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How do you justify girls in not-Egypt dressing sexily?

>> No.51781127

>>51781088
>"Because I said so."

That's how.

>> No.51781130

>>51781088
It's hot and they like to look good.

>> No.51781136
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51781136

>>51781088

I say "hey, it's a egyptian style setting with egyptian social moors."

>> No.51781138

>>51781088
Egyptian clothes were slutty though. It was all see-through, open chested or just flat out topless.

>> No.51781149

Because what is appropriate to the tone of the game and the preferences of the group is more important than any sense of authenticity.

If I'm playing with a group who is okay with that sort of thing? Sexy egyptian waifus everywhere.

If I'm not? Either ignore it or, if for some reason it has to exist, I simply won't focus on or describe it in any detail.

>> No.51781150

>>51781088
1- its hot so too many clothes are bad
2- they don't have a human-hating protestant culture
2a- even in boob-hating protestant cultures woman try to dress sexy to get mates and social points
2b- unless they ugly, then they just try to undermine the sexy people so make their own social position better
3- don't gotta justify shit

>> No.51781170

>>51781088
How do you justify a blond, blue eyed white girl in non-Egypt, Op? If you can throw any race you want to in there you can also have them dress however you like.

>> No.51781178

>>51781088
It's entirely reasonable to assume that fashion evolves towards sexy. People like to look good.

>> No.51781213

>>51781138

Yep. Funnily enough, actual egyptians probably went out more naked/see through than we think of them even in sexualized depictions.

I don't think covering your breasts was that of a big deal, for example, tough you'd probably do when you wnt to the market, of course.

>a bigger problem would be saying to the player "so, yeah,when you cuddle the princess her wig fells off and as every noblewomen she's bald"

>> No.51781229
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51781229

>>51781150
>1- its hot so too many clothes are bad
When it's hot you want more clothes not less

>> No.51781249
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51781249

Don't have to justify anything.

Most notEgypt art is more modest than actual Ancient Egyptian rich female fashion.

>> No.51781308

>>51781229

Nah. That's for beduins that travel in the desert, but egyptians at noon were doing a siesta.

Of course farmers would be tan, even leathery, at a relatively young age, but they could manage heatstroke risks like that.

Also, houses were basically open to winds (or even more extreme, you basically lived outside in the countryside) for obvious reasons. Even rich people are tought to have been sleeping on roofs regularly during summers.

>> No.51781790

>>51781249
You know, if a person is okay with wearing something that's pretty much completely see-through, I have to wonder why they'd feel the need to wear anything at all.

>> No.51781827

>>51781790
Bling is better than no bling. You don't wear fashion because it's practical, you wear it to make a statement. And sometimes the statement is "I have more money than you so I'm going to wear a bunch of gold on my body haha fuck you."

>> No.51781831

>>51781790
To show off that they can afford it.

>> No.51781913
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51781913

>>51781088
because i'm not thinking anyone's going to complain.

>> No.51781982

>>51781213
>and as every noblewoman
I was under the impression that everyone who could afford it shaved and depillated, then wore a wig.

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51782016

>>51781790
Clothing in ancient Egypt was an accessory, not luxury. Nudity was not taboo and just walking around naked was not uncommon.

>> No.51782032

>>51782016
>cute brown girls everywhere just constantly naked
>physical labor makes you a sick cunt
Could this be my magical realm

>> No.51782223

>>51781088
IT'S AS HOT AS A PHOENIX'S CLOACA AND YOU WANT ME TO WEAR WHAT?

>> No.51782275
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51782275

>>51781229
> It's a sexy unpractical egypt setting.

>> No.51782382

>>51781088
>''Everybody's doing it, jeesh OP get on with the latest fad like every other girl''

>> No.51782389

>>51781088
I'm more concerned with how you justify them being blond. Like the whitest people to ever rule Egypt locally were Greeks.

>> No.51782397

>>51781790
Because walking around naked shows you are poor as fuck. Basically, >>51781831.

>> No.51782404

>>51782016
Based brown empire

>> No.51782410

>>51782032
Also, sacred prostitutes who don't actually charge money for their services.

>> No.51782420

>>51782410
I mean, they did, but it was called "offerings"

>> No.51782464

>>51782389
>Like the whitest people to ever rule Egypt locally were Greeks
There's also the Hyksos and the people who preceded them.

We really don't know exactly who they were, but there's damn good evidence that they're from the north. There's definitely Indo-European influence there, seeing how they brought the chariot. There's also Semitic influence there, judging from their rites and names and gods.

>> No.51782590

>>51781136
>moors

>> No.51782798

>>51781170
>How do you justify a blond, blue eyed white girl in non-Egypt
WE

>> No.51782823

>>51782464
The Hyksos were probably some sort of Phonecians, also not blond. The only blonds in egypt until the romans took over and started making everything all prudish would have been random slaves brought from the Greeks.

>> No.51782948

>>51782823
>Phonecians
You mean Canaanites or Hurrians, Phoenicia was established a bit later. Still not blond, though, not predominantly.

Anyway, it doesn't really matter, there is physical evidence for red haired Egyptians from ancient times and blond Egyptians from later times. Also there's also evidence for Egyptians dying their hair and/or wigs.

It's not that much of a stretch to say that some Egyptians had light hair, either naturally or dyed, regardless of the period you pick. Probably less likely during the Nubian pharaohs, but pretty likely before and after that time.

>> No.51782978

>>51782948
I'll concede the point, Egyptians were really into their cosmetics, and you get the odd red-haired semite.

>> No.51783228
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51783228

>>51781088
By adoption of egyptian customs.

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51783235

>>51783228
>Drawn me like one of your egyptian girls

>> No.51783243

>>51781088
Because they are girls who want to attract attention from men and approval from their female colleagues.
They are definitely not bitter old men or women seeking to impose their freezing cold morality onto others.

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51784318

>>51783235
Warning, revealing too much.

>> No.51784344

>>51781088
> implying cute clothes are not a universal love of all humanity.

