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>> No.74590548

>>74590531
>>>lgbt

>> No.74590560

>>74590531
Each time Laura makes a dirty joke everyone has to drink.

>> No.74590591

Rolled 66 (1d100)

Number of times BLM will be mentioned on tonight’s show.

>> No.74590605

i fell asleep after they looted all the magic items and figured out what they did
miss anything?

>> No.74590622

>>74590605
Yasha hugged Caleb after they had a little chat.

>> No.74590640

OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS TIERLIST
1/∞ - Sam
2 - Travis
3 - Laura, Matt
5 - Ashley
6 - Liam
POWER GAP POWER GAP
7 - Talespin
8 - Marisha

>> No.74590641

Why is this a thread on tg?

>> No.74590644

Roll for something interesting to happen this episode

>> No.74590673

Best and Worst last ep:

Best: Travis (but see below). Took lead and had nice interaction between Fjord and Jester.
Worst: Liam (as usual). Abusing Keen Mind (again). Trying to worm his way into getting the coat. Attention whoring: Over-narrating his actions, and due to Fjord & Jester spotlight time, forcing chat with Yasha.
Dishonorable mentions: The rest not executing Caleb for trying to kill one of them again. They know he's not an idiot. The players need to stop metagaming to avoid upsetting Liam. RP like Fjord's scimitar to Caleb's throat is mild compared to what they should do by now.

Matt. For not disintegrating any of the loot.

>> No.74590678

Rolled 32 (1d100)

chance that Sam will have Nott leave voluntarily and introduce a new character this episode

>> No.74590686

>>74590531
>>74590548
fpbp

>> No.74590708

>meltybrain steals sam's ad spot

>> No.74590728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV4S1iucx3
>Rivendale
God DAMMIT Marisha...

>> No.74590735

>>74590728
Video unavailable anon.

>> No.74590740

>>74590728
broken link nigga

>> No.74590747

I did not even BOTHER watching last week.
Someone give me the breakdown on what happened

>> No.74590755

>>74590728
I know exactly what you're talking about because I had the same reaction.

>> No.74590760

>>74590747
no stream last week

>> No.74590761

>>74590728
https://youtu.be/fV4S1iucx3Y?t=237

>> No.74590762

Will anything happen tonight?
Or will we spend 4 hours on planing the con?

>> No.74590767

Happy Thursday to me, happy Thursday to me. I'm only here for /crg/, and I want to sleep.

>> No.74590771

>>74590747
Nothing happened, there was no game.
So it was no different from every other time.

>> No.74590774

>>74590760
You know what I mean, smartass.

>> No.74590782

My phone is like 5 seconds ahead of my laptop on twitch, but the laptop layout is nicer to have. What do?

>> No.74590793

What is this dungeon game Matt keeps mumbling the name of?

>> No.74590796

>consoom product critters!

>> No.74590800

>>74590767
Wait 'til Liam starts droning on. That'll put you to sleep.

>> No.74590810

>>74590762
An overlong ceremony for the people leaving, planning the con, dinosaur attack

>> No.74590815

going to go have sex instead of watching this week

>> No.74590819

>>74590810
Was there a dinosaur attack?!?! I do NOT remember that

>> No.74590836

>>74590810
So what are the odds on Jester being declared a false prophet and inciting a religious riot?

>> No.74590838

>>74590774
i don't understand pls explain

>> No.74590846

evening /crg/. apparently its finally quiet in my town after that kid shot those guys. have some ashley as celebration

>> No.74590851

Rolled 82 (1d100)

Chance that Traveler Con will be as big as a clusterfuck as Fyre Festival

>> No.74590853

Do you think Jester likes being tied up?

We know Vex does, I still cum buckets to how Laura reacted to her being tied up by that chain devil.

>> No.74590858

Time for them to take 2 hours to get through one night.

>> No.74590859

>>74590836
>what are the odds of something interesting happening
Unlikely.

>> No.74590863

>>74590853
Jesters a kissless virgin

>> No.74590867

Wow, it just hit me how so, SO uninvested in this I am. I'm thinking about this going on for another four hours with actual dread.
I think I'm about to drop it, bros.

>> No.74590872

So begins the 2 hour discussion of what to do.

>> No.74590876

>>74590846
She has a great figure with the face of a pancake. She's so disconcerting to look at.

>> No.74590883

>>74590853
>how Laura reacted to her being tied up by that chain devil
Going to need context

>> No.74590885

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>74590836
>Odds+chances that beauradyke leads the riot

>> No.74590896

>>74590876
Sometimes she has a unflattering face, and then at other times I swear she's one of the cutest things I've ever seen.
I want to cuddle with her, among other things.

>> No.74590900

>>74590863
A sex-obsessed virgin, anon. There are few minds lewder than a virgin who spends all their time wondering.

>> No.74590908

>>74590885
>Beau leads riots
> will spout shit like"You're the real god, Jester"

>> No.74590909

>>74590867
>Looking forward to this
>Come in on the "Last time on..."
>Realize we're in for two episodes of planning a convention and I don't care how or why
I feel it

>> No.74590910

Fucking Sam and Taliesin guilt tripping everyone lmao

>> No.74590914

>>74590900
Believe me, 99% of those fantasies end up staying that way after they try it once.

>> No.74590919

>>74590885
more like starts the riot by pointlessly ripping into 200 traveler devotees for not just accepting Jester's word that their god doesn't want them

>> No.74590938

>>74590900
>>74590914
either that or they get in way over their head and are scarred for life. I could see that sort of thing happening in a home game. Trickster Fey god shows you the dark side of sex

>> No.74590951

>Talking about renting a ball pit for Travelercon
It's a trainwreck

>> No.74590953

>Beau instigates a riot
>The gang end up gunning down "mostly peaceful" "protesters"
>Critical Role gets cancelled

>> No.74590955

>>74590883
Don't have the timestamp. It was in campaign 1, when they were in Dis. They'd gotten caught by the devils at the place where the rakshasa was re-forming himself. When Matt described how the jailor's chains were snaking up their bodies and binding them in place, Laura went "Ooooh," and smiled naughtily.

>> No.74590965

Laura tried to recreate the DashCon ballpit lul

>> No.74590970

>>74590640
Literally can't argue. Personally, I'd put Liam over Ashley, but I'm not against this. I want to like Taliesin, but he reminds me so much of those terrible goth kids in high school who would complain about being ostracized, but when I invited them to do anything they'd laugh at me for not being goth.

>> No.74590979

>>74590951
ITS HAPPENING

>> No.74590983

>>74590938
I now hate this show more simply because they'd never dare to actually do that.

>> No.74590985

>>74590965
>>74590951
I zoned out for a second. Did Laura actually make a reference to a ball pit? If so, that's a mighty kek from me.

>> No.74591000

>>74590531
I think the reason I hate critical role so much is that I hate the american voice acting cabal and their low effort, terrible voices.
I get it, they're technically 'good voice actors' because they've trained their voices, but it doesn't mean the voices sound good or natural when they do them. They're the curse of the video game and anime world and I just want them to fuck off

>> No.74591003

>>74590985
I heard fighting pit.

>> No.74591005

>Alter their memories
Ummm, didn't Jester originally say that she never really wanted to use that unless really necessary? Because she saw how much that fucked up Caleb?

>> No.74591008

>Jester teaches a cult that human sacrifice is the path to apotheosis
>Nothing bad could ever come from this precedent

>> No.74591014

is jester evil?

>> No.74591017

>>74591003
Beau said a fighting pit
Cad said food fighting pit
and i think laura made mention of ball pit, cause balls

>> No.74591031

Beau has finally said something I liked.
Slag off Molly more.

>> No.74591034

>>74591014
It would shoot Jester up to number 1 on my list; cause Laura always likes to say that 'there's more to Jester/She's not as clueless as she seems"

>> No.74591037

>Beau calls Molly egotistical
WOW, WHY IS MARISHA SO HOMOPHOBIC

>> No.74591044

>>74590983
I have a feeling that if the game were behind closed doors it would be a lot darker. In the post campaign 1 talk Matt talked about this nobleman who became obsessed with Vex and had a clone made of her that he kept as a sex slave.

>> No.74591059

>Sam's going to make The Traveller act in the theater lul

>> No.74591071

>It can make you go blind!
Travis with the line of the night and we're only 20 minutes in.

>> No.74591074

>>74591037
Cause just like all SJWs, their true colors come out. Hell, she's a white straight woman playing a black gay woman

>> No.74591084

>>74591000
>american voice acting cabal
Yeah, it's become a hollywood thing now. It used to be that voice actors were in this exclusive club because studios were too lazy to hire new blood, but now they're in this weird cult of politics and the only way to get in is to drink the kool aid and network with them. It's really off putting even if you agree with their weird shit.

>> No.74591086

>>74590955
Is it 2:54:16 on episode 93?

>> No.74591088

I will say, i'm liking how the Traveler is such a shifty asshole

>> No.74591098

>>74591074
Beau isn't black.

>> No.74591101

this folks really dont discuss this shit out side of the show do they cause if this is acting its superb acting on being clueless and with no direction

>> No.74591117

>>74590531
Why?

>>74590548
>>74590686
Based

>> No.74591124

>>74591098
Wow, this erasure. I'm telling Twitter.

>> No.74591128

>>74591098
She's nebulously brown.
That's all they need.
Tanning is racist to these morons.

>> No.74591129

>traveler sings dance magic dance at the con

>> No.74591138

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>74590531
rolling for something to happen tonight

>> No.74591145

>>74591088
Dang you only just caught on to this?

>> No.74591149

>>74591098
She's voting Trump?

