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75710528 No.75710528 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Modern Metagame with the most played optimized archetypes:
>Deckbuilder tool:

>Build and share cubes

>Card search engine:
>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
>Library of in-demand alters

TQ: When do you expect WOTC to lift store suspensions?

>> No.75710541
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First for fuck USPS and fuck sellers who don't actually protect cards.

>> No.75710544

>When do you expect WOTC to lift store suspensions?
When they are instructed to by the WEF.

>> No.75710547

never arena and bo1 is the future of magic

>> No.75710555
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>get buyer's remorse over spending $60 on a jace
>snap the toploader in half
>"i'd like to request a refund please. my card came damaged"

>> No.75710649
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Wilt Leaf Liege, Spirit of the Labyrinth, and Sanctum Prelate have been wonderful for me in legacy recently. These cards are silver bullets and I would never leave home without them. Give them a playtest fellow taxes players.

I've also been messing around with the new broken card opposition agent. It fits right into taxes and w/b taxes is already one of the good versions even before her. Makes ghost quarter and field of ruin insane and plays well with vial. And the legacy version doesn't run arbiter anyway and she can just take the 2 or so slots away from mindcensor. A perfect fit.

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Here's mine

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>> No.75710815

show the card

>> No.75710823

Why does it look like a third of the envelope was set on fire?

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Non-insured of course, best i can hope for is the seller being kind and accepting to 50/50 the loss with me.

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>old border foils
Damn. Isn't it the seller's responsibility to ensure that the package arrives to the customer safely? At least in the US, all of the fault lies with the seller if the buyer receives a damaged package.

>> No.75710838

It definitely was, i can't even remove the perfect fit, they melted onto the cards. Probably the machine overheaten when the envelop was stuck in a gear or something.

>> No.75710843

Is this card coming in damaged meme new
Never happened to anyone I knew
Is it covid

>> No.75710847

>and so, more NM old border foils eat the dust
oof, hate to see it

>> No.75710861

TQ: WOTC is using covid as cover for bad practices and wants to get rid of store events all together.

>> No.75710865

The packaging was ok, i mean it was just perfect + penny sleeve and a thin layer of cardboard around it. It's not like the seller could do much more considering we are limit-cucked at 20grams. It's just 100% the fault of La Poste, which is ran by niggers and roasties.

Same fren, it's like history book burning. You can burn a bazillion foil Uro and i wouldn't bat an eye, but old foils man... that's really sad me up.

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>Is this card coming in damaged meme new
Happened around half a dozen times total to me over 3 years. Yeah, i'm incredibly unlucky. Though once the envelop came up totally destroyed (in literal confettis) and the cards somehow survived.

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it's so hard to care about all these new cards coming out. we get spoilers like every month now. i've gotten into the habit of reading the list on scryfall and then forgetting about the set completely.

>> No.75711056
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You better enjoy the few time left you have before the NWO great culling who's about to take place next year. Not sure who'll be part of the 500 millions, maybe all the ones deemed "essential workers", maybe the whole "essential" thing was to chose the ones needed to continue the production to go on.. Anyway, i don't even want to be in desu. Just let me die already.

>> No.75711078

Fuck! Have you been giving negative feedback and getting refunds?

>> No.75711091


Take your meds, schizo.

>> No.75711099

The hell are you actually on about? Are you in the right place?

>> No.75711100

fuck off

>> No.75711101

Wouldn't 500M approx correspond to the white population worldwide? Like around 150M in the US, 300M in EU and 50M scattered around the globe in AUS, NZ, etc.. ?

>> No.75711105

Be safe, anon. Stock up on non-perishable foods. Start working out and get healthy and fit.

>> No.75711121

>Here come the clueless NPCs
Sshhhh, continue to sleep, it wont be painful, just act as normal and ignore the posts.

>> No.75711143

Frogfren, what did the Spanish seller do about the card that arrived in a bad state at your home despite being labeled lp?
Also ordered a lp horizon Canopy a'd received a exc/nm feel good for once.

>> No.75711147

Every fucking time /mmg/ gets derailed because of retards like >>75711056
I swear to god it's just one shitposter who does it too.

>> No.75711177


Pretty sure according to the people who subscribe to this nonsense that none of those people count as white.

>> No.75711212

No i always live positive feedback when this happen, it's not the seller's fault after all. If the order was insured it's MCM who fully refund you, and they are very honest about it, they always give you the money very fast and don't try to bullshit you. Sometimes i didn't even had to provide proof, the team simply trusted me. This truly is the best company i've ever dealt with.
If uninsured, i refuse full refund but ask to share the loss at 50/50. But even if the seller refuse i still leave a positive feedback.

He finally accepted to refund me 50% of the value for the 2 cards who came up damaged in exchange of a positive evaluation, i accepted since the cards were alrdy pretty cheap before that.

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I woke up too late to make the thread so here is the image that was supposed to make the thread and I didn't make the news this morning.

>> No.75711233

i don't get it

>> No.75711240

Kek, very nice anon! Saved though desu mcm doesn't deserve to be put among the villains

>> No.75711250

They profit from Jotc bs so...
I originally put another image instead of lurrus but I can't remember what.

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>I originally put another image instead of lurrus but I can't remember what.
It's ok, I understand.

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>> No.75711596

/edhg/ goes on the left

>> No.75711615

I am unfamiliar with the thing this is bsed on, but I am positive jannies should feature on the left

>> No.75711636

They are. The trans pride flag and Israeli flag.

>> No.75711764

Christ. Worst thing that's happened to me is that they lost my Ensnaring Bridges.

>> No.75711846

It's been a while since I heard glasses go *ting* in here. /Mmg/ truly is ahead of its time and ever so slightly declining since 2019.

Nothing left but the cubepill

>> No.75712073
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In yugioh i can buy 3 precons for 6€ each, mash them together and obtain a playable, competitive and functional deck that sure won't win me the worlds but sure can take the local tournament, comes packed with foils that don't curl and has nice artworks on it because they don't F.I.R.E. artists for wrongthink.