>> No.51784371

>>51781088

Bronze age cultures in general were pretty lewd in comparison to the social mores we have today. They didn't have a religion that said anything about nudity or sex being sinful and didn't even have all the taboos we have (such as sibling marriage, although that was limited to some social strata and periods, most likely). The climate also didn't require them to wear much unless they wanted to, so clothes and jewelry were more a sign of expression than modesty.

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51784421

>>51782798
>blue eyed white girl in non-Egypt
I believe a certain children's trading card game answered that

>> No.51784458

>>51783235
>>51783228

Also due to the rigidity of Egyptian culture they kept portraying characters in Old Kingdom outfits long long afterwards. Even up in Ptolemy times they would still portray their kings and queens in full OK Pharaonic regalia, despite those rulers not having a single drop of Egyptian blood. Loved their traditions.

>> No.51784476

Egyptian family homes uncovered at a work site have full-color hardcore porno painted in the entryway wall. The rich ones had carved versions.

The universe is literally Ra's jizz when he jerked it in the endless chaos of the before time.

Ancient Egypt gives zero fucks about the Victorian sense of 'public decency.'

>> No.51784594

>>51784476

Also from finds of what essentially amounts to workman's graffiti found in places were construction workers lived it's known that they frequently doodled porn of gods and goddesses and possibly even public figures in their spare time. Those piles of old pottery shards amount to ancient Egyptian 4chan.

>> No.51784596

>>51781088
Because it's fucking hot. The weather is pretty toasty as well.

>> No.51784625

>>51784476
>>51784594
Pretty sure similar thing happened to other older cultures, in Rome and Greece. Porn depicted to pottery and possibly elsewhere, shittalking written at walls and such.

>> No.51784653

>>51784625

Oh yes certainly. I just mentioned Egyptian examples because that was what OP was about. There's also at least one pure porn papyrus preserved today but presumably there were lots of those as well, probably in the libraries and collections of wealthy people.

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51784781

>>51781088
>>How do you justify girls in not-Egypt dressing sexily?
The same way I justify them dressing sexily in every age and culture. In fact it is the same justification as in real life. To show off their beauty and gain complements and attract potential mates.

Altough blond and blue eyes girls are harder to justify in not-Egypt.

>> No.51784866

>>51781088
Why even bother justifying? If you live in a Western country with hot summers, you know women will jump on every opportunity to dress like sluts if given the chance. If you're an American, even if you live in fucking Alaska you know most women use Halloween as an excuse to dress like sluts as well.

You don't need to justify anything. It's not magical realm if reality is even worse.

>> No.51785045

>>51784625
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>> No.51785084
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51785084

>>51785045
R O M A
O
M
A

>> No.51785095

>>51781229
If we're talking mid- or low-class, sure.
Upper classes mostly stay indoor or in oasis, or anyway in the shade - melatonin was a sign of low-class - where it's more comfortable to be as naked as possible.

>> No.51785179

>>51785045
A lot of things change, but people do not.

>> No.51785200

Easy as fuck. Just do egypt like it was in good old times before muslims. Like already said, it was pretty much deliciously decadent as old Rome back then.

>> No.51785258

>>51781088
You mean how do I justify them NOT dressing sexily? I say that this is not a 100% copy so I can do whatever I want, and I want my game to not turn into a magical realm.

>> No.51785428
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51785428

whole thread, no nonsummerjack.
Delicious brown girls is why, stop thinking so hard.

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51785456

>>51785428
>The most delicious brownies are the ones with spraytans
Why is this universe so cruel?

>> No.51785473

>>51781088
Players can justify anything. Just watch and wait.

>> No.51785509

>>51781088

The same way you justify them being white anime characters.

>> No.51785520

>>51785509
Kek

>> No.51785572
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51785572

>>51782590

Did someone say Moors?!

>> No.51785577

>>51784594
...so, what you're saying is, Rule 34 is older than the fucking Great Pyramids of Giza and that dudes have BEEN drawing fanart for-fucking-ever?

>> No.51785592
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51785592

>>51785572
All I want is a Catholic Tunisian gf that speaks that weird pre-Arabic North African Latin language that's now extinct, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.51785669

>>51784476
And despite all that their mythology overall is still much more decent than Greese mythology.

>> No.51785707

>>51784594
Nice, I only heard about the Romans shitposting in their graffiti, and the part about deity erotica is news to me. Do you remember some archeaology/art history/history of culture article I could read about this?

>> No.51785778

>>51782410
Sacred prostitution is a meme lad.

>> No.51785824

>>51785778
Sacred prostitution is a real thing and still exist in a form in cults and hippie communities today.
Every leader find out the best way to recruit horny lonely retards who will do a lot of work and shill for you is to give him a taste of sex and maybe drugs.

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51785842

>>51785456
Truth.

>> No.51785854

>>51785428
What I wouldn't give to see her violated in uncensored, high definition video form.

>> No.51786113

>>51785842
Orange is not brown.

>> No.51786115

>>51785854
>Violated
>Not tenderly loved

>> No.51786333

>>51781136
>social moors

WE

>> No.51786350

>>51781790
It looks cool

>> No.51786359
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51786359

>>51785592
Yes. Women distract from The Cause. Go with God, brother.

>> No.51786369

>>51781088
Why would you need to justify it? Did your american education fail you on egypt or something?

>> No.51786403
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>>51781088
The ancient Egyptians consistently depicted their men as tan and rugged from being in the sun, but their women as impossibly fair-skinned. For a woman of that time to be so well off as to not have to work was a measure of tremendous power and wealth in her husband. Wealthy women don't have to wear drab work garb, they can dress pretty all day. As that was what all Egyptians aspired to, you'd expect to see that trend throughout their society, much as you see certain style brands throughout the American ghettos today

>> No.51786447

>>51782948
>>51782978
Tuthankhamun himself was a fucking ginger

>> No.51786453

>>51781170
Greek immigrants?
You know that e.g. cleopatra's bloodline had european origins, right?

