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>> No.71075117
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ITT you must post your models before posting

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Considering I discovered the depths of my idiocy in the last thread I’ve a question for you lot:
Is there any circumstance on the table where taking servitors is a good idea?

>> No.71075137

But you just posted my models.
WTF dude, get your own

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>> No.71075143

You put them in front of your Techmarine to deny it as a target but you can do the same with a single troop choice which is far more useful.

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Post bad conversions / painting

>> No.71075146 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.71075148

I play admech, but I don't feel like posting my half painted dudes.

I'm also thinking about maybe switcihing armies; Death Guard look really tempting, and I would love a tough, mid-field shooty army with some punch. Although, I've talked myself into at least waiting until engine war comes out to see if I should even bother.

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Now back to posting titties

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>casually commits multiple forms of Heresy/Tech-Heresy
>doesn’t answer for it ONCE

>> No.71075178

Admech use them to replenish kataphrons.
And I guess they're a super cheap plasma cannon unit in guard since guard's plasma cannons are lower cost then the other imperium codice. What is it, 40 points for a unit of servitors with 2 plasma cannons? If you kill 2 intercessors you've almost made your points back.

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>> No.71075190

It's pretty annoying how the imperium is suddenly super open to progress in 8th

>> No.71075194
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Reminder: Assault weapons CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT be used after advancing!

>> No.71075200

Cenophytes with Grimaldus aren't bad.

>> No.71075208

Everyone in the Admech fucking hates Cawl though and openly calls him a heretek. His only protection is being Guilliman's butt buddy.

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Post games instead.

>> No.71075212
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It's hard to punish someone who's unequivocally right all the time

>> No.71075214

When are all the new admech models coming out? Specifically the robo horses.

>> No.71075218

Isn't that the whole point of assault weapons?

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I'm hoping to actually give these guys a chance to play soon, we're aiming at a new campaign when one of the boys is back in town now that our last one is wrapped up/

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>> No.71075231
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> Female Tau
> dermis hairless
> reproductive anatomy show remarkable similarity

>> No.71075235

I may or may not have written up an entire forgeworld out of hatred for that “character”

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Need to build a smasha gun, then paint everything, and finish converting the boys to deathskulls.

500 points of orks :)

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>> No.71075259

To be fair when your empire is suddenly on the brink of total ruin, as well as facing the possibility that the entire galaxy will go to shit if you don’t act, suddenly making new Space Marines and siding with the Space Elves suddenly looks promising.

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>> No.71075270

What is the joke here?

>> No.71075273

You silly goose, units that Advanced this turn cannot be picked to shoot! Doesn't matter what weapons they have, since the rules dictated order of actions is "pick a unit, THEN pick weapons". You simply cannot reach the stage of choosing the assault weapon.

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Game from over the weekend. Deep Striked Sanguinary Guard and an Ancient against Flamer Aggressors. Used the 3d6 charge stratagem, rolled 3 1s. I knew I should have brought the reroll charge relic. Lost the game.

>> No.71075279

Cawl is based, the Mechanicus are retarded and deserve to stew in impotent rage. God, I love Cawl just for how much I hate the Mechanicus.

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>Post games

>> No.71075286

>t. Necron

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>> No.71075293

I've never understood the joke of this image. Is this a Necron thing that I'm just too Tzeentchian to understand?

>> No.71075302

Newfag detected.

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>> No.71075314

It's not a necron joke its a 4chan joke you are too new to understand.

>> No.71075315
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Is it viable to field a GSC army that's 95% cult and 5% genestealer?

IE, just the trucks, bikes, neophytes, IG shit, etc? I don't care much for the outwardly xenos units but I love the industrial/mad max warband shit going on with the rest of them.

Does anyone have good examples of helmeted neophytes, or other headswaps? It makes a lot more sense for them to be helmeted/hooded than not.

>> No.71075318

Are Death Guard any fun to play? or should I stick to Admech? I feel like my Admech are just too squishy, and I want a tougher army that can take a beating, and slug it out.

>> No.71075322

Newfags can't triforce

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>> No.71075327

Ah. This clears things up.

>> No.71075331

Looking to start 40k only ever played kill team & elites. I have tried AM, wondering if i should just go them for 40k? Any good armies for new players or armies to avoid?

>> No.71075333

>dermis hairless
'Hair' analogue protein fiber extruded from dermis

>Subject's anatomy suggests a highly developed species of analogous physical durability to mankind. Physical structure, general organic processes and reproductive anatomy all show remarkable similarities. Is this racial parallelism purely coincidental?
>reproductive anatomy show remarkable similarites
i.e. similarity to humans

>> No.71075336

Its ideal.

>> No.71075337

BS4+ Heavy Bolters

>> No.71075363

What you’re suggesting is effectively a guard army with more options. It is more than possible

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>> No.71075373

Honestly just one unit of Purestrain Genestealers for that melee dominance and the rest as shooty GSCs is perfectly viable.

>> No.71075374

Astra Militarum or Adeptus Mechanicus?

>> No.71075375

Noob here. I'm a bit unclear about what the downsides of combining factions are. What are the downsides of screening a smash captain with Guardsmen to toss across the field onto objectives?

>> No.71075376

Vehicles are shit, but ridge runner cars, bikes and neophyte are good enough.
Biker HQ + hive cult WT and runners are decent enough.
Neophytes with Mining laser, sismic, Webber are good enough when you are running 4+ squads with their biker HQ and the cult that removes penalties for moving with heavy weapon

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I wanted him to look like a Vet from Devastation of Baal so the idea of a Tyranid skin helmet seemed genius to me at the time.
Wish I had of known better.

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>> No.71075390

I mean GSC armies today are like 3 Acolyte squads and the rest is Neophytes and Brood Brothers. Patriarch is there to prevent moral and give WT to a Primus and Magus

>> No.71075392

I know that feel anon.

>> No.71075393

Astra Militarum, forgot have tried Death Guard, but I didn't find them that fun atleast in Kill Team

>> No.71075399

Are DAngle flamer speeders worth running? 14" autohits seems okay?

>> No.71075404

Smash captain will move faster than the guardsmen, because you should be taking him with a jump pack.
Guardsmen are easy to kill, good screens mind you.
Space marines only get doctrines when they don't soup.

>> No.71075408

You lose any army specific rules like SM doctrines and each faction needs its own detachment but other than that, nothing really.

>> No.71075410

Congrats, you just realized the fundamental problem of 8th

>> No.71075412

Guard is typically called "IG" because it's the correct faction name and avoids confusion.

>> No.71075415
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Tauroxes would look cooler as halftracks

>> No.71075420

From a distance it looks like a fluffy unicorn helmet.

>> No.71075423

bring snipers

>> No.71075424

*laughs in Move, Move, Move*

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>> No.71075432

I know

>> No.71075438

Oh course!
Wait wait, not every army HAS snipers.

