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Welcome to Banished Quest!
You take the role of a young mage labeled a criminal by his people and cast out into the wider world. In the last thread you had a chat with a cat and wore a fancy hat.

It is currently the 16th of Svarthi, in the year 936 NH.

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Using names or trips in this quest is heavily discouraged. While it is impossible for me to prevent you from doing so, I ask that you not. I will also not count any votes made while using names or trips.

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You awaken slowly, first becoming aware of the warmth and comfort of your bed. Light streams through your bedroom window and the smell of burnt paper fills the air. For a time your thoughts drift lazily through the haze of sleep, flitting from one thing to the next without any semblance of order or reason. Unfortunately all good things must come to an end, and as the events of the day before come to the forefront of your mind you force yourself to sit up.
>Vys Pool: (58/58)
>Congratulations! You've gained an insight into Metal magic!
>Congratulations! You've gained an insight into Earth magic!

Glancing around your room reveals that the damage from that fire the spirits caused was minimal, but it looks like a decent chunk of the books in your private library were reduced to ash. A shame, you hadn't even really taken the time to look through them yet. You'll probably need to replace the shelves and the rugs in that quarter of your bedroom, but other than that the room seems in good shape. No smoke damage or scorch marks anywhere else.

Throwing back the covers you find that someone's taken the time to undress you. Your robes have been folded neatly and sit on top of your dresser, while your cloak has been hung on a hook by the door. Your boots are arranged neatly on the floor next to your bedside table, it looks like they might have been polished. You climb out of bed and spend a few minutes just getting dressed, stretching the stiffness of sleep from your limbs in the process.

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The Forest King's Crown has been removed and sits inert on top of the bedside table. A pulse of nature magic reveals nothing out of the ordinary, no tendrils of vys stretching from the crown to the far flung corners of the world. Consciously you realize that it ought to be safe to wear, but for now you just toss it into your cloak to deal with later. Better safe than possessed by ancient spirits beyond mortal ken, as the saying goes.

A glance out the window reveals it to be a few hours past noon, meaning you've probably just slept for something like eighteen hours. You should probably find one of your companions and ask them what happened after you passed out, but you haven't eaten since that Bastani you had yesterday afternoon. You're hungry enough that the prospect of gnawing through sarada hide doesn't seem wholly unappetizing.

>See about getting a bite to eat, and making sure that your bedroom gets fixed.
>Contact your companions via the brooches and ask them what happened after you passed out.
>Now that you've experimented with the crown a little bit, it seems the perfect time to try on the Phoenix Belt.

>> No.42152110

>>Contact your companions via the brooches and ask them what happened after you passed out.
>See about getting a bite to eat, and making sure that your bedroom gets fixed.

>> No.42152115

>See about getting a bite to eat, and making sure that your bedroom gets fixed.
>Contact your companions via the brooches and ask them what happened after you passed out.

>> No.42152120

>contact companions while getting food and making sure our bed gets fixed
>get Rajani to accompany us to the jungle

>> No.42152135

>Contact your companions via the brooches and ask them what happened after you passed out.
>See about getting a bite to eat, and making sure that your bedroom gets fixed.

>> No.42152138 [DELETED] 

>See about getting a bite to eat, and making sure that your bedroom gets fixed.

>> No.42152164

Meditate to check for any effects of the awful decision we made

>> No.42152184

>>Congratulations! You've gained an insight into Metal magic!
>>Congratulations! You've gained an insight into Earth magic!
Oh, looksie here. Told you, anon who thought it'd be fire.

I'll second >>42152164 since I wanna know what the fuck we went and did to ourself.

>> No.42152200

I'm >>42152120 and also support >>42152164

>> No.42152226

>See about getting a bite to eat, and making sure that your bedroom gets fixed.
>Contact your companions via the brooches and ask them what happened after you passed out.

>> No.42152257

what if putting on the belt now takes a piece of the divine soul and when we die we become part spirit since we are recreated from that piece

>> No.42152272

Well the Crown fiasco went better than expected, now I feel the urge to fuck over the spirits who tried to dominate our mind and help Catbro conquer their shit.

>> No.42152277

Meditate on why we am became Jesus back then

>> No.42152288

>Now that you've experimented with the crown a little bit, it seems the perfect time to try on the Phoenix Belt.

>> No.42152295

Cat detected.
Those spirits are ours to take

>> No.42152306

>Get food AND talk to companions

>Meditate on what the fuck happened back there.

>Put on the belt.

Writin' for the get food, talk to companions first. THEN you'll meditate.

>> No.42152311

>Now that you've experimented with the crown a little bit, it seems the perfect time to try on the Phoenix Belt.

>> No.42152334

Mahana is greatest ally.

>> No.42152340

Disgusting, the memories are fresh now!

>> No.42152367

Oy vey don't be an antifeline

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>> No.42152384

Ok, maybe I'm just a shitter who's forgetting shit, but what can we actually do with the spirits' shit on our own assuming we do beat them? And how would we even do it without the cat there to deal with the big shitters? Last invasion we were just fighting the spirit's minions and that pretty well and good kept us occupied.

>> No.42152401

We god now, we don't need the cat anymore, it is what he feared the most, the Jew is without his dog

>> No.42152424

still worth it nigga.

>> No.42152432

I wonder what would happen if we bought a mundane set of armor for cheap and then enchanted it with something to repel nature. Would it keep the rape plants away or would it just make it impossible to actually enter the jungle?

>> No.42152452

Might be better to make tents that have that.

>> No.42152468

Which is easier to move, the plants or the armor?

>> No.42152477

Filthy goyim, know your place beneath S-rya's chosen

>> No.42152480

We need more insights with going into surya gates tho.
And it's harder since of our sick tats.
Maybe we can cut off our arms and regrow them and then meditate. Then cut them off again and reattach tat ones.

>> No.42152488

>Tents hover off the ground

>> No.42152498

Harder for the mutant snakes to get in.

>> No.42152503

Ayy Soma. Diarca's back again.

>> No.42152508

We don't just get the divinity insights from the gate, we got two insights from the spirit fight and I would bet 50 shekels they are in the usage of divinity

>> No.42152523

I'm going to laugh my dick off when we cut our arms off and the tattoos are still there when we grow them back.

Then we can start farming severed arms and selling them as metal magic enhancing artifacts.

>> No.42152551

We did? Must've missed it.
Should meditate on those.

>> No.42152566

Read the thread dumbo, geez you dang diddly dummy

>> No.42152578

Or we regrow our arms and the tattoos fade from the severed ones and reform on the new ones. That's how I'd do it, anyway.

Ritual like what put em on us shouldn't be that easy to get around.

>> No.42152581

You'd immediately notice a burst of dust and slime eminate from every part of your body as the various bacteria, virii, molds, and fungi residing in your earwax, the moisture of your eyes, your pores and fair follicles, under your finger and toenails, your mouth and tongue, and your topmost layer of skin are abruptly expunged and pushed away.
You'd then suffer a sudden and severe bout of diarrhea as the armor attempts to push away your gut flora.

When all is said and done you'll be utterly cured of all form of infection or infestation, about 30% lighter, and extremely dead.

>> No.42152590

If we enchanted clothing with repel iron then most weapons wouldn't touch us. That'd be nice if we could control when it was turned on and off

>> No.42152616

Oh but aren't they into metal and earth?
None of that Insight into SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS

>> No.42152619

We went over this with the tattoos

>> No.42152635

Read the thread fucko, goddamn you stupid sexy slut

>> No.42152643

Yeah and our gate insight was just fire

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Oh! I see.