In magic i spend 35€ (if i buy online, because at my local scalping synagogue i pay way more) and i get an intentionally underpowered deck that's barely functional and can't perform outiside of a battlebox and eventually rotates out in 6 months.
Oh and they don't even come with a dice anymore.
I fully expect wizards to introduce in the near future a sheet with an artwork of captain beckett brass giving us the middle finger, drawn by jason rainville with written on it "fuck you virgins i'm glad you're poor and suffer give us all your money and be thankful for that."
And no nielsen, ortiz or rebecca guay artworks in sight.

>> No.75712181

We have lived with this shit for long enough to not even blink at even fucking standard decks costing the price of a high-mid tier PC. I literally don't get how people get into mtg nowadays. I have 20 years of cards lying around (less now that I am selling out) and still had to buy a fuckton of singles to make a cube.

It has gotten beyond ridiculous. Remember when your girlfriend/friends/parents asked you why you spend so much money on cards and you replied this is just your hobby? If you get some distance between yourself and mtg, the full extent of the clownshow becomes apparent rather quickly, and it is frightening.

Sell out

>> No.75712220

>the urza planeswalker card will come out in the near future and it won't have a terese nielsen artwork
Fuck you wotc, i hope you get jumped by someone and killed with a fucking rock.

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This is all pretty depressing. But you know what's not? Cube!
Do you have a cube? What's the main theme? Is it combo heavy? Maybe it's combat sentric?
How do you manage walkers? (I hope you don't run them at all btw). How do you manage creatures?
Have you ever tried something really weird, like no colored creatures cube? Maybe spells only? Or a super complex 1v1 120 card cube for winston draft?

>> No.75712250

>I literally don't get how people get into mtg nowadays.
They play a prerelease, lose it, 2-3 drafts, get pubstomped because of lack of practice, then read pricetags a second time and drop the game after 2-6 months.
The zoomers play on arena, self-respecting people refuse to do that.

>> No.75712288

>implying a modern/pioneer/legacy/vintage/fucking pauper deck is worth the pricetag

>> No.75712291

I made a cube full of cards from Mirrodin to Theros because the border is kino. The cards in it are cool designs with great artwork, and all were chosen because they can interact with each other well rather than power level.

I keep it at my LGS and it's free for people to use at any time. In a year it's been used once. People would rather draft the latest set than pay entry into a cool cube draft.

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i have a 450 card Multicoloured cube, i can't remember the contents fully as it's been a little since i played (some 3 months now)

But it was 180 multicoloured cards, 120 two colour, 60 three colour. a few lands, artifacts and some mono colour cards to fill the rest out.

Last i played it some shards/wedges were pretty shit to play so i was thinking how to refine it and make all the tri's playable.

it's got some walkers, but they're all walkers I think are 'fair', i have tons of removal and ways to hate on them though.

It's mana centric, getting good fixing and not getting greedy with your pips are key to the cube. it's all about good building. that said; i have combat tricks and combos hidden in it.

I really want to do a colourless one next, pack it full of things like soldier replica. The desert cube following thatCube is love, is life.

>> No.75712558

Give me a 120 cards cube that features things such as serra angel and sengir vampire.
Budget is not a problem.

>> No.75712594

I believe I implied the exact opposite of that?

>> No.75712831

>it's free for people to use
>pay entry
What did anon mean by this?

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They reprinted ash blossom in a precon that you can still find for 10€, imagine if they reprinted jace the mind sculptor, liliana or mox opal in a planeswalker deck.
And no scalping going on like it happened with that commander counterspell you can cast for free.

>> No.75712871

Support your local LGS.

>> No.75712883

Support your local LGS store.

>> No.75713137

support your local LGS game store

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*ding ding* Ahem...
Fuck local scalping synagogues.
>friendly, daily and threadly reminder that wotc is de facto printing an illegal cryptocurrency where prices are kept artificially inflated due to artificial scarcity and insider trading that gets distributed through lottery tickets and lootboxes and that they spend, all costs included, 2 cents per card to print them

>> No.75713229

Why tho?
They sell boxes 20€ more expensive than on MCM and their singles are double or tripple the price. A path to exile cost 5 to 10 euros whereas I can buy it for 1.5€ online.
I would gladly play tournaments and buy some boosters to support them but they are closed now.

>> No.75713274

Speaking of LGSs, have any of you had bad experiences at yours? I did once and decided to never go back there and then they went bankrupt or something within a few months.

>> No.75713300

I went to a LGS once during mirrodin block. There was a black guy who refused to move from "his spot". He, under no circumstances, would get up to move to where you were. You would always have to go to him. He also played some blue control deck when mana leak imprinted on scepter was a thing. He is by all definitions a double nigger.

>> No.75713354

>store literally closes after anon stops going
Jeez you were spending that much?
Based nig triggering casuls.

>> No.75713363

2 Brazen Borrower
1 Dragonlord Silumgar
2 Gonti, Lord of Luxury
2 Hostage Taker
3 Jace, Vryn's Prodigy
4 Murderous Rider
2 Thief of Sanity
3 Collective Brutality
3 Thought Erasure
4 Thoughtseize
1 Dig Through Time
3 Disallow
3 Drown in the Loch
2 Fatal Push
2 Search for Azcanta
4 Drowned Catacomb
4 Fetid Pools
3 Field of Ruin
4 Island
4 Swamp
4 Watery Grave

3 Flaying Tendrils
2 Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet
4 Leyline of the Void
3 Narset, Parter of Veils
3 Unmoored Ego

Thinking of replacing a silumgar with a doom whisperer, pioqueer, yay or nay?

>> No.75713383

what is the symbol of jannies?
Four three?

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>> No.75713426

Cute list, but it looks slow AF, no?

>> No.75713454

Idk i copypasted from one of the first pioneer tournaments ever, but i think with all the hand disruption it has i can slow down the game until i manage to actually do something...
Esper control lists aren't that much different.

>> No.75713513

Sean Connery died.
What Modern deck would James Bond play?

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>> No.75713560

OH wait maybe death shadow because he ends up in a perilous situation but then come back from the dead and end up winning.

>> No.75713573

Death's Shadow is too much of a villain deck

>> No.75713587
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I own two cubes and I'm working on a third. One is a modular eight man cube. The modular cube has a 110 card core and then eight "packages" of fifty cards each. You pick three packages each time you play for a different experience. The second cube is a 4-man cube for those nights when you just can't get eight. It's drafted in 5 9-card packs. I just sleeve them all in the same sleeves so that they can share a land box (pic related). All the cards except the basic lands are proxies so the entire thing has cost me about $200 to put together (mainly sleeves).

