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After a certain point in the campaign, do you allow your players to get servants?

>> No.49958436

Principally yeah.
But when party consists of noblewoman, her maid, her valet/minstrel, her tutor/confessor and her bodyguard/equerry there isn't much room for further improvement.

>> No.49959278

>>49958394
I don't let them "hire", if they want servants they gotta capture them first

>> No.49959839

Yeah, I expand the hireling rules in 2e to include maids, butlers, cooks and other servants. Especially for less serious campaigns, I like to use systems for things they aren't designed for, and TSR D&D is easy to adapt.

>>49959278
Way to take a concept that has slightly-above-average magical realm potential and turn it int one that's strongly magical realm.

>> No.49959920

>>49959278
That isn't a servant, that's a slave.

>> No.49960051

>>49958394
Servants sure, but slavery straight up exists and is rather common, taken from many worlds for many buyers for all sorts of purposes.

>> No.49960950

>>49959839
Nothing magical realmy about it

>> No.49960958

>>49958394
ANOTHER MEIDO THREAD?!

>> No.49960964

>>49959920
Only if it's involuntary. ;)

>> No.49961198

>>49960964
It's also only "capture" if it's involuntary, isn't it?

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>>49958394
They can get servants any time they want, as long as they realize that they aren't mindless automatons and can die rather easily (ie. don't take them adventuring).

>> No.49961902

>>49958394
>OP's pic
That...
That's just cruel.

>> No.49962165

>>49961902
What landlubber employment would you give a mermaid? I think I'd get her a nice, tall water pot to sit in and get her a desk job. Maybe have her do some abacus work so she doesn't have to worry about damaging papers with water.

>> No.49962230

>>49962165
Yeah but you dont hire a paramputee to be your marsthon runner right?

>> No.49962248

>>49962165
That'd work.
So would an aquarium job. Shit, half the staff of Sea World could be replaced with Mermaids.
Rescue diver, Fish and Game officer might be viable when dealing with invasive fish species.
But if you're hell bent on Mermaid Meido, you better have her cleaning a pool or pond or something, and not the shit sitting on the high shelves.
You leave that to the Arachne.

>> No.49962276

>>49962165
Any job really.

Remember, she doesnt have to be good at her jobb. Just cheaper.

>> No.49962304

>>49958394
Of course? If they can afford them, or force them to stay as slaves, then I don't see why not.

Combat may become very easy and/or very tedious and long as more people are added to the initiative, but it was their choice so....Why not?

>> No.49962708

>>49962276
So a setting where monstergirls are the equivalent of mexican immigrants?

>> No.49963968

>>49962248
>But if you're hell bent on Mermaid Meido, you better have her cleaning a pool or pond or something,
ehh not going to work good. You clean the pool when it's drained, otherwise you just slosh the grime around in the water. The water which you're in to boot.

She could have that wheelchair with a water barrel attached (or if she has water conjuring magic) and ride around the sidewalks watering your garden, but that again has limits - the wheels would fuck up your lawn if she has to go there.

>> No.49964959

>>49961902
Giving a job to someone is cruel now?

>> No.49964989

>>49962230
the difference is the mermaid can effectively clean

>> No.49965930

>>49964989
can she?

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>> No.49966181

>>49962708
>So a setting where monstergirls are the equivalent of mexican immigrants?

They even have strange accents and unusually strong urges to get bred.

>> No.49966901

>>49966181
I have a third-generation Hispanic girlfriend, and the Monster Musume character she most identifies with is Miia, so there's that.

>> No.49966935

>>49958394
Yes? That's been part of D&D since like 1e, and part of the problem with 3.x was attaching all character advancement to personal power.

>> No.49969338

>>49966901
I have a second-generation korean girlfriend, and she thinks Monster Musume is dumb, so there's that

>> No.49969350

>>49966901

She identifies most with the Darling-obsessed dork?

>> No.49969708
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My players have adopted an entourage of children throughout their adventures that basically act as servants.

They also had a native american at one point before he sued them.

>> No.49970977

>>49962708
We wouldn't need the wall if that was the case

>> No.49973172

bump

>> No.49973260

>>49958394
No.

They're only allowed to have monstergirl rapeslaves

>> No.49973525

>>49958394
At any point that they just wouldn't use them as a conga line of trap detectors or make them do all the actual adventuring stuff. Also only above a certain power threshold .

>> No.49974306

>>49958394
Yes, I do. 7th level.

Isn't that the whole purpose and point of leadership?

>> No.49975180

>>49974306
You can get hirelings before you get the leadership feat
im pretty certain followers and cohorts are people who CHOOSE to follow you and generally have some unique supernatural ability like having class levels or being particularly good at a certain thing like alchemy

>> No.49975200

>>49975180
>>49974306
forgot to add
Leadership allows you to get cohorts and followers which are different that hirelings

>> No.49975316

Important question;

How much extra is it for the lewd meido compared to the normal one?

Not that I care, I got gold for days, but I might want to hire two.

>> No.49976447

>>49975316
Double the usual rate is it's standard lewd, triple the usual rate she's gonna be lewd and live-in

>> No.49976651

>>49976447
>Getting Room and Board
>Triple rate

Bitch can go suck someone elses dick then. You can find plenty of hot chicks whole do lewd stuff for free if you give them a job and a place to stay.

>> No.49976728

>>49976651
24/7 lewd, bro

Any time and any place of the house you want it. Want to get your dick sucked at 3am? She has to comply

>> No.49977712

>>49976728
What kind of weird wants a blowjob at three in the morning?

>> No.49977752

>>49977712
What kind of loser doesn't?

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>>49976728
>>49977712
>Not waking up in the middle of the night again, or can't get to sleep after vigorous shenanigans
>Not ringing service bell
>Not being quickly attended by a qt maid who brings you chamomile and blows you to sleep

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>> No.49978767

>>49977888
>Not making your meido sleep with your dick in her mouth

Do you even discipline?

>> No.49978948

>>49977929
Huh. Funny that the torso armor apparently goes on last.

>> No.49979998

>>49978948
>implying there is any torso armor at all

>> No.49980072

>>49978767
That's not very hygienic, bro

>> No.49980076

>>49980072
You're not very hygienic, bro.

>> No.49982489

How much do maids cost these days?

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>>49958394
I don't see why not. After a while, at least in D&D, the party becomes a veritable force of nature. Not having them end up becoming the equivalent of at least lower nobility would be stupid.

>>49961673
This too. Don't see them as disposable soldiers, because they'll end up not liking you so much (unless they're actually trained soldiers of course, but then the game would be less D&D and more a wargame).

>>49960958
Nobody dislikes maids.

>>49982489
If you're Murican, you can probably get a borderhopper for under 10 dollars an hour as long as it's off the books.

>> No.49983353

>>49959278
So do they need an Ultra Ball?
What's the test to escape capture anyway?

