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>> No.44067343

Wheres my Star Wars Magical Realm stories?

how about a hutt crimeboss who has a pit of dianogas

dont worry though, they're specially bred so they cant eat people. they just like getting their tentacles everywhere

>> No.44067348

>>44067276
I figured the holocron would be more of a quest hook than anything - the other players wouldn't know the wannabe Jedi had it, but the holocron's gatekeeper asked them to take it to Taris to have it unlocked.

The Jedi, like Obi-Wan, paid some scum for the ride. Difference is, they won't make it straight there.

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>> No.44067395

>>44067299
You are an Inquisitor! How do you inquisit!?

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>>44067363

Is it bad I find Yoda using a lightsaber to be the most offensive thing about this?

>> No.44067409

>>44067395
Inquisitively.

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What's everyone's favorite Player Characters ship?

E.g. the roughly Falcon esque ships that the whole party can zip around in

I'm looking for one that's more in line with subtly than speed or power. Something nice to give my Jedi PCs that they can avoid attention with but might not really win them a race

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>>44067419
As to your current specifications I'm quite partial to the YT-600. Would you like more?

>> No.44067460

>>44067419

I remember I read an FFG supplement that had a ship that was basically a Corellian-style Firefly freighter.

Right down to the lack of weapons and the position of the cockpit.

>> No.44067467

>>44067419
As a die-hard Imperial, I'd have to go for either the Skipray Blastboat if people are mostly combat-happy, or the VT-49 Decimator if they're after cargo space. Very nice ships.

>> No.44067470

>>44067419
>Dat sexy space turtle

>> No.44067485

>>44067409
Truly the greatest answer. You'll be an Emperor's Hand yet!

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>>44067419
I am seriously considering having my players "ship" be an old clone wars juggernaut

The first mission of the campaign will involve them stealing it, getting caught a long chase sequence that culminates in ramping over a gorge, and the imperial hovertanks in pursuit plummeting to their doom.

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>>44067407
no anon, you are completely justified.

>>44067419
Honestly I'd have to go with the sorosub personal luxury yacht 3000. Live life in the galaxy comfortably.

>> No.44067499

>>44067452
Sure, I'll take whatever you got

As much as I like the space turtle I won't be using it as the only other star wars game we ever played it was our ship

>> No.44067502

>>44067419
The Fury is made of pure sex

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>>44067419
Fight me.

>> No.44067529

>>44067343
Closest thing I had to one, I remember I was laughing a lot when it happened. One of my friends was playing your standard Twi'lek tail-candy slut and would occasionally try to put her in magical realmy situations through the game. But our GM would usually find ways to cool him down. One time our party split in a Black Sun base, and me and my friend got captured and taken to the Hutt vigo in charge while the other half of the party got BTFO and had to recoop at our safehouse. across town. I was playing a mchuge mando bounty hunter because I'm not very creative. When the hutt dropped hints that the twi'lek would get the slave Leia treatment, her player was trying to contain his excitement. There was a fade to black as we were both taken to be processed.

Cut to my mando in a male version of the Leia outfit, draped over the Hutt like a trophy while the twi'lek had been dressed in even more concealing clothes and thrown in the dungeon. My friend was seething. I was laughing my ass off playing male stripper for the black sun goons until rescue arrived.

>> No.44067531

>>44067343
>how about a hutt crimeboss who has a pit of dianogas
>dont worry though, they're specially bred so they cant eat people. they just like getting their tentacles everywhere
"Ho ho ho, so Jedi think she can come to Zurga's home and tell him what to do? HO HO HO!"
Around Zurga, his cronies laughed, partially for the nerve of this Twi'lek Jedi, but also because they were certain that if they didn't laugh when their master did, they'd be next on the chopping block.
"For this crime of hubris, I, the great Zurga the Hutt, sentence you to a week in the diagona pit."
The blue girl went pale. "What? But, but diagonas-"
"Ho ho ho, you will learn soon enough, little Jedi. Take her away!"
Two burly weequay laid grabbed her arms and bustled her out of the throne room towards the diagona pit. When they neared the room, she saw that Zurga was already there, along with his cronies.....
No, not 'already there', they'd just turned around. The pit was behind his throne and she'd just been lead around in a circle.
"Have a good time with my pets, little Jedi. I know your Master has," Zurga said, as the weequay pushed her in.
All in all, the Twi'lek reflected, this was literally the worst thing that could have happened on her first solo mission as a Jedi apprentice.
(cont y/n)
>>44067395
By being unexpected. My chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. TWO! My two weapons are surprise, fear, and a fanatical devotion to the Emperor.
Oh let's come in again.

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>>44067499
Personally, I fucking hate the space turtle. Here's another nice one, but it's a custom job. Want more stocks or customs? Deck plans or just pictures?

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>>44067343
The way the party's liason dark jedi interacts with them has a decidedly Seventh Sister vibe in regards to the female captain.

>>44067395
With discretion. Elaborate death traps and spinning lightsabers only come after sufficient intelligence has been gathered.

>>44067419
I enjoyed the Gozanti back in Saga, before the Filoni times, before the Tie transporters. Flew and accelerated like a brick, but hit like a brick back.

The Barloz is a close second. Almost a B-29 to the Ghost's B-17.

>> No.44067563

>>44067531
yes pls anon... I need my twilek smut and the dubs gods confirm it...

>> No.44067597

>>44067419
16 Pinooks and a powerful electromagnet.

>> No.44067603

>>44067534
Floorplans are nice but even just the mention might help. I've gotten a LOT of replies though so don't feel like you have to go overboard.

Thank you all by the way (all of you)

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>>44067395
I can imagine old Hans doing well as an Inquisitor, though he might be a better example of Imperial Intelligence. Smug, competent, and self-serving.

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>>44067395
If I was an Inquisitor, I think I'd dress as a trooper the entire time. Lay low, pretend to just be another cog in the machine.

Rebel scum would never expect it.

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>>44067516
Take your shoebox and get out of here

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>>44067531
please sir can I have some more

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>>44067621

>Christoph Waltz in Star Wars

Make it fucking happen, Disney.

>> No.44067653

So, for a group of Rebels operating behind Imperial lines, a Lambda seems like the go-to party ship, but what are some other good options that wouldn't look out of place for a bunch of Outer Rim 'Imperials' doing the Burn Notice thing?

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>>44067603
Found this one on deviantART. I think it's the beginning of a compromise between "smuggler" and "bounty hunter".

>> No.44067666

Was I to start a campaign, which era would be the best to play in?

I'm tempted to go before old republic, so I can just bullshit whatever I want and be as lax with canon as possible.

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>>44067531
>Y
Jedi truly make the best tail-candy

>> No.44067684

>>44067653
Decimator, Arquitens, Gozanti with a few ties hanging off her to properly carry an air of imperial-ness, totally depends on what they're looking for and how many folks they can recruit.

>> No.44067687

>>44067419

My players are very fond of their E-9 Explorer kitted out with stealthed mods and a forward torpedo tube.

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>>44067529
>Mando Male Stripper

>> No.44067712

>>44067653
if they're movign a shit ton of shit maybe an imperial lander or whatever they're called (the "long" shuttle)

for something more compact I'd say a Skipray Blastboat. I think it can fit everyone?

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>>44067661
Here's an idea: make your own!

>> No.44067723

>>44067487
oh god I just realized I can't let them do this because it's going to turn into mad max

actually, I'm not sure if that is bad

>> No.44067733

>>44067550
>Gozanti and Barloz

Mah Gungan.

>> No.44067750

>>44067646
Just make sure to handle him better than Spectre. Ever since Django, I'm realizing that Waltz plays a much better hero than a villain. I'd love to see him as a Jedi Master or a Rebel/NR officer. Or the token good Imperial who's a father to his troopers.
>>44067653
If you're looking for something with leg room, get them a Gozanti. Versatile, roomy, and can be found pretty much everywhere within and without the Empire.
>>44067666
Well, if you're doing FFG, you can homebrew anything, but playing OT is the easiest since everything for that era's fluff is already in the books for you. It really depends on what atmosphere you want for your players. Do you want them to be the status quo fighting terrorism? Go Old Republic/PT-era. Do you want them to be the good freedom fighters battling tyranny? Go OT-era.

>> No.44067779

>>44067419

HWK-280

>> No.44067787
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>>44067626
Man, those wings are retarded.

>> No.44067800

>>44067750
>It really depends on what atmosphere you want for your players. Do you want them to be the status quo fighting terrorism? Go Old Republic/PT-era. Do you want them to be the good freedom fighters battling tyranny? Go OT-era.

Honestly, I get the vibe from my players they just want to be playing D&D, but I got them interested in sci-fi, and SW is as "D&D... in space!" as I can get without going spelljammer.

So... probably a ragtag bunch of smugglers/mercs is what they are going to go with, but it's still just in the planning phase.

>> No.44067809

>>44067675
Who's the Jedi with Jabba?... Asking for a friend

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>>44067653
An Imperial Gozanti. Any number of shuttle variations. Any number of Imperial transport variations. A Skipray would be cramped but could work as a scout/patrol craft and planet hopper.

>> No.44067826

>>44067809
>all Hutts are Jabba
gtfo, racist.

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>>44067722
Little known fact: the Twilight is actually a double decker with crew space! I really like multi-floor designs, and while I hated the G-9 Rigger at first it has really grown on me.

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>>44067809
I think it's an OC, but it's based on Rig Nema.

>> No.44067850

>>44067800

Edge'll do that just fine, and assuming they build for combat they shouldn't have a problem solving most situations with violence, though they'll end up in trouble a lot.

FFG is very OT era. You could do an old republic thing, though you'd need to take notes and refluff a lot of stats which is probably a pain in the dick to remember all the time. But if they're just scumming around, OT era works fine too.

>> No.44067856

>>44067531
>>44067563
>>44067634
>>44067675
She landed in waist-deep murky water.
On the plus side, it cushioned her fall, on the downside, she'd gotten some in her mouth and it tasted absolutely FOUL.
She floundered for a moment before she managed to right herself, breaking the surface gasping for air to shout something very rude.
That was when the first tentacle coiled around her leg.
Instead of yelling, the Twi-lek shrieked.
The tentacle snaked up her leg, under her robes and touched her pussy, which elicited another shriek.
Her hands flew into the water, trying to force the tentacle away from her most sacred place but the water and the slippery nature of the diagona meant that all her hands did was slide all over it.
Unfortunately, this only seemed to encourage the tentacle, which furiously rubbed her nether lips, causing her to moan out loud.
The Twi'lek was absolutely mortified, she couldn't be getting aroused by a tentacle raping her, absolutely not!
But why not? It had been so long since she'd had time to... enjoy herself, was this really so wrong?
But the Jedi Code forbid this kind of thing! At least... she thought it did.
As the Jedi tried to justify herself, she didn't consciously notice that her hands were still stroking and gripping the tentacle, but no longer were they trying to force it away.
More tentacles began to expore her body, snapping the young Jedi from her thoughts to realize see that several tentacles had snaked their way up her torso and were starting to tease her breasts.
The Twi'lek panted in open arousal now, watching the tentacles writhe under her robes.
Suddenly, she couldn't bear to be restricted by the garments.
She wanted to see them touch her, and also to touch herself freely.
(cont)
>>44067661
I choose to believe thatthe unlabelled rooms next to the passenger quarters are the head.

