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>> No.72767163

>>72766853
Dicks break before she does.

>> No.72767230

>>72766853
Raped to death by deldar over the course of decades material.

>> No.72767780

>>72767163
But can she handle an Abaddong?

>> No.72767838

>guard is just there to make the mahreens look powerful
>again
It's not fair guardbros

>> No.72767916

>>72767838
Warhammer 40k is about space marines versus chaos space marines. Everything and everyone else is window dressing. Get fucked guardfag.

>> No.72768697

>>72767916
Wrong, 40K is about space marines vs orks. Chaos didn't even exist until the RoC supplements.

>> No.72769923
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>>72766853
>ywn cuddle with her while sitting near a promethium fueled trash fire while waiting for the lasgun power packs to fully recharge
>ywn wipe her tears of anguish and gently kiss her plump lips to comfort her
>ywn propose to her while your bunker is under siege and it's only a matter of minutes before the xenos will barge in

>> No.72769937

>>72767230
I dont think they're that picky about who they do that to

>> No.72769968

Would you stand up to the Commissar to defend her smile, /tg/?

>> No.72770044

Source?

>> No.72770083

>>72768697
If you take your faction out of the fluff, what does it change to the setting? If you can't think of anything really then its a NPC faction

>> No.72770095

>>72758334

>> No.72770169

>>72770095
go shilling your thread elsewhere, faggot

>> No.72770197

>>72766853
So, we see the Sister show up and save the guardswoman, but then we don't see the guardswoman anymore after the Sister retreats into the Imperial church.

Did this cutie get vaporized off-screen?

>> No.72770211

>>72769968
Taking the bullet for a pretty girl? Thanks but no thanks, unless of course I already fucked her and I just want to suicide to escape my hellish duties while also looking selfless and caring in the process

>> No.72770967

>>72770197
Most likely but hey vaporization is not a bad way to go

>> No.72771061
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72771061

>>72766853
SJW pandering or not, she is a qt not gonna lie.

>> No.72771346

>>72767838
don't forget the SoB. The guard get no glory and die first

>> No.72771394

>males get thorn apart, burned in acid-like fluids
>women just appear to be there

yeah ok cool

>> No.72771411

Anyone check out the falseflagging going on in the /v/ threads? Didn't know their board got so pozzed.

>> No.72771487

>>72771394
>fluids
Secondary spotted.

>> No.72771549

>>72771394
Leftists never harm their token characters.

>> No.72771712

Now we just need a sculpt for her that is also cute

>> No.72771782

>>72767838
That was the most disapointing point of the trailer, no full regiment of guard charging to their death while being supported by superheavy tank/artillery

I'm not even a guard player

>> No.72771885

>>72770197
The Sister ate her. Peak Performance requires lots of calories....

>> No.72772891

Whats wrong with her cheek

>> No.72773076

>>72771549
Someone didn't watch the video~

>> No.72773099

>>72772891
Any number of battlefield wounds, obviously.

>> No.72773100

>>72772891
cute battle scars

>> No.72773115

>>72773076
I don't need to watch the video to get at least one (you).

>> No.72773305

I like how her entire squad got vaporized by the Necrons but her strong vagina and the Sister of Vagina saved her.

>> No.72773347
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72773347

>Things that people wouldn't bat an eye over if it was all dudes are suddenly an issue if it involves da womenz
It's all so fucking tiring.

>> No.72773369

>>72766853
Good trailer, my only bitch is that the first shot of the Marine looked kinda silly, aside from that it worked well.

>> No.72773482

>>72773115
Well played.

>> No.72773562

>>72773347
The retards that actually take that bait are the entire reason that shit is so bad. It's the one thing that people REALLY can't help themselves over.

>> No.72773610

>>72766853
the only kind of """"strong"""" female character worth mentioning

>> No.72773648

>eyeliner
>false lashes
>lip stick
C'mon gw.

>> No.72773710

>>72773648
GRIMDARK 2020

>> No.72773713

Astartes is better.

>> No.72774077

>>72773648
I
N
C S
H A V E
X L

>> No.72774278

>>72770967
Dunno, those guardsmen seemed to be in a lot of pain while their faces were being melted.

>> No.72774342

>>72773610
>strong
>just stares at her comrades as they get disintegrated
she was just the designated platoon cum dumpster, a damn good fine one might i add

>> No.72774347
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72774347

>>72766853
Take heart soldier, for my faith is bottomless.

>> No.72774399

>>72767780
Only interested when Cadia stands.

>> No.72774443

>>72774342
>Lone guardsman fails leadership
Deepest lore?

>> No.72774495

>>72774342
Don't be rude, relieving the stress of the soldiers is a very important task.

>> No.72774535

>>72774443
This never would have happened if we had a Commissar here
He probably got disintegrated earlier...

>> No.72774591

>>72771549
>Leftists never harm their token characters.
true in general but has nothing to do with the trailer

>> No.72774738

>>72774342
You know how throughout history, pinups or lewd-art of chicks or men with guns or military-relevant equipment has been used as moral-boosting material?
They took that very literally in the Imperium, if your comfort girls or boys can't shoot a lasgun they aren't REALLY comfort girls or boys.

>> No.72774922

>>72771394
Except one of the sisters gets a fucking leg through her torso

>> No.72774988
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>>72774922

>> No.72775005

>>72774988
>That glance the sister to the side of her gives the horrorshow
"Shit she owed me 30 crowns."

>> No.72775248

>>72774535
Maybe the idiot put him with catachan jungle fighters

>> No.72775675

>>72773347
the agenda is really fucking obvious when they have all the men die, but the woman live

>> No.72775762

>>72775675
Sisters have been GW's punching bag in countless books for fucking decades, and a Sister gets the most brutal death in the trailer.
ADDITIONALLY: You have more male-centric factions in 40K AND even in co-ed ones the dudes usually get more screen time, so you will naturally see more dudes die then women in anything 40K unless it's the aforementioned Sister Massacre.

There is no agenda.
You are being a pussy.
Stop being mad that plastic armywomen exist alongside the men.

>> No.72776269

I hope to god they update the imperial guards and add waifus. I want more cute female guards goddamnit! The only way I can get female guards man is in the last chancers or kitbashing necromunda and fuck that noise.