>> No.75713741

>Old foil Mark Tedin Forgotten Ancient

>> No.75713750
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Is Fire//Ice a multicolored card?

>> No.75713760

everywhere except on the stack when you're casting it, it's a multicolored card

>> No.75713773

sounds pretty cool, but the other anon is right, what's that about the free draft =/= pay entry shit ?

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So... I can search for Fire//Ice with Demand, but it can't be countered with Error, right?

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>Modular cube
That sounds extremely fun, any details on how it's designed ? I'm assuming each part has a theme with it's amount in each color, creatures & removal ? How did you come up with it, and what are the modules like ?

>> No.75713824

when it is in your hand or library, Fire//Ice and other split/multicolored cards have their CMC combined so it would be a 4CMC spell, and it would be both U/R. when you are casting it, you choose to cast 1 half and the other half does not exist on the stack, so it cannot be countered by Error

>> No.75713864

If you can win a yugioh tournament for 6€ by just haphazardly, it means your local yugioh scene is dead and your local players are all shit. Seriously, someone could roll in with a ritual beasts deck and roll your entire fucking store.

>> No.75713876

How expensive is the average competitive YGO deck?

>> No.75713882
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I like this image.
It takes a person with special level of intelligence to believe that the "thumbs up" a corporation gives to a social movement actually implies support.
And then juxtaposing it against the "relatable small business owner" who more likely statistically speaking loses their business to "fair competition" by the corp than to a rareish rioting which that involves arson.

ah perfection and perfect for facebook audience that lacks ability to think critically.

>> No.75713885

not him but depends when you're investing in it. if a new staple comes out that's 100 dollars per copy like when ash blossom hit then you're looking at over 500 dollars easy

>> No.75713932
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I have two cubes. One is more of a fun nonsense 8-person (((power))) cube loosely based on the mystery booster structure, the other is a 8-person GoR singleton block cube which is designed to immitate an all star draft from the block. The structure allows for perfect booster structure immitation (3 uncos, 1 rare per booster) without mythics, and can be shifted to 5 uncos 1 rare per booster if we only get 5 players. It's a lot of fun because my modern playgroup includes a lot of new players who started drafts in the latest Rav block, and we have fond memories of those times.
The "low power cube but it's the FIRE era so even commons & uncos are allowed to be great" works wonder.

>> No.75714058

>In yugioh i can buy 3 precons for 6€ each, mash them together and obtain a playable, competitive and functional deck that sure won't win me the worlds but sure can take the local tournament

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>> No.75714163

I assume the LGS make people pay a fee to pay on their table and use the cube which anon left here. The fee might be low if it's just the table and I assume anon just means he is not profiting from it.
As for why people don't use it I would assume that's because most people coming at an LGS are casual players who don't even know about a cube and prefer to get some cards.
Whereas experienced players who might be into cube will probably only go for tournaments and buy they cards online. When they come in they know what they want so they are less likely to ask the shop owner what are their playing options.
It's obviously oversimplified. But here it's more the comparison of a popular movement with support via donation, good press, etc to the evil guys who defend their shop who are in fact just protecting their livelihood and are caught powerless in a fight that is way above them and which their might or might not support. People who will destroy the shop might not even related or care about the movement but they will be cheered and protected by people in position of power in comparison to the "innocent" shop owner.

>> No.75714216

My experience with thief of sanity in standard was that it was a removal magnet that almost never got to connect and was really just to increase the threat count in control mirrors. Just drop it or find a slot in the sideboard for it and go for the full 4 borrowers.
I get the theme is UB thieves but silumgar is a bit underpowered and doom whisperer is just huge and closes the game real quick which is what you want from your big 5 drops. I would cut the gontis too, go 3 HT 2 DW.
All imo though, I have zero experience with Pioneer but I played a very similar list in standard.

>> No.75714232

6€x3 might not win me the game but at least i can fucking play, in mtg you get jank for 35€ that costs the same of a 10€ product to wotc to make and all you get is jank.
They even got rid of the spindown dice to save money, as if thinning the cardboard of cards wasn't enough.
But wasting 2/5 of the product's production cost on a flashy box that will go in the garbage bin is fine.
There are dual lands that are like 6€ each (which means nobody fucking plays them) that could perfectly be reprinted in coomander decks but all we get are 1 cents guildgates (which cost the same to print).
Also when they reprinted the 80€ ass blastem in a precon deck the price dropped to 7€ and you still can buy that precon for msrp, if it was a magic product that deck would have reached 75€ easily.
Imagine reprinting jace in a challenger deck and selling it for 15€ (no, not jace beleren :^) ).
At least in yugioh i can wait a few months and even if the deck is not competitive anymore (fuck power creep) i can still play it with my friends, in magic, even if you want to play premodern or kitchen table older standards you get fucked because cards are safely locked in some rich dude's warehouse.
If yugioh wasn't garbage from a gameplay perspective i would be playing it instead of magic (which we will eventually get there since they are pushing powercreep bullshit like every card banned in the last 2 years and companions which are a sick way to fuse xyzs and commanders in a single travesty).

>> No.75714271

Still worth buying compared to wotc's scams.

>> No.75714292

if you're that apprehensive about spending money just play pauper
yugioh is fucking garbo man, seriously, and i say this as a guy who invested probably thousands in it in the past few years

>> No.75714408

For some reason he keeps jammering on about precons so that is probably not an option.
And if everyone at you lgs plays with precons of course one that you have tinkered with a bit will win.

>> No.75714414

How bad is the powercreep in Yugiho?
I get that the cards are cheaper but if your deck become garbage after each extension then it's not really better since you have to keep buying new products.
As much as I hate JOTC the new cards are rarely being super expensive. Omnath is only like 10€ of course there is some exception like Uro but in most decks the bulk of the cost is the manabase and a playset of one or two cards. I wish they would reprint the fetch.

>> No.75714423

>Giving money to Konami
Get off your high horse.

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I'm sorry friend but i couldn't help but hear you lads chatting...
Pauper is an extremely fun format but why i ask choose to play it for budget reasons when you could be easily playing vintage and/or legacy?
Black lotuses are cheap, they cost a couple of bucks tops, i don't understand why people whine so much about prices...

