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>>41891081
Damn, I need to re-read Punisher MAX. Such a fucking good comic.

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this needs a better filename, suggestions?

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>> No.41891285

>>41891081
To be fair, they almost started a nuclear war as a distraction for stealing a biological weapon from russia
Fury should have killed all of them

>> No.41891319

>>41891285
Didn't Frank take care of them later on? If so, I'm pretty sure Fury put him up to that, or at least gave him their locations and other intel.

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>> No.41891451

>>41891190
Cooking bacon crit fail

>> No.41891474

>>41891163
DOn't forget the part when Odysseus feigned insanoty to avoid going to war by going to the fields and he was discovered when they put his son if front of the tiller and he hesitated

>> No.41891547

>>41891190
>plying your craft

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>>41891474
He was certainly a tricky dick. It's no wonder some think Sisyphus is his actual father.

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>> No.41891939

>>41891919
>not zerg russian

>> No.41892002

>>41891190
How to piss off the Druid

>> No.41892285
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>> No.41892307

>>41892285
Where is Cthuluworld on that map?

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>> No.41892362

>>41891388

Dayum.

....source?

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>> No.41892429

>>41892394
A better name even would be "Lich moonlights as jewelry"

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>>41891657

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>>41891388

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>> No.41892547

>>41891776
Plex is a cutey.

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>> No.41892637

>>41892536

Horrifying.

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>>41891163
so the two dudes fucked right?

>> No.41892929

>>41892767
Probably not. Achilles was all hung up on his young comrade Petro-something, and Odysseus was pretty into his wife.

>> No.41892995

>>41892307
It's Scarytown, but only from 5 to 10 pm

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NEW MEMES!!!

>> No.41894370

>>41892929
Petroclus. Maybe Patroclus? I don't remember. Dude got ganked anyway when the Trojans caught him in Achilles' gear and cart

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>> No.41895020

>>41894687
>atleastwegotgayrights.jpg

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>> No.41895422

>>41895312
As a side note, the version of that video with no music is fantastic.

>> No.41895452

>>41892394
>Dwarf Fortress Vampire

>> No.41895464

>>41895312
What is this from?

>> No.41895503

>>41895464
Turn Down for What

>> No.41895670

>>41895503
for what?

>> No.41895693

>>41895670
Turning down

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>>41895693

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>>41895978

>> No.41896310
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I need new filenames for these.

>> No.41896379

>>41892285
Every time

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>>41896310

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>>41891081

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>>41896854

>> No.41898373

>>41892594
People often try to rationalize evil deeds, dear anon. Rare is the person who see himself as evil.

>> No.41898574

>>41896310
>chandere.jpg

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>>41891939
haha

Underrated post

>> No.41898897

>>41892519
Is that a dog or a bat?

>> No.41898917

>>41898897
It's a batdog. Curze and Russ had a baby apparently.

>> No.41898961

>>41898897
Fruitbat

>> No.41899060

>>41896418
i really don't think you understand filename threads

>> No.41900276

>>41895020
i remember that thread

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>>41896379
"double hell" is the one that always gets me.

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>>41898897
Bat. Dogs can't move their ears separately. Bats can because hearing is a very important sense to them.

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>> No.41902162

>>41902085
So true.

My sides hit orbit.

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>> No.41902278

>>41892429
i thought it was "Lich moonlights as jew"

>> No.41902304

>>41902212
Couldn't the recoil kill her?

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>>41893151

It's a pity that Teleport Backstabs are so derided. It's a Valid tactic in worlds where it's possible.

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>>41901204

The fuck is he doing? You're supposed to keep the flashlight on the fucker.

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>> No.41902710

>>41891178
I don't get it. Also is that a bear?

>> No.41902738

>>41902695
You don't have to post that each time.

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>> No.41902794

>>41892307

>>41892995 is entirely incorrect, likely trying to decieve you. Cthuluworld is all the parts not present on the sheet of paper. That is to say, none of the circles, but also none of the whitespace. Also not the real(in-comic) world, around the paper. Or the real real world. It is the other places.

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>> No.41903109

>>41902304
Only if her hands could reach the trigger

>> No.41903184

>>41902818
Fuck.
My kid brother is a better DM than me.

