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Primaris Edition

Old: >>56551810

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>> No.56554540
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56554540

First for mechanicus waifus

>> No.56554543
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First for lumpy.

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>>56554540
Seconding this.
Post more Mechanicus Waifu's

>> No.56554576
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Assail them, my flock of loyal skulls!

>> No.56554578

I want to do a saint model that isn't Celestine for my Guard. What rules do you think would be good for a count as saint? Psyker? Yarrick? Inquisitor?

>> No.56554582

Turns out the only infantry for which a single model reliably one-rounds a standard Terminator in melee are Wulfen with Great Frost Axes on the charge, Blightlord Terminators with Flail of Corruption, Meganobz with double Killsaws, and Custodes with Power Knife + Sentinel Blade. Everything else fails to measure up, including apparent heavy hitters like Wraithblades and Paladins. Who knew?

>> No.56554583

>>56554576
who have no rules anymore yay... hurrah...

>> No.56554592
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Has the herald of Nurgle been squatted? Can't find it on the store.

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>>56554521
8th for the 8th legion

>> No.56554595
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Describe your Dudes in 10 words or less
>Long duration Infiltration Team on experimental Stealth-Cruiser

>> No.56554600

>>56554543
Too slow, Lumpy, try again next time though, you can do it!

>> No.56554601

>>56554582
Bullgryn too.

>> No.56554602

>>56554582
A single model, or the unit?

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Reminder

>> No.56554615

>>56554582
Except no one ever measures model to model, they measure point for point. The real heavy hitters like Genestealers can outnumber the Terminators 4-to-1 for the same points and just make a complete mess of them in those numbers.

>> No.56554618

>>56554582
...what the fuck did you do with the Paladin?
Shouldnt his hammer BTFO a Terminator in a round?

>> No.56554625

>>56554576
Servo skulls on sticks look so wrong.
The scribe servo skull looks so cool and realistic in comparison.

>> No.56554627
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>Mfw trying to paint dark purple over models that are primed black
Why the fuck did i do this to myself!? I can't see shit.

>> No.56554629

>>56554540
>>56554573
I'm surprised we don't have more body augmentation kink stuff with the mechanicus.
>The human is the perfect machine! With the Astartes as an example, it is modular and open to.. "improvements." Let us show you the majesty of the supple skin with the cold steel.
I know we got unofficial models of sexy engineseers, but c'mon.

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>>56554595
Like the last two times, Tunnel Snakes Rule.

Stop spamming this, though.

>> No.56554644

>>56554629

When you go more machine than human you start not caring much about your junk and focus on science.

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>>56554573
Are lewds okay?

>> No.56554651

>>56554635
I thought maybe the people who're online would change.
will limit to 1 post per day or so.

>> No.56554658

>>56554595
>The glorious 4th battle company of Ultramarines, circa M38

>> No.56554659

>>56554595
Dudes in the desert who try to run fast.

And soon to be

Air Cavalry Mercs, flying warkoptas working for teef and guns.

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>>56554645
This...this is a blue board, anon.
WTF were you thinking, posting this here.

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>>56554595
Death Guard/CSM
>The unsung Word Bearers who guard supply lines and forgeworlds.

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>>56554573
>praise be the machine spirit

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>>56554573

>> No.56554697
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Toying with the idea of starting a Cyber-Daemon/Doom inspired Dark Mechanicus army. So I raised the bits box and made this as a test model. Still got to add some green stuff and make the joints look more organic, bit what do you think? Good idea or a waste of time?

>> No.56554700

>>56554595
Angry cultists arguing about which is worse xenos or loyalists.

>> No.56554706

What are you hoping to see at the Open Day this weekend? We saw a ton of shit this year at a similar event so GW might give a glimpse of whats coming next year.

>> No.56554715
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Tfw still not decided my lore for my Death Guard force.

I have: Typhus, A daemon prince, a caster, a lord of contagion, a chaos lord.

I have 3 deathshroud, 5 blightlords and 4 of the 5 characters (excluding the grenade guy).

I have 40 poxwalkers and 20 Plague Marines (Outfitted with lots of special weapons).

I have 3 bloat drones.

And I have 3 plaguetanks.

Maybe 5th company, since they specialize in daemon vehicles and I have a lot of them? Maybe 1st company since they have Typhus?

>> No.56554722

>>56554521
does anynone here have the image of the """viable""" mastadon build?

>> No.56554723
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>>56554629
Stop being such a thirsty virginfag.

Mechanicus don't give a shit about "kink" they are cold, logical, detached from the flesh. They are about body-horror and callousness, not sexiness.

>> No.56554726

>>56554697
Sounds and looks DOPE as fuck, anon.
Do get rid of the necron symbols on his gun, though.

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>>56554645
Time for the REALLY sick shit, you vanilla pussy.

>> No.56554732

>>56554576
>Skulliumus, get the toilet paper

>> No.56554752

>>56554645
I didn't know you liked them young, you sicko. There are not enough transistors for that to be an adult.

>> No.56554753

>>56554697
Looking pretty fucking cool, anon. Where's that gun from, since I need some Kastelan guns myself?

What I lill say is that some of the parts haven't married particularly well, like the shoulder pod and whatever that backpack thing is. Take a file to them and make them fit a little more flush and it'll look nice.

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>>56554573
sadly there arent many mechanicum girls.

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>>56554592
Maybe. I think AoS is getting a Nurgle update soon. So maybe new kit?

>> No.56554773

>>56554731
Slannesh approves, you kinky bastard.

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>>56554731

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsy62VtKED4

>> No.56554786

>>56554595

#1:
>Mobility obcessed assault madmen with shittonnes of Librarians

#2:
>Alien-hating radicals with a love of plasma and tonks

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>>56554573
Last one i have

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local gw store is doing aan apocalypse, however I only have 750 points of tau. should I still attend, or is this not enough?

>> No.56554805

>>56554788
You'll make a nice speed bump.

>> No.56554812

>>56554706
New kit is confirmed

>> No.56554813

>>56554726
Oh shit yeah, didn't even notice them. Good spot!

>>56554753
Cheers man. The gun I believe is from the underside of a Necron Triarch stalker or annihilation barge (I can't remember). I know what you mean about the box on the back, it was put there to hide the cable ends but I don't think I'm a fan either.

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56554821

Gaming etiquette 101 here:
- count down your wounds folks. It's even encouraged now, with the degrading stats being based off of wounds remaining.

- scoop up failed hits, not successes. Allows your opponent to check and verify your rolls.

>> No.56554822

>>56554540
I don't think I'd want my dick anywhere near that... thing.

>> No.56554826
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>>56554595
>Da Unkillablez: Freeboota expertz at lootin' booze an' muckin' about

>> No.56554827

>>56554788
Do it, it could be fun

>> No.56554830

>>56554601
Sadly, no. A Bullgryn on the charge only deals 1.19 wounds on average against a normal terminator.

>>56554602
>>56554615
This is purely a dick-waving contest, not a useful tactical analysis. As far as points-efficiency goes, most TEQs are rather on the middling side this edition. I was just comparing them for fun on the basis of which elite infantry modle kicks the most ass. (For the record, it depends on target, but it's one of the five mentioned above.)

>>56554618
Comes close (1.67 wounds), but no cigar. Against Daemon keyword he makes it.

>> No.56554837

>>56554595

Extremely racist degenerate space elf nobility moonlighting as pirates

>> No.56554843

>>56554821
>count down your wounds folks. It's even encouraged now, with the degrading stats being based off of wounds remaining.
there are people who don't do this?

>> No.56554852

>>56554582
Oh, and Deathshroud Terminators with Manreapers, derp. Still not remotely worth their 75ppm, and probably not even the updated 60ppm, but if you want to be the baddest (infantry) motherfucker on the battlefield, very little can measure up.

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>>56554697
Do it

>> No.56554857

>>56554788
It is apoc, you could attend and ally with someone. Maybe get away with a proxy if you're new and don't piss people off. Not the most serious of modes.
You won't be able to play alone, unless you're fine with being annihilated immediately.

If you can proxy, make a neat Tigershark or something?

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>>56554812
Eh? What was it and how was it confirmed?

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>>56554830
>only 1.67 wounds
AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH
WHY ARE MY GKs SO SHIT

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>>56554787
Or is it the last one?

>> No.56554886

>>56554773
>>56554784
What was it?

>> No.56554895

>>56554869
>still that much unaltered meat
Gross

>> No.56554899

>>56554813
I haven't ever used wire for my Admech conversions (what is that, guitar strings?) but for my Kairic Priests and the cables going on my Rataphrons at the moment I found that greenstuffing on a little extra flesh hides cable ends just fine. After you're done painting it hit it with a reddish wash to make it look a bit inflamed if you want, or just have it as a grafted bit. I'd sculpt stitches, but my GS skills are too shoddy to even try.

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56554901

What's some assassin content beyond Nemesis and the Watson Inquistor trilogy? Preferably something where the assassins don't fucking job to everything, but I understand that's probably asking too much.

>> No.56554905

Show me your Primaris

>> No.56554911

>>56554886
A really hot toaster that is open to new things.

>> No.56554912

>>56554822
>Smart and sexy sipderbot waifu
>Tits to die for
>not wanting your fleshsword near it

What are you gay?

>> No.56554913

>>56554723
>tfw no chainsaw mouth mechanicus GF

>> No.56554922

>>56554869
source?

>> No.56554923

>>56554843
Yes actually, a bunch of my friends mark wounds received, not remaining.

>> No.56554934

>>56554857
>>56554805
>>56554827
Since I'm Xenos, I'll get allied with Chaos or Imperium anyway, so I'll guess I go, thanks everyone

>> No.56554946

Is putting a combi-melta on a chaos rhino worth the points?

