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The battle of the Bonin Islands has been won.

The costs are still being tallied, but it's clear that the outcome was nothing short of a miracle. A miracle won in sweat and tears and blood – but a miracle nonetheless. Caught upon an anvil, you managed to sidestep the hammerblow and defeat both in detail by the thinnest of margins – and your submarines even extracted a toll on the enemy for their capture of Iwo Jima.

Your task force is in poor shape – as a whole, ten knots is their best speed – but the fact that they're all still afloat is incredible, and owes much to the overworked seamen of USS Fitzgerald and USS Mustin, conducting hasty repairs in conditions and manners they were never trained to. You give a silent prayer of thanks for the glassy-smooth seas this day; essential to the desperate work of the sailors torches as they lean over the gunwhales of small RHIBs pulled up alongside the wounded shipgirls. Your heavy cruisers are shot to hell and gone; nearly defanged, but fairly watertight still. Fubuki is no longer seaworthy; if not for the lashings helping secure her to a pair of her fellows along either side, she'd have sunk an hour ago. That she can still make any way at all is a miracle.

>> No.42112916

Hayashimo is even worse; she's being tended to constantly by a damage control team and Mustin has taken her under tow. It's a race against time now to get as far away from Iwo Jima as possible before follow-up air attacks arrive to pick off the cripples. Goto was tempted to make for Chichi-Jima to beach your two badly-wounded girls, considering the incoming F-2 CAP and the shattered runways at Iwo Jima, but you reminded him that the fucking abyssal shouldn't have been able to capture the island overnight at all, much less move an entire armada of attack planes onto it and make it operational. They don't play by the rules, and never have – no sense in giving them any more cheap shots.

Admiral Thomas seems to agree, since he got SAC on the horn two hours ago with AFGSC to whistle up some B-52s forward-deployed at Guam. Within hours, Iwo Jima is going to return to its natural state – a smoking rock in the ocean with scant trace of human habitation.

The ongoing litany of battle-damage and unit effectiveness is starting to blur before you, your hasty chicken-scratches blurring together even as you sketch them. You rub at your eyes miserably, and check your watch – it's only 3PM, for Christ-sakes. You did get *some* sleep, after all. Reaching for your coffee, you discover it empty – and Hate stalking away with a carafe that looks a bit fuller than it was.

Motherfucker. You knock the empty paper cup off the table spitefully and put down for Hornet: “Source of torpedo – presumed free-run from ditched Abyssal bomber. MORE BAD LUCK,” you finish in block letters and fling the pencil at the desk, too frayed to continue at the moment.

>> No.42112933

“I thought the fashion was to crumple it in your hand?” Naka asks, setting a fresh paper cup of coffee down by your elbow. You snatch it up and drain the too-hot liquid eagerly, happy to look away from your papers for a moment. “Thanks, hon.”

“Hon yourself,” Naka says with a sniff. “I don't rate a cup-crusher?”

You squint at her. “Are we talking Jaws or that professional asshole of memetic fame?”

She winks. “Both, if it makes me seem smarter.”

“Uhhuh,” you mumble into your cup as you drain it again, too strung out to hold up your end of the repartee.

“Sourcing all the attacks?”

“Yuh,” you confirm drearily. “Who got hit by what, fired from whom.”

Naka picks it up. “The F-18 was hit by friendly fire?”

>> No.42112958

“That's what you get when you dive into your own AA fire,” you say with a shrug. “An ESSM's blast-frag warhead is equal-opportunity. Course if he hadn't, we'd probably have Akagi on that list too.”

She frowns. “You going to do one for all our shots, too?”

You sigh. “Oh, right, that's what I was forgetting. Maybe I can delegate that to you?” you say hopefully.

Naka sets the list down. “Well, I know where to start – that explosion in the enemy convoy wasn't a Long Lance. I've fired enough of them, I should know. Wasn't big enough.”

“The sub-launched ones a-”

“Settle, *please,*” Naka says, not bothering to scold you further for lecturing an IJN warship on weapons of the IJN. “That was a Mark-14 if it was anything.”

“Well, maybe-”

“Which means he had to be inside the convoy, much less the escort screen. And nailed it with almost the full spread, which means he was even closer.” She fixes you with a direct, somber gaze – no winks, no v-fingers, no manufactured persona that usually slips out so naturally it fools even you. “Admiral, where's the manlet?”

[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.
[ ] Probably chasing another damn contact, trying to close for a second attack. When he runs his damn batteries dry he'll surface and phone home. You know him, doesn't know when to quit.
[ ] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

>> No.42113004

>>42112958
>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113020

>>42112958
>[x] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113024

>>42112958
>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

"He'll be fine though. Its Harder. Its what he does."

Give it to her straight. No run abouts.

>> No.42113030

>>42112958
>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113053

>>42112958
>[x] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

I hope this isn't the "kill off Harder" choice.

>> No.42113071

>>42112958
>[x ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

HaHa time for ships.gif

>> No.42113088

>>42113053
Every choice is the kill off Harder choice.

>> No.42113101

>>42112958
>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113113

If Hayashimo is dead, does that mean Settle will never get some quality nighttime stiff drinks with who basically can be his personal bartender/drinking buddy?

>> No.42113118

>>42112958
>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113128

Right, so I put together a short timeline of events in quest so far

Day 1:
Arrival at Yokosuka
Meet Goto
Return of Harder

Day 2:
Harder and Naka fight
Abyssal attack in the Philipines
Battle at the Philipines
BB-3, BB-4 emergence
Arizona EOD
Naka hospitalized

Day 3:
First Naka hospital visit
AAR with Jintsu, Kongou, Tenryuu, Tatsuta
First mention of AR lower
Settle and Kaga fight
Sammy and Mogami, Choukai, Chikuma fight
Meet Crab
Mindfuck Crab

Day 4:
Wake-up call by Kongou and Kirishima
'Rescue' by Arizona
Goto meeting
Call, CNO
Second Naka hospital visit
Briefing, Harder
Abyssal attack at Yokosuka
Scouting mission, Tone, Chikuma
Date, Shoukaku
Containment activity, Hate

Day 5:
Breakfast, DesDiv6
Range practice, Kongou, Arizona, DesDiv6, Willie Dee
Harder and Fubuki fight
Settle and Hornet fight
Third Naka hospital visit
Mikasa visit, Settle, Arizona, Willie Dee, Hate
Settle, Hate and Tenryuu fight. Arizona, Willie Dee, DesDiv6 bystanders.
Reequip Arizona, Kongou
Abyssal attack on Tone, Chikuma
Settle hospitalized

Day 6:
Battle of Bonin Islands
Iwo Jima emergence
Return of Northampton

>> No.42113129

Harder presumably hasn't been degaussed. Have a P-8 or a helo do a MAD run and see what shows up ...

>> No.42113158

>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

lets hope our resident pig boat is in one piece.

>> No.42113168 [DELETED] 

[X] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113172

>>42112958
>[ ] Probably chasing another damn contact, trying to close for a second attack. When he runs his damn batteries dry he'll surface and phone home. You know him, doesn't know when to quit.

>> No.42113173

>>42112958
>[X] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113176

TOOT TOOT TIME FOR BOOTS

>>42112958
>[X] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.
>>42113129
>MAD run
A pretty good idea, but we'd need to dispatch enough air cover for that P-8 to make good coverage without the Abyssals in the area taking a potshot.

>> No.42113179

>>42112958
>[x] Probably chasing another damn contact, trying to close for a second attack. When he runs his damn batteries dry he'll surface and phone home. You know him, doesn't know when to quit.
This IS Harder we are talking about.

>> No.42113188

>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113189

>>42113113
...but she isn't dead? She's being towed and worked on, but isn't dead.
>>42112958
[ ] Probably chasing another damn contact, trying to close for a second attack. When he runs his damn batteries dry he'll surface and phone home. You know him, doesn't know when to quit.

>> No.42113244

>>42112958
>[x] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

Naka's a big girl, she can handle some honesty.

>> No.42113256

>>42112958
>[X] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113262

>[x] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.

>> No.42113267

>>42113128
And we haven't even moved in yet!

>> No.42113283

>>42113189
Well, when she wakes up, we'll bring up a round of whiskey with her. Maybe Goto can join in if he's up for drinks.

>> No.42113293

>>42113088
>implying there's even a chance of a "save harder" choice after the battle is concluded

>> No.42113294

>>42112958
>[ ] Probably chasing another damn contact, trying to close for a second attack. When he runs his damn batteries dry he'll surface and phone home. You know him, doesn't know when to quit.

>> No.42113300

>>42112958
>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.
Speaking of manlets, which one of you asked for this from that one drawstream?
http://i.imgur.com/mtMJnca.jpg

>> No.42113302

>>42112958
>[x] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.
He's a smart boy.

Mostly.

When Naka isn't around.

>> No.42113304

>>42113176
Holy fuck where did you get this?

And Jesus FUCK captcha, a street sign is not a sign in a window visible from the street and how the fuck should I know the difference between lettuce and cabbage?

>> No.42113315

>>42112958
>[x] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

>> No.42113317

What about the soldiers on Iwo? We just going to let them get bombed as well?

>> No.42113327

>>42113128
>actually going through that fucking shit to keep track of the days
>something I should've done but just shook my head and said no fucking way can I manage that oh god

are you a wizard

>> No.42113331

>>42112958
>[x] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

This seems more realistic than option two and less likely to put him back on the "eternal patrol" list than option one.

>> No.42113345

>>42113317

GETTIN TO THAT

>> No.42113361

>>42113327
Well, that depends entirely on whether he reads your THP quest, doesn't it?

>> No.42113369

>>42113317
Yes. Harder has the right idea. Fuck the Nips.

>> No.42113374

>>42113293

>> No.42113378

>>42113345
Why do I feel like this is just going to get worse?

>> No.42113398

>>42113327
It was actually pretty straightforward, when he wakes up Settle notes where he is.

A concerning number of times the answer is "in the hospital".

>> No.42113400

>>42112958
[x] Probably chasing another damn contact, trying to close for a second attack. When he runs his damn batteries dry he'll surface and phone home. You know him, doesn't know when to quit.

>> No.42113408

>>42113374

because

>>42113374

>>42113283
>sample

ONE. JOB.

>> No.42113411

[X] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

>> No.42113417

>>42113293
As of right now he's a submarine of Schrodinger until proven otherwise.

>> No.42113432

>>42112958
>[x] Worried about your Boyfriend, Naka?

>> No.42113438

>>42112958
>[ ] Probably chasing another damn contact, trying to close for a second attack. When he runs his damn batteries dry he'll surface and phone home. You know him, doesn't know when to quit.

>> No.42113442

>>42113398
>A concerning number of times the answer is "in the hospital".

SEE EVERYONE I DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR A CHANGE

now where did I put that calander

>A concerning number of times the answer is "in the hospital".

Yeah it's high time he reverse that trend eh

>> No.42113473

>>42112958
>[ ] No contact yet. He hasn't checked in and hasn't responded to queries.


BEST NIGHT

>> No.42113482

>>42113398
>when he wakes up Settle notes where he is.
>A concerning number of times the answer is "in the hospital".
Settle's probably not enough of a nerd to make an Unfamiliar Ceiling gag.
Naka probably is.

>> No.42113491

>>42113293
I'm counting on Iku and Hachi's lust for the first penis they'd have had a shot at touching to save him. No way they let him die before they've gotten a taste of Lockwood-approved wood.

>> No.42113497

>>42112958
He's probably doing torpedo exercises with Iku.

>> No.42113513

>>42113442

Lets hope Harder didn't get to banged up.

>> No.42113514

Why is Naka worried about Harder when she can just have Settle introduce her to Northampton?

>> No.42113521

>>42113293
Well that explains why Northampton appeared when he did.

R.I.P Harder:
>Based sub.
>Winner of the Naka-bowl.

>> No.42113523

>>42113293

>> No.42113524

>>42112958
>[ ] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

>> No.42113528

have an unfinished thing

>>42112958
> [x] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

haha time for suffering

>> No.42113539

>>42113514
She needs someone to friendzone. Don't you know anything about sluts?

>> No.42113545

>>42113491
His rage will be legendary. Naka will have to save him.

>> No.42113549

>>42113300
...Wow.

Listen, mac, if Iku were squeezing his little toy submarine, you could hear the squelching like wringing aerated dish soap from a leaky hot water bottle.

>> No.42113554

VOTES CALLED

>> No.42113556

>>42113482
Constant Hospital stays with only internet access for entertainment have made Settle a *gigantic* nerd.

>> No.42113568

>>42113528
Nice work!

>> No.42113586

>>42113549
That is certainly an evocative metaphor.

>> No.42113587

>>42113176
THIS IS AMAZING

>>42113128
THIS IS ALSO AMAZING
god damn, we're busy

>> No.42113602

>>42113482
It's more probable that he thinks the joke is too casual.

>> No.42113603

>>42113408
I don't get it. It's not like I snatched it off tumblr.

>> No.42113606

>>42113539
We're on /tg/. Why would we be expected to know anything about the lifestyles of the sexually-active?

>> No.42113619

>>42113528

>> No.42113639

Could one of our Bigbo SSNs go out and find him? It's not like they have any other use right now. Virginia's do have that top side SEAL hatch after all.

>> No.42113642

>>42113128
Has it only been six days?

Because it sure as hell doesn't feel like it.

>> No.42113645

>>42113528
that is AZ, yes?

good work

>> No.42113647

>>42113513
>Yandere shipsluts

NOPE

>> No.42113648

Well, might as well get some old-maids-not-appearing-in-this-quest out of the way.

>> No.42113650

>>42113606
Point taken.

Not that I'd know anything about friendzones.

>> No.42113667

>>42113554
by the way, this is how Sammy got to the fight, right?

>> No.42113692

>>42113667
Oh god those fucking glasses.

>> No.42113698

>>42113667

AHAHA OH SHIT IT IS NOW

OFFICIAL CANON, RIGHT HERE

>> No.42113700

>>42113667
fucking

lost it

>> No.42113712

>>42113667

>> No.42113714

>>42113667
Sammy B.

All the (lack) of fucks of a terminal lance, coupled with a destroyer.

>> No.42113715

>>42113586
>>42113586
Iku is a very evocative submarine. You can hear the squishing when she walks through the halls.

>> No.42113723

>>42113692
Naka has a crate of them in her room.