>> No.71075442

one of the mega links is missing from op

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>> No.71075448

With regard to mixing within individual detachments there's a matched play rule that restricts mixing with too general of keywords (i.e. Imperial, Aeldari, etc.). Further the mixing within detachments that is allowed can still cause you to lose your Chapter Tactics style rules. More commonly, people include detachments from different factions within armies, and for older armies there's basically no downside to that. Though newer books have started to include rules (Marine doctrines, Sister Sacred Rites) that you only get if your entire army is purely one faction.

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>Laughs in sniper troops

>> No.71075451

play an army with snipers

>> No.71075461

Marines have snipers, so 60% of the armies you play against will have snipers

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post games?

>> No.71075477

>tfw Guard native sniping is mediocre, either command squads or Ratlings who die to a stiff breeze


>> No.71075479

My marines don't have snipers.

>> No.71075492

Is that a kill team arena board or a necromunda board?

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>> No.71075504
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Decided to get into Guard and test out some paint schemes. Going to see how Roman guardsmen (red tunics, metallic armor) look. Dunno what I'd do for tanks if I like the look, maybe I'll have to look into how Romans and Greeks decorated their war galleys

>> No.71075508

looks pretty kino, i think ill have to find one.

>> No.71075510

That mastodon will never not make me mad

>> No.71075518

If you have assault weapons, you still can shoot after advancing. It's just -1 to your hitrolls

>> No.71075519

the tiles on the far right are from overkill but they match up okay

>> No.71075521

gw police killed it

>> No.71075522

i think that just mean no body hairs

>> No.71075527

It occurs to me that there is probably an artboy oddboy breed in ork society responsible for drawing all the glyphs, paintjobs, carving banners and bossnobs, ect.

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Newfags detected

>> No.71075536

I wish 8e had taken more from Epic Armageddon than AoS. I don't hate AoS, but Epic just elegantly handled a lot of things while still feeling like 40k.

And seeing a unit enveloped in cool blast markers is pretty kino.

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Vostroyans are often done that way and it looks good.

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>Going to see how Roman guardsmen look
Check out Severan Dominate art.

>> No.71075559

Don't argue with it
Its one of those brainlets that can't understand some rules supercede other rules.

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> Eldar
> no body fat
D-does that mean that big tities / hips / ass thicc Eldar gf are just a myth ?

>> No.71075572

Yes. That's my point. The dude seemed to be implying they didn't have hair. But they do, albeit it's cosmetic head hair. But that's all people cared about. No one was posting about thick Tau bush.

>> No.71075573

theyre robo dogs, you dingus

>> No.71075576
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>not linen fatigues and bronze body armor

Do you even οθισμος, bro?

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>> No.71075591

Who are the coolest Loyalist Space marines?

t. looking to get into their fluff

>> No.71075592

Not canon; Tau ethereal's don't have that gem, and it's feet aren't cloven.

>> No.71075595
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Nope. RAW you cannot choose to shoot with a unit that advanced, period. The weapons don't actually matter until after you have chosen the unit and you can't do that if the unit advanced. This is simply how the rules are written. There is a set order of actions you have to follow and if you do - Assault weapons cannot fire after advancing, since they allow MODELS to do so, but don't say anything about the UNIT.

>> No.71075611

what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.71075613

Stop responding to trolls.

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>> No.71075622

Aren't the flamer heads dogs and the non-flamer heads horses?

>> No.71075623

Iron Snakes

>> No.71075624

Alpha Legion

>> No.71075625
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Do they ever release the exclusive jap models outside of Japan or do I have to pay the gougers tax for these beauties?

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>> No.71075628

Xenology is old and weird. Don't take it too seriously.

>> No.71075635

It's not actually my point of view, I'm just following the trail of thought of the actual legitimate MTG autist that came up with it first. It is an interesting conversation piece though. Highlights the shitty way GW writes even their most basic rules.

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>> No.71075656

You just know Robby G wasn't particularly offended that they didn't follow the tenets of the Codex Astartes.

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>> No.71075663

Yeah series 1 and 2 of space marine heroes are out worldwide. Its just a matter of time.

>> No.71075664

GW might want to have their lawyers read through the rules from time to time to clean up obvious wording issues.

>> No.71075666

No and the High Lords knew they were going above 1000 marines so Guilliman did too so honestly Guilliman doesnt care anymore about that considering his reaction to it was give Helbrecht even more marines.

>> No.71075670

One reason I like the idea of a black templar force, is that you can easily think of whatever collection you currently have as the entirety of a "cursade" which appeals to my autism. I like to have the entirety of whatever organizational force it is I'm collecting.

>> No.71075675

Japan likes 40k? Out of curiosity, does China?

>> No.71075676

Hello my children, it's been awhile.
what should we learn about today?

>> No.71075679

they'll get released eventually, but probably not to a GW store. I got series 2 from barnes and noble, and some targets carry them if you're in the US.

>> No.71075683

Badab War!

>> No.71075688

I heard they have a rapidly expanding nurgle fanbase.

>> No.71075692

What would be a fluffy reason for having Black Legion, Khorne Berzerkers and Thousand Sons rubric marines in the same army?

>> No.71075697

The Word of Lorgar

>> No.71075698

I'm just amused at Big G's nonchalance about the Codex. He's keeps saying "I wrote it as good advice I thought you guys would find useful, but it's not like it's holy scripture or anything," but nobody believes him.

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>> No.71075713

Post revival Bobby is pretty likable

>> No.71075714

Xenology is written within the 40k universe by a rogue inquisitor and is being investigated by another inquisitor. I believe the author goes mad towards the end.

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It only specifies it around the neck and vertebrae.
So, there could be elsewhere.
Or there's more sexual dimorphism.
Or the researcher literally says he doesn't understand Eldar.
Or Xenology is questionably canon.

It's 40K. Your dudes can be whatever you want them to be. If you want a big tiddy banshee gf, you can have a whole army of them.

Though this makes me wonder. Has anyone greenstuff'd some banshees with bigger knockers just because?
Especially if it's just one in the army who's very self-conscious about her figure.

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I shouldn't laugh but

>> No.71075735

Too bad. We are gonna learn about the marines malevolent.

The Marines Malevolent are a Space Marine Chapter in Warhammer 40,000. They have only two real defining characteristics beyond their piss-hued Ceramite: they are complete assholes (even by WH40k standards), and they hate (and are hated by) the Salamanders, which is probably related to the first point. It may also be related to their unique approach to hostage situations (hint: it involves Whirlwinds). They're such super massive assholes that, if their douchebaggery manifested in reality, it would be as a Warp Rift which would collapse in on itself and sucks in the entire universe. Imagine Angry Marines but with all the anger, rage, and lolrandom cursing replaced with passive-aggressiveness, zero empathy, and complete dickishness. They're pretty much the poster boys of everything bad about the Imperium rolled into one collection of chucklefucks. Between that and the name, they're collectively the Goge Vandire of Space Marine Chapters: almost comically evil, comically dickish, and overtly malignant... except that the Imperium eventually "solved" their Goge problem, at least.

