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filename thread - because it's Friday, and that's all the excuse I need.

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>>46835930
>drunken master
But that's Piss.

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>> No.46836055

repostan since I made no new hentai crops recently

>> No.46836062

>>46836030
I don't get it.

>> No.46836108

>>46835930

>> No.46836111

>>46836062 Someone asked a question.
The answer they got was a link one of their earlier posts upthread.

>> No.46836128

>>46836108
You know it to be true.

>> No.46836139

>>46836111
Oh.

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>>46835930

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>>46836128

>> No.46836247

>>46836158
Sorry for not posting a file name
BUT WHAT IN THE NAME MARY MOTHER JESUS IS THAT FUCKING THING!!!

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>> No.46836330

>>46836185

> letting_powergamers_in.jpg

>> No.46836346

>>46836247
I assume it's some insect.

>> No.46836360

>>46836247 Looks exactly like a partially dried out lump of mucus.
But the person doing the extracting pokes around for a while,
so maybe they scarped it off the walls of his sinuses and wadded it up?

>> No.46836376

>>46836185
>some dumb cunt blaming minimum wage pez employees for the behavior of her own peers

They probably just assumed that parents wouldn't chimp out like total animals.

>> No.46836474

>>46836158
>>46836247
>>46836346
>>46836360
I'm pretty sure it's just a giant lump of snot. I mean, you can get big lumps of earwax that just build up like that and have to be removed by a doctor, I assume the same is possible for nasal secretions.

>> No.46836486

A classic.

>> No.46836487

>>46836376
>assumed that parents wouldn't chimp out like total animals.

well there was their first mistake, get them in groups and parents become terrible people.

>> No.46836504

>>46836376
What is PEZ? google gives me candy dispensers.

>> No.46836629

>>46836486
What the fuck man

>> No.46836660

>>46836486
>hording, not even once

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>>46836486

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>>46836504
It's the candy that goes in those dispensers? What's the question here?

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>>46836322
>attacking without proficiency

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>>46836686
>wizard divines where the BBEG lives.gif

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>>46836185
>new players want a share of the loot.jpg

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>> No.46837064

I'm actually kinda proud of this one.

>> No.46837069

>>46837007
>JRPGs

>> No.46837070

>>46837007
daemonette and pet chaos spawn reveal true nature

>> No.46837090

>>46835930

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>>46837064
lol

>> No.46837115

Anyone got a good name for this one?

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>> No.46837122

>>46836937
w-what

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>> No.46837156

>>46837090
Speaking of naval warfare.
Have you ever heard of... the second pacific squadron?

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>>46837156
After this one im gonna post the prelude and another more in detail telling of the shenanigans of Russians in the time before world wars. If you anons are interested.

>> No.46837217

>>46837196

>> No.46837224

>>46837206
Man, I remember spending a lot of time playing that.

>> No.46837232

name it.

>> No.46837257

>>46837232
Another one I rather like but cant find a name for.

>> No.46837259

>>46837217

Those guys look kinda like the Monkey Island dudes.

>> No.46837272

>>46837146

>> No.46837283

>>46837232

> Running around at the speed of sound

>> No.46837304

>>46837257

> Dark Heresy combat escalates

>> No.46837322

>>46837211
I know I am, this stuff is gold.

>> No.46837332

>>46837232
Multiclassing into animal companion

>> No.46837334

>>46837322
Aight, posting the prelude to the whole thing.

>> No.46837335

>>46837232
Do a druid joke, these always work.

>> No.46837340

>>46836937
I'm saddened to admit i laughed at the end

>> No.46837344

>>46836937
Holy shit Kamen Rider, you were hardcore.

>> No.46837349

>>46837064
Tasteful and clever. I like it.

>> No.46837357

>>46836813
Took me a second but I got it. Yer a cheeky cunt.

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>>46837115
Suddenly the bone meal from Morrowind makes a bit more sense to me. It also makes me want to install morrowind, but thats stolen enough weeks of my life.

>> No.46837375

>>46837232

furry plays L5R

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>> No.46837383

>>46837334
And here comes the more in detail version.

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>> No.46837432

>>46837398
>He was forged in the fires of adversity.jpg

>> No.46837452

>>46837217
I watched the documentary about those guys long time ago and, if I recall well, they were actually the tribe of the pussies. They adopted the intimidating costumes because they were bad at fighting and couldn't defeat other tribes with more conventional methods.

Pretty clever to be honest.

