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V E R M I N T I D E B O Y S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbREAF-wmEg

>> No.43196655

>>43196629
the hype is real.

>> No.43196668

> fatshark

Haha no.

>> No.43196808

>>43196668
It's legitimately good. You should try it. Steam refund is a thing.

>> No.43196869

>>43196629
Eh

>> No.43196894

>>43196629

Fun as fuck, but servers are likely still down at the moment for more unscheduled maintenance.

>> No.43196938

>>43196629
>>43196808
It's kind of embarrassing how lackadaisical GW seems to be in using their IPs (I don't care how much you hate the word, Stallman) for PC. Then again, WIzards are barely better. The last "new" vidya they did was, what, NWO?

>> No.43196945

>>43196938
>not installing gentoo

>> No.43196960

>>43196629
looks like left 4 dead with a warhammer skin and some fancy graphics, not bad at all

>> No.43196965

>>43196629
Its cool, but its left 4 dead with a fraction of the playerbase.

>> No.43197030

>>43196945
>steam runs on linux
>The Year of the Linux Desktop has finally come!

How well have I memed, t/g/?

>> No.43197090

>>43197030
Any GNU/Linux distro that comes with software to offer these games will teach users that the point is not freedom. Nonfree software in GNU/Linux distros already works against the goal of freedom. Adding these games to a distro would augment that effect.

Free software is a matter of freedom, not price. A free game need not be gratis. It is feasible to develop free games commercially, while respecting your freedom to change the software you use. Since the art in the game is not software, it does not need to be free. There is in fact free game software developed by companies, as well as free games developed noncommercially by volunteers. Crowdfunding development will only get easier.

But if we suppose that it is not feasible in the current situation to develop a certain kind of free game — what would follow then? There's no good in writing it as a nonfree game. To have freedom in your computing, requires rejecting nonfree software, pure and simple. You as a freedom-lover won't use the nonfree game if it exists, so you won't lose anything if it does not exist.


Why do you hate freedom?

>> No.43197102

>>43197030
Most excellently.
>>43196945
I use Mint.

>> No.43197582

>>43196808
when it'll be 90% on sale, maybe

>> No.43197643

>>43196965
>With a fraction of the playerbase
>Game's not even out yet

>> No.43197728

>>43196629
I'm legitimately surprised this managed to not get fucked out of existence by Games "WFB is a myth" Workshop.

>> No.43197776

Playing this game currently. Lots of fun, but it's legitimate L4D but with melee weapon focus.
There's even a tank who's just as tanky as in L4D. Which makes it kinda interesting because you have to melee fight him.
Also on Nightmare and the highest difficulty, the game is very much like L4D on Extreme. You gotta be smart and on voice coms, which is in the game.

>> No.43197790

>>43197728
It is a weird time, with Fantasy not existing anymore and there being 3 games that have been released or are being released set in that universe, Blood Bowl 2, Vermintide and Total War: Warhammer. It's kinda weird

>> No.43197840

It's just one more reminder that GW are complete idiots, releasing games that showcase a setting that no longer exists.

Where were all these games even 2 years ago when you could easily argue WHFB needed them even as a marketing gimmick?

All that being said, it looks sweet and I'll probably pick it up at some point.

>> No.43197847

>>43197728
From what I heard they even gave the permission to make the game's events canon.

>> No.43197849

>>43196629
>butcher masses of skaven in melee
My dick is intrigued but I'll wait a week or so and see how it turns out

>> No.43197880

>>43197840
>Where were all these games even 2 years ago when you could easily argue WHFB needed them even as a marketing gimmick?
Just starting to be developed, GW probably thought the same but didn't have the patience to wait to see if they boosted interest before shitting the bed with AOS.

>> No.43197949

>>43197840
>It's just one more reminder that GW are complete idiots, releasing games that showcase a setting that no longer exists.
GW doesn't make or release these games, they just whore out the IP for free royalties

>Where were all these games even 2 years ago when you could easily argue WHFB needed them even as a marketing gimmick?
Nobody gave a shit about WHFB one way or the other and regardless of how hard you push the marketing it still won't make the tabletop version any better or cheaper.

>> No.43197952

>>43197849
It's really good. My main beef with the game right now is that loot-wise there's no reason to do anything than the first mission. I hope that's rectified when it actually comes out.

>> No.43198020

>>43197847
In dead setting.

>> No.43198041

>>43197952

Game is pretty solid. Take left 4 dead improve on it and you got Vermintide.

My main grips are all technical. There are plenty of clipping and enemy spawn issues.

The game is still tons of fun. I already put too many hours in. At 23 bucks even cheaper if you go via Greenman games, it is a steal.

>> No.43198096

>>43197840
>Not realizing AoS is a long term marketing toplan for WHFB

Do you even conspiracy?

>> No.43198099

>>43197847
But the End Times already happened. I wonder if maybe this just a story Sigmar's reading to children in AoS.

>> No.43198117

>>43198099
>games can't be set in the history of the setting

>> No.43198137

>>43198117
But why release it after the End Times?

>> No.43198159

>>43198137
To scratch the itch that the end of WHFB left plus there was always a want for something like this

>> No.43198162

>>43197790
You forgot about Mordheim. Which is also legit fun as fuck.

>> No.43198163

>>43198137
Free royalties? Moreover, GW isn't the one developing or deciding when to release it so it puzzles me why you would ask that question.

>> No.43198186

>>43198162
I did forget about that. Bought it too, don't play it as it kinda runs shittily on my pc right now, seemed cool though

>> No.43198200

>>43198159
>>43198163
I'll just take this. I'm hoping for something on the Lizardmen vs Skaven events I will admit.

>> No.43198230

>>43198162
Fun as fuck is an understatement. It scratches a multiplayer tactical strategy game with RPG itch like no other game. Can't wait to get a Mordheim league going once I can get more of my friends to buy it.

>> No.43198277

>>43197102
filthy systemd scum

>> No.43198466

>>43196938
>>43196945
>>43197102
GNU is shit and you can tell Stallman I said so.

-BSD Master Race

>> No.43198717

>>tfw always getting Waywatcher loot
>>never play Waywatcher
Life is suffering.

>> No.43198795

>>43198717
But she is waifu.

>> No.43198803

>There will never be a game where you get to play a skaven

Feels bad man.

>> No.43198807

>>43198795
Shitfu, Saltzpyre's where it's at

>> No.43198820

>>43198803
Can you play a Skaven army in the Total War game comin up? I literally haven't been paying attention

>> No.43198827

>>43198803
But there is, it's called Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer Age of Sigmar

>> No.43198844

>>43198803
>>43198820
There is Mark of Chaos RTS.

>> No.43198849

>>43198803
The devs have said on multiple occasions that they have considered playable Skaven, it just isn't on the table at the moment. They want to see how the game does first, so expect to hear something more in a few months.
>>43198795
I have nothing but white gear for all my other characters.
>>43198820
Not yet, though CA has plans to include all armies eventually.

>> No.43198859

>>43198820
The armies on release look to be Empire, Dwarfs, O&G, and some Chaos faction. Skaven will probably be an expansion, though they fit with the other three geographically.