>> No.71075745

They have a shortage of power armour (pissing off the Adeptus Mechanicus tends to have that effect), so they use whatever parts of it they can find. In the novel Salamander by Nick Kyme, they even steal some from an abandoned forge ship. Not only do they justify such acts by necessity born of their own infamy, but also by their sheer contempt for anyone who is inferior not them. This, coupled with their aforementioned lack of empathy, means they show outright scorn towards the common people of the Imperium, and won't bat an eye at slaughtering confirmed faithful humans to accomplish their goals, such as wading through the unclean masses in their spikiest boots on their way to convert the Ministorum orphanage into a new firing range.

Most Chapters such as the Imperial Fists or Ultramarines regard casualties, particularly those of the collateral nature, to be unfortunate but largely unavoidable. Yes, many civilians and Guardsmen died during the orks' assault on the hive, but had we not fought the xenos there, many more would be dead. Civilian casualties should be avoided but the mission always comes first.

A few Chapters such as the Salamanders, Lamenters (The counterpart to the Marines Malevolent in many ways, being poorly equipped and distrusted by the Imperium at large, but also being genuinely compassionate to regular humans as opposed to these dickwads), and the Space Wolves go out of their way to minimize casualties. Battle-brothers, we few are all that stand between the heretics and the refugee camp behind us. The PDF and the Guard have not the men to spare to protect this place as they withdraw themselves. But curses upon ourselves and our Chapter if we allow that degenerate rabble to harm the Emperor's faithful!

But then we have the Marines Malevolent; their attitude is that the dead are worthy of contempt, for they were too weak to live, and if the wounded suffer, then it is likewise because they are wretchedly weak. Help, Guardsman? No.

>> No.71075751

At this point, with the amount of hatred the Chapter has garnered, it's pretty amazing in and of itself that several other, cooler Chapters don't just petition the High Lords to disband them and give the armour and weapons to other Chapters who don't shit themselves laughing after launching artillery at a refugee camp. Hell, since the Imperium is so bumfuck retarded, they could probably get away with being stamped as 'Traitors' for killing civilians for no reason (ooh, some Kommandos are nearby. It'd be nice if we had some sort of low-key, un-Power Armoured marine who has been trained in stealth and reconnaissance to go and take them out).

And should that happen, I can't think of too many Chapters who would turn down the chance to kick the Marines Malevolent in their collective dicks. Especially if the Minotaurs and SPESS SHARKSH!!! happen to be in the area. One of the Malevolents challenged a Black Templar to an honor duel, just so he could take the Templar's armor when he won, so the Templars would probably be first in line as well.

They even blackmailed a First Founding Chapter Master to the point that he had to physically restrain himself from smacking the fuck out of the Malevolent representative. When the two met again at the end of the Third Armageddon campaign, said Chapter Master openly insulted the Malevolent Captain (after he beat the ever-living fuck out of him in private) in front of the entire army, causing much sniggering amongst the nearer Guardsmen and earning the Chapter Master (Tu'Shan) the title Hero of Armageddon.

>> No.71075752

Cato keeps reflexively cringing when Rowboat sits down on his throne because it was a prized holy relic of their chapter for ten thousand years, but for Big G it's just his own fucking chair.

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>> No.71075759

I like him too. Theres a part in the first or second Dark Imperium book where Him and Cato are in a room and Guilliman makes an honest joke and Cato think hes serious.

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Nigger why are you copypasting 1d4c articles like anyone gives a fuck?

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You want angry space vampires whose Primarch 1v1s greater daemons and who Horus was second choice to by the Chaos gods?

>> No.71075766

BS4+ multimeltas

>> No.71075772

That's not canon, and the art is itself incorrect as >>71075592 says here.

>> No.71075775

When a planetary governor requests my aid for some kind of infestation, should I clear the whole system or just save their planet and move on?

>> No.71075776

He made the new post-DI books a lot of fun.

>> No.71075791

Which books are these?

>> No.71075796

Newfag spotted. That is 1d4chananon. I thougt we were free from his autism

>> No.71075798 [SPOILER] 
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FUCK the marines malevolent

>> No.71075800
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Only in charge of half of the galaxy in current lore

>> No.71075816

Depends on the nature of the infestation and the value of the other planets in the system. Orks? Eh, just deal with the major WAAAGH! and don't worry about the rest of the system. You'll never get them all, but as long as you can get them down to a manageable level let the PDF pick up the slack.

Genestealers? Gotta pretty much glass the planet, go through the adjacent ones with a fine tooth comb. Even then odds are as long as there are people breathing you probably missed one and will have to deal with this shit again, better off just killing everyone, writing off the planet as an acceptable loss before it draws in a fucking Hive Fleet.

>> No.71075817


But what about the PRIMARIS MALEVOLENT???

>> No.71075821
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>> No.71075831

fuck off messiah complex faggot

>> No.71075835

Are Caul and Girlyman stupid enough to give the MM's Primaris?

>> No.71075837

Armor of Fate by Guy Haley.

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>> No.71075842

She was in Commoragh for a while. You just know one of the more common surgeries from the haemonculi is fake tits

>> No.71075845

I only browse the threat intermittently. I both am and am not a newfag.

>> No.71075847

Interesting, any idea on how long that took? I know these models came out in the fall over there

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>> No.71075873


I mean, Cawl? He’d do it for shits and giggles.

>> No.71075880

I actually really like the thought of this.
It's a little detail that just makes sense.

>> No.71075891

that's all bushel and you know it

>> No.71075901

As much as I hate the fact that Black Library brought back a primarch, it did result in a lot of fun moments like this.

>> No.71075919

Put it on with the smallest bit of blue tac, send GW customer service a pic about how their shitty instruction booklet was wrong and now you’ve assembled it wrong. See if they send you free shit.

>> No.71075929

I thought the Nurgle scenes were breddy good too

>> No.71075936

Those are airholes in the seismic gun, they make the seismic sound cover more area

>> No.71075937
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Fuck im getting tired of painting these little shits

Orange are done, yellow are proxies that are done.

>> No.71075969

No but they acquired them anyway. See the Custodes Codex.

>> No.71075981

What am I looking at here, as in: what is up with it?

>> No.71075987

Death Guard are my favorite of my two armies to play. Now granted that's mostly because my Ork army was just built based on whatever looked cool and not what was actually good (or legal), but they're still loads of fun to play imo. That however could be because my main 40K buddy plays guard and our matches tend to be slug fests to see if my army's endurance can outlast his massive number of bodies.

