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Damn, I need to re-read Punisher MAX. Such a fucking good comic.

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this needs a better filename, suggestions?

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>> No.41891285

To be fair, they almost started a nuclear war as a distraction for stealing a biological weapon from russia
Fury should have killed all of them

>> No.41891319

Didn't Frank take care of them later on? If so, I'm pretty sure Fury put him up to that, or at least gave him their locations and other intel.

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>> No.41891451

Cooking bacon crit fail

>> No.41891474

DOn't forget the part when Odysseus feigned insanoty to avoid going to war by going to the fields and he was discovered when they put his son if front of the tiller and he hesitated

>> No.41891547

>plying your craft

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He was certainly a tricky dick. It's no wonder some think Sisyphus is his actual father.

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>> No.41891939

>not zerg russian

>> No.41892002

How to piss off the Druid

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>> No.41892307

Where is Cthuluworld on that map?

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>> No.41892429

A better name even would be "Lich moonlights as jewelry"

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>> No.41892547

Plex is a cutey.

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so the two dudes fucked right?

>> No.41892929

Probably not. Achilles was all hung up on his young comrade Petro-something, and Odysseus was pretty into his wife.

>> No.41892995

It's Scarytown, but only from 5 to 10 pm

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>> No.41894370

Petroclus. Maybe Patroclus? I don't remember. Dude got ganked anyway when the Trojans caught him in Achilles' gear and cart

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>> No.41895422

As a side note, the version of that video with no music is fantastic.

>> No.41895452

>Dwarf Fortress Vampire

>> No.41895464

What is this from?

>> No.41895503

Turn Down for What

>> No.41895670

for what?

>> No.41895693

Turning down

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I need new filenames for these.

>> No.41896379

Every time

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>> No.41898373

People often try to rationalize evil deeds, dear anon. Rare is the person who see himself as evil.

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>> No.41898670
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Underrated post

>> No.41898897

Is that a dog or a bat?

>> No.41898917

It's a batdog. Curze and Russ had a baby apparently.

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>> No.41899060

i really don't think you understand filename threads

>> No.41900276

i remember that thread

>> No.41900649
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"double hell" is the one that always gets me.

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>> No.41901683
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Bat. Dogs can't move their ears separately. Bats can because hearing is a very important sense to them.

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>> No.41902162

So true.

My sides hit orbit.

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>> No.41902278

i thought it was "Lich moonlights as jew"

>> No.41902304

Couldn't the recoil kill her?

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It's a pity that Teleport Backstabs are so derided. It's a Valid tactic in worlds where it's possible.

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The fuck is he doing? You're supposed to keep the flashlight on the fucker.

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>> No.41902710

I don't get it. Also is that a bear?

>> No.41902738

You don't have to post that each time.

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>> No.41902794


>>41892995 is entirely incorrect, likely trying to decieve you. Cthuluworld is all the parts not present on the sheet of paper. That is to say, none of the circles, but also none of the whitespace. Also not the real(in-comic) world, around the paper. Or the real real world. It is the other places.

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>> No.41903109

Only if her hands could reach the trigger

>> No.41903184

My kid brother is a better DM than me.

>> No.41903210
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I don't believe one single image can encapsulate the roughly 5 or 6 years I've spent here.

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>> No.41903320

I was the kid brother
I'm the shitty DM, but in my defense my brother is a literature and psychology major doing investigations in the value of interactive narrative like tabletop rpgs for therapy.

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>> No.41903473

So much "gross, so" and "Fuck, that's my fetish" at the same time

>> No.41903519

Yes, that is a black bear in a doggy door. Don't feed the yao-guai.

>> No.41903589

The door is too small for the thing trying to use it.

Halflings are smaller than humans, and make smaller doors.

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I beg to differ sir, it's all about finding the proper times to feed them.

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Personally, I've always liked the other telling of it, where he didn't immediately give it away like that, so they walked outside, and stabbed a slave. He screamed in pain, and Achilles lept out, grabbing a spear and shield.

It always helped remind me that the Greeks leaders were great Heroes, but not exactly great people.

>> No.41903833

I love you Plague of Gripes

>> No.41904244

holy shit that's like literally the plot of that one terrible movie

>> No.41905176

Thing is that's enough material to make a good movie out of.