She's probably been handing them out like candy.

>> No.42113727

>>42113667
>SHUTTER. SHADES.

aaand I lost it again

>> No.42113738

>>42113698
Word of Fag.

>> No.42113747

>>42113727
I paid good shekels for the art. Glad you're enjoying it.

>> No.42113752

>>42113603
>expecting me to click the google image search link

>> No.42113764

>>42113715
Is "walking through the halls" a euphemism for doing things with someone's vagina?

>> No.42113774

>>42113698
How did Akagi did not notice?

How did any of the did not notice?

>> No.42113777

>>42113764
well for Iku? yes.

>> No.42113779

>>42113747
>Paid
>Drawfag won't do it for free
rip ;_;

>> No.42113780

BIG E
I
G
E

>> No.42113781

>>42113667
>rice bowl
At least she doesn't deplete our bauxite reserves in this canon.

>> No.42113783

>>42113715
How is she perpetually wet?
literally and metaphorically speaking.

>> No.42113786

>>42113774
Spooky Magic.

>> No.42113810

>>42113783
Go to bed, Shirou.

>> No.42113817

>>42113779
I have all the artistic talent of a rock man. I know people that can draw. So I will fund the drawfriends that I know that occasionally do free art for me. It's win win.

>> No.42113821

>>42113781
She consumes a statistically significant percentage of Japan's GDP in rice annually.

>> No.42113829

>>42113667
>Akagi brought a little stealth bowl of rice with her

>> No.42113833

>>42113817
Good on you, money-having anon. Who is it so we can bully them into doing it for free and not have you use your money?

>> No.42113834

>>42113667
I note Sammy has a better radar.

...think she had the drink sent over from Akagi's kitchens? US Navy's dry, after all.

>> No.42113842

>>42113667
And of course, Akagi didn't even notice.

>> No.42113847

>>42113786
>>42113810
The timing of these two posts has my sides in orbit.

Well done, anon.

>> No.42113854

One day I'll be here in time to vote.

That day is not today.

>> No.42113864

>>42113781
I read that as "nice bowl".

>> No.42113876

>>42113833
One that reads the quest on other sites.

>> No.42113893

>>42113667
I think I remember asking/hoping for this very thing to be drawn last time.

Needless to say, good work!

>> No.42113908

>>42113783
>>42113764
The less I know about I-19's harbor cove, the better.

I swear sometimes I hear the muffled sound of yeoman singing shanties through the wall at night.

>> No.42113909

>>42113834
>There wasn't a still somewhere aboard the Samuel B. Roberts when it went down.

C'mon man, a fucking LCAC can fit a still on it somewhere; a destroyer escort is bound to have one.

>> No.42113912

>>42112899
>You give a silent prayer of thanks for the glassy-smooth seas this day
HA HA! Time for tropical storms!

>> No.42113913

>>42113549
>Implying Harder doesn't get all the bitches
>Implying Harder doesn't get all the bitches WET

>> No.42113932

>>42113847
I aim to please, anon.

>>42113876
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42113934

>>42113854
Is that Mutsu?

And if it is, why is she being useful instead of one of the most embarrassing ship losses of the war (right up there with the Germans losing a modern heavy cruiser to Oslo's obsolete shore defenses)?

>> No.42113940

>>42113780
*BIIIIIIIIIING!*
SAVED, THANKS ANON.

>> No.42113944

>>42113667
My good fellows, I think we have the birth of a new naval doctrine right here.

>> No.42113945

"Somewhere during this period, I came across another small, telling anecdote that reveals more about the spirit of the destroyer’s crew. After the bombing in the Flores Sea, USS Houston lost not only her number three turret, cold storage locker, and crew’s head as well as three searchlights and two motor launches; her laundry was also destroyed. At that point the men of USS Edsall volunteered to provide laundry service for the cruiser. Bob Fulton told me that the last time he saw Edsall was when his clothes were being lowered over the port side of Houston’s quarterdeck to the destroyer. As he put it, “I don’t know where that brave ship is today, but wherever she is, my clothes are still aboard.”"

>> No.42113989

>>42113909
Well, obviously, but why use your chief engineer's rotgut when you can loot real liquor from somebody else's stores instead?

>> No.42113995

>>42113912
Don't give planefag ideas, anon.

>> No.42114010

>>42113934
Beecuase people think she deserved better.

Nagato's so overrated

>> No.42114014

>>42113752
I see an IQDB button...

>> No.42114017

>>42113934
>(right up there with the British losing a carrier to battleships in one of the most incompetent displays of the early war)?

FTFY

>> No.42114033

I have to assume that the ship girls are manifesting their full or close to full size ship bodies, or why arn't the navy ships hoistingthe girls on board even with their rigging, they should not weigh more than several tons

>> No.42114034

>>42113995
We hate Whobuki anyway.

How does gap an elf keep making the most boring protagonists of animes into actually interesting characters?

>> No.42114041

>>42113944
>Bucket Kaga

That looks familiar....

>>42113995
To late anon. TOO LATE.

>> No.42114050

>>42114017
>(right up there with the Japanese losing almost every single capital ship to shitty damage control)?
Got ya covered.

>> No.42114073

>>42114033
Because it's traumatic and potentially lethal to switch from ship to slut when you have heavy damage. See: Naka

>> No.42114085

"On the morning of September 20, 1939, Edsall was anchored off Zamboanga Island. A storm had blown through overnight and the ship’s anchor dragged. But her crew and commander should not have had to worry because of “the tremendous strength of the chains issued on destroyers,” which was proverbial. “A destroyer captain need have no fear of one parting. Even if he should deliberately try to break one, he will find it quite a job.”
The destroyer got under way at 0800 hours and steamed for six hours past the Bolods to another anchorage close to Marongas Island, off Jolo. In the course of this journey, the headstrong flushdecker suffered a casualty: “Chain broken at bending on shackle, resulting in loss of anchor.”"

>> No.42114090

>>42114050
>(Royal Navy Ammo Storage)?
back atcha

>> No.42114103

>>42114033
More mechanical = Injuries won't bleed further or get complicated

More "human" = Injuries bleed, get infected, shock, etc

So when you have severely injured sluts it's a bad idea to get them back to human. I mean, Arizona partially did, but she wasn't in too bad a shape anyway, except for the live round.

>> No.42114106

>>42114090
Fair point.

>> No.42114107

>I have about twenty minutes and then ten minutes of being able to watch the thread on wednesdays now until five hours from now
Do good, faggots

>> No.42114123

>>42114017
That also works, although the British were actually able to replace Glorious with new-build carriers. Mutsu and Blucher made permanent holes in their respective nations' naval inventories.

>> No.42114143

>>42114033
It's A: the fit-out, and B: Magic! Take it from someone who needed to be hoisted out of the seas with a cutter's winch, and landed in a hospital bed at eigh--

Whoops. A lady never reveals her age, and all that.

>> No.42114149

I can see them not shifting fully back, but the boat hoist on the navy ships can lift several tons, than could use the hoist to take up the dead weight, but keep them in the water so they do not change back, and make better time

>> No.42114153

>>42114034
I wouldn't say everyone hates her... it's more a massive indifference, though most can agree on she wasn't well fit for the main character spot.

She's not those two

>> No.42114155

Is Bat-Leader still around? Bat X Akagi is my OTP now.

>> No.42114164

So I have a question, what would happen to Sammy B if some of the lesser known ships from Taffy 3 came back Abyssal?

>> No.42114172

>>42114155
"Did I mention that I'm a fighter pilot?"

>> No.42114177

>>42113934
'Cause drawfag gonna drawfag.

>> No.42114180

>>42114033
Don't think

feel

T A N N A S I N N

>> No.42114182

>>42114164
Same thing that would happen if any other ship came back Abyssal. He'll get torpedoed the fuck out while gangsta rap sounds in the comms.

>> No.42114185

>>42114164
Incoherent rage.

>> No.42114191

>>42114164
She'd display the berserk rage of one who's been betrayed.

>> No.42114193

>>42114164
Close quarters torpedo battle.

Optional RKOs.

>> No.42114204

>>42114149
Going from thousands of tons to 'just a few tons' without overshooting is going to be hard enough to finesse when injured. And then to get dragged through the water at 30 knots in that state? Nope.

>> No.42114227

>>42114050
>(right up there with the Japanese losing almost every single capital ship to shitty damage control)?
Nah try this.
>U-1206
>Goes on patrol
>has a cool toilet
>Requires engineers to work toilet
>Guy wants to use cool toilet
>Guy fucks up the toilet underwater
>Toilet floods the sub
>Sub surfaces after batteries get fucked up
>brit patrols spot sub
>proceeds to bomb the shit out of her
>captain scuttles her
>four dead and 46 crewmen captured by brits when she went down
>thus ends the tale of U-1206

>> No.42114228

>>42114143
This is set in 2018, yeah?

Because I must say you're looking pretty spry for a 93-year old.

Unless we're just talking your active life, in which case you really are eighteen. Well, maybe nineteen now.

>> No.42114236

Come on fag of a plane, got only five and half hours to sleep. Make things asplode.

>> No.42114250

Hey.
Hey guys.
Remember how planefag was being spooky about that abyssal sub we heli-dropped a torpedo onto?
I'm pretty sure she isn't quite dead.
The Mk 46 has a much smaller warhead than the Mk 48- if we consider the Leveling Effect and the Mk 14, the Mk 46 is more akin to a Hedgehog charge than anything else.
And it was absolutely possible for a submarine to survive a single Hedgehog impact- see U-853, who suffered a single hedgehog strike and then spent 16 hours on the bottom with her crew alive until we finally fucking finished her off.
Side note, if U-853 comes back as a girl she needs a damn hug
But yeah, that sub is probably crippled but she'll be back

>> No.42114262

Oh yeah, almost forgot good ole Captain American mod. 1898

>> No.42114276

>>42114090
>(right up there with the Italians losing an entire class of heavy cruiser in a single engagement)

There was more than one Royal Navy in the world in the 1940s.

>> No.42114301

>>42114228
Well gee, thanks.

...And "gee, thanks," to Wikipedia. Have you ever read my page? Pic related.

>> No.42114308

>>42114250
Look, mate. A Mk 46 will blow a whole in absolutely anything.

>> No.42114321

>>42114276
Yeah, but there's only one that gets referred to as *The* Royal Navy, though.

(Yes I know Regia Marina means Royal Navy in Italian, nobody gives a shit.)

>> No.42114323

By the way, thanks to whoever mentioned the Long War mod in one of the last threads. It's amazing.

>> No.42114330

>>42113909
No still but Roberts did have an ice cream machine that they stole from somewhere before shipping out.

>> No.42114347

To offset what I now realize was a very poorly thought out question, since PT boats came back as corgis, would PBYs and other flying boats come back as Pelicans or some other seabird, or would they be attached to the sluts sort of like carrier planes?

>> No.42114356

>>42112958
[x ] Frankly? In enemy territory. We reviewed the footage and decided that there's no way he escaped the attacks we saw without getting his hull rung good a few times – he's probably got hull and/or engine damage, and that abyssal task force is still close to him, so he won't risk radio messages. We might not know his status for a while.

>> No.42114367

>>42114347

HONK

HONK

>> No.42114370

>>42112899
STEINER STRONK when?

>> No.42114371

>>42114276
As expected of eye-talians!

>> No.42114379

>>42114308
And a Mk 48 will crack any keel in two, but during the batshit brawl last thread the abyssal cruisers were managing to endure them to an extent.

>> No.42114380

>>42114347
That's a pretty good question, I want dachshunds to be e-boats, personally.

>> No.42114395

Goddamn, anon. You do that?

>> No.42114397

ALRIGHT I'M HERE WHAT'D I MISS

>> No.42114398

>>42114356
only 35 minutes late anon, so close

>> No.42114402

>>42114164
Probably something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mugc_0BsCks

>> No.42114409

>>42114250
Not to mention our sonarman took off his headphones after the impact, and we basically have no way to confirm the kill. Any oil slicks would be xonfused among the carriers', and they probably don't give off any floating debris

>> No.42114413

>>42114301
Is that supposed to be the grandma from Cookie Clicker?

>> No.42114420

>>42114347
>he hasn't seen taitei-chan

>>42114370
>no cruise missiles
>no gauss rifles
dropped

>> No.42114440

>>42114420
Who?

>> No.42114442

USS South Dakota (BB-57) gunfire damage diagram from the Second Naval Battle off Guadalcanal.

>> No.42114448

No waifus.
No daughters.
Hope rides alone.

>> No.42114449

>>42114420
>>no cruise missiles
>>no gauss rifles
Welcome to 3025, hope you enjoy your stay.

>> No.42114462

>>42114370
>60,000 ton ship
>216 tons of armor

I'm sure the SS Impending Magazine Explosion will provide a lovely fireworks display for any enemy who so much as glances at it with ill intent.

>> No.42114463

>>42114180

heh

>> No.42114466

>>42114347
>would PBYs and other flying boats come back as Pelicans or some other seabird,

And the shipgirl would-

Oh

There's an idea -- a carrier came back as a falconer.

>> No.42114469

>>42114420
>that draw style
looks familiar

>> No.42114480

>>42114420
Is that some dumbpire?

>> No.42114482

>>42114323
I cannot take an assault on a mission without them getting seriously messed up. I've never actually lost one, but I've had to make twice as many assaults as any other class because even time I use one they end up with a month or more in medbay.

>> No.42114490

>>42114164
Taffy 3 were destroyers, destroyer escorts, and escort carriers which were little better than merchant ships with flight decks.

They'd all be around her size so she'd most likely put them in a chokehold and drag them back to base.

I think after this day even the Abyssals will fear the Sammy.
>Jumping on top of an abyssal Cruiser to start hitting them with your torpedo tubes.


Also suggestion
>Pick up the phone and see if Iwo Jima still has phone service.

Lets ask Iwo if she wants to surrender.

>> No.42114491

>>42114347
On the one Hand, Pelican PBYs would be hilarious.

On the other, my grandfather flew those and I'm not sure he'd appreciate being made an animu fairy.

>> No.42114496

>>42114440
The flying boat that Akitsushima uses.

>> No.42114510

>>42114370
Small time

>> No.42114520

Is there any way to get Nippon carrier or better yet our carrier better aircraft? I don't think PF has mentioned dedicated upgrades outside of strapping Ari and Bongo down wit Hellfire radar.