>> No.44067873

>>44067831
Same here. I've grown really fond of the design lately.

>> No.44067887

>>44067343

>played a Medical Droid that looked like a new cylon with a blue eye instead of red
>offered 'stress relieving massages' to all the crew
>self lubricating attachments and vibrating function

>> No.44067901

>>44067850
I'm actually planning to use Star Strike!

>> No.44067902

>>44067836
Who is that semen demon? Looks like TCW, but I don't remember seeing her.

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>>44067419

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>>44067733
Space turtles ain't got nothing on this hull.

>>44067750
The last 3rd act of Spectre was so disappointing and rushed compared to the first two acts in all regards, not just Waltz. He did the best he could do with what he had, which is sad considering how satisfying the "Welcome, James" line was at the beginning:

>act smug inna desert
>act smug inna abandoned building
>act smug inna helicopter

I agree with you on Django, though-seeing him play a flawed mentor set in his ways like that would be very satisfying in Star Wars-almost an un-Obi Wan.

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>>44067831
Here's a deckplan for the classic Ebon Hawk! Of all the attempts to recapture the homey feel of the Falcon, I think the Hawk most succeeded. The OP image is concept art for an earlier design of this same ship.

>> No.44067963

>>44067922
>I agree with you on Django, though-seeing him play a flawed mentor set in his ways like that would be very satisfying in Star Wars-almost an un-Obi Wan

You mean like Kota?

>> No.44067998

>>44067856
HERE WE GO!

>engage "hyperdrive" button on my cockpit

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>>44067419
I'm sorry I keep bring it and howlrunners up, but I just love it so much!

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>>44067963
The one and only.

Or, if non-force sensitive, Garm Bel Iblis
. Though Kurt Russel or Jeff Bridges might be a better choice for that role.

>> No.44068028

>>44067901
That, or since they seem to be inseperable from d20, Saga edition. What's the verdict on that?

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>>44067419
Good old ILH-KK Citadel Cruiser
Tough, lots of guns

>> No.44068065

>>44068028

Saga is good, especially for a very heroic/video-gamey feel. You kick a lot of ass and take a lot of names. And it has source books for KOTOR stuff.

Jedi get real powerful in the game though, and all the usual d20 trappings. If that doesn't bother you it's a fine system, which is about as completely published as it'll get.

>> No.44068074

>>44068028
Saga is basically the halfway point between 3.x and 4e. It was the test for a number of mechanics that 4e implemented (Force powers as encounter abilities, trained/untrained skills). Otherwise, pretty similar to 3.x in gameplay though not as horrifically unbalanced. Saga does favor Jedi to some degree, but there are monstrous builds out there that outdo just about anything that even most optimized Force builds can do.

>> No.44068093

>>44067856
>>44067998
The Twi'lek pulled at her robes, sodden and clinging as they were, each layer removed allowed her to see the tentacles better as they played with her pussy and her breasts.
The diagona helped her remove the garments, even being so contentious as to move them away so they wouldn't tangle.
Now the Jedi could see there were two of them, two eyestalks emerging from the water watching her.
One of the tentacles playing with her snaked up to tap her on the lips, tracing over them, leaving a trail of moisture.
The Twi'lek looked down at the tentacle and then up at the eyestalks, then gave it a lick.
Its taste surprised her, instead of the foulness of the water, it tasted like ryhscate.
She groaned in pleasure and licked it again, moaning in pleasure as it slid into her mouth, heedless of the audience, heedless of the Jedi Code.
All she cared about was how good it felt to be touched this way, to taste this firm length in her mouth.
The tentacle playing with her pussy below the water judged her to be aroused enough and stopped sliding against her, causing the Jedi to coo in disappointment.
Then she felt the tip poke into her and slowly the tentacle slid into her pussy, filling her as she moaned around the tentacle filling her mouth.
Once it finally reached her womb, the tentacle slowly withdrew, causing her to moan again. Then it thrust in again, and again, building up a rhythm.
In her mouth, she felt the tasty tentacle start to thrust in and out in counterpoint.
This was heaven, she thought, being fucked in two holes. The only thing missing was-
The young Jedi felt a tentacle poke at her ass.
Her eyes widened and her head whipped around, the tentacle thrusting into her mouth following the movement and never breaking rhythm.
There was a third eyestalk, behind her.
(cont)

>> No.44068095

>>44067902
She was in one episode and was only referred to as 'doctor'

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>>44067419
I'm quite partial to asymetric ships so YT 2400 for me.

>> No.44068123

>>44068065
>>44068028

Also, I personally feel like it's one of those games you have to think of big parts of your build a lot in advance, because there's definitely optimal ways to do things and sub-optimal ways to do things and you don't want to blow your limited advancement options in ways that don't get as useful.

>> No.44068129

>>44068028
Saga is the better of the two d20 Star Wars systems and plays like a cross between 3.5 and 4. Its condition track keeps combat from dragging out if you got a dm that's paying attention. If you're used to gm'ing d20, planning should be fairly easy, but a mat makes things a lot easier-movement is given in squares as is some abilities. Ship combat is pretty easy to pick up if you get how d20 combat works.

Like other d20 systems, its biggest strengths are its resources and customizing ability, which offers a lot of player options but can lead to trap and overpowered builds. One thing Saga does very well is emulate the feel of characters in the films-heroic classes start off struggling against mooks but eventually are taking on bunkers of them like Han and Leia in RotJ. Problem is this applies to the Jedi as well, so parties either need to be all mundanes or all Jedi at the start or just understand that Jedi are space gishes from level 1. I've seen someone awaken to their 'force sensitivity' later in the game, which works all right and is fairly balanced.

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>>44068007
Reminds me of this

>> No.44068300 [DELETED] 

>>44068093
The tentacle poked her asshole again.
The Jedi frantically shook her head no. She hadn't prepared for anything back there!
A little fun was all well and good, but she wasn't in to pain-play!
Then another tentacle slapped her ass firmly, not hard enough to hurt but hard enough to remind her who was in control here.
The tentacle poked at her asshole a third time and stayed there, pushing and twisting gently.
The sensation was surprisingly pleasant and that whole area seemed to be slowly numbing, did these things have some kind of muscle relaxant they excreted?
Finally, the tip of the diagona's tentacle made it past the initial barrier and the Twi'lek's eyes rolled up as she moaned around the piston in shoving in and out of her mouth.
Slowly and relentlessly, her ass was filled by inch after pleasurable inch of tentacle, the slight numbness only adding to her pleasure. Finally, after what felt like hours, her ass was completely stuffed.
Then, it too began to withdraw slowly and shove back in. It built up speed much slower than the others but it felt just as good.
When it was finally pumping at the speed of the other tentacles, they formed a three-part piston, none of them ever quite bottomed out as another pushed in or ever quite withdrawn as another pulled out.
The young Jedi had tentacles roving all over her body now, roving over her arms and playing with her fingers, tickling between her toes, even caressing her lekku.
Each pass over her head-tails made her shiver with pleasure.
A whole week, her last conscious thought said. A whole WEEK of this pleasure. Thank you so much, Master!

And then she knew no more than the pleasure of touch and pressure and thrust.

Excuse me, I have to ... uh *ahem*. I've got a bit more so just hang on.

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>>44068300
>>44068093
...came from behind...

>> No.44068397

inb4 /swg/ gets deemed illegal like /wst/.

>> No.44068427
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>>44067699
>>Mando Male Stripper
Does he slowly and lecherously dismantle and clean firearms or something?

>> No.44068466

>>44067343
Had a falleen and zeltron in the party once. While we were both pickpocketing a mark our hands touched

>> No.44068487

>>44067624
Ah, Inquisitor Alpharius.

>> No.44068494

>>44067531
>>44067856
>>44068093
>>44068300
quest, ol pal, I would seriously recommend shifting this over to /d/

>> No.44068642

>>44068300
A week later, a Jedi Master arrived at Zurga's court.
"Ah, the Master comes for his prodigal student."
The Jedi winced a little. "Maybe not quite the words I'd use."
"Ho ho ho, always with the modesty, you know you enjoy things here just as much."
The Jedi Master coughed delicately. "The usual fee, I presume?"
Zurga waved a hand. "I will grant you a discount, such a fine specimen of Twi'lek... too rarely does someone so beautiful and... enthusiastic arrive here. Eight thousand credits."
The Jedi Master withdrew some credit chits from within his robes handed them over and his apprentice was led out to meet him, freshly washed and her robes cleaned.
"M-Master!" She blushed.
"Relax, Padawan. I'm here to take you back to the Temple now."
"But Master, I don't think I want to go back to the Temple!"
Her Master sighed. "Think of this as a vacation, young one. And like any vacation, it will come around again."
The Twi'lek pondered this for a while. "Well... I guess if I get to come back, I'll go home."
"But only if I get to come back!" She clarified.
"Believe me," the Jedi Master said. "You won't believe how often Jedi come here."

Finite
>>44068494
>>44068397
It's.... it's done now.
Though I think this officially makes me a smut writter.
I am probably going to have to delete these posts too, so be warned any who want to save it.

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>Error: You cannot delete a post this old

>> No.44068702

>>44068680
ur fucked m8

>> No.44068704

>>44068680

It's like a fetus, anon; you gotta catch that shit in the first trimester or you're fucked.

>> No.44068721

>>44068494
>>44068642
>>44068702
>>44068704
You know, didn't I write a story about Luke banging Mara so hard that the Last Command went away?
Or the one about the X-Wing hatefucking a TIE?
Why didn't I get banned for those?
Or did the rules change very recently.....
Shit. Not again, I ain't got TIME to be banned!

>> No.44068735

>>44068704
Don't listen to this rebel scum. Life begins at post.

>> No.44068738

>>44068721

Well, if you get banned technically you would have time IRL.

>> No.44068745

>>44068466
Actually who wins that tug of pheromone war if both a Falleen and Zeltron were trying to influence someone to do the opposite the other one wanted?

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>>44068680

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>>44068680

>> No.44068779

>>44068680
See you in a month qa

>> No.44068794

>>44068721
they B& the WST and I think went after some of the smuttier quests recently, so there's danger

>> No.44068806

>>44068735

And what if the post has a major typo? What if the post contains content inappropriate for the board and would otherwise result in a ban? Anons should only be allowed to delete posts they are unable to support.