>> No.72776423
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72776423

>>72766853
I wanna fuck her wet hairy armpits

>> No.72776843

>>72775675
The fact that the daemonculaba exists or that the Grey Knights have killed Sisters to use their blood makes your supposed point of women being untouchable questionable at best.

>> No.72776865

>>72769923
You’re the nigger that got his face disintergrated Lmao

>> No.72777092

>>72776843
>10 and 15 year old fluff
Shouldn't even give you a (you) desu

>> No.72777148

>72777092
>Doesn't count because it's old
Just because it's older then you doesn't mean it's not canon you zoomer fuck.

>> No.72777203

>>72777148
Are you deliberately missing the point or are you just retarded?

>> No.72777217
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72777217

>>72766853
Would you help repopulate New Cadia with a Good Cadian girl?

>> No.72777242

>>72775675
Did you not see one of the sisters get empaled by the necron?

>> No.72777402
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Guard girl was nice, but the sister was peak qt. If only GW would make minis like this.

>> No.72777729

>>72769937
Rank and file will fuck everything that has a hole, and if it doesn't they will make one. Someone on the top gonna have rare and expensive tastes.

>> No.72777945
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>>72774077
Isn't bitching about a woman having eyeliner, false lashes and lip stick more of a EssJayDoubleYou thing cuz its adhering to patriarchal beauty standards?

>> No.72778057

>>72777217
couldn't even if you wanted to, as the curse of dying in the millions is a genetic flaw inherent in all guardsmen. so even if you did procreate with her, she and all of your children are predestined to die

>> No.72778934

will we ever see Guard qt's in a kit

>> No.72778996

>>72778057
But you wouldn't! Now stop being a pussy and do your Emperor a solid by doing this Cadian cute GOOD! Make sure you'll have lots of kids too!

>> No.72779244

>>72777092
Stay mad soiboi.

>> No.72779272

>>72776865
>private, there's something I need you to know! I..I lovAAAARRGHH
>"lol wat? You're not even 6' get off me you creep!"

>> No.72779301

>>72766853
My head canon is she is leutenant Mira before she went to the Ork planet.

>> No.72779313

>>72773648
Looking good is a full time job.

>> No.72779334
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72779334

*A challenger appears

>> No.72779342

>>72779301
I'd believe it.

>> No.72779373
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72779373

>>72777217
Of course, it's always been a guardswoman's job to make more soldiers for the regiment.

>> No.72779393

>>72779373
I'd burn her unclean. If you catch my drift.

>> No.72779415

>>72779334
That was actually retarded, I'm not some bitter incel but why would a Space Marine Captian take orders from anything lower than a guv'ner?

>> No.72779451

>>72779373
>>72779334
Women in the Imperial Guard would be working the equipment stores and administration roles. Prove me wrong.

>> No.72779464

>>72779415
what sort of autist confuses working in mutual support with allied assets and sharing of intelligence with a butterbar guardsman commanding a space marine captain around

>> No.72779469

>>72779415
I dont think he actually took orders, she just gave him information and he used that to help.

>> No.72779474

>>72779451
>Prove me wrong.
Everyone fights in 40k

>> No.72779489

>>72766853
Actually she is pretty mangled and just plain average, staying skinny, if not malnourished and being kinda fit is the default state of a guardsman/woman und shouldn't give bonus points.

>> No.72779517

>>72771394
>fluids
Do all the /pol/posters even play the game?

>> No.72779521

>>72779474
Who supplies the clothing, does the paperwork to manage the regiments, works in the boring communications jobs?

>> No.72779526

>>72770044
Warhammer TV new trailer on youtube.

>> No.72779540
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72779540

>>72779489
t.

>> No.72779543
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72779543

>>72779451
You're right, but some people just enjoy having fighting girls in their setting.

>> No.72779556

>>72779451
wrong, everything that isn't pregnant and can hold a lasgun gets drafted, if needed.

>> No.72779566

>>72766853
I want to marry her and snuggle with her lots.

>> No.72779575

>>72779521
The Mechanicum and the Administratum, duh.

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>>72766853

>> No.72779603
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>>72779521
This guy and one that looks less flashy for the clothes.

>> No.72779605

>>72779556
xeno hands typed this

>> No.72779638

>>72777402
>The "I want to see your planetary governor" haircut

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>>72771394

>> No.72779685
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>>72779601
Nice

>> No.72779702

>female
OH BRO IM GONNA CUM OMFG I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH CUM IN THEM RIGHT NOW IM GONNA DIE FOR HER

>> No.72779750

>>72779474
This.

In real life when we're NOT in a state of perpetual total war, it makes sense to have regulations for only taking demographics who would be better at combat.

In 40k there are definitely women fighting. They're probably segregated by gender most of the time, unless there's a mistake like in Caiaphas Cane.

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72779761

Daily reminder

>> No.72779773

>>72779702
>female
>OH THE FUCKING SJWS DID IT AGAIN FUCK GW FOR GOING WOKE OMFG GOD I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH THERE WERE NO WOMEN IN THE OLD FLUFF FUCK THIS COOMERSHIT WE NEED TO RISE UP BROS

And both sides are retarded by the way.

>> No.72779797

gg/jawzVU good shit

>> No.72779822

>>72767230
Do they actually fuck lesser races?

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72779900

>>72779822
Yes, grimdark Spock can testify

>> No.72779957

>>72779900
>Geneseed works on hybrids
Big thing

>> No.72779974

>>72779900
They actually allowed a xeno mutt?!

>> No.72780023

>>72779750
In a state of constant warfare, you need baby machines at home.
Adding women just creates huge logistical problems that are impossible to ignore.

>> No.72780052

>>72779773
I'm a dark eldar player. Literally half my army is female, including my Archon.
And females in the IG make no sense.

>> No.72780181

>>72780052
Normal(!) men and women are pretty much equal as run of the mill guards men and compared to the shit they face.

>>72780023
Men are prioritised of course but if there isn't a lack of anything in the imperium it's Humans and if the Guard needs more than the average draft to restock they will also take women.

>> No.72780199
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72780199

>>72766853
Looks like a dude.
That's right /tg/ I went there.
I am calling out tranny shit when I see it.
All these so called "women" GW puts out look like discord trannys.
Pic related, what a REAL woman looks like.

