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>Previous Thread: >>43115442

>To join in, simply write your name and choose a party as well as a secure tripcode: https://www.4chan.org/faq#sectrip

>Three people and a party page on the wikia are needed to create a party

>Create your party platform and see existing laws and regulations here:

New Wikia (WIP):


Old Wikia (use for reference):


Current Agenda:

>Submit bills, make friends and enemies, mock the undead.

>Role-play and enjoy yourself! Sodas are in the fridge.

>CC needs to get off its ass before I do their job for them.


>> No.43128899

For the Empire.

>> No.43128924
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Finally got around to moving Kowalski around.

Gentle reminder that the Imperium is going to need to elect or appoint a new leader at some point before or during roll call.

>> No.43128928

>mock the undead

Go ahead, we can take a good ribbing. I mean we tibia a hard ass, we have a spine and we find things humerus.


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>I mean we have no reason tibia a hard ass, we have a spine and we find things humerus.

Fixing that sentence, fuck I'm tired.

>> No.43129012
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But you don't have a spine. You're a tree. Though I won't deny that despite your lack of an endoskeleton, you certainly aren't lacking for a funny bone.

Also, friendly reminder that the Empire put the Order 66 on both Andrei and Samefaggotry. The Clone Wars are finally over.

>> No.43129019
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Reporting in.

Imperium members should join the only true Emperor!

• Join the Galactic Empire •

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Also, members of the <CC> - do you have any progress to report?

>> No.43129546

Negative Sir.

We lack of communication so far and I've personally been much busy lately.

I could give it more time on monday.

>> No.43129671
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Friendly Reminder

The Embassy is still looking for ambassadors of the Imperium and CDF for it to be complete, should they decide to play along.

add skypename: shakalewis52

>> No.43129807

Hmm. It is clear that the current <CC> administration is not working. Something has to be done if we do not want to fall behind - we can't begin rebuilding until we know the situation of the Realm of TeeGee.

Therefore, I hereby officially propose that during todays/tomorrow's Roll Call, we re-open up the Cartographer's Committee for elections.

I'm also considering forwarding an amendment to create a leadership position in the CC to cut down on any further squabbling and bureaucratic delays.

>> No.43129895

I second

>> No.43130199

I'll second this, AA's not had much to work with for a while now.

>> No.43130574
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>A player who misses THREE roll calls in a row is presumed dead and is removed from the Council entirely. They may re-join later, but must start from scratch.

Does this mean that people who come back from being dead are undead and they are eligible to join Spooky?

This brings up another interesting idea, dual citizenship for allied nations?

>> No.43130735

Do you get seats based on the number of people you get to support your party? Or do my friends and I all get our own seat in parliament if we want to come make a party?

>> No.43130765

One person = one seat.
However, samefagging is outlawed and punishable by permaban.

Very funny. Dual citizenship might be interesting though.

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I mean, think about it. Your Sith Lords die, they get brought to life and we give them back. Dual citizenship in both Spooky and the Galactic Empire. Pretty neat. Didn't your Emperor talk about succeeding in cheating death?

>> No.43131452

I'm sure at one point I posted about adding another tile of land this week, but I'm not seeing it. It was suppose to be south of my current holdings. Not sure what is going on.

Have we decided what happens if a party doesn't have a leader? I'm just wondering what will happen if Imperium doesn't get a leader elected.

>> No.43131453

I'm merely a sector governor, Tree. I have not had the honour of speaking face-to-face with the Emperor himself. As for Sith, I've no idea what you're talking about. Isn't Sith one of those fogey force religions?

>> No.43131480

Oh, that's right. I got yours and Andrei's territories mixed up, didn't I? Okay, I'll remove the non-capital one and pop yours south of Tree's. Sound good? AFAIK, only Andrei, Tree and you have ever picked territories in Spooky.

Also, I'm honestly not sure. I suppose I'd have to temporarily appoint one for the purposes of selecting a territory as nation capital.

>> No.43131538

Actually, can the one on the map be mine and I just expand from there? I wanted that land originally, but Andrei beat me to it.

>> No.43131580

You can have that territory, sure. Currently, players are limited to one territory per player, so no expansion just yet. Gotta finish the <CC> and <AA>'s work before we can even think about expanding.

Speaking of which, no-one has objections to a re-election for the <CC>, given the lack of results this week?

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>fogey force religions

Yes, like the Jedi, only the opposite in discipline, at least that's what some of my ghost friends tell me. I've got a few that visit me from time to time after I come back from Council meetings. They were once Qui-Gon Jinn, Mace Windu, and Ki-Adi-Mundi.

>> No.43131717
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Mace Windu still exists?

That is the man whom attempted to assassinate the then-Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. I demand that he be given over to the Empire that he may answer for his crimes. One death is one too few for such treason.

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>Mace Windu still exists

As much as a spirit would. It is the ethereal form of a person far long passed, and they choose to go and stay, appear and disappear at their will. He told me what he did, and his reasons why. I do not judge him for his actions, much like I don't judge the murderous actions of some of the other killers we have in our forest where the spirits rest. For their lives have gone, their sins laid to rest with their bodies. They are now echoes of their former selves. But it appears when it feels it should share the wisdom it once held, and I listen. For if I don't, what kind of a Keeper of the Grove would I be? If I don't, who would?

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Anticipating Wibbles's reply.

>> No.43132668
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Hey guys!

Still trying to finish this I-Scream. Want some?

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Uhh, hopefully you paid for that. I-Scream is only free to members of the Spooky realm.

And no thank you, I have enough.

>> No.43132930

Yeah, don't worry, I did.

>> No.43133012
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Sorry, I spend a lot of time arguing and talking with Wibbles that it rubs off on me. Worrying that is.

>> No.43133169
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The Imperium is under new management.

