>>56818172
>I can't believe I'm going on a Crusade and my childhood friend is a Living Saint?!?!!
It follows the misadventures of Claudius Terentius Cirsus, just your regular Ultramarine tactical that is trying not to fucking die during a Crusade, altogether with his best friend, a Salamander called Mandingo McFlamer, and his childhood friend, Sister Tsuntsun from the Sisterhood of the Holy Bakas. But things go to worse as the Demon Primarchs returns, Celestine oneechan seems to take an interest on our protagonist, a yandere Eldar Farseer starts stalking him, and he discovers a dark secret from Azezezkiel, a Dark Angel who is destined to his same detachment, which causes a secret organization to start chasing him down. Hilarious hijinks ensue and Claudius discovers that a SECRET HIDDEN POWER resided inside him since the beginning, and that it's the only way to save the Imperium from the Dark Overlords.
>Slaneesh demons get swapped with trap lolis
>Khorne demons are just big STRONK red onis
>Nurgles are neet shut ins shy girls
>Tzeentch are nerdy megane wizards