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>72780199
You've got to be a mite more subtle if you want anyone to bite.

>> No.72780309

>>72775762
>Stop being mad that plastic armywomen exist alongside the men.
NO

>> No.72780334

>>72778934
Not if GW can help it.

A) they hate women
B) they couldn't sculpt qts even if they wanted to. Look at everything else they've tried to pass off as "women" over the last 20 years.

>> No.72780348

>>72780181
Depends on the planet of origin. One planet is matriarchal, one patriarchal, one is equal more or less. What is a "human" is more relaxed as a definition, inquisition notwithstanding. See ogryns etc.

>> No.72780351

>>72779974
Don't worry. That passage was never canon.

>> No.72780439

>>72771394
Aside from the fully on screen impaled sister, why do you think you only see a Seargant and Sister Superior or whatever at the end?
The rest is dead.

>> No.72780520
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72780520

Ok lads who's ready for kino

>> No.72780674

>>72773562

It's not even bait. It's just a woman existing.

>> No.72780696

>>72779750
They are segregated most of the time but some regiments are famed for having effective male and female Guards on the same corps. Like the Cadians, which is why we see a lot of male and female Cadians fighting together.

>> No.72780720

>>72780674
the bait is people saying this is sjw, either that or it's a falsse flag to stop people from talking about >>72780520

>> No.72780784

>>72780181
>Normal(!) men and women are pretty much equal as run of the mill guards men and compared to the shit they face.
No idea what this is supposed to mean.

>Men are prioritised of course but if there isn't a lack of anything in the imperium it's Humans and if the Guard needs more than the average draft to restock they will also take women.
What? You first say humans are extremely plentiful, then say they aren't, so sometimes they have to take women.
Which is it?

>> No.72781077

>>72780784
>No idea what this is supposed to mean.
Doesn't matter if you have a dick or a vagina when everything else can easily snap you in half all the same, all you are there for is blocking shots and providing additional fire support, kinda.

>What? You first say humans are extremely plentiful, then say they aren't, so sometimes they have to take women.
Which is it?
Playing dumb? If you need everything that can hold a gun right away there is no time for a proper draft, if it's to the last man there is no destinction, just to name the most obvious scenarios.
And as others corrected me, it also comes down to how the Planet actually developed it's gender roles.

>> No.72781247

>>72781077
>Doesn't matter if you have a dick or a vagina when everything else can easily snap you in half all the same, all you are there for is blocking shots and providing additional fire support, kinda.
Real world experience says otherwise.

>Playing dumb? If you need everything that can hold a gun right away there is no time for a proper draft, if it's to the last man there is no destinction, just to name the most obvious scenarios.
No, back up. You completely contradicted yourself earlier and I'm not allowing you to talk your way past it.

>> No.72781391

>>72771487
Is fluid an offensive word? Should we be censoring the labels on our bottles of headlight fluid now?

>> No.72781528

>>72780674
Women existing IS bait.

>> No.72781698

>>72781247
We are talking about a fodder army of poor saps hold in line by people killing them if they don't want to be killed by whats infront, it's literally of no significants what gender they have, they are little more than herd animals on the battlefield.
There are plenty other units, who very likely are indeed men, that actually do the heavy lifting in the guard to give that fodder their meaning.

A Planet under lockdown siege or cut of from warptravel wont have the humans of other worlds as recource at their fingertips, atleast not right away is that so hard to process?
And if that planet falls there are still Trillions of other Humans in the imperium, also meaning if they somehow managed to fodderize all their able men and women but hold fort, there are enough women to recolonize transfere there to make babies again.
Women preferably make babies and work in factories, yes but there are enough of them to shuffle arround in the long run, that it's not their most desirably commodity in every situation.

>> No.72781884

>>72766853
Do you think we'll ever get updated sprues Guardbros?
Women Cadians would be a neat addition because they exist in the lore but more than anything I want them to add plasmas and meltas as weapon options. Conversions are serviceable but I'd rather have easier access than making them myself or buying multiple command squads.

>> No.72782005

>>72778057
You’re getting Cadians & Kreigers confused

>> No.72782075

>>72779761
I don’t she her broken, only the planet

>> No.72782133

>>72780199
You may not know this since you are probably a human troglodyte that’s never ventured into the light of day, but REAL women have noses

>> No.72782364

>>72780351
It should be

>> No.72782450

>>72781698
>A Planet under lockdown siege or cut of from warptravel wont have the humans of other worlds as recource at their fingertips, atleast not right away is that so hard to process?
This has nothing to do with your previous statement.

>Men are prioritised of course but if there isn't a lack of anything in the imperium it's Humans and if the Guard needs more than the average draft to restock they will also take women.
If there aren't enough men around to restock for a draft, then you clearly need more women at home making babies. Drafting them creates a downwards spiral.

>> No.72782512

>>72766853
The voice acting for this was abysmal

>>72767838
This

>> No.72782842

>>72779451
Hard to make that argument when you lost 80% of the manpower to orbital superlasers 15 mins into a xenos invasion and the burning bodies are being piled up like sandbags to defend the only remaining urban center/ fortification left on the planet.

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>>72782842
Even then, where's the commissar, barking insults, threats and orders to make these cunts front line duty opperational?

>> No.72782960

>>72782512
The fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.72783037

>>72766853
>Excuse me, Commissar...

>> No.72783061

>>72771394
But anon they did take the guropill
>>72774988

>> No.72783263

>>72773347
stop trying to start shit

>> No.72783431

>>72779451
Everyone fights, or Everyone dies.

now drag this malingering filth away to the nearest penal legion!

>> No.72783518

>>72783431
Good luck making future recruits after all the women get shot

>> No.72783528

>>72783037
>where are the tampons?

>> No.72783750

>>72766853
sauce?

>> No.72784255

>>72782960
I have severe autism but I've been LARPing that I'm wholly sane and semi-functional long enough that the disguise is unconscious, barring cracks in the facade.

>> No.72784880

>>72766853
It's a true universal concription.

Don't matter if you're rich or poor, strong or weak, ugly or beautiful, the Imperial Guards needs millions of you who are at least able to point a lasgun, shoot and maybe kill some enemies before dying for the Emperor.
Cute IG units are canon and they die horribly just like any other IG unit.

