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>> No.71433313
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>Knocks out 8ft tall armour plated viking with a right hook.

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Yes, respond politely to my posts!

>> No.71433775
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How does it feel knowing Malekith is the true ruler of all elves and did literally nothing wrong

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end times isn't canon

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You might not like it. But this, is what peak elf looks like

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Are there any more pictures like this for the other gods? That is, an amusement of their armies with a kind of atmosphere that captures the themes represented in each of the gods.

>> No.71434137

Chaos in general isn't canon to Warhammer. The original 3rd edition Realm of Chaos books aren't canon because they were released during a time when GW was trying to turn Warhammer into 40k. The 4th edition Warhammer Armies Chaos isn't canon because it was released close to the 3rd edition. The 5th edition Realm of Chaos isn't canon because it was written by Tuomas Pirinen who dressed up as a Sith once. The 6th edition Hordes of Chaos isn't canon because it's written from the pov of Chaos Warriors who, as we have established, don't exist. The 7th edition Warriors of Chaos isn't canon because the 7th edition is trannylore. The 8th edition Warriors of Chaos isn't canon because it's Age of Sigmar fluff and not Warhammer. Since there are no canonical sources of Chaos in Warhammer, it's safe to say that GW never intended Chaos to exist in the Warhammer World.

>> No.71434506

Don't you think you should get a job, carnac? I know you claim to be "disabled" but your mom can't pay for everything forever.

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Closest I can think of is this, and obviously that's not Slaanesh itself. Definitely captures the vibe, though.

>> No.71434588

>left, background: a University of Nuln fraternity, their pet goat, and some wino who just stumbled in
>Left to right, foreground: some weirdo doing furry commissions, a simp, a twitch streamer, Bane???, an XL-sized simp, the only chick here who might put out, two guys looking at touhou futa

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Fun fact: The Realms of Sorcery cover is set in the same room. Presumably in the past.

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I want to rape the blond.

>> No.71434819

Elfposters of all kinds are undoubtedly the worst posters in this general.

>> No.71434837

Coping when called out eh?

>> No.71434843
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Dwarfposter > Elfposter

>> No.71434895

Imagine losing a global conflict to a bunch of hairy manlets with anger issues.

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Post chaos spawn art, renders, or minis.

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don't booly gobbos

>> No.71434995

I refuse to engage in your Chaoswank C*rnac

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I wish WAR had all its concept art (ALL of it) gathered in one place in decent quality/resolution.

I see no reason why you can't have both types of Chorf. Maybe the Sumerian-looking assholes are usually nobles or otherwise successful dwarfs, while the more conventionally Chaosy ones are mooks - gladiators, house guards, what have you.

And of course there's Dawi Zharr and then there's Chaos Dwarfs, which is to say, dwarfs that worship Chaos. Not necessarily the same thing.

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>> No.71435186

OK aos tranny.

>> No.71435204

>And of course there's Dawi Zharr and then there's Chaos Dwarfs
AoShit tranny lore, not canon

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>> No.71435224

No anon I'm pretty sure non Dawn-Zhang chorfs are grogshit, get your shitposting stock replies sorted

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Disregard shitposter, acquire mushrooms

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haha wha t now mr. incel? didn't think that far eh??

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So why the fuck isn't Morathi Slaanesh's favorite? She has objectively done more to forward the cause of Chaos than any mortal ever. It can't be that she's too self-centered, because Slanny likes that about Siegvald.

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whats the most crack head concept in Warhammer

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>> No.71436429

How much heresy would it be to take the formation/movement/combat res rules from something like 6th but use them with the datasheets from AoS? Would it even work?

>> No.71436583
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hello /wfg/. I come to you with a specific request. I don't play any warhammer tabletop games, but I recently saw a piece of fanart that I meant to save but neglected to. I believe it's Kerillian (the elf from Vermintide) wearing a crop top jacket combo thing. It was cute.

I have nothing to offer in return but this meme which I'm sure you guys have seen a million times already.

>> No.71436896

Doom Diver catapult.

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Ok so I have a question, so not counting Nagash, and going off the lore first, stats second, and games third, who is the actual best "Liche", Heinrich Kemmler, khatep or Arkhan the black? End Times and above need not apply, an yes I know Kemmler is not a Lich(e) but the dude is close enough to be in the fight.

To me it's Kemmler, but I always felt Khatep was just under lored, which is why I figured I would throw the games into the race as a third wheel, that Ark of the covenant might just give him a edge over the other two who have a horse, and chariot.

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>> No.71437809

Kemmler for me, too. Khatep had a cool intro but he only exists within that blurb in the kangz army book, he's got no impact at all. Arkhan the black, eh, cool enough but felt like nothing more than a Nagash plot device. Though having a flying chariot was pretty boss.

>> No.71438171

I prefer to see Sumerian chorfs as the one from the darklands and the boring chibi WOC as losers in the wastes.

>> No.71438856

>year of WHITE rat by CHINESE calendar
>white/grey fur is related to seers, so prophecies and shit
>Tilea is not! Italy
>Skavenblight is near

It's all coming together

>> No.71438895

Yes-yes, soon no-furs will be enslaved to the chosen people

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Begone fagnac poser

>> No.71439112

Real talk though this pic is scary.
>replacing whites is just a conspiracy theory

>> No.71439118

I like Oldhammer god art so much. Malal and Tzeentch especially, though uh oh stinky monkey Khorne looks silly.

Did Oldhammer ever give us art of non Chaos gods besides Khaine and pre-ascension Sigmar?

>> No.71439119

>uh oh stinky monkey Khorne looks silly

But fits with Khorne thematically.

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No it isn't.

>> No.71439137

Exactly. "Diversity" today just means "fuck whitey".

>> No.71439193

Imagine lacking a boogieman and making up your own just to be upset about it.