>> No.42152666

well enchanting is dead nigga and so is is gate insights ideas.
The tattoos killed the two most annoying groups of players.
None of that says they were divine shit like the gate.
we will find out when we check on that shit, until then i'm assuming its normal insights.

>> No.42152697

Not him, but specializing in Gate Insight for fire, the Metal Codex for metal, and whatever we just got for earth seems like the best path to void demi-godhood.

>> No.42152721

We could have someone else do the permanency for us.

>> No.42152733

Eh, I don't know about that. It would weaken blows for sure, but enchantments can still be overpowered. Like poles won't touch, but if you push hard enough you can jam a pair of magnets together anyway.

The way I see it, it'd work best against slashing blows that can be easily redirected without loss of momentum, since their inertia is at an angle to the repulsion. Thrusts and stabs would have all their inertia directly against the repelling force, so they'd be harder to shift off course and could potentially muscle through.

>> No.42152734

Void is fine too

>> No.42152745

>this entire post
Fuck off out of my quest satan

>> No.42152776

The strength of repulsion increases as the object gets closer. Plus we could make it stronger with a large rune.

>> No.42152782

Unless the enchantment is smart enough to push the thrust to the side, but I don't think enchantments can into parry

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>> No.42152793

It's not the same. The tattoos were made a part of us; your gut flora is a foreign being that happens to be inside you. It's like the difference between a dye that bonds to a surface versus colorful dust that's simply wedged into cracks.

>> No.42152802

I know that people don't really like doing enchanting all that much, but how would you feel about making some anti-spirit stuff?

A simple leech/repel+soul(divinity) would make for a nasty weapon. Would probably need to have another to transmute it into something else if we leech it.

Repel+large+soul could be used on some armor or trinket to make it harder for them to attack us.

>> No.42152812

actually it all connects to the surface by molecular testicular tension you fuckin nerd

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Its dead anon, people don't want to share knowledge especially when it comes to permanency and enchanting.
I hate you to anon.

>> No.42152837

How about you actually check which runes we have before you start talking about enchanting

>> No.42152842

Do you not get it yet? There is no fire or earth or metal, there is magic and there are filters, when we use "fire magic" we are using our body as a filter. We must forgoe our old understanding of magic, we have to accept within us magic undivided

>> No.42152857


That doujin was pretty good.

>> No.42152864

Sharing knowledge of permanency is not a big deal at all.

>> No.42152869

I genuinely wish for all futafags to burn in the deepest pits of whatever hell there may be

>> No.42152889

I'm thinking the Varistha had some equipment like this.

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Sounds like hippie bullshit propaganda

>> No.42152913

Nigga you are effectively saying that a weld line and a Velcro strip will both merge two things into one.

By this kind of logic healing magic shouldn't push out arrowheads because they're just liklikelike ear piercpiercingpiercings.

>> No.42152918

How about you read the threads? The tattoos on our arms have a modified (slightly less effective) version of the soul(divinity) rune. If it absolutely won't work, we could probably jew it out of the cat for cheap next time he owes us something using the argument that we already mostly know the rune.

>> No.42152937

Jesus Christ what did my phone do to the end of that post.

>> No.42152957

Yeah, but as far as game mechanics are concerned the elemental division is real.

>> No.42152987

>he doesn't know

>> No.42152990


My sides
I don't know what happened but thanks for that anon

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>> No.42153001

It made it extra edgy with piercings.
no but look I was sort of joking here friend
But if you want to be serious, then when anything touches anything the atoms interact with each other.
Basically what I am getting at is that if you take a shit some of the shit particles fly off and land into your mouth. You'd be surprised how many of them you have on your toothbrush.

>> No.42153005

I can spank it to that stuff and I still agree with you

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>> No.42153014

We haven't explored even 1/32

>> No.42153020

Water doesn't count. JEW PROPAGANDA, RACE WAR NOW

>> No.42153021


Get with the times grandpa

>> No.42153068

Oh shit, I almost missed it.

>> No.42153074

Place your bets for the wait until the next update. My guess is one hour from now.

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My guess is fuck your face

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Wandering out of the bedroom you probe the various connections between your own thoughts and those of your companions. Reaching out, you pose to them a question. {What did I miss? Seems I exhausted myself in the process of regaining control of my body.}

You're greeted by a chorus of voices but it's Profectus' which stands out amongst them. {Is that what was going on? Looked to me like you just came stumbling out of your room wearing a crown and looking burnt. Then your skin started peeling off and you passed out.}

Mortia cuts in before anyone else has the opportunity, her tone scolding. {Darzi and I spent hours meditating on closing the rents in your flesh, hours that would've been better spent in my lab! It was like you'd been flash cooked from the inside out, the whole experience absolutely ruined my appetite! You'd better have something to show for it, Mikhael.}

Darzi seems the calmer of the two by far. {You were in bad shape, and neither of us are particularly adept healers. You're lucky we managed it, or else you'd probably have more scars than Chryssa. You said you were trying to regain control of your body, right? How did you lose it in the first place, and why did regaining control apparently entail scorching your entrails?}

You peer over the balcony to find that the dining hall on the floor below is abandoned, a relief really. Thus you attempt to answer Darzi's questions on your way down the stairs. {You know how I was wearing that crown when I came stumbling out of my room? The crown was tied to the essence of four powerful spirits, although only two actually made an appearance. My guess is that the other two are probably dead, sleeping, or otherwise occupied.}

(1/2 or 3)

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You pause to tug on a long silken rope which hangs from the ceiling, and only moments later a hidden door slides open on the wall. A young elven girl in the stark white robes of a slave steps out, awaiting your orders, and you briefly instruct her to prepare you a meal before returning your attention to your mental conversation.

{Anyway, that's not important. What is important is that two spirits flooded my body with their divine essence, ultimately using the crown is a conduit to seize direct control of my body. I fought them of by eroding my own soul until only the very core of my being remained, at which point I was able to cast them out and sever their connections to the crown by reinforcing the shard of divinity that lies at the heart of all mortal souls.}

Fulvia's alien mind brushes against your own, its immensity astonishing. {Are you sure that is what you did? Rhynian research found that in all cases where a mortal soul came in contact with spiritual essence, the mortal's soul was immediately subsumed by the spirit.}

You make yourself comfortable in the seat at the head of one of the long dining tables. {I'm relatively certain that's what I did. I mean, I intend on meditating on my memories of the event to see if that might shed further light on the experience.} You shift your focus away from Fulvia specifically to the whole of your group. {I'm still waiting on an answer to my question. What happened after I passed out?}

(2/3) Still need to find better art for Prof.

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Darzi is the one that finally provides an answer. {After you collapsed Mortia and I carried you into your room and healed your wounds. I feel we did a pretty good job, despite our relative inexperience with healing magic. I nearly had to exhaust my own reserves in the process. Anyway, then we piled you into your bed to sleep it off. There wasn't much else we could do.}

>Change the subject, ask how your companions are preparing to leave for Elaudia tomorrow.
>Well, that answers your question at least. Sever the connection and wait for your food.

>> No.42153209

>Change the subject, ask how your companions are preparing to leave for Elaudia tomorrow.

>> No.42153214

>Well, that answers your question at least. Sever the connection and wait for your food.

>> No.42153217

>Offer up your medical books for them to read in order to improve their grasp of healing, if they'd like.
>Change the subject, ask how your companions are preparing to leave for Elaudia tomorrow.

>> No.42153226

>Thanks for healing my charred ass.

>> No.42153233

>>Change the subject, ask how your companions are preparing to leave for Elaudia tomorrow.
>that fulvia art
Best girl

>> No.42153239

>Well, that answers your question at least. Sever the connection and wait for your food.