>> No.41903210
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I don't believe one single image can encapsulate the roughly 5 or 6 years I've spent here.

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>> No.41903320

>>41903184
I was the kid brother
I'm the shitty DM, but in my defense my brother is a literature and psychology major doing investigations in the value of interactive narrative like tabletop rpgs for therapy.

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>> No.41903473

>>41903210
So much "gross, so" and "Fuck, that's my fetish" at the same time

>> No.41903519

>>41902710
Yes, that is a black bear in a doggy door. Don't feed the yao-guai.

>> No.41903589

>>41902710
The door is too small for the thing trying to use it.

Halflings are smaller than humans, and make smaller doors.

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>>41903519
I beg to differ sir, it's all about finding the proper times to feed them.

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>>41891163
Personally, I've always liked the other telling of it, where he didn't immediately give it away like that, so they walked outside, and stabbed a slave. He screamed in pain, and Achilles lept out, grabbing a spear and shield.

It always helped remind me that the Greeks leaders were great Heroes, but not exactly great people.

>> No.41903833

>>41903210
I love you Plague of Gripes

>> No.41904244

>>41903693
holy shit that's like literally the plot of that one terrible movie

>> No.41905176

>>41904244
Thing is that's enough material to make a good movie out of.

>> No.41905484

>>41903693
Didn't that bear end up maiming or killing someone?

>> No.41905593

>>41905484
Doesn't look like it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brutus_%28bear%29

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>> No.41906097

>>41900649
>that filename and pic

Neer forget ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmndxoF74qQ

>> No.41906128

>>41891190
>I can make yam schnapps!

>> No.41906170

>>41892478
>Implying Dick Dastardly's take on evil is stupid, instead of he himself having trouble in execution.

>> No.41906379

>>41902212
>It's for home defense!

>> No.41906614

>>41902254
I thought Tauros were all male after gen 2- I mean, uh, what a dumb baby game!

>> No.41906644

>>41906614
Dude, don't worry this isn't high school, we won't flush your head for liking Pokémon.

>> No.41906648

>>41906614
What sort of puerile infant doesn't love pokemon?

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>> No.41906692

>>41902522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XEXGdk9leE

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need filename
bonus points if not a druid reference

>> No.41906873

>>41896397
I tried playing a bad guy once. That lasted about half a session.

>> No.41906874

>>41906825
>foxy female shits looking at camera

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>> No.41906914

>>41903440
I can't decide if the baby is stupider for not being able to solve it or smarter for knowing it can game the system.

>> No.41906917
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>>41898961
We call them "Flughund" in germany.

(Flying Dog)

>> No.41906949

>>41906917
In Estonian they're "Nahkhiir", which means "Leather mouse"

>> No.41906960

>>41906914
Why can't he be both?

>> No.41906967

>>41906917
The Swedish word, "fladdermus" literally translates to "flappy mouse".

>> No.41906968

>>41906949
Flughund is the name for these big fruitbats.

normal bats are called "Fledermaus"

Fleder is a old word for flapping, or flutter. maus means mouse.

>> No.41906998

>>41906967
>>41906968
In Finnish they're called "lepakko", but only now realized the word comes from "to flap", which is "lepattaa" and "-kko" ending just smoothes the word out so they're pretty much called just "flappy".

>> No.41907037

>>41900649
I don't understand? Is this a famous troll?

>> No.41907065

>>41907037
its Zujin. a Troll-Leader. he even appeared in warcraft 2.

haven't played wow since Wotlk and i can barely remember anything about the screwed up lore, but i remember this fucker.

Elves took his arm with magic so it couldn't grew back. Now he's angry about elves.

"Angry about elves." would be a good alternate filename.

>> No.41907107

>>41903210
Yeah that's perfect

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>>41906917
>>41906949
>>41906967
>>41906968
>>41906998

The superstitious and fanciful English managed to determine that bats weren't flying mice, but this many other European languages couldn't?

Then again, we came up with 'butterfly', which is the most nonsensical compound word you're likely to hear.


PS: Captcha, froyo, while delicious, is not fucking ice cream.

>> No.41907241

>>41907229
Shut up pineapple.