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We need more meidos in this thread.

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>>49969708
>before he sued them.

Storytime?

>> No.49983841

>>49977712
Maybe he works late and needs a reminder to get some rest. Maybe he has to get up early as fuck and wants a nice wake up call. Might have PTSD from all the shit he's seen from adventuring and it usually kicks in while he's trying to sleep.

Point is, he wants a blowie at 3AM on the dot and he's damn well going to get one, because his maid is a professional.

>> No.49984094

>>49982556
>under 10 dollars an hour
Does it cost more if she's young and qt?
Or if you make her wear the uniform?

>> No.49984120

>>49984094
Probably not if you go get them yourself and smuggle them into the country.

But a monstergirl would be better because they'll do it for free.

>> No.49984142

>>49978767
I'll admit to not being an expert on dicks, but I can't imagine leaving it stuffed in a damp enclosed space overnight is pleasant for anyone involved.

>> No.49984149

>>49984142
>I'll admit to not being an expert on dicks

No one believes you.

>> No.49984173

>>49978767
Also
>Do you even discipline?
>not using spanking for discipline
Confirmed for pleb master.

>> No.49984182

>>49984173
Why not both?

>> No.49984200

>>49984182
S'good way to get some teeth marks on your dick.

>> No.49984403

>>49984182
Because a spanking shows that you're in charge. It's a show of brute muscle that's also, for lack of a better term, intimate. It requires an attitude of "I own you, I have the right to do this."

Saying "keep my dick in your mouth overnight" not only deprives your maid of a good night's sleep, but unlike spanking it's an order, not an action. Also, if the maid has to wake up before the master--say, to make breakfast--then there's a good chance it's unenforceable.

Also, as anyone who's had to get used to a retainer or retainers would tell you, people tend to bite down in their sleep involuntarily. Even ignoring (I'm guessing this would be a problem) the problem of bathtub-fingers on your penis, that's gonna be a problem.

Spanking is simply the best punishment for disobedient maids. Writing lines, time-outs, and loss of orgasm privileges are also acceptable, but not as good--maybe just for when your spanking hand is sore.

>> No.49984431

>>49984403
Point of contention:

If your slave is a masochist, this methodology does not work in the slightest.

>> No.49984474

>>49984431
Then she gets teasingly fondled in the spanking position. No more of master's tough love until she shapes up.

>> No.49984501

>>49984431
Perhaps when you realize she's getting turned on, you turn it into a public spectacle, inviting her peers to look at how perverted she is, getting aroused by a spanking.

Better yet, combine that with chastity. Get your maid all revved up, then ensure she can't get any satisfaction.

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>>49984403
Personally I prefer to bath in the blood of the disobedient maids. It helps to keep them on their toes.

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>>49983772
I'll have to explain some things surrounding it first.

They had been travelling through the northern lands, and come across a small tribe of the in-game equivalent of native americans. At the moment, said tribe was basically dying out, as they were unable to go to more bountiful areas because of a group of bandits, and a dangerous beast lurking in the other end of the forest.

Naturally, the party took care of both. Actually they just tricked the dangerous beast into taking on the bandits, with the bandits killing the beast, and the party clearing up the wounded remains of the bandits themselves. They did so with the assistance of a Chief from the tribe. Most capable men had already died at the hands of one of the two dangers, and so they had pushed the women in the tribe to make him "volunteer" to help.

Because of some things that had happened prior in the campaign, they came upon a ghost who was roaming around this area after the fight. The ghost offered the Chief a chance to give up his soul and travel to the afterlife in order to redeem it. You see, the Chief as it turns out, had been the cause for his tribe migrating so far, apparently encouraging them all to sell many of their things to buy pickaxes and travelling equipment to go mine at a nearby cave which they had heard of.

The Chief was too cowardly, and said that he did not wish to die no matter what. As the ghost could no longer spend time in this realm, it had to accept his final decision. The party however, used this to their advantage to make it seem like they were "envoys" sort of for said ghost. As he didn't give up his life, they told him that the only other way of redemption was to eternally serve them, or something much worse would happen. Out of respect for their strength, and fear for his life, he accepted.

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Mermeido is a weird concept, even though they are called merMAIDS

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>>49983772
Fast-forward into the campaign; The party finds themselves on the border between two nations, in a harbor sort-of that operates based on its own flimsy set of laws. They had been kept captive for a while by soldiers of a Queendom, to which they were headed towards on a boat. The hospitality and general attitude that had been shown towards them all during their trip had not been very good, and they were still only halfway there.

In order to register the vessel stopping at the harbor temporarily, some of the party were allowed temporarily to go on land with the captain and her guards. To keep the story short; One thing led to another, and it had resulted in a dead dwarf and the ship getting burned down in the captains absence.

The chief had vanished during this time, and the party were put on temporary suspicion for the incineration of the boat, and instigating anti-dwarf violence. As expected, the opposing party consisted the captain of the ship, and the wife of said dead dwarf. During the days approaching the trial, they did alot of things, and one was look for the Chief. Again, as expected, they did not come up with any result.

When the court date arrived, there were the expected faces, but also a hooded individual on the opposing side. After being slammed with heavy accusations (which were true), and being blamed for the current state of the city due to the recent violence against dwarves (which was partially true), the hooded man was to take his stand.

>> No.49984835

>>49984666
Jesus, man. How many maids do you have?

You can get about a liter of blood before you start to seriously ruin someone's day, and then you should wait at least a month or so (ideally longer) before you do it again. That bathtub probably has at least 80 liters in it. If you're taking a bath every week, that's 320 liters per month.

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>>49983772

As it turns out, it was the Chief, and he was cooperating without any complaints with the captain. After having been persuaded by them, he had figured out that he had been fed lies, and spoke of the many less-than-just deeds that they had done to the court. It caused a heavy stir, as they had been travelling through many towns with him. Things such as killing an innocent clown, and lying over their great feat of killing the dangerous beast of the woods were all listed, this being after they had sung about their deeds at the nearby tavern.

It was all for naught however, as they managed to lie their way through a large portion of it, and change the focus of the court onto one of the corrupt judges who they had uncovered dirt on. Due to a lack of evidence, they were found not guilty concerning the burning of the boat, or the murder of the dwarf.

However, they did end up having to pay a fine of 20 silver coins to the Chief. While he had no real evidence that the acts he claimed had been performed against him were true, it was clear that they had caused him some sort of damage.

At the end of it all, they were given praises by an underground resistance group who hated the large presence of dwarves within the city, and became symbols because of their accidental murder. They did not find this out until way later, as they ditched the town pretty fast in order to avoid any possible follow-up to said trial, as the burned down ship had been salvaged, meaning potential evidence for the havoc they had caused before burning it.

Because of their urgency, the Chief wasn't recapture by them, and instead got picked up by the Captain and those which remained of the crew.

