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>> No.55918120

>tournament rewards not being a sperg
>guard come last

>> No.55918128

What's the biggest sword in 40k?

>> No.55918129
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>> No.55918137
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>6+ FNP on T3 models

>> No.55918141

Its a popularity show really. Why did Phil Kelly come in 7th? People know him. Same with Lawrence who won it, he's 'famous' for running a youtube channel.

>> No.55918147

Truly, the Tau of 8th ed.

>> No.55918149
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Vulkan's cock

>> No.55918150

You don't scare me, work on it.

>> No.55918160

Welcome to Commarragh

>> No.55918164


you motherfucker

>> No.55918176

Are Eldar loss?

>> No.55918179

Because they look like complete shit tier. All of the 40k third edition plastics were terrible and I can't believe that most armies still have to endure them.

>> No.55918188

This ties with sunshine for best anime of the season >>55918085

>> No.55918206
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That's not a war face, this is a warface

>> No.55918209

I don't get it

>> No.55918211
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Is Dragon Maid still from this season? Because that was pure kino.

>> No.55918224

Na digga, dragon maid ended a while back unless they have a new season or something
Was good shit though

>> No.55918235


>> No.55918248

>Legion Traits apply to Infantry, Bikes and Helbrutes
>However, TSons have no Bikes
>Their HQs can trade away Infantry keyword to get Cavalry

So, Rubrics on Discs hype?

>> No.55918253


>> No.55918256


fuck off pedo

>> No.55918273
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Death Guard Legion traits don't mention bikes or daemon princes. It will probably be a carbon copy of Grey Knights anyway, +1 to psychic and deny tests.

I'm no pedo, I just really liked that show.

>> No.55918279

That is astounding. That's not even photoshopped. I mean wow.

The level of shitpost encompassed by this file cannot be measured with human numbers.

>> No.55918299
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It's not as good as the original but I'll take what I can
How is commarragh's tourism industry?

>> No.55918335

>7/10 - entertaining venue, astonishing architecture, colorful wildlife, but food sucks and locals are kind of rude
t. Slamanders

>> No.55918352

Well we recently got a massive flux of unwanted immigrants, but they're mainly in the ghettos, so as long as you avoid there you're golden.
It's all Part and Parcel of living in this Subrealm

>> No.55918380

The only redeemable part of dragon maid was tohru wanting kobayashi's unadultered gay love, while kobayashi seemingly didnt give a shit. All the other characters were boring, pervy fapbait cardboard cuttouts and nothing about the show would have changed if the other characters had simply been left out.
Fite me
>inb4 normies out reeeeeeeeee
To keep things 40k related, wasnt Torhu a chaos dragon? What god do you think she follows?

>> No.55918391

Can somebody post their list along with point breakdowns? I'm trying to see how many point on average are dedicated to specific roles

>> No.55918393

I kek'd

>> No.55918401


>> No.55918403

Either Khorne or Slaanesh.

Probably Slaanesh.

>> No.55918406 [SPOILER] 
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>tohru wanting kobayashi's unadultered gay love
>What god do you think she follows?

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War face!

>> No.55918412

Just ask that then anon
What specific rolls are you looking for?

>> No.55918438

Here anon
Haemonculus: Whip - 84
Haemonculus: Scissorhand - 84

5x Wracks: Ossefactor - 68
[Venom: 2x Splintercannon - 95]
5x Wracks: Ossefactor - 68
[Venom: 2x Splintercannon - 95]
5x Wracks: Ossefactor - 68
[Venom: 2x Splintercannon - 95]

4x Grotesques - 160
[Raider: Dark Lance, Shock Prow - 116]
4x Grotesques - 160
[Raider: Dark Lance, Shock Prow - 116]
9x Mandrakes - 171

>Fast Attack
5x Scourges: 4x Dark Lances - 150

>Heavy Support
3x Talos: 6x Scapels, 3x Stinger - 366
Cronos - 102
1998/2000 points

>> No.55918441

So the dark city is basically Ottawa or Berlin?

>> No.55918449

I would say it's a horrible mix of Amsterdam, Vegas and London

>> No.55918459
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>be salamander SM chilling with all yo homies
>Tfw your battlebarge gets sucked into a gay neighborhood
>tfw you go through numerous heavy casualities just to get the fuck away from all the gay elf trannie orgies
>Tfw you find out it was all just because some faggot wanted to get back at his fat SJW ex-girl(boy)friend
I like you, anon

>> No.55918465

DG didn't have a way to turn their HQs into Cavalry tho.

Also, TSons already kinda have bonus to tests with most of them getting bonus on Smite on 10+.

>> No.55918471

London had great food and nice if ugly locals though when I went

>> No.55918500

Want to start a Chaos army but I'm stuck on who I want to start. I'm torn between Tsons and DG, both have the aesthetic I like (Slow moving Big armor). How are the two when compared to each other keeping in mind Tsons is still an index army? Also no Deamon Primarchs

>> No.55918504
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> fluttering intensifies

>> No.55918510

specifically anti-armor but I am also looking for inspiration and enlightenment on some of the armies people are running and the synergies that can be expected when fielding/facing them

>> No.55918514

>Nice people in london
I call bullshit

>> No.55918519

What will she do when she funds out that kobayashi is loyal to the Emperor and would give her dying breath for mankind?

>> No.55918520

It's always possible to run both. Chaos might fight occasionally, but they still prefer working alongside each other when fighting the Imperium

>> No.55918524

DG is the new hotness, lots of variety, debuffs and very resilient
TS is about the same but psychic, squishier, and they cost more

>> No.55918527

Void Dragon, obviously

>> No.55918530

Oh Wow

>> No.55918537

>those spoilers
You're a good man, anon

>> No.55918544


>> No.55918553


I can just tell you.

510pts to flyers
465pts to heavy
Minimal HQ for battallion
Minimal Troops + Dedicated transport for battallion
Zero Elites
Varying 0-300pts to fast attack.

Guess my army for bonus points

>> No.55918560

Meh, one chaos god for another.

What's an Imperial Saint if not a daemon of the emprah?

>> No.55918566

This is great. I really like the vials.

>> No.55918570
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What's everyone working on?
Today is dreadnought day for me, these guys will hopefully look a lot better a few hours from now

>> No.55918601
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along with my armies on parade board I sprayed these guys and my Tempestor Wizard

>> No.55918615

Some flavor of space elf, id say dark Eldar

>> No.55918617

Hey guys I haven't played since 5th ed, but am looking to start again. Any tips to start collecting necrons?

>> No.55918623


Looking good, is the levi actually glued together? must be awkward to get at the face if it is

>> No.55918635

Which knight was used in the chaos soup list from the big GW tournament?

>> No.55918647

I asked the guy already, he said it was a generic chaos one with inferno, battle cannon, and carapace rockets.

>> No.55918653

Go 1KS, we love knowledge and are a friendly bunch.

>> No.55918671

Watch a demo game or five before committing to any purchases, game changed largely since 5th, you might be in for a surprise.
Three Invincible Monoliths is no longer a thing. Newcrons got tons of shit they didn't have before. Everyone in the game has Gauss now. And by that I do mean everyone.

>> No.55918727


You win! Gongradulations.

>> No.55918734

Sure Anon this a couple lists i have been thinking of experimenting with

>> No.55918736

Where can I find the army lists of the recent tourney?

>> No.55918741

Wasn't 2xGatling supposed to be better?

>> No.55918755

Are you retarded? Everyone but GK gets bonus to Smite on a 10, and squad TSons psykers get a reduced Smite.

>> No.55918776

In 7th yes. But with 8th it doesn't matter since every model can split-fire

>> No.55918787

Thermal has a use-case. Battlecannon doesn't. In this case, if he was relying on the Brims for anti-horde, he would have wanted double thermal, or thermal and gatling. No idea why he took a battlecannon.

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You have Chaplain Diomedes...

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Don't think this was up when the Ulthwe article was first posted, they added it later. So, for anyone else that missed it, the "new and improved" path of command rule.

>> No.55918808

>What's everyone working on?

Was feeling inspired due to Anon's Kairic Acolyte Electropriests. And thinking about doing an AdMech list where all Infantry use the Kairic Acolyte as the base

So working on a trial Skitarii Vanguard / Ranger.

>> No.55918824

Will do. Never played necrons myself but i like the look and don't really want to do imperial stuff again.

I hope the silver tide is still a thing though.

