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In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there are only cute things.

>> No.50355833
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Cutehammer thread? Cutehammer thread.

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Does Nozomi's Corax cosplay count as cutehammer?

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>obvious mango style
>moon sound effects
now that's just confusing.

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The classics

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>> No.50357750

Nice thumbnail.

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Let's post funnies too.

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Uncoloured version

>> No.50360688

I can't figure these all out... left to right I see Corax, ???, Alpharius, Angron, Omegon, spoopy face is Curze, Magnus, ???, Tiny glasses girl is Lorgar, ???, ???, Gonna guess curly is Fulgrim due to proximity with the next one, Ferrus Manus, awoo is Russ, ???, ???, Ditzy wings one is Sanguinius, topknot's Khan but the mask?, Lion.

>> No.50360699

>Would you purge heretics with me?
>Yes or No

>> No.50360721
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>Flesh Tearer
>Ever saying no to purging (of enemies and allies)

>> No.50360731

>Power armour under suit

>> No.50360753

Actually, I guess it's traitors and loyalists.
Mortarion? Though scarf strikes me as a Corax thing.
Perturabo? The apparent autism is the only clue.
Alph/Om obvious
Angron obvious
Curze obvious
Magnus obvious
Which I guess makes the one with no defining features Horus.

I'm going to say Corax for the resting bitch face coupled with not being Lion.
Sanguinius, I guess, even though the hair makes me think Grecian influence.
Ferrus Manus obvious
Russ obvious
Who the fuck is sports girl? Is it Vulkan because he's black? Is Dorn athletic?
Is glasses one Dorn because he's analytical?
Is hair-wings one Guilliman because it's funny for him to be a ditz?
Is Khan supposed to look stereotypically Asian among manga-styled characters?
Lion at least is also obvious

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I don't even know what this is supposed to be, but holy smokes does it look cute in Guardsmen wear.

>> No.50361050

Oh, and the guy also made this.
The little bolt pistol always gets me

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>> No.50361060


Happy tree friends maybe, I don't know.

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Is new Macha still a virgin? I think if she's been a virgin long enough...

>> No.50361095


It's the grass starter from pokemon gen 6. Can't remember its name tho

>> No.50361096

It's a Chespin, from Pokemon. 6th gen Grass Starter.

>> No.50361265

pretty sure you are right about the traitors.
For the loyalist i would say it is

Corax (by elimination and bitch-face)
Vulcan (by elimination and big guy)
Frerus Manus
Leman Russ
Rogal Dorn (straigt forward tomboy, Jock conterpoint to Guiliman)
Guilliman (A-stundent, class president)
Sanguinius (angel wings)

>> No.50361278

Huh. Well, not too surprising since I can see the aesthetic now, but..

Well not trying to be rude here, but the designs look like they've gotten plenty different since the last one I played back in third gen. What an interesting recollection.

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>jaghatai khan likes going fast

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I just realised that i always behaved IRL like dorn from TTS.

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Can't believe I haven't seen this one before.

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>Witness the sweet agony of holy pain, Brother!
>Dorn Taught us patience, now you are one of us, brother neophyte

Hey i brought some Russian memes, is it ok?

>> No.50361567

Eldar waifu is best thing in universe pro me wrong fags.

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>The few actually know that Sanguinius wasnt killed by Horus
>He was killed by a concentration of pathos that was created by meeting of Horus and Emperor

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>> No.50361787


And so, the Pussy Tearers were founded

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>The Emperor will protect

>> No.50361840

Why does the marine have a snout? Is it furry under the armor?

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>> No.50361853

The beakie helps him sneakie, and increase the cheekie of his breekie

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>> No.50361861

I'll take that as a yes.

>> No.50361883

>You'll never have a loving relationship with a pretty non-human

>> No.50362011

>He doesn't know about beakies
I don't have enough reaction images for this shit.

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>> No.50362048

thats one hell of a duck meme

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>> No.50362168

>File name...

>> No.50362182

>Battle cries are for whelps
>We just shout loud enough to paralyse the ennemy

That is one courageous Guard.

>> No.50362199

>in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only fujoshi guardswomen
>no catgirls, no hot xenos, no haughty rogue traders
>just unwashed, rude women with ugly personalities who eternally fangirl after asexual angelic demigods who would never give you time of day

>> No.50362201


You know that not al eldar are females right?

