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75144329 No.75144329 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Fuck magic

>friendly, daily and threadly reminder that wotc is de facto printing an illegal cryptocurrency where prices are kept artificially inflated due to artificial scarcity and insider trading that gets distributed through lottery tickets and lootboxes and that they spend, all costs included, 2 cents per card to print them

>> No.75144371

threadly reminder that OP is retarded and doesn't know what a cryptocurrency is

>> No.75144376

>>75144329
based
>>75144371
based

>> No.75144384

I wanted to ask if I should pick up any cheap cards from Zendikuk and 2XM but after this Walking Dead fiasco I am just disgusted.

>> No.75144406

obligatory reminder that there are people who are in these threads who think Ikoria was a good draft format.

>> No.75144408

>>75144371

not op but you're the retard. it is obviously a fucking simile.

>> No.75144410
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75144410

Reject secret lairs
Return to proxies

https://mega.nz/folder/DWBRwIpK#CLilq5z0hPY6iDfgsCu3sQ
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>> No.75144420

CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES if anyone still cares:
>Current metas, complete with deck lists
https://www.mtgtop8.com/
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/
>Build and share decks
https://deckstats.net/
http://tappedout.net/

CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share cubes
https://www.cubetutor.com/
https://cubecobra.com/landing

CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
https://gatherer.wizards.com/
https://scryfall.com/
https://mtg.wtf/
>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://www.makeplayingcards.com
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

BT: https://mega.nz/folder/DWBRwIpK#CLilq5z0hPY6iDfgsCu3sQ

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>>75144420
>if anyone still cares:
>tfw we don't anymore

>> No.75144448

>>75144420
I've always wanted some alters. Can I just make a card in MTGCardsmith or something and paste it into MPC or what?

>> No.75144462

>>75144448
use Magic Set Editor with the right fonts, the templating with that program is much better than Cardsmith.

>> No.75144463

Reminder that Wizards virtue signals to poor minorities, but charges for $15 and $96 booster packs for cardboard, aside from $50 books (3 of which is required)

>> No.75144474

>>75144408
the defining feature of most cryptocurrencies is that they have no centralized issuing authority. the simile fucking blows.

>> No.75144480

Modern is literally the one last thing still decent about this game and you morons can't still shut the fuck up. I'm astonished.

>> No.75144484
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75144484

Remember when they used to put full-length novels in fat packs, and the novels were actually pretty decent pulp fantasy stuff?

>> No.75144486

>>75144410
Hero of the people, keep it up!

>> No.75144500

>>75144448
>MTGCardsmith
First off, ew. Use Magic Set Editor, Artifice, or literally any other online card generator. Second off, read the pastebin.

>> No.75144502

>>75144408
>a fucking simile.
>>75144474
>the simile fucking blows.

it's a metaphor, mates, not a simile

>> No.75144504

>>75144484
Remember when fat packs were called fat packs?

>> No.75144515

>>75144480
sure, modern is the last meta that's even a little bit diverse, but the shitbrewers in this thread are salty that value piles rape everything even mildly rogue and are now butthurt for life

>> No.75144518

I’m seeing a lot of people who want “out” of magic because of pricing, so I’ll share this info that I’ve been using for EDH and cube players since I’ve been doing it for years. Hopefully it’s helpful.
How to proxy your magic cards:
Grab pics from scryfall, arrange in pdf for print. Make sure your card measurements are right; 2.5x3.5in.
Take to any print shop on a usb/thumb drive and print on 80lb or 100lb gloss card stock.
A card + any sleeve is 0.1 grams. 80lb cut out proxy card + perfectfit + any sleeve is 0.097 grams. 100lb cut out proxy card + perfectfit + any sleeve is 0.127 grams. Negligible differences while holding them.
9 cards per page at 1.60 per page (FedEx) means that printing your own EDH deck is about 15 dollars after tax.
Amazon sells bulk perfect fits 1000 sleeves for 25 dollars and 600 matte ultrapro for about 40 dollars.
I’ve printed multiple cubes for under 200 dollars with whatever alt arts I wanted to. People often unsleeve my cards to confirm they are proxies. It works, people play and you can actually play cube drafts with strangers since you don’t need to keep a close eye on your cards.
Print out your basics for extra same-feel cubes and EDH.
If you do go with FedEx (I’ve never had problems with any outside of Seattle), “WES201” coupon code makes any 30+ dollar print job cost 10% off.
Sometimes the white edges are visible after cutting cards if you’re using a bad scissors or if the cutter at the print shop is dull. You can just drag a sharpie along the sides of any of these cards to give your proxies a clean black edge.

>> No.75144521

>>75144410
Bigger boobs doesn't make Samut better looking, in fact I'd argue it does the opposite

>> No.75144522

>>75144474
Is crypto-currency or quasi-currency more to your liking, Anon?

>> No.75144533

>>75144474

I think you might have just invented a new logical fallacy but I'm not sure. Oversimplification by way of framing?

>> No.75144542

>>75144502
the simile is a metaphor for a metaphor

>> No.75144543
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>>75144504

>> No.75144555
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75144555

what's your favorite card that will never see play?

>> No.75144563

>>75144555
that card actually saw play in the hogarth meta

>> No.75144568

>>75144542
oh, nice, ok, I understand this. Thanks for clarifying.

>> No.75144572

>>75144406
There are people who think modern isn't complete shit. Never underestimate how retarded people here can be

>> No.75144587

>>75144410
>that Hazoret
I'm not a furry but

>> No.75144589
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>>75144555

>> No.75144591

>>75144555
Colorshift this and make it only cost W.

>> No.75144596
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>>75144555
Nobody respects how horrible this card is until they have to play with it on the table. I love it.

>> No.75144602

>>75144533
oh come on, it's not just one thing, it doesn't satisfy literally *any* of the requirements to be a cryptocurrency.

>any form of currency that only exists digitally, that usually has no central issuing or regulating authority but instead uses a decentralized system to record transactions and manage the issuance of new units, and that relies on cryptography to prevent counterfeiting and fraudulent transactions
no, no, no, and no. literally zero for four. there's no conceivable "framing" that can fix this.

>> No.75144605

>>75144515
>value piles rape everything even mildly rogue
As it should rightfully be. I love casual Modern myself but if people can't compete with shitbrew #24312 at a FNM level then the problem is theirs, not of Modern: I literally won a FNM three weeks ago with a Pili-Pala combo deck who run only ONE 2019 card, FoN, and no 2020 cards.

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>>75144555

>> No.75144627

>>75144596
this card looks like people would play it in EDH stax

does it just not do enough?

>> No.75144632

>>75144596
I don't understand it

>> No.75144641

>>75144605
>I literally won a FNM three weeks ago with a Pili-Pala combo deck who run only ONE 2019 card, FoN, and no 2020 cards.
how the fuck do you people have locals where you don't face top meta all the time?