>> No.41905484

Didn't that bear end up maiming or killing someone?

>> No.41905593

Doesn't look like it

>> No.41905970
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>> No.41906097

>that filename and pic

Neer forget ;_;

>> No.41906128

>I can make yam schnapps!

>> No.41906170

>Implying Dick Dastardly's take on evil is stupid, instead of he himself having trouble in execution.

>> No.41906379

>It's for home defense!

>> No.41906614

I thought Tauros were all male after gen 2- I mean, uh, what a dumb baby game!

>> No.41906644

Dude, don't worry this isn't high school, we won't flush your head for liking Pokémon.

>> No.41906648

What sort of puerile infant doesn't love pokemon?

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need filename
bonus points if not a druid reference

>> No.41906873

I tried playing a bad guy once. That lasted about half a session.

>> No.41906874

>foxy female shits looking at camera

>> No.41906888
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>> No.41906914

I can't decide if the baby is stupider for not being able to solve it or smarter for knowing it can game the system.

>> No.41906917
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We call them "Flughund" in germany.

(Flying Dog)

>> No.41906949

In Estonian they're "Nahkhiir", which means "Leather mouse"

>> No.41906960

Why can't he be both?

>> No.41906967

The Swedish word, "fladdermus" literally translates to "flappy mouse".

>> No.41906968

Flughund is the name for these big fruitbats.

normal bats are called "Fledermaus"

Fleder is a old word for flapping, or flutter. maus means mouse.

>> No.41906998

In Finnish they're called "lepakko", but only now realized the word comes from "to flap", which is "lepattaa" and "-kko" ending just smoothes the word out so they're pretty much called just "flappy".

>> No.41907037

I don't understand? Is this a famous troll?

>> No.41907065

its Zujin. a Troll-Leader. he even appeared in warcraft 2.

haven't played wow since Wotlk and i can barely remember anything about the screwed up lore, but i remember this fucker.

Elves took his arm with magic so it couldn't grew back. Now he's angry about elves.

"Angry about elves." would be a good alternate filename.

>> No.41907107

Yeah that's perfect

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The superstitious and fanciful English managed to determine that bats weren't flying mice, but this many other European languages couldn't?

Then again, we came up with 'butterfly', which is the most nonsensical compound word you're likely to hear.

PS: Captcha, froyo, while delicious, is not fucking ice cream.

>> No.41907241

Shut up pineapple.

>> No.41907246

I also like when Odysseus meets up with Achilles' ghost
>Oh... hey, Achilles' shade. How's it going?
>Terrible, man. I wasted my life in the pursuit of meaningless honor and violence. All is dust and ash, war is terrible, etc, etc.
>Oh btw your son is totally a badass hoplite now

>> No.41907256

>tibalt being the dominant partner
sorry but are you fucking serious

>> No.41907267

slashfic - no sense of right or wrong

>> No.41907277

That's some bullshit man. I-it's not like I'm into slashfic or anything but Sorin has clearly left a few dozen demonic fuccbois with ravaged anuses across the planes.

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Also works: "Ghost can't find his keys"

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>> No.41907402

He gets out ahead of everyone by fair means, if he just kept going he'd win but he always stops to try and cheat. He values being evil more than being successful, if you refuse to win by "good" or even "neutral" means then you're stupid evil.

>> No.41907421
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I'll defend the pine part, but not the apple part.

>> No.41907494

You're thinking of the guy who went out among wild grizzlies and tried to be their friend.

>> No.41907520

We call butterflies "Schmetterlinge" in Germany.
"Schmetter" is to smash, "ling" doesn't exactly mean anything, it's just an ending we put on words.

>> No.41907535
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Knowing Zeus?

>> No.41907616
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That's the joke. In Marvel, Zeus is the same drinking, womanizing slut he is in Greek Myth, but Hercules hates his dad, and being reminded of how like him he is makes Herc change his ways.

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>> No.41907642

shouldn't that be Catch Arrows feat?

>> No.41907649

Deflator mouse from the Tick finally makes sense.

>> No.41907660

I stopped at WC3

>> No.41907703
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That's pretty much how I look when playing poker...

