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>> No.70791470

First for the Militarum Tempestus!

>> No.70791472

Erebus did nothing wrong

>> No.70791476
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>> No.70791479
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For the Sisters!

>> No.70791494

So Start collecting: GSC? Whats it going to cost. Beaver buck prices have the acolytes and neophtyes $50 each, the ridgerunner $60 and the Iconward $35. Most SC's go for 110-120 these days.

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>> No.70791503

Today I learned some anons will literally take shitposts on /40kg/ as gospel and make no effort to check things themselves.
>randomly tell an anon the rest of the SoB release is delayed to next Christmas
>anon starts posting about how people are reselling in his local scene because of this
Really makes you think.

>> No.70791513
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I know Tau’va got caught up in the Great Webstore Find and Replace debacle so is now inconsistently written as T’au’va a few places, but having a typo right in the book title is still pretty fucking embarrassing.

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>> No.70791521
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To be fair.
This works in real life too.
Humans are fucking dumb creatures.

>> No.70791523
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Spanner done.
Deathskull army so far : 11 Boyz, 4 Lootas (spanner included)
Backlog : 1 Loota, 1 Big Mek with shokk attack gun, 11 Boyz.
But I want to do some vehicule now, what would you pick ? Morkanaut ? Grot Tank ? Grot Mega Tank ? Anything else ...?
I dont intent to go full meta play, just searching for a fun to paint unit or legit regarding the lore, but BONUS POINT if your suggestion is not utter shit in play.

>> No.70791528

1. I, for one, am not a fan of my female minis looking like pornstars
2. gw minis have actually nice looking fem faces, but somehow 'eavy metal painters find a way to fuck em up

>> No.70791530
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>> No.70791533

What typo?

>> No.70791536


Oh, and Shadowsun’s new suit is an XV22 Stalker. Shouldn’t it be 32 if it’s visibly larger than the old one?

>> No.70791541

>Was able to keep the SOS around because he was the only man on earth with the will to fuck them, and he did it as a training regimen
Truly, the paragon of man.

>> No.70791552
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it really be that way

>> No.70791565

haha imagine being Joe Q Random Guardsman pushing through the instinctive disgust to be nice to a Sister of Silence

>> No.70791575
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Honestly I hate both.
Some in between has to exist of models that look female with out looking like strippers.

But yeah. GW females look like men

>> No.70791576

I like the seal on the palm of the hand.

>> No.70791582

20th for the Omnissiah!

>> No.70791585
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Holy shit finally

>> No.70791589
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Why don't the Battle Sisters have feminine faces and thick thighs like this model?

>> No.70791598

if you think the SoB minis arnt "female enough", then your wanting a pornstar.

>> No.70791602


Only one apostrophe in Tau’va, even after the godawful understanding of ip law led to T’au being used for things other than the homeworld.

Tau’va has still been used in most sources, except for the clumsy find and replace they did to update the webstore to remove all uses of “tau”. Y’know, because T’au’va looks clumsy and awful even in context.

>> No.70791608
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Fucking scrubs.

>> No.70791610

What's a good color scheme for savlar chem dogs?

>> No.70791612

It's not like it's difficult to do. Just put her in good practical armor and give her an aesthetic face if she's not wearing a helmet.

>> No.70791614
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>call it a lord of skulls
>don't literally make it out of skulls

>> No.70791615
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Let's have three cheers for the T'au Empire's most loyal commander!

>> No.70791618

I thought the codex implied their SC! would come with a truck?
Its a shame, I'd have prefered the truck

>> No.70791619


>> No.70791626

i was going to say this was an obvious fake, but then i checked the community site just to be sure

>> No.70791629

Ok Gooder.

>> No.70791634

no fucking way.
i wanted to play GSC for a while but the lack of SC! box was a deterrent
i think imma get back into the hobby this week.
probably pick up the Tyranid box as well.

>> No.70791636

Kelermorph release when?

>> No.70791647

ever had that feeling where you begin to immediatly question if you wasted 180 dollars on a 500 point army, cards and a codex, instead of just buying that tooth and claw box that was on sale during the same black friday...?

>> No.70791654

Magos Candelius is a fucking idiot, we don't talk about it.

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Oh, did the meat grinder get blocked up? Give you enough time to take a picture?

>> No.70791663

Perhaps that's how it's written in the T'au Language?

>> No.70791666

Same day

>> No.70791667
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>> No.70791676

Whats the army to play if I want to be a special snowfake?

>> No.70791677

soon i hope. would love to play KT with him

>> No.70791680
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Dude all the heads are awful and they all have wider shoulders then hips.
Those are male proportions my dude.

Their is a reason why people use SOS and grayfax for conversions.
They are some of the few GW models with female proportions.

It's cool if you don't understand man.
Many people haven't taken any art classes and don't understand the difference.

>> No.70791684

Khorne probably had a joygasm over that thing.

>> No.70791687
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dilly dilly

>> No.70791688

Dark Eldar or Nids

>> No.70791694

OOP guard.

>> No.70791695

Yeah, the one thing that the SOB models have going for them is it's hard too tell unless you look really close at them.

because it's such a small scale it's hard too tell and you can get away with a head swap.

>> No.70791698

Thank you based commander of the N'orf Sept

>> No.70791699

Purely Inquisition

>> No.70791701
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I hope the greater good makes mech/tank tau much more viable, especially for that one anon and his very nice army

>> No.70791713
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oh wait he's coming out soon fr

>> No.70791714

What very nice army?

>> No.70791719

Are crusaders viable in sisters update? They're 4+/3+, with psychic barrier that's 3+/2+, but they're still super weak at 3 strength.

>> No.70791720
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>*heavy breathing*

>> No.70791733


I second Dark Eldar.>>70791688
I recently started them and reading the codex screams edgy teenager.

Nids are just hungry lads, nothing too snowflaky there

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It looks like a really good deal unless I'm missing something.

>> No.70791736

They're just kind of an expensive for a tarpit with no offensive power.

>> No.70791738
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Wouldn't chainswords be unbalanced as fuck?

>> No.70791741

the one with all the nice camo devilfish and hammerheads

>> No.70791742
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Luv me hovertanks, simple as

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New Everything (except Guard)

>> No.70791751

>very nice army

>> No.70791753

Dark Eldar are blast if you like the idea of going fast, dying young, and leaving a pretty corpse

>> No.70791756

Fuck, they said Ordo Tempestus is getting new shit, too. Please don’t be a bunch of overlapping stuff with guard.

>> No.70791764

>they actually put the guardsmen at the far back and the ones in front facing away from the camera so the old models don't look too ugly compared to the new ones

>> No.70791765

where did they say that?

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Come down into the trench and say that.

>implying you'd want to get you carefully polished boots messy

>> No.70791768

yes anon, tau can have good and cool armies run by people who aren't WAACfags or weebs or whatever boogeyman

>> No.70791771

Are you ready for $35 Cadians!

>> No.70791772

>except Guard
everyone's saying it's going to be IG, but it's way more likely they're just putting the imperial indexes from WD in like they did for Ynnari in phoenix rising

>> No.70791776

post minis

>> No.70791779

Good because I fucked up my Killteam one by overspraying on the undercoat for 50% of the detail is missing.

>> No.70791787

Is 2020the year of the western?
We should all stock up on 28mm scale cowboy hats.

>> No.70791788

>shitlibs genuinely believe trannies can pass
yeah these people dont think there are actual differences between men and women my dude

>> No.70791792


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>> No.70791800

I mean a page of relics, stratagems and warlord traits isn't a lot.

The Greater Good is the latest book in the Psychic Awakening series, focusing on the ambitious T’au Empire, stalwart Astra Militarum and Ordo Tempestus, and insidious Genestealer Cults. You’ll find new rules, Relics, Warlord Traits and Stratagems for all four factions, wrapped in a thrilling story exploring a sprawling war that leaves them all paranoid and reeling. We’ll dig deeper into each of these factions, so keep an eye out for more information later this week.

>> No.70791802

if you mean snowflake as in you want to stand out? Then make an inqusition army. Just pick an order and build around it. "example: for daemonhunters, buy a sc tempestus, another box of scions, 1 or 2 boxes of grey knights, a grey knight hq of sorts, an an inquisitor with his acolytes and such.)
If you mean you want to be a retarded autist, then either pure horde nids or competitive deldar

>> No.70791804

>you'll never get rid of the stupid ornate trim no matter how hard you try

>> No.70791805


>> No.70791810

Losing acts of faith was a pretty hard nerf.

