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55247610 No.55247610 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Hello, my name is Deedlit, and I'm looking for new members for the Blonde Elf Club.

Do you know any blonde elves? They don't need to be quite as famous as me, the most famous blonde elf of all time, but preferably elves that at least have names, and not just random nameless blonde elves that are the result of some hentai artist running out of hair color options.

>> No.55247662
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as an elf, i don't know who you are

as a wandering spirit of leisure and creation, i don't know who you are

like seriously, the last time i asked a question from a spirit of air and knowledge, i got saddled with some major baggage, forcing me to go and talk to the Greeks about it

seriously though, who are you?

>> No.55247670

kys OP

>> No.55247812

Dokufu chick
Gate elf

>> No.55247833
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In fact I do, but I'm not going to make it easy and attach a name, because this topic is garbage.

>> No.55247860
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Deedo a shit. Piro a best elf.

>> No.55248075

You're on /tg/ and you don't know Record of Lodoss War?

...die. Seriously, die.

>> No.55248092
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>brown dark elf


>> No.55248110
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>liking tar-babby lol-so-edgy elfs

>> No.55248267
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Lucia is best blond elf.

>> No.55248318
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No Marcille?

For shame

>> No.55248382

she is literally five posts above you dumbass.

>> No.55248923

Six, actually.

>> No.55249209
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will this cutie do.

>> No.55249247

>random /e/ pic
>no name
Anime elf posters are the worst. Yes, this includes OP

>> No.55249258

Oh, and I forgot
>big tits on an elf

>> No.55249739

I want to KISS Marcille.

>> No.55249760

Wait, wasn't Legolas THE most famous blonde elf character in fantasy history?

>> No.55249802

Is he animu?

>> No.55249825


>> No.55249855

Cow tits on an elf is the best thing in the universe...

>> No.55249858
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This is Fingolfin, he's a best elf. He's often portrayed as blonde, though many will argue that he's dark haired.

>> No.55249875 [DELETED] 

DeedLIT af f a m (fire emojii)

>> No.55249929
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>> No.55250005

And who the fuck is that?

>> No.55250058

Wait a minute. Is this Male Grease Elf? The last time I saw an Elf this full of grease was when Dragon Age Inquisition released.

>> No.55250107

I've never seen a newfag so bad at fitting in.

>> No.55250126

Anyone who thinks Fingolfin was blonde is a massive retard.

>> No.55250205

Might I know who this elven twink is??? Or is he just a random non specific elf dude?

>> No.55250220
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There is no good evidence against that.

>> No.55250224

Well since this be an elf thread, someome mind explaining why Dragon Age elves are "garbage, shit, and utter rubbish?"

>> No.55250239

Because they are not animu.

>> No.55250963
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The fact that the Noldor were primarily dark of hair (and the Noldor that were blonde were typically pointed out as being blonde and unusual) and that his direct family (at the time) were also dark-haired not good enough for you?

>> No.55250992

>There is no good evidence against that.
>Finarfin's mother was of the Vanyar, and he inherited her fair hair, which he passed on to his children.[7] The Elves of the House of Finarfin were unique among their kin who had dark hair.
>‘They [the Noldor] were tall, fair of skin and grey-eyed, though their locks were dark, save in the golden house of Finrod [later changed to Finarfin].’ Thus these words describing characters of face and hair were actually written of the Noldor only, and not of all the Eldar: indeed the Vanyar had golden hair, and it was from Finarfin’s Vanyarin mother Indis that he, and Finrod Felagund and Galadriel his children, had their golden hair that marked them out among the princes of the Noldor. (15) [Emphasis mine.]
>Like all of Finwë's sons, Finarfin founded his own house. Uniquely among the Noldor he and his descendants all had golden hair inherited from his mother, so his house was sometimes called "The Golden House of Finarfin".

Three different sources found in under 3 minutes.

>> No.55251009

Also, in case you >>55250220 are unaware, Indis is the mother of both Fingolfin and Finarfin. Finarfin alone is described as inheriting his mother's hair and is famous because he alone of all her children did so.

