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As the pings rapidly increase in frequency, their damning ring echoing off your hull and into the depths, you suppress the urge to scream.

They've found you *again.*

The damned pulses buzz and tingle as they hit your skin, unpleasant and invasive. He's clearly got your position, so you've got nothing to lose...


Seven-hundred yards behind you.

The steady, relentless sound of his screws chewing the water grow and grow in your ears as the sharp cold pings increase in tempo, nailing down your position in the deeps. You kick your feet faster, resisting the tiny screaming voice deep in your heart that begs you to hit flank speed and turn for all you're worth. To present your broadside to his active sonar would ensure he can't miss, and there's still a chance he'll miss.

A small chance, but a chance.

You ping again – five-hundred yards.

He's more above you than behind you now; you can hear the distinctive purr of a high-power steam turbine through your baffles. He's picking up speed now, but not too much – he doesn't want to deafen himself till the last possible second. The pings are coming so fast now that you can hardly feel anything else but that damned accelerating ringing in your ears like the doppler-shifting scream of incoming ordinance -

- wait -

- WAIT -

Screws accelerating, turbine screaming into high-gear-


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Bubbles boil up behind you as you punch flank speed, heeling hard to port. From directly above you hear the *KAWHAM KAWHAM!* of a Y-gun firing; the sharp reports slapping the water as they hurl depth charges far out abeam of your attacker to create a pattern to catch you. That makes him Nasty Irritating Prick #2 - #1 has *two* of the damned things. You look upwards, unable to see the ashcans sinking towards you, but perfectly capable of imagining them as they sink. You're at six knots now, coming up on seven, and turning far, far too slow.




The fantail charges begin detonating behind you. Timing it from when you heard the first splash, you know you'll turn clear of them before they reach you, but the side-thrown ones, they will be right on top of you. You brace for the blast, halting your turn and praying that you've managed to thread the narrow needle between his fantail and the throw of the Y-gun-


A pressure wave slams into your belly, lifting you a few inches and making you rock slightly. Alarm bolts through your system like a cold lightning bolt; it was *damn* close but went off a good fifty feet too deep. The layer overhead must be playing hell with their depth ranging.

You turn hard once more to present your bow to the retreating destroyer, giving his sonar the smallest possible target as you drop speed to ahead one-third – as much to husband your strength as to keep the sound down. If you run out of battery before they run out of charges, its all over. The last attack was the closest yet – if the charge had been twenty yards closer, the depth wouldn't have mattered – but you've survived, again.

And that's when you hear playmate #1's pings behind you as he finishes his turn and comes towards your location, pinging steadily and inevitably.

[ ] We have to go deeper.
[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

>> No.41875889

>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

>> No.41875897

>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

time to do what Harder does best

>> No.41875901

>[x] We have to go deeper.

>> No.41875907

[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.


>> No.41875908

>[x] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

Its Harder Time.

>> No.41875911

>[x] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

These goddamn bitches.

>> No.41875928

We arrive!

... Hmmm... Are any of our submarine experts around? We should heed their council.

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>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.
HEY! The best time of the day is here!

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[X] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.


>> No.41875947
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Hate has confirmed that Hornet does indeed raid his footlocker to steel underwear.

>> No.41875955

The Harder is known not for backing down, but for taking the fight to the enemy.

>> No.41875959

>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

>> No.41875960

>[x] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

IIRC, Harder's specialty was DDs. Come at him.

Best night of the week #2!

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> That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

If we can strike lets hop to it! Hittem again Harder!

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>> No.41875981

>no panty lines


>> No.41875988

>Iowa picture
i fucking knew it

>> No.41875999

Kick-ass, my thanks to whichever drawfag did this!

That Iowa pic tho

>> No.41876000

>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

Harder time pls.

>> No.41876001

You are a scholar and a credit to the human race.

I agree.

Very well.

>[x] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

He traded me certain resources for Cloaked Drone technology. With the miniaturization required.

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[x] We have to go deeper.
skedaddle. we're a submarine not a space marine

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>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.
It's tricky, but if we can make abyssal slut #1 eat our long and thick torpedo it'll be much easier to escape.

>> No.41876008

She IS an Indian.

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[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

Stop being a bunch of passive bitches.

>> No.41876017

>Iowa picture on the inside


>> No.41876020

>dat pic of Iowa

>> No.41876029

>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

It's not just our batteries that we have to worry about.

If we muck about RIGHT NOW, we will miss our chance to actually get some shots in on the enemy carriers.

It's either risk it all to break through the escorts now, or give up on even attacking the enemy fleet.

>> No.41876036

Well that was fast.

>> No.41876044

but Harder IS a space marine

go read up on his history

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>we're a submarine not a space marine

>> No.41876063

Well done Hornet

>> No.41876067

We Unbound always provide exactly what our clients require.

Cpl. Hate required miniaturized Cloaked Drones for surveillance purposes. We provided.

And now, I have a puppy.

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Well don't you have a large aft.

>> No.41876072

>[X] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

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>> No.41876080

>[x] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

This plan to be Albacore (SS-218) isn't working. Let's try to be Harder.

>> No.41876081

>[X] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.
Time to leave up to your reputation Harder.

>> No.41876084

>steel underwear
Well I guess they ARE shipgirls.

>> No.41876114

>PT-323 and PT-308

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>> No.41876154

This is a rather different situation from the Virginia's.
With two destroyers running a constant train on Harder's ass, basically his only hope of survival is for somebody else to peel them off of him or for him to get lucky long enough for them to give up. He doesn't have the time or endurance to keep getting lucky. He does have a reputation for fucking back at fuckers.

Going deep will just bring us farther away from the layer and make it easier for them to get a depth fix on us, without solving anything.
Murder will solve all of our problems if we can pull it off.

>> No.41876173

Don't those cases have like, 4 padlocks?

How the fuck did she open it?

>> No.41876184

Don't padlocks have an issue trying to stop 30k+ ton vessels?

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Used her aft section to cut it open.

>> No.41876200

>implying locks would stop her

>> No.41876201

>Hornet goes shipmode just to crush a few padlocks and steal underwear

somehow this works

>> No.41876209

Hornet required an automated lock pick. She offered insights into the nature and workings of ship girls.

We provided. She revealed little.

We are slightly miffed.

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Clownpiece for next Fairy Wars

>> No.41876251

>Arizona trip

>> No.41876254

>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.


>> No.41876255

my fucking sides

>> No.41876274

... Have you taken over Admiral Settle's phone again, Arizona?

If so, please return it to him. I am quite certain he is no longer drunk.

>> No.41876280

Oh gee, she's got her own cellphone now.
Or computer. Whatever, let's just PANIC

>> No.41876282

Speaking of those subs, just a reminder because I realize I'd forgotten it myself:
There are two of them covering our carrier group, not just the one we followed last time

>> No.41876283

A corgi I presume?

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>starting a galactic trade with shipgirls

You nosing in on US NAVY business, Bentus?

>> No.41876302


Ari figured out how to use SMARTPHONES?

Oh. Oh dear.

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>[ ] That does it. That fucking *does* it. Time to put some blood in the water.

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>> No.41876319

When did HatexHornet become a thing?

Or is this another one of those things Service men do to fuck with their fellow service men?

>> No.41876323

Oh yeah, I'm not sure if this trip is legit but if to everybody who went to bed at a sane hour on wednesday you need to read what happened after the thread. It's amazing.

>> No.41876337

He is adorable and I've outfitted him for space walks, which he greatly enjoys.

He also now possesses enough firepower to sink a Qwaar Heavy Cruiser in seconds.

We are traders. We trade.

Yes, you are indeed adorable.

>> No.41876342

It seems more hijinks than romantic in any way, shape or form. Partners in crime/stupid shit

>> No.41876349

Neither is a thing, Hornet just needed underwear, and didn't want to buy/requisition her own.

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Dude, refer to last thread.
Seriously, when you guys went to sleep, we had a ball of a time talking with Arizona when the admiral got drunk.

>> No.41876359

Hornet and Hate got drunk on the night we were told about Iowa.

Hornets and Indian, and therefore can't hold alcohol.

Now shes stealing underwear from Hate because she doesn't have any of her own.

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Aw yisss.

Dat posterior.

Bunny radar set for Hornet when?

>> No.41876378


You aren't exempt missy. You are much wider then hornet ever could be at the waterline.

You wouldn't have any spare dreadnaughts lying around not doing anything would you?

>> No.41876386

So to recap, we are between two ships with our bow pointed towards the stern of one retreating, and one coming towards us.

The BLOOD AND THUNDER course of action would be to surface to periscope depth in the wake of one ship to hide from the rear ship's sonar and fire torpedoes fore and aft to take out both ships. Mk14s can be fired from a depth of up to 180 feet, but take time to rise to the surface.