>> No.56554949

>>56554595
Soul sharing siblings scour stars and secure slaves sadistically.

>> No.56554953

>>56554865
Marine tax, Terminator tax, Psyker tax. If it helps, they can improve their numbers offensively with Hammerhand and defensively with Sanctuary, but Paladins probably should be BS2+.

>> No.56554979

>>56554787
Man, Sacristan model when?

>> No.56554980

>>56554899
Yeah it's my old G-string :^) from my bass.

That's a good shout on the red and stitches. I'll give it a go when the GAS arrives. Worst case scenario I can take it off.

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>>56554905

>> No.56554989

>>56554843
It's the worst when you not 100% intimately familiar with their army

>> No.56554996

>>56554595
Adequately endowed green cockney dudes with a need for speed

>> No.56555007

>>56554934
It will be fun, but speaking from experience you'll be on the table against 3000+ point armies and one fuck who will drop everything he owns down, including that thousand dollar Titan. Find an ally or be the guy who attacks an army already engaged with someone else.

>> No.56555021

>>56554860
https://twitter.com/edgeblend/status/931203516319793154

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>>56554905

>> No.56555044

>>56554865
>Paladins get WS2+
>Terminators drop down to 35ppm
>Nemesis weapons get "Excess damage from this weapon is not lost; instead keep allocating damage to another model in the unit until either all the damage has been allocated or the target is destroyed."

>> No.56555048

>>56555021
What does Tom Walton do at GW?

>> No.56555051

I'd like to see more data sheets/units with multiple faction Keywords.
Like how Cypher has Imperium and Chaos.

>> No.56555052

I want to get some stuff like Rhinos and Predators for my Chaos dudes but I'm think of issues: a. because I don't have the display shelf room, b. because I'll need multiples for each army I play, and I'm not spending £250 on tanks to just be a different colour.

So how can I create a "one scheme fits chaos" paintjob for tanks, that I can use across all 4 cult armies without much fuss?

>> No.56555060

>>56555048
He fluffs the modelers.

>> No.56555061

Peach seemed much more comfortable in the Tiamet video; can he surpass Duncan?

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>>56554922

>> No.56555077

>>56554934
proxy something good

>> No.56555082

>>56555044
Personal wishlist for flavor reasons
>Any model in this unit may replace its storm bolter for a Storm Shield.
How can you have knights without shields!?!?!?

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>>56554905

>> No.56555094

>>56555052
Just have your armored support be from a different warband.

>> No.56555101

>>56555076
it's titled 'spoiler image'

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>>56554979
>Sacristan
Will this one suffice?

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>>56554595
Cadre fireblade laughs seeing the gue´la taking the ghostkeel bait

>> No.56555117

>>56555043
How do Agressors fare in battle? How do you use them?

>> No.56555120

>>56555052
Black Legion. They even have named sub Cults of each.

>> No.56555121

>>56555089
AS SOON AS I EXTRICATE MYSELF FROM THIS DOOR FRAME I'LL START ANOTHER 40K THREAD ON /TG/

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>>56554595
I have several <my dudes> in a somewhat coherent narrative

>Exiled Astartes rogue trader fleet hunting secret Alpha Legion colonies

>Alpha Legionnaires stockpiling resources in preparation for apocalyptic Tyranid threat

>Colony used as genestealer petri dish. Genestealers pull a Jurassic Park.

>> No.56555124

>>56555101
Hover over it newfriend

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>>56555052
When in doubt, look to reality. Any basic tank camo will look fine in any army (though desert and forest camo depends on your army's colors).

>> No.56555135

>>56554543
I'm tempted to learn casting just so I can make an army of sassy nurglings.

>> No.56555165

>>56554911
Gonna need more sauce than that.

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>>56555048
Designer
Picture is event dudez

>> No.56555184

>>56554760
He's in the Nurgle SC box, which I think is still available.

>> No.56555188

>>56555126
That is a worn re-color though. You could have picked a better picture to give advise.

>> No.56555190

>>56555044
That third bit is extremely powerful, like insanely so. I'm crunching the numbers and it turns Blightlord Terminators into fucking blenders, as in, each one kills over 5 GEQ alone per fight (though that's also the Flail's d3 attacks, that weapon's nuts).

It's a huge buff, but it would make GKs kick ass against hordes. I could see it. For the record, aside from Mortal Wounds, only the Deathwing Knights and Blightlord Terminators get it.

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>>56554760
I'll just sit here with my almost 21 year old Ork Warbuggies.

>> No.56555195

>>56555165
Can't really tell you any more without running afoul of the mods.

>> No.56555198

>>56554830
They do 2 damage

>> No.56555201

>>56555124
ohhh lol, thanks

>> No.56555206

>>56555123
dammit i fucked up the last one. 11 words.

what even are numbers

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Was Cawl really that strong that 250 points wasn't enough? I've never seen a Mechanicus list place at a tournament, and I've never heard anythign about AdMech being OP. What's GW's game?

>> No.56555211

>>56555168
>Obligatory token female.

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>>56554664
My depravity knows no bounds

>> No.56555239

>>56555195
Mods wont strike unless you outright post lewd.
Even censored lewd is ok like this>>56554869

>> No.56555240

>>56555208
maybe they'll also give him an ability to shit space marines and technology out of his nonexistent asshole

>> No.56555243

>>56555195
You can post a source without problems.

>> No.56555247

>>56555117
They either get removed hard because they are a huge threat or they get ignored and ruin a light infantry unit's day. Their anti infantry dakka game is real, they just don't really have the ability to survive that well. I imagine they're pretty great when unloaded from a repulsor, but I just slog mine, usually running behind a brick vehicle for line of sight or have them hold the line in cover, which they are great at.

An apothecary can really help them stay on the board too if they don't get Insta gibbed by say, basilisks. I kinda wanna try out the flamer flavor for their overwatch.

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>>56554788

do it, just keep in mind there will be a lot of waiting between turns for you. If you go in knowing this already, you will enjoy it as an opportunity to hang out with your local 40k crew and shoot the shit instead of just play the game.

>> No.56555254

>>56555193
Zoggin' hell, they've been the same model since 2nd-3rd edition?

Even the Ork Trukk got an update. Why hasn't the Warbuggy/Wartrakk been updated yet?

>> No.56555255

>5000pts painted in a scheme I don't like anymore
>2000pts of unbuilt models that'll never get used because the rules are trash
>No motivation to play as it's just an imperial circlejerk apart from me, the only Xenos
>Sat looking at different schemes and conversions with no motivation to make them because of above points

This is suffering, help me end this paralysis guys

>> No.56555256

>>56555208
Cawl was bad for internal balance. Outside of Stygies/Lucius cheeses, literally every admech list is best as Mars/Cawl.

>> No.56555265

>>56554987
Go be autistic somewhere else Seth. Sanguinius would be happy to have the Flaw Cured.

>> No.56555270
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Bouncing some ideas for a new Deathwing list, how's this ?

The Chaplin, Ancient and Apothecary ride in the Land Raider with the Deathwing Knights while the Deathwing Terminators and Belial deep strike in an alpha strike.

Alternatively I could take out one Terminator unit and put a fully armed Contemptor Mortis, a multimelta on the the Land Raider and perhaps get some Watchers for the other units.

>> No.56555276

>>56555225
I love some girl on girl action.

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>>56554986

>> No.56555296

special characters truly are a problem if they have to be fixed and fine tuned all the time

>> No.56555300

>>56554627
I know the go-to is usually white primer for that but grey primer works pretty well for purple.

>> No.56555308

>>56555270
>No plasma
I dunno Anon, not very fluffy is it?

>> No.56555314

>>56554715
I'm stuck on this myself.

With other armies I make my own chapter or clan but even without special characters I feel like DG aren't my dudes.

>> No.56555315

>>56555193
Marines are the only army that has kits from 2003+
Everyone else is stuck in the 90’s

Necrons, Tau, Admech and GSC do not count since those are new (3rd editions onwards)

>> No.56555321

>>56555190
>That third bit is extremely powerful, like insanely so.
I was worried about that. I wanted a way to buff GKs hordeclear without making them OP vs. Multi-Wound models.
>(As +1A across the board would make GK even better vs. elite / single model units)

Could tack it onto every weapon save Falchions.

Goes from 10 GKPA (w/ Halberds) killing 4 Guardsmen to 9.

What just gets my goat is that vs. Hordes GKs are WORSE in melee as storm bolters clear chaff better
>10 PAGK kill 6 Guardsmen w/ Rapid Firing stormbolters

>> No.56555334

>>56554813
It's the triarch stalker's heat ray

>> No.56555337

>>56555315
Tau did get models refreshed despite being new.
See Broadsides etc

>> No.56555339

>>56555198
4 attacks (on the charge), hitting on BS3+, wounding on 3s (S7 vs T4), AP-1 versus a 2+ save, dealing 2 damage a pop. 4*(2/3)*(2/3)*(1/3)*2 = 1.185

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>>56555256

I feel like he showed up the other forge worlds because most of the other forge worlds are mediocre, not because Cawl is too strong.

>> No.56555353

>>56554843
About half of my local players count down, half count up.
It's a retarded tournament player trick to psych you out so you dont know if something is barely holding onto life or if you've barely scratched the paint, unless you've sat down and memorized every army.
It's a dumb trick and all it does it create confusion.

>> No.56555365

>>56555168
Look at all dem soyboys

>> No.56555375

>>56555365
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? IS IT JUST THE NEWEST BUZZWORD?

>> No.56555379

>>56555353
See I feel like id confuse myself. I'd glance at a rhino that'd only taken 3 wounds, think it only had 3 left, and be stupid.

