Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

/vt/ is now archived.Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 43 KB, 214x400, How to convert a sucubus- a paladin's guide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46438778 No.46438778 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Filename thread? Filename thread.

>> No.46438793
File: 175 KB, 1000x4227, America and its allies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46438793

>>46438778

>> No.46438813
File: 114 KB, 1262x705, Fab personified.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46438813

>>46438793

>> No.46438835
File: 103 KB, 1024x640, Inquisitor gendo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46438835

>>46438813

>> No.46438857
File: 125 KB, 762x772, moe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46438857

>>46438835

>> No.46439115
File: 598 KB, 700x1700, Child Warforged.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46439115

>>46438857
>RWBY
Mah nigga

>> No.46439348
File: 39 KB, 615x777, PC Damage Control.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46439348

>> No.46439362
File: 274 KB, 480x960, The rulebook doesn't say I can't do it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46439362

>> No.46439369
File: 1.28 MB, 786x771, limited downtime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46439369

>> No.46439386
File: 164 KB, 400x533, improvising bard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46439386

>>46439369

>> No.46439412
File: 164 KB, 900x899, MartialWeaponProficiency.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46439412

>>46439386

>> No.46440662
File: 184 KB, 600x436, Perils of the Warp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46440662

>> No.46440697
File: 450 KB, 491x565, Showing a rules-heavy game to a rules-light player.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46440697

>> No.46442528

>>46438778
THERE'S already one up retard.

>>46425094

>> No.46443292

bump

>> No.46443513
File: 44 KB, 630x324, 'Disarms are weak, you'll never use them!'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46443513

Here's some OC, because the existing thread is near the image limit.


Just to be clear, the custom is to make a new thread after the old one hits 150 images or dies, and for the OP to link the previous one.

>> No.46443650
File: 1.98 MB, 450x297, Catch Arrows.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46443650

>>46443513
That filename doesn't make sense.

>> No.46443794

>>46443650
The idea is to juxtapose common advice in dnd with a pic that contradicts it.

The image depicts Dante (on right), who just disarmed the grim reaper of his own scythe, using said scythe to kill the grim reaper.

>> No.46443911
File: 92 KB, 429x448, DMing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46443911

>>46443794
The idea is more to make a joke with the picture and have the filename be a punchline, or have a reference to traditional games in the title with a picture that doesn't make sense until you think about it for a second. The picture shown is of a dude with a scythe stabbing something. I've played the game and didn't even recognize that moment.
For the record:
>>46439386 good
>>46438793 bad
>>46440697 good
>>46438835 bad

>> No.46443975

>>46443794
>The image depicts Dante (on right), who just disarmed the grim reaper of his own scythe, using said scythe to kill the grim reaper.
That is fucking metal.

>> No.46444056
File: 101 KB, 400x400, Death Frost Doom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46444056

>> No.46444091
File: 213 KB, 1317x782, heard you was talkin shit like i wouldnt find out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46444091

>> No.46445426

>>46443975
that whole game was pretty metal, but otherwise mediocre

>> No.46446711
File: 25 KB, 480x360, for the emperor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46446711

>> No.46446761
File: 37 KB, 700x433, misandrist feminazis strike again.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46446761

>> No.46446778
File: 751 KB, 1003x1599, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46446778

Give me one for this.

>> No.46446876
File: 151 KB, 1280x720, low INT high CHA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46446876

>> No.46446897
File: 133 KB, 1280x720, the bard becomes a scientist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46446897

>> No.46446919
File: 120 KB, 505x960, PC does not want magicrealm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46446919

>> No.46446965
File: 2.64 MB, 1280x720, skeletons are vulnerable to water attacks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46446965

>> No.46447041
File: 2.86 MB, 582x320, Chaotic Neutral.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46447041

>> No.46447070
File: 163 KB, 400x550, stat me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46447070

>> No.46447137
File: 2.35 MB, 358x200, rolling death saves.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46447137

>> No.46447186
File: 622 KB, 1239x1920, thotler self.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46447186

>> No.46447344

>>46446778
>says right here that you're a little bitch.jpg

>> No.46447352
File: 140 KB, 747x418, Jantran in the 22EEGHnd Century.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46447352

>> No.46447437

>>46447344
Seconding.

>> No.46447685

>>46439115
>>46438857
Shit taste, both of you. I can't even say I like the action in RWBY anymore, it's usually just the characters flailing around until one is declared the loser, and that's putting aside the fact that goddamn near every character is an anime cliche.

>> No.46448111
File: 664 KB, 700x1065, tumblr_o12lkg2Egr1s71q1zo2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448111

There has to be something for this. "Kitchen sink settings" is too obvious. "5e" would work too, but we don't need more D&D edition shit

>> No.46448167
File: 2.99 MB, 960x540, How The Allies Won WWII.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448167

>>46438793

>> No.46448422

>>46448111
"GM says 'all the splat books?'"

