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Is your PC a boob man or an ass man?

>> No.55213558
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It's not really his choice anymore

>> No.55213590

To a dragon: My friend is a wingman, I'm more of a tail guy actually.

>> No.55213615

Though seriously, it depends on my mood at the time, from the way the game went my most recent PC is more into butts, and futa dicks but mostly butts

I actually think I'm leaning more towards asses nowadays OOC a lot just cause of that game, but boobs are still 10/10

>> No.55213617

My main character is definitely an ass man. My alt is more of a leg man. My alt is a Drow

>> No.55213662

I can appreciate all forms of beauty. Tits, ass, legs, face. Male, female. Human, non-human.

Really just a poetic way of saying that my standards are lower than Satan's crawlspace.

>> No.55213733

My character is a lizardfolk so boobs and ass don't really do much for him. If I had to make a choice I'd say he's got a thing for albino lizardwomen with petite bodies and long tails. Yeah I think that's good.

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Thigh man.

>> No.55213813

>My character is a lizardfolk so boobs and ass don't really do much for him.
Huh, mine is as well, but he's an ass and thigh-gap man.

>> No.55213853

A thigh guy

>> No.55213854

GM: a necromancer lies to this road
Payers: ah, ok
> takes the other road

Completely unbelievable

>> No.55213868

I try to consider actual lizard traits a lot in order to be something different than a scaly human. So I tried to think about it from a reptilian perspective but considering they're humanoid I don't think either way is wrong. (Also it's cool to find someone else playing lizardfolk I feel like they always get ignored in favor of other races)

>> No.55213884

Why are men so autistic around boobs? I was understandable when they are like fifteen and go "boobies! I love boobies ;D" but guys in their forties behave this way too.

>> No.55213887

Ass man for sure
[Spoiler]There isn't a boob hole to fuck no is there?[/spoiler]

>> No.55213928

He is a face man.

>> No.55213937

Boobs are wonderful

>> No.55213956

Is that little kid being bullied?

>> No.55213974

No man. But quite partial to boobs either way.

>> No.55213985

Well I'm not playing D&D, or any published settings.

It's a science fantasy setting, and I imagined him as a cross between Captain Ahab, Captain Picard, and Master Roshi. He's an old pervert with bad eyesight driven by a thirst for revenge that will eventually kill him.

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Is your PC a fighter, thief, or mage man?

>> No.55214108

He's about to be,

>> No.55214175

I know what you are referencing. Good taste anon. Is he also to marrying them?

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>> No.55214224


Its biologically hard wired into straight men to go nuts for secondary sexual characteristics that evolved in order to signal a woman's suitably as a mate. We can't really help ourselves, although most well adjusted men learn that it is innapropriate to scream out "Yay Boobies!" A lot will still probably think it.

>> No.55214246

Honestly you think that's bad? Try talking to foot fags.

>> No.55214268

Crush Lulu a slut

>> No.55214491

Honestly I've never read Overlord just seen that panel, but yeah he's a pretty traditional lizard so marriage is a possibility although right now he's married to his job.

>> No.55214540

God damn why is ff7 so beloved? I've played five jrpg's better than ff7 and I've only played like eight jrpg's.

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Why not both?

>Boobs are wonderful
INDEED, they produce nutritious milk to feed the young!

>Is that little kid being bullied?
More like COW-ied!

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Hips and ass. He mostly wants to fuck lizards.

>> No.55214694

Two things, it was good and it was the first (one to be big in the west),

When it comes right down to it, people will idolize the best and/or the first, it's the same shit with Lovecraft, there were people who did it better and there were people who did it first but he was the first to blow up and be popular so he's idolized

>> No.55214716

There is a boob sandwhich to fuck.

>> No.55214746

Abs dude.

Don't judge.

But he's also a 40 year old wizard historian with a sex drive so small it doesn't matter so whatever.

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>Abs dude.
Abs are alright...

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A patrician

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>> No.55215042

My PC likes cute.

>> No.55215098

Nothing wrong with abs

>> No.55215114

He waifued someone with huge tits, though secretly he's a hips guy.

>> No.55215202

My PC is more of a swordsman.

>> No.55215238


This seems entertaining.

>> No.55215327

>Magic the Gathering
>Dungeons and Dragons
>Lord of the Rings

Fuck, that really is true

>> No.55215355

If y'all like yourself some lizard girls (kobolds, but w/e) have a read:https://trashknight.tumblr.com/post/162634709097

It starts with a dragon but goes kobold quickly, no worries.