>> No.56555391

>>56555375
Yes.

>> No.56555396

>>56555193
What surprises me more is that Orks never got plastic deff koptas despite GW having the kit from 5th edition's starter kit.

>> No.56555397

>>56555337
Exactly the point.
Beside marines and the new armies everyone is stuck with 90s crap

>> No.56555398

Grimaldus, an Emperor's Champion, a 10- model Crusader squad(chainswords and a power sword on the sword brother) and an Ironclad Dreadnought, all in a Stormraven.

Is this too many eggs in one basket for a 2000 point game?

>> No.56555414

>>56555398
How many points is that? (Transport and Transportees)

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>>56555353
>rules don't force you to mark taken wounds in any way
oops i forgot how many wounds my vehicle had taken

>> No.56555424

>>56555397
I meant that Tau despite being new, got their stuff redone despite not being old. Armies have models older than Tau but Tau got refreshes

>> No.56555441

>>56555420
Fuck man....

Could you imagine xD

>> No.56555445

>>56554543
Is that what /tg/ has named that nurgling? Lumpy? I love it.

>> No.56555450

>>56554787
Jesus what the fuck is the focus of that picture supposed to be. I mean it's cool but the composition is a mess.

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>>56555420
No problem, I remember, it had only 1 left.

>> No.56555474

>there are people in this thread that think Primaris won't replace the entire SM range within the next 5-7 years

>> No.56555482

>>56555414
Grimaldus: 120
Emperor's Champion: 75
Crusader Squad, 5 Initiates, 5 Neophytes, one Power Sword: 124
Ironclad Dread with chainfist, two heavy flamers: 156
Stormraven with Twin Multi Melta, Twin Assault Cannon, Hurricane Bolters: 311

>> No.56555483

>>56554595
>The flesh is weak.

>> No.56555485

>>56555474
If shorties get discontinued I'll sell off my space marines.
I was looking to start another xeno army anyway.

>> No.56555490

>>56555466
no it didn't

>> No.56555492

>>56555254
Can't improve on perfection anon.

>> No.56555495

>>56554843
Counting down means an army of healthy guys will be standing in a sea of dice stupid

Just do the 1 second math for wounds remaining

>> No.56555503

>>56555255
sells the 2000pts points of unassembled models on eBay. If you are never going to use them, get a bit of your money back. As for the 5000pts painted, either strip the paint off or sell them as well.

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>>56555490
implying

>> No.56555516

>>56555474
Mate, this company holds onto molds for as long as humanly possible. You think they will just dump everything on the spot?

>> No.56555517

>>56555208
It still will be. Full rerolls are just too good. Same reason why Guilliman will still be in every Imperium list if his rules aren't nerfed. The problem is the fact that he makes Space Marine armies basicallu auto-hit amd auto-wound. By himself hes not a big deal.

>> No.56555519

>>56555495
You don't need to put the dice there until they actually take a wound.

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>>56554905

>> No.56555527

>>56555474
Yup, this is why I can't be bothered carrying on with my marine projects.

These people are everywhere at the local GW. The usual counter they respond with is "but they're cool models!'

This was from a guy you 100% no irony, no sarcasm stated that he 'didn't like leaks, rumours or even things being announced far in advance, as it spoils any surprise'

>> No.56555528

>>56555352
Kind of. All other forgeworlds pale in comparison to Cawl being able to give shroudpsalm every tingle turn.

>> No.56555531

>>56555482
786/2000 pts
Or 39.3% of your force.

Yes. That's just asking to get shot down and potentially end the game in a single turn.

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>>56554595
>Discount Black Legion, but with power mauls + an Autocannon fetish.

>> No.56555539

Has anyone ever ordered from Alpharius' Affiliates? I kinda wanted to order some GSC, but I've heard mixed things about them.

>> No.56555545

>>56555516
On the spot? No. But they'll slowly stop selling the Marinelets.

>> No.56555552

My new tyranid warriors.

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>>56554905

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>>56555552
Forgot pic.

>> No.56555572

>>56555552
I suppose there was to be a picture here, yes?

>> No.56555576

>>56555315
GSC were 2nd edition anon. Admech had models for techpriests and robots in RT days too not to mention Armorcast Titans and the Skullz Admech set.

>> No.56555581

>>56555569
the trooper is strong in this one.

>> No.56555583

>>56555569
SO ORIGINAL

>> No.56555588

>>56555490
Oh, Anon I thought you said you didn't remember.

>> No.56555591

>>56555375
It's the new nu-male that has the benefit of rhyming

>> No.56555592

>>56555531
I could probably drop Grimaldus and the Champion - 190 points out of the pile, and the squad still has some threat against non-assaulty units because 20 attacks and a reliable charge.

>> No.56555596

>>56555569
Did you paint your grey tide guardsmen grey? Fuck you

>> No.56555603

>>56555450
While i am not proficient or educated in arts or anything now that you mention it it is a crowded pic .

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>>56555569
The only good bug is a DEAD bug!

>> No.56555605

>>56555569
Fuck off with that movie shit. Laser bugs vs gorilla marines or nothing.

>> No.56555606

>>56555375
Yes.

As to what it refers to; unfermented soy (tofu, soy milk, that meme soy meal replacement) contains phytoestrogens, which act like estrogen in humans when eaten. A diet high in unfermented soy can result in a hormonal imbalance that makes men more feminine both in body and behavior. It's just a new way to say numale now that the term has science behind it and it's not just an arbitrary demographic.

>> No.56555609

>>56554595
Pretty much the worst at everything

>> No.56555621

>>56555527
Primaris players are always so fucking annoying.
GW should just axe the starter sets and just produce Start Collecting boxes with the core rules and codex included so every edition we don't have every other table being the same two carbon copy armies against each other.

Remember when Death Guard was a total rarity to see on the table? Almost nobody played Nurgle?
Now the fucker's in about 30% of all battles.

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>>56555375

>> No.56555624

>>56555569
Wow, where did you get them?

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>>56555596
Trying to paint them like pic related.

>> No.56555628

>>56555506
What army would this nugget play ?

>> No.56555633

>>56555168
>Robin Cruddace
>Lead Rules Writer
That explains so much

>> No.56555639

>>56555606
Beer hops has the same effect, why haven't people used that, instead?

>> No.56555644

>>56555626
Oh, alright then. I thought you took meming way to far

>> No.56555646

>>56555605
The book was boring as shit political commentary with barely any action. The book is shit.

>> No.56555648

>one of only 2 HQ options now more expensive because of Shitters abusing her
>other HQ is almost literal dog shit
This is a new kind of feels as a sisters player, though let's face it: nuCelestine wasn't designed for us anyway.

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>>56555628

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>>56555225
>can clearly see it's a nig

>> No.56555660

>>56555626

Have you got some thunderhawk blue and dark reaper? That'll get you the armour effect. The cloth part, vallejo game color has the perfect one called dark grey or heavy grey, something like that and its the exact colour you'd want

>> No.56555661

>>56555646
>Muh action
Go play call of duty.

>> No.56555663

>>56555639
Because it doesn't rhyme. Try to keep up

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>>56554697
>Toying with the idea of starting a Cyber-Daemon/Doom inspired Dark Mechanicus army.
Great minds, anon. I'm working on a special marine for my Flesh Tearers. Still need a double barrel side by side from the GSC Hybrids kit, some arms from the Catachan kit, and some bits to kitbash a chainsaw out of.

>> No.56555672

>>56555605
>not using Roughnecks as inspiration for your Scion squad
Naw, fuck off.
>>56555663
Why would someone intentionally try to be stupid?

>> No.56555673

>>56554595
Black Templars wearing red pauldrons to honor their Sister saviors.

>> No.56555674

>>56555225

I can see the right side of the shaft and some pubes

Help I am triggered

>> No.56555679

>>56555660
Do i mix thunderhawk blue and dark reaper or just base dark reaper and highlight thunderhawk blue?

>> No.56555685

>>56555660
>>56555626

Found it, called "Heavy Charcoal"

>> No.56555698

>>56555673
I miss the days when sisters disliked space Marines because they were untrustworthy mutants prone to going rogue

>> No.56555701

>>56554645
Now that's a milf if I ever did see one.

>> No.56555704

>>56555375
It's just an /lgbt/ meme. It's the idea that soy products will make you feminine, and they don't. They just like to pretend that there's a "natural" way to replace their hormones and make themselves girly because they're a bunch of new agey dumbfucks.

>> No.56555706

>>56555653
I'm pretty sure she's asian

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>>56555706

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>>56554595
Stormtroopers that have an habit of being in bad places.

>> No.56555723

>>56555639
Because it doesn't work regardless.

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>>56555706
Oh he's not looking at the girl >;3

>> No.56555727 [SPOILER] 
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Papa Nurgle provides

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the whole squad.

>> No.56555740

>>56555666
>Numbers check out
Oh shit

>> No.56555741

>>56555679

If it were me I'd base it black, thin layers of dark reaper until you're happy and then do a very light, all over dry-brush thunderhawk blue, I think that'd get you the colour you want, then you can do edge highlighting with more thunderhawk blue. For extreme edge highlights use a nice light grey colour, maybe ulthuan grey.

I'd say get a few of your men and try out some different combinations and techniques to see what you like

>> No.56555745

>>56555735
So who is Rico?

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>>56554521

>> No.56555753

>>56555735
Needs some highlights on the grey, they're a little one-note right now.

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>>56555716

>> No.56555781

>>56555396

We also don't have a plastic Warboss despite him being in there too.

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>>56555727

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>>56555727

>> No.56555793

>>56555753
Good enough for your average guardsman, IMO. That's something to go back and do after the bulk of the army is done. Agree though.