>> No.41907246

>>41891163
I also like when Odysseus meets up with Achilles' ghost
>Oh... hey, Achilles' shade. How's it going?
>Terrible, man. I wasted my life in the pursuit of meaningless honor and violence. All is dust and ash, war is terrible, etc, etc.
>Oh btw your son is totally a badass hoplite now
>SWEET THAT'S FUKKEN AWESOME DOES HE KILL DUDES AND WAR AND SHIT

>> No.41907256

>>41896310
>tibalt being the dominant partner
sorry but are you fucking serious

>> No.41907267

>>41907256
slashfic - no sense of right or wrong

>> No.41907277

>>41907267
That's some bullshit man. I-it's not like I'm into slashfic or anything but Sorin has clearly left a few dozen demonic fuccbois with ravaged anuses across the planes.

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>>41907296
Also works: "Ghost can't find his keys"

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>> No.41907402

>>41906170
He gets out ahead of everyone by fair means, if he just kept going he'd win but he always stops to try and cheat. He values being evil more than being successful, if you refuse to win by "good" or even "neutral" means then you're stupid evil.

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>>41907241
I'll defend the pine part, but not the apple part.

>> No.41907494

>>41905484
You're thinking of the guy who went out among wild grizzlies and tried to be their friend.

>> No.41907520

>>41907229
We call butterflies "Schmetterlinge" in Germany.
"Schmetter" is to smash, "ling" doesn't exactly mean anything, it's just an ending we put on words.

>> No.41907535
File: 288 KB, 630x889, A summary of Greek mythology.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41907535

>>41907338
Knowing Zeus?

>> No.41907616
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41907616

>>41907535
That's the joke. In Marvel, Zeus is the same drinking, womanizing slut he is in Greek Myth, but Hercules hates his dad, and being reminded of how like him he is makes Herc change his ways.

>> No.41907640

>>41906967

Aaww

>>41906917

Meh

>>41906949

Ewww.

>> No.41907642

>>41907421
shouldn't that be Catch Arrows feat?

>> No.41907649

>>41906968
Deflator mouse from the Tick finally makes sense.

>> No.41907660

>>41907065
I stopped at WC3

>> No.41907703
File: 191 KB, 1280x960, Teleri Harbour Master.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41907703

>>41907220
That's pretty much how I look when playing poker...

>> No.41907730

>>41902477

Maersk is an actual company? Who knew...

>> No.41907732
File: 94 KB, 636x848, AdBnlqQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41907732

>>41907065
>>41907660
>played shitton of WC3 and custom maps
>was grinding Zul'Aman timed runs at the time
>only now realized the connection when WC3 Headhunters say "Vengeance for Zul'Jin."

>> No.41907941

>>41906825
>furry scat porn.png

>> No.41907971

>>41906998
"What the fuck are those?" "What you mean the flappy things?" "... You know what? That fits."

>> No.41908086

>>41907649
Well yeah, his name's supposed to be "Die Fledermaus."

>> No.41908104

>>41906917
>>41906968

Not that far off from English, to be honest. Another common name for a fruit bat is "flying fox."

>> No.41908151

>>41907241
>>41907421
Just looked up the origin of the word and it's called that because when some english explorers found them they looked like pine apples, otherwise now known as pine cones. And if you take a look at them in an unripe state, they really do look like pine cones.

>> No.41908218
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>> No.41908227
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>> No.41908247

>>41891919
>Command & Conquer pathing

>> No.41908259
File: 3.51 MB, 1000x2122, Female space marines.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41908267
File: 2.81 MB, 720x404, Don't Fuck With Adepts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41908302

>>41906669
Source?

>> No.41908521
File: 274 KB, 404x596, captcha AI steps up its game.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908521

>>41907229
>PS: Captcha, froyo, while delicious, is not fucking ice cream.

>> No.41908531
File: 2.47 MB, 720x404, Shadowrunner Social Media.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908531

>>41908521

Should have seen it when it counted rocks as pancakes.

>> No.41908590

>>41908521
>select all tomatoes

>> No.41908612

>>41907616
I wish people actually did this. It'd be funny as hell.

>> No.41908654

>>41903210
>Clown mermaid
Clownfish mermaid?

>> No.41908665

>>41908521
I wish that was real, /a/ would be deserted.