>> No.43198889

>>43198859
They said they will make all old world armies playable with three games like Dawn of War.

>> No.43198907

>>43198803
Once again...Mordheim has Skaven as a playable warband. And they fucking wreck shit.

>> No.43199150

>>43198907
Mordheim is kind of shit in its current state, though.

>> No.43199204

>>43196629
So, this is Left4Dead Warhammer Fantasy style?

>> No.43199221

>>43199204
Pretty much as far as gameplay itself is concerned. It's still really fun, and you could copy worse games out there.

>> No.43199356

>>43199150
I guess I disagree. I've been playing the shit out of it the last week or so. When was the last time you got on it? It's about ready to launch and I think it plays great. Couple little complaints about the AI being a little too easy, but what game isn't?

>> No.43199505

>>43199356
Yesterday, just to check. It plays decently in skirmish if judged on its own merits, but the way the campaign is set up doesn't mesh well with the game's overall balance. Multiplayer-wise, you can't set up self-contained 'leagues', so playing with friends is the only option if you want a somewhat equitable experience. I can play Meatspace Mordheim with friends. In a campaign too.

Honestly, most of the flak I give the game stems from it not being a very good adaptation of the source material, not having fully-fledged multiplayer systems, and campaign mode being out of tune with the rest of the game.

I freely admit that it's a decent way to pass a few hours on skirmish.

>> No.43199672

>>43198803
BLOODBOWL!!!!

>> No.43199678

>>43196629
what do you figure that the dlc classes are

also how cpu intensive is it?

waywatcher is best girl, just look at dem black soulless eyes

>> No.43199699

>>43198096
I wouldn't give Jeedubs that much credit tbh fam.

>> No.43199824

>>43199505
Well yeah, of course it doesn't compare to actual tabletop. As far as the multiplayer goes, the game is still in early access and they have been rolling out updates quickly. I agree, fundamentally I want the multiplayer to be able to support leagues, but I have some serious doubts about how managable that is without establishing a league outside of the game anyway. I don't think highly of PUGs and I don't think a league of random players is going to work no matter how conducive the game may be to it.

Like I said, I agree the campaign AI is a little too easy to beat. I'm not sure if that's what you mean by saying the campaign doesn't mesh. As far as a fun game to play though? I haven't played anything quite like it, and I don't think I've had this much fun playing a game in years. I guess the real test will be in a few weeks when it goes live, but I don't think it's shit by any stretch.

>> No.43199850

>>43197728

>Games "WFB is a myth" Workshop.

This isn't a thing

>>43197840

>It's just one more reminder that GW are complete idiots, releasing games that showcase a setting that no longer exists.

Not really.

I've been in two well sized Vermintide threads on /v/ so far, only one or two people actually showed interest in the source material. Most people were more interested in the Vermintide itself.

The "Vermintide/Total War/X is totally going to save Fantays and GW are idiots" is just a desperate belief clung to like a security blanket.

>> No.43199879

>>43196629
>boring and primitive gameplay without dynamic and good ineteresting level-design
>l4d clone mixed with diablo3
>GWkids will buy it

>> No.43199916

>>43199879
As long as it's fun and doesn't fly in the face of lore, then I don't care.

>> No.43200010

>>43199879
I doubt you'd be saying this if you actually had played it. I don't post about shit games. This game is legitimately really good and I want more people to play it.

>> No.43200034

>>43199850
It's not going to save whfb because whfb is already dead, but assuming around 50 posters per reasonable sized thread a return of 2% interest on the the total number of players would actually have been a massive boost, hell anything that doesn't have much of a difference between the quote to 3sf rather than 3dp would be reasonable, certainly better than AoS (judging by the 2nd hand market at least since we have no other metric so far),

>> No.43200050

>>43199879
>l4d clone mixed with diablo3
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.43200090

>>43199824
>I don't think highly of PUGs and I don't think a league of random players is going to work no matter how conducive the game may be to it.

Make a password-protected league, then. Or one only for you and steam contacts. There are all sorts of restrictions you can apply. As for 'PUGs', why not? Sure, you'll get some bad apples and deaf-mutes, but surely you can weed them out after one game?

>Like I said, I agree the campaign AI is a little too easy to beat. I'm not sure if that's what you mean by saying the campaign doesn't mesh.

Character progression is bit too slow compared to lethality (either have both high like tabletopheim or both low like a video game campaign, shit don't make sense otherwise), the balance of individual encounters is off, and the AI, well you know the AI.

>but I don't think it's shit by any stretch

Opinions, but I said 'kind of shit in its current state', and not 'it's SHIT'.

>> No.43200241

>>43200034
>but assuming around 50 posters per reasonable sized thread a return of 2% interest on the the total number of players would actually have been a massive boost,

Yeah, no. As soon as people see GWs prices and hear about the horrible horrible state of their games they'll run like hell.

>> No.43200259

>>43196629
I went into this skeptical (ESPECIALLY AFTER AGE OF SIGMAR) but this game is actually a lot better than it WHFB Left 4 Dead deserves to be. It's worth playing.

>> No.43200281

I'd love to buy it, but it's way over my budget for games.

>> No.43200482 [DELETED] 

Oh awesome, there's a thread for this on here. I have a question that the thread on /vg/ couldn't answer, maybe you guys could take a crack at it:

How much rat cum could the standard elf pussy hold, measured as how many loads it would take to fill her to capacity?

>> No.43200578

>>43200482
Fuck off with that. Go to F-List if you need your furry fix.

>> No.43200610

>>43200482
We found a sacrafice for Khaine, guys!

>> No.43200632

>>43200482
kill yourself and ask the devil if you want to know so bad.

>> No.43200690

>>43200482
I don't know, but I can tell you how many loads I'm about to blow thinking about it.

>> No.43200800

>>43200690
Lewd
Seriously though the elf is just gangrape bait

>> No.43200881

>>43200482
About 2 pints (Imperial not US customary)

>> No.43200883

>>43200800
This is /tg/ all elves are just rape bait.

>> No.43200891

>>43200883
It's not rape if it's an elf. Ergo, elves are incapable of being rape bait.

>> No.43200917

It's legit. It's like L4D except it's challenging and fun. Scottish elf is best elf.

>> No.43200938

Ork merc when?

>> No.43200976

>>43200938
The Green Tide when?

>> No.43200980

>>43200881
2 I. pints = 1137ml
Average ejacutlation produces about 3.7ml
Therefore the elf would need to be raped around 308 times before she would be filled to capacity, assuming no leakage occurs.

Sounds like she take a couple of hordes at least.

>> No.43201004

>>43200976
Fall of Lustria expansion when?

>> No.43201006

>>43200976
Ogre thunderer when?

>> No.43201051

I've only played too games so far, but I'm not really impressed. Could be my internet connection, but the game runs like dogshit. I'm withholding opinions on the matchmaking until the game actually releases.

>> No.43201071

>>43201051
>too
God damn it. I mean two. Two games.

>> No.43201074

>>43201006
Halfling cook when?

