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[ERROR] No.47584048 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Alright, dilemma time

>> No.47584086

>>47584048
How is this even a dilemma
also op s a faggot

>> No.47584114

>>47584086
Its a difficult choice for anyone, nigger

>> No.47584168

>Watch "Da Freebootaz of Penzanc" done by grots and smashing stupod fish 'eads

>Dance the night away with a beautiful elf who dresses like a clown while going fast by day

Torn but leaning to elf

>> No.47584872 [SPOILER] 

>>47584048
This IS quite the dilemma you got for me, OP.
On the one hand, I get a qt eldar gf with access to all the best clown pussi in the galaxy.
On the other, pic related is my fetish/belief for how weapons of war can be improved

>> No.47584903

>>47584048

>> No.47584952

>>47584048
>Saying no to a qt pure craftworld gf.

>> No.47584975

>>47584086
Yeah

I mean, just IMAGINE the bitches I could pull with my own Stompa

Why get one Eldar when you can get dozens of dozens of perfectly good human girls with gigantic chainsaws, overwhelming amounts of high-powered weaponry, clanking metal, and a flagrant disregard for OSHA regulations. There ain't a girl in the galaxy who could resist this whip.

>> No.47584995

I assume choosing to be a Rogue Trader with a qt Eldar waifu is out of the question?

>> No.47585078

>>47584952
Good man

Being a taxi driver in the dark city with a nagging but loving /d/eldar wife is respectable too

>> No.47585157

>>47584048
The only trouble with this decision is whether I should get a Lifta-Droppa or a Krusha Ball on my Stompa

>> No.47586759

>>47584975
You're an Ork, being able to pick up chicks doesn't matter when you no longer have the desire to do so.

>> No.47586886

>>47584048
>Deldar waifu
>totally loyal
>into all my fetishes
Oh boy. That's a hard combo to beat. The jetbike is just icing.


>In the dark city with my bae
>Hit up a local Haemonculus for some very, very specific body modifications for my girl
>Increased skin elasticity and stomach capacity
>Detachable jaw like a snake
>Faster metabolism and stronger digestion
>The ability for her swallow our enemies whole and alive confers several advantages as we rise through the ranks of the cabals
>Assassinate rivals cleanly and efficiently, leaving no trace
>No shortage of agony-derived soul juice for either of us because being dissolved by acid over the course of days or weeks is actually really painful
>through the process of utter consumption my waifu grows stronger

>> No.47586911

Purple can for me, gotta be extra sneaky before getting stompy

>> No.47586919

>>47584114
Is that Stompa wearing a fucking bowler hat?

>> No.47587007

>>47586919

Isn't it a converted Mr. Potato Head?

That's what I always assumed.

>> No.47587040

OP don't make me choose I can't deal with this.

why can't I have both an amazing elfy body and be a diggaboss

>> No.47587052

>>47586759
WIF ME MEGA KLAW OI CAN PICK UP WOTEVA OI WANT GIT

>> No.47587102

>>47584995
I'd rather be a Rogue Trader with my own Stompa. Then I can rent it out for a million spacebucks a day and buy myself thousands of qt pure catgirl gfs. And then still have my Stompa in case I find myself needing to fuck up a couple of Knight Titans or Wraithknights.

>> No.47587421

What kind of retard would not go with the Stompa?
>>47584952
>>47585078
>>47586886
Oh.

>> No.47587427

>>47587421
Sorry man, I just don't have a fetish for giant mechs. More power to you, though.

>> No.47587474

>>47584048
Stompa, of course.
ROW ROW WAAAGH DA POWER is my power fantasy.
I always wanted to get rid of sexual shit and fetishes.
I always wanted to be big and strong.
Cuddling with a sharp-ear won't make the galaxy remember your name, and my WAAAAGH will be remembered for milleniums.

WE IZ HOISTING THE BANNER OF KRACKED SKULLS NOW! MEK, GET DA BITZ!

>> No.47587479

>>47587427
>wanting to fuck something
>not wanting to break something instead
fucking casual

>> No.47587490

>>47587474
This guy gets it

>> No.47587501

>>47587427
>Eldar: caressing your dingdong and fetishes damages your body and sanity, you move from one to other until all of them feel stale
>Ork: deriving pleasure from war makes you stronger and able to feel even better by leading bigger armies and stomping bigger foes

Ya'z stupid git.

>> No.47587521

Hm. Ork boy or Wraithknight would be a harder dilemma...

>> No.47587561

>>47584048
You should have offered Tau waifu to actually make it dilemma.

>> No.47587881

The Eldar of course. Assuming this is still modern world, I hand myself and my girl friend over to scientist for the good of mankind.

>> No.47587899

>>47584048
...It's shit.
Your dilemma is shit.
Not because it is hard to make a choice, but because it forces yout to make a choice.
A shitty choice.
Now that I think about, it is a proper dilemma.
But, I refuse.

>> No.47587926

>>47584048
Hmm, let me see
>solve all the existential and moral problems, never suffer again, essentially ascend to your new version of paradise
vs.
>Elfpussi lol

Gosh, this is such a hard decision.
>>47587881
Spooked motherfucker.

>> No.47587941

>ywn be an eldar corsair

>> No.47587979

>>47587561
Here's your waifu.

>>47584048
>>47585078
>>47586886
Not really seeing the benefit of DEldar over Craftworld or Harlequin. OP pic says she's into my fetishes anyway, so all DEldar gets you is extra bitching.

>> No.47588105

>>47587979
In the DEldar world, one guy who is absolutely loyal to you and would never stab you in the back is a fucking massive advantage. You could stand a chance at making yourself super powerful, with something like that.

>> No.47588122

>>47587926
This git gets it.

>> No.47588705

>>47587979

That's a male Tau though.
Here's a female Tau on the left.

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