In short, Fingolfin wasn't blonde and if you had read the Silmarillion you would know that.

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>> No.55251069

And what's the name of these guys?

>> No.55251120


>> No.55251145
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This is Eltharion, he killed a lot of orcs and goblins. he's an Asur and I saw other pics of him being blonde, so he counts.

>> No.55251202

Oh, I didn't know it was the Famous Blonde Elf Club!

>> No.55251368
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I have a doom-laden destiny.

>> No.55251756

theyre litterally the same elf type, japan just didnt want to use black because muh waifus

>> No.55252293

Are you guys retarded, by chance?
>Finarfin's mother was of the Vanyar, and he inherited her fair hair, which he passed on to his children.[7] The Elves of the House of Finarfin were unique among their kin who had dark hair.

They ALL have blonde hair.

Where I come from a brother is still close family.

>> No.55252422
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Did somebody say... Blonde Elves? Sure, I got you covered.

>> No.55252457

Not animu, fuck off.

>> No.55252476
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So I heard of this Zelda girl, apparently the kind of thing you're after. But all I could find was this ninja or something.

>> No.55252481

And this anon's, is what retardation looks like. Don't pity him, for retards only deserve our spite.

>> No.55252662

How many levels of speshul is this?

>> No.55252678

Don't disrespect the Deed. She's great, but. Piro is best.

Well, the best i Lodoss at least.

>> No.55252712
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This is Alith Anar. He's a ghost. He's also blonde.

>> No.55252728

Less than the average /tg/ user.

>> No.55252741
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This is Galadriel.

She is the actual most famous blonde elf.

>> No.55252753
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This is also Eltharion. He killed a lot of dank elves and fanboys. He's an Asur and his hair has been bleached super blonde by indescribable torture.

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>> No.55252803
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>Blonde Elf Club
You mean Blonde Human With Pointy Ears Club?

>> No.55253099

Well, at least their OCs of long ago.

>> No.55253115
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His name is Duvain Ailduin.

>> No.55253118
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Yeah, no.

>> No.55253181

>knife ears

Still the lamest attempt to come up with an insult for elves.

>> No.55253340
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Bonjour, quest-que-ce qui se passe dans cette fil?

>> No.55253373

burger pls go

you can't into french

>> No.55253464


C'est vrai, je parle comme une vache espagnole, mais je suis pas un americaine

>> No.55253475
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This is Korhil. He's a blonde elf and likes lions.

>> No.55253581
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>this fucking thread

what a waste of time

>> No.55253595
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Huh, this thread has made me realize that there's no blonde elves in IK. They're all either white haired, black haired, or bald.


>> No.55253609
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These two are supposed to be Teclis and Tyrion. This was one of the few pics I could find that doesn't have them wear pompous helmets.

>> No.55254000

Shouldn't Teclis look like a skinny Toughness 2 reed?

>> No.55254030

I'd say "terminal cancer ward", and I don't think he's ever been big on armour either.

>> No.55254066
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>They ALL have blonde hair
Why does every pic of Feanor I can find show him with dark hair?

>> No.55254070
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>> No.55254103

After Ingis, genius.

>> No.55254126


Not technically elves, but still good taste. Also, I never ever use Gate elf's real name, and only call her Deedlit.

>> No.55254220

No, he's blond, not blonde.
>blonde = female
>blond = male
Educate yourselves, degenerates.

>> No.55254407
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so, just famous blonde elves, or can it be anyone with knife ears and goldilocks?

>> No.55254459
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This is Nero, a blonde elf, sex god and rapist. He's very edgy.

>> No.55254497

Silly anon, it's not rape if it's an elf.

>> No.55254562

You're a retard. Anon's talking about Finarfin's house and his children, not Feanor's. Did you not read the fucking books?

>> No.55254608
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Apparently fame is a non-issue. We can post all the blonde elves we like.

Gotta be careful about the bust, though. This is an elf thread, so that one guy who reeees himself into a one-man shitstorm about tits on elves is sure to be about.