>> No.70791814

same but the kit is pretty decent.
i also wouldve liked a patriarch, but the tyranid box coems with it so not that bad

>> No.70791819

Yeah me too. In editions past Tau had vehicle upgrades; sensor spines, multi-trackers, Disruption Pods, Blacksun filters, etc. I’d be satisfied just to get my shit back. We’re supposed to be a tech faction and our vehicles only come stock. If they’re supposed to be Asian give me Honda level modification.

>> No.70791828

they specified four factions, although the results might not be good

>> No.70791833

Snowflake as in rarely seen armies.
I wanna play an army that isn't really played often

>> No.70791866

You could go some obscure subfaction for an already popular army, like Sons of Malice or Severan Dominate.

>> No.70791869

>ywn be Shas'vre P'aul W'oka and hit the N'OS on your Skyray

>> No.70791871
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When did anime start ripping off Warhammer fantasy and 40K?

>> No.70791878
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Every miniature is independant character level in power and elite enough to /yourdudes/ each one.
They're also the best the Imperium has, are more powerful than Space Marines (in fluff) and the main bodyguards and companions of the Emperor.
They're also above Imperial Law and can tell an Inquisitor even to stfu and bend the knee.

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>> No.70791892

What's it like having a fully painted army?

>> No.70791899

What's it like having an army?

>> No.70791900
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>> No.70791901

Not that guy, but are the Emperor's Bananas fun to play on the table?

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>> No.70791916

Was hoping perhaps going down to 9 points would be enough, maybe if they kept act of faith.

>> No.70791919

I don't get it

>> No.70791928

then do the inquisition idea I gave
or, if you would rather just play an unpopular faction, then either harlequins, gsc or daemons.
Though, I recomend doing an inquisition army. or something like that.

>> No.70791945

>Once per battle when this vehicle advances, double its movement for this turn. The vehicle has a minimum movement of its normal movement stat this turn.
Would be hot in any army that actually wants to get close. Will probably be used in Tau to launch piranha to far off objectives.

>> No.70791949
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“The Greater Good is the latest book in the Psychic Awakening series, focusing on the ambitious T’au Empire, stalwart Astra Militarum and Ordo Tempestus, and insidious Genestealer Cults. You’ll find new rules, Relics, Warlord Traits and Stratagems for all four factions, wrapped in a thrilling story exploring a sprawling war that leaves them all paranoid and reeling. We’ll dig deeper into each of these factions, so keep an eye out for more information later this week.”
Second paragraph, see words new rules for all four factions.
Kick your shit in and look good doing it, too.
Nah, still have unique weapons and rules. They did well with the Tempestus Drop Forces rules. I just hope they don’t give us more shitty anti-psyker relics.
It’s just about more than we’ve ever got.
>faggot thinks I don’t like the trim
I don’t like the Kappic Eagles colors scheme that they decided to advertise with. I mean come on, teal and khaki with gold and green, plus red berets? That was poor. Cold colors like black blue and grey like my figures above is kino.
The Militarum Tempestus without regular guard support. Scions, Taurox Primes, Valkyries, and support staff. Build a 2000 point strike force army for that cool feeling, then build about 500 points of any other specialist Imperial Factions like Deathwatch, Grey Knights, SOS, assassins, etc, and you have a cool, fluffy force for various scenarios.

>> No.70791950

t. Shas'la N'ou'fag

>> No.70791957

Where the FUCK is Primaris Dante? Am I really going to have to wait until 9th edition for my boy to have a good model?

>> No.70791961
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O-oh my god... I-is that a skull deamon.... Made of skulls!

>> No.70791972

I wonder if that Skaven reference was put in by the translator, not the original text.
I love Skaven, would be neat if they were canon in Goblin Slayer.

>> No.70791975

Stop. You're making me want to start a Guard/Deathwatch soup, where they all have something like a green band on their shoulderpads and calling them Task Force Serpent (because muh Battletech)

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>> No.70791985

>kelermorph released
hopefully they'll do the killteam tech priest too

>> No.70791987

No, it's actually in the Jap version too, along with lizardmen, "forces of chaos," and the twin moons.

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>> No.70791994

If you have the cash to fork for them.

>> No.70791999

It's alright. Sometimes dudes will come in the shop and take pix.
Once in a while some dude will say "nice paintjob". Feels good.

>> No.70792004

are japs secretly fans of 40k

>> No.70792015
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>Squad of Scions + Commissar assaulting a position defended by two (2) Orks and making out like they've just stormed the breach at Hades Hive

>> No.70792020

The GSC SC looks decent enough, wish it was a Primus and bikes though

>> No.70792024

Japs LOVE referencing western media. It's like cartoons referencing anime poses and scenes for them. I love the little nods we both make at each other, it seems to cool to me that Japanese people like our stuff as much as we like theirs.

>> No.70792026

I hate how they aren't uniform
>only 40k
where do you think they get their stock fantasy tropes from?

>> No.70792032

No, it is incredibly niche over there.

>> No.70792039
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Sorry, bud, it’s my idea that I’m glad to share. I’m building the Scion army and a Killteam now. I got two used painted assassins so far, just need to find the other two.

>> No.70792044

>porous wings with that many holes being able to fly

>> No.70792049

Western Fantasy in General.
Before their iteration of it exploded.
40k didn't become that big, but it has its fans.

>> No.70792056

Khorne is cooming so hard rn
also, judging by how he is surrounded by nighthaunt, hes probably death and not khorne. RIP

>> No.70792057

trim your nails

>> No.70792075
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I used to have fun with them, they're very elitey so you need to have a planned use for each unit you take and then just roll with the plan, taking into consideration keeping units alive so they can achieve the function you took them for.
Very satisfying when the plan comes together and it's even fun when things may come undone and you strategise to plan Bs.
Jetbikes are filthy and decimate infantry, one game I took on Shadowsun with my Shield-Captain on Auric Aquilas with Veteran of the Blood Games and slew her in a 1 on 1 fight near a game's end, felt really cinematic and fun.
Less of a slog with less models to just shunt around mindlessly too, they automatically get a semi-narrative feel ala Necromunda gangs in playing them.
Also fun to laugh off enemy special weapons due to T5 (T6 on bikers) with multiple wounds and 2+/4++.
You'll also likely never lose a dude to morale due to Ld 8-9 and your units likely never going higher than trios.

>> No.70792077

Didn’t realize this wasn’t cropped.
>Faggot doesn’t see the third dead Ork or the scrap city behind it
Pic is months old, nails trimmed several times over.

>> No.70792081

If someone had mech Tau that just means they were cancer in previous editions.

>> No.70792089
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Skaven raping cute animu adventurers when?

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don't know why there aren't big iron memes of that model

>> No.70792094

>getting triggered by decent looking models that actually look like women
KYS tranny

>> No.70792095

Skaven would crush GS my dude. They're smarter than him and the only reason he prospers is because goblins are braindead retards.

>> No.70792114

Are the deathguard space marine heroes boxes available in the west yet?

>> No.70792126

No, there's a good chance they won't be, either.
I made sure to order a box from Japan before they went out of production.

>> No.70792131

I think the terminators only just got announced.

>> No.70792138

imagine being so metally stumped you think that strippers are what normal women look like
step outside. You may be hsocked when you find it out that it isnt normal for women to expose their wasit and tits and ass all the time.

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Welcome to February anons, what are we working on in your 40k world today?

>> No.70792155

Available from Chinaman and Russiadude now.

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Goblin Slayer's setting is basically to WFB what Lodoss is to D&D. They have the same races and the same overplot of chaos warriors from the north fucking shit up. They're different enough in other respects though (dark elves are brown skinned, but for once, are stupidly evil, and high elves are actually the uncivilized woods dwellers). Also, their green moon is heavily associated with the forces of chaos, and the goblins all worship it, seeing it as a giant goblin head.

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>simping this hard

>> No.70792170

Just in time for them to not exist in the metagame thanks to Space Marines removing their deep strike.

Also, with 55 point models, that's a *lot* of points. It's probably going to be higher than the usual ~$100 price point for a Start Collecting box.

>> No.70792174

40k isn't like our normal society

>> No.70792178

I hope you get triggered by both me replacing the awful, awful SoB heads with a thrid party improvement and my T'au leaders all being cute, full tittymode blueberries.

>> No.70792183

this is how all women looked before feminism

>> No.70792187

Primed my Shield-Captain on jetbike earlier on.
May get the time tomorrow afternoon to base coat him with Stormhost Silver.

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plop your models on table
see them advance to the enemy's half of the table on turn one
hear the rattling of the dice before you remove your models in your opponent's shooting phase

>> No.70792199

Painting a test Dire Avenger

>> No.70792204

cleaning up the SM heroes, bought another start collecting: scions

one day the humidity won't be shit and I can prime things

>> No.70792205

>tfw no Fenris system gf

>> No.70792207

Is it worth buying the PA book for my army?