Also think a stripe would be more aesthetic than entire helmet dome red.

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>>56554595
>would-be Necrontyr messiah "conserving" young races in a zoo

>> No.56555799

>>56555528

No Adeptus Mechanicus players in my group, he doesn't let you pick, just +1 -1 to the two dice mars gives you right?

>> No.56555808

>>56554595
Armored Cavalry plus tanks with Orbital Drop Shock Trooper Support.

>> No.56555812

So who is the worse Sue? Cawl or Guilliman?

>> No.56555815

>>56555799
Yes, and that gives you about a 3/4 chance of getting shrouspsalm on canticles.

>> No.56555819

>>56555812
Guilliman

>> No.56555828
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Finally, a Death Guard book.

>> No.56555833

>>56555396
>>GW failed to individually package the ork units only available in black reach for the entire decade I've been in this hobby
Jeezy Pete's, gdubs.

>> No.56555836

>>56555812
Even as an Ad Mech and Flesh Tearers player who loathes everything Ultramarine, Cawl is the bigger Sue.

>> No.56555837

>>56555624
Mongoose used to make SST minis. I had a similar idea, when a FLGS put their stocks on deep discount. Apart from a few trials on different ideas, didn't get much further with the project and sold all the stuff to a friend with zero monetary losses to me.

>> No.56555844

>>56555799
Yeah, on both dice, which give you an insanely high chance to get whatever canticle you want. Like, 27/36 odds to get shroudpsalm every turn if I'm remembering the math correctly

>> No.56555849

>>56554946
What's its payload?

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>>56555727

>> No.56555858
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>>56555837
I paid $225 for an unopened starter set on ebay. Is actually a pretty fun game.

>> No.56555873

>>56555819
How is he a sue?
He is opposed on a number of his decisions, he wants to do what is best, but realizes how close he is to fucking up and actively believes he fucked up the Imperium with his own actions perhaps irrevocably, he gets slapped around by his own brothers in such a spectacular fashion that /hhg/ wouldn't believe it if they read it.

>> No.56555882

>>56555873
Because all the primarchs are sues.

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>>56555858
Lucky motherfucker.

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>>56555727
>not growing a 3rd boob to honor grandfather

>> No.56555896

>>56555673
That's not how you spell 'hats' anon.

>> No.56555900

>>56555727
>that nurgling licking the bodily fluids coming from the fallen sisters tentacle at the left.
Hhhhnnnggggg

>> No.56555917

>>56555727
>nurgle
>only 2 breasts

No, this does not expand boil.

>> No.56555931

>>56555727
I wish there were a tzeentch version.

>> No.56555938

>>56555873
He's right on everything, a peerless strategist, has the most righteous moral compass in the entire Imperium, is smart enough and compassionate enough to see all its failings while knowing exactly how to fix it, he's humble and respects everyone but does not hesitate to slap a bitch when it's needed, he fixes everything and everything would be fucked if not for him. He has absolutely zero flaws and no other character comes even close to his level of righteousness and competence.

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1050pts Alpha Legion
What should I spent those last 10 points on?

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>>56555727

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>>56555917
Here you go anon, she's probably teeming with space AIDS too

>> No.56555959

>>56555938
This poster is an ultramarine.

>> No.56555961

>>56555938
Go away Seth.

>> No.56555963

>>56555858
>225

I paid probably 160€ for the starter, 2 boxes of hoppers, 2 boxes of blasters, 2 plasma bugs and a brain bug. I got my money back when I sold the models forward, keeping the humans, rules, etc.

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>>56555954
>space AIDS

Good thing I'm a terrestrial creature.

>> No.56555980

>>56555648
I'm worried for Magnus. Thousand Sons already have very little going for them and I don't think I could stomach the loss of one of the only things keeping me from being rolled over

>> No.56555983

>>56555963
There weren't any cheaper ones at the time and i wanted it really bad.

>> No.56555995

>>56555639
Fermented or unfermented? Concentration? Because you may have your answer. If the only beers that have enough hops in them to have an effect are shitty, over hopped IPA microbrews, then you know why faggot numale hipsters are the only ones drinking them.

>> No.56555997

Any news on when the new Dark Angels codex will drop?

>> No.56556016

>>56555995
What kind of beer do you drink?

>> No.56556017

>>56555959
Basically.
>>56555938
>He has absolutely zero flaws
Other than his temper (Lorgar and Fulgrim can attest to that), guilt, and inability to see a correct path other than his own.
>no other character comes even close to his level of righteousness and competence
He is a skilled strategist and logician, and that was his thing among the primarches. The fact that his moral compass is not in line with the current Imperium, stated to be shit by all sources since day one, isn't something to be held against him.

>> No.56556025

>>56555980
We didn't hear anything about his point changes. Meanwhile, he just got additional power and WT he can take(both are trash) and can expect buffs in Daemon Codex.

>> No.56556028

>>56555243

It was a circuit diagram, we're engaging in a joke.

Get 4chanx

>> No.56556033

>>56554830
A paladin with a daemonhammer has 3 attacks, 1.5 hit, 1.25 wound, 5/6 get through saves and deal 3 damage

So in other words, a paladin has an 83% chance to kill a terminator in one round, which definitely is going to be on average

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>>56555727
There is still time to repent for spreading heresy and returning under emperor's light anon. Report to the closest commissar.

>> No.56556039

>>56555308
>d3 hits
I love plasma, but I look at that fire rate and just cringe. They could've at made it a bit cheaper than the assault cannon which is a minigun with heavy 6 - if there's something that I love more than plasma it's flamers and miniguns.

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>>56555321
Not really related to your post but I am reminded

>Grey Knights/Sisters(me) vs. Guilliman soup (plasma command scions/guardsmen/deathwatch/etc)
>Parks Bobby in middle of Russ horde to rehit/rewound EVERYTHING
>Deathwatch spill out of corvus, try to harass my sisters but fail charge.
>Turn 3 so plop 10 man strike squad near 10 man kill team
>Psybolt 40 S5 AP-1 away 8 of his dudes (Fucking storm shields saved 10 wounds)
I know it's a petty thing but god the disappointment in his attitude was delicious. Take that you "I swear I'm not WAAC, I just NEED big G to make my list viable!" fag.

>> No.56556055
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>>56555931
Closest you'll get.

>> No.56556067
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Fun day of Facebook today
First off, yeah our audience is whiny

>> No.56556076

>>56555398
You better have another distraction carnifex. If they pack anti-tank and can prevent disembarking with bubblewrap, you are fugged.

>> No.56556084

>>56556041
>XIII Primarch: You can re-roll any failed hit and wound
rolls for friendly ULTRAMARINES units within 6" of
Roboute Guilliman.

>> No.56556088
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>>56556067
Second off
titans FEAR women

>> No.56556095

>>56556041
But Guilliman only lets you reroll hits and wounds for Ultramarines? At best he could have been rerolling hits of 1.

>> No.56556099

>>56556016
Sapporo because I needed to find the intersection of pleb and weeb. But for full disclosure, I also drink Guinness and Harp when the mood strikes me.

>> No.56556100

Does anyone have the epub for Devastation of Baal?

>> No.56556104

>>56556076
I'm also running a 20 man footslogger Crusader squad with Grimaldus. Plus about a thousand points of other stuff I haven't decided on yet. Maybe some deepstrike terminators.

>> No.56556106
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>tfw LGS are mostly AoS shitters

>> No.56556113

>>56555315
>Marines are the only army that has kits from 2003+
Are you retarded

>> No.56556117

>>56556106
post proofs

>> No.56556125

>>56556117
That was proof you nigger.

>> No.56556134
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>Mfw just destroyed a Tau army with unupgraded Tyranids
>100 gaunts no upgrades
>3 carnifexes just two sets of scything talons
>6 warriors with scything talons
>Mawloc
>Swarmlord in a Tyranocite
>3 Venomthropes
His tears were delicious.

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>>56556100
You gonna bitch again?

>> No.56556143

>>56556088
Where is that art? Now I want my Shadowsword tank crew lead by a woman.

>> No.56556147

>>56555828

>Chris Wraight

that guy shits out more books than the rest of their novel team combined

>> No.56556149
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>>56556088
Pretty high tier waifu desu

>> No.56556153

>>56554595
Blood Angels in old brass armor with small elite numbers

>> No.56556158

>>56556067
Please try to keep normiebook posting at minimum and only do that if it contains absolutely vital info.

>> No.56556161

>>56556134
So you beat one of the single most nerfed armies in the game? I mean congratulations?

>> No.56556163
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>>56555648
What if they make her better but only for sisters?
>This act of faith can be used on a unit that has already benefited from an AoF this turn

>> No.56556170

>>56556161
As long as they still put out as much dakka as they do they're not nerfed faggot.

>> No.56556171
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56556171

Does Slaanesh have anything to do with dreams? Are there any demons who are outcasts from their gods and become independent?

>> No.56556188

>>56556163
>This act of faith can be used on a unit that has already benefited from an AoF this turn
this is stupid, very stupid

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>>56555666
Go anon, rip and tear! your double trips demand it!

>> No.56556207

>>56555648
Should've made Geminae mandatory.
Soupers would run her without them

>> No.56556208

>>56556170

They're pretty awful anon.

>> No.56556209

>>56556161
>implying tau are nerfed enough
They should keep nerfing them until they have nothing left.

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>>56556170
>Still complaining about Tau

>> No.56556213

>>56556149
its basically a dude with some light makeup

Which brings me to the point that if you are going to go to the trouble of putting a woman in a tank why wouldn't you make her look feminine. Also if it is a "YAS QUEEN women can be soldiers too!" why even bother putting make up on her in the first place?