>> No.72785065

>>72782450
>If there aren't enough men around to restock for a draft, then you clearly need more women at home making babies. Drafting them creates a downwards spiral.
Hive worlds will just pay their taxes by exporting millions of humans. People are on surplus.

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>>72766853
Behold! The last good moment before the trailer became capeshit absolute.

>> No.72785147

>>72770083
By this logic the only NPC factions are Tau and Nids.

>> No.72785177

>>72785107
Yeah, it would have been better if she'd lost her arm and fought on anyway out of faith rather than just miraculously being unharmed.

>> No.72785187

>>72780199
Embarrassing.

>> No.72785200

>>72785107
Would have been cool if her arm just fell off and she stopped disintegrating. Make you wonder if the Emperor really did save her or if it was just a fluke from a Necron with bad aim.

>> No.72785212

>>72766853
That's not Lt Mira. She's a worthless whore.

>> No.72785233

>>72774347
The living incarnation of "Don't believe in yourself, believe in me, who believes in you/the Emperor". Akhenaten of the stars.

>> No.72785254

>>72777945
In this case it's because she's filthy and it seems like something no right thinking soldier would put on before going out to fight. And the filthy bit because, hey, her makeup is still pretty much perfect.

>> No.72785317

>>72779900

>181.5 points
>.5 points

What the fuck

>> No.72785632

>>72782450
>If there aren't enough men around to restock for a draft, then you clearly need more women at home making babies. Drafting them creates a downwards spiral.
The only resource the Imperium has in excess is man power. They don't give a shit about maintaining a stable population because nothing short of Exterminatusing a few hive worlds is going to have anywhere near a noticeable impact on their overall recruitment numbers. The Guards biggest issue isn't running out of warm bodies to throw into the meat grinder, it's getting the bodies into said grinder in the first place.

>> No.72785633

>>72779761
Cadians need to make the debris field that is Cadia now into a bunch of asteroid fortresses and plug the hole again. Imagine the face of Abaddon.

>> No.72785708

>>72785632
Lack of proper universal education and Mechanicus control on tech coupled with Imperium's unwilligness to decentralise certain production lines kinda fucks it over. But on the other hand if each planet had a proper shipyard, even fit only to create transport ships, controlling chaos cults will be much harder.

>> No.72785859

>>72785254
Maybe she was off duty that day but called in when the Necron Nation attacked?
Maybe she “dressed for her funeral” knowing she might die & decided fuck it let’s leave a pretty corpse?
Maybe in the year 40K make up is done with a preprogrammed gadget that takes a fucking second to apply?
Maybe she’s born with it?
Maybe it’s make believe?

>> No.72785924

>>72785177
dont bolter bitches literaly have a miracle roll mechanic?

>> No.72785935

>>72785859
Sure, but the trailer makes it seem pretty fucking unlikely that any of these are correct. Just last week I had Khorne knock down my local service station in search of a cigar.

>> No.72785992

>>72785633
Why would he care? The Chaos forces can move anywhere they will thanks to the Great Rift. There is no gate holding them back.

>> No.72786029

>>72785107
Her smile after she healed herself was cute.

>> No.72786122

>>72785924

They've got 3 separate mechanics for 'Fucking Miracles'. A constant passive, the ability to choose dice results instead of rolling AND an invulnerable save. If they had any more mechanics for 'Miracles can Help', you'd find 'Casts as a 7th level Cleric' scrawled under the Cannoness statline.

>> No.72786145

>>72773648
Those are all holy unguents, relics and tinctures, religiously applied in service and worship of the Emperor.

>> No.72786152

>>72785935
Walk through each one & tell me how it’s bullshit

>> No.72786724

>>72780199
Bullshit. In-lore If you ignore the slits Fire caste women look exactly like the men. They're muscular with broad shoulders and leathery skin.

>> No.72786853

>>72786724
That doesn't move my dick though, so I'm going to ignore your reality and substitute my own.

>> No.72787331

>>72769923
>why live

>> No.72787350

>>72786853
based

>> No.72787488

Personally I like the more egalitarian view of the future of mankind, the macho/borderline white supremacist stuff of the past was really off putting so I could never really get into it.

>> No.72787541

>>72781247
It's totally not my intention to damage your fragile manliness but I want you to know that a soldier doesn't t need a penis to pull a trigger you fucking dumbass.

>> No.72787784

>>72787541
>war is just pulling a trigger
>only difference between men and women is genitalia

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>>72766853
>never be a sentient, heavy armoured combat servitor to tower over her and protect her from everything the galaxy can throw at her

>> No.72787884

>Entered the point of the thread where people start bringing real world logic or arguments into 40k
Pack it up people, we're done here

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>>72787807

>> No.72788006
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I'm fine with dog ugly SoB. I think it fits their role well and also goes with their background of beating the living shit out of each other in training and in the field.

The Inquisition has the cutest girls.

>> No.72788092

>>72779451
It's actually funny, when I think about it, the handful of 40k games already have some pretty good female characters. What's the name of that administrator on DoW2?

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>>72779451
>Gaunt's Ghosts
>supposedly all Guard troopers have spent several years in the PDF before making the grade to join the Guard proper
>supposedly the best of the best the planet has to offer
>top sniper is a chronic epileptic

I guess medical waivers are really easy to get in the Segmentum Pacificus. If they'd let Larkin fight, they'd let wymyn fight.

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>>72788006
>I'm fine with dog ugly SoB
No, the holy power of the emperor (aka faith) should make them all CUTE

>> No.72788314

>>72788136
Not to mention Larkin is batty, not trusting 'anything he can't see in his scope' more or less.
IGs standard is having 2 arms and 2 legs with a head attached to be eligible.

>> No.72788349

>>72779451
on planets that aren't Cadia, Catachan, and Valhalla yes.

>> No.72788383

>>72773648
Can you imagine how much /tg/ would be screaming if she weren't wearing makeup?
>FUCKING GODDAMN GEEDOUBLEJEW SHOVING MANFACED TRANNIES DOWN OUR THROATS
>WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE WOMEN WHO LOOK FEMININE

>> No.72788612

>>72788383
Newsflash, tranny: most men actually don’t give a fuck about makeup. Women do makeup for the sake of other women, who will boil them alive if their make up is somehow wrong. Stop being a niggerwhore, story-shitter.