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51786465

>>51781088
like so

>> No.51786468

>>51785084
>ROMA
>OLIM
>MILO
>AMOR
Rome was love, once.

>> No.51786470

>>51786403
Being pale was seen as a mark of beauty up until the invention of bikinis.
Now that people who need to work do so in artificially lit offices and it's the wealthy that can afford to lay in the sun all day or book a tanning session the perceptions have reversed.
Similar with perception of weight, although you can see praises for lithe feminine frame all over the history too. Amusingly enough Rubens was /fit/ as fuck, but he painted fat women because that's what he was paid to.

>> No.51786483

>>51785707

The papyrus is known as the Turin Erotic Papyrus. Basically it was kept hidden for years because it was considered far too raunchy. The exact meaning of it is still somewhat unclear, but it's either very serious or satirical porn.

http://www.openculture.com/2014/07/the-turin-erotic-papyrus-the-oldest-known-depiction-of-sex-circa-1150-b-c-e.html

>> No.51786484

>>51784866
Every winter, I count down the days until Shorts and Sundresses.

>> No.51786485

>>51781088
Would be real shame not to put all the Houtengeki art to a good use.

>> No.51786491

>>51786403
>men who work are hot
>women who don't work are hot
Wow I never saw that one coming

>> No.51786503

>>51786403
>As that was what all Egyptians aspired to, you'd expect to see that trend throughout their society, much as you see certain style brands throughout the American ghettos today
Also the effort within the culture to keep art EXACTLY THE SAME because you don't want your great grandson to not get the meme because he's too young

>> No.51786512

>>51781088
They literally dressed sexily

>> No.51786524

>>51786465
I want pedos to leave

>> No.51786592

>>51786484
Sundresses aren't slutty though. They're lewd in a pure way.

>> No.51786605

>>51786592
Nice meme, grandpa.

>> No.51786627

>>51786483
I was about to laugh at the stupidly large dicks, but then I remembered Ezekiel 23:19-20.

>> No.51786636

>>51786484
And sandals

>> No.51786654
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51786654

>>51786592
On the waifu alignment matrix, they are indeed on the "cute" end of the Style axis.

>> No.51786659

>>51786592
>>51786636
Sundresses and Sandals: the new RPG from WotC
What's in it, /tg/?

>> No.51786668

>>51781229
it's pretty fucking humid by the river brah.

>> No.51786676

>>51786659
Cuteness.

>> No.51786703

>>51786659
>>51786636

Bare feet are better

>> No.51786722
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51786722

>>51786703
In intimate situations yes, but walking around barefoot everywhere turns cute, soft soles into thick hobbit feet.
Sandals are a compromise.

>> No.51786725

>>51786654
This matrix confuses me

I would be glad if there were examples

>> No.51786759

>>51786627

Still pretty conservative by hentai standards. And hey, they even followed Japanese convention of making the men short, fat and sweaty and the girls super hot!

>> No.51786761
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51786761

>>51786627
>Ezekiel 23:19-20.
>19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

>> No.51786808

>>51785577
I think pornographic art was the catalyst for written language at some point

>> No.51786847
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>>51785592
>>51786359

>> No.51786871

>>51786725
X-axis: Loyalty. How willing are you to fuck someone not your SO?
Chaste is for you and only you. Do not wife Lewd - it will only end in tears. Neutral might cheat, might also have a threesome. Either or.

Y-axis: Style. How does she dress?
Cute wears a sundress. Sexy's club dress is basically sprayed on. Neutral is in a t-shirt and jeans.

Z-Axis: Taste. What does she like in bed?
Vanilla doesn't do anal. Neutral might do anal. Kinky is telling you to bend over.

Alyson Hannigan's character in American Pie is Chaste Neutral Kinky: she's only with Jason Biggs, she's into BDSM, and she doesn't have a particularly striking style.

At the start of Grease, Sandy is Chaste Cute Vanilla. At the end, in order to fit in with her guy's group of friends, she changes to Chaste Sexy Vanilla.

Betty is Chaste Cute Vanilla. Veronica is Neutral Sexy (Neutral or Lewd).

>>51786761
It's a metaphor for Israel's culture allowing itself to be consumed and replaced by I believe Babylon.

>> No.51786893

>>51786871
>It's a metaphor for Israel's culture allowing itself to be consumed and replaced by I believe Babylon.
Or an account of how ancient Egyptians had giant donkey dicks.

>> No.51786900

>>51786759
>followed Japanese convention of making the men short, fat and sweaty and the girls super hot!
What's up with that?

>> No.51786909

>>51786871
>It's a metaphor for Israel's culture allowing itself to be consumed and replaced by I believe Babylon.
Oh, is that so? I kind of assumed it was supposed to be disgusting. Kind of how it were white American slavers who made up the "big black cock" thing to dehumanize their slaves and make them more like beasts, but as our society became more sexualized this suddenly became a source of pride. Also, that's why Greek statues always have baby dicks, right? To de-sexualize them and draw more attention to the overal A E S T H E T I C S of the body?

>> No.51786924

>>51786893
>>51786909
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23
It's explicitly a metaphor. It outright says "one sister was Jerusalem and the other sister is Samaria".

>> No.51786926

>>51786909
>Kind of how it were white American slavers who made up the "big black cock" thing to dehumanize their slaves and make them more like beasts
Uh... No? You know that's just real, right? Black men do objectively tend to have larger penises than those of any other race.

>> No.51786999

>>51781790

I bet they'd ask the same thing about our swimsuits. Heck, about trousers and t-shirts in summer.

>>51784625

A cursory glance at european art history up to the 1900s at the very least would reveal that if anything nude taboo is pretty much a recent thing, it it is now. We do have a certain dicotomy between porn and "art" but...
>basically we're not prudes as the Americans

>>51784781

Why tough?
I mean, it's not!Egypt, but it's not like even hair color has to be that way. If anything you coul resort to the victorian bullshit about the upper classes coming from the north.

