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>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.

>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.

>Official search site

>Unofficial card search

>Thread Question:
Post your favorite activated ability

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>using the bad virtue signalling site

>> No.73477822

Every thread with the samefagging

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>> No.73477843

>Stop using the best MtG card database because it hurts my fee-feeeeeesss

>> No.73477853
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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is hybrid mana changing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe WotC is so corrupt. I want a game to believe in. I want EDH to be the main format and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought white was getting Mangara???? This is so fucked.

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>Post your favorite activated ability
It's two activated abilities
>Just found out my boy is getting reprinted in jumpstart with that hideous new border

>> No.73477937

Card color is actually irrelevant for color identity, be careful about misinformation.

A U/G hybrid card is UG because current rules count both colors in hybrid pips, so card color would be a redundant factor for color identity. Which I see as Color Identity functioning as intended. Counting both hybrid colors covers any inconsistencies with potential off-color nontoken cards, aside from my favorite Wayward Angel. She's fine though because being a black card has nothing to do with mana pips and is defined by color words.

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that's the joke

>> No.73478011

I ended up hating that deck though. I built it off tokens and death triggers, and realized that I had become the Ghave player I hated playing against.

>> No.73478110

Holy shit people let it go

>> No.73478172

why did you quote me

>all posts linking to the previous thread are dragging the arguments into the new thread
dog, i just wanted to make a comment on my deck. read the posts.

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Weathered wayfayer, just getting any land is so powerful, amazing for mono white, boros or orzhov, so many lines of play can be made with getting lands that work together, myriad landscape than ancient tomb or flagstones of trokair, lotus field and thespian stage or vesuva, maybe go get a bounce land if or tap land when you have no real play with the mana to get them out there

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>> No.73478267
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>/edhg/'s resident reply bot
unironically go back to rddit

>> No.73478371

>Stop playing crusade because it hurts my fee-feeeeesss!

>> No.73478390

Said no one ever

>> No.73478406

Who the fuck ever played Crusade?

>Stop playing Crusade because it'll make our company look bad on social media after we just finished virtue signaling to our target demographic not to hate us.

>> No.73478435

>hybridfags btfo by themselves

>> No.73478463

White weenies and Haktos

>> No.73478477

Many such cases.

>> No.73478499

This place went to shit real quick after spoiler season.

>> No.73478512

It's always shit

>> No.73478537
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yeah, thats another thing too when building a deck that functions similarly to others. it comes down to playing for the flavor or for the mechanics. i try to opt for both, but also realize how many decks i play rely on tokens, so i try to make sure i dont end up making too many of just another token deck.

i run red artificer edh with slobad instead of daretti pope because slobad opens combo potential (best smug copter pilot) and i can just run junk reanimation cards in the deck, while trash pope is limited to doing one good thing per turn and is a big target. if i wanted to reanimate big creatures, i would just play a black reanimator deck.
love em both but i want mcguvyer combos, and slobad is a sac engine and combo protection on a bod that can also be my commander, hot fucking dog.

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I wish white got an eldrazi displacer that didnt need specifically colorless mana that Emiel unicorn card could have been great if it wasnt selesynia, also this ruin ghost is pretty cool

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This card is underrated

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I don't know why this doesn't see more play. I know it's no Blade of the Animist, but it does cost less to get going and it's very budget.

>> No.73478745

angel of condemnation
costs 1 more

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is it the smart thing/justified to proxy a $200 card that i own? no one in the group is eating cheetos, but you still don’t want it passed around like a whore. also, shuffling.

>> No.73478762

only works on end step though, not instantly

>> No.73478770

Yes, no problem with proxies when you own the original

>> No.73478794

Do you not have sleeves anon?

>> No.73478812

This game is shit, its obvious the people who play it are shit too

>> No.73478829

forbidden technique:
Own one copy of ridiculously expensive cards, sleeve up doodle proxy and fish out the real copy when relevant. Proxying and switching shit out always gets to be an exponentially growing headache.

>> No.73478832

It's only as smart/justified as using a proxy for a card you don't own. I am a collector that fell for the foil meme, and have $5k decks, if you didn't allow broke fags to play in our games with proxies for cards they don't own I would force you to use the real deal like I do.

>> No.73478842

>having a problem with proxies at all

>> No.73478845
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Alright, I posted this last night in a dying thread and I was wondering if any of you fucks could help with the manabase. The deck feels explosive, but I've never fucked around with EDH storm so I could use a couple of pointers.


>> No.73478896

Consider backdraft hellkite as another past in flames famalam

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and its a tap ability, honestly displacer I believe is costed pretty well for the effect, just would like to include it in some decks but paying specifically colorless is a little annoying

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Thanks slav bro

>> No.73478918

I like this card. Specially the part where i discard it

>> No.73478931

Sure was nice of him to SHARE that with you

>> No.73478933

Tidal barracuda offers you a good way to protect your combo

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This is a good crad

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Honestly I think its a bit better than people think though sadly its only good turn 2 and thats it, its getting very annoying that white ramps sometimes by putting lands out but only if an opponent has more, cant we just make like treasure tokens or like a mock mana rock token instead so its a bit more repeatable than sometimes literally doing nothing, like putting this and knight of the white orchad and wayfayers bauble in a deck is painful

>> No.73478962

>backdraft hellkite
Neat! I think the only way to pull it off would be to run worldly tutor and hit Maelstrom the turn before dropping it so it has haste at my endstep. The more I build this deck, the more I want to run Ydris, but I think there's a special combination of herbs and spices to make it delicious that I can't quite figure out.

