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Guay Edition

>Current metas, complete with deck lists
>Build and share decks

>Build and share cubes

>Search engines

Previous: >>74441218

Post your favorite old foils.

>> No.74459672

Played Standard yesterday with the cards i had, made a bit of a fun Izzet prowess pile along with fun cards like Tectonic Giant and Chandra Acolyte of the Flame. Worked pretty well when having diverse threats they had to answer along with Riddleform and Sprite Dragon and somehow it worked out pretty well to have both Torbran and Obosh to push in some extra damage along with Kinetic Augur to freely draw cards and create a huge threat together with Torbran which i think is a very pushed card. Pretty fun and cool.

>> No.74460135

>playing mtg in anno 2020
Shiggu diggu

>> No.74460193

i still enjoy magic and bought a box of double masters and you can't stop me.

>> No.74460230

no one stopped you from sucking cock either.
I wouldn't brag about either of those.

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>> No.74460311

taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everyone

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>mfw i realize that basic lands get sold for $100 each.

>friendly, daily and threadly reminder that wotc is de facto printing an illegal cryptocurrency where prices are kept artificially inflated due to artificial scarcity and insider trading that gets distributed through lottery tickets and lootboxes and that they spend, all costs included, 2 cents per card to print them

>> No.74460326

good. that shit's for fags.

>> No.74460361

Can't wait for nu-sorin to skyrocket because WOTC printed some retarded vampire in Zen Rising.

Also Nu-Sorin and Silversmote engine is fun as fuck

>> No.74460381

>dad can i have more pancakes?
>you already had ten, don't be a pig

>wotc can we have pauper and modern, fully upgraded, challenger decks?
>you already had planeswalker decks, don't be a spoiled entitled brat

>> No.74460537

Does anyone have Burchett's infamous fetlife? I've heard about it, but I've never found it. I want to curse myself with the forbidden knowledge.

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>> No.74460799

You have been warned

I honestly think nusorin is only go up anyway, and Vampires in the new zendikar might very well push him over the edge

>> No.74460820

I thought it was going to be way worse. What was that in his back in the second pic?

>> No.74460897

Finance frog have been shilling for nusorin since day 1, i think time will prove him right. Got my playset last week personally.

>> No.74460933

>Wilderness Reclamation is showing Up in Modern

Fucking hell.

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This is what you wanted, though, right anon? Some way to be able to cast all the spells you want during your turn and still be able to use all your nifty interaction, right? You want it all, right?

>> No.74461189

He truly is the hero we don't deserve

>> No.74461264

Wotc knows at least 2 years in advance which cards will come out and thus which ones will see spikes like solemnity did before broodmoth was released.

>> No.74461535

>all the card draw tacked onto random cards was actually put into place to make it easier to cast Force of Will/Negation
At last I understand, MaRo.

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You all laughed at me when I bought my diamonds at $200. Who's laughing now?

>> No.74462276


I will come to your house and take your box and throw it in the sewer where it belongs.

>> No.74462299

Me because you still care about m*gic

>> No.74462343

Did you buy enough to keep a playset?

>> No.74462355

I'm getting mine for $2 each.

>> No.74462441

It was only a matter of time honestly

>> No.74462634


>> No.74462679

dangerously based post

>> No.74462685

make it stop make it stop make it stop

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>> No.74462763

Who here a chad edh/cube player?

>> No.74462771
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>opal get reprinted with a kino version
>still banned
Why, just why

>> No.74462805
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>Sultai uropiles are approaching 30% meta share in Standard
>was only at 25% last week

>> No.74462815

Urza isn't even playable in Modern anymore.

What a time to be alive.

>> No.74462920

dont worry, you can play edh and legacy with them anon. also vintage shops is reasonably priced sans the mishras workshops but even then for vintage its relatively affordable. just be ready to lose forever game 2 to stony silence or collectors ophe

>> No.74462926

43% representation in standard t8s over the last two weeks, and 7% showings of uro in other decks for fully 50% of decks running uro in standard

uro is literally the strongest creature in the entire history of the game and they haven't banned him in *any* format

>> No.74462945

>vintage shops is reasonably priced
>plays all moxen and lotus

>> No.74462954

r-rotation will fix everything!

>> No.74462961

Hey now, Lurrus was probably better until he got fucking banned in vintage.

>> No.74462990

You can get them for 2$ :^)

>> No.74462995

honestly the moxen arent all required, theres been vintage lists at vintage championships with only a few moxen and some have had none. yes the moxen list is the most optimal but it isnt totally manditory
t. guy with vintage shops sans power.

>> No.74463104

Lurrus is maindeck worthy in my testing, it's just that standard doesn't have anything useful to return atm, everyone else is also staring themselves blind at big mana spells like a bunch of drooling retards, fitting for what magic has become.

>> No.74463119

How come Nyxbloom Ancient is like 8 euros a card? Doesn't seem worth it to meme with polymorph. Is it EDHcucks?

>> No.74463138

>why is unplayable high mana big dude expensive
It's always edhtrannies

>> No.74463157

what took over?

>> No.74463194

Damn it, i had a combo in my head with manifold key, kiora, chromatic orrery and Lukka and then a bunch of X-spells to win the game with.

That sucks. Was hoping it was gonna be deemed the bulk useless mythic that it is by now, but nope.

>> No.74463199

Uro rules magic.

>> No.74463206

Is it the same for the fat dryad dude btw?

>> No.74463215

How do y'all feel about return to return to zendikar folx?

>> No.74463242

I'll wait until what type of mechanics and such. I like the vamps and the Kor but that's kinda it, couldn't give two shits about the elementals and landfall. It's all Avatar gayness.

>> No.74463273

>its is 2024 and jotc sells boxes with
>8$ packs with no rare
>17$ packs with one rare
>100$ packs with all foils and an alternate non foil rare that will never be a legend
>200$ with all foils and an alternate foil rare that will always be a legend

>> No.74463279

he's builtfat

>> No.74463313

Don't post that shit, we memed $100 booster packs and they ended up actually doing it.

>> No.74463331

The ride never fucking ends with FIRE does it?

>> No.74463352

As maro said, its not his job to balanced cards.

>> No.74463373

Just drop the game man, its not healthy

>> No.74463383

>t. guy with vintage shops sans power.
hey, I want to get into Vintage (on MTGO) and shops has been the deck that looked best for me (I want to play aggro but not dredge)

could you give me a quick rundown on the most important parts of the deck? I only got a playset of Ballistas so far

>> No.74463428

fuck I forgot since I haven't played for a while

>> No.74463465

shit I hate to hear that and I fear you are right. only walking away is the real solution at this point. maybe return if they ever learn but how do I know when if I leave?

>> No.74463580

the thing about shops is that your game 1 against the decks like paradoxical storm,xerox etc are all good, thorn of the amythist sphere of resistance, lodestone golem, etc. etc. your cards that make spells cost more, since most other vintage decks rely so heavily on artifact mana they only run a minimal amount of lands most paradoxical decks run like 8 mana producing lands give or take a land so your wastelands and strip mine with your taxing artifacts make it exceptionally hard for them to get out from under it and play the game. mishras workshop lets you play things like golos on turn 2 or a 5/5 stonecoil which is super fucked up and closes out the game fast. WAR karn is busted because he shuts off all their artifacts totally and him giving you a wishboard is really handy. overall your gameplan is to tax them out of the game and beat face hard by playing things way sooner than you should be. if you can afford the power for MTGO absolutely without question play them theyre optimal and make tolarian academy super fucking busted. often times if you dump your moxen cast a sphere of resistance academy into chalice on 0 often times you can just win the game (provided youre on the play)

this is a staxier version
and this is a more aggressive version
i like the first more because god pharoh statue is a pet card of mine so whichever fits your preference, vintage is a lot of fun and shops can be an absolute blast, just be ready to lose a lot because it can be hard to pilot and game 2 if they play a collectors ouphe or something its much harder to win because turning off your arcbounds and moxen sucks but you can still generally beat down hard. youtube some vintage championships through the years and watch the shops games, you can learn more of the mindset by watching and listening to the comentary

>> No.74463604

Don't forget all the cards they ban to try to protect their retarded pet cards. Bridge, Looting, Astrolabe, Opal and Lattice were all banned for the sole purpose of trying to fix their retarded mistakes and half the time they couldn't even do that.