>> No.74591154

>>74591086
https://youtu.be/Tcj90Lu6Tyk?t=10456

>> No.74591157

>>74591138
>beau has sex with keyleth's mom in great detail
>a finger on the monkey's paw curls

>> No.74591159

m9 avoiding everything from combat to telling their friend that the she's in some asshole's cult

>> No.74591163

>>74591088
I'm genuinely shocked that he just straight-up called a woman a bitch with such carelessness. It's sad that that's refreshing at this point.

>> No.74591170

>>74591128
I've seen fanart that's made Beau just a legit African facially before. It reminds me of retards on ATLA twt who do the same thing to the Water Tribe.

>> No.74591175

>>74591124
Fuck twitter.
>>74591128
I've always seen Beau as just tanned. At worst, American.

>> No.74591179

>>74591154
Not sure if that's it. Maybe the other anon remembered wrong.

>> No.74591190

>>74591175
Nah. She's the group's token black which is hilarious because Marisha represents her in the most thuggish, stereotypical ways.

>> No.74591197

>>74591154
>>74591179
No, that's what I was thinking of. I misremembered the details, but I mean, c'mon. Look at her face as it's taking off Vex's clothes.

>> No.74591199

>>74591145
No, but he's always been more lowkey, but going full on human sacrificing and jester being down with it is hilarious

>> No.74591201

>>74591175
>At worst, American.
As much as I hate Beau and love shitting on Marisha, she's not THAT bad.

>> No.74591205

>>74591190
That's just because Marisha sucks at roleplaying.
But all the official art of Beau is not black.

>> No.74591209

>>74591201
Yes she fucking is.

>> No.74591231

>>74591205
Yeah, she's Korra black, not Africa black

>> No.74591239

>>74591205
Dude what.

>> No.74591245

>>74591197
God damn, Laura. Someone get her a glass of water.
I can't help but wonder how many times she's tried to get Matt to skirt the ERP line during the home game.

>> No.74591247

>>74591231
Native American? Aren't they red?

>> No.74591251

lol someone just got all their powers removed because of this conversation.

>> No.74591253

>>74591239
That doesn't look like her official art.
>>74591231
Korra isn't black either. She's water tribe, aka inuit.

>> No.74591267

>>74591190
>token black
You retard, she's either southeast asian or some sort of native north american, she's not remotely african

>> No.74591272

>>74591253
It literally is, you pedant.

>> No.74591281

>>74591272
Black people don't have hair like that.

>> No.74591283

>e-celeb cancer thread

>> No.74591284

>>74591272
That's a nice coat. I like the blue, It's very rich

>> No.74591285

Don't assign them skin colours based off of real world people.

Its fantasy. They can be dark skinned redheads with green eyes if they want.

>> No.74591286

>>74591267
>>74591253
You know damn well they all just fall under POC to these people. They got mad that white people voiced animals in the Lion King.

>> No.74591287

>>74591251
i feel like matt's making the traveler overtly an asshole who is willing to dispose of people, yet all anyone is asking themselves is "hmm, how can we help him commit human sacrifice"

>> No.74591294

Jesus fuck this conversation is still going on.

>> No.74591304

>>74591284
She has like 6 different blue flairs in that outfit, it's distracting. Their level 10 designs are too busy.

>> No.74591308

>>74591286
No one gives a shit what twitter thinks.

>> No.74591309

>>74590531
>liam op
You really set the thread on the wrong path, faggot op.

>> No.74591315

>>74591286
Fuck off and die, being black is not the same as being PoC, even the most retarded twittard understands that not all coloured people are african american

>> No.74591318

>>74590531
good god another general, we already have far too many at more are being made each month

>> No.74591326

>>74591315
Wanna bet, nigga?

>> No.74591327

>>74591315
>actually use the term PoC
You fuck off and die.

>> No.74591328

>>74591304
Yeah, she doesn't need the sash hanging off her belt or on her staff. especially since they're a lighter blue than her coat and gradient to a very light blue. But still. The coat looks very nice.

>> No.74591338

>Thanks for coming on this Yacht excursion with me, Anon. You really are always there to give me...exactly what I need.
>Travis? Oh, don't worry about him. He's a nice husband and all but he just simply can't do for me what you can

>> No.74591340

>>74591315
you have to go back

>> No.74591341

>>74591281
>Black people don't have hair like that
Not all black people have to have afro hair sojusnigger

>> No.74591342

>>74591318
Well thank you for your efforts to save the board.
Ya did it, champ.

>> No.74591344

Beau is literally one of the worst characters in the Mighty Nein.

>> No.74591350

When are they going to talk about the fucking nightmarish living city heading straight toward [them] post avacoda fight

>> No.74591355

I'm glad tailspin has stopped the mucus infused voice

>> No.74591356

>>74591327
the person I was replying to used it first you moron, read the fucking conversation

>> No.74591361

>only 120 posts in
>It's already retarded /pol/ shit
Guess it's time to find something else to do on Thursdays. Shitposting here isn't fun anymore.

>> No.74591364

>>74591341
You don't know anything about black hair do you?

>> No.74591366

>>74591281
That's racist.

>> No.74591368

>>74591355
Now fix Marisha's vocal fry.

>> No.74591372

>>74591350
>Implying they remember

>> No.74591381

>>74591344
I would hate her much less if she didn't take so fucking long to speak. Marisha's a bad improviser and drags out each of her words to buy herself time to think of what to say.

>>74591355
For now.

>> No.74591386

>>74591350
the what? I missed last episode and this sounds much more important

>> No.74591388

>>74591366
Yeah. And?
>>74591350
The city isn't coming at them. Its just a githzerai city floating in the astral plane or something.

>> No.74591394

Each time they say "Dick" you have to drink.

>> No.74591398

>>74591350
I thought it was just a memory of what avocado originally ran away from, not that it was coming for them

>> No.74591399

GUYS
GUYS DICKS HAHAHA
DICKS GUYS

>> No.74591401

>>74591287
Your heroes ladies and Gentlemen!

Seriously, did you expect them to do anything else?

>> No.74591409

>>74591394
I don't feel like dying of alcohol poisoning, thanks.

>> No.74591412

>>74591394
No one wants to die of alcohol poisoning, anon.

>> No.74591416

>>74591399
At least the boat is finally dead and we're safe until they find a new one to give an even less funny name to,

>> No.74591419

>>74591386
I think it was 2 episodes ago at the very end after killing vokoto. They all had visions of what he was fleeing from and it was a living city in the astral plane

>>74591388
>>74591398
Ya'll really think Matt would make such a big spectacle of the vision, as the cliff hanger, and not have it be important in anyway?

>> No.74591428

>>74591419
None of it matters if they just run from the plothook.

>> No.74591434

>>74591419
>Ya'll really think Matt would make such a big spectacle of the vision, as the cliff hanger, and not have it be important in anyway?
Of course its important. But why should they talk about it? Its not like they can learn anything new right now.

>> No.74591435

Can someone pretend to be a triggered rape victim in the chat so they stop saying "Dick" every other fucking sentence, please.

>> No.74591445

>Travis suggesting they hunt the dinosaurs
Fuck yes finally a good suggestion

>> No.74591453

I really want Matt to step in here and just be like "Okay, what do you guy want to do?" and then just have a time skip with a few rolls and shit.

>> No.74591455

>>74591435
Show's prerecorded dude

>> No.74591464

>>74591435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P9ojqr8Tv4

>> No.74591466

I'll be so glad when TravelerCon is done so we can move past this boring shit and get into some other boring shit.

>> No.74591470

>>74591455
Allegedly.

>> No.74591484

>WNBA: Postponed
>NBA: Postponed
>MLB: Postponed
>NHL: Postponed
>NFL: No practices
>Critical Role: Continues

Is anyone else sort of lowkey disappointed they didn't actually put on a pause on this weeks episode and stand in solidarity with sports leagues in protest of the fucked up situation? I mean Travis claims to be a sportsguy so he knows what's going on. I think it would have been a powerful and necessary message if CR postponed tonights episode. Besides it's prerecorded anyway, it's not like they're live.

>> No.74591487

>>74591435
You triggered snowflake?

>> No.74591493

>>74591434
Why WOULDN'T the characters talk about? It's not realistic at all to see something like that, and ignore it just to go DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS

>> No.74591500

>>74591493
Because they DID talk about it right after it fucking happened.

>> No.74591501

>>74591484
theres no nigs on the critical role cast nor does their fanbase care about sports, postponing their show in solidarity with a gunned down black man would ring incredibly hollow.

>> No.74591502

>>74591484
Who gives a fuck if some literal nobody niggers want to protest?

>> No.74591506

>>74591484
They only pay lip service when needed. If enough hambeasts yelled at them on twitter, it might happen. Until then, they are literally just in this for the money.

>> No.74591510

>>74591484
Who are people virtue signaling for this time?

>> No.74591540

>>74591510
Jacob Blake, He tryed to pull a knife out of his car.

>> No.74591546

>>74591500
No they fucking didn't. He finishes the vision and the episodes ends. The very next episode they just loot and then traveler con shit starts. They talk about wanting to know more about it ooc but they then none of the character give a shit as of the next ep

>> No.74591553

>Come back from watching Wraslin
>They are talking about Tree Stride and Dick when i thought Travelercon was finally happening

ffs why do I expect the bare minimum. How many times have they tried to get Matt to say Keyleth's name?

Will Matt dare run a 3rd campaign in Taldorei without a 5000 year timeskip?

>> No.74591555

>>74591540
Plus he was a werewolf.

>> No.74591558

>>74591540
theres no evidence that it happened besides the audio of the cop yelling drop the knife before unloading shots into the car, which by the way had the dude's kids in it. do you really think he would walk away from the officers, grab a knife from his car, and attack an officer with a gun with his kids watching?

>> No.74591565 [DELETED] 

Marishas tits look really big tonight

>> No.74591578

>>74591565
No they don't, Marisha.