>> No.55254651

>Apparently fame is a non-issue
Just because some didn't read the OP doesn't mean you can stop putting some effort into your posts.

>> No.55254677

Her name is Isoulde of Brachwilde.

Duh. How do you not know that?

>> No.55254694

The guy he's quoting is still the true retard here.

Tolkien, on Finarfin:

>Uniquely among the Noldor he and his descendants all had golden hair inherited from his mother
>Uniquely among the Noldor
>U N I Q U E L Y

>> No.55254723

OP explicitly, for whatever reason, asks for named characters. He wants to know about established characters in established settings that you can read up on and that happen to have blonde hair and are elves. If you just want to dump random pictures we have threads and other boards for this.

>> No.55254728
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Glorfindel reporting in.

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>> No.55255922

Knife ears

>> No.55256182
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This is Corellon, he's the god of the elves, hopefully he is still allowed. He likes magic, music, arts, crafts, poetry, warfare and killing orcs.

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This is Elda Ballad. She likes axes and wants to get pregnant.

>> No.55256498

No it is you who is retarded.

Fingolfin's brother is specifically mentioned to have had blonde hair passed from his mother. And it is mentioned to be a differentiating feature from rest of the Noldor, something really special. That heavily implies that the remaining branches of house of Finwe are dark haired like avarege Noldor and your failure to get it makes you just inconcievably dumb.

>> No.55256558

>the house of finarfin
Is it explicitly stated somewhere that Fingolfins had dark hair? Otherwise I'll include him in the direct relatives of Finarfin, which are all implied to have blonde hair.

>> No.55256651
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This is SAKO RK95. She is a rapist and an assault rifle, who happens to look like an elf, because Japan.

>> No.55256718

Relatives of Finarfin are never said to have blonde hair. His DESCENDANTS are said to have blonde hair. It's also said that among the Noldor this is entirely unique to Finarfin and his descendants.

Therefore, Fingolfin doesn't have blonde hair.

>> No.55256773

The "house of Finarfin" seems to me like it could easily be understood as in all his family, not just his lineage but rather his mother's lineage.

>> No.55256831

Let me break it down for you, because you don't seem to understand.

You seem to think that Fingolfin is a member the House of Finarfin. He's not. The House of Finarfin are Finarfin and his kids. According to Tolkien, only Finarfin and his descendants have blonde hair among the Noldor.

Fingolfin is not one of Finarfin's kids.

>> No.55256848

Nooooope, the royal House of Finarfin explicitly refers to Finarfin and those he sires. Fingolfin has his own house, the House of Fingolfin.

Read the Silmarillion nigga.

>> No.55256852

How about faeggot?

>> No.55256866

A brother is part of his brother's family. Since nowhere is stated he doesn't I'll simply assume he has blonde hair as well.

If this is such a big problem to you I suggest you seek professional help.
Stated where?

>> No.55257015

You're just trolling right? One can't be possibly this stupid.
House of [someone] is house founded by this [someone] and consists of his descendans.
Fingolfin, Finrarfin, and Feanor were all members of House of Finwe, but they all founded they branches of it.

Fingolfin being Finarfin's brother doesn't make him a member of his fucking house, he has HIS FUCKING OWN.

>> No.55257082

>A brother is part of his brother's family.

Doesn't matter, since it's only Finarfin and his descendants that have blonde hair.

>Stated where?

For the House of Fingolfin, The History of Middle-Earth, Vol. 12 (The Peoples of Middle-earth).

For the House of Finarfin, The History of Middle-earth, Vol. X (Morgoth's Ring). The Annals of Aman I believe.

Either way, in The History of Middle-Earth, Vol. 5 (The Lost Road and Other Writings) it's said that only Finarfin and his descendants have blonde hair among the Noldor.

Fingolfin ain't blonde, he has black hair like all Noldor not part of the House of Finarfin.

>> No.55257157
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What the hell happened to the Elf Slayer, anyway? How'd that all end?