>> No.70792208

Need better terrain I'd wager.

>> No.70792219

So is GS from Bretonnia or the Empire?

>> No.70792221

Why doesn't GW sue?

>> No.70792229

Sure could be, which PA? You can find the info online, but it is usually nice to have the books depending on your preferences.

>> No.70792231

What a shite Magos, fucking waxbrain.

>> No.70792244

I'm pretty sure Japanese courts wouldn't give a shit, and I'm not sure about whether it's worth the trouble of trying to sue them in the UK.

>> No.70792245

because thats now how it works, idiot

>> No.70792248

The new tau one thats coming out. I'm assuming it will be 40k burger bucks like the blood angel's one

>> No.70792260

But they didn't since the beta codex is no longer valid and IG Crusaders have a different datasheet than SoB Crusader.

>> No.70792268

I see plenty of women that look like strippers, you need to visit more strip clubs anon.

>> No.70792283
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Nice QUALITY paint job there, GW. Their white paints fucking suck.

>> No.70792284

How bad did finecast get? I’m morbidly curious and would love to see the worst examples.

>> No.70792285

So what is a young tau referred to as before they earn an accomplishment name, or if that name is just Kais and there’s three other Kais in his unit?

>> No.70792301


>> No.70792308

Maybe wait for a preview and decide? I just buy them all because fuck it. I am a collector as well as a gamer.

>> No.70792311


It pains me that they shifted the box art colour scheme for the whole army to that shitty white scheme.

>> No.70792322

No because it's extremely overpriced and it's even more obvious in Japan where you can get a large, high quality, extremely well engineered, multipart, poseable 7+ inch tall Gundam kit for £10 less than a box of Intercessors. And the price of that box of Intercessors is just the UK price, Japs have to import that shit.
GW could own the Jap modelling market if they just let Bandai produce 40k products for them over there, but they're too Jewish to do so because they like their 20000% markup on their 2p models.

>> No.70792325

Are Kasrkin hands down the best looking model, the guard ever had?

>> No.70792326
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>> No.70792344

still have my Canis Rex in sub assemblies. I've been using some liquid greenstuff to fix some seamlines on the main body, have the las impulsor fully painted, legs are painted and just need to paint and glue on the armor pieces. I've been hesitant to work on it as I want it to come out well but I'm nervous about making mistakes.

>> No.70792348

Why the fuck did they even do this anyway? The tau brown was iconic. This is just white.

>> No.70792350

I don't think japs will get into the fluff. Doesn't seem like their kind of thing.

>> No.70792353


“Wait a minute, if you’re Kais and he’s Kais and I’m Kais... Who’s flying the Orca?”

>> No.70792362

No, faggot. They aren’t even the best model Cadia ever had.

>> No.70792365
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Gue'vesa !!!!!

>> No.70792371

Literally google finecast and you'll see a good chunk of it.

>> No.70792382

The way experienced it, TCGs and PnP RPGs are noticeably bigger there than tabletop strategy games, but in that segment Games Workshop seems to have even more of a monopoly than in the west. That means if a LGS sells miniatures it's 100% GW and only rarely other stuff

>> No.70792386
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Fuck pls no I'm halfway into my backlog GW.

>> No.70792392


It’s the parade ground scheme of Vior’la, their most militant planet.

Thankfully you don’t need to paint Vior’la models white, canonically Tau will recolour their armour depending on a number of factors with only the sept markings needing to stay consistent.

>> No.70792402

Then what is you double faggot?

>> No.70792415
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Might actually pick up some GSC now. About fucking time they came out with a SC for them.

>> No.70792426

>It’s the parade ground scheme of Vior’la
So why do GW depict them as nearly always fighting in their tattoo colours?

>> No.70792437

" What do you mean who's flying the Orca, that shit is automated and if something go wrong we got our pal Kais from the Air Caste

>> No.70792438

The Guard seem to be fighting both the GSC and the Tau, even though they have Sept markings on their vehicles.

>> No.70792442
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Fucking power stance right here.

>> No.70792445

Is the girl huge pervert and/or actually evil? She kinda looks the part. And how much screentime does she get?

>> No.70792448

the entire classic cadian line and most of the metal commissars disagree

>> No.70792453

>that jap Youtuber that painted a Sisters box and went on and on how fucking hardcore those penitent engines are

>> No.70792457

Tau brown is iconic but the new tau light ochre is a shitty paint. At least with white you have a dedicated spray can to apply the stuff

>> No.70792458
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tau bros... bros... why doesnt gw know about blueberry tiddy... i feel... i feel like the orktober has finally come around to us bros...

>> No.70792473

Yeah, no. I think you might be a triple faggot

>> No.70792476

Orktober comes to all xenos, in time.

>> No.70792478 [DELETED] 

Looking to get into Kill Team, can you customize your characters much?

>> No.70792480
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That is the laziest gue'vesa I've ever seen. At least it comfirms rules for them.

>> No.70792488

wrong thread

>> No.70792490

Nah they like their space and mecha shit, 40k is that but with fantasy and edgy shit, which Japs also love.

>> No.70792495

of course it's lazy it's GW after all

>> No.70792498

Any suggestions for theme-ing GSC in a different way other than alien rapists? I was thinking of possibly doing them up as renegade humans, but have some difficulty for representing abberants and the more mutated members.

>> No.70792499


>> No.70792504

Says they faggot that thought faggoty Kasrkin were good models.

>> No.70792508

thanks, I hate it

>> No.70792514

I can't say for sure but GW definitely wants to try, the Blood Rite novel was released in japanese first, /a/ (and subsequently, some people here) thought it was a manga

>> No.70792516

Anyone got the old Epic Eldar unit cards? Can't find them in the megas.

>> No.70792517

look at the tank it got sept marking

>> No.70792525

Wait they're supposed to be gue'vesa?

>> No.70792538

It definitely does not have any sept markings.

>> No.70792545


>Sa’cea sept markings
>White armour like Vior’la
>Counts as T’au on tabletop

I don’t get it.

>> No.70792548

Those aren't gue'vesa. Just similar paint schemes.

>> No.70792551

are tau becoming orange again?

>> No.70792556

Pretty easy to convert them into gangers and have them as an underhive rebellion. Just file off the forehead nubs and paint them as people. The more mutated ones you can do headswaps, mutated humans have been canon since rogue trader.

>> No.70792564

look at the recon drone now look a bit higher, you have a tank with the white and orange of the tau

>> No.70792565

The more I look at it the more I question this shit.
>2 orgyns (bullgryns?) Looking at the tau instead of the enemy which would imply they're fighting the tau but they have the sept markings on them
>right squads of cadians are looking at the tau because?

>> No.70792574


>> No.70792582

she's non sept dependent now

>> No.70792589

those are the guard in the guard codex, not gue'vesa

they're attacking both sides because FUCK OFF ALIEN SHITS

>> No.70792592
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ayy lmao

>> No.70792594
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This has been 'eavy Metal's Taurox for a while.

>> No.70792595

maybe guards are torn between Tau and GSC that's why you see the Commisar pointing the gun on the tau and tanks with sept markings

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holy shit lmao you are retarded, that's a confirmed canon IG regiment that uses whites and yellows, how tf are stripes sept markings?
fucking tau fags i swear

>> No.70792604

Moved my paints over to dropper bottles

>> No.70792612

They don't have Sept markings, see >>70792594

It's just a very unfortunate coincidence.

>> No.70792615


Even so, what fucking sept is she as a character? Where was she born? Why does she like white so much when she’s a stealth master?

>> No.70792618

>working with the Tau


>> No.70792630

m8 that's too big to be just a coincidence there are litterally billions of other colour scheme they could have used, and you tell me it's just a coincidence ? GW isn't that stupid

>> No.70792633

An excellent choice, friend!

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Don't mind me
Just posting the most effective Imperial fighting force

>> No.70792641
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She's not a pervert or evil. Morally ambiguous and flirty, sure. She mostly shows up in the side story.

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>> No.70792644

I was thinking of grabbing some parts from this anvil range for kitbashing to try and play up the whole "civilian-plainclothes-day-of-uprising" thing. You think some bionics might be good for replacing third limbs and whatnot or is that too hi-tech for a rebel force?

>> No.70792647

>GW isn't that stupid
are we talking about the same GW, they've proven they can be much stupider.
But in all seriousness, it may be a red herring.

>> No.70792648

>there are litterally billions of other colour scheme they could have used

They use the same in-studio models for most of their dioramas, its the same one they've used all the time in non-Scion environments. So no, they didn't have much choice.

>> No.70792657

Ah yes they just happen to use the same exact colored markings as the tau on their armor and GW just happens to use that really obscure color scheme just for this one picture.