>> No.55918831
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>It's still fucking nothing
This better not happen to the rest of the Craftworlds.

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>> No.55918851

That's not an Ulthwe ability.

>> No.55918856
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Nothing. Yet. Help me out here, /tg/, dubs tells me my next project

>> No.55918860

Still trying to decide what army to start with.

>> No.55918861

>their <generic commander HQ re-roll trait> is is better than everyone elses
>Eldar players still whine incessantly about it
Holy fuck. I look forward to the rest of your codex being reasonable and balanced and getting to see you fags wailing like banshees.

>> No.55918868


>> No.55918869

if you're looking into buying them apparently going 2 "start collecting" and one "armored assault" is the way to go for your general backbone

>> No.55918878

Buy a tau manta

>> No.55918884


>> No.55918889

Look through the top tournament lists:

There really isn't a consistent pattern.

>> No.55918891

Wait what ?

>> No.55918893

The Sanguinor

>> No.55918901

That is for everyone, not Ulthwe.

>> No.55918903

Strip all your models and repaint them with Behr brand wall paint.

>> No.55918910

Painting Goff Slugga Boyz

>> No.55918915

They're Eldarfags. Even with their 7th edition codex most of them weren't satisfied with what they got, and demanding more.

>> No.55918918

Body, legs, and arms are magnetized, everything else is assembled
Head wasn't too bad, plus no one will be able to see most of it that isn't sticking above the collar, so there's no reason to do detail on it anyways, worst offenders are the inside where the body connects to the center piece, and where the ball joint for the arm connects, both could have been done a bit better if I waited to glue those, but oh well it still is coming out alright

>> No.55918923

GREY KNIGHTS (my old list, currently making a new one)

>Voldus - 190
>Brotherhood Champion - 115

>5 Strikes with Hammer and Psilencer - 120
>5 Strikes with Hammer and Psilencer - 120
>5 Strikes with Hammer and Psilencer - 120

>10 Paladins with one Hammer and Halberds - 563
>Dreadnought with Lascannon and Missle - 162
>Apothecary with Warding Stave - 90

>Purgation Squad with Psilencers - 113
>Transport: Razorback with Lascannons - 115
>Land Raider Crusader - 289

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>> No.55918926
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Ah. Much better, then.

>> No.55918927

Make a custom HQ for your army

>> No.55918929

Read what Smite does in BRB then compare it to what Rubrics, Magnus and Scarab Occult get, you infinite fucking failure.

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>> No.55918933

Make and paint 3000pts of spruecrons

>> No.55918937

>There really isn't a consistent pattern.

That can only mean one thing

Guard is fucking OP and should be banned.

>> No.55918938

Is the leviathan 6'1" and the contemptor 5'11"?

>> No.55918941

for my admech its roughly

400pts to HQ
500pts to troops
400pts to Elites
200pts to heavy support
500pts to fast attack

but if we're talking about what roles they actually fill
400pts to repairmen and reroll auras
350pts to obsec troops/cannon fodder/anti horde firepower
430pts to deepstriking melee
200pts to anti infantry firepower
500pts to anti tank firepower

>> No.55918944

How do you deal with vehicles? Are powerfists really that good against them?

>> No.55918947

2000 points worth of Conscripts.
Each squad from a different regiment.

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>> No.55918959

Well originally it was the plan to use Melta. But now that they were nerfed to being terrible i dont know.

>> No.55918961

Warlord Titan

>> No.55918970
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this nigga

>> No.55918974


Im so sorry anon. I didnt mean to do this to you. yes i did :^)

>> No.55918994

Why does femKreiger look like she longs for death?
Wait never mind

>> No.55918997

As far as Legion trait is concerned, I'm don't really care. Some way to mitigate perils would be nice, but I'd be happy enough with +1 to Cast/Deny like GK.

What I'm more concerned about is spells. Eldar get 18 spells, so I'm holding out hope that we'll get a Tzeentch discipline plus Cult powers (short range but more powerful smite OR to wound re-rolls for Pyrae, To Hit re-rolls for Corvidae, some sort of mobility power for Pavoni, defense bonus for Raptora, and maybe a LD debuff OR targeted MW for Athanaeans)

>> No.55919009

she longs for death by benis

>> No.55919034

If you die by ahegeo does that count as dying for the emperor?

>> No.55919037

I was expecting them to be disappointed when their codex wasn't jaw-droppingly OP, but I didn't expect them to be upset that their better-than-everyone-else's-equivalent stuff wasn't even better.

I really, really hope Biel-tan gets stuck with the ignores cover Craftworld trait.

>> No.55919039
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Melta is not terrible

>> No.55919048

Can we get an official answer by an authority on this?

>> No.55919053

Why are people memeing about Ignores Cover being bad? It's fucking insane for stuff with high AP.

>> No.55919062

Why does that sister have red eyes? Is she a crimson demon?

>> No.55919075

Biel-tan will probably get the close combat trait. Saim-hann will be the speed trait and Alaitoc the stealth trait.

>> No.55919081
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Ya know, I think this makes them look way better.

>> No.55919086

she just got some blood in her eyes

>> No.55919101

Apperantly not it only does 2 damage to a Leman Russ on average

>> No.55919109

She's just giving you the that-time-of-the-month death stare.

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>> No.55919111

Why are you shooting it with one melta?

>> No.55919119

Im fighting admech as deldar, are they good? Should I be worried?

>> No.55919121

I'm starting to plan out my army (TSons), or rather what I'll be buying eventually after I finish my current unit and I pretty much am just going on what I think will look cool rather than trying to waac, I mainly want to have units on the group, Rubric marines, Scarab Occult terms etc you get the point, with a few vehicles like rhinos and predators. Will I be putting myself at a massive disadvantage by not dipping into the full range of what chaos has at their disposal?

>> No.55919139
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How do people like their sisters? Rugged and realistic, or super model tier and idealized?

>> No.55919146

you're fucked

>> No.55919153
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you're a filthy psyker, Sister Harry

>> No.55919165

Yea 4 damage a turn will really fuck up a tank anon

>> No.55919176

Well you're index vs codex which is already not good
It depends on the forge world how they'll most likely troll you

>> No.55919178

>Make sure you have looked deep into all the 40k factions to make sure you are 100 percent committed to starting an army of crons.
>entirely focus on what the minatures look like forget rules, fluff and everything else inbetween.
>look at every single possible necron colour scheme ever come up with.
>make a shortlist of your top five.
>pick up a necron start collecting set, all the paints and supplies you will need.
>make and paint up five necron warriors in your five favorite colour schemes.
>pick your favorite and start painting the rest of your minatures.
>Only pick up more once you have completed what you have already

>> No.55919190

Dude. The only weapon that one-shots tanks is the Volcano Cannon.

A SM Lascannon only does 1.3 wounds to a Russ on average. Is it terrible? This whole "it only does x wounds" argument is profoundly stupid. Compare it to other 8th ed. weapons, not to 7th ed. rules.

>> No.55919196

Melta weapons should do 2D6 damage at half range. Right now it's either bring a 10 man squad with meltas and camp at max range or don't bother.

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>> No.55919210

>guardfags continue to desperately try and deflect the community's hate onto eldar

>> No.55919213

People need to get over the fact that they won't melt every enemy vehicle turn one unless they are running a 20 lances bullshit list

>> No.55919219 [DELETED] 

Christ, I'd never play with someone who paints non whites in their army.

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Weak b8 anon

>> No.55919244

>crisis suits with 4 hardpoints
>stealth suits with multiple homing beacons
fucking hell, all those tau lists are cheating in one way or another

>> No.55919248
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just get good at the game


>> No.55919259
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Little bit of this little bit of that.
Cute ones can be young initiates and strong independent ones can be veterans.

>> No.55919277

Well it doesnt help that you are going to get shot to shit by the tank you are trying to destroy and lose your squad.

>> No.55919286

That's not how this game works anon.

When you lose, you start accusing your opponent of being a WAACfag and begin store votings for getting units he uses banned.

>> No.55919290
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I like to imagine that extreme faith in the emperor keeps them young looking and beautiful despite fighting in wars
But that's some pretty cringy headcanon so I keep it to myself irl

>> No.55919293

Gee, it's almost like infantry and tanks fill different roles.

>> No.55919296
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in a repressor with a metla

>> No.55919304

Yeah. He's gonna pop several raiders/venoms per turn and whatever's footslogging is dead at that point. His cc is better than wyches too. Scourges and mandrakes are laughably easy to kill.