>> No.49984903

>>49978767
Gags are for discipline, anon. Sucking my dick is a privilege.

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>>49970977
It wouldn't stop them anyway.

>> No.49985200

>>49984903
Gags are also acceptable. Especially since she's a maid, so she'll have to clean up her own drool when it drips onto, say, the table she's dusting. (Assuming most gags make people drool as much as mine does.)

>> No.49985224

>>49985200
Depends on whether there's anything over the top, like a muzzle or half face mask. Anything that leaves the lips uncovered while suppressing the tongue will generally cause drooling, which may or may not be desired.

http://i.imgur.com/DLnJjiv.jpg

Pic related.

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>>49985229
>Four-legged stockings

>> No.49985268

>>49984903
And everyone knows white males are the most privileged

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>>49985200
>Assuming most gags make people drool as much as mine does

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>> No.49985435

>>49985224
So which would be better for discipline, in your opinion?

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>> No.49985453

>>49985435
Muzzled, with a rubber cock gag inside. She's only allowed to eat when you enable her, and has to practice her blowjobs constantly.

Open mouth gags, or conventional ballgags are for sex and rewards.

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>>49985442
>Not posting text

>> No.49986027

>>49985453
Is it locked in place in any way, or is she just on the honor system?

Also, are you imagining that all your maids are just constantly gagged?

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>>49984094
Tips for dealing with mexican maids:

Never hire a young one specially if she's a hottie, they're lazy, they'll resent you, they'll constantly ask for a raise, they'll steal shit(groceries, clothes, spare change, garden decorations, even gas from your car, you name it) and they'll llet other people in the house when you're away, usually their boyfriends and bang in the living room.

What you want is an older, chubby(not fat), motherly one. The kind that has lived in the US for several years, the kind that appreciates the opportunity for work, the kind that will call you "Señor [firstname]", the kind that will treat you less like a boss and more like a son. Ask how much she wants and offer a little more, also cover her bus fare and make sure to give her the weekends off. She'll go above and beyond the call off duty for you, excellent maids. And eventually she'll ask you if she can bring over her teenage daughter/granddaughter to help her out with the house during the summer, that's the one you'll be putting your dick into.

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>> No.49986054

>>49986027
Locked. All the restraints are: incluuding the posture collar, high-heels, chastity belt and bra, hobble ankle cuffs, thigh cuffs and wrist cuffs, which connect to the belt to limit arm movement.

Maids should always be gagged unless their role requires them to speak. Seen, not heard.

>> No.49986127

>>49986054
>Maids should always be gagged
God, that sounds painful. My jaw was cramping after 20 minutes with a pretty small gag.

It's also a good way to mess up her teeth, especially with a cock-shaped gag.

Also, are the thigh cuffs attached to the belt, or just the wrist cuffs? Because I have trouble imagining how that would work with a skirt. 'Cause if the belt is on top of the uniform, then the straps connecting the thigh cuffs to the belt are gonna run over the skirt in a weird way, while if it's underneath the uniform, the wrist cuffs can't really attach to it (unless there are holes).

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>>49985716
>doesn't want master to use existing items
>can form body into thick metal plates

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>MFW this thread

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Where the fuck did this thread veer into

>> No.49986180

>>49958394

It actually surprises me when players don't seek out torchbearers, hirelings, mercs, etc. but I usually play with pretty shrewd/practical players.

>> No.49986184

>>49986169
Thread about servants, leaning towards maids -> thread about maids -> thread about maid fetishes -> thread about fetishes related to maids.

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>>49986166
>>49986169

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>>49986127
>God, that sounds painful. My jaw was cramping after 20 minutes with a pretty small gag.

You get used to it after a while. Myrecord is just under two hours. If I'm feeling nice I might replace a cock gag with a standard sized ballgag.

>Also, are the thigh cuffs attached to the belt, or just the wrist cuffs? Because I have trouble imagining how that would work with a skirt. 'Cause if the belt is on top of the uniform, then the straps connecting the thigh cuffs to the belt are gonna run over the skirt in a weird way, while if it's underneath the uniform, the wrist cuffs can't really attach to it (unless there are holes).

Thigh cuffs are attached to each other via a hobble chain, same with the ankle cuffs. Belt and bra are worn under the uniform for modesty, but an additional metal band can be worn around to the waist to connect each cuff to. The result limits arm movement while still allowing them to perform their duties. The arms can also be cuffed together via a very, very long chain.

The alternative is to mitten them and restrain their arms with an armbinder, before attaching a muzzle duster to their mouth and/or literally showing a broom up their ass. But that's only for the really bad maids.

>>49986166
>>49986186

>> No.49986256

>>49986205
Cleaning seems to be a distant secondary goal to you.

>> No.49986378

>>49986256
>Hiring maids for cleaning

That's what skeletons/automatons etc are for.

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>>49986378
>automaton

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>>49982556
[Kuroshiki] With Love Monster Cafe
>>49986186
[Kishibe] Sphinx-chan Ultra Quiz
>>49986205
[Hirame] The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats

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>>49984800
Mermaids are for underwater Mermansions.

>> No.49987534

>>49987477
>Merman poolboy

>> No.49987615

>>49987534
>mertrap butler

>> No.49987678

>>49987434
>[Hirame] The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats
That's Monster Musume though.

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>>49986054
>high-heels
Wouldn't recommend it, my wife used to wear these things while doing the housework and they were wrecking her ankles and her lowerback. She switched to comfy pink slippers for housework and the heels for when I get home, a milion times better.

You should take care of your staff.

>> No.49987813

>>49987786
Wives are hardly staff, anon, but you make a good point! If heels are hurting them, they can indulge my foot fetish even more and walk around in their stockings, without shoes. But only if their feet are clean and cute.

>> No.49987958

>>49969708
Lucina is cute!

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>>49987958

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>>49988528
Cute!

>> No.49988723

>>49987786
Seconding this. I work a physical job--not even a particularly strenuous one--and I can't even imagine trying to do it in heels. Shortish wedges, maaaaybe.

They make your legs and butt look good in the short term, but they are just awful for your body.

>> No.49988943

>>49988723
LONDON

But seriously, I'd give my meidos breaks and proper healthcare. Heels are only for when Boss is around. When he's not there, they can be taken off. I'd only lock them on particularly disobedient maids.

>> No.49988967

>>49988943
That seems reasonable, at least by the standards of bondage-maid harems.

>> No.49989028

>>49958394
Mermaid is super cute, holy shit

>> No.49989035

>>49988943
>>49988967
No dental plan tho

>> No.49989062

>>49989035
You just went full CE.

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>>49989035
>No dental

>> No.49989107

>>49962165
My personal chef. I'd have to install some waterways that go from the pond to the kitchen, but she could make some killer sashimi I bet.

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>>49989028
Of course mermaids are cute, they're the OG monster girls!