>> No.43201078

>>43199850
>This isn't a thing
GW stores are banned from advertising WFB or saying the models belong to anything except AoS (with the exception of Daemons still being acceptable in 40k).

>> No.43201108

>>43196808
I say it's worth the price. Basically a better L4D2 with Warhammer Fantasy IP. There are some issues but not too gamebreaking if we're talking about coop shooter/slasher

>> No.43201111

>>43200980
>Average ejacutlation produces about 3.7ml
Did you use human figures or scale up a rats for that? Also you should account for giant rats and rat ogres for the 308 number and the number who use other orifices than elf pussy.

>> No.43201121

>>43201051
The game has absolutely horrid optimization right now. It runs like shit on just about any system regardless of settings.

I'm hoping they'll fix it for release somehow but that's probably not going to happen.

>> No.43201148

>>43200800

>>43201078

Source?

I've heard Fantasy is allowed to still be played in stores depending on the manager.

>> No.43201192

>>43201074
Bretonian knight when?

>> No.43201219

>>43198889
>all old world armies
life is suffering

>> No.43201222

>>43201192
Lizard men Skink Chief when?

>> No.43201226

>>43201111
I just used human figures, although the Skaven are smaller they would likely be more productive due to their swarmlike nature.

As for ogres, I assumed that they wouldn't be able to fit inside and so wouldn't be able to add to the total.

For other orifices, I just assume that everywhere else is being filled at the same time, so the 308 number is just for her pussy but you can just triple it to account for a total "Skaven Satisfied" total.

However this doesn't take into account multiple ejaculations from a single rat OR the fact that Skaven could almost certainly fit two or maybe even three of themselves in each hole at once, depending on how much abuse the elf has suffered.

>> No.43201256

>>43201219
I mean no AoS bullshit. There will be all armies of 8th edition.

>> No.43201262

>>43201148
My local GW had everything gone. All the shelves reorganized. Everything made AGE OF SIGMAR on release day.
The manager told us that they don't sell WFB anymore, much to his displeasure as a long time player, and that he had to refer to the game as AoS and only advertise the new game. He was not allowed to say he was painting his WFB army, he had to call it his AoS army.

They have gone full retard with this shit.

>> No.43201292

>>43201222
Norse berserker when?

>> No.43201320

>>43201292
Space marine from chaos wastes when?

>> No.43201338

>>43201320
Mad Cat from Battletech when?

>> No.43201343

>>43201320
Kislev lancer when?

>> No.43201349

>>43201292
Skeleton warrior/grave guard when?

>> No.43201356

>>43198889
Still waiting for Nids in DOW1... :'/

>> No.43201382

>>43201320
>>43201338
>>43201343
>>43201349
Vampire count when?

>> No.43201384

>>43201226

>> No.43201429

>>43201382
So, you just solo the entire wave?

>> No.43201437

>>43201384
You're reading about the mathematics of ratmen raping arrogant elf girls until their pussies are literally unable to hold any more cum, that's what.

>> No.43201455

>>43201382
>>43201429
Well, the question is if a Vampire Count would drink Skaven blood. Because then you could have a really cool mechanic with a tanky Blood Knight or Von Carstein type of character who wades into the fight and gains health by doing damage, Bloodborne-esque.

>> No.43201457

>>43201429
How about a shittier vampire like the one the witch hunter went after in his backstory?

>> No.43201461

>>43201429
Sartosan buccaneers when?

>> No.43201492

>>43199850
>I've been in two well sized Vermintide threads on /v/ so far, only one or two people actually showed interest in the source material. Most people were more interested in the Vermintide itself.
>The "Vermintide/Total War/X is totally going to save Fantays and GW are idiots" is just a desperate belief clung to like a security blanket.
DoW's lightning has consistently failed to strike twice in the past and I don't see any reason it should be different this time around, especially since all that did was give an important boost to a franchise in a slump, not revive one that has been deader than disco for years now.

>> No.43201499

>>43201455
>>43201457
>>43201461
>settling for some vampire c-lister
>instead of going for good old batshit-insane Konrad over here

>> No.43201501

>>43201461
Cathay peasant pikeman when?

>> No.43201528

>>43201499
They would NEVER let you just roll in as Konrad. That would be insane.

>> No.43201544

>>43201528
of course. he died 400 years ago, after all
but a man can dream

>> No.43201549

>>43201437

>> No.43201590

>>43201549
Just let it happen

>> No.43201597

>>43200917
is she scottish or welsh?

>> No.43201612

>>43201437
>I dreamed of being someone once
>Of doing something with my life
>But I just can't get away from all the ratman cum

>> No.43201683

>>43198137
It was probably starting development WAY before Games Workshop announced Age of Sigmar.
I doubt the company making the game had any idea Age of Sigmar was even going to be a thing. Did anybody?

>> No.43201733

>>43201683
Tzeentch always knew. It was his plan to rid the warp of Slaanesh. Just as planned.

>> No.43201910

>>43201597
Welsh, by my ear.

>> No.43202167

>>43201733
Is that still a thing?

>> No.43202511

>>43201910
she's Scottish, you're insane.

>> No.43202562

>>43201733
What's happened to Slaanesh in Siggy's Time?

>> No.43202590

>>43201910
>>43202511
oh boy, here we go

>> No.43202699

>>43198820
Devs confirmed Total Warhammer will have ALL races playable eventually.

>Total War: Warhammer will include all fantasy armies, including some “Free-LC” ones - Lazygamer
https://apple.news/AQPYHOE8KN0iRzSjZVI16kw

>> No.43202770

>>43202562
ate almost all the elves and the few that remained kicked his ass so hard that he disappeared.

>> No.43202833

>>43202770
Then he puked up the Elves he ate, and they were so grateful they worship Sigmar now.

Except the Dark Elves. They are his Starscreams.

The Wood Elves kind of wandered off when nobody was looking.

>> No.43202854

>>43202833
Then Khorne, Nurgle, and Slaanesh voted to kick Slaanesh out of the pantheon and replaced hom with Great Horned Rat.

Then they made Archaon a Chaos God to replace Rat as the Chaos God mascot god.

Then Slaanesh's Keepers gave up looking for him and started fighting over who's Slaanesh now.

>> No.43202856

>>43197090
Use a different phrase other than "free software." No shit that people don't get what you mean.

>> No.43202871

>>43201597
I'm pretty sure Scottish, but I've been wrong before.

>> No.43202894

>>43200917
Wait, you got a grimoire, but only 2 tomes? Where's the sense in that?

>> No.43202905

>>43202854
>Archaon a Chaos God
Of what

>> No.43202941

>>43202905
eternal failing
Abaddon now is his right hand man

>> No.43202942

>>43201356
Why wait? Get ultimate apocalypse.

>> No.43203546

>>43202905
Nothing in particular.

He's the "Grand Marshall of Chaos" and has authority over everything below the other Chaos Gods.
Tzeentch, Khorne, Slaanesh, and Nurgle all blessed him as their second in command after he refused to serve them out of reward for sheer fucking balls.

When Slaanesh vanished Great Horned Rat tried to bless him too, but he refused it and spat in Rat's face.