>> No.55919312
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>What's everyone working on?

Yesterday night I was working on this and some five stormboyz. Need to base it but I'm pretty happy with it.

>> No.55919315
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Only problem they had to correct in 5th ed was the MC's. Instead of correcting they made vehicles MC's.

And now we cant have that cinematic feeling where you place your squad just right and blow up the enemy vehicle in a single well placed missile.

Now we have idiots peperring each other until they say, okay i had enough.
Thank you GW.

>> No.55919321

>spend several months painting before you ever even play the game you just spent $500 on
shit advice is shit

>> No.55919325
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Hope you're not partial to your raiders.

>> No.55919330

>Dragork Ball

>> No.55919333
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>necron colour schemes

>> No.55919334

that's a big ball

>> No.55919343

Spirit bomb cast by a weird boy? Would it be called a waagh bomb then?

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>> No.55919349

They are adding some new things to dow3.
I thought thought game is so dead that even devs forgot about it

>> No.55919358

I don't even have the sprues for that, because I always grind them down and use them for terrain.
How the fuck am I going to get the sprues for this?

>> No.55919359

Necrons can have nice colors if you are not lazy

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>> No.55919368

Mix of both.
Most of them are young fit and healthy, which goes a good ways for their physical appearance, so attractive with occasional battlescars like >>55919039 makes sense.
They are just as much for showing off as they are for fighting to the Ecclesiarchy after all.

Older, more senior sisters should be pretty damn rugged by that point though.

>> No.55919372

How do you guys transport your armies around? I've got my first game of 40k coming up at my store soon, I know GW sells those cases but are they overpriced like most of the accesories GW sells?

>> No.55919382

This is exactly how it works
>play guard in 7th
>emperors wrath BS with psyker support for prescience when playing tryhard
>come in 2nd place 5 tourneys in a row
>eventually a few people led a coup where they argued twin linked and prescience didn't effect flips on barrage by using very questionable rules manipulation
>would effectively nerf my entire army and especially wyverns which everyone hated
>just so happens everyone voting for the nerf was people who didn't like my army or me as a person
Luckily the controversy died down and most agreed RAI twin link affected flips, later 8th came out so it was all moot, but still goes to show how the game store scene can turn on you

>> No.55919385

>buy necrons
>throw out all the models
>keep sprues

better yet, use the models as basing for the Spruecron Revolutionary Army

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>leave the hobby for a good year because of life stuff
>come back
>lore has been raped harder than a pleasure slave in commoragh

Let me list the things I am still discovering:
>Cadia is kill
>We Ynnary now
>Roboute is back with an eldar waifu
>Mortarion is back
>I've seen a pretty swell Magnus at my local FLGS for whatever reason

What am I still missing?

>> No.55919407

If you're crafty enough (which you should be considering the hobby) you can get a toolbox and plenty of foam for ~£30 that should handle a reasonably sized army.
Otherwise you can get GW cases, battlefoam cases or other branded ones.

>> No.55919408

am I the only one who wouldnt play against that army? it looks horrible.

>> No.55919410

I literally just read the 1d4chan page on Necrons because I'm also trying to decide on an army and considering necrons. Apparently they changed the fluff not too far back so the pharaohs have distinct personality which would easily let you justify painting your necrons whatever.

>> No.55919413

>oi you gitz, gimme ya WAAAGH energy!

>> No.55919414

i work for GW so i just leave my stuff in the store

That isnt something you should do though. For a beginner a small box filled with newspaper should be enough, even though that is only a short term solution.

also what >>55919407 said

>> No.55919420

I did not think my guys were that inspiring. Thanks for smug feeling, anon. I look forward to seeing your Absdeptus Mechanicus dudes, although it might be a bit of a pain to fit them neatly onto 25mm bases.

Was planning on doing another twenty Fulgurites at some point, but I'm out of good Admech cyborg heads and melee weapons to gear them up properly with. Got plenty of other stuff to do anyway. Might have a custom Magos and some Rataphron Servitogres coming up soon.

>> No.55919426

they are crazy over priced. Just buy a box of Velcro pads and grab a plastic container and you're good to go, it'll run you like $20 and there is almost no chance of paint chipping or damage

>> No.55919428
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That’s true, I was just ‘avin a giggle. They can look rad as fuck if painted well instead of just being drybrushed leadbelcher.

>> No.55919430

>Shooting it with two meltas

>> No.55919435

GW cases are basically comparable to all wargaming cases which are pretty uniformly expensive if you want a nice one with foam storage. A good case is worth it, but shop around to other places like Battle Foam and Sabol and Feldherr too to see if they have a configuration you prefer.

This page will give you an idea of the options.

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>> No.55919453


thanks for the responses guys

>> No.55919456
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>would this have any success?
2000 7 CP
Primaris Captain-92
-stalker bolt rifle

-mc boltgun

-snipers, cloaks

-storm bolters



-1 arquebus each, omnispex


-flechette, tasers

-Twin Cognis Autocannon

-3 HVY Phosphor


-Neutron, cognis

>> No.55919460

Dragork Ball Subpar.


I do call it the Waaagh! Bomb. It's his ultimate TEKNEEK. He takes the energy of every Orky thing around him which lets him charge it up into something that can defeat anyone impure of orkiness. (Given how mechanically smite works with Waaagh! Energy, this is exactly the case, more Orks lending energy, adding to the result of the psychic power, with 11+ giving higher damage it just seemed the most appropriate thing to do).

I'm saving that pic

Last thread where I posted it.

Dubs from that thread established his name is Git-Gorku

>> No.55919464
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Get one of these old large citadel cases.
They are very very good.

ht tps://www.eb ay.co.uk/p/Games-Workshop-Citadel-Figure-Large-Army-Carry-Case-Wargames-Second-Hand-Cheap/21002846426

I bought one of them and a baneblade for 63 pounds back in the day at a local store sale.
IThe outer casing is hard and it case itself is larger than that retarded overpriced crusade case shit.

>> No.55919465

>We Ynnary now
Vect isn't
>with an eldar waifu
Nice meme

>> No.55919466

Cardboard box
My guardsmen don't deserve any better

>> No.55919470

Takes so much more effort though, really dishartening

>> No.55919474

Warp rift going through half of the galaxy.
New Primaris™ Marines made in 10 minutes(+10k years of creating more of them and puting them in static) by magos older than Imperium and who was assisting the Emperor. +Totally new equipment for new marines.

>> No.55919481

Now all we need is a blue man group song.

>> No.55919485

>been gone for a year
>lists all the meme tier stuff
Did you get all your b8 info from 1d4chan or something?

>> No.55919487
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>Start Necrons
>Find pic related on google
>fuck up horribly
>shelve my Necrons forevermore
>Just start Spehss Muhreens, like everyone else
life is suffering-

>> No.55919493

>Scarab Occult Terminators can exchange their Power Swords for Inferno Combi-bolter

Y/N? Dual-welding termies would look hilarious.

>> No.55919497

Lol. For any other army any paintjob takes effort. Necrons just have the lazy option too.

>> No.55919498

You want your storm bolter boys to get within 12". How are they gonna do that?

I also feel like 3x5 Scouts is a lot. Maybe more anti-tank.

>> No.55919507

>Primacuck marines

>> No.55919515

Yes. That'd also make them actually functional.

Alternatively, they could use a CC buff.

>> No.55919529

He's Raptors. He can Strat them there.

>> No.55919532

only a little death

>> No.55919533

Why is it that the strongest rules are also the fluffiest in this edition?
>orks reliably spam smite because they have DA POWAH OF DA WAAAGH
>SM are strongest in small units
>Guard get the most out of using multiple detachments from multiple regiments

Fluff and rules coinciding...this is wierd!

>> No.55919552

>Inquisitors are best utilized leading other forces rather than fighting alongside their own agents

>> No.55919561

That's pretty much the gist of it. Tho you didnt mention it but a Tech Priest Magos (Cawl) has made super space marines using more primarch bits and the galaxy is cut in half by a giant wrap rift. It's not that bad actually, it's been pretty fun to watch Rowboat smash his head into a wall everytime he hears about all the dumb shit thats gone on since he went on stasis. Also Cawl is messing with traitor and lost legion geneseed so something fun may come form that.

>> No.55919574

Is there any lore excuse for having alpha legion berserkers or am I an eternal bandwagoner for bringing some?