>> No.43133284
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Hmm. After a little consulting, turns out that if someone is executed, they've technically served their sentence. This is a frightening loophole if people can exist after death.

I'll need to think on this.

Well, I imagine your leadership scare had something to do with that.


Fuck off samefag.

>> No.43133314
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I'm the leader of the Imperium. Show some respect or else the Galactic Empire will be walking on thin ice.

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1) You're banned, under TWO bills.
2) One doesn't simply declare oneself leader. I imagine there'll be elections during roll call
3) Even ignoring 1 and 2, there's not a single nation on this board that can handle the Empire's girth.

>> No.43133384
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I'm not banned. I don't know who this Andrei person is. I am the new leader of the Imperium. No one has stepped up to take the mantle so it's mine.

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That feel when he's not even trying anymore.

>> No.43133455 [SPOILER] 
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For those of the Imperium that would like to retaliate to his image, pic related.

>> No.43133469

It's even funnier because Riepold is kill

>> No.43133483

Too soon

>> No.43133492
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Nah, he just went back to sleep

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I'm surprised Spoopy didn't jump on the death jokes first. ;^)

Sleep tight you magnificent bastard.

>> No.43133545

i still i have idea what the fuck is going on

>> No.43133551

>resurrected marines
I think I would achieve super heresy status at that point

>> No.43133573


I have respect for the Dreadnaught and I hope his speedy recovery and quick return.

>> No.43133576

Just shit talk the empire, all the cool kids are doing it :^)

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Keep being autistic fam. I don't know who Andrei is tbh.

>> No.43133592

Roll call is in one hour and 12 minutes, friend. That's your chance to make the United Ursine Movement into a real nation.

Maximum overheresy, I believe. Though Legion of the Damned do set a precedent.

Honestly, same. He was/is pretty based. The game is lesser without him.

Bring it, big boy ;^) You can't ignore the Empire's girth.

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>> No.43133732
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Why settle for leading just one nation? ;^)

>> No.43133807

Hi Andrei.
Once an autist always an autist I see.

>> No.43133812
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Fam join my party

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>> No.43133843

Joining this epic party

>> No.43134261

25 minutes until Roll Call. Hold onto your butts.

>> No.43134282
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Listen up you apes! You wanna live forever?! I'm building the Terran Federation, who will join me?!

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When the Council is dead, the skeletons shall play.

>> No.43134728
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Respond to THIS post with your name/trip/nation affiliation (or nomad) to secure your seat on the /tg/ Council this week. Roll call will proceed for 24 hours, so use this time to recruit!

>> No.43134781
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Reporting in for Roll Call and SPOOKY

>Are you undead or spooky?

>Maybe you're a misbegotten creation?

>Hunted by all of those alive for no reason other than existing?

Join the Spooky Party!

We stand for and fight for the rights of all those that choose to be undead as their unlife style, and to provide a sanctuary for those that cannot find it anywhere else. Promoting fun, spookiness, and unity with other nations to educate others in the after-life-style that comes with being undead. Within the realm of spooky you're allowed to practice your magicks without fear of being prosecuted, you're allowed to spook and be spooked in return without fear of retribution, you're allowed to unlive and go from your tomb as you please knowing you are safe.

Join Spooky party today for a better, Spookier tomorrow.


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The following positions are up for grabs this week:
>God (Wednesday Session)
>Morning Herald (Monday Session)
>Evening Herald (Friday Session)
>Cartography Council (Three spots open)
>Leader of the Imperium (Only Imperium members vote plz)

Please respond to this thread with
>Who you are nominating.
>What role you nominate them for.

All nominations must be SECONDED by another person before they are placed on the election roll.

The Nomination period will proceed for TWELVE (12) hours. After which, the Voting period will take up the next TWELVE (12) hours.

Cast your nominations, /tg/

Also, reporting in for Roll Call.

>> No.43135048

Reporting as a nomad!

>> No.43135071

Reporting in as the only nationalist

>> No.43135179

Don't forget, roll call is the perfect time to get your nation out there. Sell people on why they should join you, outline your policies. The nation that sits idly dies in the cradle.

>> No.43135328
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Uzgob reporting in with an exciting new party.

>Is you green?
>Does you like krumpin' stuff?

If you answered yes to any of those questions then maybe you would be interested in joining the Greenskin Alliance. The Greenskin Alliance is looking for all Orcs, Orks, Half-Orcs, Goblins, Grots, Trolls and other greenskinned creatures or aliens to unite under one banner and have a proppa party.

>> No.43135340
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>Do you love /tg/?

>Do you believe in a strong and stable government?

>Do you take pride in our board culture?

>Do you take pride in the wide array of content available here?

The Nationalist Front is a proud paramilitary organisation and political party that seeks to promote fa/tg/uy interests and overthrow cultural colonialism from /pol/ and tumblr. We believe in the beauty of /tg/ and in the future of our citizens, of the innate potential in every single one of us.

We aim to promote the military and the strength of government, for they are the crux of a nation. We also believe in free speech, and welcome all /tg/ related content, including quests and smut. However we hold that tripfags where trips are not needed, and /pol/ and their ilk are a cancer ruining our glorious board. We believe in the strength of our own culture, and the promotion of it as such!

So join us today! And help us build a strong and stable /tg/! And enter a cultural golden age!

>> No.43135370

>Greenskin Alliance

I like you, I hope you grow.

>> No.43135395
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Yes. Yes. This is good. Unite, gather into one place. Preferably a circular, or crater-shaped formation. It'll make all our lives easier.

But seriously, it's good to see new nations forming. Keep recruiting, keep visible. Hopefully you'll be able to get the two more members needed to become an official nation!

Honor, Duty, Strength, Courage

Do you have what it takes?

Join the team that makes the difference.