>> No.43203579

Game makes my CPU run about ten degrees hotter than any other game I've played. It seems like it'll be nice to play once it's out of beta, but I have no idea what makes this so CPU intensive.

>> No.43203828

>>43201733
Of course. Why wouldn't a Chaos God get rid of one of it's uppity GDs?

>> No.43204161

>>43203546
What was Be'lakor's reaction?

>> No.43205317

>>43204161
Crying in a corner as usual.

>> No.43205360

>>43205317
He hasn't been mentioned in Age of Sigmar.
Be'lakor is kill.

>> No.43205382

>>43205360
>inb4 him and draigo merge together

>> No.43205415

>>43205360
He better be. Now we can stone with Lizards who are now even more anti-Chaos. But he might gain a follower from a daemon who I'm not joking about this, Khurnac.

>> No.43205576

Orc adventure game when?
I wunz tha go mukkin about wit da rest o' da boyz

>> No.43205604

>Even /tg/ is talking about this game.

I hope it boosts Skaven art and porn obviously

>> No.43205717

>>43205604
Fuck off. I remember your little shitpost on /wfbg/. Furry scum like you must be shot.

>> No.43205741

>>43205604
Every time you fap to a Skaven Lizardmen throw rocks at children.

>> No.43205764

>>43205717
I'm no tg frequenter hombre. I just came to see what /tg/ thought of it. You got th ewrong guy.

>>43205741
Well damn. I like Skaven and Lizardmen and hate children

>> No.43205794

>>43196629
That's a weird place for the trailer to stop.

>> No.43205847

>>43205764
I don't know what to say. Wanting to fap to disgusting Skaven is rock worthy, but I'm not sure if Sotek would approve of this.

>> No.43205893

>>43198907
I just installed this.

I got fucked on my first game. I like it though.

>> No.43205908

>>43205847
Throw the rock at him. It is the perfect solution!

>> No.43205911

>>43201004
>Fall of Lustria expansion when?
How I would love to stone Skaven.

>> No.43205912 [SPOILER] 

>>43205604
Do you mean porn of the males (gutter runners, etc.) or of the breeding reactor females?

>> No.43205931

>>43196668
war of the roses was dope nigga

>> No.43205949

>>43205908
Of course. Nothing can go wrong with that. I'm sure the Old Ones would approve of it.

>> No.43205960

>>43205912
Yes

Yes

and Yes

Also from a guy that knows jack shit about the lore, are all females breeding bitches or do some fight too?

>> No.43206000

>>43198803
I wonder if CA will release a TW:Warhammer expansion with Skaven?
>yfw Doomwheels
>yfw DoomBells

>> No.43206060

>>43201356
Get Ultimate Apocalypse nigga.

>> No.43206179

>>43205960

They're all for breeding and pretty much hideous monsters.

>> No.43206329

>>43206179
>>43205960

>> No.43206394

Age of Sigmar is GW's "New Coke", where they make a shitty product, so that when they bring back the classic formula, people will buy it in droves.

>> No.43206408

>>43200917

Her accent is Northern Irish.

>> No.43206612

This game just makes me really want to run or play in a Warhammer Fantasy game during End Times.

>> No.43206709

>>43199850
/vg/ ?

>> No.43206734

The map they released today is pretty friggin amazing. Visually amazing, complicated, and has several hidden passages and alternate routes.

Because its a mad Wizard's tower.

Seriously. Its awesome.

>>43206612
I know, right?

>> No.43206743

>>43206709

/vg/ is shit, nothing but faggots getting trigged by the Elf and memes. First few threads were alright.

>> No.43206788

>>43206394
I seriously doubt they're that clever.

We're talking about a company ran by complete cretins whose agenda revolves sorely around squeezing any profits they possibly can out of their niche IPs, yet paradoxically haven't done a single good business decision in over a decade.

>> No.43206962

>>43198137
Because its doing a better job at canon storytelling than canon, duh.

>> No.43207051

>>43206179
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-CA/Skaven-Brood-Horror

>> No.43209524

>>43198041
>$23
Says $26.99 on GMG for me. Is there a coupon code for it?

>> No.43209547

>>43196629

Is this even /tg/ related?

>> No.43209549

>>43209524
GMGMID-SEASON-25PERC

>> No.43209556

>>43202856

software that you can mock around the source code, and isn't provided to you at charge.

>> No.43209635

>>43209549
>$20 now
If I get as much play out of this as I did either L4D game it is totally worth it.
Thanks

>> No.43209681

>>43209556
>software that you can mock around the source code, and isn't provided to you at charge.
Open Source?
Isn't that the term?

>> No.43209867

>>43207051
That's not a female skaven

>> No.43211285

>>43209867

It's probably a close approximation, at least from what I can remember. The female is likely fatter though, to the point of not being able to move.

>> No.43211379

>>43196938
What about sword cost legends?

>> No.43211502

>>43211379
>What about sword cost legends?
Completely passed me. Talk about weak shill-fu.

>> No.43211585

>>43211502
I don't think anyone is shilling for it because it's looks thoroughly uninteresting. Who plays dnd for the setting Who plays dnd at all

>> No.43211589

>>43211379
As a CRPG it is above average. Disappointed a lot of people with the Dungeon Master mode though. Very limited. You can only really spawn monster or traps on the party.

>> No.43211843

>>43211585
>I don't think anyone is shilling for it because it's looks thoroughly uninteresting. Who plays dnd for the setting
Sure, but the Souls series setting has some babble about DARKNESS in lieu of a setting and that shit sells like hotcakes.

>there will never be another Dark Sun or Planescape game
Never ever.

>> No.43212473

>>43196965
You don't need a playerbase anon.
You just need friends!

>> No.43212707

>>43196965
>A fraction of the playerbase
>Game is still in beta

>> No.43212741

>>43212473
;_;

>> No.43212773

>>43205960
Take your Nezumi to MtG threads.
This is a Skaven thread.

>> No.43212806

>>43205960

female skaven are literally giant rats and definitely not something you'd wanna fuck.

>> No.43212826

>>43205741
I'd fap to Skinks, but the closest there is would be sexy Kobolds like Tugma.

So six-titted femSkaven and Skaven raping kobolds it is then.

>> No.43212848

feh, sounds fun but i allredy got L4D2 which is not brought down by a drop system and has a very large playerbase. The reason L4D was and still is sucha big hit is how equal it makes every player. There is no perk or drop system, no levels, no stats. Thanks to this all that counts is your skill, you are not going to get brought down because your items are not good enough (unless you are a dumb dumb and dont pick up any wepons, allthough it is possible to do a run on normal with just the starting shotgun or uzi +pistol/mele wep). L4D was a hit because you get in and all you have to do to get gud is learn.

>> No.43212859

>>43205847
Use a snake.
Sotek approves of snakes as the rock-free alternative.
>>43205960
It never said ALL females are.
But the only females we know of are like queen ants. It may be artificial though, not by birth.