>> No.56556217

>>56556163
I think she should have some kind of penalty for being in a non-Sisters army. Like she can't resurrect outside of a Sisters army. Or her resurrect is like a 5+ since their faith isn't as strong in her as a Sisters army would be.

>> No.56556228

>>56556213
Because drawing soldiers who look like supermodels is fucking stupid

>> No.56556232

>>56556213
Because there exists positions between “all women must stay in the kitchen” and “yaaas slay queen” in regards to women in uniform

The fact that this isn’t obvious means you’ve clearly been here too long

>> No.56556235

>>56555959
I'm fucking complaining here, mind you.

>>56556017
>Other than his temper (Lorgar and Fulgrim can attest to that), guilt, and inability to see a correct path other than his own.
Why would he need to see another path than his own considering every single thing he's done in 40k so far has been 100% right?

>> No.56556237

>>56556228
>Doesn't read the entire post

are you retarded?

>> No.56556238

>>56556213
Your butthurt is obnoxious and redundant. Stop posting.

>> No.56556247

>>56556228
If she is a tank operator why not make her hair noticable a bit?

>> No.56556249

>>56556235
Has it though?

>> No.56556251

>>56556171
>Does Slaanesh have anything to do with dreams?

Dreams? If you mean like dreaming then its demons, they can all manifest in your subconscious, a Khornate demon that takes over your body in your sleep and goes on a rampage or a Nurglite disease that corrupts the subconscious or anything else is all possible. Slaanesh is about excess, from innocence to bloodlust, if its excessive it pleases her.

>> No.56556254

>>56556228
"Sex sells" is a good enough reason to.

>> No.56556258

>>56556163
>>56556217
I agree that she should only be able to come back in a sisters army, but then people will just add a 45pt sisters unit and say "lawl patrol! She comes back!" because freely allying detachments is A FUCKING PROBLEM. Christ, Sigmar is better with its allies.

>> No.56556260

>>56556247
Long hair gets caught on mechanical bits inside a tank.

>> No.56556262

>>56556232
Women shouldn't wear make up on the battlefield, its just as retarded.

>> No.56556273

>>56556207
I actually usually take her with 1 because I get to use my old jump canoness again, and it makes me smile seeing her on the table again.

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>>56556084
>>56556095

>> No.56556280 [DELETED] 

>>56556238
>triggered

Found the soyboy.

>> No.56556281

>>56556262
Some women in modern armies get makeup tattooed on so they don't have to do it every day.

>> No.56556283

>>56556280
>Boy

>> No.56556289

>>56556262
You know that eyelashes are a natural phenomena and do not require eye liner to be visible from 10 feet

>> No.56556293

It's going to be interesting to see how they do it, considering how it was portrayed in the recent Shadowsword book
3 Shadowswords dug in on a hill, powered down and doing their best to hide while a friendly reaver and warhound distract a warlord and its mates - shadowswords power up when the warlord gets close enough, race against time to get a shot off before the warlord one shots them. It doesn't end well.

>> No.56556295

>>56556262
Why do you think anime and shit is so popular? Because it's super sexualized.
The more tits and ass something has the more popular it will be.

>> No.56556306 [DELETED] 

>>56556283
yes you have a Y chromosome, it doesnt matter how much soy you drink, its not gonn change that.

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>>56555666
>Doomguy
>losing a leg
ULTRA HERESY

>> No.56556313

>>56556295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmQqpPwxfoA

>> No.56556319

>>56556260
I never said long, just something that'd reach shoulders at best.
>>56556295
Anime is popular due to quirkiness.
It's shounen shit and some seinens that reach the top of popularity, not the senran kagura ovas or Infinite Stratos.

>> No.56556325

>>56556104
Your footslogs can be dealt with later.
Termies have a 9+" deepstrike to make charges unlikely w/ only stormbolters and 1 heavy weapon for dakka. They can be dealt with later.
Your stormraven? Immediate threat, scary payload that can move to guarantee charge. You gonna need to get something that was already assraping your opponent from afar to justify that.

>> No.56556326

>>56556295
This pretty much. I mean, girls don't care that much about action shit. They don't want a strong female that's basically a male re-skin. They want to be sexy and a great way to have women interested in a male hobby is to have sexy women that they can cosplay as.

>> No.56556330

>>56556033
Yup, you're absolutely right. Average damage calculations can be somewhat misleading, because the wound and d6-based system doesn't offer much granularity and probabilities get muddled up in the calculations with actual numbers. You have to interpret the numbers as well as just calculate them, especially when it comes to multi-damage weapons, because in cases like this it's often a question of one-shotting or not, as opposed to dealing partial damage like the numbers suggest. Kinda like the golden mean fallacy applied to statistics.

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>>56556293
>doing their best to hide while a friendly reaver and warhound distract a warlord and its mates

>> No.56556338

>>56555666
>This double trip will be ignored because you made a pegleg doomguy

>> No.56556340

>>56556307
It was the only body I had on hand to put the helmet on. He's probably going to get some Catachan legs if they're the right size.

>> No.56556360

>>56556134
>my buffed hyper cost-efficient codex army just beat one of the weakest armies in the game!
congrats

>> No.56556362

>>56556319
Still gonna get caught on shit.

>>56556325
I've been considering a pair of lascannon predators. Would that work?

>> No.56556369

>>56555288
>>56554986
whered you get that specific head

>> No.56556376

>>56556362
>Still gonna get caught on shit.
I don't think such degree of realism and fore-thinking is part of 40k.

>> No.56556382

>>56556170
git gud

>> No.56556385

>>56556258
>but then people will just add a 45pt sisters unit and say "lawl patrol! She comes back!"
Any old farts in this thread know of the times of 5th? edition where an army could only ally with certain, fluffy factions?
7e babby here.

>> No.56556390

>>56556376
Neither is making tank commanders look pretty for waifuism.

>> No.56556398

>>56556249
What mistakes has he made since awakening?

>>56556280
>soyboy.
Back to your containment board, subhuman.

>> No.56556399

Peachy looks funny

>> No.56556403
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnhihILJXo

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NOO AHAHHA AHHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BRUH HAHAH NO NO NO OH NO

>> No.56556404

>>56556134
I had a game with my tyranids too.
We did some weird open play mission where you could deploy up to the Center and the twist was all units get +1 attack, cue mass turn one charges.

The guy was playing tank guard so his t8 was a bit hard to crack but 10 genestealers rolling 50 attacks made short work of them while all he could do is retreat.

>> No.56556407

>>56556390
Realismfags need to die in a fucking fire. By your logic sisters should all shave their heads bald.

>> No.56556416

>>56556398
>upset at chan culture

Go back to tumblr, faggot

>> No.56556420

>>56556403
cringe post

>> No.56556421

>>56556319
>just something that'd reach shoulders at best.
>shoulder length hair
>in a Cadian regiment

>> No.56556422

>>56556385
Yes. Me. The one you quoted. I fucking hated it then, too because you'd have """""Sisters of Battle""""" lists with like 400pts of sisters and 1250+ points of guard.

>> No.56556436

>>56556407
I wouldn't mind that, shaved heads are a cute look.

That or put them all in helmets like the rest of my models

>> No.56556439

>>56556398
He's starting to accept that Emps is a god. He's hired that crazy priest, which is definitely going to backfire.

>> No.56556448

>>56556416
>chan culture
>not leaking board trash
Meme elsewhere.

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>>56556262

Now msot of the time i would agree with that. I am a huge advocate for realism in-setting for the most of the time.
But when i am buying female miniatures i would like them to be beautiful. This does not mean that i support retarded stiletto heels or at the other end of the spectrum someone that looks like they came out of muscle contest.
There is a line between over sexualised and dull.

Aside from the faces the current metal sisters of battle miniatures capture that aesthetic perfectly.
They have boob plates but not retarded stilettos
Their bodies are clearly feminene as you can make out from the shape of the armor, but the armor actually looks like something that can be usable and practical.

Everything in moderation people.

>> No.56556472

>>56556407
This always gets me because people don't care about such wild things happening and obvious things done for rule of cool, but then they get super triggered about women.

>We want a whole army of S2, T2 midgets!
>Women shouldn't be on the battefield!

>> No.56556473

>>56556362
>I've been considering a pair of lascannon predators. Would that work?
Maybe with a barebones captain & lieutenant for sweet rerolls? I'd want that gone if I had to worry about my vehicles.
If that works out, try adding a techmarine w/ a conversion beamer to patch up your boxes & harass your opponent further. Hell, you may be able to bait them into using that 3cp orbital bombardment on them.

>> No.56556474

>>56556332
OK, I want to hear that narration now. A whole documentary on Tyranids, then a "Forge Worlds" section with cyber-occularis and Rangers stalking their prey together, then Titans.

>> No.56556475

Do we have to have 40+ posts of triggered arguments between anons terrified of the repercussions of the presence of women and other anons upset other people don't like what they like every time gw draws a woman? Can we maybe do this every other time?

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>>56556407
If its done right shaved head sisters can look good

>> No.56556480 [DELETED] 

>>56556448
>soyboy upset hes a minority on the site

seriously, tumblr might be your speed.

>> No.56556485

>>56556449
>I am a huge advocate for realism in-setting except when it comes to my dick

>> No.56556493

>>56556475
I posted the facebook screencap. It went as well as I wanted it to ;^)

>> No.56556502

>>56556475

EURGH
WOMEN

EUUUUURGH

>> No.56556511

>>56555474

>There are conspiracy theorists in this thread dumb enough to think space marines will be squatted

>> No.56556516 [DELETED] 

>>56556475
My wife is shitposting in this very thread getting (you)s from triggered soyboys.