>> No.55919581

Remember that door with the knocking in Commoragh? That opened.

Also Guilliman isn't trusting the eldar witch that brought him back at all, and they barely spent a few days together before she fucked off.

>> No.55919586

Oh yeah. That works.

>> No.55919590

Any and all Alpha Legion excuses begin and end with the following words

>Just as planned

>> No.55919592

Some Alpha Legion fell to Khorne, it happens.

>> No.55919598

You're playing a super-chaos'd AL warband like from DoW.

>> No.55919607
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Galaxy is split in two, Admech named Cawl and Guilliman made marines into eldar with which Roboute made alliance.
Custodes and Sisters of Silence are back and fight in galaxy.
Perturabo and Lorgar confirmed to be undivided daemon princes.
Fulgrim, Mortarion, Magnus all want to corrupt or kill Guilliman.
Guilliman learned that imperial dating system is so wrong Inquisition made wars over it, he doesn't know which year it is now (112 years after Fall of Cadia).

>> No.55919609

Its Alpha Legion, aint gotta explain shit!

>> No.55919619
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I played a game today. My squad of three Aggressors inflicted losses on a Berserker squad, dakka'd 30 Cultists into oblivion, punched a Helldrake to death, machinegunned a Daemon Prince back to the Warp, heavily damaged a Hellbrute by shooting and destroyed another one in melee, all that while suffering only one casualty.

These were the best 129 points I ever spent.

>> No.55919623

New and Improved Marines, made for a dude who came out of nowhere and has been making a bunch of new tech for the Imperium. He's been making them for 10k years but didn't unveil them before because fuck you.

An entire Tau expedition got lost into the warp. Gonna be some fun times.

Narrative campaign of Imperium versus Death Guard-led Chaos. Xenos was only allowed to detract points from either because GW can go fuck themselves. Imperium stomped till Xenos felt sorry for Chaos and gave them a couple pity wins. Imperium still won in the end and the fluff was pointless either way.

>> No.55919626
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An invuln save should never be able to be better than a 4++
Tell me I'm wrong

>> No.55919634

Eh, excpetions.

>> No.55919644

>officer yelling at conscripts picked off the street can make them outrun jetbikes

such fluff

>> No.55919647

>Perturabo and Lorgar confirmed to be undivided daemon princes.
Heard its impossible to be undivided and pert was slaaneshi

>> No.55919653

But- But- my Stormshields

Nah, I agree with you.

If that happens, good riddance.

Regards, irked Ork Player.

>> No.55919658

You're not wrong.

Shield terminators and zoanthropes seem fine, but that's the furthest I'd go. And there better be no way to buff their save in any way.

>> No.55919664

Real talk, 100 underlined twice emoji, I have sworn to never do eye details on my minis. Ever.

>> No.55919667

But they remain in each other's hearts. Whenever no one's around they take out that locket they keep hidden away and sigh wistfully.

>> No.55919669

Latest CSM codex.

>> No.55919671

I find for my Marines, an Inquisitor basically combines a Chapter Ancient and a Primaris Psyker into the same body for 67 points. Bubble of Leadership 9 and competent Psyker is nice, plus, Terrify is a great power for delivering assaults.

>> No.55919672

you're wrong

>> No.55919680
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>Buy a T'au SC box and Cadre Fireblade
>Paint most of models and play few small and nice games
>Surprisingly lost interest with T'au and want to play genestealers now
This kind of autism is troublesome as fuck. I know that I should spend my money on expanding my current T'au army but I also want to start a new one right now

>> No.55919683

>imperial dating system is so wrong Inquisition made wars over it

"You believe it is the year 999.M41; in fact it's somewhere in M42. I can't tell you the exact date because... we honestly don't know."


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you need to elevate your game son

>> No.55919686

I like them too. They seem to either die instantly turn one or get mad real shit done. One or the other. I might get a second squad.

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>Canon black Sisters, and Our Martyred Lady Sisters without white hair.

>> No.55919701

>Guilliman learned that imperial dating system is so wrong
See, I thought this was leading to something else.

>Guilliman learned that imperial dating system is so wrong that birth rates are down 85%. He's instituting Astronomican Tinder mandatory for all Imperial citizens. Consorting with eldar waifus is punishable by blamming, only Guilliman gets to do that.

>> No.55919706

>Perturabo and Lorgar confirmed to be undivided daemon princes
Incorrect, perturabo is nurgle and lorgar is tzeentch, belakor is the only undivided daemon prince as stated multiple times in canon

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>> No.55919717

Happen :)

>> No.55919721

Fulgurites aren't too bad, since they have to earn it and are still squishy T3 fucks, but I'd still accept that as long as I don't have to deal with Guilliman and Magnus nonsense every game.

Fun fact, Fulgurites can be a massive PITA to remove from a relic.
Infiltrate nearby enemy who's just got it, charge, wipe 'em for 3++, grab the relic and activate AaAC for 2CP for a 20-man blob of 2++ 5+++ 3A lunatics during enemy turn. Expensive in terms of CP, but strong.

>> No.55919733
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Step up.

>> No.55919736

Cite a single canon source for Lorgar being Tzeentch.

>> No.55919739

New HH book disagree.
And CSM dex haven't say what princes Lorgar and Perturabo are.

>> No.55919740

I can't disagree because those hips don't lie

>> No.55919741

It at least keeps it fluffy that they are more detectives than fighters.

>> No.55919743

>stroking the belacuck cock
O hai carnac. Your still wrong.

>> No.55919747

What are some good noise-marine centric strategies for EC?

I have 20 assembled so far, and would like to get the best out of them

>> No.55919754

Now THIS is Carnac.

>> No.55919755

From here, which is as good as.

>random magos pulls his technoodle for 10k
>pops up suddenly in lore
>here have new miniat.... I mean marines! marines!

thanks for the primarch update

>door with the knocking opened in Commoragh?
Let me guess, there were demons?

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>> No.55919759
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Sup guys, AMA.

>> No.55919764

>spunking all your money on an entire army before you even have a good sense of how you want your minatures to look.
Wew lad!
If my half completed not even painted armies of orks, death guard,
Space marines, death korps of kreig and steel legion is anything to go buy it would be sensible to spend time preparing how you definitely want to paint your army to save you impulse buying only for you to get bored with how they look and the planned colour scheme.

Its kind of like saying just go and get a tattoo so you can show it off to everyone, never mind a few months down the line you might be having second thoughts wanting to have it laser removed...

>> No.55919770
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WTF, Chads GTFO our game.

>> No.55919772

Quite a lot of daemons.

The Mandrake King basically saved Commoragh after the Ynnari nearly destroyed it by busting the door.

>> No.55919780

How many hours in photoshop have you clocked?

>> No.55919782

>New HH book disagree.

No, it doesn't. There is no Undivided Prince in it. Just an Undivided Daemon in the same style as Drach'nyen.

>> No.55919784

It's a solid trait, people just like to whine. It doesn't help that so many stores have chronic terrain shortages or that all of the codexes with the "ignore cover and fuck buildings" trait are actually fairly mediocre books propped up by small number of power units.

>> No.55919788
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12/10 photoshop skills

>> No.55919798

>But- But- my Stormshields
bring them back to what they were.
a save ONLY for the front

>> No.55919800

Do you mean fan-made or in the chaos codex? In codex, there are 2 that work. In codex, it's endless cacophony and VotLW

>> No.55919802
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Old news.

>> No.55919819

>he want armor arcs back

Go back to your dead general

>> No.55919821

>Let me guess, there were demons?
Yep big daemonic invasion. Doors opened when Yvraine(Guillman's waifu) was killed on arena by Hesperax and resurected by Ynned(new/old god).
Also Mandrakes opened portal to their own realm.

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Damn, that's been a while.

>> No.55919824

Hey man, I was just bringing more because people got mad about it last time I posted a black SoB.

>> No.55919829

You're a fucking faggot, also, please write more about the Ember Wolves.

>> No.55919832

oh Emperor, I just threw up in my mouth

>> No.55919833

Where can I find that nugget of lore?

Are dark eldar armies still worth anything?

>> No.55919843

You really are retarded. Rubrics and Scarabs have a weakened Smite, not a bonus to Smite. Why don't you try reading the rules?

>> No.55919855

Gathering Storm.

>> No.55919857

If 8th ed, d&d 3.0 and every version after it, and most ttrpgs has proven, facing is too complex for most players

>> No.55919862

I don't play against horrible looking armies either.