>> No.74463615

They will put an oko/lurrus/uro in each set to sell packs or get roflstomped in standard/every format where they're legal, then, once they sold enough packs, they will mercifully listen to our pleas and finally ban them.
Welcome to the new wotc hasbro execs strat.

>> No.74463748

Cant one of you schizanons summon some entity to scream into maro’s eardrums until he bombs wotc hq and kills himself in the process?

>> No.74463793

From what I can see I'm much more interested in the aggressive version, it feels more like what I would like to do, is it much worse than the stax version?
Also it seems like my biggest investments will be Tombs, Wastelands and the single Karn the rest of the deck seems fairly cheap in comparison.

I don't really care about losing that much as long as I can understand why a lost and how to improve in the next time, I particularly prefer Shops over something like Dredge because I feel like the Dredge game plan is much more dependent on what cards I draw/mill while dredging.

>> No.74463834

Im building meme decks atm and was looking for good artifacts for mechanized production. Can be even older artifacts. I was looking at something similar to tangle wire that would just lock people out but fading kinda stops my plan

>> No.74463841

>wotc didn’t print force of wheel in memedern horizons
For being a crowd of low effort memeloving fucks they certainly fail even at that

>> No.74463920

>Urza isn't even playable in Modern anymore.
Where are all the anti Urza shitters now? Come and apologize, faggots. Hahahahahaahahahahahaha.
Once again, I was right.

>> No.74463943

Kill yourself

>> No.74463951

Asshole-labia was a problem card, you auto-piloting snowpile shitter

>> No.74463954

Just play Repeal, Criptic C. and Sanctuary and keep bouncing Tangle Wire before it fades :^)

>> No.74463973

Cry more, shitter. The problem was Opal.

>> No.74464009

each has their pros and cons.
the aggressive version has a bit of a harder time against survival of the fittest decks because they have mainboard ouphes same wtih sultai/temur decks so they shut off your ravagers and balistas harder so when they cast them its a bit more of an "all in i need to know what im gonna sac right now" type deal. the more aggressive one naturally can end games quicker but you have a much harder time with later game stuff if they beat your initial onslaught/play through your tax pieces unless you draw your great creator or mystic forge. the staxier version cant close games nearly as quickly usually but your mid-late game is much MUCH better because of the 2 scions of urza, crucible+wasteland/ghost quarter/strip mine etc. etc. each has their pros and cons and you can always feel free to experiment with cards/play styles. i personally like the stax version because the scions of urza is card advantage and god pharohs statue is funnny as hell. the current metagame has the stax varient as a bit better but the aggressive version isnt bad. feel free to experiment and figure out what works best for you.
regarding getting better, i dont play on magic online i use cockatrice occasionally and play with some friends over skype/discord, i would imagine if you say something before the game starts like "hey after the game is done can you tell me what i could have done differently/better?" 9/10 times youll get a positive response because the vintage group is fairly tight knit and we love when prospective players want to learn vintage. ive been considering getting MODO and playing there since it seems like itll be the easiest, im not the best at shops or vintage for that matter but i know most if not all people will be willing to help you/teach you if you ask them nicely during or before the game.

>> No.74464057

>before urza
>opal doesnt cause any issues
>after urza
kill yourself wotc shill

>> No.74464090

sword of the meek + thopter foundry
enchant foundry or an articaft land with mech pro, go thoptersword combo for infinite thopters, pray to god at least eight survive to upkeep

>> No.74464096

>>opal doesnt cause any issues
What timeline are you referring to? Certainly not this. Opal was always busted shit in Modern.

>> No.74464115

i am still here, i am also an anti Uro "shitter"

ok, how? did Opal singlehandedly win any games? no, it was always only a way for low tier decks to become mid tier, and high tier decks had no use for it.

>> No.74464159

That is some nice history rewriting you've got there.

>> No.74464188

Snowpile's only real payout in Modern and it's Uro. You're as dumb as the retards at Wizards.

>> No.74464189

if you're gonna say some stupid shit you better back it up with proofs.

>> No.74464213

was ever there any oppressive opal deck other than KCI prior to the grand shitfestival of 19-20

>> No.74464253

>im not the best at shops or vintage for that matter but i know most if not all people will be willing to help you/teach you if you ask them nicely during or before the game.
that's really good to know, thanks a lot
I will 100% experiment with both versions in cockatrice before pulling the buy trigger on MTGO

>> No.74464280

Every single competitive deck that used Opal was degenerate trash.
>muh affinity! muh scales!
Let's not even talk about the deterministic combo decks.

>> No.74464318

>muh affinity! muh scales! Degenerate.
It's neat how quickly you switched the discussion from being busted, as in actually high-tier competitively, into being "degenerate", which is always used by retards to mean "I don't like it."

>Let's not even talk about the deterministic combo decks.
Yeah, KCI, retard.

>> No.74464330

Based, no fair deck ever used opal. Memedern needs less diversity in the amount of linear, degenerate that are viable for control and midrange to flourish. Opal ban was long overdue.

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>still can't name examples and show why they're "degenerate trash"

oh yeah i forgot this was ever a thing. sure, i'll give you that one.

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as much as i hate CFB reid duke is incredibly based so watching his gameplay both helps learn the decks youll play against, the mindset they have when playing against you and he just is a generally phenominal player hes the reason CFB is even relevant DESU. vintage has its top decks but that doesnt mean you cant experiment with fun stuff too! good luck anon. hope you come to love the format.

>> No.74464395

why is mox diamond going up in price so much?

>> No.74464463

Whales have to park their money somewhere safe.

>> No.74464470

For the same reason every other great card that sees play and is on the reserved list is going up in price.

Should have bought in years ago nigger

>> No.74464479

I already watch all of Duke's videos, he's my favorite MTG player. Thanks again for helping me out.

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youre welcome anon. i usually lurk here so if you have any questions if i see them and i can answer them i will. good luck

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>> No.74464508

Opal is objectively busted, but it still required building around it. It was a strong, yet manageable, pillar of the format. It is a shame it was banned and killed the core decks of Affinity, Hardened Scales, and Lantern Control, all to protect Urza.

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How is the Goblin matchup against Uro Piles? I haven't gotten a chance to play in paper since March...

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>> No.74464643

>can't name examples
You wanna discuss semantics while accusing people of changing subjects? Hahahahahahahaha.

>> No.74464669

>pillar of the format
>strong, yet manageable
>all to protect Urza
Just like other stuff was banned before to protect Opal?

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how is affinity degenerate?
how is scales degenerate?
Double Retard.

>> No.74464721

In case of both those decks, they were busted in Game 1 primarily. The sideboarding strategy against the Opal matchups was not difficult for most decks to use, and typically many of the sideboard cards overlapped with anti-Tron cards, too. The main reason Scales and Affinity could be considered busted is they more or less got a free W in most matchups, especially classic Affinity.

