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49671063 No.49671063 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

"I have to make a thread on my phone because no one else will."
To that guy who will whine I didn't quote last thread, why the fuck didn't you make a "proper" thread?

>> No.49671085

>No header

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

Previous thread: >>49659281

>> No.49671155
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>To that guy who will whine I didn't quote last thread, why the fuck didn't you make a "proper" thread?
pretty good preemptive strike there

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Made this silly thing as a warm-up yesterday. Enjoy.

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The Boxes of course.

>> No.49671200

>Grand Strategy

>> No.49671239

How hair-raising.

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>> No.49671341


made a boring super powerful build. Beard-Man. some of those powers are awesome and hilarious though.

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>> No.49671436

It's fucking insane. He managed to respond one minute and fifteen seconds after I made the thread.
How the fuck?
Seriously, you must sit there and hit refresh to be that fast. Why didn't you make a thread?

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>> No.49671489

Im pretty sure hes the same faggot. Hes also the only one that cares about the header.

Dont listen to him. Hes probably mentally ill.

>> No.49671500

Because when I started my test the old one was up and when I ended it this one was up. And I posted that from my phone, so you've got no excuse other than being lazy.

>> No.49671529

I'm just shocked someone can be that stupid and autistic. Like he didn't see a link in the OP and his autism immediately kicked in and he had to correct me.
How do these people function in the real world?

>> No.49671552

If I could maintain such a beard it'd be quite a sight indeed. Let's see where this goes.
A thousand years... let's see the future together, beard.
>Fire Magic
Let's burn!
Self-maintaining? Now that's my kind of beard!
Like Samson, only with a beard it seems.

>> No.49671580

Have you read some of these threads? People seem to intentionally misunderstand things just to manufacture conflict.

I only do the CYOAs and thats it. I dont read anything that isnt directly a reply to one of my comments.

This particular thread attracts a lot of losers and autist. Its not the place you want to go to make friends.

>> No.49671584

>I can't do anything right
>Guy calls me out on it
>He must be mentally ill

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There he is.

Dont take the bait anon.

>> No.49671644

If you have any more suggestions for fun, preferably beard-based powers, throw them my way.

>> No.49671661
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Maybe using your beard as an extra limb/whip/flail?

Like how pic related uses her ponytail, but, you know. With your beard.

>> No.49671663

Bayonetta-style hair-based clothing, 'cept with beard hair?

>> No.49671708

control other peoples beards
>Weather control
Beard keeps you warm and lets you control the temperature/weather around you.
>Beard Father
All who look upon your mighty beard will swear loyalty to you.
Your beard attracts all women. You are super charismatic.

>> No.49671711

>Five thousand pixels wide

>> No.49671756

>expexting old content to align perfectly with modern standards/conventions

>> No.49671760

>Immortality, Midas, Superpowers, Fire Magic, JUSTICE

>> No.49671825

Today's the day the meta A doubles the next cyoa's points

>> No.49671863

Yeah it was made when screens were larger. Wrong.

>> No.49671905

No, it was made back when people that made these things didn't really know/care much about the relevant design stuff.

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>posted 15:06:36

>posted 15:06:20

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>> No.49672108

Didn't some anon make a newer version of this? And weren't opinions on it split?

>> No.49672115

Sleek; Midas, Be the Girl, Superpowers, Oracle; both mystery boxes

>> No.49672120

I guess large file sizes take longer to load.

>> No.49672134

Jesus Christ what the fuck.
I'm going to redo the meta CYOA instead.


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>> No.49672178

Is this the latest version of UW? If not, if someone could post it, I'd appreciate it.

>> No.49672209

Good luck anon, remember to post.

>> No.49672225

How does this even work.


Cruiserweight + Heavyweight
Brawler + High Flyer
Slam + Strike (Other)
Testicular Fortitude, Manager, Intimidating, Hardcore, Cult of Personality, Fighting Spirit, Charisma, Rebel, Comeback, Never Give Up

>> No.49672274

Game CYOA:

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>> No.49672301

Look at the file sizes. They're almost the same.

>> No.49672329

Well. Crap, I'm out of explanations.

>> No.49672343

Why even do the meta shit if you don't do the CYOA presented?

>> No.49672365

I think the most likely explanation is differing upload speeds. That or 4chan's servers just screwed up.

Because I'd rather not have to deal with trying to figure out which is the CYOA presented.

>> No.49672391

>Really like the idea of Pride
>But no companion
>And two of three groups want to kick his shit in
Pride has nice powers, but it's unlikely Pride would last very long, unless it had Wrath protecting it's ass the entire time.

>> No.49672408

Or if you play your cards right and slowly grow your power.

Have patience, and you will emerge stronger than before.

>> No.49672487

It would've been the Curses CYOA, as A states that a "choose one" works if there's three options or more. Plus, regardless of post fuckery, it was posted before TT.

>> No.49672511

>it was posted before TT.
The post time says otherwise

>> No.49672552

Regardless of post fuckery, Curses popped up on the board before TT.

>> No.49672594

Let's go with Roleplaying. If Pathfinder is included among the settings, I'll head to Golarion, but if it isn't, I guess I'll try... wait, what's the comfiest D&D setting?

>> No.49672597

Dark God CYOA

Type: Corruptor (6E, 14I)
World: My Own
|Entropic (1E)
\Face of Terror (1E)
\Unhinger (2E)
\Day or Night(1E)
|Fear (1I)
\Knowledge (1I)
(Infact, let me give you a hint. The power comes from knowing what makes people fear. Causing the fear also powers me. Psychological power ove thte masses and the elites; both empower me. I lurk at night and my form only exists at night. I can hasten the night by a hour to form earlier than otherwise.)

\Cultist x2(1E)

Divine Gifts

.\Humanoid (-2I, +7M)
..|(Minion Choices)
..|Form - Transformation (1M)
..|Affinity - Life(1M)
..|Skill - Flight (1M)
..|Skill - Healing(1M)
..|Skill - Perpetual(1M)
..|Skill - Genius(1M)
..|Skill - Attraction(1M)
...\Skill - Hypersenses (Free)
(Angelic concubiones and Advisors for my Allies amoungst the powerful.)
|Wraiths of Wrath
.\Humanoid (-2I, +7M)
..|(Minion Choices)
..|Affinity - Cyber(1M)
..|Affinity - Death(1M)
..|Affinity - Decay(1M)
..|Skill - Ghostly(1M)
..|Skill - Vampiric(1M)
..|Skill - Invis.(1M)
..\Skill - Get Back Up(Free)
(They can kill computer networks, which to modern man appears like a death power. Death and Decay is obvious.)

Underworld: Test of Worthiness (-2I, +10U)
|Volcanic (1U)
|Mountainous (1U)
|Caverns (1U)
|Realm Guardians (1U)
|Changer of Forms (1U)
|Dungeons (1U)
|Steward (2U)
\Citadel (2U)

Two extra infulence points.

>> No.49672622

Post fuckery meant that it was posted after the other, not before.

>> No.49672722

The Meta CYOA was made back when people were not that concerned wioth technicalities. Is /cyoag/ left with autists and nothing else?

The Curses CYOA came first. And I always thought that the 'various' curses under each type were different options.

>> No.49672760

>that episode where the village retard tries to partake in the discussion

Favorite part of the show.

>> No.49672770

It was 1.25; go back to the last two threads.

>> No.49672895

>village retard
Which one is that?

>> No.49672901

starts with M and ends in I.

>> No.49673135

They just hate people who use nicks.

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>> No.49673179

Time to rule the universe with an iron fist.
>Mystery box a
Strange energies are always welcome.
While I don't want to get fat, the powers it provides removes most of the issues.

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>> No.49673202

Upload speeds are irrelevant. The server lists when the file finishes the upload, not when it starts.

It's obviously some glitch that has to do with something else. There's been stuff like this occasionally happening since forever, though admittedly I never saw an entire 16 seconds difference.

>> No.49673205

The craving. The thirst for power has returned. GIVE ME CYOAS SO I MAY SATE IT, ANONS!
Do so, and I might share the details of some of my projects.

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>> No.49673216

Wow, way to give a disincentive. You could hold classes.

>> No.49673234

Does anyone have that Emperor Quest CYOA? Did anyone take a Sun/Moon Priest build?

>> No.49673259

>You could hold classes

I thought people wanted to know about current projects. My mistake.
White Pawn, Black Rook
Now no one can stand in the way of my will. If I want something, I shall take it.

>> No.49673293

beard long
powers imortality, superpowers, fire magic and justice

mystery box B

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>> No.49673530

We're only interested if you're dropping the information without us having to dig for it.