>> No.55215382

Shit, forgot to tag you. I meant to. >>55215355

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Oh shit, I forgot to check for updates.

>> No.55215416

>This seems entertaining.

>> No.55215441
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He's more of an axe man

>> No.55215449

What is it with these on point opening themes lately? It's like three years in a row of home runs in the lineup.

>> No.55215599

Looks neato, thanks anon.

>> No.55215651

I feel exactly this way OOC, but I've never thought about my characters' sexual preferences in any detail, because it's just not something I want to roleplay.

I don't understand the question. Boobs are awesome. They're one of the best things about the species H. sapiens. Yeah, it's inappropriate to talk about this fact in most social contexts, but why on Earth would you ever stop liking boobs?

>> No.55215662

I hate this assumption that I'm a scaly just because I like to play lizards, I will however take your link.

>> No.55215954

Both or bust, he's spent enough time around smug magic lolis to know he wants a grown woman.

>> No.55216046

>touch the cow
>do it now

>> No.55216100

Ass because my character is not a child

>> No.55216203
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I just roll on the table.

Warlock likes a girl with tats or piercings

Paladin is into hair(?)

Barbarian is into gender bending.

>> No.55216211

But anon there's poop down there

>> No.55216421

Poop up in the boob zone too if you live in cleveland.

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More of a treasure man really. Though he's growing fond of the rogue scratching his belly in camp.

>> No.55216486

Paladan either likes long, silky locks of hair, or gals that don't shave

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>> No.55216632

>I have a large penis
>5 inches


>> No.55216677

I find it kind of funny that characters that are chaotic and/or evil are somewhat more likely to be attracted to angels, while lawful good characters never are. Must be hard, making half-celestials.

>> No.55216678

>you will never have a dorky dragon friend to discuss weapons with

>> No.55216776

Currently I only have a female PC, so if you're asking which one she'd rather have a larger set of, probably breasts- if she had the leisure of choosing rather than being in constant danger.

>> No.55216790

No, my DM doesn't allow those races at the table

>> No.55216855

>while lawful good characters never are
My paladin waifu'd an arch angel hard, she thumbed all of his demure but authoritative graceful monarch lady buttons hard and he instantly said "I must woo her"

And the party is like "Dude she is literally the right hand of God" CHIVALRY DOESN'T CARE MUST WOO

>> No.55216894

I have yet to see a better Pokemon though

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Not sure if chivalrous or not. Honestly.
If it were me I'd probably go for that courtly love 'I can't actually ever consummate my love for her because she's above that but she's literally the best woman ever' angle.
Yeah I know that's not the real nature of courtly love, but it's close enough that it could get a pass.

>> No.55216929

Well, you have to understand. She's The Virgin Mary and he's the spirit of a unicorn in a human body.

So she is LITERALLY the ultimate woman to him.

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>She's The Virgin Mary and he's the spirit of a unicorn in a human body.
I like your group, anon.

>> No.55216948

Why is this a thing?

>> No.55217007

Because it should be a thing

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I play a girl, so it's really hard to say, since she's not a man at all.
I do however know that her boyfriend is most certainly an ass man.

Having both obscene STR and DEX, plus a maxed out climb and acrobatics from being Vanaran, she probably has like the best most supple and firm glutes known to mankind.

But with an average constitution and mediocre charisma, she's got okay but not impressive tits. Because of that however, she's got like super breast envy of the people in the party that do have huge stonking tits, and pesters her boyfriend about her breast insecurities, even though he constantly assures her that her tits are perfectly fine as is.

>> No.55217087

>Not having an opinion on which is better between boobs and ass
You don't know what's in a woman mind

T. Dude in a relationship with a girl that love boobs so much she wish I had some

>> No.55217194

I don't know how to read this

>> No.55217218

The steps are literally written in the middle left

>> No.55217238

I love that pic
Tempted to write another greentext for it
Also you and your character's bf has good tastes

>> No.55217242


She's straight and hates everyone.
so I'm not sure what kind of men she would like to fuck.

>> No.55217257

Are you for fucking real?
I mean, write all the songs you want, but prepare to face the wrath of everything holy if you put hands on her or if they get vaguely sexual. Like, get ready for a slip-and-slide to Hell.

>> No.55217273

the first one is best going by the walls of text.

>> No.55217288

Belly man.