Just a touch too expensive. I was planning on grabbing Veil of Summer with Isochron which would do more or less the same thing and draw me cards. I think there are hidden foodchain l'm not quite aware of.

>> No.73478989

It really isn’t

>> No.73479012

My group doesn't allow proxies you don't own, to avoid the arm race

>> No.73479024

Of cards you don't own

>> No.73479028

>to avoid the arms race
Have been there, it dies out after a while. Better than indulging the card jews

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It is in non-U combo decks

>> No.73479057

Could you share your list, please?

>> No.73479082

Best way to share decklists? I've seen a decent bit of bitching about tappedout, but I just want people to gauge the power of what's in the mail

>> No.73479094

this is the gist of it, ive swapped and substituted some cards from the list. thinking about putting in artifact steal cards to improv some combos or even steal some.

tappedout net/mtg-decks/slobad-self-milleggs/

>> No.73479113

moxfield is the current hotness

>> No.73479136

Hey what ever happened to that guy and his less than mint condition sliver queen?

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>> No.73479142

he died

>> No.73479155

I like tapped out but they go through site maintenance pretty often and if you email them about it holy shit do they hate it.
Also they are subversive homosexuals.
I still like the format the best.

>> No.73479164

Good riddance

>> No.73479169

Well you know what they say
With slivers watch your livers

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null brooch is one of the only things in R/B/G besides pic related that can stop wipes like toxic deluge or all is dust (AND its reusable, especially w voltaic/manifold key)
red doesnt even mind the discard if youre playing draw extra on upkeep and discard your hand on end step effects like avaricious dragon

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I'll take a look at moxfield, see if it's any good.

Either way here is the first pass at a Yuriko list, I want it to be decently strong, but I haven't played with this group before. Maybe board is some stuff I might swap in if it's a little too tuned up


>> No.73479412

>our target demographic
guess the game ain't for me!

>> No.73479483

You are going to give people PTSD from that gingerbread include

>> No.73479504

yeah that shit was too funny not to include

>> No.73479513

Reliquary Tower is bad in most decks, replace it with a basic.
You have way too many non-ninjas with evasion, you'd be better off replacing most of the ones that aren't properly unblockable with interaction and removal. Also, why aren't you running Preordain, Serum Visions, and/or Telling time? They'd all be better than some of the crappy scrying artefacts you currently have. And if you have the budget for it, try to squeeze in Sakashima's Student and Mystical Tutor.

>> No.73479528

fyi, you can just paste in that url of yuriko when making your moxfield deck to copy it over real quick. it might be the site’s best feature desu

>> No.73479542

>Reliquary Tower is bad in most decks
Are you retarded? In a two color deck you hardly need any fixing at all to ensure you get both colors on top of the fact that its one if the strongest colorless lands ever printed.

>> No.73479545

Anybody who picked up the Elspeth planeswalker deck

>> No.73479592

Thought tower would be good due to the fact that ninjas end up staying in your hand then getting bounced back as a means of protection, that in conjunction with drawing cards off Yuriko seemed fine.

Scry artifacts were more for repeatable effects over the course of the game. Haven't gotten it on the table yet so I'm not sure if it's overkill or not yet.

>> No.73479605

It's still worse than a basic most of the time, unless you're playing some hand size matters deck it's basically never relevant in any meaningful way. If you manage to draw more than your hand size and you can't find 7 cards to win the game with then your deck has fundamental design issues.

>> No.73479620

If you're doing it right your opponents won't live long enough for that to matter and you're better off with the cantrip.

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I have like 10 counterfeit teferi's and no idea what to do with them

>> No.73479650

>It's still worse than a basic most of the time
No? Obviously you need colored Mana but almost every deck has the ability to draw cards in excess of 7 and having a card Allow you to hold any number of cards and come into play untapped is much better than just a basic.
Also prevents discard due to Jin-Gitaxias.
You can't hardly do better.

>> No.73479665

I think your LGS will give you 60% market value for them

>> No.73479684

I'll have to put them under the loop first, but I'm considering it.
Fuck lgs's

>> No.73479702

wipe your ass, or coasters

>> No.73479712

That’s a fair way of going about it if someone in the group doesn’t have any willpower.
But proxies don’t inherently lead to an arms race if people just cool their jets and self regulate. But even just one person going overboard ruins that.

>> No.73479718

Avoiding incidentally discarding one or two cards in a game is not worth running a Wastes in your deck.
Again if you can't pick a 7 hand card to win with or you can't cast enough spells to not overdraw that means your deck is bad.
And Jin-Gitaxias isn't exactly a popular commander.
Man /tg/ really is bad at magic.

>> No.73479737

Eat them

>> No.73479771

>he regularly has more than 7 cards in hand when playing a deck that isn't focused on drawing
Even draw go control doesn't need to remove the limit

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>> No.73479799

Howdy friends,

I think I've gotten to the point where my collection is considered large, and I'm wondering if there's an optimal way to organize a collection. I mostly play EDH and I organize by color, rarity, and then CMC. But how do you guys do it?