>> No.71439374


>new england sucks because it's not diverse, too many whites
>so detroit sucks too because too many blacks, right

>> No.71439393

>Vermont is literally the second least populated state we could use something to spice things up

>> No.71439431

>Detroit is one of the poorest areas in the western world, we could spice things up demographically
>Maine has one of the lowest crime rates in the Western world but is mostly white

>> No.71439453

>dude it's black people that ruined Detroit not the loss of industry
>dude trust me it's a conspiracy to replace the white race

>> No.71439455

What I really like about this artwork is that it showcases many different ways to fall into Slaaneshi worship.
>Guys in the top left doing some arcane ritual
>Guy in the bottom left working on some literature or whatnot
>Drunken munk reclining in the doorway
>Munk getting sexual gratification by licking the succubus
>Guy holding a golden idol, too immersed in pondering religion to even notice that there's a party happening behind him.
>Weirdo McFetishmask in the back occupied with denying himself pleasure
>Fatty Boom-Bolatty in the centre asking for some more
>Munk in the right corner occupied with marvelling at forbidden knowledge
>Munk behind him going full Grima Wormtongue.

>> No.71439470

>dude white people are why no one lives in Vermont and Maine not the brutal winters
>dude there's no one wanting to replace whites you stupid paranoid honkey

>> No.71439474

No point in arguing with >>71439393
he's just using Pilpul and is most likely one of the chosen because of it. Arguing with him just wastes your time and energy unfortunately, ignore (((them))).

>> No.71439489

>making shit up to stir his own anger
What a tool.

>dood da jooz!

>> No.71439496

Case in point.

>> No.71439501

>Guy in the bottom left working on some literature or whatnot
I just found out that I'm retarded. He's obviously a painter.

>> No.71439504

Huh, that's neat.

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Posted it already in the previous thread but I just finished this one.
It's a simple headswap on a Mantic Plague Abberation.

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The next Spawn I will be painting is this one from Rottenfactory. If you like your Spawns nurgly I'd urge you to check out what he has in store.

>> No.71439537

Only thing it needs is a witch hunter showing up and getting so righteously angry the room incinerates and Slaanesh feels a cosmic kick in the ballginas.

>> No.71439539

Druchii pussy is made to be addicted to human cock

>> No.71439550

This whole discussion was created by a shitposter from /aosg/.
I hope he gets gout.

>> No.71439556
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Reminder elf slaves are canon.

>> No.71439565

Around humans, watch yoursumans.

>> No.71439573

I wonder if elf thralls fetch a higher price in Norsca? They probably make for prized sacrifices.

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>> No.71439577

Not Stalin.
Don't trust clickbait.

>> No.71439583

Sacricing Druchii seems a like a great way to bring a Black Ark down on your shitty settlement.

>> No.71439591

Around keigh-mon your man's a bottom!

>> No.71439603

Or not.
Lizardmen sacrifice a lot of druchii with no repercussions and maybe if a dark elf gets enslaved by a human that's just a shit dark elf that deserved it. More of their self-destructive culture at work.

>> No.71439608

Only if someone important escapes.

>> No.71439627

Because Lizardmen give no two fucks. Khaine the Khuck and Khorne "Micropenis" Khockmonger can't step to CHAD Sotek.

>> No.71439632

Lizardman actually have military presence.
Any serious military acting from Nagaroth would bulldoze any amlount of Norscan tribes.

But like >>71439608 said, it probably comes down to who the captives in question are.

The HE fucked up Marienburg out of principle, but Druchii tend to have a lot less solidarity.

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>> No.71439734

Imagine being a dread lady, a slave to some random desert nomad in Araby.
You gave up your freedom so that your crew could escape and give word to your husband and sons to rescue you.
But they never come. Your crew told them you were killed in a raid in a place far away where you are.
Your position was usurped, your life is over, and you're pregnant with a human's child all because of altruism.
And you think to yourself what a wonderful world~

>> No.71439746

I do not envy the man stupid enough to take a druchii woman to his bed. They're spicy even by the standards of druchii men and considered the more subtle and bloodthirsty sex by far. A dark elf mistress isn't going to content herself with just ruining you, but everything you value and anyone even vaguely attached to you. Assuming she doesn't just tear your throat out with her teeth.

>> No.71439789

>You gave up your freedom so that your crew could escape
Already trash and you didn't even get to your incel humaliation fantasies.

>> No.71439813

It shows the system works.
The weak element was purged, more competent replacements came in, and crew gets her rations on the return trip.
Five stars all around.

>> No.71439819

I mean, Malus risked his soul for Hauclir. It's UNLIKELY a druchii would have that many people they esteemed that closely, but it's not unprecedented.

The rest is utter nonsense, though. But it's a bit of a running gag in these threads to troll about Arabyan harems.

>> No.71439832

>It's UNLIKELY a druchii would have that many people they esteemed that closely,
Malus and Hauclir are literally the only exception.
Any dreadlord wouldn't think twice about sacficifing their lackies for any reasonable advantage, let alone personal safety.
Being a psychotic meglomaniac is practically the the job description.

>> No.71439865

So a dreadlord selling their crew into slavery behind their back is logical.

>> No.71439873

Absolutely, if the incentive is right.

>> No.71439884

If the crew is particularly shit why not sale me off. Wouldn’t even need to sale the whole crew just the easily replaceable or incompetent

>> No.71439885

They're the biggest exception, because of the stakes. One druchii directly intervenes to save Malus's life in the comics despite him being political toxic waste, purely out of honor. But Malus has shown hesitancy as a battlefield commander to waste his men worthlessly (at least as his character develops) and leads from the front in dangerous situations to try to save disposable soldiers. He's obviously written to be a natural military commander (it's something he just stumbles on, and which surprises even his old underling), but the druchii are not skaven-tier in their narcissistic psychopathy.

That being said, I find the scenario ludicrously unlikely, especially since a corsair captain who had this level of esteem would naturally have the same esteem from her crew or have been killed by an ambitioua lieutenant who saw her weakness. This hypothetical captain's underlings would be more likely to try and fight their captain's way to freedom if they liked he that much.

>> No.71439945

>be druchii sold into slavery
>not under constant threat of being murdered
>food doesn't taste like shit
>not in a shitty frozen hell hole
>good behavior is actually rewarded
>even got master's daughter pregnant

>> No.71440104

>By Cytharai, how I hate it here

>> No.71440143
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>Bunch of elves sell you their mistress
>take her to her tent
>take off her shacles
>she immediatly rips your dick off before murdering your guards with her bare hands and going on to massacre half your tribe before impaling your anus on a tent pole and riding off.
Fucking Mayflies...