Over the years the Galactic Empire has secured the galaxy from crime, war, chaos and corruption. Your homeland security is a constant priority for the Imperial Forces. The Empire, with the help of people like you, has ended the Clone War, defeated the evil Droid Army and supressed the corrupted Republic senate.

Now it's your turn to help! Enlist now in the powerful Imperial Army, be proud to wear the white armour, join the Imperial Navy and learn to use the latest technology, or become an Imperial Officer to feel the pride and receive the respect you deserve.

No matter what you are looking for, we have the right job for you. If you want to help and save mankind, you belong with us. Fight for freedom, justice, safety and order while exploring exotic locations and discovering new and wild worlds. The power is in your hands and victory awaits.

• Join the Galactic Empire •


>> No.43135469


Check out our wiki, fam

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United Ursine Movement Reporting in

finally a party you can bear
>do you like Bear and or Bear people
>do you like salmon
>are you down for the betterment of the Ursine race

If you answered yes join the Ursine Alliance. we pretty chill fam

>> No.43135537

Don't forget to quote the roll-call post if you want your seat on the council.

>> No.43135580

before i make my party a thing what sounds better Ursine Alliance or United Ursine Movement

>> No.43135608
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Well thank you humies and dead humies. It isn't always easy being green. Thats why I need to get all my boys together and build a proppa Deff Kastel.

>> No.43135943

I like United Ursine Movement.

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This looks like a new recruitment message. Let me put on my glasses...wait, these aren't my glasses!

>> No.43136171

United Ursine Movement Nomad checking in

>> No.43136188

thanks for helping me pick fam

>> No.43136328
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Providing a safe, secure,anonymous way to get your goods from point A to point B in the shortest amount of time, that's the motto of the RA.

Secret documents, ancient artifacts, human resources, you name it, we'll get it there!

Are you an aspiring goods runner? Or have you performed your duties for the highest authorities? If yes (or you want to make it a 'yes'), join the RA today!

>> No.43136412

Might as well officially report in on the off chance I can scrounge up enough gobbos to get this thing going.

>> No.43136430
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Wait, we into politikals now? I thouff we were to build a Deff Kastell?

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Well, you're only one off being able to officially claim land! Not bad at all, greenskin. I imagine the Imperium of Man won't take too kindly to this. I hope you're ready for a fight if and when we get the combat rules working.

Very nice, one more for the greenskins.

A mercenary-affiliated nation? Sounds like you would work well with Alexei, our resident S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

That feel when all of my loyal Imperials are asleep.

>> No.43136642
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First ya gotta find enough boys, then ya gets ta build a Deff Kastle. And in the meantime we gotta do politiks so the humies don't krump us before we'z ready. Right kunnin ya see.

>> No.43136838

And now we got ourselves a wiki page.

>> No.43137074

Looks good, greenskin. All you need is one more member, and the Greenskin Alliance will be an official nation, and once roll-call is over, you'll be able to stake your claim to your very own land.

>> No.43137157
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(Read the following in Jack Black's voice)



(Morgan Freeman's voice)

The skeleton originates in most organic life that uses calcium to build a support structure for the rest of the organisms body. Skeletons can exist on the inside or the outside of the body. Those on the outside are called an exoskeleton, but those on the inside are called, endoskeletons. With or without a body, skeletons are most definitely, Spooky.

(William Shatner's voice)


We've....encountered a group of beings...that seem....to be just...entirely made of skeletons....We chose...not to remain....because....they spooked us all.

I should go do bed

>> No.43137289

Well the day is still young. I'm gonna get some sleep and see if I can't recruit one more greenskin before the Imperium wakes up and calls for an exterminatus.

>> No.43137340

Reporting in

>> No.43137485


We have a page now!

>> No.43137659

I's here!

>Greenskin alliance
Well. Dat's somethin' I never considered. I'd hate ta turn my back on my friend Grum, but if da CDF dissolves ya might just has yer third.

>> No.43138299
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John where the fuck are u? Also where is our third member?

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>> No.43138842

Haven't seen John in a while.

Hello there. Reporting in for one of the nations, ore joining as a nomad?

>> No.43138933

Damn /tg/ threads last.
Good stuff.

>> No.43138948

One of the things I like about /tg/, active board but threads can last a fair while

>> No.43138961

What's /tg/'s bump limit?

>> No.43139092

300 if I'm not mistaken

>> No.43139108

I've gone higher. I believe it's around 315.

>> No.43139138
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For the July Liberals, the only party that encourages honest unprotected 25 hours mine shifts.

>> No.43139773


I'm pretty sure I forgot to sign up for role call, so I'm here

>> No.43139790


>> No.43139818

Here and accounted for.

>> No.43140471
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Count Dooku reporting in.

>> No.43140569

where is our third member? we got one more some days ago

>> No.43140699

Well, "mercenary" is such an unflattering term. I prefer the term "service provider".

>> No.43140871

If you mean Rodrik, he's in his own party, the Nationalist Front.
Prostitution should be outlawed tbh.

>> No.43141040

>first time playing so give me little for the learning curve

>> No.43141043
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Chaplain Angelus of the Imperium of Mankind reporting in.

The Emperor protects.

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Can you take this informative poll please?

>> No.43141178

Cool looking Robocop m8.

We also have an Inquisition branch in the Galactic Empire if you ever want to join us.

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>all those supporters of tyranny

Anyway a rundown of the parties in case you weren't familiar:
upporters of the populist Napoleon Bonaparte, soon-to-be Nappy the third. Muh State Railroads
>July Liberals & Orleanists
Monarchist Liberals and Libertarians. Against any social reforms and only mildly supporting of political reforms
>Legitimsts & Ultras
Reactionary minded Aristocrats. 100% Catholic, Agrarian and Militarist
Liberal and left-leaning Monarchists
>Moderate Republicans
Republicans, favorable to interventionism, full civil and political rights, firecly patriotic. Able to compromise
>Radical Republicans
Jacobins + Socialists and unable to take no for an answer.