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>>46836937
Kekosaurus lel

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>>46836813
Wait, what?

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>>46836937

Unintentional ylyl thread

>> No.46837625

>>46836884
I actually laughed out loud. I don't know why, but that one got me.

>>46836927
kek

>>46837196
>the hand that wrote it is no more
well that's depressing

>> No.46837633

>>46837090

There's an account of some 18th century battle where the troops were lined up and the officers were insisting that the other side to open fire first

I have to go find that book now

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>>46837196
They really hated writing.

>> No.46837723

>>46837689
isn't franky there a reference to Tank-Girl?

>> No.46837725

>>46837689
before tumblr / after tumblr? I bet the second one has hairly legs too.

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>>46837657
She really is fucking ugly.

>> No.46837808

>>46837728
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED

FUCK YOU

DELTE THSI FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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>>46837232
> Mr Johnson has a special task for the Street Samurai

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>>46837206
>Amorphous+
god damn it's been forever since I played that game. I don't think I've ever even seen the slime in the top-right.

>> No.46838337

I just kant understand why everyone iz so afraid of ze aliumz, zey kant stand against ze might of our 88 milimeter kanonen.

>> No.46838551

>>46837232
>Wait - I thought you wanted corporate cyberpunk Japan. Fine, we can go with samurai Japan, but I've already written my notes so the BBEG is still Hello Kitty.

>> No.46838609

>>46837335
That guy is fucking great. No better way to beat an asshole with a gimmick than by out gimmicking him.

>> No.46838635

>>46835986
>The bird makes me very uncomfortable. When I'm over at his place it just sort of stares at me,

>> No.46838654

>>46835947
...If one head is drinking, does the other feel less thirsty?

>> No.46838735

>>46838654
I think they're completely separate. The biggest problem with conjoined snakes is that one head will often attack the other.

>> No.46838757

>>46837633
The Battle of Fontenoy, mostly known in France for the demand of the French commander "Messieurs les anglais, tirez les premiers." ("English Gentlemen, shoot first".)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fontenoy

>> No.46838830

>>46836474
On that note, christ getting one out is the most fucking satisfying thing. I could barely hear out of one ear for almost a week before they could see me and removed almost a solid half inch block of wax.
It was horrifying, but felt spectacular.

>> No.46838893

>>46838337
what is that third symbol, between tanks and UFOs?

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>> No.46838918

>>46838893
Bunker.

>> No.46838920

>>46838893
Bunkers, i think

>> No.46838923

>>46838893
Not sure but I think it is bunkers.

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>> No.46838972

>>46838920
Sadly that means I cant bring my POCKET ROCKET!

>> No.46838985

A lot of these aren't even /tg/ related

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>>46838918
>>46838920
>>46838923
Thanks anons, you're good people

>> No.46839020

>>46838985
and most of them were posted last month

Welcome to filename general, a /b/ corner inside /tg/

>> No.46839039

>>46838998
You call that a fight? HA!

>> No.46839084

>>46839020
More like welcome to post-nazimod /tg/ where creativity is something you see once in a blue moon and everything else is trolls or reposts.

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>>46836111

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>>46839087

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>>46837064
Does the joke go beyond "He has HP in his name"?

>> No.46839250

>>46839206
>The Terrible Old Man's house.jpg

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>> No.46839298

>>46836884
True darkness lies within. You cannot escape it.

>HA HA
>the little black girl is trying to flee the back
>No matter how hard you run little girl you will always be black
>THERE IS NO ESCAPE

>> No.46839301

>>46835986
>Seriously considering breaking up because your bf tamed the American spirit animal
Bitches and whores.

Also this isn't really witty or anything, but I started drawing an ork gun and everyone thought it was a dildo launcher or some shit.

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>>46837007
>Chaos fully Manifests

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>>46839303
>are you sure you really need all those ranks in firearms?

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>>46839327
Bad player, bad

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>>46836486

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>>46839301
So I made it a dildo launcher.
And yes, it's cancer, I know.

>> No.46839390

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy

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>>46839349

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>>46839400
I should really watch that movie again.

>> No.46839533

>>46839490
did anyone ever get the full sized webm?

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>>46837335
Holy shit i remember seeing that game

>> No.46839563

>>46839533
He never posted it.

>> No.46839570

>>46839271

lvl 1 knight(white)

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>> No.46839586

>>46839563
that's what i thought :/

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>> No.46839602

>>46839445
>those eyes
>that facial expression
Be still my beating boner.