>> No.42114521

>>42114440
Taitei Chan, aka the type 2 flying boat

>>42114469
Of course, the linework is unmistakable

>>42114480
absolutely not

>> No.42114523

>>42114466
>falconer carrier

Ark Royal. Actual falcons were the bird of the high nobility, after all.

>> No.42114530

>>42114490
>Lets ask Iwo if she wants to surrender.

>> No.42114531

>>42114440

Taitei-chan!

>> No.42114533

>>42114490
>Lets ask Iwo if she wants to surrender.
On the one hand: it'd be interesting to see if they're still alive.
On the other: the Abyssals haven't surrendered before, and what happened last time we picked up a phone with Abyssals on the other end?

>> No.42114537

>>42114462
It's Battletech, a couple of millimeters of armour can stop hyper-velocity railgun shots.

>> No.42114538

>>42114482
Really? My assaults were fucking godlike. 63 missions and not a single dead assault.

My fucking medics, on the other hand....

>> No.42114543

Hey, Naka, have any of the girls on base seen the Arpeggio of Blue Steel anime? How are the characters received by their counterparts (those who've come back, at least)?

>> No.42114553

>>42114496
But just think, PBYs used to be used to reapply subs (I think) so imagine a flock SURROUNDING Harder (if he's alive)

>> No.42114566

>>42114533
They got Told.

Now, I'm positive we blew up the actual phone on the other end, along with the rest of the radar post.

>> No.42114567

>>42114543
Arpeggio of blue cosplay a shit

>> No.42114576

>>42114523
If that's the Case, Langley would come back as a pigeoner. She actually used those for communication.

As Built, Lexington and Saratoga were fitted with pigeon-handling facilities too.

>> No.42114578

>>42114462
Armor scaling in battletech doesn't handle multi-hex designs very well.
That armor is thick as fuck. It doesn't matter though because a TAC is gonna blow the bins anyways.

>> No.42114586

>>42114543
If anyone has, it's probably the destroyers.Sometimes I hear them talking about things--themselves?--that don't really track. I've been a bit busy, but I've always meant to give it a look. If nothing else, it'd keep my reference game on point.

>> No.42114596

>>42114578
>CASE in all hull locations.

RTFM.

>> No.42114601

>>42114538
They never die, but if like the last muton on the map runs two overwatches and takes his last shot it'll hit the assault for 9 damage every fucking time.

The only exception so far is PVT Friendly who is a fucking man and a half and solos double outsider activations without a scratch.

>> No.42114607

>>42114537
>millimeters of armor stopping anything worse than splinters

I thought you said Battletech, not Skylark.

>> No.42114617

>>42114607
Welcome. To. Battletech.

It plays *very* loose with physics.

>> No.42114619

>>42114323
>UFO:Enemy BETA
I know how I'm wasting my weekend!
>>42114482
>>42114538
>>42114601
>Playing the remake
The interface is shiny, but it lost all the Fun.

>> No.42114620

>>42114596
The bins still go, dude.
They just don't take the rest of the ship with them.

>> No.42114629

>>42114619
>The interface is shiny, but it lost all the Fun.

That's what the Long War mod is for.

>> No.42114633

>>42114490
>Lets ask Iwo if she wants to surrender.

Two words: Propaganda leaflets

>> No.42114636

>>42114619
No, Long War brought back the "Fun" all the oldcom fags whine about.

And by "Fun" I mean "Flagrant masochism" .

>> No.42114643

>>42114619
>Not playing Long War

Tons of Fun here man.

>> No.42114648

>>42114617
>>42114607
The funny thing is it's actually based on an old naval wargame.

>> No.42114652

>>42114601
Mutons are a bitch.

The real bane are the motherfucking thin mans though. Crits to soldiers on full cover, crits to soldiers on full cover everywhere.

>> No.42114654

>>42114586
But Yukikaze is the only destroyer that has a mental model. The rest are all either I-400 subs or at least heavy cruisers.

>> No.42114667

>>42114619
>The interface is shiny, but it lost all the Fun.
>implying fun isn't an incredibly subjective buzzword

>> No.42114679

>>42114636
Long War is even worse than oldcom because it's an intentional, coherently spergy vision of bullshit

>> No.42114688

>>42114652
Hit & Run + Aggression scouts with laser smgs and stupid mobility solved my thin mint problem real good

>> No.42114690

>>42114667
I think he means "fun" in the Dwarf Fortress sense, anon.

>> No.42114692

>>42114533
Except that was when the Abyssals were at a point of strength.

The most likely course will be a long string of eldrich curse words on how next time it'll be different.

Really bombing Iwo seems to be a bad idea.
Iwo can't exactly just vanish into the sea like actual Abyssal ships.

Right now we literally have whatever is on her trapped.

We can constantly patrol around the island with planes, keep her main airfields constantly under repair and then send in Marines to storm the place once more.

If there's some sort of commanding influence in it, capturing it alive, or even dead, would be a great intel boon.

>> No.42114694

>>42114679
So, Oldcom in a nutshell then.

>> No.42114700

>>42114648
No it's not.

>>42114654
Vampire was given one.

>>42114636
newcom is shit and mods won't save it

>> No.42114711

>>42112933
>You squint at her. “Are we talking Jaws or that professional asshole of memetic fame?”

>> No.42114712

>>42114654
Maybe it was just them being... them again. For about a week after a new girl rolls in, they all get obsessed and follow her around in a gaggle. I think Arizona's still getting it, judging by the fact that Inazuma is wearing spurs.

>> No.42114718

>>42114448
Go home bait!

>> No.42114721

>>42114692
Yeah. We NEED to learn where these bastards are coming from, how they operate, their logistics

>> No.42114724

>>42114692
>then send in Marines to storm the place once more.
There's an idea. Send in Marines for a live capture.

>> No.42114726

>>42114690
The DF sense of fun was never about banging your head against the wall, anon.
It was more about setting goals for yourself, intentionally being an idiot, and laughing when your plans inevitably fuck up and everyone dies.

>> No.42114727

>>42114667

>> No.42114729

Let us all pray that Tinian Princess never becomes a thing.

>> No.42114735

Dohoho I found a nicely made abyssal.

>> No.42114742

>>42114726
>The DF sense of fun was never about banging your head against the wall
We're not talking about the same DF then.

>> No.42114745

>>42114711
>not knowing cardcrusher
newfag pls

>> No.42114747

>>42114718
...what?

>> No.42114753

>>42114694

not really, since it keeps newcom's combat mechanics. Basically take everything bad about newcom, then the absolute shit-wrecking difficulty of oldcom, stuff them in one shitty, buggy mod, and you have longwar.

I played it for like, two hours before I figured out how to break it.

>> No.42114758

>>42114619
OH YEAH!

SO MUCH FUCKING FUN OVER HERE!

I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN!

>> No.42114761

You meet her stare evenly – Naka's a big girl and just as capable as assessing the facts, (and nothing but the facts) as you are. And she watched the depth-charge counter-attack on the drone-cam when you did, too. “No contact yet. Hasn't checked in, hasn't responded to queries.” You shrug. “A few hours is about forty-five short of 'considered overdue' however, so, eh.”

Naka nods. “True. I'm sure he's fine. Deep water out there, all those enemy ships to dive under, the noise of his sinking victim – et cet-era~” she says with a little lilt. “Or maybe some angry destroyers are keeping him pinned down so he can't make more mischief. A Netherlands sub pulled that on me, once – took a swipe at me and missed. Admiral had me and my destroyer division pin him down, and while we were busy the Americans snuck in the back gate and nailed the convoy we were trying to protect.” She shakes her head sadly. “Never enough destroyers, as usual.”

You lean back as best you can in the stiff-backed cheap plastic office chair – only the best for the flag-rank fuckers like yourself, eh? “Naka, I know I'm strung-out, but if I leave “Americans sneaking in my back gate” lying there, Harder's gonna kill me for it when he gets back.”

Naka smiles. “Have you had lunch yet?”

“Kongou brought some.”

>> No.42114770

>>42114700
Crix is shit and shitposting won't save it

>> No.42114788

>>42114758
What in the actual fuck.

...how many months in is that?

>> No.42114797

>>42114700
...hnngh

>> No.42114799

>>42114753
If you only played two hours, you haven't seen *shit* about LW. That's not even enough time for the airgame to really rape you in the ass.

>> No.42114800

>>42114761
>Naka's a big girl
for you

>> No.42114808

>>42114761
>Naka's a big girl

FOR YOU

>> No.42114809

>>42114633
Remember, we are not firebombing Hiroshima!

>> No.42114812

Naka's head swivels slowly to bear on Goto, who's staring blankly into the bright glow of a tablet as Kongou bumps a frosted donut against his cheek encouragingly. She's got one arm twined tightly with her Admiral's, and another wrapped protectively around the donut box. As you watch, Kongou steals a suspicious, narrow look at Hate and clenches her box a little closer before returning to her fruitless ministrations.

“... ah. Shall I pick something up, then?”

“That'd help.” You pick up your coffee again, but the cup's travel is interrupted by the flat silver shape of a hip flask. You follow the black-gloved hand gripping it up the arm to the owner, and give Naka a squint.

“Shall I spice it up?”

You blink.

“Uh. Sure, I guess-”

The sound of stainless steel crumpling is a lot brighter and tinnier than you would've expected. Naka's chin slices upwards as she gives you the full Card Crusher.

“You... you set me up for that,” you say blankly.

“Yep!” Naka says brightly. She tosses the empty flask away, spins on her heel, and to your utter horror she actually *giggles* before almost skipping out of the room. You look down at the little ball of metal, with no doubts as to where the contents went. You fish out another sheet of paper and begin scribbling:

“Things Settle Learned Today:”
1. Shipgirls can get tipsy.
2. Abyssals can talk.

>> No.42114814

>>42114799

Right, I stopped playing it because it was bad.

Xenonauts is far superior.

>> No.42114815

>>42114758
No wonder we canonically lost the war.

>> No.42114821

>>42114809
Nah, we'll just nuke it

>> No.42114828

>>42114761
>>42114800
For yDAMMIT

>> No.42114829

>>42114742
>We're not talking about the same DF then.
Yeah I am. Unless you get those orc "fuck you here siege first winter" mods or intentionally play like an idiot, you can survive on plump helmets and protect yourself with a trap hallway pretty much indefinitely.

>>42114761
>Naka's a big girl
How about we don't

>> No.42114839

>>42114788
IT'S MARCH!

FUN!
U
N
!

>> No.42114841

>>42114812
>2. Abyssals can talk.

>> No.42114847

“Hey.”

“You said that already!”

The scratchy voices are coming through your dented headset. You fumble with the controls and turn up the volume, trying to place the voice-

“You're pretty.”

“You said that already too.”

- Akagi.

“I like your eyes.

“They're brown,” Akagi says a bit dubiously.

“Brown is warm,” the voice replies. “Like bread. Warm bread. Soft. Soft-”

“WH-WHWHERE ARE YOU T-T-TOUCHING!?”

That's enough to make you set your pencil down and look up at the displays, where Akagi's personal camera feed is bouncing about in agitation. The gun-director of Mustin is more informative – the operator is zooming in very carefully on the large man in the rumpled flight suit as he dreamily nuzzles his head into Akagi's ample bosom. She's carrying him bridal-style and trying to hoist her morphine'd charge as far away as possible as Fitzgerald's gig takes its suspiciously slow time reaching her for the hand-off.

“Wow,” an unfamiliar male voice opines, fuzzily heard through someone else's mic. “She's not too experienced with the fellas, isn't she?”

>> No.42114855

>>42114814
See, it's Exactly the kind of spiked unlubed dildo assrape that you oldcom fags lament losing.

You'd love it if you could stop fellating your withered u p old nostalgia cock for a few minutes.

>> No.42114866

>>42114828
You're in the memester's lair now, Naka-chan.

>> No.42114874

>>42114812
>staring blankly into the bright glow of a tablet as Kongou bumps a frosted donut against his cheek encouragingly
cute

>> No.42114875

>Don't link to 4chan because there is a porn board on 4chan that violates our two-clicks rule

lol

>> No.42114888 [SPOILER] 

A small, whimpering sound is heard, which he apparently takes as an affirmative. “Yeah, can't blame her though. They don't even let boys talk to girls over there until they prove their honor by slapping a polecat on the nuts with a willow-branch or some shi- thing like that I guess.” A huff of impatience. “Hey, since your... hull isn't in the water... I think... think I could pick this up to ten knots?”

Another whimper, a little fainter.

“Neat. Sing out of the spray drenches your backside, I'll sling you over my shoulder-”

The whimper has faded to a squeak of such high pitch you can scarcely tell it sounded at all.

“Oh, hurt your middle? How strong are your legs?”

The faint, ragged breath of the microphone's proper owner is suddenly absent, a conspicuous silence in its wake.

“Think you could grip my waist with 'em?”

*Utter* silence, like the absence of crashing waves when a tsunami sucks the tide out to sea.

“No problem. You can ride on my shoulders if you want, I'll just hold your legs to steady you-”

Flipping through camera feeds at lightspeed with your little remote, you finally find a feed from Shiranui's camera, who is apparently watching the display from nearby. Northampton has once again taken Hornet under tow – and Hornet doesn't seem sure what to say about it.

In fact, judging from her hue, you're not sure she's *breathing.*

[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.
[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42114897

>>42114814
>Xenonauts is far superior
It's pretty good and more similar to oldcom, but it's nowhere near perfect.

>> No.42114898

>>42114888
>pic

gwhhgehwogbfhkjag

>> No.42114917

>>42114888
>Northhampton takes Hornet under tow
>again

>> No.42114927

>>42114866
>and they're all gay for some reason

YUP, THAT'S /fit/ ALRIGHT

>> No.42114929

>>42114888
>[X] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42114930

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42114932

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42114933

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?
keks

>> No.42114936

>>42114888
>[x] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

Not. A. Word.

>> No.42114938

>>42114888
>[x] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>> No.42114946

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42114951

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42114954

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42114955

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.
But do watch carefully, Settle.

>> No.42114956

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.
Kekkest of keks, and a nice picture as well!

>> No.42114962

>>42114888
[X] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42114963

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42114969

>>42114888
>[x] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?
Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more

>> No.42114972

>>42114888
There's just something about North's visage that makes my heart go dokidoki.

