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Can we have a greentext thread, like back in ye olde days?

>> No.71535010

>>71534972
Fuck, no.
There's very little more pathetic things than fake stories with exactly 0 possibility of happening in actual sessions, written by a bunch of losers who didn't even got to play RPGs.

>> No.71535027

>>71535010
you must be fun at parties I bet

>> No.71535050

>>71535010
Hi newfag, do you need your diaper changed, you fucking disgrace?

>> No.71535148

Haha GREENTEXTS, I love them OP, this one is my favorite, it always makes me laugh, lol

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>> No.71535569

>>71535148
lol thanks for sharing Mark, I'll be sure to share this with Chelsea when I get home from picking up the little guy, things have been hard on the wife since Jerome left.

>> No.71537394

>>71535010
>>71535148
>>71535569
When exactly did /tg/ turn into such a shithole?

>> No.71537500

>>71537394
Fall 2016

>> No.71537520

>>71537500
Indeed.

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>> No.71537842

I love this greentext threads.

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>> No.71537895

>>71535010
(You right now)

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>> No.71539608

SING IT WITH ME!!!

>> No.71540456 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

This thread reeks of reddit

>> No.71540846

>>71540456
You should probably go back then.

>> No.71540910

>>71534972
No. The old days are gone, there is no coming back. Only acceptance.

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>> No.71542455

>>71537394
When people would rather circlejerk about stories they were never part of rather than making their own. Don't waste your time here, go play RPGs.

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>> No.71542557

>>71540846
>>71535027
>>71534972
same faggot

>> No.71542580

>>71542557
As little it means, get rekt faggit.

>> No.71542715

>>71534972
I have a few shorter ones I can share.
>Navajo Noonan, MILF huntsman who never scored
>The tragedy of Darth Hakan the stubborn who died an avoidable death
>The tale of Atlas, the man whose purity of soul transformed the heart of a fiend

>> No.71542802

>>71542715
>Navajo Noonan, MILF huntsman who never scored
Is this a play on words or a contradiction? And which parts? MILF that never scored or huntsman that never scored or a huntsman of MILFs that never scored?

>> No.71542820

>>71542802
It was a RWBY game. It was a play on words.

>> No.71542895

>>71542715
>Darth Hakan
I love a good sith legend, please elaborate.

>> No.71542939

>>71542820
>RWBY
As much as I enjoyed RTs work for RvB, I will never understand the appeal of this. Probably my /a/utism.

>> No.71543019

>>71542895
Not even really star wars, it was a Digimon game I was running.
>Party is going to gather the plot macguffin from the snow area of the Digital world
>Meet another human (an NPC) who was hiding his face with a cloak and some sort of distortion ability, the typical brooding edgelord type
>Party tries to talk to him
>Tells them to stay out of his way and let him collect the macguffins instead so they can go home since that's what they want, right?
>Says he's headed to get the one in the snow temple, not to follow him
>Party, being the party, follows him
>Finally catch up to him
>He does the usually edgy character song and dance of "you should have listened to me, I work alone, now we must fight"
>They fight
>NPC has a bootleg L96
>Hakan wants it
>Wrestles it out of his grip after a few tries, proceeds to play keepaway with the guy
>Goes pretty well, lets the rest of the group beat down his Champion-level digimon, a Dorumon
>Meanwhile, have a set amount of turns before more enemies show up
>They pass the threshold, new enemies show up
>Shit hits the fan
>NPC gets his rifle back
>Smacks Hakan over the head
>He already took a hit before, so this downs him
>Makes death save (in DDA the death saves are 3d6)
>Natural. Fucking. 3.
>Have to describe how everything goes cold then numb as his body dissolves into data before everything goes black
>NPC wasn't trying to kill him, make him roll sanity
>Failure
>Torment check
>Failure
>He has a mental breakdown, meanwhile it takes the whole party to stop the guy's digimon from just murdering the NPC
>Turns out the NPC was the antagonist they Friendship speech'd down a couple of sessions back (Fantastic argument + Good rolls)
>Party is currently on a quest to gain the approval of the 10 Warrior spirits to revive him and is actively receiving aid from the NPC
It was a dark moment, I didn't feel good after watching a PC die. Was the first time one had died in one of my games.