But fanon has alternatives.
https://e621.net/post/show/626701/2014-breasts-female-green_eyes-horn-mammal-multi_b

>> No.43212864

>>43201733
>>43202562
>>43202854

>Play Undead and Slaanesh daemons.
>Age of New demografic happens.
>My horde army is unplayble due to the time and effort just to move the army. "Why don't you just play a smaller army then anon?" Yeah.. That's why I painted those 120 skelingtons and 100+ zombies, to push around 20 of them...
>Switch focus only to Slaanesh, atleast then I know what I'm getting int-
>AoS Slaanesh lore happens.

God fucking damn it GW, I'm trying real hard not to drop you like a sack of shit here!

Only hope left is the mainstream turd level lore stays in AoS and atleast leave 40k alone, it's a sad day when I play 40k for the lore...

>> No.43212866

>>43206734
Witchfate Tor?

>> No.43212876

>>43209547
Yes, dumbass.
More so than Quest thread shit.

>> No.43212914

>>43212864
Slaanesh's Keepers are all fighting over who gets to be his replacement, the Ur-Slaanesh.

Current top dog is a Keeper named
Luxcious who looks like the expensive Citadel Keeper and managed to fight Sigmar and live. But then Archaon slapped her (canon her)'s shit for being annoying and hasn't been mentioned since. So who knows.

>> No.43212944

>>43212864
The fact that Khorne now has more models than the entire rest of Chaos thanks to unending releases while he has TWO factions to himself and Nurgle has one should tell you something.

>> No.43212961

>>43212914
Good lord, GW sure likes their Plot Armoured heroes in both universes. They've already deviated so much of the similarities between A and B, why start making them alike now.

>> No.43213062

>>43212914
>suvive a fight against a man elevated to demi godhood
>Get slapped by a named character just because.

Boy yeah.. That's some real Dark God material right there "We'lll meet again, Spi- Archaon!"

So when did the Chaos Gods become marvel villans?

I'm sorry but I don't give a toss pot about named characters, the setting and personal touch was what drove the universe, atleast for my gaming circle. Plot armor is an instant care killer.

I like my Chaos gods big scary allegories can't be denied in lovecraftian way, this really is just run of the mill comic baddy tier.

Vermintide looks fun though.

>> No.43213089

Clan pestilence when? Clan Eshin gets a special, clan Moulder gets one or two based on if you count the giant rats and Clan Skyire gets two. Why does pestilence get even one?

>> No.43213099

>>43213062
>Boy yeah.. That's some real Dark God material right there "We'lll meet again, Spi- Archaon!"

He is lying. Archaon did not fight the Ur-Slaanesh. Archaon only fought Nagash the God of Undeath and broke him.

>Get slapped by a named character just because.

Archaon just a named character? He is the Grand Marshall of all Chaos, a demigod who is the conduit for the power of the Dark Brothers. He is easily more powerful than any one in the Pantheon of Order. You should get yourself lobotomized for being so damn retarded.

>> No.43213112

>>43213099
>Archaon only fought Nagash the God of Undeath and broke him.
that's even more ridiculous

>> No.43213116

>>43199850
>/v/
>knowing anything about videogames
ayy lmao

>> No.43213135

>>43213112
It isn't. Archaon is empowered by the Chaos Gods, the most powerful forces in the multiverse. What is powering Nagash? Just the Wind of Death which is a fraction of the power of the Realm of Chaos.

I think the people who complain about AoS lore are either clueless retards or trolls. It's plainly obvious from your posts you guys didn't read a shred of any fluff.

>> No.43213164

>>43201121
uh? it runs smooth on my computer, no problems at all... it's beta so i guess that is to be expected, some systems will play "nice" while others won't

>> No.43213230

>>43213135
>I think the people who complain about AoS lore are either clueless retards or trolls. It's plainly obvious from your posts you guys didn't read a shred of any fluff.
oh boy

>> No.43213239

>>43213135

>> No.43213272

>>43201192

They had a Bretonian peasant planned early on, but they cut it in favour of more "heroic" characters.

They also had a Ratcatcher with a small but vicious dog.

>> No.43213282

>>43213272
>small but vicious dog
we fallout 4 now.

>> No.43213313

>>43213230
Well, it's true. Look at the posts above. One is outright lying and the other is complaining about something he has no knowledge about.

If you want to be taken seriously, then know hat the heck you are complaining about.

>> No.43213339

>>43213313
have you only read the new AoS "fluff"? That would explain why you don't find it strange that Archaon, albeit powerful, could beat Nagash

>> No.43213347

>>43213339
Have you read End Time Archaon fluff or any fluff about Archaon? No, it's not strange. You are just ignorant.

>> No.43213377

>>43213347
Yes, I have. In all the old fluff, he is the single most powerful champion of chaos. However, he is far from invincible, I mean he got busted by Grimgor at the gates of Middenheim after all. Nagash on the other hand is the god of death, far more powerful than even the strongest vampires. And one vampire and his servants were enough to stop a chaos invasion during Storm of Chaos.
I mean sure, they added a lot of new fluff, but that dooesn't make it less ridiculous

>> No.43213643

>>43213377
>I mean sure, they added a lot of new fluff, but that dooesn't make it less ridiculous

No, anon, you are showing that you A) Never read the fluff both new and old B) lying

>I mean he got busted by Grimgor at the gates of Middenheim

He got cheapshotted by Grimgor after fighting the re-incarnation of Sigmar (The guy who defeated Nagash in times of old) and Huss. Both of them powerful anti-Chaos paladins. When Grimgor came Archaon was wounded and in a middle of a immobilizing faith crisis.

So anon, you are full of shit. Get out.

>> No.43213671

>>43213643
>A) Never read the fluff both new and old B) lying
whatever autismo

>> No.43213708

>>43213643
>He got cheapshotted by Grimgor after fighting the re-incarnation of Sigmar (The guy who defeated Nagash in times of old) and Huss. Both of them powerful anti-Chaos paladins. When Grimgor came Archaon was wounded and in a middle of a immobilizing faith crisis.
A loss is a loss.
>>43213643
>No, anon, you are showing that you A) Never read the fluff both new and old B) lying
Anon, why do you do this? People forget things. Not everyone has photographic memories.
>>43213671
It's Archaon's #1 fanboy. Ignore him and discuss something far more interesting than Archaon and Chaos. Lizardmen vidya game.

>> No.43213791

>>43198200
>I'm hoping for something on the Lizardmen vs Skaven events I will admit.
What are our chances of getting a playable Lizardman

>> No.43213832

>>43213671
>Confronted by facts.
>Autism

Austim is never admitting you are wrong graciously.

>>43213708
>A loss is a loss.

And context matters. Archaon defeated the reincarnation of Sigmar and Huss before Grimgor cheap shotted him.

Considering that Nagash got his boney ass handed to him by Sigmar, why does that stupid anon think DEMIGOD Archaon handing Nagash his boney ass is ridiculous in AoS. I answered myself, stupidity!

>Anon, why do you do this? People forget things. Not everyone has photographic memories.

Excuses. Excuses. It's not forgetting I see here. I can forgive that. What I can never forgive is willful ignorance.

>> No.43213887

>>43213791
I say 56%.
>>43213832
>Excuses. Excuses. It's not forgetting I see here. I can forgive that. What I can never forgive is willful ignorance
Anon, I'm just going to drop this now.