>> No.71075988

The guns are mislabeled

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>> No.71076002

Lol, that's only like 500pts of your army and costs $400 USD.

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>> No.71076023

Should we ban Necrons! Anon, or try to get him banned? Feels like avatarfagging to me.

>> No.71076027

seethe more mon keigh, Yvraine is 100% natural and made for the big Patriarch ovipositor

>> No.71076031

How would you fix chaos space marines the unit

>> No.71076036
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Not worth the time and effort, ban evasion is simple.

>> No.71076039

Why don't the white scars have jetbikes? Could I make jet bike space Marines?

>> No.71076041
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I really need to paint more.

>> No.71076044

>talking about someone behind their back
>snitching to the mods
What are ya, a fag

>> No.71076050


>> No.71076054

is the rupture cannon worth it tyranid bros? I really like the idea of using the biggest possible tyrnaid gun there is.

>> No.71076058
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>> No.71076059
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>implying there's not multiple people doing the same thing because it's familiar
You don't understand coziness.

>> No.71076061

An additional wound and attack.

>> No.71076065

Sacrifice 2 CSM to summon a greater demon for a couple turns.

>> No.71076066

I would but my only pic quality sucks and my painting sucks too.

>> No.71076074

The Custodes and probably the Dark Angels are the only ones who still know how to make them, at least until Cawl makes primaris grav-bikes or whatever.

>> No.71076080

It's the same image name, same edit. Even was months/years ago when it first happened. I checked.

>> No.71076143

nah, he's alright
also you don't know what avatarfagging actually is you fag

>> No.71076150


My thought is an Aspiring Sorcerer gathering mall amounts of chaos warbands together for usual Tzeentch secrets and schemes, but I’m not too sure how fluffy that would be.

I kinda want the zerkers to be World Eaters, but I’m not sure if they’re good to be working with Thousand Sons.

>> No.71076161

adding a 205 point inquisition detachment to my admech army what do you think anons
Inquisitor (any ordo)
inquisitorial mandate
formidable resolve
combi melta

acolyte w/combimelta (any ordo)
acolyte w/combimelta (any ordo)
acolyte w/combimelta (any ordo)
jokero weaponsmith (any ordo)
jokero weaponsmith (any ordo)
jokero weaponsmith (any ordo)

>> No.71076164

kronos spearhead
malanthrope HQ
malaceptor for encephalic diffusion stratagem and symbiostorm psychic power
2 exocrines
tyrannofex with rupture cannon
cluster it all within 6" of the malanthrope and maleceptor
you're now a dick

>> No.71076183

>you're now a dick

To be fair, its not like tyranids are at the top of the pack atm.

>> No.71076196

It is admittedly strange that the Ravenwing somehow managed to keep a hold of jetbike tech and yet the main BIKES legion somehow lost their access to it.
Perhaps there was a huge campaign that made them lose them and they couldn't go to the Mechanicus for more, though it begs the quandry of okay, the Imperium lost the ability to make jetbikes perhaps outside of the Custodes who are seperate from the outer Imperium's doings.
Yet the Ravenwing alone happen to be big enough keepers of their toys to not wreck all theirs and they're still running.

>> No.71076199

honestly they have a lot of potential and mostly suffer under ITC rules and because waacfags dont want to paint 90 hormagaunts or move 120 models

>> No.71076200

anybody have the inquisition WD article

>> No.71076208

If no-one else has it I can possibly dig my copy out and photograph it for you.

>> No.71076212

>Nid castle
>when IH, IF, and Eldar castles exist

>> No.71076222

nid players are warhammer's dungeon masters and they must be held to a higher standard

>> No.71076227

Should be in the MEGA in OP's post.

>> No.71076236
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>post big tiddy eldar

Sure thing

>> No.71076251

>necron gf
>narcoleptic, falls asleep in odd places but her favorite if where you are
>wants you to undergo biotransferance so you can stay with her forever
>glows in the dark
>has flayer tendencies, gives you little nibbles and comments on how you need to moisturize more often
>has scarabs following you wherever you go, obviously to keep you safe
>And not to see you shower

>> No.71076255

balloon tits are for trannies

>> No.71076262 [DELETED] 

I’d drop whatever you need to and grab a jokaero so that you can proxy a techpriest kitbash and have the inquisition boys fit in slightly better with the army as a whole

>> No.71076292

can't find it in the mega

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>> No.71076322

More sold on the Craftworld Eldar gf from this post.
Wouldn't mind more details on her.
On-topic, my mate who plays T'au has picked up the new PA and also the new Shadowsun. I still need to ask what /hisdudes/ are past that.

>> No.71076358

Codex mega got BTFO

>> No.71076369

Hah look at this looser! He's in 40kg but doesn't have any models! Point at him and laugh!

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>> No.71076401

I've got most of the contents of the old rules mega up in the audio mega, which will be rebranded as The Black Library soon. Not sure if that one is in there but you can check.

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>> No.71076429

Doing the Emperor's work anon! You should put all the audio dramas and BL books in there too, then we'll have one mighty mega of all things that retards can't find and post to facebook.

>> No.71076448

Oh shit didn't see that it was back up, sweet. You should throw all of PDF anon's pdfs in there too.

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>> No.71076464
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nice dread

>> No.71076467


Somewhere out there is the anon that maintained the old mega, wonder what happened to him.

>> No.71076469

Am I the only one who feels like Age of Sigmar has a lot more energy than 40k? They keep getting new armies, and their new stuff has so much creativity.
Meanwhile we're all just hoping for replacement models for the old kits, and Psychic Awakening is a long, drawn-out, disappointing fart

>> No.71076492

>IW Noise Marine

Are Iron Warriors capable of having enough fun to worship Slaamesh?

>> No.71076493
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Hmm, this is the best painted example I can find of what i'm looking for. I think vanguard helmets would be the way to go.

>> No.71076500

DA have a secret stash of STCs in the Rock they don't share with anyone. Scars don't. So when xenos/chaos/whatever made the Imperium lose the STC for gravbikes only DA kept the ability to make them. And even then, they only kept one visible.

>> No.71076508
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age of shitmar is a specialist game for dorks AT BEST
the primary audience is 40k chads girlfriends who just like the models

>> No.71076515

I run him as a Chaos Lord with a power axe, leads my IW warband, the Pit Lords

>> No.71076522

Redpill me on the DA's are they cool, or are they for kids?

>> No.71076528

I think most girls prefer the fantasy models to the space marines.

>> No.71076533

DA are openly gay and closeted traitors.