>> No.70792664

Hope this helps some, Epic anon.

>> No.70792665

You never feel the eyes of scorn for fielding an unpainted army, and you genuinely roll better.

>> No.70792672

Not impossible, there's a necromunda gang which is well known for basically being the admech of the underhive.

>> No.70792674

>really obscure color scheme
It's front and center in the latest guard codex, anon

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So with a three way conflict between Tau, genestealers and Guard he is all but confirmed to save the day right?

>> No.70792686
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>Why does she like white so much when she’s a stealth master?

>> No.70792692

>GW just happens to use that really obscure color scheme
>literally the codex army

>> No.70792695


It's literally the colour scheme on the webstore and has been for a long while. It's the in-house non-Tempestus Taurox model.

>> No.70792698

and all Tau army are painted in Vior'la color scheme, but now theyre white and orange ? using your logic of " GW recycle their color scheme " it doesn't add up, just admit that you're wrong and be done with it

>> No.70792707
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I kinda want to get some balaclava heads and paint them up for some terrorwave guard

>> No.70792709

>>White armour like Vior’la
It's cannon that t'au repaint their armor on a weekly basis depending on what they're fighting.

>> No.70792714
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Im dont like the way GW paints plauge marines. The colors are too bright and too many clean lines. And that ugly shade of purple on cloth, too much contast for something that is supposed to be disgusting
They should be the colors of rotting meat and old rusty metal (yeha ceramite doesnt rust but fuck you)
Should look more like pic related. Also why is every GW painted model pic corrupted?

>> No.70792720

99% of enviroments arnt white
and we have so far never seen her in a snowy setting
your comparison is retarded and you should feel retarded.

>> No.70792722
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Is he any good?

>> No.70792729

The change from Tau to Vior'la was one that happened for largely unknown reasons during the new wave of T'au models, where most of them were replaced wholesale with new sculpts. This Taurox, meanwhile, has been the colour scheme of the non-Scion Taurox since the model was released in virtually every diorama and on the webstore, it's neither new nor obscure.

>> No.70792735

you're right but GW don't respect that because if the model are actually painted in camo they aren't contrasted enough in the picture

>> No.70792737
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>but now theyre white and orange ?
because they have studio models that match shadowsun.

>> No.70792759
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Concrete can crack and crumble

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holy shit t'au players really are a dumb as they say

>> No.70792785

I think that'd be pretty cool anon
warp fuckery rusts all

>> No.70792787

Cheers, anon

>> No.70792791

needs greenstuff sculpted astolfo hair

>> No.70792794

Yeah, pretty cheap, cost-effective psyker, gives a bubble of Deny the Witch to units around her.

>> No.70792803

And you can get streaks of rust on concrete from rusting rebar if that gets moisture into it

>> No.70792818

I don't like the way GW paints anything desu, the cartoony edge-highlight-everything style just looks really bad to me and doesn't really fit the setting or aesthetic.

>> No.70792844

>astolfo hair
what is that, or do you mean asfalt hair?

>> No.70792854
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Plainclothes guard seems like it could be cool

>> No.70792859

stay pure, Anon-kun

>> No.70792866
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>insulting the base coat wash layer edge highlight system

>> No.70792875

>ceramite doesnt rust

So why is there so much official art of marine power armour with rust? FW HH books especially are filled with worn and damaged marines. We have no idea what ceramite is. In some sources it can get dented and hammered back out. It can be polished (GK armour), etc.

I always imagine it's just some future alloy. Like plasteel.

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>> No.70792877
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Dude, crumbling asphalt plague marines

>> No.70792895

Shameful bump

>> No.70792899
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>have to wait a week for Chinese New Year to be over so I can order more resin models

>> No.70792916

Yeah the edge highlighting is crazy overboard. Especially on vehicles where edges will be sharply highlighted even if it doesn’t make sense from a lighting perspective.

Oh hush. Base>wash>highlight is a perfectly acceptable beginner TT workflow but it can be done without edge highlighting literally every sharp angle. Now that Lord Duncan is free I hope he puts out videos not shackled by GW techniques and materials.

>> No.70792920

Cerami- as a start makes me always think of a futuristic enforced ceramic, personally.

>> No.70792940

no one pays that much attention to details like that, even if they do it'd get lost in the chain of communication, see that dude drawing Shadowsun's blasters

>> No.70792941

nigga you ain't getting anything else from china ever
the world's going to slowly shut down from this point onward until civilization collapses

>> No.70792944

I run with nurgle for that reason
>despite having a ton of detail, they are easy to paint because any fuck ups can be made to look good because nurgle
>you can get really creative with them because they are not uniform and are supposed to be disgusting and werid

>> No.70792945

It can be metal with abilities of ceramics. Like how plasteel is metal with abilities of plastic.

>> No.70792959

Let me guess: 180 aud?

>> No.70792965

>see that dude drawing Shadowsun's blasters

Does FW commission their art from Deviantart?

>> No.70792976

I'm pretty well connected with far right activists and right wingers in general and almost everyone of them (me included) loves 40k. Even if they're not nerdy in the slightest, they all appreciate the setting.

Why is that?

>> No.70792988

How do I keep my commanders from getting shot off the table by those damn eliminators if I play guard? Any help friendos?

>> No.70792997

stick them in transports until your artillery silences the eliminators

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>> No.70793025


>> No.70793031

You don't. Marines win, you lose, the metagame's broken. Enjoy your $30 character models.

>> No.70793036

9 basilisk + 3 mortar team (3x3 mortars) behind a building should kill all eliminators and all TFC in a turn.

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>> No.70793038

Ceramite is some kind of super dense ceramic/metal hybrid

>> No.70793039
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They see the Imperium and mistake satire for endorsement.

>> No.70793040
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>Looked at the picture
>Was expecting the seal animal on palm
>Mfw that wasn't the case

>> No.70793058

I don't know where all these right wing 40k guys /tg/ talks about are.
Frankly would be an improvement over the fags that infest my store.

>> No.70793088
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>You don't. Marines win, you lose, the metagame's broken. Enjoy your $30 character models.

6 months ago :
>You don't. Eldar Flyerspam win, you lose, the metagame's broken. Enjoy your $30 character models.

1 year ago :
>You don't. Castellan win, you lose, the metagame's broken. Enjoy your $30 character models.

1.5 year ago :
>You don't. Daddy G castle win, you lose, the metagame's broken. Enjoy your $30 character models.

2 years ago :
>You don't. Ynnari Razorwing spam win, you lose, the metagame's broken. Enjoy your $30 character models.

7th edition last months :

Should we continue or ?

>> No.70793120

Everybody knows it was conceived as satire, retard.

They're too caught up with other shit to actually play the system but they like 40k.

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>> No.70793127

What size drill should I use for thunderwolf anuses?

>> No.70793145

0.2mm before sex
5mm after sex

>> No.70793156
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This is one is aware, and obedient.

>> No.70793167

0.1mm, just right for your dick

>> No.70793170

he only looks feminine because of the female genes he stole

>> No.70793184

If it was ceramic then the armor would be heavy as fuck, and fixing it would be impossible.

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>> No.70793194

so I should get eldar and SM to win?

>> No.70793196
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From Australian Games Workshop page.

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>> No.70793216

SM win 6 months every 5 years, Eldar to get top tables since 1992.

>> No.70793222


No, you buy that new Beastgrave Nurgle dude with the prolapsed anus and glue that on your TWC.

>> No.70793232


>> No.70793237

That shit pic is 4 years old.
We even had a non track down the black guy back then.
100's of meme were made from that pic.

>> No.70793240
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wow far right retards like thing? post models fag

>> No.70793247

what are both looking at?
they seem forced

>> No.70793250

Is this smilimg bunny?

>> No.70793251

>chick is playing nids
checks out.

>> No.70793276
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>DARK angels

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>> No.70793297


As Tau approach the rank of ShasO, the sept color covers more and more of their helmet to denote rank.

Army Painter in Dark Crusade/Soulstorm always tagged the hero Shas O character's main armor with the sept marking color.

Shadowsun has full white armor. Farsight had Vior'la sept mark red covering his entire armor, too, to denote his status.

Put all this together, and you get that Sphere/expansion commanders are more rare/elite than just the highest rank of ShasO, and therefore their armor is completely covered in Sept-mark color.

The "orange" on the new Shadowsun is probably supposed to be Tau Ocher, and can be explained as either the painters wanted the model to pop more, so lore was thrown out the window, or as a hold-over of stealth/elite units using inverted scheme, with the army's main parade color for sept markings, and the sept color for the base armor color.

>> No.70793305

>Chick playing nids
Checks out

>black dude playing DA
Weak. Every black dude I've ever seen playing (all three of them in 23 years) played BA or SW.