>> No.49989454

>>49989290
I think the Sphinx has seniority over Merfolk.

>> No.49989459

>>49962165
The best employment for a mermaid is dockworker.

If they can work for protracted periods underwater scraping barnacles and doing repairs, it would save the boating industry billions, bordering on trillions of dollars yearly. The savings involved from not having to do the incredibly expensive and dangerous drydocking procedure are so great that the savings would lower prices of all shipped goods a noticable margin.

>> No.49989475

>>49958394
>After a certain point in the campaign
When they have money to pay them with and a place to stash them in.
No, they can't take them in the dungeon (unless they're combat capable, in which case they're cohorts with all that comes with that). Why the fuck would a servant accept to pointlessly risk his life?

>> No.49989495

>>49988967
I have done some research into this. My meidos should be happy.

>>49989035
Dental is included with healthcare. More importantly: every servant has a safeword they can use if they need to. Frivolous use results in them being fired; legitimate use (should it be needed) is 'encouraged'. No employer wants their employees to be injured, after all.

>> No.49989547

>>49989459
Have you seen how fucking filthy dock waters are?
Besides there are reasons besides barnacle scrapping for why ships dry-dock

>> No.49989629

>>49989495
>My meidos should be happy.
That's good to hear. The worst thing is that borderline torture-porn stuff where it's like "you're dirt, you filthy jizzrag! My testes are empty, now go be miserable elsewhere!" That's a serious buzzkill.

Master should have a personal connection with his maids. They should get firm but fair discipline when they're bad and headpats and praise when they're good. They shouldn't get master's cock because master is horny and they're a warm hole, they should get master's cock because they look up to master and crave his approval and attention.

I have very strong feelings about this.

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>>49989495
>tfw you mix up maid's safeword with another maid and keep going

>> No.49989787

>>49989547
So? They'll get paid handsomely for their work, unionized, with benefits, including dental plan.
Maids wished they had it that good.

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>>49989787
>unionized

>> No.49989883

>>49989547
I said and doing repairs, anon.
Barnacles and repairs cover almost 100% of drydockings

>> No.49989933

>>49987434
I agree with >>49987678, though you have excellent taste.
Wolf and goats didn't have phones, and the twins in the picture aren't goats. Nor identical.

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>>49989787
>they'll get paid handsomely for fucking up the hulls of ships because they're trying to repair them while they're in the fucking water

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>>49958394
Only if they name him Sebastian.

>> No.49990080

>>49989726
That's actually a good point. House safeword then.

Maybe change it every once in a while, make sure everyone's paying attention.

>> No.49990092

>>49989547
Large port cities in my setting don't have mermaids for this exact reason. Who says they have to do it at the docks though? Just drop anchor and any old place should be fine.

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>>49989547
>>49990092
Would pre-modern docks even be filthy?
I love this idea of mermaids trading with landdwellers though. The problem is that I can easily think of many things that merfolk could easily get that are valuable to humans (pearls, caviar, lost cargo from sunken ships, and perhaps even some delicious deep sea fish) but I can't think of anything humanmade that mermaids would value other than maybe some metals that aren't susceptible to rusting like bronze.

>> No.49990183

>>49990137
Wheat, beer, honey. Just beer is enough to have an unfair advantage over them, see Chinese Opium Wars. Some of the more rowdy merfolk attack pirate ships not for the booty but for the rum.

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>>49990092
>service stations attended by qt mermaids
>all over the ocean

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>>49990183
>wheat
>honey
I don't get it. Especially wheat. Would they have any need for soggy bread?

>Alcohol
That I can understand. Not a drinker myself, but alcohol is man's oldest friend.

>Some of the more rowdy merfolk attack pirate ships not for the booty but for the rum.
I really, really like this. Especially because Merfolk can play really dirty tricks on human traders, like swimming under their ships, drilling holes into the hull and waiting for the whole thing to sink rather than actually fighting.

>> No.49990230

>>49990137
>would pre-modern docks even be filthy
Absolutely, yes. If anything, they'd be more disgusting thanks to a lack of cleaning regulations.

>implying beer and wheat travel well underwater
They'd want tools, clothing, and services.

>> No.49990245

>>49990137
Glass, pottery?
Smoking/ed and pickling/ed things?

Probably anything that needs fire or longer term storage.

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>>49990223
>Especially because Merfolk can play really dirty tricks on human traders, like swimming under their ships, drilling holes into the hull and waiting for the whole thing to sink rather than actually fighting.

Mermaids start running a protection racket in exchange for rum.

>> No.49990284

>>49989629
I totally respect that, and my love of cutesy, consensual stuff supports this. Semi-consensual, cutesy, loving bondage is the best thing.

However, bad meidos should face severe punishment. Like so:

http://imgur.com/a/TbaIO

Like so! Except that it's all pretend peril, no one dies. They just get choked a little before ending up in punishment cells for a few days before getting their bay docked for a month.

>>49989726
All safewords are the same.

>> No.49990309

>>49958394
Yeah sure, but they can't go adventuring with the party.

Like the Half-Orc Bard in my campaign I run got a crown from killing this Tyrant.

She has a bunch of man servants in those male stripper clothes.

>> No.49990311

>>49990284
>http://imgur.com/a/TbaIO
NOPE

>> No.49990322

>>49990311
Read the spoiler.

>> No.49990346

>>49990284
Suppose a particular maid is unusually terrified of choking and it's just about her hardest limit.

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>>49990346
>unusually terrified of choking
B-but...

>> No.49990394

>>49990346
She gets put on a pretend guillotine of she's bad. Same rules apply.

>> No.49990404

>>49990322
>it's ok, it's all a joke lol, I'm not actually going to fucking hang them
>well, ok, I am, but only a little lol
N O P E
O
P
E

>> No.49990411

>>49989629
The connection shouldn't be too personal tho, there has to be a limit to the intimacy.
Otherwise you end up like my maid, in love, and then heart-broken and disillusioned upon realizing that she was never going to be more than a maid, she'd never get to be the wife.

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>Just want a meido thread
>It turns into fucking BDSM

>> No.49990438

>>49990404
If the meidos have a serious problem with the mere idea, the I will make exceptions.But there has to be a serious incentive to work hard.

>> No.49990443

>>49990362
Perhaps this hypothetical maid has had a few too many asthma attacks in her life.

>>49990394
I don't think I can get on board with this fake-execution thing at all.

>>49990411
Nooo, don't say that! There's always hope!

>> No.49990464

>>49990414
It always becomes a fetish thread.

>> No.49990486

>>49990414
>thread about sexualized subservient [monster]girls
>somehow BDSM gets involved
Que mystère.

>> No.49990497

>>49990438
No. Fuck off.
>>49990443
I'm with this guy. Maids are for love and headpats, not play fucking executions. That's fucked a bit too much.