>> No.71076541
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>look at his KNEES
>oh no no no

>> No.71076559

>add more
Planning on it. My internet connection is balls, but I'm slowly going to add everything from all the megas (including the 2 old audio megas, which I have almost everything saved from). I'm also thinking about scanning all my dad's old White Dwarfs (roughly 1997-2004), but I'd have to haul them all in to the local library since my scanner is tiny and kinda shit.

He probably gave up on making new ones. I know I almost ragequit the fourth time I had to make a new mega because some dipshit put it in the OP, then it went to facebook. I haven't had to remake it in a while, but its getting like a third as many DLs as it used to. Thinking about switching to an email distribution, seems to work okay for recasters.

>> No.71076561
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nice glow

>> No.71076569

Not that anon, though the one they replied to.
Dark Angels were the first Marines I fell for, they have cool lore and in 3rd when it first came out, the first version I played, my first army was a Deathwing Terminator last-stand gunline one.
Even now, the Deathwing Knights are some of my fave models (though we never had those in y2000).

>> No.71076570

>are they for kids
Homie its a tabletop army man game, literally no choice is childish if any of them aren't.

>> No.71076573
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they are the best boys, which is why they take the most heat. dark angels are cool, they have style, they dont take any shit and they shred on the tabletop. other marines just cant compete, we feel bad for them. but hey, it's lonely at the top.

>> No.71076578

Maybe just get it into da archive and newfriends can go fuck themselves.

>> No.71076583


The audio mega is back? Link

>> No.71076588

>Acts all high and mighty in public
>Makes claims about how eldar are superior women are compared to human women
>She comments on how you made the right choice being with her
>She reads your mind and makes vague comments on your more deeper thoughts
>Looks into the future and makes sure you dont get hurt
>She talks down to you when she explains things when you're confused by typical eldar bullshit
>When you're alone in either of your homes she's grabby
>She likes to carry you around, stating she feels more comfortable with you in her arms after not being as physical as she wanted to be in public
>She likes to brush her hands through your hair
>She lets you use her lap as a pillow and does the above line
>In bed you get bruised pelvis bones from her furious lovemaking

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>> No.71076613

DA's were cool back in 2nd ed. The detailed Horus Heresy background turned them into dumbasses.

>> No.71076616

Pass, she sounds like kind of a bitch tbqh

>> No.71076625

crimson fists, the true underdogs. a second founding chapter with a lot of heart, and lots of books all about them.

>> No.71076633

No fuck you, retards begging for the link is half the problem.

If you're too new to find it then pay the retard tax.

>> No.71076634

Is it just me, or are Tallarn the best regiment for tanks because they can Ambush to save the heavy hitters from alpha strikes, get full value out of sponsoons, and can reverse out of sight after shooting?

>> No.71076639
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Thank ya kindly, I quite like the dude and hope he gets a lil boost with those PA books but in the meantime I'll get him some company with another dread soon as I can paint again.

>> No.71076650

Dude you should totally buy the premium megashare thing that lets you migrate your content to different links. Then once in a great while, on a tuesday at 3:24 AM or something the doors to your Black Library open, letting anons raid it for its secrets, only to have it disappear by morning's light.

>> No.71076670

Bitch. >:(

I bet you can't find it either.

>> No.71076673

but where will we get outdated old codex.

>> No.71076684

Dude, is there a guide for that cream white?

>> No.71076719

If you want to be mobile sure. Catachan/Custom are typically better for artillery and the Vostroyan stratagem can nice to buff a Superheavy. Vostroyans also make good use of the newly buffed Demolisher with the max shots stratagem due to the extra range.

>> No.71076739
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Post big tittied orks

>> No.71076745

This, I find the old material really cool and didn't save it like an idiot

>> No.71076757
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I need help. I'm creating my first army, imperial guard, that consists of some lads from a salt flat desert planet called Salis and yes, it exports metric fuck tons of salt. It's trade routes are raided by Dark Eldar, pirates, and traitors from the dreaded eye consistently due to its distance from the wider imperium. I have the cash and time to paint but have no idea where to start besides autistic fluff.

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>> No.71076766
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Which Primarch is the best chef?

>> No.71076773


It's only heresy if you get caught and your accuser has a bigger army than you do.

>> No.71076777

Vulcan if you like very well done

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>> No.71076786

Well Russ is the only primarch I can even recall ever eating, so... Probably Fulgrim. It's worth noting that Guilliman, Russ, and Sanguinius all had appreciation for fine wine, so maybe them?

>> No.71076791
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>literally not a single new tyranid model released in 8th
>1 necron model released in 8th
>not a single new dark eldar, eldar released in 8th
>not a single new tau model (not that they need it)
>no world eater's
>no emperor's children
>IG, Eldar and orks still suffering with old fuck models

do these stupid faggots not realize that if you don't advertise and release and support non-SM or ad-mech armies no one is gonna fucking buy them?

>> No.71076802

The real Ancient Doom was the Eldar's model line all along

>> No.71076821

>drooling retard continues to not understand the concept of release windows

>> No.71076822

howling banshees, named exarch meme, drazhar and incubi are new models dipshit

>> No.71076843

Oh it's nothing special for that the light might be making it seem better than what it is. It's just Rakarth Flesh with some Pallid Wych Flesh highlights for the edge bits on the tank and Athonian Camoshade for shading. Basically just the Weeping Legion color scheme, real simple but real reliable.

>> No.71076856

Space Marine release window is all of the time.

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>> No.71076862

I was in that thread when the anon who posted it was getting eviscerated.

>> No.71076866

I should have used the word 'original' and not new.

Also those are the only models the Eldar will see for the 4 years.

>> No.71076879

Who sells good resin replacement heads?

>> No.71076885

I buy all mine from various dudes on shapeways.

>> No.71076886

>3rd Party Pastebin:

>> No.71076889

Malcadors are cool, but man those FW prices are crazy.

>> No.71076908

Should I use movement trays for Guard? Or is screening to keep deep strikers off the big guns important enough that you want to optimize like that

>> No.71076913
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https://imgur.com/gallery/OHOHNKB for how

>> No.71076921

Yes. Because majority of the playerbase plays space marines. But during this background marine release noise entire factions get reworks, updates and new models. Plastic Deldar are great, GSC were a smash hit, there were releases of AoS shit with new factions, LoTR game, specialist games for 40k.
40k is not the single thing GW does.

>> No.71076953

...is that a wooden Valkyrie?

>> No.71076961

How do i lewd warhammer waifus without dying or losing my soul?