>> No.70793308

>admech player getting into dark eldar
how do I play them in general do I do that 6 detachment thing or do I use battalions

>> No.70793310

not the 80s anymore, boomer

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Why do people give Krieg shit for being "suicidal" when Kriegers specifically use trenches, sandbags, all sorts of fortifications, drab uniforms and you know, cover and concealment in general.

Then you have nutjobs like Mordians who specifically line up in open ground and advance on the enemy at walking pace, wearing bright uniforms and generally doing everything in their power to get shot and yet nobody questions their will to live or makes memes about their casualty figures.

Double standards.

>> No.70793331

God damn I want rub my cock on her forehead ridges while her extra long tongue plays with my balls

>> No.70793345
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I want to start 40k and I really like Sisters of Battle, am I better off buying the box set or buying stuff separately? I know the start collecting boxes are usually cheaper but the sisters box seems overpriced

>> No.70793349
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>When a CAACtard asks me to stop winning by not playing IH

>> No.70793353
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I always refuse to play t'au players on account that every single one:
-never washed
-was generally spergy
-tryharded way too fucking much; I have a competitive edge and I want to win as well, but if you're sweating over antennas being in LOS get the fuck out of my sight
-played the same gay netlist
-never fully painted their army, sometimes fielding grey for fucking years

>> No.70793367
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Hey guys.

I'm new to the game, and wanting to get into the Adeptus Mechanicus. I'm teaching myself the rules, and everything makes sense, for the most part.

How do I want to build my army? What do I want to focus on?
What are their weaknesses?
How do I compensate?

Any guidance is greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

>> No.70793375
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>chad necron player makes his units bigger because it looks cooler

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>> No.70793408

i love it

>> No.70793414

I hate it

>> No.70793420
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Mechanicus are one of the most difficult to paint.

>> No.70793421

the duality of man

>> No.70793428

Brobots. Brobots everywhere.

>> No.70793429

I know this is bait but Ill piss in the Khorne Flakes anyway. Modern "righties" love 40k for the same reason Wehraboos love WWII. It gives them an outlet to "role play" their desires. One can tell a bit about a person by the army they play.

>> No.70793434

Which one?

>> No.70793435

>neutron lasers kill tanks
>bots with blasters kill infantry
>rangers with arc rifles are cheap as shit and decently tough
>heavy servitors for anti marine and to buff bots
>cawl is for winning
>get the vigilus detachment to make your bots much more durable with better invulns and regen from the detachment warlord trait
>shoot everything

>> No.70793437

I don't have any feelings towards it.

>> No.70793445

what are the easiest

>> No.70793458

>cover everywhere 2/3+ saves everywhere

>> No.70793460

So do necron players secretly want to bring back egpytian pharaohs?

>> No.70793476
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I'm the Tau anon and building the rest of my Necron right now.
I'm such a convertlet i can't make them straight tho, the brown stuff looks like shit and it seems I'm too stupid to pin correctly (ie something that will hold in time and transport)

>> No.70793500

>normies play marines
>basedboys play guard
>chads play orks
>coomers play SOB
>weebs play tau
>edgelords play khorne
>nobody plays slasneesh
>nobod plays tzeech
>nobody plays nurgle
>chads play undivided
>normies who are trying to branch out from marines play necrons

>> No.70793514
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Now i kind of want to see someone do a Necron warrior squatting as low as possible

>> No.70793516

For the assault doctrine do you actually need a CCW to benefit from the -1AP, or do generic melee attacks benefit too?

>> No.70793522

how do you forget ALL flavors of eldar

>> No.70793523

Mufasa !!!!

>> No.70793528
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Should I start a SoB army, Thousand Sons army or just switch to AoS?

>> No.70793537

Do people really only play 1 armies ? I have 3k+ of half the thing you listed.

Does that make me a normies basedboi chad coomer weeb edgelord ?

>> No.70793539

>chads play orks
Fags play orks more like

>> No.70793560

Switch to AoS
Play Daughters of Kain snake girls.

>> No.70793580

>it isnt normal for women to expose their wasit and tits and ass all the time.
Holy shit, get a load of "Mr Puritan" here, telling women how they should dress. Sorry bud but it's <current year> and women can dress how they want, despite what mysoginists like you say.

>> No.70793581

who plays admech?

>> No.70793607
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>Eldar flyerspam
was counterable and came with valid weaknesses in the army. It was hard to hit them, but some factions could overcome it and win because, otherwise, the faction had trouble grabbing objectives and still had low-toughness transports.

Were insanely good and it's good they nerfed them. Space Marines are in an even more insane position than Castellans, and none of the weaknesses. Even in the Castellan super-meta, you just beat them on objectives rather than fighting them. Some non-Castellan armies survived, and they were subsequently nerfed.

>Digivolve to Robot Guilmon
Game wasn't broken. Guilleman castle was good, and it was one list in the metagame.

>Ynnari Razorwing spam
Listing the same army twice is cheating. Again, nerfed for good reason.

>Space Marines
>Waaah, things were broken before, it's okay this time!
Fuck off with this disingenuous bullshit. Space Marines have been OP longer than anything else in 8th edition, and nerfs haven't been issued on the same-frame as other armies deserving of nerfs. Space Marines are choking other armies out of the metagame, and it's a serious problem.
It also doesn't change the fact that yes, your $30 models are dead the moment you put them on the board in the current iteration of the game because the game is broken again.
God I wish the supplements never came out. We'd be in a happy place right now.

>Should we continue or ?

>> No.70793609

I thought AoS wasn't as popular as 40k

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>> No.70793612

Read up on Chapterhouse. It seems convuluted but you'll get up to speed pretty quick.

>> No.70793627

Admech has so many different designs that its impossible to pin down any specifics

>> No.70793629

Translation: Shitbag.

>> No.70793633

I got one of those old ass metal GK strike squads with incinerator. Also got brother captain Stern (i bought those things 10years ago)

As AM player with smol 1k army. Would it be worth to use them in a patrol detachment to teleport? or what else should i get so i can at least use them

>> No.70793636

Alright, enjoy not playing the game.

>> No.70793637

more like Cadet

>> No.70793643
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Mechanicus have a lot of pros in playing them, the main cons though are lack of psykers (and so defending against them), your MWs are mainly restrained to melee when for the most part Mechanicus is a shooty army, Skitarii are still squishy and meh Ld means some are going to just run off when their unit gets slapped and transports are rare even now.
Oddly also for a high-tech shooty army, you don't get a load of cheaper special or heavy weapons, for the most part they're on specific high-cost units or cost premium points to add to squads, or lack longer range to get higher S or AP.

>> No.70793644

Chinks are a bigger market anyway.

>> No.70793647

lmao nigger post an army. You speak like you started playing (read : buying a box of grey plastic that are still on sprue) 6 months ago.

all of those represented 80+% of winning tables in most tournament in they're time, just like SM do.

>> No.70793653

and the chinks are still more familiar with bandai products because they're already weebs

>> No.70793657

It isn't in total but in my area more & more people are jumping ship to it. There are now more tables for it than 40k where I play. Plus some of my friends are now playing it & are trying to convert the rest of us.

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based and steel legion-pilled

>> No.70793670
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I play Custodes.
Judge me anon. :)

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>Tfw no goofy spinoff bloodbowl for 40k

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>> No.70793703

What army do you actively play anon ?
Just curious given were now on your third week of complains.

>> No.70793734

I wonder how much cross-specialization there is between the Tau castes.

Practically speaking, some skills must surely transfer. Fire caste soldiers should have a good idea of how to fly an orca, for example, and I'm sure some of them would have some diplomatic training for working alongside air caste and ethereals in warzones. Likewise, ethereals, air caste pilots, and water caste diplomats to potentially hostile nations must have some fire caste training on how to comport themselves if they find themselves in a firefight.

Do you think they stick to their practical roots and cross-train, or do they drink the coolaid so much that if a water caste diplomat ends up in a warzone they're 100% reliant on the fire caste to keep them alive?

>> No.70793757

Van Saar

>> No.70793765

As a gsc player, that box is pretty meh.

The acolytes and iconward are solid, the neophytes are generally meh when compared to brood brothers, and the ridge runner is pure garbage.

That said it's an alright deal if you dont think about the three boxsets halves that gsc have been a part of.

>> No.70793798

its easy to paint, thats the only reason why they do it. so timmy doesnt get discouraged when his models look like cartoons

>> No.70793799

>then the armor would be heavy as fuck
It is, dumbass.

>and fixing it would be impossible
Yeah, there's never been anything technologically impossible to our modern knowledge in 40k, that would just be silly.

>> No.70793800

As much as I hate the Misters of Battle meme for being shit, this actually made me smile.