>> No.55257158
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What's your favorite food Deedlit-chan? Parfaits are so good right? You aren't only savor grass like that other elf girl right?

>> No.55257199
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Reminder that there's no better weapon for an elf than the boomerang:
>can be used as improvised dildo

>> No.55257208

Watch less anime and you might find more saving graces.

>> No.55257216
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Blonde elves tend to be dessert elves.

>> No.55257230
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>> No.55257251
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Some prefer meat skewers over sweet treats.

>> No.55257297
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Yet others prefer some fresh suckling pig.

>> No.55257365
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This is Mannimarco. He's a lich.

>> No.55257534

>Fingolfin being Finarfin's brother doesn't make him a member of his fucking house, he has HIS FUCKING OWN.

The two things aren't mutually exclusive.

Well, I guess they do if you have autism.

>> No.55257604


JRRK Rowling's autism is why he made Finarfin and Fingolfin seperate houses despite being brothers.

>> No.55257605
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Kimochiwarui desu senpai

Why are you even here, half-slut? This is elf thread for real elfs only. All the sweets in the world aren't going to quench sourness of your miserable existence. Instead of shitting up this thread, why don't you go discover a magic to spectacularly blow yourself up for good, maybe then your family would actually care about you for a moment.

>> No.55257608
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This is Ribbon. She plays games.

>> No.55257639

>Instead of shitting up this thread
Well, your role-playing isn't helping either.

>> No.55257647

I'm gonna stuff her mouth with meat and she will like it, if you catch my drift.

>> No.55257796

>The two things aren't mutually exclusive.

They actually are. Both Finarfin and Fingolfin are of the House of Finwe. Only Finarfin is of the House of Finarfin. House of Finarfin = Finarfin and his kids. House of Fingolfin = Fingolfin and his kids. You can look up who counts as members of which house in The History of Middle-Earth.

Either way, it doesn't matter, since Finarfin and his descendants are stated to be the ONLY Noldor with blonde hair. Fingolfin isn't one of Finarfin's descendants.

You have to be pretty autistic yourself in order to ignore all this.

>> No.55258056
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Yes, that guy is a retard and no one is doubting that. I just wanted to because of my faux-autism that he knew that Finarfin family is the only family with blond hair for the Noldor. No one else, including Fingolfin, has blond hair. Also, have this. I hope it's not for ants

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>> No.55258942

No, it is just you who's not just ignorant fuck, but also basking in your own ignorance like it was fountain of gold. You're the epitome of Mount Stupid. Look it up.

>> No.55258999

Chocolate elves>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>coal-skinned elves, prove me wrong.

>> No.55259037

Easy, they barely exist in traditional games.

>> No.55259138

And yet you're here instead of a thread relevant to your interests because...?

>> No.55259220

You ever consider that this sort of attitude is why people keep launching crusades against your insufferably smug pointy asses?

>> No.55259582

If being an oldfag means acting superior to everyone because you've read more completely irrelevant bullshit and convinced yourself it was "a cornerstone of tabletop culture", I'm happy to be a newfag.

>> No.55259601

Being a newfag just means you need to lurk moar before posting so you don't embarrass yourself.

And you need to lurk moar.

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>> No.55260006
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sup all you weakass blond cunts.
master race beefcake silver-haired elf Celeborn here.
Galadriel, Finarfin's only daughter, just got done giving me head. shit was cash

>> No.55260484
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The one and only

>> No.55260533


Go away.

>> No.55261231 [DELETED] 
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>iconic from TTRPG
hey there - whats up tubby?

>source -layariel treetopglint [Layariel >Wipfelglanz in the original German] from the >dark eye rpg

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hey there - whats up tubby?

>source -layariel treetopglint [Layariel >Wipfelglanz in the original German] from the >dark eye rpg

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>removes iconic from TTRPG

>> No.55261493

Adjectives are gender neutral you fucking Latin.

>> No.55261579

I thought blond was an adjective, and blonde was a noun.

>> No.55261601

blonde can be verb too, most nouns can

>> No.55261722

You gotta be blonding me.