>> No.75144649

>>75144589
What a cutie, I would let her suck me

>> No.75144651

>>75144627
>does it just not do enough?
It does a ton, actually, I run it all the time. People just don't seem to notice it, or think it is powerful, until it is on the battlefield.

>> No.75144663

>>75144632
It makes it so the only time you can play a card is the turn you draw it.

>> No.75144665

>>75144627
>EDH
>stax
violates the social contract

>> No.75144667

>>75144618
This did see play, just not in modern. It's a colorless wincon with "your opponents can't draw more than one card each turn" effects and other stax nonsense.

>> No.75144670

>>75144663
ooooh okay
that makes sense

>> No.75144671

>>75144641
any combo deck that's not completely horrible can scrape up a 4-0 at an FNM just by getting decent matchups

>> No.75144677

>>75144641
I actually did face a Uro Pile and won 2-1. I basically stole the first game because the guy didn't know what the fuck was going on, he raped me in game 2 and then in game 3 I won a counter war with freaking Dispel and then combo'd off.

>> No.75144691

>>75144602

disprove that you are living in a simulation and get back to me

>> No.75144717

>>75144691
no non-evil simulator would bother inflicting your pointless shitposts on me and no evil simulator would bother with such petty malice

therefore, unfortunately, you're probably real

>> No.75144726

>>75144410
Based and boobypilled.

>> No.75144728

>>75144667

sounds cool. I wasn't around for that. once upon a time I tried to brew it into a real nonlinear combo deck and got kinda close. totally obviated by the contemporary engines ofc but at the time it seemed cool.

>> No.75144740

>>75144587
It does se like there's a certain "furry quotient" where people don't mind if the character is hot/well-oiled/nostalgic enough. See Lola Bunny/Thundercats/Krystal from Star Fox.

>> No.75144741

>>75144641
I live in rural iowa
when i go to my lgs its usually teens playing kitchen table decks
not that mine are super fine tuned either, pubstomping isn't as fun as it sounds

>> No.75144765

>>75144717

made me laugh hard enough to cry but mostly because you're being set up for the big fall

>> No.75144780

>>75144765
fugg

>> No.75145030
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>The only reason they didn't ban more than just Uro is because they are hoping to hold out until the end of the year without breaking the all-time record for cards banned in Standard within one year

>> No.75145064

>>75145030
Standard won't last another month without more bans, it's simply not possible.

>> No.75145082

So since 4 color Omnath destroyed Standard, 5 color Omnath, whenever that comes out, will destroy the game

>> No.75145105

>>75145064
It's pretty obvious by this point that they don't care very much what formats live as long they can keep unloading EDH precons and secret lairs.

>> No.75145125

>>75145082
Hopefully.

>> No.75145138

>>75144410
BASED, BASED, BASED!
>>75144521
Objectively wrong.

>> No.75145151

>>75145105
you don't understand anon
this is yet another oko situation (for standard, omnath is obviously not as good as oko in other formats)
4c omnath WILL be 99% of the competitive meta until something meaningful gets banned

the deck is unironically the most vile and disgusting thing I've seen, it's like a mini-EDH deck in the middle of standard

>> No.75145156

>>75144589
I love her for my EDH deck. Anything that gives extra combat turns, like Aurelia, makes her go from a 1/1 to a game ender in no time at all.

>> No.75145161
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>>75145105
You can kill EDH by playing Thassa's Oracle and Demonic Consultation, do your part.

>> No.75145171

>>75145138
Based? Based on what?

>> No.75145190

>>75145161
You can't kill EDH by sitting down and playing it. You just get told to change decks or kicked out from a group if you play shit people dislike

>> No.75145226

>>75144410
Is there a reason for booby edits over actual R34, besides this being a blue board? I'm out of the loop, just wondering if Wizards is cracking down on naughty fanart before I pick up my pencil...

>> No.75145243

>>75145226
>Is there a reason for booby edits over actual R34, besides this being a blue board?
It's part of the culture, anon.

>> No.75145249

>>75145161
>>75145190
The trick is to skirt the line and be just obnoxious enough not to get excluded.
>>75145171
Based on 200 years of systemic oppression.

>> No.75145252

>>75145151
Is it that bad, really?

>> No.75145258

>>75144406
>did ikoria draft because i get hooked on drafting after amonkhet remastered.
>realize why i didnt like to draft before was because the sets were shit and imbalanced.
Any good draft environments from 2015-2020 I missed with decent ev?

>> No.75145272

>>75145082
Destroying Standard is nothing. That happens every couple of months. Destroying Modern and Legacy is the real test.

>> No.75145274

>>75145226
Why is softcore porn still a thing?
Partial nudity has a certain jes nes se quois.

>> No.75145290

>>75145258
>Any good draft environments from 2015-2020 I missed
Khans of-

>with decent ev?
kek, nope

>> No.75145291

Anyone else here laughing at Standard? They banned Uro and the format is still being assfucked by 4c Omnath.

>> No.75145313

>>75145291
Everyone knew this would happen.

>> No.75145319

>>75145291
I'm laughing at WOTC's total incompetency and greed, not the players that just wanna have a good time and keep getting hit with tier 0 decks

>> No.75145329

>>75145291
it's harder to laugh at standard when all the other formats are also in ruins

it's not like the depravity required to keep standard ruined ever gets confined to ruining standard

>> No.75145348

Anyone else here laughing at Magic? They changed companion and the formats are still being assfucked by Wizard's design team.

>> No.75145354

>>75145319
>WOTC's total incompetency
It's malice, in case you hadn't noticed. The goofball can't do anything right show is to dodge lawsuits.

>> No.75145367

>>75145329
Yeah we still have to deal with Uro.

>> No.75145368

>>75145252
Yes

>> No.75145375

>>75145291
I've been laughing at standard since I found out it existed. Rotating formats are in and of themselves a joke.

>> No.75145398

>Urocoin tanks about half in a day
lmao at "investors"

>> No.75145407

>>75145398
Great, maybe I will buy some.

>> No.75145414

>>75145252
yes anon, I wish I was wrong

>>75145291
I thought I could only feel iindifference about it since I've long jumped ship into Historic and Modern/Pauper/Pioneer on Magic Online but they still managed to make me feel disappointed
their greed knows no fucking limits

>> No.75145445

Holy shit look at r/magicTCG that place is usually pure onions but even they are seethimg

>> No.75145469

>>75145226
It's unironically for nuanced reasons, but ultimately boils down to "grok like titty."

>> No.75145482

>>75145226
WotC would probably be pretty psyched that somebody is likes their characters enough to create OC. There's literally none.