A possible game changer would be acoustic seekers, we still don't know what Harder has loaded in his aft tubes. Hue

>> No.41876389

Good boy.
When this picture was first posted: >>41876123
Wait, you were able to outfit a PT corgi with enough firepower to sink a heavy cruiser?

I'm worried what you would be able to do with Canadian Geese.

>> No.41876402

>Now shes stealing underwear from Hate because she doesn't have any of her own.

It seems like Naka (or really, any of the girls) would be a better person to talk to about this then Hate.

>> No.41876407

>Bunny radar set for Hornet when?
Hornet already has a radar though. Willie too.

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>You aren't exempt missy. You are much wider then hornet ever could be at the waterline.

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>> No.41876423

>Must find out which one is a tratior.
I easy enough.

>> No.41876430

Hornet doesn't seem to have made many friends with the jap girls, even ignoring the scuffle on the beach.

>> No.41876444

Planefag, I actually had a thought regarding the equipment of the girls, along with modernization, upgrades and so on... In the game and in several doujins I've seen, aren't the fairies responsible for maintainance and R&D, with a small amount of human-sized help?

Sure, in your quest with the shifts in size and so on, it makes things more complicated, but given that pilot a couple of threads back who proved the fairies are a little more than just the extensions of their mothership's will, it'd make sense for Settle and co. to look into seeing if they can help out around the base. Sure, it'd mean declassifying them somewhat, but personally, I'd be excited to see it. Just a suggestion.

>> No.41876446

97 foot beam vs 83 foot beam (114 counting the flightdeck)

>> No.41876450

But is it a BUNNY radar?

The prosecution rests.

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>> No.41876458

Dreadnought technology is only sold to space faring races.

We do not keep ships whole. Only the technical specifications.

We were honestly quite surprised that Cpl. Hate managed to construct Cloaked Drones to act as surveillance cameras.

We can do much. But Geeses are far less adorable than corgis.

Much less motivation to do so.

Miss Arizona, your order has been prepared. Standby for transfer.

We do thank you for proper payment.

>> No.41876460

>to talk to

I think if she's stealing it, she doesn't intend to talk about it or get caught.

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>shit posting ari

>> No.41876465

97' beam compared to 83', at the waterline at least

>> No.41876475

Seeing a faerie= roll 1d10 san loss

>> No.41876487

Rolled 2 (1d10)


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Okay, that was low.

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>Miss Arizona, your order has been prepared.


>> No.41876508

not as low as Arizonas hulk

>> No.41876510

We might want to work on that
Well that doesn't seem to be working out for her at all.

>> No.41876517

1) Fae are extremely unsettling to humans for a number of reasons
2) It's unknown what effects there would be to the shipgirl whos crew leave her
3) Aside from a singular desu, the fae haven't been able to actually communicate with humans besides that one time there was an incoherent screaming match

>> No.41876519

That would be a decent quest for Settle. He has passed the fae SAN check a couple times though.

Now, not making the rest of the base and eventually himself crazy would be the tricky part.

>> No.41876523

I can't be the only one who's annoyed by all these RP fags.

>> No.41876529

Were you not here when Arizona got a hold of Settle's phone last thread?
Shit's hilarious, bro. Even Hate was stumped.

>> No.41876545

i was and its still funny

>> No.41876552

They shift back and forth between annoying and amusing for me. Just learn to ignore them.

>> No.41876553


And I can't be the only one who finds their peanut gallery banter amusing.

inb4 shit taste

>> No.41876561

Not stumped, just pissed he couldn't out-shitpost her.

>> No.41876570

Bentus is ignorable, as is the corgi. Most of the obnoxious jap ones gave up a while ago. Hornet is eh. I'm pretty sure Ari is planefag and also hilarious. Naturally Hate and Naka are golden

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>There are people in this thread who did not witness Arizona's shitposting shenanigans last thread
>There are people in this thread who cannot see the implications it has on this quest

>> No.41876597

Hate is funny though.

>> No.41876598

Amusing as Ari's posting is, with every one of her posts being an image I can't help but feel like we'd do best not to encourage her to post TOO much, lest we run out of image limit prematurely.

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they're all shit

>> No.41876616
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Settle will be the campion against fae racism.

>> No.41876623

The Bentusi Exchange is not in the habit of discussing transactions with other clients.

Otherwise, a certain Admiral would be made aware of the transactions made by a certain carrier and a certain battleship.

>> No.41876637

That reminds me, the game now tracks XP for planes, which actually improves their performance. Conversely, the plane(s) may lose some or all of their experience of too many get shot down. Make of that what you will.

I'd assumed that was because they were speaking (sailor) japanese and Settle just wasn't versed enough to figure it out.

>> No.41876646
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Shokaku when fapangel?

>> No.41876664

As soon as we return to the control room with Admiral Settle.

>> No.41876673
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I've been making too many of these.
It's too much fun, and planefag makes it so easy.

>> No.41876679

To be honest, half the personnel on base are crazy enough that a couple more or less points of SAN won't matter in the grand scheme of things.

Shipgirls CAN be decommissioned. What about fleet logistics and repair ships? They could be cannibalized (metaphorically) to create small-scale factories for their fairy crews. Official cannon is that if a girl is decommissioned, she can live as a perfectly ordinary human. The fairies certainly seem capable of understanding humans at least, even if they can't communicate very well.

GOD I wish I could read moonrunes to play the game.

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how did that saying go?
"there's only one thief in the navy, everyone else is just trying to get their panties back"

>> No.41876694

>strike witches e.4

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>> No.41876706


Makes me wonder if Shoukaku or Ari raid Settles stuff.

>> No.41876707

>Shipgirls CAN be decommissioned
In the game, we haven't touched on that in-quest yet thankfully

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Bentus, you can't just outfit a small dog with laser cannons--he's gonna need a shield generator, too, if he wants to be able to soak up damage as good as he dishes out.

This was a grossly irresponsible move on your part.

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That's the best one so far.

>> No.41876716

Who here thinks the best way for Naka to help Harder fend off Iku is to teach him the cold fish style? Given Harder's a guy, she'll probably hunt down stereotypical male lines from h-anime to recite in the dullest tone possible.

>> No.41876718
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you dont need to know moonrunes to know how to play.

After a short while, you just understand which button does what.

And theres translator/manager programs to help you translate the stuff you need to know. Like pic related.

>> No.41876725

So what exactly did Arizona do last thread.

>> No.41876742

>GOD I wish I could read moonrunes to play the game.
Like you have to. There's translated interfaces that work just fine.

>> No.41876743


Shoukaku air raids settles

>> No.41876745

Did some hilarious shitposting.

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>> No.41876754

Read the thread and discover it for yourself.

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Tied up Settle and hijacked his phone. Then her and Hate got into a tad of a shitflinging match.

A fun time was had by all.

>> No.41876764

Commie has an English patch for KonColle. There's several more UI translations floating around if you Google.

>> No.41876769

Looks like I'm gonna have to dive back into the previous thread.

>> No.41876775

Why have the Yamatos turned in to fairies?

>> No.41876776

You really should read it, but the gist of it is that settle/planefag got progressively more drunk while bantering with Hate about Yamato's main guns and shenanigans thereof, Hate mentioned sending Arizona to take care of him and mentioning offhand that she mostly just talks in images online and then planefag fucking -ran- with it

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>> No.41876786

Rolled 8 (1d10)


>> No.41876787

>Implying that's not what Iku is counting on
Subslut doori.

>captcha wants donuts
Get out of here Kongou

>> No.41876795


I want to see what happens when Shoukaku or Naka get ahold of settles phone. Shou can go at it like a marine and Naka will just innuendo Hate.

>> No.41876800


1. That's actually the radar set mounted on the Yamato and Musashi.


>> No.41876802

Well, (NPC) Akashi runs the factory with a bunch of construction fairies...

>> No.41876810

What part of "outfitted for space walks" didn't explain that?

He has enough shielding to softly bask in the solar winds.

And we outfitted him with Ion Cannons. Please get it right.

One of the transactions made by Miss Shoukaku was Admiral Settle's medical file and a nurse outfit.

According to your technical specifications, it is indeed so, Miss Arizona.

Whether it applies to your current Bound body is debatable.

>> No.41876816


So shes Santa?

>> No.41876830

Shoukaku self-confirmed that she's not too good at computers, if I remember correctly.
Naka is already here

>> No.41876831

Arizona, maybe you should stick to using morse for now? We'd really like to keep the image limit...

>> No.41876837
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Rollin for 2D10 SAN.

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>> No.41876849

Rolled 4, 8 = 12 (2d10)

Here comes the SNOW!!!

>> No.41876857

That's why Naka has to actually TEACH him the cold fish technique, and not simply feed him lines.

>> No.41876858

Oi, acq is later man!