>> No.74591581

>>74591565
Who's this

>> No.74591583

I am late. What's happening? Is Keyleth's mom the new team bus?

Also, I just hit the C1 episode where they bring Percy back from the dead, and I am now happy death is not a possibility.

>> No.74591584

>>74591558
>do you really think he would walk away from the officers, grab a knife from his car, and attack an officer with a gun with his kids watching?
Yes.

>> No.74591585

>>74591565
milk truk has arrived.....

>> No.74591590

>>74591583
Was the the Ripley fight?

>> No.74591596

Fjord hiring a person to find someone when they've used scrying on a "description" of a person before. At least it's something

>> No.74591597

>>74591590
Yeah. That was sweet, then it was two hours of Marisha fake crying.

>> No.74591605

>>74591584
poltards confirmed incapable of basic human thought processes

>> No.74591610

>>74591605
nigger

>> No.74591613

>>74591596
Travis is a good lad, and I wish he was more assertive with these layabouts.

>> No.74591621

>Matt time skipping this next week.

Thank fucking god.

>> No.74591624

>>74591610
retard

>> No.74591625

>>74591558
Anon, forensics literally found a knife on the floor of the car beside the driver's seat.

>> No.74591626

rate my cosplay

>> No.74591633

>>74591605
Even though they do that kind of retarded shit all the time?

>> No.74591644

>>74591626
boobs+CON/10

>> No.74591645

>>74591626
She'd honestly be kind of cute if I wasn't so sure she has an awful personality.
Plus the tattoos.

>> No.74591652

>>74591540
I don't know blake, but I know the cop who shot him and he's a really good guy. Known him since high school. Nobody cares about him. Dude shot a guy, which is fucking shaking enough of an experience, and now half the fucking country wants his blood. I mean not only death threats to his mom and dad, but they found his fucking cousin on facebook who lives out of town and sent him death threats too. I'm honestly just glad that the kid shot those guys. That forced evers' hand and now they are actually arresting people and so far its been a lot more peaceful. Hell, this morning they were turning away volunteers for clean up because there wasn't that much besides graffiti to clean. Fuck anyone who drives 5+ hours to burn down someone else's town.

>> No.74591662

>>74591626
2/10. Race bending is wrong, and she's too thin.

>> No.74591666

>>74591624
You triggered snowflake?

>> No.74591679

>>74591652
But don't fuck the guys who drive 5+ hours to shoot people?

>> No.74591683

>Beau: I'll be on dick hiding duty :)

>> No.74591700

>>74591683
SHE'S CURED!

>> No.74591701

>>74591625
Interesting how CR campaigns mirror the wishes of those wanting zero consequences for being sociopaths.

>> No.74591702

>>74591679
I mean, that moron has been arrested.

>> No.74591703

>>74591626
Erasing the identity of a proud womyn of colour. Cancelled out of ten.

>> No.74591709

>>74591626
ytwashing/10

>> No.74591718

>>74591702
If you mean Kyle, he's gonna walk.

>> No.74591725

I want to breed this nerd

>> No.74591729

>>74591625
yes, because it was there he was planning on stabbing a cop with it, clearly. circumstantial evidence isn't damning no matter how you try to spin it.

>> No.74591732

>> No.74591738

>>74591725
I wonder what Ashley and Brian's child will be like.
Also I hope Matt and Marisha never breed.

>> No.74591739

ask you shall receive anon

>> No.74591743

>>74591725
how does it feel knowing that a druggie goes balls deep in her every night

>> No.74591746

>>74591732
>don't have babies just focus on your career
oy vey

>> No.74591754

>>74591732
This is the worst b8 ever.
No one likes Marisha and everyone likes Laura.

>> No.74591755

>>74591738
>I wonder what Ashley and Brian's child will be like
Incredibly socially awkward but covers for it with theatricality.

>> No.74591759

>>74591679
The kid is literally from about 30 minutes away. That kid's life is also ruined, but his actions ended up stopping the burning and looting in my town. Kid shoots three felons. Next day feds and national guard and police are now allowed to do their job. They do their job arresting antifa from out of state and the following night the protest was peaceful, quiet, and didn't destroy anything. My home is now safe again. That is what I care about.

>> No.74591762 [DELETED] 

>>74591743
Hey, I'm a recovered druggie, thank you very much.

>> No.74591764

>>74591738
>I wonder what Ashley and Brian's child will be like.
half-black

>> No.74591767

>>74591762
honest question, whats it like to do heroin

>> No.74591772

>>74591764
kek

>> No.74591773

>>74591764
Ashley doesn't fuck black guys.

>> No.74591783

Leave Marius alone :(

>> No.74591784

>>74591743
Hey, he's a recovered druggie, thank you very much!

>> No.74591788

>>74591759
>That kid's life is also ruined
That's what people said about the Covington kid and he's doing great now.

>> No.74591793

>>74591783
Bullyig is right, because they are the heroes!

>> No.74591795

>>74591759
The kid will be fine when he sues the media outlets that called him a white supremacist. Do what the kid from Covington did.

>> No.74591798

>be me
>haven't had any fiberous food in days
>sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes
>legs are going numb at this point
>feel a large sweaty hand touch my shoulder from behind
>"guidance, you get a d4"
Thank you Caduceus

>> No.74591801

Be honest: You didn't know Ashley left

>> No.74591802

>>74591759
Wow, shooting people gets you arrested. who fucking knew. But at least he has people like you to raise him up as a martyr

>> No.74591820

>>74591801
okay

>> No.74591821

>>74591802
He's also gonna walk away scot-free.

>> No.74591835

>>74591798
God, you look at these pictures and you just wonder.... did Melty EAT Orion?

>> No.74591836

>>74591798
not that it's a high bar but talespin doesn't look as retarded tonight

>> No.74591837

>>74591801
I genuinely thought you meant in the episode right now and actually checked to see if she was still there.

>> No.74591841

>>74591788
Dude. The kid literally killed two men at the age of 17. That fucks with your head. Not mention there is enough people here who would go out of their way to make his life miserable. I don't know. The covington kid literally just stood there while getting harassed. Kyle was attacked by and shot 3 men. I also wouldn't be surprised if the courts try to make an example of him to discourage this shit. Not to even mention, the covington kid went through civil court. Kyle is going into criminal court.

>> No.74591852

>>74591801
Ashley being roughly equal to an empty chair still makes her massively better than Marisha.

>> No.74591857

>>74591841
They intentionally overcharged Kyle so he will be acquitted.

>> No.74591863

can someone recap me on what's happened so far?

>> No.74591864

>>74591802
>But at least he has people like you to raise him up as a martyr
martyr? no. A sacrifice along with the two men he killed to stop out of towners from burning down my home? yes.

>> No.74591876

>>74591802
Charges have to be brought when stuff like this happens. It is a check on the denial of rights (the taking of lives in this case), but he will beat the charges on the claim of self defense based on evidence.

>> No.74591878

>>74591841
>The kid literally killed two men at the age of 17
Now he has a taste for blood. He'll kill again, and again, and again, if he isn't stopped now.

>> No.74591881

>>74591863
Discussion. Talking. Chit chat.

>> No.74591883

>>74591837
Anon...that IS what I meant. She was pooping for like 5 minutes.

>> No.74591885

>>74591863
nothing has happened

>> No.74591890

>>74591863
"Hurhur dicks lol"
Also, Fjord hired the bounty hunter to track down his Boat Traitor, who I assume will end up being a cultist of one of the other two Eyebeasts.

>> No.74591893

>>74591863
I have no idea, man. this shit is namek as FUCK

>> No.74591896

>>74591857
That was my thought as well. They didn't lowball a charge that may have had a chance of sticking, instead they massively overshot. I think the cops are probably happy something happened to knock the wind out of the rioting, arsons and assaults.

>> No.74591900

>>74591798
now sam has the exact same hair as talespin on the right

>> No.74591911

>>74591883
Fuckin' A

>> No.74591927

i miss nott bros

>> No.74591929

>>74591896
I'm glad your an optimist.
I figure they overcharged him so he'll get an acquittal and spark more riots.

>> No.74591942

>>74591900
Sam will be the next Talespin

>> No.74591946

>>74591927
Sam hinted that she was going to try and fuck Caleb. Wish she'd get on with it already. She needs a reason to still be around.

>> No.74591952

>all these ridiculous right wingers in this thread
You do know these threads are full of liberals and the entire cast of CR not only supports blm but believes in transrights. Don't you have a RNC and a trump speech to pretend is coherent?

>> No.74591961

>>74591927
I miss our qt gobo girl too.
>>74591946
When and how did he do that?

>> No.74591964

Travis looks so giddy at the possibility of some actual combat, so refreshing.

>> No.74591969

>>74591044
Wow that is dark
fucking stolen

>> No.74591972

>>74591929
You'll get more riots either way because that's what people are being paid to do but it will take time for the usual suspects to find more mooks willing to risk getting shot for this shit.

>> No.74591975

>>74590810
Wow, I was basically right except the goodbye ceremony wasn't that long

>> No.74591980

>>74591952
dilate

>> No.74591984

>>74591952
>You do know these threads are full of liberals
I don't think that's true, actually.
And they only believe in the "trans" shit because they'd lose their jobs if they didn't. Enjoy the support from your hostages, dipshit.

>> No.74591988

>>74591961
He admitted to crushing on Caleb, the mother-child affection she had evolved into wanting his firebolt

>> No.74591989

>>74591927
Let's not deadname. Her name is Veth.
>>74591961
She was never a "gobbo" she is and was always a halfling....who just happened to be in the wrong body.

>> No.74591995

>>74591952

>> No.74591997

>>74591964
He just wants some kick in the door gameplay, but is too nice to fight the group on it.

>> No.74591998

>>74590531
This shit stays up as attractive bait for all the nuD&D fags, yet my storyshitting general /SSG/ gets taken down the moment it's posted. But the irony is critical role is the archetype, the very elemental essence of what it means to storyshit.