>> No.55217297

Rolling for my neutral good fighter

>> No.55217301

Mother fucker

>> No.55217369

Well from context clues obviously my PC is a boobs girl, but one "cursed" with a better significantly better ass than tits, who is dating an ass man. And drives her boyfriend crazy with her insecurities.

I think I got playing a female PC pretty down.

>> No.55217383

Are you the same person that wrote that incidental anal vore greentext?

Good god, wasn't that years ago? It feels like years ago.

>> No.55217386
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Let me get this straight - I love boobs, asses, thighs, feet, bellies, hands, faces, ears, toes and other assorted body parts in almost every possible shape and size (and the best ones are those of the person you love, but let's not get sidetracked).

What matters is not the quality of a single component of a female, such as boobs or ass, but the overall quality of the sum of components.

Are you familiar with the term "bottlenecking"? It refers to a performance of a mechanism being limited by a single part of it. With attractiveness in females, it's exactly the same.
No matter how attractive her overall boobs, ass, thighs etc. are, if her face is not attractive - I wouldn't like this woman.
Female form - hell, any form of a living being in general - has a certain balance that, when disrupted, ruins the entire image.

>> No.55217392

>I think I got playing a female PC pretty down.
Yes, you're right
She's downright crazy

>> No.55217395
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why are her tits repelling each other like the north poles on a couple of neodymium super-magnets?

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A personality man

>> No.55217414

The question is more asking along the lines of 'what's the best way to cook steak'- it assumes that there's decent steak there to begin with- what part of the steak do you prefer to emphasize?
>food metaphors

>> No.55217471

>*tips fedora*

Being a "personality man" is no different to being a decent man so there's no need to say it

>> No.55217476

Yes, and yes it has been...

>> No.55217489
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Why do dragonkin have the best hips?

>> No.55217498

diameter, pick a soda and measure it

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>> No.55217509

Reptiles store fat in their tails, it's a short leap from that to HIPS

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She totally is though, like clingy is her middle name
She literally cuddled with her bf for 12 hours while she had a hangover with all of her hands, feet-hands, and prehensile tail. He was not allowed to leave the vice grip pile of 80's hair metal hair until her hangover was gone.

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>> No.55217548


I'm sure sure they have a preference regardless. Hell most guys would be happy with either so Chicks would probably feel a lot more strongly about it actually.

>> No.55217638

what is that face she's making supposed to be?

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>> No.55217684

It looks more like dull surprise to me.

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>Chaotic Good Male Human Fighter into Oral

My rolls managed to keep him further in the pure vanilla zone.

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He's an uniform man, blatantly misogynistic pervert unless approached by a woman of authority.

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Because they don't usually store fat in their tits
By process of elimination, it's literally it's the only place TO store it.

I still like my lizards with huge tits though, just because it's got the allure of something that shouldn't actually be.
One of my favorite unused character concepts I've got on file is a lizardfolk former wetnurse for an orphanage.

>> No.55217769

If you've ever seen naturals that big slung up like that, you wouldn't be asking that question.

>> No.55217847

patrician choices

>> No.55217863

I think it's more like lawful good characters don't have angels as a fetish. Lawful and good both lead to respect for angels as pure entities of goodness and righteousness rather than as sex objects.

Meanwhile Chaotic Evil wants to rape an angel because an angel embodies everything they aren't and so they want to dominate, degrade and hopefully break it into something more like them.

>> No.55217976

I get the boobs thing, but wouldn't he still have a preference for wide, egg-laying hips?

>> No.55218017

Roll 1d10 for which Table to use, A-H (modified by your alignment, see table in bottom left)

Then role 1d10 on that Table, counting down, for the result.

>> No.55218063

Dick Girl

She is just a regular straight harpy and most man have neither nice boobs nor do they have nice asses

>> No.55218085

So if your character looks female, but with male genitalia, and is "straight"... What does that mean? Because I'm genuinely confused.

Wouldn't they at least be able to appreciate trap asses?

>> No.55218095

I think he means his harpy is a woman who likes dicks. Hence, instead of being an ass/titty man, she's a dick girl, because she's a girl who likes dicks.

You may want to take a break from 4chan, my man.

>> No.55218097

No anon you misunderstand, she is a dick girl in the same way that a guy is an ass or tit man. Your time on /d/ is showing.

At least, that's how I read that, maybe it is a futa harpy and >>55218063 has successfully inserted his throbbing hard magical realm into his game.

>> No.55218100

uh, no she is a girl that likes dicks, not a girl with a dick

maybe i should have clarified that....