Say bye to our parents, the quest will probably end before we see them again.

>> No.42153244


Supportan'. Our scrubs need to learn how to heal good. And we need to show proper gratitude for them looking after us.

>> No.42153261

>Well, that answers your question at least. Sever the connection and wait for your food.
Thank them for their help.

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>> No.42153272

>show proper gratitude
You mean grovel like a common whore to our lessers? Because that's what it would be doing

>> No.42153274

Thank them, whatever the response people will prefer

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>> No.42153323

>>Well, that answers your question at least. Sever the connection and wait for your food.

>> No.42153350

I expect better bait than that in a BQ thread.

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>Chryssa Vatis rank water
>Mortia Apprentice rank water
>Darzi Expert rank water
>It was only Darzi and Mortia that did the healing.
Ice cold.

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>Change the subject

>Thank them for healing you.

>Offer to let them read your medical books.

>Nigga you just here to get some eats.

Writin' for asking about prepwork and thank them for healing you.

>> No.42153366

s-soma please

dont toy with me like this

theres still so much to do
so much we will never see before you end the quest

>> No.42153382

>Ancient Elaudian Sage.jpg

>> No.42153387

Hey I wouldn't either.

>> No.42153403

Just think of all the exotic masks and crowns we can try on in these yet explored regions!

>> No.42153407

Chrys is a cunt and soma likes to rub it in waifufags faces

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Hey fruit cup

In between now and the last time I looked this the best I found beyond some other thing I think I showed you already

>> No.42153425

>I am so mad that you moved on after I dumped you :(
Are you a woman?

>> No.42153430

It's not surprising really. We had a bunch of players making choices motivated only by hurting her and our chances with her.
darzi romance will still never happen though

>> No.42153448

Nah. Mik is just a cunt too.


>> No.42153454

>sleeping with someone else in the same week
shitbag alert

>> No.42153455

Well yeah, I knew that already. There was a page about it in Uncle John's Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader.

Shit lived up to the name. 1600+ pages not including the "Extended Sitting" section.

>> No.42153496

I never wanted to waifu her, but the general handling of it and everything around it made me sad. Not even angry, just sad. And the worst part is that I know people would still be trying to get with her if it hadn't happened as it did or even worse.

>> No.42153506

We got dumped while we were in another city, what did she honestly expect to happen? You don't dump people in another city of you don't want them to go fuck someonelse

>> No.42153553

I'm surprised darzi never bitched at us for how badly we handled things with chrys.

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Soon we will be on our first proper adventure with our dragon son.

>> No.42153582

she isn't who you think she is.

>> No.42153592

oh man that's cute

>> No.42153600

She sees Mik as a batshit insane, self-destructive person. Probably didn't want things to go down how they did, but I doubt it took her by surprise.

>> No.42153669

I mean anyone could see it from a mile coming, Chrys was chasing after someone who really didn't care, and definetly didn't want to be tied down. It was doomed from the start really

>> No.42153691

Mortia and Darzi undressed us.

>> No.42153696

We encouraged it at first. But since this quest progresses at a snails pace people lost interest in her when it was time to get serious.

>> No.42153708

Go read what mormor said, so tsundere

>> No.42153712

can we not talk about Chrys, have we even spoken to her since?

>> No.42153731

probably Darzi.
Since she already saw us naked, and mortia is too pure for taking a mans clothes off.

>> No.42153733

>we encouraged it
We tried to make her quite nicely, Chrys can't into sublety

>> No.42153746

They regrew our dick. Since it was probably charred all to hell.

>> No.42153747

No, chrys is buttmad to the next dimension

>> No.42153756

nah we didn't encourage it, but waifu fags forced somas hand.

>> No.42153771

don't worry guys when the time come and we are about to die to some monster chrys will be the first to come save our ass

>> No.42153773

Umm, no.

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>> No.42153796

No she won't, don't be delusional anon

>> No.42153804

Don't be deluded anon. Yes we did.

>> No.42153805

prove it, what romantic things did we do with her?

>> No.42153809

More like she'll just stand there watching it happen and abscond with Ricky.

>> No.42153826

we were nice to her?

>> No.42153835

we didn't encourage it, but we didn't discourage it either.
Both times she tried to jump our bones we told her no and that we need to think.

>> No.42153837

>implying Ricky is a bitch nigga
If she so much as tried to take the cloak off of us Ricky would eat her, Ricky is a bro

>> No.42153860

The night we went out drinking with her, when we comforted her after blowing up the pirates, when we agreed to kill her husband.

>> No.42153871

So are we gonna invite the dyke who wanted to go the jungle?

>> No.42153884

>man that you like fucks another chick
>I am so hurt :^(
>I can never think of you the same, I need some time :,(
Is Chrys a beta orbiter who thought they had something? This is amusing, she's the female /r9k/

>> No.42153906

anon reread that thread.

>> No.42153907

It's literally brain problems. Soma straight said she wouldn't be acting like this if her insanity score wasn't as high as it is. When/if it eventually goes back down, she'll probably wonder what the hell was wrong with her.

>> No.42153941

We'll probably be dead before then.

Man we got to stop rolling so well on stupid decisions. That coupled with Vys spend makes it feel so cheap sometimes.

>> No.42153948

So female /r9k/?

>> No.42153950

[19:33] <Moogle> i wonder how long its gonna take mik to notice that she isn't a carpet muncher
[19:34] <iou1name> >Why is she looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?
[19:35] <Moogle> >she is probably wondering if i can hook her up with darzi, she did say she might swing that way
[19:35] <Adalwulf> >why is she grabbing my crotch, did I spill something on my robes?

>> No.42153954

>implying you actually have anything underneath all that black

>> No.42153966

I'm sure we'll roll more nat3s on fairly mundane shit and get entire nations of people hunting our head.

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Elaudians confirmed for tree people.

>> No.42154001

>We'll probably be dead before then.
We could try to slip the anti-insanity ring into her food. It'd be miserable to get it back later, and it'd be awkward as fuck if she noticed it, but we could do it.

>> No.42154007

It is cheap

>> No.42154029

>Darzi give this ring to Chrys it'll help with her insanity

That's it

>> No.42154053

there have been parts where we really should have fucked up harder but vys saved our ass

>> No.42154063

We sorta already showed everyone the ring and told them what it does, so Chrys will just get madder if she remembers.

>> No.42154087

We could always just stop making stupid decisions.

>> No.42154089

I know. One just happened last thread.

>> No.42154093

We just have to hide it inside a bigger ring

>> No.42154118

Lets not get crazy now. We both know anons will risk everything to get a +1 on something or another.

>> No.42154124

For what?

>> No.42154132

Sometimes I vote for the dangerous decisions because some part of me wants this quest to end.

>> No.42154149
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>stop making stupid decisions
muh magic

>> No.42154152

i'll vote for it if you will

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>put a ton of effort into getting stronger with the goal of being able to do bullshit and get away with it
>get mad when we get away with bullshit

>> No.42154178

I look forward to the day you try to get away with bullshit and you roll so low that Vys won't save you. It'll be hilarious.

>> No.42154194

Oh come on it'll get better when we get back to adventuring with our party.

>> No.42154202

>put a ton of effort into getting stronger with the goal of being able to do bullshit and get away with it

This was never my goal

>> No.42154208

I vote for boring safe options. That doesn't mean I'm barred from finding your opinions to be hilarious.

>> No.42154209

muh magic, muthafucka

>> No.42154231

That's happens everythread.