>> No.74591999

>>74591961
Veth's updated music playlist.

>> No.74592006

>>74591946
They need a better story why Nott/Veth has been so mindlessly devoted to Caleb from the beginning.

>> No.74592008

>>74591972
Maybe if the cops stopped shooting people during times where they are in the news for shooting and killing people people wouldn't be rioting over police killing people

>> No.74592025

>Titmouse

MORE ELF WHEN, YOU GOOK BASTARD!?

>> No.74592028

>>74591989
No she was literally transmuted into a Goblin. She wasn't just Frankensteined into something she's not by a greedy doctor looking to make a buck off of her mental disorder.

>> No.74592040

>>74592008
How come every black man killed by police has been in the middle of a crime or had a criminal history?

>> No.74592045

Who else unironically thinks this will be the best animated show since ATLA

>> No.74592047

>>74591989
Veth was her deadname first.
Like literally. It was her name she lost when she fuckig died.

>> No.74592051

>>74591952
>>74591989

>> No.74592059

>>74592008
>Cops should just let violent criminals do what they want
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.74592064

>>74591952
same kenowhere anon here. Who said I was right winger? or liberal? All that shit goes out the window when you have to evacuate elderly family members, avoid downtown, stay up to make sure no one molotovs your building, and still work 10 hour days. Hundreds of people came from their town to my town to burn it. Then, it stopped. That is all that matters. Fuckin hell, the Danish Brotherhood will probably not get rebuilt.

>> No.74592066

>> No.74592067

>rivenDALE
dammit marisha

>> No.74592070

>>74592040
How come you always manage to find some bullshit to assume criminality after the fact as if that justifies murdering motherfuckers.

>> No.74592074

>Rivendale
Fucking...

>> No.74592079

>>74592008
"Killing people" who are endangering cops AND citizens by resisting arrest, going after weapons... when they never should has been released from prisons in the first place?

>> No.74592080

>>74592066
See, this is the shit that I mean. Absolutely rocking bod, down syndrome face.

>> No.74592088

>>74592067
>>74592074
glad i wasn't the only one who picked up on it, she's such a fake nerd but it's whatever

>> No.74592093

>>74592045
I'll be honest, if this is well received (and it will be), then I think there's a real possibility of an actual series. Not one of C1 or C2 but a standalone story set in the world, likely on one of the unseen continents.

>> No.74592099

>>74592080
What the fuck kind of wonderland are you living in that even the potatoes look that cute?

>> No.74592101

>>74592070
Because I only deal in the truth.

>> No.74592103

>>74592070
There are ways and means of dealing with the police that makes it less likely that you will be killed by them. It's a life skill that anybody can learn.

>> No.74592113

>>74592067
>>74592074
>>74592088
I don't know what you're talking about. I clearly remember Frobo staying in Rivendale before going to Mount Doob to defeat the forces of Sorearm.

>> No.74592120

>>74592064
Nice larp.

>> No.74592121

>>74591605
joggers

>> No.74592122

>>74592093
>Campaign 3 is just a scripted season of a TV show
That would force them to cut out all of the padding and pointless shit and I would be so, so down for that.

>> No.74592134

>>74592066
>>74592080

>> No.74592142

>Thanks for hangin out with me brah. Let's lay back, relax and sip some monsters and pound some brew.
>Laura? Don't worry about her. She knows I need some alone time with my best bro. Besides since having the baby we haven't exactly...been close.

>> No.74592143

>> No.74592149

So wait, they're adapting the early pre-stream comic stuff, then skipping ahead to Whtitestone? No Vassalheim or Kraghammer?

>>74592088
Do they not say it in the movie, so you don't even need to see it spelled to know it's wrong?
Or does she just watch too much Riverdale?

>> No.74592152

>>74592113
Fucking kek.
I'm totally making Sorearm a villain in my game.

>> No.74592156

>>74592122
Honestly if they just have Matt help with story and worldbuilding stuff and didn't have the cast actually in it, then it may be possible to have both the stream and the show run simultaneously without messing with each others schedules.

>> No.74592171

>>74592122
Don't they have an animated series in the works?

>> No.74592172

>>74592149
They're only adapting stuff that doesn't involve Orion.

>> No.74592176

>>74592045
It certainly will be longer lived than most of the action cartoons since.

Where's it getting released, anyways? Amazon Prime?

>> No.74592177

>>74592134
holy shit

>> No.74592180

> Wendy's is evil
> Vox Machina on Amazon... perfectly fine.

>Save the rain forests
>Buying dice towers and vaults made from rare wood... perfectly fine.

>> No.74592184

>>74592122
they would still have to fake it so that would make for like 2hr. long episodes, which would be like 30 episode seasons at best

>> No.74592186

>>74592079
cops arent judge jury and executioner, their job is to apprehend people to the best of their ability. Not draw their gun and unload their whole clips every time they get a lil scared. You're a cop your job is dangerous if your so scared you shoot someone every time you "think" they are going to do something you need to do something else.

>> No.74592187

>>74592149
I think due to the fact that Tiberius is there, they can't do that without literally writing out his character from existence.

>> No.74592194

>>74592122
it's an animated remake of the original you fucking newfag

>> No.74592201

>>74592180
their moral standards are more based on what keeps their fans happy, rather than any actual beliefs they hold

>> No.74592203

>>74592180
To be fair there was a lot of seething on twitter about the Amazon Prime shit but they realized they legit didnt have a leg to stand on

>> No.74592214

>>74592186
>cops should just let criminals murder them

>> No.74592221

>>74592194
Read the post I replied to, you fat stain.

>> No.74592226

none of them are trained in survival

>> No.74592229

>>74592149
>Travis: I would like to do something mundane and boring but safe. I let people walk all over me because I have no personality!
>Marisha: LOOK AT ME I WRITE NOTES BUT SOMEHOW I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND GET CONFUSED ABOUT EVERYTHING EVERY TIME HAHA! DOES IT HAVE A VAGINA? I WANT TO LICK IT!
>Liam: I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU CRINGE WHILE TRYING TO BE SERIOUS, DARK, DRAMATIC, ETC AND ALSO CHEAT, LIE AND TRY TO TRICK THE DM TO GET MY WAY *pulls you aside* WHAT ARE WE EVEN -DOING- HERE? JUST REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU! THIS WAS A VERY IMPORTANT CONVERSATION THAT WE NEEDED TO HAVE ON SCREEN!
>Sam: WATCH OUT, I'M GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY BASED! UNTIL THE STORY GETS FOCUSED ON ME AND I'LL BE BORING FOREVER
>Laura: OMG CUTE ANIMAL FRIENDS! EVERY BAD THING THAT HAPPENED THIS CAMPAIGN WAS LITERALLY MY SUGGESTION! DOUGHNUTS! MORE ANIMALS! MONSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
>Talespin:UM, HMM, LET'S GET WEIRD, OH WAIT, HOLD ON, OH NICE *clears throat ineffectively*I GOT SOMETHING FOR THAT, HMM I WAS PLANNING SOMETHING, HMMM, NO OKAY UM I CAST UHUHUHUHUH, NO NO WAIT, HMM...*SHAKES*
>Ashley: RARELY HERE AND SO DEATHLY QUIET WHEN I ATTEND YOU FORGET I SHOWED UP
>Guest: I literally have no idea what I'm doing
>The Woll: I was too good for this shit. Why won't anyone watch MY D&D show?
>Redit/Twitch/Twitter: OMG I LOVE EVERYTHING *donates absurd amount of money and buys ridiculously over-priced merch*
>/tg/: I HATE THIS BUT LET ME JUST TALK ABOUT IT EVERY WEEK ALL NIGHT!

>> No.74592231

>>74592180
how does owning wooden dice make a significant impact on rainforests?
have you ever seen a tree before?

>> No.74592234

>>74592214
yeah cause thats what is happening lmao

>> No.74592240

>>74592186
Uh huh nice to be an armchair critic isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfi3Ndh3n-g

>> No.74592241

How far in are they? is there a point in me watching?

>> No.74592243

>>74592171
>>74592194
hey retards we're talking about the potential of a new show set in the world, not Legend of Vox Machina. Fucking read.

>> No.74592245

>>74591044
In the first few episodes of campaign 1 someone brings up how a party member used alter self to try to bugs bunny an orc chieftain and almost got raped.

>> No.74592247

>>74592172
What's an Orion?

>> No.74592251

>>74592231
>dude what does driving my car to work every day have to do with global warming? Greenhouse effect? What's that? Dude it's just a car. Have you seen the earth before? It's huge!

>> No.74592255

>I should have used Guidance on myself
>A cantrip good for one use with a one minute duration for a multi-hour long skill check
NO

>> No.74592258

>>74592245
I think they toned down the edginess when Sam made the nazi joke

>> No.74592263

>>74592180
Well, with live being dead, they no longer Wormwood giveaway.

>> No.74592269

>>74592240
3 cops 1 guy = i needed to shoot a guy in the back 7 times lmao

>> No.74592280

>>74592251
Yes.

>> No.74592283

Laura is so fucking kawaii you guys. Why are all the Laura posters in hiding?

>> No.74592286

>>74592241
Break just ended, about 2 hours in.

>> No.74592290

>>74592269
DIS NIGGA DOESN'T KNOW THE 21 FEET RULE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js0haocH4-o

>> No.74592295

>>74592283
Take the whorepill and embrace the superior critterthot

>> No.74592308

>>74592241
>stream the same time every time
>"HoW fAr In ArE tHeY????"

>> No.74592313

>>74592187
Just replace him with Aurelius Blizzardwave, their Dragonborn friend who sadly died in the first fight with the Briarwoods in Emon.