>> No.49990498

Personally, I hate it when players hire mercenaries to help them with shit. It's like "Hey DM, let's make you play four more NPCs all the time! How does that sound?"

Even after explaining to them that I set up encounters to be beatable but challenging, meaning getting more party members will just mean that I will make the encounters harder, they still insist on bringing an army of a dozen NPCs with them. The worst it ever got was me having to fit 17 goblins in a sewer and rolling for every goddamned one of them.

>> No.49990511

>>49990275
>Mermaids start running a protection racket in exchange for rum.

Mermaids start running a protection racket in exchange for cum.

>> No.49990533

>>49990498
You could do what 4e did, where hirelings are basically good-aligned version of minions. So they have 1 hit point and tend to act as a group.

You can also cede most of the control to the player directly, only pulling the DM string when, say, the player says "I have my hireling charge into obviously-suicidal conditions for little personal benefit!" and you're like "yeah, no".

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>>49990414
I feel your pain. I just want lovely, ara ara~ maids to tenderly take care of their masters. Bonus points if they're Christmas Cakes.

>> No.49990628

>>49990497
>I don't think I can get on board with this fake-execution thing at all.

>>49990497
>No. Fuck off.

Okay, I'll tone it down. Guess I was somehow too much for /tg/. I'm glad, honestly. I've become so fucked up over the years that gentle, cutest stuff is novel and fun.

>> No.49990649

>>49990497
>I'm with this guy. Maids are for love and headpats, not play fucking executions. That's fucked a bit too much.
Why play executions when you can make them beg for death, lock your servant in a room with the only sound the drip of water once every minute or so, no light, no other guests to talk to, silence, and the drip. Everyday give her just enough liquid and food to stay alive, first she'll beg for mercy, then whatever you want, then finally for death. At this point you have so mentally broken them you can do whatever you so wish

>> No.49990692

>>49990411
dude wtf?

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>>49990649
Why go for something so convoluted when there are much easier mindbreaking methods?

>> No.49990721

Maids are for being bodyguards and cleaning.

Any romance is only if the maid really wants to.

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>>49990628
Affectionate domination is best domination.

>>49990649
Shit tier.

>> No.49990739

>>49990726
>Affectionate domination is best domination.
Surely said meido would trust their master with their life, even knowing it was a mock execution? And only if she was really, really disobedient?

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>>49990721
>Maids are for being bodyguards

Felicia pls stay

>> No.49990793

>>49990751
>Not having your castle protected my a small army of maids who can easily fuck shit up

Step it up.

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>>49987408
So what does actually having your mind cleaned even do?

>> No.49990855

>>49990793
Did you even read the spoiler? Felicia is literally a top tier uni assuming you play Mamui.

>> No.49990857

>>49990706
That one's simple and easy to implement though, most mind breaking teqniques require training and equipment, this just needs a box with no lights and a chambernpot that you replace once daily with her food

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>>49990721
>Maids are for being bodyguards
Acceptable choice.

As for everybody else...

>> No.49990892

>>49989459
Can't you put a copper bottom on a boat to prevent barnacle build-up anyway?

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>>49990628
>I've become so fucked up over the years that gentle, cutest stuff is novel and fun.
We as a civilization have become so fucked up that the most non-conformist and controversial thing you can do is remain a virgin until marriage and raise three children in a stable marriage.

>> No.49990931

>>49990909
Hello /pol/

You're 100% unironically right. As long as my wife likes kinky shit in the bedroom, and none of my kids turn out gay, I'm game.

>> No.49990966

>>49990931
If crusader kings has taught me anything, it's always the one kid you really want to reproduce who turns out gay.

>> No.49990996

>>49990966
There's no such thing as "gay", only men who haven't figured out they're attracted to reverse traps yet

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>>49990861
Roberta a shit. Mini Maid a shit.

Pic related is true best girl.

>> No.49991040

>>49986044
Definitely using this...

>> No.49991045

>>49990996
But Tomo-chan is a girl.

>> No.49991086
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>>49990692
It was my fault, was going thru a breakup very depressed the apartment was a pigsty didn't wanna lift a finger so I hired a maid off the newspaper. Young beautiful from pic related outspoken rude brutally honest, a cunt, but she worked hard and she cared, we got close melted her ice heart, forgot my place and let her into my bed and inside my heart. The girlfriend experience.
It was great for a while but it did not last, it couldnt, did not end well, lots of crying and shouting, says she hates me wants to return to ukraine.

>>49990443
No hope, if there was I wouldn't be 4chaning at two in the am

>> No.49991173

>>49990861
The worst part is I'm a huge degenerate, and even I know maids are for bodyguard

>> No.49991245

>>49990892
Why does everyone cling on to the barnacles thing and not the much more valuable repair thing?

>> No.49991330

>>49991086
>No hope, if there was I wouldn't be 4chaning at two in the am
This guy understands the mock hanging fun peril.

>> No.49991355

>>49991086
As a fellow slav I have to wonder how much about her woe is about love and how much about missing opportunity to get citizenship conveniently.

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>>49991030
She's hot
Unironically good taste though

>> No.49991457

>>49990464
>becomes
A meido thread IS a fetish thread.

>> No.49991493

Guys this is important:

Do monstergirls just accept the role of meido? Is it just a natural thing? Or do they need to be taught/forced?

How do you get a monstergirl meido if they don't know what one is?

>> No.49991494

>>49965930
might have to stretch her back a little but judging by the image yes

>> No.49991504

>>49991493
Using capitalism, many cultures and species may become meidos through any number of other means.

Ideally, you simply hire and train them, and now you have meidos.

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>>49991493
I presume monstergirls become maids the same way most human women do: they simply choose for it. Especially those who are new to whatever country they arrive in. Though I imagine some would be more naturally suited to the role than others

>> No.49991524

>>49991504
But how do you just say "Ok here is your job now, it comes with punishment and lewd responsibilities."?

I get if they want to do it, but how many people aspire to become lewd maids?

>> No.49991533

>>49991524
You just use them as normal maids.
If you want lewd maids, you hire prostitutes.

>> No.49991540

>>49991524
>how many people aspire to become lewd maids?
Y-yeah, that would be ridiculous.

>> No.49991579

>>49991540
>Y-yeah, that would be ridiculous.

Anon you don't actually want that. You really just want to wear frilly clothes and be dominated.

>> No.49991593

>>49991579
I can want two things.

>> No.49991598

I want to bully brown maids!

>> No.49991602

>>49991593
No, I'm saying you don't actually want to do the work. Remember, it's a job.

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>>49991493
They are forced into domestic roles by virtue of being potentially dangerous creatures in order to ensure they better understand basic human society.

>> No.49991650

>>49991602
I've had worse jobs which couldn't provide room and board.

>> No.49991672

>>49991616
Source? For some reason the only thing that comes up is Cartoon Network.

>> No.49991679

>>49991672
>>49991616
actually, yeah, source please.