>> No.55218119

Could a Trap Harpy even exist ? if i remember correctly they are a female only race, where could they get a dick from ?

>> No.55218123

Wizard who thought it was funny

>> No.55218141

Right, wizards are a thing, how could i forget them....
That sounds like something i would do as a GM

>> No.55218146

why does it have to be a trap

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>> No.55218153

because i forgot that other word to describe girls with dicks

>> No.55218162

I believe the word you're looking for is "male"

>> No.55218176

Being a girl...
I can say that being a "Dick" girl is a lot more than just the dick as men see it. Size of the Vessel vs. Motion of the Ocean and all that...
You really have to think harder about what your feathered bird lady likes.particularly about the human anatomical rooster.

Girth, Length, Distinction of the Glans, Testicle size, testicle fuzziness, depth of flavor in their ball sweat...

A man's cock is more than a ruler can judge.

>> No.55218207

Why not both?

>> No.55218210
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> chaotic good gnome thief into dragon's foot fetish.

>> No.55218219

Depends. Futanari if they have just a dick. Newhalf or Full Futa if they have balls too

>> No.55218227

Well, yeah, but a male that looks and acts like a girl ( besides of having a penis )
Anyway, i remembered that word, its shemale. lets just talk about something else, i dont think that talking about shemales is what OP wanted us to do in this thread.

She is basicly a teenager raised in the woods, she hasent even seen a humanoid dick in her life, right now she is just happy with imagining a dick to be like a stick without splinters

Thanks, i always thought that futa, newhalf and shemale were all the same thing....

>> No.55218235

You are a person of good taste, anon.

>> No.55218236

New Old El Paso:
Sexy Ladies

>> No.55218252

they are but it's gradient

Newhalf is a legit hermaphrodite, ie got both
Futanari has dick
Shemale has dick and balls

>> No.55218254

I got the impression newhalf was specifically for when they don't also have a pussy, as opposed to futas generally having one, but that's just from casual usage of gelbooru.

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>> No.55218312

Shit, I have to roll the other d10. But a 5 goes to a 4 for my Chaotic Neutral Tielfing mage.

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Have you tried the internet?

>> No.55218325

I may be mixing up my three classifications

needless to say there are 4.

Dick and Pussy
Dick, Pussy, and Balls
Just Dick
Just dick and Balls

futa is cancer

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>Neutral evil female necromancer into Gore
>Lawful neutral male wizard into submission
the best part is how accurate these are to how I've been RPing them

>> No.55218329

I dont know when i will be able to use this knowledge, but thanks anyway.

No, i dont even know what this internet thing is.

>> No.55218331

So with a 2, he had a secret fetish for public sex? Kinky, since it goes entirely against his outward personality, where he is sort of self deprecatingly awkward. He's more likely to drop spaghetti than ask a girl to fuck in a park, but that would make it even better if he could somehow pull it off.

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>cuddled with her bf for 12 hours while she had a hangover with all of her hands, feet-hands, and prehensile tail. He was not allowed to leave the vice grip pile of 80's hair metal hair
Sounds like heaven desu
also nice to see another fan of the manga

>> No.55218344

Dick and pussy master race

>> No.55218376

dick and pussy or dick into pussy ?

>> No.55218427

As a spiderfolk, my character is a bit afraid of women.

>> No.55218438

Ass man, definitely. He's a halfling fighter, and only looks for sex with women at least double his height. He once became bros with a dwarf who did the exact same thing.

>> No.55218451

Girls who are taller than him.



>> No.55218463

>Girls who are taller than him
what race is he ?
Is every woman taller than him ?

>> No.55218475

Human. He just likes girls who are taller than him.

>> No.55218486

oh, okay.
Having a fetish like that ist just something i would expect a dwarf or gnome to have

>> No.55218491

I've been drowned in titties so much that I've come to hate them. I've started making my PC's gay as a way to see what the other side is like because maybe it's time for a change. So sit down and relax while I play your barbarian's abs like a xylophone.

>> No.55218493

You'd think so, but dwarves and gnomes have different conceptions of strength and safety.

>> No.55218522

Any man that comes to hate titties never loved them in the first place. I'm glad you discovered your homosexuality before you got married

>> No.55218534

I'd play a halfling who has to explain he likes women taller than him... but, you know, not THAT much taller than him. Like, dwarf height, max.

>> No.55218544

My PC is a soul man and respects women for who they are on the inside.

>> No.55218549

I played a gay character too once.