>> No.74464730

>other stuff was banned before to protect Opal
like what?

>> No.74464774

I mean, Classic Affinity was a pillar of the Modern format, just like Tron, Storm, Jund, UW Control, and Burn. It was a definitive deck for the format. That is simply a fact.

>> No.74464830

That's how government protected monopolies operate, so duh. If any company could print tournament legal magic cards, they wouldn't cost anything. The solution is to change copyright law so that anyone can distribute exact copies of any intellectual property without permission, but must always pay the originator significant royalties. This would make all media dirt cheap, but it would be too difficult to enforce and probably destroy the incentives for creative work. There's never a clean solution.

>> No.74464867

if you manage to cast muxus on turn 3 with tokens and kirk sac mana you usually win on the spot with haste enablers off the top because FREE CASTING

>> No.74464964

Something negative can't be a pillar, no matter how popular it is. That's like saying consuming coke is a "pillar" of our society.
KCI, Second Sunrise, etc.
Maybe watch a couple games and you'll see, newfriend.
>it's only busted game 1!
>l-learn to side, it's your fault!

>> No.74465045

>watch a couple games and you'll see
i did watch a couple of games, and the decks don't seem degenerate. they use underwhelming strategies and are easy to disrupt with a few Abrades or K.Commands. where's the degeneracy supposed to be?

>> No.74465117

Yes, something needs to be strong to be busted, shit-for-brains.

>> No.74465129

Unfortunately Muxus isn't Modern legal...

>> No.74465162

You were the one who complained about it, stupid fuck.

>> No.74465198

Or, they could stop being greedy jews since they swear the secondary market doesn't exist and that they have no ties with it let alone double jobs at big retailers such as tcgplayer and start printing stuff until everybody's hands overflow with it, lowering the prices in the meantime and increasing the profits due to incorporating all the potential customers that are priced out from the game.
They only chase whales because they're insecure about their own product and fear that not enough people will buy it despite being the exact opposite in the days pre-mythic rarity.
Fuck hasbro.

>> No.74465220

Really, you are just sounding like somebody who never learned how to play the Affinity matchup and are still upset over being repeated assblasted by Memnites.

Banned because it’s mana timing window rules were excessively esoteric for tournament play and basically favored rules lawyering. Again, at the time of that banning, both Stirrings and Opal were recognized as fundamental cards for other manageable archetypes.

>Second Sunrise
It’s just funny if you think Opal was the problem with Modern Eggs.

>> No.74465247

>mana timing window
explain anon.

>> No.74465259

>not bolting the bird

I swear Arena shitters don't know what interaction is, you have to disrupt them if they have an important combo piece they need to cast. Like people complaining about Winota, wasn't hard because they telegraph it so badly and their deck was shit without her.

>> No.74465269

Your posts run something along the lines that affinity is busted because it's degenerate and degenerate because it's busted. Neither deck ever had even close to 5% of the meta.

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>three artifacts in play
>one is a chromatic star
>announce that you're casting frogmite for 1 with 3 artifacts in play
>crack the star to pay that 1 mana
>frogmite still only costs 1 even though you only have 2 artifacts left on the field

>> No.74465355

No one cares if you're comboing off on turn 4, you stupid fuck, of course Opal was the problem.
So what? KCI and UW also always had a low representation despite being the absolute best decks.

>> No.74465393

if you go bolting every token they make you are bound to lose
that and if they get skirk on to field they can just sac in response to muxus

>> No.74465442

With KCI’s ability being a mana ability, and mana abilities not caring about other timing rules, such as when a spell type can be cast, the abilities of its engines in Scrap Trawler and Myr Retriever could be sequenced in highly unintuitive ways that only a person experienced with the deck could understand.

>> No.74465515

Yeah, at this point, I know you just got chucked over and over by the local Affinity player and their Signal Pests. You have nothing meaningful to add to this beside screeching.

UW Control required deck mastery, deep meta knowledge, and mental fortitude to go to Day 2 in tournaments. KCI required deck mastery and deep rules knowledge - it was not just slapping down an Opal and winning.

>> No.74465561

I'm just excited that vampires aren't related to the discard engine. That's the one thing disappointing about Innistrad vamps.

They also don't need to print some high CMC vamp bomb, just a vamp that's a utility on a stick. I'm cautiously excited for it. I already got my foiled playset of sorins.

>> No.74465615

who is this guy?

>> No.74465639
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In Modern it's not too bad because discard and the combo is pretty good. Postboard you have to watch out for Anger of the Gods if they're on Red, whilst Black versions sometimes have Plague Engineer or Dead of Winter. All the Uro pile decks seem to be playing Aether Gust but that's only temporary and doesn't stop you from comboing off. Cavern and Vial are pretty good at making their countermagic pretty bad. Relic and Boil are good cards here.

Legacy Goblins decks are very favored over Uro shit because they have a hard time beating turn 1 Lackey, Muxus lets you go over the top of them easily, you can outgrind them, Waste/Port is very effective, Piledriver blocks everything (Pro: Blue) and lets you ignore any incidental lifegain. Worth noting that Oko is also much worse against Goblins than other decks because turning 1/1's into actual threats is pretty bad but sometimes Elking Vials can be brutal. Karakas does double duty: buying time against Uro and letting you loop Muxus. Legacy Goblins is actually really good right now and relatively cheap minus the 2-3 Badlands needed to play it. You just have to board pretty hard against combo.

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A marginally talented tournament grinder who has achieved /tg/ infamy for defacing Guru Lands to make a pathetic statement.

>> No.74465691

a standard "pro player" who is also trans-whatever, WotC accepted them to the invitation-only shitshow of a tournament because ???

>> No.74465762

Is Uro out of control?

>> No.74465834

He's played in the best deck of every format except Vintage. I'd say he is

>> No.74465842

Hey, thanks so much for the detailed reply! I love playing Goblins in Modern and Legacy, so I really appreciate it.

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Does anyone have a good sharkblade list? Also when do you just switch out stoneforge mystic what metas want classic blue white vs stoneforge?

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>deck mastery, deep meta knowledge, and mental fortitude
Lmao at this nerd thinking he's defusing a fucking bomb or something.

>> No.74466182

Imagine posting that in the same thread where all known snowfags pioneered the deck when everyone was convinced it was complete garbage
Snow wasn't always about Oko and Uro you know ?

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If you use Abominable Treefolk you're still okay in my book. And Glacial Revelation is still an incredible, underrated draw spell.

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If you have 1 mana to activate chromatic star's mana ability, why not use that mana for frogmite and keep your other 3 artifacts instead of this convoluted nonsense?

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Because you either want the card draw or to produce colored mana while keeping the "discount"

In kci you did some weird shit where you announced that you were using stars mana ability and then paying with kcis mana ability causing 4 scrap trawler triggers and an infinite loop combined with a few other pieces.

>> No.74466330
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>2013 Theros: Such a weaksauce set with little to no playables for modern/legacy/commander. Fuck Wizards, Magic is dead.
>2020 Theros Beyond Death: Such an abomination of a set with several format-defining cards. Fuck Wizards, Magic is dead.
There is no pleasing you faggots. YOU DESERVE THIS AND YOU KNOW IT.

>> No.74466358

That's way too hard to explain and convince my ((((competitive)))) opponent of being legal. Thank God it's banned.

>> No.74466382

Don't take the bait

>> No.74466383

so true XD

>> No.74466387

Neat. Can you please refer me to the exact ruling to abuse this in cEDH?