>> No.42114975

>>42114888
>[X] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42114976

>>42114888
>[x] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.
>That pic
Northampton makin moves!

Based Northampton.

>> No.42114979

>>42114888
>[x] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42114981

>[X] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42114984

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

I've waited all week for this option.

>> No.42114985

>>42114812
>Kongou bumps a frosted donut against his cheek encouragingly
God damn it, I choked.
>She's got one arm twined tightly with her Admiral's, and another wrapped protectively around the donut box.
Wait, if she's got one arm in his and the other on the box... THEN WHO WAS DONUT

>> No.42114986

>>42114724
Yes UNLEASH THE HATE.

Besides Iwo Jima was a pain in the ass to bomb the first time around, unless you're packing a ton of bunker buster bombs there's still enough bunkers and caves to keep the place from being completely cleared.

>> No.42114988

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

Such a clearly embarrassed Hornet is reward enough for me.

>> No.42114991

>>42114897

Nah. Having to mod to breach the sides of UFOs is pretty shitty, but oh well. It's still way better than Longwar.

>> No.42114993

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?
It better be something along the lines of "git sum"

>> No.42114997

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115005

>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42115006

>>42114888

>other
[x]Press the record button on our Hook

>> No.42115009

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42115021

>>42114888
>[x] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42115022

>>42114888
>[x ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

Time for some After Action Trolling.

Though Goto is the master of this art here.

>> No.42115023

>>42114888
>This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

Settle troll mode activate! probably a bad idea but its not like we got the opportunity for a Hornet Route anyway!

>> No.42115024

>>42114972
He does have those rugged good looks. Definitely husbando material.

n-no homo...

>> No.42115025

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115030

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115032

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42115033

>>42114888
>[x] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy - Hornet's had a rough day too.

As someone who lives within spitting distance of Noho, I am more than eager to see these events unfolding. Pissing into the wind with my vote but eh. Props to Pixelfag's art too, he looks like any one of the innumerable hipsters that sprout like mushrooms here in the Valley.

>> No.42115038

>>42114985
>Wait, if she's got one arm in his and the other on the box... THEN WHO WAS DONUT

Obviously~

>> No.42115041

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115042

>>42115006
This. This is all we have to do. We don't say anything we just let it happen and you know show it to her/everyone else at a very, very good time

>> No.42115044

>>42114917

Then suddenly torpedo bombers

>> No.42115051

>>42115024
very homo.

I would be inclined to turn gay for northampton.

>> No.42115054

Read along for a few threads but, and this will probably end horribly, how... do... youdogreentext

>> No.42115058

>>42114888
>[x ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115060

>[x] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115061

>>42114420
>cruise missiles
Wait, that's FedSuns.
NAIS, right?

>> No.42115068

>>42115033
>Props to Pixelfag's art too, he looks like any one of the innumerable hipsters that sprout like mushrooms here in the Valley.

I TOLD HIM IT WAS PERFECT

I FUCKING TOLD HIM IT WAS PERFECT

10/10 DRAWFAg

>> No.42115073

>[X] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115077

>>42114888
>[x] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115079

>>42114888
>Introduce ourselves

"USS Northampton, this is Admiral Russ Settle. Good to have you back with us. We’ll have a briefing and coffee for you back at base. Oh, and mind where you're holding the lady while you have her under tow; try not to touch any of her delicate bits unless you want her planting her boot in your delicate bits. Settle out."

>> No.42115080

>>42115038
>>Wait, if she's got one arm in his and the other on the box... THEN WHO WAS DONUT
>Obviously~

Oh.

AHAHAhA.

Oh Kongou.

>> No.42115082

>>42115054
>
>
>>>>
>

>> No.42115083 [DELETED] 

>>42115054
SPACEBATTLES

LEAVE

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42115089

>>42115038
C
U
T
E

>> No.42115091

>>42114888
>[x] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated buisness at the best of times - better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeeh?

Awesome pic Pixel!

>> No.42115097

>>42115068
>>42115033
Now we need to find some British cruisers so his planes can attack those too.

>> No.42115099

>>42115054

Bro...

>> No.42115102

>>42115054
>Read along for a few threads but, and this will probably end horribly, how... do... youdogreentext

The ">" makes it green if it's the first thing on a line.

omfg spacebattles REEEEEE etc.

>> No.42115104

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115105

>>42114888
>[x] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115112

>>42114888
>[ ] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.
Be a bro, not an asshole

>> No.42115117

>>42115051
n-NO! I'm NOT that kind of gay! No! He's just a very good looking gentleman, whose physique I'm admiring!

>> No.42115122

>>42115068
I simply ask that he eventually gets an acoustic guitar, or ends up doing theater or something, then it will be complete.

>> No.42115124

>>42115097
>planes

Yeah, in addition to the British cruiser incident, they accounted for a Val at Pearl Harbor. His... planes. There will be more of them, later.

>> No.42115126

>>42115054
>he can't into greentext
>laughing_oldfags.jpg

>> No.42115130

>>42114888
...heh.

Knock 'em dead, killer.

>> No.42115133

>>42115112
>>42115083
>>42115099

>> No.42115136

>>42115054
>lurk moar fgt

>> No.42115142

>>42115054
Lurk more

>> No.42115144

>>42114888
>[x] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42115149

>>42115054

> to green text one line at a time.
You seriously should lurk more or do a damn google search. We're not here to spoon-feed you.

>> No.42115167

>>42115149
>super secret /tg/ club

>>>>/a/

>> No.42115170

Faaaaaaat

>> No.42115174

>>42114888

I wish we could see the expression on Shiranui's face right now.

>> No.42115175

>>42115149
>thanks to everyone who was polite, and honestly, spoons are delicious

>> No.42115177

>>42114888
>[x] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

Save the jokes for when we know for sure there's no Abyssals in the area.

>> No.42115178

>>42115054
It's a setting you need to change on your computer - Go into system32 and find a file called boot.ini, then change the file extension to .bat and reboot.

>> No.42115179

>>42115130
....Naka, why do you have 20.3s in that pic. God know your slender hull can't mount that kind of equipment in real life.

>> No.42115181

>Long War
Fails to solve the underlying issues with Neo X-Com: No basebuilding or base combat. Limited selection of static maps. Lack of TU flexibility.
Taking UFO and polishing the UI (making overwatch settings persist properly, highlighting movement limits, streamline loadout management, etc) would have been perfect. X-Com took the dumbing down too far.

>>42114888
>[X] Just let well enough alone and introduce ourselves to the new guy – Hornet's had a rough day too.

>> No.42115182

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115192

>>42115133

fuck i laaaaffed

>> No.42115194

>>42115167
Hey hey at least we aren't /co/ or /b/

>> No.42115198

>>42115149
>educate yourself shitlord
please die
>>42114888
[X] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?
>>42115038
Well that's certainly better than her being a secret abyssal with a FREAKY THIRD ARM.

>> No.42115207

>>42114888
Haha! Another pic that was made months ago for KCQ, much like Northampton himself! I don't have anything immediate any time soon BUT I can leave you guys with a work in progress of something for the time being.

>> No.42115209

>>42115194
At least we aren't /pol/ and thank god we're all /d/

>> No.42115211

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115213

>>42115167
>I learned how to spoiler by seriously googling " how to spoiler on 4chan" for 3 minutes
BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR A DAY
LIGHT A MAN ON FIFE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

>> No.42115217

>>42115179
If you were going to paint a dramatic picture of a warrior vessel going out to sea, wouldn't you, ahem, touch up her armament to make it look worth firing?

>> No.42115219

>>42115177
That's just it after a hellish engagement like that lame puns are exactly what's needed

>> No.42115222

[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115225

>>42115167
>implying /a/ has not become a newfag spoonfeeder lately
Remember when /a/ was good?

>> No.42115227

>>42115079
I'm for something like this. We get a nudge on Hornet, without having Hornet smash in our delicate bits when she's recovered. Best of both worlds.

>> No.42115229

>>42115054
Goddamn, you do just one post with just one line of text, and you grab so many people.

>> No.42115235

>>42115174

>> No.42115239

>>42115207
>HornetConfessionScene.png

Why does kancolle have to be a stupid RNGesus simulator and not some sort of Fire-emblem esqu tactical game?

>> No.42115244

>>42115054
http://www.4chan.org/faq#quote

>> No.42115245

>>42114888
>[X] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115246

>>42115207
Hornet is also Cute

>> No.42115248

>>42115225

nope.

>> No.42115250

>>42115207
>months

>> No.42115256

>>42115170
Shit, that's right

Threadly reminder that Lexington is stacked.

>> No.42115258

>>42115207
some cute shit right here

>> No.42115259

>>42115207
>"Northhampton, I..."

>> No.42115263

>>42115207
A QT

Q
T

>> No.42115267

>>42115207
>Another pic
you are amazing, Pixelfag.

>> No.42115275

>>42114888
>[ ] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?
YOU ACT ALL MOPPY "WAH LEAVE ME TO DIE" THEN WE ALL GET OFF FINE
YEAH NAH, YOU GETTING SHIT

>> No.42115276

VOTES CALLED TOOT TOOT

>>42115198

Nah, I liked the 2-action system in Newcom. Worked well enough for D&D 3.5, hard to beat a provem formula. But Long War? Fuck me son that game's long enough already! What I love about Xenonauts is how it is 90% polish on the original game (massive UI improvements that make the TU system much more usable, the "sighting reports" that explicitly implement eyewitness sightings/ground observers that was hinted at with the score graphs in the original game, etc.) Most drastic was the air war - NewCom GUTTED a huge aspect of the tactical and strategic management by simplifying the fucking air combat to something you can't even call a minigame. blarledfjdlsfk

writin

>> No.42115280

>>42115250
>KCQ started in January

>> No.42115281

>>42115207

Pixel, Hnnngh.

Have you drawn more of the IJN shipgirls?

>> No.42115283

>>42115256
If you're going to say she's stacked, actually post the picture of her stacks.

>> No.42115295

>>42115225
>implying /a/ is good more than 1% of the time.

>>42115239
easier/cheaper to make, no skill barrier.

>> No.42115296

>>42115167
>I want to encourage people to be lazy and not put in any effort
psssh

>> No.42115297

>>42115239
I dunno there's one of the Starter DDs in a selection menu that makes it look like a TRPG like Final Fantasy Tactics or something. I'd play the shit out of Kanmusu Tactics.

>> No.42115298

>>42115276

Don't forget about the locals shootin' at the aliums too.

>> No.42115299

>>42114888
>[x] This is far, far, FAR too important to sit idly by. Towing is a delicate and complicated business at the best of times – better weigh in with your opinion, eh? Eeeeeeh?

>> No.42115300

>>42115207
Once again it is proven:

Hornet is cute.

>> No.42115303

>>42115213

Please do not abuse the quotation feature.

>> No.42115304

>>42115217
...so you're saying you pad your bra.

>> No.42115313

>>42115280
yeah, i just cant believe planefag actually was able to plan that long

>> No.42115318

>>42115304
...

>> No.42115319

>try not to touch any of her delicate bits unless you want her planting her boot in your delicate bits. Unless she gives you the go ahead of course. Settle out."

>> No.42115322

>>42115297
>I'd play the shit out of Kanmusu Tactics.
That is all I'd want. I can't stand Kancolle because it's pure RNG, but if it was actually a tactical game I'd fucking *love* it.

>> No.42115325

>>42115276
Late here but I deliver! Planefag! I would like to introduce someone who got me inspired from the last thread. May I introduce to you the latest Ship-sloot!

>> No.42115333

>>42115239
>>42115297
If only

>> No.42115334

>>42115276
but why are you saying this to me I didn't say anything about xcom planefag are you okay

I mean yeah okay I'll take that into consideration and put xenonauts on my to-do list but what

>> No.42115337

>>42115207

Pic title needs to be "Every convo with Hamp EVER.png"

>> No.42115340

>>42115207
OH GOD, THE CUTE

>> No.42115345

>>42115207
hornet a qt

>> No.42115355

>>42115325
>swayback

AND

HOOOOOW

>> No.42115360

>>42115303
This is the most horrible image i've seen so far today

>> No.42115364

>>42115225
it was good?
>>42115325
HOT DAMN, CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN.

>> No.42115367

>>42115213

ahaha.

>> No.42115369

>>42115325
you the real MVP

>> No.42115370

>>42115325
...no wonder she's got back problems.

>> No.42115375

>>42115325
tell toorops he did a nice job

>> No.42115380

>>42115333
Shipsluts have no god

>> No.42115384

>>42115355
>HOOOOOW
take the AC/20 off a Hunchback

>> No.42115385

>>42115334
>and put xenonauts on my to-do list but what

GET

OUT

>>42115360
>This is the most horrible image i've seen so far today

I TRY

>> No.42115386

>>42115198
Or a nice hat.

>> No.42115388

>>42115325
Is she wearing nothing under those overalls?

>> No.42115391

>>42115325
S W A Y B A C K
W
A
Y
B
A
C
K

>> No.42115395

>>42115318

Those are some perky pads. where did you get them?

>> No.42115399

>>42115325
SWAYYYYY

>> No.42115405

>>42115325
>latest Ship-sloot!
YES

>> No.42115417

>>42115385
Well, if you insist. It's not like I just got back after being away from your threads for three years or anything. Bye!

>> No.42115418

>>42115334
PLAY XCOM
THEN PLAY ENEMY WITHIN
THEN PLAY LONG WAR
ONLY THEN CAN YOU AVOID THE GAS CHAMBERS

>> No.42115425

>>42115325

>> No.42115439

>>42115281
Not particularly, as frankly there's more than enough art of the IJN girls elsewhere. Someone's gotta represent the USN girls!

>>42115325
Also dat swayback sway tho.

>> No.42115440

>>42115395
Good night, Anon.

>> No.42115448

>>42115325
Inb4 she's bombarding Iwo Jima again RIGHT NOW

>> No.42115450

So, anyone wanna start the betting pool on when we confirm Hornet and Northampton are dating?

>> No.42115451

>>42115418
Fuck off Kaneda, Long War is literally the worst thing since Hitler and you're a fucking faggot for enjoying it. I mean, you're a fucking faggot regardless, but still. Hokay, juden out.

>> No.42115455

>>42115388
She's wearing what the Good Lord gave her, anon.

And when He saw what He gave her, He called it Good.