>> No.41908667
File: 994 KB, 1200x1734, min-maxing gone wrong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908667

>>41908531
>duckface
Why even

>> No.41908735
File: 102 KB, 1843x1137, surely not even PCs could fuck something up this simple.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41908761
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41908761

>> No.41908778
File: 1.25 MB, 1920x1080, Hanako.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908778

>>41908521
>MissingRealBestGirl.jpg

>> No.41908782

>>41908247
So true!

>> No.41908784
File: 255 KB, 444x506, Storyteller_vs_Powergamer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908784

>>41892536
Spot on.

>> No.41908785

>>41908778
as a matter of fact, there are no best girls in the image

>> No.41908796
File: 665 KB, 1500x1125, 1436362186415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908796

>>41905970

>> No.41908802

>>41908785
>as a matter of fact, there are no best girls in the game
FTFY

>> No.41908837

>>41906967
>The Swedish word, "fladdermus" literally translates to "flappy mouse".
The Muppet Show was right about Swedes all along!

>> No.41908870

>>41907220
>Settlers of catan.gif
My friends and family have 0 pokerface

>> No.41908915
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41908915

>> No.41908924
File: 303 KB, 1000x1300, Miura.Miki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908924

>>41908802
Or is there?
Miki route got released last X-mas.

>> No.41908947
File: 55 KB, 561x543, player_shows_homebrew_content_to_GM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41908947

>>41901983
>No. Please don't. I don't even want to know why you're pissing on your pants.
>You're wrapping your soaked pants around bars. Okay. What.
>You've seen this in a movie, you say.
>That's great. I certainly haven't.
>And you failed your Strength check so those wet pants aren't going anywhere.

>> No.41908954

>>41908778
That doesn't look like Victoria Seras

>> No.41908963

>>41906825
>not_a_druid_reference.png

>> No.41908968

>>41902254
Hey look, it's the thing that sucked all fun out of Pokémon.

Just like minmaxing did with D&D.

>> No.41909010

>>41908924
>Miki route got released last X-mas.
Is this a fan-made thing or are you just dropping bait?

>> No.41909011

>>41902529
Tome of Based Battle

>> No.41909017

>>41908954
She's a brit, she doesn't do the stupid backwards name thing. Her first name is Seras.

>> No.41909039

>>41903210
I'm only saving this for further investigative purposes.

>> No.41909044

>>41909010
Google says it's legit, but I don't know much about KS

http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=9996

>> No.41909056

>>41909017
Still best girl.

>> No.41909058
File: 375 KB, 693x800, 99570d8ecdd16053e07eca1f0edf38d4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41909058

>>41908924
But she's even smellier than Hibiki and that's quite an achievement.

>> No.41909059
File: 244 KB, 911x511, Meowth Me Right.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41909059

>>41892285
>Shadow Shadow Bo Badow

So goddamned stupid I can't stop laughing.

>> No.41909078

>>41908796
Haha I love it

>> No.41909081

>>41909044
A quick check of that page suggests it's "legit" in that it's real, but while it's written by a Dev it's still in the fanfic section. Your earlier post implied they'd made a new release with 6 routes.

>> No.41909111
File: 554 KB, 500x575, SandboxCampaignPCs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909130
File: 167 KB, 660x817, HowRustMonstersSeeFighters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909135
File: 524 KB, 800x1098, PCs coming up with a plan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41909135

>>41908947
Man, if that's the weirdest shit you've had, you ain't seen nothing yet

Highlights from the last year:
>If I have sex with him, the cult won't be able to sacrifice him!
>he's 10
>it's the only way!
>Why do you think it needs to be a virgin sacrifice?
>It's the only way!

>The vampire is somewhere in this city, vampires are weak to fire, so if we set a lot of fires the vamp will have to come out in the open
>um, I think the townsfolk would also-
>great idea! I start casting fireballs at houses

>I'm going to seduce the witch with a sexy dance, first I slowly-
>you don't need to tell me the details
>it's important!
After several minutes explaining his "sexy dance"
>it doesn't work, she's a lesbian
>I can make my penis look like a vulva

>> No.41909147
File: 497 KB, 843x1095, IronyIsThyName.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909154

>>41909081
I'm not that guy, I was just trying to help.