>> No.72788672

>>72770083
The setting would be substantially improved if you removed marines (both flavours), though.

>> No.72788696

>>72788612
Is this some kind of bot? Surely a human being wouldn't just vomit out random buzzwords like this. It has to be the work of something subsentient, possibly Chinese in origin

>> No.72788789

>>72788612
nice meme, you wouldn't even look at most women you find attractive in the wild without their makeup on and I'm not talking about whore mode, I mean their normal make up.

>> No.72788834

>>72781391
Fluids isn't a bad word. The mockery is because necrons (the metal skull faced enemies) don't fire fluids, they're egyptian space mummies. They fire gauss energy, which is green and disintegrates stuff "on a molecular level".

Anyone calling gauss energy an acid-like fluid gets laughed at, because they obviously haven't played the game. This is why we need gatekeeping, to keep /pol/ out!

>> No.72788861

>>72788789
Nice meme, faggot, but if you had actually seen a woman in the wild you would know that makeup is not attractive, nor is it supposed to be. The point of make-up is to hide the natural beauty of women so that coomerdrones like you would be able to keep your dick in your pants and not sexually assault them.

>> No.72788871

>>72773648
You know people without paper thin colorless lips exist right?

>> No.72788925

>>72788861
Nice meme retard, you wouldn't even know you are looking at make up 90% of the time.

>> No.72788961

>>72788136
Keep in mind that 99% of the Imperium are stunted and malnourished from living in conditions that makes the worst of the Soviet Union look like a holiday resort. Their standards for "peak performance" are by necessity much lower than ours.

>> No.72788965

>>72788925
Anon, if you are looking at anti-rape precautions that often, you need to change.

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>>72788861
>makeup isn't meant to be attractive
>it's to "hide the natural beauty"
How many levels of retarded conspiracy are you on, my guy?

>> No.72788994

>>72766853
>tfw guard infantry kits are older than the current necron infantry kits
We're never getting anything.

>> No.72789005

>>72788986
Intentional bait, or simp that drools over a woman posting her everyday makeup next to a clown photo? You decide.

>> No.72789036

>>72788986
The only conspiracy is coomerdrones like you making make-up a must with constant threat of rape. You should neuter yourself.

>> No.72789042

>>72773347
>Things that people wouldn't bat an eye over if it was all dudes are suddenly an issue if it involves da womenz
You're right, they should mix the Men and Women's Soccer teams.

>> No.72789060

>>72789036
Is...is this a fucking radfem? Are you a radfem, anon? What the fuck is happening? Have the pseudotrads finally started luring in their manfaced counterparts?

>> No.72789061
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>>72771061
Guard has been equal opportunity for decades.
Opportunity to DIE FOR THE EMPEROR, but still. They simply hardly ever made the models.

>> No.72789063

>>72774988
>excessive penetration

>> No.72789074

>>72775675
It looks like all but 2 sisters died by the end.

>> No.72789084

>>72777217
Cadia stands.

Erect.

>> No.72789112

>>72789060
There is nothing radical in understanding how the world works, and understanding that coomerdrone men are subhuman pieces of trash is fundamental in that.

And every man is nothing but a mindless coomerdrone.

>> No.72789121

>>72789061
GW not making guardswoman models because it would have cost them too much money should be held under same standard as their more woke inclusiveness in the modern

Its a fucking corporation

>> No.72789127

>>72780520
>Sneakerstealer

>> No.72789133
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>>72789112
I'm about to microagress you, anon. You ready?
Penis in Vagina
Feel free to send me your therapy bill

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>>72789060
Anon, why would a feminist ever look at 4chan, let alone fucking /tg/

>> No.72789161

>>72788006
I would let her interrogate me all night long if you catch my drift

>> No.72789170

>>72789136
Gentrifying nerd shit is all the rage in woke circles. Haven't you heard? Gotta take back comics/vidya/D&D from those greasy neckbeards. Though most of them are less...native than anon here. I can't tell if they're a tradcath closet case or a dworkinite brought in by nuChan's love of yelling about trannies.

>> No.72789174

>>72789133
Thanks for proving my point, coomerdrone. I bet you’re a story-shitter, too.

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Got em

>> No.72789262

>>72773369
>Good trailer, my only bitch is that the first shot of the Marine looked kinda silly, aside from that it worked well.

Not a fan of the wording of the script - two places.

First:

>We are raised to believe that the God Emperor watches over us all
Nobody who truly believes says "We are raised to believe"

>"We are raised to believe the Earth orbits the Sun"
>"We are raised to believe humans require oxygen to live"
>"We are raised to believe the God Emperor watches over us all."
Heretic Says What? The Earth DOES orbit the sun, humans DO require oxygen to live, the Emperor DOES watch over us all. The fuck is this "we are raised to believe" nonsense? Are you implying it's a matter of opinion?

Second: It's a bit clumsy to have "There is no respite" "There is no mercy" and not follow it up with "There is only war." Yeah that line happens but it happens later.

Just.

The writing is kind of clumsy.

>> No.72789285

>>72779900
So outdated it retconned itself.

>> No.72789293

>>72777092
>10 years is long ago
Oh you're a kid, nevermind.

>> No.72789303

>>72789170
Anon, those people would be crusading about it on Twitter or Reddit, not on actual forums used by people who are actually in the hobby.

>> No.72789320

>>72778057
All men die. Some men die gloriously in the service of mankind for the honor of the Emperor.

>> No.72789326

>>72789303
Maybe. But otherwise this is a new and avant garde form of trolling, which is a less satisfying explanation than a very lost dangerhair yelling about coomers

>> No.72789344

>>72789326
Why would a dangerhair even complain about coomers when coomers are the one thing holding up female supremacy in society? Sorry to burst your bubble.

>> No.72789383

>>72789344
Anon dangerhairs HATE coomers and male sexuality. They're the sort who complain about things like stare rape and the violation that is a less than 11/10 guy talking to them. Any man expressing any sort of sexual desire in any context is basically the holocaust times a billion (more, even, because jews are whxte and deserved it ) and sexy fictional characters are *literally* rape

>> No.72789401

>>72785859
>Maybe she’s born with it?
>Maybe it’s make believe?
Ok that's fucking funny so I'll let the rest slide.