>> No.42115462

>>42115355
>>42115364
>>42115369
>>42115370
>>42115448
>>42115439
>>42115425
>>42115405
>>42115399
>>42115391

I kinda invisined her to be more of a Milf than a younger woman. Seeing that the real ship saw everything and lived though it. hell, Salt Lake might be the few ship-sloots about to handle Sammy B seeing that she might have been the one to teach her all her tricks. That or at least be able to take the beating from her.
>>42115375
will do
>>42115388
I'm leaving that up to you

>> No.42115467

>>42115440
Break is legs!

>> No.42115480

>>42115450
Literally an hour

>> No.42115483

>>42115451
+1, but with even more swearing.

>> No.42115485

>>42115325
She seems overly fanservicy.

That and we don't need another out of control meme.... but it's too late.

>> No.42115497

OH GOD ALL THE OLDFAGS ARE BACK ALL IS LOST

>> No.42115503

>>42115325
>>42115283
>>42115256
M Y
Y

D I C K
I
C
K

>> No.42115519

>>42115497

Go get some newfags then?

>>42115503

Damn it anon not here, you'll stain the thread!

>> No.42115534

>>42115207
PIXEL YOU GOD

I worship you

>> No.42115536

>>42115418
>playing Long War

I'll take the gas chamber instead.

>> No.42115539

>>42115283
>actually post the picture of her stacks

>> No.42115545

>>42115485
Swayback IS fanservice-y though.

Shes like Northamptons sexy older cousin from out west.

>> No.42115549

>>42115325
SHE RETURNS!

Salt Lake City; the patron ship or the terminal lance, has returned to show her true lack of fucks.

>> No.42115550

>>42115207
Damn, Hornet A Cute in color. She's got beautiful gray eyes.

>> No.42115561

>>42115068
But does he know about hipsters yet

>> No.42115563

I might as well hop on the bandwagon. Not a 'Murrican though, and i havent gotten to giving her rigging yet.

>> No.42115573

>>42115539
>the fucking stack just towering against the sky

calling all drawfags

someone do a FAT STACK in silhouette

>> No.42115602

>>42115563
>Eyes
Otherwise, it's pretty good!

>> No.42115604

>>42115563
So a work in progress? it still looks good so far.

>> No.42115629

Rate my Battleship

>> No.42115630

>>42115563
oh god those eyes

>> No.42115639

>>42115539
STACKED

>> No.42115640

>>42115462
>I kinda invisined her to be more of a Milf than a younger woman.
Same.

>captcha is boats
>it knows

>> No.42115646

>>42115545
Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist, a decade after the end of the series.

>>42115563
Shame she's probably an Abyssal.

>> No.42115649

>>42115563
You might want to redo the eyes though, they are WAY too big.

>> No.42115650

>>42115629
>two turrets in the rear

NO
O

>> No.42115659

>>42115629
What program?

>> No.42115665

>>42115629

Needs superfiring turrets in the front


WHAT IS THIS ANON!?I NEED THIS!

>> No.42115666

>>42115629
>what torpedo belt
>only six secondaries
>who needs aa gunz amirite

son

>> No.42115667

>>42115629
midwar / 10

>> No.42115669

>>42115629
>two aft four-gun 16"
Nani?

>> No.42115671

>>42115602
>>42115604
>>42115630
late stage wip, and ill redo the eyes since everyone keeps bitching about it.

>> No.42115672

>>42115629
>two aft guns

oh shit nigger, what are you doing

>> No.42115674

>>42115545
I'd like to think there's a line that shouldn't be crossed in shipgirl designs (undamaged, with damaged, anything goes), I think naked overalls crosses it.

>> No.42115675

>>42115629
What am I looking at?

>> No.42115679 [SPOILER] 

>>42115519
Ooyodo pls.

>> No.42115680

>>42115629
Bigger stacks

>> No.42115681

>>42115650
>>42115629
Ain't that just a Normandie?

>> No.42115689

>>42115659
Rule the Waves by NWS.

Bring coal if you decide to pick it up, it's the other kind of steam powered

>> No.42115694

>>42115629
>Short range

Just give her another one or two thousand tons for at least medium range, for fuck's sake. You're playing France, not Austria-Hungary.

>> No.42115696

>>42115674
but SLC was canonically worn threadbare and was completely used up by the end of the war

>> No.42115701

>>42115674
Doesn't the repair ship rock naked overalls?

>> No.42115704

>>42115681
Nope, Normandie has too many secondaries compared to the self-designed bb "liberte".

>> No.42115715

>>42115681
>>42115629
Leave it to the french to put two turrets in the back.

I assume the idea is to fire while you retreat at flank speed?

>> No.42115737

>>42115715

Its not retreating its advancing to the rearrrr

>> No.42115739

>>42115629
>liberte
>te
ITS FRENCH
THE TWO AFT GUNS ARE IF THE SURRENDER FAILS

>> No.42115742

>>42115701
IIRC she doesn't and her summer one has an apron over a bikini.

>> No.42115745

>>42115715
Ah, a true coward's ship!

>> No.42115747

>>42115629
>French BB
>Two turrets aft to fight while retreating

>> No.42115748

>>42115629
You seriously don't have either fore or aft superimposed turrets researched?

I think you need to shoot some scientists por encourager les autres.

>> No.42115749

>>42115715
And then it evolves so the ship has the largest flagline ever, to display the largest white flag ever

>> No.42115753

>>42115666
>>who needs aa gunz amirite

WWI-era, not WWII.

>> No.42115758

>>42115629
>Armament rear

HERP

>6 single 6"ers in gunhouses

DERP

>90 Rounds per gun
HERPADERPADOO

>Godawful armouring scheme
>What is angling >What is all-or-nothing

>> No.42115772

>>42115629
>>42115748

>other people play Rule The Waves

I don't know why this surprises me as much as it does.

>>42115758
>>Godawful armouring scheme
>>What is angling >What is all-or-nothing
It is entirely possible he hadn't researched those yet.

>> No.42115773

>>42115715
Weight distribution. This is before the era of superimposed guns. Only the Germans and the Austrians were doing it at that point.

>> No.42115775

>>42115696
Still not an excuse and she'd be hard to take seriously in the story (or made to put some clothes on)

>> No.42115783

>>42115758
It has all or nothing. Note the lack of extended belt or deck armor.

>> No.42115791

>>42115701
Found this. Closest thing to it.

>> No.42115800

>>42115775
We have a carrier running around in a loincloth with no underwear and a thin shirt with presumably no bra on

like

nigger

>> No.42115806

>>42115772
Don’t play it myself until my next paycheck, but I am helping Grey Hunter and a bunch of goons run France into the ground.

>> No.42115816

>>42115773
Yanks were doing it too.

The British and Russians avoided it because they thought superimposition would cause blast damage to the turrets, not because they couldn't.

>> No.42115831

>>42115806
ELAN or bust

>> No.42115842

>>42115783
Unless I'm misreading "Normal" coverage, I don't think that's what the extended sections mean.

>> No.42115843

>>42115816
British Engineering.txt

>> No.42115861

>>42115773
>Normandie

Er, by the time the Normandie was drawn up, *every* navy had adopted superimposition.

>> No.42115871

>>42115831
The destroyer swarms we're fielding now are ELAN as fuck.

Plus we finally got triple turrets. We might be able to make dreadnought that don't suck now.

>> No.42115881

>>42115674
>shimakaze
anything goes anon anything

>> No.42115907

>>42115800
it's a dress at least and she's native american based.

>>42115881
I forgot about her.... and she's the one one that goes that far.... in fact if not for that, I doubt anyone'd care.

>> No.42115910

>>42115753
>45,000ton BB in the WW1 era

This triggers me so goddamn hard, you know that?

>> No.42115919

>>42115910

SuperBB

>> No.42115927

>>42115907
>its a dress

"no"

>> No.42115933

>>42115881
As a filthy filthy tertiary, what the fuck is with the little turret things?

>> No.42115934

>>42115842
You are. "Normal coverage" means you haven’t gone with a narrow belt. The way the game represents all-or-nothing is by building a ship with no belt extended, no deck extended, and the flat deck on top of belt armor scheme. Only works after you've researched all-or-nothing, though; before then, you're just saving weight in exchange for a higher risk of losing the ship to progressive flooding.

>> No.42115946

>>42115910

Hood weighed about the same Anon.

>> No.42115963

>>42115946
not in 1920 she didnt

>> No.42115966

>>42115919
The Largest Superdreadnoughts fielded in the WW1 era didn't even scratch 30,000 tons. It's double the size of anything anyone fielded at the time.

Jesus christ what the fuck.

>>42115946
Hood wasn't completed until well after the war ended and other superdesigns were clogging up every Navy's wet dreams.

>> No.42115980

>>42115933
She was one of the few Japanese DDs with Duel DP guns, so they are rather unique in a IJN kind of way. That and the artist wanted to make her design as crazy as possible.

>> No.42115985

>>42115966
Well, Nevada weighed 30,000 tons in 1916

>> No.42116015

>>42115985
Barely.

That said, this all depends on whether we're using pre- or -post Washington measures of displacement, and which version our sources are using, too.

>> No.42116022

>>42115881
>That thong

That is like half the reason kan colle is so popular.

>> No.42116027

>>42115980
Uh...no? They had a decent DP gun in the 10cm Type 98.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_cm/65_Type_98_naval_gun

>> No.42116047

>>42116027
protip

it was just as shit as all of the other Japanese AA guns

>> No.42116082

>>42115980
But why do they have flotation rings?
And arms?

>> No.42116111

>>42116027
Was only installed on a handful of ships and wore itself out after a pathetic number of shots.

"Good for Japanese AA" isn't saying much.

>>42116082
Because it's motherfucking kawaii, nigga.

>> No.42116114

>>42116082
>flotation rings
otherwise they would sink
>arms
To swim

>> No.42116158

>>42116111
well yeah but it actually had the muzzle velocity and rotation speed to be worth a fuck.

their HA 12.7cms were a joke and lets not even talk about the shitty hotchkiss 25mm clone they used for close range AAA.

>> No.42116169

>>42116022
it's more it got people's attention, it's Kongou and others that made sustained popularity.

>> No.42116187

>>42116114
I can't argue with that.

>> No.42116194

>>42115933
Her lobotomized love slaves.

>> No.42116199

>>42116027
>One shortcoming of the gun was that it had a service life of only 350-400 effective full charges, as a result of the high muzzle velocity.

Jesus Christ Japan, I know you loved your torpedoes a lot more, but would that even last a single air raid?

>> No.42116203

>>42116169
Thongou dess

>> No.42116221

>>42116194
"I...I didn't want to shoot at you Captain Blaskowitz"

>> No.42116222

>>42116194
Nooooooooope.

>> No.42116232

Someone on Sufficient Velocity made this.

>> No.42116234

>>42116194
Kids are cruel Jack.

>> No.42116240

>>42116158
>Hotchkiss 25mm
>HOTCHKISSSSSSSSSSSS

FRENCHY LICENSED WEAPONS ARE FORBIDDEN!

>> No.42116243

>>42116232
SV's in on this too?

>> No.42116244

>>42116221
>"I...I didn't want to shoot at you Admiral"
Fixed

>> No.42116255

>>42116232
>sssshhh just feel the targets Willie

>> No.42116261

>>42116232
What the fuck is wrong with here eyes?

It's willie D and the IJN Herp-A-Derp

>> No.42116262

>>42116244
And then Settle performs a mercy kill

>> No.42116269

>>42116243

SV and SB are both here anon, they have threads for this.

>> No.42116271

>>42116199
Don't forget these are Dual-purpose, meaning they're also the DD's *main guns*.

>> No.42116274

>>42116232
those derp eyes

>> No.42116276

>>42116240
Didn't most countries licensed the FT-17, and other tanks.

Japan took the Hotchkiss heavy machine gun.

>> No.42116277

>>42116199
They loved their torpedoes because their guns were so shit. As many people have stated on many occasions, "Endurance" was literally a foreign concept as far as the Japanese martial ideology was concerned, and we all know how much Japan loves foreign concpets.

>> No.42116278

>>42116243
There's a lot of cross-posters with SB.

>> No.42116292

>>42116269
Sufficient Virgins *and* sufficient Butthurt?

>> No.42116296

>>42116169
Shimakaze has 10948 pictures, Kongou has 7169.

Source really not safe for work still safer than 4chan: https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=kantai_collection

>> No.42116297

>>42116232
.....I can ship this.

>> No.42116303

>>42116199
The ships that used the mount carried multiple sets of spare barrels, and the equipment to change barrels while at sea.

I cant seem to find it right now but i remember reading that they could change them relatively quickly.

>> No.42116311

>>42116277
Fuck, Endurance is still a foreign concept to them. Their fencing team's entire strategy is "Go ballistic in the first 3 minutes and pray they don't make up the score across the rest of the match"

>> No.42116315

>>42116234

>> No.42116318

>>42116296
>concerned about SFW on 4chan
just being on this site is already NSFW, blue-board be damned.

>> No.42116319

>>42116276
>Didn't most countries licensed the FT-17
Only Japan and IIRC the US actually licences the FT-17. Everyone else just bought small batches of surplus, and had ditched them after a few years anyway.

>and other tanks.
Not until the AMX-30 well into the Cold War.

>> No.42116320

>>42116292
>sufficient Butthurt
Clearly not; you're still posting about how much you hate SB.

You can stop any day now, by the way.

>> No.42116341

>>42116318
>He didn't read the spoiler.

>> No.42116349

>> No.42116354

>>42116269
Who the fuck

>> No.42116355

>>42116320
>Casual joke
>Responds with *actual* butthurt

Jesus, dude, I don't even know which anon you're angry with. Show us on the doll where the bad troll touched you.

>> No.42116364

>>42116355

>> No.42116378

>>42116354
Wat

>> No.42116380

>>42116355
Its more that this has been drawn on for, shit, 2-3 months now?

>> No.42116390

>>42116320

>> No.42116401

>>42116380
And you haven't learned not to go ballistic over something so trivial by this point?

>> No.42116403

>>42116390
That's a rather... goufy picture anon.

>> No.42116406

>>42116349
>Hi Admir-Yo Wha-HI!Hello A-DD-245 repor-USS Eds-Admir-

>> No.42116408

>>42116390
Ok, I'll admit, I don't get it. What is this supposed to convey?