>> No.42154246

Didn't happen last night unfortunately.

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>> No.42154282

>core game mechanic of X
Who let the Australians in?

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>> No.42154316

That's insulting to Australians

>> No.42154350

Because Meta
Because it helps support stupidity
Because it makes you upset

>> No.42154360

Go away Aussie, you're not wanted around these boards.

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>> No.42154379

I just really want Mik to get fucked up when dumb decisions are made. Is that so wrong?

>> No.42154390

>Deranged gunmen
Can I get some context here?

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>> No.42154445

You've still got some time to kill until your food arrives, might as well keep the conversation going. {How have you all been preparing for our imminent journey? I want to leave before dawn tomorrow, best to be well out of town before the sun rises.} Really, you just don't want to try sneaking Zahak away from the city in broad daylight. That seems like a recipe for widespread panic in the city streets. Perhaps you should have him meet you somewhere in the desert? That would probably be the smarter move.

Fulvia is the first to speak. {I have been pooling my vys since we returned from the realm of Umdnus, using as little as possible in anticipation of our next voyage. I have built up a generous reserve, enough to freely pull a large group into my own personal reality should the need arise. It will also aide me as a spellcaster, I should be able to brute force my way through most defenses.}

Profectus' thoughts are tinged with guilt, you get the sense he hasn't really been preparing much at all. {I've done some reading and meditating, but uh... progress has been slow. Oh, and I've been running through my old drills with sword and shield. Adjusting my style to use a weapon like my falcata has been interesting, since it's not much like a gladius at all, but I think I've worked it out satisfactorily.}

Well, at least he's done something rather than nothing at all. It's as Mortia is giving you her answer that a slave, this one a male elf with a thick beard, enters the dining hall carrying aloft a plate of lamb skewers, flat bread, and hummus. He sets the plate down in front of you, bowing low before making his exit. You set upon the food with barely restrained vigor, trying to maintain some measure of decorum even if you are by yourself. The lamb has been covered in some sort of sweet honey glaze, subtle hints of clove serving to counterbalance the sweetness. You split your attention between eating and listening to your companion ramble on in your thoughts.

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{I've been working on preparing potions, in case a healer should ever be unavailable I have salves to staunch bleeding and prevent infection as vials of smelling salts to restore to consciousness anyone who might succumb to the Elaudian plant life. I've also been reading up on what your people know of Elaudia, although finding books written in a language I can understand has been difficult.

{Based on what I've read I've prepared a number of compounds which I think should help us deal with the both the flora and fauna. I've prepared simple insecticides, tranquilizers, poisons designed to paralyze, to kill, or to cripple any enemies we might face. I've also distilled a few bottles of highly potent acid. Right now in fact I'm working on a concoction which should purge the body of toxins.}

{I read about a species of flower which releases a cloud of pollen when threatened that has violent hallucinatory effects. Should any of us succumb, they need simply drink this potion. They'll spend the day... incapacitated, but come out of it sane at least.}

You wonder what 'incapacitated' entails. It certainly doesn't sound pleasant. Darzi's thoughts are the next to drift through your own, though you get the sense she's distracted. {You know what I've been doing to prepare myself, I've spent every morning and many an afternoon in the sparring pit, honing my skills. I think I feel as though I'm on the cusp of truly mastering the art of combat, but there are still a handful of techniques I struggle with.}


>> No.42154483

You wait expectantly for Chryssa to respond, but she seems reluctant. You know she can hear you, her thoughts are muddled and confused but she's clearly awake. {What about you, Chryssa. How have you been preparing?}

She seems to suppress the confusion she was feeling, her thoughts taking on a sense of absolute certainty. {I have spent the last several days practicing with my bow. My targets have been birds, I've gotten rather good at shooting them out of the sky. Other than that, I have been assisting Darzi in her training of Vasuda, as well a sparring with her. I have also been meditating, though I do not feel that I've made much progress.}

Before you sever the connection you say a few final words. {This is your last day to prepare, so if there's anything you still need to do before we depart this is your last chance. Oh, and just so you don't think me ungrateful. I want to thank you Mortia and Darzi, without you I might not have survived my little experiment.}

With that you cut the connection and focus on your food. You take your time eating, savoring the meal. Once you've cleared your plate you rise from the table and climb the stairs back to your bedroom, your thoughts drifting back to the spiritual conflict between you and those two ancient spirits.

>ROOOOOLL 3d10+8 (+2 from Vatis, +4 from Traits) vs DC 14 (Base 20, -4 from how recently the events occurred, -2 from significance of the event)

>> No.42154505

Rolled 5, 4, 3 + 8 = 20 (3d10 + 8)


>> No.42154512

Rolled 1, 1, 3 + 8 = 13 (3d10 + 8)


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>> No.42154524

Rolled 9, 5, 9 + 8 = 31 (3d10 + 8)


>> No.42154536

Rolled 3, 8, 4 + 8 = 23 (3d10 + 8)


>> No.42154538

Rolled 1, 1, 7 + 8 = 17 (3d10 + 8)


>> No.42154544

Oh god. Oh god

>> No.42154545

Fuck that was close

>> No.42154551

>tfw names and trips don't count
Is good feel

>> No.42154568

>20, 13, 31
>Regular Success!
I'm surprised one of the rolls actually failed. Anyway. Spend 1 for a Great Success?

Technically, that rules only extends to votes. Rolls are still valid.

>> No.42154572

Go to sleep Anon

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>> No.42154578

>Oh, and I've been running through my old drills with sword and shield. Adjusting my style to use a weapon like my falcata has been interesting, since it's not much like a gladius at all, but I think I've worked it out satisfactorily.

We should really spar with him and let him work out the kinks or try anything out

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>> No.42154594

>Technically, that rules only extends to votes. Rolls are still valid.
Kill yourself

>> No.42154601

You just don't like us getting natural great success.
Rood tbh fam

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>> No.42154609

yeah gotta get all dem details.

>> No.42154618

why the hell not

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>> No.42154625

>Spend 1 vys

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>> No.42154655

>Spend 1

>> No.42154660


>Don't spend.

From the OP
>I will also not count any votes made while using names or trips.
No mention of rolls.

Anyway, writin' for spend 1.

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>> No.42154682

You just don't like watching use succeed m8

>> No.42154686

why was steve buried in the ocean?

>> No.42154702

Soma that's a blantant Jew tier technicality, don't pretend. You and I both know you just don't want us getting the full knowledge a natural great would get us

>> No.42154704

It's where he died mate.

>> No.42154705

Leave to a namefag to fail a roll with an effective DC of 6.

>> No.42154722

Please don't get assmad anon.
Don't go fullretard.

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>> No.42154746

Anon, there was something like a 99.6% chance that any given roll would succeed. With a DC that low, I don't think you can claim that I'm trying to hide something.

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>> No.42154763

You grabbed the first thing you could to hide it, you might be fair on the dcs but you are a Jew on the rolls

>> No.42154789

what is that thing?

>> No.42154794

Will we miss any info cause we had to spend 1 vys?

>> No.42154807

the missing link between nigger and ape.

>> No.42154808

Holy fuck anon are you really this paranoid

>> No.42154813

A doll

>> No.42154814

Nah. If you had to spend significant amounts of vys to pass the roll I might obfuscate the information behind more mystic bullshit than usual, but if you only need to spend a single point of vys I'm not really going to change anything.

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dank meems

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>> No.42154841

Yes, are you not? Why in the world would you trust soma? Or any qm for that matter?

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The dankest around

>> No.42154881

>trusting soma
>believing his lies
Soma has literally confirmed that he has Jewish blood in him alongside the Irish blood.