>> No.72789419

Guard is the most boring faction
>Regular army dudes BUT IN SPESS!

>> No.72789425

>>72789383
Wrong. Sjws love male sexuality because that is what gives them power and lets them laugh and grow fat. It is nothing but a tool of power to them, and feminism is built on this sexual abuse of males.

>> No.72789444

>>72788006
>I'm fine with dog ugly SoB.

Yeah that part was fine, SoB looking like bull dykes makes perfect sense.

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>>72771346
>don't forget the SoB. The guard get no glory and die first
"Oh, they've got no time for glory in the infantry..."

>>72771782
>That was the most disapointing point of the trailer, no full regiment of guard charging to their death while being supported by superheavy tank/artillery
>I'm not even a guard player
Indeed, I was waiting for the Arty to punctuate the Imperial Reprisal...

>>72774738
>They took that very literally in the Imperium, if your comfort girls or boys can't shoot a lasgun they aren't REALLY comfort girls or boys.
Pretty much, this is the Guard, everyone fights, nobody quits, and maybe a handful of us will live to see tomorrow!

>>72776423
>I wanna fuck her wet hairy armpits
SISTER PLEASE, THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!

>>72777217
>Would you help repopulate New Cadia with a Good Cadian girl?
OF COURSE!

>>72778057
>so even if you did procreate with her, she and all of your children are predestined to die
Such is the fate of Mortals!

>>72780784
>No idea what this is supposed to mean.
Women of Stone are far superior!

>>72782450
>then you clearly need more women at home making babies. Drafting them creates a downwards spiral.
Fucker the PDF has maybe DAYS left, not years!
Either EVERYONE fights or EVERYONE dies, the Blood Goddess Cares Not about what dangles betwixt their legs!

>>72784880
>It's a true universal concription.
HERE HERE!

>>72785859
>Maybe she’s born with it?
>Maybe it’s make believe?
GET THIS MAN A GOVERNSHIP!!!

>>72787541
>It's totally not my intention to damage your fragile manliness but I want you to know that a soldier doesn't t need a penis to pull a trigger you fucking dumbass.
Indeed, again Khorne cares not about what's between your legs, you idiot pervert!

>>72789061
>Opportunity to DIE FOR THE EMPEROR, but still. They simply hardly ever made the models.
MORE GUARD CUTIES WHEN GW?!?!

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>>72780520

>> No.72789457

>>72789425
Privately, maybe. But their brand is built on a shame-industrial complex that keeps their pet bugmen cowed. They have to seethe with outrage at any form of uncontrolled, unfiltered male sexual expression so that the peons repress and turn their energies towards simping and white knighting. The market value of pussy must not be allowed to fall

>> No.72789547

>>72789457
Exactly, and that is exactly why they value male sexuality so high. Male sexuality is the only metric they have for self-worth, and any male not drooling over them is a risk to their self-image.

>> No.72789580

>>72789547
>>72789457
>>72789425
holy shit shut the fuck up
I cannot believe that people like you actually exist in real life
shut the fuck up
you are not even half as smart as you think you are
shut the fuck up

>> No.72789596

>>72789580
What are you even getting mad about? I mean, it's not even that controversial an opinion.

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>>72767163
"Please Cadia-chan! We've been going for three days, I can't take anymore!"
"We're not even done with the warmup yet, greenhorn!"

>> No.72789696

>>72789580
That's not a response. We have an industry of women who shame men into giving them money or having sexual urges about anyone who isn't them, enabled by a social movement that says that men should feel guilty for feeling any kind of attraction (and really should just feel guilty for being men) but that sex work is real work and paying a camgirl to call you a limp dicked faggot is basically reparations

>> No.72789754

>muh sjws
jesus all the fucking time with you people, you wanna talk about your shitty stupid npc meme, how about you look in a fucking mirror

>> No.72789783

>>72789696
>yes, truly it is I, the straight white male, who is the oppressed one
or
>This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

take your pick

>> No.72790220

>>72782450
>If there aren't enough men around to restock for a draft, then you clearly need more women at home making babies.
But they need bodies NOW not in 16 years.

>> No.72790249

>>72785147
You forgot sisters - they've never accomplished anything of significance.

>> No.72790959

Is there a specific reason everyone on this board are raging autists?

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>>72790959
>Is there a specific reason everyone on this board are raging autists?
...Where do you think you are?

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>>72790959
because they're born this way? you can't do nothing about them, they will bitch and moan about everything, and won't accept any compromise, because in their head they are always in the right. just leave them sperg and vent alone, don't feed them any more (You)s or they'll keep arguing for days

>> No.72791672

>>72767838
As was mentioned in a recent 40k thread on /tv/: Why do people who play the Designated Jobber Army cry when their army does exactly that? Is it some kind of complex? Are high model count players into findom?

>> No.72791690

>>72791395
I will never understand what went through this fat spergos head to not only talk like a douche but also show exactly how much of a fat autist he looks like

>> No.72792124

>>72791672
I think the difference is that while the Guard is supposed to get massacred, it's for the purpose of eventually grinding down their enemies under the weight of a million bodies. Instead, what ends up happening is that they spend 90% of the battle getting massacred, and then the marines sweep in at the end and steal their kills.

>> No.72792161

>>72792124
to be fair they could be a pdf using surplus cadian uniforms.

>> No.72792534

>>72791395
Everybody keeps hating on arch for his personality, politics, actions and voice. Me?
I'm more enlightened, I hate him because han e norsk.

>> No.72792609

>>72792161
Oh, I mean in general. It seems to be the usual pecking order of things. It's a bit like how orks never get to be a threat on their own, they're almost always just a warm-up before Chaos, necrons or 'nids show up.

>> No.72792752

>>72775675
That’s just standard emotional storytelling.
Women are generally seen as vulnerable, so you show a female surviving the massacre to show that the enemy has stripped bare the defenses and left the people/kingdom/city vulnerable. Lrn2symbologyyou20iqnigger

>> No.72793304

>>72771549
You are so very wrong. Have you never seen those blog memes made by artists and writers who love to hurt their characters?