>> No.46448465

>>46448111
>the multiverse.png

>> No.46448519

>>46448111
"Typical GURPS game"

>> No.46448525
File: 54 KB, 500x870, GM starts using accents in character.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448525

>> No.46448535
File: 699 KB, 900x1155, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448535

Give me one for this.

>> No.46448606

>>46448111
PC's loot

>> No.46448633

>>46448535
[Disdain For Pink Skins Intensifies]

>> No.46448665

>>46448633
I kek'd.

>> No.46448698

>>46446778
DM Prep

>> No.46448796
File: 628 KB, 2880x1728, 40k_in_a_nutshell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448796

>>46448665
Thanks!
Have a bit of OC.

>> No.46448818
File: 88 KB, 500x359, vorefags_be_like.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448818

>>46448796
And a bit more.

>> No.46448880
File: 211 KB, 500x374, Vorefags_also_be_like.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448880

>>46448818
Admittedly, this one could use a better name.

>> No.46448892
File: 379 KB, 1078x729, Homebrew setting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448892

>> No.46448904
File: 54 KB, 501x575, [Greater_Good_Intensifies].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448904

>>46448880

>> No.46448918
File: 229 KB, 705x781, This Needs a Title.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448918

>> No.46448943
File: 131 KB, 550x737, GM gave you exactly what you wanted.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448943

>>46448918

>> No.46448958

>>46448535
Nat 20 to bluff.

>> No.46448964
File: 142 KB, 922x732, I thought this was a serious campaign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448964

>>46448943

>> No.46448972

>>46448904
>Le happy water caste

>> No.46448989
File: 179 KB, 736x760, Florida Man's Cousin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46448989

>>46448964

>> No.46449011
File: 16 KB, 245x235, average D&D party.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46449011

>> No.46449015
File: 1.24 MB, 750x4250, champion of chaos undivided.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46449015

>>46448989
Did someone say Florida Man?

>> No.46449020

>>46448918
>PC priorities

>> No.46449025

>>46448918
>Typical PC Party
seems too easy.
>Every GM campaign ever
cuz PEZ's plans were ruined? It's not the best for a filename thread. Kind of tired of seeing news articles used as the image, desu.

>> No.46449036
File: 1.93 MB, 500x500, hey youtube its mortemer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46449036

>> No.46449051

>>46448989
>Orky solution

>> No.46449117

>>46449036
>not a grey saying that
>not /tg/
0/10

>> No.46449141
File: 58 KB, 589x449, average PC choices.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46449141

>> No.46449566
File: 96 KB, 500x294, Keeping the prophesy flexible.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46449566

>> No.46450258
File: 44 KB, 600x186, Trying to play a gritty character in a high fantasy game.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46450258

>> No.46450271

>>46449036
>Why You Should Never Marry Your Waifu

>> No.46450448
File: 59 KB, 500x500, Untrained Checks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46450448

>> No.46450478
File: 432 KB, 1078x729, MIENTRAS TANTO LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPO!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46450478

>>46450448
>4chan.jpg

>> No.46450495

>>46438813
Is this a Song of Swords illustration?

>> No.46450512

>>46439369
What was the name of this again? I bet it's gotten updates since last I read it.

>> No.46450522

>>46438857
M-Master miller?

>> No.46450526
File: 1 KB, 484x23, nat 1 seduction.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46450526

>> No.46450630

>>46448943
>raw milk is illegal in the US
What? So you cook your milk?

>> No.46450668

>>46450630
You don't?

>> No.46450679
File: 62 KB, 395x363, twas a sabbath at st bernards.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46450679

>>46450630
Pasteurisation, m8. Apparently some people think unpasteurised milk tastes better or something. I don't get it. As someone who had to subsist off aldi UHT Milk for a while you just stop caring.

>> No.46450680

>>46450630
In the United States, to make milk safe for long-distance transportation and long-time storage, it is pasteurized to kill any bacteria inside of it. This prevents the milk from becoming diseased before it is opened and exposed to an outside atmosphere again

>> No.46450699

>>46448918
>Elder problem in action

>> No.46450758

>>46446778
Character generation.

Best I can do.

>> No.46450857
File: 498 KB, 859x361, roll20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46450857

>> No.46450907

>>46447344
>not "says right here you're a techno-heretic"

>> No.46450992

>>46450857
>these assholes barely even kill Russians.
>no, I don't want to hit your bong, Alex. Drugs make you soft.
>I bet these assholes don't even punch men to death.
>my feet hurt.

>> No.46451000
File: 14 KB, 228x206, In order to pass you must answer this riddle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46451000

>> No.46451031
File: 105 KB, 632x960, pc backstory 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46451031

>>46451000
You'd think he'd know about trigger discipline by now.