Admech players and drybrushers fuck off.

>> No.55919863

In seriousness, what exactly is Carnac? I tried searching the archives, but 5000 posts ago he was already a meme.

>> No.55919876

Racist scum.

>> No.55919881

Is a corrupted exodite world and nothing else

>> No.55919888
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>facing is too complex for most millennials


>> No.55919892

Necrons don't corrupt the stuff they conquer.

>> No.55919897

No, he invoked nurgle but he is undivided :^)

>> No.55919898

>hating on drybrushing

>> No.55919899

New sister act moving is looking great

>> No.55919902

It does, lotta work though.

>> No.55919904

t. millennial

>> No.55919917

Maybe. No GW fucking "White eyes" gay shit though; I'm going for more of a WAR IS HELL U GUIZE sort of meme.

>> No.55919922

When's the last time you refused to play someone specifically because of their paintjob? Did you tell them?

>> No.55919929
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Lorgar = Tzeentch (Good speculation).

Perturabo = Slaanesh (read Tallarn, it is confirmed there).

>> No.55919932


Exorcist should simply have been 1D6 (roll 2 discard lowest) shots with D2 damage for 150pts. They would then have been decent units worth taking (not op by any mean). As it stand it's maybe the worst non-elite unit of the codex.

>> No.55919935

Will you virtue signal some more about how people complain that you keep writing about your waifus and sandnogs?

>> No.55919938

Since you're not a girl, you wouldn't understand. Male eye candy is much needed for this hobby. I'm tired of looking at smelly cargo shorts men.

>> No.55919950

>Perturabo = Slaanesh (read Tallarn, it is confirmed there).

Actually, that wasn't Pert. It was just some random IW.

Perturabo is most likely Nurgle since he used his power.

>> No.55919953
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>being this wrong

>> No.55919956

A shitposter so annoying he became a meme. Kicked out of /lgbt/ for an argument over traps, he comes here and shitposts. He sucks Belakor's cock and uses and ignores Black Library canon as he pleases. He also refuses to accept anyone else can be an undivided daemon Prince.

>> No.55919962
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>Starts handing out the bingo cards to the audience

>> No.55919964

People understand facings just fine, but rule lawyers ruin everthing, so things like facing, firing arcs, and LOS get simplified because shitty people waste 20 minutes bitching over semantics otherwise.

>> No.55919967

Who does it please though? Women? they aren't in the hobby. Gays? Fuck off degenerates.

Having most of the playerbase be horrible fat autists insulates us against SJWs. Its like the herd immunity principle from vaccines.

>> No.55919983

Women yes. We do play sometimes. Gay men are also prevalent. Look at all the Marine players.

>> No.55919984
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Chaos Undecided...

Her dad was straight up Khornate however.

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>> No.55919998

>trying to backtrack

Almost everyone gets Smite on roll of 11 and 12, besides units i've mentioned earlier. THat even includes bunch of other TSon units, including Ahriman and ExSorcs.

Next time try reading basic fucking rules before trying to talk shit, you endless moron.

>> No.55920008


If women don't play 40k, who buys Tyranids?

>> No.55920014

Been saying it for years.

>> No.55920019
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I've posted this image as a sample of my eye technique so many times it should get me warned for spamming.

>> No.55920025


That's who plays nids at my LGS at least.

>> No.55920031

Three years ago.
Yes, it was MLP Guard.

>> No.55920037

Mandrake King? He's not in the tabletop is he?

>> No.55920040

Terminator armour should be 3+, except saved on 2 dice.

>> No.55920050

Fucking this! Protip for men in this hobby: lose the beer gut, shit's nasty.

>> No.55920052

I'm reading Night Lords trilogy, let me see if I get a bingo.
So far I have:
>actual well written character
>wacky jokester space marine
>wtf I hate the emperor now
>Is Octavia stronk female character or stockholm syndrom poster child? Anyhow she's Space Marine waifu-tier
>anti-hero chaos marine
>titan sub plots
>soap opera drama
>Can I add Curze being actually deep as OOC?
>Daddy issues obviously

No bingo lads. I'm disappointed.

>> No.55920054

>T. Manlet Player

>> No.55920068
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>And he that went before now came last, and that which was white and black and all direction was thrown against itself. Grown mightily indignant at the words of the Gods, Malal did turn his heart against them and flee into the chambers of space... And no man looked to Malal then, save those that serve that which they hate, who smile upon their misfortune, and who bear no love save for the damned.

So much potential, the force of chaos in its most purest form, squandered for eldar waifus and more poster boy cancer.

>> No.55920072

So black dots on the eyes? Looks good.

I feel an urge to know just how awful that army looked.

>> No.55920074

That's just the tracksuits throwing you off, they're definitely women.

>> No.55920075

1+ or 0+ would actually work better with 8E's mechanics; look at the Bullgryn Slabshield, but imagine it in a world without any invuln saves at all. It can get a Bullgryn to a 0+ (cover+astropath), which still isn't impregnable, just takes even more penetration.

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>> No.55920080

You are.
For a long time, the only unit that had a 3++ as a standing option was a unit universally agreed to be poor at best, and the 3++ made solid, but not even the best at what it did.

>> No.55920085

Imagine being this autistic

>> No.55920093

No, but I think he used to.


>> No.55920101

I mean general strategies and army composition, not stratagems

>> No.55920108
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>tfw there are about 4 nid players
>Also some female 40k players
>None of the nid players are woman

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>Zoanthropes are complete garbage and Maleceptor tier useless now

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>that retarded 'base save 93% of the time and even a -5 is still a 40% save chance' rule from Kill Team Armageddon

how about no

>> No.55920137

Could any one answer please?

>> No.55920165

>Having to roll 20 individual pairs of dice seperately each time some troops fire at your terminators

Yeah no tanks.

>> No.55920166

i would if i could, but i barely know anything about the TS

>> No.55920169

I still don't get it.

>> No.55920170

You will be disadvantaged... but those guys are still good, and will be getting better in the future.

I remember a Tabletop Tactics game which was literally like, a few squads of rubrics, 3 squads of terminators, some sorcerers and a rhino... and they came really close to winning vs a green tide list.

Initially I was like 'fuck me, those guys will never beat that many orks'. But they did really well.

>> No.55920177

You would think that most Alpha Legion forces would fall into alignment with Malice/Malal.

>> No.55920179

>Mom look I have a whole folder for this one kind of meme.

>> No.55920183

I'm a female nid player, if that reassures you.

>> No.55920190

You roll the dice. For each failure, you roll them again. Same probability.

>> No.55920192

>rolling dozens of saves one by one

It's ok, I'm free for the rest of the week.

>> No.55920200
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Not exactly. Just poking a brush into the eye cavity is imprecise and risky.

Instead I do the following:
>1. Fill in eye cavity with white (sclera)
>2. Draw a vertical line across the eye where the pupil will be
>3. Paint surrounding flesh with white

Result is an eye that has identifiable sclera and pupil without looking like a bug-eyed glare.

>> No.55920204

Why not?
Are you trying to imply that the vast majority of terminator armoured units have the kind of offensive potential to abuse it?
Do you realize the limits on terminator armor weaponry was established back when they had the 3+/2d6 save to prevent them overwhelming the game, and everything good had a drawback? Like assault cannons exploding and no save killing the model if you rolled a 1?
The actual pitch of terminator armor is it's durability, and that has been long gone since 3e, with storm shields being a bandaid that made assault termies worth half a shit.

>> No.55920208

You claimed that Thousand Sons got a bonus to casting. Having the same casting mechanics as everyone isn't a bonus, shitposter. Try to keep up with the conversation.

>> No.55920210

As long as it's not a massive disadvantage to where any opponents wouldn't even really have fun and I wouldn't have fun then it should be okay, thanks.

>> No.55920212

Sell me on starting a Space Marines army.

>> No.55920213

>thinking anyone plays t-sons

>> No.55920214

Those models are so fucking sick. They crank the edge up to 11.

>> No.55920220

Post models and timestamp on tits

>> No.55920225

I guess I get to be a special snowflake then.

>> No.55920226

Thunder Hammer and Storm Shield terminators were the last word in heavy melee units for a solid chunk of time after SS stopped being melee only.

>> No.55920228

No, play Necrons.