>> No.71440214

I know ET's not canon (for good reason) but I do like the Vermintide gang and Stormfiends. They fit pretty seamlessly into SoC/TEW/timeline agnostic stuff.

>> No.71440228

>the Vermintide gang
>and Stormfiends.
Eh, I feel they went a bit overboard with those (though they look way better in the game than the actual models). I can dig a flamthrower on a Ratogre, but the things look more 40k than fantasy.

>> No.71440232

Stormfiends are a bit eeeeh just because they require moulder and skryre to cooperate pretty closely, and they hate each other.

I don't HATE them, but they're a bit eh to me. For the purpose of the RPG I usually just put a rat n a howdah with some warplock carbines or blunderbusses on larger ogres' backs.

>> No.71440257

The Ubersreik pals I can agree, Stormfiends are a bridge too far.

>> No.71440291

The spawn at least is great. One of the only times a Chaos Spawn has ever actually been a threat in a Warhammer product, lol.

>> No.71440296

>For the purpose of the RPG I usually just put a rat n a howdah with some warplock carbines or blunderbusses on larger ogres' backs.
That's hella' neat. Would love to see someone make that conversion.

>> No.71440415

Love the skin tone of giant dude

>> No.71440451
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Ok so this chief is insulting the enemies with these trophies

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With or without?

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>> No.71440617

Holy shit. well spotted anon

>> No.71440730

Witch; without he looks more like a unit champ.

>> No.71440768

How so? An armored flaming rogre isn't too far fetched for Skaven, even ignoring their noncanon ET shit. The brainrat maybe, but even then the Skaven are all about insane half-functional science.

>> No.71440779

Howdah rats is fucking brilliant. Did GW literally never do this?

>> No.71440796

Vermintide could be set during SoC and people would never notice.

>> No.71440860

As someone else said, it would require extensive cooperation between Moulder and Skyre which isn't really a thing that happens.
Add to that that Ratogres lack the intelligence to use weapons (they need handlers to even be of use on the battlefield).
You got some precendence for more intelligent specimen (Throts whole brain transfer thing), so I guess it's technically possible, but it doesn't field the fluff and doesn't fill any real gap in the roster in universe, sseing as both weapon teams and Rat Ogres are already a thing.

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>> No.71440912

>Lizardmen sacrifice a lot of druchii with no repercussions
In the same way they sacrifice lots of skaven with no reprecussions

The sacrifice is already a reprecussion for the Druchii constantly sacking their cities

>> No.71440959

Hauclir and Malus were also pretty damn close

But the sort of bond is not unique to them in the Malus series (it is the most extreme case of altruism we see, but its not the only one is what I mean)

You have the kinship the shades have for each other, the camaraderie of the soldiers of Grond, hell the rest of Malus's retainers were pretty damn close with him, and the main enemy of the final book was caused by the sheer betrayal Lhunara felt (meaning the action was unexpected, rather than the usual backstabbing of druchii society)

>> No.71440965

Lmao, tell that to those who are ever-oppressed by whitey and can't go a minute without complaining about him

>> No.71440973

>it would require extensive cooperation between Moulder and Skyre which isn't really a thing that happens.
Didnt boneripper have a cannon for a hand? Its not impossible, its just going to be extremely rare

>> No.71441229

Because it requires Moulder to supply rare custom-made ogres that have the intelligence to control skaven weapons beyond rusty blades and mauls, and Moulder HATES Skryre and wouldn't want them to succeed like that. Remember, this is race so selfish that a lore story has the crewman of a ratling gun getting butthurt that the gunner is going to get all the glory and murdering hin, sabotaging the skaven line and losing the battle.

>> No.71441241

>Didnt boneripper have a cannon for a hand?
That was Skyre Frankensteining together the remains of a somewhat normal, if particularly big, Rat Ogre.

>> No.71441250

As far as I know, no. Imagine putting little rattos up there with poison wind globes or guns, it'd be great.

>> No.71441276

Moulder buying relatively simple weapons off Skyre and grafting them on Rat Ogres is one thing, but Stormfiends would require cooperation throughout the whole process, which doesn't really happen.

>> No.71441290

Why couldnt stormfiends be something similar? bits of dead rat-ogre stuffed into shaped armor with guns attached? Maybe the armor is like Ikits power armor.

>> No.71441300

I doubt a warpfire thrower is much more complex to use than a cannon

More dangerous sure, but its just a point and fire weapon, its no Jezzail that takes lots of aim to use properly

>> No.71441307

Because Skyre doesn't have the Know-how to properly fuse flesh and tech and you still need the enhanced mental capabilities, which only Throt can do.

>> No.71441312

If I was a warlord, I'd just buy ogres with like, a metal prosthetic forearm with a metal bowl at the end, then fit them with bombs where their hands would be so the first strike would be a big boom and they'd still have a jagged metal stump to fight with.

>> No.71441319

But they apparently did something similar with Boneripper

Just stick some armor plates on and replace the cannon with a ratling gun/warpfire thrower and you have a stormfiend

>> No.71441324

warpfire thrower doesn't really need to be aimed.
It's probably rigged up to start spewing if the Rat Ogre starts punching or his heartrate goes above a certain threshhold.

>> No.71441351

Prettey expansive if you could just strap the bombs to some slaves, but sure.

STill would lack the intelligence to use anything ranged effectively.

>> No.71441355

Actually, why not add something like a doom-flayer on the end of the ogres arms? chainsaw fists

>> No.71441402

Stormfiends lool way too sleek and clean to belong to skaven forces.
6th ed rat ogres is where its at

>> No.71441435

Apparently when you attach anything like that to a normal ogre they hold down the trigger until it burns out/runs dry/explodes.

I wonder if the skaven could do, like, bombs actuated by an ogre' heartbeat? The ogre dies and explodes violently, taking whoever finally killed it with it.

>> No.71441468

>STill would lack the intelligence to use anything ranged effectively.
As much as boneripper did

>> No.71441537

It's just an elf lad. All you need to do is beat her a bit and she'll be putty in your hands.
Inb4 "oh but the druchii are used to torture". Bullshit. The dark elves are so feeble they have to use knives and whips to achieve what a human can do with a simple punch in the face.