>> No.41909166

>>41909056
Then you should at least get her name right

>> No.41909167
File: 2.23 MB, 853x480, champion of slaanesh.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41909167

>>41892594
Eromanga is an aboriginal town in Australia

>> No.41909168

>>41909154
Oh, no worries then.

>> No.41909174

>>41906825
>Whose bright idea was it to allow a Kitsune 'runner?

>> No.41909181
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>> No.41909201

>>41908667
>min-maxing gone horribly right

>> No.41909303

>>41909010
It's from one of the original writers, but as his disclaimer says, it's not an "official" part of the game, it's just a bunch of text.

>> No.41909309

>>41909135
That was just one example, and it's not exactly a bragging competition but your players have a special kind of insanity.

Also, the pants-peeing prison escapee was a chick. Younger me had a lot of questions then.

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File: 1.89 MB, 464x328, street mage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909330

>>41909309
>and it's not exactly a bragging competition but your players have a special kind of insanity.
Hey man, small town I take what I can get. I've got 2 people who are bro tier, everyone else in this town I've games with is either a shithead or a noshow. So I just run through shitheads and noshows trying to keep campaigns for my 2 REAL friends going.

>> No.41909372
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41909372

>>41908915
>Not posting superior version

>> No.41909384
File: 1.23 MB, 2828x3000, Assist Another.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909414

>>41906825
>nasty fox showing a good ol' /tg/

>> No.41909427

>>41909181
>tfw you read it in his voice!

>> No.41909439

>>41909384
How do I read that mess?

>> No.41909441

>>41909167
This webm is listed as an invalid source for me. What happens in it, and where is it from?

>> No.41909451

>>41909324
this is pretty good, where's it form?

>> No.41909458
File: 959 KB, 300x201, Everyone on tg when there's a problem in their group.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909470

>>41909441
justice x10

>> No.41909473

>>41906825
>not all of the trickster gods pranks were that elaborate

>> No.41909476

>>41908947
they tried this on mythbusters

the pants ripped before they did any damage to the bars.

>> No.41909477

>>41908667
>you will never be dominated by an amazon woman
why even live /tg/

>> No.41909484

>>41909451
A David Blaine parody video. Not entirely sure on anything more specific than that.

>> No.41909500

>>41909470
samurai flamenco

>> No.41909505

>>41909451
The film Balls Out

>> No.41909529
File: 2.93 MB, 210x120, Neckbeard sees quest thread without quest in the title.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41909529

>> No.41909539
File: 108 KB, 1280x720, noredo ey homie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41909539

>>41909505
thanks man

>> No.41909541

>>41907338
But Zeus was a serial rapist who gave zero shits about anything? Greek God's where fucking douchebags, why can't modern comic writers not be arsed to do some research?

>> No.41909550

>>41909441
No idea what happens after that gif, but the show is Samurai Flamenco. I think its a parody of/love letter to sentai shows, but I'm not certain

>> No.41909574

>>41909384
What kind of clusterfuck is that

Maybe you should've asked for some Assist Other when you made that cap

>> No.41909590

>>41909167
SAUCE PLS

>> No.41909636

>>41900649
ITS TIME TO D-D-DUEL

>> No.41909711

>>41906960
>>41906914
>>41903440
Humans don't need to be strong or quick or brave because they are masters of cheating. Tech is just gaming the nature. society is gaming ourselves.

>> No.41909735
File: 672 KB, 400x246, The Fall of Man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909772
File: 178 KB, 1884x1120, ND Nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41909825
File: 195 KB, 1280x720, CALL MY THERAPIST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41909825

>>41909772
>Proof that ND must die for /tg/ to live

>> No.41909860

>>41909772
>Acknowledging ND's existence at all
It's like you want that cancerous blight to show its face here

>> No.41909882

>>41909772
Is it bad that I'm a little aroused by this?

>> No.41909897

>>41908735
Oh, wow. That's just fantastic.

>> No.41909927

>>41909825
>>41909860
>>41909882
That right there is called the NiceDaemonette Effect. Mentally scaring but not fatal. Or it;s what meeting an actual daemonette would be like.