>> No.42154906

don't believe his lies

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nah anons I think you two are jews and are trying to pin jew on soma to reduce his credibility
Not falling for your jew propaganda. Race war now.

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>> No.42154976

Look at the one he pretends is our greatest ally, the largest Jew in existence.
You can deny it if you wish anon, but it is truth

>> No.42154985

ah that explains why he writes the haggling so well it's second nature after all

>> No.42154988

>trusting soma

>> No.42155011

dae trusting soma ayy lmao

>> No.42155017

even if they are it only confirms it, after all jews can sense other jews

>> No.42155028

But he's anti-Israel and isn't fond of the federal reserve bank!

>> No.42155039

Jews Jewing Jews

>> No.42155051

all a charade i tell you

>> No.42155060

he's only partly lizard people, anon, our alien overlords don't fully accept him as one of their own

>> No.42155061

He's "on the fence" about Israel. "They are our greatest ally in the Middle East" -soma

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>> No.42155159

>Aug 27 02:10:18 <Soma_QM> I'm sort of on the fence about Israel.
>Aug 27 02:10:56 <Soma_QM> But at the same time, the Jews ar ebetter than muslims.

Soma confirmed kike supporter.

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>> No.42155179

But Jews are better than mudslimes not much but they are

>> No.42155204

>false dichotomy
confirmed jew

>> No.42155248

I think Fulvia is my favorite.

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>> No.42155290

Okay, so what are the main girls' most attractive features? Darzi is /fit/ and 9/10 on the looks department. Mortia has a divine butt. Fulvia has some pretty nice legs if alt art is anything to go by. Chryssa has a good, uh, personality?

>> No.42155308

let's not and say we did

>> No.42155311

I don't really like any of them that much

>> No.42155312

Everyone has a better personality than Chrys.

>> No.42155316

I like how Fulvia gets all excited and mad sciency over stuff. I couldn't give less of a shit about romance with her, but I can't wait to go harvest some more exotic materials and watch her squeal when we let her have some.

>> No.42155321

>Fulvia has some pretty nice legs if alt art is anything to go by.
You do know that's a hologram, right? That isn't what she actually looks like.

>> No.42155325

the horns man hold em from behind and ride

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She does have some pretty cute horns.

>> No.42155343

This guy gets it. Soma makes mediocre waifus.

>> No.42155354

speaking of which we still have the crystal.
Soma told us we never gave her it and we have a shit ton left over from enchanting.

>> No.42155361

>Strong as fuck
>Would pulp a nigga for you

>> No.42155362

finally a fellow with some sense, if only she was more horny ;)

>> No.42155364

waifus are gay

magic a best

>> No.42155367

>implying Ayylmao isn't 10/10 waifu

>> No.42155377

nigga she ain't

>> No.42155385

>That one chick with the Slayer brand
>We rarely ever have to deal with her

>> No.42155407

Truly she is best girl

>> No.42155427

Fulvia is my waifu, best girl, giving her a real body soon

>> No.42155439

She's also pregnant with our child.

>> No.42155442

>real body
Keep your meatbags to yourself.

>> No.42155455

Once you've shut the door, you make your way to the center of the room and sink down onto the rug laid out in front of your fireplace. You assume a meditative pose with your legs folded beneath you and your hands rested on your thighs, closing your eyes. Instead of letting your consciousness slip away you focus on your memory of your spiritual battle, of carving away chunks of your soul in the hopes of destabilizing the spirits latched onto it.

What you really focus on though is the very end of your battle, when the holes in the stone shell which surround the shard of divinity within your soul sealed up. You focus on how the stone was transformed from dull black stone, to gleaming gold. The holes which were rent in the surface of the spirit wherever it touched.

The sounds of the city and of your estate slowly fade to nothing as you enter your meditative trance, the moment of contact between your soul and the spirit replaying endlessly in your head. You come to realize something as you watch the memory play out again and again. Where the spirit touched your soul, it was not merely annihilated. Rather you can see the spirit's 'flesh', if a spirit can truly be said to have 'flesh' breaking down and its composite parts being absorbed by the golden shell around your soul. Oddly enough, rather than also absorbing the spirit's divine essence the spirit's essence seems propelled rapidly away from the golden shell around your soul.


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>> No.42155462

Enchanting will win a vote before we give her a real body.

>> No.42155473

We can't inpregnate her without a real body, unless we make an artificial womb, actually we might be able to do that.

>> No.42155476

You wonder if perhaps the shell is, in some way, similar in nature to a Spirit's divine essence. Perhaps rather than the soul being a minuscule shard of divinity within mortals, the material that composes a soul and the divine essence which spirits are composed of are two opposite sides of the same coin, so to speak? Still, you're not sure why that would cause your soul to absorb the spirit's 'flesh' but repel its essence. Perhaps by reinforcing the shell around your soul you somehow altered its structure?

Regardless, you definitely get the sense that this phenomena requires greater study. You should practice that meditation you discovered within the Metal Codex more often, if you wish to truly understand the nature of the soul and how it can be manipulated.

Before withdrawing from your meditative trance you take a few moments to assess yourself, sinking deeper and deeper into thoughtless oblivion until your soul, golden gleaming beacon of light that it is, becomes visible. It seems more... radiant than usual. As though somehow empowered. Yet, at the same time it seems frayed. The edges shift and lose cohesion seemingly at random, rather than forming a perfect sphere around the shell at its center.

With that you withdraw from your trance. You feel fine, which you suppose is the important thing. Rising to your feet, you wonder how you ought to spent your last day in El-Amin.

>See if you can't look up one of your friends from when you were an apprentice. (Rajani, Ismail, Hadia, Mohan, Delshad, Derya)
>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.
>Get comfortable and select a book to read.
>There was one last thing you wanted to pick up from the market... (Write-in)
>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

>> No.42155495

So they were fixing us and the same time

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>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

>> No.42155517

>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.
>There was one last thing you wanted to pick up from the market... (Write-in)
send a slave to buy some extra mounts

>> No.42155521

>meditate right now
We will become God or anti God, or whatever it may be

>> No.42155522

>>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you

>> No.42155531

>>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.
then read

>> No.42155539

>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

>> No.42155542

>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

>> No.42155545

>>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

>> No.42155550

>>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

>> No.42155558

>>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

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>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

>> No.42155570

>Get comfortable and select a book to read.

>> No.42155576

>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

>> No.42155579

>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

>> No.42155589

>Try making an enchantment with create and the soul rune from our tattoos. See if it makes something similar to divine essence. Maybe we could even munch it every once in a while when it builds up enough.
Alternatively, I guess we could make a reinforce soul thing to see if it evens out the frays we have in ours right now.

>> No.42155591

>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you

>> No.42155601

Above the door

>> No.42155606

>>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

>> No.42155607

>>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

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>> No.42155610

No tiddies, I'm dissapointed

>> No.42155632

>Put on the Phoenix Belt, to test whether or not it will work on you.

>> No.42155643

>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

>> No.42155655

Above the doorway.





>Send a slave to buy extra mounts.


I'll go with belt first. Sparring afterwards.

Brief intermission in the mean time while I run out to get coffee and food.

>> No.42155657

>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

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>> No.42155669

We had a mass shooting in Tasmania, implemented much more restrictive gun laws afterwards.

>> No.42155687

Back in the mines that Atma ate the AI core, which is pretty much an artificial spirit, and got more powerful. I guess this is similar or something?

>> No.42155692

Rolled 1, 7, 5 = 13 (3d10)

sparing roll.