>> No.71543036

>>71542939
Huntsmen are what the male version of huntresses are called.

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>>71535010
>>71535148
>>71535569
>>71540456

>> No.71543184

>>71543019
Not a fucking clue what you went on about.

>> No.71543519

>>71541017
>old man with mage daughter
who is he talking about?

>> No.71545054

>>71535010
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING GREENTEXTERINO. HOW WILL PEOPLE GET FREE KARMA IF THEY CAN'T REPOST THE OBVIOUSLY FAKE STORIES ON REDDIT?

>> No.71545067

>>71545054
Alright, hotshot, what's so fake and unbelievable about this story?

>> No.71545075

>>71545067
The fact that you believe I'm willing to read what looks to be 50+ posts about someone's fictional game for starters.

>> No.71545143

Everyone who hates greentext threads is so unbelievably cancerous. Admit that you hate /tg/ and leave. You know how someone likes you? They listen to the stories of your good times. You fags never want to, and not just that, but you can't even let us do it in peace. You hate /tg/. Fuck off.

>> No.71545203

>>71545143
You know how someone is retarded? They'll politely sit there while you show them 40 pictures of your adopted neo-pets. Not even real pets, your fake internet pets.

>> No.71545305

>>71545203
You hate /tg/. Fuck off.

>> No.71545313

>>71545305
This story sucks.

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>> No.71545488

>>71537394
>Critical Role tourists
>Election tourists
>Phoneposters
>4chan's traffic going up further and further as the years go on

>> No.71545571

>>71545143
Ok this one got me

>> No.71545587

All these fags and not a single good post.

>> No.71545591

>> No.71545600

>>715455870
I was going to rag on you for continuing that trend but you posted one of my all time favourites.

>>71545591
I think your post one ups this one.

>> No.71545616

>>71545591
>The Hung
I was there. Shame how it was forgotten.

>> No.71545724

>>71535050
Elf a cute.

>> No.71545801

>>71534972
This is one of my favorites.

>> No.71545813

>>71545801
Technically, the number of gays remains the same.

>> No.71545815

>>71545813
Not if he's reviving ancient gays.

>> No.71545861

>>71535148
Meme all you want faglord, but the Sir Bearington always makes me smile and have warm fuzzy feeling.

>> No.71545870

>>71535520
>Civilian casualties are mounting to an unhealthy level

Heresy.

>> No.71545892

>>71545075
Lmao casual is reading hard retard??

>> No.71546055

>>71545488
>>Critical Role tourists
Critical Role is /tg/, and their setting became canon DnD 3 days ago with the release of Explorer's Guide to Wildermount.

>> No.71546119

>>71545892
Some things are not worth reading for

>> No.71546244

>>71546055
Just because it's /tg/ doesn't make it good.

>> No.71546696

No, we cannot. Content is "cringe".

>> No.71546811

>>71539608
why the fuck have I not seen this before
that was great

>> No.71546841

>>71545143
I don't get it

>> No.71546907

>>71543019
>>Natural. Fucking. 3.
Please. See. A. Doctor. About. Your. Asthma.

>> No.71546934

>>71535520
Warwick Davis' future

>> No.71546935

>>71545387

>> No.71546943

>Posting material for the Reddit karma farmers who lurk here

>> No.71546974

One of the better threads /tg/ has had recently.

>> No.71547272

>>71546943
Why are you so obsessed with reddit?

>> No.71547304

>>71534972
Evidently not because there’s no green text in that, OP.

That being said sure, just lemme get my ass outta bed and onto my computer, I’ve been trying to organize my folder of saved stuff so I’ll post some of it. Los Tiburon and the Crimson Bat incoming in, I dunno, ten minutes or so.