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>> No.46839620

>>46839599
...was not best timey mental care
.

>> No.46839630

>>46837728
Alternative name would be

dm_stops_trying

>> No.46839654

>>46836968
Holy sssshit.

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>>46835930
I love how people go wild when he catches it

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>> No.46839699

>>46837272
AHHHH FUCK!

>> No.46839701

>>46837335
I assume this shows some kind of strategy where lining up your little dudes on one side affords you some unforeseen and counterless advantage?

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>>46839701
Bring it over to the wh40k thread they can give you the in depth (and somewhat hilarious) full story.

>> No.46839824

>>46839701
If I remember right, one player had the gimmick of having his whole army in reserv, meaning that he would let the other player install himself and start to play before sending his own whole force on the most strategically sound way.
So, the other player placed HIS entire army all around the battleground, forbidding this way any army in reserve to enter the battlefield.
The first guy is currently reviewing the rules with an arbiter.

>> No.46839834

>>46837144
>lawful

>> No.46839849

>>46836474
>>46836247
Its called a nasal polyp. Basically, it'll get backed up, and if its too big, it'll need surgery. It gets so bad, you can't breath. However, when its out, its the single greatest feeling in the world, like taking a satisfying dump, but with your nose.

>> No.46839855

>>46839834
>evil

>> No.46839877

>>46839768
Reverse search told me what happened. I kind of feel for the first guy, but at the same time it's pretty satisfying to hear about how someone who thought they had the perfect plan got straight JoJo levels of outplayed with such a simple trick. The kind that makes you wonder how nobody else thought of it

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>> No.46839948

>>46836322
>Weapon Strength Requirements

>> No.46839956

>>46839696
Amazon PMS

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>> No.46840005

>>46839701
The gist (as I understand it, being a non-40K player myself)

Unit cohesion rules which are meant to prevent the squads splitting up only require that a model must be within 2" of another model in its squad. This means you can, if you choose, spread a squad out over a wide line, though people don't usually do that because a squad can typically only attack one enemy squad/target at a time and the models that aren't in range don't get to shoot.

The opponent in this battle had an entire army using the reserves rule, meaning squads do not have to deploy in the start of the battle but can arrive from the edges of the table on subsequent turns. On his turn in deployment he kept electing not to deploy any units and keep them all in reserve, with the intention of forcing his enemy to lay out all his forces first so he could do his deployment from reserves in the most tactically useful way.

Our hero took advantage of this and placed his squads in such a way that they formed a line around the entirety of the board edge. Because of this, the opponent realised that come the end of the deployment phase there was nowhere on the table he was actually legally allowed to play any reserves, because reserves are not allowed to join the table too close to any enemy models.

This meant automatic victory for our hero as there was literally no way for the opponent to even get any units on the board to fight him in the first place.

He celebrates his victory while an official pores over the rules trying to work out if this is legal or not. I believe the final verdict was legal victory, but dangerously cheesy.

>> No.46840030

>>46839989

HA!

>> No.46840045

>>46840005
>but dangerously cheesy.

It's alright though. It was to fight the cheese in the first place.

>> No.46840051

>>46839948
>weapon intelligence requirements.

>> No.46840063

>>46839701
Dick found a trick
Wait for the other guy to play his pieces then use units with rapid deployment bullshit to fuck everything in a blitz
Fellow saw this and came up with a clever counter
Dick cannot place his units in area controlled by enemy
Fellow lined his units up in the only area Dick could place anything
Dick cannot do shit
Fellow gains victory by deadlock

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>>46840200
He didn't decapitate him.

You suck.

>> No.46840286

>>46840219

>> No.46840304

>>46839701
It does when the enemy decides to keep all their units in reserves and your kroot are free to start the game 12-18" away (depending if you're in line of sight or not) from the enemy. So line them up on the enemy table edge, thus preventing any of his troops from actually entering the table.

>> No.46840307

Like rocket science, only not!

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>>46839439
This is cool and makes me want to play that old dude.

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>> No.46840524

>>46840504
Some people are just cooler than average.

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>> No.46840551

When did this place become b?

>> No.46840552

>>46840200
So is this some Russian movie? That is what google is saying but I want to make sure.

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>> No.46840577

>>46840524
Wait a moment! Is that a KS-23k?

>> No.46840613

>>46840551
Well seeing as these threads have been here for several years, it would have to have been before you got here at least :^)

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>> No.46840704

>>46839400
I remember seeing this but I forget the name, what is it?