>> No.42116417

>>42116303
Than I guess it isn't too bad, still, they are going to burn through them considering the massive USN carrier train that was coming.
>>42116277
It's too bad that the opposite was true with the USN, with shitty detonator issues and being plain average shit. I really wish the Mark 16 and 17 torpedoes got put into service, they may have been more expensive to make, but having almost 75% more power than the oxygen torpedo would of been amazing to see.

>> No.42116424

>>42116269

Pic related on SB

>> No.42116434

>>42116349
>>42116303
When your main opponent builds more DDs with an infinitely superior DP gun than you build actual guns of that type...

>> No.42116436

>>42116403
Wrong Anon.

>> No.42116437

You wouldn't have thought it possible for a girl with darker skin to visibly blush, but Hornet has gone from brown to *glowing* brown – it's actually surprisingly fetching. Or maybe it's just an effect of her obvious... flusterment? Flustration? State of being entirely flustered? Either way, the fearless and focused warship you're used to has been rendered completely speechless, her pretty face aglow. The fact that her legs have been hoisted up in a bridal carry doesn't help much either – if her tattered and damaged deerskin skirt slipped an inch more she might give everyone quite a show. In fact, it looks like whoever's operating Fitzgerald's gun director camera is hoping for just that.

Ah, sailors.

Lousy bastards, the lot of 'em.

Given her splendid performance, it just seems cruel to hassle the poor girl any more – so you turn your attention to the new arrival, the returned spirit who saved your entire force at the last possible second. “Hey, Northampton. How are you holding up?”

“I'm a fucking human being with a tongue and legs and meaty bits and what the actual *fuck* is this shit?”

You blink.

“Uh.”

“You don't know? You don't know either?”

You can't. You can't resist this one, not after the day you've had. “You're complaining an awful lot for a guy carrying a leggy brunette in his arms-”

>> No.42116458

Hornet squeals so hard and high that one of the corgis that followed Hate in reacts to it well after it trailed off into nothingness in your own ears. She hides her face behind her hands, kind of scrunching up in a ball in Northampton's arms.

“Well it's a damn sight easier than rigging that friggin tow l- ah,” he says, catching sight of Hornet's reaction. “Pardon my french, Hornet,” he says with true regret. “It just still pisses me off to this day. One of my worst memories, really.” He hoists her in his arms, shifting her weight a little closer to his chest for easier carrying. “Well, making up for it now!”

“So, Northampton-”

“That's a mouthful. Just call me Hamp, nobody's got time for Northampton.”

“Sure. So, when you get back we'll give you a full briefing on... everything that's going on. Till then, just hang tight.”

“No problem,” he says. “I'm good for a while. Hornet sure doesn't *feel* like she's got thousands of tons on me, y'know?”

Hornet seems to be trying to shrink into a singularity and vanish from this plane of existence, so you end the conversation there – you're not sure if Hamp is truly that dull, enjoying himself with malicious glee or simply too raw and alien to the whole “person” thing, but any way about it, you’re just making things worse on poor Hornet.

>> No.42116479

Altogether the three flushdeck destroyer classes equaled more than 250 ships built in the span of three to five years. That's a lot of tiny 1200 ton ships.

>> No.42116482

“Skipper.”

You lunge forward and snatch your coffee closer when you hear Hate's voice, not trusting him an inch. In the corner you see Kongou give Hate a narrow look before turning back to Goto to donut-poke his cheek again – you blink and count her arms before realizing she's holding the apple fritter in her mouth as she tries to entice her Admiral into eating, even though he seems to have fallen fast asleep, head lolling on his chest. Slowly, coffee secured in both hands, you turn to address your pet Marine.

“Corporal.”

His mouth twitches – you notice he's managed to lose the latest velcro rank patch again. “There's people still on Iwo Jima, right?”

You blink pointlessly as your brain tries to shift tracks without a clutch. “Uh. Yeah. When the missiles hit, at least.”

“I know. I pointed them out to you,” he reminds you. “What are they gonna do about it?”

“How much do you know about Iwo, Hate?”

He frowns. “I'm a Marine.”

“How about after 1945, jarhead?” you growl as your patience creaks with strain. “Nevermind, I'll tell you. It was a nuclear base for medium and long range bombers. Forward deployment point for B-36s and such, crucial for maritime patrols and tracking Red subs moving into the Pacific, shit like that. Y'ask me, they also had the first, second generation nuclear ballistic missiles stationed there, pointed at Russia before proper ICBMs made them obsolete. Nobody asks me though and you get funny looks if you ask the old salts because blah blah fucking secret squirrel club bullshit-” you shake your head – you're rambling. “Long story short a lot of the bunkers the Japs dug in 1945, the deepest ones, were reinforced with concrete and steel and equipped with blast doors four feet thick to harden the base against nuclear attack. Anyone still alive on that fucking rock; they're in one of those bunkers.”

>> No.42116484

>>42116434
It was more the fact that the US guns had integrated FCS and VT fuse munitions that made them so much better.

>> No.42116486

>>42116458
>you’re just making things worse on poor Hornet.
Just as planned

>> No.42116495

>>42116349
>all that sameface

>> No.42116498

>>42116458
>Just call me Hamp,

>> No.42116531

“So?”

“So Admiral Thomas just whistled up the forward-deployed B-52s in Guam. They're gonna plaster that place with HE to blast the abyssals off the top and pick up the troops after.”

“Won't that destroy the runways?” Kongou asks from the corner around a mouthful of fritter as she cradles Goto's head against her chest, donuts forgotten.

You shake your head. “Runways are really hard even when they're not built on volcanic rock. They're gonna carpet-bomb with 500 pounders; that won't do anything a bulldozer and some cement can't set right in a hurry.”

“Carpet-bomb?” Kongou says, sampling the word. “Wow. How many planes?”

“Just a few? Iwo's small, and B-52s carry a lot of bombs.”

Her eyes brighten with curiosity. “Wo~ooow, how many bombs can a B-52-”
“Forty-five Mk-82s,” you and Hate reply in unision.

“... oh,” Kongou says, properly impressed, her expression growing distant as she thinks about it.

“ANYWAY,” Hate says, flinging his hands up in a gesture that symbolically backhands Kongou and everything about her into a metaphorical corner more distant then her physical one. “The chairforce always talks tough shit about cleaning out the AO with airstrikes and every Marine who's heard a bullet whistle can tell you there's always a few they missed waiting for you on the beach. Especially with all the hidey-holes and tunnels on Iwo that those fuckers must be swarming through as we speak.”

You think of Iwo Jima as seen on the Tomahawk's FLIR – a burning, smoking island, surly dark brown volcanic rock rising from the ocean. Honeycombed with painstakingly dug tunnels still occupied by forgotten and lost human remains, over which the abyssals and their unspeakable works slither and crawl like insects, building a new hive of death over the old one.

“Yeaaah,” you agree. “So?”

“So I want to go with them.”

>> No.42116539

>>42116484
they could also rotate fast enough to actually stay on target and fired up to 15 round per minute per gun

>> No.42116548

>>42116424
Mods everywhere.txt

>> No.42116555

“You fucking what, Corporal?” you ask, matching gazes with Hate – you don't remember standing up.

“I've got the most combat experience of anyone when it comes to abyssals, Settle, and you know it.” His eyes grow hard when you squint at him dubiously. “I've slung lead at the fuckers in person, which is more than the kids on base here can say. Hell, most of them weren't even in the sandbox; they're *raw,* Admiral!”

“We don't even know who's getting the pickup mission yet. That garrison was mostly JSDF-”

Hate snorts. “Yeah, that's even better, huh?”

“So you want to join an assault because-”

“Because I'm the best man for the job, I've got the most experience-”

“NO!” you bellow, your weariness and stress finally bursting forth in a sharp explosion of sound. “NO, YOU'RE TUCKING YOUR COCK BACK INTO YOUR FUCKING PANTS AND STAYING HERE AND DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB, CORPORAL!”

“My job?” Hate says, completely unfazed by your volume. There's a yip at his feet, and he lashes out with a badly-aimed kick that sends the corgi scurrying for cover. “Babysitting a pack of furry fucks is my job? Fuck *you,* asshole. My job is killing people and breaking things, my JOB-” he snatches up your remote and thrusts it at the wall as he activates the built-in laser pointer, swishing it around Iwo Jima on the map - “is going into the thick of it and getting those boys out as soon as possible, and keeping those greenhorns who don't know the difference between a spiderhole and their own assholes until the occupants of one sodomize the owner of the other! It's not standing here jerking off in this fucking CONFERENCE ROOM with the TV trio telling the real fighters to reverse the tachyon flow and route it through the main deflectorfuckit fuck YOU!”

>> No.42116556

>>42116484
Even before that the 5"/38 was an *excellent* weapon, and the US had it years and years before the 10cm was so much as a wet dream in some Nip engineer's tiny dick.

>> No.42116560

>>42116482
>they're in one of those bunkers
Welcome to space hulk marines

>> No.42116570

>>42116531
>Her eyes brighten with curiosity. “Wo~ooow, how many bombs can a B-52-”
>how many bombs can a B-52

HAHAHAHA

>> No.42116578

>>42116531
>how many bombs can a B-52-”

FUCKDAMNIT PLANEFAG

>> No.42116599

“Reign it in Corporal, reign it in NOW!”

“Tough talk from the asshole who threw his headset across the fucking room earlier!” Hate snarls. His voice has been dropping lower and lower as yours increased, and now he's almost nose-to-nose with you. “Guess you don't give so many fucks when it's just grunts on the line, huh?” Hate hisses, his face taut and eyes flinty. “That's why there's rules against fraternization.”

You feel your eyes widen as something swells in you, pressure building fast and furious towards a breaking point. “Shut up, Corporal. Right now-”

“Fuck *you* very much, *sir,*” he hisses into your face. “You stand there with some bitch rubbing your arm between her tits and try to deny it when it gets people killed and stand here feeding me a line of shit that'll get the survivors of your fuckups dead too-”

[ ] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.
[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116600

>>42116570
>>42116578
I don't get it

>> No.42116619

>>42116319
I thought several countries bought H-35s.

>> No.42116623

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified

>> No.42116630

>>42116599
>[x] give in like a bitch
And then when he least expect it, POW

>> No.42116631

[X] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

Too far. He might be right, but too far.

>> No.42116633

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.
SETTLE RAGE

>> No.42116636

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116642

>>42116599
>[X] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116644

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116645

>>42116600
I'm assuming it's a joke on the band.

>> No.42116651

>>42116555
>reverse the tachyon flow and route it through the main deflectorfuckit
Ha, Hate's a nerd

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116653

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

If it was just one, the first maybe, but he challenged both our competence AND Shoukaku.

>> No.42116657

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified

>> No.42116658

>>42116599
[X] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

>> No.42116660

>[X] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified

>> No.42116662

>>42116599
>[ ] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

God dammit corporal.

Shoukaku's right there isn't she?

>> No.42116670

>>42116599
>[X ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

We are manhood shrivelling frost itself.

>> No.42116672

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.
Visible rage is unbecoming of an officer.

>> No.42116676

>>42116599
[x]Complete Calm.

>Press intercom button
>"MPs, place the corporal under arrest."

>> No.42116685

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.
INTO VALHALLA!

SHINY AND CHROME!

>> No.42116689

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116691

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116692

>>42116599

[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

You dun fucked up now Hate.

>> No.42116703

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116704

>>42116599
>Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.
Let's be fair shoukaku was hella obnoxious at that moment, but still

>> No.42116705

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>Select all the doughnuts.
Kek.

>> No.42116706

>>42116662
Likely so.

>> No.42116707

>>42116685
I don't know if we should witness the corporal or not...

>> No.42116711

>>42116619
Poland and Turkey bough a couple samples each for trials; the rest was all war loot distributed by the Wehrmacht to it's allies.

No actual export sales contracts.

>> No.42116715

>>42116458
>>42116437

Does anybody else hear George Clooney's voice when Northampton opens his mouth, or am I alone in that?

>>42116599
>[X] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

Goddammit, Hate.

>> No.42116716

>>42116599
>Cold as Pluto's heart

"So how would she take it if you got yourself shot in the face five thousand miles away on a rock we're going to evacuate and then bomb until it's an atoll? You gonna throw your life away before you get to see her again? Before she sees you again?

And don't you fucking dare play dumb. You know damn well who I'm talking about."

>> No.42116718

>>42116599

> Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified

Lets go Einherjar on his ass!

>> No.42116719

>>42116645
You mean like, the B-52s?
Or the band as in The Band?

The Brown Album is a fucking masterpiece and anyone who hasn't listened to it is objectively living their life wrong.

>> No.42116720

Why is deploying Hate a problem?

>> No.42116721

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116722

>>42116676

Yeah, no.

Hate's a good man, whatever he's like at a given moment.

Arresting him will fuck up any good will we have with him.

>>42116599
>Listen.

>When he's finished ranting, then rebutt.

>> No.42116725

>>42116599
>[X] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified

Nigga you have FUCKED UP

How mad has this Made Arizona is the real question though.

>> No.42116726

>>42116599
>[X] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116730

>>42116600
>>42116645
Read SWQ.

For a few of the first threads there was always the question of "how many (X) can we fit in a B-52?".

Just go and read up the archives.

>> No.42116731

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116733

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116743

>>42116600
I think it's a reference to a small running gag in SWQ, where someone asked how many sidewinders you could fit into a B-52, and despite having the exact same fucking data Anons kept coming up with answers varying from "About 30" to "several hundred"

>> No.42116748

[ ] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

>> No.42116751

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.
I do have one more new pic... Naka might or might not like it.

>> No.42116752

>>42116719

/mu/ get out

>> No.42116758

>>42116730
But I don't like Strike Bitches

>> No.42116760

>>42116719
>>42116645
>>42116600

It's an old, old running joke from Planefag's quests ever since the early days of SWQ.

>> No.42116762

>>42116599
>[X] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116767

>>42116599
>[x] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

>> No.42116768

>>42116600
>I don't get it

It... goes back a ways. Back before I even started AWIY, even, with the Planes and Mercs threads wherein someone shared the stories of weekly game sessions with a GM running a mercenary campaign using a pen-and-paper system for resolving air/air-to-ground combat. IIRC, when they were provided with bombs meant to resemble truck bomb IEDs with the blast effects (for a false flag op, one guess as to who the employer was) someone did the math and realized their planes had enough power to lift an entire actual *truck.* Fun was had till anon pointed out that volume matters too, whereupon anon turned their ample earnestness to calculating the internal bomb-bay space of a B-52...