>> No.44068878

>>44068779
I regret a non-zero yet positive number of things, but the actual writing of the smut is not one of them.

>> No.44069076

>>44067419

I just cant I see the space turtle

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>>44068680

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>>44068680
whelp, that's what happens when you do smut
also, it's in the archive.
FOREVER

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>>44069412

>FOREVER

>> No.44069475
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I love me black dice

>>44068680
I know thy pain

I have made topics that ended up in a shitpost storm and couldnt get rid of the damn thing

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>>44069412
>>44069432
>FOREVER
Well, I guess you're welcome future anons.

>> No.44069682

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4P9rmote_Y Has this been posted yet? It looks like they're continuing their streak of good episodes.

>> No.44069705

>>44069682
Hey, Konstantine's back. It's been a while.

>> No.44069869
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>>44067419

YT-1210.

My very first star wars game, i played the party mechanic, and we had a YT-1210. Which meant, I was always fixing it, and me and pilot character always got into waifu fights over who the ship actually liked better.

I always try and include a YT-1210 in any star wars game I run, either as an NPC ship, or just in the background.

>> No.44070019
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Can I join the black dice parade?

>> No.44070138
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>>44067516
I actually like this ship design. Not enough "junker" ships around, and this thing comes off as terribly frail.

>>44067534
Bretty good, but that whole "useless" bit between the solar arrays should be some kind of "attic" or something at least. They would realistically use every inch of a ship like that.

>>44067550
Always liked these. I actually love a lot of the patrol boat-type ships from Star Wars, up to and including the Blockade Runner.

>>44067626
This I don't care for so much. Senseless foils are senseless.

>>44067787
Ah yes, this is up my alley too. I remember this ship fondly.

>>44067831
Foils make much more sense on this than that other boat.

>>44067914
Not a fan of most bubble ships. MonCals get a pass though.
>Nova courrier
... wait a minute. Does this thing have like, a single huge capital weapon mounted on it that can only fire a few times a minute at most? I thought I recalled having a ship in an old, OLD d6 SW game that was called the Nova courier and it was outfitted as such. It'd be odd to see that this is what it actually looked like, because it served us damn well indeed. Might make me rethink how much I like it.

>>44067922
Ugly as sin. Love it.

>>44068007
10/10 very flying boat

>>44068114
Never really appealed to me for some reason.

>>44069869
Very nice design. I like how "different' it is from the 1300 but still echoes the design cues. Good precursor ship (or I assume so, since it's a lower model number.)

Speaking of ship I love... love this thing too. Just right up my alley looks-wise.

>> No.44070222

>>44070138
>Bretty good, but that whole "useless" bit between the solar arrays should be some kind of "attic" or something at least. They would realistically use every inch of a ship like that.
The space next to it is marked "access passage" so presumably the area is filled with machinery, without much usable room. It is an engine after all.

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YG-4210 is also a favorite of mine - its old, even in star wars terms, and relatively simple.

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>>44070138

YT-2400 didn't really ever appeal to me, either. Then I guess I just decided I liked it. It's kind of neat, more paired down and simpler than the Falcon. I also like that it mounts a heftier cannon as a turret.

>> No.44070276

>>44067452
So comfy looking

>> No.44070292
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>>44070138
>Not a fan of most bubble ships. MonCals get a pass though.

Actually its Gallorfree, same as the Rebel Transport.

And I don't recall it having capital grade weapons, but after Gallorfree went bankrupt the rebels bought a LOT of couriers and outfitted them as gunships with concussion missile launchers and heavier armament (these missiles made it into the F&D stats, personally I'd just remove the launchers, add an extra hardpoint and drop the price to give to players).

>> No.44070316

>>44070222
True, but the engines are quite small on that bit, and it seems to me they could probably have shoved a "secret cargo area" or something in there. Feels like a money spot for it.

>>44070231
Beauty. Love it.

>>44070262
To each his own, I suppose.

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>>44070316
>Beauty. Love it.

Have another

>> No.44070329

>>44070292
Interesting. I guess I may never know what ship that truly was then. Maybe it was a GM custom.

>> No.44070333

So I'm thinking of running a short story, 2-3 sessions at most, where my players are an elite squad of stormtroopers and they crash on a rebel scum controlled planet.

They'll have to escort an important NPC and be sure he gets off the planet. The odds are completely against them so unless they play really well they'll probably die.

Thing is that I don't know what characters to give them. The way I'm thinking is me making some characters for them, each specialized in something, but still giving them a bit of xp to customize them a bit further.

>> No.44070336

>>44070316

>To each his own, I suppose.

That's all we can really ask of each other. And the setting's large and diverse enough to accommodate it.

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I'm kind of surprised no one has ever used the aesthetic of the front of the Nebulon B in designing a smuggler's ship. That Structure would look kind of neat as a cargo hauler with some engines strapped on the back.

>> No.44070372
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44070372

Lets just turn this in Starship Discussion Edition

KR-TB, if you wanna be a star wars mac truck driver

>> No.44070409
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>>44067914
>>44070292

Might as well post my simplistic deckplan for it (based on Star Wars Galaxies).

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YT-1000 is probably one of my favorites of the YTs, zippy little thing.

>> No.44070437
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I've always been fond of the Action VI transports.
SAGA Edition's starship customization completely broke them. So much convertable cargo space. I think I remember working out that you could arm them more heavily than most capital ships and still be able to haul more than most transports.
Relatively cheap for a ship their size, too.

>> No.44070440

>>44070372

Montross!

>> No.44070445
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44070445

Drawfag here. Since so many freighters are Corellian designs, I was thinking of drawing some that weren't. If you've got any design ideas, post them.

>> No.44070462
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YT-2000

Are there any official stats for this thing yet?

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>>44070462

Yeah, I think its in Stay Casual, let me check.

>> No.44070484

>>44070445

Incom freighters might be interesting.

>> No.44070493

>>44070437

That's almost a thing in EaW I think, frigate converted from Action VI transports. I say "almost" because obviously they're not more robustly armed than other ships of their size.

>>44070462

Yeah, it's in Fly Casual

>> No.44070495

>>44070445

Seinar Fleet Systems or Slayn & Korpil or Incom decides to try a light civilian freighter. Assume Seinar is designing for more well-to-do Imperials, Slayn & Korpil are designing to appeal to more alien customers (with variable atmospheres), and Incom is doing what they do best: something accessible to everyone that hits just a mark over standard for quality.

>> No.44070496

>>44070462
FFG? Fly Casual p60.

Silhouette 4
Speed 3
Handling 0
Shields F1/A1
Armor 3
Hull 24
System 14
Hyperdrive 2/BU 12
Sensor Range Short
Crew 2
Passengers 7
Encumbrance 170
Cost 120k/R5
Consumables 3mo
Hardpoints 5
Weapons dorsal/ventral turreted twin medium lasers

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>>44070462
>>44070476
>stay casual

Whoops, Fly Casual, not stay...

>> No.44070501
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44070501

Another of my favorite designs, the YZ-775

I had a character who flew on of these - remarkably awesome in both cargo hauling and firepower

>>44070493
>>44070496

Cool, thanks

>> No.44070532

>>44070484
>>44070495
I'll try an Incom first. Should it be a letter like their fighters? Otherwise, any suggestions for its shape?

>> No.44070549

>>44070532

Eh, letters are for starfighters and bombers. If you can spend a night in it in more than just your seat and pilot suit, it's not really a fighter anymore.

Look at their designs, the X-Wing, the T-16, the T-47... A delta shape to Correlia's burger freighters, maybe?

>> No.44070574

>>44070437
I totally forgot about how extensive and how silly the ship modification rules are for the game. Loved them though, especially after you had enough money to actually modify them.

>>44069869
I loved the YT-1210 and 1250. A great starting ship for party and gm.

>>44070501
Is that just the 1300 and Corvette's baby?

>> No.44070576

>>44070549
>A delta shape to Correlia's burger freighters, maybe?
>Incom's Delta line designed to compete with CEC's popular YT-series.
Yes.
>>44070532
Please, make this happen.

>> No.44070585

>>44069869
>that single forward prong
>you are now imagining a YT-1210 'docking' with a YT-1300

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>that site doesn't have curved hilts

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>>44070576
>A delta shape to Correlia's burger freighters, maybe?

So kind of like the Type-S scout from Traveller?

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>>44070643

Traveller d20 version

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>>44070653

Alternatively, the Cobra Mk IV from Elite is roughly the size of the Falcon (shorter, but wider).

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>>44070549
>>44070576
Wasn't 100% sure what you meant by delta shape. Figured you meant it to be more arrow-shaped and angular than a Corellian cheeseburger.
>1) Bridge
>2) Airlocks
>3) Ladder & Turrets on top and beneath the ship
>4) Engine Room
(I accidentally forgot to write a 5th item)
>6) Crew quarters
>7) Kitchen
>8) Lounge
I didn't draw the lower deck, because it's just a cargo hold. There's a ramp at the bow like on the Ghost, and another wide hatch at the stern for heavy cargo. In addition to the two dorsal turrets, I drew a pair of x-wing style cannons underneath the bridge.

>> No.44070742

>>44070643
>>44070653
>>44070680

Doesn't have to be played so straight.

>>44070717

I'd say make the wings meatier or something, otherwise it looks like an upsized Howlrunner freighter.

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>>44070576
Here's the patrol cruiser I made up some time ago.
Kind of liked the wedge shapes and bit of a Sienarboo

>> No.44070798

>>44067299
Thinking of encounters for mid-high level force and destiny
>The Gundark knows you have her cub
>A group of Mandoa'a hunters are looking for someone to join them on a hunt for not!Predator
>Macho-man Randy-Inquisitor is comin' to duplex some brothers and take down some force sensitives
>The party finds an ancient Fury class ship. The former owner's Sith training droid is not pleased
>A group of rogue astromechs break into a bank
>A force sensitive being has been discovered on Tatooine (it's a jawa)
>An ancient wookie evil has awakened, you must gather 5 trandoshans with attitude

>> No.44070813

>>44070798
Those all sound good.

>> No.44070881

>>44070798

Stealing some of these

>> No.44070923

>>44067516
>>44067626
Bounty Hunter ship was the easiest to get around inside when I played. Fuck the smuggler in particular.

>> No.44070938

>>44070742
Wider or thicker?

>> No.44070946

>>44067787
I hated that design, it needed a center hallway so we wouldn't have to circle around constantly.

>> No.44070961

>>44070372
>>44070440
He also has the most powerful fucking guns.

Solar Ionization cannons, think Ion cannons plus Disintegration "Turn big chunks of the enemy ship into a burst of plasma"

>> No.44070982
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How would you guys stat the Dornean Gunship from RoTJ? The Wook has them at 95 meters with 8 turbo lasers and 8 concussion missile launchers. Which seems like an absurdly heavy armament given that republic frigates only have 5 turbo lasers and are half as big again. Also there isn't any visible weaponry. It makes more sense to me that it would be a torpedo boat, firing missiles from hidden ports.