>> No.41876862
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Pictured: Lieutenant Commander Shigeharu Murata

>> No.41876881
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>worrying about image limit in an aero gay thread

>> No.41876883


You still have nothing on Sara Maru or Lady Lex though, they are well... STACKED

Damnit anon

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What we should be worried about is the possibility of Sammy getting a smartphone--or worse, picking up Hate's habits and "acquiring" an unattended phone somewhere on base.

>> No.41876902
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The game has been adding equipments with fairies that resemble shipgirls.

>> No.41876906

She's already a shitstain on xbox live, presumably she knows the ropes.

>> No.41876916


She probably does so already. Shes probably shitposting as a gaijinship on 2ch

>> No.41876921

You mean she hasn't?

Oh and I am writing a little thing for this.

>> No.41876938
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>saying its not true
woman look at that stern

>> No.41876948

You have to pay for the stuff so no.

>> No.41876954

>Shes probably shitposting as a gaijinship on 2ch
>Don't make us torpedo run you again.

>> No.41876973

It's not fat, it's healthy.

>now captcha asks for grass
Go home captcha, you're drunk.

>> No.41876975

Nah, that'd be Johnston. She led the charge after all. Commander Evans was a helluva dude.

>> No.41876977

Could be wearing a thong.

>> No.41876980
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We need to watch this with Arizona.

>> No.41876981

I bet Willie D is worse.

Think about it: all her frustration with a world that goes out of its way to make sure she fucks up everything, given an anonymous outlet.

>> No.41876988


So shes got a tumblr account.

>> No.41876990

But that's how Santa works. You leave the money under the Christmas tree and Santa gives you what you asked for and tells you how much you need to leave on New Years to cover any difference or how much change you'll be getting.

>> No.41876997

if he stopped firehosing spaghetti and actually tried to iku iku's ikus, he'd be treated like johnny bravo dipped in pussy repellant.

>> No.41876999

So she'd be the ultimate online bully?

>> No.41877003

Either that or she goes to 4chan to vent.

>> No.41877005

Yes, we do subcontract for Mr. Nicolas.

>> No.41877016
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>Willie Dee

I can't see it

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>> No.41877033

Nah, her seething resentment at the unfairness of the world is actually justified.

>> No.41877043

When dealing with Iku? That's the desired result.

>> No.41877048

Commie patch gets you banned, along with any other direct UI manipulation.

the other managers avoid this by not modifying the UI of the actual game.

>> No.41877052

>That smile

>> No.41877056
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>> No.41877061

No, they're all fags.

>> No.41877063

>that smile

I'm going to give AZ all of the hugs. All of them.

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>> No.41877086

Hey if all else fails, we can decommission Willie... Actually no, that'd be cruel. She tries so hard!

Seriously? I am down for that! Good times await!

>> No.41877127
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>Not wanting Arizona to shittalk us

>> No.41877175

>Commie patch gets you banned
Really? Have not touched the game since last year so I didn't know.

>> No.41877230

she goes on yahoo answers and genuinely tries to help people

>> No.41877231

look up KanColleViewer on /jp/ if you want a translated manager.

You really dont need a helper/manager though if you just read the wiki, it explains nearly everything.

anything that directly modifies the flash/causes requests to be sent to the server gets you banned. all the managers are essentially glorified passive proxies displaying information you already have.

>> No.41877239

The Virginia's have tomahawks I their VLS tubes. If Harder can get a call through, Settle can have one out up and lob a couple at the destroyers. Hell, Settle should be able to see the tin cans making their depth charge runs and figure it out for himself. The Virgina's should be well within range and one tomahawk should be more than enough.

>> No.41877241

just go with kancolle viewer

>> No.41877262

Or goes on Yahoo Answers as their top question poster.

>> No.41877264

...damn, that's so fitting that it will be my canon for now on.

>> No.41877273

I still don't know why anyone 'plays' the game. I mean how lonely do you have to be to make so much effort just to play shipgirl pokemon?

>> No.41877281

The SSNs are busy right now, and it would take a half hour for their missiles to arrive.
Harder doesn't have that time.

>> No.41877297

Why do people play Football Manager?

>> No.41877311

I just learned something mildly terrifying. Near the end of the war Iowa BBs were issued with Variable Time (proximity) fuses, they were again issued new model proximity HE shells during the 1980's reactivation. For artillery purposes proximity fuses are used to airburst a round before it hits the ground, forcing the enemy to be under hard cover instead of below ground level in a trench. It's likely that the Iowas used them in fashion during the Gulf War and other conflicts.

I can't find any record of them actually doing this, but there exists a data table showing travel times and ranges for a 16" VT shell fired into the air. What I'm saying is that Iowa and her sisters could potentially use their main batteries as flak guns. The mounts are not dual-purpose and can only elevate to +45 degrees instead of the typical +85, but this would still allow them to engage aircraft up to 5km out and 4km in altitude.

This would allow the Iowas to lay down some serious FREEDOM all over any enemy planes that must approach to within a certain distance at low altitudes. Torpedo bombers for instance.

>> No.41877318

Not that anon, but curse all football manager games.

I can't even get decent contract negotiations when I play as Barcelona.

>> No.41877320

It's a good game where you manage players on a team in an actual sport, and you don't even have to pay money to marry any of them to increase their effectiveness?

>> No.41877333

>lob a couple at the destroyers
The Virginias (and everyone else) only have TLAMs. The TASM has been gone for a decade.

>> No.41877344

Wait, is it any better than the beehive shells the IJN uses?

>> No.41877368
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>You still have nothing on Sara Maru or Lady Lex though, they are well... STACKED

>> No.41877384

They've been phased back in in-quest, the admirals mentioned that the Burkers at least had multi-mode tomahawks while they were discussing strategy.
It's why the carrier and surface group were options for the missile strike

>> No.41877386

Two hundred posts and only the OP from planefag

>> No.41877390


in the words of my generation, "pics or gtfo"

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>> No.41877394


Ari, I know you like the pretty pictures and all, but this thread's got a 150 picture limit and we're already a third of the way there.

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>decent contract negotiations
If you're not giving indecent amounts of dough, you're playing Barcelona wrong.

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>16" guns as anti-air.

Jesus Christ how FREE.

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>> No.41877419
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>From where does planefag get all his history?

>> No.41877422
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Ari, dear, have you seen their stacks? Thirsty man could eat that booty like groceries for fucking days.

>> No.41877426

So an average planefag thread?

>> No.41877446

Bro I'm trying to give myself a challenge by running barca on a shoestring budget.

Apparently messi and xavi don't know the meaning of SAVING UP

>> No.41877452

>the faeries are playing the national anthem!

Jesus Christ how madness-inducingly adorable.

>> No.41877456

He usually gets about one in before two hundred.

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..-. .. -. .

>> No.41877463

Oh hey, I caught it live.

>> No.41877468


>> No.41877470

Well, it presumably doesn't ruin the guns when you fire them.

So, yes?

>> No.41877479

Yeah but he usually doesn't shitpost as AZ first.

>> No.41877483


Tah Dah!

>> No.41877498

[x] Give Kongou a Starbucks gift card

>> No.41877505


>> No.41877506

Still got something on Sammy and DesDiv 6, don't be too sad.

>> No.41877507 [SPOILER] 
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hahahahahahAHAHAHAHA, Shoutouts to that one Anon last thread for this!

Captcha was even donuts, also. Fantastic.

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"Més que un club" doesn't translate well into a computer.

Unlike some shipsluts.

>> No.41877514


We're never gonna see this drawfag again, are we?

>> No.41877520


>> No.41877521


>> No.41877527
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Rolled 2 (1d10)


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>> No.41877531
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Oh my god. Dat ass, dat smile.

I'm in love.

>> No.41877534


I'm working on one as well, just another 10 minutes or so...

>> No.41877545
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>> No.41877552
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>> No.41877556

You know you can type on a phone or keyboard despite being mute?

>> No.41877558

swiggity swoogity, I'm comin' for some battleship booty!

>> No.41877564

What's Ari doing in pantyhose?

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>> No.41877580
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you are doing god's work

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Pixel Delivars hard, as always. well done

>> No.41877598
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>This inexorable tide of Arizona art after the hiatus

>> No.41877613

.. / .-- .- -. - / ... . -- .--. .- .. / - --- / -. --- - .. -.-. . / -- .

>> No.41877615

That’s either a g-string or commando, anon.

Probably the latter. Hornet stole Ari's panties for her own use.

>> No.41877617
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>> No.41877622

It's Glorious.

>> No.41877623

why do I have a bad premonition out of nowhere..

>> No.41877647

>i want sempai to notice me

>> No.41877651

... . -. .--. .- .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -. . ...- . .-. / -. --- - .. -.-. . / -.-- --- ..-

>> No.41877661

So sunk by the Germans in one of the most embarrassing naval actions ever?

>> No.41877667

Shh, you're just feeling Arizona's counter to Shokakus settle rape preparations.

>> No.41877679

No bully.