>> No.41907730


Maersk is an actual company? Who knew...

>> No.41907732
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>played shitton of WC3 and custom maps
>was grinding Zul'Aman timed runs at the time
>only now realized the connection when WC3 Headhunters say "Vengeance for Zul'Jin."

>> No.41907941

>furry scat porn.png

>> No.41907971

"What the fuck are those?" "What you mean the flappy things?" "... You know what? That fits."

>> No.41908086

Well yeah, his name's supposed to be "Die Fledermaus."

>> No.41908104


Not that far off from English, to be honest. Another common name for a fruit bat is "flying fox."

>> No.41908151

Just looked up the origin of the word and it's called that because when some english explorers found them they looked like pine apples, otherwise now known as pine cones. And if you take a look at them in an unripe state, they really do look like pine cones.

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>> No.41908247

>Command & Conquer pathing

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>PS: Captcha, froyo, while delicious, is not fucking ice cream.

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Should have seen it when it counted rocks as pancakes.

>> No.41908590

>select all tomatoes

>> No.41908612

I wish people actually did this. It'd be funny as hell.

>> No.41908654

>Clown mermaid
Clownfish mermaid?

>> No.41908665

I wish that was real, /a/ would be deserted.

>> No.41908667
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Why even

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>> No.41908782

So true!

>> No.41908784
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Spot on.

>> No.41908785

as a matter of fact, there are no best girls in the image

>> No.41908796
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>> No.41908802

>as a matter of fact, there are no best girls in the game

>> No.41908837

>The Swedish word, "fladdermus" literally translates to "flappy mouse".
The Muppet Show was right about Swedes all along!

>> No.41908870

>Settlers of catan.gif
My friends and family have 0 pokerface

>> No.41908915
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>> No.41908924
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Or is there?
Miki route got released last X-mas.

>> No.41908947
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>No. Please don't. I don't even want to know why you're pissing on your pants.
>You're wrapping your soaked pants around bars. Okay. What.
>You've seen this in a movie, you say.
>That's great. I certainly haven't.
>And you failed your Strength check so those wet pants aren't going anywhere.

>> No.41908954

That doesn't look like Victoria Seras

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>> No.41908968

Hey look, it's the thing that sucked all fun out of Pokémon.

Just like minmaxing did with D&D.

>> No.41909010

>Miki route got released last X-mas.
Is this a fan-made thing or are you just dropping bait?

>> No.41909011

Tome of Based Battle

>> No.41909017

She's a brit, she doesn't do the stupid backwards name thing. Her first name is Seras.

>> No.41909039

I'm only saving this for further investigative purposes.

>> No.41909044

Google says it's legit, but I don't know much about KS


>> No.41909056

Still best girl.

>> No.41909058
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But she's even smellier than Hibiki and that's quite an achievement.

>> No.41909059
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>Shadow Shadow Bo Badow

So goddamned stupid I can't stop laughing.

>> No.41909078

Haha I love it

>> No.41909081

A quick check of that page suggests it's "legit" in that it's real, but while it's written by a Dev it's still in the fanfic section. Your earlier post implied they'd made a new release with 6 routes.

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Man, if that's the weirdest shit you've had, you ain't seen nothing yet

Highlights from the last year:
>If I have sex with him, the cult won't be able to sacrifice him!
>he's 10
>it's the only way!
>Why do you think it needs to be a virgin sacrifice?
>It's the only way!

>The vampire is somewhere in this city, vampires are weak to fire, so if we set a lot of fires the vamp will have to come out in the open
>um, I think the townsfolk would also-
>great idea! I start casting fireballs at houses

>I'm going to seduce the witch with a sexy dance, first I slowly-
>you don't need to tell me the details
>it's important!
After several minutes explaining his "sexy dance"
>it doesn't work, she's a lesbian
>I can make my penis look like a vulva

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>> No.41909154

I'm not that guy, I was just trying to help.

>> No.41909166

Then you should at least get her name right

>> No.41909167
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Eromanga is an aboriginal town in Australia

>> No.41909168

Oh, no worries then.

>> No.41909174

>Whose bright idea was it to allow a Kitsune 'runner?