>> No.46840738

>>46839235
Lovecraft was never a healthy guy.

>> No.46840745

>>46840704
Police Squad

>> No.46840776

>>46840738
At least he was a romantic at heart.

>> No.46840854

>>46836937
I laughed very hard at this, more than I ever expected too

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>> No.46841028

>>46837723
More specifically, it's a reference to a Tank Girl costume Lauren Faust wore to a party in college.
Frankie was based on Faust, I think the director for the show was her husband.

>> No.46841102

When you let your player loose on a poor unprepared military command.

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>> No.46841213

>>46841102
>the americans do not read their manuals
>nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine

>> No.46841221

>Shadowrun legwork.webm

>> No.46841241

>>46837196
Some things never change.

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>> No.46841478

>>46841241
Truly they never do.

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>> No.46841532

>>46837206
Shame they never did a standalone version.

>>46838301
It's a Queen. I think the only way I've killed one was with grenades. No idea how to manage it with just the sword.

>> No.46841581

>>46837728
What is this? Why is >>46837808 so salty?

>> No.46841595

>>46840704
>>46840745
It's Blazing Saddles

>> No.46841701

>>46841581
It's Biowares abortion after they were aquired by EA. The last 15 minutes of Mass Effect 3 utterly, unrevokably broke the story and player agency. Nothing you ever did in the three games ever mattered. The galaxy is fucked no matter what stop light you choose for your ending.

>> No.46841813

>>46841532
To kill a Queen, you need to strike her body, not the claws. And the only way to do that is to step into her lunge attack and strike her down right in the middle of it. Strike too soon and she'll dodge with a backstep. Strike too late and you'll get the claw (or worse, parry one claw and get fucked by the other). She has a couple hitpoints too so you need to pull off this utterly suicidal move multiple times.

And she isn't even the most dangerous thing on this screen. Most likely scenario is the Horror killing everything in the room over the course of the next five seconds.

>> No.46841827

>>46841595
Fuck, people don't recognize Blazing Saddles anymore?
What the fuck is this world coming to?

>> No.46841976

>>46840552
Yeah, I think it's called Defenders (Зaщитники). Basically post-soviet (ex-soviet) superheroes or some shit? Will most likely suck.

>> No.46842065

>>46841976

Most Russian movies suck, but at least they suck in an enjoyable way.

Or maybe it's just my panslavism talking

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>> No.46842093

>>46840070
Honestly it's more like fighter reclass as monk.

>> No.46842099

>>46841813
Thanks! . I'm pretty sure I killed everything else. It's telling when the Amalgam is the least dangerous one. Also, that I remember what they're called.

>> No.46842319

>>46842065
Well, from what I know, this one is literally about Soviet superheroes against someone (it's gonna be thinly veiled US, isn't it) invading modern Russia.
And I can't tell who it's even for.
It's not for kids because violence.
It's not for teens because they've no idea how the Union fits into anything.
It's not for anyone over 19 because they don't care about superheroes.

I'm confused. Help me.

I think it may be for snarky internet reviewers.

>> No.46842328

>>46841478
>that scribe has been dead for hundreds of years
>that cat has been dead for hundreds of years
I don't want to die and I want them to come back. Especially the cat

>> No.46842509

>>46840453
i once had to come up with a reporter's name on the fly. he was ace ray porter, ace reporter

i'm dumb.

>> No.46842663

>>46836055
This the fifth time I've seen this filename, what is green stuff?

>> No.46842704

>>46842663
I take it you don't hammer together minis. Kneadite, aka Green Stuff, is a modelling putty, usually sold in strips with one half yellow and the other half blue to be kneaded together to form green stuff to model with. Google Kneadite.

>> No.46843548

>>46837633
Wasn't there some thing about a popular tactic being to charge your enemy as they reloaded?

Can't decide if thats just ballsy officers taking a gamble or politeness gone mad

>> No.46845997

>>46840261
Fucking polio, man.

>> No.46846232

>>46835986
God I fucking hate women.

>> No.46846548

>>46839271

That kid is fucking awesome.

>> No.46846568

>>46841213
>listening to a nam pilot tell stories about when they ran out of lazy dog projectiles (basically hundreds of bullets dropped out of an airplane, it's like firing a heavy machine gun at everything below you at once)
>they just took apart random wrecked vehicles and dropped the spare parts out the plane on VC below

>> No.46846715

>>46836158
Welllllp, not gonna open that while Im eating.