>> No.51787006

If the guys dress just as scantily is it even considered sexy dressing and sexualizing any gender?

Because saying that all women wear almost see-through loincloths and strips of cloth as their bra/too and all men wear the egyptian equivalent of speedos while constantly being oiled up would be a pretty easy way to say "It's their culture, is all" and getting away with it.

>> No.51787021

>>51786926
Nice sources there, queer

>> No.51787045

>>51787006

As long as its pretty evenly distributed and makes sense in context, I don't think there's a problem with it.

You'll still get complaints from the old fashioned moral puritans masquerading as progressives, but they'll target basically any form of sexual expression anyway so there's really no avoiding it.

>> No.51787067

>>51786465
Pedophiles and Hebephiles get the fuck out.

>> No.51787078

>>51787045
I'd probably just hope for them to voice something like that in-character and smack him back by some NPC calling him culturally insensitive and judgemental for saying the way they dress is in any way wrong.

>> No.51787080

>>51786926
No, no they don't. Watch less porn kiddo.

The global standard deviation is negligable among all races.

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51787091

>>51786524
It's not happening.

>> No.51787099

>>51786999
>A cursory glance at european art history up to the 1900s at the very least would reveal that if anything nude taboo is pretty much a recent thing, it it is now.
Well, you should also take into consideration that a lot of European culture after the fall of Rome originates from a more frigid places than Mediterranean.
And if you start wearing clothes to survive, at some point you want to make them look nice too.

>> No.51787113

>>51786926
>>51787021
>>51787080
http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

>> No.51787121

>>51786926
>>51787021
He's technically correct. Technically.
http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country
Compared to whites, blacks are 0.25cm longer. We're talking about fractal centimeters here, which are downright negligible unless we're talking about a literal penis measuring contest.

>> No.51787149

>>51787121
>unless we're talking about a literal penis measuring contest
That's what it always boils down to.

>> No.51787151

>>51787121
>>51787113
How can honkeys even compete?

>> No.51787159

>>51787151
Will they ever learn?

>> No.51787169

>>51787151
By not splitting after the girl is knocked up.

>> No.51787178

>>51787099
>>51787099

We still did lewd art as hell, after, say, 1400.

Actually, I think it's interesting in comparision to, say, China.

>> No.51787199
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>>51787178
>We still did lewd art as hell, after, say, 1400.
This is France in 1762.

>> No.51787229

>>51786115
No. Definitely not. I want hardcore P in V action in a missionary position and gratuitous hand-holding.

>> No.51787249

>>51787199
>but I swear, if you turn out to have a dick

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>>51787229
Why is missionary the 'standard' position anyway? I admit I'm far from an expert on sex, but it seems illogical to me. Missionary is kind of awkward: the man is heavier than the woman and needs to position his dick in such a way that it fits in the woman's vagina (with the penis being on the front of the groin, and the vagina at the bottom of the groin). This leads to the man having to awkwardly arch his back. He's also heavier than the woman (usually) so he has to be careful not to lean on her too much, further making that awkward arched position a neccessity. And then he has to thrust while keeping all the aforementioned in mind. And after the sex is over, the man has to awkwardly roll off the woman.

Cowgirl feels like a much more natural 'standard' position to me. Due to the position of the genitals on the two sexes she can simply sit on the man's penis in a very natural position, and she doesn't have to worry about distributing her weight because she's (usually) far lighter than the man. Because of this, after the sex is over she can remain in place for post-coital cuddling.

It just makes more sense that way.

>> No.51787295

>>51787199
>back of the knee maybe

>> No.51787299

>>51787121
>>51787113
If you cared to read further, they go to detail how blacks have a more extreme distribution than whites, so while it's true the AVERAGE black member is only a fourth of a centimetre longer than the AVERAGE white member, blacks have more gigantic members among their relative population (and also tiny ones) than whites.

>> No.51787318

>>51786654
But none of these axis are exclusive?

>> No.51787335

>>51787268
have

wait

have you ever actually had sex in the missionary position? (or had sex at all?)

i mean, in my experience it's just the most natural-feeling position. if you don't think about "position" at all it's just where you end up. idk how or why but it felt a lot easier that basically anything else. and cowgirl was really unsatisfying. it's a nice change of pace sometimes but most women lack the strength to properly raise and lower themselves with any kind of respectable tempo and you end up just wanting to roll them over and go back to fucking them properly

>> No.51787348

>>51787121
That quarter centimeter makes all the difference, silly white boys

>> No.51787365

>>51787268
I'm a big fan of the woman laying on her belly, personally

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>>51787335
>have you ever actually had sex in the missionary position? (or had sex at all?)
Pls no bully.

>> No.51787411

>>51787335
This. Women prefer getting fugged, not doing the fugging. Cowgirl only works if you spend the whole time lifting her slightly into the air like some kind of sex doll while you plunder away.

Which is fine, of course, but it's a heck of a lot easier to use different methods.

>> No.51787412

>>51787390
also you don't have to worry about crushing them by being on top if you aren't a fucking fat ass

>> No.51787431

If you look at biology, technically doggy style is what we're built for, it's how chimps do it, but with the rise of higher emotion we want to see our partners face during sex, to get that greater sense of empathy as we give and receive pleasure, hence the missionary position becoming the general standard.

>> No.51787437

>>51787268
Just try it and you'll get it. It feels comfortable and natural for most people, and it feels delightfully intimate, because you're facetoface super up close with each other, and the angle is about perfect. You're looking into her eyes at kiss range, her legs are often pulling tight on you. Feels great.

>> No.51787440

>>51787268
Women are lazier.
Being upper one is associated with being dominant
Woman can't run off when in missionary pose.

>> No.51787451

>>51787431
>it's how chimps do it
But it's not how bonobos do it, and they're tied with us for being the most social primate. They also like the missionary position.

>> No.51787472

>>51787268
>It just makes more sense that way.
Except that a majority of women like being on bottom, and a majority of men want to be on top.