>> No.56556520

>>56556475
This manchild is triggered because GW has realised what year it is and is working to put more minority and female representation in 40k.

That’s literally it.

>> No.56556529

>>56556502

UNF
WOMEN

UUUUNFFF

>> No.56556532

>>56556529

Nah senpai that's how you get cooties

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>>56555648
I just hope the points increase was from the two Geminae and that they're free now. I can't stomach being punished for Imperium soup players.

>> No.56556542

>>56556520
Some of the older guys at the shop are getting annoyed of the changes. There's 3 girls at the store and they are loving all the changes.

>> No.56556543

>>56556520
>using current year argument

are you baiting?

>> No.56556559

>>56556493
At some point anon must be held accountable for being unable to avoid sperging out at the smallest perceived slight. Bait, intentional or otherwise, will always be there. Anon must collectively learn to fucking chill.

>> No.56556568

>>56554592
lol @ the tabs, senpai

>> No.56556580

>>56556502
>>56556529
Meta AF

>> No.56556585
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>that facebook screencap
>the utter butthurt in this thread
>That MWG video
Man. I could make myself a sand castle from the amount of salt in this thread.

>> No.56556586

>>56556403
what? whats the problem

am i missing a meme

>> No.56556587

>>56556516
Ah makes sense. Leaves you free to look after her son, right?

>> No.56556594
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56556594

Are there any good army-builder apps out there, which aren't bound to be shut down by GW's legal team?

>> No.56556596

>>56556585
Saltier than Lot's wife.

>> No.56556607
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>>56556485
Well i am not going overboard with it and i am not forcing the suspension of disbelief to ridiculous levels like some BL writers did .
Is it too much to ask beautiful minis that arent overtly sexualised?

Just give us plastic sisters with beautiful heads. I dont want any design changes on their armor.

>> No.56556611

>>56556594
pen and paper and brain

>> No.56556613

>>56556594
Battlescribe os your only bet.

>> No.56556614
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>>56556538
That's exactly what's happening, though. We're getting punished because of abusive waccfaggots. I wouldn't be surprised if Retributers went up in price because people are taking them to use an AoF with.

>> No.56556617 [DELETED] 

>>56556587
Man whats up with soyboys and fantasizing about getting cucked.

neck yourself

>> No.56556624

>>56554595
> A renegade knight quests for drugs & tits. A trainwreck.

>> No.56556626

>>56556611
Well I can account for 2/3

>> No.56556628

>>56556594
Battlescribe

>> No.56556631

>>56556538
You know they aren't. If they were free the soup kitchens would just add them in.

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>With the portal out of the plague garden almost fully deminished, the ynnari spent no effort but that which they directed towards reaching their shrinking goal. They ran with light steps, many dropping weapons and shedding armour to speed their passage.
>At the rear, the heavily armoured couled blade of the visarch retreated with slower and more determined purpose. Assisted by the volleys of nearby squads they launched themselves into the pursuing daemons again and again, cutting a swathe through their foes to hurl them back before giving ground once more.
>"we run," the Visarch commanded at last, when he saw that yvraine was all but a score of strides from the portals maw. And with that, the crimson-clad warriors turned as one and joined their companions in running as fast as possible with no thought to the baying horde at their back.

has this scene been posted yet? its pretty funny so I'd be surprised if it hasn't. from Ynnari ghost warriors btw.

>> No.56556650

>>56556613
>>56556628
Thanks

>> No.56556652

>>56555254
>>56555193
There was a whole article when the newer Ork Trukk and Battlewagon came out that basically boiled down to you being able to mix and match kits to make whatever vehicle you wanted. The Ork kits are very versatile

>> No.56556656

>>56556631
But Celestine is 250 with both Geminae, which was why they ran her solo.

>> No.56556666

>>56556307
Who's a man and about.. a fifth or so?

>> No.56556667

>>56556542
Three of them? Wow, I’ve never talked to a girl before...
Are they nice?

>> No.56556668

>>56556641
i'm literally laughing right now, so funny that text was

>> No.56556674
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>>56556614
Why must we suffer so?

>> No.56556682

>>56556542
i havent even noticed any changes.

are you talking about artwork of female guardsmen? they have been in the lore since forever

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>>56556674
>They make the base cost of retributors go up so it'd more expensive to put extra bolters in the squad for weapon security

>> No.56556721
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>>56556674
The cuteness in this gif...

>> No.56556726

>>56555735
I like the color you primed those.

>> No.56556729

>>56556617
Looks like they struck a nerve

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>>56556674

>> No.56556743

>>56556055
Tzeentch-chan a cute! Cute!

>> No.56556745 [SPOILER] 
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>>56554592
>>56556568

>40k feminist group

I joined it for heresy, i was not disappointed

>> No.56556746

>>56555576
kits

all the gsc kits are brand spanking new

>> No.56556754
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This Chapter approved thing... is this going to cost money?

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>>56556614
>>56556674
Because you deserve to be punished. Take off your pants.

>> No.56556761

>>56556667
One is really timid and awkward as fuck. Skinny, quiet and a chore to talk to. Another is deliciously thicc and quiet, but friendly. The last one is kind of ugly and loud. Friendly and a shit talker. Most guys just trash her right back and everyone has a good time laughing at the back and forth roasting, but the older guys can't handle it. They can't handle the other girls either for that matter. They get all tense and weird and then talk about how relieved they are when the girls leave.

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>>56556134
>spam low cost models in hoard edition
>against an index army that can't fight a grott in melee

Hmmmmmm......

They deserve it though. inb4 their codex drops and is super OP

>> No.56556765

>>56556641

>Yvraine, to her credit, spared two heartbeats to look behind as she reached the boundary of the fluctuating webgate. For one of those swift palpitations in her chest, she considered holding back, to assist the retreat of her followers. In the next such concern was dismissed. Not only was the Hand of Darkness too valuable a prize to be lost in an act of pointless sentiment, she herself as the Opener Of The Seventh Way had a grander destiny to fulfil.
>Having sensed the intent of his spirit bonded mistress alorynis darted past hissing a warning as a throng of nurglings tumbled from shuddering boughs and erupted from the sodden bowers. Yvraine followed the grynix into the swirling energies, Kha-vir burning bright in her hand.
>still some distance behind, the Visarch saw a few others follow the Emissary of Ynnead into the swirl. With a last spasm, the portal collapsed and a dark shroud of nurgle seeped back through the limbs and trunks like a living thing, washing over the remaining eldar. Coldness clad their bodies and permeated their hearts, the grasp of winter squeezing forth last gasps of lifes vitality.
>In the freezing fog booming laughter resounded, seeming to come from all directions at once.
>"this is fine," said the Visarch, the fur of his armours mantle rimed heavy, his breath a steaming cloud around him.

kek

>> No.56556766

>>56554595
> mangy mutant cultists seek salvation and metamorphosis from alien god

>> No.56556771

>>56556754
Stupid Flanders.

>> No.56556778

>>56556745
Isn’t that the group with like 3 women and hundreds of beta males?

>> No.56556779

>>56556754
Yes

>> No.56556799

>>56556674
I get that she's supposed to be saying "Heresy" the last time, but cutting herself off in sadness before finishing the word, but it just looks like she's seductively saying "Here~"

"Heresy here~"

>> No.56556800

>>56556171
Skarband is a Bloodthirster exiled from Khorne's realm after Tzeentch tricked him into attacking Khorne.

>> No.56556806
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56556806

>>56556765

continuing the trend of the Visarch just getting completely shat on, I see.

>> No.56556807
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56556807

>>56554901
Eeeer... The novella that was released alongside Execution Force? Aside from that there's maybe The Beast series which has glimpse at the assassins, then I think that's about it...

>> No.56556808

>>56556764
Just ban Tau and Marine players from the store till they play an actual army.

Come on you can’t play marines or Tau after your teenage years

>> No.56556814

>>56556607
Pic related is massively overboard already.

Eyeshadow, shaved and lined in eyebrows, mascara, extremely vulgar lipstick that has been lined in with makeup stencil.

She's padded down with concealer and somehow even got time to do some face contouring.

Except the guy that does all the "sameface" SoB's I've yet seen a more extravagant sister with this much makeup.

It's not just "drawstyle", she's literally got makeup on.

>> No.56556824

>>56556585
What MEG thing?

>> No.56556825
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56556825

>>56556674
>>56556721
A-at least there's a happy ending.
>tfw this image set made me take my SoB out of retirement
Why did I ever stop playing them?

>> No.56556828
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56556828

>>56556779

They're charging for rules and points amendments?

>inb4 but muh missions

really makes you think

>> No.56556848

>>56556828
Same as the old Chapter Approved, there will be more than just those in there.

>> No.56556851

>>56556828
they have always done that.

>> No.56556856

>>56554901
The Emperors Judgement joe parrino, audio drama

>> No.56556857

>>56556828
But anon, matched play is a supplemental version of 40k, not the core game :^)

>> No.56556861

>>56556828
Past thread shills actually defended that crap.
That would be like software companies charging for bug fixes.

>> No.56556870

>>56556808
The 40 year old neckbeards at my store seem to disagree.

>> No.56556876

>>56556828
>They're charging for rules and points
DURR DURR HUUUUUUURP

>inb4 you being uninformed should award you with a free book

>> No.56556879

>>56556729
You really need a girlfriend.

>> No.56556885

>>56556825

Nisa-chan! A transport!

>> No.56556888

>>56556824
>>56556585

I too wish to know what this video is

>> No.56556891

>>56556857
Who the fuck uses Power Levels? Even in open war it is retarded to use them.