>> No.71076992

2017 - 8th and Primaris launch
2018 - Ork Vehicles, Kill Team, Knights,
2019 - Genestealer Cults, Knights, Marine Refresh - specialty games like Kill Team, Apocalypse,
2020 - Sisters of Battle

Maybe we'll see Xenos soon but it's more likely we'll see a new Chaos army or maybe a space marine primarch IMO if there are gonna be any major releases

>> No.71077003

Extend the fluff into the logical ways such a group’s military might function then determine how to represent it on the tabletop, and don’t be afraid of counts-as models or things using legends data sheets

>> No.71077004
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I'm considering selling off my enormous guard army. I've had them for over 15 years. Pic related is maybe 1/4 of the models I've got. Trips decides my guardsmen fate

>> No.71077017

You can always just pop a unit out of its tray if you want to actually do something more flexible you know

>> No.71077020

glue them all together in a huge ball and roll it into your nearest gw, as a commentary on the state of the game

>> No.71077035

do this

>> No.71077036

>Unironically playing matched

>> No.71077037

Paint swastikas on them then sell on ebay

>> No.71077040

Not gonna be trips but do >>71077020

>> No.71077041


Hell yeah, love the roller derby goth look.

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>> No.71077057

Battle cannon in pooper

>> No.71077061

Give all of them to me.

>> No.71077062

Cum jar

>> No.71077064
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Dark Angels
>hunt down traitors
>their primarch punched Russ for being a faggot in the middle of a fight
>use of plasma and bikes
>deathwing and ravenwing
>wear robes over power armor

>> No.71077072

Keep them and start another army the same size. Preferably Xenos.

>> No.71077073

Oh and use an Earthshaker cannon as a sounding rod

>> No.71077094

Trips is way too high a bar

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>> No.71077103

Hot glue a chimera and give it to the first girl you see at your lgs

>> No.71077105

My nigga

>> No.71077108

Stick em up your but

>> No.71077110

Are the FW turrets legit or recast?

>> No.71077114

That actually doesn't look too bad, I think they should either be a bit shorter or a bit longer.

>> No.71077115

>BL in general
Nigga, no

>> No.71077117
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Maybe I just want someone to tell me to keep them ;_;

>> No.71077121

Grind it all up in with a kitchen mixer

Add a gallon of thin plastic glue

Then drink it

>> No.71077124

Glue them into a ball and play the rest of your games with a katamari army instead.

>> No.71077130
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That is a legit fw hydra. The russ fw turrets are a mix of legit and recast. I have 12 of them

>> No.71077136

they're great anon

>> No.71077141
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Plastic when?

>> No.71077147

8th is literally the best game theyve made so far and if you disagree youre obese

>> No.71077151

Why would you even continue fighting as a chaos space marine in that fight? You are facing down a primarch with the sword of the emperor. Just run!

>> No.71077152

There's something about how receptive FW stuff is to being painted realistically that doesn't really work for GW models proper. I don't know how to explain it.

>> No.71077163

>implying rolling your ball of shit around your opponent isn't appropriate for guardsman

>> No.71077179

Together, they still have a chance to take him down. Primarchs are powerful, but not immortal except for daemon primarchs, of course.
A clever approach would be rushing in as a group, have a couple try and constrict the movement of limbs and the rest try to stab him in the neck, head or eyes.

>> No.71077193

4e tho

>> No.71077205

You keep them in your collection.

>> No.71077206

Actually makes them a little better. I like top right

>> No.71077222

Maybe when they get around to a plastic Techmarine

>> No.71077224

Anon, would that even work? Jesus Christ according to the fluff a primarch is a one man army and guilimans arm cannon kills chaos marines like a nid venom cannon pops grots.

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>> No.71077235
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What are you on, mind sharing?

I could do with something strong to get me delusional

>> No.71077236

>update ever single special marine HQ but the tech marine as a primaris
Why did they do this?

>> No.71077246

It's better than 7e, although my favorite will be 5e sans GK

>> No.71077252

No, I'm being serious

>> No.71077256

Cawl is feeling petty

>> No.71077257

Homosexual primarch. Spend more time looking for a chaos cult that doesn’t exist than fighting for the imperium.

>> No.71077259

gay and traitor-pilled

>> No.71077262

Fuck off Russ

>> No.71077266

Ambushing means giving up double turret shoot unless you use the vigilus strat.

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>> No.71077273

>I never played before 2010

>> No.71077278

We have the top half of a primaris techmarine in repulsor sprues.

>> No.71077284

I can't locate the Inquisition mini dex pdf or the November White Dwarf pdf.

Can anyone post a link?

>> No.71077292

Early HH series Horus himself got close to dragged down by a horde of plague bearers.

That was before primarchs started bench pressing titans, hurling melee weapons to take down aircraft, deflecting sniper fire with their skulls and considering getting hit by a plasma annihilator "getting a tan" though.

>> No.71077310

Keep them. Put them in a cardboard box in your attic if need be, but hang onto the damn things for either future or or for your offspring to use. If only as a proud reminder of the effort you put into the models.

>> No.71077321

You are mistaken, I am Infact an Alpha Legion disinformation agent.

*tips hydra tattoo*

>> No.71077325

Keep. Use as a trainer army so that you can trick normals into trying the game itself before getting scared off by model prices and assembly

>> No.71077338

Hang onto it. A guard army is the perfect jobber/hero army to compliment any other factions you collect

>> No.71077339

I've only played 2e, 3e and 8e, and 8e is my second favourite.

>> No.71077369

Top right and top middle aren’t bad, nor is the gas mask but that one’s not much of an achievement. The rest are almost intentionally shit

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Ok boomer

>> No.71077374
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Who's gonna win?

>> No.71077381

Finished the Eisenhorn trilogy. Man, I was not expecting it to get so Shadow the Hedgehog in the last half of book 3. I thought Fischig would salvage Eisenhorn in the end. Instead he got royally shit on, made to look like an idiot, had his corpse defiled and then Eisenhorn spent the climax making epic funny quips to his pet daemon while it possessed Fischig's body. I get ambiguity but it was painted exactly as "there are only puritans, who are retards or the REAL heretics in disguise, and radicals who fall eventually, unless they're badass like my OC," with the implication that because Eisenhorn burned the book, he won't fall like Quixos did while enjoying all of the daemon-consorting he wants For The Emprah™

>> No.71077400

Probably the fucking lichtor m8

>> No.71077402

Catachan. And I mean the planet itself.

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>> No.71077411

Sounds fucking gay, thanks I won’t waste my time reading this blackedtm fanlore shite

>> No.71077417

>the indian male is not bad
What the hell is wrong with you

>> No.71077418

Lictor 99/100 times. Its shell is bolter resistabt and its strength and talons strong enough to bring down a marine. Unless there is a Catachan with a meltagun hiding in the background, he is dead.

>> No.71077429

>heh, nothing personal kid

>> No.71077448

i played orks in 2001 retard, the game is the best its ever been and you're just 500 lbs complaining on the computer because you cant handle something you like being popular

>> No.71077449

tyranids could take it

>> No.71077450

In the end? Necrons I imagine. But that doesn’t mean the other races won’t be alive. Just part of a galaxy spanning immortal empire with the Necrons in new immortal flesh-necro synthesis bodies where they’ll have reclaimed their souls. They’ll likely close off and scourge the warp from reality and live in an eternal techno paradise. At least for large tracts of the cosmos.