>> No.51787485

>>51787451

I feel like that kind of keys into the rest of my point? That missionary isn't something we biologically evolved to but a social adaptation based on the need to see our partners face.

>> No.51787516

>>51787431
Plus it's easier to bite the soft front parts of the neck when you're facing her.

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>>51787485
Imagine if mankind had evolved to do doggy style in such a way that we'd still be able to look our partners in the eyes. Imagine if humans could twist their waists and necks 360 degrees.

That's highly erotic nightmare fuel.

>> No.51787565

>>51787542
>http://oglaf.com/chauncey/

>> No.51787788

>>51787542
NO.

>> No.51787793

>>51787431
It isn't though, doggy style needs a lot of micropositioning to not hurt and to try to rub the key areas. Missionary is effortless in those aspects.

>> No.51787844

>>51787113
>http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

Standard deviation of 0.86 inches is not significant.

>> No.51787860

>>51781913
>Rottytops in a Liefeld pose
They should make a joke about that in the games, at some point, like, "I was trying to show off my tits and ass at the same time, and I think I broke something."

Perfect excuse to have a repeat of the mission where you have to carry her through the forest.

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>>51787542
That's actually kind of hot to imagine.

>> No.51787897

>>51785572
The card says Moops

>> No.51787905

>>51787268
Because it is very common across cultures, and in some ways considered the most vanilla and kosher positions.

>> No.51788017

>>51787365
Hell yeah prone bone

>> No.51788031

>>51787542
>doggy style
>eye contact
further evidence that dullahan make superior waifus

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>>51788031
They exist to be bullied.

>> No.51788103

>>51787868
>>51787542
Just fuck a dragon and watch them crane their necks around

>> No.51788126

>>51787335
>(or had sex at all?)

this is /tg/ what the fuck do you think

>> No.51788156

>>51788126
Crossboarder, contrary to most other boards, we have to engage with other people socially and in person in order to fully enjoy our hobby.
So naturally, most of us have better social experience and therefore expectation in comparison to others in this site.

>> No.51788177

>>51788126
Now where did I put that screen cap of the conversation that went like
>what does it feel like to fuck an elf?
>probably like fucking a woman
>what does that feel like?
>i dunno

>> No.51788210

>>51788177
>>what does that feel like?
>It feels like warm apple pie.

>> No.51788212
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>>51787440
>Can't run off

>> No.51788452

>>51785095
>melatonin
Melanin. You're >>51781136 aren't you?

>> No.51788466

>>51786909
No, they all preferred small dicks because it doesn't damage the anus as much during faggotry.

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>>51781136

>> No.51788507 [DELETED] 

>>51787151
There's nothing to "compete" over. Niggers get the trash that we don't want. Meanwhile, black girls are lining up for white men far more than white "women" want black men.

Just face it, niggers recognize their superiors and strive to be "with" them as equals, which is why you hate each other so much, yet you all LOVE whites.

>> No.51788545

>>51787299
You sure have a keen interest in nigger dicks, don't you faggot?

>> No.51788724

>>51788507
Jesus, are you that insecure with yourself that you have to post that shit?
I am getting secondhand embarrassment.

>> No.51788732

>>51788507
wow

>> No.51788733

>>51788507
Blacks are always trying to compete with whites.

Whites completely forget about blacks until we're reminded they exist, because they can't resist acting out for attention.

>> No.51788758

>>51781913
Shame all the promo art for the new Shantae strayed from this style

>> No.51788863

>>51782016
>Constantly naked
>In a desert

Do brown people not get sunburned?

>> No.51788894

>>51788863
It's harder. It's an adaptation. White skin is better at making vitamin D from less sunlight in exchange for being more easily sunburned.

>> No.51788971

>>51788894
>More vitamin D in lowlight as a trade-off for burning and skin cancer

Fucking bullshit. White people needs to be buffed.

>> No.51788976

>>51788212
They should be wrapping those legs around you, not struggling to escape.

Git Gud

>> No.51788990

>>51788507
I bet some thick Negro cock would clear up your anger real quick, Anon

>> No.51788999

>>51788971

We traded in all those physical points for social advantages, but those only matter if you can leverage them.

>> No.51789012

>>51788971
IQ only surpassed on average by east Asians and Ashkenazi Jews isn't enough?

>>51788999
Look at what races actually win strongman contests.

>> No.51789071

>>51789012

It's a dumb RPG joke, anon.

>> No.51789139

>>51789071
>implying I'm not having also having fun

It's like being the human of most RPG systems. You get to be good at everything, even if not the best in particular areas.

>> No.51789171

>>51788971
>tfw based Mediterranean genes let me tan dark in the summer but still create vitamin D in the winter
U jellin, celtfags?

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>>51789139
>being white is like being the human

>> No.51789186

>>51788990
No anger here, just stating the truth. As much as niggers would deny it in public over "muh racism", the truth is they know their place. They know it and love it. It's reconfirmed for me every night as my black girlfriend gets wet as fuck being treated like the fucktoy slave she is and calling me master. A loser cuck like you would probably bend over backwards just to get a sniff of her soiled underwear.

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Guys, why do you feed the troll so easily

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>>51789225
It's /tg/. It always gets baited super easily.

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>>51782978
>>51782948

Red-haired semitic people are descendents of Ghengis Khan tho, way too late for ancient egyptian. unless Ghengis Khan was a time traveller who invented the pyromids

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>>51788177
I’ve got you.

>> No.51790050

>>51788971
>be a britfag
>all my doctors are indian
>massive influx of middle easterners
>NHS suddenly decides there's an epidemic of vitamin D deficiency
>starts trying to push supplements on everyone, no analysis of how demographic shifts have caused a sudden rise in cases
I bet the only people who pay any attention are the middle class white bitches who've gone gluten free and who go to Greece for 2 months every year

>> No.51790292

>>51789186
>miscegenation

Gross

>> No.51790317

>>51790292

Lovecraft, please.