... long story short it achieved in-joke status by the time I started SWQ, and some "wits" kept bringing it up there, too, and... yeah.

>> No.42116770

>>42116599
[X] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

>> No.42116778

>>42116715
I can totally hear that voice. Fitting too.

>>42116730
Not as big as the rockets or fuel debate.

>> No.42116780

>>42116725
>How mad has this Made Arizona is the real question though.

Ari is not here. the question would be how upset shou gets.

>> No.42116784

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116785

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.
Rage a shit. Nirvana of fury a best.

>> No.42116789

>>42116743
>how many sidewinder

More than you could anacondas, less than you could milk snakes.

>> No.42116791

>[ ] Instant, mind-numbing volcanic rage.

>> No.42116796

>>42116743
I thought AIMs were better though

>> No.42116801

>>42116751
>I do have one more new pic... Naka might or might not like it.

NAKA'S ASLEEP POST LEWDS

>> No.42116807

>>42116752
/mu/ wouldn't know good music if it burrowed its way into their skull, ate their brain, and controlled their body like a meat-mech.

>> No.42116812

>>42116599
[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

Is this even a vote I mean seriously planefag you KNOW how Anon reacts by now

>> No.42116813

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116816

>>42116653
Shoukaku deserves it, but we can't let it stand regardless

>> No.42116828

>>42116758
Its more like WW2 Shenanigans quest.

>> No.42116837

>>42116599
>[X] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.
Sometimes, the ones we love the most make us the angriest.

>> No.42116843

Look, Hate's pissed because he feels helpless that he couldn't do anything to help the girls (plus Harder). So he's trying to piss us off so he'll have something to actually do. So we either direct that rage usefully (send him to IJ) or less usefully (let him take a swing at us or lock him in the brig ... or both). I think we let him go be a Marine on IJ.

>> No.42116846 [SPOILER] 

>>42116801
WILL DO!

This is an image from the future!

>> No.42116847

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

WHERE IS YOUR VALHALLA NOW, HATE?

>> No.42116849

>>42116269
I just want them both to leave. SV in particular.

>>42116292
Close enough.

>>42116355
I assume he's angry at me, maybe others. Honestly I'm not sure why active Spacebattlers are even here considering two separate regimes of moderators have been pushing a "No 4chan references permitted at any time!" rule so strenuously I was banned once for using greentext.

>> No.42116850

She looks like she belongs at a fashion show.

>> No.42116857

>>42116812
>Is this even a vote I mean seriously planefag you KNOW how Anon reacts by now

They vote differently than what I'd expect quite often, which is always interesting since it effects character development!

>> No.42116859

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

Look at us, Hate.

Does this look like our fucking around face?

>> No.42116863

>>42116711
>>42116619
Now, If you meant he R-35, the Poles tried to buy a hundred, got about 40, and promptly fled to Romania who looted the lot.

All other users were, again, war spoils.

>> No.42116870

Why can't we just let Hate go?

>> No.42116876

>>42116846
FLUFF THIS IS A BLUE BOARD GODDAMN.
hawt

>> No.42116880

>>42116715
For some reason, I hear Jason Statham, but slightly more hipster.

>> No.42116883

>>42116846
heeheeeheheheheehhehehe

>> No.42116884

>>42116599
>[ ] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

>> No.42116897

>>42116870
Because as long as Hate is around, Settle can pretend he hasn't lost all of Higgins yet.

>> No.42116898

>>42116846

Holy Hell!

>> No.42116905

>>42116880
Morgan Freeman all the way

>> No.42116911

>>42116870
Because he's a Marine. Storming the beaches of Iwo Jima.

He'd be screaming "WITNESS ME" every five fucking minutes finding a new and different way to try and get himself killed.

>> No.42116917

>>42116768

Planes and mercs was fucking amazing and you fucking know it.

>> No.42116919

>>42116876
That is why I covered it with a spoiler!
>>42116883
It's gonna happen! I can bet on it!

>> No.42116922

>NAKA'S ASLEEP POST POI

ftfy

Poi

>> No.42116923

>>42116849
except SV doesn't seem to give two fucks about 4chan. just no chan behavior meaning posting reaction images or short one and two word replies.

>> No.42116926

>>42116857

Yeah but Anon always votes to be stoic and avoid showing emotion no matter the situation. Look at the vote when we were overheard letting our feelings out in Goto's office, for example.

>> No.42116935

>>42116870
ONE WORD: IOWA

>> No.42116943

>>42116857
Also lets us argue and clarify what we mean with our votes

>> No.42116948

>>42116897

Pretty sure most of the crew of higgins is still alive and kicking. Just that the Bridge crew were mostly fucked.

Hell, all of Hate's marine Fireteam got picked up.

>> No.42116976

>>42116846
Oh wow.

Looks like they decided to share.

>> No.42116981

>>42116768
>>42116917

Shit, why y'all gotta remind me of the good times?

>> No.42116984

>>42116948
There were a *lot* of casualties, not just the bridge crew.

Hate's fireteam survived *because* they were in the drink, and not on the sip.

>> No.42116991

>>42116599
>Cold and terrible like winter's heart

"So how do you think Iowa will take it when I have to give her a Deepest Regret letter because you didn't fucking listen and got killed trying to raise the flag on Mt. Suribachi by yourself?"

>> No.42116993

>>42116981
WAR CRIIIIIIIMES!

>> No.42116998

Settle is still Arizonas Rear Admiral

>> No.42116999

>>42116758
It's surprisingly good. And there are many things that pop up in plane-fag quests that you can only understand by reading his previous quests.
>>42116778
Oh god, don't get me started...

>> No.42117001

>>42116948

Hate's team was picked up? I thought they all ate it when their little Zodiac got pegged.

>> No.42117007

>>42116984
>in the drink, and not on the sip
kek


>select all images with wheelchairs
double kek

>> No.42117010

>>42116981
>Truck 1!
>Truck 1!

>> No.42117018

>>42116850
Don't you mean beauty pageant?

>> No.42117021

>>42116816
Sure she might have been rather forward, but it did have a comforting effect. It still doesn't change it was a low blow.

>>42116843
Yet it might actually get him killed; it's no secret that he's something of a death seeker.

>>42116846
uberlewd.... as expected with anything with Iku in it.

>>42116870
see my second response.

>> No.42117022

>>42116768
>>42116917
Was that the one we shot down the Saudi royal family?

>> No.42117027

>>42116870
Because then the stupid fuck might just get into Valhalla.

And there is a certain boats that does not want that...

>> No.42117040

>>42117010
>>42116993

I can't fucking believe I still have these.

>> No.42117044

>>42116998

Wouldn't you be anon?

>> No.42117052

>>42117022
Moroccan, I think.

Plus sinking a cruise ship by mistake.

>> No.42117053

>>42116984

Alot of casualties doesn't mean total loss and that implication that Hates the final other survivor.

>> No.42117054

>>42116863
Oh right, those tanks.

However, French Planes in WW1 were extremely popular though.

>> No.42117060

>>42116846
I can't help but ot wonder when it'll be finished.

>> No.42117063

>>42116599
>[x] Cold and terrible wrath, Viking Hell personified.

...Do you seriously think we don't care, Hate?

>also, it should be Viking Hel

>> No.42117072

>>42117040

I'll never forget the time you faggots convinced me an F-14B+ could 'Totally carry a moskit on the centerline'

Made me fucking make up like, a chapter and a fucking half of rules. and a new perk. you fuck.

>> No.42117074

I'll just leave this here.

>> No.42117076

>>42117018

It won't matter how pretty she is, Anon--she'll always be stuck with that fuckawful "Joisey" accent.

>> No.42117085

>>42117021
It wasn't comforting, it was detailing our train of thought during a critical decision. Even Kongou ain't that bad

>> No.42117098

>>42117018
okay

this isn't even lewd

this is just sexy

>> No.42117104

>>42117074

And that's image limit, we're only on page 9, and nearing 700 posts.

Seems pretty typical for these threads.

>> No.42117115

>>42117074
>totally an allied ship gais

>> No.42117116

>>42117085
*derailing

>> No.42117123

>>42117044
Nope. Not Showy enough for me.

>> No.42117146

>>42117052
>mistake

No, that was intentional. They put an Exocet into the QE2 to force the Royal Navy to stop chasing them.

TBH the FFL saving their asses from the SAS would have been a justification for war. Imagine if the French had interfered on Bin Laden's behalf when we got him in Pakistan; we'd have started bombing Paris within the hour.

>> No.42117157

>>42117072

AND YOU TOTALLY BOUGHT IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.42117162

>>42117054
Yes, but planes are a different matter entirely. France has always had good export success with those. Tanks, though, not so much until the '70s.

>> No.42117177

now that we're on autosage, time to ask the hard hitting questions anons.

Arizona. A sub or a dom? An S or a M?
This is important to answer.

>> No.42117183

>>42117146
That Exocet went out because they thought the cruise ship was the carrier, not to intentionally commit war crimes

>> No.42117184

>>42117115
Eh I mostly just thought it was boner inducing.

>> No.42117189

>>42117177
Arizona is whatever her admiral wants her to be.

>> No.42117190

>>42117177
A BB.

>> No.42117193

>>42117177
... I can really see her going either way, really.

>> No.42117194

>>42116599
>Cold and terrible

Gotta rip off SFDebris here:

"I'm going to turn around, and when I turn back we're both going to pretend you didn't just say something that would make me have to punch you in the throat."

>> No.42117199

>>42117177
Arizona does as her Admiral pleases.

>> No.42117200

Sometimes you need to yank on the leash to remind the dog who's in charge

...confiscate the coffee

>> No.42117201

>>42117177
A cuddler. An adorable cuddler.

>> No.42117205

>>42117177
Switch.

>> No.42117209

>>42117177
She's a battleship anon not a sub.

>> No.42117211

>>42117177
With Arizona It depends? Are you an Admiral?
If so then she would be a MASSIVE sub.

If not then she'll just shoot you for trying to lewd her.

>> No.42117216

>>42117177
Physically clingy, snuggly, lotta limb-locking. Nothing too kinky.

>> No.42117221

>>42117162
There's a Strike Fighters 2 LP that talked about that in the earlier episodes. They fostered a "keeping up with the Jones" attitude, and acted like drive by vacuum salesmen.

>> No.42117222

>>42117115
Well, she was a US ship after the war.
Then Bikini Atoll happened.

>> No.42117224

>>42117162
>Except the Rafale.

>> No.42117229

>>42117200
Jesus fuck man. That's barbaric!

>> No.42117238

>>42116555
Right, so this is why Hate feels an affinity with Yamato -- unfulfilled purpose. Both of them see themselves as the premier front-line combatants of their countries, and both of them found themselves relegated to non-combat roles by circumstances beyond their control. Hate by his inclusion in the Ryan Settle Witness Protection Program, and Yamato because of her status as a nationalist symbol.

And both of them have to continually watch comrades getting torn up, all the while knowing they could DO something about it.

>> No.42117245

>>42117209
She did spend almost eighty years underwater...

>> No.42117253

>>42116849
>I'm not sure why active Spacebattlers are even here considering two separate regimes of moderators have been pushing a "No 4chan references permitted at any time!" rule so strenuously I was banned once for using greentext.

... gee, maybe they came here because of the *exact* overly-strict moderation you literally just fucking cited? Good job making them feel welcome, though, you're doing a great job convincing the SBers that we're more sane and welcoming and not a bunch of meme-spewing pedophiles.

I was going to let this lie because I was sure it was just one shitposter, or at most two genuine autists screeching their REEEEs at the full moon, but enough is enough. I don't know what demented fucking strawman behavior you attribute to the SBers (voting against your waifu perhaps?) but whining about THE CANCER FROM SB is just as retarded as whining about THE CANCER FROM ANOTHER BOARD ON 4CHAN as if people don't scroll up to the links at the top and bottom of the page and (gasp!) go to another damn board and post there sometimes.

>> No.42117255

>>42117177
Not for lewds

>> No.42117276

>>42117238
So? Hate/Iowa/Yamato trio?

>> No.42117285

>>42117253
I posted on forums for years before I discovered 4chan, and I never went back. I can attest to the enduring value of default anonymity, a community and culture that strongly promotes and encourages anonymous participation and software/site that encourages and enforces it by design. For instance, asking about greentext earlier won't follow that poster - next time he posts, nobody will know who he is, and reactions to his every word won't be colored by the REEEEEEE response. Whenever people have gathered anywhere in human history the popularity contests and cliques and in-clubs have swiftly formed, and the absence of "real possibility of a punch to the fucking face" introduced by the internet is an asshole multiplier. I'm pretty sure 4chan will sell itself to those patient enough to lurk, take the pulse of the boards and come to realize that we *do* have moderation here, and that the moderation policy as as invisible and unobtrusive as possible for a reason.

Unless, of course, you and people like you do their damndest to drive them off by confirming the lurid tales of SCARY 4CHANNERS that revolve around the internet. Please, please, PLEASE - SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Votes counted, new thread soon, etc.

>> No.42117286

>>42117253
Yeah, so long as they don't start spewing tvtropes I can't give a shit

>> No.42117290

>>42117238
HatexIowaxYamato?
Mite b kool

>> No.42117298

>>42117253
But planefag, everyone is cancer.

>> No.42117318

>>42117286
You're like the first person to bring this up.

You brought up TV tropes before anyone else did.

>> No.42117322

>>42117285
+1 attitude on anon posting

>> No.42117332

>>42117253
>not a bunch of meme-spewing pedophiles
But... that's what we are.

>> No.42117337

>>42117222
Ah Prinz Eugen? Didn't recognize her with freedom land parts on her.

>>42117253
>>42117285
All hail Planefag!

>> No.42117342

>>42117318
Drop it, drop it now

>> No.42117357

>>42117318
Oh, yeah. I'm not accusing anybody of doing that yet, but if that does leak over I'll grouse

>> No.42117358

>>42117285
>Votes counted, new thread soon, etc.
Sounds good

>> No.42117375

>>42117253
>>42117285
haha what a faggot :^)

>> No.42117381

>>42117318
>tvtropes

Causes of mysterious time dilation:

1. UFO abduction.
2. Black Holes.
3. That Fucking Website

>> No.42117388

>>42117290
>Hexer reads KCQ

That's a pleasant surprise

>> No.42117391

>>42117332
Ephebophiles is probably more accurate.