It's endearingly ugly and It's rapidly becoming my ship-fu. I think it might make a good player ship in EoTE or AoR.

>> No.44071009

>>44070784
I like it though I wish it was an IPV.


>>44070982
Where did you find that model?

Also I see a few potential "This is a Gun" things.

And which republic frigates are lighter?

>> No.44071025

>>44070982
>>44071009
Oh i found it. also are there found models of any of the other distant background ships?

>> No.44071050
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>>44070982
>>44071009
>>44071025
Seems most of those were airbrushed on glass.

>> No.44071052
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>>44071009
http://www.therpf.com/showthread.php?t=120106&page=3&p=1870477&viewfull=1#post1870477

This guy did a recreation of it based off of the few times it shows up in RoTJ and some screengrabs of an ILM documentary where it's sitting on a shelf behind a guy being interviewed.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Braha%27tok-class_gunship

The refit Consular Class is about 1.5x bigger than it but has far fewer guns.

>> No.44071076

>>44071050
>Oh i found it. also are there found models of any of the other distant background ships?

There are a few from the fleet scene at the end of ESB that had models built for them. They were mostly made out of scraps left over from the rest of production and Solo cups.

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I love these things, like more mobile, more dexterous Hutts with some great secondary abilities but a little less durability.

>> No.44071138
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>tfw at last there's a SW main female character that's actually attractive and will enrich all future products.

>> No.44071154
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>>44071138
Yeah, Phasma's hot as fuck.

>> No.44071156

Have any of you tried combining Imperial Assault with the miniatures space battle game? You could potentially do games simultaneously and the actions of one game affects things in the other, like the classic "take out the thing on Endor so the Death Star is vulnerable" thing.

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>>44071154

>> No.44071176
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>>44071154
I'm looking forward to her more than her superiors. Brienne of Darth makes my dick hard.

>> No.44071190

>>44071154
Tarth Vader xD

>> No.44071198
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>>44071138
I can't imagine anyone not liking Leia. But to each their own.

>> No.44071219
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>>44071198
Yeah, fan art of her. Not Carrie Fisher, though. She's not ugly (not when she was young, anyway) she's just oddy unsexual and plain. I feel like I'm looking at my mom.

>> No.44071222

>>44071138
>actually attractive
Yeah, if you like the "generic teenage-girl self-insert as-dictated-by-focus-groups" look.

>> No.44071230

>>44071154
Captain Phasma still sounds like something from Eps 1-3. I can't wait for the film to purge that association from my mind.

>> No.44071232

>>44071219
Understandable. I hope Rey is at least as good a heroine as I've always considered Leia.

>> No.44071267

>>44070982
>It's endearingly ugly
That it is. I like.

>> No.44071268

>>44071232
Well Leia starts by getting captured and then gets rescued, even if they sliiiightly remixed it by her already being out of direct captivity when they got there. I can't remember Empire specifics but she gets wrecked alongside the other Rebels, for the most part. In Jedi she befriends a cute teddie bear. Her iconic appearance is being a slave girl in a space bikini.

I mean, I know they can make up any damn reason they like because it's fiction, so it'll always be "justified" within in-universe, but the fact she wasn't remotely a jedi yet Luke rises to such heights he takes out the 2 big cheeses of the Empire.

>>44071222
You can make anything like that. The feeble attempt I mentioned above for Leia not being directly in captivity on the Death Star is a similar thing. The token black guy of Lando. It also doesn't get much more self-inserty than Luke himself. Useless retard from a farm becomes galactic-empire-overthrowing-badass.

>> No.44071305

>>44071268
Wait, do you just not like Leia because of her lack of power? That's weaksauce, bro. Do not serve that sauce to the Emperor.

>> No.44071417
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>>44070798
>(it's a jawa)

pic related

>he becomes a sith named Darth Utini

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>>44071138

>> No.44071490

>>44071461
Us that the Rogues Erasure movie?

Fuck that idea.

>> No.44071530
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>>44071268

>i dont like her because she doesn't do cool things

Ok?

By that logic, you shouldnt like Chewie either - he literally does nothing for two movies, until his big moment, where he steals an AT-ST with a pair of teddie bears

>> No.44071587

>>44071490
Rogue One is about the rebels who steal the Death Star plans, it has nothing to do with Rogue Squadron.

>> No.44071627
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>Just won an Armada match flying 134 points of rebel squadrons
>Minefield stuck us in the far right corner of the map
>Was in the most disadvantagous position cramped together in the arc of 3 victory class star destroyers with all sorts of upgrade shenanigans
>Squadrons ripped one of them apart and tore his tie fighters a new one
>His face when losing by 30 points in the end
Has to be one of my favorite games I've played so far

>> No.44071674

>>44071587
It's shit.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Erases a lot of stuff.

>> No.44071697

>>44071674

You must be absolutely livid about The Force Awakens, then.

>> No.44071846

>>44071530
I didn't say that's why I didn't like her, I was trying to point out it's odd to consider he a good heroine. It's like considering Aunt Beru a good heroine. After all, she's nearly unique - she's one of only two things Stormtroopers can manage to hit.

>> No.44071858

I want to get my friend a little present. He has that miniatures game. On the basis that I don't know what (if any) expansions he has beyond the core set, what would be a good one to get?

I was thinking of getting him the Force Awakens one linked to below. It's timely, after all, and we're going to see it when it comes out as well.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-X-Wing-Force-Awakens/dp/B014TKHEPA/

>> No.44071861

>>44071461
The weird thing is, I used to vaguely know her. My friend kissed her when they were both about 14. She went to the girls' school down the road from my boys' school.

>> No.44071924
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>mfw I only just realised that a Star Destroyer isn't called that as an allusion to destroying stars but rather because it's a destroyer battleship in space.

>> No.44071935

What additional plastic sleeves do I need for the Imperial Assault base set?

>> No.44071940
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>>44071924

You just realized this?

>> No.44071960

>>44071940
Yeah, genuinely only just occurred to me.

In my meagre defence, military stuff isn't all that common knowledge here like I think it is in America. I can say with certainty that if I said "a destroyer" to most people they wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about. I only know because of war games.

>> No.44072023

>>44071940
Fletcher-class is best class

>> No.44072050

>>44071960

Holy tits, that had not occurred to me either. It was just a name.

>> No.44072087
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44072087

Seeing how there have been like 3 EotE/FoD books released in the last month that hasn't been scanned. I've collected all the tidbits of info about the player stuff from them that has popped up here in the general in here
http://imgur.com/a/v73X0
Just the stuff about the guns from Stronghold. As well as bird race, armors, force talents, and droids in Gatekeeper, not sure if that is all of Gatekeeper.

I just have it in an album for my own sake until they get scanned so figured I'd share it here in case anyone missed it/will ask for it.

>> No.44072625

Obviously this is more /v/ than /tg/ but I value your opinion considerably more than theirs. I've heard bad things about the new Battlefront - Total Biscuit detests it with a passion - is it really that bad?

>> No.44072633

>>44068246
>Sea Duck
OEEAY!

>> No.44072792
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>>44072625

Everything I've heard, is that its really pretty - from the sound, music, art, its very well done in that regard, very immersive...

...but, thats pretty much it. The gameplay is solid, but theres not much to it. Plus, EA's aggressive stance on DLC means that in order for the game to get "better" you have to dump more money into it

Some people really love it, some people really dont.

>> No.44072795

>>44072087
Gatekeeper is up on torrents now, actually.

>>44072625
It's mediocre. There really isn't a ton of depth to it. If you're pretty big on multiplayer, it might be worth it at a cheaper price, but not $60/$110. Also, PC is pretty dead, as in I've waited 20 minutes multiple times at different times and I've never been able to get into a Fighter Squadron match with the minimum people in the past week. Supposedly Xbox One isn't much better, but PS4 still has a fair amount of people apparently.

>> No.44072816
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>>44072625
Especially if it's a EA FPS with a season pass.

>> No.44072833
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>>44072792
It's not acceptable when all the things they did well were already established via the Star Wars lore / films.

>> No.44072852

>>44072625
It's basic, and bad as a sequel when compared to 2. Even if you don't compare it to Halo 5 and Blops 3 that came out in the same month as it it's found lacking.

If you really really want a Star Wars game and only want to play multi player seeing how there is no single player, then of course you can have fun with it. It's not bad, just not good in any real way.

>> No.44072858

>>44072625
I guess it depends on what you want out of it. It has great production values so it looks and sounds like the movies. Endor in particular looks amazing. But there are so few maps you can't really play it for long stretches without cycling around, the air combat sucks, and a lot of the small map modes are dumb. Grabbing it on sale to play with friends? Could be worth it. For $60? No. For $70 to get a bunch of crap already in the game and emotes no one uses? Retarded.

>> No.44072872

>>44072792
Luckily EA is backpedalling like a motherfucker after all the backlash so at least peeps who already bought it might get more free stuff without needing a season pass(TM)

>> No.44072925
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>>44071940
Why are cruisers smaller than destroyers in Star Wars?

>> No.44072941

>>44072925

The same reason Dreadnoughts are a class of heavy cruiser.

>> No.44072948

>>44072925
IIRC, in Legends, that snarl was fixed by making "Star Destroyer" its own ship class distinct from "Destroyer."

>> No.44072977

>>44072925
Hey shipfag you put together stats for this thing yet?

It might end up a focal point in my campaign (the players might be aiming to subvert one to the Rebellion with the help of their sympathetic Imperial officer/deep cover agent)

>> No.44073069

>>44072625
I think Dunkey had the best review of it I've seen so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U49VvGYZr98

>> No.44073084

>>44071674
>a lot of stuff.
That being the like, 10 different ways the DS-1 plans were stolen in Legends?

>> No.44073147

>>44070361
As soon as I got the credits in EoTE, I bought a Neb-B and upgraded every single weapons system. Its now a glass cannon, with all 12 light turbolaser turrets on its port and starboard sides turned into 10 retractable proton torpedo launchers and 2 point defense lasers. Its called "Just A Freighter" and flies upside down in relation to Imperial ships like the freighter version of the Neb-B.

>> No.44073148
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Repainted a HWK-290 into Black Sun colours for my Scum lists.

>> No.44073171

>>44071924
>destroyer battleship
lolwut
DDs and BBs are completely different ships, anon.
Saying "destroyer battleship" is like saying "compact car semi truck".

>> No.44073181

>>44070961
How would those stat out in EoTE?

>> No.44073189

>>44072023
Hoel is best Fletcher.
She bumrushes the Yamato and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.44073192

>>44070798
>group of rogue astromechs break into a bank
Lead by Chopper

>> No.44073494

>>44072925
Because they are classifications of role not size.