>> No.43213912

>>43213832
>Considering that Nagash got his boney ass handed to him by Sigmar, why does that stupid anon think DEMIGOD Archaon handing Nagash his boney ass is ridiculous in AoS. I answered myself, stupidity!
alrighty then

>> No.43213926

>>43197102
How is mint?
I remember trying out Ubuntu and having lot's of trouble with package dependencies.

>> No.43213946

>>43213887
Don't pick it up it you can't handle it.

>> No.43214017

>>43198717
She's the second most fun character next to the Witch Hunter.

>> No.43214024

>>43199204
Many people say so, but they most be doing something right since i found l4d boring as fuck but enjoy this one.
My guess so far it's because skaven are more interesting than zombies in their approach and the fact that the melee focus gets you into more danger.

>> No.43214043

All these people waifu-ing the burkha elf
And the other female is a hag.
Why can't we have some sexy?
Oh, right, american audience.

>> No.43214083

>Why can't we have some sexy?

Human wizards in WHFB are under a lot of pressure and it shows on their frail bodies and sunken faces. If she wasn't a "hag" people would hang the developers. The problem is you can't justify having a human female in the team unless you have her as the bright wizard. So either this or no women at all.

>> No.43214092

>>43199678
The devs said on a Reddit AMA that "there's a 50% chance of a Chaos expansion"

>> No.43214097

>>43199678
That sort of inhuman eyes are what the Elves of Warhammer and Eldar in 40k are supposed to have.

>> No.43214107

>>43196629
>Warhammer is dead
>We still get a first person shooter
Any reason why in 2015 we can't get a real whfb simulator? The old excuse it will compete with tabletop no longer applies now.

And fuck, another warhamma game, another skaven being the enemy.

>hype
No fucks given.

>> No.43214134

>>43214107
>Any reason why in 2015 we can't get a real whfb simulator? The old excuse it will compete with tabletop no longer applies now
Because GW is stupid. We will also never get a vidya game based on Gortek and his companion's journey.

>> No.43214271

>>43201455
A high risk/reward cahracter with low health but good lifeleach, who also uses it for abilities like a better dodge or magic, could be pretty interesting.

>> No.43214364

The wizard tower features john blanche art.
confirmed for taste

>> No.43214405

>>43206734
It looks like that one level from thief, only made by people who didn't get it.

>> No.43214406

Fatshark wants to add a playable Skaven character.

You are in charge of lore reasons for joining and gameplay design. POST IDEAS.

>> No.43214450

>>43214134
>Because GW is stupid.
You know nobody likes GW but this autistic "MUH GW" response to everything is really fucking stupid.

GW just licenses the IP. Nothing more. The developers decide what they want to do and judging by the avalanche of Fantasy and 40k games recently GW will give the license to just about anyone for anything.

>> No.43214491

>>43214450
>>43214134
>>43214107
Because it would cut into their figurine sales.

>> No.43214494

>>43214405
Exactly what I was thinking off too.
What was genius about that level was that the rooms would get progressively more fucked up and creepy as you progressed trough the mansion. The easter egg made made me nope pretty hard too.

Although to give vermintide some credit, the room that changes depending on the character you're playing is really cool.

>> No.43214502

>>43214406
Storm Skaven. Reason? Is from a different Clan.

Skaven don't need no fucking reason to kill each other.

>> No.43214532

>>43214450
I find it mind boggling that GW hasn't tried getting more games done.

>> No.43214546

Incidentally if you preordered it you can play the beta now and progress will carry over.

I think the server is down though because i'm stuck on eternal loading screen.

>> No.43214573

>>43214491
Explain why they allowed DOW then? The games are literally free advertisement not to mention the royalties.

WFB went to shit because the game was shit and the figures overpriced. Somebody who is willing to drop +500$ on plastic toys isn't suddenly going ton run out of money after dropping 30$ on a L4D clone.

>>43214532
Again. GW doesn't "get them done". They get approached by developers with a proposal for IP licensing. They approve it, sign a contract for royalties and that is it. At best they might give you someone you can contact over fluff.

>> No.43214595

>>43196945
I had to check if I was still on the right board. Damn you.

>> No.43214633

>>43214573
>Again. GW doesn't "get them done". They get approached by developers with a proposal for IP licensing. They approve it, sign a contract for royalties and that is it. At best they might give you someone you can contact over fluff.
So the problem is that GW just hasn't been approached enough?

>> No.43214645

>>43214107
Because we get Total Warhammer, which will probably be better than a straight adaption of the Tabletop. Also, it would compete with AoS, due to the models used.

>> No.43214666

>>43214502
I'd welcome a pole weapon user.

>> No.43214701

>>43214633
Exactly. But the good news is that GW is basically the sluttiest girl in town

Look at all this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Games_Workshop_video_games

>> No.43214726

>>43214134
>Gortek and Felix's journey
Now man, that's a game worth playing!

>> No.43214801

>>43213926
...sleek. Clean. I think that's the best description. Not sleek in the slightly patronizing sense of OSX but sleek in the way a ThinkPad or Rapier are.

Does what you want of it out of the box,operates under the assumption that even passionate tech aficionados will sometimes prefer to have a machine that simply runs their programs and still has easy enough access to the ultra-granular details of the system that fine tuning attempts aren't just being stonewalled.

>Ubuntu
Ye that went fucky real fast. Didn't care to follow any of the drama surrounding it but apparently the guy's managed to Cuba himself due to flagrant fucktardation.

Basically, Ubuntu is a Happy Meal toy, Mint is LEGO MindStorms, Arch is Arduino and Gentoo is the smoldering remnants of a crashed UFO.

If you want to use Linux because you like the idea or such, use Mint. For more specialized things use specialized distros, but Mint stretches really far into other territories as well.

>> No.43214816

>>43214701
GW, you big slut. Now I can still have hope that my ideal 40k game or at least something close enough to it can one day come out.
Think a Battlefront 2 style game, but with a small dash of Space Marine in it.
>A Rise of the Empire like feature that allows you to fight in the most significant battles in 40k from the War in Heaven to the 13th Black Crusade
>A small prep time before the fight to get a custom load out to pick every weapon in 40k
>Commissars get blaming as a cool down ability
>When playing space marines, you get a randomized deal so you can play as SWs one moment, and the next fight you can be Ultramarines. Same thing applies to CSMs
Now for something that would just be pure happiness for me.
>50 person server
>One side is SMs
>enemy is allowed to capture all but one command posts
>let them come.jpeg
>enemy finds the last command post guarded by 10 Termies with assault cannons and cyclone missle launchers, 10 Devastators with heavy bolters, 2 dreads with assault cannons, 2 Contemptor Mortis Dreads, and one Dreado.
>tfw they meet their deaths at possibly enough dakka

>> No.43214852

>>43214726
One day it might get made I hope.

>> No.43214894

>>43214645
>which will probably be better than a straight adaption of the Tabletop.
>side developers-team
>primitive and slow gameplay
>no global map gameplay
kek

>> No.43214956

>>43214894
>primitive and slow gameplay
proofbird.jpg?