>> No.56556892

>>56556861
More like they're packaging it with some dlc. We're all going to pirate it anyway.

>> No.56556893

>>56556808
>ban 70 percent of gamers
nice

>> No.56556895

>>56556262
Too be fair, a shadowsword spends most of its time sitting still waiting to ambush titans. She has all the time in the world to apply makeup.

>> No.56556911
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56556911

>>56556814
Dude what you are saying is all about painting of the miniature, not the overall design.
If you dont want it you can just paint it the way you like.
But it is kinda hard to change if people at GW decides to add platform heels to combat boots

>> No.56556914
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56556914

>>56556778

Not sure, I try not to pay much attention. Most of the comments ive seen are people disagreeing with the group

>> No.56556918
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56556918

>>56556828
>They're charging for the rules that go with the models you pay money for?

GW are a bunch of dirty sluts, but at least they're so shitty that people post their books online for free

>> No.56556925

>>56556861
I like that the changes are in a book so mid game you don't need to say "wait I think they faqd this" and can't find your source. I'd happily but the book for that even if the rule adjustments were available online free, but it's just kinda gross they didn't put them out online like the other errata they've been doing for years.

>> No.56556928

>>56556870
>manchildren
>playing teenager armies
You know the drill by now

>> No.56556930

>>56556828
Who is paying for rules at this point anyway?

>> No.56556934

>>56556895

Considering how hot a shadowsword is supposed to get when the capacitors are full she'd end up looking like a wax figure.

>> No.56556940
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56556940

>>56556885

>> No.56556943

Does the emperor care who you marry, so long as you don't accidentally marry Slaanesh?

>> No.56556945

>>56556895
Still think tatooing would make more sense.

>> No.56556951

>>56556613
>>56556628
Welp, downloaded it, and found out they haven't gotten around to updating the unit and wargear costs for my Army (Astra Militarum).

>> No.56556952

>>56556439
Emps IS a god. He has god-like power. He has god-like origins. The other gods see him as an equal.

>> No.56556954

>>56556891
I like them in narrative game missions where the army strengths are supposed to be assymmetric

>> No.56556956

>>56556914
>40k has a sexism problem

I mean, they're not wrong...

>> No.56556960

>>56556914
Where are all these made up women actually?
Has anyone seen a girl that posted at that page with a comment saying she was harassed ,had problem with the minis etc?

>> No.56556969

>>56556888
see
>>56556403
also nice trips

>> No.56556975

>>56556825
Lack of support does that.

Haven’t lost a game since 8th dropped. My only explanation is that my local meta is retarded

>> No.56556976

>>56556485
There's an acceptable balance between practicality and stilization. Half the point of SoB is that they're female. Having a reasonable degree of impracticality towards that end, as long as it doesn't get Korean MMORPG levels of ridiculous sexualization, is fine.

>> No.56556978

>>56556943
iirc, Emperor wants humanity to prosper. Bumping clams with or digging ditches in one or more of your hab-neighbors doesn't produce meat for the mines, factories, Guard, or Space Marines.

>> No.56556982

>>56555474
>It's ninth ed
>The scale creep is real
>Primaris, Thousand Sons and Nurgle have already made the creep
>Space Marines and Chaos Marines are phased out of the game
>Lore: Space Marines died out and/or were boosted to Primaris only the heroic named characters and veterans of a hundred battlefields survive. Chaos Marines died out at the hands of the usurping Chaos Primaris as the chaos factions were infighting with these mighty new chaotic warriors. While Chaos fights with itself, the Imperium regroups and re-arms.
>With the Chaos Primaris replacing the Chaos Marines, the scale creep is complete
>Both factions are effectively at full strength
>Primaris and Gravis units replace old marines, Primaris Scouts, Gravis Vanguards, Primaris Mutilators, Primaris Lords
I cry

>> No.56556983

>>56556404
>We did some weird open play mission where you could deploy up to the Center and the twist was all units get +1 attack, cue mass turn one charges.
>The guy was playing tank guard so his t8 was a bit hard to crack but 10 genestealers rolling 50 attacks made short work of them while all he could do is retreat.

I also play tank guard.

The moment I would have seen the heavily assault-oriented house rules, I would've just packed my things and left.

>> No.56557007

>>56556925
It’s not the book.
I’d happyl pay for a book, but why the fuck are not the rules online like all their fucking erratas and FAQs

Open Play missions are hardly worth a damn.

>> No.56557012

>>56556975
Well, SOB are finally high tier in the "Not a WAAC tourny fag" army category, so that might have something to do with it

>> No.56557014

>>56556911
Boob plate and heels has nothing to do with beautifying SoB MODELS or being pretty.

For all we know they are MANDATED to wear corsets, boob plate and heels to give the spectator a direct and undeniable feminine quality.

I've seen drag queens with heels and what amounts to boob plates on shows, it didn't make them look better. But it made them look vaguely feminized in shape.

You literally said you wanted more beautiful models, and I'm assuming you think your prettygirl posters are the NORM.

Prettygirl SoB is not the norm, prettygirl models are not wanted by the masses.

heels and boobplate does not equal prettygirl model.
Prettygirl model is FACE FACE FACE.

We don't give a shit about face, it can be "fixed" with paint.

>> No.56557017

Seems like the mods are banning people and deleting shit but leaving sjw shit up.

**How to ban evade**
Change your mac address
Delete cookies
Unplug routers and reset computer
Turn stuff back on and reconnect

Oh one posting edition
Delete cookies
Enable plane mode
Disable plane mode

Hope you guys are running 4chanx

>> No.56557019

>>56556956

Oh undoubtedly, I just don't agree with the way the page conducts themselves, you'd need to browse through more of their posts but they're quite aggressive and assertive in their opinions and rather "unprofessional"

>>56556969
>>56556403
I don't get it, I haven't seen the original review video, did a load of people get butthurt or something. Josh is shaking like mad

>> No.56557034

>>56556954
Can do the same stuff with points.
Again PL beside waacfags and teaching new players. There is no use for them

>> No.56557037

>>56556914

I'm surprised people haven't reported and spammed you for being a "pol poster" yet

>> No.56557038
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56557038

Is there any actual reason that the Visarch doesn't have a invulnerable save considering the fact that he's sculpted WITH WHAT IS CLEARLY A FORCE-FIELD GENERATOR.

>> No.56557040

>>56556983
>not fielding 8 guard squads to screen your tanks

Do you even guard bro?

>> No.56557044

>>56555445
fuck that, his name is Pud.

>> No.56557046
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56557046

>>56556674
You gif unintentionally hits it on the head.

Sisters are an incredibly 1-dimensional faction in terms of fluff. There is nothing to them beyond chanting "heresy!" like a broken record and then fighting it.

Granted, that is a staple of ALL Imperium factions, but all other Imperium armies have more fluff to them than just chanting "HERESY" alone.

>> No.56557049

>>56557038
check the faqs

>> No.56557057

>>56557007
As consolation I guess the points will be free once they finally finish their list builder

>> No.56557060

>>56557040
>Fielding Guard squads instead of Bullgryn and Crusaders
Do you even smash bro?

>> No.56557064

>>56556978
Eh, faggots aren't a large enough demographic to affect population growth that negatively.

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56557065

>>56556765
>Visarch's face when

>> No.56557066

>>56557040
I'm not painting that shit up, pure and simple.

The whole reason I do Tank Guard is because it's less shit to paint up. And easy to paint on top of that.

>> No.56557067

>>56557019
I am not surprised, there is a reason the word "Feminist" is tainted these days.

>> No.56557070

>>56557017
Heh, so they ARE banning people for posting about SJW's

What's happening with us ?

Why are we letting SJW's walk over our hobby?

They are influencing GW, they ARE getting direct responses from GW, bookwriters ARE retweeting them, all the blogs and sites in the world ARE in agreement with 40kfeminism

Why can't we speak about it?

What's happening.

>> No.56557074

>>56556975
I think it was because I wanted a poseable plastic army, and went deldar. Then, a bunch of csm were dropped in my lap. I was lost inside all the options and customization after 10 years.

>>56557012
They've always secretly been high tier, but no one played them. Now that they buffed the shit out of Celestine because they needed a punching bag, people are starting to notice.

>> No.56557078

>>56557038
goddamn that gay sparkle on the armor looks nice

>> No.56557082

>>56556978

Okay but

What if I accidentally married slaanesh

>> No.56557084

>>56557046
>being this new

>> No.56557087

>>56557066
If you're just gonna airbrush your tanks, then just airbrush them guard models.

Or field some of >>56557060

>> No.56557091

>>56557014
Sisters dont wear heels though.

Look at the minis. Their power armor boots dont have heels.

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56557095

>>56557082

>> No.56557096

>>56557046
I mean, apart from the Black Library omnibus and anecdotes in other codecies, have the Sisters ever had their lore expanded on since their inception?

>> No.56557097

>>56557084
Not an argument.

>> No.56557104

>>56557074
Good, maybe they will finally release a single plastic set for them that has all their options.

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56557106

>>56557049

>Checks the FAQ

well thats good enough I guess, means I can still have My deldar force lead by the guy once I get round to painting him thanks anon.

>> No.56557107

>>56557091
except verydian but she's of course based on blanche's artwork

>> No.56557108

>>56557019
Josh was just being a dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WFdFajdGk4&t=23s

>> No.56557109

>>56557014
Anon, GW is fairly well known for having poor female head sculpts.
Wanting them to do a better job isn't about "prettifying" them, it's about them not being shit.

>> No.56557111

>>56557091
They should thou.
How else are they gonna ride their non existing hover bikes?

>> No.56557113

>>56556213
So, if a character dosn't have stonking huge knockers, it's a dude. Gotcha.