>> No.75145491

>>75145445
>even mouthbreathing normies rising up against WotC
Soon

>> No.75145509

>>75145445
>look at r/magicTCG
I shan't

>> No.75145546

>>75145509
It is worth it this one time

>> No.75145568
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>>75145274
I understand u my nigro
>>75145482
SFW stuff yeah, but they shut down a guy for drawing suggestive, humorous stuff of Liliana a while back. Dummy shouldn't have made it traceable to his real name, but still...

>> No.75145601

>>75145568
thalia nooo

>> No.75145611

>>75145568
>shut down a guy
Who?

>> No.75145690

>>75145190
>get told to change decks or kicked out from a group if you play shit people dislike
Not if you play randoms at an lgs :^)

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>>75145482
This has kinda baffled me for a while. For as long as the game's been around, you'd think there oughtta be way more OC and by that I mostly mean porn. There's some there, but not the 26 years' worth that you'd expect from the massive gaming institution that is (about to be "was") Magic.

>> No.75145699
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75145699

>still playing games with my waifu
>still winning most of them
Believe in the heart of the cards.

>> No.75145721

>>75145694
Because literally nobody fucking cares about this game. The character are all dogshit, so why make porn of any of them when you could just be making furry porn on commission?

>> No.75145738

>>75145694
The girls in Magic are rarely interesting
Chandra is supposed to be the main female face of Magic and she literally looks like some NPC

>> No.75145749

>>75145291
Uro was just greasing the wheels. The engine of the deck is Omnath, Lotus Cobra, and Genesis Ultimatum. I'm surprised they didn't ban the ultimatum since it's otherwise largely unplayed.

>> No.75145771

>>75145749
They will

>> No.75145822
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>>75145749
You can't just ban Omnath, we don't have enough boosters sold- I mean data that it's the problem yet.

>> No.75145825

magic ded yet?

>> No.75145842

>>75145190
>You can't kill EDH by sitting down and playing it.
You absolutely can. You make the experience for the other three players so miserable that they give up and stop playing forever. And then you move on to the next pod.

>> No.75145851

>>75145842
That doesn't work, they just stop wanting to play with YOU

>> No.75145874

>>75145354
This guy knows.

>> No.75145877

>>75145851
I take the weakest from each pod and tempt and corrupt them with my dark powers so they keep shitting it up when I am gone

>> No.75145904

>>75145877
Yeah right, Mr. Supervillain. Most people on this Underwater Basketweaving forum are too autistic to talk to people let alone "corrupt" them

>> No.75145924

>>75145904
Its funny because you, an EDH tranny, are too autistic to get obvious humor

>> No.75145939

>>75145694
Avacyn has a respectable number of images for a character with figuratively no personality. A really good set of fanart comics with Sorin as her dad too. I think the problem is that nobody cares about the Gatewatch. They were literal nobodies for nearly five years until getting lame backstories and now they're somehow worse.

>> No.75145971

>>75145611
PolishTamales, guy that drew >>75145699

>> No.75145974

>>75145771
Well yeah, eventually. But they're gonna durdle for another couple weeks/months while the format burns a little more. I wonder if they have some internal model for how long they can let Standard go to shit before it starts to hurt sales worse than the bannings would.

>> No.75146000

>>75145190
>if you play shit people dislike
isnt that just about everything in edh?

>> No.75146002

>>75145877
>corruption
That's hot

>> No.75146009

>>75145971
I liked PolishTamales. Pretty sure she was anti SJW. Don't know if that changed. I think the SJW crowd was making threats against her at one time too.

>> No.75146012
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>>75145290
khans is unironically the best tho

>> No.75146014

>>75145974
The game is basically dead now. It is shit to play in all formats. People say it is due to COVID but no one wants to play this trash. It's cope

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>>75146012
>The two sets with EV below 6
>SOI and Furryland

>> No.75146035

>>75146009
It's a he, and he straddles the line between based and cringe. P sure you can google the drama still, he posted the case and desist letter on his tumblr back in the day

>> No.75146047

>>75146034
>ignoring FRF and non-highroll BFZ

>> No.75146059

>>75146047
>looks at FRF
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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>>75146009

>> No.75146072

I looked up PolishTamales and his Twitter is him shitting on WotC on Sept. 1 so he probably died of rage by now

>> No.75146086

>>75146059
name one playable card from that set besides ugin

>> No.75146112
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>>75146086
It's mythic rare though

>> No.75146115

>>75146086
Monastery Mentor.
Temur Battle Rage

>> No.75146126

>>75146115
>>75146112
is mentor even played in anything besides vintage?

>> No.75146131

>>75146126
EDH

>> No.75146136

>>75146126
EDH

>> No.75146146

>>75146126
goes great in my edh deck :)

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>>75145694
At the apex of its popularity the community suffered an influx of feminists and male enablers who are very much against any sort of sexy women (because they are fat and ugly themselves)

Just imagine what could have been, if we got the same kind of artists and coomers as Overwatch...

>> No.75146149

>>75146131
>>75146136
>>75146146
EDH isn't a real format
this is coming from someone who was largely brought into magic playing edh

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>>75146147
there's definitely good stuff out there
sauce is mikiron

>> No.75146178

>>75146147
There are not even hot chicks in Magic. Liliana and Chandra look like literally whos in cosplay.

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>>75144596
Could be cool in a rack deck or even a prison build

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>>75146178
hey now, vraska is pretty hot

>> No.75146232

>>75146000
No just mld, counters, combo, stax, mill, removal, attacking, interaction and trying to win

>> No.75146248

It's true that the girls in Magic aren't visually interesting.
Fanart comes from something being either extremely popular, or visually interesting. Magic girls are neither.

>> No.75146259

>>75146171
Reminder that Liliana canonically pleases elder demons for immortality

>> No.75146269

>>75146178
>he thinks Kor girls aren't hot
ban urself from the format of life

>> No.75146280

>>75146201
hahah Vraska has cake icing all over her face
haha

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https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/zendikar-rising-vision-design-handoff-document-2020-09-28
>It was 100% my intent for Allies to be a part of Zendikar Rising. I know from both our market research and my interaction with players that Allies are a fan favorite of the world.

>> No.75146287

>>75146269
I hate kor solely because their entire race has fades

>> No.75146299
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>>75146285
>people love Allies!
>fucking Allies

>> No.75146311

Dumb question about priority, do both players have to pass priority once the stack is empty? If someone cracks a fetch in my endstep can I hit them with a free archive trap?

>> No.75146344

>>75146285
>Party Threshold Spells
>These are spells that have a boosted effect if you have two or more party members on the battlefield. These mostly show up at uncommon
> Set Design decided that the only threshold they wanted to use was a full party (see below).
So Set Design intentionally made the party mechanic dogshit?