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>> No.49673596

>White Queen
To be a true jack of all trades... what a sight.
>Black Queen
And to look good doing it, too.

In other news, anyone got any CYOAs about golems?

>> No.49673747

Yea I want a Golem cyoa too.

>> No.49673857

>Build name
The titan level threat

Greater Hunter

Waifu Seeker

Non classic element (nature) [2]
Passive: Cell control
Blast: Aspect Transfer

Magic rank 3 [11]
Beastmaster [3]
Precision 1 [1]
Regeneration [1]

Pegasus [3]
Phenix [3]

Namean Robe [6]
Laminar Entwood [5]
Air Belt 1 [1]
Weapon (Spear) [0]

My magic is mostly based around reforming my own body and influencing the cells of others to impair or control them. My blast power takes that to extremes allowing me to transfer traits from one lifeform to another (usually myself) .

I do admit that I'm abusing it to a certain degree, but it said that the specifics of magic were up to your imagination.
My starting combat power is practically nil, but I can steal the abilities from monsters and other hunters, so going exile is my only choice.
To start with I'll take the Phoenix's regeneration power and stamina for myself, and then I'll transfer the Pegasus powers to my entwood armor, and while flying around I'll temporarily transfer the stamina power to to it giving me close to indefinite mach 1 speed.
I'll stack up on powers from various creature, but one of the key ones would be the Roc since It'll allow me to have two elements, and by transferring power to the entwood armor I'll have four power to my disposal.
With time I'll start looking less and less human, but I can hide that for the most part with the robe and armor .
White Rook + Black King

Boost everyone I see with various skills and manipulate the world in various ways without any risk of assassination or accidents; the immortality is nice as well.

>> No.49673938

i like that you made the god damn neccasary header.

Anyone that isn't retarded would.

>> No.49674180

Strength: 7
Defense: 4
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 2
Skill: 4
Bonus: 3 stat points, 2 going into strength and one into health
Stats reflect final totals

Physical: Tempered, Willpower, Flurry, Athletics, Sixth Sense, Enhanced, Nullification
Total Cost: 9
Spiritual: Bloodlust, One With Nature, Monster Within, Binding, Fleet Footed, Killer Instinct, Hybrid
Total Cost: 6
Weaponry: Bladed Arms, Marksmanship, Self Repair, Stamina
Total Cost: 4
Ethereal: Indomitable
Total Cost: 1



Low Housing

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unrelated, can anybody post those trap aesthetics guides? For me?

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also saw one called the Dark City somewhere, never saved it, anybody got it?

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Something about this one really stirs my imagination. Odd, considering how simple it is compared to the multi-pagers we have

>> No.49675083

I just don't like it because it removes the one joy of life, firearms.

>> No.49675134

Flowing Beard. Because why not rock the look?

Flight. Never say no to flight.

Immortality. Seriously, basically a requisite.

Superpowers. One of them would be worth a choice. All four? Easy pick.

JUSTICE! By the power of the Beard!

And so, I become the Bearded Man, savior of the planet! With my mighty beard, I will fight for truth, Justice, and an end to the tyranny of shaving!

>> No.49675161

>Power Transfer

>Elemental Immunity

>Practical Magic

Closest I'll get here to being a clay golem.

>> No.49675192

>Power Transfer
>Power Transfer



It's hard to give up reinforced and chitin armor, but the physical boosts are worth it.

I also go between white magic and practical magic, but the cabin is just too damn useful.

It's also a shame to take Growth without immortality, but regeneration traditionally slows down aging in most media. And if not that, continuum should have some bullshit I can use down the line if it gets powerful enough

>> No.49675251

White Pawn, Black Bishop. Black Bishop is basically moving at 1/300th speed, which for all practical purposes is like stopping time. That should make it pretty easy to take advantage of the effectively infinite growth potential of White Pawn, while still having an amazing superpower.

>> No.49675276

Verdinia sounds pretty much aces. I'm a bit bummed by the giant bugs, but at least they'll be easy to spot.

>> No.49675440

Reinforced Skeleton
Extra Arms

Power Transfer

White Magic

Primarily a magic build - I'm not sure if extra arms will help with magic, but if I ask her and she says it won't I'll swap it over for Chitin.

>> No.49675547

Both Kings.

Going to save this world.

>> No.49675602
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Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention to me, for I have buffed my self a fighter so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly awesomely overpowering large that those's of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the thread, ready or not, here I come, tremble with fear, you mortal fools, bow down before the awesome mightiness of this huge guy I've just made

weight class super heavyweight heavyweight

fighting style high flyer and showman
finishers submission, drop, slam and head attack

signatures throw, aerial attack, leg strike and strike other

alignment and perks specialist, pedigree, alternate finisher, hardcore, cult of personality, manager, fighting spirit, charisma, comeback and dirty pin


>> No.49675606

The adult
Tyrant sword
Iron Shirt
Double hand
Lightfoot Mastery
Qi siphon
Tiger Style

Poisoned weapons
Repeating Cross bow

Mountain Fortress
Hidden valley

More minions
Minion Teamwork
Trustworthy Minions
Informant Network

Free child, loyal
Ritual Attendant

Meddling Monk
Wulin Crusade

>> No.49675608

Suddenly planes don't work right. Economy tanks even harder as aeronautical engineers go back to square fucking one. Good job. Better hope that this weird air doesn't fuck with the weather patterns.

Random people can now control fire. Great. Pyromaniacs and arsonists rejoice.

Pain in the ass fucking animals and plants, but the upside is pretty decent. As long as we can get into biotech pretty quickly.

Millions die on the spot. Population drops to 2 billion within a few years and continues to dwindle for decades, until there's less than 100 million people on the planet. Infant mortality rate goes back up to pre-Industrial levels. Life expectancy: 45. That's 45 in the nice places. It's like 13 in Detroit and Ethiopia.

Fucking retarded Reddit cyoas. It rustles my jimmies.

1/10 got me to respond.

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>> No.49675681

I'm gonna look at verdinia

>> No.49675753

Both Pawns.
Train under someone with the White King. Eventually surpass their static ass. Carry on their legacy. Bring humanity to a Golden Age.

Gotta love Black Pawn.
You could have one body get totally built, and then have that be your main body that all the others are based on. Meanwhile you can do whatever you want to your bodies with no consequence, as long as your careful tokeep one pristine. And magnifies the White Pawn's endless growth to a beastly level. And that's not even mentioning the instant, secure communication lines you could have.

>> No.49676128

I think you're a bit off the mark with Verdinia and Levitanus. Most of the changes Verdinia offers won't be that annoying, considering humanity's already pretty much the rulers of the planet. Bigger lions won't change that. As for Levitanus, the fact that Planes will run differently doesn't mean they can't run at all. If anything, after we get over the initial hump, air travel will be better than ever. Agreed on Brimos and Elderin, though.

>> No.49676420

I am making a CYOA, i have 9 pages, i plan to add ten more, see you before Halloween.

>> No.49676506
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Alright. Hopefully this is within file size.

Finished up the Boxfull of Puppies CYOA I was working on. Full image version 1.0. Hope you folk enjoy it.

>> No.49676596

Good luck hope to see it finished!
and what is it about?

>> No.49676600

Gotta go with the Solar Spitz.

>Subservient Collar
>Gloves of Fecal Command
>Mellow Flowers

What could go wrong?

>> No.49676602

oh, you made an image version. Is the bombdog new?

solar spitz
bludwurst, mellow flowers, bandolier of holding.

I feel like it would be reasonable to pair this with another CYOA.

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>that feel when no friends or bros or anyone to take along with me

>> No.49676628

Basically i am grabbing an old one page CYOA and adding new lore, tons of characters, it's my first CYOA really

>> No.49676667

Nice. You've now got a good doggo that can make you feel good. It's pretty bright, but that's the price to pay for the cure to depression.

I'm pretty sure I've had him from the start. But I did reorder them so they're sort of grouped by theme.

>Everyone's picking solar spitz and using mellow flowers

>> No.49676684

What CYOA are you improving?

>> No.49676788

Shadow World, i will post the pic when i find it.

>> No.49676881

This only image is 7mb, it wastes a lot of space, it has little text, most the images i am doing are 2 mb, with a word count of 1000 per page. thus far i have created 35 characters ... i am good i hope.

>> No.49676958


>Mahou Inu
An intelligent dog that can talk is great. Magic on the side is even better. I'll let him or her name themselves.

>Godsborn Sandals
A godsend for cardio.
>Everlasting Bludwurst
Saves a lot of money feeding my family (including the dog). Drain the blood and have meat every meal (it's even a healthy and balanced diet!).
>Environment Gear
Sure, it protects from extreme environments; but it sounds like it also keeps you comfortably cool at all times.