>> No.71441544

I like the stormfriends but I'm retarded and assembled them before painting.

>> No.71441596

*coof, coof*

>> No.71441694

Boneripper had a close range flamethrower, not a cannon.

>> No.71441737

With. I prefered him with the blowpipe though.
Thanks bud! It's super easy to make. Spray with Wraith Bone, base with Kislev Flesh and then wash with a 50/50 Reikland Fleshshade and Lahmian Medium.

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Here's the blowpipe!

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I don't think so (these are the pinzon lava lizards

>> No.71442764

Roger roger. The previous pose with him holding it in his hand made it look like he had just blown a dart before calling the charge with I really digged but the headhunter-vibe is also neat. Have you considered making it a thematic thing for your army?

>> No.71442767

Is it pronounced Ray-a or Re-ya. Also, do does she have her own priestesses? Do they have to be married to priests of Taal, to emulate their sacred bond? Or is her worship usually handled by priests of Taal?

>> No.71442778

>Not Stalin.

>> No.71442799

That gives me an idea to stop a rat ogre from holding down the trigger - make the weapon remote controlled using farsqueeker tech, and only let the ogre activate the weapon when in melee.

>> No.71442804




not really

>> No.71442912
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My bad.
Recently read an article about Felix Dadaev, Stalin's body double, and they used that picture front and center.
Kinda assumed it was the guy the article was actually about, not Stalin himself, but upon googling it seems I was wrong.

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>> No.71443043

You would rightfully get gutted.
bloody muh human dik posters...

>> No.71443091

That's not how shadows or lighting work.

>> No.71443216

Because the chaos gods aren’t interested in “forwarding the cause of chaos”. They have whims and follow them however they please and ultimately some kid murderfucking his dad and regular fucking his sister was more interesting than Morathi’s 2,000 year misadventure.

Does it make sense? No. That’s the idea

>> No.71443229
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Do you think the world s better with this post in it?

>> No.71443273

Because 8th edition separated her from Slaanesh, and rightfully, she should have her own agenda.

>> No.71443301

This. Some devout or someone who basically lives life like one would honestly become boring quickly. The nice town guard suddenly going on a killing spree or the devout priest being corrupted is far more interesting.

>> No.71443335

Those are some wierd looking cold one knights friend.

>> No.71443338

The dark elves have had an association with Chaos from the beginning. Changing that was shit and a sign of worse to come.

>> No.71443361
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>call yourself a Dragon Prince
>ride a horse in cosplay

>> No.71443371

This is why I though Slaanesh and Nurgle should be opposed to each other, more than Slaanesh vs. Khorne. Nurgle inflicts horrible and disgusting afflictions on his followers but actually cares for them, while Slaanesh makes things beautiful and and desirable (in a fucked up way) but really grows bored and couldn't care less about her followers as she grows disinterested in them. Plus Khorne disliked of cowardly magic makes a better opposition to Tzeetch

>> No.71443382
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>call yourself a Cold One Rider
>get cracked open by the boys

>> No.71443395

She does, she's just going about it by being a Slaaneshi whore.
It makes more sense for her and sets her and Ghrond in proper opposition to Hellebron and the Cult of Khaine.

>> No.71443403

Personally they're way more interesting as non-Chaotic independent actors. Making all 'bad guys' just Chaos puppets is really boring

>> No.71443421

Nah. Hekarti is better.

>> No.71443430

The problem is that Tzeentch and Nurgle have by far the strongest conceptual opposition: being stagnation vs change, despair vs hope etc.

So you kind of have to pair them up, then that leaves you with Khorne/Slaanesh by necessity.

Personally the idea of having paired opposites never sat well with me, they should all have reasons to ally with or oppose each other.

>> No.71443433

yes, I think I will paint them like pinzòn lava lizard (look at the pictures) and then I think I will do more conversions based my knowledge of precolumbian and herping stuff.
This chief is taunting to make his enemies angry in precolumbian style.
They loved to amputate and cannibalize prisoners right before the battle in front of their enemies (to prepare ambushes and/or terrorize them etc.)

>> No.71443442
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Shit, they aren't even peak Asur, let alone peak elf.

>> No.71443450
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>call yourself a chaos knight
>don't have any fiefdoms

>> No.71443466

>call yourself a Black Orc
>actually just very dark green

>> No.71443467

>literally tall humans

>> No.71443505

>dub anime poster not familiar with what words actually mean

>> No.71443512

>Call yourself a Knight of the Reiksguard
>tasked with protecting some guy, not the River Reik

>> No.71443514

Based. Not enough dark elf bashing

>> No.71443540

> Call yourself a Dwarf Quareller
> Actually quite agreeable under many circumstances

>> No.71443541

That honestly works pretty well. Green is a color that easy looks almost black when it’s dark enough and dee enough. That and the head to toe black armor.

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>Josef Bugman
>isn't a bug

>> No.71443583

>Chaos Dwarfs
>extremely regimented, orderly, and industrialized

>> No.71443584

I can't wait for TOW to introduce a bug-man army. Insect men are Fantasy and this is GW after all. Bug-Men of Southlands!

>> No.71443589

>or a man

>> No.71443590

"bug" is abbreviation for buggery

>> No.71443596
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> Ludwig Schwarzhelm
> Helm ist tatsächlich aus gold

>> No.71443608

Cathay already exists, that would be redundant.

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You should have used "in Wirklichkeit" instead of "tatsächlich". "Tatsächlich" implies that the intial expectation already was for it to ge gold.

>> No.71443683

I see, thanks. In my defence, my last German class at school was over a decade ago.

>> No.71443703

Bearded dwarf women were a mistake.

>> No.71443704

>Called the Phoenix King
>Are instead an Elf President

>> No.71443718

Not a thing in Warhammer, at least.

>> No.71443744

>also, not a Phoenix

>> No.71443766

It's a mistake a lot of native speakers would make as well. In a lot of cases the two would be synomous.

>> No.71443829

>le kaos doesnt care about winning and has no weaknesses and is just having fun lolz
Go back to aosg.

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>> No.71443861

I found with German that there are a lot of words that mean the same thing, in a dictionary sense, but in reality have subtle differences.