>> No.75146360

>>75146344
The real FIRE party cards will be coming next year, enjoy your creature that nets you X mana in any combination where X is the number of party members you control whenever a party creature enters the battlefield.

>> No.75146367
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>>75146285
>Allies are a fan favorite of the world
Will maroberg ever be able to write a single sentence not containing blatant lies?

>> No.75146376

>>75146285
>Uncommon
>Land (ETBT)/Creature (Anti-color creatures with "hexproof from <color>.")
I have mixed feelings about this being cut

>> No.75146405

can someone explain to me the appeal of commander and why they keep pushing it so hard?

>> No.75146420

>>75146405
there is no appeal
commander is basically a boardgame for trannies who are too stupid and sensitive to play real magic
they push it because edh trannoids spend infinite amounts of their parents' money to pimp out their decks so they can flex on other mentally ill individuals
I'm not kidding 90% of commander players are mentally ill

>> No.75146431
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fuck these rl spikes so much..

>> No.75146464

>>75146405
>can someone explain to me the appeal of commander
Its """non-competitive""" so you don't have to feel bad about being bad
>and why they keep pushing it so hard?
It's the biggest format behind "whats a format?" kitchen table magic

>> No.75146469

>>75146405
1. You get to pick a favourite legendary creature and show it off
2. You get to build a deck that isn't the same as everyone else's
3. You get to use the entire card pool
4. You get to see all kinds of weird and wonderful shit
5. There's no real pressure to build an expensive "competitive" deck

>> No.75146472

>>75146431
once the generation that grew up with MTG starts dying off and their heirs start liquidating their stuff, the prices will hit basically zero.

>> No.75146512

>>75146469
2 hasn't been true since like 2016

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>>75146285
>only one card in the entire set gives a fuck about allies
>isn't an ally itself

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>>75146469
>2. You get to build a deck that isn't the same as everyone else's

>> No.75146547

>>75146512
>>75146534
Yeah recently things have gotten kinda retarded. The EDH bombs in new sets stick out like a sore thumb.

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>>75146469
like half of the commanders at my lgs were either kenrith or golos

>> No.75146607

>>75146573
>like half of the commanders at my lgs were either kenrith or golos
5c piles used to have no good options for commander (Chromat 'n' Atogatog 'n' shit), but since WotC wants to pander they started printing obviously busted 5c legends to tank the format.

Before this trend, every deck was one of the 4c legends or Partner combos. Basically, the coomander that stretches into the most colors will see the most play. Color identity is a point of the format because it keeps degenerate goodstuff in check, printing 5c goodstuff legends defeats the entire purpose of the format.

>> No.75146616

>>75146149
EDH play drove almost every card in the current RL buyouts. They whale the most on "bling" versions of cards. Real format or not they're major market affectors

>> No.75146654

>>75146285
What marketing research?

>> No.75146658

>>75146573
Alice is cute

>> No.75146664

>>75146512
>>75146534
>>75146547
>>75146573
>they haven’t built Shauku, Tsabo, or Lord of tresserhorn edh
Lmaoing at your life

>> No.75146670

>>75145971
I hope someone saved her stuff.

>> No.75146675

>>75146311
Yes.
You pass back and forth before a phase ends.

>> No.75146718
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About 12 years to late, but Reddit is finally getting there boys. I've been doomsaying and calling Wizards out since the OG five walkers and mythic rarity's inception.
They ignored me, they laughed at me, then they attacked me, and here I am today.
being right

How long have you been on the doom train, /mmg/? Have you been as jaded as me for as long as I have, or did y'all just get your tickets like Reddit?

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>>75146664
I built Tibor and Lumia and made a Feather zoomer cry bitch tears.

>> No.75146741

>>75146654
wotc pays a private seattle firm, insight space, to do market research on their products that are coming out. unsurprisingly, many people have leaked things from being interviewed or surveyed by insight.

the walking dead secret lair and a harry potter world with harry potter alts like ikoria's were leaked here two days before the announcement and everyone thought the anon was bullshitting. same anon keeps talking about a black Aragorn in a future alt as well. the whole fellowship is depicted in a collected company reprint as well.

>> No.75146757

>>75146664
my EDH decks are squid-Gisela, traitor-Glissa and Wydwen. Don't lecture me about meme decks, grandpa.

>> No.75146784

>>75146741
Literally Lord of the Rangz Return of the Kang
Holy shit I'm fucking done I wish I could remove all my memories of MtG like in Eternal Sunshine

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>>75146741
>black Aragorn
This better not be real.

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>>75146741
>same anon keeps talking about a black Aragorn in a future alt as well. the whole fellowship is depicted in a collected company reprint as well.
wat
wait
no
that's impossible

>> No.75146852

>>75145291
Ever since Uro started raping standard, anons were throwing out that he would be overlooked from the banhammer until there was some new chase mythic from the latest set that would overshadow him.
Lo and behold, the prophecy comes true, and Uro is banned when they no longer need to sell TBD booster packs.

>> No.75146881

>>75146741
>>75146805
Oh just you wait until the next new cards SL is five Harry Potter wands that are all just Sol Ring for each color. $50, single day sale.

>> No.75146896

>>75146881
>Food tokens with art of Doritos, Mountain Dew, and Monster

>> No.75146902

This game is giving me depression

>> No.75146909

>>75146741
that anon also said wotc was going to make either 2021 or 2022's core set a dnd set

>> No.75146941

Do you think it would be possible to get Mark Rosewater cancelled by framing this notable article he wrote and being about objectifying women and comparing them to Magic cards?
Obviously stupid bullshit, but I wonder if SJWs will gobble this up hook, line and sinker. Half of them won't read the essay past the first couple sentences so you could probably convince them its super problematic.
https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/topical-blend-1-%E2%80%93-err-human-2005-03-07-1

>> No.75146957

>>75146881
And retard trannies will only buy them to destroy them and "own" Rowling.

>> No.75146987

>>75146941
>For my column today I thought I'd take a look at some of my classic design blunders through a very different lens.
>I'm going to start each section by relaying a story that involves my interaction with women in which I made a fundamental blunder. I will then show you the card whose design I believe I messed up on.

So Rosewater sees women and cards on the same level. Based.