>> No.43141364

I'll keep your offer in mind, Lord Dooku. For the time being though my battle brothers require my spiritual guidance.

>> No.43141452

I grieve with you, imperial friend.

Rest assure the Galactic Empire is supporting the Imperium in this time of need.

Also, our docking bay (read: door) is always open for members of the Imperium if things gets too complicated.

For the Emperor!

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Just a reminder to any potential orks or goblins: the Greenskin Alliance only needs one more member to get nation status. Today's rollcall so we could get it today! Also check out this snazz armor available to all charter members.

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The firzt ten or so are garb-and-tied to NOT blow up!

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We also have cool uniforms.

• Join the Galactic Empire •

>> No.43142364

Imperial bump!

>> No.43142367
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Ya hear that ya grots!? Big Mek Graff is gonna make 'em hisself! And even if it does blow up, we'll put ya back togevva again.

>> No.43142517

The snowstorm cometh.

>> No.43142758

Reporting in for the Empire.

>> No.43142792

Have there been no nominations?

>> No.43143048

Hello Inquisitor.

It seems not. We should discuss it with Wibbles, the minute he turns in.

>> No.43143261

Can we still nominate people? I have a few nominations that I want to put forward, but it seems like nominations are over.

>> No.43143289


Well, we have no nomination so far.

I would suggest we wait after roll call to start back nominations.

>> No.43143325

So, is there already a new Leader for the Imperium?
Im curious because I need orders, Im currently just waiting for new vechicles to come in, and repair old ones as good as possible

>> No.43143368
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Techmarine Rokin reporting in
Siege weapons are ready to heed the call of their new leader

>> No.43143389
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Here's your first order: Join the Galactic Empire.

We got plenty of vessels, droids and weapons that need mechanical attention.

You could be the Head Mechanic or anything similar you'd fancy.

>> No.43143490

Im going to heed the call when the Imperium remains leaderless
Until the next Council meeting, I am going to wait
If we find no new leader, Im going to reconsider it.
Then i take all my equipment and my Armor to your base and check any vechicle/vessel/weapon you have

>> No.43143546

You will surely like the diversity and advancement of our technology.

Good luck today imperial friend.

>> No.43143813


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Gib me a minute.

>> No.43144172
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Almost orky.

>> No.43144359

Nice shoop, we'd have great use of your skills in the Galactic Empire.

Too bad you're an inferior nomad.

>> No.43144593

Is it possible for parties with 3 or more members to propose to repeal laws within the council?

>> No.43144701

Good question: I'll ask our Galactic Legal Bureau.

>> No.43144743

Roll callin'

>> No.43144896

Greetings Planetary Governor.

>> No.43145066

Good day. How's the propaganda machine?

>> No.43145128

Now DATS some snazz headgear!

>> No.43145163

I'm present all day during Roll Call for promotional activities. If you have any free time today, lurk with me.

>> No.43145664


>> No.43145683


Reportin' in!


Well, we ain't exactly overloaded with Dorfs, so I'll understand it. 'Eck, if the CDF looks like folding up, we might as well fold it right into somethin' livin'. An' youv'e tried yer damnedest tae live with Dorfs, so I dinnae if I can do anythin' other then go wit' the reversal, if it 'appens tae come about.

The questions are, would th' greenskins keep our claimin's and build their own stuff around it, an' what would the Greenskin position be on accepting (or lootin') th' last remainin' Dorf?

>> No.43145752
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'Now how to use a hammer, or weld stuff?
Ever swung a choppa'?

>> No.43145785
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Geez, I wake up to find the the "Grand Moff" Wibbles has completely dropped the Aussie ball on the Roll Call sheet. Don't worry, I've got everyone and their parties. Also:

What does it mean to be undead? How does one follow the path to being truly Spooky?

Here at the Spooky party we strive to form a nation founded by the undead, for the undead. Be you zombie, ghoul, skeleton, flesh golem, mummy, vampire, what-have-you, if you’re being hunted down and hated just for not-living you may find peace in Spooky.

Maybe you’re not quite dead but just spooky and terrifying? Spooky aims to support and house all of those that are attempted to be killed simply because others don’t understand their way of unlife. In Spooky you’re welcome to practice your unlifestyle in safety without worrying about being rekilled.

In the Council we seek to educate and work together with other leaders so that others can learn about our ways and we can pave the future for a better Land of /tg/.

What else do we offer? Spooky proudly offers double-scoop I-Scream Tuesdays (triple scoops for office holding members), Office positions to fit and suit your skills, and a sick-ass motorcycle (see picture) if you want. Our nation’s staff is comprised of a Haunted Tree, our own Death Witch, and a World Champion Title holding wrestler! Whatever your dreams are, Spooky can help you achieve your goals.

What are you waiting for? Everyone has a skeleton deep down inside them waiting to get out, join us today!

>> No.43145817
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Hello brave dwarven friend,

Just so you know: The Embassy of /tg/ is up and you have yet to appoint an ambassador if you'd like to play along in the inter-party diplomacy. I believe the Embassy is helping us developing the game and increase the international bonding.

Give me news on that!

>> No.43145899


Well, I've got me fathers' fathers' axe, an' been swinging it since my father couldnae swing it nae more. An' I've hammered out me share of dented metals over th' years, too. Dinnae too much about weldin' though; but it seems a mighty fine an' practical skill I could get to learnin'?

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Gud enuff, we is gonna build a proppa' Deff Kastel.
Pak yer stuff and get green, yer commin' with as.

>> No.43146021

>Ever swung a choppa'
What kind of Technology you even use to produce this?
Because it seems you dont have a STC for that

>> No.43146035
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If ya decide to come to the greenside, we'd be glad ta have ya. If not that's okay too. Either way yer welcome ta come by and have a fungus beer.