>> No.70793808

no cross train that's absolutely the antithesis of the tau caste, if a water caste get basic training in earth engineering it defeat the purpose of the Caste system, Farsight on the other hand advocated for cross training such as Fire Warriors performing repairs on their battlesuit on Arushkana

>> No.70793813

Most SC boxes are about a hundred bucks, right?

Neophytes $40
Acolytes $40
Ridgerunner $50
Iconward $30
Total $160

If it's the average price it's a damn good deal, one of the best in fact.

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Plauge marines possibly, lots of detail but easy to write off fuck ups because nurgle units are supposed to be disgusting
I never painted anything in my life and pic related was my first try. Not super great but id recommend as a start.
Better then my marines, they came out so abysmal that i gave up on them and stuffed them out of sight

>> No.70793831

Because of the Siege of Vraks. It was 3 books of Kriegers taking bunkers and underground tunnels and the walls of Vraks at near 100% casualty rates. Especially after the chaos warbands started showing up. But every guard regiment archtype is supposed to be able to toss men into a grinder trying to clog said grinder. The Krigers are just the ones with quartermasters walking around stripping gear off dead men, horses with gas masks, and troopers with barcode names.

>> No.70793840

Ethereals do everything, they can out diplomat the Water Caste and out fight the Fire Caste, but otherwise no, there's no cross training. That's entirely unnecessary.

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Reminder that sexual thoughts about Ecclesiarch members is heresy.

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wash your uniform trenchie

>> No.70793861

>no cross train that's absolutely the antithesis of the tau caste
Then how do you explain ethereals commanding from the front? A lot of them are just figureheads, but some like that t'igga with the sword are legit generals, so they must have some fire cast training.

That explains the ethereal issue I guess, see above.

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Autists play Admech, Degens play GSC

>> No.70793871

Fenrisians have mouths that look a bit like dog muzzles.

>> No.70793873

Please. for me anon. dont get the GW trash skitarii. recast some FW tech thralls and use them as skitarii.

>> No.70793881

I doubt its quite as severe as there's no training in different aspects at all. I imagine pilots have some combat training, in case they find themselves downed behind the lines, and water caste diplomats probably have some strategic level training, otherwise how will they be able to negotiate with and manipulate opposing military leaders?

>> No.70793882


Who the fuck only plays 1 army.

Most people I know have half the 40k roster.

>> No.70793886

>And then he looked at LVO statistics and realized how incredibly wrong he was.
>Or at least, that's what we all wished happened.

>> No.70793887

Why? Isn't making more humans a good thing in the god-emperor's eyes?

>> No.70793889

It's the inverted Tau scheme. Past codexes stated inverted schemes are reserved for elite units and honour guards and such

>> No.70793892

Should have been a T-Pose.

>> No.70793894

what makes the ridge runner so bad? I've been looking at doing a GSC outrider detachment alongside IG, from what I've seen it's not great but a lot of the downsides to it can be nullified with cult ambush. Seems like it'd be worth it for a mining laser + spotter, and the buff it gives to bikers.

>> No.70793899

I only have one real army, Ultramarines (since 1999, no call names pls), though I've got a model or two from almost every faction, when I see something I really want to paint.

>> No.70793902


>> No.70793904

Noisy boys. I'll keep complaining until GW fucking fixes the broken faction.

>> No.70793912

It's not complete garbage it's just incredibly mediocre.

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>> No.70793918

>So, officially at least, most worlds expect a chaste morality from Imperial subjects. Of course the highest ranks of society are above such concerns, and the lowest levels are below anyone's notice, but for the vast bulk of Imperial subjects sex is a dirty taboo and even the most minor displays of affection are scandalous and even heretical.

>When men and women work or study together they are expected to ignore the obvious differences and treat each other as equal servants of the Emperor. Courtship and romance is banned, schools and workplaces have mixers, and marriages are arranged by superiors in an orderly way among suitable partners to discourage lust and passion.

>> No.70793927

>Sa’cea sept markings
>White armour like Vior’la
>Counts as T’au on tabletop
Not one of these things you said even resembles English.

>> No.70793935
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>Necron players not a bunch of boomers/Gen Xers/Older Millennials with conservative beliefs

>> No.70793942

Mainly it's the cost. Its support and firepower output is just too low to justify its cost.

Also there isn't many tanks in a gsc army so every anti tank guns your opponent has will target it.

>> No.70793943

yeah but why though?

>> No.70793946

This is retarded. Hedonism is of course to be discouraged, but sex for the purpose of procreation should be holy.

>> No.70793947
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>mfw I bring 120 guardsmen to the game and now neither of us is going to have any fun

>> No.70793948

Are the Sisters of Silence a good army for someone new to wargamming?

>> No.70793950


>> No.70793956

>still rolls a d6

>> No.70793964
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>Because of the Siege of Vraks
No other regiment could have done it better.

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I just don't play them because they're lying shitbags. They know no one knows their army well so they lie about every little thing to get an edge. I've had Tau players give me different AP, range and damage values on the same gun every turn over the course of a game and another one changed which sept they were using as it suited them. Every time I have to play against one I ask them to hand over their codex when I think something's sketchy and if they didn't bring it i won't play them.

>> No.70793980

Can we get a fuckin sauce on that? Because it sounds like BS or fanfiction.

>> No.70793982

Honestly I'm mostly excited about the Farsight book because I want to learn more about the possible negative aspects of this so-called "Greater Good"

>> No.70793984
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The only acceptable answer to waacfaggotry

>> No.70793986

>am I better off buying the box set
good luck to get one
it was just a limited run, afaik
either why, it was more like a Vattleforcebox, and it also had the Codex and some dices (and some other stuff)

>> No.70793997

No Custodes there, once again.

>> No.70793999

God I fucking love FW's army photos. They make them look like real war photos instead of GW just throwing a bunch of models on the same ruins table and snapping a panorama shot.

>> No.70794008

They take an ultra conservative/catholic view of sex being a necessary evil or hassle, but not something that should be enjoyed. Think of the Emperor and all that.

>> No.70794015

>120 guardsmen die to storm cannons
>Leviathan Dreadnought doesn't die to lasguns

>> No.70794018

I have tons of fun with this method.

>> No.70794019

>Does that make me a normies basedboi chad coomer weeb edgelord ?

>> No.70794028

Newfags can't triforce is the meme.

>> No.70794041
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Where are the rules for stuff like this located? Or does it just count as regular cover?

>> No.70794054

Gurofag here. Which faction is for me?

>> No.70794056

That's what the tanks are for, 120 guardsmen are like 25% of his points

>> No.70794063

I think it has specific rules, but I think it'd be valid to call it a barricade.

>> No.70794065
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Yeah, they're really good.

FW used to be pretty great in general, catastrophic prices aside.

>> No.70794072

Fed posting: the post
>Hello fellow 40k players
Everything I post here is satire and in adherence with the Imperial Creed.

>> No.70794073

I can get the box set for rrp

>> No.70794077
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>your Eldar ranger companion gives you this look
Wat do!?

>> No.70794078

Chaos, Death Guard, Nids, Dark Eldar.

>> No.70794079

Forgeworld guys know 95% of their customers can only afford 10 Kriegers so its useless to show any more than that in photos.

>> No.70794086

>Tanks do less damage than the guardsman
Ok x2

>> No.70794088
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Is this what Guillimann's Alliance of Elves and Men going to look like in reality?

>> No.70794101

Basically any of them. Murdering and mutilating your enemies is pretty much baseline for 40k.

Dark Eldar and CSM specialize in torture, for different reasons. If you're the cruelty for a purpose type, go Word Bearers. If you're the type to jerk off to severed heads, then Emperor's Children or Dark Eldar

>> No.70794103

well, I'd say it's a good start for a Sister-Force then
no idea how competitive it is tough
and they are monopose, so...

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>> No.70794105

>God he's so cute for a mon'keigh.
>Like, puppy cute.
>I'm gonna miss him when he dies.

>> No.70794111

Great Psyop/10.

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Probably more like Fantasy Battle.

>> No.70794118

There is no alliance. They've each helped each other twice, and it's been acknowledged in universe by both factions that the cooperation is unlikely to stop them from killing each other.

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It's been a good day

>> No.70794122

>That shit pic is 4 years old.
And yet is still up on current day GW site in Australia.

>> No.70794124

You're better off buying the stuff separately, the sisters box had everything monopose with no equipment selection. Also half of the "value" you get with that box set is stupid shit like the limited edition codex, data cards, and dice.

>> No.70794125

If they are wiping a leviathan or 2 off the board every shooting round, they are doing something wrong.

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>he doesn't know

>> No.70794138

>that feel when, she never gives me this look
why bros...
should I just run to the commisar, and tell him I have a heretical thoughts about Eldar?