>> No.73479809

look pretty good for fakes

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Is Competitive EDH worth it? I have most of the cards to build a legit Competitive Kess or Kalamax deck but at the same time I think I could have just as much fun playing my big, dumb Battlecruiser decks with the more casual tables.

>> No.73479848

>Rares, mythics and other cards of value >2 bucks in binders organised by colors
>Box for foils
>Box for nonbasic lands
>Box for staples, by colors
>Boxes for each set, by colors

>> No.73479859

Now, describe the taste.

>> No.73479890

I hope those weren't Chinese proxies at least.

>> No.73479894

Ngl my tongue started tingling and I got worried.

>> No.73479919

Why not both?

>> No.73479953


>A binder each for lands, artifacts, colors and multicolor for their respective rares and mythics that could see Modern, Pioneer or EDH play.
>Five lane bulk box for Uncommons and Commons that could see play
>Two lane bulk box for basic lands
>Converted wheely cabinet for stuff that may be made into a Cube one day

Not only do I have my own cards but a friend dumps his excess on me too so I have thousands.

>> No.73479966

What are some artifacts like servo schematic or the wellsprings that want to be sacced?

>> No.73479968


Both Kess and Kalamax or both Casual and Competitive? If for Causal and Competitive there is still some degree of investment needed for Competitive even though I have a good chunk of the cards.

>> No.73479999

It's probably the lead in the ink. Drink some milk and you'll be fine.

>> No.73480035

Quads confirm, anon is fucked.

>> No.73480052

Based milk anon

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Ask yourself who you are in this situation but it doesn't hurt to try out both to find out.

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>what i played
Throne of eldraine
>what i expected
Camelot with a tabernacle at pendrell vale/final fantasy tactics the war of the lions vibes
>what i got
Shrek with niggers, memes, old hags and xyrs & xhers with a reddit, soi and funko pop vibe

>> No.73480190

Thank you for your service

>> No.73480205

So you didn't play with Eldraine?

>> No.73480211

This image is backwards. Chad doesn't care about feelings or social contracts, he has fun playing magic with his friends and swapping decks when around crotchety no fun allowed players.

Proxy the competitive deck. It's super fun, and makes you a way better magic player. That being said, people get butthurt if you're stronger than their dragon tribal or whatever so it's prudent to have a backup. Most people at high powered tables could give a fuck less about proxies, and it'll help make sure you enjoy the deck before dropping thousands on it. Kess is STRONK but it's a grixis storm deck and is one of the most expensive non5c decks in the format. You pretty much need premium fixing or you'll get ultra fucked, and there's no easy way around it. I don't really think Kalamax is strictly on the same power level, but it could be cool and there are a few neat lines.

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>> No.73480219

Did you know that the huge problem of infertility in ancient rome was due to the fact that they used lead pipes for plumbing and they also used lead as a sweetener?

>> No.73480226

Damnit, now I want that set but can never have it. FFTactics had such a cool vibe.

>> No.73480227

That last thing mtg need is to be a garbage JRPG but I guess that’s coming soon with Neo Kamigawa 2.

>> No.73480246

The fact that they stopped making fftactics is a crime

>> No.73480266

I meant the medieval tone, not being a jrpg, despite jrpgs have done nothing wrong.

>> No.73480276

A tree fell down on my property. What cards let me fuck green up the most?

>> No.73480279
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>I really wish there was just a "General All Magic stuff Thread". Anyway...

Hey I got 2x Jump start boosters when picking up my 2021 box. Can I fight my friend with these? One booster each? They look way thicker than a normal booster, I'm just wondering if there are enough cards. Or do I need to get two more boosters to do this properly?

>> No.73480280


If I were to build a truly Competitive deck it would only be used against other truly Competitive decks. I have about 14 decks right now ranging from some very optimized Urza and Grixis Marchesa decks to a Torbran Burn and Marwyn Elfball Ultra Budget brews. Also Bear Tribal, Kykar Voltron/Ghost Cars and Golos Gate/Shrine/Alternate Wincon Tribal. Figured a true Competitive build should be considered since I have most other grounds covered.

>> No.73480291

Apperently the big sexy thing according to MaRo is making a phasing things more common and possibly in White.

>> No.73480294

booster contains 20 cards, they recommend putting two boosters together for a deck so you'd want 4, but you can do whatever you want my man

>> No.73480295

You need 2 of them.

>> No.73480296


>> No.73480300


Each player needs two. Each booster follows a random theme.

>> No.73480310

I find that picture WAY mis-representative. cedh virgins can be any Ux - like UB, they don't even need green at all. Just Blue and anther Not-Red.

Other then that it's fine. Thank you.

>> No.73480325

FF7 did everything wrong. JRPG’s stopped trying to be unique things and just became Japanese tropes, the videogames, specifically trying to recapture FF7, even Sqeenix thinks they ain’t doing anything better than FF7 so they remade it in the most fan fiction glomping way they possibly could

>> No.73480339

Neo Kamigawa could be cool if they gave it a feel similar to Dennou Coil or Serial Experiments Lain. But that's too cerebral for modern WotC, the normies wouldn't get it.

>> No.73480362

>Time traveler from 2009 appears
No anon, green is objectively one of the most powerful colours in the format, gives you access to premium counters and is pushed as fuck.