We could always use more meks and goblins. Goblins is kinda like green dorfs I 'spose.

>> No.43146140

>What kind of Technology you even use to produce this?

Lootin' mostly

>> No.43146284

I see.
How do you maintain your weapons? Is there any ritual or something on that way you use? Because I have seen many weapons of yours of deadly effictiveness

>> No.43146305
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Allright, allright, I'm awake.

What've I missed?

>> No.43146333
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Space Marines talking whit xenos (Orks even) about their technology, rather than just shooting them. What is this Imperium of Man?

>> No.43146364

I'm here

>> No.43146365

I'd have ta defer to the Biggest Big Mek of the Greenskin Alliance on that one. Graff does most of the work on all those gubbins.

>> No.43146460

This is a council at all, where everyone can talk to anyone
When the Imperium accuses me of being a Heretic, in a place where being neutral is importaint, then I will have to accept it
And Knowlege about the Xenos machines, and how they work, is vital knowlege

>> No.43146511

Sup Lanius, quote:>>43134728

>> No.43146555

There we go. I couldn't find the post. Reportan

>> No.43146614

Trips confirm Galactic Empire as the majority nation.

For the Emperor!

>> No.43146647


I'm not knocking it, just...shocked?

Though if I came arcross a Space Marine and an Ork talking to each other in my Rogue Trader game, I would RUN the fuck away because something is VERY wrong.

>> No.43146690

O shit, I didn't respond to this post.
I'm here by the way.

>> No.43146700


>> No.43146818

This is my first time here, If Im going to turn traitor against the Imperium, well fuck me then
Knowlege is power

>> No.43146888
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Ez-tee-see, yeh, I found one of 'em when lootin' for pieces, Ze'es "Stormalon" or sumthin', no idea of how ta re'd it, was tinkin' 'bout meltin the tiny box down.


Youse see, tha boyz don't take care of 'em, so they stop workin' and they get angry an' come shoutin' an foamin' at mah shop, so I knock zum of their teef off and make the gubbin to it's tinyest bits, scrap what brok, resharpen everythin' (the whiniest of boyz cry that the blade-andle wasn't necessary), and put it together again, and pray to the shrine of gork in tha forge. Then it explodes or not. if not, it works workz betta' than evar, if does, wasn't meant to work and me und tha mekboyz make a new one.


Las time it happen' was cuz the bugs were tearin' thru the Hulk and that Tekmahreen lost all his arms. He left as the first Mek-Mahreen eva. Yo' mekanikuz don't know 'ow many shootas you kan fit in thos' pauldrons, nor did me know how many shootas could a Big Mek make when a swarm o' bugs is bustin' the place.

>> No.43146924

Did you really join us?
My god... the time, it's now.

>> No.43147012
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Sounds like Tzeetnch worship there.


...what? I mean I'm glad you could figure out how many guns you could fire. Seeing this much...acceptance from the Imperium of Man is a little off putting.

>> No.43147053 [DELETED] 


>Inquisitor Del'Tain for evening herald. He did gud.
>Haunted Tree for Morning Herald. The Tree always delivers.
>Salt Person for Cartography Council.
>Shaka Zulu for Cartography Council.

>> No.43147061

Yep. SPQR went down the shitter, and the GE is pretty comfy.

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>Inquisitor Del'Tain for evening herald. He did gud.
>Haunted Tree for Morning Herald. The Tree always delivers.
>Salt Person for Cartography Council.
>Count Dooku for Cartography Council.

>> No.43147190

Is it possible for parties with 3 or more members to propose to repeal laws within the council?

>> No.43147199

For CC:
Moff Wibbles
Count Dooku

Morning Herald:

Based Haunted Tree


Wibbles I guess
me :^)

>> No.43147242

Its not Tzeench worship at all, even though it sounds pretty hard like that, but, to get an understanding of the enemy Machinery, means maybe an understanding closer to that what the Machine god wants

inb4 Dark Mechanicus

>> No.43147297


>Inquisitor Del'Tain for evening herald. He did gud.
>Haunted Tree for Morning Herald. The Tree always delivers.
>Salt Person for Cartography Council.
>Grand Moff Wibbles for Cartography Council.

>> No.43147312

One must know their enemy if one is to purge their enemy, brother Rokin.

>> No.43147323
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Grand Moff Wibbles for God

>> No.43147650


Yeah like I understand that high ranked mechanicus people can innovate and learn from xenos, but the "Knowledge is power" line kind of sounded like it. Eh I could be wrong, as long as you know where I'm coming from, and know that I'm just poking fun at you, all good

>> No.43147717

The spooky ones are not unknown for me, Im asking myself how its even possible to maintain alive by just being a skeleton, forbidden technology maybe
I know its all fun and for shits and giggles

>> No.43147749
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Big E does it, doesn't he?

Also, by my count, SIX Imperials. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Also, people, make sure to get your nominations down. There's only 30 minutes to go.

>> No.43147796

I don't know. We've never run into that situation before. I imagine that it would be possible if you were able to get the bill forwarded, seconded, and then get a majority (or possibly a 2/3rds majority, unsure) vote through the Council.

>> No.43147925

The Emperor lives with life support, as far as my recordings go

Since we havent found a leader for the Imperium, and there is no one that could provide the strength as a leader, I dont know who to nominate, Im a tool at last, I was not made to lead

>> No.43147978

It is a crying shame to see the Imperium in these dire straits.

If you guys are unable to make the required three seats for nation status, the Galactic Empire is willing to accept you within our borders as a semi-independent client state. SPQR has done so, so there is a precedent.

>> No.43148073

Nice. It's Engels btw, you oily cunt

>God: Moff Wibbles
>Morning Herald: Haunted Tree
>Evening Herald: Inquisitor Del'Tain
>Cartography Council: Count Admiral Dooku, Moff Wibbles, Salty Snack

>> No.43148074
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MFW Imperium might not make the required 3 seats.