>> No.46451033
File: 555 KB, 360x360, Level 1 Beastmaster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46451033

>> No.46452300
File: 445 KB, 1200x900, What have the nazis ever done for us.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46452300

>> No.46452820

>>46438793
Fun fact: lefties and various other hippies have been whining for decades about US military spending but when Trump says it they go nuts and want him executed

>> No.46452915
File: 159 KB, 960x1344, GURPS chargen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46452915

>> No.46453050
File: 1.75 MB, 386x250, Shadowrun.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46453050

>> No.46453193
File: 686 KB, 906x1174, AWAKEN MY MASTERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46453193

>> No.46453263
File: 32 KB, 750x464, Budget cuts for Majestic12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46453263

>> No.46453323
File: 94 KB, 750x750, I use the D20 system for all my settings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46453323

>> No.46453336

>>46453323
I normally dislike filename threads, but this has me kekking.

>> No.46453349
File: 122 KB, 750x953, Low-budget rigger attacks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46453349

>> No.46453369

>>46447041
The best possible character ever.

>> No.46453970

>>46453193
>AWAKEN MY MASTERS !

>> No.46453985

>>46453970
Yes, we all can read filenames, Billy, but good for you to finally manage to do it.

>> No.46453989

>>46438813
10/10

>> No.46454103

>>46450630
If you live in a western country you almost certainly drink pasteurized milk. Its way safer to drink than raw milk as is shown in the post

>> No.46454143
File: 305 KB, 792x1152, Shadowrun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46454143

>> No.46454160
File: 432 KB, 1444x2080, WW2, never heard of it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46454160

>> No.46454276
File: 222 KB, 1280x1024, literally the witcher.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46454276

>> No.46454922
File: 1.06 MB, 1280x720, Even if you misheard, you should've realized you weren't asked to shave the world.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46454922

>> No.46455006

>>46443975
He then uses it to cut a bloody swath through hell itself because satan kidnapped his girlfriend. After he sews a cross into his chest though.

Go play the game, it's sweet.

>> No.46455022

>>46452820
Oh /pol/

>> No.46455134
File: 956 KB, 500x375, Shadowrun.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455134

>> No.46455168
File: 360 KB, 1280x932, tumblr_nxixvzDdMw1qimttgo1_5000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455168

is this rename-able?

>> No.46455256
File: 1.51 MB, 800x1072, DruidBBEG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455256

>> No.46455288
File: 222 KB, 2048x764, Bluff_check.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455288

>>46455256

>> No.46455298
File: 169 KB, 960x717, party_creates_the_bbeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455298

>>46455288

>> No.46455320
File: 2.86 MB, 952x682, New to DMing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455320

>>46455298

>> No.46455376
File: 41 KB, 811x601, earning_those_roleplaying_xp_points.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455376

>>46455320

>> No.46455377

>>46455168
>the real alignment chart

>> No.46455399
File: 60 KB, 549x288, CoC in a nutshell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455399

>>46443911
Honestly anon, it's one of the most iconic moments in that game. It's how the game starts, and it typifies the absurdity of the story. I got it pretty quick.

>> No.46455523
File: 2.89 MB, 948x673, Sneak attack grapple.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455523

>>46451031
>masturbation for 30 years
My sides are in the next dimension.

>> No.46455632

>>46455523
>EVA praying at the Buddha statue
All my keks

>> No.46455742
File: 70 KB, 450x647, PC compulsive looting + PC weight limits =.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455742

>> No.46455835
File: 102 KB, 718x338, Player Gets Sick of DM's Wish-Twisting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455835

>> No.46455894
File: 2.86 MB, 800x600, fuck your weight limits.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46455894

>>46455742

>> No.46455977

>>46448989
>>46446761
>>46438857
>>46438813
>>46438793
>>46453193
not /tg/ related

>>46448818
>>46448880
>>46449036
>>46450679
>>46452300
>>46454160
>>46454276
Tangentially /tg/ related, maybe

>> No.46456015
File: 53 KB, 800x800, ayy lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46456015

>>46455977
>Ayy lmao

>> No.46456060
File: 97 KB, 523x521, I thought you said you made a paladin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46456060

>>46455977
>post without image
not /tg/ related, and off-topic

>> No.46456098
File: 38 KB, 486x424, That Guy Finds the Vehicle Rules.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46456098

>>46456060

>> No.46456604

>>46456098
Fun story behind this: People complained that the artillery test ground was too loud. So the German Army agreed to get a giant Silencer.

Autism at its finest.

>> No.46456620

>>46456604
...so its exactly what it looked like.
I kept waiting to find something explaining it was some prototype weapon that was too impractical.
this truly is autism at its finest

>> No.46456719

>>46456604
>People complained that the artillery test ground was too loud

I'm pretty sure it was people living near the test ground (hearing artillery going off by your house isn't exactly ideal), not military folk whining about explosions being loud.

>> No.46456795

>>46448111
I think "Tumblr" is pretty accurate all on its own.