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Blueberries taste better.

>> No.50362235

Sweet sweet heresy

>> No.50362250

lies and slander
those are all girls(male)

>> No.50362260

Why is Corax reading porn?

>> No.50362606


oh gosh I just saw this

Did someone manipulate the actual models for that

--and does Canon Taldeer wear a low ponytail, is that what I'm seeing?

(either way, that has no right to be as frickin' cute as it is. I must have!)

>> No.50364047

I got it. That is not ok, ok?

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>> No.50364378

Starter evolutions always followed the same formula:

Cute >>> Awkward Teenager >>> Badass

Over the years the difference has become even more pronounced. Chespin is adorable, then he turns into a football, then he ends up looking like he ate a Lemann Russ.

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Mah man!

>> No.50364466

Its not like you can even feel the phat ass you are grabbing through power armor gauntlets

>> No.50364475

It's the thought that counts.

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That wouldn't happen to be the two depicted in this scene, right?

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>He doesn't know about the MkIV Beakie Pattern Helmet

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>> No.50365198

You've got the auts, anon.

>> No.50365233

N O T C A N O N .

>> No.50365275

Yep Chesnaught is the big guy and the small and fat one is the teen evo.

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>> No.50365358

Where is this from and is this canon?

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>> No.50365381

wouldn't take her virginity

>> No.50365443


Jesus christ Russian memes are bleak and terrible.

>> No.50365516

They're oddly setting-appropriate, aren' tree they?

>> No.50365533


>> No.50365545
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Ancient /tg/ write-drawfaggotry
Not canon but it has been heavily referenced in the RPG rulebook

>> No.50365622

>Child Eldar

>> No.50365633


I'm just concerned - are they not allowed to have humour by their government?

>> No.50365716

Communism stunted their humor, they still haven't recovered fully

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Bapп-тpeд, изыди к хyям oбpaтнo в вeчный чeтвepг

>> No.50365854

Remember when someone emailed GW sperging about White Scars having Dreadnoughts in a WD battle report, because WS don't use Dreads for not being fast.

And GW sent an email back basically saying "lel, maybe the White Scars wire Dreadnought sarcophagi into their bikes."

>> No.50365903

I remember requesting that..

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I didn't need it this today anon.

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>> No.50366153

Lost it

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It's just rain anon.

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I've read that so many times but still....right in the feels.

>> No.50366462

Get that SWJ shit out of here

>> No.50366526

From which episode is this?

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>> No.50366591
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>The beakie helps him sneakie, and increase the cheekie of his breekie

>> No.50366597

this made my day anon

>> No.50366855


Smart Anon is smart.

>> No.50367034

Episode 24: "Of Khans and Cages"

>> No.50367072

Daily reminder that infant eldar are not cute.
They are foul xenos abominations with innate witch powers strong enough to wrest control of a human mind, and even force humans under their control to commit suicide.

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>> No.50367162


No its just that the current embargoes on them have cut down on the amount meme that can be imported. They have to resort to old stale canned memes.

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>hipster fashion

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>> No.50367227

they're eldar. They're already disgusting

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I love the thought of Space Marines acting parental.
Just shows you that no matter how much you augment a man, you can't destroy his paternal instinct.

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>> No.50367474

Oh nose a Typo that's a century of pain glove for me then, eh?

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>> No.50367497

>Starts jump pack
>Burns all the children
>While flying away screams "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>> No.50367526

Triggered Anon is triggered.

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>> No.50367602

Ah, the holy pillow fights, as ordained by the Emperor himself.

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Quite the nice bait lad, used more subtle and less force it would have been a very nice bait indeed.

But now you ruined it rate 5/10 was okay

>b4 the same lame reply because you try the same approach

>> No.50368202

.... is Kane in that picture?

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>replying to obvious bait
>feeling superior

Anon, please...

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TFW 2d waifu's face really does it for you

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I wish whoever started that pic would have finished.

>> No.50368979

The lack of rebreather or cyber parts is annoying me slightly.

(nice to look at though)

>> No.50369471

Notice his trigger finger.

He's about to blow off that Eldar's head.

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>> No.50369541


I'm of the opinion it would have been better if it said abhuman rather than mutant, seeing as if it was a mutie i'm pretty sure the marine would have crushed it's skull.