>> No.73480368

Ff10 was close

>> No.73480380

Literally ALL Virgin v. Chad images are mis-representative. Its the normalscum's (and misfit that has no class consciousness's) favorite meme

>> No.73480381

If they didn't went full fanfiction and lied to us about everything FF7r could have entered the top 100 of the best games ever made.
Instead it will simply go in the same garbage bin where FFX2, FFXIII and FFXV lie...

>> No.73480387

FF10 was the last good mainline FF

>> No.73480398

I just miss the tactics games. I wish I can find a good one for my phone that isn't pay-to-win bullshit.

>> No.73480401

For normies shinto is next level rocket science...
So much for the "mtg players are smart people"...

>> No.73480402

The only way I will give wizards a cent is if they make showcase cards in Kamigawa 2 Electric Jigaboo famous hentai.

>> No.73480406

>Instead it will simply go in the same garbage bin where FFX2, FFXIII and FFXV lie
It's much better than those though (and will be even better once they release it on PC)

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>> No.73480419

FFXII is good too.

>> No.73480442

I don't think the average magic player even cares that much about lore or how weird the cards are, I think WotC's market research is utter horseshit. They're probably asking random people who don't even buy products what they think.

>> No.73480443

FFXII is forgettable

>> No.73480461

It's Star Wars but Chewbacca is a sexy bunny girl, so overall a better version of Star Wars.

>> No.73480486

Luke is cuter as well

>> No.73480497

I liked FF12 too.

>> No.73480504

Top preforming cedh decks for the last decade?
>Not in order
Blue / Gr
Blue mono
Blue / GrWB
Blue / GrB
Blue / GrW
Blue / BR
Blue / WB
Blue / W
Blue / B

>Blue in 100%
>Green in 45+%

>Most of green's top cards are recent pulled cards.
>Most of blues are staples from the 90s and plus wincons of Oracle&Lab types.

>Green is the best color.


>> No.73480512

Normies don't seem to actually struggle much with Shinto, they love Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke. Really WotC is just stupid.

>> No.73480525

Market Researcher here:
Their polls are incredibly incestuous and the logic of their surveys provides leading answers to validate whatever their opinions already were. Not only that, the length is excessively prohibitive to get nonautistic people to respond, and they have preferences for websites that have extremely clear archetypes for their likes/dislikes, then ask questions specifically geared to the locations of their distribution. It's hilarious how bad they are, it's almost like they hate money and are trying to design poor products. I would be interested in reading the reports from their research but I bet they don't even produce them, and just look at each question with no part about methodology, creating a living document, or co-contributing factors that lead into issues with data quality.

>> No.73480549

Couple of days ago, an anon was explaining that actually, Wotc market research said that kamigawa wa unpopular and was both a failure mechanically and flavour wise.

>> No.73480558

>anon makes a giant list of colour combinations that contains no meaning, analysis, or data
>acts smug and dismissive about it
Which decks and strategies are you taking about, charlatan-kun?

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I got a new great blue card that's just hot FIRE!

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Thaumatic Compass is a close second, but I love Volrath's versatility.

>> No.73480581

Yes we've all heard MaRo say that over and over again, what I'm saying and what >>73480525
is saying is that their market research is bad.

>> No.73480596

Yeah, what the fuck is that formatting?

>> No.73480599
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So you are playing with Blu*?

>> No.73480610

I hate Kamigawa because the mechanics suck and there are too many chinese people on that plane.

>> No.73480623
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>I hate Kamigawa because the mechanics suck and there are too many chinese people on that plane.

>> No.73480632

>implying they understood those movies besides "le ebin quirky japanese old man", "woooh look at the colors" and "ehehe good animation go brrr"
When i was a kid every time i watched those movies i noticed something new, it wasn't until recent years that i started delving deeper and understand them completely.
I had to watch several videos of japanese people explaining them because there's a bunch of stuff you will miss if you don't know how japanese people think and speak and their culture, if you don't know japanese you will need somebody to explain it for you.

>> No.73480638

I really hope this replaces draft in popularity. I mean, I know it's not going to happen, but I can wish really hard.

>> No.73480648

I believe the cool kids call that "Listicle Swag".

Red is for patricians, but the green menace is everyone's responsibility.

>> No.73480660
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Put green in its place with this one card

>> No.73480665

Draft is one of the most popular formats, what are you talking about?

>> No.73480672

The thing i hate about draft is that if you suck at deckbuilding like i do you will never ever have fun with it, and in order to get better you need practice, and practicing draft costs a lot, especially if your lgs is as jewish as mine.

>> No.73480674

What's to understand about spirited away? Seems pretty surface level.

>> No.73480696
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Generally more of a triggered ability type of person, but Ashling’s ability is satisfying. Simple, impactful, and highly representative of Red’s color philosophy.

>> No.73480698

Put green+x* in its place with this one card. I think Green by itself would be the one color least likely to run nonbasics.

>> No.73480707

My original point wasn't that they would all appreciate it deeply, but that they are capable of enjoying it on a surface level. WotC could make a Kamigawa 2 that has surface-level normie appeal and deeper Shinto inspired elements. But again they are stupid.

>> No.73480708

Maro is a retarded clown and deserves to be mocked and laughed at whenever possible.

>> No.73480718

>Listicle Swag
Sounds like an STD

>> No.73480719

There's nothing hard to understand about Spirited Away but you can go pretty deep if you try to understand all the references

>> No.73480730

They need to unban Balance. In the meanwhile, I'll be running nu-Gerrard with every piece of land destruction I can and a million mana rocks.