>> No.56557121

>>56557087
How do I airbrush guardsmen without spilling the flesh colored paint for their faces all over their helmets?

>> No.56557122
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56557122

>>56557082

Too slate, xe is taken

>> No.56557126

>>56556956
>>56557019
Yeah, see that a lot. 40k's community is riddled with sexism, but their line of argument and posture does nothing but poison the well by cottoning to the perceptions the neckbeards have of feminism.

Also, whenever someone unironically talks about sealioning or concern trolling their credibility drops like a rock.

>> No.56557128

>>56557097
Neither is your for ignore an entire armies fluff.
It is like saying Chaos marines is just “death to the false emperor”
Or Loyalist being “for the Emperor!” Like a broken casset

>> No.56557133

>>56557122

>Implying Slaanesh does monogamy

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56557136

>>56557065

Slightly more direct version for you senpai.

>Random Incubus: "So how did this fag convince us to join the ynnari again?"

>> No.56557138

>>56557097
>not an argument
>Implying you deserve to be argued with

Nerd.

>> No.56557149

>>56557126
What bizarro world do you live on?
Burgerland? Because only the USA I’ve ever seen a lack of women playing wargames

>> No.56557151

>>56557133
>Implying being married has anything to do with monogamy

>> No.56557159

>>56557122
Why is the only female Chaos character a Slaanesh follower?

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56557163

>>56557126
>sealioning

They come up with new keks every month, it seems.

>> No.56557170

>>56557107
Ehh, yeah she has the weird crab boots.
While i adore blanche this is one of the rare instances where i disliked his works.
The rest of the artwork itself is gorgeous though.

>> No.56557174

>>56557046
Grey Knights are kind of in the same boat there, the difference is that they're crucial to keeping Chaos at bay

Sisters need a stake in the main events. If there is some kind of poorly-timed civil war coming then perhaps they'll be relevant there, given their history with AoA/Vandire

>> No.56557182

>>56557159
Because catholic school girls.

>> No.56557184

>>56557104
They've already confirmed they haven't even started it yet, which means we're at least two years out.

>>56557096
Their fluff doesn't really need to change because it's pretty consistent. The Ordo Militant fights shit, defends shrine worlds, and serves on black ships, the Hospitaliar are doctors and shit, and the famulous are negotiators, diplomats, and sometimes literally whores.

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56557185

>>56557067
>>56557126
>>56556956

Here's a few examples i just found from skimming it about how they respond in their comments when facing someone not agreeing with them, while they may not be professionals they appear to be presenting themselves as a professional front or movement aiming to address and change issues in the community. It's a very cliche word but they are toxic, I'm pretty sure they're doing more harm than good. I wish I could articulate what I mean more
As an aside, I think this is quite an important topic relevant to the matter so I'm glad it's not being deleted

>> No.56557189

>>56557128
At a glance, Chaos marines have Khorne, Slaanesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch all with their own respective means and ends.

At a glance, Loyalists have the Ultra Marines, Blood Angels, Dark Angels, Space Wolves, and many other less popular chapter each with their own respective histories.

Sisters are basically "Somebody made a law saying the priesthood can't have men at arms, so they made bolter bitches to get around that." AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO THEM.

>> No.56557192

>>56557121
>Airbrush the face first
>stick a blue tack to the face after it is dry
>airbrush the rest of the mini in the dominant uniform color
>????
>profit

>> No.56557195

>>56557174
Seperating Grey Knights from the forces of the Inquisition was Ward's greatest sin.

They should have left the trinity in 1 codex and made everyone happy.

>> No.56557198

>>56557159
Because most of the imperium is dangerously close to falling to Slannesh for their obsessions?

>> No.56557206

>>56555559
im diggin it

>> No.56557212

>>56557184
>which means we're at least two years out

Eh, they can just CAD it up and get a mold made. They're just too lazy for money, apparently.

>> No.56557224

>>56557192
80-man Infantry Squads here I come!

>> No.56557228

>>56557195
As a GK player, I do wish we would've just been left with =][=. We'd definitely be better off on the table than we are now.

>> No.56557232

>>56557229
>>56557229
>>56557229

new thread

>> No.56557236

>>56557212
It's not a matter of just making it, though. They have to schedule the releases. Between Primaris, AoS, Primaris, death guard, Primaris, Marines, Primaris, Marines, Primaris, Sigmar, Primaris and Primaris releases, there isn't much room for anything else.

>> No.56557246

>>56557189
Blue, red, green, purple, smelly, etc marines.

Unlike glorious Paladins of the common imperial citizen.
The voice of reason between hot headed commanders
The fury and righteousness that is require to keep humanity soul pure.
Deeds and not words are the only things that matter.

I can strawman too anon while pointing out basic lore from a faction

Made me respond/10

>> No.56557266

>>56557185
From what I gather, the only communities that are toxic are the ones that have sjws

>> No.56557267
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56557267

>>56557046
Sisters are much more than that.

I'll give it to you in bite sizes.

>SoB are literally the "star system" cops of 40k

>SoB are one of the few factions that literally go out of their way to do everyday Heroics.

>SoB are extremely independent when you consider the reach of the church.

>SoB is an extension the church, arguably one of the main pillars of 40k, another Pillar of 40k is WAR, which the church wages through SoB.

>One of the most iconic art-pieces in the entire scifi world. Try showing some official GW SoB art to someone completely new to 40k. Everyone should experience this reaction once.

>Celestine while "soup" in TT, is the pinnacle of SoB in the fluff. Celestine is right up there with the Rowboat as a great mover and shaker of the events that shape the whole setting.

>Bonus; when you think of "Heresy and burning" your mind will eventually drift to SoB. That's not a mistake. That's intentional.

>SoB are arguably one of the last bastion of old rugged GOTHIC 40k. Where other themes in 40k has been modernized and made "sci-fi friendly" SoB stands out being extremely hostile, chauvinistic leering priests, outdated morals, and 100% GOTHIC 40k armour and concepts.

In this day and age of Primaris and sensible Black Library books there's nothing more WARHAMMER than Sisters of battle.

In many ways they are carrying the "GRIM" of 40k on their backs ALONE.

Where other factions speak of immense arbitrary suffering of galactic George Lucas Star Wars proportions Sister of Battle exemplifies real grim darkness in the modern 40k hobby experience.

>> No.56557270

>>56557184
Oh I do appreciate the lore base they have (and dread to see what would happen if NuGW decided to have a go with it) but I can see where people would get the idea of them being a one-sided faction from without having studied what they're about.

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56557273

>>56557185
>neckbeards false flagging
>"not my job to educate you" memes
>"Fight me IRL, you fucking wot m8!"

This is a drain spiral of shitty opinions.

>> No.56557309

>>56557228
He turned a cool, unique army into "Just another group of marines"

At least now you can finally field a proper Inquisition army

>> No.56557319

>>56556369
looks like a grey knight helmet

>> No.56557322

>>56557270
Actually, the post above yours sums it up rather well I think.
>>56557267
Basically, yea. They do.

>> No.56557331

>>56557309
No you cant

>> No.56557339

>>56557185
Wow, yeah, that's classic Tumblr argumentation line. And I don't say that as a buzzword or stereotype, I had a Tumblr for years, and what drove me away was that sort of attitude. It's not interested in spreading awareness or changing people's opinions, just basking in their own perceived righteousness and talking down to those they see as the bad guys.

I'm sympathetic to their cause, but groups like Feminist 40k actually do more harm than good to it.

>> No.56557342

>>56557267
Eh, I'll give you that. I guess somebody does need to carry the GRIMDARK torch of the older presentations of 40k.

I disagree with your insinuations that 40k fluff is headed in the wrong direction by shedding some of the grime off of its traditional GRIMDARKNESS, though. But I also concede that this is just a matter of personal taste.

>> No.56557349

>>56557185
Reading that got me mad. I don’t understand why, when faced with opposition, “muh man tears” is the first thing used.

>> No.56557370

>>56557267
>George Lucas Star Wars
Is this supposed to insinuate that Didney Wars is better?

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56557381

>>56554666

>lock on panties

what will cawl think of next the madman

>> No.56557394

>>56557370
No.

I meant the scope of the plot

>> No.56557429

>>56555396
And we're never gonna see GSC abberants outside of DW Overkill because geedubs can't be assed to do so.

>> No.56557561

>>56556978
Anon, there were openly gay people during the crusade. This isn't accurate. Maybe by 40k though.

>> No.56557569

>>56557429
>abberants

They suck anyway so what gives

>> No.56557701
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56557701

Let us drink to the glory of our incoming Codex !

>> No.56557718

>>56554595
>City destroying radioactive Nidzilla that farm biomass-splendant worlds

>> No.56557825

>>56557701
Hello Red Ultramarine

>> No.56557877

>>56554595
>We love bikes, heavy weapons, and silent vigils. HATE NECRONS.

>> No.56557923

CA had better come with some reworks to Necron units. Some of our shit is mad overcosted.

>> No.56557926
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>>56557185

>that guy going off about how statistics are expensive

gee whiz it's not like every major western country already pours millions into societal statistics and data

>> No.56558066

>>56554595
Trench warfare, now with more tanks

>> No.56558651

>>56557381
It's not to keep them in place.

It's to stop something from getting out.

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r8 this paint scheme?

>> No.56559076

>>56558771
>We are the barbs of the Lion! We are the tip of his spear!
Yup, sounds like Dangels to me.

>> No.56559200

>>56554666
>TWINS THEY WERE
Very much so-it's a good thing they never found the zipper STC, although THOT-pattern yoga pants would be welcome...

>> No.56559286

>>56556149

Shoulder to head size ratio = man.

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