>> No.50369618

Looks like I am going to have to fluff a new Imperial Guard regiment based on the ex-Yugos...

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The hottest Eldar is related to this dick

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>> No.50369928

>Not knowing LCB(go to 1d4chan, you may also find heretical love entertaining)
>Not knowing the beaky meme from the Corvus pattern armor
>Also lurk more, and read up on the setting source material, you fucking newfag
>Stupid weeb shit(missing sanguinius's wings, but giving everyone else snowflake ears, too)
>Fucking SPONGEBOB memes

When did /tg/ become so shit?

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>>Fucking SPONGEBOB memes

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>> No.50370379


You know i see this every time. And every time i see it i can't help feeling like the bald retard is screwed.

>> No.50370736

Well he looks like he should be squatting outside a gas station and he's about to try and club the main character over the head

>> No.50370793

Witcher 3 - Killing Monsters
There's the video, go watch how screwed he is

>> No.50370831

No, just a decade of ass pain, clearly.

>> No.50370966
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Please, don't remind me of that atrocity.

>> No.50371129

>W-what are d-doing?
>Killing monsters...

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No lie there buddy.

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Not everyone cares really, so Shush!

>> No.50371541

Yet at the same time, the eldar's got her sharp blade near his neck. So he pulls the trigger, he gets decapitation too.

Also don't bolter projectiles explode in impact aswell? So really, the guy's just gonna kill himself too.

Still nice art. Also sauce please? Reverse image search is being dumb and gives me completely unrelated images.

>> No.50371608

>Also don't bolter projectiles explode in impact aswell?

Not on impact, no. Bolts are designed sorta like Bunker Buster Bombs; They burrow in a little bit and -then- explode, so they can penetrate armor and thick hide, then explode.

>So really, the guy's just gonna kill himself too.

No sacrifice is too great in killing the enemies of man. He blasts her brains out, she gets a one-way ticket to Slaanesh's dinner plate. He kills himself in the process, the Emperor's got a warm spot he's been saving for him by his side.

>> No.50371878
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>All these EldarxMon'keigh pictures
>You will never actually hug a Farseer.

>> No.50371896
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Nothing wrong with wishful thinking.

Also you know you wana.

>> No.50371922

>No sacrifice is too great in killing the enemies of man.
>the Emperor's got a warm spot he's been saving for him by his side.
>implying that over glorified dead body stuck in a gold plated toilet even cares about his oh-so-loyal-servants

Nah, I'm taking my chances in defecting so I can be with muh pointy-eared waifu.

>> No.50371929
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You forgot the best part.

>> No.50371940
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Which would be worse to be caught by? Dark Elves, or Dark Eldar?

>Not converting your pointy-eared waifu so the Emperor gives you a thumbs up when you meet him.

>> No.50371980

Alright, enjoy getting chewed up by daemons when you inevitably bite a bolter round. Don't worry though, your waifu will go through the same thing, 'cept it'll be a chaos god chowing down on her soul.

>> No.50372002

>Dark Elves
Sadistic, petty dicks who torture for fun
>Dark Eldar
Sadistic sweat goblins who torture you for survival, but also for fun as they constantly strive for new highs and thrills, usually through torturing you, while also being absolute dicks
Gee, I wonder

>> No.50372008
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Gentlemen, calm down. I'm sure we can compromise

>> No.50372019
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>> No.50372083
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>> No.50372090

>No Ork bursting in and asking them to have a seat.
2/10, you tried.

>> No.50372097

How do I achieve this mode natty?

>> No.50372102

This is cute posting dammit! We're here to post cutes, lovelys and funnies. And yes I tried posting feels.

>> No.50372110
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>> No.50372134

>Hard working Polish immigrant being threatened by a British skinhead hooligan

>> No.50372170
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>> No.50372243

I think you got the nationalities backwards

>> No.50372272

Just like Russia.

>> No.50372341
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Yay, Cutehammer thread!

>> No.50372385
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Indeed it is.

>> No.50372612
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>Nah, I'm taking my chances in defecting so I can be with muh pointy-eared waifu.

>> No.50372648
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>Nah, I'm taking my chances in defecting so I can be with muh pointy-eared waifu.