>> No.74592320

>>74592283

>> No.74592323

>>74592290
i hope you dont own a firearm

>> No.74592339

>>74592243
I think the animated series might push them towards making things more scripted

>> No.74592353

>>74592240
It's not hard to criticize them when you know they're chugging the whole "warrior cop" kool aid about how everyone wants to kill them and they're the only thing protecting the delicate little innocent sheep from all the scary wolves lurking behind every corner. And they love that kool aid. if the city doesn't shell out money for it, the unions will.

>> No.74592356

>>74592339
Would things being more scripted make things worse? Or would it cut down on dilly-dallying?

>> No.74592362

>already 2 hours in
>thread is only just past 300 posts

fuck it's just been all talking tonight hasn't it?

>> No.74592378

>>74592323
I hope you step on your lego set

>> No.74592379

>>74592339
It's already changed their RP, you can see them deliberately fishing for cute vignettes for TV.

>> No.74592390

Hey anons, my session just ended, what'd I miss so far?

>> No.74592391

>>74592362
The creepy liamfag wore himself out early and has nothing to spam.

>> No.74592400

>>74592353
You mean doing a job they've been instructed to do in difficult and dangerous circumstances?

>> No.74592406

you just KNOW

>> No.74592413

>>74592390
>lolita Laura
God why is she so perfect

>> No.74592414

>>74592378
and I hope no one "thinks" youre a criminal and "thinks" youve got a weapon and shoots you

>> No.74592416

>>74592362
They are about to murder an innocent apex predator to feed idiot cultists.

>> No.74592432

>>74592406
Trinket absolutely lived for Vex pussy.
And there's like no porn of it.

>> No.74592436

Rudy

>> No.74592437

>>74591998
No one's gonna use your word

>> No.74592445

>>74592400
Look, man, I'm not doing anything wrong. I just want to assault people, burn down their homes and livelihoods and maybe rape or murder a few people. I'm a good boy, what's with these bastard cops trying to stop me. They're the ones in the wrong.

>> No.74592453

>>74592400
When Cops aren't legally required to intervene when someone is being murdered, I have doubts that they *really* need warrior training.

>> No.74592456

>Matt proving once again that he's prepped for anything
Based Matt

>> No.74592459

I would kill any single one of you just to have Matt as my DM.

>> No.74592463

>>74592414
I won't be wrestling with police and then walking away from them trying to get in a car while ignoring their commands.

>> No.74592482

>>74592459
>wanting a doormatt DM

>> No.74592485

>>74592406
>>74592432
>she always reminded people that trinket was a boy for some reason
oh god oh fuck

>> No.74592496

>>74592459
Choose >>74592353
He's fine with you doing it and doesn't want the cops to intervene.

>> No.74592503

>>74592456
With Dwarven Forge™ Dungeon Tiles and Accessories, setting up an impromptu battle site is just THAT easy.

>> No.74592504

>>74592459
Why play on easy mode?

>> No.74592506

"he'll be awake soon"

>> No.74592507

>>74592432
and yet there's a bunch of beardog porn with korra

>> No.74592510

>>74592459
And I'd kill you just to watch you die, so watch your fucking step.

>> No.74592511

>>74592463
3 cops couldnt subdue one man with a taser? mace? their own strength? Yep sure sounds like well trained cops and prolly in the same fitness shape as you

>> No.74592542

>>74592510
When's the last time I legitimately cringed at something on this site? Good Lord...

>> No.74592543

>>74592142
Stop making me gay brah

>> No.74592547

i honestly didnt think there would be combat this session

>> No.74592557

>>74592463
And yet a 17 year can cross state lines with a gun, carry said gun, use said gun, shoot people, wear gloves to hide his finger prints, walk right up to police officers, get let by by police officers, go home and sleep in his bed afterwards.

Eat shit

>> No.74592571

>>74592557
self defense is a wild thing isnt it?

>> No.74592574

>>74592547
Unless its heavily homebrewed its not exciting

>> No.74592577

>>74592557
Get given water and given thanks for coming over buy the cops even

>> No.74592581

>>74592547
This isn't combat, anon. This is a murder.

>> No.74592585

While we wait for set up, do you anons have anything you're looking forward to for the weekend?

>> No.74592604

>FAT FUCK VETH BREAKS A BRANCH
Based Matt
>They all still get a surprise round except for Veth
Kinda dumb

>> No.74592605

>>74592574
maybe it's an ice t-rex with a breath weapon or something

>> No.74592609

>>74592511
He had all the time until he reached into the vehicle to not be retarded. Dude deserved to get shot rather than let him potentially flee the scene causing a chase.
>>74592557
Yep. If you look at the law everything dude did was legal. Don't want to get domed like a dumb faggot cunt then don't run up on a dude with a rifle. Or do because I will laugh as you bleed to death in the street and shit your pants like that fag with the skateboard.

>> No.74592618

>>74592571
It's not self defense. He went there to shoot someone.

Eat Shit.

>> No.74592620

>>74592453
>When Cops aren't legally required to intervene when someone is being murdered
When did this happen?

>> No.74592621

>>74592605
Matt should just break out King of Feathers on them since he already run Tomb of Annihilation once and I doubt they will ever do it again

>> No.74592627

>>74592585
Those two tropical storms are gonna be hitting my state sometime around tomorrow. I'm hoping for some nice, wet, gray weather to set the mood for watching horror movies with my fiance all weekend.

>> No.74592635

>>74592557

Anon, do you think The Mighty Nine are Good people?

>> No.74592645

>A couple of faggots too weak to argue on /pol/ come to /tg/ to shit up threads with their off topic vaginal discharge
I hate these episodes

>> No.74592651

>>74592604
They were setting up an ambush on a sleeping target, the natural reaction to "someone fucks up" is lighting the target up with everything they have.

>> No.74592652

PHAP
PAHP

>> No.74592660

Molly was a shit character and I'm still glad he's dead.

>> No.74592665

>>74592609
wow just wow I hope you dont register to vote this year

>> No.74592668

>>74592652

>> No.74592671

>>74592557
He turned himself in.
Cops said they weren't allowed to arrest him because of the cuck mayor.

>> No.74592674

Oh I get it the good stuff is her boobers

>> No.74592678

>>74592652
Beau: Coming Soon to Funko Pop Pop vinyls.

>> No.74592685

>>74592618
>going there to protect property = going there to shoot someone
Gee you are retarded. If people didn't attack him do you honestly think anyone would have been shot? Do keep in mind that he is on video earlier in the night seeking help for someone who had been injured.

>> No.74592687

>>74592651
>it's a surprise when you're no longer surprised
okay

>> No.74592689

>>74592618
>NOOO HE INTENDED TO SHOOTERINO NOT SELF DEFENSE!

>> No.74592697

>>74592618
Anon, he literally told a reporter beforehand that he was just there to protect businesses from looting.

>> No.74592698

>>74592645
Sounds really comfy, anon!

>> No.74592704

Where do I go to actually discuss the game

>> No.74592706

>>74592668
Why is she always making this face?

>> No.74592708

>>74592665
lol be afraid bitch

>> No.74592715

>>74592609
not to mention there was 3 babies in the car, so cop was so unaware of the scene or just didnt give a shit about harming them while firing a gun 2 ft from then 7 times

>> No.74592717

>>74592618
I heard that he was protecting property, I'm sure this is legal. I also heard there was buildings set on fire on previous occasions due to the rioters, I also heard the property he was protecting was a gas station y'know with big gas tanks and stuff?

>> No.74592723

>>74592687
You ever been woken up by someone? If six dudes were waiting to attack you, you probably end up taking a hit before you can do anything.

>> No.74592736

>Yasha forgets to add her Zealot Barb necrotic damage again
Ashley needs to read the fucking book and remember

>> No.74592738

>>74592715
Yeah, just let someone who was getting violent with police before and had a criminal history reach into his car while the people who called the police on him are nearby, I'm sure he'd never pull out a weapon to get retribution on the people who called the police on him or on the police themselves :)

>> No.74592739

>>74592320
I don't think I've ever tried to avoid eye contact wkth a gif before

>> No.74592741

>ray of enfeeblement
hand goes straight for the dice

>> No.74592747

>>74592697
>>74592685
>>74592717

He has no legal right to protect someone elses property. Lol.Just keep grasping at those straws.

>> No.74592748

Calling bets that Melty will not remind that the T-Rex can do a con-save to turn off Ray of Enfeebelment.

>> No.74592750

>>74592723
>You ever been woken up by someone?
no :(

>> No.74592759

>>74592738
Not just a criminal history, an active warrant out for his arrest.

>> No.74592765

>>74592620
https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2018/12/21/us-judge-says-law-enforcement-officers-had-no-legal-duty-protect-parkland-students-during-mass-shooting/

>> No.74592770

>>74592747
>He has no legal right to protect someone elses property
Oh yeah where does it say this then?

>> No.74592773

>>74592717
he had no ties to the business so why would him driving across state lines with a firearm not be illegal and he just came across a random scene he wasnt protecting shit, just being a fat no gf homo that thinks having a gun makes them tough like all the other pathetic shooters we have seen in the counrty

>> No.74592779

>>74592723
oh, I see you've never played the game before and you're just talking out of your ass. He's alerted and can no longer be surprised.

Just another example of milquetoast matt letting the players do whatever the hell they want.

>> No.74592781

>>74592748
Odds on DoorMat remembering on his own?

>> No.74592784

>>74592773
That sounds like projection.

>> No.74592785

>>74592738
or attack the babies, which is often the case.

>> No.74592786

>>74592759
i dont care what he had cops dont get decide if someone lives or dies on a thought. Thats why we have a court system.

>> No.74592794

I'm super invested in them fighting a random dinosaur for no real reason, you guys.