>> No.73480744

The way anon was ranting at me that this reality is what kamigawa fans deserved for constantly asking for more Kamigawa made me truly believe that it was either MaRo himself or someone at Wotc writing those seething justifications

>> No.73480745

How hard would it be to make a coherent 5c Niv Mizzet deck with mostly guild MPS basics and guild watermarked gold cards?

>> No.73480749
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I got your mono-green solution right here. Unless they don't play mana dorks, then they're probably doing something wrong.

>> No.73480752

Just research about when chihiro gets her name stolen...

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Step it up fampai. Reap and deathgrip are also acceptable.

>> No.73480773

Depends on the deck, I would think. Elves and shit like Yisan would get blasted, but if you're facing Titania or Multani, I don't think they'd be running as much dorks because of all the inherent land synergies.

>> No.73480782

Could have fooled me. Who did you buy them from?

>> No.73480790

>As a commander
>Man /tg/ really is bad at magic.
Took the words out of my mouth

>> No.73480797
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Or you can give us nice story time. I'm a pleb who likes that No Face is a complicated and nuanced character that you don't get to see very often.

>> No.73480806

Chuckled at this.

>> No.73480811

I find in blue, black and green decks I'm always maxing out
Also gives you more options if you get rifted

>> No.73480828
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>Unless they don't play mana dorks, then they're probably doing something right

>> No.73480831

I don't doubt it. WotC has a tendency of blaming the wrong things and then creating internal myths about why certain things failed, then they probably go out and do bad market research that validates their myths.
Like blaming Kamigawa's lore when Mirrodin and the Powerlevel were the problems or Blaming Lorwyn not having humans when the 2008 recession was the problem.
There might also be elements of company politics at play. Kamigawa's lead designer, Brian Tinsman, might well have had beef with MaRo or someone else, he did quit the company after all. Or MaRo had his own idea for a more stereotypical "lmao ninjas XD" Japanese inspired plane, and like with Eldraine he's salty that people prefer the other version.

Really if I was Hasbro I'd purge every part of WotC and hire new people for everything. It's all completely incestuous.

>> No.73480834

>Is Competitive EDH worth it?
I had fun with it for a time, you need a playgroup just like with everything else. If the playgroup falls apart you may as well go back to 75%.
That's kinda what happened to me, I don't really miss it but I did enjoy myself

>> No.73480852

I don't think No Face is complicated, they only want one thing: company, which they find in Chihiro
The whole subplot about them wanting to eat her or something is only caused by the greediness of the palace workers getting to No Face's head

>> No.73480860

He's shit as a card as well. He's craw as fuck.

>> No.73480876

>He's shit as a card as well. He's craw as fuck.
Man /tg/ really is bad at magic

>> No.73480887

Hasbro is the problem with WotC though
WotC needs to get into the hands of people that like the game more than money

>> No.73480891

Ff10 was when the mask slipped and is quite possibly the worst game in the series.

>> No.73480915

11 was leaps and bounds better than 10, despite 11 being almost programmable.

>> No.73480922

>Worst game in the series
>When FFXIII exists

>> No.73480925

He's the best reanimation target in blue, although Villis is probably better nowadays since you'd probably be playing some combination of U and B.

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>oh no! An enchantment! Whatever shall I as a green player do against this?

>> No.73480934

I meant 12
I forgot 11 was the mmo
Speaking of which I played through 14 recently after being told how good the story was
I can't believe anyone would lie to me in such a way. I'm actually shocked.

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>> No.73480950

I never played 13 but second worst is definitely still "one of the worst".
If it is as bad as they say.

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You shall despair.

>> No.73480967

Yeh I forgot

>> No.73480973

I've never seen an MMO with a fantastic story yet, maybe aside from SWTOR's base-game class stories. The Secret World had some nice storytelling too, but the rework is unplayable.

>> No.73480980

But it's not the worst (11 and 14 are out of the debate because they are MMO)

>> No.73480982


>> No.73480992

From a narrative standpoint he's complicated. No Face isn't a bad guy and isn't greedy in a traditional sense, he just emulates the world around him. When Sen is walking across the bridge with dragonlad, the greedy frog is the only one who knew that Sen was a human and snuck into the bathhouse after she couldn't hold her breath. The greed from the frog is emulated in No Face the same way YaBaba's little demon inside our dragon lad causes him to act against his true nature. When the second... frogman? gets eaten, it was in response to his greediness and is juxtaposed to how that frogman treated Sen when she first started working at the bathhouse. The really interesting part is that Sen forgives him without question and shows that children are free from the corruption of the world. I don't think he wants to eat her, rather he wants her company because she treated him with kindness, and when she rejects No Face's gold, he understands that she isn't part of this world, but the corruption from the spirit folk causes him to freak out. It's very rare that you have a tabular rasa character that has good and bad qualities without a moralized message, and that shit is my jam.

Jin is EXACTLY a craw card.

>> No.73481006

>The Secret World had some nice storytelling too, but the rework is unplayable.
I keep remembering fond memories (the desert part was GOAT) but I can't go back because of that stupid remake
Give me my mouse back dammit

>> No.73481027

Hell, FF14 has enjoyed nothing but praise online. Every time a new expansion comes out for either FF14 or WoW, people make a Mockery of WoW while everyone’s having a fiesta for FF14.