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>> No.70794152

Check'd for truth.
Also imagine the smell.

>> No.70794153

basically Dark Eldar and any type of Slaanesh...

>> No.70794159

One of my mates stole a model out of my chaos warband last friday, repainted it as an Alpha Legionere, and put it back yesterday. I've been infiltrated.

>> No.70794173

Is she licking his belly button, or does he just have an 18 inch dong?

>> No.70794181

He was pre-non-crucified T-pose. This is the best we can get.

>> No.70794185

Anything that does less than 6 damage does 1 damage. Anything that does 6 damage does 2 damage.
They also only have one leviathan dreadnought using the character-blocking rules to hide 3 chaplain dreadnoughts and a bunch of support characters. The only things you can target in the list are 3 troops and the leviathan dreadnought, and the dreadnought halves all incoming damage, then reduces it by 1. If you do any damage to it that doesn't kill it, it heals to full on its own turn.

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Admech and Ecclesiarch would be the no-fun-allowed types.

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>hurr durr storm cannons
>implying I'm not going to Move! Move! Move! that shit right into combat with your expensive as hell dreads so we can both watch them swat 4 guardsmen per turn for the rest of the game.

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>cult of scheming
>free stratagem relic
is it worth it? the stratagem itself is meh, but it's a free orbital strike if the warlord doesn't move. free orbital or a better relic?

>> No.70794224
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Do Eldar outlive Custodes?

>> No.70794233

For a small, fun beginner thing around 500 points—they should do fine. Otherwise, you are using them as a part of a Custodes army, which can be decent as they shore up most of the Custodes’ weaknesses, or you are taking them as a small dedicated anti-psyker force for specific match-ups, like if you are expecting to play TSons, GK, or CWEldar.

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Well, primarchs are the peak of human capability.

>> No.70794242
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You try to summon a daemon for your Slaaneshi cult orgies and get Cestree. What happens next?

>> No.70794265

Do those dreadnoughts have ObSec though?

>> No.70794267

>New Reveals from Nuremberg
Who is getting tried for war crimes??

>> No.70794269

>I play my reverse card
If your guys can't see over cover, they can't shoot.
Come on, this is easy.

>> No.70794286

>If you're the cruelty for a purpose type, go Word Bearers. If you're the type to jerk off to severed heads, then Emperor's Children
so...what about Night Lords?

>> No.70794293

They're okay, in terms of cost you may want to do an army that has a start collecting to get good at building and painting. Even more of a bonus if you go for another imperium army as you can take them as allies with the SoB.

>> No.70794304

Eldrad was high ranking back during the Great Crusade, so I'd imagine yes. Also, they could reincarnate, meaning they could live several lifetimes.

>> No.70794311

Didn't Abnett or another HH author once write when a human saw an Astartes that they were 'equine'?

>> No.70794313

Stop shilling

>> No.70794317

And everything falls apart if you get them all into melee. The Lev can kill 3 models a turn, and you can kill off characters at your leisure. My club's ork and nid players have both repeatedly beaten our bandwagoner, and I lost by only one point running melee marines.

>> No.70794326

Even if it is satire, it still promotes ideas they might enjoy.

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>> No.70794345

You play them if you're a retard and a failure.

Yeah, and while abnett's phrasing left it up to interpretation whether or not they meant having giant cocks, ADB once wrote a black tribal warrior chick lusting after one of his main character's giant "second stave" (hyperion fights with a force staff).

>> No.70794357

>MoveMoveMove can't charge
>Even if you could, 4+ overwatch with full rerolls
>Even if you do, Characters can now safely get into melee and clear them even better than before.
>Losing a majority of your unit to morale
>Your tanks are still dying to untargetable lascannons.
No, but do they need to? Nothing's getting close. It's dying to AP -2 bolters and storm cannons.

>> No.70794362

And what are Cadets called in the Army?

>> No.70794367
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Yeah, that does suck. What should I get instead for the same kind of money, considering the Seraphim and Canoness aren't sold separately yet?

>> No.70794370

>promotes ideas
either you dont know what promote means, or you think Animal Farm by George Orwell promotes communism and dictatorships.

>> No.70794371

Please stop. It's never gonna catch on.

>> No.70794382

do i look like someone who knows ?

>> No.70794383

You do realize acting like that will just make you not get games?

Get the set as a base, and start building your army off that.

>> No.70794390

Slightly off topic, but I don't like Abnett's stuff.
I genuinely like ADB more despite some of the annoying elements he crams in.

>> No.70794391
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>got into 40k at christmas
>already on my 3rd army

>> No.70794412

>What happens next?
She gets slowly flayed alive, vagina first, with poisoned glass daggers?

Do you now know what a slaaneshi cult is? Are you just a shill who saw a boob god and wanted to post his waifu?

>> No.70794414

Every warrior has a CCW by the rules, so yes, Sister get -1AP fists and gunstocks from hating their enemy so much.

>> No.70794430

What a great movie this was.

>> No.70794439

How many have you fully painted?

>> No.70794441

Rape her to death then send her back.

Slaanesh shouldn't have sent such a fragile slave.

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>> No.70794486

your going way too fast
sit down and actually paint your minis. No way you have finnished painting any of em.

>> No.70794491

How did the whole "nuns with guns" and warrior women thing go from being a nerd fantasy to being onions? Fuck off with that bullshit.

>> No.70794519

aren't they cute ? playing tag

*sigh* boys will be boys i guess

>> No.70794521

He meant they have hooves.

>> No.70794522

The Ciaphas Cain book where the commissar cadet and teenage SoB trainee are about to get it on would like to disagree.

...In fact about every Ciaphas Cain book would like to disagree.

Also, I disagree. Fuck you.

>> No.70794527

>be me, an a dark eldar grotesqe

>> No.70794547

This is the same reason that Helbrutes get +1 attack for only having a single CCW

>> No.70794548

(All newbies are shitbags - no matter where you go).

>> No.70794562

>they didn't bring it i won't play them.
Please tell me people actually show up to games without either the actual rulebooks of the game or a device that has them downloaded.

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It's thought Constantin Valdor is still out there doing work for the Emperor, though even then it's hard to compare when the Custodes were created in the Unification Wars and tend to retire and go shadow broker as an Eye of the Emperor when their reaction speed goes down by a 0.001th of a percentage.
In theory if they are immortal, the oldest would be around 13,000 years old coming from M29.

>> No.70794581

>humans number in the trillions
Nah, there's a whole heap o' fucking going on.

>> No.70794604

it's the army from the how to paint IG and that's how IG has been denoting battalion and squadrons in tanks since 2nd edition

also yeah, the IG models are turned to face the Tau as well as the GSC.

No auxiliaries.

>> No.70794619

you're a bit late to the party bucko

>> No.70794623

Still struggling to see the sauce you posted, anon. What happened?

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Are Space Marines weak to headpats?

>> No.70794650

Just use your shield drone to shunt the damage like you T'au always do.
No sympathy for that blueberry here.

>> No.70794669

Sauce this or I call bullshit.

>> No.70794672

mantic has a sci fi version of blood bowl.
It's basically 40k blood bowl with the serial numbers filed off

>> No.70794674

>Nothing's getting close. I


>laughs in fearless 30 man blobs

>> No.70794679

English is my second language, so I could have phrased that better. I mostly meant that they see the setting, and think it's cool.

>> No.70794684

If you believe abnett and ADB, space marines find being touched socially by anyone but other marines to be sincerely offputting.

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>> No.70794701

Don't call me bucko, buddy.

>> No.70794705

Probably only from their respective Primarchs and the Emperor.
They may not understand the gesture, though. They’d probably deem it as a gesture of affection or endearment, but they most likely wouldn’t understand the full connotation.
They may have just been kneeling, too.

>> No.70794709

who authorised you to call me buddy, dude

>> No.70794710

But that's not true

>> No.70794718

you forgot a whole army, nigger.

>> No.70794723

yea its cool, but it isnt meant to be taken seriously
the imperium pretty much makes fun of almost every single mistake humanity has made within the past 2 thousand years.

>> No.70794727

I really fucking hate Marines.

>> No.70794734

I'm not your dude, kiddo

>> No.70794742

and i aint a kiddo, hombre

>> No.70794743

>4+ overwatch with full rerolls
>Losing a majority of your unit to morale
Cult of Sacrifice.

I'm guessing you don't actually play any games, you just look up stats, read 1d4chan and then imagine games in your head where absolutely everything goes your way and your opponent just sits there passively letting you do whatever you like.

In a tournament, people won't bring a list optimised to shut down your Relic Leviathan bullshit, because it won't be any use against other armies which is why people have been complaining about them.