>> No.50372822
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>> No.50373421

>the witcher
>anything than polen kurva suka bladź

>> No.50373768
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>hurr-durr fukken immigrants taking all our jobs

Someone who wasn't from your country, didn't speak your language, and had no connections there whatsoever managed to get the job. Not just one, but thousands. Makes you wonder what the competition must have been like.

>> No.50373811


She's probably new.

>> No.50374127
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>Queen Lily with a human lover


>> No.50374154

My dad's a forman, polski danchovich is the only guy showing up you lazy fuck

>> No.50374197
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Don't you wana court/tell your feelings to a SoB?

>> No.50374284

A fist that both crushes and melts tanks gently holding the hand of a little girl is inspiring.

>> No.50374303

God damn why is ear-play so arousing?

>> No.50374398 [SPOILER] 
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Surprisingly hot too.

>> No.50374448

There is lewd and then there is that

>> No.50374478
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Her right brest is trying to escape, apparently.

>> No.50374971
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>Hello sister. Wana go in a date? Just you and me~

>> No.50374988

I would read it.

>> No.50375030
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>> No.50375068

To a Flesh Tearer?

>> No.50375076

Think anon, her flesh need some tearing

>> No.50375105
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>> No.50375188

Implying Flesh Tearers would stick around long enough to receive a card

>> No.50375251

Aah, if I had my laptop available to me I could post the lictor playing with a kid pics I requested once. They were amazing.

Huh, shit, he is. Though he for some reason doesn't have the beard.

>> No.50375262

I need blue johnny in my life so we can be best friends.

>> No.50375280

Didn't we have a greentext about the super thirsty maid sisters of battle that got eternally blueballed?

>> No.50375323 [SPOILER] 
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I was just thinking the same thing really. Reminded me of this.

>> No.50375351
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I seem to recall something about that yes... I do not have it saved.

Aha! I do have 2 hormissar Gaunt pics on my desktop pc.

>> No.50375359
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>> No.50375368
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Also seem to have a few differently aligned Daemonette pics.

>> No.50375371

Iam not sure what the fuck iam looking at but i'm pretty sure it deserves an exterminatus

>> No.50375377
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>> No.50375394
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I think it's some sort of slaanesh aligned Chaos Spawn myself.

>> No.50375461
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>Immigrants are involved in violent crime
>Oh yeah hur dur, dem immigrans taking all of yur' jahbs!
How do you misread something this bad?

>> No.50375474

Speaking as a brit, I think you've got it right.

>> No.50375518

and the >implied outcome

>> No.50375529
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and the >implied outcome

>> No.50375531
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Cease, or Lofn shall unleash the Tyranids upon thee.

>> No.50375549

Isn't there a follow up picture with the little girl all grown up as a Sister of Battle, and she has the plush terminator buckled to her belt?
If someone has this, can they post it please?

>> No.50375612

I read that as "The Prince /ss/ of Commorragh".

And now I am disappointed.

>> No.50375613
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Artist is called deadxcross, btw.

Does not compute.

I really like this pic. Playing an alien commodore in a space opera woudl probably be loads of fun.

>> No.50375628

>I read that as "The Prince /ss/ of Commorragh".
I'd read that. Someone get on the horn to the /efg/.

>> No.50375634


>> No.50375672
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This shit is disgusting.
Is the collapse of civilisation that funny to you, anon ?
Is virtue signaling worth destroying the future of Humanity, anon ?

>> No.50375678


>> No.50375707

see >>50375613

>> No.50375751


>> No.50375986
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>tfw you will never touch an eldar's butt

>> No.50376058
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>> No.50376063

>collapse of civilization
What an overreacting faggot you are

>> No.50376103


And this:


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>> No.50376209

This is my collection of Cutehammer. Get ccd0's 4chanX first.


>> No.50376324

That wasn't all that funny, but your utter spergout is

>> No.50376351

let malal in you monsters

>> No.50376800
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Do you think the native girls of the Space Marine recruitment worlds ever look up at the mighty angels of death that take the boys to become warriors, and then decide to grab some spare SoB armor and try to join them on their crusade to save humanity?

>> No.50376859

i think they' be more likely to donate them to SoB and call it a day.

>> No.50376939


>> No.50377032
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Traditional games don't need more women, trannies or genderfluid niggerkin.

They need more buff lolis.