>> No.74466497

>Ignoring Ice-Fang Coatl
S to the H to the ITTERS

>> No.74466522

No format should be defined by cards randomly shitting value
yes this includes the old ones everybody is randomly okay with

>> No.74466544

It's almost like either extreme is bad and the answer lies between them

>> No.74466592

So i have like 20 bucks free on mcm, what should i buy? What's fun to play in 2020?

>> No.74466609

I like my t1 2/2 though. Pretty decent.

>> No.74466610
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Anons, I have a playset of her. What can I use her for? Or is she forever going to be EDH material?

>> No.74466706

she sees some play in pioneer.

>> No.74466740

No i just want to see uro banned you stupid faggot.
And prices lowered.

>> No.74466758

Pioneer has a sweet liliana tribal that's a lot of fun to play.

>> No.74466759

Someone who got admitted into the pro league for only winning one standard event, making it obvious he was a diversity hire because he's a trans woman.

>> No.74466776
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>And prices lowered.
That already happened, nigger.
Only for nonRL/fetch stuff, though. :^)

>> No.74466846

Like everyone other untalented hoser, they play the exact same consensus top meta deck as everyone else there and hopefully win some matches.

>> No.74466886

Edh and pioqueer

>> No.74466894

If you call that "prices lowered" i bet you call when your partner beats you up "displays of affection".

>> No.74466908

>trans woman
He doesnt even think he’s a woman. He’s... something. A demon’s vessel, maybe

>> No.74466948

Asslabe + Coatl was played absolutely nowhere in Modern before Oko and later Uro came along and turned UG snow ramp into the dumbest deck in the history of Modern.

>> No.74466957

>urza (a broken, garbage deck) gets outpaced by Uro (a more broken, garbage deck)
>somehow this is still Opal's fault
the level of delusion is unreal
You're essentially saying "look, things are worse now, so they couldn't have been already bad before !"

>> No.74466963

jokes on you I have been single my entire life

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>> No.74467112
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We go from one disaster into another, from insult to injury in a neverending spiral of misery and suffering. And yet, we persist because we cannot just leave this cult called MTG.
The satanism was real, boys. We didn't listen and now we are way too deep into this coven of trannies and numales.

>> No.74467199

There was no Urza deck without Opal, retard. Urza was barely still played in Uro piles and then stopped being played entirely because without Opal it's too slow for the format.
I want to sell out, though, I just don't have the time. But I must do it before Zendikar and Commander Legends spoilers.

>> No.74467220

>Commander Legends spoilers
My LGS already sold out of Zendikar Rising preorders. Sold out WITHOUT A SINGLE CARD OFFICIALLY SPOILED. What kind of witchcraft is this?

>> No.74467232

>What kind of witchcraft is this?
Step 1: PUMP
Step 2: DUMP

>> No.74467275

It's the power of unregulated gambling, anon.

>> No.74467292

For me, it's waiting for the massive shitshow with THAT lotus that'll be worth like $200 a pop

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I just want sexy witches, anon.

>> No.74467356

>THAT lotus that'll be worth like $200 a pop
Please elaborate, anon. I'm all ears.

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>bible black
PEDESTRIAN taste, anon. Pathetic.

>> No.74467411
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So ,you guys saw that the new crop of overpriced dumb promos has a dying dog on it, right? See, the dog live a long and fulfilling life chasing sticks and rolling in puddles. Now she is old, tired and lays down to die. The Secret lair comes with card sleeves of this art, showing a tired old dying dog. This is one of the most jacked up things they've done in a while.

>> No.74467415

>he doesn't know
oh god, oh man

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>bible black
Welp, there goes my faith in humanity.

>> No.74467452

Didn't the 6 cmc elspeth see lots of play in modern back in the day? What's stopping Dreadhorde Lili from being used more in modern?

>> No.74467462

She is just taking a nap after a long day of playing, anon. Take your meds.

>> No.74467466

>What's stopping Dreadhorde Lili from being used more in modern?
she was extreme power creep, but the other power creep power crept past her.

>> No.74467474

You're assuming it's dying. It could just as easily be resting as in sleeping. The word structure allows either meaning. It says something about you that you assume it's dying when it's actually ambiguous. Reconsider your outlook on life anon.

>> No.74467478

The card is called "Rest in Peace" and deals with graveyards. She is clearly dying.

>> No.74467540

Everything that costs 6 mana in modern (and you're playing full ticket price for) needs to be able to win you the game on the spot AND leave you permanently ahead even if it gets punched out immediately.

Well, let me make that a little more simple: everything you're paying six mana for in modern has to be named Primeval Titan or it's not worth the trouble.

>> No.74467565

the flavor text is about how she has literally nothing left to accomplish in life, i'd be far more surprised if she weren't dead

>> No.74467597

You can play it, but don't expect to be anything else than a tier 2 deck.

>> No.74467627

Ichor Lotus
Mythic Rare
T, Pay twice X life, Sacrifice Ichor Lotus: Add X mana of any one color.

According to the madlad who spoiled BIG GREEN NIGGER, there's worse than Uro and Oko in the wings

>> No.74467646

>According to the madlad who spoiled BIG GREEN NIGGER
O no that was a different mad lad, might not be real.
the fact it seems possible, though, is shocking[/spoiler[

>> No.74467662

If you believe this is real you're fifty different kinds of retarded.

>> No.74467684

Anon, we're living in the age of FIRE.
Cards more powerful than Black Lotus, the Companions, have been printed recently.
There is no hope. Ichor Lotus will ascend.

>> No.74467703

Twiddle Tier 0 baby!

>> No.74467704

t. brainlet

>> No.74467705

That's a better black lotus

>> No.74467729

t. seething artifactard

>> No.74467737

I mean, you're still retarded. The thing about Lurrus being stronger than Black Lotus is that Wizards didn't know it was stronger. Maybe they should have, but they didn't, and let's face it: most of the people in this thread did not realize it was stronger than Black Lotus. Wizards is full of some of the dumbest shitheads known to man but you're somehow even dumber than that.

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>most of the people in this thread did not realize it was stronger than Black Lotus.
......anon.... really?

>> No.74467780

Yes, retard. Read the spoiler threads. Nobody, literally fucking zero people on 4chan, said it was stronger than Black Lotus until tournament results started rolling in and pros started saying it.

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>> No.74467803

Echo of eons is already a better Timetwister

>> No.74467812

Read the spoiler threads, retard.

>> No.74467834

Every Vintage storm deck plays Timetwister and zero play Echo of Eons.

>> No.74467885

>most of the people in this thread did not realize it was stronger than Black Lotus
this is /mmg/ not spoiler general, you fucking Dingus Egg

>> No.74467887

based vintCHAD

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take it to the edh general, we talk about real formats here (or formerly real formats)

in real formats, being castable from the yard post LED is better since there's no moxen or lotus

>> No.74467923

Yes, specifically because vintage has Mox and black lotus available, then relies on loops recurring it, whereas double twister for 9 mana is a much better value, but less efficient than an engine that recurs itself

>> No.74467932

Nobody in /mmg/ threads during spoiler season did either, retard.

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I know you're lying, because everybody was calling Companion a shitstain as soon as it was spoiled. Literally it was a meme on day 1.

>> No.74467949

>real format

Modern always has been and always will be Legacy for poorfags

>> No.74467972

>Modern always has been and always will be Legacy for poorfags

hey you won't hear an argument about it from me. but since i'm squatting in their thread, i won't shittalk it too hard (except when it is due to wotc incompetence)

also, current state of legacy doesn't leave me much room to complain

>> No.74467973

>I know you're lying, because everybody was calling Companion a shitstain
Everyone knew it was going to suck (except the retards, of which there were dozens, arguing about whether it was worth the sideboard slot in burn). Nobody claimed it was stronger than Black Lotus.