>> No.55218561

He wants human or halfling woman the size of dwarf woman with small beards, but he despises actual dwarf woman

>> No.55218577

Hope she likes getting pissed on, because I'm up every 3 hours with a full bladder and I'm not holding it.

>> No.55218608

So is he an incubus or something?

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>> No.55218761

That sounds hot

>> No.55219108
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She's human.
Though she is intrigued by these 'Ass Men'.

>> No.55219370

The diameter of a soda can is not 5", you mongoloid. The circumference might be 5", though. Lrn 2 crcl

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Hips and thighs are just the frame and pedestal for the ass which is the main feature.
You know this to be true

>> No.55219532

It's like we've been visited by the man Descartes himself.

>> No.55219550

He's a bass man.


>> No.55219634

So many asses so little time

>> No.55219639

She is an ass lady

>> No.55219667

I understood that reference.

>> No.55219757

So the half-orc fighter/cleric is into toy play and tieflings. Neat.

>> No.55219780

And the orc storm sorceress likes roleplay and transformation, especially when half-elf eyes are involved.


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Technically ass, but only when paired with hips and thighs that doesn't turn into sheer fat.

>> No.55219856

what the fuck i thought that was from in game for a second there and am having trouble convincing myself its not. what is it about it that makes it look just like a game?

>> No.55219887
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Asexual who gains sexual gratification from surgery and body horror.

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The figure/frame and accuracy of the cosplay, maybe?

>> No.55219925

i want the rest of those anon.

also nah, part of it was the way the camera and she moved too.

>> No.55220047

The colors and lighting fooled me the first seconds

>> No.55220088

Boobs, ass, hips, tights, bellies, FUPA, it's all good as it's got some tasteful roundness. I'd say the bigger the better but people can go really overboard into tasteless category.

>> No.55220101

He's a consenting 21 year old

>> No.55220336
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>i want the rest of those anon.
I got them from an imgur, hang on.

>> No.55220352
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>> No.55220359
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>> No.55220389
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This is the last one I can upload, the other one has a non-4chan accepted filetype for some reason.

>> No.55220634

Open in MS Paint and resave.

>> No.55220638

>Hips and thighs are just the frame and pedestal for the ass
>Not being an architect and appreciating a good foundation and framework.
It's okay to like the facade-work, but that's not what keeps everything together, and you know it...
Hips and thighs, though more in a "can we at least do it in the Wake so my hips stand a chance of NOT being crushed to dust by your thighs again, woman?!" way.

>> No.55220685
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The things I do for you, anon.

>> No.55220731

You are thoroughly appreciated.

Thank you.

>> No.55220751

my character likes lolis and traps so flat chests are his thing

>> No.55220827
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I wish I could get my girlfriend into cosplay. She's got the bod, the nerd-cred and the blondness to do it but she's self-conscious and fashion-retarded.

>> No.55220892

>even I don't know what this arm thing does

I always thought it was for catching her bigass boomerang shuriken thing without losing a hand.

>> No.55220953
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Those who stand beside me will be my brothers! Unite for the Thick thighs my brothers!

>> No.55220970
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I know that feeling oh to well. Mine is literally Megumin size as well.

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>> No.55221050

With most girls it's the "want what I have the least of" so good job, you're roleplaying right

>> No.55221111

>God damn why is ff7 so beloved?
Flagship title for the original Playstation, which was THE system to own in the mid-to-late 1990s. Because of this, it was the first exposure a lot of people had to the series.

>> No.55221159

The only girls that are dick girls are size queens and those are a minority, for most girls it's not about the dick itself but rather about the man the dick is attached to.

>> No.55221161

>this joke image has nonsensical text!

Good job anon, you're almost there

>> No.55221260


>> No.55221290

Dark eldar archon

>> No.55221345

>gf (redhead) too nervous to cosplay Mary Jane or Jean Grey
Preaching to the choir, anons.

>> No.55221436

Whether their size has anything to with implants or not has nothing to do with whether or not I understand why they behave the way they do.

Can you please explain to me why boobs like that behave that way when in that kind of bra/support?

>> No.55221482

Why is it so rare for cowgirls to have a great ass?
>inb4 jokes about cowfarts

>> No.55221492

Their biggest turn on is well spoken perverted women who like to experiment and "talk shop".

>> No.55221517
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Both options smell of heresy.

>> No.55221520

Newhalfs and shemales are both males with breasts.
Futanari are hermaphrodites.