>> No.46456927
File: 1.02 MB, 329x294, Feanor, we need you to give up just ONE of those three shiny rocks you made, and then literally everything bad in the world will be fixed.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46456927

>> No.46457175
File: 305 KB, 500x344, ultramarines.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46457175

>> No.46457191

>>46455006
It was largely disappointing. The Malebolge section in particular was just a letdown. Also the lack of a Virgil to accompany this version of Dante.

>> No.46457214

>>46446778
Did you bring the toasters?

>> No.46457358
File: 33 KB, 528x533, low level succubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46457358

>>46448918
>>46448943
>>46448964
>>46448989
Are we just stealing from nash now?
Not that I mind or anything, just curious.

>> No.46457423
File: 777 KB, 346x194, NoobListBuilding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46457423

>> No.46457497
File: 65 KB, 374x352, AdMech at Ork Tech Convention.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46457497

>> No.46458428
File: 1.85 MB, 640x480, Kingsman, Thailand branch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46458428

>> No.46459117

>>46439386
Just realized he's using a landline telephone as a hat.
I know the fire extinguisher is a korean pun, but is the telephone anything.

>> No.46459381
File: 325 KB, 2560x532, Western Wizard on Eastern Mysticism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46459381

Got any decent names for this one?

>> No.46459423

>>46450495
It's a screen shot of some of the Custodes from the series 'If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device'

>> No.46459466

>>46459381
What the hell is this from? I feel like this is operating under a definition of the word "rule" that doesn't comport to what most people think of as "the rules" in the context of a TCG.

>> No.46459541

>>46459466
It's from Less Than Nothing: Hegel and the Shadow of Dialectical Materialism, by the biggest meme philosopher that didn't try to sell milk.

>> No.46459597
File: 56 KB, 499x572, Playing Chess with a Hellsmith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46459597

>> No.46459628
File: 1.17 MB, 1360x768, The two faces of the Imperial Guard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46459628

>> No.46459667

>>46458428
T-this is staged, r-right?

>> No.46459709
File: 25 KB, 986x284, semi-historical settings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46459709

>> No.46459716

>>46447041
I wish whoever keeps posting this would change it to chaotic evil for accuracy.

>> No.46459812
File: 996 KB, 500x200, Explaining Army Ranks to new Player.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46459812

>> No.46459817

>>46448918
Yugioh

>> No.46459836

>>46459709
wait, mamoths and mastodons were smaller than current elephants?

>> No.46459842
File: 417 KB, 500x282, After Fenris was destroyed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46459842

>> No.46459853

>>46450679
Eh, they should be alowed to, but a warning should be slapped upon it.

>> No.46459915

>>46448111
GURPS_Infinite_Worlds

>> No.46459957

>>46459915
That's just a kitchen sink setting. And even more overdone

>> No.46460462
File: 616 KB, 800x800, D for descarted.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46460462

>>46455977
Are you from the filename police?
If not, fuck off.

>> No.46461188

>>46459117
The fire extinguisher is a pun?

>> No.46461362

>>46458428

>Watch
>Impressed
>"Wait a second..."
>Rewatch
>That's a woman.
>Impressed AND aroused now.

>> No.46461482

>>46459667
>>46461362
It's literally a Kingsman ad though, afaik

>> No.46461844
File: 2.83 MB, 1280x720, Troll gets ready for a night on the boards.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46461844

>> No.46462320
File: 7 KB, 227x222, Asking players for their char sheets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462320

>> No.46462394
File: 70 KB, 602x509, Party Healer in a nutshell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462394

>> No.46462637
File: 40 KB, 716x542, No racial class resctrictions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462637

>> No.46462719
File: 73 KB, 869x400, Martials are sick of casters' shit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462719

>> No.46462747

>>46462320
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

>> No.46462763
File: 246 KB, 1772x886, Paladin has a midlife crisis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462763

>> No.46462777
File: 137 KB, 500x644, Players' view of plot hooks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462777

>> No.46462796
File: 13 KB, 288x215, Your humble Sheriff, Roger A Muirebe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462796

>> No.46462813
File: 435 KB, 2048x1536, Remembering your first D&D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462813

>> No.46462837

>>46459836
They lived during the ice age, man, megafauna can't live without mega food supply.

>> No.46462841
File: 225 KB, 1000x750, New edition of D&D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46462841

>> No.46462845

>>46449036
Source?

>> No.46463000

>>46462320
At risk of sounding stupid... I don't get it.

>> No.46463059

>>46459836
Depends on where they lived. The European Mammoths could top out at 12 feet at the shoulder. Making them comparable in size to modern African Elephants, but rather larger than American Mastodons.
The chart is a bit misleading.

>> No.46463069

>>46448535

snob goblin

>> No.46463074

>>46463000
Okay, what pokemon is that?
Think about that for a second.

