a demon is far-fetched at best. The few one-in-a-million fiends who manage to rise above Evil do so through their own decisions, like Fall-from-Grace.

>> No.76009922

>>76009248
>The few one-in-a-million fiends who manage to rise above Evil do so through their own decisions, like Fall-from-Grace.
Who?

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>>76009922
Anon, what are you even doing on /tg/?

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