>> No.49677005

I'm pretty sure that having the Environment Gear on would keep you feeling like you've got a nice fresh breeze running between your legs. Even during the coldest times and the hottest climes.

>> No.49677180

Putting off the images version of cryogenic cyborg?

>> No.49677187

Looks like you have a good base
I really like the dark tone!

>> No.49677198

Box Full of Puppies CYOA:
>Domesticated Kumiho
>Subservient Collar
>Everslack Chain
>Musicker Box
I have no regrets.

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I keep fucking with the numbers and not being satisfied. It's been driving me up the wall.

>pic related

>> No.49677238

Warg is looking pretty uggo. Might have to change my pick.

Got an uncompressed version?

>> No.49677240


Domesticated Kumiho

Subservient Collar
Everslack Chain
Doggy Tesseract Toy

Also Mechapooch's description is missing words at the end.

>> No.49677251

Str: 2
Def: 3
Agi: 6
Int: 6
Ski: 3

Strange Soul

Recall +1 Int
Indomitable +1 Str
Blessed +1 Def
Wings +3 Agi
Unleash +1 Ski
Pocketing +1 Agi

Monster Within

Desert +45
Mountain +30
Underground +15

Beauty 5

Club 5
Bar 5
Training 5
Underground 5
Alchemy 10
Library 10
Market 10
Hot Springs 5
Low 20

10 Tribute left

Partner/Group up focus on buffing allies.

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The pic is what I had for warg, but I'm not entirely satisfied with it.

Augh, fuck. Thanks for pointing it out to me.

>> No.49677287

What the fuck is with all the typos in this?
And that's just the first paragraph

>> No.49677310

What do we need to do to get more than one pupper?

>Brahmin Cattledog
Chill dog for a chill anon.

>Subservient Collar
Immensely useful. Maybe even get my doggo to answer yes or no questions.

>Gloves of Fecal Command
Another got-to-have item. Possibly weaponizable, definitely great at parties.

>Everlasting Bludwurst
Literally better for your doggo than any other dog food on the planet, and tastes great to boot.

I think my second and third choices for dogs would be Solar Spitz and Mahou Inu.

>> No.49677319

Creator is Pakistani.

We're worried about him since he said he'd post progress on his current thing in September.

>> No.49677359

That explains it. I hope he's okay, because I'd like to see this expanded on and the grammar fixed

>> No.49677413




I'm a Spider.

Master Melee Combat
Master Stealth
Master Politics


Spider-Sense, for obvious reasons.
Silk Clothing

Fildenex and Firanar, we Spiders must stick together
Vizera, some Royalty as our friend could buy us some good will
Niocra, whythefuck not, also some Necromancy can help
Waddle, survival is always always useful

Hive War, I'm totally not gonna make my companion Wasp Queen in order to make peace, no sir
Spider Queen, oh FUCK YOU lady!
Ant Infiltration, a Spider drilling Ants in stealth sure why not
Tiny Giant, now this could be interesting
Gang Attacks

>> No.49677536
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I actually really like this one.

Class: Sorcerer
+1 skill point blessing
(3) Catalysts, Arcane, Blink
(3) Barriers
(2) Water, Frost
(1) Combine
(1) One with Nature
(1) Binding
(1) Marksmanship
(2) Indomitable, Blessed
(2) Unleash, Telepathy
(5) Pocketing, Healing, Psionic

(as I understand it I don't have to go straight down the column when picking skills)
So basically I use my telepathy to pick up marks, then lay a trap with Binding. In combat I stun with Psionic Blasts then use powerful prepared Frost spells to beat my enemies.

Bounties: Arachnid, Tiger, Dragon (90)
The former two allow me to fulfill my quotas while the latter is the true reward.

Persona:(5) Beauty
(10)Library, Alchemy
(5)Training, Scavenging
(15)Diner, Hot Springs, Festival
(30) Middle class house
(15) Servant, Attitude, Knowledge (Dragon-girl servant)

And done.

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Fixed a few text bits. Version 1.1 posting. Added Mystery Box

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Mystery Boxfull of Puppies!

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Race: Merrow

Background: Mage Sphere

Combat Proficiencies (+1 from threats):
-Light Bender
-Enchantment (absolutely love this type of magic)

-Ancient Mount
-Bottled Whirlpool

Companions (+1 from threats):
-Hammond (best bro)

Threats: The Maelstrom King, Protect the Princess, Monsters of the Deep

I would actually like to play this RPG.

>> No.49677675
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Domesticated Kumiho

Subservient Collar
Gloves of Fecal Command (yes, I'm lazy as fuck)
Bandolier of Holding

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And just what do you plan to do with them anon?

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>that cockroach

>> No.49677739


Does eating your own semen work?

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Oh, forgot my final stat total.

STR - 2
DEF - 7
AGI - 4
INT - 7
SKL - 3

So basically I'm tanky and have a powerful offense to go with it.

Would definitely want in my party

Probably my rival since we have similar builds.

>> No.49677825

She eats garbage, man.

>> No.49677839


Wait a minute...

What if *I* wear the subservient collar?
If the dog wears it, it'll be able to understand what I'm saying, but it doesn't say it can understand ONLY me, so presumably it lets it empathetically understand speech directed at it in general.

So, theoretically, if I wore it myself, would I then be able to understand the general intent of animals and also other people who speak other languages? Like obviously it's one way so it's not precisely a universal translator or anything, but if I can use it to kinda understand animals or watch foreign movies or something that's pretty damn cool.

Mahou Inu-
Collar- "conversation partner" so the Inu can speak human language to begin with? So, as explained above, I'd try wearing it myself instead.

Sandals sound really usefull.

Subspace Backyard:
1: I DO need the space
2: Infinite trash disposal (Though the thought of falling in scares the shit out of me)
3. Storage: any reason I can't just keep stuff in there? It makes the Bandolier obsolete since I can just dump stuff in there, carry the key and then retrieve it whenever I want.

Otherwise I MIGHT take the Bandolier, but if it only affects weight, then it'll be too small to carry anything that's really all that useful or heavy enough to bother.

Box favor:
Mellow Flowers if she's capable of fluent human speech, a spare collar if not.

Between the two of them, that's a pretty nice spread of spells at my disposal.

Also, to be honest, I really don't like animals normally, so the two with the most potentially human intellect would prevent most of the annoyances I'd have with a simple animal.

Alternately, I might opt for the mechapooch.

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>> No.49677879

Donate them to a local charity. its called "Straight guy who just likes to crossdress and feel pretty but has no question about his sexuality or gender"

>> No.49677880

The creator said he's thinking about a bug waifu DLC because of some anon bitching about it being a 'waifu CYOA' despite only having 11 women to many more male bugs.

>> No.49677950
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I dont know how to use GIMP and it's sitting on my computer doing nothing.

So I'm using paint to make a fun lil silly cyoa where you have to kill terrorists.

please give me ideas for cool weapons, scifi and mundane.

>> No.49677953

There is nothing gay in a guy wanting to feel pretty, dress up in women's clothing and getting fucked in the ass by another guy while being called a little bitch.

>> No.49677977

Pork Missiles.

>> No.49677987

AIDS infected goat launcher.

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not those kind of terrorists, think Cobra Commander Terrorists

but I'll consider it thanks!

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you got everything except the guy. i wouldn't mind being dominated by a tastefully muscular woman. as long as i'm not alwas on the recieving end.

also i got a folder of unnamed oneshots, so whatever i post is gonna be a crapshoot of weeaboo shit to slightly less weeaboo shit, to erotica

>> No.49678038
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Traps - as in confuse the terrorists sexuality and send cute femboys after them.
Alternatively, pigblood laced bullets, there was a story of a general who executed all the terrorists like that so they wouldn't get into paradise.

>> No.49678065

A crazy ninja katana, of course. Everyone wants to be Snake Eyes.

>> No.49678144

Hey, if you don't take the gloves of fecal command, I assume that you're basically wrong.

These are pretty much unscientific folklore, apart from the couch to 5k bit.

Yup. I tried to build most of the items as being extremely useful for more than just taking care of the dog. It works as a universal translator for any creature that wears it.

I probably should specify that the intelligent creatures can understand and learn human languages. And the Kumiho can turn into a human, so it can speak as a human. The Mahou Inu is just magic and can talk like people, because I ain't gotta explain shit.

Aw, you took me home. I hope you enjoy your extra doggy and item.