>> No.55263180
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Dobby assures the young master that Dobby is eligible.

Dobby knows the drapes may be too threadbare to tell, but Dobby's carpet will bear witness if the young master wishes to confirm Dobby's testimony.

>> No.55263210
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>My hair is totally blond.
t. teclis

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Don't violate the NAP.

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>> No.55265683

Not that guy, but lodoss war was some seriously dry shit. I got like 6 episodes in and shelved it, and still haven't gone back to watch the rest yet 3 years later.

>> No.55265721
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I heard there were elves here!

Now. We need to go back to Japan, so we have to find the spell fragments, which means you take your frigging clothes off now.

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>> No.55265778

12 years here, still on episode 2

>> No.55265814

Elves belong to pig-Orc breeding stables

>> No.55265826

Quality thread.

>> No.55266018

Even if an Elf rapes a human?

>> No.55266051


Why do millennials universally have shit taste?

>> No.55266075


Babbies can't handle an anime that isn't some shitty isekai with constant fan service and explosions lol

>> No.55266934

Okay memes aside, isn't it that while Pelinal did lead a Knight's Crusade against elves, especially when Celethelel kiled Huna, thus making him meme in anti-elf posting. Isn't it that Pelinal's legacy is all about being goody-two-shoes lawful good and being merciful aswell?

Surely it'd be a disgrace against the Nine Divines and other lawful-goodyness to use Pelinal's image for such sheer irrational hatred towards elves. As such hatred would just give fuel for evil daedra.

>> No.55266999
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>I'm looking for fellow blondies

"How about you fuck off you dh'oine sympathizing wench!"

>'Can I have new members who're blondes but have names and personality?'

"Well does your blonde club have any members who're gifted with time control talents, abilities and can travel through dimensions? Yeah, I thought so, YOU AIN'T GOT NONE."

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>> No.55267693

already found out kill yourself you useless nigger

>> No.55267971
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What he said >>55267693

>> No.55268015

instagram is jessu

>> No.55268064

Judging from her bottom this elf is obviously the result of a breed with an orc.

>> No.55268114

jesus christ i love canada

>> No.55268146

Always thought it meant roughishly untrustworthy. I think it fits.

>> No.55268182

That's because you go through some mental gymnastics in order to make it work for yourself.

For an imaginary slur for an imaginary race, it shows nothing but creative bankruptcy, and the only reason people keep pushing the phrase here is because they similarly lack creativity and only know how to harp things they heard in mediocre video games.

>> No.55268246

I get a strong feeling that these anti-elf guys are universally idiots of the lowest order. Logic or even a Modicum of Sense is alien to them.

>> No.55268259

They look like transwomen.

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Well yeah, they're humans.

-2 INT

>> No.55268267

Because all of Dragon Age is garbage, shit, and utter rubbish.

>> No.55268269

Jack and Diane.

>> No.55268292

You know, you aren't helping with you shitty baits.

>> No.55268294
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I want to fuck Aqua.

>> No.55268306

Never heard of her before. Probably anime shit.

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The funny thing is that lelf has more visual character than any other elves posted in this thread.
Like, look at this motherfucker. Look at his facial expression. Look at his posture.

>> No.55268347

shadowrun elf's best elf's

>> No.55268407

The only funny thing is that you genuinely think there's anything funny about that still-born memed.

It was forced to death before it truly lived, and now is just a quick and easy way to spot newfags like yourself.

>> No.55268525

>thinks being here for 10 years qualifies him as an oldfag

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Man Korhil is a fucking beast.

I wish that image existed in higher res. In fact, in general I wish the 5th-6th ed WHFB art existed in higher res. Best stuff GW has done by far.

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>implying some robot can take a real elf

Couldn't even beat a half-elf without going for a mutual kill.

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This is Hellebron. She's having a good hair day.

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Bitches don't know bout Maeryll.

>> No.55273893

Pornstars don't count as famous people.

>> No.55273988

instagram is psykiten
because I'm a nice guy

>> No.55274983

Pornstars barely count as people.