>> No.55920237

>Also Mandrakes opened portal to their own realm.
that was cool
i'm still betting on a 40k/aos "shadow daemons" release

>> No.55920238


>> No.55920242

But I've been working on my army for a while now anon, so at least one person kindaslightlysorta does

>> No.55920248

1k sons don't have much in way of options to begin with. You are going to need predators because you don't have much AT anyways. I would strongly recommend running cultists so you actually have points to use on other things if you need to take troops. Magnus is the only thing that is considered WAAC in 1ks. You have super expensive infantry that specializes in removing elite 1W infantry and not much else with rubrics and scarab occult so make sure to pad out your list with the capacity to deal with other targets

>> No.55920254

Prove you're a man, post model balanced on head of erect penis with timestamp.

>> No.55920255

I already have a cron army.
I'm deciding between SM and IG.
IG are cooler but SM are more cost effective.

>> No.55920256

Offensive weaponry isn't anywhere near what it was in 3e and you know it.

I played Armageddon. There was a reason that termites could only be taken one per army and even then it required special resources. Even sustained plasma fire had trouble bringing down just one.

It makes them ABSURDLY durable.

>> No.55920257

Misquoted for >>55920208

>> No.55920269


>> No.55920272

If you go Marines, go Primaris. Eventually GW will squat everything but nuMarines.

>> No.55920277

Just finished slathering 8 khorne zerkers in mephiston red, followed by a layer of agrax and astorath drybrush.

Now I just gotta paint the little detail work, the cloths, leather gloves, metal parts, the weapons and figure out whether I want the trim and such to be a different colour, because I kinda like the mono red.

>> No.55920281

Fuck you ill look how i want.

>> No.55920290

Oh my sweet summer newchild

>> No.55920291

No, they were the standard that elite assault units were measured, which for their price, they SHOULD be.
However, you are paying a premium for a unit with low attack capacity, poor movement, requires a transport in order to get shit done (footslogging TH/SS termies was the worst meme of 5e), so your "incredible unit" actually cost twice the listed price and were more suited for guard dog duty with your HQ than being a functioning assault unit.

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Rubrics, Scarab Occult, Tzaangors, Exalted Sorcerers and Predators are enough to make a functional list. You're not gonna win grand tournaments with it, but if that's your goal you wouldn't have picked Thousand Sons Unless you're one of those 'Thousand Sons' players that's gonna field Magnus and endless Brimstone Horrors

>> No.55920296

Not really. Magbd is already the best non-FW Chaos unit. The Thousand Sons list isn't really lacking anything unit wise that isn't otherwise locked out by allegiance (Endless Cacophony). Just make sure to bring a tiny CSM detachment for Stratagems. I usually just take some Alpha Legion cultists for anti-deep strike bubblewrapping.

>> No.55920305

>Paint surrounding flesh with white
Can you tell I'm phoneposting yet? I meant 'paint surrounding flesh with the flesh color'.

>> No.55920314
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>Gay men are also prevalent. Look at all the Marine players.

>> No.55920317

That's dumb. Perturabo actively hated pleasure and positive sensation.

>> No.55920318

Even if gathering storm as shit, daemonic invasion on Commorragh was nice.

>> No.55920329

If you want to keep your nasty gut, then do the hobby community a favor and carry a hoola hoop held around your waist when you're out in public. That way no one has to put up with getting bumped by the nasty, sweaty lump of cheeto-encrusted lard you're swinging around as compensation for the quarter inch pencil dick now lost to the darkness of your flab folds.

>> No.55920330

*Even if gathering storm was shit

>> No.55920335

Excessively so, however. That can only mean Slaanesh.

>> No.55920337

New player, couldnt find an answer to my question in the battle primer.
Can a model fire overwatch at units outside it's weapons attack range?

Say theres a unit of "charge dudes" 10 inches away from a unit of "shoot dudes" that declares a charge on the shoot dude.
The shoot dudes all have flamers with an 8 inch range.

Do they get to fire overwatch?

>> No.55920347

How are Zoanthropes garbage?

>> No.55920354

*Despite gathering storm being shit

>> No.55920355

>Can a model fire overwatch at units outside it's weapons attack range

>> No.55920358

Is it possible to take Tzeentch daemons to fill out numbers in my army as well?

>> No.55920361


8th edition is best edition! /sigh

>> No.55920363

No. Not sure how you thought otherwise, but no. The shooting rules are very clear on how range works.

>> No.55920374

look up control alt delete loss

>> No.55920393

Thanks lads.

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>> No.55920410

>pleasure and positive sensation.
I think you misunderstand Slaneesh.

>> No.55920420

>Thanks lad, lass, and lad

Fix'd. No, I don't play 'nids though. Insects are nasty, burn them all!

>> No.55920427

Can a rhino pop smoke after advancing?

>> No.55920428

For now. Once the codex hits, you'll want to move them to a separate detachment.

>> No.55920440

>You claimed that Thousand Sons got a bonus to casting

And then explained that they get their Smite bonus on 10+, effectively giving them +1 for purpose of getting upgraded smite. You spreged out like a complete idiot that you are, and start claiming that everyone but GK gets their Smite bonus on 10+.

I pointed out how that's wrong as per BRB rules everyone gets Smite bonus on roll that's higher than 10, as opposed to Rubrics, Magnus and Scarab getting it on 10 and higher, and instead of having a shred of dignity, you started backtracking and lying about convo that everyone can fully follow in like three clicks.

>> No.55920442
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DE confirmed cucked until next year while CW get codex nao. Lesson of the day is that you should only play DoW factions and chaos

>> No.55920447

Deep striking was the alternative to transport, not footslogging.

>> No.55920450

Lad is fucking unisex when used in this context, you bint.

>> No.55920457

It's hilarious that you say that, my girlfriend is getting started with the 'nids SC box.
I've got some chaos stuff from when I started in 7th but up until now I've been exclusively a hobbyist. Finally gonna get some games in.

>> No.55920461
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Nigga Chaos is best.

Why does anyone play anything else?

>> No.55920466

Sure thing, 'mate'. ;)

>> No.55920474

wow i didnt know p'orcs existed irl

how many elves do you rape per day? this is for the census

>> No.55920492

Youu look exactly like I would imagine an edgy chaos faggot looks like.

>> No.55920494

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Chaos.

>> No.55920497

Huh, all this time I'd read it as if the super smite bonus was on 10, not 11. Goes from a 1 in 6 chance to 1 in 12. Bummer.

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>> No.55920503

I'm brave enough to post myself and defend Chaos.

What are you manlets doing? Hiding in cowardice. Typical.

Death to the false emperor!

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>implying i dont call my GF m8 all the time
you triggered lad?

>> No.55920522

Currently I'm laughing at an ugly as fuck camwhore.

>> No.55920546

>implying you don't call her cunt you australian shitposter

>> No.55920549


>> No.55920551

Currently i'm baiting my fellow anon.

>> No.55920573
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>he thinks im Australian
nice try friendo ;)
you mistake the jailer for the convict

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>> No.55920580

Who this?

>> No.55920599

take a guess dickhead, you've changed since i last saw you.

>> No.55920600

You have to go back

>> No.55920603

It's'a me, Mario!

Who do you think it is??

>> No.55920606

So we know what Khornefags look like now, describe yourself and what faction you play as.

>> No.55920608

Nah I'm just kidding. That was just some random picture I saved from normiebook for bait.

>> No.55920609

I dunno. I thought Pert's sin was sullen, bitter rejection of his place in the great plan, combined with his willingness to let his resentment fester until he was broken by it.
Just like he rejected his home planet's culture of scheming and backstabbing for staid, familial dedication to the tyrant, even when it became obvious that he could take over the whole world if he wanted to.

I mean, if we're refusing to accept unaligned princes (which is dumb; if you reject all the gods, there's no reason one should choose to claim you personally), then Nurgle seems most logical. Stolid, dependable, utterly loyal to his word, averse to politicking and expansionary schemes.

>> No.55920615

Aussie here.
I call my girlfriend mate, lad, honey, baby, princess or kitten depending on the day.

She calls me daddy.

Lifes good.

>> No.55920624
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cant make me :D

it really does look like a guy i knew once

>> No.55920629

Manly Adonis
Ultramarine Primaris

>> No.55920649

>can move halfway over the table in a single turn
>can murder virtually anything in melee
>dumb range damage
>3++r1 save makes you bullshit hard to kill

Guess my point cost 40kg :^)

>> No.55920661

shooty ork boys

>> No.55920664

Ugly, retarded, fat manlet
Thousand Sons

Not even shitposting.