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>>71534972

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>>71547486

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>>71547493

>> No.71547514

>>71535050
I like how the detail that she has lots of curves is mentioned repeatedly but has no bearing on the story

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>>71547505

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>>71547516

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>>71547529

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>>71547566

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>>71547582

>> No.71547599

>>71545143
I don't get what is being referenced, but that's fucking hillarious.

>> No.71547600

And that's all I've organized so far. I need to get better at filenames, but at least once I'm done I'll finally be able to find things rather than trying to track them down by remembering which specific series of semi-random ten-digit numbers I need to look up...

>> No.71547642

>>71547566
This man was working on 5 different levels of crazy effective

>> No.71547645

>>71542455
It doesn't matter if it's fake, it's fun to read things unless they're laughably obvious and end with "and then everyone clapped", can you and the rest of the wet blankets get the fuck over yourselves?

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>> No.71548041

>>71534972
reddit plz go

>> No.71548676

>>71539608
That was indeed a twist

>> No.71549073

>>71539608
>>71548676
That's pretty clever.

>> No.71549163

>>71547566

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>>71547592

>> No.71549218

>>71534972
>like back in ye olde days?
What are those anon?

>> No.71549331

>>71549218
The fabled times of 2015 A.D.

>> No.71549450

>>71549331
2007 is when it was ruined, retard.

>> No.71549461

>>71534972

>> No.71549595

>>71539608
based

>> No.71549621

>>71549331
I'd dare to postulate that the golden age ended circa 2011, 2014 at the latest. The 2016 summer migrations were not what ended it, it was in decadence long before.

>> No.71549872

>>71539608
All according to keikkaku

>> No.71550008

>>71535010
Been here since 2010 and I believe the old ways can return if faggots like you just fuck off

>> No.71550732

>>71535010
>fake stories with exactly 0 possibility of happening in actual sessions
I can understand these kinds of complaints in other boards, but the whole point of /tg/ is to make shit up and play from your imagination, if the people who can convince others of the bullshit they say really happened then they deserve a medal.

>> No.71551023

>>71547582
See, everyone complains that greentexts could never actually happen, but this one I 100% believe.

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>> No.71551701

>>71537879
this is a /k/ greentext, not /tg/

>> No.71551795

>>71547493
Why do crabs always have the most interesting stories in these threads

>> No.71551876

>>71551795
crabs are based

>> No.71552057

>>71551701
Reddit doesn't care. It just wants its reposts.

>> No.71552352

>>71545600
kek, saved

>> No.71553525

>>71551876
Damn, I forgot how lengthy this was. My memory is probably faulty but wasn't this being recounted around the same time as Britbongsteros?

>> No.71553752

>>71547493
Iroh, My man.

>> No.71556809

>>71534972
Good green texts are one of the only reasons I keep coming to /tg/, thanks annon.

>> No.71556888

Does anyone have a greentext or something talking about why in Lord of the Rings when Gimli asks for a hair of Galadriel, she ends up giving him three, and the significance of that?

>> No.71557978

>>71545313
It was funnier nine years ago.

>> No.71558031

>>71543519
Dunno. It's not the best writing.

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>> No.71559162

>>71547505
classic

>> No.71559354

>>71542939
It started as a dumb little excuse for fight scenes and cute girls that was made with a shoestring and two sticks of gum for a budget. No one who liked it took it seriously, it was honestly just some dumb fun. Eventually it started getting more budget and more drama, and that was fine to a point before the creator died and the main spark of fun disappeared with the show being left in the hands of the other two writers. Things only got worse when the creator's vampiric thrall Shane went mad from the absence of his master, leading to him writing "The letter" and running from RT ranting about his master's glory. From then on it was largely just a matter of increasing production quality but decreasing soul. Throughout its span so far it has undergone an utterly bizarre cycle of getting worse and worse but then a little better but then worse again then better but still not great. As the aforementioned cycle took place every time it entered a bad period it collected flaws that stuck even when the show started looking a little promising again. By this point the last volume was better than the preceding ones but the show has accumulated so many consistent flaws and dropped balls that it's ridiculous. I just miss the good old days when it was the fun kind of bad, instead of just normal bad.