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>please give me ideas for cool weapons

Just go raid the Ratchet & Clank wiki. That'll give you stuff like:

>The Sheepinator
A raygun that turns enemies into harmless sheep.

>Upgrade: The Black Sheepinator
Occasionally turns enemies into black sheep, which then rush their former comrades before exploding violently.

>> No.49678213

Using Meta-CYOA I claim 400 points.


>Realm Size
>Goblin Population
25,000,000 (Total:26,000,000)

Magic Forestx3
Ravens-6 Points
Goblin Dogsx4
Beastmenx2(1 Free Gatormen)
>Tech Level
Critical Thinking
Free Martial Culture
Spatial Distortion
Evocation(Doesn't have a price, but nothing here is beyond 15, so I'm going to assume 15 to be safe)
>Entrapment Methods

>> No.49678284

Fun fact, the gloves of fecal command are great for hiding dead bodies.

>> No.49678386

Class: Noble
Blessing: +3 Stats (+1 SKL/+1 AGI/INT +1)

[DEF +1/SKL +1]Toughness/Martial Arts
[AGI +2]Flurry/Athletics

[SKL +1]Catalysts
[INT +1]Arcane

[DEF +1]One with Nature/Poisons
[INT +1/AGI +1]Monster Within/Binding/Soul Spirit
Killer Instinct/Hybrid

[SKL +1/AGI +1]Bladed Arms/Marskmanship
[SKL +1/INT +1]Ancient Weapon/Enchantment
All-Seeing Eye

[INT +1/AGI +1]Recall/Pocketing

Hunting Method: Licenses
[+45 Tribute]Underground Caves (Threat Level 3)
[+60 Tribute]Underground Desert (Threat Level 4)

Monster Souls: Ooze/Wurm/Arachnid



STR: 1
DEF: 4
AGI: 9
INT: 7
SKL: 9

Primary Weapon: Ancient Weapon Composite Recurve Bow/Bolt Action Rifles/Shotguns/High Calibre Sniper Rifles/Explosives
Secondary Weapons: Combat knives
Utility Tools: Two Handed Staff with Shovel/Pick/Axe attachments/Grappling Hooks/Net

Go innacave, stockpile a metric shitton of explosives, modern munitions, firearms and arcane ooze/arachnid traps by taking advantage of visitor, gather up a group of like minded /k/omandos, prepare for the culling and dig up an extensive trench and tunnel network.

In order to survive the culling I must become the most horrible monster of them all. Fight dirty fight cheap and apply liberal amounts of explosives, ooze acid and horrible deliberating neurotoxins and venoms and introduce to those poor bastards to all the horrors of trench warfare.

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>Golden Fleece, you may heal others by letting them bask in your opulent mane. Purifies food and water it comes in contact with, meaning you'll never have to worry of being poisoned. Beard is automatically blonde, no exceptions.

> Pocket beard, lets you hide objects or other items in your beard as a storage device. For the man on the go.

And of course, the power to bestow temporary beards upon others (with or without powers)

>> No.49678519

Brahmin Cattledog
Subservient Collar
Gloves of Fecal Command
Everlasting Bludwurst
>Mystery Box
Solar Spitz
Mellow Flowers

Time to both chill out and get my shit together.

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Dude... it's pretty chill, dude. That's actually an interesting build. The Brahmin Cattledog and Solar Spitz isn't a combo I thought of.

Thanks for taking me home!

>> No.49678630

Dog: Mahou Inu
Items: mellow flowers, everlasting bludwurst, bandolier of holding
Mystery box: Brahmin Cattledog, subservient collar (mostly for making communicating with the zen dog slightly easier)

>> No.49678764

Dark God CYOA

Manipulator (8E, 12I)
World: My Own
|Shapeshifter (1E)
|Illusionist (1E)
|Pillar of Hope (1E)
|Unearthly Form (Free)
.\Twin Threat (2E)
|Monuments (1I)
|(Any building devoted to Gambling, Drinking, Whoring or Dancing (the last two are required) may be a monument to "Lust". Her symbol can also be made into a statue, a smaller monument. Her symbol also is on various buildings, much like Slaan's symbol is put everywhere.) She also allows her symbol to be tattooed on women's left breast. However, onlyt eh beautiful will be allowed to upgrade this - and once accepting divine gifts - having the tattoo turned into shallow yet thick branding on their left breast. Their bodies so modified become a 'monument' to her.)
.\Souls (1I) (On occasion, she takes a soul sold to her employ. Either a girl, gifted with divine gifts later, or a young woman who offers their soul in return for beauty and security [requirements for secuure life.])
|Leader (Govenor of Rhode Ieland, 197?-; Free)
|Courtesan x2 (Most Famous Whores of RI; 2I)
.\Inventor (Inventor of Adult Toys and Entertainments; 1I)
Divine Gifts
|Beauty (1I)
|Resilance (1I)
.\Immortality (1I)
.\Humanoid (2I; +7M)
..|Form - Transformation (1M)
..|Skill - Speed
..|Skill - Healer
..|Skill - Toughness
..|Skill - Perpetual
..|Skill - Genius
...\Skill - Attractive
.\Test of Worthiness (2I; +10U)
..|Forest (1U)
..|Ocean (1U)
,,|Organic (1U)
...\(A Living Jungle filled with phallic plant tentacles and areas without phallic plants for tribes of denizens of the realm.)
..|Manifest Deity (1U)
..|Realm Guardians (1U)
..|Legendary Beasts (1U)
...\(Unicorns, Wolves, Pegasi, Tigers, Lynx, Cheetas, Onyx Panthers, Dolphins with larger dicks and less ejaculation pressure...)
,,|Servants (1U)
..|Gladiators (1U)
...\Steward (2U)

In short, a goddess of Whores and Dancers who loves all sin and who's 'temples' in more civilized places are buisnesses.

>> No.49678796

Should I be worried that I read >These ears feel funny.. D-don't pet them, you ass! as >Please seduce me to the darkside by petting fluffy ears?

>> No.49678820

This is very unique. Really unique art. Graphics are good, too. Very calming. This isn't the first time you've done graphics work I take it?
>Domesticated Kumiho
I swear, I won't >touch fluffy tail
Brahmin Cattledog was also an option. I wish you had named the Alchemical Goodog "Godog" so it's name would be a palindrome.
You forgot a sentence under Mechapooch "so you might want to be"
Oh you...

>Environmental Gear
So the Kumiho isn't nude when she turns into Human.
>Doggy Tesseract Toy
I think she'll get more enjoyment out of this than The Stick. It can also be used by me, and her in Human form.
>Musicker box
We can switch between who uses it on who.

I'm gonna end up without my liver, aren't I? But who can say no to a domesticated fox who can also be a foxgirl?

>> No.49678895

tfw when nobody ever wants to comment on your builds.


>> No.49678912

I don't really see a need for more dogs. I only have so much time, and I don't think I can look after two.
Sorry, Dog girl, I don't think I can let you stay with me, even for two weeks. I'm pretty sick right now, I don't want to infect you. Also you'd have to sleep on my couch, but if the Kumiho prefers sleeping in Human form you'll have to share it with you.
Besides, there's already two others who will let you stay with them.

>> No.49678987

I imagine if you follow this guide you'll just look like a guy who never skips leg day.
The diet shit is psuedo science bull shit. It may increase your oestrogen and decrease your testosterone, but it's not going to be enough to have any visible impact on your body.
The training will help you reduce your weight and get a nicer butt, kind of making you look more feminine, but the only proper ways to feminise your body are to go on HRT (not ideal if you don't want tits, but why would you not), and corset training (which is potentially very dangerous).

>> No.49679035


>goddess of Whores

That's a terrible title.

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Free Soul (Dragon)


>Physical (2)
Toughness / Martial Arts

>Spiritual (9)
One w/ Nature / Bloodlust / Poisons
Monster Within / Soul Spirit
Killer Instinct / Hybrid

>Weaponry (5)
Bladed Arms / Marksmanship
Ancient Weapon
Stamina / All Seeing Eye

>Ethereal (3)

>Stat Totals:
WS 7

Dragon / Hydra / Phoenix

>Licenses (+100)
Ancient Coast
Ancient Desert

>Persona (-10)
Physiology (Viera)

Forge / Library / Alchemy / Market (-40)
Training / Fortune / Scavenging (-15)
Diner / Hot Springs (-10)
Club / Bounty / Underground (-15)
Inn (-10)

Similar idea to >>49678386, except as a pretty bunny girl. Use the library, forge, & alchemy store to outfit me with loads of guns. My special Ancient Weapon is a preternaturally accurate, exceptionally long range air rifle with a self sustaining air compressor for me to load full of all sorts of toxic goodies. Plus a good sword and shield to fall back on if the need arises.