So if you use them in conversation it makes sense, but it seems a bit weird to native speakers.

>> No.71444009

>So if you use them in conversation it makes sense, but it seems a bit weird to native speakers.
Pretty much, yeah.

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>> No.71444175

>Did GW literally never do this
ratogre bonebreaker as a ride for a chieftain is closest they got, but there was no official model

>> No.71444202

any pictures of the mummies yet?

>> No.71444321

That’s why they were fake
Real niggas die for the throne to be born again

>> No.71444391

Chaos doesn’t care about winning because it doesn’t really care about anything. Things get dumb when GW decides that chaos wants to literally blow up the planet and kill everyone, or even that chaos has long-term goals at all.

The chaos gods should just be aspects of a fundamental force that mirrors and permeates the warhammer world. Their wants and plans should be fleeting because they aren’t even consistent or solid entities

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No models yet.
Just noticed this mummy has boobies.

>> No.71445052

>call yourself a waywatcher
>never actually watch any road

>> No.71445097
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can someone explain to me the usefulness of the spear taken by heroes that are on foot? Thank you

>> No.71445147

>WITCH king
>is male

>> No.71445264

"Witch" was always male and female. Alternatively: He is the king of witches.

>> No.71445286

>they should all have reasons to ally with or oppose each other.
They do. It's just that they dislike a specific god more than another. That doesn't stop them from teaming up if it furthers their goals.

>> No.71445303

Seems like you got your shit down. Do keep us updated on your progress.

>> No.71445345
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>witch elves
>can't cast spells

>> No.71445388

sure, but before them I must paint 500pts of tomb kings.
I'm waiting a new bone giant (bought for 45€) and I want to do spear and shield for him...

>> No.71445485

It lets your hero stab other models

>> No.71445622

Is there even any non-mounted character that can take a spear?

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>> No.71446043

dreadfully cute

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>> No.71446110

>Druchii raid on Remas, 1487, artist's depiction

>> No.71446126

every hero in 6th ed. can take a spear or a pike even on foot

>> No.71446146

who is the central thing?

>> No.71446158

Looks like a centurion.
Dude used to draw a lot of Roman stuff.

>> No.71446183

>bullying Centurii-chan
Augustus, get the cross!

>> No.71446216

My party in WFRP is about to head into a small village that has been raided by Beastmen led by a chaos sorcerer who is trying to summon a daemon.

What should I put in for them to see?

>> No.71446300

If it's a bigger village, you can have had the beastmen made use of stock medieval punishment equipment like pillories or cages in incredibly horrific ways. Also depending on which Chaos God the beastmen worshiped could change the kind of horror would be left in the ruins of the town.

For Nurgle, bloated bodies thrown into wells and rivers to taint the water; everything coated in red and all bodies decapitated, for their skulls were taken as tribute. Et cetra.

>> No.71446378

Beastmen kinda just kill people and/or drag them off to be sacrificed. People speared on spikes/fences, buildings burned, the works.
Also, you know, a lot of rape if your players won't mind.

Also defacing holy symbols; topling statues, scraggling chaos runes all over them, replacing Sigmar's head with a hacked off cow head....

>> No.71446402

The most edgy shit possible. Chaos considers the flesh of infants to be especially succulent, so you'll probably see babies and children on spit roasts. Beastmen also love to rape and cannibalize, often at the same time, so expect to see the remains of that. Expect to see impaled, skinned, yet still living citizens too.

>> No.71446462

Are you the retard who insists Norscans eat their babies and shit?

>> No.71446486

Norscans do eat family, especially Khornites and Slaaneshites. Just look at Sigvald or the Bloodreavers.

>> No.71446653
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Must protect the innocent Tilean.

>> No.71446872
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Quick and easy Fimir paintjob because damn it I want a force of them, but this is the only one I'm really willing to paint right now. Also my god, did I fuck up these dark elves. Most of the time, the light makes my minis look better in photos than in real life.

Not this time.

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>"Ratling Gun"
>Shoots warpstone bullets, not small rats

>> No.71447020

No, that would be "warlock".

>> No.71447045

The village men probably mostly dead around their one 'hard' building, a temple of Sigmar, for example. That will probably be ransacked and literally full of shit. Obvious signs of everyone who fell being nibbled on.

A fire pit full of the chewed bones of children.

A disturbing dearth of the corpses of women.

>> No.71447062

Some Norscans have been known to do that. ALL beastmen are rapists and man-eaters.

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I feel uncomfortable in my loins.
Sigmar give me strength.

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That's intentional. Druchii are pretty much a race of porn models.

>> No.71447239
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>ishygd worship Sigmar

>> No.71447246
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English isn't even my native language.

>> No.71447295 [DELETED] 

Stupid sexy dark elves.

>> No.71447333

You have to go back.

>> No.71447384

>A disturbing dearth of the corpses of women.
Beastmen are equal unisex murderers/rapists.
They don't act like your anime pigorcs.

>> No.71447556

Bodies, pyres, gallows, local temple burning but surrounded by beast corpses.

>> No.71447578

ALL beastmen are too stupid for any great cruelty

still living people impaled on spikes, people flayed alive, all that good shit? Thats for when dark elves get bored or a chaos lord wants to prove a point

Beastmen just eat and kill anyone they find and then take a dump on every church

>> No.71447794

Take your cuck tranny definition elsewhere. Men who practice are warlocks.

>> No.71447843

They take women for breeding. You'll have some left from when the retards got excited, both most will probably have been carted off to shit out more gors and eaten.

>> No.71447873

>They take women for breeding.
Again, not your rape erogames.

>> No.71447882

Please more buzzwords in the next post.

>> No.71447963
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And where I'm stopping tonight.

>> No.71447981

Fimir and beastmen both take women for breeding, beastmen also are very fond of rape. There's a fair bit of rape in the grim Warhammer world, even Archaon came out of it.

>> No.71448056

Beastmen rape but they don't procreate through humans, never have.Any prisoners are sacrificed and subsequently eaten. Acutally read the lore.

>> No.71448203

This is incorrect. Beastmen have always been able to knock up human women (the horn stubs usually kill the mother).