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>>75146405
>Vintage-esque banlist so pretty much everything from the game's 27+ year history outside ~100 or so cards can be used
>Your deck being made up of one-ofs mean that you can get away with buying a single copy of something expensive like Fetches or Food Chain instead of having to buy 3-4x copies for a single deck.
>Multiplayer focus, doubled starting life total, and singleton deck construction leading to different deckbuilding philosophies compared to other formats (IE multi-target removal is preferred over single target most of the time, strategies like burn and mill aren't as strong as they are in other formats)
>Choosing your Commander gives you a general idea that you can build around (IE. You can take OG Nicol Bolas and build him as a discard deck, a planeswalkers-focused deck, a dragon tribal deck, a Nicol Bolas flavor-themed deck with Lilis and Tezzerets and Scarab Gods and Eternals and whatever, etc)*
>YOU decide how strong your deck can be, from Kamahl Craw Wurm tribal to Kess Consultation
>It's kitchen table magic at its flashiest, and WoTC found a way to not only sell 4-5 decks a year for it, but also fuck with the format without having to touch the EDH rules committee.
>Most importantly, it's fun with friendsso long as you don't find yourselves locked in an arms race and agree to stick to a certain powerlevel

* Do note that 75% of people you'll play against are probably just going to crib off of what the average deck generated from EDHrec is and use that as a basis. Take that for what you will, but keep in mind most people in all formats netdeck as well

>> No.75147002

>>75146941
holy shit, yeah, that article is some serious outrage bait
send it to the press

>> No.75147008

>>75146405
You know all those fags who cry about interaction and want blue removed from the game? Its basically a format for them because it allows them to shame others out of pods for playing cards they dont like and it turns out theyre willing to spend stupid amounts of money foiling or pimping out their with secret lair type products

>> No.75147009

>>75146957
Man, JK Rowling is such a bad writer. I hear the main character in her new book is a detective named Cormoran Strike. What the fug

>> No.75147015

>>75146405
It's chill magic. Grab your favorite legend, something to drink, and just hang out with friends. The game will auto-balance itself as long as the table's remotely competent so it's literally "play what you want and have fun".

>> No.75147023

>>75146941
He already got in trouble for that one joke comic he made a long time ago about Mother of Runes and Protection from Black. Nothing happened, this won't work.

>> No.75147033

>>75147023
bring up the article alongside that comic and call it a pattern.

>> No.75147035 [SPOILER] 
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SUFFER YOU INSUFFERABLE FAGGOTS
S U F F E R
FUCK THE VALUE OF YOUR COLLECTIONS
I HOPE YOUR FUCKING COCKS ROT OFF
FUCK RUDY
FUCK BUBBLES
FUCK INVESTORS
FUCK HOARDERS
FUCK ELITISTS
FUCK (((YOU)))

>> No.75147064
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man rl prices are seriously out of control right now

>> No.75147069

>>75146472
You know it will happen in 50 years or so?

>> No.75147087

>>75147069
The original players will have been 20-30 year olds who'll all be pushing 50+ now. Their heart attacks are coming.

>> No.75147092

>>75144555
That card was x4 in every sideboard for a while
>The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

>> No.75147097

>>75147069
This is the trend of EVERY non-antique collectible. Kids grow up with an IP, earn a place in the world, spend there money on things they loved in their youth, then die and their offspring, who don't give a fuck about the IP, cannibalize their collection for quick profit.
Problem being, the markets are now devoid of all people who actually cared, so there is no demand. Giant influx of supply into a zero-demand market = RIP value.

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>>75146881
>Harry Potter
Can't wait

>> No.75147117

>>75147033
It wont work because he doesn't ague with any criticism. He just says "that was wrong of me, i'm sorry continue to call me out." and everyone forgets. i don't know why everyone doesn't do this?

>> No.75147124

>>75146741
Anyone have archive of this?

>> No.75147125

>>75146941
Great idea, but framing jews is way harder than whites.

>> No.75147130

>>75147092
/tg/ knew the real deck to beat Hogaak. It was Twiddle all along.

>> No.75147136

>>75147117
>i don't know why everyone doesn't do this?
Some people have a spine.

>> No.75147141

>>75147035
>t. anon who spent way too much time playing mtg and not enough time maintaining his portfolio

>> No.75147147

>>75147069
Nah, welfare runs out in 15. Then all the obese 40 somethings drop dead by the end of the 2030's.

>> No.75147149

>>75147002
The press are probably too competent to fall for bait like this.
They'll actually read the article and realize that someone is trying to prime them to think a certain way.

It would have to blow up on Twitter where people don't bother to read past the first paragraph and readily go along with the hive.

>> No.75147157

>>75146741
I don't think I "keep talking about" it. I do keep saying he looks great, I just didn't realize who I was looking at until I saw him alongside the rest of the fellowship. I told them I liked it, so if there were any others like me, they're going to keep doing shit like that. I think I took that survey around jan or feb.

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>>75147149
>The press are probably too competent to fall for bait like this.

>> No.75147180

>>75147130
There were 3 decks that could compete with Hogaak. Mono red Phoenix, Tron and Urza

>Even the Hogaaklocaust was a more balanced meta than current day Standard

>> No.75147186

>>75147100
I'm mexican, I have never seen a black person irl in my life and yet if they all dropped dead I would be happier just off the globohomo propaganda fatigue. I can't imagine how people from Atlanta or Chicago feel about it.

>> No.75147190

>>75147136
how life with a million shits breaking your back? still have a good spine?

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>>75147190

>> No.75147209

>>75147180
Tron got wrecked. Hogaak's banes were Phoenix, BR Aristocrats, Humans and Infect. Urza was 50-50 because the list wasn't solved yet.

>> No.75147256

>>75147157
also, I only called all that stuff- I didn't "leak" it because I began to realize all of the different things that were being asked across several surveys all came to pass.

asking about clash of clan for example before hte magic one came came out or my interest in godzilla a year before ikoria.

here is a fun thing you can expect in a future set: Squee is a "planeswalker" now, because the gatewatch can take him through the blind eternities and he 'lives' through the experience. he was depicted on kylem with a "rakdos" bard who has only heard about rakdos in ravnica but doesn't really "get" rakdos philosophy and so just tries his best. likely, they are partners.

>> No.75147270

>>75144518
Just go on deckstats it sets up the cards in a printable sheet.

>> No.75147272

>>75147023
what was the comic?

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>>75147272

>> No.75147307

>>75146670
I have most of it, I think

>> No.75147317

>>75145064
Can confirm. I played on arena with a friend of mine and omnath is still far and away the best deck. Uro did not change anything significantly.

>> No.75147332

>>75147256
So what you're saying is that Squee should be the next Companion card?

>> No.75147359

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

>> No.75147382

>>75147359
There was never a happy day.

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>>75147289
Unfathomably based.
Holy shit.
If he was able to walk away from that he's untouchable.

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>sell moat for $120
>it's $600 now

>> No.75147466

>>75147439
that happened in 2017. Moat was one of the first big money buyouts

>> No.75147506

>>75146941
>Me: Thank you, that was fun.
>Claire: I had a good time too.
>Me: Is there some chance we could do this again?
>Claire: Look Mark, let me just get this out there. I'm just not attracted to you. I think you're a great guy and I really did have fun tonight. So much so that I would like to go out again. But not in a romantic context.
>Me: Oh. Okay.
>Claire: Would you like to do something next week. Maybe see a movie?
>Me: Sure, that would be great. See you next week.