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>>44073189

Don't forget O'Bannon and her Potatoes of Freedom

>> No.44073763

>>44073734
Wut.
I was talking about the actual USS Hoel, DD-533.
Fucking shipslutfags.

>> No.44073802
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>>44073763

So was I

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_O%27Bannon_(DD-450)

>As the Japanese sailors attempted to man their three-inch deck gun, the O'Bannon's deck hands, not having side arms, grabbed potatoes from nearby storage bins and pelted the Japanese with them. Thinking the potatoes were hand grenades, the submarine's sailors were too occupied with throwing them away from the sub to fire. This gave the O'Bannon the opportunity to distance itself to fire its guns at the sub and damage the conning tower. Although the sub still managed to submerge, O'Bannon used depth charges to finally sink it.

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>>44073734
If I had to describe the word autism using one image I'd probably go with that one.

>> No.44073810
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Lucas
>Hey Star Destroyers..thats a cool name!

Other people
>George, you realize Destroyer in nautical terms is like one of the smallest class of ships

Lucas
>NO ONE WILL NOTICE THAT YOU TURBO NERDS!

>> No.44073827
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44073827

trying to get into X-Wing but I'm also trying to buy enough ships for games with my non-gaming friends

For my first purchase I've decided that I will buy the TFA core set, the falcon, the tie phantom, and the slave I

what else do you guys suggest I buy? looking mainly for "generic" small ships that easily fit into any build. Should I buy the first core set as well? What are some tournament standard cards/expansions I should get?

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>>44073804
just you wait, kuat collection will be a real thing!

honestly the thing that pisses me off about kantai collection isnt the girls, its the fact that once you strip away the girls and the navy trivia, you have one of the most objectively god awful gameplay in the world. Angry Birds has more in depth strategy!

>> No.44073861
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>>44073846
and this is from someone who plays the damn game!

hey I need a time waster, I dont feel like buying a DS or Vita

>> No.44073872

>>44073804
>autism

Go back to /v/ and stay go

>> No.44073991

I've got 6 credits on Audible. Which Star Wars audiobooks should I get? Is Aftermath any good?

>> No.44074059

>>44072925
I can't tell if it just due to Imperial Jobbing, but the Arquetins-class seems woefully under-gunned even as a patrol vessel.

Does the ship have any practical use beyond giving the Empire hulls over backwater planets?

>> No.44074064

>>44073991
The Thrawn Trilogy audiobooks narrated by Denis Lawson if you can find them.

>Is Aftermath any good
Not really, no.

>> No.44074208

Ok. /swg/, I'm in need of your help.

I posted a couple generals ago about getting into the X-Wing miniatures game-- specifically that I got my father hooked as well. He was big into WWII games when he was a kid and something about the game tickled his fancy (possibly its resemblance to some game called Luftwaffe).

I love that me and my father now have this nerdy thing to share, and it has sparked some imagination in him-- he wants to craft a sort've campaign system onto it not unlike his favorite WWII game "Battle of Jutland". If you've never heard of it, it splits a game into two phases; part one has the one player roaming his fleets about the Mediterranean searching for the other player, who is secretly marking off his moves towards certain objectives.

So we are putting together this idea and I'd love some feedback. Actual X-Wing fighting is unchanged-- we are overlaying this hex-map campaign thing on top. I'm also only designing for what I own, which is as of now a TFA core, a vanilla core, Most Wanted, and last night I got Imp and Re Aces.

>Imperials have 2 stationary bases and 1 roaming base. Each stationary base has an Area of Control radius of 6 hexes. The roaming base--a Star Destroyer--has an Area of Control radius of 4 hexes.
>Imperials have 5 squadrons (each is a 60pt. list). Two must be deployed within the AoC of the Star Destroyer, while the other 3 are split however the Imp player decides.
>Rebels have a single hidden base, chosen and marked at the campaign's start.
>Rebels have 3 squadrons (each is 60pt.). They are assigned to missions secretly.

>At the beginning of the campaign, the Rebel must trace a 'supply route' from one edge of the map to his secret base. It need not be the shortest route possible, but it cannot double-back and must be relatively direct.
>Each campaign turn, the Rebel assigns missions in secret, then the Imp player moves his Star Destroyer and deploys squadrons.
Cont.

>> No.44074212

How many Tie Fighters are usually in a Victory Class Star Destoyer?

My players are about to hit the Tatooine Blockade and will be facing a VID with some rebels popping in to help out and I need some numbers.

>> No.44074278

>>44074208

>If the Rebel 'supply route' is within the Star Destroyer's AoC it is noted and marked on the map. If a squadron is deployed in that hex, the Imperials may attack the Rebel's supply transports triggering a mission (basically forces the Rebs to reassign one of their squadrons).
>If the Rebel base is within the SD's Area of Control, it is noted and marked. Triggers an 'end of campaign' mission. Big clusterfuck.

The Rebels' missions take place within the Imp base's AoC, and are a series of attempts to take down the two bases' defenses for a final assault.

We haven't worked out enough of the mid-game for me to confidently say what the end-game would resemble but that is about the gist of what we're hoping it'll look like.

Current priorities;
>Getting an actual map together
>Probably bumping up all the 60pt. lists to 100pt. lists now that I own Imp and Rebel Aces as well.
>Putting together the various missions and how to trigger them

So what do ya'll think? Neat? Terrible? Should I go kill myself?

>> No.44074325
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>>44070445
Could you do your interpretation of this?
It's supposed to be a courier shuttle made by a outer rim producer and similar in size to the HWK-290 but less armed (one laser cannon, facing forward) and a lot cheaper than a HWK.

The "pods" on the wingtips are upgraded bellubab-22-style engines that can turn 90 degrees to point down for a quick planetary dust-off if needed.

I'd love to get a side or top-down pic of it.

>> No.44074347 [SPOILER] 
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TFA Toy leak if anyone wants to see it (actual spoiler, click at own risk)

Who didn't see this coming

>> No.44074445

>>44074347
Oh no, Rey joins the good guys BIG SHOCKER

>> No.44074446

>>44067299
Anyone have any idea when a scan of Keeping the Peace will be incoming?

>> No.44074458

>>44074347
looks like the chance that Finn dies forcing her to embrace her skywalker legacy just went up

>> No.44074506

scum generic list

http://geordanr.github.io/xwing/?f=Scum%20and%20Villainy&d=v3!s!137:57,141,113:-1:7:;137:57,141,113:-1:7:;115:53,112:-1:-1:;115:53,112:-1:-1:

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>>44074347
I didn't own SW figures when I was a kid :(
Course had I known how much some of that shit is worth now I would have actively pestered my parents for plastic dollies a lot more.

>> No.44074558

>>44067661
It's just a worse YT-1300. What's the fucking point? And based on the schematics, it only has room for three passengers.

>> No.44074572

>>44074558

And why isn't it called a YT-650? It is almost literally just half a YT-1300

>> No.44074664

>>44071222

Could have just done what everything else has been doing and cast Crabtacular Bandicoot for the role.

>> No.44074665

>>44074506
I'd go with this instead. Khyraxxz don't really need hotshots as much as they benefit from Glitterstims. You could seap out the second Adv Homing Missile for a Cluster as well, but meh... I like options. And for what it's worth, I have never felt like I needed Ion Pulse Missiles.

http://geordanr.github.io/xwing/?f=Scum%20and%20Villainy&d=v3!s!137:57,14,128:-1:-1:;137:57,141,128:-1:7:;115:-1,-1:-1:-1:;115:-1,-1:-1:-1:;115:-1,-1:-1:-1:

>> No.44074684

>>44071267

If there's anything you could say about Star Wars aesthetics, it's this. Larger ships get to be endearingly ugly, starfighters get to be cool, and small ships get to be somewhere in between.

>> No.44074698

>>44074059
It is worth remembering that there are a few retractable guns, and really Arquitens are small. Not only that, they do carry tie fighers (4x each I think). So a light border-patrol vessel plus 4x tie fighters is really more than enough to do bording actions, contraband searches, and do escorts for logistical freighters and stuff. They aren't "ship of line" war ships, they are "hey there may be some pirates on this tiny asteroid, go level their colony" type ships.

I think the Arquitens makes for a great ship for a small cell for an RPG, like an imperial version of the Rebel Blockade Runner. Speaking of which, the Arquitens fucked up a RBR at the opening of SW: Rebels "wings of the master".

>> No.44074706

>>44074458
Damn, you're right. If it happens, I wonder if some people are gonna call it racism that he already dies in the first movie.

>They only did it because of the fan backlash!

>> No.44074719

>>44071268

>Luke rises to such heights he takes out the 2 big cheeses of the Empire

Anon, the point is that he doesn't. The Emperor tries to turn Luke by having him kill his father, Luke stops himself because he'd need to turn to the dark side to do it, and then the Emperor trounces the fucking kid with lighting.

>> No.44074866

>>44074706
You mean, we might get a white male protagonist in his 20-30's in Ep VIII? Color me intrigued.

Also, Kylo Ren for Han and Leia's son.

>> No.44074877

>>44074866
Fingers crossed for Ben Skywalker.

>> No.44074880

>>44074706
God I hope not. That would be so stupid a response to something that would likely be a meaningful and important plot point. Also I hope I'm wrong because from facial expressions alone Finn seems awesome.[/spoilers]

>> No.44074914

>>44074866
I'm thinking you're right and it's going to basically be a not shitty version of Jacen and Jaina. Who knows, those might even be their real names/middle names

>> No.44074979
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Awwww yeah, got my Code Cylinders coming in from a 501st Engineer. TIE pilot off-duty / reservist is officially go. 'Wild Child' checking in.

>>44074877
That mite b kewl.

>>44074880
>expecting SJW kektards screaming about racism to give a shit about that

For fuck's sake, they lost their shit about the fact that Finn is smaller in the Chinese poster, not even really mentioning about the fact that Chewie and several other characters are straight up gone and they plugged in more of that badass stormtrooper army and spess ships.Just google 'chinese force awakens' and you'll get an endless supply of media outlets calling it racist.

General thoughts on RLM's prediction of the new movie? I could see a good majority of the plot they were explaining coming to pass, especially in regards to Finn being a red herring character.

>> No.44075022

>>44072925

I was always annoyed that destroyers in real life weren't that large compared to other ship classes. I mean, you have it named "destroyer," and it's basically an up-armed frigate? That's a name that belongs on something more intimidating than that.

>>44071846

Her first appearance after stuffing the plans in R2-D2 has her fighting a retreat against stormtroopers. After being captured she endures torture and still routinely insults both Vader and Tarkin, the two most powerful people in the Empire save for the Emperor. After her planet is destroyed before her eyes, the first thing she does to the stormtrooper that enters her cell, who to her can only be the guy taking her to her execution, is insult his height. Then when Han and Luke's plan falls apart, she grabs a blaster and plugs some stormtroopers again, and gets them out blasting open a grate and diving in. Then she clearly points out to Han that they're being tracked, because she understands military strategy.