>> No.43215059

>>43198907
How is Mordheim? whats it like?

>> No.43215067

>>43202894
I know where to find all 3 tomes and one grimoire. Still struggling to find that last one

>> No.43215086

I've been trying to get the game to work for 4 hours, thanks for the recommendation /tg/.

>> No.43215117

>>43215086
servers are down right now. The game doesn't actually release until the 23rd.

>> No.43215128

>>43202699
Are we talking DLC eventually or Valve Eventually (TM)

>> No.43215179

>>43215128
well CA release shit timely
its quality is variable
expect dlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC1Y2pFP2ls

>> No.43215485

>>43198230
>>43198162

Is Mordheim any good now? I saw it when it was in Early Access, and it seemed lacking.

>> No.43215523

>>43215128
Day one dlc

>> No.43215533

>>43214801
Thanks for the summary. And the hearty laugh.
>Basically, Ubuntu is a Happy Meal toy, Mint is LEGO MindStorms, Arch is Arduino and Gentoo is the smoldering remnants of a crashed UFO.
Maybe i should post this to /g/...

>> No.43215555

>>43214816
Why do people always quote Battlefront 2?
It was a casual version of Battlefield 1942 that was massively held back by the PS2 version, with shitty buggy melee and braindead space combat added in.

>> No.43215564

>>43215059
Slow. Clearly Alpha. But fun.

>> No.43215583

>>43215555
Dunno
Do you know how many hours I logged into BF Vietnam? TONS

>> No.43215616

>>43212859

>> No.43216607

>>43215555
Same reason Sailor Moon is remembered despite being just a casualized version of Super Sentai with shitty repetitive drama and braindead beam combat added in.

It wasn't the first. It isn't the best (that honour goes to CSS and Princess Tutu in equal measure), but it hit the Zeitgeist just right and provided a range of key aspects people wanted and still remember.

Until SMC shat all over it, but we don't talk about that.

>> No.43216636

>>43214083
Life mages can be pretty swell.

>> No.43216744

>>43215117

It wasn't the servers being the problem it was my install being fucked but to be fair I actually got it working about 5 minutes after posting that like a little bitch.

It's really good, the atmosphere is great and I'm loving the dialogue between the characters.

>> No.43216753

>>43215179
>Chaos is DLC
Fucking damnit.

>> No.43216782

>>43197790
>Total War: Warhammer

wait whut? I've been under a rock. Link pls?

>> No.43217050

>>43216782
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER

In game stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKPw86ivR7A

>> No.43217230

>>43215555
>talking shit about battlefront two
I'll fucking Roger roger you mate, swear on me mum.

>> No.43217312

>>43215583
But Vietnam was crap.

>> No.43217325

>>43217230
Found the PS2 kiddie.
Seriously, go revisit the game, it's on gog.
Enjoy your nostalgia googles fly off.
It's a 4/10 game.

>> No.43217362

>>43217325
It was good for the time. Better than the new one anyway.

>> No.43217387

>>43217325
Also
>PS2 kiddie
PS2 came out 15 years ago man.

>> No.43217389

>>43217362
Battlefront 2 was released in 2005.
No, it was not good for its time.

>> No.43217401

>>43217362
>>43217325
I have to agree, thats like comparing Total Annihilation to SupCom FA or Half-life 2 with any modern shooter.

>> No.43217413

>>43196629
Game is good, though it's worth 20€ not more at the moment.

Also with some very minor improvements the gameplay could become 100x times better:

>Add weapons colliding with environment (Example: you can't horizontally swing a 2h sword in a tight corridor or it blocks on the wall doing almost no damage)
>add swing directions (left/right swings, lunge sword which would do abit of piercing, but less than a swing of a mace, blow from top to bottom)

With these simple changes the game would become much more fun to play.

>> No.43217466

>>43217389
What was a similar game that was better that came out in 2005.

>> No.43217489

Which hard modes do you feel have the best PUGs and are thus the best to farm?

>> No.43217517

The only way to do a Greenskin DLC is to set it in the east since thats where Grimgor was at.

The playable characters would probably be a Chaos Dwarf, Rajput from Ind, Nipponese Samurai, or a Cathayan Sorcerer.

>> No.43217566

>>43217517
Couldnt he just be a mercenary? There are orcs and goblins everywhere.

>> No.43217586

>>43217517
Nah you could do it as an Orc merc. Those are quite common.

>> No.43217640

>>43217413
There already are a distinction between thrusts and cleaving swings. You can cut off body parts with cleaving and it hits multiple enemies. Stabbing is unique in some ways too, try stabbing a Skaven in the throat with the rapier.

>> No.43217643

>End Times

So why play a game you cannot win? Nothing you do in the setting will matter. The Skaven and Chaos will win in the end.

>> No.43217645

>>43197840
>Where were all these games even 2 years ago when you could easily argue WHFB needed them even as a marketing gimmick?

Holy shit you're a fucking idiot

>> No.43217668

>>43217643
Any Skaven that doesn't die has a chance to escape to the Horned Rat's pad, and cause trouble in the future. Go with that.

>> No.43217681

>>43217643
With that logic why play any WHFB game? Why play any game at all where your character isn't immortal? Why play any game set in a universe that could possibly end (aka any of them)?

>> No.43217684

>>43217643
This game was developed to retcon the whole end times situation.

>> No.43217721

>>43217640
I know but they are relegated to different weapons, you can't thrust with the inquisitor's zweihander for example, despite the fact that you could indeed use it like that, as of now it also makes for quite repetitive gameplay through the whole level as different playstyles are attached only to the weapons.

Basically you just spam left click and sometimes Q and push back.

It also adds an interesting layer to not be able to full swing in a tight corridor, example of this are mount & blade and dark souls.

>> No.43217790

>>43217721
>It also adds an interesting layer to not be able to full swing in a tight corridor, example of this are mount & blade and dark souls.
Oh I agree with this one, but also one thing you need to remember about Dark Souls (and this game as well) is that the animations available to a weapon are a balancing tool. If every weapon were to be able to do the same things it decreases class variety in a game that is already severely lacking it. I do see your point about it making game play a little deeper but at the cost of removing variety in play styles I'm not sure it's worth it.

>> No.43217899

>>43217643
Because we have Endhammer you big baby.

>> No.43217905

>>43217466
Battlefield 2 came out the same year, for starters.

>> No.43217915

>>43196629
How well is it optimized?

My PC meets its minimum standards on Steam, does it run well on PCs that hit the lower end of what it asks?

>> No.43217939

>>43217905
So exactly one better game. And it doesnt have any sci-fi bullshit.

>> No.43217940

>>43217643
Why play any game then?

>> No.43217958

>>43217413
>>Add weapons colliding with environment (Example: you can't horizontally swing a 2h sword in a tight corridor or it blocks on the wall doing almost no damage)
Would invalidate a lot of weapons, or at least make the game a pain in the ass. It's an arcadey game anyway.
>>add swing directions (left/right swings, lunge sword which would do abit of piercing, but less than a swing of a mace, blow from top to bottom)
Yeah, i wish they would use Mouse Button 4 for more than the Rapier.