>> No.43148106


Dinnae know why 'y dinnae jus' re-name your nation 'Iron Front' at this point, foldin' all them constituent parts o' that alliance + the imperium intae one.

>> No.43148130

As long as we can keep our status as Astartes, I suppose the this is something we have to do
The Galactic Empire will have heavy Siege weapon support I suppose

>> No.43148180
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NSAP is still an independent thing and always will be m8. They're very independent. Last Parliament, Kowalski chose to go down with his ship rather than join another party when NSAP died.

Yeah, it's bloody horrifying. I mean, in old parliament they were easily the biggest party. Pic related.

Certainly. I mean, what are we going to do? Somehow remove all of your augmentations? I don't think that's entirely practical. But don't give up yet, there's still a good six or so hours until roll call ends.

>> No.43148369


At this juncture, I am tempted to extend nominations through the rest of roll call and move the actual elections to Monday.


>> No.43148427


Whatever happened to th' Adventuring party? I miss those fellas.

>> No.43148464

I haven't the foggiest. They never came back. The S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S and McKenzie's organisations come close. If they were smart, they'd join forces and form a 'problem solver' group.

>> No.43148563
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>I mean, in old parliament they were easily the biggest party. Pic related.

>> No.43148566


Okay, this is silly. Galactic Empire is the only group to have made any nominations at all. That's kinda sad. And, as the person presiding over Roll Call, I've decided it just won't do.


I need at least two seconds here.

Also, for any newcomers that have questions about the roles, the nomination system or anything else about the game, please, feel free to ask.

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>>I mean, in old parliament they were easily the biggest party. Pic related.

>> No.43148623
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The collective faces of everyone when it turns out Galactic Empire is currently the only nation with three or more members in roll call.

>Seriously people, only six hours to go. Someone's gotta do something.

>> No.43148630

I second, that's all fair enough. We can easily dominate the Parliament without shooting fish in a barrel, or something like that

>> No.43148673
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>Dis Git

I like you.
I'm gonna name my KFF Big Mek Graff now

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>> No.43148744
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In case anyone is wondering what the current Roll Call is looking like. Lots of twos....

>> No.43148773

I'm not seeing Del'tain on that list, Tree. I mean, I know our Inquisitor is a non-human, but still...

>> No.43148826

>Literally, the only other person that can edit the list in the entire Council
>Complains that someone isn't on the list

Really dude? Going to hold me responsible like that?

>> No.43148833

>Master [Unity]
The Unity menace has returned?

>> No.43148874


>> No.43148876

Not complaining, merely stating. Also, I feel that editing in my own people would be in poor taste. Kinda like nominating myself for stuff.

>> No.43148918


Not really, it's just good record keeping. I double check any names that I didn't put on there to make sure I'm holding you responsible. I don't blindly trust you Wibbles, I'm not part of GE.

>> No.43148930


>> No.43148947

Still here and Spooky!

>> No.43148991
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Just in the nick of time. OH YEAH!

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>MFW waiting for last minute 3rd greenskin.

>> No.43149042

I'm no menace. I just wish to protect humanity from extinction through mutation.
But for now I wish to find a way to repeal the Biological Warfare Act which bans my FEV virus.

The Galactic Empire has developed numerous bioweapons. I don't see why you wouldn't want to repeal it now while the Imperium is weak.

>> No.43149089
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I follow the lead of the Grand Moff and nothing more. My thoughts on the matter of the Biological Warfare Act mean little.

>> No.43149172
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Not enough capitalism and freedom is my guess.

Remember to join the July Liberals for a bright liberal future!


>> No.43149191


Looks like we're not getting one either... guess we're mobbing up?

>> No.43149269

Still five hours. It's not GG yet.

>> No.43149293

When it comes to creating politics I tend to follow the words of High Admiral Alexander Bucock.

>> No.43149338

It makes me kind of sad to have no more Dorfen Fortresses but welcome to da greenskins ya lucky git! We got more scrap metal, fungus beer and ded killy hammers than yeh'll know what ta do wit'!

>> No.43149366

Where did my name and ebin nickname go?

>> No.43149380

Well, looks like dis may be happenin'.
Ta be honest, it'd be nice ta me wit other greenies again.
No offense to da dwarves a'course.

>> No.43149431

That feel when Equal Heights returns.

>> No.43149458


Aye, but I'm gonna be sleepin' when th' actual deadline hits, so I wouldnae know if we'd get another Dorf or not 'fore I wake, an I dinnae' want both th' nations to crumble down when roll-call ends.

But if you'll accept automatic mobbing taegether if we dinnae get th' numbers, I'll change right back tae how things are for th' moment,

>> No.43149491

I am willing to accept this, so long as the leaders of both your organisations make it clear that your intent is to join together should either party not make nation status.

>> No.43149523

I support this.

>> No.43149527
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Fuck I forgot I cant put a # in my name.
Fuck that.
Anyway does really no one want to join the only party advocating for a free market?

>> No.43149531
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Tentative cheq in

>> No.43149550

Or maybe dis is happening.
Dat's fair, n' I can support it.

When's da deadline fer role call?

>> No.43149552


Lol nope.

Oh hey. Welcome!

>> No.43149579

Deadline is midnight EST.

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>> No.43149971

Well met, Cheq.

You just joined the greatest nation of /tg/

You won't regret this.

>> No.43150100
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>You just joined the greatest nation of /tg/

>> No.43150131

Nat 100
Critical confirmed.

>> No.43150274
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Are we nation yet?

>> No.43150317

If the dorfs don't get anuvva dorf by the end of roll call then they gonna paint theyselves green.

>> No.43150329
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No, not yet. Though if you don't make Roll Call, the CDF have agreed to a merger, so one way or another, you WILL be a nation.