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Even in death, she's still blonde.

>> No.55276435

You mean you don't treat your mom like a human being?

>> No.55276459

I treat her the same way I treat anybody else sucking my dick.

>> No.55276577

Your mom sucks your dick? Are you Japanese by chance?

>> No.55276627

Love this comic. Came for the porn, stayed for the story. It's like this wonderfully orchestrated string of asspulls and it still flows pretty well. The characters are good too.

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>Cow tits on an elf is the best thing in the universe...
This is true.

>So I heard of this Zelda girl, apparently the kind of thing you're after.
Found her!

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>> No.55278406

Yours doesn't? Are you gay by chance?

>> No.55278537

I must admit Pirotess has always been a secret favorite of mine. She's yummy.

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>> No.55279609

Fuck off knife ear.

>> No.55280221

Drow used to be brown too but then WotC got scared they might get sued so they changed them to charcoal.

>> No.55280233

They were jet black/obsidian back in the TSR days.

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Sounds accurate.

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That's an artist issue. Whenever there's text that describes them, they're described as jet black.

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This is Parsee Mizuhashi. She's actually not an elf, she's a Persian girl who got cucked and became a Japanese bridge demon.

>> No.55281070

Who's the human?

>> No.55281129

It's all of us anon... even you.

>> No.55281173

>implying I would screw an alien
I am no heretic

>> No.55281233

Read Lovelyss and Lovesyck

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If you want to believe that.

>> No.55281696

>background dude doesn't say "lucky him"

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Well, this is some cancer if I've ever seen it.

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Fuck you I'll kill you

>> No.55282175

That's a mature response, as expected of an anime elf-fag.

>> No.55284270

No but I wish I had a hot older sister who did.

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Oh boy, since this thread has been bumped I can't wait what other quality posts we will get here. Surely we need more than one elf bait shitposting thread in the catalog at all times.

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>this mad about elves

>> No.55284314

In the Fiend Folio - the original source - they had jet black skin and white or silver hair, and red, yellow, or white eyes.

There are severe issues illustrating jet black skin on canvas.

>> No.55284336

i'm not mad about elves, for that reason I like them too much, but about the shit threads they get most of the time as an automatic shitposting topic. Now excuse me, I have to look for threads that are worth getting bumped and actually contribute something to this board.

>> No.55284341

Less shitposting, more lewd elves.

>> No.55284352

Lewd elf posting is shitposting.

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Blonde elves

On bikes

>> No.55284375

Next time post a good brand like Suzuki and a cute elf.

>> No.55284380

What's her name?

>> No.55284960

To this day, I still wonder why the fuck wasn't it an option to just use a spell when you got to higher levels to let her regenerate her wings.

>> No.55285160

Cause millenials unironically likes shit like that >>55247833

>> No.55285476

Wasn’t Wish a spell in that game?

>> No.55285513

>marcautist watches all potentially lewd threads and spams them with reaction pictures from his favorite manga
>claims he's helping the board

>> No.55285550

>claims he's helping the board
If your lewd threads are so easy to stop, Marciletist actually helps the board by culling the weak

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That doesn't roll easy off the tongue.

>> No.55285617

Yeah. And you didn't get a "Please give Aerie back her wings" option. Even if she herself cast it.

>> No.55285639

But then she wouldn't have learned anything and become the top waifu come Throne of Bhaal.

I never actually minded Aerie, but at the same time I found Jaheira's romance creepy and Viconia kept fighting Keldorn.

>> No.55285669


Genuinely the best written elf in modern literature. Probably a better rounded character than every Forgotten Realms, Eberron, Dragonlance, WHFB and IK elf combined.

I love muh Asur (and much Druchii even moreso) but I can recognize a solid character when I see one, regardless of style.

>> No.55285699

Considering all the posts that he replied to it probably doesn't have anything to do with Marcille.

>> No.55285807

What is IK?

>> No.55285824

Iron Kingdoms.

>> No.55286220

inverse kinematics

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Iron Kingdoms, probably.