In Empire she plays an effective military commander, and bugs out with Han so she can help get the last transports out. She later has to balance being that Alliance figurehead while also trying to balance her affections for Han. She continues to defy the bad guys and still doesn't give up when he's taken by Boba, plugging shots into the ship's side as it leaves. Then she proves instrumental in saving Luke.

In Jedi, she's Plan A in saving Han, which fails, but she still chokes out Jabba because fuck that guy. Carrie FOUGHT on set to kill Jabba on-screen. If anyone was going to put her character in that position, she was damn well going to kill the fucker because Leia ain't no bitch. She participates in the raid on the Death Star, tackling some scout troops on her own and forcing Luke to follow, and succeeding her diplomacy roll with the Ewoks. Then she plugs more stormtroopers in the raid itself, even when she's hit and cornered.

Leia pulls her own. She ain't no bitch.

>> No.44075052

>>44075022
Leia is how you play a Noble right if you ever find yourself playing Saga.

>> No.44075056

>>44075022

I do like hearing Carrie say why she doesn't mind the dolls with the slave outfit. She personally killed the fucker who put her in it and that's a practical lesson for little girls.

>> No.44075076

>>44075022
She's arguably more competent than Luke or Han in the Death Star escape too. I'm not going to pretend that OT Star Wars isn't a huge sausage fest but all this revisionism about Leia is stupid. She's a hero, she does badass stuff, she's a good role model for young girls.

>> No.44075138

>>44075076

Agreed. I am not fond of the constant need to revisit this kind of stuff-- "but what did it REALLY imply?"

Leia is badass. Luke is kind of a bitch who turns into a badass. Han is kind of a dick who turns into a less of a dick badass. Chewie has a big dick.

We need to focus on what is really important.

Chewie's dick.

>> No.44075145

>>44075076
She's also one of the most competent during the sail barge fight, along with R2. Everyone else either ate shit or was lucky to survive.

>> No.44075179

>>44074208
>>44074278

This is actually a really neat idea. I think you might want to update those lists to 100 points just for variety's sake.

Also, what are you doing with the Scum you have for Most Wanted? Unless I missed something I don't see them anywhere in your description.

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>>44075022
>>44075052
>>44075056
>>44075076

Forgot my pic. Her meeting Tarkin in person. The filename is paraphrased, but the spirit is spot on.

>> No.44075231

>>44075138
>Agreed. I am not fond of the constant need to revisit this kind of stuff-- "but what did it REALLY imply?"
Same thing with Mad Max Fury Road.
Everything in that movie was in some form or variation already in the first two movies. Even the fighting old lady, which was the grandma in the first film and the badass female warriors were around in the second film.
Yet people seem to think that the film is somehow making a political statement, when the women in the Mad Max films always have been pretty emancipated and Fury Road just continues the established themes. Furiosa was one of the most important persons in Immortans warband since she was the one in charge of the convoy.

Oh well.
Guess some people can't resist shoving their pet peeves and agendas into everything they touch.

>> No.44075298

>>44075179
He's probably just using them for Rebs. Shipwise, it's just two Headhunters and a Y-Wing.

>> No.44075308

Guys, has Winter been brought over to nucanon yet?
Because she's awesome and definitely deserves a spot.

>> No.44075312

>>44075022
Destroyers were originally called Torpedo Boat Destroyers (TBDs), and were designed to be fast, heavily armed, and maneuverable escorts for larger ships. After WW 2, their armaments upgraded considerably and now they have guided missiles. This has made battleships, and battlecruisers completely superfluous, and a waste of materials. Meanwhile the modern destroyers have even begun to supplant cruisers.

So yeah... Destroyrrs started as a defense against light torpedo boats, and since them have made *most larger ships redundant and completely unnecessary in modern naval warfare.

>> No.44075361

Recent interview with Harrison Ford
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-13/star-wars-the-force-awakens-seven-things-harrison-ford-says/7014620

>> No.44075363

>>44075308
She's also hot.
EXTREMELY hot.
Tycho's a lucky devil.

>> No.44075376

>>44075231

To be fair, I don't think Fury Road was particularly subtle about its feminist themes which was refreshing. My pet peeve is inevitably down the line someone going "but what if Fury Road is actually about Tunisian egalitarianism" or something equally off base.

>> No.44075403

>>44075298

Actually I'm glad >>44075179 mentioned it because I totally forgot.

With Most Wanted I made small 30pt. lists. I'm thinking of making the Imp and Reb players bid to see who can use them as adjunct squadrons. Which raises the question of "with what resource" and others.

There's a whole host of stuff I'd like to do--start all squadrons off as shitty and have players earn upgrades and aces--but I don't know how to implement it or whether it'd be worth the effort.

>> No.44075404

>>44075363
Uwila best waifu

>> No.44075471

>>44075145
Luke holds his own. I mean, he gets shot in the hand, but that's about it.
>but muh Boba Fett
He cut the cable easily and was moving to deal with him and was pre-empted by that armored idiot GETTING INTO MELEE RANGE OF A JEDI KNIGHT WITH A LIGHTSABER.

Really, it's a mercy that Han bashed his jetpack, or else there'd be so many fanboy tears over Luke cutting Boba down.
Also, it's Luke who has the idea to use the deck guns to blow up the barge
>>44075376
No, Fury Road is ACTUALLY about how George Miller faked the moon landings.

>> No.44075527

>>44075376
I don't care what Fury Road's "themes" are interpreted as... For me it was a badass action movie, made up of almost nothing but one solid chunk of action, with breaks of more action in between. Even the bad guys were memorable and awesome!

>> No.44075632

>>44073148

I like it. I'm not a fan of the brown, but this stark white/light gray looks great.

>> No.44075672

>>44073827
Get an Interceptor and Imperial Aces for some killer imp ships, buy 1-3 headhunters to act as filler for Han or any other pumped up ace, and if you're feeling particularly saucy, get a K-Wing and two Y-wings for some turret fuckery

>> No.44075705

>>44073802
>Thinking the potatoes were hand grenades, the submarine's sailors were too occupied with throwing them away from the sub to fire.

Hell of a triumph roll if I ever saw one.

>> No.44075720

>>44075471
>>44075527
>>44075376
I thought it was about Pestilence (and/or, depending on interpretation, Conquest) getting followed by the other 3 horsemen after the apocalypse.

>> No.44075849

>>44075720
Well, if we go with that, we need to think about who the three warlords represent.

The People-eater is obviously Pestilence, with his diseased body.
The Bullet Farmer is War.
Immortan Joe could be either Death or Famine, but I lean towards Famine because of how his people are. I'd also accept pestilence for his own diseased body and the bodies of his subjects and children.

This still makes Furiosa to be a candidate for Death.

>> No.44075884

>>44075720
>>44075849

Symbolism can have multiple levels. Doesn't have to be one or the other.

But in this case, Mad Max might be Death. He's the last one left and he leaves a whole lot of bodies in his wake when he blows through a place.

This is a Star Wars thread, by the way.

>> No.44075902

>>44075849
>The People-eater is obviously Pestilence, with his diseased body.
He's famine.

He produces famine from overeating.

Immortal Joe is very obviously Death for me.

Furiosa is pestilence. She attacked from the inside, and sought to bring the greatest plague of all: life.

You can either say Max is conquest, or that Furiosa conquering Immortal Joe's fort becomes conquest too.

>> No.44075922

>>44075902
>He produces famine from overeating.

He's also the guy whose place makes gasoline. Which is consumed by the cars. I'd say he's obviously famine.

>> No.44075923

>>44075884
I'd love for Max Rockatansky to be Death, but it's not his rig that he occasionally drives, it's Furiosa's.

Still, Max as Death, ooo.
>This is a Star Wars thread by the way
Which is why we previously discussed KanColi and the USS O'Bannon and the Potatoes of Freedom.
>>44075902
Hmm, also interesting.

>> No.44076041

>>44074979
I'm more mad that they spelled star wars wrong
It's not even words!

>> No.44076197

>>44074558
>>44074572
Got a broken YT-1300? Maybe this is the only way to salvage it. Got a working YT-1300 but don't care about hauling freight? Need a smaller profile and more speed? Here's your answer.

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>>44076197

Several other YTs that already fit that profile though.


Speaking of YTs, I wonder what series number Sana's Volt Cobra will get assigned.

>> No.44076336

>>44076267
>Several other YTs that already fit that profile though.
Examples? The point isn't that you go out and buy a new YT to your specifications; it's that you acquire one and it must be adapted.

>> No.44076423

>>44076336

Smaller Profile, More Speed is basically the -1760's game.

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>>44073192
Absolutely no one would survive. Not even the children.

>> No.44076517

IN THE OUTER RIM
MEN BECOME DEMONS

>> No.44076580

>>44076267
Holy shit that's a sexy ship.

>> No.44076588

>>44076495
Especially the children.

>> No.44076629

>>44073827
If you just want to round stuff out, pick up Imperial Aces and Rebel Aces.

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>>44076588
>>44076495

Hey now, Chopper is pretty good with children.

>> No.44076663

>>44076643
Yeah, he prefers to wait a while for them to ripen.

>> No.44076761
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Any ideas what Gregor and Wolff are up to now that Rex tossed in with the Rebels?

>> No.44076766

>>44072816
You know, adjusting for inflation that's $65.93. Considering that's meant to be a strict kind of "say no to high prices"statement, it's funny how it's over the $60 line that certain people consider to be "too much" nowadays. Games have got cheaper, people think they've got more expensive.

>> No.44076782

How terrible of an idea is this list?

http://geordanr.github.io/xwing/?f=Scum%20and%20Villainy&d=v3!s!112:98,14,128:-1:-1:;135:-1,-1,128:-1:-1:;133:23,-1,122,-1,25,-1:-1:-1:

It's mainly going to be for fun by seeing how hard N'Dru can hit with the cluster missiles. Either by hopefully wiping out an ace or putting a ton of damage into a large ship.

>> No.44076795

>>44072795
>Gatekeeper is up on torrents now, actually.
Oh cool, guess I just suck at searching then. Thanks

>> No.44076815

>>44074347

Ford already blew that one open on that twitter thing the other day, saying he liked the Rey/Kylo fight the best out of the action scenes

>> No.44076828

>>44076761
They're turning one of the AT-ATs into their new mobile home. Or scavenging parts from them to repair their AT-TE. Either way, they'll be busy for the rest of the season.

>> No.44076856

>>44074347
Muh dick.

>>44074541
Weird thing is, I didn't watch Star Wars until I was 15 and they did the remasters, yet I had a shitload of toys. I had no idea who anyone was apart from Luke and Darth, and even then the specifics were lost on me. It was just "good guy" and "bad guy". It's so annoying that I didn't keep them. I had TIEs, the Millennium Falcon, some kind of transport ship, an AT-ST, AT-AT, and a ton of character figures.