>> No.74467974

>Lurrus is spoiled
>within seconds at least 10 people said this is broken in vintage
Come on anon. Step it up.

>> No.74467977

*whispers in your ear*

>> No.74467993

>Nobody claimed it was stronger than Black Lotus.
You mean, other than the literal dozens of people posting about how broken it is, from it being spoiled all the way up to when Lurrus was banned in Vintage?

>> No.74467995

The only thing people immediately jumped on as retarded in Vintage was Lotus - Lurrus - Lotus which is not actually a solid argument that it's *stronger* than Black Lotus.

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please don't get me started, i don't have the energy to rant before napping a bit

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>> No.74468020

>You mean, other than the literal dozens of people posting about how broken it is
Way to move the goalposts into deep space. Lots of shit is broken. Wilderness Reclamation is broken. Does that mean that everyone who complains about Wilderness Reclamation being broken thinks it's stronger than Black Lotus?

>> No.74468028

If this is some semantic thing, whatever, the point it it's fuck busted and everyone identified it immediately.

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anon, you are trying to gaslight and shit but, you are literally talking to the person who made the fucking memes.
I was there, anon. You're telling me to believe you over my own lyin' eyes, and I just ain't gonna take it.

>> No.74468094

It's not a semantic thing, because we're arguing in the context of a braindead retard who thinks Wizards would print a card clearly stronger than Black Lotus into Commander Legends because "FIRE."

It's also simply not true. Here's a thread where people ACTUALLY discuss Lurrus, in which the hottest topic of discussion is whether you should run him in Burn. Sure, that's one of the dumbest fuckers in the thread, but again, nobody, not even ONE person, suggests it's as strong as Black Lotus.


Again: anybody can meme about something after it's proven to be good. I'm talking about right after it was spoiled. Don't be a revisionist tard.

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>> No.74468119

Will this be in commander legends or in return to return to New Phyrexia?

>> No.74468142

>Again: anybody can meme about something after it's proven to be good.
It proved to be good the first day it was fucking released, anon. What the fuck are these retard ass criteria for purity.
Are you so stupid as to suggest that we had to meme about the card's power BEFORE it was spoiled or some shit? What the flaming fuck, you fucking idiot.

>> No.74468143

>what is playing dead

>> No.74468163

New^2 Phyrexia

>> No.74468169

I can't wait to get my turn 1 ugin or karn just by paying 14 life. Thanks, Wotc! Now no one gets to have fun!

>> No.74468175

>ban 2 cards specifically from the Urza deck
>Urza isn't as good now
Wow what a twist. Kill yourself. Urza is a powercreeped certified FIRE card

>> No.74468187

Nice. I always buy a case.

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biggus thinkus engageus

>> No.74468193

That's a lot of semantics there captain. I am expecting something eternal playable out of commander legends, but stronger than black lotus is a dumb criteria because black lotus is only strong in niche circumstances early in a game.

>> No.74468195

>was spoiled
It doesn't take brains, literally any intelligence at all, to recognize that a card is strong AFTER it starts tearing up tournaments on day one. That's literally you just look at the fucking numbers and they're high, wow, big fucking whoop. I'm talking about recognizing the power of a card BEFORE RELEASE, as in, during the DESIGN PROCESS, because that's the context we're discussing this stupid fake Commander Legends spoiler in.

>> No.74468249

>cast lurrus on turn 3
>dark confidant
Is this person talking about Vintage?

We're talking about, again, a fake spoiler that is clearly stronger than Black Lotus, a card that would result on turn one wins on the play in 99% of games.

>black lotus is only strong in niche circumstances early in a game.
Every time I think I've found the dumbest motherfucker alive I am proven wrong.

>> No.74468282
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>Is this person talking about Vintage?

>from the literal next thread
>on the same day, less than an hour later

>> No.74468305

Nothing indicates it's only playing, anon

>> No.74468313

Oh, so a thread of a hundred fucking people didn't mention that Lurrus was going to be one of the strongest cards in Vintage, then one person said he was going to cause problems, therefore 100% of people in /mmg/ knew he was better than Black Lotus. You got me.

>> No.74468316

>Black Lotus is only strong in niche circumstances early in a game.
>free 3 mana at any point in the game is only strong in """"niche circumstances early"""""
Do you even play Magic? Are you in the right thread?

>> No.74468321

Probably (((investors))) that are helping to keep the illusion up that this game is alive

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boy howdy, it's almost like you're retarded or something

>> No.74468340

It should've been Hachi. That would've been pretty neat, actually.

>> No.74468352

Not the other guy but you seem pretty fucking autistic, even for 4chan standards

>> No.74468366

I didn't say NOBODY predicted he was going to be strong, shit-for-brains. I'm arguing against someone who said that EVERYBODY knew he was going to be busted in vintage. If the best you can do to prove that is find a single person among two hundred people to prove that EVERYBODY knows something you're the one moving the goalposts.

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>> No.74468380

>guy who doesn't play vintage jerking off about it
Bruh fix your life. Seems like you're just really unhappy and want to argue about dumb shit.

The point is there are diminishing returns, and if it isn't in your first couple draws, or an essential part of your combo, it's still good but it's only the best card in magic if you can utilize it early. In cube if lotus and sol ring are in the same pack, it's honestly a toss up from a pure power standpoint.

>> No.74468403

>no one said it'd be that powerful!
>o-okay maybe one person d-did...but not everyone ha gottem!
l m a o
Tons of people were shitting on companions the second their mechanic was revealed.Then you had retards (probably you included) saying "gee this could be pretty epic actually i dont get why they is getting hate"

>> No.74468439

>Bruh fix your life. Seems like you're just really unhappy and want to argue about dumb shit.
I'm unhappy that this thread is infested by the world's dumbest motherfuckers, people who make the retards on Play Design look like Fields medalists in comparison.

>no one said it'd be that powerful!
I didn't say "no one" said it was going to be busted in vintage. I'm arguing against retards who said that everyone knew it was going to be busted in vintage.

>Then you had retards (probably you included) saying "gee this could be pretty epic actually i dont get why they is getting hate"
I'm the only one in the thread I linked mentioning play in vintage at all, shit-for-brains. The "third of vintage decks" post. Which one are you?

>> No.74468445

>investors are buying out random LGSs Zendikar preorders

Are you memeing or are you serious, I can't tell anymore in these threads.

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now this moron has me going through the old threads and holy shit it is just everybody exploding over how ridiculously busted Lurrus is
exactly like I remember it

Thanks for the nostalgia trip, I guess?

>> No.74468498

And I'm unhappy you're going on an autistic tantrum for dumb reasons and acting like a smug cunt, instead of handling the situation like an adult. You're off board posting style is abrasive and you should relax. Of course there are dumb fucks here, apparently you're one of them, and the only way they'll improve is by explaining things productively, instead of increasing semantics.

>> No.74468509

It wasn't good even with Astrolabe. And yeah, that's the fucking point, the problem isn't Urza that combos on turn 4, it's fucking Opal that accelerates shit into oblivion and gives you a free permanent.

>> No.74468545

>And I'm unhappy you're going on an autistic tantrum for dumb reasons and acting like a smug cunt, instead of handling the situation like an adult.
You're on 4chan. By definition you are either a child or a manchild. You can always go elsewhere if you want to participate in a hugbox.

>You're off board posting style is abrasive and you should relax.
I have been arguing against historically revisionist tards on 4chan for over ten years.