WEW

>> No.75147607

>>75147506
Lmao, and later he talks about how he tried to escape the friendzone, went for the kiss (without consent) and she responded poorly.

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>>75147289
lmao
what happened to based maro?

>> No.75147622

>>75147209
I had Hogaak built and the only deck I lost to other than mirror matches was phoenix
I never saw anyone playing aristocrats and Humans was stupid easy

>> No.75147636

>>75146664
Tresserhorn was my first and remains my most cherished you little bitch.

>> No.75147698

>>75144462
I can't for the life of me figure out how to get new fonts to work in MSE. None of the explanations in the forums make any sense.
Would you explain it, kind anon?
Also obligatory fuck the walking dead shit, hate it.

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>>75144518
this is extremely helpful. Thanks, anon

>> No.75147731

>>75147506
That's every woman when you're not hot or rich. I look like Peter Steele, my brother looks like Anthony Kiedis. I had girls hanging off me since 13 into my late 30's cheating on the in their face and still getting them back, he was a 34 year old kissless virgin with lots of "lady friends". Now he has money and is married to a very cute girl while I'm wrinkling, fat and alone.

>> No.75147748

>>75147698
>Would you explain it, kind anon?
acquire the .ttf for Beleren
double click .ttf
install the font
wa-lah

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>>75145749
Omnath is just a design disaster.
Pic related: every threat in the past 3 years.
No idea what these idiots are doing at WOTC, apart from making Doritos Gatorade Jace and Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Chandra

>> No.75147820

>>75147807
>apart from making Doritos Gatorade Jace and Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Chandra
don't forget the sneakers where Jace's face is printed on the sole, so he eternally gets to sniff your feet as you walk
that was a great product...

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>>75147807
That card is shit, here's some real FIRE designed 5 CMC green creature.

>> No.75147879

>>75146607
>>75146573
you all need to be smarter about keeping and maintaining your own banlist. We've banned practically every card intentionally designed for commander, as well as Sol Ring, Command Tower, and all the other cards that reduce deck diversity. Needless to say Golos and Kenrith are banned.
You need to make sure that your playgroup isn't comprised of whiny faggots, of course.

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>>75147124
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/74690356/#q74691477
This it the earliest mention I could find of Walking Dead and Harry Potter cards in the same post. Notably, it was on September 2, the day after the Zendikar Rising stream showed the Walker token and Strixhaven.

>https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/74504970/#q74511626
This post predates that stream and mentions Harry Potter, DnD, and LotR, but there was no mention of the Walking Dead.

I don't think that guessing DnD is a huge stretch. They had precedent for crossing over before with the Ravnica book and cards like Bag of Holding and Sword of Dungeons and Dragons.
Strixhaven is a little harder to answer for, but I don't think that it's out of the realm of possibility that this was a lucky guess.
There has been no information from WotC that I am aware of that would hint towards LotR cards.
If anyone is able to find mention of Walking Dead cards prior to September 1, I'd love to see it, but until then I'm still super skeptical.

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>>75147100
>Englishwoman from 88% white country writes story set in 90's, when her country was 92% white
>Black population around 4%, close to 95% of blacks live in London exclusively
>US edition editors retcon multiple characters in the US book release to be black, to please nigger-loving American audiences
>niggers still mad about muh representation
Christ I actually loathe blacks so much words really can't capture it

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>>75147728
I wasn't prepared for that image, anon

>> No.75148176

>>75144329
Play Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Keyforge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.75148239

>>75147728
is there is a connection between your image and the post you responded to?

>> No.75148288

>>75146718
People have been doomtraining Magic since 1999 at the latest.

>> No.75148312

>>75147008
>You know all those fags who cry about interaction and want blue removed from the game? Its basically a format for them
The vast majority of EDH players run blue though

>> No.75148319

>>75146718
OG walkers were not powerful enough in the format for me to think that. as soon as alara came out with mythics, I watched dominoes fall one by one since then that ultimately allowed walking dead to happen and I've loved the wild ride the whole time

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>>75148319
>and I've loved the wild ride the whole time
amen, anon. It's been one wild ride.

>> No.75148377

>>75147728
Leftist has always been a slave factory for oligarch bureaucrats, they just don't feel like hiding it anymore.

>> No.75148381

>>75148312
You mean green

>> No.75148445
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>tfw no playable artifact decks in modern
Glad we banned Opal because of how hard Urza was pushed. That was very clearly Opals problem

>> No.75148523

>>75146405
If you are shit at normal magic you can build some jank 100 card deck with your favorite shit card and shit theme and play some "cheap" and "casual" magic with your friends. Only you'll end up spending way too much on your deck. And you'll have more than one. And you'll constantly get mad at your friends and the game anyway. And take it very seriously. It's basically the bad player containment gametype which appeals to the average normie

>> No.75148524

>>75146718
The exact same amount of time, Lorwyn was okay but fuck if the Jacetice League weren't an obvious end of a generation.

>> No.75148545

People want Maro to get fire because he is mad and make dumb stuff, and push the power level on stupid ways.

But have they thought on who the hell will replace him?

>> No.75148571

>>75148545
No, we just this shit game to fucking die already

>> No.75148578

>>75148571
This. Please kill the game

>> No.75148579

>>75148545
>But have they thought on who the hell will replace him?
who cares, magic being dead is better than him being in charge of it

>> No.75148587

>>75148571
>>75148579
If you want it to die, then keep him there working.

>> No.75148616

>>75148312
Exactly. They're all tryhard hypocrites.

>> No.75148619

>>75148578
I think they did. why play a real deck when you can just play one based around omnath and play all the most busted cards of every color after 5 turns if you get a good draw.