>> No.41877681

Her boilers are gonna burst from how fast her screws are gonna be spinning when she docks with Settle if you catch the cut of my jib.

>> No.41877694

>sempai will never notice you

>> No.41877699
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The propaganda films during the war always lingered on this part – the tense, fearful wait for the depth charges to sink; the blasts buffeting the little model submarine in the tank of water maneuvered by prop-handlers. The long hunt, the never-ending bombardment is what defines the submarine war in the minds of the public – then and now, as your internet roaming discovered. When the escorts crowd in above you, every evasive maneuver seems to be futile and you can't seem to shake the dogs prowling the surface above, the answer is always the same -

Run quieter.

Go deeper.

They are the brave ones – the skippers with nerves of steel, listening to the destroyers making their runs every few minutes for hours and even days on end, plodding along at a safe, silent two knots while their attackers scream in at flank to bombard and bombard and bombard. *They* are the unshakable and fearless, the men who'd dive well below their test-depth, listening to the steel hull creak and groan under ever-increasing strain, knowing every *second* that the boat might slip past her crush depth and implode, killing everyone aboard before they know what hit them. Men like these defined the Silent Service; iron wills and steel nerves. Your peers, your icons – it is by their example that you could, and should escape this lethal trap.

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>> No.41877714

Oh, I still prefer Shoukaku. I simply admire the aesthetic.

Honestly, while Hate has claimed Arizona seeks Settle's love, I never felt it went beyond filial love.

Of course, being Unbound, I might be misreading the situation.

>> No.41877725

I think you just really REALLY want Shoukaku Bentus.

No shame.

>> No.41877736
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Every thread.

>> No.41877739 [SPOILER] 
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Thread needs more Shokaku

>> No.41877740
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You stare down into the dark, cold abyss of the Pacific; the breeding ground of the abyssals, the grave of countless thousands. You're a hundred feet past your test depth already – and to survive you might have to dive a hundred more, knowing death could come at any second, and that Na- nobody would know what claimed you, or how. The sound of the second escort's screws are coming in fast as his fellow circles around at flank to line up another run – if you're going to move, you've got to do it now. But when you squeeze your trembling hands tight and try to summon the resolve to take the plunge, all you can hear is the fast, steady beat of the destroyer's pistons overhead as the motherfucker motors in as casual as can please to hammer you again.

Your skin flushes with heat as the last thin thread of patience snaps, your eyes turning upwards to the distant glow of the surface. Someone's diving into that abyss today – and it sure as hell won't be you.

It's time to send these assholes home.

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>> No.41877758

USS Constitution, Still in active duty. Or at least, ship in service for the longest in American history.

Someone check my facts

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>> No.41877766

The IJN incendiary shells were basically giant 18" dragon breath rounds with a time delay. The shell bursts into a cone of incendiary tubes and shrapnel from the shell body. It would certainly fuck up your day if you took one to the face, but the guns used to fire them didn't have anywhere near the tracking speed to keep up with modern aircraft. USN pilots considered them to be little more than fireworks.

16" VT shells on the other hand...

Remember what planefag said about the 14" shell turning the EOD truck vainly trying to contain the blast into yet more shrapnel? Yeah. These are 626 pounds heavier than that.

To put that into perspective I've read that the navy occasionally fired a 16" HE shell into Vietnam (just one!) to knock down the jungle and create a landing zone for helicopters. A single shell is enough to knock everything flat in a 100 yard radius and defoliate everything 150 yards beyond that.

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You kick into flank, spreading your hands wide, twenty-five degree incline to climb out of the depths at a noisy nine knots. You come up to one-hundred-thirty feet and level off as NIP #1 breaks the thousand-yard circle, already accelerating, pinging you madly. He's as excited as a yippy dog to find you shallow, too shallow to sidestep depth charges before they reach you. You strain your ears to find his fellow, already behind him and to one side, ready to start his own run to pin you down as his fellow circles for yet another god damned depth-charging. You pop your tube doors early, and ping NIP #1 to nail down his range perfectly – running silent can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Numbers fly through your head as you plot out potential shots, speeds and angles, time and space as the escort barrels in at flank, eager to nail you before you dive again.

He needn't worry about that.

The pings come faster and faster till NIP #1 is too close above to catch you in his cone – you're already climbing at nine knots when his charges begin splashing in the water. This time you *do* see them, trailing faint bubbles as they sink right at you; one even glancing off your side... and continuing to sink past you, detonating harmlessly below at your prior depth. Your periscope is rising, reaching full extension right as you level the planes at fifty-five feet.

>> No.41877777
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>> No.41877779

She is a lovely young lady and I will likely never meet her like.

I regret that.

Are you honestly surprised?

>> No.41877787
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Never gonna not love this one.

>> No.41877791

Even a blind man could see Arizona has a thing for Settle. That falls under willful ignorance.

>> No.41877794

TLAM's can hit an old tin can, the targetings good enough and they don't need to seek independently since we have the drones to feed them real time targeting. And the warhead is big enough to kill at proximity, doesn't need to be skin-to-skin for a soft target. Just an idea, gives Harder a backup if he can't get a shot himself.

>> No.41877808

>NIP #1
Oh god, Harder is having flashbacks

>> No.41877810
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“Heeeeeere's HARDER!” you scream into the water as the shark-shaped abyssal hoves into view, plainly visible through the sheets of water shedding from the glass. He's hardly seven-hundred yards distant and already committed to a hard port turn.

“Dodge this, motherfucker,” you hiss; shoving your palm out before you. An explosion of compressed air thunders through the water from your hand, and from the end of it emerges a Mark 14, screaming away at 46 knots. Five more follow, thunderous explosions smacking your eardrums with satisfying reports as the water rushes into reoccupy the voids; your fish screaming towards the destroyer's broadside in a tight, lethal spread. You flip on your back and whip your periscope 180 degrees to the rear, the cross-hairs lining up on NIP #2's bow. He's got you dead to rights on active and you're making more noise than a brass band using a buffalo's ballsack as a base drum – which is just the way you want it. He's taking to the side a bit, not quite done with his circle. You watch him for instant eternity, gauging his will, his aggressiveness.

“Do it, faggot,” you hiss. “C'MON, PUSSY! I'M RIGHT HERE, COME AND GET ME!”

The abyssal hears you, and turns bow-on to barrel in at flank. Eldritch red flames are streaming from his eyes in a thirty-seven knot wind, spray – or saliva – dripping from the awful, toothed maw. A cannon muzzle emerges from its gaping mouth and thunders with purple flame; you see the brief blur of a shell whistle past your periscope and slam into the water just in front of you. He's committed to the attack; intending to ram.

>> No.41877815
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>He didn't draw Keine's stupid pagoda hat


>> No.41877816


Nah, I just needed the acknowledgement.

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>Actually going to periscope depth

>> No.41877829
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“Yes,” you hiss. He's at 900 yards and closing fast on your stern, leaving you only four fish to use. Standard procedure is one down the throat, one to each side, one in reserve. But you smell something cagier about this asshole, and so as he passes 800 yards you fire one fish right down the throat. He knows *exactly* where you are and sees the blast and bubbles as your fish screams into the Pacific; prompting him to put the rudder hard over starboard to dodge -

- you're already turning hard to starboard as well, swinging your feet to port to increase the angle-off-bow as much as possible. You hold the turn for two horrifyingly-long seconds before ripple-firing your last three fish off to his right. They scream into the water, swimming straight for a hundred-fifteen yards before their gyros take over, turning them hard left to angle at the destroyer who's committed to his turn. You've turned a down-the-throat shot at a narrow, quick-dodging target into a high-angle broadside attack, and now all his turn has done is buy your fish room to arm. The abyssal is turning for all he's worth, his ship leaning slightly as he slams his right screw into reverse, one of your fish is tracking right for his side, a hundred yards from a high-angle oblique impact, just the kind the Mark-14 likes.

You grin savagely. “SMILE, YOU SONOFABITCH!”

[ ] Switch to Settle.
[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41877841

>[ ] Switch to Settle.



>> No.41877845

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.
Hows our boy in the furball doing?

>> No.41877850
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>Switch to the Marine Wing
Let's go all weather squadron!

>> No.41877854

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877855

>[x] Switch to Settle.
We need to get back to fleet command.

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>> No.41877870

[X] Switch to the F-18.
Are we Rhinos or Legacy?

>> No.41877873

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877879

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877884
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[X] Switch back to Settle

>> No.41877885

Best girl

>> No.41877886

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

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>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877893

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41877894

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41877895

>[ ] Switch to Settle.
Admiral overview pls.

>> No.41877897

>[X] Switch to Settle.
I want to see the whole command room get hype when that call comes in.
"Expended six torpedoes and two Abyssal destroyers."

>> No.41877902

We Bats, bro.