Where the best elves are bald elves.

>> No.55286705

You really need to slow down. Marcille's a great character, but you're really allowing your obsession to take things several steps too far.

She's a tsundere elf who's tsundere towards dungeon food. Thinking harder about her than that is just falling for things like the bullshit "Chack's in it for the money because he thinks deals with money on the line are honorable."

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>still REEEEEing about it every time it's posted
>nobody ever agrees with you
>or barely even acknowledges you
>probably thinks nobody knows it's the same person every time

>> No.55286875


Why do people insist on using this term without actually knowing what it means?

>> No.55287041

>"Ugh, I HATE dungeon food, I'll NEVER eat it, I hate you all!"
>"...okay, I have no choice but to eat it, because I'll starve to death if I don't, but I'm not doing it because I like it or anything."
>"mmm, it's so delicious! Can I have seconds? Or thirds? Or could you just ram it down my throat continuously until I lose consciousness?"

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She will enjoy a food if it's really tasty and has no problem praising it if she thinks it's good, but she stays hesitant out of suspision for the entire manga, especially if the monster is really disgusting. She never falls in love with the idea of eating a monster and would most likely want to eat normal food again.

If there is one thing she is tsundere for, it's the frogsuite.

>> No.55287274

So, not only do you not know what tsundere means, you also haven't read the comic?

>> No.55287284

>dat hand

>> No.55287313

You know that part where about allowing your obsession to take things several steps too far?

The manga doesn't pretend to be some deep psychological examination. It's just a series that plays around with fantasy tropes and takes things like the classic elf tsundere and reimagines it with her being tsundere towards the main theme of the manga. It's a rinse and repeat tsundere cycle with no attempts to pretend otherwise.

Keep in mind that this hesitant and suspicious elf is also the girl who's dedicated to learning the deepest secrets of dungeons and had established in her backstory that she was more adventurous towards learning about potentially disturbing things within dungeons than other people. She has no problem with killing, harvested and processed monsters in the past, and doesn't hesitate to do things that are not simply potentially dangerous but very likely deadly.

But, because it's cute for her to be tsundere towards eating monsters, she's tsundere towards eating monsters. Every time. Like she's an amnesiac or somehow enjoys being proven wrong time and time again.

>> No.55287388

She is the dandelion in bloom
She is keeper of both innocence and maidenhood
She is the virgin heart

>> No.55287410

She is the first summers love
the fickle perfection of a summers day
the fleeting moments between sorrows
which stretch out like an eternity over the meadows

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>You know that part where about allowing your obsession to take things several steps too far?
Should have made it clear that I'm not even that anon, especially since you got more than one reply and the other one stated again how much you don't know what tsundere means. An argument I don't even want to be part of.
>The manga doesn't pretend to be some deep psychological examination
You are the only one implying this.

Didn't even read the rest of your post.

Well, it's not her hand.

>> No.55287498

look how bored she looks.
eating that strawberry.
how could anybody be bored eating a strawberry?
the whole experience, sweet, sour, succulent.
How could anybody tire of it?

>> No.55287562

>The manga doesn't pretend to be some deep psychological examination.

Nigga it doesn't have to be. A character can be well-rounded and deep without any EVA shit.

Also, clearly don't know what tsundere is if you think Marcille is one. Her being stubbornly suspicious of dungeon food does not at all place her in the tsundere archetype.

>> No.55287575

She wasn't bored at all.

>> No.55287641

shed be less bored if she let me feed them to her.

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>> No.55287806

As an expert on tsundere and generally capable of sensing when someone isn't able to analyze a character, I'm going to reiterate that you haven't managed to contradict anything I've laid out for you.

Sorry, but your waifu goes through the classic tsundere cycle. You might not like it, but just saying "she's not a tsundere just because she goes tsun and then dere" isn't really a convincing line of argument.

Sure, she's not Louise or Naru levels of tsundere, but she definitely fits the pattern.

>> No.55288045

>Sorry, but your waifu goes through the classic tsundere cycle.