>> No.75714483

konami is based because they shower the playerbase with reprints and a downshifted rarity so the reprints are pretty cheap. gameplay wise the game is over too quickly

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Imagine nebrand+ad nauseam with 15 unnerfed comanions, games are decided at dice roll and on how much you spent into the deck, also remember the meme "no force of will, i mulligan"?
If you don't have a handtrap in your opening hand or you don't draw it in the next 2 turn your opponent is just gonna combo off for 40 minutes playing solitaire with himself, rape your wife, steal your house and car, suck out your soul and banish you to the shadow realm.
Also the only format available is legacy/vintage but for all intents and purposes is standard since every set powercreeps the previous one.

>> No.75714525

too bad they wait to reprint until everyone already bought the expensive staples

>> No.75714534

>fair competition by the corps
>imagine being this much of a globohomo corpo bootlicker
What a cretin, i'm glad i'm not (you)

>> No.75714552

I see. That's what I was thinking then. Unlike magic they don't make cash with the lottery but rather by printing OP cards for each set. I don't think it's a better approach.
I prefer a game like magic but with how fire is fucking the game I fear we will end up worse than Yugiho.

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Sorry, misspoke, the core is 210 cards. The eight packages are each balanced by color and yes, each package has a theme.
Just a collection of really really good cards in each color. Modern-level cards for the most part.
Power 9, etc. All vintage-tier mega hits (plus new cards that fit that profile). This one gets specifically included or excluded the most as it really warps how the cube plays.
This focuses on allied color themes and cards that play nice together.
Focus on enemy color themes and cards that hate out other types of cards.
Very old cards that have generally not been reprinted. All of them are very good but none of them are on the level of power.
A set with very few unique cards. Everything comes in multiple copies. Many of the cards care about how many copies are around while others just want you to pick as many as you can.
>(New) Faces
"""New""" (when I built the cube in 2017) cards. I really need to update it but there's honestly not much new stuff I'd put in the cube since the last few years have been a raging dumpster fire.
Lots of big fatties and things to slow down the game so it lasts until people can play them. Timmy paradise.

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>that the "thumbs up" a corporation gives to a social movement actually implies support.
They go as far as risking bankruptcy to not only support but create and promote these (((social movements))). Corporations/billionaires are literally paying antifas and randoms $15/h to provoke social unrest and are the ones organizing these 'movements', you pea brained norman. Stop to act like a smug smartass when you are as dumb as a rock.

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lmao the absolute state of coomander now

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>> No.75714716

>5+ cards for 10 mana
>on top of a solid 10/10 beater with semi-relevant types that singlehandedly can close out the game in 2 turns in legacy and 4N turns in commander (where N is number of opponents)
why does this bombastic card make me feel so bored?

>> No.75714721

IMAGINE posting this in a custom card thread
You'd be laughed out and called a massive, massive, massive, massive faggot even by these autists

>> No.75714743

it seems fine, what's the deal?
you are not abusing cascade, can't cheat it out, just a big idiot
yeah, the design is lasy and pogers, that's it?
this card doen nothing

>> No.75714745

Seems super fun anon. Would love to play this. I dont' know many people playing mtg around. Maybe I too should build a cube with proxies.

>> No.75714759

I wish custom card autists were the game designers since at least 2018, no joke.

>> No.75714760

>Hahaha wow this is so EPIC!
>It's so dumb I just love it
>Should we make it cost 9G so it can fit in more decks?

>> No.75714766

For 10 cmc it wins the game. I mean it's good but it's nothing unheard of.

>> No.75714773

It was designed with coomander in mind anon, where 10 manas is literally a nothingburger. The amount of value is simply ridiculous, and the design is so lazy.

>> No.75714774

>this card that costs 10 mana also gives you 4 more cards for free, maybe more
>doen nothing (sic)
yes. it is somehow both extremely fucking powerful, and extremely fucking boring, and that is the problem.

>> No.75714793

Can you share your list pls? The idea is very incredibly interesting but it looks deceptively easy to implement, want to know the details.

>> No.75714813

I can't wait for the 3cmc enchantment that makes 7+cmc creatures cost 3 less to cast

>> No.75714914

Satan with the bantz on trannies lmao.

>> No.75715003

I tried finding a good way to export the list but the only card listings are contained in the MSE files I used to make the cards (so that everything has proper oracle text plus any art alters I felt were fun) and then I have an excel file to handle the balancing. The key thing I would say is to just make sure the core set has everything you will need no matter what games of magic you play. It's the READ in BREAD, well, except this is a cube so you don't need the D at all. Just add more REA. Balance it for colors like it was its own cube. Then, for each of the themed packages, simply maintain that balance within the package. If I had to do it all over again I'd probably go with 60 card packages instead of 50, so that I could have roughly 10 cards of each color plus ten artifacts and lands and what not.

>> No.75715150


I know! I thought even this was a parody.

>Just write cascade five times!
>Awkwardly in the middle of the card
>No flavor text that usually accompanies simple effect cards

>> No.75715174

it's one of those gay extended art ones
the normal printing probably has flavor text

>> No.75715222

Thanks, anon
I got really tired of my old cube so right no I'm in that weird phase where i constantly theorycraft new lists
This is what i needed, time to make my own modal cube

>> No.75715231

Fair enough. Is still impressively awkward and lazy.

Honestly, I just go to this thread to soak up the ambient misery because I quit magic nearly a decade ago.
It's like dumping a girl because you think she is somewhat unstable to find years later she burned down a building (with fire) and then killed herself.

>> No.75715340
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>JotC dabs on pauper
>LGS cancels FaB release

>> No.75715352

>It's like dumping a girl because you think she is somewhat unstable to find years later she burned down a building (with fire) and then killed herself.
That sounds satisfying.

>> No.75715447

stop playing collectible card games. start playing real men's card games

>> No.75715464

why do content creators complain about wotc openly and still expect wotc to sponsor them?

>> No.75715492

cursed post

>> No.75715536

Yup. In my opinion, WOTC is doing everybody a favor by destroying the game sooner rather than later.

Maybe once it was a classy casino, and now it's a washed-out dump that only wants high-rollers. But it was always a casino. It was never your friend, and only ever saw you as a whale, and as somebody to exploit.