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>>51789171
Truly Latins are the master race.
I can't wait for Le Pen to tear down the filthy G*rmanic empire and create a Latin Union that will enlighten Europe and the world beyond for a thousand years.

England can come too, they're honorary Latins.

>> No.51790680

>>51790396
You're good people

>> No.51790719

>>51790396

Celts?

>> No.51790726

>>51790396
>England can come too, they're honorary Latins
I'm not sure what prompted that, but thanks

>> No.51790851

>>51790396
>England can come too, they're honorary Latins.

Barbarian spotted.
There's nothing civilized about people who drink warm beer and add mint sauce to everything.

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>>51790726
>I'm not sure what prompted that
500 years of Norman-Angevin influence on high culture, a language that's about half latin (combining the vocabulary directly from Latin with that from French origins) and having a legal system that, while not Civil Law, is still Roman in its roots. Also, actually being a succesful civilization means you cannot be G*rmanic.

>> No.51790909

>>51790851
I see your memory has spared you from the horrors of boiled boar. A good gaul knows it must be roasted! Even the romans know it!

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>>51790909
Clearly, those Brits are crazy!

>> No.51790990

>>51787542

So...a Rob Liefeld cover?

>> No.51791031

>>51790990
Nope, notice visible feet and distinct lack of pouches.

>> No.51791102

>>51786113
No, but it's the new black.

>> No.51791355

>>51786447
>Tuthankhamun
Tut was a nobody by pharaoh standards.
Even his tomb was shit.

If you want to see a *good* tomb full of *good* treasure, look no farther than the tomb of "the Silver Pharaoh" Psusennes the First.

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>>51785428
There you go.

They dress sexily to show their divine genes.

>> No.51791460

a casual reminder that Egyptian wizards had to jack off to cast a lot of spells

>> No.51791534

>>51791460
Did you come here from that deleted "masturbation counter" thread?

>> No.51791576

>>51791534
no, that's not my style of shitpost.

But for real, that's something they did. I think it had something to do with mimicking Atum giving life to Mut, Nut, and Ra through his seed.

>> No.51791633

>>51791460
>>51791534
>>51791576
They would Ankh themselves after orgasm to contain their sexual energy

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>>51790851
>drinking cold beer

>> No.51791770

>>51791672
Don't you have some opium to push on Eastern colonies ya wanker?

>> No.51791821

>>51789425
>Spoiler
I think that happened right before he got his ass kicked by Brian Boitano.

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>>51791633

By "ankh thesmelves" do you mean they...

>> No.51791958

>>51791884
https://youtu.be/X248XcWnwWo?t=2643

>> No.51791962

>>51790050
I live with someone like that.
We ferment our own sauerkraut.

Your post hurt just a little.

>> No.51791988

>>51791460
the pharaoh also had a yearly ritual involving ejaculating into the Nile in order to ensure a fertile harvest. I wonder what female pharaoh had to do for that ritual?

>> No.51792023

>>51781213
>cut off all your hair
>put on a wig anyway
Why?

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>>51791958
Is that the one with the Space Jews?

>> No.51792037

>>51792023
So they can more easily oil their scalps.

>> No.51792073

>>51792030
Yessir

>> No.51792198

>>51792023
You can take the wig off if you're going to get sweaty.
If you do that with normal hair, it's not going back on.

>> No.51792201

>>51792023
Lice.

>> No.51792264

>>51792023

You do realize that many women today do the same shit with eyebrows, right?

Anyway it was a nobles' thing. I guess fashion was a great part in this.

>> No.51792265

>>51784318
2LEWD4ME

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>>51789139
>being white is like being the human

I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it

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>>51790050
it's the same when of reports of rickets and Tuberculous coming back, not surprise when i constantly find muslims spitting in the streets

>> No.51793715

>>51791958

>scanning over the thumbnails while the video loads
>ghosts
>node diagrams
>pillow people
>suddenly, map of japan

>> No.51794699

>>51791884
I will never get to put something this beautiful on my bf's dick

>> No.51794764

>>51781088
cause its 100 degrees in the shade. lucky anybody wears anything at all.

>> No.51794798

>>51782016
those are some pale ass nubians

>> No.51794816

>>51785842
guy looks like hes in so much pain

>> No.51794856

>>51794816
His clothes never fit.

>> No.51794889

>>51793715
Watch it the whole way through if you get the chance.

It would actually make a really cool setting

>> No.51794895

>>51794699
you can always put it on yours

>> No.51794941

>>51794856
or maybe somebody just activated the spikes in his buttplug

>> No.51794956

>>51794941
inb4 nardricution

Trump's a freak, but hes OUR freak

>> No.51795131

>>51789425
>Ghengis Khan was a time traveller who invented the pyramids

I would watch that show. Ghengis Khan, hopping between time periods, trying to make sense of what's going on and generally wrecking shit? Sounds like a good idea for a comedy series.

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>>51781136

>> No.51796570

>>51794699

>on

No no anon, the verb you're looking for is in not sure if either of those are verbs now, fuck I think I put doubt in my dick

>> No.51796950

>>51781088
In order to attract mates.

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Why do i need to justify this, exactly?

>> No.51797525

>>51794699
Nothing that deprives men of their natural sexuality is "beautiful".

>> No.51799202

>>51786453
>Greek
>blonde, blue eyed
Northern European mercenary/slave might fit the bill a little better.

>>51786484
>Sundresses
Patrician taste, anon.

>> No.51799292

>>51794764
>>51782275
>>51781229

Pretty funny that before the prophet Muhammad "Party-Pooper" came to power, both common man and women of the Arabia wear absolutely near to nothing, especially the women who wear nothing at all at home, which is even told in their shitty holy book.
Only the rich Jews wear clothing that cover everything to indicate how pious they are to Yahweh and so they get 1st class plane ticket to Heaven as the rich often even now like to do.
As usual, the Islam Merchant steal their clothing culture as with their book, food culture, lore, and even most of their religion culture and rebrand all of that as Islam. Hilariously, you will find a lot of vocal Muslim retards trying to accuse the Jewish people of stealing their culture when it is the direct opposite.
Then, he force all his followers to follow the new religion on the pain of death.