It’s quite a sight. The mighty WoW falling down again and again and FF14’s redemption story soaring higher and higher.

>> No.73481054

The difference between expectations and reality make 10 worse
The average gamer will tell you ffx is a classic, only the most invested fan will tell you ff13 gets good after 20 hours.
They are both railroads with nonsense plots and unlikable characters except for Lulu.
Damn that was a nice pair.

>> No.73481064

I've got the old version installed but I don't touch it anymore. Not really fun playing such an empty game.

>> No.73481067

Do you even know what craw means?

>> No.73481068

The stealing of her name is basically a critique of our modern society that deprives us of our identity and sees us only as a number, or something to be exploited in order to gain money.
He basically stabs our society and nobody ever even noticed.

>> No.73481106

So you're saying FFX is worse because people didn't know it would be a railroad while FFXIII is better because people knew it would be a railroad?

>> No.73481124

The old version servers are still going? I have changed computer since so I don't have it anymore

>> No.73481139

You should still be able to get it as long as you have your old account. It's been a while since I've touched it so I can't verify if the servers are still up, though.

>> No.73481167
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>FF14 has enjoyed nothing but praise online.
>Talk to npc 1, then 2 then 1 again
>Every 10th quest you spice it up with a quest that you have no emote at someone
>75% of these quests are actual in-game chores not related to the plot
>The plot is probably the most generic and poorly told "chosen one" I've ever played
>The dungeons are totally linear and populated by people speed running them for daily rewards
>The community confuses passive aggressiveness for kindness
Now granted I've only played for 150 hours
They say it gets better.
It's like the ff13 crowd said, you gotta play through the majority of the game before it gets good.
I'm liable to believe it's all sunk cost fallacy.

>> No.73481195

Eating a shit sandwich is worse when you are expecting a turkey club
This is compounded by the manager saying you gotta eat the shit on the outside to get to the turkey on the inside.

>> No.73481196

>Now granted I've only played for 150 hours
>They say it gets better.
>It's like the ff13 crowd said, you gotta play through the majority of the game before it gets good.
>I'm liable to believe it's all sunk cost fallacy.
That's Stockholm Syndrome

>> No.73481221

Packing vandalblast and Mycosynth Lattice for the ultimate humiliation?

>> No.73481288

>general all magic stuff
/memeg/ used to be that before magic died

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>> No.73481314

Excellent taste

>> No.73481317

Addendum to >>73481139, the servers for the old version are still running.

>> No.73481408

Great, I'll try to get back

>> No.73481455

I don't know if you can get it from the Funcom site itself but there are links to the installer for the original game on the forbidden website, it should be the first thing that comes up when you google "The Secret World original"

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>> No.73481505

>The community confuses passive aggressiveness for kindness
In league of legends people take constructive criticism as insults and a personal attack.
So glad i uninstalled that dogshit game...

>> No.73481512

Man that's one unfunny twat

>> No.73481515

My group kind of regulates
for examples if I win 3/4 games played in a group of 4 I tune down my deck a bit or play a different deck next time
stuff like avacyn is fine but they fucking hate proxies of really expensive stuff like mox pearl or gaea's cradle is no

>> No.73481531

>constructive criticism as insults and a personal attack
I'm sure it was

>> No.73481540

>getting that triggered by the facts
The game isn't being actively MARKETED to you, retard. It probably hasn’t been for years and you’re only now noticing?

>> No.73481636


>> No.73481680

You aren't helping your case

>> No.73481881

This is like the biggest retard answer.

>> No.73481946
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Hilarious when soiboys try to double-reverse the triggered meme.

>> No.73481951

>bring proxies to my group
>everyone is fine with it
>get some friends into proxies, they start an arms race
fuck you guys

>> No.73481958

I kind of like it I've been paying 4 mana for RTD for years
Granted enchantments only but I'd play it

>> No.73481970

Im just mocking you for assuming you know anonymous people

>> No.73481983

Do arms races still ruin play groups after c16?

>> No.73481984

He’s not the one saying “Fuck X That I don’t like”

>> No.73481992

Tell them to stop being faggots instead of just taking it like a cuck

>> No.73482002

Lol I've been playing league since 2010 I don't need to it you personally to know you are full of shit

>> No.73482009

Its always a correct move to shit on maro and wotc

>> No.73482025

>I don't need to it you
Know you*

>> No.73482029

You’re only proving that anon right by acting so defensive

>> No.73482143
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>built Zada with a budget of $50
>get nearly everything I wanted, except for around 7 cards I saved for later as upgrades
>those cards together are more than the entire cost of the deck and then some
Time to call the chinaman.

>> No.73482188
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Gwailo not allowed to have any paper except Wuhan paper.

>> No.73482222

Careful. Chinapost halted all small packages. Make sure the distributor is using Singapore post

>> No.73482345
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This is my new commander.
Say something nice about her.

>> No.73482358

>you just know

>> No.73482371
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I want to build a deck which invokes this aesthetic. Are monowhite and Azorius my only options?

No angel faggotry, please.

>> No.73482380

I bet she looks very cute getting plowed by her dire wolf friend!

>> No.73482398

You could maybe find something in Orzhov too.