>> No.42155696

>>Head down to the training room to see if Darzi is up for a sparring match.

>> No.42155704

>belt first
Won't that just result in sparring never?

>> No.42155728

Stop rolling

>> No.42155734

Rolled 10, 2, 4 = 16 (3d10)


>> No.42155738

relax bby it'll be okay

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>> No.42155742

unless it fails

>> No.42155745

So, I assume we're taking the carriage down to the Jungle. What do we do with it when we get there? Leave it at a nearby town? Or do we walk the whole way, instead?

>> No.42155756

Rolled 6, 8, 5 = 19 (3d10)


>> No.42155759

Nigga we just ride mounted.

>> No.42155760

Adventure when?

>> No.42155761

We're gonna pass out for a good number of hours then it'll be too late for sparring

>> No.42155775

Rolled 10, 4, 1 = 15 (3d10)


>> No.42155788

We don't have enough mounts for everybody, and we still can't bring them into the Jungle with us.

>> No.42155798

4-5 more threads at this rate

>> No.42155814

we can just buy more

>> No.42155815

We dig a tunnel innaground devlop a base of operations and slowly work our way into the jungle, remember we must remain cautious, the jungle is a mad mans lead full of death and deapair

>> No.42155835

Fuck off tunneltard. It's a shit idea.

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>> No.42155860

autism in its purest form, what a treasure.

>> No.42155873

Have fun being killed by a flower. Or giant snakes, or giant tigers, or a sentient tree

>> No.42155883

I wish we knew the rune for plants.

>> No.42155898

Lets read this while we wait for soma.

>> No.42155941

I will, thank you.

>> No.42155973

I think it's a pretty solid idea personally, just needs some of the details ironed out. Only major problem is the amount of vys it will cost. Fulvia says her battery is fully charged now, and we have several batteries on us plus the heavy armor that regenerates a shit ton of vys for us. Add in the stone sleeve, and the tunnel idea could work. It would be slow going, though.

>> No.42156002

Well what ever floats your boat anon

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>> No.42156012

It would take months to get anywhere and take all of the fun out of adventuring.

>> No.42156027

Hooray! We've got a new art anon! Don't fuck up like the last one by samefagging praise at yourself.

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That's a dumb idea

>> No.42156051

My boat floats.

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>> No.42156063

>samefagging praise at yourself.
That's depressing as fuck

>> No.42156068

>muh adventuring
I bet you voted for the crown. And the mask. And all the other dumb, reckless shit we do because "it's fun lol".

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>> No.42156078

can you get any more meta?

>> No.42156086

Original tunneltard here, I meant it more as a place for Mortia to do science shit in a clean environment, place to store shit we can't shove into our cloak(it'll happen), and a place to sleep that isn't literally hell on earth

>> No.42156092

Nope. I just like adventuring, not acting like an idiot.

>> No.42156094

Wow nice art man! :)

>> No.42156101

Did it twice got caught the second time

>> No.42156134

get out

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>> No.42156159

We could also sell/rent it out to future adventurers once we're done. Think of the dosh from rich guys who want to be adventurers but dont want to risk their lives, or just adventurers who don't like dying

>> No.42156170

I remember the good 'ol days before we hit bump limit 4 story posts in.

>> No.42156187

T-Tunnelbro? Is that you?

>> No.42156206

You're not gonna be able to monetize tunnels no matter how hard you try anon.

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Never mind

>> No.42156245

It's not just a tunnel, it's a lab, a barracks, it's whatever we carve into the earth.

>> No.42156264

No you dirty cocksucker, answer me, WHO

>> No.42156273

And you think someone is willing to live there and collect a toll from the rare adventurer dumb enough to travel through the jungle?

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Tell me about tunnelbro.

>> No.42156303

Why does he dig the tunnel?

Anyway, back and writing.

>> No.42156309

hes a big guy

>> No.42156314

It's not a toll, it's rent, we rent it out, god damn it anon are you reading what I'm typing? And don't act like we're just gonna leave it with dirt fuvking walls, we'll carve down to stone, we'll nice it up. It's like a safari thing, you pay to not get killed by dangerous shit but still be close to dangerous shit

>> No.42156318

Not with that attitude. The shekels won't just come to us, you know.

>> No.42156321

For you.

>> No.42156322

Why does he dig the tunnels?

>> No.42156330

For digging tunnels, he'd have to be.

>> No.42156361

Who will collect the rent retard?

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Reference to AEQ

During one of the sieges or the planning of one I can't quite remember he proposed a tunnel a lot and got BTFO'd

>> No.42156406

was digging the tunnels apart of your plan

>> No.42156416

Of course!

>> No.42156421

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him into a tunnel?

>> No.42156422

that's like asking how do we collect Toll's from a road, I assume we hire people to do that shit for us.

>> No.42156427

>what is hiring some nigger to work for us

>> No.42156447

You're an idiot. Nobody is gonna be willing to live or even work there.

>> No.42156449

We can pay some local to do it, or pay to bring someone out there, we could turn it into a whole buissiness, build comfy and safe places to stay out in/near dangerous places. God damn it anything can make money if you try hard enough

>> No.42156484

People worked and lived in rhynian facilities, there are several hotels that were made from missile silos, living underground isn't so horrible anon

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>> No.42156550

You just give the guy a comfy house and a nice paycheck, people will bend over backwards and beg for your dog to fuck them for enough money

>> No.42156567

We would gain a completely trivial amount of money from this plan.

>> No.42156572

well congratulations youve built up support for the tunnels

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>> No.42156602

>can't deny it would work so now I'll just say it's not worth doing
:^) okay anon-chan

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>> No.42156636

No worries, if you've actually convinced people I get to watch it amount to nothing in real time.

>> No.42156644

Now I'll collapse these tunnels.


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Golem Mount when?

We don't even need to put a core in it

It'll just be a mount and pack mule
Plus it can fight and doesn't have morale

>> No.42156722

Anon I'm sure people said the same thing about safaris, but people pay out the ass to hunt exotic animals

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>> No.42156759

Why is that nose so off color? If it wasn't for that nose I would honestly consider not hating that elf

>> No.42156774

woah there m8 you're awfully close to degenearacy

>> No.42156777

We could actually include jungle safari in with the tunneltardation

>> No.42156781

Shading probably

>> No.42156803

I can't help it anon, it's a sickness and there is no cure

>> No.42156808

That's how light works sometimes anon.

>> No.42156825

But her entire nose shouldn't be that off color compared to the rest of her, like look at it

>> No.42156826

we'll just have to take ye out back, go fetch the gun

>> No.42156859

Brown elf anal.

>> No.42156867

N-no, pls I can change, we haven't even tried electroshock therapy!

>> No.42156872
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Well, now seems as good a time as any to try on the belt. Your soul, though volatile, appears to be more or less fine. Perhaps afterwards, if you're not too tired, you might seek out Darzi in the training room for a spar. After all, might as well take advantage of every opportunity you have to train before you set off for the jungle.

Reaching into your cloak you extract the Phoenix Belt, the massive gem set in the center glowing strangely in the light streaming through your windows. There is a gold-plated buckle on the back of the belt which you unfasten, your fingers left tingling uncomfortably wherever they'd brushed against the metal. Much to your surprise, once fastened around your waist the belt seems to fit you perfectly. Almost as if it were made for you.

Nothing happens. You try adjusting the belt in all manner of ways, wearing it both over and under your clothes. You even try channeling vys into the gem in the center of the belt. Sadly, nothing works. The belt, while serving well enough as a belt, is useless to you as an artifact.