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>> No.71562213

>>71545815
But that does mean he's pulling a gay soul out of the Great Wheel, which may make Pandemonium a little better.

>> No.71562459

>>71542939
It is a silly place.

>> No.71562502

>>71545396
The punchline of this, resolutely, did not deserve to fuck me up that bad.

>> No.71562541

>>71545067
anyone have the one about Bard? from this party/group if I remember right

>> No.71562543

>>71546974
I remember this thread.
I even posted on this thread.

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>> No.71562751

>>71556888
Does anyone have the greentext where you fucking kill yourself?

>> No.71563529

>>71534972
Behold, the best greentext.

>> No.71563533

>>71556888 (Checked)
I know the one you're talking about. though I don't have it (have an elf from my elf folder instead). The significance has to do with how another elf, I think one of their princes of whatever long ago had asked for a hair, and she had refused. So for her to give him not one, but THREE was a huge deal. Not sure why exactly three, it could be because of the significance of three. (3 simarils, 3 rings of the elves)
>>71562751
You hate /tg/, fuck off.

>> No.71563602

>>71562213
The Pandemonium might be a little better because of him, but material plane still gets a surplus of gays.

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>>71563724
I wept a single tear. HFY.

>> No.71567189

>>71537394
Autumn 2014, same as the rest of 4chan.

>> No.71567300

>>71547505
Came here looking for precisely this. Thank you, anon.

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>> No.71567319

>election tourists whine when you make greentext threads on /tg/
>election tourists whine when you make greentext threads on /x/
Seriously, is there some memo that I didn't get? Are words a libtard invention now or does the color green trigger them?

>> No.71567963

>>71567319
idk

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>>71549201
What is this gif from?

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>>71559626
ooo, I like this

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>>71569423
poast some caps then

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>>71569622
By your command

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>>71570101
good lad, brought some I haven't seen before

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A well-won old chestnut of a cap.

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>>71546055
What's your point? That doesn't make Critical Role tourists good posters. They're a bunch of secondaries to the hobby and it fucking shows.

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>>71535010
>>71535148
>>71535569
>>71537394
>>71537500
>>71537520
>>71540456
>>71540910
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>>71545054
>>71545075
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>>71546244
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>>71552057
>>71562751
>>71567189
>>71570659

It was always shit, and it was always good. Folks like me collect and post over the years so the new shit can learn the old shit, and be just as good as it was. I have over a decade of sceencaps now, some just from the other day, some from before I even arrived in 2008. Reddit is nothing, internet points are nothing, all that matters is that the stories are saved and spread and typed. Not their realism, or what can be gained from them.
A lot of folks forget that I think.
Pic related from 2010, you might recognize some of the crazy 8 from back then... some things never change lol

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>>71571086
the pic

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>>71570498
This greentext has informed almost all of my Drow civilizations, at least in part.

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>>71571248
Sexcellent

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>>71545587
Still haven't seen the recipe.

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>>71534972

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>>71571410
My favorite greentext, by a pretty wide margin.

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>> No.71572213

Alright I've run out of time. Later fa/tg/uys

>> No.71572853

>>71572213
See you, space cowboy.

>> No.71572913

>>71534972
This website is a festering corpse that we feast on like ghouls. No nostalgia will change that.

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>> No.71573633

>>71559354
>Things only got worse when the creator's vampiric thrall Shane went mad from the absence of his master, leading to him writing "The letter" and running from RT ranting about his master's glory.

I'm sorry, are we still talking real life, or the show? Because you're gonna have to explain this one to me.

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>> No.71574632

>>71547486
should of just buried the hatchet.