>> No.71448219

Nice witch elfs

>> No.71448257

Thanks, I mucked the skin up.

>> No.71448278

Don't move the goalposts.
Either admit your full of shit or post an example of beastmen kdinapping women for breeding.

>> No.71448323

She could take my spear if you catch ny drift

>> No.71448327

Read Gotrek & Felix. Then dilate your wound and join the 41%.

>> No.71448387

>can't name specific example
As expected.

>> No.71448454

>has never read foundational fiction for the franchise
>thinks he knows anything

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>> No.71448487
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Working on my Nurgle Ogres and could use some input on the banner.
Should I keep it as is or try to nurglify it somehow? The obvious orcishness of it doesn't bother me since it makes for a great representation of them flaunting the fact that they've killed a great warboss.

>> No.71448578

Just making it look like the banner has been through hell would probably be all you need.

>> No.71448642

Good point.

>> No.71448694

Maybe add some bells dangling from it as well as a few Nurgling sigils. Some rotting pennants fluttering from it covered in chaotic script and nurgle symbology could also help as well.

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>a few Nurgling sigils. Some rotting pennants fluttering from it covered in chaotic script and nurgle symbology could also help as well.
Oh, that's a great idea, will do!

>> No.71448823

>Series starting 15 years into the setting's existence

>> No.71449010
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So I lied.

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>> No.71449043

How can we trust you now dude?

>> No.71449146

cool story, bro.

>> No.71449153

You can't. Unless you can.

>> No.71449351
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Really undecided between Empire and Dwarfs. I like Artillery so both are good on that end. I like magic but runes are cool too. I prefer how tough the Dwarfs are, not a big fan of painting horses or cavalry desu.

>> No.71449402

>(the horn stubs usually kill the mother).
How does that make sense when most beastmen are already born to human parents and left in woods?

>> No.71449403

Sounds to me like you're leaning more toward dwarves, so I'd do them as a main army. Then to get your Empire fix, maybe make a little Mordheim warband for them.

>> No.71449413

Never happened in Gotrek and Felix. Even after joining the Beastmen, Justine was never raped or forced to carry a beastman baby to term.

>> No.71449428

Dwarf kits are a bit lacking IMO sadly however. My painting area is MIA atm while house gets renovated so no rush... wondering what kind of models we'll get with the old world...

>> No.71449457

No, but several of the bucks consider it.

>> No.71449490

It doesn't, because he has no idea what he's talking about.
Though Gaves aren't super common; most beastmen are born to other beastmen.

>> No.71449522

Morghur's current incarnation killed his human mother at birth, but that was probably his mutating aura before anything else.

So fucking nothing?

>> No.71449630

Literal proof you're wrong in that beastmen obviously consider human women mating material.

>> No.71449673

You literally went from "they're kidnapping them for breeding" which would require to keep them alive for months to "that one time some beastmen thought about raping a human women".

>> No.71449841
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The real question is who the hell do centigors and minotaurs fuck?

>> No.71449886

whoever they catch?

>> No.71449895

I’ve seen people post diorama style units, but how do they work for the purposes of gameplay? Surely it all gets fucked when the first model’s removed?

>> No.71449992

Ghorros Warhoof claims to have fucked every kind of beastmen and probably a variety of humans, elves and cattle.

Normal centigors are spiteful assholes, so they probably rape whatever they get their hands on.

Minotaurs are more into eating than raping things.

>> No.71450044

I just use a D10/D20 and count up the wounds per rank of mine.

>> No.71450055
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If a harpy and a gor have a screw, what kind of kid results?

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Just finished watching The Seventh Seal.
Good film, I'd recommend watching it if you're interested in DM'ing an RPG set in the Empire, it captured the spirit of "medieval Europe going through a really bad time" quite well, from the roaming flagellants, burning of girls who communed with the devil to that eras mysticism.

>> No.71450104

Chances are a chewed up face for the gor.
The various varieties of Gors and Ungors probably can interbreed, but I figure harpies are too different to actually produce living offspring.

But then again, Chaos, so who knowsß

>> No.71450121

Flesh and Blood is another good one.

>> No.71450151

Is Trollslayer a good way to get into WH?

>> No.71450160


7th, not 8th.


I imagine this could have been part of why they did it in addition to the Khorne/Khaine contradiction.

>> No.71450181

Gotrex and Felix is great reading, currently on Dragonslayer and its been a fun ride

The duo are fun, the enemies are fun, it doesent wank gotrex off too much (but this could change)

Trollslayer reads more like a collection of short stories, but the narrative becomes more cohesive in the later books

>> No.71450466

>Trollslayer reads more like a collection of short stories
That's because it is if I recall correctly.

>> No.71450494

Don't worry, Ulrika will soon wear out your welcome.

>> No.71450597

Really? She seems fine so far

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Dwarfs should have more war machines.

>> No.71450687

Old chorfs have a charming aesthetic, but it belongs in a saturday morning cartoon as opposed to an actual setting

Forgeworld Chorfs were the shit

>> No.71450730
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A longbeard dwarf-thing engineer and runelord was teaching a class on Morgrim, a known dwarf-thing, at the College of Engineering in Nuln.

"Before the lesson, you must get on your knees and worship Morgrim and accept that he was the most dwar engineer the world has ever known, even greater than Clan Skryre!"

At this moment, a brilliant, clever-cunning pro-Morskittar warlock-engineer disguised as a man-thing who had built 1500 ratling guns and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Council of 13 stood up and held up a chunk of warpstone.

"How old-old is this warpstone, beard-thing?"

The arrogant engineer smirked quite Moulderishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid thaggoraki"

"False-false! It’s been 5,000 years since the Horned Rat created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and Morgrim is real… then it should be a warplock jezzail now!"

The dwarf-thing was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Book of Grudges. He stormed out of the room chewing his beard. The same beard "poor" dwarfs (who today live in such luxury that most own armor) grow when they jealously try to claw justly earned warpstone from the deserving Skaven Underempire.

The skaven all applauded and all submitted to Clan Skryre that day and accepted Morskittar as their lord and savior. A Doomwheel named "Skryre Supremacy" crashed into the room and collapsed atop the Sign of the Horned Rat and filled the room with scalding warpsteam, killing the driver. The prayer of the Horned One was chanted several times, and the Horned Rat himself showed up and exploded everyone present into ludicrous gibs. The engineer lost his beard and took the slayer oath the next day. He died of the Red Pox and was tossed into the larders.