But if you're just bringing this shit to regular games at the LGS? You bet any 'Nid, Guard or Ork player with enough minis will just swamp the board in leadership-buffed chaff and win on objectives over and over again. Doesn't matter if your dreads are unkillable, you don't need to kill them, just shut them down.

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I think people are just projecting how real world religious fanatics see sex. Certain Christian and Muslim groups have a very negative view on sex, and the Imperium is an extreme grimderp parody of fascism mixed with Catholicism and skulls, so it follows that the Imperium must take the most extreme and negative views of those two groups. So every Imperial planet is a huge concentration camp where people are worked to death in 20 hour shifts, and every Imperial is some crazy nut who flagellates himself to near death over just getting a half stiffy.

>> No.70794765

You forgot the impulsor

>> No.70794768

Convenient placement of your stopping point the bud. Walk that back to 2013 and suddenly you have a whole fucking army on the left too.

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Some of them.

>> No.70794819

>reddit spacing

>> No.70794865

>format correctly for my safe space!
piss off

>> No.70794867

>Certain Christian and Muslim groups have a very negative view on sex
And plenty do not. The nazis for example were pretty liberal when it came to fucking. The soviets didn't give a shit about deviency, so long as nothing was public. The chinks right now are also not that bothered, again so long as nothing is public.

The imperium is an amalgamation of tons of retarded philosophical, political and religious conventions so to cherry pick one aspect at the expense of contradictory aspects from others is entirely missing the point. The imperium is a massive bloated empire that has over 1 million planets with hundreds of thousands of them containing many tens or hundreds of billions or even several trillion. There is no way one specific doctrine can rule with any vehemence over another, and this very thing is explained by the horus heresy. The imperium can only tie shit together in very loose ways. Even the ecclesiarchy and the inquisition have several subfactions of differing or even opposing thoughts and philosophies. Fuck off.

>> No.70794893

>Spacing text to be easily readable is a bad thing

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>tfw you're force marching with 40kg of kit and some thot is trying to get you to carry useless flora as well

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>> No.70794924

Aren't we all?

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>Losing a majority of your unit to morale
That is why the God-Emperor in His infinite wisdom created the Commissariat.

>> No.70794941

>Trooper 08.12.156473 was executed for breaking military attention during a mach
>Citizen 501.12.82139 was executed for leaving civilian cordoned zones, misuse of organic materials, and littering

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god-emperor, how hideous.

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>> No.70794976

>The imperium is a massive bloated empire that has over 1 million planets with hundreds of thousands of them containing many tens or hundreds of billions or even several trillion.

This seems to come up a lot, but the vast majority of the Imperium we're shown is the same destitute, blown up, polluted to be nearly unlivable, corrupt, both overly totalitarian and utterly lawless, and nightmarishly violent gothic hellscape. There's not much difference between Terra, Necromunda, or Armageddon.

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Custodians probably live longer than your average eldar, they tend not to live longer than a thousand years on average.

the only outliers are the fuck off ancient haemonculi who predate slaanesh and could have memories stretching back millions of years and eldar psykers who can live several thousand years due to their powers prolonging their life until they turn into crystals.

Eldrad wasn't actually that high ranking during 30k though, He'd only been a seer for a little while at that point.

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>> No.70794994

Meant for >>70794867

>> No.70794999

Please stop.

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>> No.70795021

Because those three are all hive worlds.

>Whateverthefuck Gorkamorka was on

>> No.70795030

Nice comeback you fucking loser.

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Isn't Eldrad the Lad himself basically walking crystal now?

>> No.70795044

Do you have an ultrawide monitor or some shit you fucking retard

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Quick question guys:
In a small league, which is using only the GW rules (non-ITC) which causes a lot of people to conver the entire floors of ruins or other terrain pieces, meaning that melee focus armies get a massive advantage (specially in some BRB missions). The small point (750) doesnt help.
I know that in Ruins or Sector Mechanicus it says "Only INFANTRY, BEASTS, SWARMS and units that can FLY can be set up or end their move on the upper floors of ruins", so I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be allowed, but what about the other terrain pieces like containers and stuff?
Also how does the inclined bases (like in pic) actually work? I've seen many photos of people putthing flying tanks of top of ruins or unreachable terrain while being completely inclined and it was allowed.

>> No.70795059

God bless Girls Und Panzer.

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>> No.70795078

The only thoughts that could make a Custodian seem less ageless is it's mentioned Wardens are their veterans and have to have served for at least 500 years to gain the title.
If they were venerable at 10,000 years, a tenure of 500 years would be a mere term of duty for them.

>> No.70795096

Earth alone has like 24 trillion people on it or something dumb.

>> No.70795104

The fuck does that even mean?
Stop what? Did you fucking even follow the replies?

>> No.70795113

Bring back Combat Patrol

>> No.70795119

Measuring from base to base in those situations is mongoloid. Get close enough, the model is massive and can attack the dweebs on top.

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>> No.70795138

You would use wobby model syndrome rule

>> No.70795140

his bones have crystallised completely, his blood vessels are starting to turn turgid, his eyes have faded into glowing pits of light and he's so fucking old he's lost the standard eldar graceful movement.

Literally the only thing keeping him going by this point is his determination to see this bullshit through to the end.

>> No.70795152

>while her extra long tongue
I delivered, shush.

>> No.70795157

> Terra: glorious hive temple capital world covered in gold and guarded by the Custodes
> Necromunda: hive world essentially Judge Dredd crossed with cyberpunk western where gangs formed from Romeo and Juliet style Houses fight for supremacy.
> Armageddon: trench warfare the planet filled with WW1 soldiers fighting Orks and Daemons.
Yeah, these three are the same.

>> No.70795185

Custodians are ageless but that doesn't mean they don't die.

The fuckers have been fighting a war in the webway for what, 10,000 years now? They must be suffering attrition at that rate.

>> No.70795188

Just like how GW did.

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>> No.70795302

>But I'm straight, you xenos
>So are noodles until they're wet

>> No.70795324

yes and yes

>> No.70795349

>What is warp fuckery

>> No.70795379

Kek, came ask this too

>> No.70795550

Id let her steal my seed

>> No.70795614

>i have no argument so i have to resort to attacking the style of the response


>> No.70795654

"it's been seven years since nids got anything" is hardly a point in your argument's favour

>> No.70796068

Space marines are boring now because they're it. They're all that ever happens in 40k. I fall asleep everytime I read a space marines novel, because it's all so predictable and boring. They are mary sues, and mary sues are the default.

If you want space marines to not be boring, you need to stop the constant drip feed of space marine content. Show me more dark eldar novels where they fight things other than space marines. Show me a novel about the tau versus the orks. If there has to be a human perspective in these novels for the reader to relate to, make it from a dark eldar slave, and a guevasa recruit.

Give me a genestealer's cult novel where the cult has to plan the uprising against the guard. Give me a chaos novel told from the perspective of an exodite.

Just give me anything other than more space marine stories and more space marine toys.

>> No.70796304

Howdy /40kg/, got in another game v my Speed Freeks buddy as my Crimson Fists. Mission was Quarters deployment and you lose Tac objectives if Characters die. I wanted to change up the list from last time since he was tabled bottom of T2 last game, but he insisted on fighting the list as-is so he could try different things and try to “solve the puzzle”. He did a number of things differently and it was a closer game.
>Never shot at the LRC, did not charge the LRC. It went about its Raider business but killed considerably less buggies than game 1.
>Spread out more, didn’t let me drop D3 mortals on six buggies with a space laser.
>Kept out of LOS of the Devs better, made me move to get shots off.
>Focued Fire on the terminators instead of figuring he could just leave CC and speed off next turn. Everything they touch dies, so he just fired until they went away.
>Shot the tacticals instead of their rhinos. In response I charged with rhinos to shut down his shooting. It’s a tricky puzzle.
>Did not teleport all the dragstas into my face into punching range. Actually kept his anti-tank around most of the game. Last time I ate it all T1.
Things he did not do
>If he has an opportunity to tag my whirlwind, he needs to take it. Double shooting vengeance rounds under Fist Dev Doctrine is close to a purpose built buggy wrecker. Even lighting it up with supa shootas to cripple it would have helped.
>Ignored the lasback to shoot at rhinos. Doubt that will happen again.
>Made no attempt on Pedro’s life. I didn’t give him much opportunity but even just inconveniencing him for a turn to keep his aura still helps.
>Did not fire on devs. I expected them to get torn up by that dakkajet but even their bolter guy was still around.
Much higher casualties on my end than last time. Five assault termies, 25 marines, and a rhino compared to five marines and two rhinos. Much better match.

>> No.70796404

index imperium II

>> No.70796431

They're in CA2019 now.

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