>> No.74592796

this is a really cool critical role thread guys

>> No.74592798

>>74592786
So yes, cops should just let criminals murder them.

>> No.74592813

>>74592794
Yeah I mean it's something, better than discussing for hours about what to do.

>> No.74592814

Ah yes, that part in Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldblum trapped the TRex in a flying fence made out of saw blades.

>> No.74592818

>>74592765
Yeah what you've got there is an instance of two or more judges disagreeing on matter of law, if you read the article properly?

>> No.74592819

Don't kill the T-rex! The poor guy can't even masturbate with those short little arms.

>> No.74592820

>>74592747
Notice how it was a non-violent deterrence until he was in imminent danger? Absolutely self defense for each shoot.

>> No.74592821

We should stop having these threads. Nothing of value would be lost and we'd all be better off for it.

>> No.74592823

>>74592796
Can you blame us? Not like there's anything in the show to talk about.

>> No.74592831

>>74592796
Trying to have any sort of serious conversation on 4chan is impossible. Even on obscure boards like /out/ people just go from thread to thread /pol/ dumping

>> No.74592837

>>74592819
That's what Jester is for

>> No.74592839

>>74592798
a guy with a knife that they didnt know at the time he had could murder 3 cops with guns drawn?? What a bunch of pussies this generation has spawned

>> No.74592846

>>74592786
Yeah, instead the violent criminal should get to decide if the police or the surrounding civilians die, great idea.

>> No.74592849

>>74592823
That isn't an excuse to act like dipshits

>> No.74592851

>>74592773
>he had no ties to the business
And? Is he not legally allowed to protect property?

>> No.74592852

>>74592831
/pol/ has unironically destroyed this site

>> No.74592858

>>74592821
My night was instantly worsened when I came in 5 minutes ago

>> No.74592867

>>74592820
yeah he shot a person in the head before that, they were trying to disarm him on the video youre talking about

>> No.74592871

Why does Caleb have fighter subclass features?

>>74592837
Jester is not Vex.

>> No.74592875

>>74592704
Just go to your actual group like me. Every Friday night I subject my friends to bitching and moaning about CR. And sometimes they join

>> No.74592876

Rate this episode out of 10.

>> No.74592882

>>74592871
because he's a chad

>> No.74592894

>>74592852
>Anyone who disagrees with leftist shits points of view is /pol/

>> No.74592895

>>74592882
>whiny faggot
>chad
uh...

>> No.74592899

>>74592839
>I should just let myself get stabbed because there are 2 other cops right beside me!

>> No.74592900

>>74592894
ok /pol/

>> No.74592903

>>74592867
No, I'm talking about both videos. He was running away from the dude who got shot in the head and no shooting took place before the dude chased him into the parking lot. Then he shot the dude in self defense and was chased by the rest of the mob which then lead into the video where he tripped leading to two more self defense shoots.

>> No.74592912

>>74592818
And the supreme court says no, Cops have no duty to protect you

>> No.74592914

I said I like my milk shaken, not stirred

>> No.74592916

>>74592894
>leftists say dumb shit
>get pushback
>"wtf why did /pol/ do this"

>> No.74592917

>>74592895
stay forever mad

>> No.74592919

>>74592900
Are you bored? Have you not got a black person to grovel to at this precise moment in time?

>> No.74592921

Report off-topic posts.

>> No.74592922

Abandoning Texblade was such a bad character choice for Fjord.

This weedy nondescript upper class brit accent just doesn't feel appropriate.

>> No.74592930

FOR YOU

>> No.74592937

>>74592894
take a look at this thread, it's literally just /pol/ talking about breaking news.
also you should hang yourself you subhuman braindead spastic. spend half a second reading what i replied to rather than getting instantaneously offended like a fucking faggot.

>> No.74592940

>>74592900
>anyone who disagrees with leftists is /pol/
>leftytard proves point
wasted dubs

>> No.74592944

>>74592921
Is that what you're doing?

>> No.74592952

>>74592922
Everyone knew it was coming eventually. Its not like he decided to change accents.
We always knew Fjord had a different accent then he used with the group.

>> No.74592960

best cast member coming through

>> No.74592965

>>74592921
literally nothing is happening

>> No.74592968

Man, this hunting trip would've been more engaging if only part of the group went, between action economy and all the spellcasters when the enemy is non-magical beast, makes it so dumb.

>> No.74592971

>>74592960
I hope he didn't die of the Rona

>> No.74592981

Based Sam, joking about the T-Rex's kids.
>They come back from the slumberparty."Dad?"
Then Marisha comes and says:
>"But then we'll get 3 mounts!"

>> No.74592983

>>74592971
Henry or Brian? Because I also hope Henry is okay.

>> No.74592986

>>74592965
The thread's topic is Critical Role, not political garbage. That shit belongs somewhere else.

>> No.74592987

>lol cancel
Literally the most cancer of all D&D players

>> No.74592992

>>74592937
I did read it, you couldn't resist /pol/ dropping in response.

>> No.74592998

>>74592871
Liam is the poster boy for what NOT to do as a player. He's beyond the definition of That Guy. He's beyond the definition of Munchkin. The shit is pathological.

>> No.74593003

God I fucking hate Monks and I have Grave Clerics. Sentinel at Death's Door is such a cockblock ability and I will never EVER play a Monk because I despise whenever a big fight gets wrecked because the creatures roll shitty against Stunning Strike and the DM can't in good conscious give it Legendary Resists

>> No.74593004

>>74592987
Its a legit ability.

>> No.74593008

>>74592697
That literally isn't self defense though

>> No.74593009

>>74592912
And yet they still do.

>> No.74593012

>>74593004
And it's cancer.

>> No.74593014

Why the fuck is Liam reading monster stats mod fight? what a piece of shit.

>> No.74593015

>>74592983
Brian can't die, he's done too many drugs

>> No.74593020

>>74592992
what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.74593021

Matt keeps trying to have monsters eat Beau. Is Matt secretly a vore fetishist?

>> No.74593026

I'd wager Marisha in fact does have Dope Scars.

>If not for Cad shenanigans, Beau would have been instagibbed
Dangit, Strawberry Cow.
>>74592952
Yeah, I know. I just wish it was a bit more of a down and dirty accent. Something fitting an abandoned orphan HOrc.

>> No.74593028

>Liam just admitting to cheat to get to look at monster stats by turning into the exact monster and casting polymorph.
>"But I was looking at T-Rex stats".
>Matt: "Its not a normal T-rex."
>Liam:*Proceeds to tell about his free grab attack*

>> No.74593032

>>74593020
>what the fuck are you talking about?
Your raging /pol/ hate boner.

>> No.74593034

>>74592986
We've talked about everything in here. From 40k to metal music to politics to that one anon's foot fungus problem to cooking to sports. Like everything.

>> No.74593037

>>74592968
Imagine giving a surprise round on top of that, yawn

>> No.74593043

>>74593014
He turned into a T-rex so they his own stats

>> No.74593045

>>74593014
At the moment, he is the monster. He's reading his own stats.

>> No.74593047

>>74593015
He isn't Ozzy or any of the Rolling Stones.
He hasn't basically embalmed himself and will, therefore, live forever.
He's bought himself a few years, at best.

>> No.74593049

>>74592781
Kudos to you and Matt, he did remember.

>> No.74593053

>>74593014
lol imagine being this blinded by jealousy

>> No.74593056

>>74593034
I hope that anon's foot fungus problem cleared up.

>> No.74593057

>>74593014
>He's playing the game wrong!
Wow you're so mad right now aren't you? Like I said before stay mad forever. He's allowed to have fun his way.

>> No.74593060

>"/POL/ /POL/ /POL/ /POL/ /POL/ /POL/ /POL/"
fuck you tards are worse than /pol/'s tranny posters

>> No.74593062

>>74593032
yes?
i'm saying that /pol/ ruined the website, that's why i mentioned /pol/, because it's about /pol/, the topic of conversation is /pol/.
why are you so offended by mentioning /pol/?

>> No.74593066

>>74593021
No, he just really likes eating Marisha's WAP.Its not actually like, vaginal secretions, she just sweats like a can you pulled put of a freezer.

>> No.74593074

>>74593062
You see nazis in your soup and /pol/ hiding under your bed.
You're mentally ill.

>> No.74593076

>>74593008
When people attack you screaming "KILL HIM" and you shoot them that's self defense.

>> No.74593077

>>74593034
look man as long as it isn't cancerous /pol/ vs /leftypol/ bullshit then it's fine. I feel like im losing my mind.

>> No.74593080

>>74593021
I dunno about Matt but I'd love to cockvore Jester and Beau, one into each ball, then cum them into Yasha (a much more powerful woman) without Yasha knowing my cum was just Beau and Jester digested and churned up into nutbutter in my balls

>> No.74593082

>>74593053
>>74593057
>there are actual Liam stans in this thread
are you fags or fat girls

>> No.74593085

>>74592736
Why should she when she doesn't have the mental stats to roleplay through two ladies and Sam yelling at the top of their lungs and doesn't have the physical stats to contribute to combat when Melty deletes every combat and Beau gets all the power boosts?

>> No.74593088

I wanted Matt to walk the t-rex through the blade barrier and drag Beau through with it.

>> No.74593089

>>74593066
Worthless
Abandoned
Pussy

>> No.74593092

>>74593074
>no you can't just mention this site's biggest board

>> No.74593094

>>74592986
I remember "/tg/: you don't even need the other boards any more."

>> No.74593095

>>74593056
Tfw I have gross yellow fucked up fungus big toe nails and whenever I remember I should take care of them I forget immediately

Not as bad as my scalp eczema/seborric dermatitis that I cant get treated because LOL 2 expensive

>> No.74593103

>Doormatt literally admits on stream just now that 7 vs 1 monster is dumb
>He keeps doing it

>> No.74593108

>>74592876
Baka Chika, just because the combat was over before it began doesn't mean the episode is.