I'm nearly impossible to get the drop on with my 360 degree full on fucking Predator vision. And once in combat I am also nearly impossible to put down with my hardy defenses, extreme self healing, and ability to sap enemies of their own strengths to augment my own. All of which will serve me well come the Culling.

>> No.49679066


Mahou Inu
Subservient Collar
Gloves of Fecal Command
Everlasting Bludwurst

>Mystery Box
Domesticated Kumiho
Bandolier of Holding

Sweet, I'm getting a magical dog and for at least two weeks, a dog girl roommate that's actually a mage and alchemist. Not that I'm entirely sure where I'd put her. Him. It. Them. I'm gonna want to learn me some magic though, especially whatever spell put the mage in that situation because shapeshifting is always my go-to ability so I am full of want. Surely they wouldn't just crash and dash, would they? I can promise no molestation, including no unwanted ear scratches or head pats.

Also added bonus: I can watch any show or movie without subtitles now. Even better, infinite blood sausage that, by description, already tastes delicious and meets my nutritional needs. Bandolier of holding is too good to pass up, even though I'm fully aware just how rare it is that I'll need to use it and I'm not actually sure of the size so I don't even know what I could fit inside of it. Either way, object of study once I get my magic learning on. If I can't learn magic because reasons, then maybe my mahou inu can figure it out and we can make proper bags and the like. My only regret is not getting the subspace backyard too, for the exact same purpose. But maybe studying the bandolier can help figure out how pocket dimensions work.

>> No.49679075

>look like a guy who never skips leg day.
Oh no it will not. It will make you skinnyfat and weak.
>no protein
>more soy and alcohol
>weigh training = bad
The training is bodyweight trash with no progression or volume. I mean for fucks sake, 5 minutes per day?

Do some fucking squats, do some fucking deadlifts, do some fucking barbell hip thrusts.

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Mystery Box B

>be me
>believe in becoming an Overman

>> No.49679161

>all protein comes from red meat and pork
If you say so.

admittedly i only glanced over the exercise parts and I'm tired as fuck so yeah you probably would end up skinny fat regardless

>> No.49679277

>why would you not
Cute, feminine boys = good
Hormonal monster with tits = disgusting

>> No.49679286

This one i like

Strength: 1+1 +1+1+1+5=5(10, overdrive)
Defense: 2 +1 =3
Agility: 3+1 +1+1+5 =6(11, overdrive)
Intelligence:2 =2
Skill: 4+1 +1+1+1+1 =10
Stat points

Physical: Tempered, toughness, willpower, enhanced, martial arts, flurry, athletics, overdrive

Spirtual: Bloodlust, monster within, killer instinct, fleet-foot, binding

Weponry: Bladed arms, ancient weapon, stamina

Etheral: Indomitable, unleash

Coup de grace hunter. Find, bind, and kill, preferably with one strike.


Age, Beauty

Diner, Bar
Bounty, Gambling
Upper house

>> No.49679291

I don't think everyone wants lumpy ham thighs, my /fit/izen friend.

>> No.49679422
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>lumpy ham thighs
How dare you.

Then just do barbell hip thrusts if you only care about butt, and not about amazing, aesthetic legs.

>> No.49679430

If you couldn't win as Pride in the original CYOA then you'd have to be top tier garbage or have the worst rng in the world. He is by far the strongest with even the tiniest bit of luck.

>> No.49679439

yes and that one is garbage

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>> No.49679469

Solar Spitz. A magic depression treating dog sounds absolutely perfect.

Subservient Collar. That'll make training a hell of a lot easier.

Godsborn Sandals. This will help me get in shape for nice marathon-long walkies.

Subspace Backyard. I have an apartment. Enough said, really.

Help the Dog-Girl. I don't want an extra dog, though. I don't have the ability to take care of more than one. However, I will take that Bludwurst. I don't know what a Solar Spitz eats, but I'm willing to bet this is better than commercial food.

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>> No.49679635
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>The Elder
6 tech 3 weapons 4 minion perks
>Striking Snake Style
>Lightfoot Mastery
>Faceless Cosmos Prana
>Qi Siphon
Stealth, agility and qi sucking!
>Fairy Sleeve Style+Sublime Force
great combo for irresistible projectiles.
>Concealed Darts
>Healing Salve
>Living Vampire
>Pleasure Boats
>Covert Minions
>Informant Network
>Tame Beasts
>Corrupt Magistrate
>Roving Magistrate

I've never seen prostitutes in a wuxia story.
So my character is an old madam who operates luxurious pleasure boats.
Some of her courtesans double as spies and assassins. She slowly, discreetly expands her power but a lone Magistrate has seen through her facade.
Oh also, she retains her youthful looks by sucking the qi and life out of vigorous kung fu practitioners.

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>> No.49679807
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I should really start saving more cyoas.

>> No.49679847

angle and robot...
fuck you

>> No.49679909
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What did you want me to post?
I seriously have like ten cyoas, I need to start saving them.

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>> No.49679985

magic trumps all
floating islands are awesome

the language about Persis is not super clear btw

>> No.49680084

Enjoy getting to gerbil her.

>> No.49680111

gerbils are hot dude

>> No.49680134
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Mox is nevr not the right answer.

>> No.49680181

telekinesis but with beard hair

>> No.49680186

You're a terrible priest.

>> No.49680206
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I used to do CYOAs a year or so ago, and I found this one that was 75% done, so I did a final push and finished it.
It's a bit basic and uneven in tone, but it will do more good here than rotting on my hard drive.

>> No.49680365

My instinct is to go with Level 3 Mind Diver and Level 3 Flesh Artist.

Absolute Territory is a pretty neat idea that I considered taking. I also like the Pocket Universe option, but I'm always overwhelmed by the possibilities and would feel like I'm wasting it.

That said, if you have Flesh Artist and Level 3 Pocket Universe, does the Flesh Artist's shaping ability override the rule that you can physically change the denizens of the pocket dimension after they're created?

>> No.49680379

>That said, if you have Flesh Artist and Level 3 Pocket Universe, does the Flesh Artist's shaping ability override the rule that you can physically change the denizens of the pocket dimension after they're created?
Yes. I'll make that clear if I update it.

>> No.49680416

Cool. That opens up the possibility of combining Flesh Artist with Pocket Universe (both Level 3) to have a safe place to shape people as you please

Of course, without mind diver that's kind of pointless since you could change their bodies, but they'd know what's going on. Unless....you got good enough with Flesh Artist to alter the brain and the hormones/chemicals within. Yeah, it's not as clean as Mind Diver but someone with a strong understanding of body chemistry might be able to make it work

>> No.49680427

Knowing /cyoag/, if he hasn't been so blatant about it he'd have already gotten a gallon. That CYOA seems tailor made to infuriate as many people here as possible.

>> No.49680434

I feel like the pictures always bias me too much to make an intelligent decision. I gravitate towards the one with the biggest tits

>> No.49680450

Would that be Shani or Ariel in this case?

>> No.49680460

Society Manipulation 4 and Mind Diver 2
Finally I can mould civilisation into my ecosocialist utopia. Don't worry about global warning or war or exploitation guys. I got it.
Also I'm a creepy body snatcher!

>> No.49680494

Same. I immediately ignore all fatties and non-whites. I mean, what's even the point in reading them when I could never be attracted to them physically?

>> No.49680510

>Effect biology that doesn't cause immediate outwards changes
so what can I change? can I make people healthier? more or less fertile?

>> No.49680549

Arielle. Which is the sad truth of being a breast man to a fault. Sometimes the best ones are attached to something you don't particularly like.

>> No.49680642

Fictionland 4.
Absolute Territory 2.

Literally infinite possibilities, and the power to have whatever I need to make things more interesting.

>> No.49680681

You'd be the only real person though, with nothing stable to hold on to.

>> No.49680701

You're the only one who gave him/me/whoever else it was a gallon, you moron.

I can STILL never tell if I should act as if you're talking about me or not, because half the time you accuse me of shit, the other half you accuse other people of being me, and apparently now you've also started commiserating with me about how terrible I am.

>> No.49680725

Uhh, what?

>> No.49680744

If it wasn't really meant for you, then ignore it. If you're only pretending, then you know it was, so carry on being a dipshit at your leisure.

>> No.49680753

Did you read the premise? Our universe is also simulated. Nobody is real, not even me.

>> No.49680916

>Domesticated Kumiho
>Subspace Backyard, Mellow Flowers, Ryder's Saddle

>> No.49681141

but what would you even... do?