>> No.41877904

Not yet

>> No.41877907

Late war in SH3 it's a viable tactic if you can't escape the destroyers. Go flank, blow ballast, and pray you can catch the fucker in a forward torpedo spread when you get visual at surface.

>> No.41877910
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[X] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877911

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

A little more IN THE ZONE before we return to high command, please.

>> No.41877912

>[x] Switch to Settle.

Damn, Harder. Two at once! Gonna try and break your wartime record?

>> No.41877916
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>> No.41877918

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877919

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41877921

[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877923


>that comic

Sweet mother in heaven, this comic is historically inaccurate.

For one thing, MAJOR HENRY TALMAGE ELROD, of VMF-211, flew his F4F Wildcat not off a carrier, but off a landing strip on Wake Island itself. While VMF-211 was transported to Wake via carrier, VMF-211 was stationed forstly at Yuma, then Wake Island.

Secondly, he died defending Wake Island from the Japanese. Specifically, he was shot when he was making an ammo run. The implication is that he actually shot the Japanese invaiding the islands, thus proving that every Marine, whether he be a Corpsman or a pilot, is a rifleman first and foremost. (Or Rifledog, if you are so inclined, PT-109).

Thirdly, his bombing and sinking of the IJN Kisaragi (who now lives in a pineapple under the sea) was not a last-ditch manuever, but part of a series of coordinated bombing runs on the Japanese fleet bombarding Wake Island.

>> No.41877926

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877927

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877932

This does not help.

>> No.41877940

Viable, sure. Still batshit.

>> No.41877942

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41877944

>[X] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877946

>[X] Switch to Settle.

Settle (and Shoukaku) time.

>> No.41877950

HOly crap, that's a nice Junko.

>> No.41877960
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>[ ] Switch to Settle.
Do it.

>> No.41877963


>> No.41877965
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>The British flag is just a cropped Australian flag
>Seriously wanting a ship that flies such a flag

top cuck m8. top. cuck.

>> No.41877976

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41877979

>one of your fish is tracking right for his side, a hundred yards from a high-angle oblique impact, just the kind the Mark-14 likes.

>inb4 *CLANG*, *CLUNK*, or running too deep

[X] Switch to Settle

>Translated Comic from the nips involving WEE FREE MEN and shipsluts
>in any way shape or form historically accurate

>> No.41877981

VMFA-242, man.

Maybe I should apply for /tg/ divegrass manager next time.

>> No.41877982
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Yep, pivix is really starting to put out the good shit.

>> No.41877984

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41877987

Indeed. A wise choice.

>> No.41877990

>british battlecruiser
>explodes violently when provoked
I'd prefer if we actually got a *good* ship, buddy

>> No.41877992

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41877997

Honey. Honey, you've been chasing Settle all wrong.

You need to... you need to advance at him BACKWARDS.

>> No.41878011

>[X] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41878018
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>[ ] Switch to Settle.
Back to command.

>> No.41878024

I need more Clownpiece art.

The ones on /jp/ are old already, especially the one with Clownpiece in front of the US flag while shedding a single tear.

>> No.41878027

Then prepare your anus when you hear the aircraft coming in.

>> No.41878035

>[x] Switch to the F-18.
A little more air action would be good, mostly because I want to see what the human pilots make of the fairies they're fighting alongside.

>> No.41878039

>implying she doesn't just need to shadow Settle EVERYWHERE to prevent Japcrap from trying to take his torpedo spread
>Implying she doesn't need to arrange an incident for Japcrap

>Implying Yandere isn't best dere

>> No.41878046

You mean the ship that was sunk because the Admirality passed over for refits and upgrades because they were too busy using it to wave their dicks at everyone else.

That ship that can't make top speed because its engines are in need of overhaul?


I can see her coming back as Abyssals.

Or tell the Admirals to fuck off if they tell her to go be seen when she resting.

>> No.41878055

-.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / - .... . / .-.. .- ... - / .--. . .-. ... --- -. / .. / .-- .- -. - / - --- / .... . .- .-. / - .... .- - / ..-. .-. --- -- .-.-.- / .--. .-. . ... . -. - .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ... - . .-. -. / .. ... / - .... . / - .-. .- -.. .. - .. --- -. .- .-.. / -.. . ..-. . -. ... . / - --- / - --- .-. .--. . -.. --- / .- - - .- -.-. -.- .-.-.-

>> No.41878057

[ ] Switch to the F-18

>> No.41878068

[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41878072

>[ ] Switch to Settle.

>> No.41878089



Question: wouldn't presenting your stern wind up with the torpedo hitting and breaking your screws?

>> No.41878090

>[ ] Switch to the F-18.

>> No.41878091
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>from your hand ... emerges a Mark 14
aw. we can still make anal circumference jokes though, right?

[x] Switch to Settle

>> No.41878094
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>Doesn't know that Australia began as a British colony
>this retarded

>> No.41878101

Heh, yeah. Ask Yamato about that sometime, preferably when Sammy's in earshot

>> No.41878104

What if the admiral buys her a Hoodie?

>> No.41878113

We Bentusi present our stern to show we mean no harm and to invite our guests to trade.

Though we have little to fear from torpedoes.

>> No.41878114

You do realize that missionary isn't the only position, right?

>> No.41878116

You don't WANT the torpedo hitting period, and stern means you're heading away from it and have the smallest possible profile.

>> No.41878118
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This isn't just normal seduction, this is ADVANCED seduction.

Professor Naka-chan demonstrates.

>> No.41878120
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>taking obvious banter seriously
>this retarded

>> No.41878132

It lets you thread the needle between the torpedoes.

>> No.41878137
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I would give out more. But I don't want to fuck up image limit

>> No.41878143
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A look into the mind of Arizona.

>> No.41878144

>falling for aussie shitpost bait
come on, man

>> No.41878153

Pretty much >>41878116

Heading away from it means it takes longer for the torpedoes to actually make contact with you.

Which means more time to dodge.

>> No.41878154
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>Though we have little to fear from torpedoes.

>> No.41878155

Yeah fuck off

>> No.41878159

Pfft please Badminton deck isn't even honest about her own bow......them be 18in AP shell caps.

>> No.41878161

Using Show-cocku for that purpose is hilarious.

>> No.41878162
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>get called out on being a fucking retard
>"m-muh bantz?"

>> No.41878166

but if the torpedoes hit your stern they might knock out your screws and then you can't sail strait
>if you know what i mean

>> No.41878171
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>Britcuck can't take the bantz

>> No.41878173


Grinding on Settle's groin is less seduction and more begging Settle to ask Arizona "Jesus fuck girl why you so thirsty like goddamn"

>> No.41878175
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Arizona, you're forgetting one thing. When they shot me with a torpedo, I died.

>> No.41878179


The ship that got BLOWN THE FUCK UP due to SHITTY POWDER HANDLING and not because the Bismarck had a great fire control system?

>> No.41878182

Probably slap him for being silly, take the hoodie and go back to sleep.

>> No.41878185

Arizona is the lewdest battleship.

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>> No.41878187

Awww yeah

>> No.41878190

Yesss. Well done!

>> No.41878194

Moving away from a torpedo reduces it's closing speed and makes it easier to get out of it's path. At least compared to every other possible angle.

Besides bow hits tend to penetrate far deeper because of the added water pressure against the ship's bulkheads resulting from all that built up momentum.

>> No.41878195
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It's the gift that keeps on giving.

>> No.41878200


>> No.41878202

I thought we all agreed FLAT IS JUSTICE?!

Tis cool. Clownpiece is growing on me.

>> No.41878206

I'm referring to history, not hull specs.
Yamato got hemmed in by torpedoes during Samar and ran directly away from the battle for a good eight minutes

>> No.41878209

Every man enjoys a nice, pert ass. Some even enjoy screwing the stern instead of the boiler room. Settle may be an ass man, you never know

>> No.41878218

>Arizona modernization when

>> No.41878222

*indiscriminate fear*

... Not. I have the vaccine to it.

>> No.41878230


>that filename

Please tell me that liquor you've gotten ahold of isn't from Settle's private stash--or worse yet, Hate's--but from whatever you've been able to requisition

>> No.41878232

>Falls for Blatantly obvious shitposting

>> No.41878233

Gives a smaller target than broadside, and more time to dodge than if you sailed towards them

>> No.41878249

I thought that went without saying

>> No.41878253

Settle's internal thought process has consistently focused on the prow- Shoukaku, Kongou and [whichever kongou sister we've seen] being the examples I can remember

>> No.41878259


>> No.41878265

>the stern

Don’t you mean the poop deck?

>> No.41878267
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You all DO know where the Admirals quarters are on Arizona, right?

This is hardly a surprise, stern is hometown.

>> No.41878281
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Don't worry Shokaku, your time will come :(

>> No.41878291

So Arizona just wants her admiral to settle into his new quarters.


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>> No.41878297

Admiral loves it in Arizona's Stern?