>> No.49991680

>>49991540
Do you take payment in dickings and spanks?

>> No.49991682

>>49986166

what is this from

>> No.49991699
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49991699

I'm going to create a goddess of maids and servants because of this thread, purely to prevent maido abuse in my setting
>Magath, Goddess of Servants and Assistants
>LG or NG: uncertain
>Magath is an enigmatic goddess; little is known of her, not because her followers are necessarily secretive but primarily because theologians only rarely bother to study her. There is no known formal Temple of Magath. Some facts of her worship are known:

>Her symbols can be found in kitchens and pantries, but only rarely does more than one appear per household. They can usually be found near less-frequently used countertops. If a follower serves more than one establishment, it will be carried with them as a small brooch or discrete amulet. The symbol itself depicts a swan on water, suggesting grace, affluence, or perhaps purity.

>Her holidays are infrequent: the current hypothesis is that they fall on some sort of lunar calendar, but this has yet to be corroborated, and contradicts observations that different households will hold holidays at different times. Some have mused that larger households' staffs might take the holidays in shifts, but this is only speculation.

>Current Events: The Cult of Magath has been "pending investigation" for nearly 6 years under the City Watch of Holmsport, after a series of deaths were connected by the discoveries that the victims had been a) previously been accused by neighbors of mistreating their servants and b) discovered with swan feathers placed beneath their pillows. A barmaid of the Captain's acquaintance connected the grim totems to Magath, and the serving staff of each victim was vigorously re-investigated. Evidence of inter-staff conspiracy was scant. Investigations were informally closed the following month when, in the former Captain's words, it was determined that the victims "were all bastards anyway."

Thoughts? I'm still iffy on the name.

>> No.49991738

>>49991699
I'm fine with that. All the gods in my setting are dead.

Less facetiously, there's not really a lot to go on there. Not a lot of 'pull' to a divinity who doesn't seem to do all that much. And yeah, the name could use a little more work.

>> No.49991743

>>49991680
God, no. That's like a musician taking a non-paying gig "for the exposure".

>> No.49991744

>>49991672
>>49991679
http://great-dude.deviantart.com/art/Mia-and-Smith-Girls-lesson-452131231

>> No.49991748

>>49991699
seems fine, any setting needs literally hundreds of gods.

>> No.49991773

>>49991699
As long as it's not eccentric, pervert, dom/me masters/mistresses who are being killed. They treat their meidos fairly, safely and lovingly.

>> No.49991784

>>49991744
thanks man

>> No.49991811

>>49991493
All monstergirls have their own nesting instincts, unique to their species, it's just a matter of adapting those natural instincts into a job routine.

You get a very different kind of maid, with very different quirks, depending of what species you hire her from.

>> No.49991816

i want to make my maids wear chastity belts then force them to take copious amounts of aphrodisiacs

>> No.49991861

Don't know about you but I made a maid guild.

The maid guild have girls that are 1000% guaranteed to keep your home safe and clean.

No lewding the maids unless its in the contract, and even then only to lewding levels.

Secretly they are bodyguards and assassins but god damn do they make it spotless.

>> No.49991882

>>49991816
That is strikingly close to fantasies I've had.

As in, I already had this typed up.

>> No.49991906

>>49991086
>ukrainian
You dodged a bullet, those bitches are crazy.
Now if she was polish then you'd have something to be sad about.

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>>49991882

>> No.49991983

>>49991738
Yeah, I wrote it thinking from an in-universe perspective. I like to write deities as though I'm an in-universe cleric or a wizard theologian type, and I figured that such a high-up Ivory-tower type figure wouldn't know too much about a god who focuses on lower-classes specifically who often idealize working out of sight. In retrospect, that's not a very informative perspective, lol. I got the name from the Saxon etymology but it just sounds weird. Naming fantasy things is fucking hard.

I guess the central idea was that her worship is basically confined to the working classes of various higher-income estates, the kind of people who would actually be able to afford live-in workers, and that worship of her would pass by word of mouth as maids/butlers occasionally move from household to household over their careers. She would serve as a sort of divine protector of faithful maids against tyrannical or cruel masters, and occasionally divinely punish maids who failed to uphold her standards, kind of thing.

>>49991773
The relationship between master and maid is divinely protected: any improper lewdness is subject to judgment. "'Getting Fresh' with the help" is definitely something Thou Shalt Not do, and could subject a careless master or maid to divine punishment, depending on the circumstances.

>>49991861
This actually makes a lot of sense. A maid guild would ensure it that wealthy patrons wouldn't be hiring unskilled workers or thieves for example. You don't even need the spoiled bit for this to make sense.

>> No.49991990

>>49969350
Darling a best you shitheel

>> No.49992014

>>49991983
>The relationship between master and maid is divinely protected: any improper lewdness is subject to judgment. "'Getting Fresh' with the help" is definitely something Thou Shalt Not do, and could subject a careless master or maid to divine punishment, depending on the circumstances.

>improper lewdness

What if it's mutually consensual and desired?

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>>49991882
God damn it

I can't find the original so here, I am lazy

>> No.49992144

>>49986044
this sounds oddly specific

>> No.49992254
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49992254

>>49992016
>>49991970

>> No.49992294
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49992294

>>49992254
Consensual, loving, meido domination is hot as hell.

>> No.49992370

>>49987786
Or maybe your wife is just a basic bitch that can't work it

>> No.49992389

>>49992014
Lewdness that takes the place of the maid's place in the home might do it: a maid who uses lewdness to get out of doing work and inconvenience her fellow maids, for example. So would a master who lies with his maids indiscriminately, uncaring about any problems that might arise among them from doing this. A maid who destroys her uniform in the process of lewdness might find herself panicking to replace it: her uniform, after all, is an efficacious symbol of her vocation and her place, so leaving it besmirched or torn for too long could be a potential source of bad juju.

It should be noted that the goddess only has dominion over those who are actually in service: should a master and a maid truly become so enamored with each other to marry, then the goddess would have neither might nor motive to intervene against it. She is not a jealous god, and may even bless the household of the master/mistress who would do such a thing for a faithful of her lot. But these are rare cases.

The goddess is a small one, and so would be exceedingly unlikely to actually manifest divine punishment, but would exact judgment in the form of inconvenient labors: dishes that seem to slip right out of your hands and embarrassingly shatter, that red shirt that you swore wasn't in the whites before you turned them into pinks, the loaf of bread that absolutely refuses to rise without lumps. That sort of thing.

>> No.49992419

>>49991699
I like it, pls more

>> No.49992447

>>49986166

Why is reverse image search so useless? What is this from?

>> No.49992451

>>49992294
Damn straight.

This >>49991882 is just "chapter one" of sorts, but the rest of it's all in my head. I do not half-ass my masturbatory fantasies.

>> No.49992697

>>49991245
Because barnacles drastically slow a ship?