>> No.49681181

Not that anon, but I'll tell you what I'd do.

There aren't really enough points to perfect this concept, but you need a mix of Pocket Dimension, Flesh Artist, and Mind Diver. You create a "Workshop", where you bring people into your pocket dimension and reshape their body and mind as you see fit. If their is genetic inertia to the changes, you can create your very own eugenic studio!

So what if your reality is a simulation? What difference does that make? You still feel, you still think, and you are still you. The only thing the knowledge adds is either a lack of morality since you've been handed proof that none of this really matters (though honestly you should already know that) or you become even more moral knowing that higher beings are watching you.

>> No.49681232

Is this true autism?

>> No.49681247

>You create a "Workshop"
then what? create your waifu?

>> No.49681298

Post the CYOA with the pink background and perfect waifus with one major flaw, and find out for yourself.

>> No.49681351

Nah. I'm a strong believer that finding a perfect waifu is like chasing a sunset.

Hell, even if you could create your perfect waifu right now, do you truly believe she'd still be your perfect waifu ten years from now? Or even one year? You'd change over time and she wouldn't. And if she had the capacity to change, who is to say it would be along the lines you'd prefer? Might as well get a real girl at that point.

However, I would absolutely engineer a member of the opposite sex to keep me company. And when I'm ready for a change of pace, put them in a form where they can succeed and be happy on their own, set them free, make a new one. I may be an amoral slut, but I'm not a monster

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>> No.49681384

if you care about the happiness of your creations are you truly amoral?

>> No.49681421

Oooh, like the new version.

>> No.49681439

TE CHAINS OF THE META ARE OFF!!! Next cyoa is chosen by the meta A for double the points

>> No.49681441
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I really enjoyed this one, anyone got something similar?

>> No.49681443

That's pretty dumb. All you're going to get is possibly someone argue that it doesn't make them a monster.

>> No.49681453

Maybe selfish is the real term. I'm improving humanity via eugenics and I'm also improving the lives around me in a direct fashion, but it is all ultimately for my pleasure and entertainment.

When it comes down to it, I'd be violating the minds and body of others, subverting their free will, and using them as I please. I might not be a monster, but I'm sure as shit not a good guy.

>> No.49681610

Freaking psycho works for me.

>> No.49681661

What would I do? Literally everything.

>> No.49681696

>being so selfish you'd rather curse an innocent woman with a permanent handicap because you can't handle the drawback hurting yourself
There's no argument to be had, monster.

>> No.49681726

still a typo in the slipsuit "TVery."

>> No.49681727

It says you're selfish, not that you're a monster. Those two are quite different things.

>> No.49681768


>Loosen Change (at will) : Permanently transforms a nonliving object into it's value in small change,

>Pick something light but fairly valuable.
>Create a greater mass than it was before in change
>Potentially infinite energy

Heck, maybe you could turn all the air in a room into coins. Great stuff.

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You know what this CYOA needs?

>> No.49681818

+3 to strength
>everything in physical
>Bloodlust and Monster Within
>Wolf, Hydra, dragon

The other crap don't matter, maybe monster girl waifu and training shit, but basicly power the fuck up, turn on disabling magic, and 1 shot scrubs relying on baby magic for fights.

Use monster within to get the aspects of hydras, when a limb becomes worthless from being overused, I'll just cut it off and get a new one.

>> No.49681837

I'm curious, would people actually want to see that?

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>> No.49681898

>Putting useful links in the OP is autism
I see you've got zero experience with generals. Here is a tip: lurk.

>> No.49681913

Is that from the guy who made Houkago Play or something?

>> No.49681982

Alright, let's work this one backwards, since the bigger powers should shape what smaller ones I want...

Level 3

I'm not the type of guy to stand out and be an all-powerful wizard. I just want to live comfortably

Level 2
>Private Sanctum
>Black Tentacles

I really just want the tentacles for defense. Heal and Sanctum are all around good choices, but I worry about the method for accessing Sanctum not being very secure.

Level 1
>Summon Meal
>Dimension Door

Good combos for living peacefully and easily

>> No.49682080

It already was, but by a different person. With the original creators permission or approval, of course.

>> No.49682091

>That one
Which one?

>> No.49682094



>> No.49682101

Scorching Ray
Mage Armor
Call Swarm



>> No.49682145

Potato gun.

>> No.49682350

Pocket Universe 4
Absolute Territory 2

The "real" universe is a simulation anyway. Why take Fictionland when you can take Pocket Universe? Just create super-intelligent and loyal minions to construct a Matrioshka Brain (giant computer) out of raw materials. Indeed, since you can manipulate the laws of physics, you can probably accelerate the speed of light, safely disperse heat, and recycle energy used. That means you can potentially run 3.X solar masses of energy all the time. That is a fucking huge amount of energy to run your own simulations, to the point that you can probably accurately simulate every detail of a galaxy-spanning civilization.

If you want you can use a fraction of your computation and species' intellect to invent numerous technologies for "real" Earth to use. Fusion, panacea, safe AIs - enough to catapult them to the stars. Absolute Territory 2 lets you save them from the heat death.

Live forever in your pocket universe, exploring countless simulated galaxies and worlds.

>> No.49682365

The rest should be posted right at the start of the thread.

>> No.49682395

Pocket Universe 3 gives you Absolute Territory already, just with half the tonnage limit of Absolute Territory 4

Might as well spend your points elsewhere.

>> No.49682418

There is a more "recent" pdf version (recent being around 2 years old). It sparked quite the bit of discussion, some interesting builds came out of it.

>> No.49682427

I'm a bugfucker, so sure. I don't imagine there's too many of those around. I know Muscle Wizard Anon would agree though.

>> No.49682445

Monster Dungeon guy still going to do the Halloween update?

>> No.49682447

And that's the first problem I saw. Also Hercules cleared the stables by redirecting river flows.

Domesticated Kumiho
Subservient Collar, Everlasting Bludwurst, Mellow Flowers

I'll let you stay as long as you want if you can find a way to turn me into a girl as well.

>> No.49682557

Pocket Universe 4 is important - all of its benefits are useful.

50,000 square meter size limit is extended to 1 light year. Or 8.951e+31 square meters.

50,000 ton limit is extended to 4 suns worth. Or 7.956e+27 tons.

Normal physics can be broken with magic.

All of those allows absurdly huge computers to run on absurdly huge amounts of energy. To give you a sense of how much energy that is, it is the equivalent of how much 1.989e+21 suns would give off in a second.

That's a lot of suns. It's a lot of energy to run simulations far, far, far bigger than Fictionland 4 allows.

>> No.49682605

I think you misunderstand, I'm not saying don't take Pocket Universe 4. I'm saying don't take Absolute Territory since it comes with Level 3 and above of Pocket Universe.

>> No.49682635

Whoops, you're right. Read over your post too quickly.

Yeah, Absolute Territory 2 is just throwing a bone to the "real" world. Conjuring rare materials and such. I don't really need or want any of the other powers.

>> No.49682720


Faceless Cosmos Prana
Lion's Roar

Death Zither

Forbidden Love
Life Debt

Pleasure Boats
Hidden Valley

More Minions
Tame Beasts

Loyal Regent
Ritual Attendant
Undercover Lieutenant
Childhood Friend
Chained Grandmaster

Rival Sect
Wulin Crusade

The plan is to quickly wipe out the competing cult with our superior forces and territory while also directing the Avenger's attention onto the Grandmaster. As the Crusade nears offer freedom/control of the cult to the Master but secretly move all important operations to remains of the defeated cult. By careful use of proxies, Faceless Cosmos, Lion's Whispers and Lightfoot visits not many could identify me and if a few could who'd believe that a qi-less kid could mastermind all this?

>> No.49682976

Chalice and Mox have top-tier stuff
But I can't stand Mox's kink, so Chalice it is.

>> No.49683051

There's literally nothing wrong with not having a thread for a while. This isn't like /vg/ where it'll be declared dead forever if people can't find one in the catalog.

>> No.49683118

Flowing beard.

Immortality and Super Powers, to be as a god.
Trimming, for convenience.
Oracle, so that I can approximate the feeling of a dream.

>> No.49683253

Cattledog, for the temperament. Bludwurst, to save money. Subspace backward because my tiny patio's not really enough. Mellow flowers would fit fine though.

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Str- 1
Def- 7
Agi- 6
Magic- 9
Skill- 3

-Fox Soul

*Time Warp

*One With Nature
*Monster Within


-Ancient Forest
-Twilight Ruins
*85 Crown Points

-Physiology (-5)
-Beauty (-5)

-Library (-10)
-Alchemy (-10)
-Market (-10)
-Healing (-5)
-Training (-5)
-Diner (-5)
-Hot Springs (-5)
-Club (-5)
-Low Living Accommodation (-20)

>> No.49683370
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But anon... There always must be a CYOA general.
Because atleast one anon is going to piss himself if there is no new thread.