What have I done, this is not what I wish for

>> No.41878315

>Stern is hometown

>> No.41878316

>Div Marine Office




>> No.41878317

I'd rather have Warspite. Mmm... MILFs...

>> No.41878321
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>admiral's bathroom

>> No.41878326

The sleeping giant has been awakened.
It was always too late.

>> No.41878327

Indeed, the time of each comes and goes like the tide.

Sometimes, like now, Arizona is favoured greatly. Other times, Shoukaku is preferred by all.

It varies.

>> No.41878335
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Y'know, you ask a lotta questions. I'm just a dumb, ditzy idol. There's no way I would know that Settle's locked drawer is a fluke, and Hate's cabinet key is actually covering a false panel with the GOOD shit inside.

...But no, for your information, I blackmailed this out of the government fair and square.

>> No.41878353

Have you SEEN that stern though? I'd even take the plunge if I wasn't a little girl posting on an Ugandan Fingerpainting Board.

>> No.41878355

>preferred by all.
m8 I don't care who your waifu is don't pull that generalization shit.
Democracy will bear out.

>> No.41878362

>dat ship and ducky

That's one happy admiral.

No Captcha, French toast is not pankakes

>> No.41878366

>I blackmailed this out of the government fair and square.
...Are you sure you aren't American? Because you sure act like it.

>> No.41878376




>> No.41878380

I know, right? I want a battleship for my tub.

>> No.41878381


You are very effective against submarines in kC or at least my Naka is. Now I know why....

>> No.41878383

It doesn't help that the chests in question were more noticeable thanks to their outfits. Kongou especially, I think Settle's noticed her lack of a bra like four times

>> No.41878387
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Anon, You're doing it wrong.

>> No.41878392


You're insanely terrifying, you know that? You'd actually make for a great yakuza head.

>> No.41878396

And at all times, there are those who take everything literally.

You are far from dumb or ditzy.

Your next request has been prepared, by the way.

>> No.41878403

>poop deck
Pls. Nobody likes cordite when you're in her stern.

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>> No.41878413
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Tonight has been a wonderful night for drawings.

We got more Horn(ey)et, AND more Ari.

>> No.41878418


>> No.41878419

Also, if you look carefully, you'll note that the captain's quarters are just forward of the admiral's.

>> No.41878420

Naka! Naka! Would you sign this CD for me?

>> No.41878435

I see Harder finally gave it to Naka hard so hard that her sisters wanted in on it.

>> No.41878449
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Inb4 Naka takes over Yakuza to get back at them, killing two birds with one stone and increasing her influence tremendously

>> No.41878463

>GOKUSEN: Aidoru edition

>> No.41878464
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Battleship Submarine?

>> No.41878465

I've been gunning for another USN Sub (a grill one) in order to create an even more hilarious love triangle

>> No.41878466

And Arizona likes her Admiral in her poop deck. What have we done.

>> No.41878467

I'd like more Shoukaku, but my preference is already noted.

>> No.41878473



Yakuza Idol Boss.

I want this.

>> No.41878487

>Implying that Naka hasn't secretly taken control of a powerful Yakuza group already with Hate as her right hand man

>> No.41878497

That's even worse than the French design!

>> No.41878500

You fool. You just encouraged her.
she already had the idea

>> No.41878503

>Love triangle
Have one of Harder's sister ships come back and let them raise hell as siblings

>> No.41878507

So is there any possibility of seeing a Forrestal class?

>> No.41878509
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>> No.41878520

Kongou is a very bouncy gal.

>> No.41878529

>USS Barb comes back
>Fires fucking rockets at abyssals

>> No.41878531

No Forest Fires allowed.

>> No.41878535

>all that noisy superstructure
>can't dodge a damn
>fucking inertia, molasses acceleration

If combining subs with battleships strikes you as a good idea, please kill me right now.

>> No.41878542


But the japs tried that, you don't need to look in to sci-fi for retardedness of that level.

>> No.41878543

I only ask because my father served on the CV-60 Saratoga.

>> No.41878556

Nah, that's tame.
>Barb comes back
>She can summon a FUCKING TRAIN as her weapon

>> No.41878560 [SPOILER] 
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>Jintsū illuminated the Allied fleet with her searchlights. The illumination was fatal, as Jintsū was hit by at least ten radar-guided 6-inch (150 mm) shells from the three Allied cruisers, setting her on fire. The barrage killed both Rear Admiral Isaki and Captain Sato; shortly afterwards a torpedo hit Jintsū starboard in the aft engine room.

>> No.41878561

You should know that Miss Naka's latest order consisted of an untraceable cell phone.

We believe she is already enacting this plan.

>> No.41878564

.- -.-. -.-. --- .-. -.. .. -. --. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- --..-- / .- .-.. .-.. / .... . / ..-. .. .-. . ... / .- .-. . / -.. ..- -.. ... / .- -. -.-- .-- .- -.-- ... .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / ... -.-. .- .-. . -.. / --- ..-. ..--..

>> No.41878574

One shell through the pressure hull and you've got a very expensive grave.

>> No.41878581

>D'aaaaawwwww, it's another American sub! They're so cute!
>The fuck just-
>crushed by Train

>> No.41878589



>> No.41878611

>.- -.-. -.-. --- .-. -.. .. -. --. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- --..-- / .- .-.. .-.. / .... . / ..-. .. .-. . ... / .- .-. . / -.. ..- -.. ... / .- -. -.-- .-- .- -.-- ... .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / ... -.-. .- .-. . -.. / --- ..-. ..--..


>> No.41878617

The benefits of having an enemy train as part of your confirmed kills, comrade.

>> No.41878626


>> No.41878627

.- .-. .. --.. --- -. .- / .... .- ... / .- / ... -- .- .-.. .-.. / -... ..- - - / -..-. / -.. --- -. - / -... . .-.. .. . ...- . / - .... . / ..-. .- -. .- .-. -

>> No.41878632

They're NOT duds.

>> No.41878634
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The one thing all girls and guys are scared of, ask themselves all the time about.

A negotiated settlement...or an unconditional surrender?

>> No.41878636

>I died
You don't die so good.

>> No.41878638


>> No.41878647

>Well, whatever that abyssal was planning, it sure won't-

>> No.41878652

getting borderline guro, m80. don't forget this is a christian image board!

>> No.41878656
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Ouch how mean anons, was just showing a rather hyper unrealistic submarine that needs at least 150ft of water to even be submerged. When did I say that I thought it was a good design?

>> No.41878666

>... USS BARB!!

>> No.41878674
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Way to go Barb(ara)

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>> No.41878685

You know, right after the last thread, I went and sat through the Uber storytime. So now whenever I hear about ships in human form, I think about those damn panzermenches.

>> No.41878687
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what can i say them britcucks love being bong'd by the queen

>> No.41878689

>Barb rides a train into the base
>There's no railroads

>> No.41878702

Where we're going, we don't NEED railroads.

>> No.41878706

>There are also no brakes on the Barb-train

>> No.41878720
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The Wahoo has a few things to say to you, Barb.

>> No.41878722

Good grief why would you even?

There's only one type of living battleship and that's a fleet girl, dammit!

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>> No.41878781

One should not speak ill of one's friends needlessly. I thought better of you, Arizona.

>> No.41878783

THAT'S the New Orleans? Lame.

>> No.41878809
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tfw you realize the reason Edo-soo-ru couldn't run from the ships that sank her is because her own depth charges had damaged her when she sank I-124

>> No.41878812
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The wall of the CIC is a tapestry of mayhem and death; bright flashes of light bathing the dark room in a kaleidoscope of horror.

“SBDs, hit the low bombers!” Hornet snaps, and as one her massive dive-bomber compliment, all thirty-six of them, wheel away from her decks and enter shallow dives to intercept the cloud of abyssal torpedo bombers closing on Kaga's broadside from the north-east. Each flight drifts into a loose finger-four formation; singling out a target to maximize the power of their two .50 caliber cowling guns and present any fighters trying to swing onto their tail with a combined defense. Hornet's SBDs knocked down some torpedo bombers at Santa Cruz, and with twice the number on the defense now, your hopes are high for good results.

“Dive-bombers, bearing three-three-zero, high!” Shiranui's cool tone reports.

“I see'em!” Sammy declares. She's wielding a five-inch gun in each hand, like an old-west gunslinger. “COME AT ME, IF YA THINK YER HARD ENOUGH!”

>> No.41878818

no st.louis led ship of her class of class

>> No.41878819
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Hon hon hon!

>> No.41878833
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no, that was a sketch of Helena's sister I think

>> No.41878834
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You and Goto both tense, fear tightening your muscles. Dive bombers are the biggest threat, by far, and a good twenty-five with fighter escort are closing on your task force, fast. Sammy's go-pro feed shows Hornet studying the sky, her dark eyes sizing up the newest inbound wave intently.