>> No.44076878

>>44076828
You know, the AT-TE has that big fuckoff ion cannon, and it blasts the AT-ATs in one well-aimed shot.

Is somebody trying to say something about the quality of Clone Wars tech over Imperial?

>> No.44076889

>>44074719
His presence in that room causes the defeat of Darth and the Emperor. Try to imagine Luke running around on Endor being led by his girlfriend while Leia goes into that situation with Darth and Palpy. It's no more or less ridiculous since they're both children of the same man and woman, the Force doesn't really care about raw physical strength.

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>>44076766
>Games have got cheaper, people think they've got more expensive.

Its because we grew up and now we're the ones paying for them, not our parents.

I balked when I saw the prices my parents used to pay for NES and SNES games, in 80s/90s dollars. Holy crap.

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>>44076815
To be fair, a "fight" doesn't necessarily mean "lightsaber duel." Before the action figure leak, it could have been interpreted a rap battle, a fistfight, wrasslin', or even a dogfight. Man, now I hope our Force-sensitive Rey is as capable a pilot as she is a ground combatant.

>> No.44076928

>>44076901
Yeah, me and another guy from England were both remembering when our parents bought us Street Fighter II on the Mega Drive. It was £70 in 1994 or so. That's roughly £125 nowadays, or to use modern GBP/USD conversion, $190.

>> No.44076934

>>44076643
Yeah, he's pretty good with throwing them out the airlock.

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I can't wait until the Chopper Origin story episode we were teased to be getting in this season.

>> No.44076953

>>44076766
ehh people tend to include DLC in today's prices.

and given EA never has sales on origin as compared to steam

>>44076878
since EU is dead, NU Canon is trying to shit on the Empire's tech as much as possible

for example Luke's statements in New Hope are probably now canon, storm troopers cant see shit in their helmets

>> No.44076957

>>44076901
>>44076766

Also, we live in a world of Steam and other digital stores and sales where you can get a quality experience for 10-20 bucks.

It raises the question, this game is good, but its it 60 dollars good or 20 dollars good?

>> No.44076972

>>44074719

>and then the Emperor trounces the fucking kid with lighting.

>with lighting

NOW WITNESS THE POWER OF THIS FULLY PIMPED AND FUNK-ERATIONAL BATTLE STATION

>> No.44076976
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>tfw no lolis in SW

>> No.44076983

>>44076924
>rap battle
>the big reveal of Luke is him showing up to roast Kylo and his Stormtooper cronies
>>44076901
Wait, who's the Spock in this situation? Luke is in the Superego position, where Spock usually is, and he has the same pose, but Luke is certainly more emotional than Spock is.

Also, I'm very open to Leia sexing all sorts of alien babes.
>>44076953
Well, Rex said the same thing, but I think he's ALSO too short, like Luke. Clone armor is made with a specific figure in mind, whereas ST armor has to be more a one-size-fits-all approach.

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>>44076878
The weaksauce cannons of those AT-ATs rustled my jimmies that episode. Probably the only thing I didn't like about it. Last 30 years, any time an AT-AT fires on anything, it's treated like the most killtacular vehicle weapon in the setting's entire history. So it's weird to see it nerfed so much that two of them concentrating fire on an old tank doesn't immediately destroy it.

But that AT-TE was so fucking sweet, I'm not that mad about it. The writers just need to be really careful about presenting clone wars technology as superior to Imperial tech.

At least the ones in the episode didn't quite look as meaty as the ones in ESB. Makes them come off as weaker prototypes than the Blizzard models Veers was fielding.

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>>44076976
>FANTASY SEQUENCE

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>>44076976
>tfw no lolis in SW
This is the true face when.
Get rekt, kiddie-fiddler

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>>44076953
>ehh people tend to include DLC in today's prices.
Well even that doesn't make sense, it's extra content. While there are certain instances of content being clearly cut out - like TW3 having less haircuts than the TW2 until the DLC was taken into account, though that was free so it was a marketing stunt rather than greed - it's generally a myth. Compare that $190 SF2 I mentioned above to SFIV that came out priced about $60. The former had 8 characters, 2 were clones. The latter had about characters - but oh no, costume DLC! Costumes, a think none of the previous games had so you couldn't claim they'd been "removed", yet people did.

Anyway, just had to get that off my chest even though it's OT.

>> No.44077036

>>44076878
That one is actually a railgun.

It was a bit much seeing that old rig take so much pain. Especially when the AT-AT took down the other one in one shot.

>>44077004
The ones in Rebels are actually bigger. Seriously.

>> No.44077039

>>44076957
At the same time, there are games I'd GLADLY pay full price for now, that are like ten years old or older.
Jade Empire is ten years old now, but if I lost my copy I'd fork over sixty bucks to replace it in a heartbeat. I'd also give my left nut to get a sequel as long as it lives up to the original.
X-Wing Alliance? I'd pay the $100 price of a game with DLC for that fucker.

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>>44076976

>> No.44077045
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>>44076976

Because Star Wars isn't anime.

And remember how people reacted the LAST time we had a major character who was a kid in star wars?

>> No.44077069

>>44077045
>And remember how people reacted the LAST time we had a major character who was a kid in star wars
IIRC, it was, "Why does this PS4 chump from a cartoon get an EPT while Biggs and Hobbie don't?"

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>>44077035
*about 40 characters

>> No.44077093

>>44077035
SF is a bad example given Capcom's history of On Disc DLC

and also Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 coming out not even a year after MVC3

>> No.44077118

>>44076957
>Also, we live in a world of Steam and other digital stores and sales where you can get a quality experience for 10-20 bucks.

except Origin Games I hear

so Battlefront aint getting sales anytime soon

>> No.44077120

>>44077069

I knew I should've said "Star wars movie"

Ezra is far more tollerable than boy Anakin, IMO. I mean, shit, Ezra is starting to mature a little.

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>>44077120
True. Shame that TPM was about kid Anakin. It would have been great if, instead, we got a young adult Anakin who was well on his way to becoming a Tatooine podracing legend by the time the Jedi showed up with the recruiting pitch.

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>>44077093
Again, extra content is extra content regardless of when it was done. There's such a thing as developing things alongside the core content, at additional development costs, then charging a premium later. If people paid the equivalent of $190 for 7 characters and a clone in 1994, it's really fucking strange to bitch about paying $60 for 40 characters about 10 years later because the extra costumes were on the disc, or whatever. They obviously spent a lot more time and money on the base game then even more on the costumes, yet only charged less than 1/3 for it.

The main reason we have DLC is because they need to make "premium content" on top of the core content in order to charge anywhere near what games should cost with inflation. Yes there are cases like Saints Row 3 where they shit out a 15-hour game with a ton of DLC, but that's incredibly rare compared to games that cost half of what they used to and have multiple times the content.

Battlefront might be low on content, I don't dispute that; it might also just be a terrible game, I don't dispute that. Thing is, Super Mario Bros cost well over $100 if you adjust for inflation and it takes about 2 hours to complete. Even doing absolutely every quest in the original Fallout will only take you around 10 hours. Again, it cost the equivalent of around $100. Seen as an absolute classic, which it is, but no hint of "blargh they ripped us off" even though a sequel made in the same engine was released less than a year later.

Anyway, how about that Star Wars?

>> No.44077293

>>44074458
>>44074706
>>44074880

Finn's already confirmed back for the sequel. And they were trying out actresses to be his Ep VIII love interest months ago.

>> No.44077323

>>44077247
>Anyway, how about that Star Wars?

New rebels episode tonight. Looks like shit is going down thanks to Ezra running his mouth and accidentally letting the Imperials know they hang out on Garel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4P9rmote_Y

>> No.44077334

>>44073846
>>44073861
>these clearly aren't pedophile pandering little girls
Star Destroyers are best destroyers.

>> No.44077351

>>44073991
Tarkin is by far the best of the new canon books.

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>>44073991

A New Dawn is pretty good if you're into Rebels, also pretty decent standalone, but Tarkin might be the better choice if you don't like Rebels.

>> No.44077399

>>44077323
As much shit as we're giving him for it, it'll actually work out better in the long run. The Empire bombing the fuck out of Garel just to catch a small bang of rebels is such PR suicide that rebel recruitment will be through the roof over the next month. They're basically turning whatever's left of the planet against them. A trend that will continue all throughout the GCW.

>> No.44077408

>>44077351
I'd say A New Dawn is the best one so far IMO

>> No.44077427

>>44077399
>PR suicide
There is no PR in Star Wars.
The Empire can and will do whatever the fuck it pleases.

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>>44077399

Yes, it is a move that works against the Empire in the end.

If I was Ezra though, I'd feel reaaallly bad about the civilians that are inevitably going to be killed in that attack. Though honestly he probably has more personal things on his mind in that episode Rebels recon hinted he has a vision of his parents, alive of course.

>>44077427

Also this, most other worlds, even in that sector will hear a news report along the lines of "An Imperial Police Action on Garel turned tragic yesterday after seditious terrorist forces shot their way out of a space port, causing considerable property damage and loss of life."

They'll blame it all on the Rebels.

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>>44077427
They can only keep that going for so long before it bites them in the ass.

>> No.44077531

>>44077458
Well yeah, the galaxy is mostly sheeple. But if anyone is anything like they are irl, you'll have plenty of people who don't buy into the propaganda.

Star Wars really needs more space rednecks talking about how "Sheev's ruining this Galaxy, trying to take away my blasters, and he should show us his birth certificate".

>> No.44077742

>>44074212
In star wars, these things work as follows:
As many as the story needs.

That's why you'll get conflicting canon resources on shit like how many guns or landing bays a ship has.

>> No.44077778

>>44074212
Standard compliment is 48, IIRC

>> No.44077818

>http://www.vulture.com/2015/12/george-lucas-delivers-a-verdict-on-force-awakens.html
>“I think the fans are going to love it,” he said. “It’s very much the kind of movie they’ve been looking for.”
Lucas doesn't like EPVII, movie confirmed for being better than the prequels

>> No.44077819

>>44077531
With the kicking out aliens and placing the military on a pedestal, he'd be closer to Bush than Obama.

>> No.44077896

>>44074212
Don't forget that a Vicky should not be operating alone. There should be an escort carrier, system patrol craft, a dreadnaught or two, maybe a gladiator and if you are feeling sadistic, a Lancer

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>>44072948
I think the "Star" in Star Destroyer is a comment on its range and capacity for independent action. They are able to operate on huge distances for a warship of that size in the Star Wars Universe without support. A Super Star Destroyer is referred as such because it has a massive range and can operate without support, acting as a command ship for a fleet of Star Destroyers. The super star destroyer is the same size as a dreadnought or battleship, but those leviathans require massive fleets of support craft to keep them running and therefore rarely leave they home bases around Coruscant, Kuat, or Byss.