>> No.43150379

Nice to see a return of these threads. Do the citizens of the Imperium wish for me to return to my post as Warmaster, second in command to the Emperor himself?

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>> No.43150391


Currently, the Imperium is leaderless. You are needed more than ever.

>> No.43150768
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>> No.43151210

I nominate Moff for God, Salty and Dooku for CC, Haunted Tree for morning Herald, and the Inquisitor for Evening Herald.

>> No.43151505

I think you're going to have to.

The dred is kill.

>> No.43152391

And so's the thread apparently. Page nine. Wow.

>> No.43152626
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Well lets get it back up to the front, and get some more grots to join our politiks!

>> No.43152695
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I'm doing some paperwork playing skyrim at the moment, but I can stop by to bump every now and then.

Would be in poor taste to recruit at the moment, though. At least, for the Empire. We've kinda got enough for now.

>> No.43153033

If this CDF/ Greenskin Alliance merger goes through, what sort of details do we need to work out?

Will there be a semi-autonomous dwarf section or will you guys become orc/ks and goblins?

If we do merge I suppose we'd better set up some leadership roles for the newly converted greenskins.

Any ideas?

>> No.43153084
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checking in

I'm still alive, lads. Merely been very busy all week.

>> No.43153139

Well, that's the CDF still alive. One more greenskin and we're up to a full five nations. This is easily the best roll call we have had to date!

>> No.43153167

Extremely relevant image

>> No.43153195
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I have a bunch of cat related webm/gifs specifically for posting here
PS go Mest

>> No.43153730

What's going on in this thread?

>> No.43153742
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it's dead

>> No.43153762

the game is dead?

>> No.43153782
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No, certainly not. I meant this thread at this precise moment.

>> No.43153868
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Reporting in. Internet has been down.

>> No.43153894

woops, forgot to reply to the post

>> No.43153913
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Nobody left but us skeletons

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>> No.43153991

that cats a fucking bully I hope someone killed it.

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>> No.43154029

Mah droid!

Nice to see you!

>> No.43154067
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Only a little over an hour left for roll call. Take this opportunity to get in on the new up and coming party. We only need one more member to achieve nation status. It could be you!

>Is you green?
>Does you like krumpin' stuff?

If you answered yes to any of those questions then maybe you would be interested in joining the Greenskin Alliance. The Greenskin Alliance is looking for all Orcs, Orks, Half-Orcs, Goblins, Grots, Trolls and other greenskinned creatures or aliens to unite under one banner and have a proppa party.

>> No.43154072

I have no emotions, but I have registered your presence as "Positive".

>> No.43154105
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Mekkers, everyone has a skeleton, even you!

>> No.43154120
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Didn't know androids could make such smug faces.

>> No.43154195

goddamnit Rogers

>> No.43154227

Rogers, activate snark protocols.

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>implying droids don't know the value of smugness in situations where they are superior

Roger roger.

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>> No.43154444

Da CDF is actually a real misleadin' name.
See: Grum's a dwarf, I's a goblin, 'n Mekkers the Cat is... Well, e's a cat.
So... Yeah.

>> No.43154563

Also, is good to see you! I's glad you's back.

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Ya, wys that?
Yo shuld teik tha chanz and change it.

>my cyborkz

>> No.43154614

Quattro Quads!

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We are all for the development of Dwarven ways.
Chief among them being an industrious approach and stern mentality towards life, but also crafting with your own hands (or paws), digging your clans hall deep into the mountainside, and drinking ale together.
Beards optional, but highly recommended for those who can grow them.

>> No.43154772

30 minutes left.

>> No.43154778 [SPOILER] 
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I fink we can work togedar, yea, but a question ferst.
Do ya like squigs?

>> No.43154825

Intredasting. I fink the GA and the CDF will have gud relationz then.

>> No.43154880

Dey's great.
Depends which ones you's talkin' bout, dough.

Dat sounds great. It'll be good ta has a real alliance amongst da non-'umans

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A more important question: Will squigs eat me?

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I'd say to stay away from the mouthiest onz, but most are liek thozoe tiny yapin' ankle bitin dogges.
Will YA eet dem?

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Not if you eat em first. Right kunnin that is.

>> No.43155132

You dropped your trip.

>> No.43155169

lost my trip


>> No.43155344

After living with the dwarves for some time now, I have come to enjoy having my meat cooked and prepared for me. It such cuts down on the hassle of having to catch it individually.

I do fear that, given my size, hunting them myself would be a bit of a risky proposition. As long as they are kept mostly contained, away from living quarters, I would have no issue with them, I think.

>> No.43156077


Nations are as follows:
Galactic Empire (8)
Imperium of Man (4)
Coalition of Dorfen Fortresses (3)
+ Greenskin Alliance (2) TOTAL (5)

Lhyr Mckenzie
Adophe Thiers
The Snowstorm
Alexei "The S.T.A.L.K.E.R."
Sir Bearington
John Kowalski
Larissa Laranja

FOR THE GREENSKINS+DORFS: Would you like to come up with a new name for your combined nation? (assuming you'll honour the agreement)

FOR THE IMPERIUM: Would you like to keep your current territory or set up in a new one, seeing as you are all new members.

FOR SPOOKY: Please select a new territory for your new member (Jerico, I believe)

IMPERIUM: Newfags, each pick a new territory adjecant to the light blue one on the map. Once all such territories are taken, pick a territory adjecant to one of the dark blue ones (bottom-right of the map)

I'll tally the results of the nominations now.

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Well, that's easy. Once again, no need for a vote, all the seconded nominations were completely uncontested!

Yours truly. Gib locations so I can update the map.

The spoopiest of spoops, Haunted Tree! He'll be running tomorrow's voting session.

The green Imperial is back for more! She'll be running our Friday Session.