That warlock-engineer's name? Ikit Claw.

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I saw Karl-Franz at the Temple of Sigmar in Altdorf yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to sign any woodcuts or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS! PRINCE AND EMPEROR!” and waving Ghal Maraz in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my prayers, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to tithe to the temple up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Sisters of Sigmar in his hands without paying.

The Lector at the dais was very nice about it and professional, and was like “My Emperor, you need to tithe to Sigmar Heldenhammer first.” At first Karl-Franz kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the Lector.

When the Lector took one of the Emperor's coins and started biting it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to bite them each individually “to prevent any witchcraftery,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he bit each coin and put them in the tin and started to say benediction, Karl-Franz kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

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REMOVE KYAZAK remove kyazak

you are worst kurgan. you are the kurgan idiot you are the kurgan smell. return to troll contray. to our troll contry cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the bear pit….ahahahaha ,norsca we will never forgeve you. svolich rascal FUck but fuck asshole kurgan stink norsca blyad blyad..kyazak genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kyazak..ahahahahahNORSCA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war against chaos .Norsca we kill the everchosen, Norsca return to your precious Chaos waste….hahahahaha idiot kurgan and norscan smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KYAZAK FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. Kislev+Empire+gospodar+ungol=kill norsca…you will great war/ tzar boris alive in kislev, tzar boris making dance of kislev . fast dance boris kislev. we are rich and have cannon now hahahaha ha because of boris… you are ppoor stink kurgan… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurta!

Tzar Boris alive numbr one #1 in kislev ….fuck the Chaos waste ,..FUCKk ashol kurgan no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur chaos and everchosen. Boris aliv and real strong tzar kill all the kyazak farm aminal with bear magic now we the kislev rule .dog of the zoo khorn fukc pig and lay egg this egg hatch and norsca wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Kislev greattst countrey

>> No.71450837

hey how bad do you have to fuck of to get nobility privileges revoked from the emperor himself

>> No.71451445

>Sisters of Sigmar
Wait a minute.
Magnus killed them all! This scenario is unrealistic.

>> No.71451650

They were all long dead by the time Magnus got around to levelling Mordheim. There were never that many of them, the only had one convent.

>> No.71452105

cringepill me on the witch hunters

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>> No.71452724

Those always felt like superficial reasons for them to hate each other. Stagnation/change is a great duality to explore, whereas Khorne and Slaanesh don't have such themes outright stated. In my own head, I've always thought they best represent two different ways to achieve enlightenment. Khorne is awakening through the erasure of the self, Slaanesh is the fulfilmemt and exploration of the self.

>> No.71452937

khorne is badass and slanesh is a pussy bitch

>> No.71453638

They brew potions tho.
cutelord, but medusa's expression is funny

>> No.71453981

What do I need to do to get such a cute delf gf?

>> No.71454123

There were very good art books with the collectors edition. I still have them. Maybe they exist as PDFs?

>> No.71454244

>they brew potions tho
So they're hags then.
Oh hey, that one's accurate.

>> No.71454397

>even archaon
Nice literal ET shit.

>> No.71454398
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I have it as a .pdf, actually. It's got a lot of good art in it but nowhere near all of it.

>> No.71454400

Shut up, SJW

>> No.71454520

Archaeon's daddy was a daemon in human form.
So you can make a baby with daemonette.

>> No.71454792

But how do you solve things like if someone takes the back of the flank? Aren't they further back than they should be?

>> No.71455457

Here's a pro-tip. I don't really give a damn about tiny little minutia like that. If a charge would have failed by 1/8th of an inch or so, it hits because that's dumb otherwise from a narrative and gameplay sense unless you get off on precision.

>> No.71455621

Suck a fat one, gaynac.

>> No.71456103
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Really undecided on Empire Province/Colour scheme. Any ideas or suggestions?

>> No.71456252

Ostermark: Purple is cool.

>> No.71456278

Green and purple.

>> No.71456344

Purple white or yellow?

>> No.71456384


>> No.71456443

Fake and gay

Chaos warriors are mutated monsters.

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>worshiping sigmar

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Fimir's done.

>> No.71456693

Maroon and Golden Yellow is the superior Ostermark scheme.

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>Not understanding that Sigmar taught humans how to ultra chad.

Sigmar is the ultimate bro.

Worshiping Sigmar gives you the power to get ripped, kick ass, and pound vag.

Virgin chaos loser need no apply.

>> No.71456907

Good for you! What are you planning to do with it; is it just a one-off model?

>> No.71456926

Eventually I want to have a full on fimir warband, but the models are expensive and I'm not sure about the third party stuff (and I have a large leadpile as it is). The Heroquest fimir is pretty cheap and I have a surplus of them, so I thought I'd paint one up as a test/fun/scenario mini and see how it goes, then slowly add to it over time.

>> No.71457048

Sigmar's the strongest human god and at least on par with if not above Khorne. ET's lore rape of him was fucking shameful.

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>> No.71457100

>Sigmar's the strongest human god
No? There's nothing to indicate this in 6e or earlier.

>ET's lore rape of him was fucking shameful.
On that I agree. It got even worse in Age of Smegma, over there he's just a two-bit Emprah.

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>Sigmar's the strongest human god and at least on par with if not above Khorne.

>> No.71457142

If Sigmar could perform godly feats while mortal, imagine his power now. Even Ranald was just a good liar and funnyman. Sigmar is in the top 3 of strongest people ever in the setting at least, and unlike Aenarion and Grimnir, he wasn't boosted by the gods, not as overtly anyway.

>> No.71457160

>the blessed champion of Ulric wasnt boosted by the gods

>> No.71457165

Power levels are meaningless and gods don't really work like that anyway.

>> No.71457212

>Dis is what 'umies ackshually believe

>> No.71457241

Ulric didn't boost him because he gave him an even bigger reward for his devotion, godhood.