And even if your playing cube, or draft, or make proxy cards-The game still is just flawed on many basic design elements (mana screw, random bad matchups, not really thought out design). I don't think the game is worth the effort to fix, when you can just grab games built well from the ground up.

Games like 'Sorcery: The Convergence' already exist. If your playing cube, why not just grab some of those games that are built from the ground up to be like that? Since cube already requires a reliable set of people willing to play with you.

>> No.75715552

because they walk a fine line between shilling and just being a more influential consumer who also enjoys x game/product. either way if the product sucks dick it's harder for you to shill it

>> No.75715556

>start playing real men's card games
Hockey cards?

>> No.75715583

>mana screw
FoW fixed that. Turns out it was a bad move

>> No.75715593

How was it a bad move? Are you really implying the reason FoW isn't popular is because of the mana system?

>> No.75715608

whist and preferans and other trick-taking games; card-using board games in general like Dominion or it's many copies and successors

>> No.75715614

>mana screw
Ok timmy.

>> No.75715634

>mana screw
>omnath drops reliably on turn 3
Shoot yourself.

>> No.75715690

No, he's really implying that mana screw isn't a problem with MtG and that needing to build your deck accounting for the land you will need to cast your spells reliably is a fundamental part of what makes the game good.

>> No.75715695
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it was a bad move for the game balance since having a perfect mana source curve means you don't need to worry about backup plans for when you get stuck on two lands, because you'll never get stuck on two lands. and lack of backup plans means primary plans aren't as diluted, thus they get stronger, too strong to control, like Dredge in the first match.
the reason it's not popular is terrible powercreep on top of the "we fixed magic, guize! plz play out geim" general laziness

>> No.75715726

Ah, okay, clearly you're more knowledgeable on the topic of FoW than I am. Apologies if I came across in a negative way; was genuinely curious how fixing mana issues would be a problem for FoW.

>> No.75715744

Having less randomness in a MtG clone just means you are forced even harder into playing the absolute optimal way. Fewer decks are viable and matches become more similar

>> No.75715751

just ask the /acg/ thread abut it, they'll be more than willing to answer, most of them are /mmg/fugees from times of the first wave of FIRE

>> No.75715766

That's a good point, too. Really got me thinking about how a supposed "problem" with MtG is actually a source of fun gameplay.
I've been to /acg/ quite a few times but I always thought the general consensus over there about FoW was a positive one.

>> No.75715784

Friendly reminder that the lands/mana system is what makes magic, if you don't like it, you can leave.

>> No.75715786

I mean, you weren't wrong either. As you said, games can be designed without the "flaws" of magic. A game without mana screw needs to be designed with it in mind.
But just removing it from MtG is a detriment.

>> No.75715811
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>Jund no longer costs more than a game console.

>> No.75715912

I never was a big fan of "normal" cardgames. President and Nigger was kinda fun, but that was merely a pasttime.

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>> No.75715965

Why are you here?

>> No.75715984

>what's the deal?
you're probably looking at the wrong card anon

>> No.75715998
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Good news, the seller proposed to refund me entirely the order, he was very kind and understanding, a real fren!

>> No.75716007

>extended art doesn't have flavor text
Is there ANY REASON to get those garbage extends ? They're barely any bigger

>> No.75716028

>mana screw
sadly that invalidates your argment
You can be correct for the wrong reasons I guess

>> No.75716039

Good on the both of you.
I hope the seller didn't lose too much.

>> No.75716052

Rationality isn't really a feature of whales.
They wouldn't be spending hundreds on 2 cents sheets of cardboard otherwise.

>> No.75716057

feels good man, still sad for your cards

>> No.75716184
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About 20 bux. But we agreed i would spend all my refund on his store, that's the minimum i could do to help him, i'd feel bad if all the financial burden ended up on him. I even spent more than i initally wanted to thank him.

Yeah me too fren, what was truly shameful is the cards were truly in pristine condition before the accident. I'll try to iron them to see if i can flatten them a bit, hoping it wont melt the foiling lol,.. i'll keep you posted once it's done. And Fuck la poste.

>> No.75716192
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>is there a reason for rare, expensive printings to be in ever set?

>> No.75716327

>last tie to actively playing MtG were playing arena without spending money
>deleted it last saturday and haven't felt the urge to reinstall it since
>already sold every valuable card in my collection and binned the rest
if i can just bring myself to sell-out of my old MtG:O account i will be fully free but i'm starting to get cold feet. it feels weird to leave a hobby i put so much money and time in but the last two years of wotc's greed/shit balance and seven months of lockdown have led to me finding other hobbies and GAAS games to plow my spare time into, and i'm so very close to finally taking the last step.

i think i'm going to have a stiff drink or two and try do it tonight.

>> No.75716428

Well to be fair the responsability of the safe delivery is on him. But it's nice of him to offer that.

>> No.75716635

>greentext is now brown

What the hell is going on

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>> No.75716676

found the phone phag

>> No.75716714

God I am an idiot. Thanks
To my eternal shame, yes.

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>> No.75716742

of course he's fat

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>> No.75716785
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wait a second...

>> No.75716792

Oh shut up he looks nice.

>> No.75716802

he looks fat to me

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the more i read it and the more i recognise the callbacks the more i hate this card
the only fun part is cheating shit into play and having that shit kill the thing you're using to cheat it into play, but it's not even that fun.

a 1/4 is what we in the industry call "fat"

>> No.75716820

Fat men are fine because they're jolly and pleasant.

>> No.75716857

fat fingers typed this

>> No.75716866

>When you put a creatuee card onto the battlefield this way, it fights Hans Eriksson

Holy shit, a card that isn't all upside? In a tranny set?

>> No.75716913

They're reprinting Cum Witches with Seb McKinnon art

>> No.75716919

Remember back when they avoided eight lines of text on a card so it doesn't slow the game down when you play it?

>> No.75716954
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Ok then.
No more funny fat men from now on
Only obese tranny zoomers.

>> No.75716964

why are my only options fat?

>> No.75716970
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It's there to water down the rares, what were you thinking?
And to tickle the vorthos at the same time.

>> No.75716973

They raise pauper up just to shit on it with tier -10 delver. Even my most blind of friends have been shitting on this set nonstop. No amount of pandering to players matters anymore.