A Star Destroyer can be anywhere in the galaxy ready to enforce the emperor's will. If your outer rim shithole feels like rising up, thinking they're beneath the empires notice, you can bet there will be a star destroyer on their doorstep in a week.

>> No.44078033

>>44077819
space hippies then

>> No.44078049

>>44077915
So it's like a modern carrier fleet all wrapped up into one ship?

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>>44077819
>Sheev = Trump
It all makes sense now.

>> No.44078306

>>44067299
We all know Kanan's gonna be a favorite on Dash.

But, Kanan and Kyle riding with Han? Han has a fair few White's, and with PTL and EU... that action economy, yo.

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>>44078049
Exactly; they can support starfighter operations, bombard planets, and get in brawls with anything they're likely to encounter outside of the core and come out on top.

I think the old cross section books put out a similar theory.

>> No.44078441

>>44076782
It's not bad.

Although I would recommend against dumping so many points into Latts. With the way her ability is setup, you really don't need more than Weapons Engineer and K4. I'd say give her those, take off the HLC, and throw an Engine Upgrade and (at least) Crackshot on Talonbane.

>> No.44078447

>>44067299
So what lightsaber forms did the more famous Jedi use?

>> No.44078494

>>44078447
I think Yoda used Ataru, most of the other ones used Shii-Cho.

>> No.44078507

How many times does Luke swing his lightsaber throughout the three movies?

>> No.44078524

>>44077915
The hull must be very confused right now.

>> No.44078529

>>44078494
Didn't Windu use a variation on a Sith style?

>> No.44078541

>>44078447
Kenobi used Form III
Anakin used Form V
Dooku used Form II
Windu used Form VII (is Vapaad still canon?)

>>44078529
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Form_VII

>> No.44078597

You know, one of the things that always seemed off in SW was that the Empire don't seem that bad. They end up doing bad things, yes, but only to try to rout the Rebels. Tatooine seems like a pretty free and easy place. The only bad things they did were try to stop these terrorists who kept attacking them.

Okay, sure, Palapatine is obviously evil but they didn't know that - and it's still not established in the original trilogy what's so evil about him other than acting like a pantomime villain.

Also, why the fuck did the Rebels use a princess as a delivery girl with the Death Star plans? Couldn't the Empire just change the exhaust vent and let the Rebels keep the plans?

>> No.44078625

>>44078529
Windu made his own style.

>> No.44078705

>>44078597
>Tatooine seems like a pretty free and easy place.
Tatooine is a mostly lawless nowhere on the ass edge of the galaxy, it wasn't a part of the republic in the past, it's probably only nominally part of the empire in the present.

>Also, why the fuck did the Rebels use a princess as a delivery girl with the Death Star plans?
Without having onscreen information on how the rest of the plan securing went, insufficient data. Maybe shit went south and she was the only one able to intercept?

>Couldn't the Empire just change the exhaust vent and let the Rebels keep the plans?
It's not like the death star plans had a 'oh by the way don't let anyone stuff proton torpedos in this' footnote by the thermal exhaust port, all the empire knew was the plans had been stolen, they'd have to sit and pore over the designs themselves to try and figure out what the rebels were planning, and as was pointed out in the assault briefing, the empire didn't particularly consider one-man ships a threat to the thing, so they may not even catch it until it's too late, as Tarkin's one aide did during the battle, and asked if he wanted a shuttle on standby.

>> No.44078791

>>44078597
>Empire didn't seem that bad

They slaughter billions of civilians in the first film just to test out their super laser. Pretty much the definition of evil.

>> No.44078792

>>44078447
Form I: Kit Fisto
Form II: Dooku
Form III: Obi-Wan, Kanan
Form IV: Yoda, TPM Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon
Form V: Anakin, Luke (to a limited extent)
Form VI: Exar Kun
Form VII: Darth Maul (Juyo), Mace Windu and Sora Bulq (Vaapad)
Fast/Medium/Strong Style: Mandalore the Bearded, Jaden Korr

>> No.44078797

>>44078597
There's a couple of tropes for that... One of them is about how the "bad guys" often times don't seem to be every doing anything bad. Such as the spac pirates from Metroid... Aside from pirates in their name, and some lore in Prime, they don't ever do much more than build tubes on deserted planets.

Another is "kicking the dog". Which is pretty much what Tarkin did in A New Hope. It's the whole "we haven't seen him be evil, let's make him kill a defenseless planet to prove it!"

Take it as you will, tropes being obnoxious as they are. But it's still common to see "big bads" not actually doing anything all that bad. Such as Star Trek's Klingons, Firefly's Alliance, or Star Wars' Empire.

>> No.44078801

>>44078434
>>44077915
>>44078049

Anonymous 12/07/15(Mon)23:22:25 No.28127278▶>>28127370 >>28127410 >>28127470


This.

Contrary to the EU "everything the empire has is shit" what we see in the movies is that the imperial stuff wrecks shit like you wouldn't believe.

Consider xwings vs ties. People say "muh shields" all the time, but how often does an xwing or ywing go down in only a shot or two during the Death Star trench run? Not only that, watch the scene closely, the tie fighter cannons literally walk to the target, indicating (at least to me) that they have surprisingly good targeting computers compared to the rebels.

Imperial star destroyers were a whole beast, like if you mashed a whole carrier battle group together.
- armaments mentioned by anon
- a whole wing of tie fighters (72), which is about a whole US Supercarrier, plus assorted landing craft
-9700 some storm troopers
-armored vehicles
-prefabricated garrison that can be dropped onto a planet as a FOB in minimal time

In short- a star destroyer is an Arleigh Burke plus a Gerald Ford carrier plus a troop transport that holds an entire armored division inside it! and they are ready to drop that on the planet of their choice. And that children is what force projection looks like- a near self sustaining invasion force complete with its own artillery, armor, and air support.

Oh and the empire built some 25,000 of them.

>> No.44078830

>>44078597
The only evil thing we see them do is blow up Alderaan. But that one act is irredeemably despicable.

Also remember that the Empire didn't realize it was a weakness at all until Tagge figured it out on his latest review right before Yavin. Motti was fine ignoring the rebels and the plans because he was confident the Death Star was invincible. Tarkin just wanted to rebels captured wholesale. If he got the plans along the way, so be it, but his main goal was eradicating the rebels once and for all.

>> No.44078867

>>44078801
>but how often does an xwing or ywing go down in only a shot or two during the Death Star trench run
Never. The Xs and Ys go down to sustained fire. Even Vader held down the trigger. Meanwhile, TIEs went down to one or two direct hits. Luke survived a glancing hit and Wedge took quite a bit of damage during the run, too. And this was before Wedge became the Razgriz.

>> No.44078883

>>44078797
Alliance rank-and-file in Firefly weren't supposed to be evil, just the law opposed to the crew's lawlessness. The civilized East to the browncoat's rebellious West. It's the dark secrets within the Alliance that are our real villains. Enigmatic entities hiring bounty hunters like Jubal Early, not to mention the Hands of Blue.

>> No.44078896

>>44078791
This.

I hate the notion the destruction of Alderman was somehow out of character for the Empire. The movies make it clear they do shit like that all the time. Do people just forget the announcement the Empire was taking over Bespin prompted a panicked mass evacuation?

>> No.44078898

>>44078797
For the record the OT almost exclusively follows people in the alliance military and never goes to a big population center, so there's no opportunity to see what life is like for noncombatants under Imperial rule. But even if you ignore killing billions with Alderaan, the first part of the film is essentially the empire doing illegal black ops against a political figure, then murdering everyone involved, including a certain pair of charred corpses and several Jawas to cover it up.

>> No.44078922

>>44078867
>Never. The Xs and Ys go down to sustained fire. Even Vader held down the trigger.
Sustained fire, but it's always been a bunch of misses then the killshot when we see it happen.

>> No.44078928

>>44078896
>Alderman

Fucking auto correct

>> No.44078938

new thread?

>> No.44078941
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>>44078896
>Alderman

>> No.44078971

>>44078922
Pretty sure that overall, the Rebel craft take more individual laser bolts to down than a TIE. It's still rocket tag, but there's a marked difference in durability, especially when the Rebs are maneuvering instead of sitting ducks. Makes sense, since the OT space battles were heavily inspired by WWII dogfight footage and the TIEs were partly based on IJN craft like the Zero.

>> No.44078994

>>44078898
Ah, but again, you never see them do it! Oh sure, you get to see Tarkin and Vader be bastards. But most of what the Empire does in the OT is told to you through intro crawl, or shown afterwards. You see the burned Jawa sandcrawler and the Lars' family homestead burned up with charred corpses. But you're told "only imperial stormtroopers could be so precise".

Now, granted... A New Hope would have been A LOT darker and less kid-friendly if you saw the stormtroopers marching Luke's adopted family out to a firing line, and then burninating the moisture farm.

>> No.44079007

>>44078867
>>44078922

This- misses don't count if we are going by hit-death. Shields may stop glancing hits, but not much more. The only ships that suffer and survive sustained damage are ships like the Falcon, which due to its size probably has much stronger shields.

>> No.44079034

>>44078994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6yy3sW6NI

those troops did nothing wrong

>> No.44079048

>>44078994
>You never see any of the horrible stuff directly

well yeah it's not fucking schindler's list. Not a good reason to go full tin foil hat and think the empire is awesome

>> No.44079079

>>44078597
Just from ANH.
>blow up Jawas for no damn good reason
>incinerate random farmers without due process (no one ever cares about Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru)
>engage in torture of prisoners (this one actually is something I think the US is engaged in actual political apologia policy right now, I'm not surprised people ignore it)
>Alderaan reasons

ESB was a military campaign, but:
>execution of military officers without due process
>eminent domain takeover of independent mining operation outside their authority
>torture of prisoners (again)

RotJ is pretty sparse.
>random takeover of planet without due regard to inhabitants of said planet

>> No.44079096

>>44079079
>RotJ is pretty sparse.
What about the fact that the Empire built yet planet-killing doomsday weapon?

>> No.44079099

>>44079079

Well, in RotJ they're also in the process of building another planet-destroying superweapon, and they're guarding it with a fleet of dudes.

>> No.44079128

>>44079096
>>44079099

It's not really a sin until they actually use it against civilian targets

A nuke doesn't burn cities in a silo

>> No.44079145

>>44079099
But...but... Muh Yuzzhan Vong!

>> No.44079177

>>44079128
>Thinks nukes are acceptable tactical weapon

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/1945/

>> No.44079220

>>44079177
I'm just saying that there's a difference between Hiroshima and the Iraq War.

>> No.44079287

>>44079145
No.
Fuck you.

>> No.44079633

>>44072625
i play it a lot, its mediocre but for a star wars fan its worth, see all the details give you a nice backup on how the galaxy/planets work and feel like. Play it if a friend owns it

>> No.44079860

NEW THREAD:

>>44079851

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