>> No.73482409

Trynn can take a bigger dog cock

>> No.73482424

Yes pretty much. I would say the closest thing is ephara

>> No.73482433
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Swamps are dirty and evil, though.

>> No.73482455
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Looked it up and the face is negroid. WOTC really knows what they're doing when it comes to sullying European aesthetic, don't they?

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>> No.73482469
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Any suggestions for sac fodder aside from the usual suspects of Myr Retriever, Ichor Wellspring and Servo Schematic?

>> No.73482489
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>dude, what if we took catholicism and, like, gave it tumors?

>> No.73482514

Wish this was usable in EDH

>> No.73482533
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t. retard
Would be a great skullclamp engine

>> No.73482574

That would be FFXIV (and is also the best FF game, period), and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

>> No.73482586
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they love it

>> No.73482605

>only now noticing?
No, he's virtue signaling on the Internet out of lack of any other useful emotions in his life.

>> No.73482619

>league of legends
>constructive criticism
Pick one.

>> No.73482696

Trynn fucks Silvar, Silvar is a cat, cats have small dicks, therefore you are wrong. Neyith takes big fat wolf knots.

>> No.73482791
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No way this dog cat only has 1 dick, since its on Ikoria they might even be prehensile

>> No.73482825

I miss when furries got the rope.

>> No.73482890

They're bestialityfags, not furries. It's only furry if they want to be the animal or dress up as the animal too.

>> No.73482900

Do you people have nothing to think about by niggas and animal dick?

>> No.73482909

They finally made a Canadian character in mtg
just ignore the leaf and they will be gone with the wind

>> No.73482916

She's such a nice lady I'm building her as well

>> No.73482986

>not knowing silvar is a dog
Next you'll photoshop cat into its creature type

>> No.73483015

Saying that all furries want to fuck animals is like saying all straight men want to fuck prepubescent girls.

>> No.73483016

>Silvar is a dog
Hmmm >>73482791

>> No.73483046

A big cat's dick is about the size of the first knuckle bone of your thumb. Even is silver had like 40 of the damn things it wouldn't mean much. Also barbs.

>> No.73483068

>photoshopping cat into the creature type
How predictable.
Dont talk to my wife or the dog she fucks sometimes ever again.

>> No.73483124
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Ikoria has fox birds, do they have a cloaca?
we're dealing with a dog cat nightmare with 6 legs
I'd bet its dick is closer to the nightmare side than the dog cat side

>> No.73483184

What even is a nightmare's dick? Do nightmares have dicks?

>> No.73483202

>wrecking the pussy so no one else can enjoy it even if she cheats
Sounds based

>> No.73483243

>What even is a nightmare's dick?

>> No.73483258

It's all furfaggotry, all the way down.

>> No.73483260

They all have vaginas because women are nightmares to live with and deal with.

>> No.73483266

>What even is a nightmare's dick?
I would tell you but it changes every time I see it

>> No.73483287

>tfw no horse monster in ikoria so no horsecocks
Feelsbadman. Nethoroi is close but not quite

>> No.73483291

Sounds like a "you" problem

>> No.73483303

We got a legendary Unicorn in Jumpstart, isn't that close enough anon?

>> No.73483323

Unicorns are female only, like angels

>> No.73483337
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>just a girl and her horse

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>> No.73483421
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Joining "sheilds" eh? you just know

>> No.73483439
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Kneeling ! You just know.

>> No.73483489

what are the card in core 2021 that are worth picking up for commander?

>> No.73483505

Any you think look fun! :)

>> No.73483510
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You Just Know !

>> No.73483536

Literally every person who "gives advice" in league is a rageaholic
I'm not defensive I just know the kind of person I'm dealing with

>> No.73483553
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If someone animated a land with +1/+1 counters can I kill it with Infernal Reckoning? Lands dont have colors right?

>> No.73483562
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what card jumpstart good commander me like minotaur

>> No.73483565

This doesn't work.
This arguably works.
This one does work.

>> No.73483607


>> No.73483615


No, you exile it.

>> No.73483629

>Oi an' ooso, fook cabitalism. Wotsee, moike mahjic moih sowshalist! Fook Driomph and Brehgsit!!

>> No.73483636

Can you imagine the wretches behind all those “chad” posts?

>> No.73483653
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>Do the thing
>Draw the card

>> No.73483654

Infernal Reckoning can target lands, yes.

>> No.73483664

This guy gets cast from the command zone and slaps your Neyith's ass. What do?

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>> No.73483687
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Oh yeah, well this is mine.

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>> No.73483695

Dudes a faggot and I wish he'd stop using the game as a soapbox

>> No.73483698

Xenagos and the dire wolf double-teaming Neyith smut WHEN?

>> No.73483712
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Forget something, kiddo?

>> No.73483729

At least it will be playable in mono green soon enough

>> No.73483739

Hopefully never. Satyrs are disgusting

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>> No.73483764
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I want to build an Orzhov deck but none of the Orzhov legends really speak to me. /edhg/, I need (You) to sell me your B/W deck.

>> No.73483782

Play Kenrith with only those two colors

>> No.73483816
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Do something with him

>> No.73483845

Considering your shitty picture probably basic bitch teysa is up your alley

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>I-I just gotta...just wanna...coom...I wanna c-coom so bad...I like females....angels are girls....? Yes, I must coom to angels...b-but how do I make my waking life about cooming...play cards...yes play cards with angels...females...must signal my perversion to others too...yes...I must coom and get aroused on the voyeur...I must live my fetish...my truth...angels...must...coom...to...angels...and make everyone else uncomfortable...yeeesssss.......