>> No.75716976

>enormous viking man
>1 attack
what, are him and saffi related?

>> No.75716982

Dawn won't allow skinny, so make your choice. Fat tranny or fat jolly old man.

>> No.75716986
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Seems pretty straightforward. It just requires a lot of text for technical reasons
>when it attacks, top card tapped and attacking if creature, then fights this dude

"Bonder Prodigy"? More like "Bondage Prodigy"!

>> No.75716990

With retarded shit like Kaalia existing in coomander this feel underpowered.

>> No.75717027

i choose option 3 and sell out of this fat game

>> No.75717064

If Hans wasn't fat he would be fast enough to outrun the creature chasing him.
Hence him fighting the thing.

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this is Supreme Exemplar now
feel old yet?

>> No.75717154
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yes, duh.

>> No.75717163

it was never implied they were related until now, retard

>> No.75717180

that's the joke, double retard

>> No.75717300
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Is this the tightest butt in magic?

>> No.75717430

Niggas say that buying x3 spirit charmers structure decks and a couple of singles is a legit competitive and viable deck, are they lying to get views on yt or are they real?

>> No.75717511

Looks loose to me.

>> No.75717818
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post cards with cool art

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>> No.75717967

>Shoot yourself.

I quit the game 8 years ago. And my point isn't about how 'I should always get to play my big fuck you stuff all the time!', its that no matter how well you structure your deck, you can just end up in a situation where all your lands and cheap stuff is at the bottom and expensive stuff is at the top.

My point is I play a game with a differently structured resource mechanic instead of a largely random chance.
Magic as it stands would not (and from what I hear) has not benefited.

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>> No.75717974

Ah yes, Iron ma- wait what?

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>> No.75718005

>I assume the LGS make people pay a fee to pay on their table
Stores actually do this? I'd never give a penny to a store that did that.

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>> No.75718061
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A classic

>> No.75718084
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I dare you to post something cooler.

>> No.75718124
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I really like the shadows on this one.
Compare with how disgustingly ugly the new art for it is.

>> No.75718242

Learn to play the goddamn game.

>> No.75718287
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>no matter how well you structure your deck, you can just end up in a situation where all your lands and cheap stuff is at the bottom and expensive stuff is at the top
Just no. If you arrived at that situation, it was entirely your fault, and you blamed it on luck rather than you.
First off, deckbuilding pays a huge part of ensuring that you'll draw stuff when you need it. Assuming you know how to deckbuild, the odds of you pulling multiple high-curve cards for your deck in a row when you don't need them are already slim
Second, this is what the mulligan is for. If you're not a dogshit player, you should be able to know what you can expect from your opener and subsequent draws and there is so much documentation on those that it falls squarely on you for ignoring it
Finally, Magic doesn't play "around" the land system, but rather alongside it. The myriad of trade-offs you can make in relation to ensuring you get what you need (draw, card selection, tutors, ramp, charm-like cards, utility lands, land/spell ratio, etc...) VS taking risks to take your opponent unprepared is what makes magic such a great game.
I'm not saying that luck doesn't matter at all in MtG, but the control of the odds for your deck are yours alone. When a pro and an newbie get a lucky draw, the newbie will thank chance, while the pro likely already had an idea of what he could play and what his options were before he drew

Tl;Dr >>75718242

>> No.75718351
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Monster jaws don't scare me anymore.

>> No.75718420

>Just no. If you arrived at that situation, it was entirely your fault, and you blamed it on luck rather than you.
'Low' Probability of an event occurring is not 'no' probability of an event occurring. But whatever, I just see it as a bad design element if the focus is on skilled gameplay.

And the odds of just drawing into a poor opener wasn't made me quit. It was the realization that I would never really get to play whichever deck I wanted to play because some new shiny toy would demand I play it. And with that like the end of 'Labyrinth' the 'allure' of powerful cards or more stuff to buy lost all power over me.

Years later I wanted to try out playing a deck with proxies (and chinastuff) but looked at the list of new releases and realized that so many of them were just 'X stuff that was expensive and you wanted before but +1 effect and -1 cost'.
So even with the opportunity to play the most busted decks ever for 'free' lost all interest to me.

>Learn to play the goddamn game.

I'm surprised you would tell that to a NEW player, let alone to somebody who quit before FIRE even began.

>> No.75718458

I could explain that shit even better and deeper with examples of cards, decks and alternative of cards that can slot in the same deck frame but i aint gonna type all that shit.
Just take a look at that guy that wanted to replace doom whisperer in the silumgar slot to have a huge beater and a finisher on curve that gives you more than what you pay.
There are cards so pushed, so much ramp, so much mana fixing getting pushed more and more with each set that if you seriously complain about "mana screw" you're literally and unironically a timmy babby that cries when his craw wurm gets countered.

Wotc if you're reading: no, i'm not saying that you have to turn this game into yugioh, assuming your crap game designers know what makes yugioh a bad game.
Keep printing more je ne sais quoi cards, so you can kill this game even quicker.
And reprint fetchlands in $4 booster packs.

>> No.75718469
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the similarities really are uncanny

>> No.75718476

>I'm surprised you would tell that to a NEW player, let alone to somebody who quit before FIRE even began.
Why would you be surprised? Just how new are you? Learn to play the goddamn game, faggot.

Also, unironically learn to statistics and probability. The equation to focus on is for a mathematical "Combination" (not permutation!)

nCr = n! / ((n - r)!r!)

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>> No.75718500

Hey, no one cares that you know a formula. I'm prelaw but you don't see me quizzing random people on the Bill of Rights.

>> No.75718506

>Also, unironically learn to statistics and probability.
Said the man playing 'lottery tickets-the game!'.

But whatever makes you happy.

>> No.75718507

Oh no it's the prelaw fag again

>> No.75718511

>I'm prelaw
how many times have you posted this in these threads?

>> No.75718623

I am the law

>> No.75718696

The formula literally applies directly to the probabilities in the game. Anyone who wants to get better at the game would do well to have a deeper understanding of the actual numbers.

But I quit months ago, silly.

>> No.75718859

I mean, its obviously a meme by now

Damn, that is great

>> No.75718972

>I'm prelaw
kek, it's the autist again

>> No.75719022

>you don't see me quizzing random people on the Bill of Rights.
Desu, that should really be a thing IRL. Perhaps if people were better educated they'd at least have a chance at making wise life decisions.