>> No.50377180
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>you will never flirt with a gigantic xeno cutie

>> No.50377267

>Stupid weeb shit
That's been on /tg/ for longer than you have, nigga.

>> No.50377348


So air caste are basically the cloning aliens from star wars?

>> No.50377372

stop spamming your shitty tastes in all threads with the same image you dumbfucker

>> No.50377413


>> No.50377430

Why nobody made a story about catgirl on marine's head into comics yet?

>> No.50377465

Well not exactly, they are a caste of pilots with hollow bones.

Honestly if I would be more worried about breaking them rather than getting turned on during any Xenos/Human 'relations'

>> No.50377499

Well in theory there's always room in the Chapter Serfs. Sure its not anywhere as 'glamorous' as being a space marine and you're basically their slave but compared to not receiving good education, eating corpse-made rations and being at risk of accidentally getting executed it sure as hell beat the life of an ordinary Imperial Citizen.

Plus I imagine there's always the chance to raise a son to join to later join the Chapter anyway. Its not exactly a perfect life but you do get to pilot the marine ship, work at the forge and apothecarion, manage the chapter bureaucracy or work as their cook. Again, not super exciting but its a comparatively cozy job, especially for those who don't do anything combat-related. Depending on the chapter they might actually treat the serf decently.

>> No.50377555


>> No.50377666

Although the bulk of them will be initiates who survived but failed (for whatever reason), chapter serfs can be drawn from either gender.

For the marines that draw from semi-civilized worlds or better, I don't see any reason why they wouldn't make use of all potential workers. Chapter planets are exempt from the tithes of soldiers for the guard like the rest of the imperium, so they can afford to dump bodies into the chapter's fleets, forges and facilities.

Just don't go full retard and make your serfs exclusively female because it makes your willy feel good.

>> No.50377670
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Come on now

>> No.50380165

>get out of here stalker

>> No.50380367
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Honestly, is there anything scarier than Tzeench twisting your words while grinning at you?

>> No.50380522

I-is there any canon accounts of eldar x human relationships?

>> No.50380601
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Yes, but it's Rogue Trader fluff, and probably not relevant anymore

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>> No.50380619

That isn't cute at all.

>> No.50380646

it's almost like 40k isn't a setting where cute relationships happen.

>> No.50380654

Then there's something wrong with the setting.

>> No.50380667


That sounds like very old fluff... like when everything was based around judge dredd references, starship troopers type missions and orks were around to just shout things in bad english and jokingly dress in ridiculous attires

>> No.50380677


Wouldn't this likely mean a lot more women then men in Chapter Serfs?

I don't know the exact ratio of success and survival in making space marines but I imagine you'd want to take as many potentially good candidates as possible.

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Huh? Are you crazy?

With so many planets and so many hives housing so many people, you would have to be crazy to make a claim like that.

Cute relationships aren't written about in 40k. Who the hell reading 40k fluff would wanna hear about stuff like that?

But that doesn't mean they don't happen.

>> No.50380695

>Who the hell reading 40k fluff would wanna hear about stuff like that?
Like me for example.

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>> No.50380713

It's just not a setting to display such sides. Though, I have no doubt that such things happen. To claim they never do would be preposterous.

>> No.50380718

I do think that human-eldar hybrids were mentioned in later fluff (or at least by certain BL authors), but they're just haemonculus experiments.

>> No.50380755 [SPOILER] 
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Well, legend has it that the Blood Angels have a dramatically higher proportion of female serfs.

No-one's ever quite worked out why that is, though...

>> No.50380789

>Haemonculus are just neckbeards trying to justify their headcanon
I'll show them, I'll show them all! Illiyan Nastase was the greatest librarian. I just have to tweak this experimental genome a bit and I'll recreate the best human psyker the galaxy has ever known.

>> No.50380799

>Wouldn't this likely mean a lot more women then men in Chapter Serfs?
Nah. Chapters take in absurd amounts of young men to barely keep even at only 1000-ish marines. Although many of them are going to die in training, many more will make it through at least part of the implantation process. Most initiates aren't going to fail for a lack of skill or weakness of mind, but for an incompatibility with the geneseed, which is extraordinarily finnicky at the best of times. Rather than just put the boot to willing and able individuals, they become serfs.

Anyone they take from the general population afterwords would be in addition to those failed initiates, rather than the primary source.