>> No.55221536


>> No.55221609

You need to remove the "i" cowed is a word and one that can be used as a loose synonym for bullyied.

>> No.55221743

I guess since space marines are supposed to be chemically sterile and asexual, one asking another about if they like boobs or butt could be interpreted as a sign of mutation or falling to chaos. Though now I'm imagining space marines talking about butts and tits in human females the way someone may judge art or some animal species.

>Ah true brother Selonius, but have you considered...

>> No.55221950

Is there a translation now? I just found one until issue 2.

>> No.55221951
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I feel like the emperor version of this is very relevant but I cannot find it

>> No.55221959
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Thank you for the lovely pictures and cosplay.

I've downloaded and this .WEBM three times using VLC on my iPhone and each time the downloaded copy glitches out at points in a different way.

I'm guessing it's a problem on my end, but have you had problems with this .WEBM?

>> No.55221982

This image makes me think of /fa/ for some reason.

>> No.55222235

what does that mean?

but guys can's you just appretiate the fact you have cute nerdy girlfriends that love you for who you are? why do you gotta pressure them to dress as fictional characters? just love them for who they are not for who they could look like

>> No.55222255

It works fine in my Chinese android phone

>> No.55222322
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boobs all the way

>> No.55222379
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This was written by a male

>> No.55222613
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you're my nigga, whether you like it or not

>> No.55222653

>Not appreciating the glorious human form

>> No.55222669

Newhalf is a mtf who kept their package and didn't get their outy turned into an inny, basically just a dude in drag with surgically given titties
Futa is dick+vagina, balls are optional
shemale is a slur used in real life and not a tag on panda

>> No.55222700

jesus fuck

>> No.55222715

>nor do they have nice asses
She needs to visit the gym more often then. glorious man butt everywhere

>> No.55222758

>distinction of glans
>testicle fuzziness
Elaborate. I am now judging myself.

>> No.55222842
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I gotcha broheim

>> No.55222884

Dragons do not desire such uncouth things

>> No.55223104
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>Dragons do not desire such uncouth things
Like hell they don't...

>> No.55223303

Yuo like the benis, don't yuo :DDD
i have a big benis myself :DDDD

>> No.55223406

Blodwyn's sexual preferences are largely ambiguous due to the fact that she isn't really capable of distinguishing her libido from her appetite.

"Virgins for the pot...virgins for the pot...tainted not, tainted not, boil 'em nice and hot~!"

>> No.55223443
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It means her signature attire is a beanie, a hoodie(bra optional), yoga pants and uggs. She needs her little sister's advice whenever she needs to dress formal.

I do love her for who she is and I wouldn't change her for the world but I'm also a pervert, I think of all the golden-haired waifus she could pull off and it breaks my heart. Also I think it could be good for her self-esteem.

>> No.55223517


Is there anything a Dragon wont fuck?
They breed with just about everything.

>> No.55223897

My not-Saxon trader/emissary is a boob man, whilst my Lyran Commonwealth 'Mech driver is an arse man. Why not both, indeed.

>> No.55223918

cool gif

>> No.55223971

Yuffie a cutie

A thief, but still a cutie

>> No.55223985
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>> No.55224011

>quads and dubadubs

>> No.55224185
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>This thread

>> No.55224415 [SPOILER] 
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Neither. Did you just assume my PC's gender?

>> No.55224457

The boobest.

>> No.55224645

Likes them petite.
And is no man.

>> No.55224683

>According to this fighter is into short stacks

I ain't even mad

>> No.55224717

that girl used to post her tits in here all the time

>> No.55224772
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Basically this. Half of what people call 'THICC' is really just fat.

>> No.55224782

given that he's a wookie, he's a fur man

>> No.55224891

>God-Emperor saw all that, and behold, it was very good.jpg

>> No.55225518

>Those arms
No thank you. I like hourglasses, not fatasses.

>> No.55225928

Why isn't that guy wearing pants?

>> No.55225992

Question: If you had an average woman (with all assets of average size, shape, etc.), and were offered the chance to shape one aspect of her (listed below) to perfection (or as close to being perfect as it could be without ruining the balance of her form), which one would you pick?
>face, boobs, hands, belly, ass, thighs, feet

>> No.55226349


"It's ok road, the hero will definitely walk down you, and then everyone will know you're the greatest road ever and will totally love you (and fix all your potholes). -Necromancer, probably.

>> No.55226363

Why aren't you?