>> No.46846956

>>46837712
Imagine if your life's purpose was to make manual copies of books.

Well, of A book.

Just, it was written once, by hand, and now you must write it, word by word.

In a world without a printing press, that is how they transcribed documents.

>> No.46847010

>>46840375
I love Rush Hour!

I have the deluxe set and some expansions.

>> No.46847226

>>46839701
Angry player has an army that deploys on turn 2, his entire army comes in from reserves. this gives him an enormous tactical advantage where he can deploy pretty much anywhere along his opponent's side of the table, as long as he's not within (x) inches of an enemy unit.
Smug bastard brought out a bunch of really cheap units, and lined them all up so that they are EXACTLY (x) inches apart.
As such, Angry cannot deploy his army *anywhere*. ergo, he's tabled. without being able to so much as touch his dice, he's lost the game.

>> No.46847536

>>46837572
wait wait wait wait....

why ARE they saying 3rd Kyu there?

>> No.46847672

>>46837040

the longer you let this run, the funnier it gets.

>> No.46847819

>>46847536
Poor translation, hence the joke. In this instance the person was replying with an English "Thank you", which when pronounced with a Japanese tongue will (depending on the English fluency of the speaker) often sound like "sankyuu."

However, san is the number three in Japan, kyu is a ranking system, true - what the translator didn't factor in was context (a thanks for assistance) and the habit some Japanese people, or fictional characters, have of inserting random English into daily use.

>> No.46847842

>>46838918
>>46838920
>>46838923
>Hivemind

>> No.46847858

>>46840070
He looks like a chunky, friendly me.

>> No.46847892

>>46839301
>dildo launcher or some shit.
Sexual Assault Rifle

>> No.46848437

>>46839620
>asthma is a mental disorder
>gunshot wound is a mental disorder
>being female is a mental disorder

>> No.46848493

>>46848437
One out of three ain't bad.

>> No.46848539

>>46848493
how would you advocate treatment in a way that actually cures femaleness? Regular testosterone injections starting at a young age?

>> No.46848547

>>46836968
what game? That's fucking hilarious.

>> No.46848595

>>46839327
>comes to play zombie game
>ends up playing DnD game anyway

>> No.46848884

>>46837689
>That fucking nose
Good lord, it's probably not even a parody.

>> No.46849137

>>46839855
>party

>> No.46849265

>>46837803
...
>filename

>> No.46849543

>>46841124
>women = SJWs
that's pretty sexist, anon

>> No.46851433

>>46847536
>>46847819
The "translator" knew exactly what they were doing because if you pay attention you will note that text is overlaid over the original subtitle, which actually says "Thank you." The image is a joke made deliberately for threads about shitty TLs writing excessive TL notes in things.

>> No.46851437

>>46836504
It's the company both for the candy and dispensers.

>> No.46851524

>>46848547
legends of eisenwald

>> No.46851612

>>46851433
We need to re-translate this back into Japanese, with new translator notes detailing the joke in the original translator notes.

>> No.46851814

>>46849265
I was agreeing with the filename, yes. Nice of you to point it out.

>> No.46852256

>>46836128
Filename thread isn't "post funny images" thread, homie. The filename should reframe and contextualize the contents of the image in a humorous way, usually be being a technically accurate or viable descriptor if the image, but not one that you would think of when setting it automatically.

>> No.46852277

>>46842328
that was a dog, champ.

>> No.46852374

>>46839599
>Knocker-up of workpeople

This actually is mostly a case of the olde-timey "words taken out of context by future generations," syndrome. Basically a knocker-upper was someone who was either paid to, or just did it because they're fucking loony tunes, go around and knock on the doors of working class people to let them know work would be starting soon.

>> No.46852482

>>46852374
Sometimes they had a knocking pole to use to rap on the upper windows where the bedrooms would be. I thought the same thing when I saw it, as we know exactly what a knocker-up is and it's not ridiculous; it really doesn't fit with most of the rest of the items on that list.

>> No.46852679

>>46848437
They are not the disorders but what caused them.

>> No.46852766

>>46837553
Ha, nice.

>>46839039
SnikrotIsAlsoThere.jpg

>> No.46853544

>>46849265
The joke is that she is not a half-orc, she just looks like one.

>> No.46854168

>>46839445
So I know that this isn't cropped and in fact all there is to this webm but does anyone here still have a source?

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