>> No.46463154
File: 223 KB, 467x449, re-using a character.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46463154

>> No.46463181
File: 51 KB, 600x357, worldbuilding threads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46463181

>> No.46463188

>>46462841
I don't get it.

>> No.46463209

>>46459709
Man, Mastodons are the manlets of the elephant world..

>> No.46463233
File: 125 KB, 780x550, When an Imp familiar would make your alignment too obvious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46463233

>>46463188
It's the same building reference in >>46462813

The joke doesn't work well in a filename thread.

>> No.46463235

>>46447137
Gold, man. Gold.

>> No.46463280
File: 24 KB, 269x395, adeptus evangelion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46463280

not a robot

>> No.46463368

>>46463074
Yes. I get that. What does slowbro have to do with taking character sheets? Is it the dumb look they give when you ask for them? An archaic practice? What?

>> No.46463473

>>46463368
>slowbro
It's not called a slowbro.

Also, welcome to 4chan. /tg/ is pretty welcoming, but you may want to lurk more, especially if you venture into less friendly territory.

>> No.46463508

>>46446761
>Not "Shadowrun weapons"

I am disappoint.

>> No.46463610

>>46449015
Oh my god im dying

>> No.46463676

>>46463368
Jesus, son, you some kinda autist?

>> No.46463735

>>46455134
>Dat MP18

I appreciate his taste in antique firearms but could this guy seriously not find a Kalashnikov anywhere?

>> No.46463792

>>46451031
>mfw mental illness hasn't changed at all in the last 100 years.

>> No.46463882

>>46438857
...That's Travis Touchdown, isn't it?
The time took quite a toll on him.

>> No.46463895

>>46448535
>Gobespierre admires your neck.png

>> No.46463900

>>46448111
>>46448111
>forgotten realms

>> No.46463935

>>46459716
That's the joke dumdum

>> No.46464079
File: 256 KB, 576x432, 'Told you so' - Don Quixote.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46464079

>> No.46464173

>>46463233
Shit man, at least I can have a shortstack imp familiar that I can convince people I've converted with my dick, there's no redeeming a goose, no matter how much you fuck it.

>> No.46464542
File: 2.92 MB, 320x238, gonorrhea.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46464542

>> No.46464621

>>46447685
It's okay anon the badwrongfun people are gone now you can stop being a fag shhhhh

>> No.46464991
File: 4.77 MB, 350x261, dmpc takes a drive.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46464991

>> No.46465188

>>46446778
this is not a good candidate image

>> No.46465281
File: 429 KB, 923x617, Gamefinder GMs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46465281

>> No.46465339

>>46458428
>improvised weapon proficiency.webm

>> No.46465493

>>46463610
Hi Dying I'm God.

>> No.46465611

>>46455376
Jesus christ that's dedication right there

>> No.46465630

>>46455376
Imagine if that anon didn't actually have any codes and just said so to see the other people in the thread go wild

>> No.46465642

>>46449015
What's with Floridians and biting? Do they just look up to gators that much?

>> No.46465801

>>46463069
underrated

>> No.46465830
File: 357 KB, 1560x1059, Warhammer Forty Keks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46465830

>>46464991
>thinks about filename for a moment
>Burst out laughing

>> No.46466314
File: 83 KB, 910x897, Corellon Larethian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466314

>>46463069
>not Snoblin
Come on, man.

>> No.46466373
File: 449 KB, 500x500, DM hears your PC has famiry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466373

>>46455894
Why is Hitler stacking chairs?
I kid, Chaplin was a godsend.

>>46457358
She underestimates her own hotness. I'd punch my friend for her tits.

>>46460462
He's right though.

>>46463368
I will do it! I will spoonfeed our poorly brethren! It is a slowpoke, child, and it represents how players are almost universally SLOWER THAN MOLASSES ON PLUTO at turning in their character sheets. Or finishing them. Or working on them. Or starting them.

>>46465642
Monkey see, Monkey do.

>> No.46466380

>>46466314
That elf sure knows how to ride a cock. I would do fowl things to that chick.

>> No.46466564
File: 69 KB, 525x394, 1450020229250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466564

>>46466380

>> No.46466574

>>46466314
snobgoblin, hobgoblin, come on man this is elementary, nobody has ever heard of a hoblin

>> No.46466612
File: 655 KB, 600x4439, AC 13 plus CHA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466612

>>46466380
Do you think puns like those are a clucking GAME?!

>> No.46466655
File: 48 KB, 640x480, Heretek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466655

>> No.46466670
File: 112 KB, 600x800, A thousand peasants died that day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466670

>>46466574
no, but that isn't a hobgoblin, now is it?

>> No.46466721

>>46466380
that post has one of the highest pun densities I've ever seen

>> No.46466757
File: 220 KB, 1707x906, DM defuses That Guy's attempt to enter the magical realm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466757

>> No.46466825
File: 16 KB, 250x332, Hand Holding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466825

>> No.46466840

>>46466757
I like it, but it strikes me as a bit hypocritical for He-Man-meets-Mad-Max on the right there to be talking shit about dressing appropriately. Though I guess it would make more sense if orcs aren't as badly affected by chilly weather.