>Of course there are dumb fucks here, apparently you're one of them, and the only way they'll improve is by explaining things productively, instead of increasing semantics.
Alright. Do you think the spoiler >>74467627 is real? That play design wouldn't look at that and say,"huh"?

>> No.74468550

>Urza wasn't good with Asslabe
I and deck statistics beg to differ
>free permanent
Like Asslabe? That cantrips?

>> No.74468556

>That play design wouldn't look at that and say,"huh"?
They okayed and printed Lurrus, so I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.74468577

You're fuckin' dumb, dude.

>> No.74468590

And you actually, genuinely believe that? You're not just pretending to believe that because it's funny to make Wizards look stupid?

Then you're a fucking retard.

>> No.74468591
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Make it stop

>> No.74468618
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>"I assembled Tron"
>"it felt so janky"

>> No.74468620

No anon, you argue exactly like someone from a containment board, and I suggest going back there if you can't relax and discuss things like an adult. If you don't want to be called a faggot, stop acting like one.

Anyways, that card you linked could be real, if that daze land is real, and they print +1/+1 stifle Glen Elendra. But discussing custom cards is bad and you should feel bad until we get a real spoiler.

>> No.74468646

>That play design wouldn't look at that and say,"huh"?
Yeah, it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi desu senpai. Also it's not a reference to anything in pop culture so play design would probably turn it down. Also this is the company that recently made Hogaak, Oko, Uro, Veil. Companions, T3feri, Wildnerness Rec and so on so I don't why you'd be surprised they'd fuck up again, since apparently everyone on play design is a retarded child.

>> No.74468684

>No anon, you argue exactly like someone from a containment board, and I suggest going back there if you can't relax and discuss things like an adult.
Oh, is this the thread where we give each other advice that nobody's going to follow? I suggest you jump off your nearest overpass.

>If you don't want to be called a faggot, stop acting like one.
I don't give a shit if you want to call me a faggot, faggot.

>Anyways, that card you linked could be real, if that daze land is real, and they print +1/+1 stifle Glen Elendra.
Yeah, and if the fake lotus is real, then maybe "UU: you win the game" would be real, but predicting the existence of something based off a second prediction of something is braindead.

>> No.74468688

>pay one mana
Urza was irrelevant after the Opal ban, it was only played by nostalgiafags who couldn't let go, it was underperforming.

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>> No.74468711

Kill yourself.

>> No.74468721
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>then maybe "UU: you win the game would be real"

>> No.74468723

>put Tron lands in your meme set
>someone drafts them
>someone uses them together as they were intended to be used
>"haha woahhh this is epic! truly a 10/10 product"
What is wrong with consoomers?

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>crossboard-kun is furiously trying to seem cool
Way to go sport. You sure showed us you're a frequent poster around here and not at all a faggot.

>> No.74468738

>I played tron in draft LOL
tronnies are animals and need to be put down
except Red Tron

>> No.74468779

I don't give even a little bit of a shit if you think I'm a "frequent poster around here" or not. Some of the frequent posters around here are the dumbest fuckers known to mankind. But don't mind me. Keep on defending your retarded fake spoilers.

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>he's still going

>> No.74468798

>Some of the frequent posters around here are the dumbest fuckers known to mankind.

I mean you're not wrong, but you also seem like a dumb retard desu.

>> No.74468802

>1 mana in modern
>that cantrips, permanently fixes your mana, is a snow permanent, makes you immune to blood moon and an artifact for Urza
>not free as fuck

>> No.74468809

Same question, then. Do you think the spoiler >>74467627 is real? That play design wouldn't look at that and say,"huh"?

>> No.74468830

>That play design wouldn't look at that and say,"huh"?
they ok'd and printed Lurrus, so I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.74468835
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Yes anon, we have posters with comparable intelligence to yourself; at least they're likable you furious little bitch.

>> No.74468846

I believe it could be real in the post-FIRE world we live in. Seriously, have you seen the dumb shit play design constantly says and does already?

>> No.74468860

>Yes anon, we have posters with comparable intelligence to yourself; at least they're likable you furious little bitch.
Congratulations on going to bat for your retarded friends because they're "likeable," because everybody who points out they're retarded would be ruining the vibe. MaRo would be proud.

>> No.74468884

there's just some je ne sais quoi about this card making incels seethe

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>at least they're likable
Amen, fren.

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>He just threw the goalposts right out the goddamned window
No anon, they're likable because their autistic tirades are either susinct, entertaining, or they've had a redemption arc. You're just slapping your face into a keyboard because someone called you a fag for acting like a fag, this is day one internet shit. Fix yourself, it's not hard.

>> No.74468923

when will /mmg/ talk about modern?

>> No.74468939

>I assume it's tournament viable without the win condition
What planet do these fags play on?

>> No.74468949
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what decks do guys that look like this play?
there's someone that shops at my lgs that looks like this
I want to be his friend

>> No.74468956

>when will /mmg/ talk about modern?

When T3feri, Uro, all companions, Growth Spiral, Force of Negation, Force of Vigor...

ok the list is too long. When all FIRE cards are banned.

>> No.74468970

>No anon, they're likable because their autistic tirades are either susinct, entertaining, or they've had a redemption arc.
You consider them likeable because they're willing to suck your dick and you want this thread to be a hugbox for retards to suck each other off and tell each other how smart they are all the time.

>You're just slapping your face into a keyboard because someone called you a fag for acting like a fag, this is day one internet shit.
I don't give even a little bit of a shit that you called me a fag. I'm calling you a retards because you're a retard, you say retarded things, and you defend retards.

>Fix yourself, it's not hard.
While we're giving each other advice, I must once again suggest you jump off the nearest overpass.

>> No.74468972

It's sport, you know this. At least we're talking about magic and not shoes.

>> No.74468979

>what decks do guys that look like this play?
Probably some super shitty kitchen table garbage, that is pretty decent in the closed meta that he and his friends enjoy to hell.

>> No.74468982

Fair enough

>> No.74468987

>talk about modern
Okay let me try. Uhhh I sure love Uro guys how about you? Have you brewed any fun new decks that include Uro? I sure hope in the next banlist update they ban random cards that aren't Uro. I love FIRE btw and I hope they make more epic threat cards in the next set. Am I doing it right?

>> No.74468989

RDW full foiled out, unstable mountains.

>> No.74469055

that could've actually been him..

>> No.74469068
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>I sure hope in the next banlist update they ban random cards that aren't Uro

>> No.74469087
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I'm laughing m8. It's like you've never been here at all. Go on anon, which opinions of mine do posters here felate? The most popular one seems to be you're a salty sailor having a furious tantrum. Or, in your vernacular,
I'm calling you a retards because you're a retard.

>> No.74469097

So how do we beat Uro? I'm legitemately tired of seeing his retarded ass and i want him gone. But i don't want to play him myself. Is there some way that deals with him, slots in nicely in a deck and still doesn't let the opponent gain value from him?

>> No.74469118

>Go on anon, which opinions of mine do posters here felate? The most popular one seems to be you're a salty sailor having a furious tantrum.
Well, there you go. The hive mind of retards here is desperately going to bat for a fake spoiler, deliberately jettisoning any trace of higher cognitive function so they can pretend the spoiler is real and only bad wrong crossboarders could find that stupid, and now you have half the thread sucking your dick for it.

>> No.74469129

>Is there some way that deals with him,
Sorry to tell you, anon, but every card that solves Uro is answered by T3feri.

>> No.74469136

just counterspell/thotseize him bro
it's not hard
git gud

>> No.74469158

If you interact with Uro, you are losing.