Though disappointed, and more than mildly annoyed, that you wasted your money buying an artifact you can't even use, you hold out hope that you'll find some sort of use for the belt. Perhaps you could try cutting off your arms at the elbow, thus removing the portion of your arms which bear tattoos? You're not sure if that would work, but it might be worth a shot. You could also simply give the belt to one of your companions who would actually be able to use it, though you're not sure who you'd want to give it to.

>Give it to one of your companions (Write-in)
>Try cutting off your arms, see if that allows you to wear the belt.
>Eh, just toss it in the cloak to deal with later. Not like it's a big deal.

>> No.42156886

it's ok son it won't hurt a bit you'll be in a better place i swear

>> No.42156896

I'm anon not a artist dammit

I literally blame all off flaws in art on shading

>> No.42156904

>Eh, just toss it in the cloak to deal with later. Not like it's a big deal.

>> No.42156912

>Eh, just toss it in the cloak to deal with later. Not like it's a big deal.

>> No.42156915

>use magic to cut our soul in half and try shoving it into the belt forcibly
Shut up and take my soul

>> No.42156918

>>Give it to one of your companions- chrys

>> No.42156920


Forcibly extract our soul out and implant it into the belt

>> No.42156921

>>Eh, just toss it in the cloak to deal with later. Not like it's a big deal.

>> No.42156932

>Give it to one of your companions (Chryssa)

>> No.42156935

>>Give it to one of your companions (Write-in)
Prof. He is the most likely to die.

>> No.42156937

>Try cutting off your arms, see if that allows you to wear the belt.

>> No.42156943

>>Eh, just toss it in the cloak to deal with later. Not like it's a big deal.

>> No.42156952

>Eh, just toss it in the cloak to deal with later. Not like it's a big deal.

>> No.42156958

>Try cutting off your arms, see if that allows you to wear the belt.
you pussies, do it and reattach them later

>> No.42156959

If we should give it to anyone, it should be Mortia. Think about it, she's totally going to sperg out over some rare plant and get eaten.

>> No.42156961

>>Try cutting off your arms, see if that allows you to wear the belt.

>> No.42156963

>>Give it to one of your companions (Write-in)

>> No.42156986

>Give it to one of your companions (Write-in)

>> No.42157001

Stop samefagging

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>> No.42157009

>give to chrys

>> No.42157023

>>Give it to one of your companions (Write-in)

>> No.42157031

>caring about filthy human scum

>> No.42157038

I think its just one guy.

>> No.42157039

>Just cut my arms right off, fam.

>Who even cares?

>Give it to the mutant archer with super strength.

>Just tear your soul in half, what could possibly go wrong?


To just toss it in the cloak to deal with later.

To give the belt to Chryssa.

>> No.42157045

>Try cutting off your arms, see if that allows you to wear the belt.

>> No.42157046

>>Give it to one of your companions (Write-in)

>> No.42157049

Looks like it's going to have to be a final destination vote again.
Wish these fags would knock that shit off so we can continue with the damn quest.

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fuck Chryssa and fuck her supporters

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>> No.42157101

lol nice vote retard

>> No.42157106

Man now I want to spite you. I'll delete my '1' vote.

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>forgot how final destination works
It's funny; you're so dead set against giving it to Chrys, and because of this your vote doesn't count.

>> No.42157158

You have an awful playerbase, Soma.

>> No.42157163

oh yeah, final destination. nbd looks like my choice is still winning
live your life

>> No.42157172

>>Give it to one of your companions (

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Last valid vote.

Golly gee whiz, I almost can't believe it. Looks like 1 takes the day. Writin'

>> No.42157176

Shitpost central baby!

>> No.42157206

that was closer than i would've liked

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Literally the worst I have ever seen. Ah well, I was on this ride when it started so I will remain till it crashes and burns.

>> No.42157233

I've seen that gay porno too, Soma.

>> No.42157258

Seriously. We used to have the best playerbase.

That ended around the time we hit Licae.

Fuckers wanted to hole up there and create a robot army.

>> No.42157260

Can someone explain to me why they thought giving it to Chryssa, or anybody other than Mik or Zahak was a good idea?

>> No.42157266

It's a good'un.

>> No.42157281

coz memes dude ;)

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>> No.42157286

I like you.

>> No.42157310

He just watches it for the reaction gifs Anon!

>> No.42157315

Yeah I hate you all. I really hope soma changes his trip and twitter for his next quest.

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Actually I think PGQ during the height of the waifu wars was worse. This is probably the most consistently bad player base though.

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>Nobody wanted to try to put our soul in it
>She's our strongest fighter
>Would most likely become a close range at some point
>Would be best tank

>> No.42157351

one of the best quests

ruined by a sea of fucktards

>> No.42157367

That many people seriously just voted for her just to annoy everyone else? Really?

>> No.42157372

>give it to the super strength mutant that's good with a bow who also hates our guts and is slowly going insane a reincarnation artifact

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>> No.42157399

this quest is shitpost central its a transcendent kind of shitpost

>> No.42157402

So you mean to tell me we aren't going to do anything about the insanity?

>> No.42157406

...Why not put your soul in it?

And Miks life >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chryssas life

>> No.42157416

Probably not.

Look at how often we put things off and get distracted as is.

We'll keep putting it off until she literally has her hands around our neck.

>> No.42157435

Im just amazed the number of trolls is so close to the actual number of players

>> No.42157447

Why not put your dick in it?

>> No.42157461

I'm holding out hope that several of them are that guy who samefags religiously and that eventually he'll get bored and drop the quest.

>> No.42157464

They broke me around 30ish,40ish threads ago and I joined them. Quest is a lot more entertaining this way.

>> No.42157466

Blame Soma

>> No.42157491

>actively trying to sabotage the quest is 'more fun'
These people exist

>> No.42157514

And we are here to stay :^)

Though to be fair you guys do that on your own easily.

>> No.42157520

that's a strong word you're using there

>> No.42157521

Do you really have nothing better to do with your time? Nothing?

>> No.42157534

You know that is the kind of thing that makes life in general worse right?

>> No.42157555

the long wait between posts basically insures that voters will pick the MOST DRASTIC ACTION available just so that it seems that things are actually happening

>> No.42157558

Yeah but thankfully this is just a quest on an imageboard so I don't feel as bad.

>> No.42157562

for you

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>> No.42157566

The plan is to give her the Sanity Ring. We haven't done it yet because we're shit at getting stuff done these days. Someone brought up giving it to Darzi to give to Chrys if she's still too hostile to approach (although she seemed pretty civil over the brooches).

>> No.42157574

It makes me sad knowing good ideas are drowned out by posts made by questers like this.

>> No.42157601
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here you go

>> No.42157602

this is important

shitposters if you are more than 1/3 i promise ill quit the quest

>> No.42157618

Me and that someone is the same person

>> No.42157625

Step to it, lads. We've got a shitter to remove.

>> No.42157627

no you'll let them win

>> No.42157634

That's like saying "I only kill poor people, so it's not as bad"

Que the edgy person saying it isn't.

>> No.42157652

to be clear i am not a shitposter
the fight is not worth fighting

>> No.42157653

Ok, thank you for taking credit for that idea. Glad to know who came up with it.

>> No.42157655
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>Love the setting
>Hate the players
>Hate the MC

Wat Do?

>> No.42157669

>hating soma
Why tho

>> No.42157671

Did you just compare killing poor people to shitposting in a quest?

>> No.42157674

kill everyone.

>> No.42157679

>>Hate the MC
Anon why? Mik is the best, jewest, douchiest protag. Endlessly entertaining.