>> No.43218045

>>43217940
Well, when I play my toon in WoW I know I am making a difference in the setting.

>> No.43218061

>>43218045
What the fuck is a toon.

>> No.43218113

>>43217939
Conker live&reloaded,Delta Force:Xtreme, Red Orchestra, etc. came out that year as well.
Also you could play older games like Enemy Territory or Tribes vengeance.
Mass Combat Shooters where in no short supply back then.

>> No.43218144

>>43218061
What idiots call PCs.

>> No.43218166

>>43218144
People don't really do that do they? It doesn't even make any sense.

>> No.43218168

>>43217643

This gay ass mentality again? Go back to your Bioware games

>> No.43218404

>>43218061
A cartoon is just american anime.

>> No.43218487

>>43218404
If thats the actual reasoning I will be pretty sad.

>> No.43218564

>>43217684

no it wasn't

>> No.43219295

>>43214043
Troll.

>> No.43219316

>>43214097
Sauce me that description in Warhammer Fantasy, you lying faggot.
Because Elves have never been described like that.

>> No.43219359

>>43219316
The elf in the opening of mark of chaos had those sort of eyes.

>> No.43219379

>>43219295
Do you routinely go outside, point upwards and say "sky?"

>> No.43219425

>>43219316
Not a fantasy fag but some of the older 40k eldar art has them have unhumanly stretched features, as well as weird eyes.

>> No.43219470

>>43219316
What you not looked at any Elf art?

>> No.43219559

>>43217915
My girlfriend's PC hits the lower end, and she's able to run it on Medium, and it still looks great.

>> No.43219582

>>43219559
What fucking around should you do to make it run best on a piece of shit computer?

>> No.43219583

>>43214043
I dunno, I think the bright wizard is a right GILF.

>> No.43219612

>>43219316
Jess Goodwind's concept art (aka the most correct and fluff accurate representation of the eldar) portrayes them with the same sort of stretched features, and inhuman pupilless eyes.

>> No.43219701

>>43215485
Yes.

>> No.43219743

>>43219612
Even the more recent, Dark Eldar concept art showcases the same sort of elongated features, and inhuman eyes.

>> No.43219744

>>43215616
I'd still a Tomb Queen before either.

>> No.43219755

>>43219743

>> No.43219777

>>43218487
No.
Anime is Japanese cartoons.

Anything animated not made in Japan is a cartoon.

>> No.43219796

>>43219744
>being a skelefucker

>> No.43219816

>>43219612
>>43219425
>>43219743
I said Elves, not 40k shit.

Desxriptions in Black Library are their eyes are deeper than oceans full of emotion yet calm and yadda yadda, not "black and alien".

Keep your tryhard scifi game to its containment threads.

>> No.43219861

>>43219777
No I meant about calling your character a toon.

>> No.43219876

>>43219816
You ever see what a deep ocean looks like? It looks black.

>> No.43219980

>>43219816
Eldar and elves are basically the same thing though.
Enjoy your freaky ayy lmao eyes, faggot.

>> No.43220026

>>43219582
We didn't have to do anything, it just defaulted to the settings it thought it could do with 60FPS. It runs really smoothly.

What are your PC specs?

>> No.43220062

>>43219980
Just some more artwork of elves having freaky ayy lmao eyes, to prove that pissy faggot wrong.

>> No.43220103

>>43220062

>> No.43220186

>>43220103
Well, I think I have made my point.

>> No.43220265

>>43220026
Well its a four year old laptop so poor to say the least. I forget how to check exactly.

>> No.43220296

>>43220265
Type in DXDiag in Run, then select the .exe, allow it to run. It'll tell you your hardware there.

>> No.43220351

>>43219980
If Eldar were Elves, they'd be winning.

>> No.43220373

>>43220062
>>43220103
>>43220186
Dorbz.

Have some non-black eye Elves.

>> No.43220403

>>43220296
I dont know what any of it means exactly but I know my computer seems to be too shit to run the game. I just tried. I was just wondering if there were any tricks to at least get it playable.

>> No.43220409

>>43220373

>> No.43220434

>>43220373
One guy against seven isnt much of an argument. Especially when that guy still has slanty eyes. And isnt a wood elf.

>> No.43220452

>> No.43220486

>>43220434
"Wood Elf" was not the argument. "Elf" was.

Old art showed black eyes simply because that was the artistic style. Not because it was canon.

The novels contradict it, as does art in army books and supplements.

>> No.43220554

>>43220486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iO9cGopQq0
Wood elf has black eyes. Wood elves are a different species. The character you are talking about is a wood elf. Show me a picture where the wood elf does not have black eyes.

>> No.43220603

>>43220486
That picture is hardly speaking in your favor m8.

>> No.43220694

>>43214573

Dawn of War wasn't exactly a 1:1 with 40k, not that it really matters since the gameplay itself isn't the biggest draw of 40k.

>> No.43220954

>>43220403
If you find out post it. I bought the game just now and even on Lowest it is a juttery unresponsive mess. This was a good gaming laptop when I bought it in 2013...

>> No.43221088

>>43220954
Im looking right at it I just don't know whats important.

>> No.43221311

>>43220403
>>43220954
>>43221088

Use this: http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri

And then tell us what hardware it says you have, and if you pass all the requirements.

>> No.43221342

>>43221311
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-2350M CPU @ 2.30GHz 39th percentile
Graphics card: Intel(R) HD Graphics Family 22nd percentile

Those two are sucking.

>> No.43221374

>>43221342
Yep, i3s are designed to watch Netflix and post on Facebook, not play games. Same with the graphics, because you don't have a graphics card at all, just the integrated graphics chip on your motherboard.

>> No.43221406

>>43221374
Nuts. How much would it cost to theoretically improve this shit to the point where vermintide would actually work?

>> No.43221554

>>43196938
Wizards DnD got fucked over by an IP dispute for all of 4e (the best edition for gaming). How are you supposed to make a videogame out of DM-heavy 5e? They're still pretty pissed about IP problems with movie and tv rights.

>> No.43221654

>>43221406
Is it a PC, or a laptop?

>> No.43221702

>>43221654
Laptop unfortunately.

>> No.43221953

So the game autoset everything to low but the game runs pretty well on my laptop, specs are:

Intel Core i5-460m
ATI Radeon HD5870/1GB DDR5
DDRIII 8GB

>> No.43222175

Played it myself yesterday, had lots of fun, played Witch Hunter, Dwarf Ranger, and Waywatcher so far.

Only problem is my video card crashed during the final part of the Wizard's Tower mission, which sucked after playing through the rest of the mission getting there.

>> No.43222456

>>43196629
Enjoying it! Dwarf and Bright wizard player myself

Sometimes the director is a real ass though, 1 mission we had 2 rat ogres, both during horde attacks

Then we had a gutter runner, with storm vermin patrol and 2 ratling gunners at the same time

Apart from a few little glitches/ issues, its pretty fun!

>> No.43222516

>>43221702
You can't upgrade laptops, you need a desktop.

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