You either have to play a deck that simply doesn't give a shit about him or can go around him.

>> No.74469169

What about letting him resolve without the etb-trigger and then answering him before he can attack? Or is there some way to exile it as he is cast that's cheap enough?

>> No.74469206

Yeah but it's so stupid. And i really hate to see the stupid lazily designed card.

Yeah i'm down a card as he can reccur himself later in the game. Even going exile him as he hits the graveyard i would be down either two cards or all his triggers as he has already hit the field.

>> No.74469207

People have had success using Scavenging Ooze or Cling to Dust because they deal with Uro while also advancing your own gameplan.

Every time he enters the battlefield, Uro gains value. Every time you expend a card for the sole purpose of trying to do something about the Uro you are losing.

>> No.74469210

The winning move is not to play. Either don't play Magic or don't even bother to interact with Uro and just play some solitaire deck.

>> No.74469213

>What about letting him resolve without the etb-trigger and then answering him before he can attack?
Your ETB-Hatebears are bounced by T3feri. Your answers before Uro attacks are at sorcery speed because of T3feri.
Every reasonable answer to Uro, is answered by T3feri.
You are struggling to find hope. There is no hope, all hope has been burned by FIRE.

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>you're just spoiled and entitled, planeswalker decks aren't worthl...

>> No.74469254

me and my bro used to order chonky bundles of each new set from our LGS, and they always threw in a full set of planeswalker decks for free.

As such, I have played nearly ever "Planeswalker Deck Meta" that has been, except the new ones. (We stopped buying with WAR.)
They are mediocre to sit down and play with, but they don't produce the worst Magic games ever. Overall, I think 3 dollars is a fine price for them.

>> No.74469261

Is it possible that Blood Moon is actually decent against Uro now that astrolabe is gone?

UUGG doesn't seem that easy to get off without the free gay mana fixer.

>> No.74469301

>Remand. Counterspell, force of negation. teferi...

>> No.74469304
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You missed one key fact: I could give a fuck about that. I'm making fun of you because it gives me a boner. We're laughing at some dumb fuck desperately trying to save face about something stupid, while calling people a retards and larping like a pseud about "cognitive function". This shit writes itself. Now are you going to keep pissing your pants and pretending none of this is your fault?

>> No.74469321

Buying 2 prerelease kits or 2 challenger decks from the same standard or assembling a 40 cards deck with an unlimited supply of sample decks is way better and way more fun.
Fuck planeswalker decks, reallocate the cardboard into printing standard, pauper and modern fully upgraded challenger decks.
I'm not adding legacy and vintage because i can already hear the autistic screeching from idiots that sold their car and computer to buy 2 bucks worth of cardboard.
Fuck you hasbro.

>> No.74469336

>exiles green card from hand
>destroys your blood moon

>> No.74469348

>Fuck planeswalker decks,
For sure. The only reason we even tried playing them was because our LGS owner just handed them to us for free, as a shitty "bonus" for sticking with them for so long and being such reliable customers.

Hearing the LGS owner, who has owned this shop forever, which began as an exclusively MTG shop, not a general game shop, mouth the words "If I still played magic..." sure was a brutal moment.

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IDK about him but guys like this play Twiddle Storm

>> No.74469365
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>Is it possible that Blood Moon is actually decent
you just got omae wa'd

>> No.74469384
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New B&R monday

>> No.74469387

>You missed one key fact: I could give a fuck about that. I'm making fun of you because it gives me a boner.
And I'm calling the retards in this thread retards, and the people defending those retards even bigger retards, because I enjoy doing so. If you're similarly enjoying calling me a faggot, that's great! We're all having a good time and have brightened up everyone's day.

>We're laughing at some dumb fuck desperately trying to save face about something stupid, while calling people a retards and larping like a pseud about "cognitive function". This shit writes itself.
There's nothing to save face on. The spoiler is fake. The people defending it are retards. This thread is full of self-important retards and retarded thread police who will go to bat for retards in order to preserve their the lovely hugbox atmosphere they want and need so much.

>Now are you going to keep pissing your pants and pretending none of this is your fault?
What, the retarded discussion we're having? Of course it's my fault. It's also your fault. In general, any discussion on 4chan is the "fault" of the people participating in it. Do you want to do something about it?

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>> No.74469418

>Historic only
Kek. Maybe RnD will actually do the right thing and emergency ban Uro too. Who am I kidding, they definitely won't

>> No.74469423

literally whom

>> No.74469464
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>This entire post
I didn't even know it was possible to cope this hard.

>> No.74469473

Spam that post with "WHO GIVES A SHIT THEN, BAN URO"

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Now THAT'S what I call seething

>> No.74469498

I was unironically considering Uro in my lantern sideboard since it's good anti-aggro tech and I can fuel it's escape, but then I remembered I am not a faggot

>> No.74469507

Oh man Arena must be just hemorrhaging players This is the second ban this month.

>> No.74469509

I accept your concession.

>> No.74469526

Muxus, Allosaurus Shepherd and Field of the dead

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>> No.74469543

Meh it's fun and free.

>> No.74469544

they draft a custom cube that changes every attosecond (even during the draft itself)

>> No.74469601

Do you really want that smug fuck blasting your booty? You're spouting buzzwords in fury and some dickass fuckmachine put you in your place so firmly you started to "no I was only pretending to be retarded". Know when to give it up.

>> No.74469639
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>be monoredchad since closed beta
>trade my very first wildcards into a set of lightning strikes, shocks and other forms of removal.
>climb up my way up blasting Timmy after Timmy
>finish up Ramunap Red, and adjust it into the current monored deck each rotation.
>stockpiling tons of wildcards
>spent ZERO dollars in mtga
Fuck arena payniggers. They deserve every ban they get. I honestly cannot understand how can you spend money on such ugly software when you can easily build your way up into a competitive deck.

>> No.74469645

>Field of the Dead
About time
It's volatile, but can be interacted with
>Allosaurus Shepher
No one cares

>> No.74469681

>Do you really want that smug fuck blasting your booty?
You retards can try to "booty blast" me as much as you want and I'll be here to respond to whatever retarded shit you manage to come up with.

>You're spouting buzzwords in fury and some dickass fuckmachine put you in your place so firmly you started to "no I was only pretending to be retarded".
Yes, I've been utterly devastated by a pack of retards so completely incapable of making an argument that they need to fall back on spamming braindead shitposts and reaction images. I'm crushed, really.

For the record, I haven't pretended anything in this thread. I stand by exactly what I said earlier: The spoiler is fake. The people defending it are retards. This thread is full of self-important retards and retarded thread police who will go to bat for retards in order to preserve their the lovely hugbox atmosphere they want and need so much.

>Know when to give it up.
Oh, another one of those advice traders! Mine hasn't changed, though. Kill yourself.

>> No.74469719

I was building an turbo-erayo deck earlier this week where I needed more food for amber mox and realized kinnan would fit in the deck completely perfectly, at which point I put the deckfile into the trash.

>> No.74469814

at this point, you're starting to become pathetic...

>> No.74469845

Good thing I really give a shit what retards like you think.

>> No.74469871

Make a dead deck better by changing a card in it with FIRE

>> No.74469890

Any decks that runs Platinum Angel? :)

>> No.74469906

Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord now has a static ability that draws you a card whenever a Vampire enters the battlefield

>> No.74469955

Vision Skeins except it can't be countered and each player draws a card when you cast it.

>> No.74469985

Mono blue tron used to play it as a clock and to outlast most fast decks, too bad it got F.I.R.E.'d as well.