>> No.42157683

you may be right tbh
ritual suicide

>> No.42157689

Both make the world a worse place. No matter how fun it is.

>> No.42157705

i feel your pain

>> No.42157715

Steal the setting and write shitty novels about it that you publish online.

Tack on some social justice pandering and shameless soapboxing for shit that other people get hype for, regardless of whether you care or not.

Build up to a point where you can make money from it and then drink Soma's tears when you're rolling in the money of progressive 20somethings' parents' money.

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>> No.42157742

wait for the book?

>> No.42157749

All you need to do in order to drink somas impotent tears is bully his imouto

>> No.42157752

Bye everyone, ill try and keep up on the archives and on mobile cause i love the setting and Soma's writing but the fun off it has been ruined for me

>> No.42157768

Bye bye friend

>> No.42157773

God damn it we need not retarded voters

>> No.42157793

Good riddance. The less saltfags and thinskins the better.

>> No.42157795

How do you put up with it Soma.

Is this why you drink

>> No.42157835

>How do you put up with it Soma.
He loves it.

>> No.42157843

He probably enjoys this shit. Lord knows he encouraged and cultivated this behavior. This lets him piss off the whiney cunts by virtue of just how this place be, and then piss off the gotta-ruin-everything-fags by making the retarded stuff actually work.

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>> No.42157865

Yes, yes, I can see him playing both sides.

The sociopath.

>> No.42157900

Anon no, we need the numbers

>> No.42157913

"I hate how people complain when I do my absolute best to ruin something many people enjoy"

>> No.42157936

I'll stick around till the end of this thread to think about it, but the shitposter count is at 32% last I checked it.

>> No.42157952

You know they're just going to keep voting in it again and again.

Samefagging strawpoll is easier than samegfagging normal votes here.

>> No.42157969

>shitposters samefag
Wow so surprising, strawpoll is the easiest thing to samefag

>> No.42157987

>7 votes
>Not even winning
Yeah totally being samefagged guys.

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You toss the belt into your cloak, resolving to deal with it later. You'll give it to one of your companions, or perhaps simply engineer some way around the tattoos on your forearms. Then again, maybe you'll forget about the whole thing and it will spend the rest of eternity rotting in your cloak, useless. Whatever happens, you've more important things to deal with. Namely, a sparring match.

You exit your bedroom and make your way swiftly through the halls to the garden, or rather greenhouse, which spans the gap between your estate proper and the tower protruding from the seafloor which houses the barracks, workshop, training yard, and Mortia's laboratory. You note that one of your slaves is sprawled out on the floor, her head rested in one of your other slave's lap. She's covered in massive red hives, from her right hand all the way up to her neck. Likely an allergic reaction to the plants here.

The slave which seems to be treating her is pouring some sort of alchemical concoction into her mouth, but the woman is unconscious and doesn't seem to be breathing. In passing, you channel Water magic to alleviate some of her symptoms. The hives recede but are not fully healed, and the woman takes a stuttering breath. In the process she ends up choking on whatever serum they're using to treat her with, but you're sure she'll be fine.

Entering the tower you descend the steps to the training hall, where you find Darzi and Vasuda locked in hilariously one-sided combat. Vasuda seems to be reeling due to a crack to the head from the butt of Darzi's training spear, her own weapon dropped in the sands of the sparring ring. Darzi swoops in low, kicking her leg forward and catching Vasuda in the side of the knee. She goes down hard, sprawling out in the sand.


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Darzi relaxes, offering Vasuda a hand up which after a moment's hesitation she accepts. You can feel Darzi channeling Water magic to heal some of Vasuda's bruises, but you get the sense she's holding back. She probably wants the blows to hurt, but not leave her opponent completely incapacitated.

Vasuda is the first to notice you, looking past Darzi and bowing her head in greeting. You return the gesture. “It's good to know I'm not the only one she cracks in the head. I don't think I've ever walked away from a sparring session without a throbbing headache and blurred vision.”

At the sound of your voice Darzi turns to face you, interrupting whatever lesson she was giving Vasuda. “What are you doing here, Mik? I figured you'd be off reading or meditating, taking a break after-” She spares Vasuda a glance, seeming momentarily conflicted. “-what happened.”

You suppose she doesn't want to discuss your near death experience with Vasuda present. Understandable. “I feel fine, Darzi, though I appreciate your concern. I was hoping we might spar, but if you're too busy...” You trail off, shrugging. “Well, we'll have other opportunities.”

Darzi smiles apologetically. “Sorry, Mik. This is the last time I'll be able to meet with Vas before we leave for Elaudia. I really want to make sure she gets her technique down. She's not bad, not really, but there's still a lot of room for improvement.”

Vasuda speaks up, her tone conciliatory. “What if Mik and I spared? I think it might be beneficial to have experience fighting someone a little closer to my level of skill. Don't you, Darzi?”


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You can tell she likes the idea, but she seems wary. She glances suspiciously between the two of you before speaking. “Not a bad idea, it would be good for you to have experience fighting someone else. I mean, everyone tends to develop their own stylistic variations and if you grow too used to fighting me you might be caught off guard by someone who does things differently. That said, I worry you'd go easy on one another.”

>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.
>Ehhh, maybe taking it easy doesn't sound like such a bad idea. You'll go read.
>You'd rather meditate, to be honest.

>> No.42158047

>>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.

>> No.42158050

>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.

>> No.42158054

>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.
What would be more interesting is actually going on our fucking adventure already

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Pfft I can take you both on

>> No.42158068

>>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.
dont go easy on her.

>> No.42158073

>>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.

>> No.42158075

>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.

>> No.42158091

>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.

>> No.42158094

>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.
near death experience? I think we're in good enough shape to do some fighting

>> No.42158103

>>You wouldn't mind sparring Vasuda. Might be interesting.
proclaim before the fight that we will rend the flesh from her bones in a cliche demonic voice

>> No.42158107

You'll be out of El-Amin by the end of thread 149.5.

>> No.42158117

We're fighting a woman. So it doesn't count.

>> No.42158138

Second thread confirmed. Yay

>> No.42158170


Vasuda and Mik vs. Darzi

SmUT should apply right?

>> No.42158216

ROLLLLLL 3d10+8 (+6 from Veteran Marsala Ve, +2 from Basic Anatomical Knowledge) vs DC 21 (Base 15, +4 from Practitioner Rank Marsala Ve, +2 from Agile)

>> No.42158228

We should lewdly fight vasuda

>> No.42158236

Rolled 5, 10, 5 + 8 = 28 (3d10 + 8)


>> No.42158237

Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d1)


>> No.42158238

Rolled 4, 7, 7 + 8 = 26 (3d10 + 8)


>> No.42158251

Rolled 6, 7, 1 = 14 (3d10)


>> No.42158253

Rolled 2, 9, 9 + 8 = 28 (3d10 + 8)


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>> No.42158275

Great Success.

>> No.42158277

Forgot the modifier

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>> No.42158301

Someone has downs syndrome.

>> No.42158302

>28, 26, 22
>Great Success!

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>never gets old

>> No.42158329

Time to beat the fuck out of a frail housewife

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>> No.42158378

This will likely be like when we've had other spars where Great Success just means making it a good match and/or learning something from it rather than just winning.

>> No.42158380

At least it's nothing new for her.

>> No.42158423

Muh dick

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Who else was there

>> No.42158561

Is the IRC worth visiting?

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>> No.42158574

IRCabal here. Not really.

>> No.42158576

Sometimes it's entertaining to see how much of a disgusting faggot Juden is

>> No.42158582

Next post in new thread, I think.

>> No.42158602

Tyrone detected

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