I know you just wanted to post that image, but I'm fairly certain the serfs in bloodquest were all men.

>> No.50380841

>those eyes
Did Sanguinius actually have black sclera like that?

>> No.50380845

>TFW you will never become close enough to a SoB to know that she gets annoyed when your tousle her short white hair so it's all mussed up, but you do it anyway to be a tease.

>> No.50380920

>Greetings, farseer.
>One of my colleagues wagered that love can't bloom on the battlefield; you're here to prove him wrong.
>To this end, you'll share your cell with a human vindicare assassin from now on.
>I would try to be friendly with him if I were you, but your cooperation isn't mandatory for that project to succeed.
*goes back to reading tau on SoB slashfic*

>> No.50380933
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Nice thumbnail

>> No.50381309
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I like how every fantasy setting implies that you can cross breed like fucking rabbits with every Xeno that you come across, and never take in account that it most certainly wouldnt even be possible

You Hertics and Xeno lovers get your Biologie right.

>> No.50381388

Most races were enginereed by the Old Ones. It makes sense for them to be close genetically, in a "handwave it because it's space opera" way.

>> No.50381511

And even then, there exists people (haemonculi, Fabius Bile, the guys who thought of the daemonculaba, Big E, etc) who have the know-how to bend the rules of genetics into a quadruple helix.

What happened to the daemonculaba after whatisname blew it up, anyway? You'd think they'd just rebuild it.

>> No.50381556
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>What happened to the daemonculaba after whatisname blew it up, anyway? You'd think they'd just rebuild it.
Presumably, the Emperor's Children got hold of them and started making space marines with them the natural way, if you catch my drift.

>> No.50381736

I don't think that there's anything natural about the Emperor's Children anymore.

>> No.50382073

It's a serious question though. I mean, it's not like the other Legions (or warbands, whatever) are immune to the same problems that made the IW look for a radical solution.

Hell, you'd think that the ones who've held together the most, like the Word Bearers, or for whom manpower is a bigger issue (1k Sons) would've jumped on a solution like that.

Why was there only just *one* site where this thing was done?

>> No.50382326

The answer is "because there wasn't just *one* site."

The Dark Mechanicum have been making new Chaos Space Marines for 10,000 years. What made the Daemonaculaba so unique was the /speed/ at which it made new marines.

And besides, most warbands don't always want to double or triple in manpower, 'cause that's how you get murdered by your to-be successor.

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The grimdark in this thread is TOO DAMN HIGH!


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>> No.50382628

are cute daemons a thing?
if not, then they should be. At the very least the Daemonic Steeds and Beasts are pretty cute, like most animals.

>> No.50382752

bruh, have you seen Nurglings lately? What's cuter that that?

>> No.50382906

I just realized how high her belly button is.


>> No.50383021

>This may become a canon agreement due to Death Masque


>> No.50383576

Nigga, that's adorable

>> No.50383664

In the grim darkness of the forty first millennium, there is more than war. There are real people, with real lives, and real love. For even in the harshest winter, not every day is cruel, and the cold not always bitter.

>> No.50383706

say it anon. I want a Sitcom in 40k that's just a bunch of Imperial Pencil Pushers, a sanctioned mutant or two, and maybe the occasional Xenos guest star. It plays out like Parks and Rec. The best character is undoubtedly the retired Commissar.

>> No.50383805

>just a bunch of Imperial Pencil Pushers
Imperial pencil pushers come out of the schola. actually. They mention adepts usually being the ones to violently put down unsuspecting heretics in their wards.

even in data entry, there is only warrrr

>> No.50384940

gif source please?

>> No.50385026

Sanguinius was the moodring of the primarchs. He changed hair pigmentation constantly.

>> No.50385069

Caravan Palace - Lone Digger

>> No.50385282


>> No.50385577

Well they are the guardians of the Imperium, the Bulwark against the terrors of the Dark.

>> No.50385598

Uh... Yeah, these guys. There's a reason it's called butter face, and that reason is I don't know what you call butter made from gazelle milk.

>> No.50385639


I need a pic of a baby holding the finger of a S.M.'s power fist. To show the vast size difference between the two. Also weathering/scarring on the P.F. to give weight to its age and use.

>> No.50386727

That human anatomy makes no sense, it looks like she has three tits.

>> No.50387476

> implying this isn't canon.

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