>> No.71457437

2 asur slaves

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>be me, druchii gate captain
>it's the least popular gate, pretty sure the other captain literally sucked the drachau's cock to get his post
>oh well, just means I'll shake down travellers that much harder
>honestly mostly just roll dice with the lads most of the time
>third watch captain doesn't show, weird
>finally shows up, apparently the main gate captain was arrested for possession of Slaaneshi artefacts and he and his entire family have already been executed
>in a great mood coming home, stop by a merchant to buy the wife a bouquet of black lotus and a poison sampler
>when some footpads jump me I only kill one and just blind the other, that's how good my mood is
>sons are out front playing kick-head with the neighbors, they turn to say hi
>younger son pushes the older when he isn't looking
>tousle his hair, that's my boy, vicious and ruthless like dad
>surprise wife with gifts, she tells me she has a surprise too
>it was her who got the main gate captain killed by planting evidence
>I knew I married the right one

>> No.71457832

>he didnt give him X because he later gave him Y

>> No.71457848

Which is why the chaos wastes are under siege by the heavenly armies of Sigmar right? Wait, no, thats not it at all

>> No.71457993

Chaos being restricted to a frozen shithole of nothingness seems legit though. The warm and fertile lands aren't Khorne's.
Also >not headcanoning a continuation to the post-soc idea of crusading north and delivering the wrath of the gods on chaos and its ilk

>> No.71458162

>The warm and fertile lands aren't Khorne's.
What has that got to do with anything?
They come from the north because that's where the big fucking polar gate into hell is.

>> No.71458221

Opinion dismissed

>> No.71458232

Yes, they get a toilet bowl in an icebox inhabited by psychos, Sigmar gets a massive empire of mostly good people and good land. Even Norsca is better than Khorne's turf.

>> No.71458264

Opinion dismissed

>> No.71458363

That's not how it works.
That's not how any of this works.

>> No.71458365

You know that the chaos wastes arent the realm of chaos right? Khornes "turf" is his massive realm of blood and skulls where his demonic legions exist and where he has people endlessly fight for his amusement

The wastes are the mexico to his usa

>> No.71458472

Sigmar's got his realm too, and honestly le big bluddy boneroom sounds pretty gay.

>> No.71458496

Are there any factions in WHFB that you just straight up hate lorewise?

I kinda like all of them for different reasons, but Bretonnia does nothing for me. I don't hate them or anything, they are just so plain vanilla. Not my thing.

>> No.71458521


> Live either underground or on mountains.

Their current war machines make perfect sense.

>> No.71458535

Speaking of which, I don't think Sigmar's aetherial realm was ever described outside of vague hints, but what if:
>Sigmar's realm is literally the Empire, but idealized. No corruption, no evil, and no infighting. An idyllic and strong image of what Sigmar wants the Empire to be, inhabited by the souls of virtuous people who served the Empire greatly.
>Sigmar maintains a castle in the middle, adorned with imperial splendor, and within is a great long table and roaring fire where the souls of his bravest warriors feast with him in the afterlife.

>> No.71458540

>Sigmar's got his realm too
Yea, some faggy building in Altdorf

>> No.71458549


Think before you type...

>> No.71458564

What's wrong about it? Some chaosfaggy bullshit about how Khorne has a big dick or something?

>> No.71458577

Some random elf is better than Sigmar anon

>> No.71458599

I love and hate greenskins. They aren't overpowered and do lose a lot, but they get away with a lot of shit. While the Empire, Chaos, even Skaven have to rebuild and recover from defeats, Greenskins never seem to have any negative effects for losing a fuckload of guys and at worst when they lose a boss they go back to squabbling. They never diminish and never actually seem to face true loss because GW was too lazy to ever flesh them out. They roll along like nothing effects them.

>> No.71458622

go back

>> No.71458623

Fresh bread.


>> No.71458643

You need to stop blaming your micropenis on Sigmar, Archaon. Just accept it dude.

>> No.71458646

>They roll along like nothing effects them.
As do Skaven, Chaos and Beastmen, hell so do Dark Elves not to mention the fucking vampires

Every badguy faction loses all the time, but then to compensate has the "oh well we have inevitability and will win one day" thing going for them

>> No.71458663

dont project anon

>> No.71458664

I love O&G but hate how much GW always ignored them.

>> No.71458669

For me that's part of the fun - I do like what Bretonnia does, admittedly, but having a vanilla faction can make for something to quickly get into the setting or more comfortably view the rest of it from. Dunmer in TES may be cool and crazy, but I don't want to be one - which is why the equally bland Bretons work so well as a guy to view the world from.

Anyway, I can't say I outright hate any factions, but I don't have much love for Ogres. Neolithic bits are cool, but they're too distant, too hard to work into a battle, and I don't really find gnoblars as funny as when I first got into WFB. They feel like Chaos Warriors but bigger and stupider to me.

>> No.71458691

That's what they think anyway. The Skaven almost got genocided after the plague. Beastmen are only a threat every several centuries, same with Chaos, and Mally only leaves his home to get brained by Elves or Lizards. Greenskins are unique of any faction in that they lose but never seem to care and it's never explained. How do they get food? Where do they live? "idk mushrooms and poop huts lul"

>> No.71458751

>The Skaven almost got genocided after the plague
And it doesent matter because theres such a large number of them

>beastmen are only a threat periodically
In the same way that important Waaaghs only happen rarely

The two factions literally operate on the same principle

>Malekith loses when he invades ulthuan
And then he goes back home like nothing happened and tries again next tuesday

>never seem to care
They care as much as every other badguy faction, which is "not that much outside of the one leader whos army just lost"

>How do they get food
They grow it

>where do they live
settlements they make, looted and abandoned settlements, caves, tunnel systems....

>> No.71458892

I don't think the gods (of order) really have 'realms'.
All we know about Morr's realm, for instance, is that 'souls flit like bats'. It's clearly not like planescape or something with specific described afterlives. It's a bit abstract.

>> No.71459045

I get you, man.

Kind of agreed on Ogres actually. I like some aspects of them, but they are always so removed from everything due to distance.

>> No.71459197

Very comfy.

>> No.71459967

Because the last dark elf armybook was all about "muh darky elfs are totally separated from kay-oss".

>> No.71460061

In my headcannon harpies are the fabled female beastmens.

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