>> No.55920667


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killedbyasinglealphalegionsoc pts

>> No.55920688

>Pretending girls don't play
Thank you for getting it.

>> No.55920694

16pt crusader

>> No.55920697
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Trannies dont count

>> No.55920698

I play GKs.
I'm a /fit/ chad virgin.

Temptation is for the weak!! Only the pure shall endure!

>> No.55920700

I look like Jesus

>> No.55920711

Magnus, so 415

>> No.55920716

I play an Imperial Fists successor and Alpha Legion

I'm a twink

>> No.55920732
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/fit/ nerd 5'7 manlet at large
Alpha legion

Eldar can fuck off

>> No.55920738
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He has 7 attacks.

He's good at killing tanks and that's about it.

His 3++ requires a spell, if your opponent gets 1st turn you die easily.

>> No.55920755

>Magnus is top tier tourney material and one of three LoWs in Chaos super list
>Morty is not


>> No.55920760
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I want to start up a small (around 500) point army of Black Templars, what exactly should my focus be to make them effective at that level? I started with crons at the tail end of 7th, so I'm not used to having all these options available.

>> No.55920775

Enjoy your Magnus when he loses access to Warp Time in his codex.

>> No.55920781
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An italian blog had this up from yesterday, so considering it got ulthwe right the others are probably right too.

>Enemies sbutract 1 to their hit rolls if the unit is more than 12" away.

>+1 Leadership and reroll all to hit rolls of 1 with Shuriken weapons.

>Ignore wounds on a 6.

>Jetbikes reroll failed charges and ignore the -1 penalty for moving and firing heavy weapons.

>> No.55920804
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>me bottom right
White Scars Primaris Marines

>> No.55920807

How embarrassing.

How were Guard bonuses so good then we go back to shit? Unique orders, unique traits that affects tanks and infantry... oh here you go raven guard trait.

>> No.55920819


Twinky elf looking motherfucker
>>Play Salamanders

>> No.55920824

I like painting a large variety of things.

>> No.55920841

I look like lou albano and I play death guard and nurgle daemons

>> No.55920843

I doubt that's right, but anyway, it's clear the Guard codex was made by a dyed-in-the-wool guardfag who put a lot of work and love into it. Like how all codex should be.

>> No.55920848


Nah Kherudrakh used to have rules in 6th, lost them in 7th. He was so lonely he couldnt join a unit of mandrakes to give them his cool rules, and not having bodyguards made him shit.

Fluff is cool though.

>> No.55920852

Because Eldar deserves to be the shittest codex for at least some editions.

>> No.55920859

hairy, Long Hair Beard
Plays Blood Angels

>> No.55920866

Is body paint standard uniform for SoS?

>> No.55920869

dude marry me

we can get that sweet sweet married standard deduction from our income tax if we file jointly

>> No.55920870

>He's good at killing tanks and that's about it.

You forgot elite infantry, characters, superheavies and even standard infantry. Anything but hordes, really

He can pretty reliable delete most important unit in your enemy's army. Not only that he hits like a truck, but most of his damage has very low chance of not connecting as well. Not to mention that you can even try to snipe characters with Smite while murdering something else in Fight phase.

That would be pretty sizable nerf to him, yes. I can't think of anything that would be as good as that power for him.

>> No.55920876

>Plays Blood Angels
raging homo detected

>> No.55920882

Not raging. But you never know unless you try it anon

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I hope

>> No.55920900

Is it Blood Angels or Dark Angels? Make your fucking mind up, Phil!

>> No.55920905

Have you seen them?

>> No.55920911

It's both, Dark Angels are the gayest followed by BA and their nipple armour.

>> No.55920914

And a Shadowsword is 404.

Who wins?

>> No.55920922

TSons have a codex coming allegedly this year, so you have a codex and maybe a ton of new releaaes to look forward to
And DGuard are now a known quantity, with a lot of cool stuff like plague tanks and flyers. TSons seem a little barren in comparison.

I personally went TSons when making this same decision and my main army AdMech are ahead of them on me working on them for now and they have a pretty nice codex so I'm not afraid of getting a lackluster one for tsons

>> No.55920923

/fit/ male 189cm. Square jaw, big eyes, short brown hair. Most females rate me ~8/10 but I don't give a single fuck about my look so I'm wearing a patched hoodie and old baggy jeans. Actually I look like a beggar No, really - few weeks ago a random old woman asked me if I need money for food

>> No.55920928

6'3" built like a bear with a beard. Raptirs Chapter, Caracharodons, RG

>> No.55920936
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You're forgetting, we have "NID FUCKER" Cruddence championing our codex.

Can the tyranids say the same?

>> No.55920940

Which, if any, IG artillery units are worth taking?

>> No.55920941

Fug, also playing T'au. So it seems I'm also retarded

>> No.55920946

I look like I'd play IF or IW.
But in reality I play Orks because plans are hard.

>> No.55920947

DAngles are the gayest faction, it doesn't mean that no other faction is gay.

>> No.55920948

Shadowsword with HK missile and heavy stubber is 414.

>> No.55920959

Anything BUT the deathstrike which is still laughably bad.

>> No.55920961

Post T,W and saves, as well as it's weapons.

Assuming that it's a Baneblade variant, so 27w T8 and +, Magnus with +1A WT and Diabolic Strength would do 29.1 wounds to it.

>> No.55920969

Codex ranking, in terms of internal balance and thematics.

Imperial Guard>Death Guard>Chaos Space Marines>Space Marines>Ad Mech>Grey Knights

>> No.55920971
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BA=fabulous space vampires berserkers

>> No.55920974

>Rubric Marines and Scarab Occult get a strictly inferior version of Smite
>this is somehow proof that Thousand Sons already get a bonus to casting

>> No.55920980

>and +

Meant 3+

>> No.55920983
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I hope we don't have anyone nicknamed Nid fucker working on the tyranid codex. Very different context.

>> No.55920986

Magnus, SS needs 4 turns to kill and doesn't last 2 turns against him.

>> No.55920990

My friends have learned that if they want to cripple my Deldar they need to focus my Dark Lance Ravagers, and thats annoying.

I started running Harlequins with Fusion Pistols rather than kabalites to ambush them with pocket dark lances. Worked for 3-4 games til word got around.

What can i do now to shaft them? Im thinking running 3 squads of trueborn alongside my 5 kabalite squads and double archon. Its 10 Venoms and hopefully its confusing enough they get blastered.

>> No.55920991

No one is going to judge you for being gay here, no need to dress up what BAs are.

>> No.55920994

DE are one of the few factions that aren't cucked by their index. Shiny new toys will be nice, but I can still tear assholes up like a grotesque in a preschool.

>> No.55921027

I mean i dont know about you but i think some nids are kinda hot

>> No.55921034

Its a Baneblade variant, so that's correct.

Offensively it gets a heavy stubber, Hunter killer missile (to even the points) twin heavy bolter, and the Volcano Cannon.

Volcano Cannon is heavy 3d3 S16 AP-5 D2d6. It rerolls wounds and gets +1 to hit vs TITANIC stuff, I believe.

>> No.55921036

Obviously fake.

>> No.55921039


new thread

>> No.55921051

Crud didn't do Guard this time, it was a guy named James Gallagher.

All I want is nids to be done by Phil Kelly and/or Simon Grant.

>> No.55921053

Eldar traits do affect tanks, numbnuts. They get Chapter Tactics+1.

>> No.55921059
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get a new army

>> No.55921077

Play better?

>> No.55921082

>girls dont play 40k confirmed

>> No.55921090

This is news to you?

>> No.55921092

half the players at my gs are girls
disgusting hog trolls, but girls.

>> No.55921100

Any advice on this list?


Captain - Thunder hammer, storm bolter, santic halo.

Cataphractii Captain - Relic blade, storm bolter.


5 Tacticals - chainsword and combi melta, melta.

5 Tacticals - chainsword and combi plasma, plasma.

5 Tacticals - chainsword and combi plasma, plasma.


5 Tartaros Terminators - 4 storm bolters, reaper autocannon, 4 powerfists, 1 chainfist.

Contemptor Dreadnought - Multi melta, storm bolter, dreadnought CCW.