If that doesn’t happen then probably the Orks, but to some extent they’ve already won as the state of the galaxy doesn’t trouble them even slightly and as a whole they can’t even remotely be overcome.

>> No.71077464

Thanks bro

>> No.71077465

I think it showed the progression of a renegade Inquisitor pretty nicely. Eisenhorn starts from just not being all gung-ho about purging heresy to outright ultra-verbotten daemon rituals and every step makes sense from his point of view. He is forced to make choices that even with good intentions have terrible consequences and gradually becomes more and more willing to resort to heresy. Exposure to warp fuckery literally corrupts him, not by making him grow tentacles, but by slowly eroding his resistance to partaking in it. It gives him power to do what is needed to be done, but he becomes waaay over-comfortable with sullying his hands in the end.

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>> No.71077489

Thanks anons

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8th is bloated with bullshit and lacks any amount of depth or anything interesting. Every model is basically just an infantry model.

Now, 3rd edition is where it's at. If they went back to it the game would be perfect.

>> No.71077508

>one hero means the lichtor with the drop on one guy will lose.

Okay retard

>> No.71077512


>Not knowing that Catachans are bullshit incarnate

>> No.71077516

I'm not talking about some minor detail you can ignore. The entire premise of Dark Angels as a chapter, their "super dark secret" and all the stupid shit they get up to in connection with it is fucked by how the legions turned traitor in the Horus Heresy.

>> No.71077517

Wasn't that the edition of unkillable eldar skimmers? Or was it 4e?

>> No.71077528

dont read the 4th "eisenhorn" book. its 95% some literal who plant scientist and 5% eisenhorn. the ravenor books arent really worth it either

>> No.71077530

>8e is bloated
>the simplest most streamlined edition
literally 100% of the "bloat" is more options that are all hashed out in the list building phase. if you actually played before 8th youd know the game used to be an absolute slog with USRs and 16 books to flip through to remember minutae shit.
8e has the work done upfront before the match in the list writing phase. once you hit the table its time to play and the rules are on like 4 pages of a small packet.

>> No.71077533

4e was the immortal eldar skimmers

3e was eldar starcannon spam aka 'I have more str 6 ap 2 shots than you have models in your army'

>> No.71077538

Believe it was 4th. Only thing eldar vehicles got in 3rd was serpent shield limiting shots coming at it to strength 8

>> No.71077540

Posting Catachans is cheating, they're Green Berets made of Florida Men.

>> No.71077555

>16 books to flip through to remember minutae shit.

Anon... You described 8th

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That's the fun of them though.

>> No.71077577

>USRs bad

Come one, dude. There's a reason everybody still calls things like Disgustingly Resilient a FNP or Gravchute Insertion a Deep Strike.

>> No.71077583

The first two novels were solid, especially by BL standards. It's only the conclusion of the third that felt like it went off track, and also felt disjointed at times (like how the first half spends a great deal of time introducing his old gf, who proceeds to play a role that any generic skilled medic could fill).
The exact point I felt it went too far is when Fischig called in TWO puritans who just wanted to steal the daemonhost for themselves and acted like their dog throughout, then was shot like a dog and never received another sympathetic thought. You could say that last part is due to Eisenhorn's perspective, which is now totally unsympathetic to non-radicals, but it felt heavy-handed. Especially with the fucking daemonic quipping later.

>> No.71077589

Painting the cultists today made me realise my eye got worse.

>> No.71077590

Because they're fucking grognards that are trying to hold on to a relic of the past and spend their time gatekeeping

>> No.71077596

>not just memorising all the rules
>needing to flip through 16 books
t. brainlet

>> No.71077608

Maybe a dozen different names for the same thing scattered across the hundreds of printed material for 8e is the retarded thing, instead of just having a dozen USRs in one place in the BRB.

>> No.71077610

Or maybe it's easier to remember some rules with one term instead of having to describe what an ability does every time a unit has a differently named ability that does the same thing.

>> No.71077624

>tfw turned 38 this year
>eyes are going
>hands are starting to shake
>but have all the money i want to buy models
thanks life, when i could see and paint i could barely afford one army

>> No.71077637

Time to start commissioning shit.

>> No.71077667

Necrons? No, GW authors said it's Chaos. Necrons are incompetent.

>> No.71077668

You need a magnifying light and to just take it slower. There are assholes painting train dioramas and FoW models better than the best Crystal Brush painters well into their 80s. You can do it, Anon.

Or just do like >>71077637 says and pay for some young youtube stud to paint it for you.

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>thing has the same rules as five different other things but ten different names for "variety"

Also stratagems suck as much as your mom sucking my dick. Command point farming is gay as fuck. Lack of armour values is also fucking gay.

>> No.71077677

nah, half the fun of 40k is painting/converting, i think ill look into getting one of those magnifying lense with a light on that weird articulated arm. i just never started to feel old until recently and its bumming me out, i still feel like a 15 year old on the inside

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You're being trolled anon.

>> No.71077691

I just turned 37 this month, I know what you're saying.

>> No.71077711

>Still plays with toys meant for children

>> No.71077733

ah yes, the childrens toy that costs 1500 bucks in models, books, and various painting and modeling supplies. that kind of childrens toy

>> No.71077734

Everyone's gotta have a hobby. Yours is sucking dick, mine is 40k. Different strokes, ya know?

>> No.71077736

>i still feel like a 15 year old on the inside
I'm 31 and same desu senpai. Nether me nor my uni bros I chat with daily for more than 10 years have changed one bit.

>> No.71077741

That is a homophobic post anon, it's 2020 please apologise and delete it

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>> No.71077761

Not at all, I'm celebrating you for your choice.

>> No.71077766
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>Play a simple ork army
>Use one book, don't really need the gimmicky vigilus
>Meanwhile some chaos player screeches in my direction because he has to flip through 7 books when he could just open battlescribe

>> No.71077767

I bet a Mad Dok has tried this at least once.

>> No.71077770

It's not a choice anon, you're continuing to be homophobic please stop

>> No.71077779

Alright, I'm sorry. Let's forget all this with a nice 1,000 pts. game. I'll bring my Black Templars and you'll bring your...T'au, I'm guessing?

>> No.71077789

I will now play orks

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Do eet.

>> No.71077826

Did weeabo-ork anon ever finish his dudes?

>> No.71077830

Loving dem sneaky gits, wish I was this good with greenstuff.

>> No.71077836

He seems to be picking at them and posting updates semi-regularly, but unfortunately I haven't seen a painted one yet.
They are absolutely rad though.