>> No.41909949

>>41909541
BECAUSE THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE
BECAUSE HERC HATES HIS PARENT
BECAUSE PEOPLE OF 2099 KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT THE PAST
BECAUSE LITERALLY DOZENS OF OTHER REASONS
FUCK IT'S LIKE I'M ON /co/ AGAIN

>> No.41909970

>>41908924
Yer fuckin with me, right?

>> No.41910150

>>41909541
Did you even read the filename?

>> No.41910537
File: 119 KB, 261x386, tg's finest hour.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41910537

>>41909949
>BECAUSE THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE
A badly written joke then.
>BECAUSE HERC HATES HIS PARENT
She doesn't seem to be aware of it, so the point still stands
>BECAUSE PEOPLE OF 2099 KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT THE PAST
Bullshit. Greek mythology survived 2000+ years throughout the freaking middle ages. And that is without having living speciments of it running around.

>> No.41910680

>>41910537
It is a badly written joke for you because you, obviously, know nothing about the setting. People of 2099 don't even know if it's actually 2099, shit that was in the "heroic age" is their new Greek Mythology and the only "real" god that was remembered by most was Thor (guess why). Every other god is just some dude that was related to some other dude. She doesn't seem to be aware of it, YES, because of reasons I listed earlier. That's the joke - she thinks she scolds him by using an example of his parent but Herc, who actually knows the truth, is disgusted.

>> No.41910711

>>41892536
This inspired me to read the comic from the start, and I was not disappointed.

>> No.41910727

>>41909590
Samurai Flamenco. It's a pretty wild ride.

>> No.41910785

>>41910680
Then why would he be "boasting about Zeus" if he hates him so much?

>> No.41910826

>>41910537
Isn't the proper name for that one 'Harry Dresden, Private Investigator'?

>> No.41910864

>>41910785
Because he's his damn son and Zeus' name is basically part of his title. Because Zeus, no matter what, is fucking Zeus.

>> No.41911009

>>41910864
So he hates his dad and everything he stands for to the point of the very idea of being like him disgusting him, but he still constantly brings him up to people, who otherwise wouldn't even know about Zeus?

Sounds like bad writing to me.

>> No.41911046

>>41911009
He doesn't hate his dad, Jesus, of course it would sound like bad writing if you don't actually read the damn thing.

>> No.41911167
File: 288 KB, 1000x615, 03.Katawa_RPG.Suriko.weee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41911167

>>41891657
>>41892462
Hanabro here; if you can't laugh at a joke at you're waifu's expense, then you're waifu a shit.

>> No.41911234

>>41911046
According to >>41909949, yes he does.
So, which one is it?

>> No.41911310

>>41911234
Yeah, okay, I wrote it wrong. I admit my mistake and I'm sorry for misleading you. Herc doesn't straight-up hate his parent but he hates how he treats mortals, all that rape stuff included. If you're really interested in the matter, I'd recommend reading The Incredible Hercules by Pak and Van Lente.

>> No.41911561
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>> No.41911618
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>> No.41911640
File: 2.64 MB, 1280x720, Flawless PC logic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41911850

>>41911310
I just might, though I'm not all that invested in Marvel since Civil War (outside of the current run of Hawkeye that is).

>> No.41912129
File: 1.42 MB, 1078x4922, why are there so many pictures of this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41912129

>>41906825
This explains why there are so many pictures of that.

>> No.41912172

>>41905593

>raise him as your own
>love and affection
>best man
>name him Brutus
Jesus, talk about tempting fate.

>> No.41912291
File: 115 KB, 773x1032, Seras_Victoria.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41912291

>>41911167
That's why Seras is best girl

>> No.41912399

>>41908968
You must be a real asshole if it is so easy for you to lose your sense of joy

>> No.41912428
File: 676 KB, 1280x720, Alchemy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41912468
File: 20 KB, 500x400, tech priest seduces the machine spirit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41912482

>>41902085
I knew what would happen and I still laughed...

>> No.41912560

>>41912428
Source for this?

>> No.41912599
File: 3.26 MB, 468x352, 20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip, 21 would be an idiot trying to punch things with his fist.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41912599

>>41895020
Well done.