>> No.51799300

>>51796969
You'd need to justify the skintight clothes since lycra didn't exist back then.

Also the bra and the heels.

>> No.51799304

>>51786333
nope

>> No.51799307

>>51799300
Like how I justify fireballs.
Magic, cunt.

>> No.51799330

>>51799307
>Wizard fashionistas
Could this actually be a thing?

>> No.51799335

>>51799330
If it isn't in your setting, it should be.
Imagine the catfights.

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>>51799335

>> No.51799397

>>51796570
>verb

they're prepositions you fucking cuck

>> No.51799482

>>51787542

Fuck a Shaft character, they can tilt their neck the whole way around

>> No.51799507

>>51787318
Nobody says that you can't have complex numbers in a 3-dimensional system, so you can have all of those at the same time.

>> No.51799571

>>51791576

>Nut

Kek

>> No.51799584

>>51791988
female pharaoh's had fake phalluses to accompany their fake beards

so she probably used a squirting dildo

Bad Dragon got nothing on ancient Egypt

>> No.51799607

>>51799584
Didn't they find a vibrator made from a beehive or something?

>> No.51799729

>>51799584
>>51791988
>female pharaoh's had fake phalluses to accompany their fake beards

In practice, a female ruler who assumed the position of Pharaoh/king during the classic era of Egypt's history (roughly up until the end of the New Kingdom) would assume a number of male kingly names and titles and often choose to be depicted in art as a male. Hatschepsut, being the most notorious female regent, depicted herself as a full man doing regular Pharaonic iconic activities in her inscriptions. As Pharaoh you effectively WERE male, regardless of your biological sex.

>>51792023
>>cut off all your hair
>>put on a wig anyway
>Why?

Lice. Due to the humidity and heat in the Nile valley, real hair got very greasy and hard to keep hygienic, especially during the season when water was scarce. Thus it was a status symbol to shave and oil your head and wear a wig over it which you could just take off. As a result of this, hair was considered extremely erotic in Egyptian art and literature.

"To catch her without her wig" is an expression that was sometimes used in the same way we would say "caught naked in public".

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>>51781088

Easilly.

>> No.51799799

>>51799760
PLEASE OLD MEN
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>> No.51799813

>>51799607
that probably wasn't true, if I remember correctly the earliest mention of the bee vibrator was from a book written in 1992 called the Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, so it was probably made up

>> No.51799871

>>51799367
>filename not "wizards- no sense of right or wrong or fashion"

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>>51799799

Luvia's just jealous she'll never get to be the one to tap that sweet ass.

>> No.51799943

>>51786659
My dick.

>> No.51799968

>>51799760

Wrong mythology

>> No.51800017

>>51799330
Yes.

It's a wonder how some of the existing pieces in fashion shows aren't made from actual magic.

Serious inspiration there for characters.

>> No.51800047

>>51800017
My favorite magical garment is probably the "streith", an Age of Legends artifact from WoT. It's essentially a dress made of wearable cloud that changes colors with the wearer's mood.

>> No.51800069

>>51800047
I fucking love that shit, exotic materials and strange or expressive outfits. I try to incorporate them into my games whenever I can.

I have some Dark Elves weave the shadows into opulent outfits, they can literally wear darkness.

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>>51800069
So could Kazuma, if you catch my drift.

>> No.51800089

>>51800078
Sorry I don't. I got out of the weeb game a while ago.

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>>51800078
Kazuma knows to stay away from crazy

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>>51781088
easily,
ELVES.
also, elves being demons that gave up their infinite power for eternal physical form together.
also being in the desert.
one of those things is also how i justify ageless loli elves who fell in love young, since love causes them to cease aging, although this is broken because they age about 10 times faster than humans do, but fixed because they have computers that give them cosmic sight/all possible knowledge.

probably the thing about being in the desert.

>cosmic sight and all possible knowledge[/spoiler
>being in love
haha you so crazy

also, magic libraries with screens full of the lives of everyone in this reality, and i told them how to dress, as well as some other things about magic.
doesnt, uh, everyone do this?
>and>then>all>break>the>universe>apart>into>tangents>where>we're>on>all>the>screens>and>theyre>in>even>more>places>but>people>can>use>them>to>talk>to>us

picture absolutely related

>> No.51800173

>>51800145
???

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>>51799300
>If you want to make it realistic, she has to wear even less clothes, go around topless and walk around barefoot
Muh dicc

>>51800078
>>51800091
Darkness is a good girl, no bully.

>> No.51800446

>>51800417
The general rule with Bronze Age civilizations is: Whatever lewd clothes you're thinking of, it's probably not lewd enough.

Goes for the culture in general, I guess.

We westerners are too prude to imagine lewdness of that magnitude.

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>>51800446
>We westerners are too prude to imagine lewdness of that magnitude.
To be honest, some puritanism is nice too.
>mfw once upon a time the Moulin Rouge was scandalous because you could see the skin between the dancers' knees and ankles

>> No.51800470

>>51786468
>4chan used to be good

>> No.51800528

>>51788056
No bully Lala ;_;

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>>51800417
Darkness can't even do her job

>> No.51800609

>>51800469
You have to go back, Ahmed.

>> No.51800646

>>51800417

Darkness manages to be the least useful party member in spite of the fact that she's the only one with real combat training while half her team consists of city people who have probably never ventured into a forest prior to their adventure.

>> No.51800671

>>51800646
Explosion loli actually did.

>> No.51800697

>>51782798
The Ptolemics were Greek you know...

>> No.51800749

>>51800697
And greek still are nor blond nor blue eyed.
Not like it matter for a civilisation that shaved hair and wore wig.