>> No.46466876
File: 151 KB, 800x575, tg rewrites LotR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466876

>>46466840
Forgot my pic

>> No.46466882
File: 554 KB, 800x2144, Random Encounter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46466882

>> No.46467223
File: 41 KB, 441x490, Banning Tome of Battle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46467223

>> No.46467425
File: 221 KB, 1920x1080, D&D Player's Reaction to Anima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46467425

>> No.46467431

>>46466670
it's a pun, it's not an exact science

>> No.46467469

>>46467425
nina sure was a crazy bitch huh

>> No.46467618

>>46463368
They're slow at finishing the character sheet because players are lazy. That's the joke. Slowpoke is the pokemon by the way.

>> No.46467700

>>46462841
Nickelodeon Studios. A paint job dismantled an institution.

>> No.46467959

>>46446919
I had the screencap, but now I feel as if my life is complete.

>> No.46467978
File: 2.25 MB, 800x450, Seven Shadows Evasion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46467978

>> No.46467994
File: 197 KB, 644x270, YFW Shadowrunners get the Whitehouse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46467994

Some OC, not sure if title is good.

>> No.46468032
File: 147 KB, 662x888, NewQuestThread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46468032

>> No.46468094
File: 158 KB, 1000x1000, That_Guy_in_a_monster_campaign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46468094

>> No.46468159
File: 936 KB, 670x680, So_your_saying_there's_a_chance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46468159

>> No.46468251
File: 876 KB, 2092x3718, Sneaking names passed the DM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46468251

>>46468159

I can imagine a bard carrying that around and ticking off boxes as he builds a dynasty.

>> No.46468689
File: 1.49 MB, 239x291, surreptitiously casting teleport.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46468689

>> No.46468690
File: 12 KB, 401x286, Punett Square Bitches.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46468690

>>46468159
>>46468251
And that's not even accounting for combinations!

>> No.46468949

>>46468690
>race, body structure, nearly everything about an organism
>modeled as one Mendelian gene
>as if determined by a single pair of alleles

Also
>bull + horse = centaur with minotaur upper body?
>when there is supposedly no human component involved
>not just a fucked-up hybrid of bull and horse

I know it's fantasy, but come on now. All you can remember about genetics is punnet squares and you didn't even get *that* right.

>> No.46469001
File: 193 KB, 647x898, failingthesensemotive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46469001

>> No.46469158
File: 875 KB, 1660x1738, D&D players hunt the Blair Witch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46469158

I didn't name it this for filename threads, it's just what I saw to be the most fitting filename.

>> No.46469392

>>46450448
God, I love New Vegas

>> No.46469428
File: 2.86 MB, 1280x720, wizards and fighters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46469428

>> No.46469450
File: 2.41 MB, 480x270, All bard party.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46469450

>> No.46469499
File: 79 KB, 500x410, 1448834745028.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46469499

>>46468949
In settings where Evil can be detected, Acid and Fire are discreet types, and four of five impossible things regularly happen before breakfast, yeah, why wouldn't your entire makeup be constituted by a few broad traits? I mean, how else do you get ownbears and minotaurs?

>> No.46469599

>>46448167
>not soviet IG

>> No.46469624

>>46469499
>how else do you get ownbears and minotaurs?

I'd go with an old-school idea of inheritance. It's a "mixing of the essences", and that's mysterious and vague enough to work however the author wants it to.

Besides, if race is supposed to be mendelian, you run into problems with monsters that are combinations of three or more other animals.

>> No.46469626

>>46463069
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>> No.46469653

>>46469450
>so how'd you finish it off?
>"I stabbed my guitar in it's back, struck a B-flat."
>and then?
>"it did."

>> No.46469694

>>46469624
That just means you have (X) and (YZ) genes, for a total of (XYZ)

>> No.46469697

>>46469450
This needs the sound. Really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1lJnQOK24Q

>> No.46469801

>>46448989
the real question here is, did it put it out.

>> No.46469900
File: 1.02 MB, 1920x1080, somatic components.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46469900

>> No.46470158
File: 3.88 MB, 344x203, sadness somatic spell.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46470158

>>46469900

>> No.46470342

>>46452300
>First Reich meets Third

>> No.46470421
File: 1.57 MB, 460x256, So do you have a good grip on the rules yet.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46470421

>> No.46470446
File: 44 KB, 624x256, Say that warhammer game looks pretty neat, how do you play.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46470446

>> No.46470472
File: 163 KB, 550x655, been a while since we played, let me check my notes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46470472

>> No.46470551
File: 2.97 MB, 604x268, So what's your character doing while all this is going on.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46470551

>> No.46470696
File: 2.86 MB, 338x600, Monk of the Lotus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46470696

>> No.46471108
File: 58 KB, 727x500, every PTU campaign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46471108

>> No.46472005

>>46450630
>>46450679
>>46450680
>>46454103
You know the anti-vaccine people? They hate pasteurization too.