Now renamed the IMPERIAL Cartography Council, because it's Empire from wall to wall, baby.
>Moff Wibbles.
>Salty Snack.
>Count Dooku

Expect results by my Wednesday session.

>> No.43156283

Fuck responded to elections with roll call.

>> No.43156312

You're counted anyway mate, no need to be afraid.

We're so nice.

>> No.43156334

I was actually here last week, I just switch from Your Pal, Lich Anon to my current name.

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Well the CDF made dey numbas and don' needs us for nation status. But we needs dem unless we wants ta wait fer next week. Waddaya say Graff? You wanna join with the stunties and they cat? One of 'em IS a gobbo.

P'raps we could call it Dorfs N Orks or sumfing.

>> No.43156490

I don't think you can rename a party without the leader's permission.

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Uh?! Oh, shure boss, a Deff Fort saunds gud ta me.
Mown-town Dwellar Collision?
Mountain Dwellers Coalition

>> No.43156520

I'm just proposing a new name for if we merge the parties. Obviously CDF would have final say.

>> No.43156555

We's happy ta take you boyz on. We c'n discuss da possibility of a name change.
I've been meaning to make a chat anyways. https://www.rizon.net/chat channel is dwarf fort.

>> No.43156604

Scratch that. #dwarffort. Had to figure out the UI.

>> No.43156609

Imperium, NSAP, common fellas, lets unite under the Iron Alliance banner, we are all humans here, nationalists, expansionists and shit. We are pretty similar, so lets unite.

>> No.43156681


I fink that'll work out jus' fine. 'S long as there's fungus beer an krumpin ta do I'll build me Deff Fort wiv you gits.

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Today will be remembered as the day the Galactic Empire dominated peacefully the /tg/ Council.

We are more than willing to work along other nations into the creation of this game.

There is a major issue now to address, official nations are to appoint an ambassador according to the World Diplomacy Law, if they ever want to contribute building the game.

CDF and Imperium are yet to appoint one.

Let the Embassy help us achieve something. Appoint an ambassador.

>> No.43156876

just saying that in my country "Dooku" means "came from the asshole"

>> No.43156877

Oh, right, I forgot about dat.
I'd be the ambassador, but my account is literally my name and birth year, so meh.

>> No.43156963

you can make another account. That's what I did.

>> No.43157041

I say we support a monarchy as the King's Blood is by Divine right.

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Quit your shouting; I'm trying to sleep.

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Why bow before a king, when you can kneel before a GOD!?

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Why bow at all?

>> No.43157249

It is considered polite. Of course, given your height, I'll just assume you're already bowing. Any more diminutive and you'd be underground.

Oh, wait. Dwarves. Nevermind. ;^)

>> No.43157273

Can cats even bow?

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That's not even amusing, and besides the point. Are you suggesting that you are a god, or that Palpatine is a god?

>> No.43157319

I would argue that one who can defy death has god like powers.

>> No.43157353

Well, I did just get elected to the job. For the third time in a row. Uncontested, might I add, for the third time in a row.

It may be starting to go to my head.

True. Thread necromancy is an ancient art indeed.

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Being the leader of this council, with it's title of 'god', does not make one a God. Suggesting otherwise sounds like a touch of heresy.

Not that I particularly mind heresy, but some might.

>> No.43157575

If being called God does not make one a God, what does that make you?

>> No.43157681

If I call you a human, does that make you one?

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>tfw constantly forgetting my trip on my phone

>> No.43157722

Not sure how to answer that question.

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By the grace of the golden throne, my prayers have been answered! We have been leaderless and gravely need your wisdom and guidance.

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Being Called 'god" don't make you a god. Stop bitching about it, you are speaking like those imperium fanatics

>> No.43157906

Yes, please create a fake skype. add me shakalewis52

>> No.43157918

My point was being elected to be God DOES make you the God.

I don't have the hardware to care about whether or not the Imperium is correct. Going out of your way to involve them is petty, and shows that you are threatened by them.

>> No.43157928

forgot name

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>> No.43158020

Or are they gifts from god?

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I do find it amusing that you seek to ally with the Imperium and Empire, and yet you insult us and our beliefs. Do you truly think calling your prospective allies 'fanatics' will make you any friends?

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Either way it all comes down to spooky being the best!

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Yeah we are

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Your image appears to be a little small Lord Wibbles. Here you go.

>> No.43158264

btw, for when I make more shitty oc, can you give me some sort of a reference to what a death witch is?

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>Barely even made nation status in time.
>Literally scraped through by the calcium in your teeth.

Sure, honey. Sure.

I love how the Stormie has to stand on his tippy toes.

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I imagine Death witches having a Dia de los Muertos vibe. They are death's living agents, who lead the community in its reverence of death. They also perform the resurrection ritual that all followers of the death cult must undergo after they die so that they may be reborn as skeletons.

>> No.43158366

I was judging it more by strength of franchise.
I mean Undeath is the best villain, and Star Wars is like what the 3rd best sci-fi franchise? Warhammer 40k and Star Trek(Bestgirl)

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Aww, "Other nations have pride for what they've made/built, that just makes me so angry." Wibbles, go drink some milk and go take a nap, you sound kind of cranky.

Even if we barely made a nation, we made nation. Be proud of your long time standing friends.

>> No.43158427

Kek. I'd take Spooky more seriously as villains if they weren't so liberal and disorganized. ;^)

People aren't allowed to have nice things, Tree.

>> No.43158510


Yes, we all know Galactic Empire's philosophy. "The underwear must be so far into someone's butt cheeks as to cause perpetual discomfort."

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Maybe Catman is right.

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New thread: >>43158528

Because I do my job!

>> No.43158598

Welcome to TeeGee where people are at the same time allies and potential enemies or just "controlled enemies"

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Oh man that pic is great

>> No.43158627

in this place you on't choose allies, just someone to whom you will be less enemy

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