>> No.49992775

>>49992697
yes, cleaning barnacles is important, but not the entirety of what mermaids could do

>> No.49992983
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>>49991699
>inb4 her greatest enemy is the god of automatons, who encourages mortals to take up unthinking inanimate servants instead, thus depriving its rival's charges of a job
>inb4 said god of automatons looks like a terracotta statue itself

>> No.49992987
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>>49992419
Sure. I'll post some other stuff I was thinking about connected to her.
>Further notes: While the Cult of Magath has no formally known clerics, the theologists manning prototype ritual versions of the Divine Energies Identification, Translation, & Isolation via Enchanted Scryglass (D.E.I.T.I.E.S.) have detected extremely faint traces of divine energy emanating from some of the larger noble households in the foothills and plains north of the city. Followup investigation of the notable households (conducted under the pretense of routine wildlife surveys) indicated relatively large presences of both highly devoted maid populations and weak accumulations of divine energy. This suggests that clerics of Magath are theoretically possible, if, as of yet, unobserved.

>An undergraduate student, citing an intimate relationship conducted with a young house maid has reported that there are even legends of the religion.

>The legend goes that a brave maid from long ago followed her master into battle carrying a kettle filled with tea because the master had forgotten to take it beforehand. The maid walked through the battlefield wearing nothing but her uniform, but arrows and sword-blows alike glanced off her dress and headpiece and she reached her destination unscathed. When she found her master, he had been un-horsed and mortally wounded. Pouring the hot tea into his mouth from a teacup, she healed the young lord, who sprang up, rallied his troops, and proceeded to rout the enemy.

>It is unknown if the battle referred to is historical or literary. The story itself seems to have been transmitted by oral tradition, perhaps like the religion itself. The student also noted that, during a spat towards the end of the relationship, his beau revealed that she had gotten herself in trouble for telling the story to an outsider. It appears that the Cult of Magath cherishes its ability to remain out of the public eye.

>> No.49993133
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>>49992144
I've had some really shitty mexican cleaning ladies in the past, the one I currently have is a saint.
I've been sleeping with her granddaughter since she was 15
Literally since the day after her quinciañera party, which I let them have in my house
All with her abuelita's encouragement
I'm 13 years older than her

>> No.49993161

"Allow"? Unless you're the shittiest of shitty GMs, your players can hire anyone they can afford to, whenever feasible.

>> No.49993204

>>49993161
Its more "Do you allow your players to bring maids on adventures"

>> No.49993427

>>49986166

Someone please tell me what this is from.

>> No.49993788

>>49993427
Japan, presumably.

>> No.49994615
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49994615

>>49990751
We need more Felicia

>> No.49994627
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49994627

>>49994615

>> No.49995540

>>49993133
must be fun being a sugar daddy

>> No.49995554

>>49995540
>>49993133
So, this is that Mexican Sugar Dancing i've been hearing about

>> No.49995586

>>49991882
Great minds think alike anon, I got that fantasy from playing way too much free cities

>> No.49995598

>>49993133
Bullshit. For your sake, I hope, that's bullshit. If not: congratulations, you just confessed to statutory rape.

>> No.49995631
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49995631

I'd take a butler. They're better at handling all the pussy, also the estate.

>> No.49995655

>>49995598
Admission without evidence is worthless. Unless you're in Nippon.

>> No.49995664

>>49958394
They can start with one if they wish. A slightly underpowered squire is always useful, even if he/she will never be able to catch up with EXP

>> No.49995811

>>49993427
Pure Pure.

>> No.49996131

>>49991882
That's great stuff, anon.

>> No.49997042
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49997042

>>49991882
>cummies

>> No.49997066

>>49990137
trees don't grow underwater

>> No.49997497
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>>49991030
>>49991367
Brothers!
>ywn run your fingers along her scars
why even live.

>> No.49997538
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49997538

>This thread

>> No.49997636
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>>49991598
Brown meido bullies YOU

>> No.49997861 [SPOILER] 
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49997861

>>49994615
We need more Flora.

>> No.49997917

>>49993204
I'm an ambassador, so it would be strange for me to travel without a retinue.

The one actual maid I have isn't for magical realm, though. Well, not entirely. She's some elf I hired after she got sacked from the court where I was last appointed. She inherited the position from her mother, but her grotesque udders were considered too unseemly by elvish standards of beauty so the got demoted to the position where no one of importance would have to look at her. Also, she was as dumb as a flywheel and not very good at her job. I use her to 'leak' false intelligence.

>> No.49998036
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49998036

>>49997861

>> No.49998050
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49998050

>>49997861
ok

>> No.49998053
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49998053

>>49997636
I wanna be bullied by older sister meido!

>> No.49998073 [SPOILER] 
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49998073

>>49998036
>>49997861
>Getting shitfaced with flora
Sounds like a fun evening

>> No.49998085
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49998085

>>49997917
>Bimbo elf maid
>Not magical realm

>> No.49998119

And so we turn from bullying meidos to being bullied by meidos.

>> No.49998152
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>>49988645
The cutest!

>> No.49998198

>>49998119
Yes
https://exhentai.org/g/976445/7c6ac5b665/

>> No.49998201
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>>49998152
Too Cute!

>> No.49998209
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>>49998198
>big breasts
>bikini
>blowjob
>dark skin
>defloration
>femdom
>harem
>maid
>oil
>paizuri
>swimsuit

Thank you, anon.

>> No.49998218
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49998218

>>49998152
>>49998201
I want to bully my cute Lucina meido!

>> No.49998225

>>49998218
>Trap Marth

>> No.49998239

>>49998218
>I was a mess after this sex

>> No.49998248
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49998248

This thread is great.

>> No.49998266
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49998266

>>49998053
I wanna bully my older sister meido!

>> No.49998267

>>49958394

Is she sitting on a toilet?

>> No.49998268
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49998268

>>49998225
Marth wishes he could be this cute.

>> No.49998276

>>49998248
>You will never have an entire batallion of Slav meidos who are cute and nice and caring and speak with a slight Slavic accent until their goshujin-sama is in danger, at which point they go full CHEEKY BREEKY and order 227

>> No.49998302
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>>49998267
A wheelchair.

>> No.49998330

>>49998302

OK, that makes sense.

>> No.49998354

>>49960950
about capturing slaves to be your servants? It has potential, especially in conjunction with the maid outfit OP image.

>> No.49998398

>>49996131
>>49997042
Aw, shucks, folks. I'm glad you liked it. Though really I just typed it up in a moment of inspiration after my vibrator battery died.

I hope this doesn't become my Stop Harlequin Cried the Ticktock Man.

>> No.49998431
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49998431

>all this meidoposting and lewd
>tfw your character is your friend's character's retainer/bastard half-brother hired by her father to keep her out of harm's way
>tfw there is no lewd

>> No.49998483

>>49998268
>Well, ONE of us is going to have to change.