>> No.41912602

>>41909324

>And he gladly ate his paradox that day.webm

>> No.41912788
File: 231 KB, 929x278, Give 'em a Brake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.41912799
File: 171 KB, 800x507, Allah 'Ead Ch'allah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41912799

>> No.41912816

>>41908531
It's interesting howw stuff like this is allowed when naked people isn't

>> No.41912831

>>41912788
Khornate dubs confirms giant road sign weapons are retarded

>> No.41912836

>>41908267
do people accualy like this sort of thing?

>> No.41912855

>>41912816
murrica. Fake violence is a-ok, but god help you if a female nipple is visible

>> No.41912867

>>41912816
It's not interesting at all, it is traditional. Also I'm pretty sure the game has apropriate age rating (when purchased legally).

>> No.41912874

>>41912799

Oh good Lord you really got me with that one.

>> No.41912890

>>41912836
What sort of thing? Violent games? Fighting games? CBT?
Either way, asnwer is yes.

>> No.41912897
File: 47 KB, 558x564, 1407125557408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41912897

>>41912799
Jesus christ this is good

>> No.41912908

>>41912799

Circle of Solars meet with Chosen of Journeys.jpg

>> No.41912910

>>41912816

You should see a bunch of the other Fatalities. This one is pretty tame.

>> No.41913022
File: 5 KB, 194x205, 1439603392775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41913022

>>41909772
Well I know what I am lucid dreaming about tonight.

>> No.41913073

>>41909574
That cap is old as fuck though, older than you are probably.

>> No.41913113

>>41902738
Yes they do

>> No.41913156

>>41892536
>WhatHappenedToTheAndrosynth.jpg

>> No.41913157

>>41913113
That is a weird curse.

>> No.41913416
File: 2.94 MB, 640x272, tg gets a pet frog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41913416

>>41912291
>DCT
Nah.

>> No.41913471

>>41913416
What does DCT mean?

>> No.41913480

>>41891319

He did, but that was because they went after Frank because he knew too much. Fury helped him a little, but the guy who was in charge of the task force to capture him told him exactly where to find them...

Because when Frank was in the Rangers during Vietnam, he saved the guy from a Vietcong POW camp.

>> No.41913513

>>41913416
those are toads, and that thorny critter is a lizard.

>> No.41913515
File: 58 KB, 533x299, 1436416703781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41913515

>>41913073
>3 years old
>old as fuck

>> No.41913557

>>41913022
Fuck off, tripless ND!

>> No.41913645

>>41913557
Not actually ND.

>> No.41913659

>>41892929
>Odysseus was pretty into his wife.

Except when he was fucking all his side chicks.

>> No.41913712

>>41911640
I have been looking for this FOREVER WHAT IS THE SOURCE PLEASE?

>> No.41913754

>>41913712
I'm fairly sure it's Black Dynamite.

>> No.41913889

>>41911640
>>41911618
These two are great but leave out the best parts.

>> No.41913949

>>41906914
The system was designed for humans. The crows might try the same thing if it was something they could game.

>> No.41913967

>>41909882
The "multiple mouths on your thighs licking and nibbling at me as you straddled me" bit was worth thinking about some.

>> No.41914029

>>41912560
GIS gave me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_26_gR7Vs8

>> No.41914114

>>41911618
So much better when you notice the Nazi in the back who eventually falls out.

>>41912291
Her uniform always bothered me because, essentially, it has boobs pouches. Her buttons go between her boobs, closer to the torso. So the top had to be fitted to her torso, then extended out for her boobs, and then curved back to the torso. Someone custom made tit-plate for her out of cloth.

>> No.41914341
File: 2.06 MB, 624x335, Street Samurai.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41914341

>>41912836
Mortal Kombat is fun in a "OH SHIT HIS FUCKING NUTS! OH FUCK HIS SKULL! DAAAAAMN." sort of way.

>> No.41914401
File: 11 KB, 485x68, and the prom's tommorrow!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41914401

>> No.41914629

>>41911618
how the fuck do you choreograph something like this?

>> No.41914707

>>41914629
I suspect that it wasn't strictly choreographed so much as "ok, everyone start fighting or something" while the actually planned out stuff (ye olde ringing up a person at the register gag, bathroom guy, possibly hitler in the back) was done.

>> No.41914817

>>41914707
That makes sense.

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