>> No.75148704

>>75147807
That's not even playable in Modern. Try this on for size:

Everythingslayer - 1WUG
Creature - Angel
When Everythingslayer enters the battlefield, draw two cards and gain two life.
Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
5/5

>> No.75148718

>>75148704
>Everythingslayer
>from Demons and from Dragons
you had one job, anon

>> No.75148736

>>75146718
I'll be honest, the game has had it's supremely shitty aspects ever since I started playing. Standard has been varyingly terrible ever since Kaladesh when I started, Modern had maybe a decent year in that timeframe between Eldrazi winter and whatever moderately bad stuff was going on just before MH1 murdered the format, limited wasn't much good at all until Dominaria, and (thankfully) I got in at the time when commander precons were actually worth a damn, before they went to hell in 2018 (and even then, 2016 had really stupid supply issues).
That all said, I can tell you that I sold my collection after the mess that was Ikoria. Before WAR, things weren't systemically awful like they are now, and there were enough good, not-broken sets scattered in-between the busted/terrible ones that I was able to forgive their missteps. Even now there are still things I enjoy about recent sets, but they are on a losing streak and entering a history of bans worse than combo winter, with more moneygrubbing and/or pants-on-head retarded moves than ever. I do not see that streak ending anytime soon, and they'll have to do a fuckload to regain my confidence (they would have to ban a metric ass-ton of standard and modern in one go, literally print fetches at uncommon, renege on the many smaller dumbass decisions they've made, and make a hell of an apology for all of this garbage). I have no more hope for constructed Magic, and frankly I enjoy the oodles of new board games that my buylist money bought me much more. My cube will always be my baby, and while EDH could die, I'm replacing pretty much everything I have with proxies so I don't give as much of a shit, and worse case I make a battlebox of them.

>>75148545
Maro takes a lot of flak for shit he isn't responsible for. Aaron Forsythe is the head of R&D, Chris Cocks is the president and CEO of WOTC, and Brian Goldner is the CEO of Hasbro. I guarantee you that those three are more responsible for this shitshow than Maro.

>> No.75148765

>>75148545
Maro almost never has anything to do with power level of individual cards.

>> No.75148843

>>75148765
No, he just contributes to dumpster fire mechanics like Companion and Mutate, those just being recent examples.

>> No.75148846

>>75147807
>>75148704
this reminded me about the argument about banedrifters and i went searching to see if it ever caught on when i found this discussion in spanish about whether the fabled banedrifter would be stronger or weaker than uro

https://twitter.com/Joy_MTG/status/1259177067498754048
>PEOR que Uro 59%
>MEJOR que Uro 41%

i don't speak a lick of spanish and it warms my heart that i can tell pretty much exactly what the thread is about

>> No.75148910

>>75148736
>whatever moderately bad stuff was going on just before MH1 murdered the format

It was largely just Phoenix running rampant as far as I remember, which seems so quaint now.

>> No.75149104

>>75148843
mutate as an ~idea~ is okay. it's splice onto creature. the trick is implementing it without making it retarded. making them a big stack of sorceries in disguise is the fault of set design, and the final product is the product of set design as well. maybe maro's idea wasn't better (just collecting keywords and P/T), but it wasn't guaranteed to be complete dogshit.

https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/more-meets-ikoria-2020-04-06

i'm 99% sure that the retards in ccg or mmg could come up with a better implementation of splice onto creature if you gave them even a day to do so.

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>>75148150
>>75148239
No connection, just that this anon was providing really helpful intel and I felt the need to reciprocate. I made this diagram for my mum (to explain why she feels alienated by the new left), and a lot of anons have liked it.
Mostly I browse /pol/ desu, just came here to shit-talk the Walking Dead stuff.
You guys seem cool tho

>> No.75149306
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/edhg/ got my "art" folders, and so do you. Futa warning.

https://mega.nz/folder/qLpklCoa#JJt4NISa0HpKVmSAu7udhg

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>>75149306
>futa

>> No.75149448

>>75149306
Needs better ordering into coom and non coom

>> No.75149458

>>75149360
Surely he’s press that button by accident if it was on the bottom of the keyboard

>> No.75149474
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>>75149306
damn thanks anon, these galleries are wonderful and wholesome!
This is exactly what I've been looking for :)

>> No.75149481

>>75149306
>olivia with a strapon
but anon, she... she already has one-
anon...

>> No.75149492

>>75149180
btw I'm trans. I don't know if that matters.

>> No.75149495

>>75149481
You won't believe it, but I don't think I have any art of Olivia with an actual horsecock. Or if it is in there, I forgot.

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>>75149492
50% of magic players are trannies, I'm not surprised. It's getting like speedrunning in this community.
I assume you're MtF, in which case all I can say is that I'm terribly sorry for you.
If you're FtM, I suggest you read Abigail Shrier's "Irreversible Damage". It's excellent.
I'm 95% sure that your mental disorders would be far easier to manage if you desisted, btw. The doctors are lying to you and want to sterilize and lobotomize you.
Pic related: What the docs, social workers, therapists, and other ghouls want to do to you.

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>>75149306
Very nice, anon. Very nice.

>> No.75149572

>>75149180
>You guys seem cool tho
as a native of many boards, /mmg/ is the most based general on this site. The frens here are ultra comfy.

>> No.75149608

does anyone think the cards in >>75149230 are modern playable

i think the bear could see play

>> No.75149619

>>75149608
>i think the bear could see play
>smaller than goyf
kek, nope

>> No.75149628

>>75147728

Column 2 is the mainstream left. Column 3 is the left as defined by the right. Get your heads out of your asses and go talk to some liberals.

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>>75149628

>> No.75149658

>>75149619

A 3/4 for 2 would be playable in most formats. MTG Salvation had a few threads about that and the general consensus was "I'd play both". No, it's not going to replace gyof, but it's still good enough to be relevant.

>> No.75149662

>>75149658
>No, it's not going to replace gyof, but it's still good enough to be relevant.
>Not even good enough to replace Goyf
>somehow playable
>when it isn't even a replacement for a card that doesn't see play anymore

>> No.75149663

>>75149628
I have, and they are deluded.

>> No.75149670

>>75144410
balloon tits are meh, make them not too small, not too big and proportionate
>>75146259
>>75146171
>>75145694
hot

>> No.75149696

>>75148718
>Baneslayer Angel
>doesn't have Protection from Bane

>> No.75149704

>>75149572
>FRENS
Ah yes
>Fascists
>Racists
>Ethno-nationalists
>Shitposters

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>>75149670
Sometimes balloon tits can have comedic effect. they still hot tho

>> No.75149720

>>75149704
It's more like
>Everything is bad all the time and the victim is always me

Yes, that attracts racists/fascists/etc, but that isn't the point.

>> No.75149728
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>>75149696
The masquito man. The mercenary.

>> No.75149731

>>75149704
>>75149720
all i'm gonna say is
>It was not suddenly bred
>It will not swiftly abate

>> No.75149734

>>75149717
That stare gives me chills. It's like there's nothing behind those eyes but the void.

>> No.75149745

>>75149495
someone really needs to fix this with some faithful fan-art

>> No.75149773

>>75145611
>>75145971
Why and how did they shut him down? Where can I see his art?

>> No.75149776
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>>75149704
sounds megabased to me

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>>75149734
Yeah that's some uncanny valley tier shit

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>>75144555

>> No.75150191

>>75144329
go pick up a foot ball

>> No.75150388

>>75148176
>Yu-Gi-Oh!
Cringe

>> No.75150435
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75150435

>>75149306
>>75149360
They're just like real women. They have boobs.