“Flight three, four, five, six, seven, hit those dive-bombers! One, two, hang back over me and prepare to intercept any leakers!”

“She's good,” Goto whispers.

“She was the first ship ever equipped with a CIC,” you reply. “And she learned lessons in her early battles that'd form the basis of CAP direction for the US Navy in every battle and war since.”

“We made the right call?” he says hopefully, but you both know it might still count for nothing.

>> No.41878838

So far the US BB art has had a disappointing lack of cajun brown.

>captcha: pick the pies
>apple pie with woven crust
>apple pie with woven crust
>plaid sofa

>> No.41878843

We need Cleavland class.

>> No.41878866
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I looooove Americans!
I promise that any resemblance to any Nakas, either living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Awwww, you're the best...ship...person...thing. Why is this so hard. I'm a ship-person-thing.
A-Absolutely! I love you guys, y'know that? You're the best. The BEST.
Heh heh heh heh, take 'em over. I considered going to find their headquarters, y'know that? I might only be a light cruiser, but... well, y'know. Too risky. For everyone else, I mean.
Hey hey hey hey. Things That Go Clunk In the Night might have problems with... girls, intimacy, bathing... but I'm not gonna judge him before he even fires a spread.

...though he doesn't really attack from the stern, does he? Harder... what was it they said, he shoots one down the throat?

... Aw, hell, God, the kami, whoever, he really wants to do it, doesn't he? He wants to fire a spread down... he wants to load hot and set the ranges to zero--okay fuck it, he wants to rest his balls on my chin and brush my teeth with his dick.

>> No.41878874

no we need atlanta's

>> No.41878875

We need one of the Ohio SSGNs. Missile spam anyone :-)

>> No.41878884

>rest his balls on my chin and brush my teeth with his dick

>> No.41878885
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Well, we do have Louisiana

but shes a fat racist slut

>> No.41878892



Also go for the yakuza.

Blow up the building.

Or if you cant go, just tell Harder and grab a bucket of popcorn.

>> No.41878901
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>okay fuck it, he wants to rest his balls on my chin and brush my teeth with his dick.

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Ahaha, he used my pic!
(More Richelieu)
How lewd.

>> No.41878910

>16 dual-purpose five-inchers
absolute rape in a tin can

>> No.41878918

This, they'd be perfect right now, especially San Diego.

>> No.41878919
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The SBDs hit the wall of torpedo bombers like a ton of bricks; sending four abyssals spiraling into the water, black carapaces shattered by .50 caliber slugs. Their escorting fighters set upon them immediately, but in groups of four the SBDs rear guns cannot be ignored. Some of them bob and weave, taking quick shots as they keep ahead of the rear gun's hungry muzzles, but the sturdy dive bombers shrug off the damage as they turn hard to saddle up on the hostile torpedo planes. Two fifty calibers isn't much, but the heavy slugs carry well; the bright staccato flashes of AP-I smashing into the abyssal's tails making your heart sing. A hostile fighter tries to saddle up on an SBD for a long hosing-down, but the awful, toothed grin disintegrates under a hail of lead from their rear gunners and sinks, smoking, towards the waves. The abyssal torpedo planes spread out their formation even more – they'll have to give it up soon anyways to launch a properly distributed spread of fish at Kaga. You flip to Shiranui's camera; watching Kaga draw her bow back send a shotai of Zeroes into the air; freshly refueled and rearmed – her only contribution to the CAP. They turn hard and roar into the attack.

>> No.41878920

That's not cajun at all. That's more like New Orleanian or Baton Rougain.

>> No.41878922

It's hilarious in WoWS, just shit HE all over everything

>> No.41878931
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>> No.41878932


Too lewd, but I can't stop laughing

>> No.41878936
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kai ni when

>> No.41878938

So now that that's established.
Whatever you do: please troll his shit hard.
You are easily the most clever shipgirl featured so far.
Keep being awesome

>> No.41878945
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>> No.41878969
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“P-P-P-P-P-PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANES-” Willie is screaming. Her go-pro is looking upwards (and vibrating more than it ought,) showing the dark navy dots of Hornet's Hellcats slamming into the dive-bombers. The fighters surge forward to engage, letting some of them slip through the stream. They're heartbeats away from their pushover point when another flight of Hornet's fighters and one of Akagi's Zeroes charges into them, blowing their formation apart like a hawk diving into a flock of sparrows.

“More dive bombers, above us!” Akagi shouts, “Bearing, bearing right, to the RIGHT! Kaga, fire up! UP!”

“Copy,” she replies, her voice vibrating like a tense steel cable as the diminutive guns on her shoulders swivel away from the incoming torpedo planes and begin thundering at the new arrivals.”

“Flights One and Two, get them, GET them!” Hornet cries, but Two is already chopping down the leakers from the first gaggle. There's too many of them, too god-damned many of them, two whole carrierloads hitting at once. They must've launched their entire compliments in one damned deck-cycle, and now, despite holding back as much as you can, you're being overwhelmed.

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Extremely lewd!
Remember, practicing before deep throating is highly advised to prevent gagging!

>> No.41878995

inb4 Willie rapes everything in the sky

>> No.41878998
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“Bat Four, Fox Two!”

“Bat Seven, Fox Two!”

“Bat Eight, guns guns guns-”

“-guns guns from three-”

Someone cries out as the Marine F-18s scream through the second squadron of dive bombers that circled to the south before attacking; their ugly misshapen forms vanishing in plumes of flame and debris as their tight, lethal formation is blown apart. But it's too late to destroy any more – they reach their pushover point and come screaming out of the sky in steep dives, targeting your ships.

“Akagi, hard starboard!” Goto screams – Kaga can't steer into Hornet to her right and the torpedo bombers are approaching from her left. Hornet could follow Akagi, however.

[ ] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.
[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879001

>Target hits keep climbing up

>> No.41879003


He's a premature ejaculator? Oh my, you are gonna have a shitton of fun training him, huh.

>> No.41879027

[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879029

>[x] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879030

>[ ] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.

>> No.41879031

>[x] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879032

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!



>> No.41879034

>[X] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.

>> No.41879037

>[ ] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.
Should we tell Willie to lower the blast shield on her helmet and trust in the Force/her radar fire-control?

>> No.41879044

>[ ] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.

Trust Willie to clear the skies for us.

>> No.41879046

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879047

>[x] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879057

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879060

>[x] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

"Willie, you've switched off your fire control, what's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm fine."

>> No.41879062

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879066

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>[ ] Other
Mustin, SALVO


>> No.41879068

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

Has Willie even been shooting?

>> No.41879069
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Sorry, it's just.. I KNEW, but I didn't really register it, you know? It just hit me that--well, that he wants to hit me.

I'm not immune to that sort of thing, you know? Even if idols are supposed to belong 'to everybody.'"


Well, the problem with the Yakuza thing is that even if it all went well... no one would ever trust one of us again. Even if they knew it was all thugs and killers. I can't--I just can't do that to the rest of them, you know? They might just decide we're abyssals in waiting and... yeah.

I put a lot of thought into this.

A LOT of thought.

>select all the drinks

Don't mind if I do, captcha. Don't mind if I do.

>> No.41879073

>Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!
Jesus it can speak!

>> No.41879074

>a hail of lead
You mean a hail of STEEL. As if the navy would stoop to firing lead at it's enemies. Lead is for army landlubbers.


>> No.41879076

>[x] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879077

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879078

>[X] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

Breaking formation will fuck up everything.

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>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

Oh baby, We're going on a limb with this one.

>> No.41879087

>[X] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.
Trust in the willie

>> No.41879089

D-Did the corgi just talk?!!!

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>okay fuck it, he wants to rest his balls on my chin and brush my teeth with his dick.

.-- .... .- - / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .- -. - ..--..

>> No.41879109

[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879113

Arizona was once full of horny seamen as well, she knows all about it.

>> No.41879118

American damage control is better, as Hornet and Yorktown proved, so if it's a choice as to whom takes a hit, I'd rather it be Hornet instead of Akaki or Kaga.

>> No.41879121

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!
we move akagi takes the hit probably and jap CV's cant take hits

>> No.41879124

Yeah, but noone KNOWS who's with the Yakuza for sure. It's why they're still around and still dangerous. You could take over and control the entire organization, and if you dod it right, noone will know your name, face, or even existence as far as Yakuza connections go.

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!


>> No.41879126

I imagine for him to rest his non-existent stubble on her lips and tongue her loins.

>> No.41879132

I can now. Pack leader put this heavy thing on head. Now I can talk like human. Only on screen thing.

>> No.41879134

Did we send PT boats with the fleet? I don't remember that.

>> No.41879135

Hit the incoming bombs like a good old fashioned game of volleyball right back at the bombers.

>> No.41879140

>say nothing

Admiral gives the general orders, but the captain's the one that conns the ship. Trust Hornet's captain to know what he's doing.