>> No.72793594

>>72777242
That's inconvenient for his argument, so it doesn't count

>> No.72793779

You fools. You goofs. You do know the reason why they're emphasizing the Sororitas as badasses? So they don't have to make female Astartes.

>> No.72793808

>>72791068
>you're a little short for a Primaris

>> No.72793898

This pleases Slaanesh

>> No.72793979

>>72793779
Well obviously, what else are they supposed to be in the eyes of public casuals and normies?

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>>72766853
I would supercharge Slaanesh with the things I would do to her.

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>>72793808
>>you're a little short for a Primaris
That's an Ogryn Anon...

>>72793993
>I would supercharge Slaanesh with the things I would do to her.
Ok, but what if we swapped your cock for a Tentacle Vagina?

>> No.72794243

>>72792124
Basically yeah. The Guard has victories, it can and does win on it's own without the help of Space Marines and it actually does this pretty regularly considering the relative small numbers of the Astartes. Those victories can be costly and gruesome, but they're wins all the same. The job of the Faceless Redshirt army is to lose, the Guard's job is to die. There's a difference.

>> No.72795291

>>72789783
>problems aren't real if they're not the worst one in society
Okay

>> No.72796081

>>72766853
>>72777402
I wonder how they would look with a face swap. Like, would the sob in the guard helm still look like a woman? Would the femguard in the sob bobcut look like a woman?

>> No.72796597

>>72789084
underrated

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>>72788092
Elena Derosa. She's great. At first, she's stalling and being a bitch to you but then once she learns the governor is corrupt she apologizes and cooperates as much as she can. Is clearly good at her job and thankful to the muhreens for protecting her planet. I think she ends up becoming the governor after the corrupt one is killed.

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>>72788275

>> No.72796877

>>72791690
I suspect literal autism and a poor personality. The way he talks is infuriating, and he's just a complete piece of shit generally.

How do you fuck up a Vampire Nazi campaign so badly

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>>72770197
executed by the space marine for the most vile heresy of hesitation before the enemy.

>> No.72797283

>>72797139
Did you know the Imperium has planets known specifically for their high quality facilities for treating PTSD?

>> No.72798721

>>72796645
and then dies in retribution

>> No.72799240

>>72774347
>very strong contender for best-voiced Commissar ever to appear in 40k media
>has literally zero (0) cutscene or story dialogue

What the FUCK were Relic thinking?

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>>72799240
At least we have BEST commissar to look up to

>> No.72800058

While the trailer is reasonably good, it just makes me appreciate Astartes Project even more.

>> No.72800093

>>72766853

>it's the Cadian 8th. Again.

Are they deliberately trying to simplify and un-diversify the guard?

>> No.72800175

>>72800093
Gasmasks and Rambo people look weird out of context.

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>>72800175

True. But at least they could use another color scheme. GW themselves realized that even a minor modification was enough to make it more interesting. Like the cadian 92nd in pic related.

Same goes for the Ultramarines. Do they think the kiddies will be confused if ultramarines are not always featured?
Things used to be different.

>> No.72800348

>>72800305
it's because of B R A N D I N G

>> No.72800355

>>72800305
>that guy holding a missile like a rifle

>> No.72800368

>>72779474
>>Prove me wrong.
>Everyone fights in 40k

If you take a cursory look at figures, fluff and novels, the Imperial Guard regiments are mostly male and the proportion of female soldiers isn't any higher than the leading armies on Earth right now. Men make up the great majority of the Imperial Guard. Women not even close to 50%, not anywhere near. The "throwing every body available at the enemy" meme doesn't hold up.

>> No.72800399

>>72800368
If the Imperial Guard operated how people meme it on here the Imperium would have collapsed a long, long time ago.

>> No.72800454

>>72800399
>If the Imperial Guard operated how people meme it on here the Imperium would have collapsed a long, long time ago.

Yeah. They are usually a sophisticated, highly organized and expertly lead combined arms force. They generally make good use of their resources

>> No.72800579

>>72800368
Who ever said anything about 50%? And if the circumstances call for it the Imperial Guard will go with the meme.
The galaxy is huge, stop trying to force a single picture onto the Guard.

>> No.72800804

>>72800368
It depends entirely on the situation.

Is it a specifically mustered professional Imperial Guard force, conscripted from distant worlds in order to be contributed to a crusade or to relieve a distant planet under attack?
Then they're going to recruit with at least a moderate level of scrutiny. As has been stated many times, the Imperium doesn't want for bodies. They want for equipment and transport space. So only conscripting men that aren't crippled weaklings is a very easy way to quickly ensure your force is only made up of the most capable ~30% of humanity.

Conversely, is it the Imperial Guard (or PDF) forces of a planet that is itself under an enormous, destructive attack that's threatening to completely eradicate it? And reinforcements from off-world are always too far away.
In this case, hell yes recruit the women. Recruit the children and the elderly too. Distribute every single gun and suit of flak armour available. Because it's kill or be killed for every human on the planet. This is precisely why Tau invasions are so annoying, because the local humans start to learn that against Tau it's not just kill or be killed.

This is pretty obvious shit and basically just mirrors those situations in real life where women have been conscripted to fight.

>> No.72800914

>>72800454
>Taros

>> No.72802041

>>72785107
>capeshit
>sisters have eight billion miracle bonuses approved of and canonized in their lore

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>>72785200
It was a Act of Faith ability. She payed and it was answered, simple as.

>> No.72802482

>>72802449
*prayed

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>>72777217
No, that's a cuck fantasy.

The Chad Chaotic takes her as just one of many pleasure slaves, sandwiched between a Sister of the Valorous Heart and a Seeress of Saim-Hann.

>> No.72802688

>>72781247
>Real world experience says otherwise.
Oh, please, tell me about the time your unit was placed in front of an alien superheavy weapons platform that fired black holes that ate hundreds of your comrades at once, to buy the artillery behind you an extra 15 seconds and how the troops with dicks survived that better.
Please, elaborate

>> No.72802736

>>72773482
Not really, that's just a more elaborate version of the classic "I was only pretending to be retarded" move.