>> No.46472040

>>46466612
gonna need a source on that

>> No.46472110

>>46466825
Underrated as fuck

>> No.46472217

>>46472005
but why? It literally makes the milk last longer and safer to drink.

>> No.46472268
File: 40 KB, 874x521, The Imperium Explained.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46472268

>>46472217
Because science scares them. Did you not get the "anti-vaccine" bit? These people come from the same stock who think the sun orbits the Earth and/or the Earth is flat.

>> No.46472311

>>46472268
No they don't. Flat earthers are almost unheard of, you're probably mixing them up with young earthers, who think the earth is 5000 years old. Those are from dixieland, more or less, and are poor conservatives. Antivaccers are the opposite: Rich liberals from the coasts.

Truly, retardation is the one thing which does not discriminate.

>> No.46472345

>>46472311
young earthers think the earth is 6000 years old not 5000 iirc

>> No.46472365

>>46472311
Anti vaxxers piss me off more than normal since I actually have autsim and their whole platform is built on the idea that having autism is worse than dying of smallpox, polio, shingles, chicken pox, the flu, or any number of easily preventable diseases.

>> No.46472380

>>46472345
Fuck, I'm getting old. You're right, of course.

>> No.46472391

>>46472365
>having autism is worse than dying
This is why suicide is so popular around here, you know.

>> No.46472586
File: 1.85 MB, 720x405, Max Ranks in Intimidate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46472586

>>46472311
I don't mean they're all the same, just the same stock of stupid.
Also flat Earthers exist. Neil DeGrasse Tyson had a rap battle with a rapper who was one, and the rapper was supported by people who also believed in flat Earth.
Then you've got the bunch of loonies who think the Earth is young cuz muh Buybull. For some reason I want to say that's nearly half the US population, but the logical part of my brain is threatening to secede if I believe that. See what I did there?
One in four people think the Sun orbits the Earth. Shit you not. Figure might be a bit old, and of course surveys aren't perfect, but there you go.

>> No.46472623

>>46472586
>just the same stock of stupid.
"the same stock" is not a meaningless phrase you can throw in for keks. It means that they're from the same community and are more or less blood related.

>One in four people think the Sun orbits the Earth
All motion is relative anyway, so it's pretty much the same shit anyway.

>> No.46472677
File: 558 KB, 500x282, Codex Writers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
46472677

>> No.46472750

>>46472586
being from the south most people down here aren't stupid enough to believe the earth is flat. They're more likely to think jesus was a real historical figure. Primarily speaking America's flat earthers are a product of the protestant extremists who are contrarian fuckheads mostly. Say what you want about the Catholic Church but they've had the good sense to call the bible useful allegory and caution against taking it too literally and accept that evolution is a more sensible explanation for our origins than genesis. On top of that I know more than a few catholics who will use Evolution as proof of intelligent design with Evolution being a system god set in place.

People are complex.

>> No.46472923

>>46469001
Did anyone else think that that guys shoulder and head looked like an ass? I thought the baby was gonna get shat on

>> No.46473000

>>46472923
That's the joke

>> No.46473073

>>46472623
Technically, orbits are in pairs. So the earth doesn't really orbit the sun or vice versa. They orbit around a common barycenter.

This point is, of course, located very very close to the center of the sun, so claiming it's relative, while technically correct, is misleading. For all intents and purposes, the earth orbits the sun. Astronomers tend to say exoplanets orbit their star, so the expression is valid from a scientific point of view.

>> No.46473277

>>46472750
>They're more likely to think jesus was a real historical figure.
Last I checked, historians were saying that, all religious mumbo jumbo aside, Jesus did indeed exist.
He certainly did inspire a lot of stories, not all of them as flatteringly (and badly) edited as the ones in the Bible.

>> No.46473460

>>46473277
There's actually not much solid historical evidence and he did a lot of stuff that other prophets of the time did. It's possible that jesus was actually more than one person who's stories were mashed together

>> No.46473478

>>46452820
Wait, when the Trump say he wanted to reduce military spending?

>> No.46473527

>>46473478

He hasn't, anon is using vague language in an attempt to make liberals look hypocritical.

>> No.46474059

>>46473527
Google search.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3259011/The-Donald-Doctrine-Donald-Trump-slash-military-spending-sit-watch-happens-Syria.html
Seems like he has.

But I agree on that other anon being an un-nuanced and bias dick.

>> No.46474195

>>46472365
>>46472311

Anti-vaxxers are not as crazy as you might think.