>> No.74593110

>>74593092
OBSESSED.

>> No.74593112

>>74593082
He wanted to remind Matt of the grab attack to fuck over Beau, so I'll give him a pass for that one

>> No.74593122

>>74593074
who mentioned nazis? i'm talking about /pol/.
yeah, when people regurgitate the exact same onions-fueled conversations as those of /pol/, the largest and most well-known redditor attracting board on the website, it's probably /pol/ people, or people adjascent to it.
again, why are you so unbelievably triggered by mentioning it? you seem to have a severe victim complex.
if 50% of /pol/ was d&d talk, i would probably mention /tg/.

>> No.74593125

>>74593112
no one wants a dead player more than Liam and Sam

>> No.74593132

>>74593110
If you don't want to hear about /p*l/ you can always fuck off to reddit

>> No.74593140

>>74593074
>all normies are reddit
>if you call people who are AI generated clones of pol posts pol you must be a libtard commulist calling everyone a nazi
unironically kill yourself

>> No.74593144

>>74593122
Sperging about /pol/ is more cancerous than the actual political discussion going on.

>> No.74593146

Ashley tried!

>> No.74593153

>>74593094
That was before this site became ground zero of the right wing moron brigade.

>> No.74593156

>>74593125
Sometimes I feel bad for Sam/Travis. Both them clearly love the "exciting fucking oh shit we are doing something retarded and deadly" parts of DnD but they are stuck at the worst table for it.

The look of excitement Travis has whenever they get destroyed and Sam's giddyness to put himself in harms way have both died via C2

>> No.74593159

God, we haven't even hit hour 3 yet. The show probably won't even be over for another hour.

>> No.74593163

>>74593144
Your sperging out at a mere mention of the biggest board on this site is cancerous

>> No.74593166

>>74593132
No, I just don't want to hear obnoxious screeching about apparently how awful the big bad bogeyman is on /tg/ in a thread that has nothing to do with /pol/

>> No.74593170

>>74593125
Liam can't handle them doing the same to his though. He couldn't even handle Beau taking the bowl from Caleb.

>> No.74593172

>We missed Jester accidentally blenderizing Beau
Dangit!

>>74593146
She said something! It was wrong, but she participated! Someone get her a trophy!

>> No.74593179

>I said give me the HDYWTDTs every time!
>but marisha if I do it every time they will notice
>I don't care! I'm the main character!
>*Punch*
>Y-yes marisha I'm sorry, I'll do better. N-next time. *sobs in corner*

>> No.74593182

>>74593166
you are more delusional and sensitive than a tranny

>> No.74593185

>>74593156
I said last thread, that the game would be a lot better if you cut out the right half of the players.

Like, Sam, Travis, Ashley and Laura would be so much more entertaining.

>> No.74593189

So what challenge level or enemy would be a challenge for a party for seven 12th level adventurers?

>> No.74593191

>>74593170
who couldn't handle which part?

>> No.74593197

>>74593189
groups of weaker enemies that have a better action economy than our heroes

>> No.74593198

>>74593166
Yes, I'm sure anon brought up /pol/ out of nowhere since this thread had absolutely nothing going on besides a discussion about a shitty D&D campaign

>> No.74593201

>>74593028
It's not cheating if the spell literally has you use the creature's statblock and Matt was dumb enough to have the damn things exist in the first place even though Polymorph makes no mention of having to see the creature like Shapechange does

>> No.74593203

>Liam thinks this is funny
>entire cast is forced to give a pity chuckle so he shuts up
big yikes

>> No.74593204

>>74593156
This. Even at the very beginning of C1, remember when they almost all died flying over that small army of...driw was it(?) Where like 3 of them almist died?

>> No.74593205

>>74593185
Bring in Brian and you'd have a great party.

>> No.74593210

This shitty make believe world is closer to reality than whatever the hell /pol/tards live in

>> No.74593211

>>74593185
Cutting down from 7 to 3.5 would definitely speed things up make the encounters more interesting

>> No.74593214

>>74593189
Three albino TRexes? With guns! That can fly!

>> No.74593219

>>74593182
I would recommend you visit them they're only a couple of boards down, but I know if you did that you're liable to start smashing shit up after only a few minutes of being exposed to anons on there.

>> No.74593221

>>74593189
challenge level isn't the problem. Matt is. He could throw an elder god at them and still find a way to let them win

>> No.74593223

Anybody here play? This is the one thread I feel my players wont visit.

I need ideas for an arctic ecosystem, flora and fauna. Don't need it to be realistic, fantastic would be much better, like wooly mammoths at the minimum.

>> No.74593225

I just love her so much

>> No.74593230

>>74593219
retards make me almost as angry as people playing a TTRPG wrong

>> No.74593233

>>74593204
I remember when Grog did something stupid and survived a disintegration or some shit with 1 HP
C1 was wild

>> No.74593237

>>74593214
And don't start the combat fuckin' asleep.

>> No.74593240

you MUST allow us to consume your hobby

>> No.74593244

>>74593223
I play in two different campaigns at the moment.

>> No.74593259

>>74593230
Well then enjoy your Critical Role lol.

>> No.74593274

Why is Marisha constantly such an asshole.

>> No.74593280

>>74593233
He died on 0 Int like 3 episodes in because he ran into an Intellect Devourer!

>> No.74593293

>>74593240
>Huehue no u drumph /pol/lacks ar the consoomers here.wojak

>> No.74593294

>>74593233
C1 was so much better bro

>> No.74593298

>>74593274
She's making Critical Role Great Again.

>> No.74593299

>>74593280
I didn't watch the early episodes due to the sounds issue

>> No.74593301

>>74593223
Maybe some tiny plants living on a shitty soil near geothermal vents? And of course some small creatures which feed on them
Also some huge ass mammals which can stay underwater motionlessly for long periods of time and they attack by breaking the ice above them when they detect something walking on it?

>> No.74593302

>>74593191
Should have been the last straw for Beau and Fjord. Liam couldn't even handle them kicking Caleb out, much less killing him. Marisha and Travis caved. Mustn't upset poor little Liam!

>> No.74593309

>>74593103
Matt pouts every time his players action economy his unbalanced encounters to death, I don't know why he doesn't do something unexpected or actually challenging
>Oh, one of your party startled the T-rex awake
>But it's okay, you can have an extra round! :)

>> No.74593312

>>74593298
such good improv

>> No.74593317

>>74593298
i don't know when this is from but it feels so genuinely sad

>> No.74593321

>>74593294
Haha nice image. I wish I knew how to make things like this. I want to do one with ashley doing that that confused ashley face she's always making haha.

>> No.74593333

>>74593233
Yes, he also got himself killed by trying to unattune Craven Edge

Vex came within like 5hp of permadying during the Briarwoods fight and only survived because she decided to drink a potion the turn before

Keyleth almost died twice during this arc as well by touching the orb inside the ziggurat where she barely survived and damage and rolled the minimum to not get shit out by herself in the Shadowfell

It's really fucking sad to look back at C1 now. Sure it still kinda sucked at times but the quality drop between Molly's death to now is precipitous.

>> No.74593335

>>74593233
I still consider The Kill Box to be one of the craziest and best fights in the entire series.
Actually, a lot of the C1 fights are...you know what C1 was pretty much just better in general.
The characters have more of a fleshed out backstory in c2, but Ibfeel that's caused a lot of them to be scared of any chance of them dying.

>> No.74593337

>>74593274
She's a White Feminist.

>> No.74593338

>>74593280
>Intellect Devourer tries to feed on Grog
>Starves to death
So sad.

>> No.74593345

>>74593321
haha ok

>> No.74593352

>>74593302
ok Marisha

>> No.74593360

>>74593302
Honestly much of the early campaign is more in fovr of Nott/Caleb than the rest. Specially with Molly/Beau acting like inquisitors while trying to act mysterious/

>> No.74593361

>>74593337
>She's a White
Should've stopped right there

>> No.74593365

wait did Sam do that to his hair just for the bit at the beginning? What a legend.

>> No.74593369

>>74593361
based 50 cent

>> No.74593371

Why are Marisha characters always alcoholics?

>> No.74593374

>Marisha says anything at all
>/crg/ shits on her

>> No.74593378

There goes Beau being lovable again

>> No.74593385

did the dinosaur do anything?

>> No.74593395

>>74593365
I feel like he did it for his kids during lockdown.

>> No.74593399

>>74593371
Marisha is probably an alcoholic.

>> No.74593400

>>74593385
She died

>> No.74593405

>time to lie to a total stranger, just because lol
god won't let me rest

>> No.74593407

Jesus Christ, Marisha is legitimately a retard.

>> No.74593408

>>74593385
was the victim of a surprise round despite waking up, god cut up by some flying barbed wire, and then died to action economy with beau in its mouth

>> No.74593427

>>74593405
>>74593407
Why can't she ever do anything right?

>> No.74593430

>Sam immediately recognising a member of his old troupe
Based.

>> No.74593431

>>74593405
>time to also insult said stranger and proclaim that she thinks this whole thing is a scam
please god let it end

>> No.74593436

>guy on twitch sends me a whisper
>"Nice message. So you're from /crg/ too?"
>mfw

>> No.74593447

She's such a needless cunt to literally every stranger that she can't fuck, it's incredible.

>> No.74593454

>>74593430
>Marisha doesn't even recognize her own mother
>Sam immediately recognizes an unimportant NPC that showed up once

>> No.74593455

>>74593223
Remorhaz. Giant elks. White dragons. Yetis. Primroses. Pine trees. Wendigos. Polar bears. Mistletoe and holly plants. White rabbits. Arctic foxes. Seals and walruses. Winter wolves.