The classic tsundere cycle is being abrasive and aggressive on the whole, then, upon a certain trigger, being docile and nice for a while. Marcille doesn't go through this at all. She's generally not aggressive or abrasive toward anyone, she just consistently finds the idea of dungeon food unappealing, even if it tastes good.

At most she's somewhat stubborn.

>> No.55288238

I actually like this a lot.

>> No.55288243

>Marcille doesn't go through this at all

>"Ugh, I HATE dungeon food, I'll NEVER eat it, I hate you all!"
>"...okay, I have no choice but to eat it, because I'll starve to death if I don't, but I'm not doing it because I like it or anything."
>"mmm, it's so delicious! Can I have seconds? Or thirds? Or could you just ram it down my throat continuously until I lose consciousness?"

>> No.55288321

I see you've resorted to making things up now.

>> No.55288334

>She's generally not aggressive or abrasive toward anyone

Aside from every third panel being her playing the tsukkomi to Laius's boke.

>At most she's somewhat stubborn.

She can get downright bitchy and even emphatically crazed when things don't go exactly how she wants them to and she's forced to go out of her comfort zone, something she does regularly in every other regard except for food but yet it's food that upsets her.

>> No.55288427

Wow, it's almost like people have hangups about different, sometimes not even internally consistent, stuff.

You'll notice that Marcille lacks boundaries in the area she's obsessed with - magic. She's a diligent student of the magical arts who has done a great deal of research into the subject, and who has pursued a ton of different theories to their logical conclusions. Magic - even the 'ancient magic' people call blood magic or dark magic - is something she knows intimately, and feels she has a rock solid understanding of.

Monsters are not this. Monsters are just gross, hostile beings that hang out in dungeons to her. Not that this parallels Laios. He is a fount of knowledge regarding monsters - they're his obsession and he knows absolutely everything about them, and he's far more willing to experiment in weird ways with them. Laois knows how monsters work, which parts are safe to eat and which aren't, whereas Marcille only really has his word to go on regarding this, and it should be pretty fucking familiar to you as a normal human that studious types tend to be reserved and doubtful about this sort of thing, preferring to confirm things themselves rather than rely on second-hand information. In this way people that we'd consider scholarly can often be pretty stayed and set in their ways in regards to other stuff.

For someone who likes to go on about bad others are at analyzing characters, you're pretty shit at it.

>> No.55288492

>Aside from every third panel being her playing the tsukkomi to Laius's boke.

Holy hyperbole, Batman.

Not that pulling the tsukkomi act even makes a character aggressive or tsundereish.

>she's forced to go out of her comfort zone, something she does regularly in every other regard except for food but yet it's food that upsets her.

The frog costume annoys her more than the food stuff. Actually, can you even name instances of her going out of her comfort zone where she's okay with it? She's not randomly tsundereish toward food, she just doesn't like stepping out of her norm.

No, magic doesn't count, magic is her norm. She's apparently spent years convincing herself that dark magic is totally fine.

>> No.55288520

>that dark magic is totally fine
Since it's not dark magic. Nobody that knwos a thing about magic calls it that.

>> No.55288542

>Marcille only really has his word to go on regarding this
>whereas Marcille only really has his word to go on regarding this

Marcille is a dungeon expert in her own right, and has experimented with monster parts in the past and is also never shy from volunteering what information she has from her own studies, including how to harvest some monsters. And, she is definitely far from being a typical scholar unafraid to experiment or to stick to conventional means or methods.

More importantly, her "specific hang up" has already been explained. She's tsundere towards food because it's a dungeon food manga and its 80% of her charm. You strip her of that, and she'd just sort of stand around, eat the food, say it's good, and not get into any conflict with any of the characters until halfway through the manga instead of the first chapter.

>> No.55288590

>The frog costume annoys her more than the food stuff.

That's also one of the few non-food "Use of Monster Parts" that was central to a chapter. If you need "food" to be expanded to "whatever quirky use of a monster is the focus of the chapter", then consider the statement amended.

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