>> No.75719034
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>Damn, that is great
They even disregarded the updated art and went back to the original in X.

>> No.75719092
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So i'm right when i say that every autist, troll or retard here is just a single sperg replying to everybody attempting to pathetically defend his retarded points and/or pretending to be multiple people.
I've heard of pissbabies complaining about the mana system and i btfo'd them several times, but now i'm even more inclined to suspect that it's the same autist every time.

>> No.75719094

Ahhh, I KNEW I knew that card with different artwork, but then thought I'd confused it with desecrate (at least thats what I think its called in english)
Masques version isn't bad either, but this one really is good

>> No.75719120

>we're all one person

>> No.75719157

None of the art is bad by any means, but the original portal art is just much more striking.
There is a reason I can recall it vividly despite not having touched one in 13 years.

>> No.75719160

The sad thing about you retards is that you're like cockroaches, you get easily crushed when only a few, but when 10k cockroaches start climbing on you there's little you can do.
Learn your place, worm.

>> No.75719205

>he doesn't realize he's just another roach under the fridge with is
Gonna get squished if you're not careful

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You might squish a few drones but you will never defeat the hive

>> No.75719406

>But I quit months ago, silly.

So nobody here is trying to convince the other to play the game.

One just has a preference for more reliable resource management mechanics (not for MTG, separate games altogether) and the other doesn't.

>> No.75719423

Roaches don't have hives, silly.
Unless you are talking about a certain nationality.

>> No.75719506

>We are all one person
>Huuh roaches
>No dude hive minds
>Uuuugh race
why do they live in your head and don't even pay rent?

>> No.75719530

Why are you shitting on prelaws? We work our asses off while you dumb neets sit at home and eat unhealthy food. You wish you could be as primed for success as prelaws, who are basically real lawyers anyway.

>> No.75719548

i became a NEET so you could have the job i would have taken up. show some appreciation

>> No.75719554
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just wanted to thank the anon who suggested Rotting Regisaur for my budget Legacy Mono Black Reanimator
being a 3 turn clock can be really good against certain matchups and people 100% don't expect having to deal with a 7/6 for 3 from a Reanimator deck

>> No.75719591

I’m gonna Crystal Shard the fuck out of this

>> No.75719675

found the tumblr soi

>> No.75719683

Then if we are all cockroaches and part of the same group why are you attacking me?
Just because i made you realize that you're a faggot?
Lawyers are just kike slaves and should all be killed by hitting them with a whip until they stop moving, fuck you.
You serve no purpose besides defending their corrupt interests, you're basically a meatshield for them that just happens to be bribed.

>> No.75719735

Absolute bullshitting you. Monarchs (on the line of viable), Dinos (currently top tier and arguably the best deck in the meta, however your staples are VERY expensive nowadays) and Salamangreats (fell off fucking hard, barely viable) are the 3x of a structure and some staples. Charmer's big draw is the cheapo copies of Dark Ruler No More (AND EVENLY IF KONAMI DIDN'T WANNA JEW OUT) and shorting the uniques to the charmer otaku.

Just so you know, most yugitubers are full of shit. Besides, there's no locals unless you live in a based state.

>> No.75719747

I wasn't even aware that it was tumblr lingo, did i touched a nerve faggot?

>> No.75719774

>Then if we are all cockroaches and part of the same group why are you attacking me?
Silly anon, the only other things I've posted were about mathematical combinations, which is not difficult to learn and very handy for literally every card game.
Everyone here really is one person in your head, I guess. That should concern you.

>> No.75719777
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What's the point of /mmg/ when 95% of all posts are either bait or outright shitposts and the remaining 5% of posts gets ignored?

>> No.75719796

>those digits
>that post

>> No.75719803

/mmg/ is no longer about magic (may it RIP), it's about the familia
and sometimes the familia doesn't get along

>> No.75719804

Are you a jew or a woman?

>> No.75719840
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We are beaten dogs who can't ignore the bait.
I'm just here for the memes.

>> No.75719854

Surprisingly based

>> No.75719866

I also believe that, he complains in the exact same way every time as well

>> No.75719870

Nice and PC, bro.

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>> No.75719895

>hey this is seth prooooooooooooooooobably known as saffron olive and today i'm going to smell this flower

>> No.75719916

-people who brag about it like it means anything are always retarded

>> No.75719947

they made saffi look unattractive

>> No.75719970

How nu are you?

>> No.75719984

you can't really make a pretty face when you are scared shitless and about to die

>> No.75719986
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>have you ever been killed by a turd with teeth?
>have you ever lost your companion through rifts in time?
>then I have the card for you

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What deck are you working on /memeg/?

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93/94 pic related

>> No.75720122

>Sniffing so hard you can't hear
A true bon vivant

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I'm considering transitioning my Spirits deck to EDH. What do I need besides HRT?

>> No.75720165

a ninja deck in FAB, just gotta wait for them to actually reprint the fuck cards

>> No.75720166

I'm trying combo heavy spell matters style with minimal amount of creatures
Lands and twiddle storm have a surprising amount of interconnections

>> No.75720173

A fuckload of money.
But since you play mtg this isn't news to you.

>> No.75720218

All the fab coomanders look like trash.
While the game looks fun, there is no "I gotta play with this one!" Feeling to be had.

>> No.75720233

Play pauper EDH

>> No.75720247

>Cheap card for a cheap deck in a cheap format got cheaper

>> No.75720261

Nearly all the fun Spirits are rares or uncommon.

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I made more memes for /mmg/ since it's the weekend.

>> No.75720305

>card that wasn't printed since 1996 got a refill in supply
Even if the price is low it can be hard get a hold of a certain card simply because there aren't enough going around.
But you probably struggle with middle school math anyway so...

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>> No.75720326

4 days until biden wins, chud.

>> No.75720338

Well, you can just pick for aesthetics, I was going to make a ninja and a runeblade deck.

>> No.75720344

Don't care still not voting Trump or Biden because I am not American.

>> No.75720365

sorry but /mgg/ official endorsed jo jorgensen

>> No.75720377

>But you probably struggle with middle school math anyway so...
It's just not a very interesting reprint unless you hate Foglio.