>> No.72802771

>>72802620
Chaos is the ultimate cuckholdry. All of your efforts are to help the Chaos god suckle on human misery. You’re raising someone else’s kids & it’s hurting everyone in the galaxy. Have fun chucklefuck

>> No.72802799

>>72789170
>Gentrifying
Boo-hoo, white upper middle class white people I disagree with are invading my predominantly white upper middle class hobby!

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>>72791690
Damn, that's a lot of vitriol aimed toward a dude who mainly make lore videos.
Did he talk shit about your gay husbando or something?

>> No.72802876

>>72802688
Well you see... the weight of those brave men’s titanic balls in the face of adversity created an opposing rotational black hole. If it had more than a handful of vagina, it wouldn’t have been able to reach critical mass (though similar instances have be documented when women with considerably phat asses are in proximity)

>> No.72802947

>>72802876
So what you're saying is we need thiccer Guardswomen

>> No.72803141

>>72783518
At least read some basic lore before pretending you care about 40k.

>> No.72803186

>>72785924
Miracles can't heal limbs like that. No magic can do that in 40k, except maybe Chaos if you're lucky but you're more likely to end with a tentacle where your arm was and your arm where your dick was.

>> No.72803246

>>72802838
Not that anon but I personally can't stand any of the 40k Youtube people period. Him, Luetin, Chapter Master whatever.

>> No.72803272

>>72803186
Are you retarded?

Not only did we just watch it happen in a canon source, but are you telling me that the Primarchs never “instant regenerated” wounds because of their warp nature? Because the have.

Just have faith anon. If not, go see the commissar

>> No.72803306

>>72803246
>Luetin
Why?
I admit he should put a spoiler warning or 2 when he talk about some of the 40K books but he make pretty nice stuff overall and he seem like an okay dude.

>> No.72803333

>>72788383
They literally said those things about the sister of battle in that same video ahahahaha

>> No.72803338

I want to mating press NiceDaemonette.

>> No.72803345

>'s
>a cute
Come on OP at least try to learn

>> No.72803407

>>72803272
I'm pretty sure Vulkan growing his everything back is a bit beyond the pale of most people

>> No.72803469 [DELETED] 

>>72766853
What is this cinematic from anyway?

>> No.72803540

>>72788834
This is correct.

>> No.72803628

https://youtu.be/B9V0bOB8sXQ

>> No.72803660

>>72787488
>the macho/borderline white supremacist
That's a bit far fetched. Canonically, 40k has always been equal oppotunity to die for the Emperor.
GW didn't depict many women, black people, asians... because they simply didn't think about it. White men were simply assumed to be the "base template" for all characters, and it wasn't intentional. It's just the way things were from their perspective. There were some black Catachans in promotional material, for example, but only because Catachans are a pastiche of over the top american war movies from the eighties, and strong black dudes are a common character in these movies.
I'm glad they're starting to change that, even if it's only because they think it's gonna make them more money, but attributing the overwhelming presence of white men in GW's iconography to a deliberate intention is silly to me.

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>>72802947
>So what you're saying is we need thiccer Guardswomen
YES!!!

>>72803338
>I want to mating press NiceDaemonette.
B-but a-anon, we're probably both males!

>> No.72803799

>>72803664
Imagine convincing a Kreigswoman that true absolvance could come from your dick

>> No.72803830

>>72774988
>random
Fucking spy facestabs

>> No.72804103

>>72803799
Isn't there some writefaggotry about that? I think it's called Love and Krieg. Should be on 1d4chan

>> No.72804165

>>72800368
There male regiments, female regiments and mixed regiments. Go fuck yourself lorelet

>> No.72804209

>>72803628
That's a terrible trailer. It implies that the Sisters are going to be important.

>> No.72804224

>>72802688
>Please, elaborate
Well see the army that had dicks was able to carry more aegis defence lines, ammunition and heavy weapons to their position without literally breaking their hips.
It's one thing to say that it doesn't matter because it's just fiction. But don't be the opposite end of the spastic spectrum and act like men and women really are the same.

Plus the vast majority of the Gaurds' job has always been fighting rebels and other humans. So don't hurl out your one-in-a-hundred examples as if they're some kind of norm the Imperial Guard is built around.

>> No.72804227

>>72804209
They will be. Their blood will be used to fuel Matt Ward for another century to come.

>> No.72804238

>>72767838
>SoB LITERALLY steals the spotlight right after
>blames the marines

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>>72803799
>Imagine convincing a Kreigswoman that true absolvance could come from your dick
>>72804103
>Isn't there some writefaggotry about that? I think it's called Love and Krieg. Should be on 1d4chan
Also various distinct flavors of Waifu!

>> No.72804251

>>72804227
>Even in death I turn Sisters to paint, and break your plasma!

>> No.72804268

>>72804165
>There male regiments, female regiments and mixed regiments. Go fuck yourself lorelet
Literally none of that invalidates the post you're replying to. He didn't say there were NO women, he said they were a distinct minority. Which is backed up in canon from the Cain books which also say that mixed regiments are a distinct minority compared to women-only and men-only.

>> No.72804273

>>72804247
Nothing says "I love you" quite like digging trenches in the pouring rain for 16 hours a day.

>> No.72804294

>>72804268
Wasn't cadia in particular known for mixed regiments? it had something to do with their breeding program, I think.

>> No.72804448

>>72804268
>>72804294
Regiments are generallyy formed from PDF forces, PDF are usually volunteer forces so likely they won't be many women to pick from to begin with. Cadia and Krieg conscript pretty much from birth(Whether krieg has female soldiers is a different story), Mixed regiments are usually formed from a half strength Male regiment and a Half Strength Female regiment,

>> No.72805886

>>72802838
>mainly make lore videos.
I wished, 1 lore video per weak at best. He is more game channel than when he started with call of warhamer lets play

>> No.72806848

>>72800175
>Rambo
qt female Catachan wen?

>> No.72807869

>>72770197
After the Sister entered the church the mellee necron took a while to enter even though it was right behind the sister a moment ago. The mellee necron gave up the chase and slaughtered the cadian chick. Probably shoved his gauss blade down her throat. Sister was too busy praying to help her.

>> No.72807939

>>72788861
typical incel pea-brain

>> No.72808238

>>72785147
(U)

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