>> No.71077861

Orktober was such a fucking disappointment.

All this Ork-posting has just reminded me of it and it makes me sad to think of what could have been, ya grots.

>> No.71077900

Was never a thing you fucking cretin

>> No.71077994

*vents your path*
Also was literally used by GW.

>> No.71078033

Go away fag. Gays don't belong on 4chins.

>> No.71078089

Yeah it was a pun based around them bringing out a bunch of Ork cars, an Ork board game and the Codex roughly around October

It wasn't even last October anymore, it was 2018. Still bitching about it at this point is stupid.

>> No.71078123

My point wasn't about what it -was- but about what it could have been! I wanted a whole new line of sculpts for existing models, new models, the Codex, new Start Collecting Box, etc.

>> No.71078124

go fuck yourself

>> No.71078130

Was meant to reply to >>71077994 instead

>> No.71078134

About how large would the crew be on an ork escort ship roughly 1km~ long, now counting gretchin?

>> No.71078142

We GOT new models, which arguably DID replace existing models, we GOT our Codex, and we already HAD a Start Collecting box

>> No.71078143

Orks are like their playerbase, retarded as fuck so there wouldn't be a crew. That's why they use Roks not ships

>> No.71078149

I'd say 200k, give or take. If you meant 'not' counting gretchin I'd cut that in half, maybe between 80-100k.

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>try to take a nice picture of the scions, which I'm already starting to feel exhausted on
>knock over the Ahead and spill it everywhere when it's not even a week old
I want to throw something

>> No.71078175

You're probably right unfortunately. The smallest possible would be something like 20k~ given that an imperial escort is about 25k.

I thought it would be fun to think of my 40k army as the owners and crew of a specific void ship, and get them a BGF ship to match, but there's simply no way to make enough orks for that.

>> No.71078176

Orks use ships anon.

>> No.71078178

Throw hands

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>> No.71078185

I spilled my tamiya cement not a few minutes ago.

Also seething.

>> No.71078197

>all those fucked pots
This is (one of many reasons) why you don't buy GW.

>> No.71078198

We've all been there, anon.

I knocked over a pot of Black Templar Contrast not more than ten minutes after opening it when I'd JUST got back from my FLGS the day they first stocked it.

>> No.71078203

Clean your goddamn paint pots, jesus christ. Don't open them immediately after shaking, let the excess of paint trickle down from the cap and the buildup will stop.

>> No.71078204

This, I haven't given them a dime since 2014 and I wont until they stop being a greedy evil company ruining the setting

>> No.71078209

You keep posting this.

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Here's the $7 picture
Note the disgusting, shitty, boringass paintjob on the scions
I'm trying to decide if the guardsmen look more or less crappy than these guys

>> No.71078221

Because they're fucking the setting and people need to realize it and stop gargling their cock with all the new shit releases

>> No.71078227
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Sell them properly and pick up an Ork army. Alternatively, if they don't sell well or not at all, cum jar.

>> No.71078243

Keep them. I regret every painted model I've sold. The relative pittance of cash won't be as valuable as the soul they have.

MAYBE downsize partially, but keep your favorites and enough to play if you ever want to.

>> No.71078244

Play an apoc game with some friends and see how you feel about it afterwards. Figure out what you want from this hobby and pursue that. If you find that this hobby no longer has anything to offer of interest then try selling them locally before selling them online.

>> No.71078257

What ork vehicle should I make next after I finish my scratch build deff dread and smash gun, and what theme should it have. No super heavies of naughts yet please. Dubs/A good idea wins.

>> No.71078264

sounding rod

>> No.71078265
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Double decker trukk

>> No.71078274

Sell them to me (4free).

>> No.71078280

haphazardly glue tau shit onto them and play them as gue'vesa guard

>> No.71078284


>> No.71078289

The FW kopta transport.
Their FW design sucks, but I love it in concept.

>> No.71078323

That's a good idea. It seems like fun to use one full of tank bustas :)

>> No.71078347

Oh yeah, you can. Can also start it behind enemy lines within 9-inches too. Nasty.

>> No.71078362

That essentially means you can just pull out a unit of tankbustas from your ass and shoot with it on the same turn doesn't it? Sounds like one free dead vehicle of choice + now you have a shitty copter with some bombs to drop and a unit of tankbustas deep dick in enemy lines.

>> No.71078384

Has fun little weapon like deffgun, ratler, or skorcha too.

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>> No.71078409

I'm deffskulls, so I'll probably roll with KMB. Rattlers look cool but 32 extra points for a vehicle that will be lucky to live 2 turns sounds like a bad idea.

I'll start work on it soon :) A chinork full of tankbustas seems like a fun project to get my 500 point army to 1000 points, along with some more boys and a wierdboy.

>> No.71078466

>listening to GW authors ever.

The silent king can literally zip any star in the galaxy at any time if he so chooses. You can’t fight that.

>> No.71078503

> erogenous ear tips

>> No.71078604

You're giving them to me, for free dude.

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>> No.71078681

Aosgitmar needs literally all the help it can get, it just won't get the momentum 40k always had and 40k probably surfers because of that, everyone waits for any update for 40k while aoshitmar pass mostly ignored, it did has more life than the end of fantasy but probably is as good as fantasy 6th ed, also remember that GW went out of their way and began to resurrect old fantasy because it's the one that's still strangely popular, i wouldn't be surprised if they make a event to backpedal end of times and create an explosion big enough to resurrect the old world completely and just insert the nu factions

>> No.71078722

>come to 40kg to see cool models and interesting conversions
>constantly disappointed

why do I even frequent this board anymore

>> No.71078729

>take cadian head
>file off imperial eagle

viola, combat helmets.

>> No.71078736

I'd argue all the new armies in AoS (and updates to old ones) are mostly due to them trying to fill out the setting. 8th ed 40k has seen GW mostly trying to get their bearings after the rules overhaul.

>> No.71078754

But it says "You may not pick a unit"
But I'm not picking a unit. I "choose" a unit as per the rules.
RAW this is fine.
Don't pick your units anyway. It makes the paint fall off.

>> No.71078782

posting your own is the easiest way to get others to post theirs

>> No.71078786

meant for children but 80%+ of the playerbase are boomers. just walk into any gw or hobby shop

>> No.71078818


>> No.71078841

I post my shit all the time but I rarely get interaction

>> No.71078867

This board would improve if some of its users would have sex

>> No.71078874

Dilate brainlet

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So I was thinking of naming my DP Clifford. Anyone have a better idea?

>> No.71078893

Have sex

>> No.71078911

I've had plenty of sex

>> No.71078969

wide nigga

>> No.71079039


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>> No.71079141

Post it again, I bet it's cause your models are boring

>> No.71079190


>> No.71079282

Insert in rectum

>> No.71079375

Thin it.
>your paint

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