Although that's because we're also weeaboos, and Japanese women basically don't age between 16 and 50.

>> No.42117406

>>42117253
I'm not those fucks you're posting about. I don't care about SB or SV or rebbit or whatever the fuck.
All I ask is that newfags lurk before posting, read the rules and FAQ, delete system32, and that they try not to shit up the board. That doesn't really seem unreasonable.

Speaking as an ancientfag dating to around the time of pool closure, I can tell you that the BIG BAD 4CHANNER PEDOPHILE shit exist(ed) for a reason - It keeps people out. The massive floods of newfaggotry that follow any wave of popularity have a noticable and detrimental effect on overall site quality, because the newfags that flood in don't lurk more. By their very presence in numbers, they skew site culture towards themselves.

We still pay some lip service to that today, but it's not as prominent here on /tg/ and in the modern times. It's still important to have, though, lest we get namefags namefagging and tripfags tripfagging for no reason other than their own egos.

>> No.42117408

>>42117381
I know right?!

>> No.42117416

>>42117388
Who?

>> No.42117418

>>42117375
>emote

You should've waited for the next thread so you could post Le Rustle Face.

>>42117332

No, no, /tg/ wants to BE the little girl, and to fuck lamias. Get yer shit straight son

>> No.42117427

So why do you think Settle is so against it? Is it because him going makes him afraid?

>> No.42117444

>>42117418
>No, no, /tg/ wants to BE the little girl
Speak for yourself.

>> No.42117452

>>42117418
>/tg/ wants to BE the little girl, and to fuck lamias. Get yer shit straight son
I know I want to

>> No.42117453

>>42117406
>lest we get namefags namefagging and tripfags tripfagging for no reason other than their own egos
That's always been around.

>> No.42117460

>>42117418
>No, no, /tg/ wants to BE the little girl, and to fuck lamias. Get yer shit straight son

This logic is irrefutable.

>> No.42117462

>>42117444
You're right.
I want to be the grown-up girl.

>> No.42117465

>>42117406
Egofags are literally the worst thing, at least a majority post with reason in these threads. The banter between the not!characters is fun.

>> No.42117468

>>42117381
uh oh!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/KantOCelleQuest?from=Fanfic.Kant-O-CelleQuest

>> No.42117471

>>42117453
Yes, because autists like you can't take a hint.

>> No.42117473

>>42117406
You're awful defensive.

>> No.42117475

>>42117444
>>42117418
>>42117452
>>42117460

Who doesn't want to be a little girl?
I always play a girl in RPGs

>> No.42117479

>>42117406
>All I ask is that newfags lurk before posting, read the rules and FAQ, delete system32, and that they try not to shit up the board. That doesn't really seem unreasonable.
What this man said.

STANDARDS

>> No.42117480

>>42117406
Dude really? You're really going to spout "I'm an ancientfag" and think that will protect you after the OP just ripped your asshole wide enough for one of Iowa 16s to fit?

>> No.42117503

>>42116807
>>42116719
Also I can't let this go holy shit listen to this divine melody
https://youtu.be/Vzrf3XAWTfY?t=24m48s

>> No.42117505

>>42117285
Eh, if people are *that* soft skinned...

>> No.42117515

>>42117444
Yeah, sometimes we want to be the frost giantess.

Or the scorpion-girl.

>>42117406
I'm going to namefag now just to spite you.

>> No.42117531

>>42117406
>By their very presence in numbers, they skew site culture towards themselves.

And thus did /v/ sink into the ocean of piss, never to be heard from again. But this is /tg/ and we're *STILL* a bunch of faghammer40gay, Magic the Crackening, Caster Edition ELF RAEP WAT DO fuckers in here. In a word - neckbeards. Fucking neckbeards. And it takes a hell of a lot more than a thick skin for a newfag to waltz in here and *stay* here despite not knowing thing one about that shit.

My writing is popular but if you think I can change board demographics, you're high.

>> No.42117533

>>42117253
>autists screeching their REEEEs at the full moon

I'm not allowed to anymore

;_;

>> No.42117535

>>42117515
>I'm going to namefag now just to spite you.
oh you

>> No.42117538

>>42117515
Yissssssss. Now who wants to be the little girl?

>> No.42117552

>>42117531
Eh, thread demographics are easier to skew than the board as a whole

>> No.42117553

>>42117531
... You're the reason I come to this site.

>> No.42117554

>>42117468
>go check the sb thread
>some spacebattles fag is the cause of this

not even surprised :^)

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS BRO WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. WHY WOULD YOU LET TVTROPES KNOW?

>> No.42117555

>>42117471
deal with it nerd

>> No.42117561

>>42117406
At this point, I tripfag specifically to flip the bird to jackshits like you.

>> No.42117563

>>42117538
Onii-chan, the boiler's fucked again

>> No.42117566

>>42117531
Preach.

>> No.42117575

>>42117515
I'm going to anonfag

>> No.42117587

>>42117406
>Speaking as an ancientfag
>We still pay some lip service to that today, but it's not as prominent here on /tg/ and in the modern times.

Holy shit I cannot make fun of this post enough.

>> No.42117590

>>42117563
>Onii-chan, the boiler's about to be fucked again

>> No.42117593

>>42117475
>Who doesn't want to be a little girl?
Being a dude is awesome.

>> No.42117601

>>42117177
see
>>42117190

>> No.42117609

>>42117552
If you don't think that there's been a lot of overlap between SB and /tg/ for as long as they've both existed, you’re obviously not posting from the same world as the rest of us.

>> No.42117616

>>42117554

Part of me wants to batten down the hatches and hunker down until this storm passes, while another part of me wants to just sit back and watch the shitstorm ensue.

I think both is the right course of action here.

>> No.42117618

Ghost! Ghost! Get in here and hug your waifu Deme!

>> No.42117630

>>42117609
Overlap, sure

>> No.42117639

>>42117618

He's fine on his own and I have like, 6 hours of stick welding in the morning.

Besides. Musashi a best and he's not gonna include her. or maybe he is, IDK.

>> No.42117645

>>42117575
I always hoped we'd get forced Alpharius here, just for a day.

>> No.42117655

>>42117639
musashi a brown slut

>> No.42117657

>>42117639
Musashi a shit.

>burritos captcha
goddammit i just ate google stop trying to kill me with calories

>> No.42117665

>>42117406
>MUH SEKRIT CLUB

Mate, once 4chan started getting shoutouts in media, that went right out the window.

>> No.42117669

>>42117406
>Being this assblasted over newfags

>> No.42117677

>>42117645
If only moot were still alive...

We still wouldn't get it. God dammit, moot.

>> No.42117678

>>42117639
>Musashi
Has anyone considered the Shinano, which side she would come back on?

Or the I-400 sisters?

>> No.42117679

>>42117657
>>42117655

Both of you are wrong and terrible. But it's ok, we're meant to pity and educate our lessers.

hahahaha, just kidding. Man, wouldn't it be terrible if I was like that?

>> No.42117680

>>42117639
>Musashi a best
agreed

>> No.42117685

>>42117639
>Musashi
>Her
The fat Getter pilot?
What?

>> No.42117686

>>42117531

Its mostly two specific groups that venture from SB and SV, its not that large in pure numbers but they make up a good chunk of the audience I think if going by the amount of posters is right. At around 15-30 some members.

>>42117575
>>42117645
>>42117669
Was that also a lie?

>> No.42117692

>>42117669
Summer may have ended outside, but the eternal summer in his heart will never fade.

>> No.42117695

>>42117679
>Man, wouldn't it be terrible if I was like that?
What? Right?

>> No.42117696

>>42117679
Hey if you were so great, then you'd have stopped Merlin from becoming lewd
And stopped your drawfags from lewding her

>> No.42117702

>caring about names
>caring about trips
>caring about anons
I barely ever notice the name field. A shit poster is a shit poster no matter what hat they wear

>> No.42117704

>>42117679
Musashi is better than her older sister, I mean after all Musashi doesn't lie about her tonnage.

>> No.42117705

Hey guys, is this the rally point, or do I have to purge all witnesses again?

>> No.42117709

>>42117115
Man I don't even care, I just want to watch Bisko lick my cum off her.

>> No.42117720

>>42117705
Better purge everyone just to be safe.

>> No.42117721

>>42117639
I respect your tastes in shipgirls even if they're different than mine.

>> No.42117741

>>42117696

To be straight up with you, I'm shocked she remained unlewded as long as she did. There's always going to be somebody who has to do something just to be that guy, but we had a hell of a run.

>>42117695

nah, I mean if I talked shit about people because they didn't agree with me about who was best shipslut.

>> No.42117759

>>42117705
>>42117720
Pretty sure you two are suppose to be dead. Unless that was a lie to?

>> No.42117762

>>42117720
Including ourselves. You'll never know how far the rot has spread.

>> No.42117763

>>42117720
Sheed...

>> No.42117764

>>42117741
>best shipslut
Momboat duh.

>> No.42117769

>>42117686
>Was that also a lie?

Looks like somebody doesn't understand how to Alpha Legion.

>> No.42117780

>>42117480
Planefag is speaking to at least two people here. I'm >>42116849 but not >>42117406

>> No.42117784

>>42117759
I... i'm honestly not sure.

HEY, ARE ANY OF US THE REAL ALPHARIUS/OMEGON OR ARE WE DOING THE THING!?

>> No.42117789

>>42117763
Look out, Emperor at six o'clock!

>> No.42117790

>>42117685
http://imgur.com/d66UwwE

Aka the brown one.

>> No.42117811

>>42117784
NONE OF US ARE AS ALPHARIUS AS ALL OF US

>> No.42117821

>>42117468
fucking why

>> No.42117823

>>42117705
Either works. Remember, we're just supposed to be the distraction.

>> No.42117831

>>42117821
Spergs gonna sperg in their sperg caves

>> No.42117835

>>42117823
Or are we?

>> No.42117844

>>42117784
WILL THE REAL ALPHARIUS PLEASE STAND UP?

>> No.42117846

>>42117823
Wait, we are? Shit, I'm in the wrong battleforce

>> No.42117855

>>42117784
>>42117811
>>42117823
Ok so you all three are not Alpharius, who the fuck is Omegon?

>> No.42117866

>>42117855
our brother.

>> No.42117868

PLANEFAG HAS FORSAKEN US

>> No.42117871

>>42117844
Present.

>> No.42117872

>>42117855
Who knows?

>> No.42117880

>>42117868
TRUST IN PLANEFAG

>> No.42117886

>>42117844
You called?

>> No.42117888

>>42117844

I am Alpharius.

>> No.42117892

>>42117855
That would be me.

>> No.42117903

>>42117705
No just
>>42117406
He's clearly a black Templar

>> No.42117904

>>42117866
There are two alpha legion primarchs though.

>>42117871
STOP MAKING COPIES OF YOURSELF.

>>42117886
FUUUUUU-

>>42117888
Alphallus maybe

>>42117892
no comment.

>> No.42117917

>>42112933
>Naka knows of the CARD CRUSHER meme
Goddamit

>> No.42117922

>>42117868
He's writing you sand nigger.

Get a fucking grip.

>> No.42117924

>>42117892
Then again, it might not be.

>> No.42117926

Did somebody call my name?

>> No.42117928

I thought I saw him go... OH FUCK ME

>> No.42117946

>>42117904
Vulcan may have the largest hammer, but among my brothers I have the largest Caestus Assault Ram...if you catch my meaning.

>> No.42117968

>>42117928
Hey, remember when you had arms? Before me and Omegon showed you the wishbone trick?

>> No.42117970

>>42117928
HE FELL FOR IT! GET HIM!

>> No.42117980

>>42117970
>>42117928
Do you want a soap and sock to go with that, jarhead?

>> No.42117986

The fuck is going on in this thread?

>> No.42117994

DEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42117996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avWcpRymkZo

>> No.42118007

>>42117996
Too late for the guitars, buddy

>> No.42118009

>>42117986
Vintage memes

>> No.42118010

>>42117986
Something about a couple of guys named Alpharius and Omegon.

>> No.42118011

>>42117986
Alpha Legion R&R.

>> No.42118018

>>42117986
You've got an Alpharius infestation. They tend to swarm this time of year; you're going to want to call for an exterminator.

>> No.42118020

>>42117994
FUCKIN GREEKS PAY DEBTS
DEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42118024

>>42117986
Dead horse abuse, mostly. And something about Alpharius and Omegon.

>> No.42118032

>>42117986
Read the poster count anon.

>> No.42118033

>>42118010
Are you sure?

>> No.42118034

>>42117986
Either:
>Invasion of the 40k fags
or
>old fags having some fun

>> No.42118060

>>42117986

40k invaded us anon, 40k invaded us.

or what this anon says
>>42118034

>> No.42118062

>>42118007
It's never too late.

>> No.42118078

>>42118034
Why did you repeat yourself?

>> No.42118097

>>42118034
Why not both?

>> No.42118101

>>42118018
Oh yeah, I can clean that up for you. I just need >>42117986 to provide a full set of planetary defense codes and his credit card info.

>> No.42118117

>>42118101
Jokes on you I have no credit cards.

>> No.42118120

popcorn.jpg

>> No.42118141

>>42118117
Well I hope you like Alpharius infestations then, because you’re stuck with this one.

>> No.42118171

>>42118062
Say that to the guys in Waldreich, pal.

>> No.42118242

>>42118218

THREAD UP

>> No.42118282

>>42116599
>>42116555
Why did they suddenly have a pointless pissing cont-

Oh, it's that time of month.

Neither of them have had enough to eat or sleep and are super stressed, too bad everyone is too dense to figure it out.

>> No.42118326

>>42118282
>Neither of them have had enough to eat or sleep and are super stressed, too bad everyone is too dense to figure it out.

They are projecting at each other so fucking hard you'd swear it was the Sundance film festival.

>> No.42118584

>>42118326
This. Hate's just feeling like Seattle was feeling earlier in the battle, he's here safe while 'his' people are going to be out there dying.

Oh and he's he most likely has been wanting to personally take an abyssal down in CQC since the time he was blown off the Rig trying to do just that.

I'm surprised you didn't give an option of.
>[X] Fine then I'm coming too,

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