>> No.41909181
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>> No.41909201

>min-maxing gone horribly right

>> No.41909303

It's from one of the original writers, but as his disclaimer says, it's not an "official" part of the game, it's just a bunch of text.

>> No.41909309

That was just one example, and it's not exactly a bragging competition but your players have a special kind of insanity.

Also, the pants-peeing prison escapee was a chick. Younger me had a lot of questions then.

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>> No.41909330

>and it's not exactly a bragging competition but your players have a special kind of insanity.
Hey man, small town I take what I can get. I've got 2 people who are bro tier, everyone else in this town I've games with is either a shithead or a noshow. So I just run through shitheads and noshows trying to keep campaigns for my 2 REAL friends going.

>> No.41909372
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>Not posting superior version

>> No.41909384
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>> No.41909414

>nasty fox showing a good ol' /tg/

>> No.41909427

>tfw you read it in his voice!

>> No.41909439

How do I read that mess?

>> No.41909441

This webm is listed as an invalid source for me. What happens in it, and where is it from?

>> No.41909451

this is pretty good, where's it form?

>> No.41909458
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>> No.41909470

justice x10

>> No.41909473

>not all of the trickster gods pranks were that elaborate

>> No.41909476

they tried this on mythbusters

the pants ripped before they did any damage to the bars.

>> No.41909477

>you will never be dominated by an amazon woman
why even live /tg/

>> No.41909484

A David Blaine parody video. Not entirely sure on anything more specific than that.

>> No.41909500

samurai flamenco

>> No.41909505

The film Balls Out

>> No.41909529
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>> No.41909539
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thanks man

>> No.41909541

But Zeus was a serial rapist who gave zero shits about anything? Greek God's where fucking douchebags, why can't modern comic writers not be arsed to do some research?

>> No.41909550

No idea what happens after that gif, but the show is Samurai Flamenco. I think its a parody of/love letter to sentai shows, but I'm not certain

>> No.41909574

What kind of clusterfuck is that

Maybe you should've asked for some Assist Other when you made that cap

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>> No.41909711

Humans don't need to be strong or quick or brave because they are masters of cheating. Tech is just gaming the nature. society is gaming ourselves.

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>Proof that ND must die for /tg/ to live

>> No.41909860

>Acknowledging ND's existence at all
It's like you want that cancerous blight to show its face here

>> No.41909882

Is it bad that I'm a little aroused by this?

>> No.41909897

Oh, wow. That's just fantastic.

>> No.41909927

That right there is called the NiceDaemonette Effect. Mentally scaring but not fatal. Or it;s what meeting an actual daemonette would be like.

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>> No.41909970

Yer fuckin with me, right?

>> No.41910150

Did you even read the filename?

>> No.41910537
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A badly written joke then.
She doesn't seem to be aware of it, so the point still stands
Bullshit. Greek mythology survived 2000+ years throughout the freaking middle ages. And that is without having living speciments of it running around.

>> No.41910680

It is a badly written joke for you because you, obviously, know nothing about the setting. People of 2099 don't even know if it's actually 2099, shit that was in the "heroic age" is their new Greek Mythology and the only "real" god that was remembered by most was Thor (guess why). Every other god is just some dude that was related to some other dude. She doesn't seem to be aware of it, YES, because of reasons I listed earlier. That's the joke - she thinks she scolds him by using an example of his parent but Herc, who actually knows the truth, is disgusted.

>> No.41910711

This inspired me to read the comic from the start, and I was not disappointed.

>> No.41910727

Samurai Flamenco. It's a pretty wild ride.

>> No.41910785

Then why would he be "boasting about Zeus" if he hates him so much?

>> No.41910826

Isn't the proper name for that one 'Harry Dresden, Private Investigator'?

>> No.41910864

Because he's his damn son and Zeus' name is basically part of his title. Because Zeus, no matter what, is fucking Zeus.

>> No.41911009

So he hates his dad and everything he stands for to the point of the very idea of being like him disgusting him, but he still constantly brings him up to people, who otherwise wouldn't even know about Zeus?

Sounds like bad writing to me.

>> No.41911046

He doesn't hate his dad, Jesus, of course it would sound like bad writing if you don't actually read the damn thing.