>> No.49998613
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49998613

>>49998431
That's right, that's exactly right.

>> No.49998643

>>49998266
Source on this one? I found the other two, but saucenao didn't help here.

>> No.49998647

>>49998085
I said 'not entirely'.

And she isn't exactly a bimbo, bimbos still have enough brain and initiative to put their assets to use. She just happens to have ten pound melons hanging from her chest and one instead of a head. That's the main reason I insisted on hiring her on, she's a living security liability. A lonely, servile clot wracked with self-doubt who has daily access my premises.

>> No.49998675

>>49958394
They can get servants whenever they feel like paying for them.

>> No.49998678

>>49998266

A hot older sister putting on a maid outfit and getting pumped by her brother can be done so many better ways than how that doujin is presenting it.

>> No.49998684

>>49962248
>Mermaid pool girl
Where will she go to poop?

>> No.49998711
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49998711

>>49998678
That one is a pretty great one, art wise and from the older sister's perspective.

The younger brother is the shitty one.

>> No.49998814
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49998814

>>49995540
It is and holding her fate in my hands is an added bonus.
Right now I could help her pay for college and have her work off the debt, I could let her abuela retire and take her in full-time as her replacement, a combination of the two; or I could just marry her but I'm gonna wait on that one for a while, dangle that carrot for a few more years.

>>49995598
Who gives a shit? She's nineteen now and everyone involved is pleased with the results.

>> No.49998854

>>49998814
That's 70% creepy and 30% hot. The "hot" of that would be higher if you hadn't started having sex with her when she was fifteen goddamn years old.

>> No.49998870

>>49998854

Women diddle teenage boys all the time and it's ignored or even celebrated by the media, why should this be any different.

>> No.49998877

>>49958394
I'm not going to tell them how to spend their money.

>> No.49998913
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49998913

>>49998870
Dude, let it go, it doesn't matter, you life sounds great. More than likely, he's just mad and even if he actually does object, who cares?

Post maids, you dork.

>> No.49998925

>>49998913
Don't post boys, that's gay you fag.

>> No.49998975
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49998975

>>49998925
Shut up, whore, Mikoto is a gift from god.

>> No.49999000

>>49998870
>Women diddle teenage boys all the time
In what world are you living?
> it's ignored or even celebrated by the media
That doesn't make it right, you realize.

Don't get me wrong, I love older guys, but 15 is too young for you to be pulling that shit. And I realize it could have been a lot worse, relatively speaking, but I stand by an absolute minimum of 65% creepy.

>> No.49999004
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>>49998975
Mako is cute!

>> No.49999036
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49999036

>>49998975
>>49999004
She's a princess, not a meido!

>> No.49999050

>>49958394
I let players start games with servants.

>> No.49999094
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49999094

>>49999050
I start games with players as servants

>> No.49999101

>>49999050
>>49999094

I play games with players dressed as servants.

>> No.49999104

>>49999094
I'm surprised it took this long for that to come up.

>> No.49999114
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49999114

>>49999004
>>49999036
It's good to know this thread has people with great taste.

>> No.49999140

https://exhentai.org/g/585442/a166372d6d/

>> No.49999160

>>49999140
Shit taste.

>> No.49999169
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>>49999101
>tfw even if I ran Maid RPG I would never get to play it
>tfw even if I got to play Maid RPG I would never get to dress up
I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS

>> No.49999206

>>49999101
I play Settlers of Catan.

>> No.49999215

>>49999206
But do you Catan while you play Settlers?

>> No.49999235

>>49999160
No, that would be scat

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>>49985229
Centaur maids seems like a bad idea, you'd need reinforced floors to handle the weight. It's like how giants couldn't be maids, simply not scaled for human habitats.

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>>49999215
Yes, I Catan.

>> No.49999405
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49999405

>>49998854
>>49998913
>>49999000
I didn't force her to do anything, I didn't pin her to the wall, I didn't blackmail her into it, her granny wasn't there forcing her head down as she choked on my dick and bitter tears of betrayal ran down her face.
She liked me, I liked her, she came on to me, I returned her advances. There was barely any sex during the first year, there was more saccharine romance and buildup like in their telenovelas.

By the way real maids don't wear frilly costumes. They go with soccer jersey, leggings and crocs, underwear optional.

>> No.49999454

>>49999405
>barely any

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>>49999405
YOU'RE NOT POSTING MAIDS THEREFORE YOU'RE WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME.

Shit, you'd think the one thing you do in a maid thread is post maids, this nigga is talking 3DPD shit. Let it go, dude.

>> No.49999478

>"stop injecting your horrible fetishes into our game" the thread

>> No.49999488
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>>49999405
>letting maids choose their costumes
>hiring 3DPD maids with shitty taste in clothing

Also nice blog, senpai.

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49999498

>>49999036
Why are all the best girls named Makoto?

>> No.49999503
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>> No.49999513
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>> No.49999516

>>49999503
Sebas best girl.

>> No.49999518

>>49999405
>there was more saccharine romance and buildup like in their telenovelas
Stories and maids, or you're a lying gringo whore

>> No.49999537
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49999537

>>49999475
Bullet is also cute!

>> No.49999550
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>> No.49999573

>>49999405
>her granny wasn't there forcing her head down as she choked on my dick and bitter tears of betrayal ran down her face
o-oh my

>> No.49999597

>>49999405
>Not making the costume a mandatory part of the job

>> No.49999762
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>> No.49999865 [SPOILER] 
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49999865

Can we talk about torturing and bullying maids again now?

>> No.49999868
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>> No.49999892

>>49999762
I need more of that girl please. For a friend.

>> No.49999939

>>49999235
Everything more deviant than consensual hetero is too /d/ for /tg/.

>> No.49999967
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49999967

>>49999939
>Thinking consensual hetero is allowed on /d/
What do you think we are, savages?
Let me guess, you're into handholding and prolonged snuggling you subhuman.

>> No.50000018

>>49999967
Worse. With entwined fingers.

>> No.50000078

>>49999762
I can't figure out what it's supposed to be, light pink, bipeda with dog-ish style legsl with a really long tail.

>> No.50000143 [SPOILER] 
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50000143

>>49999967
>>50000018
What about Hugging?

>> No.50000265

>>49999036
Sauce, please? Reverse image search is being as helpful as ever.

>> No.50000325

>>49998643
Try TinEye too next time.

[Kuro no Miki] Big Sister's Heart and Spring Sky
https://exhentai.org/g/531240/54841a67a4/

>> No.50000335

>>49999868
Get the fuck out

>> No.50000359

>>50000325
Thanks.

>>49999892
Artist is Hushabye Valley on Tumblr.

>>50000265
Makoto My Princess.

>> No.50000378
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50000378

More arms = more meido

>> No.50000397

>>50000359
Thank you.

>> No.50000425
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>>49999892
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11730

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