>> No.49683433

**Change ancient forest to desert**
**Add bar and bounty to resources**

>> No.49683453

Aw, why am I covered in urine, now?

>> No.49683569

>No hot aryan nazi girl
Nice try, Shlomo

>> No.49683627
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No idea.

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Read it. I don't see why it's garbage. Sure, some of the choices are a little unbalanced, but otherwise it seems to be an improvement over the previous one.

>> No.49683691

fictionland level 1
absolute territory level 1
society manipulation level 1
mind diver level 2
pocket universe level 1

>> No.49683943

Drink the Blue Elixir, give the Red Elixir to my girlfriend. Destroy the Green Elixir.

>> No.49684014

Drink green
Give red and blue to siblings

>> No.49684196

IIRC, all the other sins but Pride get bonuses.

>> No.49684225

Drink Green
Give Red to my friend who wants to rule the world
Give Blue to another of our friends
Run the secret police for Red Friend.
Live like someone who rules the world, but with less work.

>> No.49684304

The autism is waiting for people to make a thread that displeases you just so you can whine at them.

>> No.49684383

I could have sworn autism was yelling at people for something almost 24 hours later, but apparently its just an illiteracy thing.

>> No.49684438

Yeah, I mean, who can't even tell the difference between a period and an exclamation mark? Weirdos.

>> No.49684513

Use the Blue Elixir and ascend to "Thing that go Bump in the Night"
Destroy the Green Elixir cause dont trust anyone with that shit.
Hide Red Elixir in a haunted dungeon for stupid brave souls.

>> No.49684525

> All those dogs
> Not a single cute one to cuddle with during cold winter nights.


>> No.49684633
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>Not cuddling with your eternally devoted warg
>Not snuggling up to your depression-curing solar Spitz
>Not lovingly embracing your cute domesticated kumiho
>Not having your space heater mechapooch keep things warm
>Not using your hellhound to cook marshmallows and warm your hot chocolate
>Not enjoying a comfortable conversation with your mahou inu about snow and weather patterns
>Not having your were wolfdog shift into the fluffiest fluffbutt to lay on top of like a giant pillow
Your imagination is pretty shit, fampai.

>> No.49684647

is it pic related?

>> No.49684706

1 or 3. i'm leaning more towards 1 because of magic and the motherly attitude, but god damn that scar on 3 is giving me the vapors.

>> No.49684722

It was always the best and never needed one.

>> No.49684740

Getting closer, but there is an even more recent version with perks one can buy for spell points.

>> No.49684758

that one? http://imgur.com/a/r6mx4

>> No.49684762


>> No.49684900

best version
prove me wrong

>> No.49684952

dubs has spoken

>> No.49685003

With this one, I'd go...

Grand Sanctum (8)

Energy Drain (6)

Feather Charm
Venus Hex
Homeward (0)

The purpose is explore the Sanctum's depths, hunting for more power and/or artifacts. Maybe I'd even keep my normal job and just go exploring at night. All of the other spells were chosen with the intention of serving and treasure hunting. Energy Drain is really my only offensive spell, but I'm in good shape and can fight. I'll hope to find a good weapon or new spell

>> No.49685163

I'd cheat on me with Tyrone.

>> No.49685203

How many companions is too many? Will you even read them all?
I'm starting to feel like I'm wasting time writing all these people... especially the dudes.

>> No.49685226

I'm still mad we didn't get that black ubermensch as a mystery box.

I find that even if one person enjoys the companions I write its worth it. But that's just me.

>> No.49685244

It's the only version that lets me get internet and such in my comfy pocket dimension, so it's the best one by default.

>> No.49685255

It depends. Can you string enough tantalizing details that flesh out the setting through their back stories? Because if you can, then I'd read hundreds. If you can't, then I'll probably go after whichever has the most appealing picture associated with it.

>> No.49685311

>Will you even read them all?

Yes. I always read every companion in a CYOA that has them. Yes, even the guys. But if you really don't want to make them, then don't. It's not even a question.

>> No.49685429


Who would ever want it? Why?

>> No.49685486


Is this like a twist on that story where Humanity finds out that their whole existence is a simulation and hacks their way into the real world?

>> No.49685505

The simulation one level up, you mean

>> No.49685517

Whores? Men who crave whores?

>> No.49685520

No, it's not that kind of cyoa. I wish, it'd be so much easier.
Neat. I'm definitely feeling not adding any dudes.

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Here, what I was talking about.

>> No.49685555

I take the title Whore happily. It means I'm successful at what I'm trying to do.

>> No.49685578

Anon, this is a fucking huge trope in both entertainment and philosophy that goes back centuries. I really have no words if you genuinely thought that there's this one story about that kind of thing and that's it.

>> No.49685603


Well, it's the only instance I've found. Can you give me some examples?

>> No.49685620

Descartes for the philosophy angle, and the Matrix for the story angle.

>> No.49685623

The Matrix for starters.

>> No.49685634

It's funny that we need to have conversations like this even though some of 4chans favorite memes spring from it, like muh redpil.

>> No.49685636


Oh yeah, I've never thought of it like that.

>> No.49685671


What does the real world not being real have to do with the red pill?

>> No.49685673

Clever, #64322781. He still has to believe the illusion for a few more days.

>> No.49685701

If it wasn't US, then YOU wouldn't be responding to ME :^)

>> No.49685723

The red pill is the choice that brings Neo out of the matrix. If he chose the blue pill then he'd have stayed in the illusionary world he knew.

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>> No.49685782

Mistakes makes him think it's other people responding to him.

>> No.49685783

Tell me some omes gna make a golem cyo plz

>> No.49685811


It's not like this sort of shit didn't exist before the Matrix. Red pill is simply a convenient way to call it.

>> No.49685821

Are you just pretending or something? Serious question here.

>> No.49685827


You got a point?

>> No.49685835

No, it wasn't a rhetorical question.

>> No.49685855

There's two Bionicle cyoas, that's kinda the same thing. If you want something more specific you'll have to make it yourself.

>> No.49685868


So what are you saying?

>> No.49685882

Nothing, I'm asking.

>> No.49685904


The right questions, I hope.

>> No.49685930

I don't think it matters when you refuse to answer.

>> No.49685932

>i can become a badass alchemist/sorcerer/psychic
>floating islands
>Nero is hot qt
>shapeshift means i can have tentacles, and all sorts of monster girls

Honestly, how much more best can she become?
Waifu taken, thanks.

>> No.49685950


What am I refusing?

>> No.49685973


>> No.49685993


I hate shapeshifters so much.

>> No.49686018



>> No.49686025

The question I asked, rephrased, was if you are just pretending to be stupid or not.

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>> No.49686069

Yeah, I figured.

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>> No.49686364

Does anyone know what CYOAs give you the option to link into other CYOAs (other than Jumpchain)?

There are at least three that I can think of - 10/10 (John-Paul Sartre), Paperwork Error (Special Request), and Raven of Happiness - Feather Shop (Party Pass)

>> No.49686397

One of the rewards in this one is basically that.

>> No.49686464

Meta option A kind of does, but I'm sure that's not what you're looking for. Not many other CYOAs give an explicit option to link to other, separate CYOAs.

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this one does

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>> No.49686749

There needs to be more shit like this around.

>> No.49686794

Yeah. It really brings certain CYOAs to life, I wish there was more like it.

>> No.49686948


>> No.49686981

What was the name of that CYOA where could be
either the spymaster, captain of the army or bodyguard of a king?
It was pretty long, with many kingdoms, traits and companions.

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Am I cool yet

>> No.49687026
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Royal Guardian

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>> No.49687055

I wondered what happened to kWay. He promised to make more CYOAs. A space one now I think?

>> No.49687184

When she murders someone, will it be trackable back to either her or you? If not, the yandere option is clearly the best one.

>> No.49687212

You're a terrible person anon. Both in make-believe and in internet reality.

>> No.49687271

It's a terrible CYOA, anon. Birds of a feather, I suppose.

Though I am curious, which one would you pick?

>> No.49687276

He is right though, that drawback doesn't hurt you(unless it can be tracked and she will go to jail). People are getting killed every day in any city and we usually don't care unless we know them, so what if you personally know the killer.

>> No.49687295

The money one.

>that drawback doesn't hurt you
You're both terrible.