>> No.55226413

I sadly never wanted the relationship and she pressured me into it years ago when I really never wanted one. Told her the truth that I don't feel at home in society and plan on leaving to join one of the many wars around the world and I would rather she move on and find someone else rather than me cause in just destined to die. Yet she says she wants to spend all the time she can till then but I'm worried once I go she will have a break down. I never wanted a relationship, maybe in the past I wanted to raise a family, though that was when I bought I could actually love someone, I know the woman I love and she died a long time ago.

>> No.55226431

It depends entirely on what reality we're currently viewing.

>> No.55226436

Rolled 5, 7 = 12 (2d10)

lets find out what I'm jerking to tonight

>> No.55226439

I know my dick exploded.

>> No.55226473
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He's an Amazon man. That way he gets both.

>> No.55226503


Antipaladin into younger lactating drow.... what the fuck did I just roll up?

>> No.55226555

That guy failed a carpentry roll really hard.

>> No.55226585

You rolled up an Antipaladin who's into younger lactating Drow.

>> No.55226624
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>> No.55226726

Does that inherently assume female drow or not necessarily?

>> No.55226762

I'm curious how that happened, did you roll like 3 times or something?

>> No.55226774

Considering that the fetishes section specifies 'Futanari' and 'Femdom' and 'Pegging etc, and the body parts list specifies 'Breasts', I'd say it was intended as a No Fags Need Apply chart.

>> No.55226777

Belly. The average of everything else is pretty decent, but belly really lets you get into proper ratios.

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>> No.55226826


Thank you, sometimes it's just really hard to notice things in front of one's face.

Good thing Captain Obvious is on the job.

>> No.55226840

Mercy me, I've got the vapors.

>> No.55226846

Did... did the navel splooge?

>> No.55226847


Yeah, female. He's from Cheliax, so he's gotta get himself many children... it's for the glory of Asmodeus, you understand.

>> No.55226855
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It's no problem, citizen! And now I must away, to do more good work! Telling people the obvious! Which is why I'm named Captain Obvious. I don't actually hold a formal military rank.

>> No.55226903

The logical explanation would be excessive salivation. But I'm not saying you have to interpret it that way.

>> No.55227018

Add 'splooging navel' to the fetishes chart.

>> No.55227218


>> No.55227345
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>came for awkward dragon-on-knight romance
>veered off into kobold territory
>a wheel came off and now it's stuck there

Oh well, at least the Great Cuck Scare when the bard showed up made for some prime funposting.

>> No.55227503
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Not necessarily saying the belly is the best body part, but its the singular body part that has the greatest effect on the rest. The average (American) BWH is around 38-32-41. Change that 32 to a 25 and you've got a high quality hourglass. For comparison, Chun-Li's official BWH is 34-22-35

>> No.55227511

Damn, now I really want dragon-on-Knight romance stories.

>> No.55227540


>> No.55227560

D.Vet this

>> No.55227564


>> No.55227580

Underrated post

>> No.55227606

>Not liking powerful builds and flame orange skin
Confirmed for lizard pleb

Greens are fine too

>> No.55227609

Let's say there's some challenge in how far you can push things while staying strictly in the area between hip-bones and ribcage.
Shame most girls would take five minutes of it and then go "now stop fooling around and just fuck me already"

>> No.55227624

Oh yeah, I saw this chick at IndyFurCon. She was wearing that outfit among all the fursuits for some reason.

>> No.55227637

> /d/.va

>> No.55227684
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>You will never be a hopeful Roman Quaestor sent to assist a governor in one of the border provinces in the North
>You will never be ordered to command a relieving army in his name, despite having only fundamental theoretical strategic schooling, no experience and a less than stellar physique
>You will never be surrounded, ambushed and held ransom
>The governor whom you served will never refuse to pay for your safe return because fuck you
>You will never become the property of a tall, strong, blonde and muscular Germanic tribeswoman, who openly mocks Glorious Rome for making you weak and pudgy
>She will never tell you that Germanic women are taller, stronger and braver than Roman "men"
>She will never make you her housewife(male) and love you dearly

>> No.55228006

Rolled 7 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

Lets see what we got

>> No.55228017

dude with the mohawk has god tier tastes

>> No.55228027

>first post isn't a "Cock Man"
I am disappoint.

>> No.55228031

Rolled 5 (1d10)


>> No.55228049

whats the difference between irrumatio and oral?

>> No.55228058

Just so you know, everyone likes boobs. Even gay men like boobs. Girls like them too.