>> No.74470056

Lantern of supersight {2}
artifact - mythic rare
Future Sight (Players play with the top card of their library revealed)
Refresher (You may untap this permanent at each opponent's untap step)
{T}: Target player mills one card. You may repeat this process any number of times by paying {1} each time you do.

>> No.74470062

Abzan Midrange. Make Uro Abzan colors instead

>> No.74470069

Modern cards' prices tanked by 70% in less than a year, what do you want more faggot?

>> No.74470071

Ah that sucks. Was hoping there would be a way to lock the opponent out of the game with Platinum Angel somehow as you take over the game but i suppose it's not good enough.

>> No.74470118

For modern to be a playable format

>> No.74470189

Wild Nacatl - G
Creature - Cat Warrior
Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain.
Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
Wild Nacatl has double strike as long as you control a Mountain and Plains.

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>> No.74470271
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...wait, why is this card 30 cents?
Is this worth brewing for? Seems like it could end games immediately when it hits the battlefield.
Does anyone else see the potential that I see, or am I just insane?

>> No.74470296

It was kinda popular combo in Historic, but seems to have fallen off.

>> No.74470309

Vulnerable to graveyard hate? And opponent might know exactly what you're up to game 2.

Glass canon but it's pretty sweet. OTK most often.

>> No.74470319

What was the deck? I'm surprised it was viable anywhere.

Maybe you could put one in Bogles as a shitpost finisher.

>> No.74470321

>Glass canon
ahh yeah I guess so. I'm just imagining it as a finisher for Boggles, though.

>> No.74470341

It's alright
>throw Collosification and Burning Anger into grave
>play this
>ping opponent for 23 right away

>> No.74470363

Just self-mill + Auras. Nothing too spicy beyond the obvious.

>> No.74470399

I forgot Collosification existed so I was actually sort of at a total loss for what packages of auras you could actually mill fast enough to dome someone with reliably but I guess new tools for a new era.

>> No.74470409

This anon is legit a super low IQ cretin, please forgive him.

>> No.74470419

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.

>> No.74470428

Let's see:
WB Tokens
Zedriel, Orzhov Exorcist (w/b)(w/b)(w/b)
Legendary Creature - Thrull Cleric
WHen Orzhov Exorcist enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature, if you do add three mana of any combination of white or black mana.
B, T, Sacrifice a creature: Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
W, T, Sacrifice a creature: Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.

>> No.74470481

Ancestral Mask i think is legal in historic? Maybe All that Glitters too or it might be reduntant. I would throw on some evasion like Demonic Embrace to garantuee the damage.

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>mfw i sold my playset of mox diamond just before the megaspike
kill me already

>> No.74470516

what did you spend the money on, Anon?

>> No.74470531

RIP in pooreroni

>> No.74470544

Would make a pretty sweet utilization of the Ox of Agonas not gonna lie.

>> No.74470558

You did good, anon! You may be sad about the lost spike in value, but you gained something even more valuable.

>> No.74470565

Good (Wo?)Man.

>> No.74470587

I didn't spend it yet, it's just getting eaten up by inflation. fml

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lol just proxy up some alters

>> No.74470669

Probably he wants decks that cost something more like $25-30 rather than $500-1500.

>> No.74470691

when its worth talking about?

>> No.74470767

>90% sold out of the game already
>only kept 1 deck electrobalance in case the game ever becomes fun again
>starting to lose the will to even hold onto that

>> No.74470798

yeah, we know. It's bad. I'm considering parting with sentimental cards, too, at this point.

>> No.74470815

nah, he's in control, midrange, even aggro...

>> No.74470818

We want this game not to be shit

>> No.74470837

>Modern cards' prices tanked by 70% in less than a year,
god, fuck, this game really is dead isn't it...

>> No.74470838

Lol i just buy cheap bulk rares that are fun to brew around with. Sometimes i win because opponents don't know how to deal with them because they have been so damaged by the meta.

>> No.74470956

I just had Deja Vu of Deja Vu of reading this exact post

>> No.74471052

>love red
>hate burn
why is it like this bros

>> No.74471065

sounds like you hate red and have a bad case of cognitive dissonance, desu

>> No.74471086

what do you like about Red, anon?

>> No.74471087

Play Electrobalance or Storm

>> No.74471105

Play Jeskai control

>> No.74471117

just let rhino draw 2 cards

>> No.74471123

How the absolute FUCK did you sell your modern staples? I'm already undercutting the average price by as much as 25% and most of them STILL don't sell

Meanwhile I dug up two absolutely smashed german copies of rhystic study and other edh +€ 10 meme cards and they've sold within days. It really is frustrating

>> No.74471172

I haven’t played for a year and I have Burn
there weren’t any new 3 damage spells were there?

>> No.74471241

Really obnoxious that i have playsets of cards and i only sell 1 of each. How am i gonna sell 3 cards instead of a playset?

>> No.74471246

You have to either suck it up and buylist your modern cards, or hold on to them and hope that WotC fucks up Commander enough with Commander Legends that EDH crashes and burns and people play Modern again.

>> No.74471248

you mean aside from or since Skewer the Critics? no, don't think so.

>> No.74471258

play gruul midrange, it's literally just big red for the modern era

>> No.74471398

Ngl, I think edhtard consooomers are all that is left that stops the game from collapsing.

>> No.74471448
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>he hasn't sold out of magic yet
do you enjoy suffering anon?

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>> No.74471512

play 8-whack, purest red there is

>> No.74471524

Fun combo pieces.

>> No.74471595


>> No.74471617

I'd rather lose the money tbqh. I wanted to gift them to a friend for his youth center, but then it dawned on me: I'd likely be directly responsible for some poor kid getting his first fix and then end up selling his mothers TV for a €200 VIP scratchcard booster

>> No.74471621

modern at least, edh stuff is mooning in value

>> No.74471664

#TeamLurrus, indeed.

>> No.74471717

>How the absolute FUCK did you sell your modern staples?

>> No.74471729

i can't sell out when i never bought in

>> No.74471969

Why did they get rid of duel decks? Once or twice I would pick up one of those to teach a friend how to play magic, and they often produced interesting games.

>> No.74472062

Lion brags about buying thousands of dollars of stupid investments all the time- both in boxes and in singles.
Fucker is loaded and gives money to illegals.

>> No.74472101

Imagine falling for a scam.

>> No.74472383

>400 posts
new bread urgently required

>> No.74472626

Half of them are from some raging retard.

>> No.74472709

Who cares these threads are slow as fuck unless you have autists shitting up the thread arguing and this game is fucking dead

>> No.74472713

freedom soon

>> No.74472825

It takes two to tango, shit-for-brains.

>> No.74472901

fuck I summoned this faggot

>> No.74472908

what have you done!?

>> No.74472960

What did you expect would happen, retard?

>> No.74473027
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how did shit like this and ancestral recall make it into alpha?

>> No.74473046

who the fuck knows. Blue was just gods chosen color from the start

>> No.74473107

I thought I remember Richard Garfield saying something about playtesting for alpha with a friend and his friend having timewalk on t2 and telling him he can win the game with just one card
like how do you leave something like that in your game especially when so many other things were totally gimped

>> No.74473149

It was red and cost 2R, but due a ESL friend of Garfield misunderstanding the card it became the time walk we know today.

>> No.74473188

Ugin’s Nexus was in the first booster pack I ever opened and it made me think taking extra turns was a really common thing. I was a little disappointed when I found out the truth.

>> No.74473472

I remember the "No banlist EDH" experiment a while back and every deck was basically hardcore tutor for Time Walk, and at the end all the players agreed that Walk was way better than they first thought. Very stupid card.

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