Heavy Support


5 Devastators - chainsword, storm bolter, 4 heavy bolters, cherub.



>> No.55921120

Also, it's 25.6. I got too used for adding Prescience in for 5+ DttFE so i did it here as well without meaning to do so. But yeah, with Smite he can melt that tank in a turn.
Magnus doesn't have Titanic keyword, i think. He takes 3.67 wounds average from the big gun.

Really, his invu is just fucking dumb. 3++r1 is prett much 2.33++, so he saves like 79%. And you can CP reroll 2s because of course you want to do that.

>> No.55921141



>> No.55921150

Just wanted to prove that
Are trannies or bait.

>> No.55921155


Ive already got Deldar, Eldar, Harlequins and the Triumvirate


Ive only lost once, jus annoys me having my ravagers/harlequins focused down. Trying to create the "i dont know what to shoot for the best!" Situation rather than the current "kill the lances, kill the venoms, kill the boys"

>> No.55921156

Stop playing spess muhreens,

>> No.55921158


Ultramarines chapter tactic and the ultras warlord trait too.

>> No.55921177


wow. that's a lot of autism.

>> No.55921183

6'4'' tall, fit as fuck but can't get buff for some reason, but growing impressive sideburns.

Crimson Fists, Grey Knights, and Thousand Sons. Got a ton of Ork stuff second hand but didn't have time to assemble, paint and play those yet.

>> No.55921209

>TSons have a codex coming allegedly this year,
This is a meme. There is no evidence beyond Anons claiming they saw a post on Facebook that disappeared.

>> No.55921223

As a Thousand Sons player I care more about getting tons of psychic powers to pick and choose from than about new models.

A proper dustdread to replace the ill-fitting Hellbrute would be appreciated however.

>> No.55921231

TSons absolutely have a codex of their own, it's been confirmed by geedubs. We just don't know if it's this year or not.

>> No.55921239

>A proper dustdread to replace the ill-fitting Hellbrute would be appreciated however.

>> No.55921255

Use goats

>> No.55921262

And it's one of the lower cost Baneblades.

Any one wanna remind me why they think guard are op?

>> No.55921305


Why? Someone has to. Otherwise every game is Tyranids vs Sisters

>> No.55921356

If you have only lost once, why do you need advice?

>> No.55921383


>if you already know a bit about something, dont bother trying to learn more about it.

Thought someone might have another suggestion perhaps?

>> No.55921385

What's the point of sternguards if you're gonna give them stormbolters?

>> No.55921425


bruh this thread is cancer look up a bit to where i asked for advice on my space marines list.

there's no useful information to be found here.

>> No.55921440

Yes, but I'm only going by their datacard and points cost, which seems fairly reasonable all in all. The jump in efficiency from a unit of 3 to a unit of 4 seems large and a point reduction might help, but a 2d3 smite on 120 points is good value and with the neurothrope and the 3++ they have some staying power.

All that on paper, like I said, I don't Tyranid.

>> No.55921471


Youre right i guess, sorry i dont know much about marines to help. If its any consolation marines dont seem to have any dud units so you should be fine?

>> No.55921485
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>making this same decision and my main army AdMech
Holy fuck are you me? AdMech is also my main army. I'm leaning towards DG for a CC army supported by Plaugeburst Crawlers and deep striking plasma termies.

>> No.55921567

Volcano cannon is 3d3 shots hitting on 4s, wounding on 2s, negating his armor but running up against his 4++ reroll 1s, and dealing 2d6 damage to his 18 wounds. So you're looking on average at six shots, three hits, 2-3 wounds, more or less one of those getting through his invuln (assuming he didn't buff it) and dealing under half of his wounds on average. Of course, if you take four lascannons your chances of killing the giant parrot go up considerably, and either way the Shadowsword's range is significantly higher than Magnus'.

If he gets in range, which he usually can, Magnus deals 7 attacks hitting on 2 rerollable, wounding on 2s, ignoring its save and dealing 3 damage each, for a likely total of 21 out of the SS's 26 wounds. He can then Smite for an average of 5-ish mortal wounds, finishing it off.

Volatile matchup, if the Shadowswrod goes first it has a very good chance of one shotting Magnus, if Magnus goes first (and is in range) it's fucked. Pure mathhammer of course, before anyone spergs out on that.

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>> No.55921618


This bitch looks like Seras Victoria. I like it.

>> No.55921706
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>re-rolling ones like everyone else
>oh also command point refunds
>it's fucking nothing why do we always get nothing

Eldar players. every edition.

>> No.55921708

Can someone post the grav rule for a filthy phoneposter?

>> No.55921755

205 pounds
Thousand sons

>> No.55921787

Just pointing out the Shadowsword is cost equivalent only if it takes no sponsons. Otherwise it's much pricier.

So depending on how much of a board Magnus can cover the match is dependent on Magnus getting into melee.

Let's assume for the sake of argument this is an actual Matched Play game, so both players are using SHA detachments and have 3 CP.

Further assume the standard deployment. Since the Shadowsword is 1 point cheaper, it deploys first and gets first turn.

I suspect it gets the best bonus as Catachan or Valhallan, and can make good use of Vengeance for Cadia and Defensive Gunners for its stratagems.

Magnus gets command rerolls for his invuln save, as well as anything else you can do.

Honestly the reason I'm so curious about this is because this is a REALLY close matchup point wise. Two Lords of War that are near-equivalent in points from two different armies. Let's see what happens!

>> No.55921826

>SS needs 4 turns to kill
How did you get those numbers? A max kitted out Shadowsword (volcano cannon, hunter killer missile, four sponsons with twin heavy bolters and lascannons, base twin heavy bolter) firing everything at Magnus with no powers deals just over 10 wounds on average, but there's a lot of volatility with the Volcano Cannon's number of shots and wound to roll. Hot dice can bring that number up very quickly.

Then again, Mark of Tzeentch brings that number down to 6.6 wounds and poor dice can also impact that similarly, and by then Magnus has reached you and beaten you to scrap.

>> No.55921920
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Long blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, ear piercings, and I have a tattoo of the Icon of Excess tramp stamped onto me.
Plus I'm a guy, but I'm a feminine guy, I even shave my legs, arms, basically anywhere there's hair where I don't want it, so if it's not my eyebrows or my head hair I remove it.
Slaanesh, obviously.

>> No.55921925

Play raven guard and place them 9" from enemy and pray to win the roll off and you get all the dakka.

>> No.55922134

>doesn't know loss
>doesn't like loss
newfag, 14 year-old, or both.

>> No.55922187
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5'7" 27yo bloke with a super metabolism that is basically a wasting disease. I can't put on weight, as such I have no fat and no muscle.

Play Death Guard and Orks.
I apparently play them because they have what I don't

>> No.55922278

6’3” male. 240lb bodybuilder. New 52 Superman haircut. Good posture, strong jaw, and dresses well(mostly). Sometimes I switch to a small pompadour for my hair.

I play HH/40k Imperial Fists, HH/40k Custodes, Deathwatch, and Inquisitorial Storm Troopers(Tempestus Scions).

>> No.55922285

Like we would actually tell the guys here that we are girls. They sperg out every time "We don't say we are boys every thread why should you?!" because fucking duh. Everyone assumes you're a fat ugly white man and saying you're anything else upsets everyone.

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>> No.55922353


Well I guess I now know someone on my friends list browses tg too

>> No.55922585

If someone with 2+ BS with a rerolling 1's buff fires a plasma gun thats super charged and they roll a 1, do they get their reroll or do they instantly die?

>> No.55922733

>uses early 2000s meme
>doesnt know the greatness that is loss
why didnt your parents wrap up

>> No.55922818

Currently working on:
Almost done Dominus conversion/remodel
1 Engiseer Conversion
10 Cadian Vanguard conversions
10 GSC Acolyte Vanguard Conversions
5 Beastmen converted into Electropriests
1 Infiltrator Conversion
1 New Plasma Caliver Vanguard, after my last one got stolen.

>> No.55922880

Slightly thinner than average 5'10" with a shaved head and a van dyke. Plays Dark Angels and Vostroyans IF I FUCKING HAD ENOUGH TO PLAY WITH.

>> No.55923344

Necrons would be so much better if they just used Tomb Kings minis

>> No.55923500


>> No.55924202

5'30'' guy, brown hair and eyes, dressed like a nerd, shaved like a 17th century musketeer. Muscleless but I have a sexy as fuck wheelchair perfect for crushing people's feet with total impunity, so I don't really care.

40k/HH Custodes, HH Ultramarines, HH Thousand Sons, Dark Eldar.

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