Boobs are good.

I happen to prefer asses myself though.

>> No.55228096

Rolled 1 (1d10)


>> No.55228117


>> No.55228124

Rolled 4 (1d10)

oh shit this knight is crazy

>> No.55228153

Irrumatio just requires the penis to be placed between two body parts - armpit, thighs, asscheeks, arm and side, breasts, under the bent knee, etc.

>> No.55228168

I think irrumatio is more or less mouthrape.

>> No.55228183

>New fetish acquired

>> No.55228201

You're really going to roll everything here? At least sage.

>> No.55228225

The one who's performing the action. Irrumatio = thrusting/active. Oral = receiving/passive.

>> No.55228261

Neither, he's a leg man.

>> No.55228331

What's the Knights alignment ? Cause kinkiness may vary

>> No.55228383

chaotic good

>> No.55228405

Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d10)

Rolling for Lawful good paladin

>> No.55228415

So he likes strangling wrenches?...or does he liked being choked like a knave?

>> No.55228425

Well its oddly fitting at least

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>> No.55228463

strangling wenches
oh well at least is going to be fun

>> No.55228533
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Me Gusta

>> No.55228573


That's a female cow, anon

>> No.55228614
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Technically, all cows are female, because 'cow' is the term for female cattle. It's our close association between the species and milk production that lead to the conflation of terms.

>> No.55228633

>I'm a powerful knight and I just rescued from a dragon
>...honey that's what actually happened. How is this role playing ?

>> No.55228659 [SPOILER] 
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why not both?

>> No.55228706

So what race does he like?

>> No.55228744

Rolled 6, 4, 6, 5, 4, 4 = 29 (6d6)

lets see

>> No.55228787

>orcs and contructs

>> No.55228798

They are very nice, yes

>> No.55228902

you guys do realize your hair color doesn't have to match a character you wanna cosplay, right?
most cosplayers use and style wigs

>> No.55228927
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>> No.55228931

Wow she has a quite unique body.
Very beautiful.

>> No.55229005

>elf ranger
Ass man, but thighs are what really do it for him.
>dorf monk
Technically an ass man, but if she got freckles he is down like gravity.
>human wizard
Typical "too busy nerding to think about physical characteristics", and also a woman, but I feel she'd be a boob lady because breast envy is best envy.

>> No.55229007
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nice dubs.

here is a similar gif but different body part.

>> No.55229021

Anon I think you were supposed to just roll on race but don't let me stop your guy being a dirty hedonistic bastard

>> No.55229062

>all the golden-haired waifus she could pull off
name a few

>> No.55229108

Share please.

>> No.55229302

Is there a system that would let me play a skeleton necromancer? I'm reluctant to be "the homebrew guy" and most editions of D&D I've read up on flagrantly deny that skeletons even have free will, let alone can be PCs.

>> No.55229333

Its called proper character development

>> No.55229338


>> No.55229359


Skeletal champion template. Take -2CR adjustment, and roll a cleric of something at least neutral. (They don't heal naturally, and are damaged by positive energy.)


>> No.55229426


Sorry, CR-1 adjustment.


>> No.55229434

Thanks, mate.

>> No.55229504

Depends on what you're into exactly, the old /wst/ archives still has some if you don't mind searching through it, but other than that I'll probably need something more specific as most of the ones I enjoy are vore and/or spelunking

>> No.55229552

Off the top of my head
>pacifica from gravity falls
>ashley from resident evil
>catherine from catherine
>paz from metal gear

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>> No.55229703

>pacifica from gravity falls
muh dick
I don't normally jive with ritzy bimbo-bait, but she is quite the exception

>> No.55229775


She blinded me,
muted me, and engulfed me
until all I felt was her,
all I saw was her,
and all I wanted was to be buried within her forever

>> No.55229863

*slish slosh*

>> No.55230621
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>> No.55230907

Best hell
No escape

>> No.55231133

Tits are life, ass is hometown.

>> No.55231324

The belly is one of the best part of female anatomy.
Especially if it's big and round.

>> No.55231696

My present character is pro tits but with a favoritism towards whoever he actually likes. Right now that'd be neither with an ultra athletic lankmeister who he is interested in.

>> No.55231714

>under the bent knee
Behind the knee maybe? :B

>> No.55231742

Fuck you, polynesian cur. I bet you aren't even a Facebones

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Your so-called insult does perplex me more than it irritates me by a high ratio. If you don't know the reference, it's this.

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