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Feels great to not be american and still have your pee pee intact.

>> No.75720410

nothing, at the moment I'm scared shitless at how my pure snow is going to look like once Kaldheim rolls around
The best I can hope for is for a couple lands to make the cut, but I just know they'll all gods be snow permanents.
I'm ready to beg wotc to now print any snow planeswalkers, I think there wouldn't be any coming back from that

>> No.75720415

>Well, you can just pick for aesthetics
That's my problem. They are all incredibly generic.

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I DO hate foglio, how did you know?

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Who the fuck is that?
Stop derailing the thread with politics please.

>> No.75720439

Fair enough, the art does need work to give it a special feeling.

>> No.75720446

*that all the gods will be, jesus christ I need more sleep

>> No.75720467

The only plus is that I could possible convice less autistic buddies to play it. Other /acg/ with anime artsyles are like cryptonite.

>> No.75720504

I'll have you know that this thread endorses Jeb!

>> No.75720554

Working on foiling out my old DBZ deck.

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>> No.75720571

>hope you dont run walkers
ya, i hear you, i'm a little unsure about them. what i do like about them is that i like that they are weaker against aggro than they are in big deck mirrors, which means that there is a cost to putting all card advantage in your deck with walkers, and thats that you can get run over by aggro. this incentivizes you to respect aggro with cheap board presence cards in your big decks like Sylvan Advocate, Pia Nalaar, Cloudkin Seer, etc

>> No.75720587

pls no bully

>> No.75720635

How many of these shitty abandoned mechanics has WotC done over the years? Like, stuff that they obviously intended to catch on but just never did.

>> No.75720753

Subtle. Not bad, anon.

>> No.75720773

I don't think energy was ever intended to be an evergreen mechanic

>> No.75720783

>make a mechanic that is problematic to balance, parasitic, and very impractical to interact with
>breaks Standard so hard a bunch of random energy cards had to get canned to nerf Energy decks
>mechanic sees no eternal format play thankfully due to how parasitic it is

Imagine if Energy got the FIRE treatment.

>> No.75720800

>basic lands that can tap for energy instead of mana

>> No.75720932

>I'm considering transitioning
the jokes write themselves

>> No.75720954

Can someone post the new thread when this one reach bump limit?
With pic related: >>75711224

>> No.75720990

What if there was a walker that had a -7 that gives you an enblem that both makes your mana pool not empty at all and allows you to spend mana as if it was any color? It would be real crazy if that walker was costed at 2BG and had a +1 that taps or untaps a land, and even crazier if that walker was a strong black woman.
It really would be a giant, stupid coincidence if such a walker was printed in the upcoming D&D set, it would almost make you suspect a wizards employee who wants that card for his ramp EDH deck of sneaking it in there and nobody really caring to stop him.
Thankfully that would never happen, nobody would let such a walker ever be printed as it would ruin all formats forever and violate the "no bans before sales target is reached" policy a certain company that is rather unlikely to be referred to as JotC by people on the internet could potentially, hypothetically have instated. Not that such a company actually exists, i'm just spitballing stupid ideas here and would also like to make it clear that the mentioned card is nothing that exists for certain, as i just recently got that idea on my own absolutely independent from people working at companies that produce card games.

>> No.75721016

I uhh don't know what to say besides that I'm glad WotC is currently not allowing in-store play so that I literally cannot go to FNM and experience the current state of FIRE.

>> No.75721018

See, unless it starts at like 6 or 7 i don't see how that'll be an issue in any constructed format besides >commander

>> No.75721099

What if your wife orbits my dick?

>> No.75721134

Sorry for that, I had just read the first line of your post and thought it was just custom card autism

>> No.75721151

based cancerleaker

>> No.75721209

How is that card supposed to be a problem except for >>75721018

>> No.75721211

>employee gets literal terminal cancer right as company gets metaphorical terminal cancer
it's like poetry, it rhymes

>> No.75721273

I assure you that it is custom card autism, WotC is a professional company after all, they would never print a card that violates the spirit of the game this blatantly. Again, i absolutely do not work at a company involved in the production of card games and came up with the walker, which i think would go really well with a starting loyalty of four, completely on my own. Seeing how such a walker would warp the game around itself, i think the set it is in should contain two very cheap proliferate cards printed at rare so people don't have it removed before they get to have fun with it.

>> No.75721461

New thread >>75721447

>> No.75721476

>posted the wrong image
>posted the new thread 42 posts early
you're out of the familia

>> No.75721506

I mean, unless the walker can ult easily I don't see how that's a problem, even if I hate walkers that untap lands
I would have probably be concerned a year ago, but my standards for Wotc fucking up have been upped with every single mistake, and I stopped counting after 50 this year

>> No.75721596

thank god i only play cube.

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you're welcome fren

>> No.75722073

blessed post

>> No.75722851

only went a few times when I actually played paper but nearly everyone vaped inside, gave me an awful headache

>> No.75723620

it should be uncounterable, have hexproof,indestructible and draw me a card on cast

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Wait. This is actually real? What's Maro's email, I need to send him my Batman card. I think it's got a better than 50% chance to get printed.

>> No.75723772

Fucking PS5 prices are ridiculous, right?

>> No.75723922

support your local gaLGSme store

>> No.75724387

I have 3 cubes. First is fuckhuge and has cards from everywhere, but no planeswalker because I decided the only counters would be +1/+1 counters which meant loyalty counters were a big no-no in it.

Second cube is mostly cards with drawbacks and banding creatures because it's hard to find drawback cards in white. It is incredibly challenging to draft and is also fuckhuge. I think the only planeswalker in it is Tibalt from Avacyn Restored. Decks built with it are often dysfunctional and kill themselves almost as fast as they kill the opponent.

After than I made a cube meeant to simualte magic when I was in high school, mostly cards from kamigawa, ravnica, and time spiral block. It's a lot of fun.

Then I made one all about Energy from Kaladesh block, which is also fun because I kept energy but left out all the dumb shit like Saheeli and that infinte cat. And no Eldrazis or gearhulks either, you;re going to use Aetheraquall ancient and like it! It is a cube with few immediate threats and lots of removal, so games are a bit slow.

>> No.75724403

Shit I meant to say 4 cubes. My finger slipped. Sorry

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