When they passed the Affordable Care Act, there were clauses that protected pharmaceutical companies from reprisal from side effects of their drugs, in an effort to encourage them to lessen pressure on insurance companies to block people with preexisting conditions from gaining coverage. this essentially made big pharma untouchable in the states, so they started to buy cheaper core chemicals from international groups, specifically pre-combined packs of children's vaccines. Since the american government essentially took away the threat of legal action from big pharma, they have no incentive to maintain quality control, and unsafe vaccinations are still at large. If you want to know more, check the case of an Italian american family that had to go to an Italian court as US courts could not prosecute the pharmaceutical company that purchased and distributed dangerous vaccines across the US. Combine that with a public image campaign to make any anti-vaxxers look like conspiracy theorists and you may understand things a bit better.

>> No.46474312

>>46474195
>Combine that with a public image campaign to make any anti-vaxxers look like conspiracy theorists
>Implying they don't do that to themselves.
Regardless of whether the conspiracy is real or not, a conspiracy-theorist is still a conspiracy-theorist.

>> No.46474382

>>46474312
>Regardless of whether the conspiracy is real or not, a conspiracy-theorist is still a conspiracy-theorist.


but....thats semantically not true?

>> No.46474389

>>46473460
We have as much "solid evidence" for Jesus as we do Hannibal, and I never see people trying to claim he was fake or a composite

>> No.46474510

>>46474382
Really? Person theorizes there is a conspiracy. They are a conspiracy theorist. Regardless of whether their theory is true or not, they theorized about there being a conspiracy.

>>46474389
Burden of proof. Extraordinary claims, such as turning water to wine and whatnot, require extraordinary proof.

>> No.46474545

>>46474195
>Anti-vaxxers are not as crazy as you might think.

No I'm still pretty sure that exposing kids to dying from easily-preventable diseases and then dodging any responsibility for their actions is cra-

Actually no, maybe you have a point.

Perhaps they're not actually crazy; perhaps they're just assholes who like the idea of dead kids.

>> No.46474567

>>46474510
Those have nothing to do with the existence of Jesus, just his divinity.

>> No.46474569

>>46451031
>The War

>> No.46474598

>>46463935
2meta4me

>> No.46475029

>>46474567
His divinity is integral to him though. That's like saying you don't have to prove Trump was actually insane to prove he existed: what's the point? Without his insanity, who is Trump? Without his divinity, who is Jesus?

>> No.46475074

>>46474195
Except for the part where most anti-vaxxers HAVE BEEN VACCINATED. You grew up before 2000, you've been vaccinated, multiple times.

That kind if throws their arguments off a little.

>> No.46475113

>>46475029
Without his divinity Jesus is still the guy that started the entirety of Christianity so he has some historical importance.

As a counterexample, is Joan of Arc no longer a historical figure because her claims to divine guidance and some of the stories around her (like recognising the king out of a random crowd) are unlikely at best?

>> No.46475161

>>46475113
Jesus didn't start it though, the guys who wrote the Bible did, and they came something like fifty years after Jebus died. He himself didn't do it. Admittedly I have no studied Joan of Arc, but I'm pretty sure she has more verified historical records than Jebus does.

>> No.46475165

>>46449566
as a lover of crosswords, that's really really impressive.
Almost makes this thread worth it. Almost (seriously, what's happening with the unfunny image name threads, lately?)

>> No.46475179

>>46450512
逆袭吧魔王
Counter-Attack Demon King.

>> No.46475519

>>46468689
>BECAUSE IIIIIII'M HOMER SIMPS-

>> No.46475816

>>46475519
This has to be the best filename for this gif

>> No.46477364

>>46475161
Not a part of this argument, but Roman census data and his own prosecution documents co confirm that a man known as Jeshua of Nazareth did in fact exist. His teachings inspired his followers to reform their beliefs into what would become Christianity.

Regardless of his divinity or not, he was real and he inspired a religion.

>> No.46477457

>>46472040
Btoom.

Is basically hunger games with grenades.

>> No.46477472

>>46474195
Even if there were detrimental side-effects to vaccines, that's still better than actually having polio or whatever.

People seem to forget this.

>> No.46477562

>>46469158
I'd insult this but then I remember I have spammed lightning powers in an underwater fight.

>> No.46477631

>>46474389
I've seen people try to tell me other historical figures never existed.

>> No.46478395

>>46471108
I played a PTU game where my character became a teenage father, and it never got lewd.

>> No.46478424

>>46472365
I like you.

>> No.46478980

>>46456927
Feanor was such a dick.

>> No.46479250

>>46450679

>aldi UHT milk

Sweet Jesus, man. Hope things are better for you now.

>> No.46479661

>>46467978
That's probably the worst rendition of a melee pistol fight I've ever seen, and I've seen a bunch of them

>> No.46481841

>>46467978
Those girls should be deaf and burnt from the muzzle blasts.

>> No.46482196

>>46481841

They are magic guns anon, don't think about it too hard.

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action