>> No.74593456

>Random stranger extends to Beau an act of kindness and generosity
>Beau mocks his beliefs, denigrates him and acts unappreciative and generally like an asshole
She's just the worst.

>> No.74593459

>>74593447
She's a cunt to her own party too

>> No.74593460

>>74593407
A retard is only as retarded as those who enable it

>> No.74593462

>>74593430
sam was the only one who even recognized keyleth's mom by name (marisha was lol).
he seems like he's the only one who genuinely appreciates the game, and obviously misses the old one. I wonder if it's because he's watched c1 recently in lockdown.

>> No.74593467

>>74593430
Gotta remind people of a much, much better campaign.

>>74593431
Did you know Exandria has a very popular hat style called a fedora?

>> No.74593480

>>74593345
haha no really I wish I could make it but I can't because I don't know how but I think you should make it. Like Ashley making a regular face and thing faded out her making this confused face...anon come on i believe in you!

haha jk jk jk....unless?

>> No.74593489

>>74593223
You could have weird semi-undead roaming there as their flesh is preserved by the cold. I did this once with wights.
There are really good homebrew wendigo stats you can find online too.

>> No.74593492

>>74593456
that's not so bad
>Matt just makes the fucker accept it and act like it's no big deal
This is the problem.

>> No.74593495

>Nine Eyes
How long until they remember the three giant monsters (Ukotoa and his two buddies) and their three magic eyeball gems?

>> No.74593496

Go dig that motherfucker up

>> No.74593501

>>74593462
>(marisha was lol).
marisha was last*

>> No.74593506

>>74593501
That's why they call her caboose

>> No.74593518

>>74593506
Oh. I thought you called her that because she has a surprisingly nice ass.

>> No.74593520

>>74593492
I mean if he played it normally every NPC would want to fuck Beau's shit up. Can't have that.

>> No.74593533

>>74593520
i think you could, it might actually convince them that their actions have consequences

>> No.74593534

>mfw

>> No.74593540

>>74593447
>>74593456
Yeah. What a horrible person. I wouldn't be surprised if she burned her parents alive and then hid from justice for years with Lich-like ambition to control time itself. Oh wait...

>> No.74593552

>>74593518
i would hate fuck marisha

>> No.74593559

>>74593540
It wasn't his fault he was just following orders like a good soldier :^)

>> No.74593567

>>74593540
>Shows remorse and wants to make amends for his actions
Streets ahead of Beau

>> No.74593573

>>74593540
i thought he was literally brainwashed into doing it

>> No.74593574

>>74593540
>having a tragic backstory is the same as being a dick to literally everyone
lol ok fag

>> No.74593589

jester is a horny slut

>> No.74593596

>>74593552
I would hate to fuck her too

>> No.74593598

>>74593567
>Tries to "accidentally" kill companions who have saved his life.
Real remorseful guy there.

>> No.74593604

>>74593552
>>74593596
>>74593518
and beau

>> No.74593622

>>74593540
Anon, anon.

They both suck.

>> No.74593645

>>74593622
Based anon

>> No.74593646

>>74593598
>highly intelligent
>keen mind
>"forgets" fireball might also kill buddy right next to enemy

>> No.74593658

If The Traveler and Jester fucked right now I would lose my mind

>> No.74593661

So, he IS planning on killing them all and ascending to true to shoot or something, right?

>> No.74593677

>ywn rp a 1on1 conversation with laura

>> No.74593687

>>74593658
In the middle of the town square while everyone has to watch Berserk ascension sacrifice style.

>> No.74593694

>>74593658
omg omg omg *giggle squee* is it happening???

>> No.74593699

>>74593677
Seconds until Liam gets jealous and needs to monologue or have a chat with another PC....

>> No.74593710

>>74593699
Jesus christ Orion give it a rest

>> No.74593713

>>74593699
Caleb pulls Frumpkin aside. "What the fakk are we doing HERE? I love you. We'll get through this." Caleb walks away.

>> No.74593721

>>74593699
kek I can see it now
>before we move on I want to....
>*everyone looks away except travis*
>...pull fjord aside...

>> No.74593727

Is it a sin to have sex with your own god?

>> No.74593739

>>74593727
Probably more of a sacrament desu

>> No.74593741

>>74593301
I had considered the microbes living in ice, like iceworms in real life. I really like that idea though, like a fucking Dune worm but ice, that's a good one.

>> No.74593742

Quick repeat one thing Ashley has said this episode.

>> No.74593749

>>74593742
pls stop bullying my waifu

>> No.74593755

>>74593742
>"um"

>> No.74593756

>>74593661
Nah, he wants everyone to march up the volcano to the rim for purely benevolent purposes

>> No.74593776

cucked

>> No.74593799

>>74593742
who?

>> No.74593807

Hey, look at this dialogue that advances the "Veth retires" storyarc!

>>74593742
"Don't forget you have advantage."

She was wrong, but she said it.
Also, some thug about arts and crafts.

>> No.74593812

Fjord is always sad

>> No.74593824

Why is chat spamming 'trans rights'

>> No.74593833

Wishing Nott was here to eat the flowers the moment the scene ended

>> No.74593836

>>74593824
duhhh colors :DDDD

>> No.74593851

>>74593824
Because the colours of the flowers are apparently the colours of the tranny flag. Fucking liberal scum

>> No.74593853

>>74593824
Because trans rights are human rights.

>> No.74593860

>>74593824
>having chat open

>> No.74593870

i miss C1 man

>> No.74593874

huh
what even happened

>> No.74593877

What the fuck just happened in the last 2 minutes? I was knocked out and everyone is crying apparently.

>> No.74593882

>>74593870
We all do, anon. We all do.

>> No.74593886

>>74593874
>>74593877
Say it loud and proud: This is Namek as FUCK.

>> No.74593887

>>74593874
>>74593877
c1 character's mom went home after disappearing for decades

>> No.74593888

>>74593699
>"Lovely little scene"
He's going to be fuming!

>> No.74593892

>>74593877
Keyleth reunites with her momma

>> No.74593900

>>74593870
>>74593882
Every single complaint about C2 is present in C1.

>> No.74593930

>>74592876
Dinosaur battle for no reason, said dicks a lot. That's all I could remember. At least it was entertaining. I could watch it again. 7/10.

>> No.74593933

>>74593870
With the exception of Travis and Sam, every C1 character is worse than their c2 counterpart.

>> No.74593935

>>74593900
I don't know, man. I didn't complain about Beau once in C1.

>> No.74593939

>mvp again this week
>/crg/ is still mad at Marisha

>> No.74593953

>>74593935
But you complained about marisha.

>> No.74593959

>>74593900
>>74593933
sure bud, if you say so

>> No.74593973

I hate Beau as much as the next guy but Keyleth was 1000x worse. Y'all motherfuckers forgetful.

>> No.74593997

>>74593953
Haha, yeah. I never stopped.

>> No.74594024

>>74592876
Rate this episode out of 10.

>> No.74594025

>>74593973
I legitimately just skip forward if Keyleth speaks for an extended period. I don't know if I hate Keyleth more because I can't even stand to listen to her or if I hate Beau more because I actually hear more of what she says.

>> No.74594042

>>74594024
5 maybe? It had a fight, some jokes, not much happened but it wasn't 3 hours of whining, planning and dodging plot hooks.

>> No.74594050

ngl comfy episode but I also spaced out during the combat so w/e

>> No.74594090

I feel like it's been TravlerCon next week for the last 7 months

>> No.74594092

>>74594050
>cringe image
>cringier post

>> No.74594112

What was that vokodo vision they saw again
It’s the only thing that could save this show

>> No.74594140

>>74594112
Realmshit

>> No.74594176

>>74591729
Anon your pet is guilty. Black people can do bad things. Sorry you had to find out from me.

>> No.74594205

>not a single hurricane Laura joke
What's wrong with this thread? I thought I was on 4chan...the edgelord capital of the world..

>> No.74594245

>>74594205
No one cares about fly over land

>> No.74594265

>>74594205
Meh. A hurricane is small potatoes this year. Maybe when it does something significant.

>> No.74594266

>>74594245
>best and most popular player is named laura
>known for having temper tantrums when things don't go her way in game
>hurricane with the same name destroying a part of the only important country in the world

The jokes and reference write themselves. No, I'm right for being upset with you 4channers. I thought you guys were the asshole of the internet? More like the belly button.

>> No.74594277

>>74594266
>you 4channers
Fuck off back to your hole, Reddit.

>> No.74594297

>>74594092
>cringe reply

>> No.74594407

>>74592280
Being forced to be a serf is the same as willingly buying an overpriced iphone. I am very intelligent.

>> No.74594531

Anyone still here

>> No.74594558

>>74593140
Same stale pics since 2016.

>> No.74594572

>>74593153
>NOOOOOO MODS HELP ME DISSENTING OPINIONS
kek loser.

>> No.74594574

Liam is the worst player at the table

>> No.74594605

Ok Auts, I have watched a bit of season 2 (like 10 episodes or so) and have thought of picking it up again, should I just watch from the beginning of season 1? The Production value of Season 2 makes me want to just start from there

>> No.74594664

>>74593959
Posts like this are a concession. Accepted.

>> No.74594677

>>74594605
Season 1's production gets better. You can just skip to about episode 27 or so and not miss too much of value. You'll also avoid most of Orion's cringy bullshit which is nice. Personally though, I'd recommend just nutting up and grinding through it.

That being said, the campaigns are stand alones. While there are some references to C1, you don't need to have watched it for C2. So you just do whatever you're most comfortable with.

>> No.74595326

>>74593335
To be fair, the M9 are just reaching the levels where the streams started for Vox Machina,and if it weren't for the grace cleric, Beau's would have been chomped in half.

>> No.74595611

>>74592668
Jesus christ look at their faces when they have to deal with Marisha.
>if you only knew how bad things really are

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