>> No.75150464

>>75149306
Why

>> No.75150508

I'm going to compile tweets,blogatog posts and articles from both MaRo and Wizards to present a case to my country's consoomer association. Feel free to dump here whatever you have, but keep in mind that it has to be a link to the original post in question because screenshots are not valid proof. I urge you guys to do the same. My goal isn't even to win the case, but to kick them while they're down and make them lose thousands of dollars in court, hopefully undoing whatever the Walking Dead secret lair earns them.

>> No.75150513

>>75149180
Ireland's population hasn't recovered to its pre-industrial level? That sounds like shite.

>> No.75150552

>>75146147
you should do see a doctor because you're exhibiting symptoms of a terminal case of inceldom

>> No.75150561

>>75150513
Have you went to ireland?

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>>75150508
Do photos of the packaging for Double Masters count?

>> No.75150564

>i-it's gonna die for sure this time, guys!
>any day now!

>> No.75150587

>>75150564
First, it has been dead for over a decade now. A zombie, without a soul, is not alive.
Second, it really is quite bad right now. I am struggling to find a single person that has a positive view of what is going on.

>> No.75150603

Fuck magic
Bump limit reached, please don't make a new thread
Thank you in advance

>> No.75150605

>>75150561
Yes, I live in Scotland.

>> No.75150617

>>75150605
Oh yeah then you know it's a shithole devoid of civ-
>Scotland
Nevermind, I had assumed you lived in a civilized country.

>> No.75150636

>>75150617
Scotland and Ireland are both very nice places to live anon.

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>>75150636
Sorry, I like things like running water and general sanitation.
Go eat Hagis and deep fried marsbars then shit on the floor.

>> No.75150668

>>75150562
Yes. Photos, Wayback Machine articles (I think they even edited the Double Masters one where they said the box toppers were rares or mythics), actual tweets, graphs comparing Secret Lair prices with the secondary market prices for those cards... Anything goes, really. There should be plenty of material out there.

>> No.75150742

>>75146718
Reddit whines, but they won't stop playing.

>> No.75150751

>>75150742
>Reddit whines, but they won't stop playing.
Some of the top posts are advocating for people to stop buying product. Even if the majority doesn't stop, that hints at a dent in the armor.

>> No.75150894

>>75150603
but we need to make them in hopes of getting at least one kor titty edit.

>> No.75151033

>>75150587
you can't just make your own arbitrary definition for something and then decide "yep, that's the way things are, magic is clearly dead"

>> No.75151054

>>75151033
No definitions have been made up. Magic has been dead in spirit since Return to Ravnica.

>> No.75151192

>>75146741
>>75146805
>>75146830
How much do you wanna bet that it's for the new Amazon series lol. It's gonna be pozzed as fuck.

>> No.75151204

>>75149704
>if you don't like my extremism you're on the opposite end of the spectrum
Okay, commie.

>> No.75151315

>>75147100
>legally blac kuk
lul

>> No.75151335

>>75144329
This past day has been great.
wotc managed to burn the only bridge they had standing the Coomanders.
Standard is Deader than Pioneer, Legacy and coomanders are pissed with the walking dead shit, even reddit can't stand wotc bullshit anymore.

This is it, this is the end everyone, we'll all be free and old school will be the only format left

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>pol makes up a grand plan to destroy Magic by to sew discord
>Wizards pulls an Uno reverse card and destroys the game before they can

This Walking Dead SL shit really is SO BAD holy fuck what were they thinking

>> No.75151421

>>75151335
>wotc managed to burn the only bridge they had standing the Coomanders.
what

>> No.75151427

>>75151379
>He doesn't know about the 1488 /pol/ack tricks
Oh nononnono, fell for the classic "Pretend you're up to something so the enemy makes a stupid decision in panic at your grand and awesome master plan"

>> No.75151446

>>75151427
who's panicking?

>> No.75151472

>>75151421
commanderkeks are angry at the walking dead cards being a secret lair because the "neat legendary creature i can build a deck around" will have supply and availability issues.

>> No.75151482

>>75150508
Excellent. I'll search stuff up, if you have your compilation, feel free to share it

>> No.75151521

>>75151446
I don't know, I am not the one that made the whales mad 3 years in a row now.

>> No.75151527

>>75151472
Aren't they banned?
I read that the cuck in chief (Sheldon) banned them out of principle.

>> No.75151539

>>75151537
>>75151537
>>75151537

>> No.75151557

>>75151527
>Aren't they banned?
oh yeah that's also a thing.
but imagine being WotC, imagine designing cards for commander, and then the guy in charge of commander says "these cards you've designed are banned before you even get to sell them lul". just consider what would go through the heads of designers, marketers, execs from papa Hasbro, after their product gets such a big slap across the face.

>> No.75151878

>>75149704
yes.

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>>75147064
I love my wife Kobeni.

>> No.75152007

>>75149991
this card is so fun

>> No.75152103

>>75146285
>New Traps

I and a couple other members really liked this new take on traps. They were a little more complicated than the old traps, but the flavor was so good. Erik hated them, though, so there wasn't much of a point in keeping them in the file. I posted it here in the hopes that other members of the Set Design team might like them and convince Erik to change his mind. Obviously, that never happened. Looking back with the distance of time, they are a little clunky

Aether Trap
2
Artifact – Trap
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice CARDNAME and draw a card.
Whenever an opponent casts a second spell in a turn, you may put this onto the battlefield and draw a card.
4, or U, T, Sacrifice CARDNAME: Counter target spell.

The new traps are artifacts (allowing them to better capture the flavor of a trap) that can be put onto the battlefield for free when a certain condition is met (something done by the opponent) as well as letting you draw a card. The traps then have a turn to be used before they are sacrificed and draw you a card. This allows the controller of the trap to spring the trap (it has two costs, a more expensive generic version or a cheaper colored version allowing anyone to play the trap but letting it be optimized in the right color deck) on the opponent or trade it in a turn later for a card if they don't need to use it. The sacrifice also keeps the player from hard-casting it and having a seal-like artifact sitting over the board. The traps were put into extra content as Erik was not a big fan of them.

>> No.75152335

>>75150508
WotC employees blatantly lying about the possible contents of their packs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNEDhHmbSno
https://files.catbox.moe/1rrz4i.mp4
>you can get two mythics

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>>75145699
>tfw my waifu is unplayable

>> No.75153029

>>75152787

I wouldn't feel too bad about. fucking brainstorm is circling the drain

>> No.75153115

>>75147862
Oh my god, it's real. I thought you changed the mana cost or edited in the "Draw a card" as a joke but it's real

>> No.75153341

>>75153115
yep, that's Big Green Nigger for you.

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