>> No.71575310

>>71547514
yes it does, it was a potential warning sign of the player possibly being a erp-type campaign derailer. insted it was a sign of the player being a good-ish weeaboo

>> No.71575606

>>71568503
My guess, Seton Academy. It's a story about a hardcore racist getting to terms with living in a multiracial society of animal-people.

>> No.71576037

>>71545591
I thought this happened last year... fuck

>> No.71576059

>>71535148
Tbh this story slaps

>> No.71576272

>>71551876
>1/568
I don't mean to be down-putting, but, no.

>> No.71576744

I might as well dump some of the greentexts I've saved over the years.

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>>71576744

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>>71576753

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>>71576768

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>>71576776

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>>71562541

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>>71576787
And that's all for tonight.

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>> No.71576991

>>71534972
Take this

>> No.71577313

>>71547505
This greentext is responsible for a lot of shitty monk meme builds i saw in the years and i hate it

>> No.71577411

>>71539608
Creative, wholesome and fun. I wholeheartedly approve.

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>>71535520
Lmao

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>>71563602
That was fucking amazing.

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>> No.71585526

>>71534972
>greentext thread
>first post isn't even greentext
Goddamn I hate Reddit karma farmers

>> No.71585558

>>71545861
I too love recycling jokes from Animaniacs and pretending that I came up with them.

>> No.71585594

>>71537700
Hahahaha, girls with d*cks! F*cking epic!

>> No.71586367

>>71576991
what a story

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>> No.71588139

>>71571525
I never get tired of WW players getting dunked on.

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>> No.71588578

>>71543519
I could be very wrong but I think he means the bandits from OOTS, the chief's daughter is a sorcerer if I recall correctly

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>> No.71590606

>>71588578
Yup, that'd be the one.

>> No.71592166

>>71567319
content is "le cringe"
you're only supposed to rate it
based, cringe, based, based, cringe, based, cringe, cringe, cringe, based, cringe...

>> No.71592262

>>71537500
I would argue Summer of 2014.

>> No.71593923

>>71571086
>look at me, mom, I'm quoting fucking everyone!
fuck off

>> No.71594035

>>71593923
>thread about to fall off the board
>random post in the middle of the thread mysteriously gets a zero value reply
End yourself, Bumpfag.

>> No.71596154

>>71594035
>mysteriously
I was reading, Einstein.

>> No.71596352

>>71594035
>>71596154
also, it's not much of a mystery when he's quoting half the fucking thread, is it

>> No.71598058

Lol some folks are just spiteful

>> No.71598188

>>71598058
Right on time, Bumpfag.

>> No.71598192

>>71598058
I do not understand why some people want to destroy what TG used to be about and why they want it gone.

>> No.71598377

>>71598188
Actually I'm multi-reply fag nigger
I don't think bumpfag can into racism. I think.

>> No.71598410

>>71598192
Some people see something nice and feel compelled to fuck with it, that's all.

>> No.71600740

>>71571288
Ah, so that's where the plot of Hiro the dense protagonist came from.

>> No.71603468

>>71547582
players love collecting random weird shit. My party ended our last campaign with
>8 "average" skeletons
>Box with infections pathogens
>4 Demon-Stone infused corpses
>Extremely dangerous virus sample
>Giant insectoid egg
>Undead Hans
>Giant Spider

>> No.71604057

>>71547599
You newfags don't know how to find old posts.
>>https://warosu.org/tg/thread/S18450901#p18452800

>> No.71605325

>>71603468
>Undead Hans

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>> No.71608396

>>71539608
>When you're so into the story you forget your'e reading an image file and try to open an image in the image file

>> No.71610294

>>71576776
This actually made me cry laughing. My gf thought there was something wrong with me. Definitely one of my favorites.

>> No.71610429

>>71605325
It's a guy named hans, who was turned into an undead

>> No.71610921

>>71535010
>I haven't personally experienced these things so they can't possibly have happened

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>>71570655
actually worth the read

>> No.71620766

goood thread, reached image limit

>> No.71621634

Save what you like, spread it, and next thread share your favorites
It's that simple

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