>> No.51800757

>>51800749
>And greek still are nor blond nor blue eyed.
They are, it's just a lot less common. You know that Flavius (Roman, not Greek but close enough) as a family name literally meant "blonde", right?

>> No.51800826

>>51800749
Not after centuries of mixing with Turks, no. Look back at all the CLASSICAL descriptions of Ancient Greeks though and 'golden hair' is a pretty common descriptive.

>> No.51800851

>>51800469
Moulin Rouge was scandalous because the high kicking dancers wore no underwear other than stockings. Stop confusing Victorian era Britain with La Belle Epoque era France.

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>>51790396
>England can come too, they're honorary Latins.
We fucking kicked your asses out when your crops started to fail due to climate change.

>>51796969
You don't ever need to justify delicious brown kemonomimi.
Where's her tail, though?

>> No.51801149

>>51799307
>how I justify fireballs.
>Magic cunt.
A-anon, that's way too lewd.

>> No.51801214

>>51801149

Its like ping pong balls

>> No.51801252

>>51781149
>Because what is appropriate to the tone of the game and the preferences of the group is more important than any sense of authenticity.
Holy shit. This times a billion.

>> No.51801280

>>51795131
Or a goddamn brutal anime.

>Ghengis Khan travels to modern China
>Immediately burns down Beijing
>I didn't break these fucking people for them to get back up!

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>>51801116
>Where's her tail, though?
Better?

>> No.51801756

>>51785045
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
Pompeian /r9k/, never gets old.

>> No.51802103

>>51801280
>Immediately burns down Beijing
Ghengis would get smashed by modern China though.
Unless he goes to the future and builds himself an army of cyber-mongols or something.

>> No.51802141

>>51801756
I can't tell if it's yandere or an incel.

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>>51801704
Much.

>> No.51802221

>>51785045
My favourite part of this is the ancient roman LONDON vertical texting. It's been thousands of years and shitposting hasn't changed.

>> No.51802259

>>51781088
>not-Egypt
Thats how. Unless you doing acurate historically Ancient Egypt setting you may do whatever you want with it.

>> No.51802270

>>51787542
>That's highly erotic nightmare fuel.
>>51729998

>> No.51802400

>>51785045
>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius); 3494: In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, “Six!” while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, “No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”.

Ancient dubsposting

>> No.51802455

>>51785045
>Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time.
>ywn have a good meal while fucking somebody at the same time

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>>51801116
>WE WUZ
Well, what wuz you exactly? Wuz you the Celts who got dominated by the Romans for centuries and then got their shit pushed in by the Anglo-Saxons? Wuz you the Anglo-Saxons who got FRENCH'D? Or Wuz you the Normans, forcing you to admit your French/Latin origins?

>> No.51802487

>>51781088
What makes you think I have to justify anything at all?

>> No.51802594

>>51802477
The Normans were vikings. The french refused to deal with them and invented the motte-and-bailey castle instead.
Very little Roman blood remains in britain after they left.
Personally, I have more viking blood than anything. Blue eyes, blonde(ish) hair, height, tendency to wander.

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>>51802594
>WE WUZ VIKANGZ

>> No.51802741

>>51797525
>deprives men of their natural sexuality
Is it depriving him if I milk his prostrate on the reg?

>> No.51802865

>>51797525
A lot about what women say and do makes a lot more sense if you rid yourself of the prejudice that women love men.

>> No.51802984

>>51802865

yes because women stick things down men's dicks for the women's pleasure.

Look kiddo, nothing personnel but when you grow up you'll find that men who enjoy things being stuck down their dicks are a diamond dozen, and even you will stick things down your dick for sexual gratification.

>> No.51803009

>>51802984
>are a diamond dozen
Opinion discarded due to inability to speak English.

>> No.51803041

>>51801280

Or? Why not both? You could have him go to the far future where he fucks up Cyber London by fighting the London Underground.

>coming soon to Netflix
Ghengis Khan: Time Pillager!

>> No.51804743

>>51803041

Honestly, why isn't there a netflix "Time bandits" show yet?

>> No.51804832

>>51804743
Netflix are SJWs who want to encourage the myth of one-directional "historical progress" for their pet political causes. It's the same reason time travel shows and movies are banned in China.

>> No.51805161

>>51800417
Who's bullying? She's admitted that Kazuma is her ideal hombre.

>>51800554
>>51800646
You are now aware that "Darkness" is an insulting nickname based on the Final Fantasy acuraccy debuff status. She got the name because she can't hit shit.

>> No.51806733

>>51800446
If we could combine the modern distaste for war with some of the ancient attitudes toward clothing, we'd have world peace. Everyone walking around naked, enjoying each other's beauty, having so much sex that everyone is too happy and relaxed to ever feel like fighting.

>> No.51806848

>>51802741
Yes. His sexuality shouldn't be strictly restrained like that. He should be free to embrace his sexuality as he wishes.

Besides, if you're with him, you're presumably attracted to him, so why wouldn't you rather just be fucking him all the time? I've never heard of men who enjoy putting chastity belts on women and denying them sex.

>>51802865
Sometimes I really wish I was gay. Gay guys really love and appreciate men. Also, you can be a slender sub if you want, and it's perfectly acceptable and welcome. You're not forced to be a big muscular dom like you are with most straight women.

>> No.51806914

>>51790050
>muh supplements

>> No.51806940

>>51790050
To be fair, I started taking multivitamins a year or so ago, and have been much healthier since.
The problem is that people don't fucking eat right and don't go outside enough.

>> No.51806959

>>51791374
Fucking Sekko Boys

>> No.51806992

>>51799729
Not just the head, either. Egyptian women used beeswax to remove all body hair except the eyebrows.

>> No.51807030

>>51806940
Statistically, your second sentence disproves your first.
People who take vitamin supplements are statistically likelier to also have good eating and exercise habits anyway.

>> No.51808093

>>51781088
Have you tried asking girls? Maybe it would be better than asking autistic permavirgins that know girls only from animu.

>> No.51808274

>>51808093
r u a gril?

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