>> No.49687303


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>> No.49687356

Do you imply that you somehow care about random strangers that are killed on the street, starving children in africa etc.? I mean we all rather would want for it to not happen, but ultimately we just ignore it most of the time.

>> No.49687375

They're not random strangers, they're murders one step away from you. You're an accessory to every single one just by knowing about it and not reporting your waifu, and possibly worse depending on what happens in the future. Not to mention morally responsible for their deaths.

>> No.49687466
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>You're both terrible.

Well, compared to cancer, HIV/AIDS, cucking, wasting my money and potentially getting ourselves in inescapable debt, being an obnoxious twat who can't agree to disagree, disgusting fetishes, a turkey so cold it would shatter when you drop it, and the entire world potentially ending by random chance blinding people doing dangerous shit, a girl that murders some random unknown person every 30-ish days is the least terrible option in my eyes.

The CYOA is purposefully a lose-lose situaton where all the options are terrible. Some are just less horrible than others.

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I fixed up some of the stuff that was mentioned in this thread and found a better picture for the Warg. Lovely fluffbutt.

I also changed where the outlines on the letters were, which made it much more legible. It should be easier to read.

>> No.49687509

Really? Because I'm pretty sure a reasonable person with even the faintest interest in not being an immoral piece of shit would say that the killer option is by far worse than all of the others put together ten times over. It's not even the same realm of terrible.

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Mystery Box update.

>> No.49687525

Friend, you're getting far too worked up about this. Don't burst a blood vessel on something that doesn't actually exist.

>> No.49687548

>u mad xD
Friend, I'm not getting worked up about it at all. We're frankly discussing CYOAs. That's what this place is for.

>> No.49687549

You repost that garbage every other thread just so you can masturbate to repeating this exact same argument when people pick something you don't like. Why? What made you this pathetic?

>> No.49687561

I'm doing it to please you.

But no, really, I saw some other people discussing it and jumped in. I already talked about YOU in this thread earlier, if you wanna know though.

>> No.49687571

I highly doubt you have, because the only post I've made in this thread before now is about Quiet.

>> No.49687574

>make and post a build to declare a desire to learn me some magic
>it actually gets added in

You. I like you.

Also, maybe I should point something out that I meant to bring up before but forgot. Everlasting Bludwurst, "This bad contains an endless rope of bloody meat." Bag?

>> No.49687577

The Spymaster

Princess Alys

>Personal Powers
Enduring Lifeforce 3
Superhuman Intellect 3
Aura of Attraction

>Intrigue Powers
Unnatural Stealth 2
Arts of Alchemy 2
Spy Network 2
Foreign Informants 2
Operational Leeway 2
Power of the Mind 2

>Leadership Powers
Historic Education
Secret Hideout
Of Great and Noble Line
Earl Jorn Blackbay
Alana Hesberg

Dark Accusation(Leadership)
Escort Mission(Personal)
Forbidden Love(Leadership)

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>Removing our ability to tease him with ear pets.

>> No.49687597

Anon, after months of constant love letters from you, I can honestly say that you've gained my attention.

This was directed to you, just aimed at another anon that struck me as similar >>49680701

>> No.49687608

>discussing CYOAs
It really looks more like you're accusing me of being a horrible persona because I chose X instead of Y.

Though, really, there isn't much to discuss about this CYOA, other than butthurt triggers and judging choices.

Maybe a Mystery Box will make it more interesting.

>> No.49687611

>Fictionland 4
I guess is this a simulation, this option put together with the 'freebies' should be what it is to gain administrator powers in an endless VR world.

So I can even enter CYOAs that I create... Or my own fictional worlds, while being immortal and taking the powers that I like. Just pick up powers there and then be a regular planeswalker.

>Absolute Territory 2
I don't really need it. I can just create a CYOA that give me this and any other power in the list, go to it and walk around. But who knows, it might be useful.

>you become even more moral knowing that higher beings are watching you.
>Higher beings
They could just be humans a few decades in the future. And even then, considering the kind of world that we live in, their morality is really up to question.
>Watching you
Considering they added this 'function/Easter egg', they probably abandoned it or even you creating infinite multiverses is not something that would alter the purpose of the simulation.

>> No.49687620

In an attempt to seem clever you have made yourself appear both paranoid and incomprehensible.

Moreover, this is an obvious misdirection from the fact that you've done this so many times that it's now obvious it's just one guy, you, who keeps reposting it to bait arguments. You don't want to talk about what's wrong with you to make you do ti.

>> No.49687625
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I'm glad you enjoy it!

Yeah, it's supposed to be bag. I thought I had caught everything. Thanks, mate.

This is the one that's got some more corrections.

>> No.49687635

And what corrections are those?

>> No.49687642
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>not wanting to become a dog girl
>no awoo

>> No.49687650


Yeah, that's not quite what I'm looking for. I know these sorts of CYOAs are rare, which is why I'm trying to see if there are any I'm not aware of.

>> No.49687653

Just a few little spelling mistakes that I noticed, including the bad/bag one.

>> No.49687658

I haven't, see the linked post. I've seen you go after several other people than me both posting that CYOA (and various new variants of it that have nothing to do with me, like in this thread), and after other people who argue in similar directions as I do.

Fact is that I stand by what I said in that other post. I have no idea if I should feel like you have a grudge with me or not in the first place, because you just randomly get butthurt about that CYOA and my side of the argument line about it.

>> No.49687703

I like my penis, sorry.

>> No.49687710

first level scorching ray, mage armour, hideous laugh, phantom hand, spider climb, empathy, loosen change, minor image, dimension door and vanish

second level private sanctum, invisability, resilent sphere, pocket of chaos, thunder storm and black tentacles

third level versatility and doomball

>> No.49687720

After already acknowledging that other people were complaining, you act like there's only one person. Whiplash.

>Other people than me posting that CYOA
They don't exist. Every time it comes up the exact same argument occurs. Nobody is buying it, it's always you. Otherwise that shit wouldn't keep repeating.

There's something wrong with you to make you obsessed with posting it. What is it, anon?

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I like mine, too. It's one of my darkest secrets.

>> No.49687736

I'm not talking about complainers over the CYOA, I'm talking about YOU.

>They don't exist.

>> No.49687748

Then you can understand why I don't want to be a dog girl and thus am posting a hissing snake and girl imitating said snake at this dilemma.

>> No.49687754

>You think you're talking about me.
Because you're afraid to talk about yourself, coward. Why are you so obsessed with that CYOA?

>> No.49687767

Why are you so obsessed with "me"?

>> No.49687783

I suppose I can. I guess it's my fault for putting myself in as a dog girl.

>> No.49687789

because i love u

>> No.49687810

I'm sure you can find h healthier waifu than an imaginary persona cobbled together out of random anons you disagree with. I mean, even the murder or HIV waifu would probably be better for you.

>> No.49687869

You're being hounded because you won't answer a question.

>> No.49687878

How so?

>> No.49687890

Not really what I asked, at least if you knew anything about this situation.

>> No.49687918

I think I missed the question some time after the 6th post. Mind repeating it for the class?

>> No.49687919

It's what I would do if you kept touching my ears and teasing me. And if I had the magic powers to do it. So, basically, you get turned into a dog girl so people will tease you and touch your ears because I'm a grumpy goober that hates being touched.

>> No.49687948

The question I asked myself was why am I so obsessed with a CYOA, countered by why am I so obsessed by myself being so obsessed by a CYOA.

Now feel free to replace the "I"s and "me"s and such in that sentence with any other pronoun at random to get the actual situation straight.

>> No.49688155

Thanks m8. One of my favorite CYOAs.

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>> No.49688484


So if you have superhuman durability 3, and both auras, is legendary armor useless? If it's armor, it doesn't say how protective it is.

>> No.49688789

You're an asshat for reposting that crap all the damn time. You're more of an autist then anyone who complains about it.

>> No.49688852

age 2 years older than me
background has a younger sibling and a older sibling

personality cheerful and optimistic
intelligence and knowledge airhead
hobby computers
height she is about as tall as i am
skin light
eyes blue
hair black
build average
breasts E cup
features she needs a hearing aid to hear

special features frigid
weird features $€#¥@£ overdrive
enchanted an alien with blush skin
monster girl a lamia with a psychedelic


>> No.49688874

Nice job finishing this, anon.

>Fictionland level 3
>Mind Diver level 3
Assuming mind diver works in fictional worlds.

>> No.49688882

I treated this like I moved up from exterminator to hunter to legend.

which ultimately makes you feel like you earned the title of legend.

>> No.49688884

>you're more of an autist for posting this then I am for engaging you with arguments about how murdering ~720 people in cold blood is a moral good.

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