>> No.41879145


Even idols don't keep up the facade all the time. Drop it abit more.

>> No.41879146

did the corgi just release a fae to type that out for it?

>> No.41879154

>Even if idols are supposed to belong 'to everybody.'"
Naka-chan the Idol, maybe. What about Naka the Shipgirl?

I'm probably being stupidly idealistic with this, but it can't hurt, right?

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>> No.41879180

Fairys work on heavy thing. is equipped on bridge.

>> No.41879186

I'm now imagining his fairies are the characters from Black Lagoon.

>> No.41879188


>> No.41879190

>[X] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879201


It's okay man. I'm a talking hamster. I get tired of pretending to be a cute fuzzy thing sometimes too. But I can't drink alcohol because see: tiny fuzzy thing.

>> No.41879206

>[x] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

Crap. CRAP. I want to keep Hornet alive, but... The greater battle plan demands we keep the escort formation. God I hope her flight deck can take a few bombs...

>> No.41879216

>Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879219

Oh, the speak and spell?

Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.

>> No.41879222

>[ ] Say nothing; you can't afford to scatter the close escorts providing her AA coverage now!

>> No.41879224

Oh man, this must be a huge ass post then. I am not sure if I should get some popcorn or worry now.

>> No.41879230

We merely state fact. You are a good person.

So the prototype works? We estimated it would.

No one can tell you what to feel, Miss Naka. If you wish to explore this with him... it is your choice.

>> No.41879231

But Corgi Fae are just Fae Corgis. There must be a keyboard somewhere with tiny corgi fairies hopping about on it.

>> No.41879236

It's ok, we can tow her afterwards. We wouldn't abandon her in the middle of the ocean, right?

>> No.41879237


Unless her fairies are Japanese she should be fine.

>> No.41879247

Both, worry while you obtain popcorn.

Heck I'm getting a sandwich right now.

>> No.41879255

wait, wait wait

there are torp bombers approaching from Kaga's port

and to Kaga's starboard is Hornet...!

>[ ] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.

Do it NOW, before the torps meant for Kaga miss her, and then hit Hornet instead! We're going to have to dodge those torps anyways, might as well help a friend dodge bombers too!

>> No.41879260

Of course not. We aren't the IJN!

>> No.41879266

Ah screw it, I'll get a pizza. Get tired of popcorn after awhile.

>> No.41879279

>[ ] Order Hornet to heel over hard to starboard; dodge the incoming ordinance.

>> No.41879281

>fae damage control exchange
Can the wee men learn from each other? Send a couple DC teams from Hornet to each Jap carrier to at least make them run buckets faster and air out the hangar deck of fumes so no boats fart themselves to death.

>> No.41879291

So, Arizona has an ample stern, but she WANTS a large bow.

What do.

>> No.41879309

Turn her superstructure the other way.

>> No.41879327


Is there a tiny John F Kennedy there?

>> No.41879329

Well...Plastic surgery is a thing?

>> No.41879332

Anymore than a handful is too much forward displacement.

>> No.41879340

She wants what she doesn't need. She's like any regular person in that way.

>> No.41879345

Large bows are love. Large bows are life.

>> No.41879355

Pennsylvania's modernization added almost 4,000 tons of weight on top of her decks.

That weight, should Ari receive said modernization, be focused mostly on the bow areas.

>> No.41879361

what about hurricane bows?

>> No.41879380

Fairies are fairies are fairies. Even the American ones speak Japanese, or something very similar to it. I think they pretty much count as their own culture.

Speaking of which, that one pilot still needs medal and a... Whatchamacallit? Non-Judicial something-or-other. A slap on the wrist for breaking formation.

The moment we start messing with the fairies' deployments is the moment we start kicking this war into overdrive. When it comes to shipslut armaments, maintenance, upgrades and construction/summoning, they're the only real experts there are!

>> No.41879382

listen to the very experienced ship person.
And remember that taking care of yourself mentally and emotionally is something you should not neglect. You understand the consequences of that.

>> No.41879390

I'd insult you with a picture if I could.

>> No.41879393


hurricane bows make your chest flat.

Ask Taihou.

>> No.41879396

it sure wouldn't be pretty, flight ops would be over for sure, but unlike the nips she isn't made of waxed chopsticks and battletech MG ammo.

>> No.41879405


There aren't cameras, don't freak the fuck out. You know me better than that.


I did no such thing. I tolerate you because you're fucking amusing sometimes. Don't make me stop tolerating you.

>> No.41879412

Well she was slated for a refit before she went kaboom so if a ship can get a modified bow like the Graf Zeppelin did I don't see why we cant slap a new bow on her but that might really screw with how she interacts with water.

>> No.41879442

court martial

>> No.41879448

Pennsy didn't need a clipper bow, and if anything that would slim her down even further since its meant to be more streamlined.

>> No.41879463

You do know that 109 figured out how to use your credit cards to buy shit, right?

>> No.41879465

No. Fairy on other pack mate.

>> No.41879472

We need Ace Combat music.

And then she'll have her head on backwards.

>> No.41879476

Thread archived, this time with the correct tags!

>> No.41879503


>> No.41879542

Nah, that's a little too harsh. Apart from anything else, this would be the first official recognition of fairy crew! We don't want to start things off on a sour note.

It'll impact her effect on the battle, but a few bombs to the flight deck shouldn't sink her... Anything else can be repaired. That's what I have to tell myself. It's the only way to sleep.

>> No.41879552

Considering Crab didn't understand a word out of that officer's mouth I don't think they speak Japanese, they just know enough to give yes and no answers.

Though it's clear that they understand English and Japanese just fine.

>> No.41879556

Okay corgi, go play with Hate or something. We're too cluttered already.

>> No.41879568

Your bravado is amusing as always, Cpl. At least, for a Bound persona.

Also, check your accounts. Because if you did not trade with the Exchange, someone with your credentials did.

And they certainly bought schematics for Cloaked Drone technology.

>> No.41879570

Modernize her with extra Ushios.

...Damnit image limit.

>> No.41879588


I thought Customer info was confidential.

>> No.41879602

Speaking of battle damage, I'm going to post some BDA images of the USS Franklin and USS Saratoga when the new thread goes up. Definitely interesting to look at.

>> No.41879618

Or Hamakazes.

>> No.41879623

If a customer's identity was stolen and used to purchase goods or information, we are honour bound to inform said customer of the theft.

We will reimburse the Corporal the cost of whatever items were bought falsely in his name, of course.

>> No.41879633


No. that's probably Sammy, she thinks that kind of thing is fucking hilarious.

>> No.41879635

I wish more people like you worked in customer support <3

>> No.41879639

How many days have passed since Naka got her sides blown up?

>> No.41879654

visited Intrepid, reminded me of this quest. we ever get any info about her or events in NY harbor?

>> No.41879667

But you're still openly stating what he bought, and Arizona's order is kept quite close to the chest, so to speak. Naughty, Naughty.

>> No.41879705

I wish Bentus would at least RP as a floating drydock or a Mulberry or something.

>> No.41879708

Do shipgirls get paid?

>> No.41879729

test test

>> No.41879733

I'd imagine that confidentiality is only for legitimate transactions. Fraudulent customers void all guarantees, implicit or explicit, INCLUDING confidentiality protections.

That about the size of it, Bentus?

>> No.41879741

We have well-earned our reputation as honourable traders. Without honesty, there can be no trading. Without trade, there can be no peace.

Then be aware that your account with the Exchange is now frozen until such a time as you confirm sole possession of your financial credentials. Miss Samuel B. Robert's account has been appropriately fined and penalized for her transgression.

We have, of course, reimbursed the illegal purchases to your personal accounts before freezing your account with the Exchange.

We hope that this incident will not impact your trust in the Exchange.

The Bentusi Exchange has never claimed to be fully impartial.

Certain... conducts or purchases do lead to investigations from the Exchange.

I started as this, long ago. And thus I remain, a testament to older times.

>> No.41879755



>> No.41879760

>>41879715 NEW THREAD

>> No.41879764

Not that I know of, maybe a Navy pension, but they can requisition anything. ANYTHING.

>> No.41879777


Age old debts may also impact the impartiality and confidentiality of the Exchange. Fortunately, we have no such outstanding debts on Earth.

>> No.41879873


Kinda-fucking sorta.

Basically, no, but they have more or less unlimited fucking access to government funds. At least, ours do, I don't know about the Japs. Naka's the exception, apparently as Settle's sexre- secretary, she's got all the same fucking privileges as our girls.

>> No.41880039

Nothing but it's been left up in the air enough for a writefag to put something down if someone was open for it.

Fan theory is that the eastern Seaboard including New York Harbor got hit by the battleships sunk off the coast and she might have given them a lesson on why they were sunk in air warfare trials.

>> No.41880571


Wait, y'all don't just hand them IMPAC cards? I got an IMPAC card. Huh.

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