>> No.73483871

Sometimes hard to tell if individual coomerposters are ironic or post-ironic.

>> No.73483900

>Whole thread coomposting about dog dick
>N-no it's the one guy that posted angels that's the problem!
You guys are obsessed, it's sad.

>> No.73483901

Go back to resetera

>> No.73483907

What is irony and does she have big breasts

>> No.73483920

>or is put into exile
This shit has to stop.

>> No.73483930

It was just the only Orzhov-related image I had to go with my Orzhov-related post :(

>> No.73483944

>none of the Orzhov legends really speak to me
I mean, what do you want to build, deck-wise? Orzhov has a lot of legend diversity

>> No.73483950
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Ignore the schizos dude. Literally any angel will trigger them. Observe.

>> No.73484028
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No no, this.

>> No.73484030

Its more about how offensive the stupidity of angelposters drag down every thread they plague

>> No.73484043

My brother uses this to test the abilities of any deck i build. If i cannot handle meren, its not worthy

>> No.73484053
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Not really lol. You lose your shit over anybody posting angels at all, and angelposting doesn't actually drag down threads, try harder. The only bad part is when cucks like you come crawling out to coompost about your fetish.

>> No.73484097 [SPOILER] 
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Angel discussion triggers people because
>muh popular tribe
>ew tribal
>must coom
And so on. But there’s only 1 angel that truly gets under anons skins

>> No.73484115 [SPOILER] 
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>only 1 angel
You forgot about him

>> No.73484139
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The only pack of DOM I've opened and I got a Lyra. Was pretty neat but at that point the price had already dropped.

>> No.73484154

>The only bad part is when angelfags come crawling out to coompost about their fetish.

>> No.73484184

>n-no u!
Fucking pathetic. About what I would expect from a schizo cuck like you.

>> No.73484208
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Control the battlefield with the General.

>> No.73484210

Schizo, smizho. At least I could walk away from the solar bitch, you blimp lipped faggot

>> No.73484217

The only good monster is a dead monster.
Also white girls need to stop enabling and breeding with monsters.

>> No.73484227

Played against guy in prerelease that had two of those one foil timestamp. Beat him though. Was a sweet win.

>> No.73484232

I don't even know what you're talking about you cuck, you've started spouting literal schizo nonsense. Step away from the computer and calm down.

>> No.73484252

This! White girls fuck RB dogs!

>> No.73484260

Why is his daughter black

>> No.73484270

>All these stupid zoomers and reddit tourists who feed trolls
I fucking wish kids would lurk moar these days, jesus christ.

>> No.73484272

Apes are close enough to human to breed with acceptably I guess?

>> No.73484286

Schizocrats. All the inbreeding and removal you could ask for. Good deck for going tall and wide.

>> No.73484309

I mean, I've never posted in these threads about my fetishes, but I've seen dozens upon dozens of posts to the effect of
>tfw you will never be dommed by a mommy angel who milks your prostate dry
and variations on similar themes.
This isn't a thread for posting about that shit. It's for discussing EDH. If you want an angel thread, start an angel thread. If you want to talk about a deck that happens to be helmed by an angel, that's fine. But shit like
>post your favorite angel!
>I can't believe this set doesn't have any angels
>do you think there will be angels in Zendikar?
>I love angels! btw here's my daughter's SSN
>lol imagine not loving angels
does not contribute anything and drags down the quality of the threads.

>> No.73484316

Shut your mouth, you don't know who I am. You don't. know my dog. Bitch, you don't even know where I live. I might. Wouldn't you like to know? Why don't you step away from the computer? Are you afriad I'm gonna get you through it? Do you think I can't? Stay the fuck away from me and my computer you cunt, unless you want some real trouble, not that trouble you dream.

>> No.73484353

I see like, one of those posts you complain about in angel threads, and talking about different angel cards is absolutely on topic, there is nothing wrong about speculating about future sets, complaining about current sets, or talking about magic cards you own/are collecting. Your arbitrary rules for the thread are wrong and nobody ever actually cares or follows them normally, you only complain when angels are brought up. If you whined about literally any time people strayed slightly off of directly talking about edh and edh decks I might take you seriously. Just kidding, no I wouldn't, I'd laugh at you for trying to control the thread topic.

>> No.73484386

I have yet to see one person mention milking prostates dry, but now I have a new fetish. Thanks, bruh.

>> No.73484402


>> No.73484406

I think I only ever see people mentioning angels in a sexual way to try and insert their cuck/rape fantasies, and they're obviously never actually angelfags.

>> No.73484414

Is OG planeswalker Karn good enough to slot into 5c Sissay?

>> No.73484424

Goddamnit that flavor text is shit. Imagine someone saying that.

>> No.73484447
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Why does she have such good boobs, bros?

>> No.73484470

Sound like anti angel false flaggers gay ops.

>> No.73484494

I mean I can't imagine fantasizing about abusing/getting cucked by angels. Don't think anyone else who actually likes them would want that either. Makes sense to me that they're just trying to get a rise out of other angelfags.

>> No.73485131
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You just know

>> No.73485195

Wow. Gayest thread I've ever read.

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