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Hanabro here; if you can't laugh at a joke at you're waifu's expense, then you're waifu a shit.

>> No.41911234

According to >>41909949, yes he does.
So, which one is it?

>> No.41911310

Yeah, okay, I wrote it wrong. I admit my mistake and I'm sorry for misleading you. Herc doesn't straight-up hate his parent but he hates how he treats mortals, all that rape stuff included. If you're really interested in the matter, I'd recommend reading The Incredible Hercules by Pak and Van Lente.

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>> No.41911850

I just might, though I'm not all that invested in Marvel since Civil War (outside of the current run of Hawkeye that is).

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This explains why there are so many pictures of that.

>> No.41912172


>raise him as your own
>love and affection
>best man
>name him Brutus
Jesus, talk about tempting fate.

>> No.41912291
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That's why Seras is best girl

>> No.41912399

You must be a real asshole if it is so easy for you to lose your sense of joy

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>> No.41912482

I knew what would happen and I still laughed...

>> No.41912560

Source for this?

>> No.41912599
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Well done.

>> No.41912602


>And he gladly ate his paradox that day.webm

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>> No.41912816

It's interesting howw stuff like this is allowed when naked people isn't

>> No.41912831

Khornate dubs confirms giant road sign weapons are retarded

>> No.41912836

do people accualy like this sort of thing?

>> No.41912855

murrica. Fake violence is a-ok, but god help you if a female nipple is visible

>> No.41912867

It's not interesting at all, it is traditional. Also I'm pretty sure the game has apropriate age rating (when purchased legally).

>> No.41912874


Oh good Lord you really got me with that one.

>> No.41912890

What sort of thing? Violent games? Fighting games? CBT?
Either way, asnwer is yes.

>> No.41912897
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Jesus christ this is good

>> No.41912908


Circle of Solars meet with Chosen of Journeys.jpg

>> No.41912910


You should see a bunch of the other Fatalities. This one is pretty tame.

>> No.41913022
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Well I know what I am lucid dreaming about tonight.

>> No.41913073

That cap is old as fuck though, older than you are probably.

>> No.41913113

Yes they do

>> No.41913156


>> No.41913157

That is a weird curse.

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>> No.41913471

What does DCT mean?

>> No.41913480


He did, but that was because they went after Frank because he knew too much. Fury helped him a little, but the guy who was in charge of the task force to capture him told him exactly where to find them...

Because when Frank was in the Rangers during Vietnam, he saved the guy from a Vietcong POW camp.

>> No.41913513

those are toads, and that thorny critter is a lizard.

>> No.41913515
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>3 years old
>old as fuck

>> No.41913557

Fuck off, tripless ND!

>> No.41913645

Not actually ND.

>> No.41913659

>Odysseus was pretty into his wife.

Except when he was fucking all his side chicks.

>> No.41913712

I have been looking for this FOREVER WHAT IS THE SOURCE PLEASE?

>> No.41913754

I'm fairly sure it's Black Dynamite.

>> No.41913889

These two are great but leave out the best parts.

>> No.41913949

The system was designed for humans. The crows might try the same thing if it was something they could game.

>> No.41913967

The "multiple mouths on your thighs licking and nibbling at me as you straddled me" bit was worth thinking about some.

>> No.41914029

GIS gave me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_26_gR7Vs8

>> No.41914114

So much better when you notice the Nazi in the back who eventually falls out.

Her uniform always bothered me because, essentially, it has boobs pouches. Her buttons go between her boobs, closer to the torso. So the top had to be fitted to her torso, then extended out for her boobs, and then curved back to the torso. Someone custom made tit-plate for her out of cloth.

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Mortal Kombat is fun in a "OH SHIT HIS FUCKING NUTS! OH FUCK HIS SKULL! DAAAAAMN." sort of way.

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>> No.41914629

how the fuck do you choreograph something like this?

>> No.41914707

I suspect that it wasn't strictly choreographed so much as "ok, everyone start fighting or something" while the actually planned out stuff (ye olde ringing up a person at the register gag, bathroom guy, possibly hitler in the back) was done.

>> No.41914817

That makes sense.

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